SNEAKO - August 26, 2023


SNEAKO Plays Cuckold Simulator...


Episode Stats

Length

30 minutes

Words per Minute

94.13348

Word Count

2,915

Sentence Count

2

Misogynist Sentences

20

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
00:00:14.880 you want it huh it's funny
00:00:30.000 ready
00:00:44.240 yeah yep chat yeah okay all right you get the point
00:00:55.920 let it out let it out let it out let it out it's not my favorite game i have not played it
00:01:25.920 so i know it says continue game i was just testing it out so that i know i can stream on it
00:01:32.160 i don't play this like this is not okay
00:01:35.040 the only reason it said continue game was because i was testing out
00:01:46.320 to make sure i can fit the thing okay
00:01:56.560 there's my boy tyrone jr what's up little man daddy missed you okay very funny
00:02:09.680 i should close the door so you cannot escape i wouldn't want him to get run over by or eaten by a dog or something
00:02:26.800 now where's my wonderful wife she should be either in the living room or in the bedroom upstairs
00:02:39.040 i don't know
00:02:51.280 i don't know
00:03:03.520 i don't know
00:03:05.520 i don't know
00:03:07.520 i don't know
00:03:09.520 i don't know
00:03:17.760 cast what are you doing how could you do this without me here
00:03:21.760 you know how much i love watching
00:03:24.960 who gave you permission to come in here nobody that's who
00:03:27.760 who has punishment you don't get to watch today leave now
00:03:34.080 but i don't want to
00:03:36.080 hey yo we gonna have some problems if you don't leave right now
00:03:40.240 sorry i will leave now have fun hold up before you leave give me your money
00:03:49.040 how much all of it
00:03:51.680 sh-s-s-s-s-sure just don't hurt me i know you'll spend it better than i would
00:04:00.320 yeah that's right
00:04:03.920 now leave
00:04:16.240 all right
00:04:16.960 tyrone sure is scary i'm glad i'm on his good side most of the time
00:04:22.880 i hear a loud engine outside it must be the bus that means deshawn is home from school
00:04:33.200 deshawn
00:04:36.880 welcome home deshawn today was your last day of school how was it are you excited for summer vacation i
00:04:41.600 know i know i am book school i just want to play fortnite and be a rapper like my daddy
00:04:47.280 but i am not a rapper yeah you're not my daddy bruh step out of the way
00:04:55.840 deshawn pushes you aside and goes into the house
00:05:00.560 okay he is a good boy one day he will open up to me i'm sure of it i just have to show him how
00:05:05.600 good of a man i am chat this is not relatable this never maybe he had a
00:05:11.360 bad day of school i should go talk to him
00:05:22.320 what's up deshawn
00:05:27.520 hey
00:05:27.920 bitch turn on the tv for me i forgot to do it before i sat down i want to watch my favorite streamers
00:05:33.760 oh okay deshawn anything for you son
00:05:43.040 chat i'm not having flashbacks
00:05:44.320 that's it thanks bitch you are dismissed
00:05:52.480 now what is he watching kai
00:05:57.280 amaranth amaranth is crazy
00:06:00.240 finally i have some free time to myself tyrone should keep my wife busy for quite some time
00:06:06.160 the world is my oyster what shall i do i know i'll go visually enjoy my funky pop collection
00:06:12.000 it's upstairs in my room
00:06:19.360 chat amaranth ptsd
00:06:28.240 there they are all my funky pops hey guys i'm home
00:06:33.520 unimaginative cheap plastic patriotic offices of the popular culture franchise that we all love so much
00:06:37.440 funky pops are great i just love looking at them so much they make me so happy it's been a while
00:06:41.520 since wife has let me buy a new one huh a man could dream
00:06:47.200 this is not my candid event chat chat chat you know respectfully just shut the music up
00:06:51.840 like shut this up chat this didn't happen to me i never had a black son i'm deshawn has never
00:06:58.320 fucking called me a bitch i don't like watching okay i told the story and it got blown out of
00:07:06.720 proportion i thought it would be funny this is not my life this is not my candid event it's not a
00:07:12.000 video this is game it's just fun we can laugh together haha i'm on your side stop making fun of me
00:07:16.480 i'm gonna browse reddit i'm gonna browse my favorite site reddit.com who knows what interesting
00:07:31.120 things i'll read today okay hey you said chat i don't have a boner i don't have a boner
00:07:38.080 why are you saying stand up why are you saying stand up chat chat bro all you are
00:07:47.520 fucking gay you're fucking gay they're saying them hard that's when i want me to stand up
00:07:53.520 i don't want to go on reddit i hate reddit
00:08:14.800 how long do i have to browse reddit
00:08:23.520 bro can i leave chat i'm not bricked up shut the fuck up
00:08:44.160 is it they actually have reddit on here
00:08:46.080 yeah this background music is so fucking loud okay go on rumble can i
00:09:00.080 go on rumble can i just read it forever
00:09:18.960 sneeko vlog is wild chat okay this this is okay enough time sure flies i love reddit it's already
00:09:28.480 night time whoa tyrone wife will surely be busy for a long time i will get in trouble if i'm caught
00:09:34.080 listening i should leave the house to avoid temptation maybe get in the car and go somewhere
00:09:38.320 oh i know i'll go to that new nightclub they opened up my chorus is my car is of course in
00:09:42.960 the driveway where i just parked it oh deshawn took the car huh let me check up on my wife it's locked
00:09:49.760 it's locked it's a prius okay we're going to the nightclub
00:10:07.520 this is it the brand new nightclub they just opened up i was excited one more suggested we
00:10:12.160 opened our relationship but it's been two years and i've yet to get with another woman at least i get
00:10:18.560 to watch the bull sometimes which is nice okay why are you laughing
00:10:34.080 irl stream
00:10:43.760 shut the up man
00:10:48.560 but i'm sure feeling good about this place i will find a cute girl tonight for sure maybe i
00:10:54.960 could even convince wife to let me share her with tyrone okay there's nobody at this at this nightclub
00:11:02.880 there's nobody here
00:11:14.720 slow down there chief club is for members only are you a member
00:11:18.400 yes yes of course i am i am a vip in fact don't fuck with man you're not a member
00:11:24.720 be honest does this look like destiny does this look like that you're i know you're making fun of
00:11:28.720 me does this character not look and sound so far like destiny not gonna lie man you look like
00:11:33.280 we have an image to keep up membership price you'll be 150 dollars yes yes fine
00:11:39.760 i don't have any money
00:11:42.800 yes i'll buy the membership okay whatever you say man
00:11:45.040 i don't have that kind of money i'm broke i'm broke i can't even go in
00:11:59.200 okay look look look at this build look look at this dude look at this dude
00:12:02.560 like yeah is that not destiny
00:12:11.360 okay okay okay
00:12:15.280 day in the life of sneeko shut the up
00:12:22.960 okay where do i go now i can't go to the nightclub
00:12:28.240 is this a real person
00:12:32.560 go to the office and play chat you've played this game many times
00:12:52.400 i have to go i have to start a whole bank account
00:12:55.760 sneak o the game chat
00:13:06.720 okay i'm just gonna go home i'm just going home
00:13:09.600 where where do i sleep can i sleep next to tyrone or no
00:13:16.320 why is this baby okay i can't sleep
00:13:19.040 why is my baby okay where what is my wife doing door is still locked
00:13:26.400 stop like stop saying lmao chat
00:13:48.560 amaranth is still playing
00:13:56.400 chad i'm not a pro with this game
00:14:18.880 what the
00:14:19.360 hey yo hey yo look at my dance moves
00:14:24.080 deshawn no you can't just dance in my car i have to get to work what do i do for work
00:14:28.720 please stop you ain't my daddy i don't listen to you bitch
00:14:33.600 don't make me get your mother out here deshawn
00:14:35.840 all right chill i'll get down after this
00:14:38.640 he's just doing fortnight
00:14:46.240 all right
00:14:46.560 bitch go to work now i have other things to do here anyway
00:14:53.680 time for work
00:14:54.240 that boy's a talented dancer maybe he'll rake it out of the rapper after all
00:15:02.720 imagine me the father of a famous entertainer
00:15:08.080 oh no look at the time i'm gonna be late i need to get to the office
00:15:12.560 i'm not max prestige in this game and i'm not a natural i'm bad at video games this game just
00:15:16.880 happens to be easy for some reason okay let's go to the office fine sneaker when the camera's off
00:15:29.920 sneaker documentary okay okay global corp california
00:15:46.880 okay
00:15:58.800 cuckold you are 37 seconds late
00:16:02.240 sorry boss my son he was dancing in my car i don't care if your mother died there is no excuse for
00:16:08.080 tardiness at global corp i don't pay you to be late yes sir sorry sir we won't have it again sir
00:16:14.320 not good enough
00:16:18.960 we'll still be making some changes to our workstation to make up for your lost productivity
00:16:22.080 today to ensure you may productive going into the future
00:16:23.920 so what do you say thank you sir for the opportunity to serve global corp is productively and plausible
00:16:30.800 good now get to work
00:16:33.520 no more dilly-dallying i need to get to work
00:16:40.640 look at these people
00:16:49.520 man
00:16:51.520 this actually happens to sneaker
00:16:52.560 sneaker iro okay okay okay feeling nostalgic funny funny where's my desk
00:16:58.000 oh that's
00:17:08.480 oh that's
00:17:08.560 you think this is
00:17:22.160 time to work
00:17:22.800 i earn ninety five dollars of work today how can i afford this house
00:17:36.400 jack stop
00:17:52.080 stop
00:17:52.400 bro how many more months do we need to keep making jokes about this like
00:17:58.080 can we like meet canyon it's over now it's not funny anymore it's trying different jokes
00:18:04.720 it's not funny it's genuinely not funny anymore see go vibing with this dream life
00:18:08.640 there's my son hi deshawn what's going on why are you in my room what did he do son what did he do
00:18:23.680 my funky pops are gone
00:18:32.000 deshawn i need it back right now hi i'm gonna need you to chill bruh
00:18:35.120 he was doing it for tick tocks if you where are my funky pops then uh
00:18:42.240 did he rob me he robbed me and he sold it
00:18:48.320 chat i don't play this off stream you don't have any idea where you put them
00:18:52.160 nah he stole he robbed me
00:18:55.840 move out of the way i gotta go downstairs
00:18:57.440 bro this guy's gonna end up shooting his whole family and his workplace
00:19:10.560 there's only one course of action now
00:19:12.880 funky pops i'll bring you home i will find you all this i promise you
00:19:16.320 i will trap you to all corners of earth if this is what it takes
00:19:18.480 hang in there guys daddy's coming
00:19:24.560 okay i gotta find them around now
00:19:28.880 browse reddit
00:19:35.920 i genuinely hate reddit
00:19:37.280 i want to like talk to my wife a little bit
00:19:47.920 how long is the door going to be locked how long
00:19:50.400 sneeko if you weren't a youtuber chat i'm banned on youtube this this would never be me
00:19:58.960 is he just gonna sit here and watch amaranth forever
00:20:06.720 about the twitch streams you're watching
00:20:08.240 she's saying amaranth got fat tits
00:20:16.800 well no not there's anything wrong with being gay in current year i just
00:20:19.760 step out of the way bro she's gonna do a bikini challenge
00:20:27.200 great okay well
00:20:28.800 what do i do now
00:20:37.600 sneeko cribs episode that's funny to you
00:20:40.720 why is sneeko watching his old streams
00:20:45.600 sneeko after watching patrice o'neill okay
00:20:48.960 where do i go i have 95 i can't even
00:20:51.040 fucking i can't i can't go to the nightclub
00:20:53.360 the office goes tonight i guess i gotta go to the club i'm going to the club
00:20:58.800 i don't have that kind of buddy
00:21:22.000 get lost
00:21:22.640 free okay great great take my fedora and get out of here
00:21:29.440 shneeko vlogs chat
00:21:36.480 this is not a replay
00:21:52.640 all the meme accounts are saying sneeko's doing an irl stream yeah i'm checking twitter
00:22:01.440 sneeko's chair i'm checking twitter
00:22:10.160 okay great
00:22:13.600 great great
00:22:14.320 did i just go to work
00:22:21.120 it's daytime
00:22:26.560 how am i gonna find the funky pops
00:22:30.640 just run around the neighborhood
00:22:32.480 oh i can jump too
00:22:34.400 for a cuck he can jump pretty high
00:22:35.760 the adventures of sneeko
00:22:48.480 before they were famous
00:22:49.600 sneeko yeah
00:22:53.840 jay you know i was lying about that whole swinger party store right
00:22:56.560 it's not real
00:22:57.280 i'm not a natural this game is very difficult to play
00:23:18.960 your wife is cheating on you go cheat with the neighbor i'm trying to
00:23:21.760 get that money too
00:23:24.080 nobody wants to open up
00:23:28.080 chat
00:23:30.000 you can't do anything
00:23:32.480 it's not over look it's already blocked off here
00:23:42.560 get that money and go to the nightclub
00:23:52.080 i think that's the only thing to do
00:23:53.440 is spend my hard-earned money on going to a club that
00:23:56.400 there's no bitches at fine let's go work let's go to work
00:23:58.720 we're going to work
00:24:04.080 sneeko bts okay okay
00:24:08.400 okay
00:24:08.720 someone someone wants you you you want the screenshot right fine okay let me just make the camera bigger
00:24:18.160 you want it huh that's funny
00:24:27.440 okay
00:24:30.560 okay
00:24:35.040 i thought by now this uh these jokes would be over
00:24:38.320 like i genuinely don't i think in the last years and years and years
00:24:44.240 humiliation ritual it's just a video game time to work
00:24:55.680 yes i have enough money
00:24:58.400 we're going to clown all right time to get a
00:25:03.120 pitch
00:25:06.800 it's gonna work though
00:25:11.920 let's go
00:25:15.840 no okay give me that membership
00:25:18.480 time to party
00:25:33.520 that's it
00:25:34.000 can i talk to a girl
00:25:38.480 can i talk to a girl
00:25:44.400 this shit is dead
00:25:48.000 hey
00:25:51.120 oh by science are you a real life anime girl
00:25:53.680 girl
00:25:54.640 ew you're boring and ugly and broke lol
00:25:57.920 don't talk to me unless you got drugs and a lot of money for a thousand dollars
00:26:01.680 loser
00:26:08.720 so i need a thousand dollars
00:26:11.280 maybe i have a chance at this girl i just need drugs
00:26:13.040 somebody
00:26:13.360 perhaps in here someone knows i can buy drugs i should ask around
00:26:16.560 okay who got drugs
00:26:20.960 um everybody here's an npc they're all bots
00:26:26.560 maybe her
00:26:27.120 hey
00:26:28.400 hey
00:26:29.360 hey
00:26:29.520 hey
00:26:30.240 hey
00:26:39.200 drugs
00:26:39.600 drugs
00:26:39.840 give me drugs
00:26:44.000 looking for some
00:26:44.800 drugs
00:26:45.680 got any leads
00:26:46.960 go to chinatown tonight look for my cousin he runs
00:26:50.800 stores sell drugs
00:26:52.080 the best
00:26:53.120 wow that was um
00:26:54.800 straightforward thanks i'll check it out sometime
00:26:56.880 okay i'm out of here
00:26:58.240 i'm out
00:26:59.200 got my info nothing else is going on
00:27:02.080 150 hours to do this
00:27:03.360 i love the music
00:27:24.480 i wonder how you found this game i i just like stumbled apart like this is pretty random
00:27:30.480 it's just like a pretty random thing
00:27:33.360 okay
00:27:36.560 bro why do i keep waking up in the guest room do i ever get to sleep my baby's just not being taken
00:27:40.880 care of his wifey still she's still getting fucked four days later
00:27:47.280 okay this dude i might i don't even want to talk to my son
00:27:51.920 should i go to work i'm gonna go to chinatown
00:27:54.400 i can only go there at night okay let's go to work and then we'll go
00:28:04.240 yep back to the cucks corner okay
00:28:10.400 time to work
00:28:13.760 did you see my family photo on the wall
00:28:15.440 okay
00:28:18.640 okay chinatown time do i even have enough money for drugs
00:28:23.120 this is 1 35 enough
00:28:23.840 whoa so this is chinatown i've never been here before
00:28:39.120 it's really big i hope i don't get lost i should make sure to remember where this gate is otherwise
00:28:43.120 i might never be able to leave
00:28:57.520 talk to ling ling why would they
00:29:03.040 welcome to chinatown laway i've not seen you here before
00:29:07.200 what's a laway you laway
00:29:10.000 does that mean cuck in chinese
00:29:12.800 listen laway you're new here you do not know how things work
00:29:16.000 you here for business or pleasure
00:29:17.440 um pleasure yes yes very good to do business in chinatown only chinese one accepted no american
00:29:25.920 dollar huh why is that we don't want your american funny money they keep print more and
00:29:30.560 to soon be zimbabwe dollars chinese one very stable very valuable i see that makes sense but how
00:29:37.360 do i get you wans right here laway i exchange your money chat does that actually mean cuck in chinese
00:29:42.000 why are you saying gooks
00:29:45.120 see he goes trying drugs from his sister right here laway i exchange your money for you at
00:29:48.960 current exchange rate i also offer travel advice like tour guide but why are you just out of the
00:29:54.400 street like this it doesn't seem very legitimate you don't worry laway is fine
00:29:58.320 so so what you need laway drugs
00:30:05.120 uh currency exchange
00:30:06.400 all the money i have a hundred dollars
00:30:20.960 okay um what now
00:30:29.280 okay so don't we gotta we gotta remember where the gate is it's right here
00:30:32.880 i'll remember that oh this shouldn't be that hard
00:30:38.160 where are the drugs at
00:30:44.800 no i don't want the chef special i'm not hungry i need to save my money to get this
00:30:47.920 businesś°¨ï¿½ to release this bitch right stick with trying to release relive okay um i'm not trying to
00:30:52.240 really with my i just want
00:30:57.920 you