SNEAKO - SNEAKO Reacts to Blind Dating 10 guys Through Their Phone!

00:00:00.000 i want to start by reacting to this jubilee video over here

00:00:02.400 um a lot everybody does jubilee reactions but uh now i'm gonna do it too 0.88

00:00:09.960 i mean this shit is pretty much like very similar to what i do the social experiments with with 0.74

00:00:18.160 people and trying to figure out what people believe by putting them in situations where 0.98

00:00:22.180 they can't hide behind their nonsense it's kind of what jubilee is but they're just very friendly

00:00:26.100 about it and like this guy look he's nice and safe friendly oh look at look at that ankle space here 0.95

00:00:31.740 chat look at that ankle space this is a very unintimidating friendly black man he's just 1.00

00:00:38.440 and this guy here's hugging his knees so they look they're all nice and safe jubilee kind of gives you

00:00:44.120 like buzzfeed vibes where just everyone's just on the same page and they don't feel threatened or

00:00:48.560 men can't treat women like women in the office like that's the type of men that will work there 1.00

00:00:53.200 men that can work with women and not just be like oh you're i want to use your mouth as a whole 0.99

00:01:00.200 instead they get guys like this with fucking way too much ankle space hugging knee guy and look at 0.97

00:01:05.980 them they're like oh my god yeah they're all the same let's see what i want to hear what their voice 0.89

00:01:09.640 sounds like i was gonna skip this hello everyone welcome to our new and improved jubilee office

00:01:13.420 i told you bro you can tell by the ankle space you can tell by the ankle gap that he was gonna 0.99

00:01:26.180 hit him on the floor why you sit on the floor you grown ass man sit on the fucking couch it's right 1.00

00:01:32.000 behind you so nice i feel like we got a facelift right this is so new i love it thank you john 1.00

00:01:40.040 thank you i love it john you're welcome magic is intel we love terrace house but we have a special 0.94

00:01:46.280 announcement to make you have 10 days to check out our new human goods store we chat what the fuck did 0.73

00:01:53.160 i say you could tell by the ankle gap you can tell and you can go check out our store yeah just go to

00:02:02.100 my store click the link in the description and go to the store

00:02:06.740 we changed the name as you can see it also meant we had to spend money rebranding

00:02:14.320 we just released it yesterday so if you don't have it go and get it we have a new episode of versus

00:02:22.900 one we're gonna watch it's directed by our lovely phil here what is it about it is about phones

00:02:27.720 great we are gonna watch it is about phones

00:02:30.520 i see people are like calling like yeah he's gay but my point is people watch stuff like this and

00:02:39.100 get the illusion get the idea that men and women can work in an environment together and like they'll

00:02:45.200 use stuff like this to be like men and women can men and women can be friends men and women can work 0.99

00:02:49.960 together but they're both fucking like they're just these type of guys 0.92

00:02:53.900 it's just a bad rep it's just nice i thought we got a facelift something we had to spend the type 0.98

00:03:04.200 of people to call themselves i'm a human i'm i'm not i don't really believe in like classifier

00:03:08.600 i'm just a human money rebranding we just released it yesterday so if you don't our lovely phil here

00:03:15.900 our reaction going to that all right 10 verse 1 blind dating 10 guys

00:03:21.100 through their phones versus one i don't

00:03:25.040 what is it she's gonna look at her instagram

00:03:29.460 i haven't seen this i'm not even faking this reaction shot

00:03:33.500 top secret okay i'm gonna go into that yo thank you for the the dkk 100 0.96

00:03:43.960 kasim what the fuck is dkk how much money is that i was ready to oh denmark is that good money 0.96

00:03:49.760 dkk to usd how much money did you really give me i'm trying to figure out how much i should 0.99

00:03:55.140 thank oh okay thanks wow thanks for the 100 dkk thanks for the 100 danish crones

00:04:04.460 yo why does your currency suck i thought denmark was supposed to be a first world country 0.71

00:04:12.840 top secret all right okay i'm gonna go into that 0.95

00:04:17.600 i think it says everything about them because we use it daily

00:04:28.360 all right uh chat let's make some guesses before she gets into it she's uh she's an extremely 0.99

00:04:40.000 superficial girl she's going to say a lot of shit about money she's going to say a lot of 1.00

00:04:46.280 nonsense that you see on like the instagram explore page and i i bet you most of her ideas 0.98

00:04:52.320 about relationship are very basic and come from social media and she thinks that she deserves the

00:04:58.080 world and she's going to have completely huge standards what do you think chat let's get i mean 1.00

00:05:04.180 she's hot so she's like she gets a lot of validation on social media already 1.00

00:05:07.120 what is she gonna what do you think she's gonna ask for 0.99

00:05:12.500 thank you turkey tom it's more suss than a character from among us haha

00:05:20.540 she asked for a lambo you want everyone to be just like you no i don't no i don't 0.98

00:05:27.860 no i don't but i like complaining about people who aren't like me

00:05:31.540 sneeko thinks he's one of the tough asians 1.00

00:05:33.620 i mean kinda kinda do you do you think that most asians are tough in america i don't think so

00:05:41.960 i think most asians in america get walked over by other races very easily um but it's like asians 1.00

00:05:48.720 don't really care about getting walked over

00:05:50.160 oh for sure too many dating apps that's a no-no if you have like two it's i but down you're like

00:06:00.600 going on all these dating apps

00:06:02.200 here we go um all right so i'm on the home phone he likes mcdonald's burger king

00:06:14.200 wendy's taco bell popeyes chick-fil-a all right he's a foodie oh okay when i'm feeling oh okay 0.99

00:06:22.200 bro you got mad fucking food apps on your who has that many food apps on their phone man 0.99

00:06:26.880 jesus christ you got a whole folder for food 1.00

00:06:30.160 nine apps for food is crazy man

00:06:37.920 you bro you eat too much fast food man you you could yeah

00:06:42.560 let's do it all right he's a foodie oh okay when i'm feeling oh okay

00:06:48.400 yeah okay honestly those are good dating apps i can't complain about those

00:06:53.680 the hollywood tower hotel so did you take that photo yeah okay so he's a photographer okay

00:07:01.040 oh it's also an old iphone too i was like how do you go to the main page

00:07:07.840 he has a followers app so that means like he's an influencer no i'm just petty

00:07:11.920 oh you're on depop too hey you be selling clothes or what no i'm buying oh you're buying okay that's

00:07:17.440 what's up someone's dad's calling he's uh he has a netflix account so he likes to chill he has a lot

00:07:23.040 of canadian everyone has a netflix account in apps so i think you're into you like money or something

00:07:28.800 like you're into money you like money you're into my bro she's been really horrible at judging people

00:07:34.880 so far she was wrong about the photographer she got excited because the guy had tinder and bumble

00:07:39.920 she completely kind of just skipped over the food 0.98

00:07:42.240 shit which she should have spent more time on 0.90

00:07:47.200 i mean she's right now she's just like happy in a good mood but she's not she has not accurately 0.96

00:07:51.120 described anybody too much we'll see oh he has a venmo app in the first page that means like he

00:07:57.040 likes to go out with his friends and like um go eat and stuff what because he have venmo aren't these

00:08:04.640 the most standard apps why are you not looking through the messages man that's the first thing

00:08:08.400 i would do go through their conversation see who he's cheating with look through the photos look for 0.64

00:08:14.000 nudes you're not bro you're looking at just netflix and venmo chat

00:08:23.440 she's too happy oh you have venmo that means you have friends

00:08:26.880 gee okay well the bar i i thought she was gonna have unrealistic standards the bar is low man 0.98

00:08:31.600 because oh this guy's funny for sure because he has an app called i funny

00:08:37.920 he's funny because he has i i funny is the most unfunny app ma'am

00:08:43.760 i funny is what the the annoying people used in 2012. remember nine gag and i funny though that was

00:08:49.440 like the normie app 10 years ago look at them ages why is he on airplane mode i'm just trying to keep

00:08:56.960 it stealth trying to be innocent trying to be a good boy out now i just don't use my phone too much

00:09:01.840 and he's on prime okay so he's advanced in technology he's on amazon yeah he seems really smart because

00:09:08.000 he plays chess

00:09:15.120 he's in technology he's on technology because of amazon

00:09:20.240 is she slow like

00:09:29.200 look at the notifications on the phone and messages app there's so much stuff you should

00:09:34.080 i mean at least she's probably going to escalate she's just judging off the first things but like 0.90

00:09:38.320 come on bro you're not a fucking steve jobs because you have amazon amazon yeah he seems really smart 0.94

00:09:44.720 because he plays chess chess means you're smart 0.98

00:09:57.440 his background is like his mom and his grandma he's for sure a family man i can respect that

00:10:02.240 he's on weed maps i see you you like to chill too i don't know how to work at the one black dude has 0.99

00:10:11.680 a weed out more like come on okay oh he's asian for sure because he has like you suck at judging you 0.99

00:10:18.640 suck asian like fonts um damn yeah why do you have asian whoa did she just say asian did she just say asian 0.99

00:10:28.400 fonts chat she said asian fonts 0.99

00:10:34.560 that was the most white girl answer you could have said of that chat

00:10:37.360 asian fonts

00:10:42.320 fonts 1.00

00:10:42.880 asian like fonts you fucking dummy 1.00

00:10:51.280 you are asian do you not know the oh my god bro 1.00

00:10:56.800 it's just the bare minimum man if that was a dude they would all be calling him 1.00

00:11:05.040 fucking dumb but they want to fuck her she's hot oh fonts you fuck she's so dumb she's so dumb 1.00

00:11:13.280 i mean she sounds like a fucking dumb hollywood hills blonde stereotypical 90s 1.00

00:11:25.760 white you know like she looks like how they would she sounds 1.00

00:11:30.240 like white chicks that's what she talks like but how did that get infected into her man that's a damn 1.00

00:11:37.200 shame we're supposed to be the model minority fuck you 1.00

00:11:45.280 um damn he watches anime i see him like oh my god it's like it's hard oh my god it's like hard 1.00

00:12:00.880 just sounds so dumb like if you just change that to i'm not allowed to sound that if oh my god 0.99

00:12:08.880 that's so hard like what do i do i literally don't even know who to pick literally what do i do it's 0.98

00:12:14.960 so hard like he had the fonts he eats food oh my god but the guy with the venmo like he has so many

00:12:21.600 friends so andrew actually no i kind of like andrew the android oh garrett sorry garrett the android

00:12:34.720 bro that's that's that's how simple it is man i used to have an android like i i had an iphone for

00:12:40.080 just a year now i had an android for like the past seven years besides that and the amount of girls 1.00

00:12:46.960 that would text me i would text a girl and then they said green bubble oh my god red flag for the

00:12:51.680 green bubble their their judgment of character is not that good it's it's really simple stuff it's

00:12:58.800 just stuff that they read on twitter red flag if it's a green bubble oh he's broke maybe i just like

00:13:05.520 an android or i don't want like eliminated gone for that you're cool but i don't know i just feel like

00:13:14.720 like we just don't click zach they just don't click because of the phone you have

00:13:28.720 i don't know i just feel like we don't have a lot in common with the apps jeru oh hey that looks good 0.98

00:13:36.720 shut up shut up 0.82

00:13:38.320 i don't know it's just i'm not feeling it let's do it i will be a savage about it one of his frankly 0.99

00:13:50.560 used emoji is like the purple evil oh it's from a guy group chat oh your mom and dad text you be

00:13:58.240 careful there you're alone i love my mom i love my dad all right but let's see if you a boy let's see the 0.99

00:14:04.640 winner the purple emoji yeah not not too much oh you ain't a fuck boy damn okay let's go into 0.98

00:14:11.200 the purple it's just it's just like of course of course she says that of course she said all that 1.00

00:14:17.360 because that's what social media says the most basic like fucking 0.94

00:14:26.000 emoji really on the hunt for this purple emoji that's the emoji though 0.99

00:14:30.080 why don't you read a couple conversations what what the fucking eggplant emoji 0.92

00:14:36.800 okay i'm gonna go into that it seems like a boys group chat yeah super super top secret stuff in there 0.97

00:14:48.000 and airbnb where are you going here actually oh okay how long are you staying here for leaving

00:14:54.720 tomorrow night okay see you tomorrow uh-huh

00:14:58.960 good risk good risk good risk good look at that ah the head exactly he did it good man yeah

00:15:06.320 so let's hunt you down you don't have to waste your time with that you're not going to find any of

00:15:11.120 those 2 a.m texts oh someone give me 20.

00:15:14.320 no more e-girls sneaker enough put this in the discord man what you doing boo like what's not

00:15:23.040 happening what's goon squad oh those are my boys it's just like random memes gal christine oh that's

00:15:30.560 my mom gal christie wow you know you put her as mom that's how you know you're close to your mom

00:15:35.440 when you can call her by her first name that's white people shipper only white people be doing that 1.00

00:15:39.120 chaz that's true only white people be calling their moms by their first name 1.00

00:15:44.320 thank you dkk uh fucking kasim for the other 38 cents the 50 dkk 0.99

00:15:51.680 denmark is only rich i don't care about denmark i'm not reading your dad about it seems like you 1.00

00:15:56.640 guys are like homies yeah facts right only white people will say some stupid shit like that like 1.00

00:16:01.760 i just call my shut up jennifer bring me a sandwich bitch you ever go over your white 1.00

00:16:08.560 friend's house for a sleepover and then you're just like oh my god you talk to your mom like that 1.00

00:16:13.440 shut up mom jennifer shut up and bring me cheetos go back to call of duty i'm like 0.99

00:16:22.480 you can do that 1.00

00:16:25.360 pretty much parla told you to shut up sometimes you gotta shut up 0.69

00:16:38.560 first person is andrew i just feel like we just won't get along 0.80

00:16:44.800 based on what based on what you live far and i can't do long distance that's right

00:16:51.120 good reason good reason wait oh yeah well bongie

00:16:54.480 foe

00:16:55.920 all good

00:16:58.560 we're not compatible oh my god it's four guys now they're not compatible was it a star sign

00:17:04.880 like is she giving any oh good bully we we're not compatible oh my god it's four guys now oh my

00:17:14.080 god is everyone single yep yep all right hey not for much longer though oh

00:17:25.680 that was not even a good joke

00:17:27.200 she jumped up and down for that oh oh i see like oh my god 0.99

00:17:36.880 oh my god i saw like a selfie picture of you but like almost like a dick pic but it's like 0.99

00:17:41.200 censored with a mouth oh that's my voice salt in the squats oh what do you say 0.97

00:17:50.240 that's my voice salt in the squats 1.00

00:17:51.920 oh the fuck are you talking about he said my boy salt in the squats 1.00

00:17:57.440 one more time one more time that's my voice salt in the squats 1.00

00:18:01.120 oh but it looks like you have a good body thanks oh you have pictures of like hot girls 0.98

00:18:06.720 flesh oh my god you be looking at fleshlight oh no that was a

00:18:13.600 screenshot there's a screenshot nightclubs where you going

00:18:17.120 i don't know actually oh okay it's just like band live performance oh yeah just like him going 0.91

00:18:22.480 out with his friends oh he's a family man for sure yep yep you have like silly friends that means 0.90

00:18:28.560 like you're silly people that make me laugh oh i love them so sports cars animals lakes graduation 0.89

00:18:35.280 water sports clip dad you're super adventurous tahoe city for sure london oh hey you travel a lot 0.98

00:18:42.160 hot oh you go vegas yeah you turn up i like that i like to have fun too oh wow you go to fashion shows

00:18:51.680 too uh yeah i'm a designer myself what that's dope you travel to go paris yeah you get lit like you just

00:19:02.560 turn up i'm looking at photos chat i'm not showing you my camera roll i i'm i could that would be illegal

00:19:09.520 i had to choose one first one is geo i just feel like we're not compatible with the picture

00:19:22.480 based on like why do they use that word compatible like what does that even mean man

00:19:27.280 and next one is lucas yeah yeah it's all good i just feel like i'm too grown for you

00:19:43.680 oh my god the last two was that the nightclub guy why the is she too grown for him 1.00

00:19:48.320 who the what was on his phone i feel like that's the nightclub guy right

00:19:58.320 or the flight no the flashlight guy got x

00:20:04.800 based on what i don't know

00:20:08.000 what am i trying to go where i'm trying to go they're i like these guys like they're cool like

00:20:13.760 do i want to go with the one that's like traveling a lot or do i want to go to the one

00:20:17.280 that's turned up a lot chat what do you think i think she picks the traveler because she's on 0.98

00:20:23.920 camera and she wants to be seen picking like the more mature i think she's gonna pick the traveler 0.99

00:20:30.720 even though she's 100 a club girl she's picking it's picking traveler i'm gonna go with the guy who 0.99

00:20:40.000 turns up a lot wait so i'm canceling connor sorry damn bro why fuck i'ma l l l l l l in chat i should 1.00

00:20:50.560 have got that right man fuck why did she fuck damn it 1.00

00:21:00.000 one final question will you let them look at your family no well i forgot she knows what they look like 1.00

00:21:06.720 like now after she saw the pictures okay i'll take the l i'll take the l fuck it wow 1.00

00:21:13.260 fuck it all right 1.00

00:21:15.440 oh we both going around hi how you doing hey what's up let me see what you're wearing okay 1.00

00:21:28.460 black and white like everybody else no but you got some style are you yeah gold chain

00:21:33.740 yeah nice meeting you jubilee thanks for linking us together why are we why we can't go through

00:21:40.860 her phone like word bro that's messed up she didn't really get anything wrong i mean i don't

00:21:46.260 want to be considered the turnip guy like stuff can be taken out of context so quickly she just

00:21:52.060 like assumed those japanese which i get because it's like it was on my phone but clearly i'm not

00:21:57.140 if you have nothing to hide then it doesn't matter maybe i'm afraid to let people in i doubt it i

00:22:02.260 think it was just the order of how things happen i really like this it helps people just let it all

00:22:06.900 out and be okay with like all the weird shit that they're doing everything's there to be seen 0.72

00:22:12.580 i got nothing to hide my past in my past you had a whole fleshlight there bro oh you can learn a lot 0.80

00:22:19.340 about someone from their phones obviously why do we need them why do we need their i want to see the 0.98

00:22:25.360 retention on this like how many people are clicking away but let me see this fucking guy talk like our 0.96

00:22:30.140 phones are very personal nowadays i don't know if i would give that power over to someone but i like 0.87

00:22:35.760 the guy that she ended up choosing i felt like he was like a down to earth kind of guy like i don't

00:22:40.540 know if he was necessarily lit like i wouldn't use that language phil would you let somebody go

00:22:45.780 through your phone yeah why not let's see we've got hell nah bro hell nah

00:22:51.420 i can't fill the phone right now see what does this mean matthew matthew his name is matthew or is 0.97

00:23:03.980 it like math university yeah i don't know shut up 0.63

00:23:08.280 i could feel the regret in this man as he slowly realizes he's talking to a literal bagel 0.98

00:23:14.900 yeah bro asian fonts was crazy bro like a white guy shaking his head at you not knowing asian 1.00

00:23:25.740 culture is just and it's just embarrassing we don't jack you this bitch we don't jack you're 1.00

00:23:31.120 you're discontinued from the asian community get the fuck out of here asian fonts asian fonts 1.00

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SNEAKO - May 20, 2022

SNEAKO Reacts to Blind Dating 10 guys Through Their Phone!

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