SNEAKO - December 03, 2023


SNEAKO Plays OG Fortnite Funniest Moments!


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

133.0528

Word Count

1,328

Sentence Count

262

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Bro, SunnyFaz is fucking for-
00:00:01.840 His name is CobraFaz.
00:00:05.180 Yo!
00:00:06.900 This nigga's name is CobraFaz.
00:00:10.060 CobraFaz?
00:00:10.760 I tried to do SunnyFaz.
00:00:12.200 I knew you were gonna say that about my name, too.
00:00:14.520 I was about to change it.
00:00:15.640 I was like, I'm not trying to get real.
00:00:16.640 CobraFaz is fucking insane, man.
00:00:18.300 It is, uh, yeah.
00:00:19.520 Hilton?
00:00:20.180 Where the fuck else?
00:00:21.400 Hilton.
00:00:22.960 Yeah.
00:00:24.260 Yeah!
00:00:25.900 I'm in that.
00:00:26.700 I'm in that one.
00:00:30.000 I'm coming, I'm coming, baby.
00:00:33.860 Don't worry.
00:00:34.240 I'm dead, bro.
00:00:34.820 Don't let him do it.
00:00:35.640 Don't let him do it.
00:00:36.260 Oh, he's fucking-
00:00:37.020 He picked me up.
00:00:37.920 Why is he picking me up?
00:00:40.420 He's through me.
00:00:41.000 He's hiding me.
00:00:43.600 Yeah, boy.
00:00:44.240 Let's go!
00:00:46.680 Let's go!
00:00:47.920 Let's go, dummy, Sunny, man!
00:00:50.560 You still got that chug jug?
00:00:51.740 Yeah, I still got it.
00:00:52.360 That's mine.
00:00:52.800 You know who else got some chug jugs?
00:00:54.060 Who?
00:00:54.520 Oh, shut the fuck up.
00:00:55.460 Oh, fuck?
00:00:59.260 Come on, fuck, I'm ripped.
00:01:02.860 Hey, Jay, am I better or worse than what you thought?
00:01:04.840 I'm bad.
00:01:06.540 Fuck you.
00:01:11.720 Oh, there's a guy.
00:01:15.680 Ooh!
00:01:16.180 Okay, you saw that hit?
00:01:17.060 Oh, you like that aim, huh?
00:01:18.320 There he is.
00:01:25.460 Cookies ass, cookies ass.
00:01:28.320 He's low.
00:01:31.540 Oh, he's nice.
00:01:32.560 He's nice with it.
00:01:34.980 Oh, shit.
00:01:37.780 He dead?
00:01:39.320 No.
00:01:39.900 You got him, you got him.
00:01:43.280 You good, you good, you good, you good.
00:01:45.980 No!
00:01:46.740 Fuck!
00:01:47.300 You got him?
00:01:49.940 I'm in the house.
00:01:50.620 Go on the corner.
00:01:51.300 I'll get you.
00:01:52.060 Yeah, shut up.
00:01:52.760 Two, negative five.
00:01:54.640 Don't hit popies.
00:01:55.540 Get right up there.
00:01:55.900 Can we see this guy?
00:01:57.920 All right, blast his ass.
00:02:01.720 That's all you.
00:02:02.260 That's all you.
00:02:02.960 That's all you.
00:02:07.300 How did I miss every...
00:02:08.680 You got him.
00:02:10.880 Let's go.
00:02:16.220 Wow, you can't even hit the guy on the ground.
00:02:17.960 I hit him.
00:02:18.320 I hit him.
00:02:18.580 Don't worry.
00:02:18.940 I'm cooking, chat.
00:02:20.700 Chat, I'm going to get this dub.
00:02:21.740 I have zero kills, though.
00:02:23.860 I need to get one.
00:02:27.760 Oh, shit.
00:02:28.640 Okay.
00:02:30.140 I'm 25, chat.
00:02:33.040 Oh, shit.
00:02:33.940 Okay.
00:02:34.340 Jetpack up.
00:02:36.900 How do I get off this?
00:02:38.060 How do I get off?
00:02:38.560 I'm fucking driving.
00:02:39.440 How do I get off?
00:02:39.880 All right.
00:02:40.560 All right.
00:02:40.860 You good?
00:02:41.840 Right there.
00:02:42.520 You ready?
00:02:42.820 Shoot him.
00:02:43.420 I'm sucking.
00:02:44.520 What the fuck do you need to do?
00:02:45.480 Get it back.
00:02:51.280 Get it back.
00:02:51.660 Get it back.
00:02:52.680 Yes!
00:02:53.760 Let's go!
00:02:54.160 Okay, I got one.
00:02:58.500 Yeah, chat.
00:03:00.220 Yeah, chat.
00:03:03.120 Come on.
00:03:04.760 Let's go!
00:03:05.560 You done it.
00:03:08.320 You're going to do it, huh?
00:03:09.300 You know, Sonny?
00:03:09.980 Sonny's fucking nice with it, chat.
00:03:11.580 I got flammer.
00:03:12.280 I've just become a four.
00:03:13.340 Nice streamer.
00:03:13.940 I know.
00:03:14.200 If I sign the deal, then it's just time to play four, huh?
00:03:16.460 Chat, one little normie stream, huh?
00:03:18.340 First time ever gaming.
00:03:19.520 They're right here.
00:03:20.160 Let's see it.
00:03:21.240 Let's let that work.
00:03:22.540 Yeah!
00:03:25.060 Okay, build.
00:03:25.620 Wait.
00:03:26.080 Is he the last two guys?
00:03:27.760 Yeah.
00:03:29.060 Oh, headshot.
00:03:30.680 Nice.
00:03:31.980 Grapple up on their ass.
00:03:36.420 All right, you good?
00:03:38.640 Kill his ass.
00:03:39.340 Kill his ass.
00:03:40.220 Yeah, pussy!
00:03:42.440 Go!
00:03:44.100 Okay, come here.
00:03:44.920 Shoot that motherfucker.
00:03:45.480 Shoot that motherfucker.
00:03:47.700 No!
00:03:49.160 No.
00:03:50.100 I just shotgunned him.
00:03:51.120 He's real low.
00:03:53.200 Fuck, he's low.
00:03:54.280 Why didn't we just end the game, chat?
00:03:55.700 You're killing this motherfucker.
00:03:57.040 I have no heals.
00:04:00.260 Fuck!
00:04:01.000 Fuck, I should have got that shot, bro!
00:04:04.340 All right, should I just kill him?
00:04:05.560 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04:06.820 I want it, I want it, I want it.
00:04:07.980 Oh, you kill him, you kill him.
00:04:09.120 I don't want, I'm not losing.
00:04:12.780 Oh.
00:04:15.200 Funny, we can't, we can't.
00:04:16.700 Oh, my God, he's killing me.
00:04:17.700 Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:04:19.180 He's fucked.
00:04:20.580 Biggest fucking mistake of his life.
00:04:23.300 Oh, you're not low at all.
00:04:24.640 Easy, easy, easy.
00:04:26.080 Let's go!
00:04:26.640 Yeah!
00:04:29.500 Come on, biggest carry of all time.
00:04:32.540 Josh, did I post it on Snapchat?
00:04:33.820 It was...
00:04:35.760 Eeeeh...
00:04:37.080 Or no, we should get Cracker in here.
00:04:39.540 We should get Cracker in here.
00:04:40.400 You just call all your filmers just, like, fucking Indian Cracker.
00:04:44.060 Indian Cracker, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:45.580 Bronson's here.
00:04:46.460 All right.
00:04:47.340 You guys on Discord call?
00:04:48.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:49.260 Yeah, they're on Discord.
00:04:50.100 Yo, that...
00:04:50.760 You're fucking ass, Nico.
00:04:52.280 Oh, I'm gone.
00:04:52.820 I got two kills, first game.
00:04:54.480 Yo, that part where you missed, like, 12 shots in a row?
00:04:57.420 Yo, turn the game down.
00:04:59.080 Turn the game down on your mic a little bit.
00:05:00.400 Horrible, holy shit.
00:05:01.160 Turn the game down on your mic.
00:05:02.340 You call yourself a fucking videographer and shit?
00:05:04.600 Yeah, I know.
00:05:05.780 Bro, when have I ever called myself a videographer?
00:05:08.520 Can you add Cracker in the call?
00:05:10.240 You're a stream clipper.
00:05:11.620 What are you waiting for?
00:05:12.360 Hurry up, bro.
00:05:12.920 This is my team, man.
00:05:13.860 Holy shit.
00:05:14.660 Bro, you're just fucking impatient because you have TikTok brain.
00:05:16.820 And you don't?
00:05:17.440 Doesn't this look like the base mother?
00:05:19.240 Let's go.
00:05:19.780 Yeah, of course.
00:05:20.320 Of course.
00:05:20.540 Of course.
00:05:21.120 Where the fuck are we dropping, boys?
00:05:23.180 Nico, which building do you have a drop for?
00:05:25.340 I'm following you.
00:05:26.300 I'm a little behind.
00:05:27.180 I got splashes.
00:05:33.940 Nico, come here.
00:05:38.280 Drink that shit.
00:05:39.520 I thought Fassy was editing that door open.
00:05:41.240 I can't do that.
00:05:41.980 Kids on us?
00:05:44.540 That's one.
00:05:47.900 I got a gun.
00:05:51.460 I got a gun.
00:05:55.920 Oh shit, I'm going to die.
00:05:56.780 You got to get out of that shit.
00:05:58.040 I'm dead.
00:05:58.640 No, you're good.
00:06:01.000 Come here, come here, come here.
00:06:02.020 Yeah.
00:06:02.960 Keep going, keep going.
00:06:06.200 Yo, just get me up, bro.
00:06:09.300 Back out of there?
00:06:10.440 What is this?
00:06:11.040 It's just like a Todd Moab.
00:06:12.240 What the fuck is going on?
00:06:21.040 Yeah!
00:06:21.520 Oh, you got a kill.
00:06:22.800 Easy.
00:06:23.480 Wait, who'd he sell?
00:06:24.200 I'll get Cracker.
00:06:24.740 Stop moving, bro.
00:06:29.300 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:06:31.700 Yo, if you watch back to VOD, that was a dirty kill I got on that guy, too.
00:06:35.160 I'm no cap.
00:06:35.720 All right.
00:06:36.040 Wait, in front of me.
00:06:38.440 One shot, bro.
00:06:39.600 Oh, he's ass.
00:06:42.560 Oh, the guy's south.
00:06:43.520 South top by the clock tower.
00:06:44.880 I got one of them low.
00:06:45.840 All right.
00:06:46.600 I'm going to die.
00:06:48.380 That kid's one shot.
00:06:49.340 All right.
00:06:49.500 I'll...
00:06:49.740 Let the fucker go.
00:06:51.020 Got him.
00:06:51.700 Anyone have minis?
00:06:52.380 Oh, W's.
00:06:53.000 Sneaker.
00:06:53.260 Yeah, I got you, Bronzy.
00:06:55.240 Basketball people everywhere.
00:06:56.700 Okay.
00:07:00.040 How the fuck did I...
00:07:01.620 Oh, I'm dead.
00:07:02.500 No.
00:07:03.700 Oh, he's pushing me.
00:07:07.300 Look at Sunny, man.
00:07:09.140 Oh, my.
00:07:10.520 Oh, my.
00:07:11.340 Oh, my.
00:07:11.720 This sweat.
00:07:12.400 One person has music.
00:07:20.080 Can you sing it nice?
00:07:21.320 What are you doing?
00:07:26.560 All right.
00:07:26.860 I'm hitting them.
00:07:27.200 Oh, he's getting shot.
00:07:27.900 I'm getting shot on the right.
00:07:30.460 Got him.
00:07:31.380 No.
00:07:32.380 I got two of them.
00:07:33.400 There's one right here.
00:07:34.720 I'm thinking of fuck.
00:07:36.280 Fuck you.
00:07:36.740 I got two of them.
00:07:39.500 Ah, fuck you, Bronzy.
00:07:40.960 Where's the last guy?
00:07:42.400 There's one more?
00:07:44.120 Yeah.
00:07:44.620 Look up.
00:07:45.880 That way.
00:07:46.900 Fuckin' easy.
00:07:47.580 Spraise, spraise, spraise, spraise.
00:07:48.960 Are you trying to snipe?
00:07:50.320 Bro.
00:07:55.300 Okay, one kid.
00:07:56.120 Right there.
00:08:02.080 Hit it at.
00:08:07.960 That was Sneaker's favorite cop.
00:08:09.280 You got him.
00:08:12.520 You got him.
00:08:13.760 By the way, he got inside.
00:08:16.340 No.
00:08:18.040 Yes.
00:08:18.740 Yes.
00:08:19.000 Yes.
00:08:19.500 Yes.
00:08:21.280 Finally.
00:08:22.260 I'm him.
00:08:23.900 I'm out.
00:08:24.380 I'm out.
00:08:25.420 Chad, I'm playing with music this time.
00:08:28.340 Oh, no.
00:08:30.960 Hit it at that, Bronzy.
00:08:33.420 Let's go for you.
00:08:34.060 Yes.
00:08:34.440 What is going on, bro?
00:09:00.120 You got to get out of there.
00:09:06.300 What the fuck?
00:09:07.940 Didn't let him bite?
00:09:08.980 Did you?
00:09:12.340 Oh.
00:09:13.360 How did you do that?
00:09:16.160 Just stay up there and keep doing that.
00:09:17.840 Standing still, bro.
00:09:18.940 Standing still, man.
00:09:22.460 Oh, you need to snipe.
00:09:23.340 Oh, yeah.
00:09:24.300 Yeah.
00:09:28.260 There's three guys here.
00:09:31.920 Oh, this kid's fucking everywhere.
00:09:33.360 All right.
00:09:34.380 The triple reboot.
00:09:36.140 Okay.
00:09:39.900 Oh, God damn it.
00:09:42.180 All right.
00:09:42.480 Well, for now, bro, wait a second, guys.
00:09:45.020 Who does my character look like?
00:09:46.420 No, you did that on purpose.
00:09:48.120 I did it.
00:09:48.580 No, bro.
00:09:50.020 Chad, who does this look like?
00:09:51.800 Be honest, like, who does this remind you of?
00:09:54.340 I'm literally twerking and shaking and vibrating right now.
00:09:57.100 I can't believe it.
00:09:57.880 Fortnite would do this right now.