SNEAKO - May 20, 2022SNEAKO Reacts to Blind Dating 10 guys Through Their Phone!
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In this episode, the boys react to the new and improved Jubilee office, we talk about a new episode of Vs. 1 blind dating, and we give our thoughts on the new girl on the block.
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i want to start by reacting to this jubilee video over here
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um a lot everybody does jubilee reactions but uh now i'm gonna do it too
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i mean this shit is pretty much like very similar to what i do the social experiments with with
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people and trying to figure out what people believe by putting them in situations where
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they can't hide behind their nonsense it's kind of what jubilee is but they're just very friendly
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about it and like this guy look he's nice and safe friendly oh look at look at that ankle space here
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chat look at that ankle space this is a very unintimidating friendly black man he's just
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and this guy here's hugging his knees so they look they're all nice and safe jubilee kind of gives you
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like buzzfeed vibes where just everyone's just on the same page and they don't feel threatened or
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men can't treat women like women in the office like that's the type of men that will work there
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men that can work with women and not just be like oh you're i want to use your mouth as a whole
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instead they get guys like this with fucking way too much ankle space hugging knee guy and look at
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them they're like oh my god yeah they're all the same let's see what i want to hear what their voice
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sounds like i was gonna skip this hello everyone welcome to our new and improved jubilee office
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i told you bro you can tell by the ankle space you can tell by the ankle gap that he was gonna
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hit him on the floor why you sit on the floor you grown ass man sit on the fucking couch it's right
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behind you so nice i feel like we got a facelift right this is so new i love it thank you john
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thank you i love it john you're welcome magic is intel we love terrace house but we have a special
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announcement to make you have 10 days to check out our new human goods store we chat what the fuck did
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i say you could tell by the ankle gap you can tell and you can go check out our store yeah just go to
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my store click the link in the description and go to the store
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we changed the name as you can see it also meant we had to spend money rebranding
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we just released it yesterday so if you don't have it go and get it we have a new episode of versus
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one we're gonna watch it's directed by our lovely phil here what is it about it is about phones
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i see people are like calling like yeah he's gay but my point is people watch stuff like this and
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get the illusion get the idea that men and women can work in an environment together and like they'll
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use stuff like this to be like men and women can men and women can be friends men and women can work
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together but they're both fucking like they're just these type of guys
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it's just a bad rep it's just nice i thought we got a facelift something we had to spend the type
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of people to call themselves i'm a human i'm i'm not i don't really believe in like classifier
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i'm just a human money rebranding we just released it yesterday so if you don't our lovely phil here
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our reaction going to that all right 10 verse 1 blind dating 10 guys
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i haven't seen this i'm not even faking this reaction shot
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top secret okay i'm gonna go into that yo thank you for the the dkk 100
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kasim what the fuck is dkk how much money is that i was ready to oh denmark is that good money
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dkk to usd how much money did you really give me i'm trying to figure out how much i should
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thank oh okay thanks wow thanks for the 100 dkk thanks for the 100 danish crones
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yo why does your currency suck i thought denmark was supposed to be a first world country
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top secret all right okay i'm gonna go into that
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i think it says everything about them because we use it daily
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all right uh chat let's make some guesses before she gets into it she's uh she's an extremely
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superficial girl she's going to say a lot of shit about money she's going to say a lot of
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nonsense that you see on like the instagram explore page and i i bet you most of her ideas
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about relationship are very basic and come from social media and she thinks that she deserves the
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world and she's going to have completely huge standards what do you think chat let's get i mean
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she's hot so she's like she gets a lot of validation on social media already
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what is she gonna what do you think she's gonna ask for
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thank you turkey tom it's more suss than a character from among us haha
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she asked for a lambo you want everyone to be just like you no i don't no i don't
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no i don't but i like complaining about people who aren't like me
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sneeko thinks he's one of the tough asians
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i mean kinda kinda do you do you think that most asians are tough in america i don't think so
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i think most asians in america get walked over by other races very easily um but it's like asians
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oh for sure too many dating apps that's a no-no if you have like two it's i but down you're like
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here we go um all right so i'm on the home phone he likes mcdonald's burger king
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wendy's taco bell popeyes chick-fil-a all right he's a foodie oh okay when i'm feeling oh okay
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bro you got mad fucking food apps on your who has that many food apps on their phone man
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jesus christ you got a whole folder for food
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you bro you eat too much fast food man you you could yeah
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let's do it all right he's a foodie oh okay when i'm feeling oh okay
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yeah okay honestly those are good dating apps i can't complain about those
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the hollywood tower hotel so did you take that photo yeah okay so he's a photographer okay
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oh it's also an old iphone too i was like how do you go to the main page
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he has a followers app so that means like he's an influencer no i'm just petty
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oh you're on depop too hey you be selling clothes or what no i'm buying oh you're buying okay that's
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what's up someone's dad's calling he's uh he has a netflix account so he likes to chill he has a lot
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of canadian everyone has a netflix account in apps so i think you're into you like money or something
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like you're into money you like money you're into my bro she's been really horrible at judging people
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so far she was wrong about the photographer she got excited because the guy had tinder and bumble
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she completely kind of just skipped over the food
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shit which she should have spent more time on
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i mean she's right now she's just like happy in a good mood but she's not she has not accurately
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described anybody too much we'll see oh he has a venmo app in the first page that means like he
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likes to go out with his friends and like um go eat and stuff what because he have venmo aren't these
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the most standard apps why are you not looking through the messages man that's the first thing
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i would do go through their conversation see who he's cheating with look through the photos look for
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nudes you're not bro you're looking at just netflix and venmo chat
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she's too happy oh you have venmo that means you have friends
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gee okay well the bar i i thought she was gonna have unrealistic standards the bar is low man
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because oh this guy's funny for sure because he has an app called i funny
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he's funny because he has i i funny is the most unfunny app ma'am
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i funny is what the the annoying people used in 2012. remember nine gag and i funny though that was
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like the normie app 10 years ago look at them ages why is he on airplane mode i'm just trying to keep
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it stealth trying to be innocent trying to be a good boy out now i just don't use my phone too much
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and he's on prime okay so he's advanced in technology he's on amazon yeah he seems really smart because
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he's in technology he's on technology because of amazon
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look at the notifications on the phone and messages app there's so much stuff you should
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i mean at least she's probably going to escalate she's just judging off the first things but like
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come on bro you're not a fucking steve jobs because you have amazon amazon yeah he seems really smart
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because he plays chess chess means you're smart
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his background is like his mom and his grandma he's for sure a family man i can respect that
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he's on weed maps i see you you like to chill too i don't know how to work at the one black dude has
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a weed out more like come on okay oh he's asian for sure because he has like you suck at judging you
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suck asian like fonts um damn yeah why do you have asian whoa did she just say asian did she just say asian
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that was the most white girl answer you could have said of that chat
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you are asian do you not know the oh my god bro
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it's just the bare minimum man if that was a dude they would all be calling him
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fucking dumb but they want to fuck her she's hot oh fonts you fuck she's so dumb she's so dumb
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i mean she sounds like a fucking dumb hollywood hills blonde stereotypical 90s
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white you know like she looks like how they would she sounds
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like white chicks that's what she talks like but how did that get infected into her man that's a damn
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shame we're supposed to be the model minority fuck you
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um damn he watches anime i see him like oh my god it's like it's hard oh my god it's like hard
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just sounds so dumb like if you just change that to i'm not allowed to sound that if oh my god
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that's so hard like what do i do i literally don't even know who to pick literally what do i do it's
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so hard like he had the fonts he eats food oh my god but the guy with the venmo like he has so many
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friends so andrew actually no i kind of like andrew the android oh garrett sorry garrett the android
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bro that's that's that's how simple it is man i used to have an android like i i had an iphone for
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just a year now i had an android for like the past seven years besides that and the amount of girls
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that would text me i would text a girl and then they said green bubble oh my god red flag for the
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green bubble their their judgment of character is not that good it's it's really simple stuff it's
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just stuff that they read on twitter red flag if it's a green bubble oh he's broke maybe i just like
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an android or i don't want like eliminated gone for that you're cool but i don't know i just feel like
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like we just don't click zach they just don't click because of the phone you have
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i don't know i just feel like we don't have a lot in common with the apps jeru oh hey that looks good
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i don't know it's just i'm not feeling it let's do it i will be a savage about it one of his frankly
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used emoji is like the purple evil oh it's from a guy group chat oh your mom and dad text you be
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careful there you're alone i love my mom i love my dad all right but let's see if you a boy let's see the
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winner the purple emoji yeah not not too much oh you ain't a fuck boy damn okay let's go into
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the purple it's just it's just like of course of course she says that of course she said all that
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because that's what social media says the most basic like fucking
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emoji really on the hunt for this purple emoji that's the emoji though
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why don't you read a couple conversations what what the fucking eggplant emoji
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okay i'm gonna go into that it seems like a boys group chat yeah super super top secret stuff in there
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and airbnb where are you going here actually oh okay how long are you staying here for leaving
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good risk good risk good risk good look at that ah the head exactly he did it good man yeah
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so let's hunt you down you don't have to waste your time with that you're not going to find any of
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no more e-girls sneaker enough put this in the discord man what you doing boo like what's not
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happening what's goon squad oh those are my boys it's just like random memes gal christine oh that's
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my mom gal christie wow you know you put her as mom that's how you know you're close to your mom
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when you can call her by her first name that's white people shipper only white people be doing that
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chaz that's true only white people be calling their moms by their first name
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thank you dkk uh fucking kasim for the other 38 cents the 50 dkk
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denmark is only rich i don't care about denmark i'm not reading your dad about it seems like you
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guys are like homies yeah facts right only white people will say some stupid shit like that like
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i just call my shut up jennifer bring me a sandwich bitch you ever go over your white
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friend's house for a sleepover and then you're just like oh my god you talk to your mom like that
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shut up mom jennifer shut up and bring me cheetos go back to call of duty i'm like
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pretty much parla told you to shut up sometimes you gotta shut up
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first person is andrew i just feel like we just won't get along
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based on what based on what you live far and i can't do long distance that's right
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good reason good reason wait oh yeah well bongie
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we're not compatible oh my god it's four guys now they're not compatible was it a star sign
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like is she giving any oh good bully we we're not compatible oh my god it's four guys now oh my
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god is everyone single yep yep all right hey not for much longer though oh
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she jumped up and down for that oh oh i see like oh my god
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oh my god i saw like a selfie picture of you but like almost like a dick pic but it's like
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censored with a mouth oh that's my voice salt in the squats oh what do you say
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oh the fuck are you talking about he said my boy salt in the squats
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one more time one more time that's my voice salt in the squats
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oh but it looks like you have a good body thanks oh you have pictures of like hot girls
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flesh oh my god you be looking at fleshlight oh no that was a
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screenshot there's a screenshot nightclubs where you going
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i don't know actually oh okay it's just like band live performance oh yeah just like him going
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out with his friends oh he's a family man for sure yep yep you have like silly friends that means
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like you're silly people that make me laugh oh i love them so sports cars animals lakes graduation
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water sports clip dad you're super adventurous tahoe city for sure london oh hey you travel a lot
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hot oh you go vegas yeah you turn up i like that i like to have fun too oh wow you go to fashion shows
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too uh yeah i'm a designer myself what that's dope you travel to go paris yeah you get lit like you just
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turn up i'm looking at photos chat i'm not showing you my camera roll i i'm i could that would be illegal
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i had to choose one first one is geo i just feel like we're not compatible with the picture
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based on like why do they use that word compatible like what does that even mean man
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and next one is lucas yeah yeah it's all good i just feel like i'm too grown for you
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oh my god the last two was that the nightclub guy why the is she too grown for him
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who the what was on his phone i feel like that's the nightclub guy right
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what am i trying to go where i'm trying to go they're i like these guys like they're cool like
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do i want to go with the one that's like traveling a lot or do i want to go to the one
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that's turned up a lot chat what do you think i think she picks the traveler because she's on
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camera and she wants to be seen picking like the more mature i think she's gonna pick the traveler
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even though she's 100 a club girl she's picking it's picking traveler i'm gonna go with the guy who
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turns up a lot wait so i'm canceling connor sorry damn bro why fuck i'ma l l l l l l in chat i should
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have got that right man fuck why did she fuck damn it
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one final question will you let them look at your family no well i forgot she knows what they look like
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like now after she saw the pictures okay i'll take the l i'll take the l fuck it wow
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oh we both going around hi how you doing hey what's up let me see what you're wearing okay
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black and white like everybody else no but you got some style are you yeah gold chain
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yeah nice meeting you jubilee thanks for linking us together why are we why we can't go through
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her phone like word bro that's messed up she didn't really get anything wrong i mean i don't
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want to be considered the turnip guy like stuff can be taken out of context so quickly she just
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like assumed those japanese which i get because it's like it was on my phone but clearly i'm not
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if you have nothing to hide then it doesn't matter maybe i'm afraid to let people in i doubt it i
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think it was just the order of how things happen i really like this it helps people just let it all
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out and be okay with like all the weird shit that they're doing everything's there to be seen
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i got nothing to hide my past in my past you had a whole fleshlight there bro oh you can learn a lot
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about someone from their phones obviously why do we need them why do we need their i want to see the
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retention on this like how many people are clicking away but let me see this fucking guy talk like our
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phones are very personal nowadays i don't know if i would give that power over to someone but i like
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the guy that she ended up choosing i felt like he was like a down to earth kind of guy like i don't
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know if he was necessarily lit like i wouldn't use that language phil would you let somebody go
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through your phone yeah why not let's see we've got hell nah bro hell nah
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i can't fill the phone right now see what does this mean matthew matthew his name is matthew or is
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it like math university yeah i don't know shut up
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i could feel the regret in this man as he slowly realizes he's talking to a literal bagel
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yeah bro asian fonts was crazy bro like a white guy shaking his head at you not knowing asian
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culture is just and it's just embarrassing we don't jack you this bitch we don't jack you're
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you're discontinued from the asian community get the fuck out of here asian fonts asian fonts
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