SNEAKO - SNEAKO Puts Myron & Fresh On An E-Date!

00:00:00.000 okay one second okay ninjas uh brian why are you brushing your hair like a fucking negro okay

00:00:08.160 you look like fresh because i am a negro contrary to what the haters want to say

00:00:12.520 yo you're pulling up

00:00:17.940 is he live right now yeah he's live right now okay come over here this is gonna be great you're

00:00:24.360 gonna compete against fresh and i need i got three girls lined up and then it's not asian

00:00:28.260 at all there's no asian at all that would have been funny bro what what you brought me here for

00:00:31.680 a date yeah all right man i'm gonna i'm gonna head out what i'm gonna head out what do you mean

00:00:36.280 no no okay you don't need to do it you don't need to talk to these bitches well okay don't talk to

00:00:40.420 them no no just you talk about real estate and guns all right what huh no

00:00:47.280 okay fresh come on are you coming or no okay come come over because uh

00:00:57.120 myron just wanted the e-day wait what

00:00:59.880 no you do the e-day bro

00:01:03.140 nigga i'm tired of talking to women today's my off day

00:01:07.680 like

00:01:09.580 why is myron sipping just because angie's here

00:01:14.180 i'm not simping

00:01:15.980 bro you guys think angie gives a fuck she don't care

00:01:21.200 angie knows what i do man how they're ready to think she's part of the team man they're ready

00:01:24.700 to call she uh the manager's texting me said they're about to start bailing if i don't call

00:01:27.660 now okay cool

00:01:29.580 bro chill i'll text you

00:01:32.780 what the fuck this dude trying to get you doxed wait you didn't know it was an e-day

00:01:37.940 no i didn't know i had no clue i thought we're gonna talk about i don't know something important

00:01:42.800 you can talk about something important you can tell the girls why they're whores or something

00:01:47.320 bro well you want me to just argue with chicks on man

00:01:50.740 no i don't want off day god damn it

00:01:52.240 i don't want you to argue why do you think you need to argue

00:01:54.340 but why don't you put on the hood and just talk to these girls

00:01:56.480 you want to put on the hood and do it

00:01:58.280 i think i'll get it

00:01:59.680 that would be fucking funny

00:02:03.160 especially if they're

00:02:06.100 okay look at her she's a good looking girl maybe you could recruit her

00:02:09.720 how about you and angie eat at her

00:02:11.720 what's what's her name

00:02:12.940 uh yasmin lopez

00:02:14.000 what's her ig okay let's see

00:02:18.300 yeah bro angie angie's fucking she don't care bro like that

00:02:24.480 she knows what i do

00:02:26.400 yeah i'm not worried about that

00:02:29.520 yeah that'd be funny man

00:02:30.400 it's like bro i eat date bro like i talk to women like all the time so i'm just like oh my god

00:02:35.180 well this is a different mood now you know i'm saying it's that you don't need to argue with them

00:02:38.380 it's funny that you think of women as like a fight all the time

00:02:41.260 why are you just why are you just talking it's literally an e-date it's relaxing

00:02:45.060 yo man

00:02:45.560 how about you see you and angie can go and date uh date her together and see if she's like if she can join the team

00:02:51.560 angie doesn't like girls at all

00:02:54.220 oh

00:02:54.780 yeah she doesn't she she

00:02:56.360 yeah she hates women

00:02:58.100 oh

00:02:58.560 she's actual misogynist

00:03:01.160 yeah

00:03:02.460 okay

00:03:03.860 so

00:03:05.460 oh shit

00:03:06.620 this is her

00:03:07.560 let me pull up on the radio screen hold up

00:03:10.560 this is her right here

00:03:13.560 yes yes you don't look

00:03:17.360 uh i'm trying to look here because the camera's in a way

00:03:23.600 bbl

00:03:27.560 yeah so we got three girls ready to go and um they got to compete for you pretty much

00:03:32.980 i thought you knew this was happening bro i had zero clue bro

00:03:37.360 what's wrong with this

00:03:38.480 i literally had zero clue

00:03:39.400 are you afraid to talk to her

00:03:40.220 no she ain't ugly

00:03:40.940 you can't ugly

00:03:41.560 yeah

00:03:41.780 but i'm just i'm just saying like i had zero clue i thought we're gonna come and talk about

00:03:45.760 and we can still talk about it too

00:03:47.320 this is like 30 minutes like 30 minutes something like that and then uh

00:03:49.980 we can uh you know put on hoes

00:03:52.140 so what do you want me to do i've never done one of these e-dates

00:03:54.100 you're just going on a date

00:03:55.600 so you want me to like try to raise a girl up online

00:03:58.380 bro it's it's a it's a nice young lad lady

00:04:01.440 you know

00:04:02.220 is she here in miami

00:04:03.880 i don't know

00:04:05.000 probably i saw a picture of a boat

00:04:08.340 she followed by a couple celebs

00:04:11.040 oops

00:04:11.520 meek mill

00:04:13.760 hey why not

00:04:18.240 why not

00:04:19.020 can we talk about something productive first before we have

00:04:25.740 well they're ready to go

00:04:26.860 she's like i'm fucking an hour late with these girls

00:04:29.040 i'm an hour late with these girls

00:04:30.760 we're getting

00:04:31.380 we can we can get

00:04:32.540 we can get

00:04:33.340 bro what am i

00:04:34.960 what the fuck man

00:04:36.260 what's wrong

00:04:36.860 so all you do is yell at women

00:04:40.180 maybe you can show yourself some

00:04:41.640 you know

00:04:42.060 that's my off day man

00:04:43.320 so it doesn't have to be uh

00:04:45.740 you know

00:04:46.600 he's just talking to him

00:04:48.020 we want to see a different side of my heart

00:04:52.740 i always see angry myron losing hair

00:04:54.740 you grew your hair back

00:04:56.460 okay you're feeling good

00:04:57.940 you're brushing it

00:04:58.660 got a nice uh attractive lady

00:05:00.860 see how you do

00:05:02.440 see how i admire bobs and wheeze

00:05:04.240 in a scenario that's not a debate

00:05:06.200 you know

00:05:06.780 it's not

00:05:07.480 well here's the thing bro

00:05:08.620 like this is what you fail to realize

00:05:11.000 i'm the same fucking guy

00:05:12.040 i'm gonna

00:05:12.500 if she says something dumb

00:05:13.420 i'm gonna say like

00:05:14.180 okay well that doesn't make sense

00:05:15.400 like

00:05:16.460 i don't i don't care about rizzing girls up

00:05:19.340 i'm just like okay

00:05:20.140 this is how i am

00:05:21.460 take it or leave it

00:05:22.580 i'm not gonna lie about certain things

00:05:23.920 i'm just gonna call it like it is

00:05:25.540 well why don't you see like what your rizz is like

00:05:27.280 see if you can like you know

00:05:28.300 there is no rizz

00:05:30.640 it's it's my way or the highway

00:05:32.120 you don't have any rizz

00:05:32.720 no rizz bro

00:05:33.640 it's a my way or the highway

00:05:35.300 all right so let's see it let's see it

00:05:40.000 we'll keep we'll keep it short and sweet

00:05:41.260 there's three of them

00:05:41.880 and then we'll see fresh go to all three

00:05:43.380 let's see who's better

00:05:44.380 you have questions that you want me to

00:05:45.660 no i just want you

00:05:46.440 i'll set a timer like uh

00:05:47.560 like seven minutes each

00:05:48.400 that's it

00:05:48.940 so it's a seven minute date

00:05:51.080 yeah

00:05:51.720 that's what this is

00:05:52.560 that's bet

00:05:52.940 that's the best bro

00:05:53.720 why do you want to talk too long in that

00:05:54.960 this nigga bro

00:05:59.680 what bro

00:06:00.540 why are you so upset about this

00:06:02.360 because i didn't know

00:06:04.220 bro i

00:06:05.500 how do i add video

00:06:08.280 uh you press the camera

00:06:10.420 bottom left

00:06:11.300 how you doing uh yasmin

00:06:18.320 so it's nice to meet you

00:06:19.740 nice to meet you too

00:06:21.520 how are you

00:06:22.000 i'm doing good uh

00:06:23.260 but you're not supposed to be talking to me

00:06:24.680 i'm just uh this is my stream

00:06:25.900 but i have a good friend of mine

00:06:27.460 to the right of me

00:06:27.980 his name is myron

00:06:28.660 and he thinks you're a very uh beautiful lady

00:06:30.400 so maybe you could talk for a bit

00:06:32.740 and then um afterwards

00:06:33.880 we'll we'll get a recap of the date

00:06:35.580 i just want to see how you guys

00:06:37.460 vibe

00:06:38.760 so i don't talk

00:06:40.280 i'm just only saying

00:06:41.000 that's the that's the energy

00:06:42.380 i'm just gonna

00:06:43.920 it's not for me uh today

00:06:45.540 so it's for for my

00:06:46.580 isn't he a handsome gentleman

00:06:47.800 he's got a

00:06:48.260 you know he's got his waves out

00:06:50.000 i'm gonna let you guys talk

00:06:51.420 all right

00:06:52.860 is that how you put your guys on

00:06:53.860 is that how you do it

00:06:56.200 that's that's how sneeko uh

00:06:59.320 introduces his friends

00:07:00.280 all right so uh where are you from

00:07:02.420 i'm from charlotte north carolina

00:07:05.000 but i was born in

00:07:06.220 texas on the military base

00:07:08.520 my mom

00:07:08.980 i mean

00:07:09.460 in the army

00:07:10.460 okay you said you were born

00:07:12.100 on a military base

00:07:12.980 in texas

00:07:13.920 yep forehead

00:07:15.380 uh where's that

00:07:17.580 is that el paso or no

00:07:18.700 uh

00:07:20.480 i just know forehead

00:07:22.860 i feel like that's close

00:07:24.900 okay you're coming in a little bit

00:07:27.560 like your sound is a little echoey

00:07:29.140 but what part of texas are you from

00:07:30.560 in particular

00:07:31.080 fort hood

00:07:32.860 fort hood

00:07:33.480 oh fort hood

00:07:34.420 okay okay okay okay

00:07:35.580 okay okay

00:07:37.340 yeah it sounds a little echoey

00:07:39.900 so it's it's a little bit hard

00:07:40.920 for me to hear you

00:07:41.540 but okay so you're from fort hood texas

00:07:43.780 but i'm gonna play the snow

00:07:45.300 for a landing page

00:07:46.080 that's where i've been my whole night

00:07:47.280 gotcha

00:07:48.060 you went to high school

00:07:48.740 and everything else like that

00:07:49.600 there i'm guessing

00:07:50.660 okay

00:07:51.760 uh what's your like uh

00:07:53.520 ethnic background

00:07:54.200 my mom is puerto rican

00:07:55.940 and my dad is African American

00:07:57.280 okay

00:07:58.300 let me guess

00:07:59.460 uh okay

00:08:00.440 so and how they meet

00:08:01.800 military or

00:08:02.620 they met back

00:08:04.540 my mom was in milwaukee wisconsin

00:08:06.020 so they just met

00:08:06.860 as kids

00:08:07.320 growing up in high school

00:08:08.240 and they just quit

00:08:09.320 interesting okay

00:08:11.020 so what do you do for fun

00:08:12.360 i like to travel

00:08:14.520 i like to go eat

00:08:15.700 i like to

00:08:17.040 shop

00:08:18.260 those are your hobbies

00:08:19.920 mm-hmm

00:08:21.360 okay

00:08:21.960 those aren't really hobbies

00:08:23.160 but okay

00:08:23.520 that's fine

00:08:24.020 those are for sure hobbies

00:08:25.340 those are for sure hobbies

00:08:26.740 more traveling

00:08:27.640 is not a hobby

00:08:28.480 so what do you want me to say

00:08:32.280 playing tennis

00:08:33.680 i like to play tennis

00:08:34.660 okay

00:08:35.200 all right

00:08:35.740 now we're getting somewhere

00:08:36.580 yeah

00:08:37.720 okay

00:08:38.460 now i gotta ask this

00:08:40.400 because i know the chat's

00:08:41.180 probably wondering this

00:08:42.100 you fund your own trips

00:08:44.000 yeah

00:08:45.640 i mean

00:08:46.140 i haven't been on a trip

00:08:47.000 that was funded by somebody else

00:08:48.180 okay

00:08:48.660 all right

00:08:49.000 not gonna lie

00:08:50.100 but me and my girls

00:08:51.240 got our own money

00:08:51.780 to go do whatever

00:08:52.860 we want to go

00:08:53.440 we didn't go

00:08:53.740 what we wanted

00:08:54.160 cool

00:08:55.000 what do you

00:08:55.460 what do you do

00:08:55.860 for a profession

00:08:56.600 i am an instagram model

00:08:58.980 i would say

00:08:59.500 you're a what

00:09:01.080 i'm sorry

00:09:01.420 i'm a

00:09:02.620 this is the thing

00:09:04.300 or something

00:09:04.580 wasn't the instagram model

00:09:05.580 i promote for a lot

00:09:06.720 of companies

00:09:07.280 i did have a

00:09:08.580 i have only fans

00:09:09.780 but i'm not really

00:09:10.940 on there like that anymore

00:09:11.840 because i do have two kids

00:09:12.740 but

00:09:13.040 um

00:09:14.300 okay

00:09:14.680 yeah

00:09:15.860 all right

00:09:17.000 so

00:09:17.360 you um

00:09:18.200 you do modeling gigs

00:09:19.320 of

00:09:19.800 influencer

00:09:21.480 are you

00:09:22.560 uh

00:09:22.900 i'm sorry

00:09:26.260 i can barely hear you too

00:09:28.760 the company's

00:09:29.640 send me lots of money

00:09:30.420 to make posts

00:09:31.200 and i can just sit at home

00:09:32.280 and just

00:09:32.720 you know

00:09:33.180 my own business

00:09:33.860 okay

00:09:34.680 all right

00:09:35.280 so so you're on social media

00:09:36.460 your main platform is instagram

00:09:37.740 i'm guessing

00:09:38.220 for sure

00:09:39.400 okay

00:09:40.040 tiktok too

00:09:40.760 are you doing the dances

00:09:41.480 over there

00:09:41.940 every time i make a fucking tiktok

00:09:43.540 it gets deleted

00:09:44.180 so i fucking gave up

00:09:45.620 tiktok is what

00:09:47.520 i gave up

00:09:47.840 every time i make a tiktok

00:09:48.760 it's lit for like

00:09:49.700 it's real lit

00:09:50.400 and then i post them

00:09:51.300 and they're like

00:09:52.300 okay it's gone

00:09:52.920 i'm okay

00:09:53.340 i'm not doing this no more

00:09:55.180 yeah

00:09:55.940 we're

00:09:56.500 i've been banned on tiktok

00:09:58.000 since 2020

00:09:58.500 so i didn't

00:09:59.340 you know

00:09:59.800 what are you on snapchat now

00:10:01.300 you're snapchatting

00:10:02.180 me

00:10:02.840 snapchat

00:10:03.500 you look like you're snapchat

00:10:05.120 nah we're banned on snapchat too

00:10:06.940 i'm banned on snapchat too

00:10:08.960 but he didn't make a new account

00:10:10.100 on my phone

00:10:10.600 that says that

00:10:11.080 you detect this device

00:10:11.940 all right

00:10:12.260 you're like okay cool

00:10:13.000 oh you had a snapchat premium

00:10:14.280 no

00:10:15.640 i just had a regular snapchat

00:10:16.840 that i had

00:10:17.600 since i was young

00:10:18.200 and i just

00:10:18.860 i think i posted a link

00:10:20.560 to something

00:10:21.340 and it just

00:10:22.160 deleted my whole shit

00:10:23.200 and i can't log into nothing

00:10:24.600 okay

00:10:25.960 did you uh

00:10:27.320 did you go to college

00:10:28.040 or nah

00:10:28.760 i did a year

00:10:30.260 i'm 24 now

00:10:31.560 i did a year

00:10:32.280 um at unc charlotte

00:10:33.880 back in north carolina

00:10:34.880 and then like

00:10:35.480 i started doing these videos

00:10:36.620 and

00:10:37.020 i moved to la

00:10:38.340 because it was just

00:10:39.120 the money was in la

00:10:40.640 so i said

00:10:41.500 fuck no

00:10:41.840 charlotte had left

00:10:42.640 gotcha

00:10:43.720 how'd you like la

00:10:44.420 i love la

00:10:46.020 i still live there now

00:10:46.960 i love it

00:10:47.780 i guess that's where

00:10:48.800 me and you disagree

00:10:49.560 i hate la

00:10:50.240 but that's a whole

00:10:50.760 other conversation

00:10:51.320 why

00:10:51.820 it's burnt

00:10:53.940 burnt out

00:10:54.820 what was that

00:10:55.500 you know what burnt out

00:10:57.700 means like it's like

00:10:58.340 dry burnt out

00:10:59.480 oh you said burnt out

00:11:01.180 burnt

00:11:02.260 like burnt out

00:11:03.460 like it's like

00:11:04.040 oh no no no

00:11:05.420 i mean i never lived there

00:11:06.640 but every time i visit

00:11:07.500 i'm like get me the hell

00:11:08.240 out of here

00:11:08.600 it's

00:11:09.460 yeah

00:11:10.700 la is not a vibe for me

00:11:12.040 i guess some people love it

00:11:13.140 it's one of those things

00:11:13.720 like you either hate

00:11:14.380 or you love it

00:11:14.780 but los angeles to me

00:11:15.700 is not necessarily

00:11:16.460 yeah like you go there

00:11:21.320 you do what you got to do

00:11:22.360 you know you do your

00:11:23.100 little press run

00:11:23.800 you know you get in

00:11:24.460 and get out

00:11:24.920 you know you don't really

00:11:25.740 want to stay there long

00:11:26.580 it's dangerous

00:11:27.280 it's you know

00:11:28.280 not to get into politics

00:11:30.100 or anything like that

00:11:30.700 it's dirty

00:11:31.660 everybody thinks it's so

00:11:33.980 dangerous that we have

00:11:34.860 the worst hurricanes

00:11:35.760 we're gonna rob

00:11:36.520 and i'm like it's not even

00:11:37.420 the hurricane was

00:11:39.080 a small storm

00:11:40.080 i think that rob yet

00:11:41.980 crossed my fingers

00:11:44.060 wait hurricanes of

00:11:45.020 california

00:11:45.520 they said

00:11:47.060 you didn't see all of the news

00:11:48.200 that they were trying to say

00:11:48.840 we were having a big ass hurricane

00:11:50.620 a few days ago

00:11:53.160 it was on every news track

00:11:54.420 when they were saying

00:11:54.880 california

00:11:55.480 you prepare

00:11:56.100 everybody at the grocery store

00:11:57.420 find all the waters

00:11:58.240 and it was only thunder

00:11:59.540 and lightning

00:12:00.080 and a little bit of wind

00:12:00.840 you sure

00:12:01.840 you sure you're not talking

00:12:03.380 about uh florida

00:12:04.280 maybe you got

00:12:05.060 california

00:12:05.960 california with a hurricane

00:12:07.300 that's that's okay

00:12:08.180 that's look

00:12:09.160 look at it

00:12:09.680 i'm trying to tell you

00:12:10.400 that's what they

00:12:10.920 the grocery stores

00:12:12.020 are sold out of water

00:12:12.680 and everything

00:12:13.160 okay

00:12:14.560 i'll take your word for it

00:12:16.100 but uh

00:12:16.940 regardless california

00:12:18.200 isn't that necessarily fun

00:12:19.200 but uh okay

00:12:20.480 so um

00:12:22.340 hmm

00:12:23.040 anything else interesting

00:12:24.880 about yourself

00:12:25.480 um

00:12:27.480 so

00:12:28.440 what

00:12:29.580 what's interesting about me

00:12:30.740 i'm funny

00:12:32.320 but naturally funny

00:12:33.800 i think i'm a little comedian

00:12:34.960 low key

00:12:35.380 but it just is natural

00:12:36.300 it's nothing

00:12:36.740 i'm not like

00:12:37.880 i'm not just

00:12:38.020 a cat and a joke star

00:12:39.060 i'm just

00:12:39.360 you think you're funny

00:12:40.240 i know i'm funny

00:12:41.840 all right

00:12:42.360 tell me a joke

00:12:43.240 because i genuinely

00:12:44.160 don't think women

00:12:44.720 are that funny

00:12:45.260 i'm not a good person

00:12:46.260 it's just like

00:12:46.780 you know

00:12:47.120 i'm even gonna catch

00:12:47.920 the funniness

00:12:48.500 i'm not like

00:12:49.080 oh

00:12:49.340 i'm not too there

00:12:50.660 no it's not that

00:12:52.080 well no

00:12:52.860 tell me a joke man

00:12:53.940 because i mean

00:12:54.380 here's my thing

00:12:55.020 i don't think

00:12:57.000 i genuinely don't think

00:12:58.340 women are that funny

00:12:59.040 i think there's a reason

00:13:00.080 why most comedians

00:13:00.820 are dudes

00:13:01.240 but i don't think

00:13:02.160 women are that funny

00:13:02.800 just be honest

00:13:04.200 okay but i told you

00:13:05.120 i'm not a jokester person

00:13:06.320 i'm more so like

00:13:07.200 if it's something funny

00:13:08.480 i'm the person

00:13:09.340 that women's gonna

00:13:09.900 let you know

00:13:10.380 like

00:13:10.720 i'm like

00:13:11.860 it's just

00:13:12.780 just rowdy

00:13:14.100 okay

00:13:14.320 all right so that's

00:13:15.040 about seven minutes

00:13:16.200 it is

00:13:16.920 um yeah

00:13:17.420 okay

00:13:17.940 so yes i mean

00:13:19.180 um afterwards

00:13:20.180 we'll get an interview

00:13:20.980 about how this went

00:13:21.740 but i have another

00:13:22.560 friend for you

00:13:23.100 it's uh

00:13:23.460 my guy fresh

00:13:24.100 um i would say

00:13:26.400 they're good friends

00:13:27.920 i know they're competing

00:13:29.680 against each other

00:13:30.180 right now

00:13:30.520 but uh

00:13:31.120 it is a competition

00:13:32.440 so

00:13:32.780 you can have it bro

00:13:34.560 you want it

00:13:37.240 you want it

00:13:37.560 you want it

00:13:37.880 fresh uh welcome

00:13:39.360 to the stream

00:13:39.960 hey fresh

00:13:42.760 wait a minute

00:13:44.000 you look familiar

00:13:45.100 oh my god

00:13:46.300 shit

00:13:46.700 wait

00:13:48.300 i know you

00:13:49.740 how does this

00:13:50.420 happen every time

00:13:51.400 because i don't have a girl

00:13:52.140 bro

00:13:52.340 yo

00:13:52.960 i know you

00:13:54.380 i know you

00:13:54.400 what did

00:13:55.720 how

00:13:56.080 this better not be

00:13:57.880 your pickup line

00:13:58.580 this is not your

00:13:59.260 pickup line

00:13:59.800 no

00:14:00.120 because

00:14:00.720 it's true

00:14:02.020 because um

00:14:02.800 i know you're from

00:14:04.600 niggat keys

00:14:05.760 oh

00:14:07.620 we're on youtube

00:14:08.300 with him

00:14:08.940 yeah we need to do youtube

00:14:10.060 that's my guy

00:14:11.060 that's my guy

00:14:11.920 oh then you might

00:14:13.560 have to just

00:14:14.400 get up right now

00:14:15.480 i can't

00:14:16.440 yeah i can't

00:14:17.000 that's that's bro code

00:14:17.900 i can't do that

00:14:18.540 sneeko

00:14:18.880 what

00:14:19.600 see some of the game

00:14:20.780 already dog

00:14:21.440 what do you mean

00:14:22.600 but look at her

00:14:23.120 don't you uh

00:14:23.840 think she's attractive

00:14:24.400 bro that's like

00:14:25.960 the homie code

00:14:26.520 i can't go

00:14:27.100 you know

00:14:27.820 i can't do that bro

00:14:28.960 i'll do it anyway

00:14:30.640 okay

00:14:34.820 okay okay okay

00:14:36.540 we're just

00:14:37.660 we're just gonna

00:14:38.160 just go to the phone

00:14:39.240 we're telling me

00:14:40.440 that it was

00:14:40.920 yeah

00:14:41.400 okay

00:14:42.320 so um

00:14:43.680 damn

00:14:44.380 so what's good

00:14:45.780 what's good

00:14:47.540 what's good

00:14:48.100 what's good

00:14:48.760 hold on

00:14:49.280 i

00:14:49.460 question for you

00:14:50.500 though

00:14:50.740 do you have kids

00:14:51.820 you said what

00:14:53.900 do you have kids

00:14:54.860 i do

00:14:56.020 how many

00:14:57.060 two

00:14:58.340 oh god

00:14:59.720 sorry sorry

00:15:01.300 sorry

00:15:01.480 i had a

00:15:03.040 afterettes

00:15:04.240 um

00:15:04.940 okay so um

00:15:06.400 how was your day

00:15:07.120 my day was amazing

00:15:08.960 it was beautiful

00:15:09.860 it was a great day

00:15:10.640 hot as fuck

00:15:11.320 but it's amazing

00:15:12.140 yeah

00:15:12.960 listen i'm in miami

00:15:14.380 it's hot as hell

00:15:15.520 summer

00:15:15.860 but you know what they said

00:15:17.200 though they said that

00:15:17.680 this year is the hottest year

00:15:18.640 ever in history

00:15:19.580 so

00:15:20.660 really

00:15:21.660 who told you that

00:15:23.100 you're a part of that

00:15:24.220 you know

00:15:24.540 okay

00:15:26.140 i'm

00:15:26.680 i'm

00:15:26.700 i'm

00:15:27.580 i'm

00:15:28.140 i'm

00:15:28.380 i'm

00:15:28.440 i'm

00:15:28.480 i'm

00:15:28.740 i'm

00:15:29.020 i'm

00:15:29.260 i'm

00:15:29.340 i'm

00:15:29.860 i'm

00:15:29.940 i'm

00:15:30.240 i'm

00:15:30.460 i'm

00:15:30.560 i'm

00:15:31.040 bioblazen

00:15:34.420 yo

00:15:35.020 yo by the way

00:15:35.680 by the way

00:15:35.700 by the way

00:15:36.280 okay

00:15:36.540 i know nate

00:15:37.240 is trinidadian

00:15:38.120 i'm from

00:15:39.320 barbados

00:15:39.800 i'm

00:15:39.980 bayesian

00:15:40.500 but like

00:15:41.480 you ever been

00:15:42.840 with a guy

00:15:43.320 from barbados

00:15:43.700 before

00:15:44.020 or a bayesian

00:15:44.660 guy before

00:15:45.120 or no

00:15:45.580 i've

00:15:46.520 traveled a lot of places

00:15:48.000 i've never been to

00:15:48.560 barbados before

00:15:49.180 i'm

00:15:49.660 telling you right

00:15:50.220 right now like

00:15:51.500 we're the best

00:15:52.920 in the caribbean

00:15:53.800 and i don't want to boast

00:15:55.160 about it

00:15:55.520 nico

00:15:55.780 but like

00:15:57.260 haitians are cool

00:15:58.200 we got to get them a lot

00:15:59.720 by the way

00:16:01.120 wait

00:16:01.620 what is that

00:16:02.620 yo

00:16:03.740 elris

00:16:04.340 anyhow

00:16:04.820 um

00:16:05.660 so uh

00:16:07.100 when are you coming to

00:16:07.800 miami

00:16:08.020 i don't know

00:16:10.520 my

00:16:10.760 one of my close friends

00:16:11.800 actually lives in miami

00:16:12.560 she's asking me

00:16:13.240 you know ruby rose

00:16:14.080 what the

00:16:15.020 yeah i know ruby rose

00:16:16.380 ruby's the homie

00:16:17.860 she's like

00:16:18.480 come to miami

00:16:19.060 she got a nice ass friend

00:16:19.960 i was out there

00:16:20.620 go to miami

00:16:21.320 kick it

00:16:21.920 probably

00:16:23.000 are you cool

00:16:24.380 are you cool

00:16:26.080 with zs too

00:16:27.200 zs

00:16:28.920 i don't know who zs is

00:16:30.160 okay good

00:16:30.640 cool

00:16:31.000 okay great

00:16:31.680 awesome

00:16:32.300 um

00:16:33.580 yeah

00:16:34.280 wait a minute

00:16:35.820 you were in

00:16:37.480 music video

00:16:38.500 with uh

00:16:39.820 with the jacques

00:16:41.900 oh hell no bro

00:16:45.260 how is this

00:16:46.220 she been everywhere

00:16:47.760 dog

00:16:48.280 i mean

00:16:50.040 she's awesome

00:16:50.840 but like

00:16:51.400 you know

00:16:52.220 i feel like

00:16:52.980 you've been

00:16:54.180 outside

00:16:55.060 you feel me

00:16:55.840 i'm an inside guy

00:16:56.860 though

00:16:57.040 i don't know

00:16:57.600 i would say

00:16:59.020 i was outside

00:16:59.700 but i mean

00:17:00.240 i'm inside now

00:17:00.960 for sure

00:17:01.340 you know

00:17:01.940 the kids

00:17:02.740 the family thing

00:17:04.500 the

00:17:04.880 i mean

00:17:05.480 but what's wrong

00:17:05.900 with a music video

00:17:06.540 you don't want to

00:17:07.100 you don't want to

00:17:07.540 because you was

00:17:10.200 touching up

00:17:10.700 you was on

00:17:13.380 jacques like it

00:17:14.180 was rice on

00:17:14.940 chicken

00:17:15.900 that's a music video

00:17:17.320 okay

00:17:18.000 relax

00:17:18.760 okay okay

00:17:19.980 okay

00:17:20.420 it's giving

00:17:21.200 like it's giving

00:17:22.000 the work

00:17:22.640 and then

00:17:23.000 right in the

00:17:23.340 10 o'clock

00:17:23.860 it's giving

00:17:25.700 it should be

00:17:26.020 outside

00:17:26.520 but okay

00:17:27.780 it's giving

00:17:28.860 it's 2023

00:17:29.760 that was like

00:17:30.340 2020

00:17:31.260 or 2019

00:17:32.540 that's a long

00:17:33.340 time ago

00:17:33.760 listen i don't

00:17:34.940 forget

00:17:35.220 i see a face

00:17:36.340 what were you doing

00:17:36.660 what were you doing

00:17:37.400 in 2019

00:17:37.940 i was working

00:17:39.100 working at chick-fil-a

00:17:40.980 no i'm just kidding

00:17:41.480 um

00:17:42.340 my pleasure though

00:17:43.420 okay so look

00:17:44.280 listen

00:17:44.560 listen listen

00:17:45.140 i don't want to

00:17:46.340 go against the

00:17:46.800 bro code

00:17:47.240 but i'll say

00:17:48.140 this right

00:17:48.600 like let's say

00:17:49.800 we didn't know

00:17:50.860 nate

00:17:51.100 this is like

00:17:52.160 off the cuff

00:17:53.140 when you coming

00:17:55.680 to see me

00:17:56.120 what

00:17:57.980 when you coming

00:17:59.120 to see me

00:17:59.700 i'm just saying

00:18:02.060 like minus

00:18:04.760 the two kids

00:18:05.440 minus nate

00:18:06.480 when you come

00:18:07.100 to see me

00:18:07.720 lord

00:18:09.740 i don't know

00:18:14.460 the nate

00:18:15.040 thing killed me

00:18:15.700 the nate

00:18:16.220 thing is like

00:18:16.720 i just feel like

00:18:17.220 i'm on here

00:18:17.800 because like i said

00:18:18.800 bro code

00:18:19.600 because let me tell you

00:18:20.760 it's just i don't

00:18:22.180 know i can't even

00:18:22.780 say what if

00:18:23.480 because it is

00:18:24.580 it is

00:18:25.440 you know it's funny

00:18:26.780 when i got homies

00:18:28.080 like our girls

00:18:28.780 i don't talk to them

00:18:30.040 unless they're in a room

00:18:30.920 we can't text

00:18:32.260 no no instagram

00:18:34.740 nothing exactly

00:18:35.740 with all respect

00:18:36.400 so i feel you on that

00:18:37.520 and snickle

00:18:38.320 else nico

00:18:38.780 we could be really

00:18:39.260 good friends though

00:18:40.000 like i feel like

00:18:40.820 we could be like

00:18:41.940 friends

00:18:42.640 you know

00:18:43.420 wait so

00:18:45.220 freshness for the

00:18:46.200 friend zone

00:18:46.540 no no no no

00:18:47.300 here's the plan

00:18:49.020 here's the plan

00:18:49.600 here's the plan

00:18:51.080 we gonna be friends

00:18:52.340 you show me your

00:18:53.300 friends i show you

00:18:53.920 my friends

00:18:54.460 we get to go

00:18:55.220 friends for you

00:18:56.360 listen

00:18:57.040 high five one

00:18:57.900 i got you

00:18:58.540 see

00:18:59.540 it's gonna work out

00:19:01.040 w riz

00:19:01.940 well

00:19:03.140 she wins i win

00:19:04.020 yes me thank you

00:19:05.940 oh i like him

00:19:08.080 okay

00:19:08.960 um

00:19:09.600 good stuff

00:19:10.220 alright

00:19:10.480 that's

00:19:10.820 yeah

00:19:11.180 okay okay

00:19:15.300 yes me

00:19:15.680 i want to ask

00:19:16.320 um

00:19:16.780 who do you

00:19:17.960 like between

00:19:19.000 what the

00:19:19.620 okay

00:19:20.060 yo

00:19:20.980 chill out

00:19:26.760 chill out

00:19:27.700 did you just pull

00:19:28.560 your gun

00:19:28.980 no i'm not

00:19:30.040 it's fake

00:19:30.960 don't worry

00:19:31.280 uh yes me

00:19:32.120 who did you

00:19:33.400 prefer

00:19:33.740 or

00:19:34.500 which date

00:19:36.180 do you think

00:19:36.540 was better

00:19:36.840 between

00:19:37.260 um

00:19:37.740 my friend

00:19:38.220 myron

00:19:38.540 and my

00:19:38.740 friend

00:19:38.880 fresh

00:19:39.160 okay

00:19:39.540 it's awkward

00:19:40.940 because you know

00:19:41.600 nate got keys

00:19:42.320 and i were in

00:19:43.200 relationship

00:19:43.580 um

00:19:44.900 and that's

00:19:45.380 the friend

00:19:45.720 so i would

00:19:46.080 never

00:19:46.320 do

00:19:46.460 anything

00:19:46.640 like that

00:19:47.020 but him

00:19:47.300 and i

00:19:47.540 just clicked

00:19:48.040 like he's

00:19:48.500 just cool

00:19:49.140 like that's

00:19:50.540 like we could be

00:19:51.260 friends

00:19:51.640 okay okay

00:19:53.060 what about uh

00:19:53.940 your date with

00:19:54.340 myron how did

00:19:54.820 that go

00:19:55.160 he was cool

00:19:57.020 but it's kind

00:19:57.440 of awkward

00:19:57.760 like i don't

00:19:58.360 think we would

00:19:58.940 we don't have

00:19:59.400 anything in

00:19:59.800 common or like

00:20:00.520 i don't think

00:20:00.860 we would

00:20:01.280 wait so he

00:20:02.020 didn't raise

00:20:02.340 you up at

00:20:02.740 all you like

00:20:03.280 you didn't

00:20:03.580 notice any

00:20:04.040 charisma

00:20:04.320 no

00:20:05.460 wait myron

00:20:07.360 can you uh

00:20:07.820 she has some

00:20:08.180 choice words for

00:20:08.880 you she's a

00:20:09.440 little upset

00:20:09.960 no he's cool

00:20:11.140 i just don't think

00:20:12.200 that was best

00:20:12.660 he's not my

00:20:14.300 type

00:20:14.700 oh god

00:20:16.800 you better come

00:20:17.240 on here and

00:20:17.540 talk shit

00:20:18.000 no he's not

00:20:18.980 no he's in a

00:20:20.040 good mood

00:20:20.300 he really

00:20:20.820 liked you

00:20:21.780 no he's cool

00:20:23.220 i fuck with

00:20:23.720 him

00:20:23.840 he's a

00:20:25.180 girlfriend

00:20:25.440 he's next

00:20:25.860 to him

00:20:26.240 in the back

00:20:26.700 no that's uh

00:20:27.460 that's my

00:20:27.820 slave

00:20:28.100 so i'm

00:20:29.420 joking

00:20:29.600 that's my

00:20:31.280 chef

00:20:31.500 i'm joking

00:20:32.140 uh myron

00:20:33.200 what

00:20:33.560 what did

00:20:34.400 you uh

00:20:34.760 think about

00:20:35.180 the date

00:20:36.000 the date

00:20:37.380 yeah

00:20:37.700 i mean

00:20:40.080 we talked a few

00:20:41.460 minutes you don't

00:20:42.120 really get to

00:20:42.600 you gotta

00:20:42.880 spend a bit

00:20:43.740 more time

00:20:44.100 talking to

00:20:44.440 someone to

00:20:44.760 figure things

00:20:45.160 we don't really

00:20:45.500 know i tried

00:20:45.800 that good yet

00:20:46.480 what was that

00:20:47.940 i said we

00:20:49.040 didn't really

00:20:49.340 get to what

00:20:49.880 can you talk

00:20:50.280 about in three

00:20:50.660 minutes that's

00:20:51.280 like a piece

00:20:52.620 of gum going

00:20:53.560 bad in three

00:20:54.500 minutes yeah

00:20:55.500 right right but

00:20:56.420 why did you

00:20:56.820 prefer or why

00:20:58.020 do you think you

00:20:58.340 can be friends

00:20:58.680 with fresh why

00:20:59.300 can't you be

00:20:59.640 friends with

00:21:00.020 uh myron we

00:21:00.760 can all we

00:21:01.200 can all be

00:21:01.600 friends but him

00:21:02.160 and i just

00:21:02.480 click like i

00:21:03.160 don't know i

00:21:03.400 think because we

00:21:03.800 have a mutual

00:21:04.260 already so he

00:21:05.500 kind of knew

00:21:05.900 more about me i

00:21:06.820 think um and

00:21:09.020 we had it was

00:21:10.100 easier conversation

00:21:10.840 for the

00:21:11.140 this flow

00:21:11.600 nothing against

00:21:12.380 why do you

00:21:14.120 think it was

00:21:14.380 not flowing

00:21:14.860 with it's okay

00:21:15.440 i'm not friends

00:21:15.980 with females

00:21:16.380 anyway so i

00:21:17.360 don't take

00:21:17.640 offense to it

00:21:18.180 don't worry

00:21:19.480 about it

00:21:20.420 yeah any

00:21:20.960 man that said

00:21:21.520 they're friends

00:21:21.880 with a female

00:21:22.400 is is cat

00:21:24.120 because y'all

00:21:24.900 yeah i don't

00:21:25.980 know about the

00:21:26.260 curse on here

00:21:26.780 but that's what

00:21:27.320 i'm that's what

00:21:27.700 i'm trying to

00:21:28.000 say it's there's

00:21:29.000 no such thing

00:21:29.560 as botanic

00:21:30.100 male

00:21:30.600 exactly exactly

00:21:33.240 that's what i'm

00:21:33.960 saying there's

00:21:34.240 no such thing as

00:21:34.860 a male and

00:21:35.340 female friend

00:21:35.860 all right so

00:21:39.240 you asked me so

00:21:39.760 the winner is um

00:21:41.220 it's fresh the

00:21:42.360 darker one

00:21:42.980 don't make it

00:21:44.560 racist i'm not

00:21:45.700 racist why would

00:21:47.540 that be racist

00:21:48.200 i like it's

00:21:49.080 love his hair

00:21:49.600 though huh

00:21:50.140 oh she's

00:21:51.080 like i have one

00:21:53.200 thing to say

00:21:53.640 his hair i'm just

00:21:55.600 waving with it

00:21:56.060 baby why are you

00:21:57.120 using my brush

00:21:57.720 any final thoughts

00:22:06.940 jasmine uh you're

00:22:08.360 gonna come to

00:22:08.680 miami and i'm

00:22:10.280 gonna come name

00:22:10.740 a ruby we all

00:22:12.240 won't listen i

00:22:13.400 don't know yeah

00:22:15.180 it was nice to

00:22:15.700 meet you guys

00:22:16.280 nice to meet you

00:22:17.540 too thanks for

00:22:18.080 coming on what's

00:22:19.360 your name i'm

00:22:20.100 just oh whoa

00:22:21.300 wait wait wait

00:22:22.080 wait wait wait

00:22:22.620 can i get the

00:22:23.480 help oh hey

00:22:24.080 baby uh how

00:22:25.120 many kids you

00:22:25.560 got goodbye i'm

00:22:27.580 joking oh okay

00:22:28.460 good good good

00:22:29.140 good good because

00:22:29.780 uh two kids is

00:22:30.480 crazy um okay

00:22:32.740 we got another

00:22:33.200 girl coming off

00:22:33.980 one more one

00:22:35.020 more and i know

00:22:35.680 myr wants to go

00:22:36.160 to see oh come

00:22:37.000 on man why are

00:22:37.860 you dying to talk

00:22:38.860 to a woman and

00:22:39.520 not have to yell

00:22:40.120 at them they like

00:22:41.260 to see this they're

00:22:42.220 analyzing they get

00:22:43.140 to learn a little

00:22:43.640 bit you guys are

00:22:44.220 the number one

00:22:45.040 male podcast in

00:22:45.880 the world they

00:22:46.760 want to see you in

00:22:47.340 a different

00:22:47.600 environment instead

00:22:48.200 of yelling at

00:22:48.780 women you know

00:22:49.320 saying how and

00:22:50.400 it's so funny this

00:22:51.180 went exactly how i

00:22:51.880 expected you knew

00:22:52.540 the girl and myron

00:22:54.300 uh hates women so

00:22:55.940 but the

00:22:57.560 there's one more

00:22:58.220 there's one more

00:22:58.580 there's one more

00:22:59.000 myron she didn't

00:23:00.140 look like her

00:23:00.480 pictures man how

00:23:01.280 are you gonna let

00:23:01.720 fresh win though

00:23:02.160 treat it like a

00:23:02.660 competition he just

00:23:03.840 beat you you're gonna

00:23:05.100 let fresh win

00:23:05.740 he's not gonna try

00:23:06.740 try or beat him

00:23:09.260 this is the

00:23:09.760 competition oh you

00:23:10.360 talk to women

00:23:10.940 professionally she

00:23:12.280 said she got two

00:23:13.020 kids out of late

00:23:13.660 but it's still like

00:23:14.620 even get treat it

00:23:17.280 like a game you know

00:23:18.260 like it's basketball

00:23:18.980 treat women like uh

00:23:20.440 like it's an object

00:23:21.040 that you're dribbling

00:23:21.520 around you know like

00:23:23.200 go from the misogyny

00:23:24.040 angle how can you

00:23:25.420 beat fresh in this

00:23:26.380 next round we have a

00:23:27.040 girl she's waiting

00:23:27.540 right now um let me

00:23:28.920 pull up a gram

00:23:29.360 go ahead sir no no

00:23:31.200 myron first myron

00:23:32.000 first no man myron

00:23:33.220 first let's do it

00:23:34.700 out putting us out

00:23:35.460 here with single

00:23:36.000 moms man

00:23:36.580 what my phone

00:23:39.440 night no no i

00:23:41.380 charged her right

00:23:41.960 there come on my

00:23:45.180 last one last one

00:23:46.100 last one last one

00:23:46.640 last one promise

00:23:47.280 you didn't even tell

00:23:48.620 me you dragged me

00:23:49.260 all the way i thought

00:23:50.040 you knew because you

00:23:50.740 talked about it in the

00:23:51.520 street you were

00:23:51.820 talking about an

00:23:52.240 fnf yesterday

00:23:52.840 no i had no clue

00:23:54.340 who's that i had no

00:23:55.980 clue i think that's

00:23:56.780 the girl come and

00:23:57.240 talk about some shit

00:23:58.180 come over sneaker try

00:23:59.520 to put me out with

00:24:00.120 single we're gonna

00:24:00.620 talk about our shit

00:24:01.260 bro i might you

00:24:02.140 know i'm saying if

00:24:03.220 you're not trying to

00:24:03.680 put you on i just

00:24:04.420 want you to win i want

00:24:06.220 you to beat fresh it

00:24:08.060 doesn't yeah exactly

00:24:08.880 stop that you're

00:24:09.700 thinking of it like

00:24:10.300 it's it's after hours

00:24:11.200 thinking of it like

00:24:11.860 it's a competition

00:24:12.580 fresh is fresh is one

00:24:13.660 up that's fine i'm

00:24:15.060 doing this with rice

00:24:15.640 gum too we're one

00:24:16.320 one right now i've

00:24:17.060 said it publicly a

00:24:17.740 million times fresh

00:24:18.300 gets more girls than i

00:24:19.080 do bro i've said

00:24:19.880 this a million

00:24:20.300 times everybody

00:24:22.060 knows this as much

00:24:22.960 as people like make

00:24:23.780 fun of fresh he

00:24:25.500 actually gets a lot

00:24:26.800 of girls man chat

00:24:29.080 says myron got that

00:24:29.940 father authority

00:24:30.880 figure is

00:24:31.600 i wish i heard what

00:24:38.740 angie said get her

00:24:40.600 instagram so you can

00:24:41.220 fuck her later

00:24:41.780 shout out to angie

00:24:43.480 yeah you did bring

00:24:44.580 your girlfriend on a

00:24:45.560 e-date but uh

00:24:46.480 nigga i didn't know

00:24:47.240 that's what like

00:24:48.060 no it's fine

00:24:50.220 yeah it don't

00:24:51.060 matter hey cj how

00:24:52.360 you doing it's nice

00:24:53.120 to meet you

00:24:54.120 how are you guys

00:25:00.100 doing good doing

00:25:01.100 good it's uh it's

00:25:01.960 nice to meet you

00:25:02.620 uh thanks for the

00:25:03.440 20 big dogs

00:25:04.160 how can i make it

00:25:06.640 louder um you

00:25:09.300 press the volume up

00:25:10.460 button okay

00:25:11.600 got it all right

00:25:13.540 uh chat be nice

00:25:14.800 so this is uh this is

00:25:16.340 my friend myron uh he

00:25:17.240 thinks you're you're

00:25:17.760 very attractive and

00:25:18.440 you would like to

00:25:19.100 talk to you for a

00:25:19.780 little bit and then

00:25:20.580 i have another friend

00:25:21.140 for you and so you

00:25:22.280 you can pick which

00:25:23.440 one of the two i

00:25:23.820 never said that

00:25:24.940 i'm sure you can

00:25:28.280 pick which one of

00:25:29.060 two i i think you're

00:25:29.940 very attractive cj

00:25:30.740 that's why i'm putting

00:25:31.540 you on and then you

00:25:32.840 could pick between

00:25:33.400 out my two friends

00:25:34.100 which one you want to

00:25:34.900 go on an all expenses

00:25:36.020 paid trip date on

00:25:38.080 with is this real or

00:25:40.640 a joke no it's a joke

00:25:42.080 so i'm actually gonna

00:25:43.000 go but you do get to

00:25:43.760 pick which one you like

00:25:44.500 more okay okay all

00:25:47.540 right i'll see you in

00:25:48.520 a bit i'm gonna put a

00:25:49.400 seven minute timer you

00:25:50.660 guys can chop it up you

00:25:51.640 love birds you know keep

00:25:52.540 it pg and that'll bring

00:25:53.960 on uh guest number two

00:25:55.020 let's rumble right we

00:25:55.840 can say what we want

00:25:56.460 yeah go ahead you can

00:25:58.160 say whatever you want

00:25:58.740 you can use by the way

00:25:59.440 on rumble so you can

00:26:00.040 use racial slurs you

00:26:00.760 want cj uh homophobic

00:26:02.380 slurs anything you want

00:26:03.060 to do um you're not

00:26:04.620 censored i am uh close

00:26:06.220 to getting a new deal so

00:26:07.100 maybe keep it a little

00:26:07.780 bit okay uh have fun

00:26:09.240 guys have fun love

00:26:10.120 birds okay uh so

00:26:12.260 what's your name it's cj

00:26:13.340 cj miles cj what miles

00:26:18.160 miles okay where are

00:26:19.480 you from philippines

00:26:21.400 okay uh born there

00:26:23.500 raised there or you

00:26:24.880 raised in the philippines

00:26:26.700 i'm born raised okay

00:26:28.500 when'd you come over

00:26:29.200 when i was 24 oh okay

00:26:33.520 and you're how old now

00:26:35.180 um 16 forever 16

00:26:40.260 i'm forever 16

00:26:44.400 i'm forever 16

00:26:44.420 i said i'm forever 16

00:27:02.580 okay forever 21

00:27:06.760 my bad oh she's not

00:27:08.760 forever 21 okay

00:27:09.760 no she's not forever

00:27:10.700 16 i know she just

00:27:12.000 changed it i just change

00:27:14.520 it i change my mind all

00:27:16.340 the time did myer just

00:27:17.420 frank castle himself from

00:27:18.460 a date oh hi all right

00:27:21.940 uh angie wanted to talk

00:27:23.280 to her okay i'm frank

00:27:24.140 castle myself from jail

00:27:25.080 what the fuck wait yeah

00:27:27.240 16 is illegal why would

00:27:28.300 you say that oh okay my

00:27:30.440 bad oh it's okay it's

00:27:31.540 okay no problem i know

00:27:32.840 you're joking would

00:27:35.200 just angie would angie like

00:27:36.120 to speak to her

00:27:37.420 okay

00:27:39.740 okay okay here you go here

00:27:45.120 you go okay so we have

00:27:46.280 uh this is myron's girlfriend

00:27:48.860 hi how are you don't tell

00:27:51.720 her about it go ahead

00:27:52.720 hi what's your name

00:27:54.640 hi cj dj dj dj cj cj what

00:27:59.520 does it stand for it's just

00:28:02.240 my name it's my name is your

00:28:04.680 name how old are you yes you

00:28:08.380 can be you can be honest with

00:28:09.520 me it's fine well do you guys

00:28:11.560 know what i do for a living what

00:28:13.280 do you do i can't like guess but

00:28:15.520 what do you do okay well i do

00:28:17.440 only fans and i'm you what i do

00:28:21.620 only fans and i'm in porn so you're

00:28:25.540 in porn

00:28:26.120 brothers yes breast oh my god oh

00:28:31.320 yeah well i can have been 16 okay

00:28:33.820 oh wow you saw that that's awesome

00:28:38.420 you have a great buddy though thank

00:28:40.860 you so much you too so thank you uh

00:28:43.940 what are you trying to do here like

00:28:45.400 you're trying to hook up with

00:28:46.400 somebody or is it just like to get

00:28:48.480 on a day or i don't know um you

00:28:51.580 don't know you just got here yeah

00:28:53.960 they just told me to go in here so i

00:28:55.540 have to upload this yeah this is a

00:28:57.820 competition so you kind of like need

00:28:59.840 to oh okay i don't know really what

00:29:01.420 i'm doing here

00:29:02.420 you're the worst host ever like you

00:29:05.980 didn't tell them what they're doing

00:29:07.500 why is it no

00:29:08.500 it's fine it's fine you're very

00:29:11.340 pretty like you

00:29:12.220 no she's really clueless

00:29:14.980 it's fine you're just you're just

00:29:17.140 really pretty like that's amazing

00:29:18.340 like can you tell me more about your

00:29:19.880 job

00:29:20.160 sorry what's that can you tell me more

00:29:25.240 about your job

00:29:25.840 she's a porn star by the way oh haram

00:29:28.280 haram habibi

00:29:30.200 haram habibi she said well i'm gonna leave

00:29:33.580 you with the host

00:29:34.380 okay it was nice to meet you though so

00:29:37.400 that was uh myron's girlfriend i have

00:29:39.600 that can help you out at all but we

00:29:40.920 have um the final contestant fresh my

00:29:43.940 good friend

00:29:44.420 and uh what's up i only have two

00:29:48.900 dates

00:29:49.540 all three now okay perfect amazing

00:29:53.020 hi

00:29:53.720 why it's so small just fucking okay

00:29:57.020 take these

00:29:57.500 all right uh you love birds go at it

00:30:01.980 and uh have fun

00:30:03.840 hi

00:30:06.280 hey what's up

00:30:07.620 what's up how are you

00:30:09.900 i'm chilling are you are you wearing

00:30:11.640 pants right now

00:30:12.200 huh

00:30:13.720 are you wearing pants right now

00:30:15.200 this is a first date haram listen

00:30:22.520 listen listen listen listen i can see

00:30:27.000 you have a nice body

00:30:27.580 but you have a nice body but you know

00:30:31.780 what i want

00:30:32.200 i want to see where your where your

00:30:34.560 mind's at

00:30:35.040 so where's my man where's your mind

00:30:37.760 do you know where's my mind i want

00:30:40.320 you to tell me

00:30:40.920 in your pants

00:30:43.440 that's just kidding that's a good

00:30:46.700 one

00:30:46.980 amazing

00:30:49.520 don't be serious

00:30:52.960 that was uh that was funny no but

00:30:57.920 okay so where you from

00:31:00.660 i'm in miami

00:31:03.380 you're in miami oh me too that's easy

00:31:05.920 oh perfect

00:31:07.080 wait a minute

00:31:07.960 wait you're in miami

00:31:10.220 sunny aisles

00:31:12.280 i've seen you before

00:31:14.540 what the fuck

00:31:15.500 yo oh my god

00:31:16.940 no no no no no

00:31:18.380 yo you look so okay hold on hold on

00:31:21.380 what's

00:31:22.160 you saw me in porn hub

00:31:24.000 no no no no no no no

00:31:25.320 maybe at a party or somewhere

00:31:27.120 i don't go out

00:31:29.140 at all

00:31:30.120 no

00:31:31.440 you've never been to komodo

00:31:32.620 you've never been to like uh poppy steak

00:31:35.560 carbona

00:31:36.760 i've seen you somewhere before

00:31:38.140 for sure yeah

00:31:39.220 okay so i've seen you at dinner

00:31:40.580 with somebody else

00:31:42.540 so

00:31:43.340 are you single

00:31:44.420 i'm sad

00:31:45.860 i'm not by i'm not by myself

00:31:47.640 do be sad if i'm by myself

00:31:49.440 okay

00:31:50.320 i am single

00:31:51.020 but i'm dating everybody

00:31:52.440 okay so other than

00:31:55.840 what you do for work

00:31:57.040 what do you do for fun

00:31:58.000 when you're not working

00:31:58.700 is this uh pg

00:32:03.700 just say what you gotta say

00:32:05.920 say yo

00:32:06.300 skip it as raw as possible

00:32:07.780 because i like it raw too

00:32:08.700 pause

00:32:09.540 well i mean

00:32:11.780 what do you want to do

00:32:13.420 what do you do

00:32:14.120 what do you like doing

00:32:15.660 i like

00:32:16.780 does this work for you

00:32:18.400 i like traveling

00:32:19.420 eating at nice restaurants

00:32:21.720 driving nice cars

00:32:23.260 having a good fun time

00:32:24.900 enjoying life basically

00:32:25.640 what's your car

00:32:26.320 huh

00:32:27.080 what's your car

00:32:28.680 i have a 2001

00:32:30.800 torta corolla

00:32:31.860 what do you drive

00:32:34.600 a urus

00:32:36.920 oh you drive a urus

00:32:38.500 what color

00:32:38.940 a pink one

00:32:40.520 that's

00:32:43.000 that's cool

00:32:43.640 yeah

00:32:44.680 okay so whenever

00:32:45.840 we pull up to a spot

00:32:46.800 we pull up to your car

00:32:47.520 right

00:32:47.760 yes

00:32:49.240 you gonna let me drive

00:32:50.640 i'm an asian driver

00:32:53.360 so

00:32:53.780 say less

00:32:56.080 say less

00:32:56.480 i'm an asian driver

00:32:57.500 from miami

00:32:58.340 hold on

00:32:58.980 question though

00:32:59.920 do you like bbc

00:33:01.580 i like everything

00:33:04.840 oh my god

00:33:05.580 no no no

00:33:06.100 this is the question though

00:33:07.540 do you like bbc

00:33:09.040 limp or girth

00:33:09.960 i like bbc

00:33:12.860 and bwc

00:33:13.640 i like everything big

00:33:14.880 nah baby

00:33:15.960 if you're talking to me

00:33:16.700 you gotta choose one

00:33:17.500 only one

00:33:18.240 i am the one

00:33:19.600 hold on

00:33:23.860 do you even know

00:33:24.440 do you even know

00:33:25.000 where i'm from

00:33:25.480 guess where i'm from

00:33:27.180 take a guess

00:33:29.800 cuba

00:33:32.720 what the fuck

00:33:34.360 i mean i'm dark

00:33:36.480 but god damn

00:33:37.540 everybody's from

00:33:39.080 somewhere

00:33:40.060 okay

00:33:40.880 i'm gonna give you a hint

00:33:42.320 rihanna

00:33:43.400 barbados

00:33:46.260 yeah you got it

00:33:47.500 amazing

00:33:49.120 you got it

00:33:49.980 you got it

00:33:50.760 wait chat

00:33:51.180 why are you saying

00:33:51.620 she looks like my mom

00:33:52.620 what

00:33:53.560 because she's asian

00:33:54.600 are you filipino

00:33:56.200 yes

00:33:57.560 oh okay okay

00:33:58.500 salamat for coming on

00:33:59.400 thank you

00:33:59.720 all right

00:33:59.980 so let's wrap it up

00:34:00.720 now

00:34:00.960 i want to ask you

00:34:02.240 who do you think

00:34:03.020 who did you vibe more

00:34:03.960 on the date with

00:34:05.040 friend number one

00:34:06.040 myron

00:34:06.400 because he got scared

00:34:09.380 okay uh so myron

00:34:11.080 or fresh

00:34:11.940 which one

00:34:12.340 which one uh

00:34:12.980 who won

00:34:13.340 i guess fresh

00:34:14.840 because the other

00:34:16.020 guy left

00:34:16.540 so i didn't get

00:34:17.120 talked to him

00:34:17.880 all right

00:34:18.400 well

00:34:18.640 he forfeited

00:34:19.240 since the foot

00:34:20.720 yeah well

00:34:21.280 hey well you still

00:34:22.120 won round one

00:34:22.680 all right

00:34:22.880 thank you so much

00:34:23.680 cj

00:34:24.080 thank you

00:34:25.180 thank you

00:34:26.100 all right

00:34:26.640 all right

00:34:26.960 chat do not watch

00:34:27.760 your porn

00:34:28.120 absolutely do not

00:34:29.440 watch that

00:34:29.960 and uh

00:34:30.820 yeah

00:34:32.020 i've seen it before

00:34:32.900 though bro

00:34:33.280 how have you seen

00:34:34.100 every fucking girl

00:34:34.880 wait have you seen

00:34:35.740 ruby rose before

00:34:36.380 because i'm gonna

00:34:36.700 get her on next

00:34:37.160 week you should

00:34:37.440 come for that one

00:34:37.940 so i know who

00:34:41.000 she's around

00:34:41.480 so i know about

00:34:42.560 her but i never

00:34:43.220 really like with

00:34:44.240 her you know

00:34:44.820 yeah one more

00:34:46.260 party um but

00:34:47.520 yeah i'm gonna

00:34:47.780 bring her on ruby

00:34:48.480 rose confirmed

00:34:48.980 i might even be

00:34:50.000 able to get uh

00:34:50.600 cardi b and nikki

00:34:51.320 on this like

00:34:52.260 dead ass bro

00:34:52.940 that'd be fire

00:34:54.240 dead ass

00:35:05.740 so i only

00:35:07.300 i hope you

00:35:09.360 hope you

00:35:10.520 enjoyed

00:35:11.060 this week

00:35:11.780 thank you

00:35:13.980 cite

00:35:16.220 so

SNEAKO - September 01, 2023

SNEAKO Puts Myron & Fresh On An E-Date!

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