SNEAKO - SNEAKO Reacts To CHAD CHAD

00:00:00.000 We're pivoting. We're watching Chachad.

00:00:04.200 Trick or treat! 0.88

00:00:06.420 Hey, blue-haired feminists! 1.00

00:00:08.700 It's a trick. All of these have machetes in them. 0.93

00:00:14.940 Chachad, this is gonna be you. I know you're watching this. This is you.

00:00:17.580 In five years.

00:00:19.820 Hopefully, by the time they get to know me,

00:00:23.040 I'm so charming, it doesn't matter.

00:00:25.460 Oh, no.

00:00:26.000 Hopefully.

00:00:27.780 Cat box?

00:00:28.660 This is what your ideology leads you.

00:00:31.660 Ready, ready, ready?

00:00:32.740 This is the noise you're gonna make.

00:00:35.400 And bongo...

00:00:37.760 Hey, guys, and welcome back to...

00:00:47.660 My name is Chachad.

00:00:54.180 And it's Halloween.

00:00:56.200 Or it's around Halloween when I'm filming this.

00:00:58.280 The blue eyebrows is crazy.

00:01:00.040 You didn't want to be...

00:01:00.680 I'm not like the other blue-haired feminists that you went for the... 1.00

00:01:03.980 I don't know if it'll be posted by then,

00:01:05.660 because deadlines are spooky.

00:01:08.460 Ooh, I'm constrained.

00:01:11.380 But today, we're gonna be talking about the spookiest thing of all.

00:01:14.640 Aging.

00:01:15.480 That's right.

00:01:16.200 Today, we're gonna talk about how youth is fleeting,

00:01:18.660 and how you will never, ever be as young as you are

00:01:21.240 in this moment in time ever again.

00:01:22.880 You won't.

00:01:24.200 So find a good husband now. 1.00

00:01:25.440 What are you, 29, talking about this garbage on the internet? 1.00

00:01:32.020 Boo! 1.00

00:01:33.140 I'm sorry.

00:01:33.860 Have some candy.

00:01:34.880 Have some candy.

00:01:36.560 Take the candy.

00:01:37.740 Don't have candy.

00:01:38.940 It makes you old.

00:01:40.140 This may resound with a few of you,

00:01:41.920 but I have never been as worried about aging as I am

00:01:44.520 until I downloaded TikTok,

00:01:45.860 so add yet another thing to the list of problems.

00:01:49.500 TikTok is ruining all these women's minds, bro. 1.00

00:01:52.060 Just delete TikTok.

00:01:52.980 You can blame that.

00:01:53.640 Shout out to Bryce Hall.

00:01:54.620 App for.

00:01:55.160 On TikTok, there are dieticians, estheticians, dermatologists,

00:01:58.880 all telling us if we don't eat 12 pounds of raw kale

00:02:01.920 for breakfast every morning,

00:02:03.240 our small intestine will sue us for negligence.

00:02:05.900 She made this video because she's coping,

00:02:07.680 because she's starting to reach her peak pregnancy years,

00:02:09.700 and she's choosing blue eyebrows instead of finding a good husband. 1.00

00:02:13.040 Find God.

00:02:14.040 Find a good husband.

00:02:14.780 It's not too late.

00:02:16.200 It's not too late.

00:02:17.620 I know you don't want 20 k...

00:02:18.880 I know you don't.

00:02:20.740 You probably have a couple already,

00:02:22.160 but just, you know, I'll eat them.

00:02:23.960 She tried to kale me. 1.00

00:02:25.580 And the thing is,

00:02:26.420 we didn't even ask for the advice in most cases.

00:02:28.680 It's not like real life

00:02:29.660 where you have to actually go to the doctor's office

00:02:31.560 and seek an expert's opinion.

00:02:33.020 You're just sitting on the couch

00:02:34.060 with the laundry that you were supposed to fold 2.5 hours ago,

00:02:36.780 and now someone is telling you

00:02:37.740 that if you sleep on your side,

00:02:38.880 you'll get chest wrinkles,

00:02:39.820 and if you sleep on your back,

00:02:40.900 you'll get cheek wrinkles.

00:02:42.140 Ideally, you should sleep straight up

00:02:44.040 and suspended in the air

00:02:45.620 on a nice, comfy meat hook.

00:02:47.980 This kind of content kind of goes hand in hand

00:02:50.220 with the clean girl trend.

00:02:52.100 You guys are saying it's unfunny and skip,

00:02:54.100 but this has 1.5 milliviews.

00:02:56.880 Also, do you have blue pubes?

00:02:58.240 I'm on Rumble.

00:02:58.900 I can ask you now.

00:03:00.400 You down the bush blue?

00:03:01.860 On TikTok.

00:03:16.960 And if you don't do all those things, 1.00

00:03:18.840 you are a stinky, dirty girl. 1.00

00:03:20.680 Even if you're not a girl, I... 1.00

00:03:22.180 But you want to see how I know it's affecting her

00:03:24.220 because she put on funeral-like bombing makeup 1.00

00:03:27.800 to do this video.

00:03:29.720 I don't care.

00:03:30.560 They all have self-esteem issues

00:03:31.720 because of TikTok.

00:03:32.520 It's really...

00:03:33.220 You should delete it.

00:03:34.080 Like, if you got a little sister,

00:03:35.960 tell us to delete TikTok 1.00

00:03:36.760 because it's fucking up all these women. 1.00

00:03:39.340 They are so invested into what they look like. 1.00

00:03:43.640 Grimy little dirt girl, 0.89

00:03:45.060 and you probably eat worms and blue cheese. 0.96

00:03:48.760 Being girl is not really a trend, though.

00:03:50.660 It's more a type of lifestyle content

00:03:52.560 like the liver king

00:03:53.920 or people with those really intense morning routines

00:03:56.700 that are like,

00:03:57.300 I like to wake up before the sun

00:03:58.860 because the sun is lazy.

00:04:01.080 I am better than the sun.

00:04:02.760 I'm stronger, faster, brighter,

00:04:05.240 and I have more gas.

00:04:06.780 And if we don't have time

00:04:07.880 for a 19-step morning routine,

00:04:09.560 that's kind of on us.

00:04:10.460 We should make the time

00:04:11.780 by using today's sponsor.

00:04:13.160 This video is sponsored by HelloFresh.

00:04:15.060 I've been a customer of HelloFresh. 0.99

00:04:16.640 Corporate-sponsored garbage. 0.99

00:04:18.040 When you're in a rush 1.00

00:04:20.380 or just a main west,

00:04:21.820 but no matter where,

00:04:22.440 sponsoring today,

00:04:23.080 and let's get back to the video.

00:04:24.020 Obviously, one of the first things

00:04:25.240 you can do to avoid aging

00:04:26.740 is by eating healthy.

00:04:28.200 I know what I ate in the morning,

00:04:29.400 but here's my milk.

00:04:30.800 Raw, of course,

00:04:32.120 with cream on top.

00:04:33.660 Mmm.

00:04:34.000 Of course, raw eggs for myself as well

00:04:35.680 for energy and nutrients.

00:04:36.960 And then I get work done for a few hours.

00:04:39.020 Then I get a couple more eggs

00:04:40.460 before me and my dog walk.

00:04:41.580 This is what Shannon eats too.

00:04:42.760 And look, her skin looks great.

00:04:43.940 She doesn't look like a dead body

00:04:45.980 who's being made look good

00:04:48.180 for her family

00:04:48.760 with the bombing makeup.

00:04:50.080 It's, what do you call it?

00:04:51.300 Embalming?

00:04:52.300 I mean, Chad-Chad,

00:04:53.160 you look like you're going

00:04:54.440 to your funeral.

00:04:55.020 This lady here,

00:04:55.760 just like Shannon.

00:04:56.560 Shout out to Shannon Mikayla. 1.00

00:04:57.820 We have her in our stream.

00:04:58.620 You should go check it out.

00:04:59.860 She was a blue-haired feminist too, 1.00

00:05:01.400 Chad-Chad.

00:05:01.860 She was just like you.

00:05:02.800 She was on track

00:05:03.540 to have 30 cats

00:05:04.440 and not have a man.

00:05:05.820 Or you could look like her.

00:05:07.240 Look, she's eating real food.

00:05:08.400 I know you put the gulping sound effect,

00:05:09.800 but those eggs

00:05:10.700 are making her skin look good.

00:05:11.660 She looks wife-able.

00:05:13.880 She's speaking wife-able.

00:05:15.120 Chad, wouldn't you wife her up? 1.00

00:05:17.300 Chad-Chad, I know you're watching this.

00:05:18.320 Type of one

00:05:18.840 if you'd rather wife up

00:05:20.040 raw egg lady 0.55

00:05:20.720 or two if you'd rather

00:05:21.940 wife up the blue eyebrow feminist. 1.00

00:05:23.920 Aside and move her bodies. 1.00

00:05:27.040 Obviously, I'm not a nutritionist, so.

00:05:28.860 Obviously, yeah.

00:05:29.620 This could be good for you,

00:05:31.600 but do you like yourself?

00:05:33.180 Does this spark joy?

00:05:34.480 Does it spark anything?

00:05:35.640 She sounds way happier than you.

00:05:37.060 And Shannon too.

00:05:37.680 Shannon had great skin 1.00

00:05:38.500 and she seemed happy.

00:05:39.720 You're bitter

00:05:40.680 and all you talk about

00:05:41.900 is how social media

00:05:43.760 makes you feel bad about yourself.

00:05:45.000 Other than stomach cramps?

00:05:46.480 Don't drink coffee in the mornings.

00:05:48.160 Drink egg.

00:05:48.820 Don't even talk to me

00:05:50.040 until I've had my cup of salmonella.

00:05:52.260 Chad-Chad, look at all these ones.

00:05:53.340 Look at all these ones.

00:05:53.940 Even on Rumble,

00:05:55.120 the app that everybody,

00:05:56.340 that you've not really tuned into yet

00:05:57.940 because it's the best

00:05:58.800 free speech app on the internet.

00:06:00.380 Everyone in here is saying

00:06:01.360 that they'd rather be

00:06:02.060 with the raw egg girl 0.98

00:06:02.940 and you try to make her look bad.

00:06:04.260 I'm just being honest.

00:06:05.140 I'm just being honest.

00:06:05.560 You're going to say

00:06:05.920 that they're incels in here,

00:06:06.740 but still like

00:06:07.400 it's not doing it.

00:06:10.660 I know you're trying

00:06:11.120 to be really different

00:06:11.820 but the nose rings,

00:06:12.960 the polka dot makeup,

00:06:14.920 it's goofy.

00:06:16.480 You're pushing 30.

00:06:18.240 I'm yoking.

00:06:19.040 Wouldn't be in a day in the life

00:06:20.100 if we didn't include

00:06:20.880 my dog's food.

00:06:21.980 You know your meal choices

00:06:23.100 are a little bizarre

00:06:24.020 when I can't tell

00:06:24.980 if you're about to feed

00:06:25.780 that raw beef to your dog

00:06:27.240 or to yourself.

00:06:28.140 Then I go ahead

00:06:28.680 and prep some grass-fed...

00:06:30.280 What are you, a vegan?

00:06:30.920 I'm jacking Chad.

00:06:33.220 Chad's a vegan.

00:06:33.920 Pasture-raised beef liver,

00:06:35.480 practically the only supplement

00:06:36.840 that you need.

00:06:37.520 I eat this every day

00:06:38.460 one to three ounces.

00:06:39.520 Both.

00:06:39.860 It was both.

00:06:40.500 It was you

00:06:41.000 and it was the dog.

00:06:42.100 Pasture-raised chemical-free

00:06:43.380 sirloin

00:06:44.020 and eat with my dog.

00:06:45.420 But look at her. 0.96

00:06:46.240 She looks...

00:06:46.700 Look at the skin.

00:06:49.120 You see any...

00:06:51.600 Don't do a jolly

00:06:52.540 little dance.

00:06:53.400 Why are you...

00:06:54.000 Don't tell her what to do, Chad.

00:06:55.500 Meat is so raw

00:06:56.380 you need a plan B.

00:06:58.260 There she is.

00:06:59.220 You're not wearing...

00:06:59.640 At least she could get some meat, though.

00:07:01.420 ...in your Halloween costume.

00:07:03.000 Why are you not participating?

00:07:04.640 Mother, I am deeply concerned

00:07:05.520 for this individual's well-being.

00:07:06.460 She's going to have more scurvy 1.00

00:07:07.320 than a pirate.

00:07:10.180 Another technique

00:07:11.060 that you should implement

00:07:12.160 into your anti-aging routine

00:07:13.760 is to stop having human emotions.

00:07:16.200 After years of training

00:07:16.940 my face muscles to stop working

00:07:18.140 so I don't make wrinkles,

00:07:19.120 everyone seems to ask

00:07:19.880 how I can make emo...

00:07:20.680 Okay, that's crazy.

00:07:21.340 That's crazy.

00:07:21.800 But you see she's got 0.96

00:07:22.460 a shit ton of Instagram

00:07:23.720 explore page makeup.

00:07:24.560 ...emotions.

00:07:24.880 You really don't need

00:07:25.440 to use your face muscles

00:07:26.160 to make emotions at all.

00:07:27.500 But I will show you

00:07:28.200 how my face moves

00:07:28.960 at this point.

00:07:29.640 So this is what my eyebrows

00:07:30.760 look like when they're raised.

00:07:32.160 Put them together.

00:07:33.120 This is like saying

00:07:34.020 you can prevent

00:07:34.820 getting gray hair

00:07:35.640 by ripping all of your hair out. 0.81

00:07:37.460 Really just solves

00:07:38.480 the problem at the root.

00:07:39.640 I'm going to show you

00:07:40.080 how to do it.

00:07:40.520 The idea is simple

00:07:41.160 but you do have to practice.

00:07:42.420 Take your fingers

00:07:43.020 and put them over top

00:07:44.160 of your eyebrows.

00:07:44.920 Click down on your forehead

00:07:46.160 and jump. 0.86

00:07:47.020 Next step is to take

00:07:47.820 your two fingers

00:07:48.520 over your eyebrows

00:07:49.360 and try and lift them.

00:07:51.820 It might look crazy

00:07:52.800 but trust me,

00:07:53.480 over time you're going

00:07:54.120 to be able to train

00:07:54.680 these muscles to work

00:07:55.540 without these muscles.

00:07:56.520 TikTok promotes insanity.

00:07:58.100 Come to Rumble.

00:07:58.740 Stop going on

00:07:59.320 these matrix platforms. 1.00

00:08:00.860 They got bitches out here 1.00

00:08:01.720 doing fucking 1.00

00:08:02.620 gang signs on their forehead. 1.00

00:08:05.240 You need to come to a website

00:08:06.460 with free speech

00:08:07.520 with real content.

00:08:09.220 Real good old

00:08:09.860 canceled people, man.

00:08:11.480 Anybody who's not canceled 0.99

00:08:12.660 is doing garbage like this. 0.92

00:08:13.840 It's working out. 0.97

00:08:14.420 Number one is avoid

00:08:22.420 repetitive or exaggerated

00:08:23.840 facial expressions.

00:08:24.940 Everyone says that

00:08:25.520 it looks like I have Botox.

00:08:26.940 I don't

00:08:27.400 but it's because

00:08:28.100 over the years

00:08:28.820 I have avoided

00:08:29.540 moving any muscle in my forehead.

00:08:33.060 I try and not smile

00:08:33.920 too much with these lines

00:08:34.980 on my eyes

00:08:35.460 unless I'm really happy.

00:08:36.200 I can't help it.

00:08:36.620 So when you see

00:08:37.040 something really funny

00:08:37.960 you can smile

00:08:38.880 but not too much.

00:08:40.460 Hey, the cat!

00:08:41.680 Whoa! 0.71

00:08:42.400 Cat, I know

00:08:43.260 what I'm talking about.

00:08:44.400 I know what I'm talking about.

00:08:46.320 What am I telling you?

00:08:47.080 This is what she's supplementing

00:08:48.660 not having a relationship for.

00:08:50.320 I'm telling you.

00:08:56.180 That's who I am.

00:08:57.720 That's not what you should be though.

00:09:00.180 Chad, Chad

00:09:00.740 this is what you're gonna be.

00:09:02.180 Look closely.

00:09:04.180 You know what happened right now?

00:09:05.500 One of her liberal friends

00:09:06.460 is hate watching this

00:09:07.440 and probably sent the stream.

00:09:08.460 She's probably watching live.

00:09:09.700 Chad, Chad

00:09:09.920 I'm trying to save you.

00:09:10.780 That's all I'm trying to do.

00:09:11.940 I care about you. 0.98

00:09:13.160 I don't give a fuck about you 0.99

00:09:14.180 but I just don't want you 0.99

00:09:15.700 to go down this rabbit hole.

00:09:17.420 Hopefully you can show your audience

00:09:19.240 that dyeing your hair

00:09:20.740 your eyebrows blue

00:09:21.640 is not the solution.

00:09:23.240 Look at you.

00:09:23.620 This is step one.

00:09:26.200 It's so predictable, bro.

00:09:29.020 The truth.

00:09:30.180 That's why they had to ban me, man.

00:09:31.380 I've hacked into the code.

00:09:32.700 I've figured out

00:09:33.300 all of these soy boys 1.00

00:09:34.460 all the feminists. 1.00

00:09:35.600 I always get it right.

00:09:37.000 Chat.

00:09:38.040 Chat, chat, chat, chat.

00:09:39.720 And not for too long.

00:09:40.680 It's like one of those

00:09:41.340 TikTok POVs

00:09:42.240 where there's a numerical limit

00:09:43.540 on every bodily function.

00:09:44.900 Don't worry.

00:09:45.520 I'm sure you'll get more smiles this year.

00:09:47.020 Yeah, I hope so.

00:09:48.280 Are you serious?

00:09:49.680 What?

00:09:49.880 What happened?

00:09:50.280 I only got one smile

00:09:51.560 for the whole year.

00:09:52.560 Oh man, I got 69. 1.00

00:09:54.460 Fuck. 1.00

00:09:55.200 Number two is sleep on your back. 1.00

00:09:56.680 If you don't,

00:09:57.160 you're creating wrinkles

00:09:57.720 all over your face

00:09:58.420 and you're actually making

00:09:59.400 your bone structure

00:10:00.120 uneven over time.

00:10:01.260 Trust me, you don't want that.

00:10:02.300 Number three, sunscreen is good

00:10:03.520 but staying out of the sun

00:10:04.600 is better.

00:10:05.380 SPF is okay

00:10:06.240 but have you tried

00:10:07.360 never going outside?

00:10:08.540 I was unknowingly

00:10:09.460 doing this tip

00:10:10.240 for all of 2020.

00:10:11.540 I'm pretty sure

00:10:12.160 she just means

00:10:12.700 that you should limit

00:10:13.360 the amount of time

00:10:14.080 you spend in the sun

00:10:14.800 and not that you should

00:10:15.520 never ever go outside,

00:10:16.980 I think.

00:10:17.560 But people don't typically

00:10:18.500 go outside just

00:10:19.680 to be in the sun.

00:10:20.660 There's usually a reason.

00:10:22.000 Like you're taking a walk.

00:10:22.960 Yeah, but you wear

00:10:23.740 two masks when you walk outside.

00:10:25.420 You're not getting any sun.

00:10:28.280 You look like a mannequin. 1.00

00:10:30.600 Fuck or you're hanging. 1.00

00:10:31.440 Like literally. 1.00

00:10:32.640 Like you lit it

00:10:33.540 not like

00:10:34.060 like the color of your skin.

00:10:37.060 Out or playing a game

00:10:37.820 with your friends

00:10:38.400 and you should do those things

00:10:40.220 without worrying about

00:10:41.620 the potential of getting wrinkles

00:10:43.080 20 years in advance.

00:10:44.600 That's like worrying

00:10:45.320 about a homework assignment

00:10:46.520 that hasn't even been assigned yet.

00:10:48.040 This is going to be

00:10:48.920 the longest

00:10:49.560 and most important essay

00:10:51.340 I've assigned so far.

00:10:52.580 So do not wait

00:10:54.060 until the night before.

00:10:55.400 I'm looking at you, Seth.

00:10:57.020 This makes up 97% of your grade.

00:10:58.980 When is it due?

00:10:59.620 When is it due?

00:11:00.260 That's for me to know

00:11:01.260 and you to never find out, Seth.

00:11:02.640 Three anti-aging tips

00:11:03.640 from a facial plastic surgeon.

00:11:05.020 Number one,

00:11:05.680 sleep on your back

00:11:06.380 and avoid sleeping on your face.

00:11:07.700 When you sleep on your face

00:11:08.780 and apply pressure to certain areas,

00:11:10.500 you develop these sleep lines

00:11:11.760 that turn into wrinkles over time.

00:11:13.320 There are a bunch of videos

00:11:14.240 like this giving tips

00:11:15.120 on how to sleep

00:11:15.740 to avoid getting wrinkles.

00:11:17.160 You're only supposed to sleep

00:11:18.320 on your back

00:11:19.020 because otherwise...

00:11:19.940 Why do you hate advice so much?

00:11:23.140 I don't understand that

00:11:24.500 about liberals.

00:11:25.740 When somebody is trying

00:11:26.860 to tell them something

00:11:27.700 that you can do

00:11:28.360 to improve your life,

00:11:29.220 like getting money,

00:11:30.200 they call it a pyramid scheme.

00:11:31.200 I start a course,

00:11:31.920 the creativity kit, scam.

00:11:33.680 These girls on TikTok are saying,

00:11:35.100 eat raw meat,

00:11:35.980 eat some raw eggs,

00:11:36.960 stop doing this vegan diet

00:11:38.060 and they say,

00:11:39.040 no, I don't feel like it.

00:11:40.320 It's gross.

00:11:40.860 They say, go out in the sun.

00:11:42.020 Why wouldn't I go out in the sun?

00:11:43.700 They would ease...

00:11:44.440 These liberals were so quick

00:11:45.860 to just hate on advice

00:11:47.620 rather than actually

00:11:48.820 apply it to their life.

00:11:49.860 I don't get it.

00:11:50.640 Why?

00:11:51.160 Do you just...

00:11:51.740 Do you really want to sit there

00:11:53.440 with blue eyebrows

00:11:54.260 and never change?

00:11:55.580 Honestly,

00:11:56.080 there's no part of you

00:11:56.860 that wants to have

00:11:57.960 a better life.

00:11:59.040 You really want to stay

00:12:00.260 on antidepressants.

00:12:01.420 You want to go to therapy

00:12:02.520 every week for real?

00:12:04.380 You happy?

00:12:05.300 I know you're not happy

00:12:06.460 because you're taking

00:12:06.960 antidepressants.

00:12:07.660 Why don't you listen

00:12:08.340 to somebody else

00:12:09.020 instead of complain

00:12:09.760 and immediately try

00:12:10.920 to delegitimize somebody

00:12:11.940 who's getting good at...

00:12:12.720 I don't...

00:12:14.740 But they'll go on trending

00:12:16.360 and I'll get banned.

00:12:17.120 You'll age unevenly.

00:12:18.560 But how are we supposed

00:12:19.380 to make sure we're doing that?

00:12:20.980 We're sleeping.

00:12:21.700 You're going to want to set alarms

00:12:22.660 for every 30 minutes

00:12:23.720 throughout the night

00:12:24.360 just so you can make sure

00:12:25.220 you're only sleeping

00:12:26.220 on your back.

00:12:26.880 What do you mean

00:12:27.240 you're not comfortable

00:12:27.840 and you can't sleep

00:12:28.640 and you're about

00:12:29.040 to lose your job?

00:12:29.920 Well, don't cry.

00:12:30.800 You're going to give yourself

00:12:31.620 crow's feet.

00:12:32.520 I would know.

00:12:33.240 What are crows? 0.70

00:12:34.360 I'm not saying

00:12:34.960 that you shouldn't do

00:12:35.660 any of these things.

00:12:37.080 Skincare is a hobby

00:12:37.920 for a lot of people.

00:12:38.940 I like skincare.

00:12:39.940 I do some of the skin scare...

00:12:41.580 Skin scare?

00:12:42.560 I do some of the skincare things.

00:12:45.180 I even have one

00:12:45.920 of those scary LED masks

00:12:47.900 probably because someone

00:12:48.860 on TikTok told me to.

00:12:49.960 And it also serves

00:12:51.080 as a low-cost

00:12:51.940 home security system.

00:12:54.360 But we also have to worry

00:13:02.520 about the rest

00:13:03.200 of the body aging,

00:13:04.360 not just the face.

00:13:05.220 This is aging your neck.

00:13:06.780 Looking at your phone

00:13:07.720 like this creates a crease

00:13:09.520 here and combined

00:13:11.140 with UV exposure

00:13:12.220 can cause horizontal necklines,

00:13:14.220 otherwise known as tech neck.

00:13:15.720 So make sure you hold

00:13:16.880 your phone at eye level

00:13:18.040 to avoid unnecessary

00:13:19.600 creasing of the neck.

00:13:20.840 This might be a good posture tip,

00:13:22.580 but I don't...

00:13:23.060 Yeah, I don't know

00:13:23.620 about the lines.

00:13:24.280 And also,

00:13:24.980 there's too many

00:13:25.580 of these self-help gurus

00:13:26.480 that are talking 1.00

00:13:26.860 about this shit. 1.00

00:13:27.700 When I was getting... 1.00

00:13:28.500 When I was investigating

00:13:29.300 the cringe

00:13:29.820 in the self-improvement community,

00:13:31.340 my brother was just

00:13:33.260 like stretching. 1.00

00:13:34.100 He followed all this shit 1.00

00:13:35.000 and they had people 1.00

00:13:36.040 who were like,

00:13:36.420 they're just like stretching

00:13:37.380 in the deli.

00:13:38.860 I'm like,

00:13:39.080 what are you doing?

00:13:39.380 I'm getting a sandwich.

00:13:40.120 What are you doing?

00:13:40.460 He's like,

00:13:40.640 I'm working on my calves.

00:13:42.340 I'm like,

00:13:42.560 just wait for the sandwich.

00:13:43.900 There's a time and place, okay?

00:13:45.500 Sometimes I can go too far.

00:13:46.720 And then even there was

00:13:47.300 this part of this thing

00:13:47.800 called mewing chat.

00:13:48.720 Type one if you know

00:13:49.300 what I'm talking about.

00:13:49.900 These people have like

00:13:50.640 specific gum to chew

00:13:52.440 so that they can

00:13:53.040 straighten their jawline.

00:13:54.540 It's like, okay,

00:13:55.920 God designed you this way.

00:13:57.420 You're really,

00:13:57.960 you're not going to change it.

00:13:58.760 This is what you look like.

00:14:00.640 You're in here chewing

00:14:01.640 with other men on the internet.

00:14:02.820 It's time to go outside.

00:14:06.660 I don't think that we're

00:14:07.620 going to be able to just

00:14:08.460 stop looking down

00:14:09.980 in every situation.

00:14:11.260 Wait, don't move.

00:14:13.200 What?

00:14:13.500 What is it?

00:14:14.040 It's a rattlesnake

00:14:15.020 right under your foot.

00:14:16.760 Oh my God.

00:14:17.420 Don't move.

00:14:18.020 I'm not.

00:14:18.360 Don't look down.

00:14:19.000 I'm not.

00:14:19.420 I'll get a neckline.

00:14:20.120 Do not move a single muscle.

00:14:21.840 I can't.

00:14:22.280 I train myself

00:14:22.940 not to use my muscles. 1.00

00:14:24.060 Oh shit. 1.00

00:14:24.660 He's lunging. 1.00

00:14:25.360 Oh my God.

00:14:26.000 Oh my God.

00:14:27.060 Oh my God.

00:14:27.740 Oh my God.

00:14:28.340 Is it bad? 1.00

00:14:29.160 Holy shit. 1.00

00:14:30.740 Is it bad? 0.99

00:14:31.680 Today we need to talk

00:14:32.580 about laugh lines,

00:14:33.600 what causes them

00:14:34.420 and three simple solutions

00:14:35.580 that you can do

00:14:36.120 every single day

00:14:36.780 to treat them.

00:14:37.500 Can you really treat wrinkles?

00:14:39.320 It's not the bubonic plague.

00:14:40.900 There's so many strange...

00:14:42.060 Then just don't do it.

00:14:43.060 It's working for them.

00:14:44.300 I don't understand why.

00:14:45.380 Terms for this stuff

00:14:46.400 like aging gracefully.

00:14:47.920 Are we doing ballet?

00:14:49.060 Is this the nutcracker?

00:14:50.520 Am I cracking?

00:14:51.280 You notice how she talks

00:14:52.140 like Lasanabe

00:14:52.800 like how everything

00:14:53.820 is like this?

00:14:55.000 So you just think

00:14:55.560 that they have wrinkles?

00:14:56.640 Dude, literally

00:14:57.160 I don't want to listen to you.

00:14:58.800 Everything you say

00:14:59.720 hurts my feelings.

00:15:01.460 Nuts right now?

00:15:02.560 I want to age awkwardly

00:15:04.060 and clumsily.

00:15:05.020 I want to trip and fall

00:15:05.980 through time

00:15:06.640 and then cannonball 0.94

00:15:07.800 into my casket.

00:15:08.860 Then I want my casket

00:15:10.000 sent through a wipeout place.

00:15:11.500 Premature aging

00:15:12.660 is another one.

00:15:13.680 The combination of that

00:15:14.960 creates premature aging

00:15:16.680 to the hands.

00:15:17.520 Premature implies

00:15:18.280 that something is happening

00:15:19.140 too soon

00:15:19.900 or at the wrong time.

00:15:21.180 And there's no wrong time

00:15:22.400 to age.

00:15:23.120 It differs

00:15:23.640 from person to person.

00:15:24.860 That's like saying

00:15:25.520 I came premature.

00:15:26.780 Not really though.

00:15:28.040 Every doctor says

00:15:29.060 that you're starting

00:15:29.820 to reach the age

00:15:30.540 where it's like

00:15:30.960 yo

00:15:31.240 you better get pregnant. 1.00

00:15:34.900 Early.

00:15:35.220 The invitation said six.

00:15:39.340 Second cause

00:15:40.120 is gravity

00:15:40.640 pulling our face down

00:15:41.500 at all times

00:15:41.980 and my solution

00:15:42.620 is to sleep

00:15:43.360 as flat as possible

00:15:44.680 because if you think about it

00:15:45.740 you're upright.

00:15:46.420 Gravity's working on you

00:15:47.360 all day.

00:15:48.360 Why would you sleep

00:15:49.120 in any kind of an upright

00:15:50.180 or elevated position?

00:15:51.040 You're just going to be

00:15:51.680 giving gravity the chance

00:15:52.560 to keep pulling down

00:15:53.420 on your face.

00:15:54.000 I think it's pretty clear

00:15:54.840 what we have to do.

00:15:56.120 We have to eradicate gravity.

00:15:58.680 It's not funny.

00:15:59.540 It's the same joke

00:16:00.360 every time.

00:16:00.820 Someone does self-improvement

00:16:01.720 and then she says

00:16:02.500 that it's crazy

00:16:03.040 and she doesn't want to do it.

00:16:03.600 I get it.

00:16:03.980 But you can finish the video.

00:16:04.740 I know you're spam skip.

00:16:06.180 Tell her how boring it is.

00:16:07.800 Just spam skip

00:16:08.360 and then we're almost done.

00:16:09.700 Because do we really need it?

00:16:11.860 No.

00:16:12.320 What if it was never invented?

00:16:15.420 Nothing would change.

00:16:16.520 Thanks but no thanks

00:16:17.620 Sir Isaac Putin.

00:16:18.880 Why would you sleep

00:16:19.600 in any kind of an upright

00:16:20.660 or elevated position?

00:16:21.500 You're just going to be

00:16:22.140 giving gravity the chance

00:16:23.040 to keep pulling down

00:16:23.900 on your face.

00:16:24.340 Gravity doesn't go away

00:16:25.620 when you're laying down though.

00:16:26.880 It's not like the monster

00:16:27.800 that's only going to hurt you

00:16:28.820 if your foot is...

00:16:29.460 Don't listen

00:16:30.040 and in five years

00:16:31.400 change your channel name

00:16:32.520 from Chad Chad to Sad Sad.

00:16:33.820 It's hanging off

00:16:34.740 the edge of the bed.

00:16:39.160 It is like

00:16:40.000 Trevor Noah type comedy.

00:16:41.200 Peacefully finishing

00:16:41.980 my 10 step beauty routine

00:16:43.400 before bed.

00:16:44.280 I could never do that.

00:16:46.620 We know.

00:16:49.440 People aren't ugly

00:16:50.580 because they don't have time

00:16:51.960 to do a super intense

00:16:53.020 nighttime routine. 0.99

00:16:54.020 No you're ugly 0.99

00:16:54.460 because you want to be different 1.00

00:16:55.840 and you dyed your eyebrows blue.

00:16:57.440 Not only is it time consuming

00:16:58.820 it's also very expensive.

00:17:00.460 Some of the clean girl 1.00

00:17:01.820 routine videos

00:17:02.900 involve closets.

00:17:04.580 Literal closets

00:17:05.540 full of products.

00:17:06.560 For a lot of them

00:17:07.100 that's their job

00:17:07.860 so it makes...

00:17:08.300 Hey thank you for the 20s

00:17:09.540 Sneak O'Neal.

00:17:10.080 Hey Sneak O'Neal.

00:17:10.640 I'm the person

00:17:11.160 in the rumble

00:17:11.780 app chat.

00:17:14.080 This is one of my favorite

00:17:15.280 Sam Hyde clips.

00:17:16.460 He doesn't ramble

00:17:17.460 as much in this one.

00:17:19.220 Thank you.

00:17:19.900 I'm the only person

00:17:20.560 in the rumble app chat.

00:17:21.620 There's a rumble app chat?

00:17:22.760 Okay I guess you're

00:17:23.380 the only one.

00:17:24.280 Let me check out that link.

00:17:25.120 Makes sense

00:17:25.640 for them to be trying

00:17:26.560 out new products.

00:17:27.420 They're like the

00:17:27.980 Olympic athletes

00:17:29.240 of skin care.

00:17:30.020 Oh my god dude

00:17:30.680 look at this guy.

00:17:31.380 I mean he's so bad

00:17:32.420 at swimming.

00:17:32.840 Like what are you doing?

00:17:33.500 Just get better at swimming.

00:17:34.620 I'm working a call center Michael.

00:17:36.280 Who are you taking calls from?

00:17:37.560 Poverty?

00:17:38.000 This is an anti-wrinkle straw.

00:17:39.320 When you drink out

00:17:39.840 of a normal straw

00:17:40.480 you purse your lips

00:17:41.320 which causes lines

00:17:42.300 and wrinkles over time.

00:17:43.420 And we don't tolerate

00:17:44.380 wrinkles at Barrett Plastic Surgery.

00:17:50.660 When people call you extra

00:17:52.240 just look them in their face

00:17:54.380 and say am I extra

00:17:56.620 or are you basic?

00:18:00.060 Be a blessing.

00:18:01.020 I would rather have wrinkles.

00:18:05.660 You also still wear a mask outside.

00:18:09.200 All right.

00:18:09.900 Dress like I'm about to cross

00:18:10.980 the glowing sea every morning.

00:18:12.740 The amount of prep.

00:18:13.480 This is low energy.

00:18:14.200 Don't you feel your energy

00:18:15.100 being lowered?

00:18:15.700 That's why it appeals

00:18:16.680 to the vast majority

00:18:17.680 of liberals on the internet

00:18:18.560 because they are already

00:18:19.960 low energy.

00:18:20.520 They don't want to improve

00:18:21.280 and they need somebody

00:18:21.960 to go and just reaffirm

00:18:23.720 everything that they think.

00:18:25.820 But everything is just like

00:18:26.700 nah.

00:18:28.060 This is how I felt

00:18:29.020 after debating the soul

00:18:29.840 but it's like whoa

00:18:30.380 you're just draining my energy.

00:18:33.140 This is a sucky

00:18:33.800 it's just 0.58

00:18:34.180 it's like a dementor

00:18:36.240 sucking your soul away. 1.00

00:18:38.800 Fuck. 1.00

00:18:39.160 I want to 1.00

00:18:40.120 pork that goes into some

00:18:41.480 the way they talk

00:18:42.060 I don't understand how

00:18:42.960 people can listen

00:18:43.920 to La Sanabi that much.

00:18:45.260 It's just like

00:18:45.860 yeah dude

00:18:46.660 like literally

00:18:47.260 of these routines

00:18:52.280 is a lot.

00:18:53.140 How do you have time

00:18:53.860 to do anything else

00:18:54.660 when you're trying to hide

00:18:55.560 from the biggest thing

00:18:57.000 in the galaxy?

00:18:58.080 Hey are you okay?

00:18:58.800 Yeah I'm okay.

00:18:59.700 Just thinking about

00:19:00.480 the consequences

00:19:01.220 and minute physical effects

00:19:02.840 of this moment.

00:19:03.540 Not funny.

00:19:03.920 Chat one for Brett Cooper

00:19:04.960 two for chat chat chat chat chat.

00:19:06.280 20 plus years in advance.

00:19:07.780 Isn't that making this moment

00:19:09.100 less enjoyable?

00:19:09.920 Yes but society has taught me

00:19:11.620 that the value of my self-fulfillment

00:19:13.360 pales in comparison

00:19:14.320 to the value of my youth.

00:19:15.540 You want to take a walk?

00:19:16.500 Get some fresh air?

00:19:17.140 Sure hold on

00:19:17.640 let me suit up.

00:19:20.400 All of the tips

00:19:21.200 that we've gone over today

00:19:22.120 are kind of a lot to remember

00:19:23.240 but don't worry

00:19:24.240 I put them all into a list

00:19:25.740 so that we can keep them

00:19:26.660 in mind 24-7

00:19:27.660 every day and every night

00:19:29.320 for the rest of our lives.

00:19:30.780 Do not sleep on sides.

00:19:32.100 Do not sleep on pillow.

00:19:33.180 Do not sleep on bed.

00:19:34.460 Do not breathe through mouth.

00:19:35.800 Do not breathe through nose.

00:19:37.160 Do not smile with your eyes.

00:19:38.720 Don't go outside.

00:19:39.900 Do not bend your hands.

00:19:41.480 Do not bend your neck.

00:19:42.660 Don't go outside.

00:19:44.460 Do not-

00:19:44.920 Also

00:19:45.200 for the two females watching

00:19:47.140 don't-

00:19:48.060 do not cover your face

00:19:49.680 in funeral makeup

00:19:50.500 because that's bad

00:19:51.380 for your skin.

00:19:52.480 Let your skin breathe. 0.53

00:19:53.560 Go out in the sun.

00:19:54.260 Drink some water.

00:19:54.860 Simple advice

00:19:55.380 that she's not taking clearly.

00:19:58.140 Do not turn 30.

00:19:59.320 Do not eat sugar.

00:20:00.340 Do not eat salt.

00:20:01.120 Hey, Cope, don't turn 30

00:20:02.620 before finding a husband.

00:20:05.440 Find a husband.

00:20:07.180 Stop being outside chronically.

00:20:08.880 Stop thinking that you're better

00:20:09.940 than other women 0.99

00:20:10.460 for being single.

00:20:11.940 Find a husband, man.

00:20:13.780 Don't go outside.

00:20:18.060 Everybody in here

00:20:18.780 would rather be with Brett Cooper.

00:20:19.760 You saw all the ones

00:20:20.440 but I'm telling you

00:20:21.060 there's got to be one guy.

00:20:22.000 Chat.

00:20:22.600 Chat.

00:20:23.020 There's got to be one of you

00:20:23.760 for chat-chat.

00:20:24.340 Chat-chat.

00:20:25.460 Chat-chat.

00:20:25.980 There's got to be one of you

00:20:26.660 for chat-chat.

00:20:27.080 I'm telling you

00:20:27.540 or else you're going to be sad-chat.

00:20:28.480 There's one of you.

00:20:30.120 Tell me.

00:20:36.560 Do collect the blood

00:20:37.820 of 20 virgins

00:20:38.640 and offer it to the universe

00:20:39.800 in exchange for

00:20:40.520 everlasting youth and beauty.

00:20:42.040 Look hot forever.

00:20:43.200 Drink egg.

00:20:45.740 I'm going to call it there, guys.

00:20:46.940 Thank you for subscribing

00:20:47.740 and if you are still here,

00:20:49.320 thank you so much for watching.

00:20:51.360 You're welcome.

00:20:53.340 I hope you learned something,

00:20:54.580 feminists. 0.94

00:20:55.240 If you know

00:20:56.960 a blue-eyebrowed feminist like this, 1.00

00:20:58.580 send this video to her.

00:21:02.260 Hopefully, she'll learn

00:21:03.180 or else.

00:21:12.840 And bongo.

00:21:13.960 Thanks for watching.

00:21:21.420 All right, chat.

00:21:24.160 I am out.

00:21:24.840 I'm going to refresh and fit tonight.

00:21:26.160 Got to get ready for that.

00:21:26.980 Need to take a shower. 0.99

00:21:28.060 Damn, I'm pumped from the workout. 0.99

00:21:29.140 Went away. 0.99

00:21:31.640 The Sam Hyde video,

00:21:32.640 I'm going to put that in my Discord.

00:21:34.040 I'm going to put that link.

00:21:34.800 Thank you for that $30 rumble rant.

00:21:36.540 I'll put that in the Discord right now.

00:21:38.000 Make sure to click the link

00:21:38.720 in the description for the Discord.

00:21:40.100 That's where we go talk

00:21:40.940 and hang out all the time.

00:21:41.840 Great discussion going on in there.

00:21:43.000 Great community.

00:21:43.520 The Creativity Kit.

00:21:44.160 We do three calls a week.

00:21:44.760 We got another call at 4 p.m. on Friday.

00:21:46.180 We had a great call today.

00:21:47.260 We had a great call

00:21:47.880 on the Creativity Kit today.

00:21:48.660 That was one of the best in a while.

00:21:49.800 I am revamping the whole course.

00:21:51.100 I am adding more videos.

00:21:53.800 W Daily Stream.

00:21:54.720 I'll be back tomorrow, of course.

00:21:56.000 We're taking over Rumble.

00:21:56.960 The Rumble takeover started now.

00:21:58.100 This was a good-ass stream, man.

00:21:59.140 This was a good one, right?

00:22:00.640 This was a good one.

00:22:01.340 I'm happy.

00:22:01.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:02.700 Sometimes I'll be thinking like,

00:22:03.520 I'll be judging myself the whole time

00:22:04.740 while I'm streaming.

00:22:05.220 This was a good one.

00:22:05.580 Yeah, but make sure to put some good videos,

00:22:08.440 not just schizophrenic, weird videos,

00:22:09.960 in the Discord.

00:22:10.620 It's a lot of, like, conspiracy.

00:22:12.020 I need to get some fun, like,

00:22:13.180 you know what I'm saying?

00:22:14.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:16.680 A lot of it's like,

00:22:17.240 you need to watch this video

00:22:18.300 about how the numbers coincide

00:22:19.840 with the dancing 9-11.

00:22:23.040 Like, okay.

00:22:23.720 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:22:25.640 Stop saying those bad words.

00:22:27.300 I don't endorse any of the homophobia,

00:22:30.900 any of the anti-Semitism.

00:22:32.180 I love Jews.

00:22:33.700 What pump, bro? 1.00

00:22:34.460 Shut the fuck up, J Money. 1.00

00:22:35.460 I was Aki at the beginning of the stream, 1.00

00:22:36.980 I swear to God.

00:22:37.960 You're saying what pump is... 1.00

00:22:38.880 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 1.00

00:22:41.260 I love everybody else. 1.00

00:22:42.800 Follow God, be safe, praise everything.

00:22:44.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:45.440 All that good stuff, bro.

00:22:46.300 Follow God.

00:22:48.880 I don't like mine!

00:22:50.540 Do 20 push-ups right now. 1.00

00:22:51.680 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:22:52.260 I know I'm skinny. 1.00

00:22:52.820 I went to the gym today.

00:22:54.380 Bro, did you go to the gym? 1.00

00:22:55.420 You talking shit in my chat. 1.00

00:22:56.460 Did you even go to the gym? 1.00

00:22:59.920 Yeah, WStream.

00:23:02.620 Yeah.

00:23:03.640 We're taking over Rumble, I swear. 0.99

00:23:04.900 We're talking all that shit behind the chat, right? 1.00

00:23:27.020 You better do that shit with me. 1.00

00:23:29.200 I'll be back tomorrow, of course. 1.00

00:23:30.520 I love y'all. 0.99

00:23:32.480 This is great shit, man. 0.99

00:23:37.380 See you tomorrow. 0.99

00:23:38.960 Get it, bow! 1.00

00:23:39.840 That's it.

00:23:48.280 This is your job?

SNEAKO - November 10, 2022

SNEAKO Reacts To CHAD CHAD

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