SNEAKO - December 30, 2022


SNEAKO Reacts To 6 Male Virgins vs 1 Fake

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Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Alex Irving Aaron Sigma Grindset Juuuubilee McLovin Kissed Bummer Porn
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Length

16 minutes

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2,979

Sentence count

247

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Misogyny

25

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Toxicity

97

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35

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In this episode, the guys talk about being virgins and how to deal with being a virgin at a young age. We also talk about how it's better to be virgins at a younger age than at a certain age when it comes to sex.

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00:00:00 Juuuubilee?
00:00:08 Why are you virgins? 1.00
00:00:11 I grew up like Christian, so...
00:00:12 Well, my mom was the main one that was like,
00:00:14 make sure you wait, make sure you wait, and so...
00:00:16 I don't know, it kind of stuck with me.
00:00:17 Virgin!
00:00:18 For me, I grew up religious like you, but I'm 20 now,
00:00:21 so even for the past three years, I'm not gonna...
00:00:23 Chat, this is professional meat-watching right now.
00:00:25 Lie, it's not the religious aspect anymore, 0.96
00:00:27 I'm just bad with women. 1.00
00:00:30 keep it real i'm muslim for me it's like why not just wait and do it through the sharia do it 0.99
00:00:38 through the dean because you know it's not worth going facts if you can't get any bitches just be 1.00
00:00:41 like oh well god god though it's not like i don't even want pussy because god hellfire for me so for 0.99
00:00:48 me it's kind of a lot of reasons one i was a super late bloomer i only felt sexual attraction for the 0.98
00:00:52 first time like four years ago looking like i do women usually aren't like bursting to get down on 1.00
00:00:56 so I haven't had anything sort of just, like, fall into my lap.
00:01:00 Yeah, it's not a priority right now.
00:01:02 Does anyone know about sexual transmutation?
00:01:06 What a Hamza answer right there, bro. 1.00
00:01:09 This guy's gonna do, he definitely does, like, self-help TikToks.
00:01:12 It's not a priority right now.
00:01:13 With the Sigma male music.
00:01:18 Does anyone know about trans nofap?
00:01:20 Does anyone know about sexual transmutation?
00:01:23 No.
00:01:23 essentially the desire you have to have sex is a very strong desire especially if you're a man
00:01:30 put it into the work put it into the gym watch what will happen you will hit every goal so that's
00:01:36 kind of my reason yeah nice i want to do it because i generally like want something from you 0.98
00:01:40 and is is this a is this a with you not for just a simple like hey w faggot w stream w hitler w 0.99
00:01:48 rape what you got for christmas i didn't get shit i got some shaving cream from this girl's mom but 1.00
00:01:52 That's it. 1.00
00:01:53 So it has to do with Christianity as well.
00:01:54 It talks about in Romans,
00:01:56 offer our bodies as a living sacrifice,
00:01:58 which is a good and reasonable, reasonable,
00:02:01 I'm underlining, reasonable service.
00:02:03 It's a gift that I want to give to my future wife.
00:02:07 How old is everyone here, by the way?
00:02:09 22.
00:02:09 20.
00:02:10 22.
00:02:11 23.
00:02:12 26.
00:02:13 I'm 32.
00:02:14 Bruh, bruh.
00:02:15 32, dude, respect to you, man, for waiting.
00:02:18 Three, two? 0.96
00:02:19 Yo, type of one if you're a virgin here, man.
00:02:22 Any 32-year-old virgins in here? 1.00
00:02:23 And you ain't never-
00:02:24 Wait, let's talk about that though.
00:02:26 Because if you are not married by 32,
00:02:29 you will still be a virgin, correct?
00:02:31 Yeah, but my God, he ain't finna do me like that.
00:02:34 My God loves me.
00:02:35 It ain't no way you 32 and a virgin. 0.66
00:02:37 How are you virgin shaming in a virgin? 1.00
00:02:40 You're also a virgin, oh yeah, nah, that can't be me. 1.00
00:02:43 You also don't get pussy, bro. 1.00
00:02:45 Look at all the virgins in the chat. 1.00
00:02:46 Congrats, yay, good job for you.
00:02:49 Good job.
00:02:50 Good job, you guys did it. 1.00
00:02:52 I'm waiting for the right one, faggot. 1.00
00:02:55 Oh, I care, oh God, okay, fine, okay, okay, I repent. 1.00
00:03:05 Nerds. 0.62
00:03:06 I'm 32, I'm just gonna keep this country.
00:03:10 It seemed like he wanted to present
00:03:11 the extreme of his religion. 0.85
00:03:17 I don't even know who, Irving is the gay one? 1.00
00:03:20 Uh, the gay one's prob- yeah that makes sense. Irving is the gay one. 0.99
00:03:24 Transmutation, uh, kinda sus.
00:03:29 I'm not sure yet, I'm not sure yet. 0.99
00:03:34 Shit. 1.00
00:03:35 Nah, that dude's a virgin, 100%. 1.00
00:03:38 Tell us how you felt. 0.99
00:03:39 Oh, it was black, black. 0.99
00:03:41 Nah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:03:42 I'm gonna ask you, like, you're 32, how does that go?
00:03:44 How does it go? It goes, it goes rough.
00:03:46 I mean, my body's ready, I want that, I wanna be married,
00:03:49 be married but i put more value on my walk with the lord and my future wife have you been oh but
00:03:55 think about it like religious people in the chat is it going to be easier to find a wife and be 1.00
00:03:58 able to get married if you start fucking some bitches like if you're 32 and you've never fucked 1.00
00:04:02 a bitch what woman is going to want to go spend her whole life with you like you're already at 1.00
00:04:07 that age and so inexperienced it's aren't you going to be a better husband if you have female 1.00
00:04:12 experience especially a lot of it and you know how they tick you know how to fuck them you know 0.99
00:04:16 what to do and then those opportunities were like maybe i could have had many opportunities but i 0.96
00:04:22 keep myself away from those types of things has everybody dated before or have you guys had
00:04:29 significant others i've only had one girlfriend so yeah me too i've only had one girlfriend i've
00:04:34 had two i've had a handful i never really had an official boyfriend but like i had seen like two
00:04:41 people. So I'll go out like on dates and whatnot, but nothing really official. And have you guys
00:04:47 kissed or? Kissed? Yeah. Nothing beyond. Have you guys kissed? Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. One of my
00:04:55 relationships was entirely long distance. She was in Portugal the whole time. So like my lips don't
00:05:00 really stretch across the ocean very well. Have you guys ever fell in love before? For sure.
00:05:05 Really? Even though you never dated anybody? Yeah, for sure. I'm a very passionate person.
00:05:10 When I was younger, obviously you have like those high school crushes and whatnot.
00:05:14 I don't want to flex or anything, but my car outside, I bought it by myself.
00:05:18 It's like 120K.
00:05:19 I opened my own company.
00:05:21 And that's all because I've stayed focused and not let myself become a part of.
00:05:25 Hey, Sigma Grindset dude, bro.
00:05:27 This dude, someone linked me this guy's motivational TikTok.
00:05:30 You know, like what's going on in society?
00:05:32 I have a question for you in the last five seconds.
00:05:34 I feel like a lot of people accomplish a lot of things while still having sex
00:05:38 and you just make time for it.
00:05:39 or you can just, like, fap and forget about it, like, yeah, you can just fap and fap, fap, that's 0.98
00:05:44 what your chat sounds like right now, calling me a fucking city boy, all right, you're disciplined, 1.00
00:05:49 disciplined, fucking, I know you want to fuck, you liar, come on, you're gonna be in my chat, 1.00
00:05:54 virtue signaling, get the fuck out of here, like, you don't watch porn, there's no way, how do you 1.00
00:05:59 get to that, and okay, for the virgins, maybe I'm lying, maybe I'm capping, for the virgins watching 1.00
00:06:03 this, it seems that there's a lot, type a two of you, if you've actually got pussy before, the amount 0.99
00:06:07 of virgins here for the virgins how old are you anybody types one how old are you this far in 0.98
00:06:12 life and not not even like i don't but when they when they do engage in that type of stuff they go
00:06:20 through a heartbreak they could be successful but they have to had like this battle before all that
00:06:25 happened he kept talking about like his mindset and grind set and it reminded me of like american
00:06:29 psycho and that guy oh oh pull up let's see your card
00:06:34 dang i thought i'd be eliminated uh right away but i've had nick oh yeah i thought i'd be good
00:06:49 i'm surprised i made a second round woman climb on top of me and i i still say no and then shut 1.00
00:06:53 the fuck up shut the fuck up bro what what right away but i've had naked woman climb on top of me 1.00
00:07:03 and i i still say no and then get the fuck out of here next day i go submit three loans and make 1.00
00:07:08 like ten thousand dollars this dude's capping there's no way l virgin shaming degenerate all 1.00
00:07:19 All right, Caesar, I see you're mad ass in here. 0.99
00:07:21 All right, bro, virgin. 0.99
00:07:23 I mean, I'm not shaming you, 1.00
00:07:25 just you're a fucking virgin. 1.00
00:07:27 Interesting. 1.00
00:07:27 Cool.
00:07:29 If you think the mole is still in the box
00:07:31 and you wish to continue playing the game,
00:07:33 please raise your hand.
00:07:35 Wow.
00:07:36 Oh, interesting.
00:07:37 I didn't think y'all were gonna raise your hand.
00:07:38 I have a bit of a accusation,
00:07:41 and so Alex, I think that you made a mistake
00:07:44 and you're here rather to promote that virginity
00:07:48 until marriage would have been the better option.
00:07:50 I've definitely been in the situations
00:07:52 where me and my girlfriend were making out
00:07:54 and there are definitely worse scenarios
00:07:56 that we could have gone farther than that.
00:07:59 This is gonna sound bad, but I'm just too scared of my mom 0.88
00:08:01 to be like, hey, I had sex. 0.86
00:08:02 But you only just don't tell her. 1.00
00:08:05 Didn't have sex because of your mom.
00:08:07 When I turned 16, 17, that was when I really started
00:08:10 diving into the Bible and reading more into it
00:08:13 and kind of creating it for my own.
00:08:15 What denomination is your church?
00:08:17 I'll be honest with you. I don't know which denomination it is, but we're Christians.
00:08:21 Okay, okay, okay.
00:08:23 This dude doesn't even know what denomination he is.
00:08:26 He didn't know what his denomination was.
00:08:28 I feel like every religious person knows what their denomination is.
00:08:31 He definitely cares about his religion way more than I do,
00:08:33 and I know my domination like the back of my hand.
00:08:36 I don't tell anyone that I'm a virgin.
00:08:37 It's definitely something I really...
00:08:39 Oh, yeah, I mean, like, do you really need to say it?
00:08:43 I go, oh, virgin shaming. 1.00
00:08:46 like okay bro whoa you're a virgin really watch him watch him win and me be a fucking dickhead 1.00
00:08:54 and i know that my domination like the back of my hand i don't tell anyone i'm a virgin it's 0.99
00:08:58 definitely something i really keep under wraps because i feel very like embarrassed and ashamed
00:09:02 of it like i've failed somehow once when i was in college i was in this creative writing class
00:09:06 and the teacher declared upon us your next assignment is to tell the true story of your
00:09:10 first kiss and i was like oh god and then she followed with i know you've all had it and was
00:09:15 like oh devil god. I do yes admit that I feel pressured to have sex because everyone else is
00:09:21 talking about their guy, their girl and I'm like okay I'm just like what the ass. I've been in 0.99
00:09:29 band my whole life starting in middle school and I'm still in my college marching band. It's actually
00:09:33 kind of uncommon when you say oh yeah I'm not a virgin they'll be like they'll kind of look at you 0.53
00:09:36 like you play clarinet and you've had sex. Growing up I played football my whole life and so that
00:09:42 That was a very big deal, especially at the high school I went to.
00:09:45 I would say definitely at that time, I felt the pressure of just society saying like,
00:09:49 dude, you haven't had sex? Just go for it. It's easy.
00:09:51 I would rather wait. I would rather wait.
00:09:52 Wait for what? I don't, like, what the hell are you waiting for?
00:09:56 Someone's special needs, isn't that gay as a man to be like, I'm waiting for the right one. 1.00
00:10:03 I just want a special whore to pop my cherry. 1.00
00:10:06 It's just, I don't see any masculine way you can be like, I want the right one to nut inside. 1.00
00:10:12 I want to choke the right bitch. 1.00
00:10:15 Just say those words without, 1.00
00:10:19 just say it out loud. 1.00
00:10:20 All the mad religious people in here, 1.00
00:10:21 try to not sound fruity. 0.99
00:10:25 I just want it to be special 1.00
00:10:27 when I cum on her face. 1.00
00:10:29 What? 1.00
00:10:32 When I knock on the door three times on her ass 1.00
00:10:34 before I stick it in doggy style, 1.00
00:10:36 it's gotta be the one that has my heart. 1.00
00:10:39 Fuck off. 1.00
00:10:40 No. 1.00
00:10:42 No?
00:10:43 Okay.
00:10:47 I just felt like what Aaron said was really smart
00:10:49 and it felt like a big CSI moment.
00:10:51 So I was like, oh, he definitely got him.
00:10:53 That's it.
00:10:56 Yeah, the Christian denomination thing.
00:10:58 I got it.
00:10:58 I'm voting for him too.
00:11:01 Bummer, bummer, bummer.
00:11:02 I wish I had like a virgin card
00:11:04 I could show you guys or something.
00:11:05 If you think the mole is still in the box
00:11:08 and you wish to continue playing.
00:11:09 Nah, these dudes are all virgins, bro. 0.93
00:11:10 Maybe the queer, I mean, in a good way. 1.00
00:11:13 The queer is not a bad word. 1.00
00:11:14 The game, please raise your hand.
00:11:17 I'm just super curious why you two,
00:11:19 I guess, didn't want to continue.
00:11:21 Because I think it was Alex.
00:11:23 I think we are virgins.
00:11:25 Yeah, I thought that what you said
00:11:26 during the last round was super smart.
00:11:27 It felt like a big CSI moment.
00:11:29 It's just like, oh, if you're-
00:11:29 And even then, all religious people, 1.00
00:11:31 how does being a virgin make you better?
00:11:32 You see it?
00:11:33 You're like, yeah, save yourself, save yourself.
00:11:36 Look at the four virgins right here.
00:11:37 Yeah, I thought that what you said
00:11:39 during the last round was super smart.
00:11:40 It felt like a big CSI moment.
00:11:41 Like, what power do they have?
00:11:43 Like, what makes you...
00:11:44 Are they stronger?
00:11:45 Are they more masculine?
00:11:46 Are their brains intact more?
00:11:48 Are they more susceptible to fall in love or whatever?
00:11:50 Like, there's four virgins in front of you right now on the screen. 0.99
00:11:55 What are they fucking protecting themselves from? 0.99
00:11:57 I don't see it. 0.99
00:11:58 Moments is like, oh, if you're wrong, then, like, I don't trust anything anymore.
00:12:02 I think you definitely have the...
00:12:03 Like, what?
00:12:03 What?
00:12:04 Between these four virgins, what is it? 1.00
00:12:08 Porn is worse than sex. 1.00
00:12:09 obviously yes yes yes obviously virgins assemble they're just gonna be like yeah next round 1.00
00:12:17 next round comes seeping out of their eyes god's watching me
00:12:22 the vibe of like a band kid who hasn't done it yet which i can say because i used to be a band
00:12:29 kid what'd you play i played trombone oh cool yeah yeah but so you guys think there's still
00:12:35 Yeah. Well, here's the thing, Aaron, I think it's you, and respectfully, respectfully, I think it's because you're imposing what you are onto what Alex was, and that's maybe what you did, and I'm thinking that you're, what's it called?
00:12:48 It's not.
00:12:48 One more thing, is just that because of, you know, your age and everything, I don't think age is, it should matter.
00:12:53 That's okay, that's okay. It's hard to believe, yes.
00:12:55 Do you, I guess, like, what was your longest relationship?
00:12:58 About a year, a little over a year.
00:13:00 And then, was there times where she wanted to, like, escalate it? Because I know you're, you know.
00:13:05 I've only dated Christian women, and so they've also wanted to maintain a certain level of purity. 0.62
00:13:14 Okay, I see.
00:13:16 What about the poophole loophole, chat?
00:13:17 Okay, religious people.
00:13:19 What about the poophole loophole?
00:13:20 I'm used to do some, like, some Christians, some Christian conservatives from the South 0.99
00:13:25 back in high school, and they would take it up the butt. 0.99
00:13:28 They would. 0.97
00:13:29 They would go down the poophole loophole.
00:13:32 Is that...
00:13:33 Is that... 0.99
00:13:34 is chat fucked up what the hell's going on everybody left okay there we go look at rumble 0.99
00:13:38 what the hell what the hell cool ominous 0.99
00:13:44 it just seemed like he wasn't as confident as he was in the previous round so i was like okay
00:13:52 he gotta go if you think the mole's still in the box and you wish to continue playing please raise
00:14:00 if the lights turn green
00:14:03 that means you have
00:14:05 voted the mole out and you win
00:14:06 if the lights turn red
00:14:08 that means the mole is still in the box
00:14:10 and you lose
00:14:11 3, 2, 1
00:14:14 what?
00:14:17 it's you
00:14:17 no it's you
00:14:19 you weren't surprised
00:14:22 it's the bumbleclut
00:14:24 or it's the virgin
00:14:27 looking one
00:14:27 Bro, see what I'm saying? It's probably the virgin looking one and he just fu-
00:14:31 He's a chameleon! 0.89
00:14:33 No!
00:14:34 On the count of three, can the mole please step out?
00:14:36 One, two, three
00:14:39 What up, y'all? 1.00
00:14:41 FUCK! 1.00
00:14:42 FUCK! 1.00
00:14:44 FUCK! 1.00
00:14:45 EL! 1.00
00:14:47 You fucking snake! 1.00
00:14:49 You McLovin looking ass! 1.00
00:14:51 Yes! 1.00
00:14:53 He good!
00:14:55 He good, like, oh, I wanted to see him,
00:14:58 but then the way he was talking, I'm like, nah.
00:15:00 But, turns out...
00:15:02 He got me!
00:15:04 Boom, buka! 0.97
00:15:05 He get hella meow-meow.
00:15:06 Well played.
00:15:07 That was well played, because I believed everything that you said.
00:15:11 Most of what I said was true.
00:15:12 Those personal stories, they were from before I, you know, did the honky-donk.
00:15:17 I see, I see, I see.
00:15:18 I trusted him.
00:15:19 I was like, oh, you play trombone, I play clarinet, we're good.
00:15:22 Wait, so when did you have sex then?
00:15:24 I'm like eight times with, er, not eight times, with eight different people. 1.00
00:15:29 Chat, you're letting this dude fuck more bitches than you? 1.00
00:15:31 Meow, meow. He get meow, meow. 1.00
00:15:34 The big...
00:15:34 What the hell was that, bro?
00:15:37 I don't like bots! 0.91
00:15:39 Meow, meow. He get meow, meow.
00:15:47 The big thing, the most important thing that I will probably say today,
00:15:51 and that's to all of the young men out there who don't look conventionally attractive
00:15:55 and feel like they will never find love or sex because of it.
00:15:58 No matter what you look like, there are plenty of people who are into that.
00:16:02 It's just up to you to find them, treat them with respect, have good hygiene.
00:16:06 You'll be just fine.
00:16:08 Oh my god.
00:16:08 Celebrate with your catch.
00:16:10 Man, hiding in plain sight.
00:16:18 That's it.