SNEAKO - November 09, 2023


SNEAKO Plays Would You Rather With Brett Cooper


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23 minutes

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4,632

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138

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22

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Toxicity

80

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Would you rather be naked a mile from your house, in your underwear at work, and find $200 floating in a public toilet, or $5 in your back pocket? This week on Off The Clock, Scheller and the rest of the team answer these questions and much more.

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00:00:00.000 I do want to watch Brad Cooper playing Would You Rather.
00:00:03.800 Would you rather have a raging blue-haired lib daughter 1.00
00:00:07.480 or a soy boy beta cuck husband? 0.98
00:00:10.940 Oh.
00:00:11.760 It's tough.
00:00:16.820 Welcome back to another episode of Off the Clock.
00:00:19.260 Guys, we just finished filming.
00:00:20.960 Hey, Brett, I miss you.
00:00:21.840 Comment section.
00:00:22.800 And now I've been told that apparently my entire team
00:00:25.880 has sent in would you rather questions.
00:00:28.300 So Scheller is going to read them to me.
00:00:30.000 And I guess I'm going to be exposed.
00:00:31.420 I hope these are good.
00:00:32.360 Every time I've done would you rather,
00:00:34.420 they're pretty simple and I wouldn't be bothered either way.
00:00:36.920 So I'm ready for you guys to have brought the heat.
00:00:38.840 I would say a good 86% of them are pretty good.
00:00:43.240 That 14%, I want to know who sent those in.
00:00:46.600 I'll fire them.
00:00:47.300 You're fired. 0.99
00:00:47.820 First one.
00:00:49.540 Wrong.
00:00:49.940 Would you rather wake up naked one mile from your house
00:00:54.160 or in your underwear at work?
00:00:57.140 In your underwear at work.
00:00:57.960 Come on, Brett.
00:00:59.320 A naked mile from my house.
00:01:01.060 What?
00:01:01.720 Well, why?
00:01:04.180 Where does she live? 0.97
00:01:06.980 What's one mile from her house?
00:01:08.260 Because I'm not around people I work with.
00:01:10.180 But I feel like it's difficult, too,
00:01:11.540 because anywhere I am,
00:01:13.140 there's the possibility that somebody knows who I am.
00:01:15.440 But also, if I just woke up, like,
00:01:17.560 naked a mile from my house,
00:01:19.080 around, like, a 12-minute mile,
00:01:20.260 I could sprint.
00:01:20.880 She probably lives on a farm, right?
00:01:22.480 One of those, like, country girls. 0.99
00:01:23.760 Yeah, she's thinking about the cows nearby.
00:01:26.040 That back home, 0.93
00:01:26.920 and I would just look like another crackhead
00:01:28.480 on, like, the side of the road in Nashville.
00:01:30.300 So I think that's a better bet,
00:01:32.280 and then I would not have to scar anybody I work with.
00:01:34.820 Would you rather never be able to scratch an itch? 0.98
00:01:38.180 Stop asking these whack-ass questions. 0.93
00:01:39.960 I want to hear about Brett's preferences. 0.99
00:01:42.820 Or never be able to pop a pimple?
00:01:46.280 Oh, God.
00:01:47.380 I guess I would rather...
00:01:49.380 I'd want to be able to scratch the itch.
00:01:52.080 My cousin, actually, is a doctor.
00:01:53.520 I want to scratch her itch. 0.62
00:01:54.320 She's about to finish up her residency.
00:01:55.720 And when she was in med school,
00:01:56.900 I was in town visiting her,
00:01:58.520 and that side of my family
00:01:59.320 when she was doing her dermatology unit.
00:02:00.800 And we put Dr. Pimple Popper
00:02:02.860 up on their, like, huge flat screen HD TV,
00:02:06.560 and we both sat there like,
00:02:07.820 oh, my God, this is so cool.
00:02:08.960 The rest of the family was absolutely disgusted.
00:02:10.500 Even though that is the case,
00:02:11.960 it's better if I'm not popping my own pimples, so.
00:02:14.780 I'll pop our pimples.
00:02:15.780 I'd rather be able to scratch.
00:02:16.820 I would eat the juice, too.
00:02:18.140 I'd rather find $200 floating in a public toilet
00:02:21.920 or $5.
00:02:24.160 $5 in your back pocket.
00:02:25.320 Come on, you're not a brokeie.
00:02:26.280 Come on, Brett.
00:02:26.760 Come on, Brett.
00:02:27.260 $5 in my pocket.
00:02:28.400 There you go.
00:02:28.980 Originally, the number was going to be $500.
00:02:30.820 She's nice and clean.
00:02:31.640 In the toilet.
00:02:32.460 Still would be $5 in my pocket.
00:02:33.980 If it was, like, entirely filled with $100 bills,
00:02:36.800 like you could not even see the water,
00:02:38.300 then I'd be like...
00:02:39.940 Then I would say...
00:02:41.220 I would phone a friend.
00:02:41.980 I would phone Madison
00:02:42.780 because she'd be up for these hijinks.
00:02:44.220 And I would say,
00:02:44.680 Madison, pick up a strainer.
00:02:45.960 And we just scoop.
00:02:48.980 And then we spray it with a hand sanitizer,
00:02:51.340 let it dry.
00:02:52.000 But I would need to have a partner in crime
00:02:53.620 who would be down for that.
00:02:55.280 Me.
00:02:55.700 And it would need to be like,
00:02:57.000 wow, this is an overwhelming amount of $100 bills.
00:02:59.860 So, yeah, I think that's the only way
00:03:01.140 that it would be worth it to me
00:03:02.480 because then it would be, you know,
00:03:04.060 a substantial amount
00:03:05.100 because we have to be real.
00:03:06.000 Like, it is Biden's economy.
00:03:07.580 Inflation is skyrocketing.
00:03:08.680 Yeah, hey, Biden.
00:03:09.980 That could be, you know,
00:03:10.940 some good cushion money,
00:03:12.160 some good money for your savings,
00:03:13.620 a hedge against inflation,
00:03:14.660 even though we all know
00:03:15.320 the best hedge against inflation
00:03:16.460 is investing in precious metals.
00:03:18.160 And the best way to do that
00:03:19.280 is with Bullion Max.
00:03:20.360 Bullion Max...
00:03:20.880 Oh, my God.
00:03:22.340 Boom, book up.
00:03:23.060 ...is a direct-to-consumers
00:03:24.380 precious metals.
00:03:25.200 Really reaching it.
00:03:26.000 Like, it's more difficult
00:03:26.740 to, like, scoop it
00:03:27.740 where I feel like you could do that
00:03:28.780 with the bills.
00:03:29.580 I'm kind of getting graphic now.
00:03:30.840 It just feels like,
00:03:32.300 physically,
00:03:32.980 that would not be as pleasant.
00:03:34.580 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:03:35.460 You're losing me, Brett.
00:03:36.060 You're losing me, Brett.
00:03:36.720 But anyway, let's just move on.
00:03:38.500 Would you rather accidentally fart
00:03:40.160 in front of Ben Shapiro
00:03:41.580 or trip and fall on your face
00:03:44.880 in front of Matt Walsh?
00:03:46.480 She would rather fall on her face
00:03:47.540 in front of Matt Walsh
00:03:48.180 because she's a lady 1.00
00:03:49.040 and women don't fart, Chad. 1.00
00:03:50.940 Type a one right now 0.96
00:03:51.580 if girls don't fart. 1.00
00:03:52.640 I would rather trip and fall...
00:03:53.940 Good girl! 0.91
00:03:54.820 ...in front of Matt Walsh.
00:03:55.840 You guys, I think Matt
00:03:56.640 would just look at me and go,
00:03:57.940 okay, whatever, and move on.
00:03:59.120 I also trip and fall a lot.
00:04:00.960 The other day,
00:04:01.540 I was at a coffee shop
00:04:02.500 in East Nashville
00:04:03.240 and I was, like,
00:04:04.680 throwing away my cup of coffee
00:04:06.260 from the morning
00:04:06.840 and then I was gonna walk in
00:04:07.840 and get my other cup of coffee
00:04:08.940 and I was, like,
00:04:10.120 leaning over to the trash can
00:04:11.420 and I tripped and fell
00:04:12.780 and I was directly
00:04:13.820 in front of the window
00:04:14.580 where all the people
00:04:15.220 were sitting at the bar,
00:04:16.160 like, on their laptops
00:04:16.920 staring directly out
00:04:17.960 and I was, like, face down.
00:04:19.440 That happens more
00:04:20.440 than I would like to admit.
00:04:21.780 So I feel like it's more likely
00:04:23.020 that that would happen.
00:04:23.820 Farting in front of Ben,
00:04:24.640 I don't see Ben enough.
00:04:25.620 He's in Florida.
00:04:26.320 That would just be
00:04:26.960 not a good look.
00:04:27.800 But girls don't fart. 1.00
00:04:29.580 Right.
00:04:30.180 They don't.
00:04:30.780 They don't poop either.
00:04:31.440 W!
00:04:33.880 Yes!
00:04:34.820 Ghost don't fart! 1.00
00:04:36.060 We knew this!
00:04:37.020 I can't...
00:04:37.440 She's based!
00:04:39.980 But when you fall on your face,
00:04:42.620 like, that's physical harm.
00:04:43.840 So you'd rather have that
00:04:44.880 than, like,
00:04:45.840 just farting 0.70
00:04:46.900 in front of someone?
00:04:47.700 Yes.
00:04:48.040 Okay.
00:04:48.700 Okay.
00:04:49.020 Like, that day,
00:04:50.360 I had, like,
00:04:50.980 my knee was bleeding
00:04:51.840 when I walked in
00:04:52.660 to pick up that coffee.
00:04:53.480 That is a thing
00:04:54.260 that I am proud of.
00:04:55.160 I did not just turn around
00:04:56.160 and go back in my car.
00:04:56.980 I walked in that restaurant
00:04:57.980 because I had pre-ordered
00:04:59.120 the cup of coffee.
00:05:00.400 I walked in there,
00:05:01.480 did not look at
00:05:02.060 any of those people,
00:05:02.820 but I got my coffee.
00:05:04.660 Cheers.
00:05:06.200 Would you rather
00:05:07.100 meet your hero
00:05:08.360 and find out
00:05:09.540 they are a terrible person
00:05:11.280 or never meet your hero
00:05:13.580 and they think
00:05:14.460 you are a terrible person?
00:05:15.960 I would rather meet my hero 0.99
00:05:17.000 and figure out
00:05:17.720 that he's a terrible person.
00:05:18.660 If they are a terrible person,
00:05:20.040 I don't want to have
00:05:20.620 a false idol.
00:05:21.260 I would rather learn that,
00:05:22.980 readjust,
00:05:23.780 and find somebody else
00:05:24.620 to look up to.
00:05:25.360 I just think
00:05:25.800 that would be smarter.
00:05:26.820 Would you rather be stranded
00:05:27.940 on a desert island
00:05:29.420 with Joe Biden
00:05:31.060 or AOC?
00:05:32.800 AOC.
00:05:33.620 Can you imagine?
00:05:34.380 I know I don't really 0.99
00:05:34.960 fuck with AOC like that, 0.99
00:05:36.160 but yo, 1.00
00:05:36.460 just imagine that.
00:05:37.400 I would sit in the corner
00:05:39.680 and watch.
00:05:41.980 AOC.
00:05:42.820 Because
00:05:42.980 Five for five,
00:05:45.340 bread.
00:05:45.820 Joe Biden
00:05:46.460 would drag me
00:05:47.920 down or get lost
00:05:50.320 somewhere
00:05:50.960 and cause me more harm
00:05:52.900 even though AOC
00:05:53.560 is incredibly annoying.
00:05:54.640 I think I could kiss 1.00
00:05:55.180 her ass enough 1.00
00:05:56.000 that we could 1.00
00:05:56.560 cause me more harm
00:06:04.640 even though AOC
00:06:05.320 is incredibly annoying.
00:06:06.380 I think I could kiss 1.00
00:06:06.940 her ass enough 1.00
00:06:07.680 that we could like 1.00
00:06:09.340 have a good time
00:06:10.340 and
00:06:10.800 she is physically able
00:06:13.260 to like help
00:06:15.240 do things.
00:06:17.980 If we were just
00:06:18.760 on an island,
00:06:19.640 I'd get along
00:06:20.280 with basically anybody
00:06:20.960 if we don't have to
00:06:21.660 talk about like
00:06:22.260 those substantive
00:06:22.900 issues.
00:06:23.820 I don't care.
00:06:25.040 At least I'll have
00:06:25.520 somebody to talk to.
00:06:26.280 Other than that,
00:06:26.680 I'll probably go crazy
00:06:27.320 and become like 0.98
00:06:27.980 an insane person
00:06:28.780 talking to a tree.
00:06:29.620 Well done!
00:06:31.680 Well done!
00:06:32.700 That's pretty much
00:06:33.400 the exact thing
00:06:34.160 that I told Bobby
00:06:34.940 when he was
00:06:35.660 filling this out.
00:06:36.400 I said to him,
00:06:37.600 well,
00:06:38.260 Biden's probably 0.98
00:06:39.180 going to die 0.86
00:06:39.660 within three days
00:06:40.380 of heat stroke.
00:06:41.420 Yeah.
00:06:42.180 Yeah.
00:06:42.860 I would rather talk
00:06:43.460 with AOC
00:06:43.740 than be alone.
00:06:45.080 Would you rather wear
00:06:46.160 jeans two sizes
00:06:47.660 too small
00:06:48.540 Who's this man
00:06:49.460 reading these questions?
00:06:50.380 I don't like your voice.
00:06:51.720 Can you leave
00:06:52.220 Brr alone?
00:06:54.160 Or shoes
00:06:55.040 two sizes too
00:06:56.160 Jeans too small.
00:06:58.320 I want to see that.
00:06:59.040 I want to see those
00:06:59.740 I want to see those
00:07:01.320 Coopas
00:07:01.780 Small.
00:07:02.600 Jeans two sizes
00:07:03.460 Yeah!
00:07:05.120 Mmm! 0.89
00:07:06.400 Coop-a
00:07:07.560 Coop-a
00:07:08.360 Because let's be honest
00:07:09.520 if you're a girl
00:07:10.040 you're probably
00:07:10.500 already wearing jeans
00:07:11.380 that are two sizes
00:07:12.000 too small
00:07:12.460 At least one size
00:07:14.220 too small
00:07:14.760 In shoes
00:07:15.560 I move around
00:07:16.820 too much
00:07:17.220 my feet would be
00:07:17.860 in pain
00:07:18.180 Also with jeans
00:07:19.380 you can always
00:07:20.640 do the
00:07:21.280 I'm at dinner
00:07:21.960 and I'm eating
00:07:22.540 just unzip
00:07:23.200 the top of it
00:07:23.920 Like
00:07:24.200 if you're a girl
00:07:25.120 like you can't
00:07:26.020 Yo you're freaky
00:07:27.000 as hell 0.95
00:07:27.540 Don't lie to me
00:07:28.300 I know we've all
00:07:28.980 done it
00:07:29.340 We wear our eating
00:07:30.740 pants
00:07:31.020 I have my sitting
00:07:31.920 jeans and my
00:07:32.680 standing jeans
00:07:33.280 My standing jeans
00:07:34.100 they are the two
00:07:35.340 sizes too small
00:07:36.120 I have my sitting
00:07:36.740 jeans
00:07:36.960 I'm wearing some
00:07:37.440 sitting jeans right
00:07:38.060 now that I know
00:07:38.860 are a little looser
00:07:39.520 I can sit like
00:07:40.200 this
00:07:40.440 I can have
00:07:41.120 the leg
00:07:41.500 leg up
00:07:43.280 But sometimes
00:07:43.980 I
00:07:44.120 Oh! 0.60
00:07:45.400 Sitting jeans right
00:07:45.880 now that I know
00:07:46.680 are a little looser
00:07:47.340 I can sit like
00:07:48.040 this
00:07:48.260 I can have
00:07:48.940 the leg
00:07:49.420 up
00:07:50.240 But sometimes
00:07:51.040 I accidentally
00:07:51.480 wear my
00:07:51.880 standing jeans
00:07:52.460 out
00:07:52.800 and then I
00:07:53.480 end up
00:07:54.120 at dinner
00:07:54.440 and it's
00:07:54.700 like
00:07:54.880 Oh God
00:07:55.840 Oh God
00:07:57.080 You know
00:07:58.400 Would you
00:08:01.720 rather
00:08:02.460 live in
00:08:03.480 California
00:08:04.200 and get
00:08:04.920 Do people
00:08:05.500 actually do that?
00:08:06.400 Do you need
00:08:06.720 to wear
00:08:07.000 certain pants
00:08:07.720 because like
00:08:08.100 you really
00:08:08.540 gain that
00:08:08.940 much weight
00:08:09.480 in a meal?
00:08:10.360 50 million
00:08:11.200 new subs
00:08:12.220 or stay
00:08:13.760 in Nashville
00:08:14.420 and get
00:08:15.440 no more
00:08:16.340 new subs
00:08:17.340 Maybe California
00:08:18.980 because I know
00:08:19.700 that the 50 million
00:08:20.600 more subs
00:08:21.140 would open up
00:08:21.780 a lot of doors
00:08:22.460 and financially
00:08:23.380 would probably
00:08:23.720 be better for me
00:08:24.440 and then if you
00:08:25.460 make a lot of money
00:08:26.200 in California
00:08:26.900 obviously the people 1.00
00:08:28.320 are still morons 1.00
00:08:29.220 but it's much 1.00
00:08:30.380 easier to live there
00:08:31.500 Being like a 1.00
00:08:32.040 middle class person
00:08:33.080 or like a student
00:08:33.900 like I was
00:08:34.760 it's not fun
00:08:36.260 it's not really
00:08:37.000 enjoyable
00:08:37.440 So if I knew
00:08:38.440 that financially
00:08:40.220 I grew with
00:08:41.960 that 50 million
00:08:43.060 subs
00:08:43.600 then maybe
00:08:44.360 California
00:08:44.780 but if not
00:08:45.580 like I don't
00:08:46.160 want to go back
00:08:46.660 to California
00:08:47.000 the only way
00:08:47.640 I would go back
00:08:48.380 was if I was
00:08:49.400 like physically
00:08:49.980 forced to
00:08:50.780 or if I was
00:08:52.200 like a Jeff Bezos
00:08:53.360 type of person
00:08:54.020 where I would
00:08:54.460 like not have
00:08:55.020 to be like
00:08:55.460 avoiding
00:08:56.000 stepping in poop
00:08:56.660 on Hollywood Boulevard
00:08:57.440 Would you rather
00:08:58.240 have one dog
00:08:59.580 that lives
00:09:00.480 as long as you
00:09:01.980 One dog
00:09:03.080 that lives
00:09:03.320 because she's
00:09:03.980 she's a wifey 1.00
00:09:05.080 Brett I could be
00:09:06.420 your one dog
00:09:07.180 that lives
00:09:07.520 as long as you
00:09:08.260 Five dogs
00:09:09.440 that only live
00:09:09.860 ten years
00:09:10.420 No you're not
00:09:11.180 you're not
00:09:11.620 belonging to the streets
00:09:12.520 you want one
00:09:13.360 loyal husband
00:09:14.460 let me be that dog
00:09:15.660 I know what
00:09:16.140 you're gonna answer
00:09:16.620 or five dogs
00:09:17.800 that only live
00:09:18.700 ten years
00:09:19.340 One dog
00:09:19.740 One dog
00:09:20.080 that lives
00:09:20.360 as long as
00:09:20.740 Yes
00:09:21.060 I would not
00:09:22.120 if you had told me
00:09:22.760 I would need to
00:09:23.260 get rid of
00:09:23.840 one of my two dogs
00:09:24.880 in order to have that
00:09:25.700 I would say no
00:09:26.280 and I would have
00:09:26.860 the five dogs
00:09:27.580 like if I had my dog
00:09:28.220 Day 8 of
00:09:30.320 No No November
00:09:30.840 Ollie that I got
00:09:31.460 that I got when I was
00:09:31.820 four to live my
00:09:32.440 entire life
00:09:32.920 I'd be totally
00:09:33.360 happy
00:09:33.640 would not need
00:09:34.160 another dog
00:09:34.560 Would you rather
00:09:35.440 live in a blue
00:09:36.720 state and be
00:09:38.060 wildly successful
00:09:39.280 Blue state
00:09:40.000 and be wildly
00:09:40.380 successful
00:09:40.800 or live in a red
00:09:42.400 state and not
00:09:43.440 succeed at all
00:09:44.360 This is kind of
00:09:45.080 a companion
00:09:46.080 question to the
00:09:46.880 other one
00:09:47.260 I guess it depends
00:09:48.040 on like how
00:09:48.680 successful
00:09:49.320 like is successful
00:09:51.780 I guess
00:09:52.260 because if it's
00:09:53.100 just like
00:09:53.640 oh I'm
00:09:54.360 accomplishing some
00:09:55.080 things
00:09:55.360 I'm sustainable
00:09:56.280 I'd probably
00:09:57.540 say red state
00:09:58.340 because I know
00:09:58.980 that I would be
00:09:59.740 emotional
00:10:00.380 I'll take care
00:10:00.920 of you then 1.00
00:10:01.320 fuck it 1.00
00:10:01.780 you don't need 1.00
00:10:02.100 to be successful
00:10:02.580 I would be
00:10:03.800 freer
00:10:04.280 but again
00:10:05.260 like Jeff Bezos
00:10:06.320 David Dobrik
00:10:07.780 YouTuber level
00:10:08.700 It says you would
00:10:09.520 be wildly
00:10:10.240 successful
00:10:11.080 Wildly?
00:10:12.060 Then maybe a blue
00:10:12.940 state I guess
00:10:13.820 Again I think it's
00:10:14.560 just based on
00:10:15.140 you know
00:10:15.440 can I avoid it
00:10:16.760 It would be more
00:10:17.220 comfortable to live
00:10:17.780 in a blue state
00:10:18.320 then
00:10:18.580 Would you rather
00:10:19.480 have a permanent
00:10:21.180 permanent unibrow
00:10:22.120 She would look great
00:10:22.960 with a unibrow
00:10:23.440 Unibrow
00:10:24.420 or no unibrow
00:10:25.760 Unibrow
00:10:26.520 Yes
00:10:27.280 Yo I know
00:10:28.220 I know you so well
00:10:29.560 Brett
00:10:29.780 I know you so
00:10:31.380 Models out there
00:10:32.320 in this whole like
00:10:32.980 body positivity
00:10:33.640 sphere
00:10:34.260 that have
00:10:35.340 unibrow
00:10:36.080 and
00:10:37.280 the more I look
00:10:38.480 at them
00:10:38.800 I'm like okay
00:10:39.400 well it's not the
00:10:39.780 worst thing in the
00:10:40.240 world
00:10:40.360 like they pull it
00:10:40.920 off
00:10:41.120 She deadass would 0.97
00:10:41.900 look good
00:10:42.140 I just don't
00:10:43.360 She deadass would 0.97
00:10:43.900 You already got
00:10:44.740 those thick of
00:10:45.420 eyebrows
00:10:45.760 You look like
00:10:46.460 you got the
00:10:46.840 Ben Shapiro eyebrows
00:10:47.700 It's fine
00:10:48.300 You would look
00:10:48.720 great
00:10:48.940 Come to Rumble
00:10:49.740 Can you stop
00:10:50.720 going on this 1.00
00:10:51.500 blue ass 0.99
00:10:52.260 liberal website 0.98
00:10:53.220 YouTube is done
00:10:55.260 I hate that
00:10:55.960 I don't think
00:10:56.520 that I would look
00:10:57.080 good with no
00:10:57.760 eyebrow
00:10:58.140 I know the
00:10:58.620 election's 0.97
00:10:59.100 fucking up Rumble 0.96
00:10:59.680 today 0.97
00:10:59.940 but after the
00:11:00.700 come here
00:11:01.880 Brett
00:11:02.100 You're welcome
00:11:03.220 here
00:11:03.420 Look at
00:11:03.600 everybody loves
00:11:04.400 you here
00:11:04.840 but not like
00:11:05.860 me
00:11:06.840 I think my
00:11:09.800 eyebrows are already
00:11:10.380 like so dark
00:11:11.160 and heavyset anyway
00:11:11.920 that just like
00:11:12.480 filling the
00:11:12.900 Yo can you put
00:11:13.500 your leg down
00:11:13.980 Brett
00:11:14.120 It's no no
00:11:14.460 November
00:11:14.740 I don't
00:11:15.140 This is like
00:11:16.160 this leg is
00:11:17.700 just cropped
00:11:18.860 right there
00:11:19.280 I can't
00:11:19.700 It's just
00:11:20.180 probably wouldn't
00:11:20.940 change too
00:11:21.540 much
00:11:21.980 but
00:11:22.420 it would
00:11:23.160 be drastically
00:11:23.660 I think
00:11:23.920 if I got
00:11:24.220 rid of them
00:11:24.540 totally
00:11:24.800 I would
00:11:25.080 look like
00:11:25.460 a ghost
00:11:26.280 I think
00:11:26.740 we're
00:11:26.880 gonna have
00:11:27.000 to do
00:11:27.200 some
00:11:27.360 photoshopping
00:11:28.460 Oh god
00:11:29.020 Holy
00:11:29.700 Jesus
00:11:30.480 This is our
00:11:31.080 favorite one
00:11:31.780 by the way
00:11:32.400 Would you
00:11:32.960 rather have
00:11:34.020 a raging
00:11:34.760 blue haired
00:11:35.540 lib daughter
00:11:36.240 or a soy
00:11:37.460 boy beta 0.99
00:11:38.200 cock husband 0.99
00:11:38.900 She'd rather 0.86
00:11:39.360 have the blue
00:11:39.940 haired lib
00:11:40.360 daughter
00:11:40.640 because she
00:11:40.940 can convert
00:11:41.340 her
00:11:41.600 Oh
00:11:42.620 It's tough
00:11:47.240 On one hand
00:11:50.420 the person
00:11:51.000 that I'm
00:11:51.300 gonna like
00:11:51.540 spend the
00:11:51.860 rest of
00:11:52.080 my life
00:11:52.400 with my
00:11:52.700 companion
00:11:53.100 I don't
00:11:53.560 want to
00:11:53.760 be a soy
00:11:54.120 boy beta 1.00
00:11:54.500 cock 0.99
00:11:54.680 and I
00:11:54.980 would
00:11:55.080 divorce
00:11:55.340 him
00:11:55.560 most likely
00:11:56.200 if that's
00:11:56.500 how it
00:11:56.680 turned out
00:11:57.000 If I
00:11:57.400 had
00:11:58.140 the more
00:11:59.140 masculine
00:11:59.600 based
00:12:00.040 husband
00:12:00.500 and then
00:12:01.060 I had
00:12:01.220 the blue
00:12:01.480 haired
00:12:01.660 liberal
00:12:01.920 daughter
00:12:02.300 you know
00:12:03.220 I'm
00:12:03.560 still her
00:12:03.980 mother
00:12:04.180 I maybe
00:12:04.700 could still
00:12:05.240 have some
00:12:05.580 influence
00:12:06.060 You could
00:12:06.660 convert her
00:12:07.180 I know
00:12:07.700 you
00:12:08.020 Brett
00:12:08.520 I know
00:12:09.300 you
00:12:09.600 I've got
00:12:10.540 every single
00:12:11.340 one of
00:12:11.580 these answers
00:12:12.060 right
00:12:12.400 We are
00:12:13.000 made for
00:12:13.700 each other
00:12:14.480 Baby
00:12:15.900 sweet pie
00:12:16.680 honey
00:12:17.000 schnookums 0.50
00:12:17.620 I'd rather
00:12:18.080 not have
00:12:18.600 the soy
00:12:18.920 boy husband
00:12:19.360 I just
00:12:20.120 think I
00:12:20.380 would have
00:12:20.580 a better
00:12:20.860 chance
00:12:21.320 You hear
00:12:21.740 that
00:12:21.980 Lasanabi
00:12:22.640 Huh
00:12:23.240 Huh
00:12:24.080 Huh
00:12:24.840 Huh
00:12:24.860 Fixing
00:12:26.620 the blue
00:12:26.940 haired
00:12:27.180 kid and
00:12:27.640 then not
00:12:27.960 having one
00:12:28.420 at all
00:12:28.860 if I
00:12:29.300 did not
00:12:29.680 have a
00:12:29.960 soy
00:12:30.100 boy
00:12:30.260 But you
00:12:30.520 can't
00:12:30.880 you can't
00:12:31.300 convert
00:12:31.640 a soy
00:12:32.000 boy
00:12:32.100 No woman 1.00
00:12:32.500 wants to
00:12:32.860 convert
00:12:33.140 a soy
00:12:33.580 boy
00:12:33.780 Would you
00:12:35.000 rather
00:12:35.320 know when
00:12:36.740 you're going
00:12:37.100 to die
00:12:37.760 or how 0.82
00:12:39.420 you're going
00:12:40.140 to die 0.99
00:12:40.620 I'd rather 0.82
00:12:41.200 know when
00:12:41.600 Then at
00:12:43.480 least I
00:12:43.860 know how
00:12:44.640 much time
00:12:45.240 I have
00:12:45.560 left to
00:12:45.980 accomplish the
00:12:46.420 things that
00:12:46.740 I want to
00:12:47.020 do and
00:12:47.280 say the
00:12:47.540 things that
00:12:47.860 I want
00:12:48.140 to say
00:12:48.520 If I
00:12:49.040 just know
00:12:49.480 how I'm
00:12:49.980 going to
00:12:50.240 die 0.97
00:12:50.540 I would
00:12:51.060 be living
00:12:51.520 every day
00:12:52.580 like if I
00:12:53.100 was going
00:12:53.340 to drown
00:12:53.740 or whatever
00:12:54.100 like I'm
00:12:54.460 never going
00:12:54.740 to get
00:12:55.100 on a
00:12:55.320 boat
00:12:55.460 I'm
00:12:55.660 going to
00:12:55.880 be too
00:12:56.260 scared
00:12:56.660 to live
00:12:57.000 life to
00:12:57.320 the
00:12:57.420 fullest
00:12:57.660 or if
00:12:58.060 it's
00:12:58.240 like you're
00:12:58.840 going to
00:12:58.980 die in 0.79
00:12:59.360 a car
00:12:59.620 crash
00:12:59.960 or something
00:13:00.240 like that
00:13:00.600 I would
00:13:00.860 never want
00:13:01.240 to get
00:13:01.480 into a
00:13:01.780 car
00:13:02.000 You might
00:13:02.340 have a
00:13:11.200 it was
00:13:11.420 going to
00:13:11.600 happen
00:13:11.880 Would you
00:13:12.340 rather go
00:13:13.200 vegan for
00:13:13.980 one month
00:13:14.680 or give up
00:13:16.100 your favorite
00:13:16.620 drink for
00:13:17.220 a year
00:13:17.560 She'd rather
00:13:19.660 go vegan for
00:13:20.260 a month
00:13:20.560 because she
00:13:20.980 loves I
00:13:21.420 just love my
00:13:21.920 coffee too
00:13:22.400 much
00:13:22.740 What is my
00:13:23.440 favorite drink
00:13:24.040 coffee
00:13:24.560 Yes
00:13:25.100 I'd probably
00:13:26.200 give up my
00:13:26.480 favorite drink
00:13:26.940 I got the
00:13:29.360 coffee but I
00:13:30.040 got the
00:13:30.260 vegan thing
00:13:30.560 wrong
00:13:30.840 but I got
00:13:32.480 the coffee
00:13:32.880 though I
00:13:33.420 knew you
00:13:33.820 were a
00:13:34.060 starbucks
00:13:34.440 girl I'm
00:13:35.460 jacking that
00:13:35.860 still got that
00:13:36.260 right I
00:13:36.540 don't care
00:13:36.860 because my
00:13:39.300 favorite drink
00:13:39.760 really isn't
00:13:40.160 that healthy
00:13:40.520 like coffee
00:13:41.480 is not
00:13:41.700 really that
00:13:42.000 good for
00:13:42.300 you
00:13:42.400 another
00:13:42.600 favorite
00:13:42.880 drink of
00:13:43.200 mine is
00:13:43.480 sweet tea
00:13:43.920 that's not
00:13:44.620 great for
00:13:44.980 you
00:13:45.160 we're talking
00:13:45.540 about an
00:13:45.820 alcoholic
00:13:46.180 beverage
00:13:46.600 alcohol in
00:13:47.280 general is
00:13:47.780 not good
00:13:48.100 for you
00:13:48.460 so giving
00:13:49.060 that up would
00:13:49.480 probably be
00:13:50.140 beneficial to
00:13:50.720 my health
00:13:51.040 so if I
00:13:51.340 had to get
00:13:51.600 rid of like a
00:13:52.040 Tennessee
00:13:52.280 mule
00:13:52.620 so be it
00:13:53.520 Would you
00:13:54.540 rather gain
00:13:55.280 5 million
00:13:56.380 new subs
00:13:57.200 but you can
00:13:58.240 only use your
00:13:59.120 phone for
00:13:59.760 5 minutes a
00:14:00.620 day or
00:14:02.020 you can use
00:14:03.560 your phone as
00:14:04.060 much as you
00:14:04.640 would like but
00:14:05.660 you're capped
00:14:06.300 at 100k
00:14:07.420 subs
00:14:07.640 would you
00:14:08.100 rather
00:14:08.260 5 million
00:14:08.700 you can only
00:14:09.040 use for 5
00:14:09.400 minutes a
00:14:09.660 day
00:14:09.900 5 million
00:14:13.740 new subs
00:14:14.220 because she
00:14:15.660 thinks her
00:14:16.080 phone's bad
00:14:16.480 for her
00:14:16.720 I would be
00:14:17.540 fine only
00:14:18.060 using my
00:14:18.400 phone 5
00:14:18.740 minutes a
00:14:19.080 day
00:14:19.240 yes
00:14:20.020 Brett
00:14:23.280 Brett
00:14:23.840 I know we
00:14:26.840 can do
00:14:27.020 an E-date
00:14:27.400 and this 1.00
00:14:27.800 shit will 1.00
00:14:28.040 go crazy 1.00
00:14:28.540 I might
00:14:29.380 have creeped
00:14:29.680 you out
00:14:29.960 by doing
00:14:30.440 a lot
00:14:30.640 of this 1.00
00:14:30.820 shit 1.00
00:14:30.960 and yelling 1.00
00:14:31.240 at the
00:14:31.440 camera
00:14:31.660 but you
00:14:31.900 gotta
00:14:32.020 understand
00:14:32.320 it's
00:14:32.460 content
00:14:32.900 you know
00:14:33.240 what I'm
00:14:33.360 saying
00:14:33.520 I was
00:14:33.880 just
00:14:33.980 trying to
00:14:34.260 entertain
00:14:34.600 my
00:14:34.840 audience
00:14:35.120 and go
00:14:35.360 back and
00:14:35.680 forth
00:14:35.860 and go
00:14:36.060 Brett
00:14:36.380 you know
00:14:36.760 but that's
00:14:37.540 all a meme
00:14:37.920 but real
00:14:38.920 life
00:14:39.240 let's do
00:14:40.240 we need
00:14:43.640 to do a
00:14:43.960 collab
00:14:44.200 Brett
00:14:44.440 it's
00:14:45.360 just
00:14:45.540 do you
00:14:46.360 not see
00:14:46.800 it
00:14:47.040 do you
00:14:47.880 not see
00:14:48.300 it
00:14:48.540 I get
00:14:49.460 you
00:14:49.760 we
00:14:51.200 were
00:14:51.380 made
00:14:51.680 for
00:14:51.880 each
00:14:52.080 other
00:14:52.400 stop
00:14:54.840 playing
00:14:55.240 baby
00:14:55.540 because a
00:14:57.760 lot of
00:14:58.020 the stuff
00:14:58.240 I do
00:14:58.520 on my
00:14:58.760 phone
00:14:59.040 is
00:14:59.560 for work
00:15:00.640 Instagram
00:15:01.200 community
00:15:01.720 posts
00:15:02.380 being on
00:15:03.440 YouTube
00:15:03.840 finding
00:15:04.320 content
00:15:04.840 if I
00:15:05.500 could
00:15:05.760 have
00:15:06.320 the
00:15:06.520 same
00:15:06.940 sort
00:15:07.500 of
00:15:07.620 success
00:15:08.080 rate
00:15:08.340 and not
00:15:08.700 have to
00:15:09.000 do
00:15:09.100 that
00:15:09.380 I'm
00:15:09.880 more than
00:15:10.440 fine
00:15:10.640 that's
00:15:10.940 totally
00:15:11.180 fine
00:15:11.460 I'll
00:15:12.040 like
00:15:12.200 use
00:15:12.420 five
00:15:12.720 minutes
00:15:13.020 to
00:15:13.400 text
00:15:13.740 my
00:15:13.940 mom
00:15:14.140 who
00:15:14.300 lives
00:15:14.500 far
00:15:14.740 away
00:15:15.000 but other
00:15:15.400 than
00:15:15.540 that
00:15:15.740 like
00:15:15.960 I
00:15:16.080 really
00:15:16.220 don't
00:15:16.360 text
00:15:16.540 my
00:15:16.680 friends
00:15:16.940 that
00:15:17.080 are
00:15:17.180 here
00:15:17.320 in
00:15:17.440 person
00:15:17.680 very
00:15:17.920 much
00:15:18.120 because
00:15:18.260 I'll
00:15:18.400 just
00:15:18.520 go
00:15:18.680 and talk
00:15:18.940 to
00:15:19.060 them
00:15:19.220 also
00:15:19.500 so many
00:15:19.780 of the
00:15:19.880 people
00:15:20.020 that I
00:15:20.260 love
00:15:20.440 like
00:15:20.620 actually
00:15:20.880 work at
00:15:21.340 Daily Wire
00:15:21.740 so I'll
00:15:22.060 just walk
00:15:22.520 over and say
00:15:22.940 hi
00:15:23.160 would you
00:15:23.660 rather have
00:15:24.800 your first
00:15:25.360 child
00:15:25.920 21
00:15:26.540 well it's too
00:15:28.300 late
00:15:28.460 how old is
00:15:28.820 she
00:15:28.980 she's 20
00:15:30.100 she's gonna
00:15:31.460 say 21
00:15:31.860 at 21
00:15:32.760 21
00:15:33.300 or
00:15:34.000 50
00:15:35.020 21
00:15:35.380 and I'm gonna 0.94
00:15:35.860 go savage 0.93
00:15:36.380 let's go
00:15:37.760 logically and
00:15:41.140 physically
00:15:41.500 I would be in a
00:15:43.020 much better
00:15:43.560 place to have
00:15:44.560 a child
00:15:45.060 at this age
00:15:46.000 than at 50
00:15:46.580 it's just
00:15:47.100 much like
00:15:47.900 less risky
00:15:48.840 let's stop
00:15:50.060 playing around
00:15:50.860 Brett
00:15:51.160 time's
00:15:51.680 kicking
00:15:52.040 while she's 0.94
00:15:53.080 wife talking
00:15:53.620 and she's
00:15:54.740 had kids
00:15:55.280 you know
00:15:55.560 in her 20s
00:15:56.480 and then now
00:15:57.340 she's having
00:15:57.680 twins later on
00:15:58.800 and she was
00:15:59.120 saying this is a
00:15:59.620 totally different
00:16:00.160 experience
00:16:00.620 like have
00:16:01.380 kids young
00:16:01.940 so that
00:16:02.600 let me get
00:16:03.240 some W's
00:16:03.880 bro
00:16:04.100 I don't miss
00:16:06.920 I don't miss
00:16:07.640 with Brett
00:16:08.080 and I'm definitely
00:16:08.780 not missing
00:16:09.480 one you know
00:16:10.000 I mean
00:16:10.260 and then I also
00:16:10.920 would want to
00:16:11.440 be able to
00:16:11.860 spend more
00:16:12.560 time with him
00:16:12.960 like my mom
00:16:13.500 was older
00:16:13.900 when she had
00:16:14.460 me
00:16:14.640 not like
00:16:15.220 as a
00:16:15.620 and Chad
00:16:16.040 can we show
00:16:16.780 her that
00:16:17.040 we're not
00:16:17.280 going to be
00:16:17.520 weird
00:16:17.800 we're just
00:16:18.140 going to do
00:16:18.420 a nice
00:16:18.740 collab
00:16:19.040 e-date
00:16:19.260 we'll go
00:16:19.540 horseback riding
00:16:20.260 we'll bring
00:16:20.920 a cameraman
00:16:21.380 it's going
00:16:21.780 to be great
00:16:22.180 content
00:16:22.640 make her feel
00:16:23.520 welcome
00:16:23.860 because she's
00:16:24.240 going to see
00:16:24.540 this
00:16:24.720 make her feel
00:16:25.460 less creeped
00:16:26.020 out by
00:16:26.900 Rumble
00:16:27.360 and also
00:16:27.780 Brett
00:16:27.980 come to Rumble
00:16:28.460 old as
00:16:28.980 50
00:16:29.260 but I do
00:16:29.820 think about
00:16:30.140 it all
00:16:30.280 the time
00:16:30.680 that like
00:16:31.100 had I
00:16:31.780 been
00:16:32.120 her first
00:16:33.460 child
00:16:33.760 my brother
00:16:34.140 was 14
00:16:34.600 years older
00:16:34.940 than me
00:16:35.380 obviously
00:16:36.100 has had
00:16:36.660 and will
00:16:37.040 have more
00:16:37.500 time with
00:16:37.920 her
00:16:38.080 would you
00:16:38.460 rather
00:16:38.780 date a
00:16:40.160 liberal
00:16:40.460 and go
00:16:41.380 to Machu Picchu
00:16:42.820 date a
00:16:43.200 conservative
00:16:43.620 and never
00:16:44.020 go to
00:16:44.220 Machu Picchu
00:16:44.640 I know
00:16:45.000 because you
00:16:45.440 can supplement
00:16:46.300 Machu Picchu
00:16:47.040 with something
00:16:47.400 else
00:16:47.600 look it up
00:16:47.980 on google
00:16:48.240 images
00:16:48.480 or
00:16:49.120 date a
00:16:50.200 conservative
00:16:50.720 and never
00:16:51.880 go to
00:16:53.080 Machu Picchu
00:16:53.740 I would
00:16:54.200 rather date
00:16:54.540 a conservative
00:16:54.940 and never
00:16:55.320 go
00:16:55.560 you see
00:16:56.000 what I'm
00:16:56.260 saying
00:16:56.560 you see
00:16:57.200 what I'm
00:16:57.480 saying
00:16:57.820 and you're
00:16:58.660 going to
00:16:58.800 tell me
00:16:59.180 that we're
00:16:59.480 not going
00:16:59.800 to have
00:17:00.020 a fire
00:17:00.460 date
00:17:00.780 my
00:17:02.440 happiness
00:17:03.060 that I
00:17:04.200 know I
00:17:04.460 will feel
00:17:04.920 at Machu Picchu
00:17:05.860 my whole
00:17:06.680 life has led
00:17:07.300 up to that
00:17:07.720 moment
00:17:08.040 of me going
00:17:08.900 there
00:17:09.060 because like
00:17:09.540 you know
00:17:09.880 and then as
00:17:10.560 soon as you
00:17:10.920 go then you
00:17:11.420 got to marry
00:17:11.860 a liberal
00:17:12.340 then you got
00:17:12.820 to have a
00:17:13.160 liberal husband
00:17:13.760 Brett I
00:17:14.140 swear to
00:17:14.700 God
00:17:14.960 however
00:17:16.560 that is
00:17:17.480 fleeting
00:17:17.840 I will
00:17:18.360 leave there
00:17:18.920 and I will
00:17:19.320 have new
00:17:19.820 destinations
00:17:20.340 that I want
00:17:20.780 to travel
00:17:21.160 to but
00:17:22.320 knowing me
00:17:23.420 and if I
00:17:23.820 date to marry
00:17:24.380 if I'm
00:17:24.680 going to be
00:17:24.840 dating a
00:17:25.180 conservative
00:17:25.540 and I'm
00:17:25.860 thinking about
00:17:26.220 like a
00:17:26.440 long-term
00:17:26.740 plan
00:17:27.020 that is
00:17:27.360 going to
00:17:27.480 be like
00:17:27.720 long-term
00:17:28.120 fulfillment
00:17:28.440 and happiness
00:17:28.940 and if I'm
00:17:29.340 dating a liberal
00:17:29.820 just to go to
00:17:30.320 Machu Picchu
00:17:30.760 number one
00:17:31.240 that's just a
00:17:31.720 bad look for
00:17:32.220 me number two
00:17:32.900 I'd probably 1.00
00:17:33.160 kill him 1.00
00:17:33.480 I love how 1.00
00:17:33.880 fast you
00:17:34.460 answered that
00:17:35.080 oh yeah
00:17:35.640 I answered
00:17:36.340 it quicker
00:17:36.680 than you
00:17:37.020 before you
00:17:37.400 even finished
00:17:37.680 the question
00:17:38.140 Brett
00:17:38.360 I would
00:17:41.140 give it up
00:17:42.100 I would give
00:17:42.420 it up
00:17:42.640 would you rather
00:17:43.240 watch only
00:17:44.880 horror movies
00:17:45.660 forever
00:17:46.180 wait what the
00:17:47.280 hell is C-SPAN
00:17:47.760 again
00:17:48.040 I don't know
00:17:48.880 what C-SPAN
00:17:49.260 is before I
00:17:49.860 answer this
00:17:50.140 one
00:17:50.320 C-SPAN
00:17:51.160 is uh
00:17:52.180 is it a
00:17:53.240 liberal
00:17:53.500 it's a
00:17:55.400 liberal news
00:17:55.840 chat what's
00:18:04.960 C-SPAN
00:18:05.220 is it
00:18:05.440 some liberal
00:18:05.840 thing
00:18:06.120 I don't
00:18:08.840 know
00:18:09.160 would you
00:18:14.920 rather only
00:18:15.660 watch horror
00:18:16.420 movies or
00:18:16.940 C-SPAN
00:18:17.360 forever
00:18:17.740 she's gonna
00:18:21.020 say C-SPAN
00:18:21.600 you don't
00:18:22.080 want to
00:18:22.260 traumatize
00:18:22.700 it with
00:18:22.860 horror movies
00:18:23.320 or C-SPAN
00:18:25.680 forever
00:18:25.980 probably C-SPAN
00:18:26.960 let's go
00:18:27.840 let's go
00:18:30.220 I just
00:18:32.380 can't do it
00:18:32.800 horror films
00:18:33.280 just don't
00:18:33.540 interest me
00:18:33.960 and I
00:18:34.420 don't watch
00:18:34.740 a lot of
00:18:35.060 movies to
00:18:35.680 begin with
00:18:36.280 I fall
00:18:36.880 asleep
00:18:37.240 like within
00:18:37.680 10 minutes
00:18:38.180 of a movie
00:18:38.560 coming on
00:18:39.180 but with
00:18:39.520 C-SPAN
00:18:40.040 I would at
00:18:41.640 least be
00:18:42.260 somewhat
00:18:42.800 informed about
00:18:43.580 things
00:18:44.000 a little bit
00:18:44.660 would you
00:18:45.120 rather
00:18:45.440 talk like
00:18:46.360 Yoda
00:18:46.820 or breathe
00:18:48.060 like Darth
00:18:48.560 this is a
00:18:49.940 tough one
00:18:50.340 because it's
00:18:50.680 a quirky
00:18:51.020 one
00:18:51.300 talk like
00:18:51.820 Yoda
00:18:52.080 or breathe
00:18:52.560 like Darth
00:18:52.940 Vader
00:18:53.260 she talks
00:18:58.280 for a living
00:18:58.780 okay this is
00:19:00.820 tough this is
00:19:01.280 tough because
00:19:01.580 she's gonna
00:19:01.820 go with the
00:19:02.180 jokey answer
00:19:02.800 I'm gonna
00:19:03.400 say she's
00:19:03.760 gonna breathe
00:19:04.080 like Darth
00:19:04.440 Vader
00:19:04.660 so that she
00:19:05.560 can still
00:19:05.880 do her
00:19:06.160 job
00:19:06.480 Vader
00:19:07.280 talk like
00:19:07.840 Yoda
00:19:08.020 because
00:19:08.360 everybody
00:19:08.700 would think
00:19:09.380 that I
00:19:09.620 was just
00:19:09.980 like being
00:19:10.560 a meme
00:19:10.940 basically
00:19:11.620 or was
00:19:12.140 super into
00:19:12.580 Star Wars
00:19:13.020 would you
00:19:13.340 rather
00:19:13.460 that's
00:19:14.000 okay
00:19:14.260 chat
00:19:14.580 chat
00:19:14.820 chat
00:19:14.940 chat
00:19:15.040 that's
00:19:15.840 the first
00:19:16.180 one I got
00:19:16.540 wrong
00:19:16.840 that one
00:19:17.680 that one's
00:19:18.880 just a
00:19:19.220 meme one
00:19:19.660 okay
00:19:20.020 don't spam
00:19:21.580 L
00:19:21.880 that one
00:19:22.440 didn't count
00:19:23.040 Brett
00:19:24.000 you know
00:19:25.040 that one
00:19:25.320 didn't count
00:19:25.700 that one
00:19:26.080 that's a 1.00
00:19:26.680 stupid one 1.00
00:19:27.240 you just 1.00
00:19:27.540 went with
00:19:27.800 the meme
00:19:28.140 I can't
00:19:29.080 predict your
00:19:29.580 humor
00:19:29.900 your humor
00:19:30.600 is so
00:19:30.840 unique and
00:19:31.220 unpredictable
00:19:31.560 that there's
00:19:31.920 no way
00:19:32.260 it's
00:19:33.140 chat
00:19:35.120 stop 1.00
00:19:35.400 fuck 1.00
00:19:37.340 fuck 1.00
00:19:38.660 rather ride 1.00
00:19:41.680 a horse
00:19:42.200 30 miles
00:19:43.120 to work
00:19:43.620 every day
00:19:44.300 or walk
00:19:45.820 five miles
00:19:46.700 to work
00:19:47.240 every day
00:19:47.720 ride the
00:19:48.040 horse
00:19:48.280 I forgot
00:19:49.960 I was so
00:19:50.500 mad at the
00:19:50.900 L I forgot
00:19:51.280 to answer
00:19:51.520 that one
00:19:51.780 I didn't
00:19:52.880 do that
00:19:53.100 one
00:19:53.240 but I
00:19:53.620 already said
00:19:54.020 the horseback
00:19:54.540 riding thing
00:19:54.960 early on
00:19:55.440 so I would
00:19:55.760 have guessed
00:19:55.960 that you
00:19:56.180 heard me
00:19:56.440 I'm going to
00:19:56.860 take you
00:19:57.060 out on a
00:19:57.280 horseback
00:19:57.580 riding date
00:19:57.900 I said
00:19:58.180 that in
00:19:58.400 this video
00:19:58.740 so that
00:19:59.100 pretty much
00:19:59.360 proves I
00:19:59.660 got that
00:19:59.860 one
00:19:59.980 right 0.99
00:20:00.120 shut up 0.94
00:20:00.620 chat 1.00
00:20:00.780 shut up 1.00
00:20:01.120 that's 0.99
00:20:01.300 a no
00:20:01.500 brainer
00:20:01.880 would you
00:20:02.660 rather
00:20:02.980 always
00:20:04.200 have
00:20:04.800 wet
00:20:05.500 socks
00:20:06.100 or
00:20:07.160 small
00:20:07.800 rock
00:20:08.140 a small
00:20:09.060 rock
00:20:09.440 in your
00:20:09.680 small
00:20:09.860 rock
00:20:10.060 because she
00:20:10.720 doesn't want
00:20:11.040 the raising
00:20:11.740 feet
00:20:11.940 small rock
00:20:14.660 in my
00:20:14.920 shoe
00:20:15.160 just the
00:20:19.120 moistness
00:20:20.620 of the
00:20:22.600 socks
00:20:22.960 and thinking
00:20:23.420 about that
00:20:24.040 squish
00:20:24.520 sound
00:20:25.040 it's like
00:20:25.520 when you've
00:20:25.780 been at a
00:20:26.660 theme park
00:20:27.140 and you get
00:20:27.520 on a water
00:20:27.980 ride
00:20:28.680 when you
00:20:28.980 don't think
00:20:29.520 you're going
00:20:29.800 to be getting
00:20:30.080 on a water
00:20:30.480 ride
00:20:30.780 and you
00:20:31.300 stay pretty
00:20:31.680 dry
00:20:32.120 but a little
00:20:32.980 bit of water
00:20:33.340 gets on your
00:20:33.760 shoes
00:20:34.000 and you're
00:20:34.200 walking
00:20:34.400 around
00:20:34.580 you just
00:20:34.800 you're
00:20:34.940 like
00:20:35.140 oh
00:20:37.860 I can
00:20:38.640 like
00:20:38.820 shake
00:20:39.020 that's
00:20:43.560 ASMR
00:20:43.920 right there
00:20:44.320 when you're
00:20:44.560 walking around
00:20:44.940 you just
00:20:45.160 you're
00:20:45.300 like
00:20:45.520 right
00:20:48.680 it's
00:20:48.800 no
00:20:48.920 not
00:20:49.040 November
00:20:49.380 oh
00:20:50.520 I can
00:20:52.840 like
00:20:53.020 shake
00:20:54.300 my foot
00:20:54.760 every
00:20:55.100 few
00:20:55.660 minutes
00:20:56.040 and
00:20:56.400 like
00:20:56.900 oh
00:20:58.480 oh
00:20:59.740 I can
00:21:05.200 shake
00:21:05.480 shake
00:21:05.560 my foot
00:21:06.000 every
00:21:06.360 few
00:21:06.920 minutes
00:21:07.280 and
00:21:07.640 like
00:21:07.860 kick 0.71
00:21:08.060 the rock
00:21:08.440 to the
00:21:08.700 side
00:21:08.980 and it'll
00:21:09.240 be
00:21:09.380 fine
00:21:09.580 the
00:21:09.820 squish
00:21:10.160 also the
00:21:12.720 athlete's foot
00:21:13.220 that would
00:21:13.380 come with
00:21:13.640 that
00:21:13.820 oh
00:21:14.180 and finally
00:21:15.560 okay
00:21:16.180 would you
00:21:17.200 rather
00:21:17.540 go skydiving
00:21:18.740 with a
00:21:19.560 suspiciously
00:21:20.420 packed
00:21:20.800 chute
00:21:21.520 or
00:21:22.780 go swimming
00:21:24.400 in a
00:21:25.040 go skydiving
00:21:26.240 with a
00:21:26.640 suspiciously
00:21:27.520 packed
00:21:28.000 chute
00:21:28.560 or go
00:21:30.980 swimming
00:21:31.340 in a
00:21:31.700 known
00:21:31.920 she'd rather
00:21:32.360 go swimming
00:21:32.840 she'd rather
00:21:33.400 go swimming
00:21:33.840 a known
00:21:35.160 shark infested
00:21:36.480 area
00:21:36.880 swimming
00:21:37.800 in a
00:21:38.540 shark
00:21:38.680 infested
00:21:38.980 area
00:21:39.280 let's
00:21:39.780 go
00:21:40.400 Brett
00:21:41.000 only
00:21:42.340 10 out
00:21:43.660 of 10
00:21:44.000 because
00:21:44.940 Brett
00:21:46.020 I'm just
00:21:46.720 memeing by the
00:21:47.220 way
00:21:47.440 I'm memeing
00:21:47.880 like your 1.00
00:21:48.220 stupid Yoda 1.00
00:21:48.740 meme that 1.00
00:21:49.120 you should
00:21:49.380 have
00:21:49.460 you answered
00:21:49.740 wrong
00:21:50.020 I'm just
00:21:50.520 joking
00:21:50.960 I'm not
00:21:51.620 going to be
00:21:51.880 weird on the
00:21:52.300 day
00:21:52.440 the sharks
00:21:53.240 might not
00:21:53.620 attack me
00:21:54.160 could be
00:21:56.800 fine
00:21:57.140 skydiving
00:21:58.060 I feel like
00:21:58.480 I would be
00:21:58.820 you're already
00:21:59.220 at a risk
00:21:59.640 when you skydive
00:22:00.440 a suspiciously
00:22:01.680 you know
00:22:02.060 packed
00:22:02.560 thing
00:22:03.260 that just
00:22:04.300 makes your
00:22:04.580 chances even
00:22:05.120 worse
00:22:05.660 also the
00:22:06.260 breed of
00:22:06.700 shark
00:22:07.000 matters
00:22:07.540 like if
00:22:08.300 it's like
00:22:08.720 oh the
00:22:09.460 worst
00:22:09.760 like they're
00:22:10.160 bred to 1.00
00:22:10.620 kill 1.00
00:22:10.860 you know 1.00
00:22:11.840 but just
00:22:12.160 like normal
00:22:12.540 sharks
00:22:12.820 that's fine
00:22:13.500 that concludes
00:22:14.140 our game
00:22:15.140 of would
00:22:15.980 you rather
00:22:16.380 yo W's in
00:22:17.080 the chat 0.99
00:22:17.300 I'd kill 1.00
00:22:17.760 that shit 1.00
00:22:18.240 Brett 1.00
00:22:19.740 that's not
00:22:20.020 the only
00:22:20.320 thing I'm
00:22:20.620 gonna be 0.99
00:22:20.880 killing 1.00
00:22:21.160 you are 1.00
00:22:21.520 you got
00:22:22.240 one year
00:22:22.560 left to
00:22:22.800 get pregnant 0.87
00:22:23.240 yo
00:22:23.600 this was
00:22:24.300 like a
00:22:24.580 nice
00:22:24.860 calming
00:22:25.400 entry to
00:22:25.960 the week
00:22:26.200 I feel
00:22:26.500 relaxed
00:22:27.080 yeah you're
00:22:27.720 nice and
00:22:28.040 relaxed
00:22:28.340 I'm impressed
00:22:28.680 with the
00:22:28.860 questions you
00:22:29.260 guys came
00:22:29.540 up with
00:22:29.880 no not
00:22:30.260 November's
00:22:30.700 tough
00:22:30.960 Brett
00:22:31.180 it's just
00:22:31.560 let me
00:22:31.820 just take
00:22:32.100 you on a
00:22:32.320 horseback
00:22:32.640 ride a
00:22:32.860 date
00:22:33.000 I don't
00:22:33.300 want to
00:22:33.520 even want
00:22:33.740 to do
00:22:33.920 anything
00:22:34.180 I just
00:22:34.700 want to
00:22:35.640 get to
00:22:35.860 know you
00:22:36.240 and film
00:22:37.240 it
00:22:37.420 I promise
00:22:38.000 I won't
00:22:38.240 be weird
00:22:38.580 and the team
00:22:39.380 did
00:22:39.600 those are good
00:22:40.400 they know me
00:22:40.800 well
00:22:41.040 if you guys
00:22:41.540 have any
00:22:41.960 would you rather
00:22:42.680 questions that
00:22:43.500 you wish I had
00:22:44.560 answered put them in the
00:22:45.320 comments and I'll go through
00:22:46.180 and I'll try to
00:22:46.560 reply to some of them
00:22:50.600 and I'll let you know
00:22:51.100 what I think
00:22:51.500 because I enjoy this
00:22:52.760 it'll be great
00:22:53.240 before you go
00:22:54.880 make sure that you
00:22:55.720 like this video
00:22:56.380 if you have not already
00:22:57.280 subscribed to this channel
00:22:58.320 okay moving on
00:23:02.440 I actually want to see this
00:23:05.960 because we're talking
00:23:06.600 about these Republican
00:23:07.280 pages and Rumble's
00:23:08.920 a pretty Republican
00:23:09.540 website it's like
00:23:10.200 pretty much
00:23:10.700 someone in the chat
00:23:11.380 kept spamming us
00:23:11.900 an echo chamber
00:23:12.400 echo chamber
00:23:12.740 look at those W's 0.96
00:23:13.420 Brett
00:23:13.620 look at those W's 0.96
00:23:14.420 you are
00:23:14.700 Rumble's very political
00:23:16.540 and stuff like that
00:23:17.040 I didn't even consider
00:23:17.660 myself a political guy
00:23:18.540 until like I ban on
00:23:19.240 everything and I realized
00:23:19.900 the truth about everything
00:23:20.540 and now I pretty much
00:23:21.920 am forced into this
00:23:22.560 political box
00:23:23.200 that's it
00:23:29.260 this is your job