SNEAKO - August 26, 2023


SNEAKO Plays Cuckold Simulator...

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
SNEAKO Spars Ryan Garcia... SNEAKO & N3ON Go Four Wheeling!

Episode Stats


Length

30 minutes

Words per minute

94.13

Word count

2,915

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

sentences flagged

Toxicity

58

sentences flagged

Hate speech

15

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

It's the last day of school and the first day of summer vacation, which means it's time to take a break from all the responsibilities that come with being a dad. In this episode, we talk about the importance of being a good dad, and how to keep your kids safe during the summer, and what to do when the kids come home from school.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
00:00:14 you want it huh it's funny
00:00:30 ready
00:00:44 yeah yep chat yeah okay all right you get the point
00:00:55 let it out let it out let it out let it out it's not my favorite game i have not played it
00:01:25 so i know it says continue game i was just testing it out so that i know i can stream on it
00:01:32 i don't play this like this is not okay
00:01:35 the only reason it said continue game was because i was testing out
00:01:46 to make sure i can fit the thing okay
00:01:56 there's my boy tyrone jr what's up little man daddy missed you okay very funny
00:02:09 i should close the door so you cannot escape i wouldn't want him to get run over by or eaten by a dog or something
00:02:26 now where's my wonderful wife she should be either in the living room or in the bedroom upstairs 1.00
00:02:39 i don't know
00:02:51 i don't know
00:03:03 i don't know
00:03:05 i don't know
00:03:07 i don't know
00:03:09 i don't know
00:03:17 cast what are you doing how could you do this without me here
00:03:21 you know how much i love watching
00:03:24 who gave you permission to come in here nobody that's who
00:03:27 who has punishment you don't get to watch today leave now
00:03:34 but i don't want to
00:03:36 hey yo we gonna have some problems if you don't leave right now
00:03:40 sorry i will leave now have fun hold up before you leave give me your money
00:03:49 how much all of it
00:03:51 sh-s-s-s-s-sure just don't hurt me i know you'll spend it better than i would
00:04:00 yeah that's right
00:04:03 now leave
00:04:16 all right
00:04:16 tyrone sure is scary i'm glad i'm on his good side most of the time
00:04:22 i hear a loud engine outside it must be the bus that means deshawn is home from school
00:04:33 deshawn
00:04:36 welcome home deshawn today was your last day of school how was it are you excited for summer vacation i
00:04:41 know i know i am book school i just want to play fortnite and be a rapper like my daddy
00:04:47 but i am not a rapper yeah you're not my daddy bruh step out of the way
00:04:55 deshawn pushes you aside and goes into the house
00:05:00 okay he is a good boy one day he will open up to me i'm sure of it i just have to show him how
00:05:05 good of a man i am chat this is not relatable this never maybe he had a
00:05:11 bad day of school i should go talk to him
00:05:22 what's up deshawn
00:05:27 hey 0.88
00:05:27 bitch turn on the tv for me i forgot to do it before i sat down i want to watch my favorite streamers 1.00
00:05:33 oh okay deshawn anything for you son 0.98
00:05:43 chat i'm not having flashbacks 0.99
00:05:44 that's it thanks bitch you are dismissed 1.00
00:05:52 now what is he watching kai 1.00
00:05:57 amaranth amaranth is crazy
00:06:00 finally i have some free time to myself tyrone should keep my wife busy for quite some time
00:06:06 the world is my oyster what shall i do i know i'll go visually enjoy my funky pop collection
00:06:12 it's upstairs in my room
00:06:19 chat amaranth ptsd
00:06:28 there they are all my funky pops hey guys i'm home
00:06:33 unimaginative cheap plastic patriotic offices of the popular culture franchise that we all love so much
00:06:37 funky pops are great i just love looking at them so much they make me so happy it's been a while
00:06:41 since wife has let me buy a new one huh a man could dream
00:06:47 this is not my candid event chat chat chat you know respectfully just shut the music up
00:06:51 like shut this up chat this didn't happen to me i never had a black son i'm deshawn has never 0.99
00:06:58 fucking called me a bitch i don't like watching okay i told the story and it got blown out of 0.99
00:07:06 proportion i thought it would be funny this is not my life this is not my candid event it's not a 0.99
00:07:12 video this is game it's just fun we can laugh together haha i'm on your side stop making fun of me
00:07:16 i'm gonna browse reddit i'm gonna browse my favorite site reddit.com who knows what interesting
00:07:31 things i'll read today okay hey you said chat i don't have a boner i don't have a boner
00:07:38 why are you saying stand up why are you saying stand up chat chat bro all you are 1.00
00:07:47 fucking gay you're fucking gay they're saying them hard that's when i want me to stand up 1.00
00:07:53 i don't want to go on reddit i hate reddit 1.00
00:08:14 how long do i have to browse reddit 0.99
00:08:23 bro can i leave chat i'm not bricked up shut the fuck up 0.99
00:08:44 is it they actually have reddit on here 0.99
00:08:46 yeah this background music is so fucking loud okay go on rumble can i 0.94
00:09:00 go on rumble can i just read it forever 0.82
00:09:18 sneeko vlog is wild chat okay this this is okay enough time sure flies i love reddit it's already
00:09:28 night time whoa tyrone wife will surely be busy for a long time i will get in trouble if i'm caught 0.99
00:09:34 listening i should leave the house to avoid temptation maybe get in the car and go somewhere
00:09:38 oh i know i'll go to that new nightclub they opened up my chorus is my car is of course in
00:09:42 the driveway where i just parked it oh deshawn took the car huh let me check up on my wife it's locked
00:09:49 it's locked it's a prius okay we're going to the nightclub
00:10:07 this is it the brand new nightclub they just opened up i was excited one more suggested we
00:10:12 opened our relationship but it's been two years and i've yet to get with another woman at least i get
00:10:18 to watch the bull sometimes which is nice okay why are you laughing
00:10:34 irl stream 0.96
00:10:43 shut the up man 0.70
00:10:48 but i'm sure feeling good about this place i will find a cute girl tonight for sure maybe i 0.99
00:10:54 could even convince wife to let me share her with tyrone okay there's nobody at this at this nightclub
00:11:02 there's nobody here
00:11:14 slow down there chief club is for members only are you a member 1.00
00:11:18 yes yes of course i am i am a vip in fact don't fuck with man you're not a member 1.00
00:11:24 be honest does this look like destiny does this look like that you're i know you're making fun of 0.99
00:11:28 me does this character not look and sound so far like destiny not gonna lie man you look like
00:11:33 we have an image to keep up membership price you'll be 150 dollars yes yes fine
00:11:39 i don't have any money
00:11:42 yes i'll buy the membership okay whatever you say man
00:11:45 i don't have that kind of money i'm broke i'm broke i can't even go in
00:11:59 okay look look look at this build look look at this dude look at this dude
00:12:02 like yeah is that not destiny
00:12:11 okay okay okay 0.97
00:12:15 day in the life of sneeko shut the up 0.97
00:12:22 okay where do i go now i can't go to the nightclub 0.87
00:12:28 is this a real person
00:12:32 go to the office and play chat you've played this game many times
00:12:52 i have to go i have to start a whole bank account
00:12:55 sneak o the game chat
00:13:06 okay i'm just gonna go home i'm just going home
00:13:09 where where do i sleep can i sleep next to tyrone or no
00:13:16 why is this baby okay i can't sleep
00:13:19 why is my baby okay where what is my wife doing door is still locked 1.00
00:13:26 stop like stop saying lmao chat
00:13:48 amaranth is still playing
00:13:56 chad i'm not a pro with this game
00:14:18 what the
00:14:19 hey yo hey yo look at my dance moves
00:14:24 deshawn no you can't just dance in my car i have to get to work what do i do for work 1.00
00:14:28 please stop you ain't my daddy i don't listen to you bitch 1.00
00:14:33 don't make me get your mother out here deshawn 1.00
00:14:35 all right chill i'll get down after this
00:14:38 he's just doing fortnight
00:14:46 all right 0.99
00:14:46 bitch go to work now i have other things to do here anyway 1.00
00:14:53 time for work 0.99
00:14:54 that boy's a talented dancer maybe he'll rake it out of the rapper after all
00:15:02 imagine me the father of a famous entertainer
00:15:08 oh no look at the time i'm gonna be late i need to get to the office
00:15:12 i'm not max prestige in this game and i'm not a natural i'm bad at video games this game just
00:15:16 happens to be easy for some reason okay let's go to the office fine sneaker when the camera's off
00:15:29 sneaker documentary okay okay global corp california
00:15:46 okay
00:15:58 cuckold you are 37 seconds late 0.96
00:16:02 sorry boss my son he was dancing in my car i don't care if your mother died there is no excuse for
00:16:08 tardiness at global corp i don't pay you to be late yes sir sorry sir we won't have it again sir
00:16:14 not good enough
00:16:18 we'll still be making some changes to our workstation to make up for your lost productivity
00:16:22 today to ensure you may productive going into the future
00:16:23 so what do you say thank you sir for the opportunity to serve global corp is productively and plausible
00:16:30 good now get to work
00:16:33 no more dilly-dallying i need to get to work
00:16:40 look at these people
00:16:49 man
00:16:51 this actually happens to sneaker
00:16:52 sneaker iro okay okay okay feeling nostalgic funny funny where's my desk
00:16:58 oh that's
00:17:08 oh that's
00:17:08 you think this is
00:17:22 time to work
00:17:22 i earn ninety five dollars of work today how can i afford this house
00:17:36 jack stop
00:17:52 stop
00:17:52 bro how many more months do we need to keep making jokes about this like
00:17:58 can we like meet canyon it's over now it's not funny anymore it's trying different jokes
00:18:04 it's not funny it's genuinely not funny anymore see go vibing with this dream life
00:18:08 there's my son hi deshawn what's going on why are you in my room what did he do son what did he do
00:18:23 my funky pops are gone
00:18:32 deshawn i need it back right now hi i'm gonna need you to chill bruh
00:18:35 he was doing it for tick tocks if you where are my funky pops then uh
00:18:42 did he rob me he robbed me and he sold it
00:18:48 chat i don't play this off stream you don't have any idea where you put them
00:18:52 nah he stole he robbed me
00:18:55 move out of the way i gotta go downstairs 0.99
00:18:57 bro this guy's gonna end up shooting his whole family and his workplace
00:19:10 there's only one course of action now
00:19:12 funky pops i'll bring you home i will find you all this i promise you
00:19:16 i will trap you to all corners of earth if this is what it takes
00:19:18 hang in there guys daddy's coming
00:19:24 okay i gotta find them around now
00:19:28 browse reddit
00:19:35 i genuinely hate reddit
00:19:37 i want to like talk to my wife a little bit
00:19:47 how long is the door going to be locked how long
00:19:50 sneeko if you weren't a youtuber chat i'm banned on youtube this this would never be me
00:19:58 is he just gonna sit here and watch amaranth forever
00:20:06 about the twitch streams you're watching 1.00
00:20:08 she's saying amaranth got fat tits 1.00
00:20:16 well no not there's anything wrong with being gay in current year i just 1.00
00:20:19 step out of the way bro she's gonna do a bikini challenge 1.00
00:20:27 great okay well
00:20:28 what do i do now
00:20:37 sneeko cribs episode that's funny to you
00:20:40 why is sneeko watching his old streams
00:20:45 sneeko after watching patrice o'neill okay
00:20:48 where do i go i have 95 i can't even 0.97
00:20:51 fucking i can't i can't go to the nightclub 0.96
00:20:53 the office goes tonight i guess i gotta go to the club i'm going to the club 0.99
00:20:58 i don't have that kind of buddy
00:21:22 get lost
00:21:22 free okay great great take my fedora and get out of here
00:21:29 shneeko vlogs chat
00:21:36 this is not a replay
00:21:52 all the meme accounts are saying sneeko's doing an irl stream yeah i'm checking twitter
00:22:01 sneeko's chair i'm checking twitter
00:22:10 okay great
00:22:13 great great
00:22:14 did i just go to work
00:22:21 it's daytime
00:22:26 how am i gonna find the funky pops
00:22:30 just run around the neighborhood
00:22:32 oh i can jump too
00:22:34 for a cuck he can jump pretty high
00:22:35 the adventures of sneeko
00:22:48 before they were famous
00:22:49 sneeko yeah
00:22:53 jay you know i was lying about that whole swinger party store right
00:22:56 it's not real
00:22:57 i'm not a natural this game is very difficult to play
00:23:18 your wife is cheating on you go cheat with the neighbor i'm trying to 1.00
00:23:21 get that money too 0.96
00:23:24 nobody wants to open up
00:23:28 chat
00:23:30 you can't do anything
00:23:32 it's not over look it's already blocked off here
00:23:42 get that money and go to the nightclub
00:23:52 i think that's the only thing to do
00:23:53 is spend my hard-earned money on going to a club that 0.86
00:23:56 there's no bitches at fine let's go work let's go to work 1.00
00:23:58 we're going to work 0.98
00:24:04 sneeko bts okay okay
00:24:08 okay
00:24:08 someone someone wants you you you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
00:24:18 you want it huh that's funny
00:24:27 okay
00:24:30 okay
00:24:35 i thought by now this uh these jokes would be over
00:24:38 like i genuinely don't i think in the last years and years and years
00:24:44 humiliation ritual it's just a video game time to work
00:24:55 yes i have enough money
00:24:58 we're going to clown all right time to get a
00:25:03 pitch
00:25:06 it's gonna work though
00:25:11 let's go
00:25:15 no okay give me that membership
00:25:18 time to party
00:25:33 that's it
00:25:34 can i talk to a girl
00:25:38 can i talk to a girl 1.00
00:25:44 this shit is dead 1.00
00:25:48 hey 1.00
00:25:51 oh by science are you a real life anime girl
00:25:53 girl 1.00
00:25:54 ew you're boring and ugly and broke lol 1.00
00:25:57 don't talk to me unless you got drugs and a lot of money for a thousand dollars 1.00
00:26:01 loser 1.00
00:26:08 so i need a thousand dollars 1.00
00:26:11 maybe i have a chance at this girl i just need drugs 0.99
00:26:13 somebody
00:26:13 perhaps in here someone knows i can buy drugs i should ask around
00:26:16 okay who got drugs
00:26:20 um everybody here's an npc they're all bots
00:26:26 maybe her 0.62
00:26:27 hey
00:26:28 hey
00:26:29 hey
00:26:29 hey
00:26:30 hey
00:26:39 drugs
00:26:39 drugs
00:26:39 give me drugs
00:26:44 looking for some
00:26:44 drugs
00:26:45 got any leads
00:26:46 go to chinatown tonight look for my cousin he runs
00:26:50 stores sell drugs
00:26:52 the best
00:26:53 wow that was um
00:26:54 straightforward thanks i'll check it out sometime
00:26:56 okay i'm out of here
00:26:58 i'm out
00:26:59 got my info nothing else is going on
00:27:02 150 hours to do this
00:27:03 i love the music
00:27:24 i wonder how you found this game i i just like stumbled apart like this is pretty random
00:27:30 it's just like a pretty random thing
00:27:33 okay
00:27:36 bro why do i keep waking up in the guest room do i ever get to sleep my baby's just not being taken 0.99
00:27:40 care of his wifey still she's still getting fucked four days later 1.00
00:27:47 okay this dude i might i don't even want to talk to my son 0.99
00:27:51 should i go to work i'm gonna go to chinatown
00:27:54 i can only go there at night okay let's go to work and then we'll go
00:28:04 yep back to the cucks corner okay
00:28:10 time to work
00:28:13 did you see my family photo on the wall
00:28:15 okay
00:28:18 okay chinatown time do i even have enough money for drugs
00:28:23 this is 1 35 enough
00:28:23 whoa so this is chinatown i've never been here before
00:28:39 it's really big i hope i don't get lost i should make sure to remember where this gate is otherwise
00:28:43 i might never be able to leave
00:28:57 talk to ling ling why would they 1.00
00:29:03 welcome to chinatown laway i've not seen you here before
00:29:07 what's a laway you laway
00:29:10 does that mean cuck in chinese
00:29:12 listen laway you're new here you do not know how things work
00:29:16 you here for business or pleasure
00:29:17 um pleasure yes yes very good to do business in chinatown only chinese one accepted no american
00:29:25 dollar huh why is that we don't want your american funny money they keep print more and
00:29:30 to soon be zimbabwe dollars chinese one very stable very valuable i see that makes sense but how
00:29:37 do i get you wans right here laway i exchange your money chat does that actually mean cuck in chinese
00:29:42 why are you saying gooks
00:29:45 see he goes trying drugs from his sister right here laway i exchange your money for you at 0.99
00:29:48 current exchange rate i also offer travel advice like tour guide but why are you just out of the
00:29:54 street like this it doesn't seem very legitimate you don't worry laway is fine
00:29:58 so so what you need laway drugs
00:30:05 uh currency exchange
00:30:06 all the money i have a hundred dollars
00:30:20 okay um what now
00:30:29 okay so don't we gotta we gotta remember where the gate is it's right here
00:30:32 i'll remember that oh this shouldn't be that hard
00:30:38 where are the drugs at
00:30:44 no i don't want the chef special i'm not hungry i need to save my money to get this 0.97
00:30:47 business차� to release this bitch right stick with trying to release relive okay um i'm not trying to 0.99
00:30:52 really with my i just want 0.99
00:30:57 you