SNEAKO - SNEAKO Plays Super Seducer 2

00:00:00.000 you are a grown man bro it's not a game this is it's supposed to teach you about 0.99

00:00:03.840 risen stop calling me a fag attack you're the one begging me to play this 1.00

00:00:07.840 shit what's this music bro all right here we go jeffrey 0.99

00:00:35.360 why is the chat lagging out everything good chat you can see everything 0.99

00:00:58.080 okay

00:01:00.080 arthur i'm hungry man let's go to the restaurant this is cringe

00:01:06.400 why is the chat not moving bro is this game up on my 0.71

00:01:27.600 arthur we fucked up the grass again dude not looking good okay we're good 0.96

00:01:34.800 don't say leave bro you wanted me to play this 0.57

00:01:37.360 it doesn't even count

00:01:44.160 what the is this can i get to the

00:01:47.440 why is the chat bugging out bro why can't i see you guys bro

00:02:00.400 why is the chat bugging out bro why can't i see you guys bro 0.97

00:02:13.360 chat can you see the chat moving or it's fucking up 0.96

00:02:28.320 all right 0.96

00:02:48.880 oh

00:02:50.960 how to approach her okay here we go let's see if i got rid of chat catch her attention non-verbally

00:03:04.900 don't approach her at all eat a kumquat use the genius conversation starter from that youtube 1.00

00:03:09.920 guy no go and tell her that she caught your eye should we take it seriously or troll i'm gonna

00:03:13.600 take it seriously gaze into her eyes whilst beckoning her with your finger as if it's a 0.99

00:03:17.440 penis no go and tell her that she caught your eye if you join okay i'm gonna go normal 0.99

00:03:22.680 why is this the main character bro he looks like fucking lasan abi i don't like playing as l3 l3 bro 1.00

00:03:31.300 hey how you doing i'm very good how are you good to hear well i'm very very well listen um i was just 0.97

00:03:40.900 sitting there saw you and thought i'd come and say hi hello

00:03:47.420 this is a direct way to start and i think in this situation is pretty cool um whenever you're

00:03:56.920 approaching a woman in front of her friends or in a public place uh she would at least appreciate

00:04:02.820 that you're very confident if you can go up and and do it like that versus you know having

00:04:08.040 voice critical simulator yeah i think if you can show confidence from the get-go that always puts

00:04:12.800 you in a better position this is actually a tutorial this is not even a video game this is legitimately

00:04:16.980 for insults i'm lottie uh lottie like charlotte yeah yes it is lovely to meet you good to meet you

00:04:22.820 too hello are you ready to order 0.99

00:04:25.400 uh okay i'll have a piece of cake the lady will be eating my dick no order a tea cake something for her 1.00

00:04:33.860 say hey babe the usual please no that's pretty good actually you know what everything on the 1.00

00:04:38.900 menu sucks let's go back to my place no tell her to not bother your inner important conversation 0.99

00:04:43.100 order a tea cake shot for confidence something for her i'm gonna go simple i'm gonna go simple 0.97

00:04:52.400 hey hey chat

00:04:55.720 everyone say hey no i'm playing i i want to i want to do well

00:05:00.580 so do you already know what you would like i'm going to be naughty today i'm going to go for the

00:05:06.000 chocolate cheesecake very nice and a lovely cup of tea please

00:05:09.320 chad don't be around this counts as a video game i'm gonna have the cherry cake please

00:05:12.900 and english breakfast tea but no milk

00:05:15.960 okay thank you 0.97

00:05:17.840 what can i skip this fucking earliest time that i can have champagne 0.96

00:05:26.200 oh i don't know that's a question but if a guy came to sit with you you wouldn't ask him to buy 0.94

00:05:32.220 you champagne no but if he offered me a glass of champagne yeah it's not a game it's not a game

00:05:36.380 chat we're good i'm not a gamer that's quite romantic i'm not a gamer or just a straight espresso

00:05:40.460 sorry yo my mood you still watching remember you told me to do those push-ups

00:05:48.800 where you take a mad long looking at that text ignore him switch the phone to silent

00:05:53.980 um okay so am i sipping a you're sipping b you're prioritizing business

00:06:01.700 i'm gonna simp a little sorry about that just someone messaging me let me put that on silent

00:06:13.680 i never do that i never have my phone on when i'm talking to someone no it's understandable

00:06:18.900 i just want to get the whole chat you know what it's such a lovely day and you're dressed

00:06:24.840 amazingly it's all summery but it's got something to it like a real interesting style you have

00:06:30.860 thank you very nice it's really nice of you to say

00:06:33.580 no it's true so what do you do i'd like to know more about richard

00:06:38.280 i like to i work wonders in bed no chat what do i do um i'm making up to give you 500 right now 0.94

00:06:46.860 if you'll come home with me fuck no marketing manager and i make youtube videos but i really 0.99

00:06:50.840 love poetry gay bro no one likes a youtuber distractor do the ring finger no i work for a 1.00

00:06:56.200 pharmaceutical company make youtube videos true is it literally the fucking creator of this 1.00

00:07:01.420 fucking video game make a joke then tell the truth i'm a mumble rapper 1.00

00:07:05.460 this one this one b b right i work wonders in bed chat you have no you just want all you want 1.00

00:07:15.100 to sabotage this game i paid 13 for this i'm not no well as you can probably tell um i'm a mumble

00:07:20.880 rapper ha ha a mumble rapper you know what that is what's a mumble rapper she didn't get it music

00:07:27.980 or you don't really i don't really know rap music i give you a little something

00:07:32.280 i'm still trying to swallow this i feel like i'm fighting an octopus thought it was killers

00:07:36.680 kept out in my bushes but couldn't find out it's photographers flesh like that oh right cool yeah

00:07:42.860 actually i'm uh i've got a pharmaceuticals company and i also make youtube videos that's

00:07:49.480 that's kind of the two things wow do you do your youtube videos as the pharmaceutical company

00:07:56.760 is that completely unrelated i tried to have different things going on and then and what

00:08:01.860 are your youtube videos about well i will tell you 0.85

00:08:06.600 what the fuck obviously i have amazing rap skills so i can i can you know do this but 0.89

00:08:14.200 yeah if you if you want to i mean you're always going to be asked your profession 0.98

00:08:18.040 so you should be able to answer it in an interesting way if you can make a laugh or if

00:08:23.160 you can be passionate about it doesn't really matter uh but you should be ready for this question

00:08:27.320 because you're always going to be asked it so don't let it be boring no you can't be boring

00:08:31.480 you've got to be passionate about it or as you say make a joke out of what you do but 0.99

00:08:35.220 do something interesting who's your favorite mumble rapper what is this fucking black dude doing 0.99

00:08:40.040 right here you know i just can't quite place the name at the moment what is he doing come back to me 0.99

00:08:44.880 who are you looking at and what do you do for work oh well um i don't really need to work

00:08:53.120 but i do a spot of acting ah lovely you know something interesting i've noticed i've met some

00:08:58.160 actors and they're always very interesting people because they're empathetic and that's absolutely i

00:09:05.440 think it's because when they're acting they have to portray all these emotions so they just understand

00:09:10.080 people and emotions they can read body language yeah and that's what i love i just love studying

00:09:14.800 people and their nature and and it's a really good way to connect with people on a really deep

00:09:20.320 level that not necessarily you can do in reality yeah and actors they think they're kind of extroverts

00:09:25.840 that wouldn't connect with people but because of this you can really you can feel it it's amazing

00:09:32.960 excellent it's a very cool job actually yeah it is it's nice to dip in and out obviously

00:09:38.480 hey do you recognize her in the car yes i do i think who is she that famous russian model what's 0.58

00:09:47.600 her name i don't know but she's beautiful isn't she yeah not bad wow this is the new version with

00:09:53.120 tyrone this is very moist critical bro not even gonna lie continue talking to girl cafe approach girl in

00:10:01.120 car so make her feel inadequate by approach we did this before um when we hung up the phone so we

00:10:07.600 already gave her priorities 0.96

00:10:12.720 continue talking sorry chat it's all right but acting is much more interesting right

00:10:19.280 yeah i i so much more varied it is as well i think with modeling you just have to stare yeah

00:10:26.240 acting you have to everybody we have to show some personality and be different characters

00:10:31.120 and stuff i'll listen to you for the next one that emotion yeah 0.96

00:10:37.280 this conversation is boring as fuck so you do your acting does that mean you're more interested 0.96

00:10:40.800 than usual in i don't know like tv shows and stuff do you watch movie thank you thank you i am i i 0.99

00:10:48.880 like uh silicon valley actually is that your favorite favorite at the moment it's basically

00:10:55.840 like really intelligent guys that love technology are you like intelligent guys i do i love to

00:11:02.000 intelligent guys i think you're quite intelligent well i'm not a programmer but i've got my own kind

00:11:07.040 of business intelligence you've got your own little ways yeah smarts imagine being a youtuber i can relate

00:11:11.920 to the the intelligence side because i'm quite intelligent so i need to end up with someone of my

00:11:17.680 standard cool um so yeah i just love the way they invent things i think i'd be quite good at that as

00:11:24.160 well so yeah that's a silicon valley's the way what about you um i like i'm watching handmaiden have

00:11:31.920 you seen that the handmaid's tale oh yeah yeah that one is messed up actually yeah but um it's not a

00:11:38.320 comedy obviously it's like some dystopian parallel future where everything uh goes wrong where women 0.98

00:11:46.320 um when the birth rate just drops near zero and they round up all of the women that can still have 1.00

00:11:52.960 babies yeah and they kind of put them with the oh shit what the fuck oh shit what the i didn't even pee 0.99

00:12:02.480 okay okay okay okay okay okay chill chill chill chill chill chill okay wl you enjoy this game or not 0.99

00:12:24.480 all right skip skip i'm a little bit invested men to mate wow and it's quite messed up but it's really

00:12:33.280 really good and interesting have you seen it no no no i haven't you should check it out yeah sounds

00:12:38.720 quite interesting i'd have to um see if i like it you know it might be a little bit for me but um yeah

00:12:45.440 hello i can always see

00:12:51.600 okay here we go i wasn't even paying attention feed her some cake spike her drink with the drug bill 1.00

00:12:55.120 cosby all right chat i'm gonna listen to you this time don't sabotage me though i want to i really

00:13:00.000 want to win tell her your latest video was a dating advice video for men not bad but bro this 0.95

00:13:04.720 guy's on a fucking date talking about youtube shut up tell her to look under the table for a surprise 1.00

00:13:08.480 spoiler lit or to your dick talk about how it's cool to meet people like her that are not boring 1.00

00:13:13.200 this is what i would say if i was on a date this is how you qualify her make her feel interesting 1.00

00:13:18.320 make you feel like she has a connection like she's rare everyone's saying hey spike her drink 0.99

00:13:23.200 fuck you chat feed her some coke it says feed her some cake dummy feed her some cake is crazy i'm 1.00

00:13:30.800 going i'm going lover boy method i tell you something you know what's really cool is that 1.00

00:13:37.680 i'm definitely this kind of person but i think you are too who's just not boring

00:13:43.040 adventurous spontaneous but also just relating to people so like i'm a stranger i've come to

00:13:48.480 talk to you that's simple ways having tea and cake and who knows what might happen right i know

00:13:53.680 that's what's so magical about life i find that like you can you're walking down the street from

00:13:59.520 a stranger but then in two weeks time you bump into them again and you kind of recognize them and then

00:14:05.360 there's this whole whirlwind of a romance or something like that yeah i think it's magical it's like the

00:14:09.920 butterfly effect as well because like if you stay an extra five minutes here with me and then

00:14:14.720 something cool happens to you because of that exactly and then something could happen while we're here

00:14:20.000 now something could happen which could change your life again in a different direction probably is

00:14:24.960 in a better direction obviously obviously the nice thing here is the right option obviously this

00:14:31.360 part is so cringe man um you're kind of painting her as not boring and then all her subsequent behavior

00:14:39.280 should fit that label if she agrees with it she says yeah i'm not boring then everything following

00:14:44.480 that shouldn't be boring and it's a compliment and it's definitely a compliment

00:14:51.760 so am i doing well i'm killing it right now bro oh

00:14:59.360 would have loved to spike her drink i want to see what the reaction is but

00:15:03.360 do you have any special diet restrictions this game is easy though well like sometimes it's gluten

00:15:12.480 intolerant but sometimes only yeah partial gluten intolerance yeah it's like sometimes if i eat too

00:15:18.160 much gluten then my stomach like becomes a balloon okay so i have to monitor what i eat all right um

00:15:26.640 but yeah i've been on the paleo diet before oh that's healthy because in paleo times everyone

00:15:32.080 lived a long time so it's good to make sense to do that and like when you look back it's

00:15:36.560 literally just vegetables and meat the whole time mostly meat so i'm just constantly eating meat

00:15:44.560 which is delicious so yeah so you just pay more attention to support risk course bro this 0.99

00:15:51.760 shit is fucking simple play cards with her no use a question from the marcel prouse questionnaire no 0.99

00:15:57.200 use brad p's 10 minute seduction questions what the bro how invested are these people into game 1.00

00:16:04.560 moist critical is bugging bro this bitch is boring talking about paleo i hate dates i hate these 1.00

00:16:10.400 conversations sleep stream skip game bro no no i okay chat type of one of skip type of two to continue i 0.99

00:16:18.480 i want i want to see what you say play cards with her what the fuck is marcel prouse questionnaire 0.86

00:16:24.720 what is this what is the why are these the only options b use brad p is it brad pitt's 0.99

00:16:33.280 why didn't you just write brad pitt is brad p the wreck the the soy boy way to say

00:16:43.120 okay i'm going i'm going b listen i'm feeling something and i thought it was hunger because

00:16:48.640 yeah and so i ordered should we get something i ordered the cake i thought it was hunger but

00:16:53.760 actually the feeling is horniness so i wonder can you help me do you know if there's a good uh 0.98

00:16:59.760 masturbation location around here just somewhere good to go a masturbation location yeah just somewhere 0.97

00:17:06.640 good you know this uh nice and private but clean and what the maybe with a window where i can see some 0.99

00:17:14.320 girls passing something like that you know about that no well think of one and then you can come 1.00

00:17:19.840 watch me it's going to knock one out come and watch you yeah watch me be a turn on

00:17:30.480 okay can you go you're going to make me sick no to be sick darling come on it's normal natural

00:17:37.040 masculine uh behavior bro you're thinking about it i didn't know that was bread in my mouth oh that 0.97

00:17:46.240 is gross man now i'm going to lose my heart talking about sick i'm going to go anyway i think down there 0.95

00:17:50.960 i can wank off in the bush so this is a funny one charlotte isn't it it's great so let me try it 0.99

00:18:02.720 with you so i'm feeling horny obviously from this shoe stuff from these guys so um do you know we 0.99

00:18:09.600 did masturbation location around here what were those options though bro how was i supposed to know 1.00

00:18:15.120 chat that shit makes no fucking sense how was i supposed to know that the option was him jerking 0.99

00:18:20.880 off in a bush are you kidding me he's literally me for real bro it said the question it was that's not 1.00

00:18:28.000 l riz w sexual harassment that doesn't even bro what is this game i i honestly don't 0.88

00:18:37.200 i'm not jacking us an l bro you want me to answer that um genuinely it's gross yeah and it is actually

00:18:44.480 a real technique that someone teaches well i don't know why they teach it it clearly doesn't work

00:18:49.600 yeah i agree that's why it's red don't do it how would i have known that bro i should have spiked a

00:18:57.280 drink that louis ck riz is crazy bro i guess so i got everything right so far play cards with her

00:19:04.720 so you are just supposed to enter this game knowing what the this is

00:19:09.920 so obviously the real answer is playing cards with her this dude has magician riz the 1.00

00:19:14.880 type of white soy boy is this bro w bush wanking these should not this is a stupid 0.99

00:19:22.640 hey random question but do you ever play cards yeah i love cards it's fabulous 0.99

00:19:32.000 okay but if you're on a date with a spanish girl or a black girl you want to play cards 1.00

00:19:40.240 hey yo this nigga want to play cards with me man that's gay as fuck nigga that's what a black girl would 1.00

00:19:46.000 say to you why this is way too specific also she's not even attractive she's not what is she 40 1.00

00:19:56.960 a woman loves cards and they also assume that i would know what the other two options l game no jack 0.80

00:20:03.520 you know that was not enough i'm actually very good at it look check this out why don't we play a quick

00:20:08.400 hands now i've got some cards but they're sexy ones what do you mean like naked ladies all over them or 1.00

00:20:15.280 something naked ladies close but no cigar check it out one for you one for me one for you one for me 1.00

00:20:23.520 another one for you one for me i can't this one's a good one big one for you oh kind of little one for

00:20:30.080 me last one i can't i can't do i really can't do this this is throwing up again 0.99

00:20:38.400 so this is this is the old uh the guys uh dicks on it so obviously that's 0.98

00:20:51.280 a little bit okay everybody's saying i suck what the was the third option 0.93

00:20:57.120 but controversial right yes i've never seen a deck of those cards before oh you gotta see them

00:21:02.400 i've never seen them and we'll get you a deck for the present i'm i'm all right but thank you so much

00:21:07.440 no you'll love it trust me you can play it with family not i'm not sure my granny will

00:21:13.120 approve special occasions christmas and stuff just again bust them out i'm not sure that's the best

00:21:18.800 present we should sell it in this why why do they have a black guy in the like they have a token black 0.64

00:21:24.240 dude with a belt and the back what is this online shop along with t-shirts

00:21:28.640 a nail phone what the is he doing bro

00:21:39.760 okay so the real answer was use a question from the marcel proust questionnaire chat

00:21:45.440 everybody who says sniko got no riz what the is the marcel proust questionnaire what is this game

00:21:57.120 who is marcel proust

00:21:58.720 i was reading this article and have you heard of marcel proust the author no no i haven't he wrote a

00:22:07.600 book uh swan's way or some of his uh classic and he was talking about his life and he came up with

00:22:15.200 this questionnaire where he asked a bunch of questions and it's actually really interesting so

00:22:18.800 for example the one of the questions was what's your idea of perfect happiness

00:22:24.480 so i was thinking about it and yeah how would you answer that wow what a question on the spot

00:22:30.240 it should be easy right it's happiness um my idea of happiness would be

00:22:37.120 on my boat in the middle of the ocean surrounding myself with chanel handbags not massive waves crashing

00:22:45.040 down no no no no just like a peaceful peaceful like ocean the maldives would be fabulous everybody

00:22:51.760 in the chat is saying oh my god she's so boring this is how like pretty much all dates go if you

00:22:56.800 weren't like for the inside this is it this is what they talk about they're not it's not interesting

00:23:02.640 ever you need to carry the whole conversation i do love i actually have a house in the moldy

00:23:07.040 oh lovely um and i'm just out there and i have my chanel handbags around

00:23:12.960 and because you need them on the boat yeah but there's just one thing lacking like i i would

00:23:18.160 like a man yeah should he be like tanned and sitting in his yeah bathing suit yeah with his

00:23:24.800 speedos on with not with a handbag well i don't mind oh yeah he can have a handbag and then give it

00:23:30.560 to me ah present yeah yeah all right uh this was a tricky one because this game

00:23:39.280 this game that was the most retarded selection we didn't let you know what the question would be 0.80

00:23:45.200 but obviously um this one's pretty good and can lead so it was a trick question like l 0.99

00:23:50.560 fucking minority in the back here just be this fucking black dude staring off you see how all 0.99

00:23:55.360 the white people are engaged like in front and then the black dude's just like oh just like yeah 1.00

00:23:59.280 hang around the curtain go sit behind a curtain you're not that important bro this to a good

00:24:04.240 conversation and in general i would say that 13 going on dates you should ensure that you have

00:24:11.040 a couple of interesting things to talk about and even having a few interesting questions like

00:24:15.760 this in your back pocket and so i was supposed to okay so i didn't okay bro is a good thing to have

00:24:21.360 so that you're not at risk of running out of things to say no it's a great way to open up a

00:24:26.560 conversation where you can maybe veer off onto something else that you both have interests in

00:24:32.960 so richard bro everyone's saying mad because they'll read you saw what he said like this was a trick 0.99

00:24:37.280 question because you would have to know what the shit is at first okay whatever whatever 0.99

00:24:41.280 what's your philosophy but i give up chat i'm spiking a drink i'm doing the fucking i'm doing 1.00

00:24:45.600 w harassment louis ck where's nice on life 0.96

00:24:51.680 i guess it's pretty simple but it's taken me a long time to get there but for me it's all about

00:24:57.440 finding the things i really enjoy in life and doing more of them and finding the things that i don't

00:25:03.360 like i used to be bothered all the time with phone calls um doing annoying stuff filling in forms and

00:25:09.360 all of that bureaucracy stuff i don't like so uh just to arrange my life so that i'm happy with the

00:25:16.320 way it is every day and just the you know the simple things make me happy so it's more harmonized 0.96

00:25:22.400 and balanced as well yeah and an absence of bad things is is more important than this boring ass 0.65

00:25:27.840 conversation is spiking my red pill rage right now having loads of good stuff you know if you just

00:25:32.800 get rid of all the things you don't like then you're left with happiness yeah just uh it's

00:25:40.240 magical the simple kind of happiness that is like contentment every day so that you don't have

00:25:45.680 uh depression or stress that your mood is kind of i get that yeah i get that that's magical it's just

00:25:53.520 how did this picture just die i hope an option is sexually harass the grandma on the floor because 1.00

00:26:01.280 i'm picking that help the granny up take out your phone and start filming it ignore to carry on i 1.00

00:26:07.200 hope i won't ever be that old i want to die young with you laugh help the granny okay so we know the 0.97

00:26:13.520 fucking answer is help the granny up simple bro ignore it and carry on chat i'm listening to you 0.98

00:26:22.720 i'm listening to you i'm mad at this game now i'm mad at this game now take your phone out and start 0.99

00:26:28.160 filming laugh um stego about to get red pull spartan rage e-e-d no one's saying no one's saying b

00:26:38.400 which is the real answer laugh laugh or w ignore

00:26:43.680 i'm seeing a lot of d's all right i'm filming it i'm filming it

00:26:51.280 world star come on hey what are you doing you need to film it horizontally 0.99

00:26:58.560 i'm right up in there like that yes you little toe rag oi oh got your ass though on the way out there 1.00

00:27:06.560 is she okay come on let's go are you okay let's get her inside she needs some water some water oh poor 1.00

00:27:16.640 granny yeah why does this look like a fucking plantation 0.99

00:27:21.040 when the granny falls over 1.00

00:27:37.040 that's even worse what the what the what the are you gonna take advice from that dude he's feeding 1.00

00:27:44.800 black bat dude grapes from the mouth what the fuck yo 1.00

00:27:50.160 okay so i'll just do the fucking thing help the granny up 1.00

00:27:57.280 is she all right there is she okay hi you okay yeah get her up 0.97

00:28:09.040 yeah come on take her granny 1.00

00:28:11.040 it's not gay to feed your homies that's gay bro that was something yeah it's quite hot yeah 0.98

00:28:21.120 hopefully she's okay yeah i guess it's not a heart attack or something is it no it's not a heart 0.95

00:28:26.160 a funny turn my granny used to call it it's just a little funny turn exactly no i don't think it's

00:28:32.800 anything well i hope not yeah she'll be okay i need some water or something yeah yeah

00:28:38.480 uh yes well done for helping the granny and not leaving her there on the floor you're so kind 0.88

00:28:46.560 good yeah good one yeah this shit is so funny you need to send me your youtube link so yeah i can 0.98

00:28:53.600 do that dmca you you what you heard about that no that's fucked up actually i had a couple this month 0.98

00:29:00.560 mm-hmm some wanker used a bit of his music copyright strike and i think it's three and then they shut 0.97

00:29:10.080 you down so yeah wow 1.00

00:29:13.520 you okay tell her that her your body is pretty fucked but your dick works perfectly 1.00

00:29:30.080 it happened when i was picking up a baby that was walking out onto the road lie say it's nothing 1.00

00:29:34.960 serious just a swinge say that you are wearing a medical corset and the doctor said you could finally

00:29:39.200 take it off tonight granny misinformation um hey okay everyone wants to sabotage 0.72

00:29:54.080 ob's lying about his youtube channel this is just a horrible conversation um 0.94

00:30:03.120 all right autistic schizos because this game sucks got a few problems to be honest like um 0.88

00:30:08.880 in my spine i've got the l5s1 i've got hernia there which actually this is a pretty funny thing 1.00

00:30:15.040 to say on a date my body's pretty fucked my dick works perfectly she would laugh about that but her 1.00

00:30:20.560 whole character and the whole point of this to be like nope can't talk about your wee wee so she's 1.00

00:30:24.960 gonna get mad about it but in real life this is actually pretty funny hernias in the neck and even 0.99

00:30:29.680 that middle bit jurassic or thoracic whatever that part of the spine is and then uh shoulders pretty

00:30:35.920 messed up i can't even open a jaw sometimes because just the pain from the shoulder ligaments 0.99

00:30:41.680 but knees are not good so i can't really walk or run very much but wow um ah but my dick is perfect 0.99

00:30:49.520 like don't worry like that's just oh no see now she's gonna get up and slap him but bro this would 1.00

00:30:55.040 make any girl with a sense of humor laugh erection boom ding you know like a rock and uh uh loads of spunk 1.00

00:31:02.800 there's no personality gagging throwing up fucking plantation type bitch get the out of here 1.00

00:31:08.320 very strong spunk however oh no mentioning your penis makes me throw up it's tuesday innit 1.00

00:31:15.280 they measure it you know the spunk ratio or something is very good uh with good mobility 0.99

00:31:20.480 execution wasn't even terrible that was pretty funny you know the little guy is wiggling around

00:31:24.320 well so this has never happened on a date ever a woman has never thrown a bow maybe in the 0.99

00:31:29.520 fucking 17 30s a woman doesn't dick they could get to your eggs and fertilize them whatever they 1.00

00:31:39.440 need to oh man that is what did i say bro this this this that plantation riz gross that's disgusting 1.00

00:31:46.720 i ain't fertilizing your eggs even though my dick works really well 1.00

00:31:50.240 like how fucking childish do you have to be to not be able to understand like 0.99

00:32:04.160 crude again yeah it's one of those kind of bad but good 0.98

00:32:07.440 it's not biggie it's just a bit of a twins you know in the back i think it happened i did some gym

00:32:37.440 and then i went out feeding the squirrels and i'm like bending forward and stuff and yeah

00:32:42.160 no something that can happen yeah it'll be all right this game is not even satire just

00:32:46.080 get some stem cells and then it's all set it's amazing all right yeah

00:32:52.640 no one likes simona no no guys with physical ailments you know ones that whine about it you

00:32:58.720 don't want to be hanging around with someone who's whining all the time average dream says

00:33:01.840 this game has to be satire ain't no way bro i this is a hundred percent i think this is serious i think 0.99

00:33:07.040 it's supposed to be like coach people like oh girls throw up when you say the word dick 1.00

00:33:14.640 another bad thing for my back was um and also why are they on a date 0.85

00:33:19.920 at an actual plantation like who who goes to date here a lot of this this game was just designed to

00:33:27.520 make the creator feel good and to plug his shitty youtube channel i can make a better game we should 0.55

00:33:33.440 make an artistic version of this game i was sitting for a long time because i had chinese lessons i was

00:33:37.360 i'm learning chinese really yeah because it's a hard uh language i think it's the dark souls of 1.00

00:33:42.880 languages so i thought it's ridiculously hard could you say something uh

00:33:48.800 what are you saying uh a bunch of different stuff i said have you eaten i said uh something about how

00:34:05.760 jaren said this is just incel fantasy day

00:34:07.600 women don't act this way ever no especially not when they're hitting the wall like this there's no 1.00

00:34:12.640 women aren't like this bro look and i said like i speak chinese 1.00

00:34:18.960 a few basic phrases

00:34:23.280 okay hypnotize her with your teacup w if you could wake up anywhere in the world where would it be

00:34:28.000 commit a criminal act to bond with her w riz in real white in real life find a superficial um commonality

00:34:34.800 commit a criminal act together to bond with her this would actually work because girls love like 1.00

00:34:41.680 i'm we're the toxic couple this would be good for modern day women i know what the answer is this 1.00

00:34:48.400 because of like the way the conversation is going shooter yeah where's the kill this woman option 1.00

00:34:53.600 where's the murder everybody on the plantation and kill the guy that i'm feeding grapes to option 0.98

00:34:58.080 commit a criminal act okay yeah let's see let me see your bag for a second give me it here

00:35:06.640 sure it's beautiful isn't it so lovely let me get a little feel so it's kind of like a basket

00:35:12.960 thing yeah oh look check this out what put one of these in there what else what are you doing banana

00:35:22.080 why are you taking why are you putting a banana in my back we're getting on really well and i just

00:35:28.880 thought if we commit a criminal act a small one then stealing a banana you're paying for it dummy

00:35:36.000 that's not even committing a crime you're taking the food you paid for bro this is what white people 0.71

00:35:42.560 think committing a crime is putting a banana this is a stereotypical country club woman bro banana in the 1.00

00:35:49.120 purse i thought you were gonna go rob the waitress i thought we were gonna go stick up the place 0.52

00:35:55.840 what the what in the caucasian was this option we'll be bonding and it'll bring us closer together

00:36:01.600 now we're partners in crime so but you take it out not me obviously oh no i'm gonna go throw up again 1.00

00:36:08.080 fucking vanilla ass cunt i'll take that thank you yeah i do not want to meet my partner in prison your 1.00

00:36:16.400 partner yeah because you go to prison for taking a banana from a restaurant i'm your partner in 1.00

00:36:21.280 crime what do you mean i wouldn't want to meet you at all or anyone in prison you don't we're not

00:36:29.120 gonna go prison babe it's just a banana you don't like crime absolutely not guys she's stealing something 1.00

00:36:43.600 she stole a banana no i i haven't stolen anything nope

00:36:54.720 oh no educate me go tell me about why stealing a banana is bad this game look at it look at this

00:37:00.640 bumble clot situation when you and the homies sitting on top of each other on a couch sipping 1.00

00:37:06.320 tea and eating cakes what invite what is this replicated it's but criminal behavior is bad so

00:37:13.120 not a good combination oh yeah it put the woman away while me and the homies pile on top of each 1.00

00:37:19.280 other and drink little titty a little tea tea cups tippy tippy tea cups

00:37:28.320 i've got a question for you okay uh if you could wake up anywhere in the world tomorrow where would it be

00:37:52.640 me whole world i'd say rome i've never been there actually considering i travel the world

00:38:03.600 all the time um and i'd take my chihuahua with me chihuahua i've got a little chihuahua he's called

00:38:10.080 chucky all right so you want to show chucky the sights and stuff i do or what would he like most do you

00:38:15.280 think coliseum yeah coliseum more than like a sausage shop or something yeah well i'd take him

00:38:21.600 to the ice cream shop apparently there's a delicious ice cream shop there so i'd take him there yeah have

00:38:26.720 a bit have a bit yeah just share a little ice cream together he'll be in my handbag of course that's

00:38:31.840 sweet well you'd have to send me the pictures i'd like to see chucky and ron the album

00:38:38.880 this is a solid question uh it's one of the kind of example questions that make for good

00:38:43.680 conversation from my first book and there are a bunch like that this dude's plugging again like

00:38:48.640 it's uh travel zero out of ten game and it's quite precise it gets someone to fantasize a little bit

00:38:55.920 about a pleasant subject so i think it's a solid choice and you should also have your answer ready

00:39:01.360 in case she asks you back oh yeah uh okay go massage the dude next take your advice 0.99

00:39:17.280 okay now the option is going to be like oh go up to the bad bitch or sit down and keep talking to 1.00

00:39:21.440 this annoying cunt but bro okay so we know the answer sit down talk to the annoying cunt about nothing 1.00

00:39:27.680 but i really just go on to talk to this batter bitch she's way better than the girl i'm on a date 1.00

00:39:31.040 with check it out get out 0.99

00:39:41.600 proudly proclaim that you slept with her give her a little so the answer is give her a little 1.00

00:39:45.680 wave and move on that's the gentleman answer hide from her what do you think where's the bad 1.00

00:39:53.680 bitch um it's not even letting you rizzer 1.00

00:40:04.720 yeah we're all saying b 1.00

00:40:07.040 lotty check out this girl there have you seen that have a look 1.00

00:40:10.480 what do you think she's beautiful yeah i banged her that one right yeah 1.00

00:40:15.440 she's well good in bed as well amazing chick why don't you go and yeah i think i should actually 0.99

00:40:21.440 w i might come back let's go i actually was being sarcastic this god what a wanker 0.99

00:40:35.120 arrogance is not going to get you anywhere that's just not true 0.94

00:40:41.600 this is okay give her a little wave bro okay hey anastasia hey

00:40:46.560 how are you doing you look so nice great dress

00:40:54.560 can i go with her she's on every metric better 0.99

00:41:01.600 how's anna

00:41:04.640 um

00:41:08.000 how are you still dating that guy

00:41:09.440 bye bye okay that wouldn't happen that scenario's never happening nice to see you 1.00

00:41:19.280 what what's she say actually that might happen to be honest she said that you got a small dick 1.00

00:41:26.960 and um you can't sing 1.00

00:41:28.960 not bad move um not gonna end well not gonna end well there

00:41:40.160 i've seen better acting in brazilian porn for this get a refund for this game bro

00:41:44.480 so wait that was the right answer that was the right answer like i thought 0.99

00:41:48.640 tell her that you have a really small dick and joke about it tell her that you'll sing and if 1.00

00:41:55.840 your singing is good then it must mean your dick is huge say that's your jealous ex and she always 1.00

00:42:01.520 does that tell her in fact you don't have a small dick okay this is not the right what's the what's 1.00

00:42:07.360 the autistic answer right here or if you can't see the d says say it's your jealous ex and she always 0.99

00:42:13.360 does that l stream hey tell her you have a really small dick and joke about it this would actually 0.89

00:42:20.400 kind of work because it's like i'm confident and like see riz tell your singing if your singing is 1.00

00:42:28.560 good that must mean your dick is huge it's got it's d the answer 1.00

00:42:37.360 yeah the answer is d 1.00

00:42:38.320 i'll go with the real answer i'm curious to see the incel answer

00:42:46.880 whip it out i wish you i wish there was an option plop it on the table

00:42:51.120 no what did she say small yeah she said that you've got a small 1.00

00:42:55.360 dick and that you can't say no no no no it's it's fine it's a normal decent size she just i think 1.00

00:43:00.960 she was dating this guy like a basketballer and maybe she had sex with a horse or something 1.00

00:43:05.200 how big is it compared to this did you just peep that what the fuck in the caucasian did you just 1.00

00:43:12.560 peep what he said maybe he was dating a basketballer that was nigger with the suppressor on it 1.00

00:43:20.240 and that's why they got the white guy this is why they're on a plantation the black guys in the back 1.00

00:43:23.920 with the with the bat he a basketballer what the fuck you mean by that what in the moist critical 1.00

00:43:30.960 type of shit is that bro a basketballer oh yeah oh he was a rapper the fuck it's quite a big banana 1.00

00:43:39.840 to be honest it's it's reminiscent of that this big yeah it's about that big yeah yeah okay now the 1.00

00:43:48.400 woman who threw up when she heard the word dick is measuring penis on a banana in the middle of a 1.00

00:43:54.960 restaurant that she was a bro she won't steal a banana but she'll this makes no sense something 1.00

00:44:00.880 like that yeah because it was cold that day and all that it's not no it's not this it's not super

00:44:07.600 small i like your honesty yeah it's all right this one might be okay honest i mean how is that okay

00:44:17.920 being honest you said it's just being a little crude on a first date i'm just not interested

00:44:22.480 no dicks talking generally thank you very much okay so are you single wait that worked yeah i'm

00:44:33.200 actually currently single and you yeah that's good um oh yeah i hope she'd be single like sitting in 1.00

00:44:42.400 the plantation on a date do you fancy meeting again do you fancy meeting again you are an agenda fluid

00:44:49.680 you can meet anytime all right the bottom says suggest feeding squirrels or maybe just meet for a

00:44:57.280 drink say your porn home premium subscription is about to roll over you'll need to buy another year 0.99

00:45:02.080 if we don't get on that's that is funny but she's gonna fucking throw up again at that because she 1.00

00:45:06.640 this girl's a cunt tell her that she better meet you again or you will kill yourself w riz 1.00

00:45:11.280 you are a gen so the answer is a the answer is a because you'd be like oh look i have a blah blah blah 1.00

00:45:28.880 everyone's saying b though okay bro fine and so answer let's definitely meet again real soon

00:45:35.200 in fact would be perfect if we could do it like in three days because in four days my 0.64

00:45:41.040 porn hub subscriptions up and yeah i'd have to buy another year and it's damn what see that is actually

00:45:48.560 funny the fact that she took this serious is just so matrix of a conversation like i renewed it and then

00:45:54.400 i started getting laid and i didn't really use it it'd be a waste of money yeah yeah it would yeah but i'm

00:45:59.920 out of here because you watch porn actually that's a good line i might even say that 0.99

00:46:03.840 shit next time a girl genuine no genuinely no bullshit next time a girl's like can i see you again 0.99

00:46:08.320 am i actually you know in a week my porn hub shit runs out like if you want to go meet again that'd be 0.99

00:46:12.560 perfect because on the on the first expires she gave me that's funny oh maybe in like three days 0.96

00:46:20.960 i might have something better actually for you doubt it

00:46:24.160 i'll see what you got what's this little love letter you could call it that what is it wow girls

00:46:35.040 that's my subscription is that your login yeah oh thank you i don't know what to say that's 0.59

00:46:41.280 amazing it's okay i'm gonna go now i have a wank right now yeah thank you 0.99

00:46:45.440 um he says if she doesn't have sex he's gonna need to renew his uh porn subscription 0.99

00:46:58.560 oh i mean this is just disgusting i don't want to hear this 1.00

00:47:06.880 wow thank you lady okay the answer is a suicide riz though i'm going to suicide riz 0.99

00:47:12.240 we're 100 percent going to meet again because if we don't i'm going to kill myself so w you have to 0.93

00:47:20.480 meet me could i come and watch what though i love people who kill themselves could i bring a friend 0.99

00:47:33.840 i'm not like man psycho i love death 0.89

00:47:48.720 what were you thinking man obviously that's wrong

00:47:54.880 okay yeah of course i can meet anytime really i'm pretty agenda fluids when it comes to it

00:48:04.800 okay i'm gender fluid agenda fluid yeah you like this one i told you if you've got a kind of

00:48:12.720 flexible schedule you can say you're agenda fluid no i don't get it don't get it no is it supposed to

00:48:19.280 be funny oh it wasn't funny i'm afraid i just get the check actually thanks so what's your plans for the

00:48:26.960 coming week you busy um well i have a spa treatment hey yeah just one yeah well tomorrow yeah i have

00:48:34.720 them like once a week um i've got to get my nails redone uh i've got a shopping trip actually with my

00:48:40.800 mother oh that's so nice stuff oh i've got pilates class as well so nothing strenuous or hazardous

00:48:48.000 well the pilates can be quite that's true actually yeah could be

00:48:55.360 play five lies to see who pays you pay because you are a gentleman yeah no 0.98

00:48:58.960 shit bro you pay for the thing you suggest that she pays and then you'll get the next one 1.00

00:49:03.680 go to the toilet so she needs to pay oh yeah oh should i oh no no no of course not no stop that 1.00

00:49:13.280 i'll get this my treat thank you thank you a nice tip for the guys okay skip chat it wasn't bad

00:49:21.840 it's always good to tip yeah i always do then next time they remember you they do i want my money back 0.98

00:49:28.320 in my opinion the man should always pay this is the most basic normie i've ever seen you suck 0.97

00:49:35.760 you're not funny your book your channel your riz this girl on here i want my money back creator this 0.99

00:49:43.680 game you are a grifter this isn't funny a lot of it is and i regret everything about this if 0.89

00:49:50.480 it's his invitation just stop making fun of me for the 13 bro and i agree on the other hand as well 0.83

00:49:55.440 actually if a woman has specifically invited something you know it's nice to why does he

00:50:00.640 look like the vice hippie's guy i think it's nice either or you know if you if you've invited someone

00:50:04.960 to an event it's you know i don't i think it's your place definitely because you can't say come

00:50:09.680 out to this fancy restaurant with right by the way you're paying no but i don't mind dutch either

00:50:15.920 which is splitting it that's splitting it

00:50:17.760 i paid 13 dollars ask her if she has slutty friends for different videos of the week take 1.00

00:50:24.640 her number no fucking shit so we should definitely meet again soon why don't i give you my phone and 0.99

00:50:28.960 just unlock it and you can just put your number in there and i'll be in touch when do i get a 0.99

00:50:33.440 on the table great that's the right option uh setting up the second date all good 0.98

00:50:39.920 yeah okay he really got all those fucking models and actors to stand around so that he could say 0.99

00:50:47.600 the most average basic shit of all time great is this soapy steve is this what he wanted to do and 0.99

00:50:54.000 talk to me about to make sure i do it right yeah definitely oh 0.96

00:51:01.520 great nice one you got the best possible ending on this branch of the first level great congratulations

00:51:14.320 you've got the best possible outcome 0.97

00:51:22.160 this is a direct way to start okay do i get a where's the sex party are you sick a little bit 0.93

00:51:29.280 a little bit got some finance problems it's all right okay how's your business going it's going

00:51:37.520 really well we're doing product design now furniture design yes very excited got two prototypes and

00:51:44.960 they seem to be really nice everybody likes them but more importantly how many followers you got on

00:51:50.480 your honestly designed instagram because that's more important than money and contracts just one thousand

00:51:56.640 at the moment but i'm getting i'm getting no i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it i can't do it 0.97

00:52:03.120 i can't do it fuck this game i'm about a red pill rage bro i'm about it um i'm 0.98

00:52:12.720 i can't do it wow that was bad bro 1.00

00:52:15.120 i can't do it wow that's it this is your job

SNEAKO - January 22, 2023

SNEAKO Plays Super Seducer 2

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