In this episode of Conspiracy Theories, I talk about conspiracy theories and how they have been around for as long as I've been alive, and why they are the most entertaining thing in the world. I also talk about how the conspiracy theories I grew up watching on conspiracy websites were all fake, and how we are all part of a globalist agenda to make us retarded.
00:00:17.400When I was a young boy, I took an interest in a lot of things, like riding bikes, being healthy, getting girls, all these things I was terrible at.
00:00:28.040so i had to suffice with something that's right my brain if i couldn't succeed in any of those
00:00:33.160things i at least had a look and sound smart which also went terribly but i at least knew
00:00:38.280facts that most people didn't know for example did you know that in malaysia it's illegal to
00:00:43.720name your child after a fruit or a color or an animal or demon isn't that wild you don't care
00:00:52.040but i did used to watch a ton of fact videos such as all time tens anybody missed those illuminati
00:00:57.720videos from 2011 youtube when people were like reverse jay-z songs and he was talking about
00:01:02.800satan i missed though i missed the deep dive illuminati now it's like oh now it's real so
00:01:08.460it's boring when it was crazy and it was like what really jay-z's literally satan now actually
00:01:16.360they're saying that they are satanist so it's less fun when it's true the today show i had many
00:01:21.760sources for my facts and since this pool of useless history facts had entered my brain
00:01:26.560i started to raise questions what if elections are rigged what if we are living in a simulation
00:01:31.860what if my dad pulled out and i'm actually adopted all that is true they're all conspiracy
00:01:37.780conspiracy theories and as a young boy i was eating these conspiracy videos up like it was
00:01:43.640a large number nine order i was so enthralled of conspiracy theory content back then it had
00:01:48.920me thinking everything i knew was not true and everything that was not true was true
00:01:53.820Gematria 666 you gotta look at these numbers the Mandela effect is real
00:01:58.200Now if you're confused and don't know what a conspiracy theory is
00:02:02.340Google it. It's just the truth. It sucks
00:02:05.340All of it is true Bill Gates is literally trying to depopulate the earth
00:02:09.000The globalist agenda is taking over all the money going to Ukraine is a scam
00:02:12.840They are trying to put the woke agenda to make us all retarded the conspiracy theories are just the actual truth now
00:02:19.440Plus you most likely gonna figure out the more I talk all you need to know is that my mind was blown to hear that all
00:02:25.260Major events that happened in our history and that you see on the news was all smoke and mirrors guys
00:02:31.560It was all fake. I couldn't believe it. I could barely process it
00:02:35.460I was in shock these theories told me that everything has an ulterior
00:02:39.440Motive to tricking us to think a certain way like those trails in the sky by airplanes
00:02:44.200there's mind control juice in it so every time you breathe biden is telling you to breathe
00:02:49.440government mind control it's it's he's making it sound ridiculous but hillary clinton literally
00:02:54.740eats babies on an island or global warming well it's made by the it is made up global warming
00:03:00.300and climate change is a myth so that they can track how much carbon we emit and they want us
00:03:03.800to all drive electric cars so they can turn it off in the next pandemic so that instead of being
00:03:07.300able to drive and go to we can't even do anything they're just going to turn off your car the next
00:03:11.200time we want to go outside let me thank you 20 check out akala file in the booth 100 put in my
00:03:14.940discord media to boost up air conditioning sales duh they also could be subliminal messages like
00:03:21.520that lion king scene where all the dust is in the air and then it says s e x in the sky
00:03:27.360nah brother stay away to heaven in reverse scared the fuck out of me play for the nostalgia i didn't
00:03:33.700never see that put in my discord trying to secretly tell kids to do the unholy nasty
00:04:07.500mind control orchestrated events secret messages aliens all are part of a huge conspiracy and
00:04:15.860little old me's maiden source of getting this harvard university conspiracy level of knowledge
00:04:22.120was from shane dawson now we all know shane dawson he's my favorite african-american youtuber
00:04:27.640and he used to make a lot of conspiracy content that i used to love when i was younger i used to
00:04:32.720I loved these kind of videos back then, but not so much me now because, well, Shane is Shane, and as a grown man, I now realize how f***ing stupid these theories are.
00:05:56.240I mean, I would have believed it more if it was Brown Listerine that was doing it based on how strong it is, but toothpaste? I don't think so.
00:06:03.560Or how there's a new world government taking over the world.