SNEAKO - August 26, 2023SNEAKO Plays Cuckold Simulator...
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Summary
It's the last day of school and the first day of summer vacation, which means it's time to take a break from all the responsibilities that come with being a dad. In this episode, we talk about the importance of being a good dad, and how to keep your kids safe during the summer, and what to do when the kids come home from school.
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you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
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yeah yep chat yeah okay all right you get the point
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let it out let it out let it out let it out it's not my favorite game i have not played it
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so i know it says continue game i was just testing it out so that i know i can stream on it
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the only reason it said continue game was because i was testing out
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there's my boy tyrone jr what's up little man daddy missed you okay very funny
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i should close the door so you cannot escape i wouldn't want him to get run over by or eaten by a dog or something
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now where's my wonderful wife she should be either in the living room or in the bedroom upstairs
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cast what are you doing how could you do this without me here
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who gave you permission to come in here nobody that's who
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who has punishment you don't get to watch today leave now
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hey yo we gonna have some problems if you don't leave right now
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sorry i will leave now have fun hold up before you leave give me your money
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sh-s-s-s-s-sure just don't hurt me i know you'll spend it better than i would
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tyrone sure is scary i'm glad i'm on his good side most of the time
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i hear a loud engine outside it must be the bus that means deshawn is home from school
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welcome home deshawn today was your last day of school how was it are you excited for summer vacation i
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know i know i am book school i just want to play fortnite and be a rapper like my daddy
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but i am not a rapper yeah you're not my daddy bruh step out of the way
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deshawn pushes you aside and goes into the house
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okay he is a good boy one day he will open up to me i'm sure of it i just have to show him how
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good of a man i am chat this is not relatable this never maybe he had a
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bitch turn on the tv for me i forgot to do it before i sat down i want to watch my favorite streamers
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finally i have some free time to myself tyrone should keep my wife busy for quite some time
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the world is my oyster what shall i do i know i'll go visually enjoy my funky pop collection
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there they are all my funky pops hey guys i'm home
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unimaginative cheap plastic patriotic offices of the popular culture franchise that we all love so much
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funky pops are great i just love looking at them so much they make me so happy it's been a while
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since wife has let me buy a new one huh a man could dream
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this is not my candid event chat chat chat you know respectfully just shut the music up
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like shut this up chat this didn't happen to me i never had a black son i'm deshawn has never
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fucking called me a bitch i don't like watching okay i told the story and it got blown out of
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proportion i thought it would be funny this is not my life this is not my candid event it's not a
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video this is game it's just fun we can laugh together haha i'm on your side stop making fun of me
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i'm gonna browse reddit i'm gonna browse my favorite site reddit.com who knows what interesting
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things i'll read today okay hey you said chat i don't have a boner i don't have a boner
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why are you saying stand up why are you saying stand up chat chat bro all you are
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fucking gay you're fucking gay they're saying them hard that's when i want me to stand up
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i don't want to go on reddit i hate reddit
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bro can i leave chat i'm not bricked up shut the fuck up
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yeah this background music is so fucking loud okay go on rumble can i
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sneeko vlog is wild chat okay this this is okay enough time sure flies i love reddit it's already
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night time whoa tyrone wife will surely be busy for a long time i will get in trouble if i'm caught
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listening i should leave the house to avoid temptation maybe get in the car and go somewhere
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oh i know i'll go to that new nightclub they opened up my chorus is my car is of course in
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the driveway where i just parked it oh deshawn took the car huh let me check up on my wife it's locked
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it's locked it's a prius okay we're going to the nightclub
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this is it the brand new nightclub they just opened up i was excited one more suggested we
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opened our relationship but it's been two years and i've yet to get with another woman at least i get
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to watch the bull sometimes which is nice okay why are you laughing
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but i'm sure feeling good about this place i will find a cute girl tonight for sure maybe i
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could even convince wife to let me share her with tyrone okay there's nobody at this at this nightclub
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slow down there chief club is for members only are you a member
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yes yes of course i am i am a vip in fact don't fuck with man you're not a member
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be honest does this look like destiny does this look like that you're i know you're making fun of
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me does this character not look and sound so far like destiny not gonna lie man you look like
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we have an image to keep up membership price you'll be 150 dollars yes yes fine
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yes i'll buy the membership okay whatever you say man
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i don't have that kind of money i'm broke i'm broke i can't even go in
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okay look look look at this build look look at this dude look at this dude
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okay where do i go now i can't go to the nightclub
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go to the office and play chat you've played this game many times
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i have to go i have to start a whole bank account
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okay i'm just gonna go home i'm just going home
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where where do i sleep can i sleep next to tyrone or no
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why is my baby okay where what is my wife doing door is still locked
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deshawn no you can't just dance in my car i have to get to work what do i do for work
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please stop you ain't my daddy i don't listen to you bitch
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don't make me get your mother out here deshawn
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bitch go to work now i have other things to do here anyway
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that boy's a talented dancer maybe he'll rake it out of the rapper after all
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oh no look at the time i'm gonna be late i need to get to the office
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i'm not max prestige in this game and i'm not a natural i'm bad at video games this game just
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happens to be easy for some reason okay let's go to the office fine sneaker when the camera's off
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sneaker documentary okay okay global corp california
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sorry boss my son he was dancing in my car i don't care if your mother died there is no excuse for
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tardiness at global corp i don't pay you to be late yes sir sorry sir we won't have it again sir
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we'll still be making some changes to our workstation to make up for your lost productivity
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today to ensure you may productive going into the future
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so what do you say thank you sir for the opportunity to serve global corp is productively and plausible
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sneaker iro okay okay okay feeling nostalgic funny funny where's my desk
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i earn ninety five dollars of work today how can i afford this house
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bro how many more months do we need to keep making jokes about this like
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can we like meet canyon it's over now it's not funny anymore it's trying different jokes
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it's not funny it's genuinely not funny anymore see go vibing with this dream life
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there's my son hi deshawn what's going on why are you in my room what did he do son what did he do
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deshawn i need it back right now hi i'm gonna need you to chill bruh
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he was doing it for tick tocks if you where are my funky pops then uh
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chat i don't play this off stream you don't have any idea where you put them
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bro this guy's gonna end up shooting his whole family and his workplace
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funky pops i'll bring you home i will find you all this i promise you
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i will trap you to all corners of earth if this is what it takes
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how long is the door going to be locked how long
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sneeko if you weren't a youtuber chat i'm banned on youtube this this would never be me
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is he just gonna sit here and watch amaranth forever
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well no not there's anything wrong with being gay in current year i just
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step out of the way bro she's gonna do a bikini challenge
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fucking i can't i can't go to the nightclub
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the office goes tonight i guess i gotta go to the club i'm going to the club
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free okay great great take my fedora and get out of here
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all the meme accounts are saying sneeko's doing an irl stream yeah i'm checking twitter
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jay you know i was lying about that whole swinger party store right
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i'm not a natural this game is very difficult to play
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your wife is cheating on you go cheat with the neighbor i'm trying to
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it's not over look it's already blocked off here
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is spend my hard-earned money on going to a club that
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there's no bitches at fine let's go work let's go to work
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someone someone wants you you you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
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i thought by now this uh these jokes would be over
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like i genuinely don't i think in the last years and years and years
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humiliation ritual it's just a video game time to work
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don't talk to me unless you got drugs and a lot of money for a thousand dollars
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maybe i have a chance at this girl i just need drugs
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perhaps in here someone knows i can buy drugs i should ask around
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go to chinatown tonight look for my cousin he runs
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straightforward thanks i'll check it out sometime
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i wonder how you found this game i i just like stumbled apart like this is pretty random
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bro why do i keep waking up in the guest room do i ever get to sleep my baby's just not being taken
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care of his wifey still she's still getting fucked four days later
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okay this dude i might i don't even want to talk to my son
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i can only go there at night okay let's go to work and then we'll go
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okay chinatown time do i even have enough money for drugs
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whoa so this is chinatown i've never been here before
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it's really big i hope i don't get lost i should make sure to remember where this gate is otherwise
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welcome to chinatown laway i've not seen you here before
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listen laway you're new here you do not know how things work
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um pleasure yes yes very good to do business in chinatown only chinese one accepted no american
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dollar huh why is that we don't want your american funny money they keep print more and
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to soon be zimbabwe dollars chinese one very stable very valuable i see that makes sense but how
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do i get you wans right here laway i exchange your money chat does that actually mean cuck in chinese
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see he goes trying drugs from his sister right here laway i exchange your money for you at
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current exchange rate i also offer travel advice like tour guide but why are you just out of the
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street like this it doesn't seem very legitimate you don't worry laway is fine
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okay so don't we gotta we gotta remember where the gate is it's right here
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i'll remember that oh this shouldn't be that hard
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no i don't want the chef special i'm not hungry i need to save my money to get this
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businesś°¨ï¿½ to release this bitch right stick with trying to release relive okay um i'm not trying to
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