SNEAKO - August 26, 2023


SNEAKO Plays Cuckold Simulator...

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
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Episode Stats


Length

30 minutes

Words per minute

94.13

Word count

2,915

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

sentences flagged

Toxicity

58

sentences flagged

Hate speech

15

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

It's the last day of school and the first day of summer vacation, which means it's time to take a break from all the responsibilities that come with being a dad. In this episode, we talk about the importance of being a good dad, and how to keep your kids safe during the summer, and what to do when the kids come home from school.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
00:00:14.880 you want it huh it's funny
00:00:30.000 ready
00:00:44.240 yeah yep chat yeah okay all right you get the point
00:00:55.920 let it out let it out let it out let it out it's not my favorite game i have not played it
00:01:25.920 so i know it says continue game i was just testing it out so that i know i can stream on it
00:01:32.160 i don't play this like this is not okay
00:01:35.040 the only reason it said continue game was because i was testing out
00:01:46.320 to make sure i can fit the thing okay
00:01:56.560 there's my boy tyrone jr what's up little man daddy missed you okay very funny
00:02:09.680 i should close the door so you cannot escape i wouldn't want him to get run over by or eaten by a dog or something
00:02:26.800 now where's my wonderful wife she should be either in the living room or in the bedroom upstairs 1.00
00:02:39.040 i don't know
00:02:51.280 i don't know
00:03:03.520 i don't know
00:03:05.520 i don't know
00:03:07.520 i don't know
00:03:09.520 i don't know
00:03:17.760 cast what are you doing how could you do this without me here
00:03:21.760 you know how much i love watching
00:03:24.960 who gave you permission to come in here nobody that's who
00:03:27.760 who has punishment you don't get to watch today leave now
00:03:34.080 but i don't want to
00:03:36.080 hey yo we gonna have some problems if you don't leave right now
00:03:40.240 sorry i will leave now have fun hold up before you leave give me your money
00:03:49.040 how much all of it
00:03:51.680 sh-s-s-s-s-sure just don't hurt me i know you'll spend it better than i would
00:04:00.320 yeah that's right
00:04:03.920 now leave
00:04:16.240 all right
00:04:16.960 tyrone sure is scary i'm glad i'm on his good side most of the time
00:04:22.880 i hear a loud engine outside it must be the bus that means deshawn is home from school
00:04:33.200 deshawn
00:04:36.880 welcome home deshawn today was your last day of school how was it are you excited for summer vacation i
00:04:41.600 know i know i am book school i just want to play fortnite and be a rapper like my daddy
00:04:47.280 but i am not a rapper yeah you're not my daddy bruh step out of the way
00:04:55.840 deshawn pushes you aside and goes into the house
00:05:00.560 okay he is a good boy one day he will open up to me i'm sure of it i just have to show him how
00:05:05.600 good of a man i am chat this is not relatable this never maybe he had a
00:05:11.360 bad day of school i should go talk to him
00:05:22.320 what's up deshawn
00:05:27.520 hey 0.88
00:05:27.920 bitch turn on the tv for me i forgot to do it before i sat down i want to watch my favorite streamers 1.00
00:05:33.760 oh okay deshawn anything for you son 0.98
00:05:43.040 chat i'm not having flashbacks 0.99
00:05:44.320 that's it thanks bitch you are dismissed 1.00
00:05:52.480 now what is he watching kai 1.00
00:05:57.280 amaranth amaranth is crazy
00:06:00.240 finally i have some free time to myself tyrone should keep my wife busy for quite some time
00:06:06.160 the world is my oyster what shall i do i know i'll go visually enjoy my funky pop collection
00:06:12.000 it's upstairs in my room
00:06:19.360 chat amaranth ptsd
00:06:28.240 there they are all my funky pops hey guys i'm home
00:06:33.520 unimaginative cheap plastic patriotic offices of the popular culture franchise that we all love so much
00:06:37.440 funky pops are great i just love looking at them so much they make me so happy it's been a while
00:06:41.520 since wife has let me buy a new one huh a man could dream
00:06:47.200 this is not my candid event chat chat chat you know respectfully just shut the music up
00:06:51.840 like shut this up chat this didn't happen to me i never had a black son i'm deshawn has never 0.99
00:06:58.320 fucking called me a bitch i don't like watching okay i told the story and it got blown out of 0.99
00:07:06.720 proportion i thought it would be funny this is not my life this is not my candid event it's not a 0.99
00:07:12.000 video this is game it's just fun we can laugh together haha i'm on your side stop making fun of me
00:07:16.480 i'm gonna browse reddit i'm gonna browse my favorite site reddit.com who knows what interesting
00:07:31.120 things i'll read today okay hey you said chat i don't have a boner i don't have a boner
00:07:38.080 why are you saying stand up why are you saying stand up chat chat bro all you are 1.00
00:07:47.520 fucking gay you're fucking gay they're saying them hard that's when i want me to stand up 1.00
00:07:53.520 i don't want to go on reddit i hate reddit 1.00
00:08:14.800 how long do i have to browse reddit 0.99
00:08:23.520 bro can i leave chat i'm not bricked up shut the fuck up 0.99
00:08:44.160 is it they actually have reddit on here 0.99
00:08:46.080 yeah this background music is so fucking loud okay go on rumble can i 0.94
00:09:00.080 go on rumble can i just read it forever 0.82
00:09:18.960 sneeko vlog is wild chat okay this this is okay enough time sure flies i love reddit it's already
00:09:28.480 night time whoa tyrone wife will surely be busy for a long time i will get in trouble if i'm caught 0.99
00:09:34.080 listening i should leave the house to avoid temptation maybe get in the car and go somewhere
00:09:38.320 oh i know i'll go to that new nightclub they opened up my chorus is my car is of course in
00:09:42.960 the driveway where i just parked it oh deshawn took the car huh let me check up on my wife it's locked
00:09:49.760 it's locked it's a prius okay we're going to the nightclub
00:10:07.520 this is it the brand new nightclub they just opened up i was excited one more suggested we
00:10:12.160 opened our relationship but it's been two years and i've yet to get with another woman at least i get
00:10:18.560 to watch the bull sometimes which is nice okay why are you laughing
00:10:34.080 irl stream 0.96
00:10:43.760 shut the up man 0.70
00:10:48.560 but i'm sure feeling good about this place i will find a cute girl tonight for sure maybe i 0.99
00:10:54.960 could even convince wife to let me share her with tyrone okay there's nobody at this at this nightclub
00:11:02.880 there's nobody here
00:11:14.720 slow down there chief club is for members only are you a member 1.00
00:11:18.400 yes yes of course i am i am a vip in fact don't fuck with man you're not a member 1.00
00:11:24.720 be honest does this look like destiny does this look like that you're i know you're making fun of 0.99
00:11:28.720 me does this character not look and sound so far like destiny not gonna lie man you look like
00:11:33.280 we have an image to keep up membership price you'll be 150 dollars yes yes fine
00:11:39.760 i don't have any money
00:11:42.800 yes i'll buy the membership okay whatever you say man
00:11:45.040 i don't have that kind of money i'm broke i'm broke i can't even go in
00:11:59.200 okay look look look at this build look look at this dude look at this dude
00:12:02.560 like yeah is that not destiny
00:12:11.360 okay okay okay 0.97
00:12:15.280 day in the life of sneeko shut the up 0.97
00:12:22.960 okay where do i go now i can't go to the nightclub 0.87
00:12:28.240 is this a real person
00:12:32.560 go to the office and play chat you've played this game many times
00:12:52.400 i have to go i have to start a whole bank account
00:12:55.760 sneak o the game chat
00:13:06.720 okay i'm just gonna go home i'm just going home
00:13:09.600 where where do i sleep can i sleep next to tyrone or no
00:13:16.320 why is this baby okay i can't sleep
00:13:19.040 why is my baby okay where what is my wife doing door is still locked 1.00
00:13:26.400 stop like stop saying lmao chat
00:13:48.560 amaranth is still playing
00:13:56.400 chad i'm not a pro with this game
00:14:18.880 what the
00:14:19.360 hey yo hey yo look at my dance moves
00:14:24.080 deshawn no you can't just dance in my car i have to get to work what do i do for work 1.00
00:14:28.720 please stop you ain't my daddy i don't listen to you bitch 1.00
00:14:33.600 don't make me get your mother out here deshawn 1.00
00:14:35.840 all right chill i'll get down after this
00:14:38.640 he's just doing fortnight
00:14:46.240 all right 0.99
00:14:46.560 bitch go to work now i have other things to do here anyway 1.00
00:14:53.680 time for work 0.99
00:14:54.240 that boy's a talented dancer maybe he'll rake it out of the rapper after all
00:15:02.720 imagine me the father of a famous entertainer
00:15:08.080 oh no look at the time i'm gonna be late i need to get to the office
00:15:12.560 i'm not max prestige in this game and i'm not a natural i'm bad at video games this game just
00:15:16.880 happens to be easy for some reason okay let's go to the office fine sneaker when the camera's off
00:15:29.920 sneaker documentary okay okay global corp california
00:15:46.880 okay
00:15:58.800 cuckold you are 37 seconds late 0.96
00:16:02.240 sorry boss my son he was dancing in my car i don't care if your mother died there is no excuse for
00:16:08.080 tardiness at global corp i don't pay you to be late yes sir sorry sir we won't have it again sir
00:16:14.320 not good enough
00:16:18.960 we'll still be making some changes to our workstation to make up for your lost productivity
00:16:22.080 today to ensure you may productive going into the future
00:16:23.920 so what do you say thank you sir for the opportunity to serve global corp is productively and plausible
00:16:30.800 good now get to work
00:16:33.520 no more dilly-dallying i need to get to work
00:16:40.640 look at these people
00:16:49.520 man
00:16:51.520 this actually happens to sneaker
00:16:52.560 sneaker iro okay okay okay feeling nostalgic funny funny where's my desk
00:16:58.000 oh that's
00:17:08.480 oh that's
00:17:08.560 you think this is
00:17:22.160 time to work
00:17:22.800 i earn ninety five dollars of work today how can i afford this house
00:17:36.400 jack stop
00:17:52.080 stop
00:17:52.400 bro how many more months do we need to keep making jokes about this like
00:17:58.080 can we like meet canyon it's over now it's not funny anymore it's trying different jokes
00:18:04.720 it's not funny it's genuinely not funny anymore see go vibing with this dream life
00:18:08.640 there's my son hi deshawn what's going on why are you in my room what did he do son what did he do
00:18:23.680 my funky pops are gone
00:18:32.000 deshawn i need it back right now hi i'm gonna need you to chill bruh
00:18:35.120 he was doing it for tick tocks if you where are my funky pops then uh
00:18:42.240 did he rob me he robbed me and he sold it
00:18:48.320 chat i don't play this off stream you don't have any idea where you put them
00:18:52.160 nah he stole he robbed me
00:18:55.840 move out of the way i gotta go downstairs 0.99
00:18:57.440 bro this guy's gonna end up shooting his whole family and his workplace
00:19:10.560 there's only one course of action now
00:19:12.880 funky pops i'll bring you home i will find you all this i promise you
00:19:16.320 i will trap you to all corners of earth if this is what it takes
00:19:18.480 hang in there guys daddy's coming
00:19:24.560 okay i gotta find them around now
00:19:28.880 browse reddit
00:19:35.920 i genuinely hate reddit
00:19:37.280 i want to like talk to my wife a little bit
00:19:47.920 how long is the door going to be locked how long
00:19:50.400 sneeko if you weren't a youtuber chat i'm banned on youtube this this would never be me
00:19:58.960 is he just gonna sit here and watch amaranth forever
00:20:06.720 about the twitch streams you're watching 1.00
00:20:08.240 she's saying amaranth got fat tits 1.00
00:20:16.800 well no not there's anything wrong with being gay in current year i just 1.00
00:20:19.760 step out of the way bro she's gonna do a bikini challenge 1.00
00:20:27.200 great okay well
00:20:28.800 what do i do now
00:20:37.600 sneeko cribs episode that's funny to you
00:20:40.720 why is sneeko watching his old streams
00:20:45.600 sneeko after watching patrice o'neill okay
00:20:48.960 where do i go i have 95 i can't even 0.97
00:20:51.040 fucking i can't i can't go to the nightclub 0.96
00:20:53.360 the office goes tonight i guess i gotta go to the club i'm going to the club 0.99
00:20:58.800 i don't have that kind of buddy
00:21:22.000 get lost
00:21:22.640 free okay great great take my fedora and get out of here
00:21:29.440 shneeko vlogs chat
00:21:36.480 this is not a replay
00:21:52.640 all the meme accounts are saying sneeko's doing an irl stream yeah i'm checking twitter
00:22:01.440 sneeko's chair i'm checking twitter
00:22:10.160 okay great
00:22:13.600 great great
00:22:14.320 did i just go to work
00:22:21.120 it's daytime
00:22:26.560 how am i gonna find the funky pops
00:22:30.640 just run around the neighborhood
00:22:32.480 oh i can jump too
00:22:34.400 for a cuck he can jump pretty high
00:22:35.760 the adventures of sneeko
00:22:48.480 before they were famous
00:22:49.600 sneeko yeah
00:22:53.840 jay you know i was lying about that whole swinger party store right
00:22:56.560 it's not real
00:22:57.280 i'm not a natural this game is very difficult to play
00:23:18.960 your wife is cheating on you go cheat with the neighbor i'm trying to 1.00
00:23:21.760 get that money too 0.96
00:23:24.080 nobody wants to open up
00:23:28.080 chat
00:23:30.000 you can't do anything
00:23:32.480 it's not over look it's already blocked off here
00:23:42.560 get that money and go to the nightclub
00:23:52.080 i think that's the only thing to do
00:23:53.440 is spend my hard-earned money on going to a club that 0.86
00:23:56.400 there's no bitches at fine let's go work let's go to work 1.00
00:23:58.720 we're going to work 0.98
00:24:04.080 sneeko bts okay okay
00:24:08.400 okay
00:24:08.720 someone someone wants you you you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
00:24:18.160 you want it huh that's funny
00:24:27.440 okay
00:24:30.560 okay
00:24:35.040 i thought by now this uh these jokes would be over
00:24:38.320 like i genuinely don't i think in the last years and years and years
00:24:44.240 humiliation ritual it's just a video game time to work
00:24:55.680 yes i have enough money
00:24:58.400 we're going to clown all right time to get a
00:25:03.120 pitch
00:25:06.800 it's gonna work though
00:25:11.920 let's go
00:25:15.840 no okay give me that membership
00:25:18.480 time to party
00:25:33.520 that's it
00:25:34.000 can i talk to a girl
00:25:38.480 can i talk to a girl 1.00
00:25:44.400 this shit is dead 1.00
00:25:48.000 hey 1.00
00:25:51.120 oh by science are you a real life anime girl
00:25:53.680 girl 1.00
00:25:54.640 ew you're boring and ugly and broke lol 1.00
00:25:57.920 don't talk to me unless you got drugs and a lot of money for a thousand dollars 1.00
00:26:01.680 loser 1.00
00:26:08.720 so i need a thousand dollars 1.00
00:26:11.280 maybe i have a chance at this girl i just need drugs 0.99
00:26:13.040 somebody
00:26:13.360 perhaps in here someone knows i can buy drugs i should ask around
00:26:16.560 okay who got drugs
00:26:20.960 um everybody here's an npc they're all bots
00:26:26.560 maybe her 0.62
00:26:27.120 hey
00:26:28.400 hey
00:26:29.360 hey
00:26:29.520 hey
00:26:30.240 hey
00:26:39.200 drugs
00:26:39.600 drugs
00:26:39.840 give me drugs
00:26:44.000 looking for some
00:26:44.800 drugs
00:26:45.680 got any leads
00:26:46.960 go to chinatown tonight look for my cousin he runs
00:26:50.800 stores sell drugs
00:26:52.080 the best
00:26:53.120 wow that was um
00:26:54.800 straightforward thanks i'll check it out sometime
00:26:56.880 okay i'm out of here
00:26:58.240 i'm out
00:26:59.200 got my info nothing else is going on
00:27:02.080 150 hours to do this
00:27:03.360 i love the music
00:27:24.480 i wonder how you found this game i i just like stumbled apart like this is pretty random
00:27:30.480 it's just like a pretty random thing
00:27:33.360 okay
00:27:36.560 bro why do i keep waking up in the guest room do i ever get to sleep my baby's just not being taken 0.99
00:27:40.880 care of his wifey still she's still getting fucked four days later 1.00
00:27:47.280 okay this dude i might i don't even want to talk to my son 0.99
00:27:51.920 should i go to work i'm gonna go to chinatown
00:27:54.400 i can only go there at night okay let's go to work and then we'll go
00:28:04.240 yep back to the cucks corner okay
00:28:10.400 time to work
00:28:13.760 did you see my family photo on the wall
00:28:15.440 okay
00:28:18.640 okay chinatown time do i even have enough money for drugs
00:28:23.120 this is 1 35 enough
00:28:23.840 whoa so this is chinatown i've never been here before
00:28:39.120 it's really big i hope i don't get lost i should make sure to remember where this gate is otherwise
00:28:43.120 i might never be able to leave
00:28:57.520 talk to ling ling why would they 1.00
00:29:03.040 welcome to chinatown laway i've not seen you here before
00:29:07.200 what's a laway you laway
00:29:10.000 does that mean cuck in chinese
00:29:12.800 listen laway you're new here you do not know how things work
00:29:16.000 you here for business or pleasure
00:29:17.440 um pleasure yes yes very good to do business in chinatown only chinese one accepted no american
00:29:25.920 dollar huh why is that we don't want your american funny money they keep print more and
00:29:30.560 to soon be zimbabwe dollars chinese one very stable very valuable i see that makes sense but how
00:29:37.360 do i get you wans right here laway i exchange your money chat does that actually mean cuck in chinese
00:29:42.000 why are you saying gooks
00:29:45.120 see he goes trying drugs from his sister right here laway i exchange your money for you at 0.99
00:29:48.960 current exchange rate i also offer travel advice like tour guide but why are you just out of the
00:29:54.400 street like this it doesn't seem very legitimate you don't worry laway is fine
00:29:58.320 so so what you need laway drugs
00:30:05.120 uh currency exchange
00:30:06.400 all the money i have a hundred dollars
00:30:20.960 okay um what now
00:30:29.280 okay so don't we gotta we gotta remember where the gate is it's right here
00:30:32.880 i'll remember that oh this shouldn't be that hard
00:30:38.160 where are the drugs at
00:30:44.800 no i don't want the chef special i'm not hungry i need to save my money to get this 0.97
00:30:47.920 business차� to release this bitch right stick with trying to release relive okay um i'm not trying to 0.99
00:30:52.240 really with my i just want 0.99
00:30:57.920 you