SNEAKO - January 22, 2023


SNEAKO Plays Super Seducer 2

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
SNEAKO REVEALS HIS NEW GENDER! Why Critical Thinking Is Dead

Episode Stats


Length

52 minutes

Words per minute

153.9

Word count

8,066

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

61

sentences flagged

Toxicity

199

sentences flagged

Hate speech

95

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Summary

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In this week's episode, the lads discuss how to approach a woman in public, how to talk to her in public and how to get her to like you in public places. Also, we talk about how to speak to women in public in a non-confrontational manner.

Transcript

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00:00:00 you are a grown man bro it's not a game this is it's supposed to teach you about 0.99
00:00:03 risen stop calling me a fag attack you're the one begging me to play this 1.00
00:00:07 shit what's this music bro all right here we go jeffrey 0.99
00:00:35 why is the chat lagging out everything good chat you can see everything 0.99
00:00:58 okay
00:01:00 arthur i'm hungry man let's go to the restaurant this is cringe
00:01:06 why is the chat not moving bro is this game up on my 0.71
00:01:27 arthur we fucked up the grass again dude not looking good okay we're good 0.96
00:01:34 don't say leave bro you wanted me to play this 0.57
00:01:37 it doesn't even count
00:01:44 what the is this can i get to the
00:01:47 why is the chat bugging out bro why can't i see you guys bro
00:02:00 why is the chat bugging out bro why can't i see you guys bro 0.97
00:02:13 chat can you see the chat moving or it's fucking up 0.96
00:02:28 all right 0.96
00:02:48 oh
00:02:50 how to approach her okay here we go let's see if i got rid of chat catch her attention non-verbally
00:03:04 don't approach her at all eat a kumquat use the genius conversation starter from that youtube 1.00
00:03:09 guy no go and tell her that she caught your eye should we take it seriously or troll i'm gonna
00:03:13 take it seriously gaze into her eyes whilst beckoning her with your finger as if it's a 0.99
00:03:17 penis no go and tell her that she caught your eye if you join okay i'm gonna go normal 0.99
00:03:22 why is this the main character bro he looks like fucking lasan abi i don't like playing as l3 l3 bro 1.00
00:03:31 hey how you doing i'm very good how are you good to hear well i'm very very well listen um i was just 0.97
00:03:40 sitting there saw you and thought i'd come and say hi hello
00:03:47 this is a direct way to start and i think in this situation is pretty cool um whenever you're
00:03:56 approaching a woman in front of her friends or in a public place uh she would at least appreciate
00:04:02 that you're very confident if you can go up and and do it like that versus you know having
00:04:08 voice critical simulator yeah i think if you can show confidence from the get-go that always puts
00:04:12 you in a better position this is actually a tutorial this is not even a video game this is legitimately
00:04:16 for insults i'm lottie uh lottie like charlotte yeah yes it is lovely to meet you good to meet you
00:04:22 too hello are you ready to order 0.99
00:04:25 uh okay i'll have a piece of cake the lady will be eating my dick no order a tea cake something for her 1.00
00:04:33 say hey babe the usual please no that's pretty good actually you know what everything on the 1.00
00:04:38 menu sucks let's go back to my place no tell her to not bother your inner important conversation 0.99
00:04:43 order a tea cake shot for confidence something for her i'm gonna go simple i'm gonna go simple 0.97
00:04:52 hey hey chat
00:04:55 everyone say hey no i'm playing i i want to i want to do well
00:05:00 so do you already know what you would like i'm going to be naughty today i'm going to go for the
00:05:06 chocolate cheesecake very nice and a lovely cup of tea please
00:05:09 chad don't be around this counts as a video game i'm gonna have the cherry cake please
00:05:12 and english breakfast tea but no milk
00:05:15 okay thank you 0.97
00:05:17 what can i skip this fucking earliest time that i can have champagne 0.96
00:05:26 oh i don't know that's a question but if a guy came to sit with you you wouldn't ask him to buy 0.94
00:05:32 you champagne no but if he offered me a glass of champagne yeah it's not a game it's not a game
00:05:36 chat we're good i'm not a gamer that's quite romantic i'm not a gamer or just a straight espresso
00:05:40 sorry yo my mood you still watching remember you told me to do those push-ups
00:05:48 where you take a mad long looking at that text ignore him switch the phone to silent
00:05:53 um okay so am i sipping a you're sipping b you're prioritizing business
00:06:01 i'm gonna simp a little sorry about that just someone messaging me let me put that on silent
00:06:13 i never do that i never have my phone on when i'm talking to someone no it's understandable
00:06:18 i just want to get the whole chat you know what it's such a lovely day and you're dressed
00:06:24 amazingly it's all summery but it's got something to it like a real interesting style you have
00:06:30 thank you very nice it's really nice of you to say
00:06:33 no it's true so what do you do i'd like to know more about richard
00:06:38 i like to i work wonders in bed no chat what do i do um i'm making up to give you 500 right now 0.94
00:06:46 if you'll come home with me fuck no marketing manager and i make youtube videos but i really 0.99
00:06:50 love poetry gay bro no one likes a youtuber distractor do the ring finger no i work for a 1.00
00:06:56 pharmaceutical company make youtube videos true is it literally the fucking creator of this 1.00
00:07:01 fucking video game make a joke then tell the truth i'm a mumble rapper 1.00
00:07:05 this one this one b b right i work wonders in bed chat you have no you just want all you want 1.00
00:07:15 to sabotage this game i paid 13 for this i'm not no well as you can probably tell um i'm a mumble
00:07:20 rapper ha ha a mumble rapper you know what that is what's a mumble rapper she didn't get it music
00:07:27 or you don't really i don't really know rap music i give you a little something
00:07:32 i'm still trying to swallow this i feel like i'm fighting an octopus thought it was killers
00:07:36 kept out in my bushes but couldn't find out it's photographers flesh like that oh right cool yeah
00:07:42 actually i'm uh i've got a pharmaceuticals company and i also make youtube videos that's
00:07:49 that's kind of the two things wow do you do your youtube videos as the pharmaceutical company
00:07:56 is that completely unrelated i tried to have different things going on and then and what
00:08:01 are your youtube videos about well i will tell you 0.85
00:08:06 what the fuck obviously i have amazing rap skills so i can i can you know do this but 0.89
00:08:14 yeah if you if you want to i mean you're always going to be asked your profession 0.98
00:08:18 so you should be able to answer it in an interesting way if you can make a laugh or if
00:08:23 you can be passionate about it doesn't really matter uh but you should be ready for this question
00:08:27 because you're always going to be asked it so don't let it be boring no you can't be boring
00:08:31 you've got to be passionate about it or as you say make a joke out of what you do but 0.99
00:08:35 do something interesting who's your favorite mumble rapper what is this fucking black dude doing 0.99
00:08:40 right here you know i just can't quite place the name at the moment what is he doing come back to me 0.99
00:08:44 who are you looking at and what do you do for work oh well um i don't really need to work
00:08:53 but i do a spot of acting ah lovely you know something interesting i've noticed i've met some
00:08:58 actors and they're always very interesting people because they're empathetic and that's absolutely i
00:09:05 think it's because when they're acting they have to portray all these emotions so they just understand
00:09:10 people and emotions they can read body language yeah and that's what i love i just love studying
00:09:14 people and their nature and and it's a really good way to connect with people on a really deep
00:09:20 level that not necessarily you can do in reality yeah and actors they think they're kind of extroverts
00:09:25 that wouldn't connect with people but because of this you can really you can feel it it's amazing
00:09:32 excellent it's a very cool job actually yeah it is it's nice to dip in and out obviously
00:09:38 hey do you recognize her in the car yes i do i think who is she that famous russian model what's 0.58
00:09:47 her name i don't know but she's beautiful isn't she yeah not bad wow this is the new version with
00:09:53 tyrone this is very moist critical bro not even gonna lie continue talking to girl cafe approach girl in
00:10:01 car so make her feel inadequate by approach we did this before um when we hung up the phone so we
00:10:07 already gave her priorities 0.96
00:10:12 continue talking sorry chat it's all right but acting is much more interesting right
00:10:19 yeah i i so much more varied it is as well i think with modeling you just have to stare yeah
00:10:26 acting you have to everybody we have to show some personality and be different characters
00:10:31 and stuff i'll listen to you for the next one that emotion yeah 0.96
00:10:37 this conversation is boring as fuck so you do your acting does that mean you're more interested 0.96
00:10:40 than usual in i don't know like tv shows and stuff do you watch movie thank you thank you i am i i 0.99
00:10:48 like uh silicon valley actually is that your favorite favorite at the moment it's basically
00:10:55 like really intelligent guys that love technology are you like intelligent guys i do i love to
00:11:02 intelligent guys i think you're quite intelligent well i'm not a programmer but i've got my own kind
00:11:07 of business intelligence you've got your own little ways yeah smarts imagine being a youtuber i can relate
00:11:11 to the the intelligence side because i'm quite intelligent so i need to end up with someone of my
00:11:17 standard cool um so yeah i just love the way they invent things i think i'd be quite good at that as
00:11:24 well so yeah that's a silicon valley's the way what about you um i like i'm watching handmaiden have
00:11:31 you seen that the handmaid's tale oh yeah yeah that one is messed up actually yeah but um it's not a
00:11:38 comedy obviously it's like some dystopian parallel future where everything uh goes wrong where women 0.98
00:11:46 um when the birth rate just drops near zero and they round up all of the women that can still have 1.00
00:11:52 babies yeah and they kind of put them with the oh shit what the fuck oh shit what the i didn't even pee 0.99
00:12:02 okay okay okay okay okay okay chill chill chill chill chill chill okay wl you enjoy this game or not 0.99
00:12:24 all right skip skip i'm a little bit invested men to mate wow and it's quite messed up but it's really
00:12:33 really good and interesting have you seen it no no no i haven't you should check it out yeah sounds
00:12:38 quite interesting i'd have to um see if i like it you know it might be a little bit for me but um yeah
00:12:45 hello i can always see
00:12:51 okay here we go i wasn't even paying attention feed her some cake spike her drink with the drug bill 1.00
00:12:55 cosby all right chat i'm gonna listen to you this time don't sabotage me though i want to i really
00:13:00 want to win tell her your latest video was a dating advice video for men not bad but bro this 0.95
00:13:04 guy's on a fucking date talking about youtube shut up tell her to look under the table for a surprise 1.00
00:13:08 spoiler lit or to your dick talk about how it's cool to meet people like her that are not boring 1.00
00:13:13 this is what i would say if i was on a date this is how you qualify her make her feel interesting 1.00
00:13:18 make you feel like she has a connection like she's rare everyone's saying hey spike her drink 0.99
00:13:23 fuck you chat feed her some coke it says feed her some cake dummy feed her some cake is crazy i'm 1.00
00:13:30 going i'm going lover boy method i tell you something you know what's really cool is that 1.00
00:13:37 i'm definitely this kind of person but i think you are too who's just not boring
00:13:43 adventurous spontaneous but also just relating to people so like i'm a stranger i've come to
00:13:48 talk to you that's simple ways having tea and cake and who knows what might happen right i know
00:13:53 that's what's so magical about life i find that like you can you're walking down the street from
00:13:59 a stranger but then in two weeks time you bump into them again and you kind of recognize them and then
00:14:05 there's this whole whirlwind of a romance or something like that yeah i think it's magical it's like the
00:14:09 butterfly effect as well because like if you stay an extra five minutes here with me and then
00:14:14 something cool happens to you because of that exactly and then something could happen while we're here
00:14:20 now something could happen which could change your life again in a different direction probably is
00:14:24 in a better direction obviously obviously the nice thing here is the right option obviously this
00:14:31 part is so cringe man um you're kind of painting her as not boring and then all her subsequent behavior
00:14:39 should fit that label if she agrees with it she says yeah i'm not boring then everything following
00:14:44 that shouldn't be boring and it's a compliment and it's definitely a compliment
00:14:51 so am i doing well i'm killing it right now bro oh
00:14:59 would have loved to spike her drink i want to see what the reaction is but
00:15:03 do you have any special diet restrictions this game is easy though well like sometimes it's gluten
00:15:12 intolerant but sometimes only yeah partial gluten intolerance yeah it's like sometimes if i eat too
00:15:18 much gluten then my stomach like becomes a balloon okay so i have to monitor what i eat all right um
00:15:26 but yeah i've been on the paleo diet before oh that's healthy because in paleo times everyone
00:15:32 lived a long time so it's good to make sense to do that and like when you look back it's
00:15:36 literally just vegetables and meat the whole time mostly meat so i'm just constantly eating meat
00:15:44 which is delicious so yeah so you just pay more attention to support risk course bro this 0.99
00:15:51 shit is fucking simple play cards with her no use a question from the marcel prouse questionnaire no 0.99
00:15:57 use brad p's 10 minute seduction questions what the bro how invested are these people into game 1.00
00:16:04 moist critical is bugging bro this bitch is boring talking about paleo i hate dates i hate these 1.00
00:16:10 conversations sleep stream skip game bro no no i okay chat type of one of skip type of two to continue i 0.99
00:16:18 i want i want to see what you say play cards with her what the fuck is marcel prouse questionnaire 0.86
00:16:24 what is this what is the why are these the only options b use brad p is it brad pitt's 0.99
00:16:33 why didn't you just write brad pitt is brad p the wreck the the soy boy way to say
00:16:43 okay i'm going i'm going b listen i'm feeling something and i thought it was hunger because
00:16:48 yeah and so i ordered should we get something i ordered the cake i thought it was hunger but
00:16:53 actually the feeling is horniness so i wonder can you help me do you know if there's a good uh 0.98
00:16:59 masturbation location around here just somewhere good to go a masturbation location yeah just somewhere 0.97
00:17:06 good you know this uh nice and private but clean and what the maybe with a window where i can see some 0.99
00:17:14 girls passing something like that you know about that no well think of one and then you can come 1.00
00:17:19 watch me it's going to knock one out come and watch you yeah watch me be a turn on
00:17:30 okay can you go you're going to make me sick no to be sick darling come on it's normal natural
00:17:37 masculine uh behavior bro you're thinking about it i didn't know that was bread in my mouth oh that 0.97
00:17:46 is gross man now i'm going to lose my heart talking about sick i'm going to go anyway i think down there 0.95
00:17:50 i can wank off in the bush so this is a funny one charlotte isn't it it's great so let me try it 0.99
00:18:02 with you so i'm feeling horny obviously from this shoe stuff from these guys so um do you know we 0.99
00:18:09 did masturbation location around here what were those options though bro how was i supposed to know 1.00
00:18:15 chat that shit makes no fucking sense how was i supposed to know that the option was him jerking 0.99
00:18:20 off in a bush are you kidding me he's literally me for real bro it said the question it was that's not 1.00
00:18:28 l riz w sexual harassment that doesn't even bro what is this game i i honestly don't 0.88
00:18:37 i'm not jacking us an l bro you want me to answer that um genuinely it's gross yeah and it is actually
00:18:44 a real technique that someone teaches well i don't know why they teach it it clearly doesn't work
00:18:49 yeah i agree that's why it's red don't do it how would i have known that bro i should have spiked a
00:18:57 drink that louis ck riz is crazy bro i guess so i got everything right so far play cards with her
00:19:04 so you are just supposed to enter this game knowing what the this is
00:19:09 so obviously the real answer is playing cards with her this dude has magician riz the 1.00
00:19:14 type of white soy boy is this bro w bush wanking these should not this is a stupid 0.99
00:19:22 hey random question but do you ever play cards yeah i love cards it's fabulous 0.99
00:19:32 okay but if you're on a date with a spanish girl or a black girl you want to play cards 1.00
00:19:40 hey yo this nigga want to play cards with me man that's gay as fuck nigga that's what a black girl would 1.00
00:19:46 say to you why this is way too specific also she's not even attractive she's not what is she 40 1.00
00:19:56 a woman loves cards and they also assume that i would know what the other two options l game no jack 0.80
00:20:03 you know that was not enough i'm actually very good at it look check this out why don't we play a quick
00:20:08 hands now i've got some cards but they're sexy ones what do you mean like naked ladies all over them or 1.00
00:20:15 something naked ladies close but no cigar check it out one for you one for me one for you one for me 1.00
00:20:23 another one for you one for me i can't this one's a good one big one for you oh kind of little one for
00:20:30 me last one i can't i can't do i really can't do this this is throwing up again 0.99
00:20:38 so this is this is the old uh the guys uh dicks on it so obviously that's 0.98
00:20:51 a little bit okay everybody's saying i suck what the was the third option 0.93
00:20:57 but controversial right yes i've never seen a deck of those cards before oh you gotta see them
00:21:02 i've never seen them and we'll get you a deck for the present i'm i'm all right but thank you so much
00:21:07 no you'll love it trust me you can play it with family not i'm not sure my granny will
00:21:13 approve special occasions christmas and stuff just again bust them out i'm not sure that's the best
00:21:18 present we should sell it in this why why do they have a black guy in the like they have a token black 0.64
00:21:24 dude with a belt and the back what is this online shop along with t-shirts
00:21:28 a nail phone what the is he doing bro
00:21:39 okay so the real answer was use a question from the marcel proust questionnaire chat
00:21:45 everybody who says sniko got no riz what the is the marcel proust questionnaire what is this game
00:21:57 who is marcel proust
00:21:58 i was reading this article and have you heard of marcel proust the author no no i haven't he wrote a
00:22:07 book uh swan's way or some of his uh classic and he was talking about his life and he came up with
00:22:15 this questionnaire where he asked a bunch of questions and it's actually really interesting so
00:22:18 for example the one of the questions was what's your idea of perfect happiness
00:22:24 so i was thinking about it and yeah how would you answer that wow what a question on the spot
00:22:30 it should be easy right it's happiness um my idea of happiness would be
00:22:37 on my boat in the middle of the ocean surrounding myself with chanel handbags not massive waves crashing
00:22:45 down no no no no just like a peaceful peaceful like ocean the maldives would be fabulous everybody
00:22:51 in the chat is saying oh my god she's so boring this is how like pretty much all dates go if you
00:22:56 weren't like for the inside this is it this is what they talk about they're not it's not interesting
00:23:02 ever you need to carry the whole conversation i do love i actually have a house in the moldy
00:23:07 oh lovely um and i'm just out there and i have my chanel handbags around
00:23:12 and because you need them on the boat yeah but there's just one thing lacking like i i would
00:23:18 like a man yeah should he be like tanned and sitting in his yeah bathing suit yeah with his
00:23:24 speedos on with not with a handbag well i don't mind oh yeah he can have a handbag and then give it
00:23:30 to me ah present yeah yeah all right uh this was a tricky one because this game
00:23:39 this game that was the most retarded selection we didn't let you know what the question would be 0.80
00:23:45 but obviously um this one's pretty good and can lead so it was a trick question like l 0.99
00:23:50 fucking minority in the back here just be this fucking black dude staring off you see how all 0.99
00:23:55 the white people are engaged like in front and then the black dude's just like oh just like yeah 1.00
00:23:59 hang around the curtain go sit behind a curtain you're not that important bro this to a good
00:24:04 conversation and in general i would say that 13 going on dates you should ensure that you have
00:24:11 a couple of interesting things to talk about and even having a few interesting questions like
00:24:15 this in your back pocket and so i was supposed to okay so i didn't okay bro is a good thing to have
00:24:21 so that you're not at risk of running out of things to say no it's a great way to open up a
00:24:26 conversation where you can maybe veer off onto something else that you both have interests in
00:24:32 so richard bro everyone's saying mad because they'll read you saw what he said like this was a trick 0.99
00:24:37 question because you would have to know what the shit is at first okay whatever whatever 0.99
00:24:41 what's your philosophy but i give up chat i'm spiking a drink i'm doing the fucking i'm doing 1.00
00:24:45 w harassment louis ck where's nice on life 0.96
00:24:51 i guess it's pretty simple but it's taken me a long time to get there but for me it's all about
00:24:57 finding the things i really enjoy in life and doing more of them and finding the things that i don't
00:25:03 like i used to be bothered all the time with phone calls um doing annoying stuff filling in forms and
00:25:09 all of that bureaucracy stuff i don't like so uh just to arrange my life so that i'm happy with the
00:25:16 way it is every day and just the you know the simple things make me happy so it's more harmonized 0.96
00:25:22 and balanced as well yeah and an absence of bad things is is more important than this boring ass 0.65
00:25:27 conversation is spiking my red pill rage right now having loads of good stuff you know if you just
00:25:32 get rid of all the things you don't like then you're left with happiness yeah just uh it's
00:25:40 magical the simple kind of happiness that is like contentment every day so that you don't have
00:25:45 uh depression or stress that your mood is kind of i get that yeah i get that that's magical it's just
00:25:53 how did this picture just die i hope an option is sexually harass the grandma on the floor because 1.00
00:26:01 i'm picking that help the granny up take out your phone and start filming it ignore to carry on i 1.00
00:26:07 hope i won't ever be that old i want to die young with you laugh help the granny okay so we know the 0.97
00:26:13 fucking answer is help the granny up simple bro ignore it and carry on chat i'm listening to you 0.98
00:26:22 i'm listening to you i'm mad at this game now i'm mad at this game now take your phone out and start 0.99
00:26:28 filming laugh um stego about to get red pull spartan rage e-e-d no one's saying no one's saying b
00:26:38 which is the real answer laugh laugh or w ignore
00:26:43 i'm seeing a lot of d's all right i'm filming it i'm filming it
00:26:51 world star come on hey what are you doing you need to film it horizontally 0.99
00:26:58 i'm right up in there like that yes you little toe rag oi oh got your ass though on the way out there 1.00
00:27:06 is she okay come on let's go are you okay let's get her inside she needs some water some water oh poor 1.00
00:27:16 granny yeah why does this look like a fucking plantation 0.99
00:27:21 when the granny falls over 1.00
00:27:37 that's even worse what the what the what the are you gonna take advice from that dude he's feeding 1.00
00:27:44 black bat dude grapes from the mouth what the fuck yo 1.00
00:27:50 okay so i'll just do the fucking thing help the granny up 1.00
00:27:57 is she all right there is she okay hi you okay yeah get her up 0.97
00:28:09 yeah come on take her granny 1.00
00:28:11 it's not gay to feed your homies that's gay bro that was something yeah it's quite hot yeah 0.98
00:28:21 hopefully she's okay yeah i guess it's not a heart attack or something is it no it's not a heart 0.95
00:28:26 a funny turn my granny used to call it it's just a little funny turn exactly no i don't think it's
00:28:32 anything well i hope not yeah she'll be okay i need some water or something yeah yeah
00:28:38 uh yes well done for helping the granny and not leaving her there on the floor you're so kind 0.88
00:28:46 good yeah good one yeah this shit is so funny you need to send me your youtube link so yeah i can 0.98
00:28:53 do that dmca you you what you heard about that no that's fucked up actually i had a couple this month 0.98
00:29:00 mm-hmm some wanker used a bit of his music copyright strike and i think it's three and then they shut 0.97
00:29:10 you down so yeah wow 1.00
00:29:13 you okay tell her that her your body is pretty fucked but your dick works perfectly 1.00
00:29:30 it happened when i was picking up a baby that was walking out onto the road lie say it's nothing 1.00
00:29:34 serious just a swinge say that you are wearing a medical corset and the doctor said you could finally
00:29:39 take it off tonight granny misinformation um hey okay everyone wants to sabotage 0.72
00:29:54 ob's lying about his youtube channel this is just a horrible conversation um 0.94
00:30:03 all right autistic schizos because this game sucks got a few problems to be honest like um 0.88
00:30:08 in my spine i've got the l5s1 i've got hernia there which actually this is a pretty funny thing 1.00
00:30:15 to say on a date my body's pretty fucked my dick works perfectly she would laugh about that but her 1.00
00:30:20 whole character and the whole point of this to be like nope can't talk about your wee wee so she's 1.00
00:30:24 gonna get mad about it but in real life this is actually pretty funny hernias in the neck and even 0.99
00:30:29 that middle bit jurassic or thoracic whatever that part of the spine is and then uh shoulders pretty
00:30:35 messed up i can't even open a jaw sometimes because just the pain from the shoulder ligaments 0.99
00:30:41 but knees are not good so i can't really walk or run very much but wow um ah but my dick is perfect 0.99
00:30:49 like don't worry like that's just oh no see now she's gonna get up and slap him but bro this would 1.00
00:30:55 make any girl with a sense of humor laugh erection boom ding you know like a rock and uh uh loads of spunk 1.00
00:31:02 there's no personality gagging throwing up fucking plantation type bitch get the out of here 1.00
00:31:08 very strong spunk however oh no mentioning your penis makes me throw up it's tuesday innit 1.00
00:31:15 they measure it you know the spunk ratio or something is very good uh with good mobility 0.99
00:31:20 execution wasn't even terrible that was pretty funny you know the little guy is wiggling around
00:31:24 well so this has never happened on a date ever a woman has never thrown a bow maybe in the 0.99
00:31:29 fucking 17 30s a woman doesn't dick they could get to your eggs and fertilize them whatever they 1.00
00:31:39 need to oh man that is what did i say bro this this this that plantation riz gross that's disgusting 1.00
00:31:46 i ain't fertilizing your eggs even though my dick works really well 1.00
00:31:50 like how fucking childish do you have to be to not be able to understand like 0.99
00:32:04 crude again yeah it's one of those kind of bad but good 0.98
00:32:07 it's not biggie it's just a bit of a twins you know in the back i think it happened i did some gym
00:32:37 and then i went out feeding the squirrels and i'm like bending forward and stuff and yeah
00:32:42 no something that can happen yeah it'll be all right this game is not even satire just
00:32:46 get some stem cells and then it's all set it's amazing all right yeah
00:32:52 no one likes simona no no guys with physical ailments you know ones that whine about it you
00:32:58 don't want to be hanging around with someone who's whining all the time average dream says
00:33:01 this game has to be satire ain't no way bro i this is a hundred percent i think this is serious i think 0.99
00:33:07 it's supposed to be like coach people like oh girls throw up when you say the word dick 1.00
00:33:14 another bad thing for my back was um and also why are they on a date 0.85
00:33:19 at an actual plantation like who who goes to date here a lot of this this game was just designed to
00:33:27 make the creator feel good and to plug his shitty youtube channel i can make a better game we should 0.55
00:33:33 make an artistic version of this game i was sitting for a long time because i had chinese lessons i was
00:33:37 i'm learning chinese really yeah because it's a hard uh language i think it's the dark souls of 1.00
00:33:42 languages so i thought it's ridiculously hard could you say something uh
00:33:48 what are you saying uh a bunch of different stuff i said have you eaten i said uh something about how
00:34:05 jaren said this is just incel fantasy day
00:34:07 women don't act this way ever no especially not when they're hitting the wall like this there's no 1.00
00:34:12 women aren't like this bro look and i said like i speak chinese 1.00
00:34:18 a few basic phrases
00:34:23 okay hypnotize her with your teacup w if you could wake up anywhere in the world where would it be
00:34:28 commit a criminal act to bond with her w riz in real white in real life find a superficial um commonality
00:34:34 commit a criminal act together to bond with her this would actually work because girls love like 1.00
00:34:41 i'm we're the toxic couple this would be good for modern day women i know what the answer is this 1.00
00:34:48 because of like the way the conversation is going shooter yeah where's the kill this woman option 1.00
00:34:53 where's the murder everybody on the plantation and kill the guy that i'm feeding grapes to option 0.98
00:34:58 commit a criminal act okay yeah let's see let me see your bag for a second give me it here
00:35:06 sure it's beautiful isn't it so lovely let me get a little feel so it's kind of like a basket
00:35:12 thing yeah oh look check this out what put one of these in there what else what are you doing banana
00:35:22 why are you taking why are you putting a banana in my back we're getting on really well and i just
00:35:28 thought if we commit a criminal act a small one then stealing a banana you're paying for it dummy
00:35:36 that's not even committing a crime you're taking the food you paid for bro this is what white people 0.71
00:35:42 think committing a crime is putting a banana this is a stereotypical country club woman bro banana in the 1.00
00:35:49 purse i thought you were gonna go rob the waitress i thought we were gonna go stick up the place 0.52
00:35:55 what the what in the caucasian was this option we'll be bonding and it'll bring us closer together
00:36:01 now we're partners in crime so but you take it out not me obviously oh no i'm gonna go throw up again 1.00
00:36:08 fucking vanilla ass cunt i'll take that thank you yeah i do not want to meet my partner in prison your 1.00
00:36:16 partner yeah because you go to prison for taking a banana from a restaurant i'm your partner in 1.00
00:36:21 crime what do you mean i wouldn't want to meet you at all or anyone in prison you don't we're not
00:36:29 gonna go prison babe it's just a banana you don't like crime absolutely not guys she's stealing something 1.00
00:36:43 she stole a banana no i i haven't stolen anything nope
00:36:54 oh no educate me go tell me about why stealing a banana is bad this game look at it look at this
00:37:00 bumble clot situation when you and the homies sitting on top of each other on a couch sipping 1.00
00:37:06 tea and eating cakes what invite what is this replicated it's but criminal behavior is bad so
00:37:13 not a good combination oh yeah it put the woman away while me and the homies pile on top of each 1.00
00:37:19 other and drink little titty a little tea tea cups tippy tippy tea cups
00:37:28 i've got a question for you okay uh if you could wake up anywhere in the world tomorrow where would it be
00:37:52 me whole world i'd say rome i've never been there actually considering i travel the world
00:38:03 all the time um and i'd take my chihuahua with me chihuahua i've got a little chihuahua he's called
00:38:10 chucky all right so you want to show chucky the sights and stuff i do or what would he like most do you
00:38:15 think coliseum yeah coliseum more than like a sausage shop or something yeah well i'd take him
00:38:21 to the ice cream shop apparently there's a delicious ice cream shop there so i'd take him there yeah have
00:38:26 a bit have a bit yeah just share a little ice cream together he'll be in my handbag of course that's
00:38:31 sweet well you'd have to send me the pictures i'd like to see chucky and ron the album
00:38:38 this is a solid question uh it's one of the kind of example questions that make for good
00:38:43 conversation from my first book and there are a bunch like that this dude's plugging again like
00:38:48 it's uh travel zero out of ten game and it's quite precise it gets someone to fantasize a little bit
00:38:55 about a pleasant subject so i think it's a solid choice and you should also have your answer ready
00:39:01 in case she asks you back oh yeah uh okay go massage the dude next take your advice 0.99
00:39:17 okay now the option is going to be like oh go up to the bad bitch or sit down and keep talking to 1.00
00:39:21 this annoying cunt but bro okay so we know the answer sit down talk to the annoying cunt about nothing 1.00
00:39:27 but i really just go on to talk to this batter bitch she's way better than the girl i'm on a date 1.00
00:39:31 with check it out get out 0.99
00:39:41 proudly proclaim that you slept with her give her a little so the answer is give her a little 1.00
00:39:45 wave and move on that's the gentleman answer hide from her what do you think where's the bad 1.00
00:39:53 bitch um it's not even letting you rizzer 1.00
00:40:04 yeah we're all saying b 1.00
00:40:07 lotty check out this girl there have you seen that have a look 1.00
00:40:10 what do you think she's beautiful yeah i banged her that one right yeah 1.00
00:40:15 she's well good in bed as well amazing chick why don't you go and yeah i think i should actually 0.99
00:40:21 w i might come back let's go i actually was being sarcastic this god what a wanker 0.99
00:40:35 arrogance is not going to get you anywhere that's just not true 0.94
00:40:41 this is okay give her a little wave bro okay hey anastasia hey
00:40:46 how are you doing you look so nice great dress
00:40:54 can i go with her she's on every metric better 0.99
00:41:01 how's anna
00:41:04 um
00:41:08 how are you still dating that guy
00:41:09 bye bye okay that wouldn't happen that scenario's never happening nice to see you 1.00
00:41:19 what what's she say actually that might happen to be honest she said that you got a small dick 1.00
00:41:26 and um you can't sing 1.00
00:41:28 not bad move um not gonna end well not gonna end well there
00:41:40 i've seen better acting in brazilian porn for this get a refund for this game bro
00:41:44 so wait that was the right answer that was the right answer like i thought 0.99
00:41:48 tell her that you have a really small dick and joke about it tell her that you'll sing and if 1.00
00:41:55 your singing is good then it must mean your dick is huge say that's your jealous ex and she always 1.00
00:42:01 does that tell her in fact you don't have a small dick okay this is not the right what's the what's 1.00
00:42:07 the autistic answer right here or if you can't see the d says say it's your jealous ex and she always 0.99
00:42:13 does that l stream hey tell her you have a really small dick and joke about it this would actually 0.89
00:42:20 kind of work because it's like i'm confident and like see riz tell your singing if your singing is 1.00
00:42:28 good that must mean your dick is huge it's got it's d the answer 1.00
00:42:37 yeah the answer is d 1.00
00:42:38 i'll go with the real answer i'm curious to see the incel answer
00:42:46 whip it out i wish you i wish there was an option plop it on the table
00:42:51 no what did she say small yeah she said that you've got a small 1.00
00:42:55 dick and that you can't say no no no no it's it's fine it's a normal decent size she just i think 1.00
00:43:00 she was dating this guy like a basketballer and maybe she had sex with a horse or something 1.00
00:43:05 how big is it compared to this did you just peep that what the fuck in the caucasian did you just 1.00
00:43:12 peep what he said maybe he was dating a basketballer that was nigger with the suppressor on it 1.00
00:43:20 and that's why they got the white guy this is why they're on a plantation the black guys in the back 1.00
00:43:23 with the with the bat he a basketballer what the fuck you mean by that what in the moist critical 1.00
00:43:30 type of shit is that bro a basketballer oh yeah oh he was a rapper the fuck it's quite a big banana 1.00
00:43:39 to be honest it's it's reminiscent of that this big yeah it's about that big yeah yeah okay now the 1.00
00:43:48 woman who threw up when she heard the word dick is measuring penis on a banana in the middle of a 1.00
00:43:54 restaurant that she was a bro she won't steal a banana but she'll this makes no sense something 1.00
00:44:00 like that yeah because it was cold that day and all that it's not no it's not this it's not super
00:44:07 small i like your honesty yeah it's all right this one might be okay honest i mean how is that okay
00:44:17 being honest you said it's just being a little crude on a first date i'm just not interested
00:44:22 no dicks talking generally thank you very much okay so are you single wait that worked yeah i'm
00:44:33 actually currently single and you yeah that's good um oh yeah i hope she'd be single like sitting in 1.00
00:44:42 the plantation on a date do you fancy meeting again do you fancy meeting again you are an agenda fluid
00:44:49 you can meet anytime all right the bottom says suggest feeding squirrels or maybe just meet for a
00:44:57 drink say your porn home premium subscription is about to roll over you'll need to buy another year 0.99
00:45:02 if we don't get on that's that is funny but she's gonna fucking throw up again at that because she 1.00
00:45:06 this girl's a cunt tell her that she better meet you again or you will kill yourself w riz 1.00
00:45:11 you are a gen so the answer is a the answer is a because you'd be like oh look i have a blah blah blah 1.00
00:45:28 everyone's saying b though okay bro fine and so answer let's definitely meet again real soon
00:45:35 in fact would be perfect if we could do it like in three days because in four days my 0.64
00:45:41 porn hub subscriptions up and yeah i'd have to buy another year and it's damn what see that is actually
00:45:48 funny the fact that she took this serious is just so matrix of a conversation like i renewed it and then
00:45:54 i started getting laid and i didn't really use it it'd be a waste of money yeah yeah it would yeah but i'm
00:45:59 out of here because you watch porn actually that's a good line i might even say that 0.99
00:46:03 shit next time a girl genuine no genuinely no bullshit next time a girl's like can i see you again 0.99
00:46:08 am i actually you know in a week my porn hub shit runs out like if you want to go meet again that'd be 0.99
00:46:12 perfect because on the on the first expires she gave me that's funny oh maybe in like three days 0.96
00:46:20 i might have something better actually for you doubt it
00:46:24 i'll see what you got what's this little love letter you could call it that what is it wow girls
00:46:35 that's my subscription is that your login yeah oh thank you i don't know what to say that's 0.59
00:46:41 amazing it's okay i'm gonna go now i have a wank right now yeah thank you 0.99
00:46:45 um he says if she doesn't have sex he's gonna need to renew his uh porn subscription 0.99
00:46:58 oh i mean this is just disgusting i don't want to hear this 1.00
00:47:06 wow thank you lady okay the answer is a suicide riz though i'm going to suicide riz 0.99
00:47:12 we're 100 percent going to meet again because if we don't i'm going to kill myself so w you have to 0.93
00:47:20 meet me could i come and watch what though i love people who kill themselves could i bring a friend 0.99
00:47:33 i'm not like man psycho i love death 0.89
00:47:48 what were you thinking man obviously that's wrong
00:47:54 okay yeah of course i can meet anytime really i'm pretty agenda fluids when it comes to it
00:48:04 okay i'm gender fluid agenda fluid yeah you like this one i told you if you've got a kind of
00:48:12 flexible schedule you can say you're agenda fluid no i don't get it don't get it no is it supposed to
00:48:19 be funny oh it wasn't funny i'm afraid i just get the check actually thanks so what's your plans for the
00:48:26 coming week you busy um well i have a spa treatment hey yeah just one yeah well tomorrow yeah i have
00:48:34 them like once a week um i've got to get my nails redone uh i've got a shopping trip actually with my
00:48:40 mother oh that's so nice stuff oh i've got pilates class as well so nothing strenuous or hazardous
00:48:48 well the pilates can be quite that's true actually yeah could be
00:48:55 play five lies to see who pays you pay because you are a gentleman yeah no 0.98
00:48:58 shit bro you pay for the thing you suggest that she pays and then you'll get the next one 1.00
00:49:03 go to the toilet so she needs to pay oh yeah oh should i oh no no no of course not no stop that 1.00
00:49:13 i'll get this my treat thank you thank you a nice tip for the guys okay skip chat it wasn't bad
00:49:21 it's always good to tip yeah i always do then next time they remember you they do i want my money back 0.98
00:49:28 in my opinion the man should always pay this is the most basic normie i've ever seen you suck 0.97
00:49:35 you're not funny your book your channel your riz this girl on here i want my money back creator this 0.99
00:49:43 game you are a grifter this isn't funny a lot of it is and i regret everything about this if 0.89
00:49:50 it's his invitation just stop making fun of me for the 13 bro and i agree on the other hand as well 0.83
00:49:55 actually if a woman has specifically invited something you know it's nice to why does he
00:50:00 look like the vice hippie's guy i think it's nice either or you know if you if you've invited someone
00:50:04 to an event it's you know i don't i think it's your place definitely because you can't say come
00:50:09 out to this fancy restaurant with right by the way you're paying no but i don't mind dutch either
00:50:15 which is splitting it that's splitting it
00:50:17 i paid 13 dollars ask her if she has slutty friends for different videos of the week take 1.00
00:50:24 her number no fucking shit so we should definitely meet again soon why don't i give you my phone and 0.99
00:50:28 just unlock it and you can just put your number in there and i'll be in touch when do i get a 0.99
00:50:33 on the table great that's the right option uh setting up the second date all good 0.98
00:50:39 yeah okay he really got all those fucking models and actors to stand around so that he could say 0.99
00:50:47 the most average basic shit of all time great is this soapy steve is this what he wanted to do and 0.99
00:50:54 talk to me about to make sure i do it right yeah definitely oh 0.96
00:51:01 great nice one you got the best possible ending on this branch of the first level great congratulations
00:51:14 you've got the best possible outcome 0.97
00:51:22 this is a direct way to start okay do i get a where's the sex party are you sick a little bit 0.93
00:51:29 a little bit got some finance problems it's all right okay how's your business going it's going
00:51:37 really well we're doing product design now furniture design yes very excited got two prototypes and
00:51:44 they seem to be really nice everybody likes them but more importantly how many followers you got on
00:51:50 your honestly designed instagram because that's more important than money and contracts just one thousand
00:51:56 at the moment but i'm getting i'm getting no i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it 0.97
00:52:03 i can't do it fuck this game i'm about a red pill rage bro i'm about it um i'm 0.98
00:52:12 i can't do it wow that was bad bro 1.00
00:52:15 i can't do it wow that's it this is your job