SNEAKO - December 28, 2022


SNEAKO REACTS TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES

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In this episode of Conspiracy Theories, I talk about conspiracy theories and how they have been around for as long as I've been alive, and why they are the most entertaining thing in the world. I also talk about how the conspiracy theories I grew up watching on conspiracy websites were all fake, and how we are all part of a globalist agenda to make us retarded.

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00:00:00.640 Conspiracy theories by DeGenerosity. I like this video that we saw the other day. Let's see this.
00:00:04.580 What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby. 1.00
00:00:07.380 I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay. 1.00
00:00:11.480 Turn the friggin' frogs gay! 1.00
00:00:13.660 They turn the friggin' frogs gay! 1.00
00:00:15.820 Ralex Jones in the chat. 0.99
00:00:17.400 When I was a young boy, I took an interest in a lot of things, like riding bikes, being healthy, getting girls, all these things I was terrible at.
00:00:28.040 so i had to suffice with something that's right my brain if i couldn't succeed in any of those
00:00:33.160 things i at least had a look and sound smart which also went terribly but i at least knew
00:00:38.280 facts that most people didn't know for example did you know that in malaysia it's illegal to
00:00:43.720 name your child after a fruit or a color or an animal or demon isn't that wild you don't care
00:00:52.040 but i did used to watch a ton of fact videos such as all time tens anybody missed those illuminati
00:00:57.720 videos from 2011 youtube when people were like reverse jay-z songs and he was talking about
00:01:02.800 satan i missed though i missed the deep dive illuminati now it's like oh now it's real so
00:01:08.460 it's boring when it was crazy and it was like what really jay-z's literally satan now actually 0.67
00:01:16.360 they're saying that they are satanist so it's less fun when it's true the today show i had many
00:01:21.760 sources for my facts and since this pool of useless history facts had entered my brain
00:01:26.560 i started to raise questions what if elections are rigged what if we are living in a simulation
00:01:31.860 what if my dad pulled out and i'm actually adopted all that is true they're all conspiracy
00:01:37.780 conspiracy theories and as a young boy i was eating these conspiracy videos up like it was
00:01:43.640 a large number nine order i was so enthralled of conspiracy theory content back then it had
00:01:48.920 me thinking everything i knew was not true and everything that was not true was true
00:01:53.820 Gematria 666 you gotta look at these numbers the Mandela effect is real
00:01:58.200 Now if you're confused and don't know what a conspiracy theory is
00:02:02.340 Google it. It's just the truth. It sucks
00:02:05.340 All of it is true Bill Gates is literally trying to depopulate the earth 0.99
00:02:09.000 The globalist agenda is taking over all the money going to Ukraine is a scam
00:02:12.840 They are trying to put the woke agenda to make us all retarded the conspiracy theories are just the actual truth now 0.99
00:02:19.440 Plus you most likely gonna figure out the more I talk all you need to know is that my mind was blown to hear that all
00:02:25.260 Major events that happened in our history and that you see on the news was all smoke and mirrors guys
00:02:31.560 It was all fake. I couldn't believe it. I could barely process it
00:02:35.460 I was in shock these theories told me that everything has an ulterior
00:02:39.440 Motive to tricking us to think a certain way like those trails in the sky by airplanes
00:02:44.200 there's mind control juice in it so every time you breathe biden is telling you to breathe
00:02:49.440 government mind control it's it's he's making it sound ridiculous but hillary clinton literally 1.00
00:02:54.740 eats babies on an island or global warming well it's made by the it is made up global warming
00:03:00.300 and climate change is a myth so that they can track how much carbon we emit and they want us
00:03:03.800 to all drive electric cars so they can turn it off in the next pandemic so that instead of being
00:03:07.300 able to drive and go to we can't even do anything they're just going to turn off your car the next
00:03:11.200 time we want to go outside let me thank you 20 check out akala file in the booth 100 put in my
00:03:14.940 discord media to boost up air conditioning sales duh they also could be subliminal messages like
00:03:21.520 that lion king scene where all the dust is in the air and then it says s e x in the sky
00:03:27.360 nah brother stay away to heaven in reverse scared the fuck out of me play for the nostalgia i didn't 0.79
00:03:33.700 never see that put in my discord trying to secretly tell kids to do the unholy nasty 0.98
00:03:38.120 Well, not like we needed it back then
00:03:41.540 Cause when Nyla was on screen 0.96
00:03:43.060 We was already thinking it
00:03:44.260 Was that just me?
00:03:45.500 Mind control 1.00
00:03:46.240 I would fuck the shit out of her 1.00
00:03:47.780 Then, cause when Nyla was on screen 1.00
00:03:49.580 We was already
00:03:50.180 Woo! 0.99
00:03:53.240 Chat, you would, right?
00:03:55.720 I would
00:03:56.200 WBestiality
00:03:57.240 Weestiality
00:03:58.000 She is
00:03:58.560 Bro
00:03:59.880 Even if she was trans, I wouldn't 1.00
00:04:05.800 Was that just me?
00:04:07.500 mind control orchestrated events secret messages aliens all are part of a huge conspiracy and
00:04:15.860 little old me's maiden source of getting this harvard university conspiracy level of knowledge
00:04:22.120 was from shane dawson now we all know shane dawson he's my favorite african-american youtuber
00:04:27.640 and he used to make a lot of conspiracy content that i used to love when i was younger i used to 0.98
00:04:32.720 I loved these kind of videos back then, but not so much me now because, well, Shane is Shane, and as a grown man, I now realize how f***ing stupid these theories are. 0.99
00:04:43.520 That's right. 0.99
00:04:44.320 What? He made a video about 9-11 that was pretty good, but then I saw his book in Barnes & Noble.
00:04:49.220 I'm like, this guy's a pedophile. Why is he able to have a book on the front shelf in Barnes & Noble?
00:04:54.720 I think a majority of conspiracy...
00:04:55.940 Why does he not get banned? Why does he get put number one trending?
00:04:58.140 just because i say we see ality and i would fuck the lion king queen doesn't mean that i should be 0.86
00:05:04.520 banned like i didn't say bro all they're talking about was covid and election misinformation i got 0.98
00:05:08.420 banned and shane dawson is a literal pedophile and they're putting him front page conspiracy 0.99
00:05:11.900 theories are a bunch of balagna said by boo boo the fools or crazy people or that's what the 0.99
00:05:17.260 government wants me to think it's already in motion it's like nah the reason why most of 0.99
00:05:21.440 these conspiracy theories fall flat on their faces is because most of them fall under assumptions
00:05:26.600 with no types of facts supporting it.
00:05:29.020 Like, most government mind-control theories 0.99
00:05:31.160 I just automatically dismiss as dumb. 0.92
00:05:33.420 I know MKUltra was a thing 0.95
00:05:38.980 and biased news outlets exist
00:05:41.340 because, well, that's not a theory.
00:05:43.420 But I'm not really talking about those.
00:05:45.220 I'm talking about the theories such as
00:05:46.940 toothpaste fluoride is taking over our head
00:05:49.660 with mind- 0.99
00:05:50.360 Fluoride makes you gay 0.99
00:05:51.440 and JFK was killed by the CIA 1.00
00:05:53.020 and they're turning the frickin' frog to gay. 1.00
00:05:54.740 ...control, which, no. 0.99
00:05:56.240 I mean, I would have believed it more if it was Brown Listerine that was doing it based on how strong it is, but toothpaste? I don't think so.
00:06:03.560 Or how there's a new world government taking over the world.
00:06:06.480 There is! The generosity! There is!
00:06:09.440 The Illuminati's in control of...
00:06:11.020 Yes! Don't say Jews, Chad. Stop.
00:06:13.600 ...and celebrities are in on it, too.
00:06:15.680 They are!
00:06:16.640 They're in the Illuminati taking over the world!
00:06:19.640 And to that theory, I also have to say...
00:06:22.180 No, no. Yo, Bobo.
00:06:23.240 How's the world under one secret government if we are willing to go to war with each other
00:06:27.640 over ASAP Rocky? This world is not united enough to be run under one government,
00:06:32.920 let alone the Illuminati. Like, really? You think there's a secret society controlling
00:06:38.120 the world and there's celebrities that are in on it?
00:06:40.600 Whoa! Why does that sound so crazy? Yes! Yes! This dude is coping! He's so close to being red pill.
00:06:48.940 That's just stupid. Mainly because- 1.00
00:06:50.420 Why is that stupid? That's the perfect way to control people! 1.00
00:06:54.600 Society controlling the world and there's celebrities that are in on it.
00:06:57.780 Of course! 1.00
00:07:02.780 That's just stupid. Mainly because these are some of the celebrities that are suspected to be in the Illuminati. 1.00
00:07:08.040 beyonce jay-z madonna limb lardashian kanye west limb lardashian limb lardashian and w.e.a
00:07:16.020 how's way lindsey lohan lebron and rihanna they are all suspected to be controlling the planet 0.99
00:07:22.200 this is stupid because well first of all most of them are black and if the illuminati really 0.99
00:07:27.860 existed you think black people would be in it no they wouldn't they're not part of the illuminati 1.00
00:07:32.820 but they use celebrities to keep us arguing about stupid shit and keep us distracted talking about 1.00
00:07:37.220 people's relationships and make us focus on racism while they control us more and more and 1.00
00:07:41.560 more they're all used as it's all a sci-fi it's just gonna be old racist white guys in that but 0.99
00:07:46.000 yeah the illuminati you hear the body in it no they wouldn't it's just gonna be old racist white 0.99
00:07:52.980 guys it's the people with the most amount of money it's bigger than just white people black 0.98
00:07:58.100 people no one cares about race when you have a certain amount of status but yeah the illuminati
00:08:02.820 the new world order i don't believe in any of that but it's not like i don't think the government
00:08:07.960 is perfect and holding no secrets no if i actually thought that i would be a bot in fact i don't
00:08:13.840 trust the government and i don't even like them really like taxes exist that's already enough for
00:08:19.260 a reason to hate them and i'm not even gonna give the lizard people theory the light of day because
00:08:23.320 that's 100 w lizards in the chat is that what you guys always tell me to talk to ryan dawson about
00:08:30.620 is he a lizard i i need to learn more about lizards real it's true you've seen mark zuckerberg
00:08:36.940 nigga is secretly the geico lizard i know it speaking of lizards time travel time travel 1.00
00:08:42.440 theories or dimension hopping theories always piqued my interest because when hearing about
00:08:46.880 them i always thought there was a sliver of a chance that maybe i could go back in time and
00:08:51.880 fix my mistakes some of these i actually find interesting like the butterfly effect where if
00:08:56.080 you were to time travel any small thing that is in the past could have a big effect in the future
00:09:01.100 like if you were just to kick a rock in a different direction in the past after time traveling you
00:09:06.040 just changed the future into one where you actually get hoes or the ones where there's real old time 0.99
00:09:11.420 photos and footage of people being suspected time travelers example is this woman in the 1920s on a
00:09:17.280 cell phone or is she just crazy or this photo too if you've been studying this subject for as long
00:09:21.900 as I have, you've seen this picture before. It's a 1940s picture with everybody dressed normally
00:09:27.040 and then one hipster for the time. And then there's this guy who looks like he's dressed
00:09:31.300 from the 80s. Now, I don't think this picture is a conspiracy as people think because this man is
00:09:38.560 not a time traveler. He's just ahead of his time. This man's fit is so far ahead of everybody else's
00:09:44.600 that he looks like a time traveler. This man in his photo grew up to be Calvin Klein, but you heard
00:09:49.700 from me first but i like the time traveling theories the dimension hopping ones are a lot
00:09:53.960 more weird and complicated and the most popular of these theories is the mandela effect and this one 0.99
00:10:00.200 yo r.i.p to that dude who made me watch that mandela effect retard shit is one of the stupidest 0.99
00:10:06.660 theories i've ever heard thank you this is pure schizophrenia i agree anybody like you can dispute 0.99
00:10:12.040 this right now wl the mandela effect is just pure retardation the mandela effect is one of the worst 0.98
00:10:16.820 theories out there and i think it was john boner man r.i.p if you don't know what it is it's
00:10:20.980 basically saying different realities are merging with ours and that's why we are remembering things
00:10:25.840 differently like curious george actually never had a tail monopoly man never had a monocle etc
00:10:31.140 that means the stuff we remembered but actually aren't real are from alternate realities now 0.95
00:10:37.060 here's why this is horse shit how does this equal alternate realities do you think the 0.96
00:10:41.700 burn stain bears or burn stein bears carry such a weight to existence that it changes reality as we 0.99
00:10:48.320 know it no y'all just dumb you're just misremembering stuff i never remembered once a day in my life 0.92
00:10:54.800 where pikachu had a black end to his tail man y'all just fake pokemon fans and most of the examples 0.78
00:11:00.640 for mandela effect are just us misspelling words we just assume certain words are spelled how we
00:11:05.520 normally spell them in brands we buy like double stuffed oreos it's just one f cocoa puffs is
00:11:11.300 spelled with an a sketchers doesn't have a t in it like we just assume these words are spelled
00:11:16.380 normally or at least how they sound we only thought looney tunes was spelled with o's because
00:11:21.260 the word cartoon is spelled like that this is not no alternate reality wait he just got me 0.99
00:11:26.540 questioned maybe it's real nonsense and the people who actually believe it is you are the crazy 0.77
00:11:31.480 people that i see at my local gas station i just hate the medela effect theory so much speaking of
00:11:37.580 stuff that i don't like 9-11 predictions the actual event according to these theorists everything
00:11:43.720 that is pre-september 11th in media is a prediction to the attack like everybody in hollywood is just
00:11:49.760 in on it johnny bravo predicted it die hard predicted it the cookie monster predicted it
00:11:55.520 there are several ads cartoons movies prior to the attacks that had quote-unquote predicted it
00:12:03.660 even though a sane person would know that all these are just coincidences and most of these
00:12:08.380 predictions are just such a reach like this terminated 2 9 11 prediction that i found on
00:12:13.660 this website that just says well this is it the height limit for trucks the determinator actually
00:12:19.820 know what the future had in store for us the film did give us a warning of wrath and impending doom
00:12:26.220 is this nigga serious yeah the height limit to the crossing ain't no coincidence that was put there 0.99
00:12:31.820 by al-qaeda and isis themselves even the simpsons predicted it but they also predicted everything
00:12:37.900 like literally everything do i think the simpsons staff team are time travelers
00:12:42.220 no do i think they're terrorists maybe why are you saying but 9-11 is gonna come out as a
00:12:49.740 as an inside job just like jfk i'm telling you i'm telling you mark my words give it 20 years
00:12:54.220 people are gonna realize that 9-11 was all the u.s government and maybe israel masadi speaking of
00:12:59.580 speaking false celebrity death conspiracies god i love these because none of them make any sense
00:13:05.900 these conspiracies are basically that certain celebrities aren't really dead and that they
00:13:10.540 faked it because i don't know tupac is in cuba they wanted to avoid taxes or something and i can
00:13:15.420 slightly understand how all these conspiracy theories came to be bob marley was killed by the
00:13:19.660 cia you know jesus christ a very famous person from back in his day happy birthday jesus was
00:13:25.180 publicly executed then came back out of nowhere three days later good as new i can see why people
00:13:32.360 of today have these theories about these celebrities faking their death michael jackson
00:13:36.640 elvis presley bruce lee all are still alive that's why you see so many sightings of them popping up
00:13:42.980 like is that really elvis tupac didn't really get shot neither no he's in cuba i saw him playing
00:13:49.880 Fortnite last week. And Biggie Smalls, he's not dead neither. I saw him at the McDonald's drive
00:13:55.260 through last Tuesday. This theory also suggests that all these celebrities are living in a private
00:13:59.600 island with each other. Now, that might sound fun, but I know this theory is just malarkey.
00:14:05.020 I know conspiracy theories be stupid a lot of the time, but it doesn't mean I throw all of them 0.97
00:14:09.920 under the boat. It's like I said earlier, I don't really trust the government. I watch Jake Tron, 0.98
00:14:14.820 okay? I know the government are liars. There we go. There's a new Jake Tron video that I want to 0.94
00:14:19.400 watch next great yo degenerosity come on stream man i'll repel you there are many conspiracies
00:14:25.120 that got me thinking got me thinking deep like the 1999 civil trial of martin luther king's
00:14:30.260 assassination where the u.s government was found guilty of conspiring his death why isn't this
00:14:35.980 talked about more or i know because nobody cares this sounds a little goofy but that sonic the
00:14:41.000 hedgehog meme where he talks about the many inconsistencies of the las vegas shooting man
00:14:45.620 i feel like the fbi is gonna bust down my door every time i see that meme i do mess with and
00:14:50.640 somewhat believe a good amount of conspiracy theories to an extent it's just that the most
00:14:55.200 popular ones are stuff like stanley kubrick directed the moon he did wl why do you think
00:15:03.060 they assassinated him right after eyes wide shut after he exposed how the elites go to satanic 0.99
00:15:08.160 rituals and do sex rituals on islands he was the first person to talk about the epstein shit 0.98
00:15:12.400 they killed him six months later watch 237 documentary landed there's a lot of them that 0.78
00:15:17.020 i do find interesting but to be honest most of the ones that i do find interesting i can't really
00:15:22.220 think of any jokes about them so i'ma just end it i've talked about most of the ones i wanted to
00:15:27.860 talk about so i feel accomplished and i also did my research for this vid like i watched half of
00:15:33.300 that 10 hour conspiracy iceberg vid but most of the theories were very sciencey and i can't read
00:15:39.900 And I was also going to make a whole section of the video talking about fan theories from
00:15:43.900 TV shows and movies and how dumb they are, but that could be a video on its own, and
00:15:48.580 if I did that, this video would have taken a million years to make. 0.97
00:15:53.020 But yeah, conspiracy theories are out there, mostly dumb ones, but they're still out there, 0.95
00:15:57.340 so stay woke. 0.91
00:15:58.340 Cheers to us and Shane Dawson for making this video possible.
00:16:02.140 And in conclusion...
00:16:03.140 I'm starting with the man in the mirror
00:16:10.940 Great video. I love his editing
00:16:14.460 That's it