SNEAKO - December 30, 2022


SNEAKO Reacts To 6 Male Virgins vs 1 Fake


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Length

16 minutes

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Word count

2,979

Sentence count

183

Harmful content

Misogyny

25

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Toxicity

97

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Hate speech

35

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In this episode, the guys talk about being virgins and how to deal with being a virgin at a young age. We also talk about how it's better to be virgins at a younger age than at a certain age when it comes to sex.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Juuuubilee?
00:00:08.000 Why are you virgins? 1.00
00:00:11.000 I grew up like Christian, so...
00:00:12.000 Well, my mom was the main one that was like,
00:00:14.000 make sure you wait, make sure you wait, and so...
00:00:16.000 I don't know, it kind of stuck with me.
00:00:17.000 Virgin!
00:00:18.000 For me, I grew up religious like you, but I'm 20 now,
00:00:21.000 so even for the past three years, I'm not gonna...
00:00:23.000 Chat, this is professional meat-watching right now.
00:00:25.000 Lie, it's not the religious aspect anymore, 0.96
00:00:27.000 I'm just bad with women. 1.00
00:00:30.000 keep it real i'm muslim for me it's like why not just wait and do it through the sharia do it 0.99
00:00:38.080 through the dean because you know it's not worth going facts if you can't get any bitches just be 1.00
00:00:41.920 like oh well god god though it's not like i don't even want pussy because god hellfire for me so for 0.99
00:00:48.600 me it's kind of a lot of reasons one i was a super late bloomer i only felt sexual attraction for the 0.98
00:00:52.240 first time like four years ago looking like i do women usually aren't like bursting to get down on 1.00
00:00:56.760 so I haven't had anything sort of just, like, fall into my lap.
00:01:00.220 Yeah, it's not a priority right now.
00:01:02.020 Does anyone know about sexual transmutation?
00:01:06.820 What a Hamza answer right there, bro. 1.00
00:01:09.340 This guy's gonna do, he definitely does, like, self-help TikToks.
00:01:12.380 It's not a priority right now.
00:01:13.700 With the Sigma male music.
00:01:18.000 Does anyone know about trans nofap?
00:01:20.620 Does anyone know about sexual transmutation?
00:01:23.420 No.
00:01:23.700 essentially the desire you have to have sex is a very strong desire especially if you're a man
00:01:30.840 put it into the work put it into the gym watch what will happen you will hit every goal so that's
00:01:36.000 kind of my reason yeah nice i want to do it because i generally like want something from you 0.98
00:01:40.940 and is is this a is this a with you not for just a simple like hey w faggot w stream w hitler w 0.99
00:01:48.060 rape what you got for christmas i didn't get shit i got some shaving cream from this girl's mom but 1.00
00:01:52.360 That's it. 1.00
00:01:53.200 So it has to do with Christianity as well.
00:01:54.840 It talks about in Romans,
00:01:56.140 offer our bodies as a living sacrifice,
00:01:58.260 which is a good and reasonable, reasonable,
00:02:01.180 I'm underlining, reasonable service.
00:02:03.780 It's a gift that I want to give to my future wife.
00:02:07.860 How old is everyone here, by the way?
00:02:09.120 22.
00:02:09.960 20.
00:02:10.800 22.
00:02:11.640 23.
00:02:12.480 26.
00:02:13.300 I'm 32.
00:02:14.200 Bruh, bruh.
00:02:15.940 32, dude, respect to you, man, for waiting.
00:02:18.580 Three, two? 0.96
00:02:19.860 Yo, type of one if you're a virgin here, man.
00:02:22.060 Any 32-year-old virgins in here? 1.00
00:02:23.820 And you ain't never-
00:02:24.860 Wait, let's talk about that though.
00:02:26.340 Because if you are not married by 32,
00:02:29.620 you will still be a virgin, correct?
00:02:31.380 Yeah, but my God, he ain't finna do me like that.
00:02:34.100 My God loves me.
00:02:35.420 It ain't no way you 32 and a virgin. 0.66
00:02:37.780 How are you virgin shaming in a virgin? 1.00
00:02:40.340 You're also a virgin, oh yeah, nah, that can't be me. 1.00
00:02:43.260 You also don't get pussy, bro. 1.00
00:02:45.800 Look at all the virgins in the chat. 1.00
00:02:46.860 Congrats, yay, good job for you.
00:02:49.500 Good job.
00:02:50.620 Good job, you guys did it. 1.00
00:02:52.400 I'm waiting for the right one, faggot. 1.00
00:02:55.280 Oh, I care, oh God, okay, fine, okay, okay, I repent. 1.00
00:03:05.240 Nerds. 0.62
00:03:06.060 I'm 32, I'm just gonna keep this country.
00:03:10.220 It seemed like he wanted to present
00:03:11.900 the extreme of his religion. 0.85
00:03:17.040 I don't even know who, Irving is the gay one? 1.00
00:03:20.620 Uh, the gay one's prob- yeah that makes sense. Irving is the gay one. 0.99
00:03:24.620 Transmutation, uh, kinda sus.
00:03:29.620 I'm not sure yet, I'm not sure yet. 0.99
00:03:34.620 Shit. 1.00
00:03:35.620 Nah, that dude's a virgin, 100%. 1.00
00:03:38.620 Tell us how you felt. 0.99
00:03:39.620 Oh, it was black, black. 0.99
00:03:41.620 Nah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:03:42.620 I'm gonna ask you, like, you're 32, how does that go?
00:03:44.620 How does it go? It goes, it goes rough.
00:03:46.620 I mean, my body's ready, I want that, I wanna be married,
00:03:49.620 be married but i put more value on my walk with the lord and my future wife have you been oh but
00:03:55.100 think about it like religious people in the chat is it going to be easier to find a wife and be 1.00
00:03:58.120 able to get married if you start fucking some bitches like if you're 32 and you've never fucked 1.00
00:04:02.120 a bitch what woman is going to want to go spend her whole life with you like you're already at 1.00
00:04:07.600 that age and so inexperienced it's aren't you going to be a better husband if you have female 1.00
00:04:12.880 experience especially a lot of it and you know how they tick you know how to fuck them you know 0.99
00:04:16.780 what to do and then those opportunities were like maybe i could have had many opportunities but i 0.96
00:04:22.280 keep myself away from those types of things has everybody dated before or have you guys had
00:04:29.420 significant others i've only had one girlfriend so yeah me too i've only had one girlfriend i've
00:04:34.000 had two i've had a handful i never really had an official boyfriend but like i had seen like two
00:04:41.780 people. So I'll go out like on dates and whatnot, but nothing really official. And have you guys
00:04:47.140 kissed or? Kissed? Yeah. Nothing beyond. Have you guys kissed? Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. One of my
00:04:55.780 relationships was entirely long distance. She was in Portugal the whole time. So like my lips don't
00:05:00.900 really stretch across the ocean very well. Have you guys ever fell in love before? For sure.
00:05:05.960 Really? Even though you never dated anybody? Yeah, for sure. I'm a very passionate person.
00:05:10.840 When I was younger, obviously you have like those high school crushes and whatnot.
00:05:14.980 I don't want to flex or anything, but my car outside, I bought it by myself.
00:05:18.000 It's like 120K.
00:05:19.540 I opened my own company.
00:05:21.020 And that's all because I've stayed focused and not let myself become a part of.
00:05:25.520 Hey, Sigma Grindset dude, bro.
00:05:27.440 This dude, someone linked me this guy's motivational TikTok.
00:05:30.980 You know, like what's going on in society?
00:05:32.660 I have a question for you in the last five seconds.
00:05:34.680 I feel like a lot of people accomplish a lot of things while still having sex
00:05:38.960 and you just make time for it.
00:05:39.880 or you can just, like, fap and forget about it, like, yeah, you can just fap and fap, fap, that's 0.98
00:05:44.840 what your chat sounds like right now, calling me a fucking city boy, all right, you're disciplined, 1.00
00:05:49.280 disciplined, fucking, I know you want to fuck, you liar, come on, you're gonna be in my chat, 1.00
00:05:54.800 virtue signaling, get the fuck out of here, like, you don't watch porn, there's no way, how do you 1.00
00:05:59.560 get to that, and okay, for the virgins, maybe I'm lying, maybe I'm capping, for the virgins watching 1.00
00:06:03.140 this, it seems that there's a lot, type a two of you, if you've actually got pussy before, the amount 0.99
00:06:07.420 of virgins here for the virgins how old are you anybody types one how old are you this far in 0.98
00:06:12.240 life and not not even like i don't but when they when they do engage in that type of stuff they go
00:06:20.260 through a heartbreak they could be successful but they have to had like this battle before all that
00:06:25.260 happened he kept talking about like his mindset and grind set and it reminded me of like american
00:06:29.100 psycho and that guy oh oh pull up let's see your card
00:06:34.540 dang i thought i'd be eliminated uh right away but i've had nick oh yeah i thought i'd be good
00:06:49.020 i'm surprised i made a second round woman climb on top of me and i i still say no and then shut 1.00
00:06:53.500 the fuck up shut the fuck up bro what what right away but i've had naked woman climb on top of me 1.00
00:07:03.280 and i i still say no and then get the fuck out of here next day i go submit three loans and make 1.00
00:07:08.920 like ten thousand dollars this dude's capping there's no way l virgin shaming degenerate all 1.00
00:07:19.680 All right, Caesar, I see you're mad ass in here. 0.99
00:07:21.600 All right, bro, virgin. 0.99
00:07:23.900 I mean, I'm not shaming you, 1.00
00:07:25.440 just you're a fucking virgin. 1.00
00:07:27.140 Interesting. 1.00
00:07:27.920 Cool.
00:07:29.000 If you think the mole is still in the box
00:07:31.380 and you wish to continue playing the game,
00:07:33.280 please raise your hand.
00:07:35.620 Wow.
00:07:36.460 Oh, interesting.
00:07:37.300 I didn't think y'all were gonna raise your hand.
00:07:38.860 I have a bit of a accusation,
00:07:41.120 and so Alex, I think that you made a mistake
00:07:44.920 and you're here rather to promote that virginity
00:07:48.260 until marriage would have been the better option.
00:07:50.680 I've definitely been in the situations
00:07:52.040 where me and my girlfriend were making out
00:07:54.200 and there are definitely worse scenarios
00:07:56.280 that we could have gone farther than that.
00:07:59.020 This is gonna sound bad, but I'm just too scared of my mom 0.88
00:08:01.160 to be like, hey, I had sex. 0.86
00:08:02.800 But you only just don't tell her. 1.00
00:08:05.060 Didn't have sex because of your mom.
00:08:07.380 When I turned 16, 17, that was when I really started
00:08:10.980 diving into the Bible and reading more into it
00:08:13.400 and kind of creating it for my own.
00:08:15.620 What denomination is your church?
00:08:17.940 I'll be honest with you. I don't know which denomination it is, but we're Christians.
00:08:21.860 Okay, okay, okay.
00:08:23.680 This dude doesn't even know what denomination he is.
00:08:26.220 He didn't know what his denomination was.
00:08:28.660 I feel like every religious person knows what their denomination is.
00:08:31.840 He definitely cares about his religion way more than I do,
00:08:33.960 and I know my domination like the back of my hand.
00:08:36.140 I don't tell anyone that I'm a virgin.
00:08:37.940 It's definitely something I really...
00:08:39.100 Oh, yeah, I mean, like, do you really need to say it?
00:08:43.440 I go, oh, virgin shaming. 1.00
00:08:46.440 like okay bro whoa you're a virgin really watch him watch him win and me be a fucking dickhead 1.00
00:08:54.680 and i know that my domination like the back of my hand i don't tell anyone i'm a virgin it's 0.99
00:08:58.760 definitely something i really keep under wraps because i feel very like embarrassed and ashamed
00:09:02.440 of it like i've failed somehow once when i was in college i was in this creative writing class
00:09:06.920 and the teacher declared upon us your next assignment is to tell the true story of your
00:09:10.360 first kiss and i was like oh god and then she followed with i know you've all had it and was
00:09:15.160 like oh devil god. I do yes admit that I feel pressured to have sex because everyone else is
00:09:21.960 talking about their guy, their girl and I'm like okay I'm just like what the ass. I've been in 0.99
00:09:29.000 band my whole life starting in middle school and I'm still in my college marching band. It's actually
00:09:33.640 kind of uncommon when you say oh yeah I'm not a virgin they'll be like they'll kind of look at you 0.53
00:09:36.920 like you play clarinet and you've had sex. Growing up I played football my whole life and so that
00:09:42.440 That was a very big deal, especially at the high school I went to.
00:09:45.360 I would say definitely at that time, I felt the pressure of just society saying like,
00:09:49.260 dude, you haven't had sex? Just go for it. It's easy.
00:09:51.400 I would rather wait. I would rather wait.
00:09:52.940 Wait for what? I don't, like, what the hell are you waiting for?
00:09:56.780 Someone's special needs, isn't that gay as a man to be like, I'm waiting for the right one. 1.00
00:10:03.300 I just want a special whore to pop my cherry. 1.00
00:10:06.300 It's just, I don't see any masculine way you can be like, I want the right one to nut inside. 1.00
00:10:12.440 I want to choke the right bitch. 1.00
00:10:15.800 Just say those words without, 1.00
00:10:19.340 just say it out loud. 1.00
00:10:20.060 All the mad religious people in here, 1.00
00:10:21.660 try to not sound fruity. 0.99
00:10:25.020 I just want it to be special 1.00
00:10:27.500 when I cum on her face. 1.00
00:10:29.480 What? 1.00
00:10:32.260 When I knock on the door three times on her ass 1.00
00:10:34.960 before I stick it in doggy style, 1.00
00:10:36.800 it's gotta be the one that has my heart. 1.00
00:10:39.500 Fuck off. 1.00
00:10:40.800 No. 1.00
00:10:42.440 No?
00:10:43.280 Okay.
00:10:47.740 I just felt like what Aaron said was really smart
00:10:49.800 and it felt like a big CSI moment.
00:10:51.620 So I was like, oh, he definitely got him.
00:10:53.220 That's it.
00:10:56.400 Yeah, the Christian denomination thing.
00:10:58.100 I got it.
00:10:58.920 I'm voting for him too.
00:11:01.580 Bummer, bummer, bummer.
00:11:02.620 I wish I had like a virgin card
00:11:04.000 I could show you guys or something.
00:11:05.320 If you think the mole is still in the box
00:11:08.240 and you wish to continue playing.
00:11:09.380 Nah, these dudes are all virgins, bro. 0.93
00:11:10.800 Maybe the queer, I mean, in a good way. 1.00
00:11:13.640 The queer is not a bad word. 1.00
00:11:14.480 The game, please raise your hand.
00:11:17.140 I'm just super curious why you two,
00:11:19.640 I guess, didn't want to continue.
00:11:21.220 Because I think it was Alex.
00:11:23.220 I think we are virgins.
00:11:25.040 Yeah, I thought that what you said
00:11:26.260 during the last round was super smart.
00:11:27.560 It felt like a big CSI moment.
00:11:29.020 It's just like, oh, if you're-
00:11:29.920 And even then, all religious people, 1.00
00:11:31.080 how does being a virgin make you better?
00:11:32.600 You see it?
00:11:33.440 You're like, yeah, save yourself, save yourself.
00:11:36.020 Look at the four virgins right here.
00:11:37.800 Yeah, I thought that what you said
00:11:39.000 during the last round was super smart.
00:11:40.300 It felt like a big CSI moment.
00:11:41.460 Like, what power do they have?
00:11:43.200 Like, what makes you...
00:11:44.340 Are they stronger?
00:11:45.460 Are they more masculine?
00:11:46.980 Are their brains intact more?
00:11:48.400 Are they more susceptible to fall in love or whatever?
00:11:50.980 Like, there's four virgins in front of you right now on the screen. 0.99
00:11:55.280 What are they fucking protecting themselves from? 0.99
00:11:57.500 I don't see it. 0.99
00:11:58.580 Moments is like, oh, if you're wrong, then, like, I don't trust anything anymore.
00:12:02.000 I think you definitely have the...
00:12:03.220 Like, what?
00:12:03.860 What?
00:12:04.360 Between these four virgins, what is it? 1.00
00:12:08.060 Porn is worse than sex. 1.00
00:12:09.040 obviously yes yes yes obviously virgins assemble they're just gonna be like yeah next round 1.00
00:12:17.700 next round comes seeping out of their eyes god's watching me
00:12:22.840 the vibe of like a band kid who hasn't done it yet which i can say because i used to be a band
00:12:29.600 kid what'd you play i played trombone oh cool yeah yeah but so you guys think there's still
00:12:35.160 Yeah. Well, here's the thing, Aaron, I think it's you, and respectfully, respectfully, I think it's because you're imposing what you are onto what Alex was, and that's maybe what you did, and I'm thinking that you're, what's it called?
00:12:48.220 It's not.
00:12:48.720 One more thing, is just that because of, you know, your age and everything, I don't think age is, it should matter.
00:12:53.300 That's okay, that's okay. It's hard to believe, yes.
00:12:55.220 Do you, I guess, like, what was your longest relationship?
00:12:58.220 About a year, a little over a year.
00:13:00.220 And then, was there times where she wanted to, like, escalate it? Because I know you're, you know.
00:13:05.060 I've only dated Christian women, and so they've also wanted to maintain a certain level of purity. 0.62
00:13:14.840 Okay, I see.
00:13:16.060 What about the poophole loophole, chat?
00:13:17.860 Okay, religious people.
00:13:19.340 What about the poophole loophole?
00:13:20.680 I'm used to do some, like, some Christians, some Christian conservatives from the South 0.99
00:13:25.900 back in high school, and they would take it up the butt. 0.99
00:13:28.760 They would. 0.97
00:13:29.660 They would go down the poophole loophole.
00:13:32.260 Is that...
00:13:33.300 Is that... 0.99
00:13:34.020 is chat fucked up what the hell's going on everybody left okay there we go look at rumble 0.99
00:13:38.340 what the hell what the hell cool ominous 0.99
00:13:44.100 it just seemed like he wasn't as confident as he was in the previous round so i was like okay
00:13:52.960 he gotta go if you think the mole's still in the box and you wish to continue playing please raise
00:14:00.260 if the lights turn green
00:14:03.260 that means you have
00:14:05.000 voted the mole out and you win
00:14:06.840 if the lights turn red
00:14:08.640 that means the mole is still in the box
00:14:10.700 and you lose
00:14:11.440 3, 2, 1
00:14:14.400 what?
00:14:17.120 it's you
00:14:17.600 no it's you
00:14:19.920 you weren't surprised
00:14:22.260 it's the bumbleclut
00:14:24.600 or it's the virgin
00:14:27.100 looking one
00:14:27.820 Bro, see what I'm saying? It's probably the virgin looking one and he just fu-
00:14:31.820 He's a chameleon! 0.89
00:14:33.820 No!
00:14:34.820 On the count of three, can the mole please step out?
00:14:36.820 One, two, three
00:14:39.820 What up, y'all? 1.00
00:14:41.820 FUCK! 1.00
00:14:42.820 FUCK! 1.00
00:14:44.820 FUCK! 1.00
00:14:45.820 EL! 1.00
00:14:47.820 You fucking snake! 1.00
00:14:49.820 You McLovin looking ass! 1.00
00:14:51.820 Yes! 1.00
00:14:53.820 He good!
00:14:55.820 He good, like, oh, I wanted to see him,
00:14:58.180 but then the way he was talking, I'm like, nah.
00:15:00.680 But, turns out...
00:15:02.300 He got me!
00:15:04.220 Boom, buka! 0.97
00:15:05.160 He get hella meow-meow.
00:15:06.560 Well played.
00:15:07.940 That was well played, because I believed everything that you said.
00:15:11.440 Most of what I said was true.
00:15:12.920 Those personal stories, they were from before I, you know, did the honky-donk.
00:15:17.040 I see, I see, I see.
00:15:18.340 I trusted him.
00:15:19.420 I was like, oh, you play trombone, I play clarinet, we're good.
00:15:22.860 Wait, so when did you have sex then?
00:15:24.460 I'm like eight times with, er, not eight times, with eight different people. 1.00
00:15:29.100 Chat, you're letting this dude fuck more bitches than you? 1.00
00:15:31.260 Meow, meow. He get meow, meow. 1.00
00:15:34.140 The big...
00:15:34.780 What the hell was that, bro?
00:15:37.260 I don't like bots! 0.91
00:15:39.500 Meow, meow. He get meow, meow.
00:15:47.580 The big thing, the most important thing that I will probably say today,
00:15:51.020 and that's to all of the young men out there who don't look conventionally attractive
00:15:55.020 and feel like they will never find love or sex because of it.
00:15:58.380 No matter what you look like, there are plenty of people who are into that.
00:16:02.060 It's just up to you to find them, treat them with respect, have good hygiene.
00:16:06.540 You'll be just fine.
00:16:08.060 Oh my god.
00:16:08.700 Celebrate with your catch.
00:16:10.700 Man, hiding in plain sight.
00:16:18.140 That's it.