SNEAKO - SNEAKO Reacts To Family Guy & South Parks Funniest Moments!

00:00:00.000 wait actually a quick detour i want to watch this video now that we have this

00:00:06.500 family guy jewish jokes first i have to read you the right for jewish people you have the

00:00:14.020 right to remain silent even though you won't you have the right to infer an insult where

00:00:17.940 none was intended what what's that supposed to mean you have the right to a lawyer who

00:00:22.320 you are probably related to this interview is over ah chat delay audio delay audio what

00:00:28.720 what one sec one second one second one sec don't leave okay we're back we're good we're good

00:00:34.980 hold on i want to watch this family guy jewish jokes

00:00:36.860 first i have to read wait type one of his good everything good do the miranda rights for jewish

00:00:43.940 people you have the right to remain silent even though you won't you have the right to infer an

00:00:48.300 insult where none was intended what's that supposed to mean you have the right to a lawyer who you are

00:00:52.940 probably related to this interview is over what the basic eye centers will heal your eyes

00:01:01.100 how much would you pay for laser eye surgery five hundred dollars seven hundred dollars ten

00:01:06.700 thousand dollars how about twelve dollars dr lee feltsteen fully licensed fully trained fully jewish

00:01:15.720 jewish so come on down to the hydrox arena this sunday sunday get your eyesight fixed unless you 0.97

00:01:22.380 have the balls type of one of you are a family guy guy i was always family guy i've never really 0.91

00:01:28.300 got it to south park like that family guy i think is what developed a lot of my sense of humor too 0.99

00:01:32.360 this is just like my favorite cartoon of all time jewish oh god an angry mob i've got to swallow 0.99

00:01:39.360 all my valuables and get out of here

00:01:41.380 he's like you can't do this on tv anymore oh no we're done for no we're not i'm the fastest jew in

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00:01:56.300 chad name one jewish athlete can you name one

00:02:04.720 can you what what sports it's i'm not saying i'm just if you can think about it you can think of a

00:02:12.780 lot of what they do in other professions i can't name one

00:02:17.280 dude what are you saying aiden ross what do you mean

00:02:21.540 okay the first rule of jewish fight club is if somebody says ow you stop

00:02:31.680 ow okay let's see

00:02:34.700 okay mort now if you want to get more customers i had like some of my closest friends when i was

00:02:41.380 younger were jewish and they would all they would sound like this so much we would watch the show 1.00

00:02:45.540 and then just make fun of them like i don't know if you had jewish friends like this

00:02:48.860 but all my jewish friends for their hands were always so sweaty and they always had weird health 0.98

00:02:55.580 problems like lactose intolerant or they had some like stomach bowel thing going on they were taking

00:03:02.220 weird medication to eat foods and they were just like perspirating in the middle of the day

00:03:07.760 it's like they just have the weirdest health problems okay let's see

00:03:12.100 okay mort now if you want to get more customers in your pharmacy you're gonna have to do a promotion

00:03:17.960 like like buy one get one free what buy one get one free huh buy one yeah i get that get one free

00:03:25.340 huh is that like a spanish word no it's english the whole thing's english oh because it seems like

00:03:29.780 you're saying the first part in english and then some kind of made up a full-on full-on for something

00:03:34.280 in the second part i don't understand you said full-on full-on few all right let me try explaining it

00:03:38.580 another way let's say where it's someone else's store and there's a sign and it says buy one get

00:03:43.160 one free get one free wow what store are you talking about oh you'd rather have it down at the

00:03:48.020 bank where the jewish guys can leer at it yeah money it's funny too because and this is actually 0.71

00:03:57.660 how i developed a lot of the um the concept of the stream and everything i do seek truth through funny

00:04:02.400 is because a lot of the this the early season were so stereotypical i think family guy humor

00:04:07.140 is always based around stereotypes racist jokes but it's because a lot of it is is based in truth

00:04:13.160 i'm not saying that this is true but

00:04:14.440 if i seek truth through funny developed from something like this because

00:04:20.240 you start to notice patterns in real life like you first you see it in a cartoon

00:04:24.100 and then you see the same traits and characteristics in people that you know in real life

00:04:28.080 and then it becomes even funnier

00:04:29.820 can't we just eat

00:04:37.680 and now i shall continue the prayer

00:04:40.800 oh look there's all the jewish kids sitting on the rabbi's lap where he asks them for something 0.98

00:04:55.000 i want a new tv and it can't be a vizio sony or samsung only and i need it all set up before i

00:05:03.000 turn it on i don't want to have to do any of the things so where do jewish people think they go when

00:05:08.620 they die where do you think we go but i don't know that's why i'm asking you why do you think you're

00:05:13.860 asking all these questions i just i just really want to know what happens do you think that's part

00:05:18.680 of god's infinite plan i think your whole religion is a sham just so you can get extra holidays off from

00:05:24.240 work what oh gotta go it's book today you are a man great can i drive no can i vote no can i drink 0.98

00:05:34.180 no can i have sex no can i cash the checks yes 0.97

00:05:38.180 now they don't have fun they don't have fun

00:05:48.100 and instead of lasting for one day the oil in the lamp lasted for eight days and that is why we 0.93

00:05:55.320 celebrate hanukkah yeah yeah yeah how long before we play pin the eviction notice on the black guy's 0.92

00:05:59.760 door now does anyone have any questions yeah i have a question what are you gonna do when jesus 0.99

00:06:04.080 comes back and puts a boot up your ass and it's also why many families give their children eight 0.99

00:06:08.920 days of presents wait did she say eight days of presents yeah yeah this judaism thing is gonna 0.99

00:06:15.040 be better than i thought all right class that's all for today's lesson now everyone off to gym

00:06:19.780 class all right today we're gonna play soccer

00:06:22.980 that was easy and now wait did chat did anybody think i asked you can you name one jewish athlete

00:06:35.980 did anybody name anybody the history channel presents american inventor the true story of henry ford

00:06:41.920 this is my jew flattening machine it'll flatten any jew simply climb behind the wheel drive it 1.00

00:06:48.080 towards the jew and flatten them could you also use it just to drive from place to place and stuff 1.00

00:06:52.520 no it's a jew flattening machine it's not what it's designed for but you could use it that way

00:06:57.620 yeah yeah you could yeah yeah you could also use the mona lisa as a placemat god hey how about all

00:07:02.820 those coupons in the sunday paper huh some good deals there hey you know i went into a store last

00:07:07.940 week and they wanted 800 bucks for a tv but i ushed them down to 500

00:07:12.040 thank you brian that was the last munich gunman you're a hero a hero i guess i am a hero wait

00:07:24.360 someone said uh paul baird you craig ufc fighter there's a ufc fighter okay who is that what do you

00:07:30.040 mean lebron james why would you say that oh nice wonderful we are gonna throw you the craziest

00:07:38.080 party do we have a hot two liter of closet pepsi we do and i can bring planters peanuts that were

00:07:45.400 opened a dozen years ago perfect and i have half a graduation cake we just have to let thor

00:07:52.140 party a jewish party with lots of old food in a fully lit room shalom everyone welcome to the

00:08:01.180 christening now before the child goes in the water has it been at least 20 minutes since she ate yes

00:08:06.240 rabbi wonderful then let's dunk this kid like a donut i hereby christen this child in the name of 0.72

00:08:11.720 jesus christ who was killed by we don't know who it's not important the last thing we want to do is

00:08:16.160 point fingers can you please take my daughter out what the hats wait water sorry congratulations 1.00

00:08:22.080 sweetie you're a christian from now on every sunday you get to eat a hard cookie and pretend it's a guy

00:08:27.800 whoa whoa christians are you gonna take that you're just gonna let you're just gonna let that rabbi 0.88

00:08:34.860 make fun of your crackers okay now to balance it out family guy um muslim jokes 0.94

00:08:39.740 okay i don't even remember it's just gonna be all terrorist jokes right it's just gonna be 0.99

00:08:45.020 this is gonna be bombing jokes daddy where's santa was he killed by muslims oh my god poor stewie 0.99

00:08:53.940 he's so disappointed your family is gone would you mind if we turn on the tv oh hey i didn't know 0.79

00:09:00.120 anyone was here i uh i was just kidding when i told my family i loved them i am mahmoud i'm peter

00:09:05.840 and i never seen a hat like that before so i'm very scared of it no this is just a tagheer

00:09:11.420 it's a traditional muslim prayer cap oh hey you know who'd look funny wearing one of those 1.00

00:09:16.260 the monopoly guy correct go directly to jail and convert to islam 0.98

00:09:22.340 because they do that what that is true yes that is what i intended

00:09:28.900 hey you're all right mahmoud you too peter so uh what do you want to watch well if you

00:09:34.400 turn on channel 14 we can probably catch the end of muslim looney tunes 0.99

00:09:37.880 as a pig i am very dirty and should not be touched by humans 0.99

00:09:45.840 hey guys come on let's get the man a drink what are you having 0.99

00:09:48.440 how about the ginger ale but if you'll excuse me right now i have to go bring great shame to myself

00:09:53.940 by using the restroom

00:09:55.000 isn't he great

00:09:57.000 oh he's weird well why do you order a ginger ale and who the hell doesn't look at jugs

00:10:01.280 yeah and he's got a cell phone clipped to his belt like he's some kind of big shot on vacation 0.85

00:10:05.620 oh i see what's going on you guys are uncomfortable with mahmoud because he's muslim

00:10:10.140 what what are you talking about this is your post 9 11 racism talking i for one

00:10:14.940 think it's great that peter has enough of an open mind to have a muslim friend

00:10:18.420 you know a lot of dogs just sit outside tied to poles

00:10:21.560 look mahmoud's my friend okay so he's muslim every culture has its quirks

00:10:25.780 peter where are you going and why are you dressed like that well lois i happen to be a muslim now

00:10:34.260 which means i'll be spending a lot of my time in mostly empty cafes

00:10:37.280 chat why are you saying that that was a destiny to take was brian a liberal

00:10:40.300 i never understood it because sometimes he'll say things that are like kind of racist and then he

00:10:43.920 plays middle ground he's kind of libertarian i never really understood what his political

00:10:48.160 something they would make fun of him as a democrat but the idea of a liberal that a democrat

00:10:51.880 has changed so much even since this show was like really popular watching soccer on an eight inch

00:10:55.880 black and white tv all right lois i'm off to the bazaar what do you mean you mean the market

00:11:01.120 yeah the bazaar well if you're going to the market can you pick up some cereal some butter and a loaf

00:11:05.860 of bread i'll see what they have all right lois here's six cobras a bolt of silk and a ram's horn

00:11:12.320 peter what the hell hey can you help me with the 20 paper bags of dates i got in the car

00:11:16.600 why the hell would you get 20 bags of dates the monkey in the little vest who was selling them 0.95

00:11:20.960 happen to be very persuasive you know i have just moroccans i don't know if that's like muslim 0.93

00:11:26.160 culture i have to say peter i am impressed by how much you have committed yourself to islam

00:11:30.300 are you kidding it's awesome i even started wearing leather sandals with way too long toenails

00:11:34.700 see how big ones are getting yellow oh yes very muslim i told you look at him he's the perfect man to 1.00

00:11:41.040 help us blow up the quahog bridge 1.00

00:11:42.640 oh my god everybody down

00:11:47.960 so are these toys just like to take

00:11:51.240 hey guys what football team should i like

00:11:59.960 my mood says we all need to act like we're fans of american football so we seem less

00:12:03.820 suspicious what what are you talking about i'm talking about my mood you know i actually feel

00:12:10.360 really bad for him you know he knew 19 guys who died on 9-11 i mean what are the odds

00:12:15.340 i think you joined a terrorist sleeper cell what that's crazy look i'm gonna call my mood right

00:12:21.600 now on this cell phone he gave me he'll tell you 0.99

00:12:23.780 damn phone's busted maybe i dialed wrong 1.00

00:12:29.040 peter please stop trying to call my mood this is very serious your friends are terrorists 1.00

00:12:36.800 they're meeting in secret they're creating comfort stories oh my god you're right see i told you my

00:12:44.900 mood was bad news those guys are all bad news hang on there quagmire just because these few guys are 0.98

00:12:50.400 terrorists doesn't mean all muslims are every ethnic group has their nut jobs great job peter 0.97

00:12:55.840 thanks to you 30 terrorists are behind bars and every middle class arab in this town is now under 1.00

00:13:01.220 suspicion i thought it was going to be a twist joke where it finds out that peter was just misled

00:13:05.280 and that it's actually not a terrorist group was their depiction of muslims in the show just

00:13:09.300 they ended up becoming terrorists the jewish jokes are like oh quirky little jokes but they 1.00

00:13:14.160 ended up actually becoming like hard money lenders it was like cutaways the plot point and family 0.59

00:13:18.700 got from muslims was like actually they're isis so what happens next do those guys all get trials 1.00

00:13:22.780 well you know some of them it's it's it's it's the process well it's straight to guantanamo bay

00:13:29.740 thing is worthless like my palestinian alarm clock 0.50

00:13:32.860 allahu akbar 0.92

00:13:36.300 what the f 0.98

00:13:38.380 death to america and butter sauce don't boil me 0.93

00:13:51.820 i'm still alive i say ahmed what what is that thing you people do when when you're about to 0.97

00:13:56.220 assassinate an infidel ah you mean this 0.97

00:14:00.300 oh god yes i love that

00:14:04.300 this is insanity i go in store i throw backpack big boom no no you are big boom big hero okay right 0.88

00:14:13.340 so i throw backpack come back and have big hero party with many virgins no no no no no you boom oh 0.96

00:14:19.980 okay okay okay i put on backpack boom then i come back big hero virgin okay yeah see you in a few 0.98

00:14:26.700 minutes big here

00:14:29.420 before you do anything for god's sake put some clothes on ryan calm down in some countries this is

00:14:34.140 a compliment

00:14:38.380 oh my goodness

00:14:39.660 oh please come on it's just something i threw together what what culture is that

00:14:48.620 chad wait i didn't i didn't do i have to do that to my wife

00:14:55.900 um hey thanks for taking me out to dinner ryan but i gotta say this food looks a little weird

00:15:01.100 oh peter moroccan food is the jizz i don't know looks like it might give me the kind of farts i get

00:15:06.460 from eating mexican food

00:15:18.380 well freeze frame what's gonna happen next

00:15:23.340 i think i gotta go to the bathroom

00:15:28.940 i found us a ride to quahog in the back of a truck hurry

00:15:31.500 ah thank god come on let's head home before stewie gets hurt like fozzy bear when he went to

00:15:35.980 saudi arabia uh it's good to worship allah because i used to worship summer waka waka

00:15:44.060 i once knew a guy who was so arab how arab was he uh he was so arab that everybody liked him

00:15:51.660 and there was nothing funny about him at all like driving around getting into incidents with other

00:15:55.900 motorists i'm saying stinko stay out of the way you old bat asian not all asians are bad drivers no 0.97

00:16:03.900 no not all terrorists are arab but you know they are huh so you guys hear about that new kid the emo 0.99

00:16:11.740 muslim ah death to america thank you brian that brings me peace in this hour i'll be with allah 0.98

00:16:21.180 soon what uh yeah he doesn't know what he's saying he's delirious look you better get moving all 0.99

00:16:26.060 right stewie let's go get the sleigh ready anyone else a little freaked out by that allah thing never

00:16:29.900 mind that let's just get going okay yeah okay back to the club do you want to see more family guy

00:16:36.140 this is this is pretty much your sense of humor chat there was more uh wait there's a family guy

00:16:41.900 trying not to laugh should we try that i've never done a try not to laugh before you think i could do

00:16:45.820 it it's not that long wait okay fine fine wait we'll go back to the clips actually i kind of want to try

00:16:51.260 this i kind of want to try this thanks for the five watch how to become a cult leader and how to

00:16:58.380 become a tyrant on netflix it'll help you out learn about put it in the discord more more more okay you

00:17:03.100 guys one more all right this is family guy try not to laugh okay fine

00:17:17.020 what's the punishment if i fail

00:17:21.180 what's the punishment if i fail

00:17:25.740 if i fail

00:17:26.380 okay 10 push-ups every laugh i faked my own death once

00:17:46.300 no dentist appointment for this guy hi everybody hello colonel tush finger i just built a spaceship

00:17:58.140 want to come up in space with me in it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa cut cut cut cleveland

00:18:03.180 what are you doing i just figured i'd give colonel tush finger an australian thing colonel tush finger 1.00

00:18:09.420 lives on the moon you idiot he talks with a moon accent you know he talks like this with a moon accent 0.99

00:18:15.340 you understand i am colonel tush finger and i live on the moon so i talk like this with a moon 1.00

00:18:19.980 accent do that okay my great uncle wears a ski hat all the time griffin will be followed by nick

00:18:25.100 nolte's handkerchief followed by japanese abe lincoln and then monkey rabbi hey where's the monkey

00:18:29.900 rabbi here's your torah you'll be here on tuesday at nine check in house wait you're gonna need me this 0.97

00:18:34.940 week ah maybe maybe friday uh now where are the gays over here no no the really cartoony gays 1.00

00:18:40.860 yo there you are we're gonna need you guys all week a palette am i am i reading this right you 0.97

00:18:46.540 need a palette of chocolate covered pretzels where where where where the hell am i supposed to what

00:18:51.740 is this a drum of grape jam is that what is it is that like a drum like they ship oil in is that

00:18:59.580 look at this one a desk of cheese it's a desk where where are you getting these units of measurement

00:19:05.260 from mary that is still funny okay you stay right here big funny gal i'll be right back with

00:19:13.900 a hammock of cake okay four pizzas and a salad salad how do you make a salad first you throw in

00:19:20.060 the whole head of lettuce even the hard to eat white part at the bottom that's what the people want now 0.98

00:19:24.540 what else i got a can of whole black olives should i slice them up what are you crazy no you keep them 0.97

00:19:29.580 whole you're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth what about this tomato cut it into 0.98

00:19:33.980 thirds it should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth how about this carrot should i cut it

00:19:38.460 up yes but very thin lengthwise the whole length of the carrot one thin slice okay what else do we

00:19:43.580 got well we got these hot peppers but you can't really eat them no problem dump them all in now

00:19:48.940 should we put it in a bowl no let's put it in a lasagna tray okay great i'll take it oh and make sure

00:19:54.220 to stick it right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm hello every pizza place

00:19:59.740 it's funny because it's true

00:20:06.300 wow dad you're up early yep it's a mustache kind of morning chris i watched the sunrise in my jeans

00:20:12.700 jean shirt and jean jacket gosh mustache culture is pretty cool you betcha son i'm gonna make you 0.92

00:20:19.260 some hash browns for breakfast and then later i'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your 1.00

00:20:23.020 virginity would you like that would i okay i'm expecting a very important delivery at the house so 0.97

00:20:28.540 could you please call me if it arrives i'll give you my cell number okay yes no problem give me

00:20:34.140 number okay 401-555-1125 four four zero four four zero no i was just repeating the four one four one four

00:20:52.060 four all right let's start over four zero one four zero zero one one one four zero one yes five five five

00:21:06.460 five five five five that was painless okay one one two five one one two five there you go you got it one

00:21:18.540 one five five five what you say one one two five one five five no not one one and two fives two ones

00:21:29.100 two one one one one two five oh my god okay how many one i'm not giving you quantities of the numbers

00:21:38.060 i'm giving you the numbers one one two five those are the last four numbers okay one one one one one

00:21:46.540 one one two two five five oh i see one one two five yes one one two five all right now read the number

00:21:57.020 back to me let me get my pen well you'll always be a big shot in this family sweetheart thanks honey and i got a

00:22:12.540 little surprise for you in that contract you signed you got to keep the corporate plane yeah

00:22:23.580 peter how are you doing that i don't i don't know lois i'm scared well come down i can't i i get help

00:22:29.980 call somebody who do i call i i don't know a police a fire a scientist call a scientist okay you can stay 0.64

00:22:37.180 here with your father i'm gonna go find a scientist am i gonna die you think he's dead i don't know hey 0.93

00:22:46.540 hey buddy what's his name uh something spanishy i think it starts with a g 0.76

00:22:53.580 gur gu gu gu gu gu gu gardo yeah that's it gu gardo that doesn't sound like any name

00:23:00.860 well sure it does gu gu gu gugu-자를 say something if you're okay gu gu gu gu gu kadın 0.63

00:23:04.540 the more you say it the more it doesn't sound like anything gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu

00:23:17.980 gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu 0.82

00:23:19.420 jacket. Oh yeah, his name was Frank. Brian, look what I won. Wow, what'd you win that for? For having

00:23:25.780 the best pig in the competition. Wait, you bred a pig? Sure did. Most genetically perfect one in

00:23:30.740 the contest. Oink. Oh my god. Yes, he's something, isn't he? Are those fists? Damn right, show him, pig.

00:23:38.500 Tacos, hot tacos here. Oh, are those tacos? You better believe they're tacos. I love tacos, 0.99

00:23:45.400 especially on a corn tortilla. Oh, I love tacos on a corn tortilla. Okay, Peter, this is for the win.

00:23:53.500 Say the word, what? Oh, wow. Okay, um, this really separates the men from the boys.

00:24:07.460 Peter, just say what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Lois, Lois, this is not a race.

00:24:11.960 Um, okay, I want to say who. Uh, boy, uh, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four, uh, steak, steak,

00:24:23.580 steak, steak, and a small amount of peas. Um, is it what? That's right, you win, Peter, you did it.

00:24:31.220 God, this is such an East Coast pharmacy. How are we gonna find gauze and bandages in the middle of

00:24:35.400 all this crap? Uh, I think he keeps him next to the thousand-piece puzzle of a lobster trap. 0.64

00:24:39.560 I don't see it. You mean next to the Kodima paddles or next to the basic black sweatshirt with

00:24:44.020 no writing on it? No, I think they're over there between the rain ponchos and the cap guns and just

00:24:48.520 below the balsa wood gliders and the net bag of flip-flops and a beach pail. Above the set of jacks?

00:24:53.480 Yes, above the jacks and the bicentennial playing cards and across from the giant cage with the beach

00:24:58.680 balls next to the wiffle ball bats and the spark spitting cars. I don't, oh, next to the wax bottles

00:25:03.520 of weird juice. Yes, behind the plastic bag of Mexican soldiers from the Alamo and the super elastic bubble

00:25:08.840 plastic. Oh, yeah, I got him.

00:25:10.260 You'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife. Or anyone else you do it with, 0.96

00:25:20.420 we promise not to tell. Like that new hot chick at work, you know, the one who always has high 1.00

00:25:26.640 beams under a ribbed white cotton t-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out. 0.99

00:25:32.680 And it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that

00:25:38.300 way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to? Seriously? How lame was that?

00:25:45.300 And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack? 1.00

00:25:51.020 Like ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff?

00:25:56.040 Well, I guess that's the definition of the word irony.

00:26:00.040 Well, that's it. Three days wasted looking through 200,000 lottery tickets.

00:26:07.040 Those weren't the lottery tickets. That was a test. These are the lottery tickets.

00:26:13.540 Is this another test?

00:26:15.680 Yes. These aren't the real lottery tickets either. These are the real lottery tickets.

00:26:20.000 So, in addition to buying 200,000 lottery tickets, you had 400,000 fake ones printed up?

00:26:26.860 I had to be sure. 1.00

00:26:30.160 I rode into town on an ass. 1.00

00:26:33.100 Your mama's ass. 1.00

00:26:34.200 Okay, Chad, I'm not going to laugh anymore. I can't even... 1.00

00:26:36.180 I was enjoying watching this video. Bro, everybody in the fucking chat, everybody sucks here. 1.00

00:26:41.820 Damn, man. 1.00

00:26:42.820 Can I watch a video for five seconds before you, like, you retards need attention again? 1.00

00:26:46.300 Okay, we're back to the clips. Back to the clips. 0.95

00:26:47.900 I won. I won. I won.

00:26:50.280 I'm not going to laugh.

00:26:53.300 The pigwood almost got me, I'm not going to lie.

00:26:55.420 No push-ups. 1.00

00:26:58.440 I've always seen Family Guy in South Park shows his white trash. 1.00

00:27:01.400 Wait, did you really... 0.99

00:27:02.800 The type of one of you likes South Park better than Family Guy.

00:27:04.940 Does everybody in here like South Park that much better than Family Guy?

00:27:09.220 For real?

00:27:11.080 Oh, and there's a new...

00:27:12.160 And there's a new It's Complicated video.

00:27:13.820 Do you want to watch that? Yes or no?

00:27:15.060 Are you guys tired of those?

00:27:16.780 Bro, I just come to accept that you guys are going to, like, yell tomatoes and put skip for everything.

00:27:20.680 One, everybody here likes South Park more?

00:27:23.360 I've never been, uh...

00:27:25.400 I'm watching.

00:27:26.560 I'm going to...

00:27:27.120 We'll watch the new It's Complicated video, too.

00:27:29.340 I just want to...

00:27:29.740 I want to get through these clips.

00:27:31.200 Everybody in here likes South Park more?

00:27:32.920 Everybody? For real?

00:27:37.680 Wait, how's my video with, um...

00:27:39.420 It's Complicated doing?

00:27:42.280 Okay.

00:27:43.320 Snego Street Talk. 1.00

00:27:44.180 Yeah, that shit banged. 1.00

00:27:46.900 It did well. 1.00

00:27:47.540 He's probably going to want to do another one.

00:27:49.360 Good.

00:27:49.820 Good.

00:27:50.600 Good.

00:27:51.560 Good.

00:27:51.820 Good.

00:28:01.200 Rice Farmer, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:02.580 Be Spider-Man with your bro, or feed the kids in Africa. 1.00

00:28:07.720 Be Spider-Man with my bro. 1.00

00:28:09.260 Fuck those kids. 1.00

00:28:14.060 The last one will shock you. 1.00

00:28:16.320 Get married to an Indian for the rest of your life, or stay a virgin forever. 1.00

00:28:21.240 Stay a virgin forever. 1.00

00:28:22.140 Like, I'm Mincell.

00:28:24.380 I don't want to...

00:28:24.880 I don't want Curry White. 0.98

00:28:26.980 Be rich with your best friends, or be rich with the first person who appears when you

00:28:34.460 click on... 0.99

00:28:35.060 Shut up. 0.99

00:28:37.860 Earn $10,000 every month for the rest of your life, or have $1 million right now. 0.99

00:28:43.820 $10,000 every month for the rest of my life, or $1 million right now.

00:28:50.340 I think $10,000 every month for the rest of my life.

00:28:56.040 Wow.

00:28:56.400 Most people are saying $1 million right now?

00:28:59.340 Be rich, but can't play video games.

00:29:01.400 Or be homeless, but can play video games.

00:29:03.860 Be rich, but can't play video games.

00:29:05.000 Easy. 1.00

00:29:05.300 I'm not that much of a fucking nerd like you guys. 1.00

00:29:11.400 Marry Sophia the First, or marry Snow White. 0.99

00:29:14.980 Who's Sophia the First?

00:29:15.900 Am I that old?

00:29:17.180 Snow White's black anyway.

00:29:20.920 Sophia the First, she's 12 years old.

00:29:26.400 Your barber really messes up your haircut like that?

00:29:40.540 School is tomorrow?

00:29:41.760 That's why you can't trust a new barber, especially before the first day of school.

00:29:44.780 What's wrong with you?

00:29:54.300 That was tough. 1.00

00:29:56.400 You dumb NPC nigga. 1.00

00:30:08.460 The clone could obviously get it. 1.00

00:30:09.680 Who's he talking about?

00:30:11.260 Oh, this girl. 0.65

00:30:13.460 Apparently, it's really her in the apology video by looking at her tattoo. 0.99

00:30:17.520 So, you know how easy it is to get a sharpie and draw that shit in? 1.00

00:30:20.680 You think they didn't think about this shit? 1.00

00:30:21.740 That's definitely, that motherfucker is not real in the second one. 1.00

00:30:26.080 That's not her. 0.99

00:30:27.740 Unless she lost 30 pounds and gained 10, she got 10 years older in that time. 1.00

00:30:32.460 Fuck out of here. 1.00

00:30:33.340 POV, the teacher's having a mental breakdown. 1.00

00:30:34.840 Do not make comments and listen, because the questions you're asking are what I have just-

00:30:39.840 Bro.

00:30:41.280 I didn't like what you said about King Vaughn.

00:30:43.780 You know, argue to King Vaughn.

00:30:45.100 What about all the victims that the FBI have evidence to report that he did kill?

00:30:49.440 They're families.

00:30:50.140 I hear you say that.

00:30:51.080 The only reason King Vaughn got out of jail is because all the witnesses in the murder case

00:30:55.060 came up to you. 0.95

00:30:55.800 And black people honor him for killing people? 1.00

00:30:58.940 Well- 1.00

00:30:59.200 He's known for-

00:31:00.060 Listen to me. 0.98

00:31:00.700 He's known for killing people. 0.58

00:31:02.120 He's not known for rapping. 1.00

00:31:03.500 I fuck with Chicago music cinema a lot. 0.99

00:31:05.820 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:31:06.560 You fuck with it, but I watch the pain of it. 1.00

00:31:10.060 See, I met Tuka's mother. 1.00

00:31:11.640 And King Vaughn kept talking about smoking on Tuka.

00:31:14.480 That woman is suffering from that. 1.00

00:31:16.640 I can call Tuka's mother right now.

00:31:18.920 No need.

00:31:19.660 So, while you sympathize with the killers, I empathize with the victims' families.

00:31:25.800 I don't think-

00:31:27.340 Didn't Aiden ban Charleston White from ever coming on kick?

00:31:30.640 Sneak-o low-key look like Jordan Poole?

00:31:34.980 What race is this, dude?

00:31:36.020 Is he Dominican?

00:31:38.200 I don't look like that.

00:31:39.420 I don't look like that at all.

00:31:40.460 That's racist.

00:31:41.540 Okay, chat.

00:31:42.560 Yes or no?

00:31:43.240 South Park, try not to laugh.

00:31:45.000 To try the comparison, are you guys going to throw tomatoes the entire time?

00:31:47.360 Because all of you guys like South Park.

00:31:57.620 Yes, yes, yes.

00:31:58.520 You guys want it?

00:32:01.740 Okay.

00:32:02.460 Or pretty much yes.

00:32:03.500 Fine.

00:32:04.240 Quickly.

00:32:04.640 We still got to finish these clips at a half.

00:32:06.220 Bro, chat.

00:32:06.820 We're doing a five-hour stream today.

00:32:08.000 We got a long stream today.

00:32:08.800 Oh, Eric.

00:32:11.680 Uh, Eric.

00:32:12.320 Okay, this is South Park, try not to laugh.

00:32:13.860 I know we kind of threw you under the bus.

00:32:15.840 Okay.

00:32:16.580 But I hope you understand the faculty didn't really have a choice.

00:32:19.940 It's okay, Mr. Mackey.

00:32:21.140 I'm totally over it.

00:32:22.160 Well, I think you're being very mature about this, Eric.

00:32:24.360 It was an overly generous move for you to give all the faculty those cupcakes.

00:32:28.780 I don't want to thank you.

00:32:30.020 Okay.

00:32:30.820 Oh, you are most certainly welcome.

00:32:32.340 Well, students, why don't we-

00:32:33.520 Ooh.

00:32:35.300 Oh, gee.

00:32:36.700 You feeling all right, Mr. Mackey?

00:32:37.980 Yeah, I just, I'll be right back.

00:32:40.700 Oh.

00:32:41.860 Oh, it's bad.

00:32:45.720 Excuse me, kids.

00:32:46.540 I need to run.

00:32:47.200 I got-

00:32:47.400 Ow. 0.99

00:32:48.840 I put a lot of Arby's horsey sauce on those.

00:32:51.300 Okay, can somebody give me some paper tiles?

00:32:53.760 Or maybe I'll-

00:32:54.500 Okay.

00:32:56.860 Oh, it's bad.

00:32:59.760 Family guy's better.

00:33:01.320 I bet you.

00:33:02.080 This is easy, easy work.

00:33:03.760 Easy work.

00:33:07.980 Oh, it's bad. 0.98

00:33:10.660 Her pooping poop. 0.98

00:33:12.440 Children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. 0.98

00:33:15.040 What is five times two?

00:33:18.400 Come on, children.

00:33:19.240 Don't be shy.

00:33:20.040 Just give it your best shot.

00:33:21.960 Yes, Clyde?

00:33:22.980 Twelve. 0.71

00:33:23.780 Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. 1.00

00:33:27.880 Anyone? 0.79

00:33:28.840 Come on, don't be shy.

00:33:30.280 I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

00:33:31.820 May, may, may, may, may, may, may. 1.00

00:33:33.020 Shut up, fat boy. 1.00

00:33:33.860 Hey, don't call me fat, you fucking Jew. 1.00

00:33:35.700 Eric, did you just say the F word? 1.00

00:33:38.300 Jew? 1.00

00:33:38.860 No, he's talking about fuck. 1.00

00:33:39.920 You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass. 1.00

00:33:41.600 Kyle. 1.00

00:33:42.200 Why the fuck not? 0.99

00:33:43.260 Eric. 1.00

00:33:43.740 Dude, you just said fuck again. 1.00

00:33:45.100 Stanley. 1.00

00:33:45.780 Ooh.

00:33:46.240 Kenny.

00:33:46.560 What's the big deal?

00:33:47.600 It doesn't hurt anybody. 1.00

00:33:48.660 Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00

00:33:49.820 How would you like to go see the school counselor? 1.00

00:33:52.360 How would you like to suck my balls? 1.00

00:33:54.300 Oh, no, no, no. 1.00

00:33:57.180 These edits just kill it.

00:33:58.520 I don't want to, I don't. 0.99

00:34:00.100 This is immediately the worst video I've ever seen just because of this fucking edit. 0.98

00:34:07.660 What did you say? 0.98

00:34:09.320 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:34:10.760 Actually, what I said was. 1.00

00:34:13.620 How would you like to suck my balls? 1.00

00:34:16.720 Mr. Dorothy. 1.00

00:34:19.140 Holy shit, dude. 0.99

00:34:20.740 Now you say, Igmar Bergman who? 0.99

00:34:23.820 Take that, Jimmy.

00:34:24.940 And that.

00:34:25.760 Don't you ever talk bad about Kyle again.

00:34:28.120 Kyle is my friend. 0.99

00:34:29.280 And if you say you had sex with his mom one more time, I'm going to really let you have it. 0.99

00:34:32.480 You hear me? 0.99

00:34:33.900 Oh, Kyle.

00:34:35.120 Hey. 1.00

00:34:37.600 You stupid. 1.00

00:34:40.080 Fuck. 1.00

00:34:40.860 Damn, I laughed. 1.00

00:34:41.700 Did that count as a laugh? 0.99

00:34:42.620 Does this, no, that doesn't count.

00:34:43.540 Dude, this is worse than Child Tracker.

00:34:47.500 It's okay, boys.

00:34:48.240 Just act as if we weren't here.

00:34:49.900 Right.

00:34:50.320 Do what you normally would do. 1.00

00:34:53.540 You're such a fat ass, Cartman. 1.00

00:34:55.280 At least I'm not a stupid Jew. 1.00

00:34:56.740 What? 1.00

00:34:57.140 What?

00:34:57.240 What?

00:34:57.340 Oh, PC principal.

00:35:06.300 How are you today?

00:35:06.980 That was a laugh that counts.

00:35:07.920 Okay, okay, okay.

00:35:11.180 Okay, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10.

00:35:12.640 Child, let's do 10 real quick.

00:35:13.860 Let's do 10 real quick.

00:35:16.960 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

00:35:19.500 Fine.

00:35:20.720 Why are you saying Jay Waller?

00:35:39.620 No, no, no, no, I'm laughing at Chad.

00:35:41.280 I'm not laughing at the video.

00:35:42.060 That doesn't count.

00:35:42.680 What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?

00:35:44.460 You know, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot the other day. 1.00

00:35:47.060 By all means, please keep your dick out. 0.99

00:35:48.460 You see, I'm not going to accept four days of detention, 0.99

00:35:51.340 and you're going to apologize publicly for being so strict to me and my friends at SKU. 0.99

00:35:55.800 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.98

00:35:58.040 Just a request, that's all. 0.99

00:35:59.200 See you around.

00:36:00.000 Oh, you seem to have dropped something, PC principal.

00:36:02.480 What's this?

00:36:03.680 Why, this is a little boy's underwear.

00:36:06.500 Why, this is Butter's underwear.

00:36:08.260 What?

00:36:08.920 PC principal, you have Butter's underwear, and now...

00:36:12.320 Oh my gosh, it's got your DNA all over it.

00:36:15.440 This certainly doesn't look good for you.

00:36:16.740 I don't need to tell anyone about this.

00:36:19.120 No, I think we have an understanding.

00:36:21.200 Capisce?

00:36:22.520 What did you just say? 1.00

00:36:24.460 You mean about keeping your dick out? 1.00

00:36:26.360 Capisce? 1.00

00:36:27.100 You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?

00:36:30.600 You better watch your microaggressions, bro.

00:36:33.160 Okay, look, you don't want to end up like the spokesman for Subway, do you?

00:36:36.680 Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation? 0.93

00:36:40.560 Okay, let's back up.

00:36:41.340 Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson when women are just as capable of selling 1.00

00:36:47.820 sandwiches as anyone?

00:36:49.620 Are you purposefully trying to use words that assert your male privilege?

00:36:53.760 No, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:36:54.600 I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters. 0.97

00:36:56.160 Do you think Italian-Americans and women are less important? 0.99

00:36:58.660 Oh, God.

00:36:59.220 You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people who have to deal with verbal biases

00:37:03.740 like yours on a daily basis?

00:37:06.020 Hey, man.

00:37:07.860 Just keep stalling, Butters.

00:37:09.040 We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet.

00:37:16.100 Butters?

00:37:17.320 Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer.

00:37:20.440 Look at all these people who've come out for you.

00:37:22.200 Just come down now, son, and we promise we won't ground you for more than a couple weeks.

00:37:28.040 Oh, jeez.

00:37:28.820 Now I'm gonna get grounded, too.

00:37:30.620 Okay, it's ready.

00:37:31.440 Step down, Butters.

00:37:34.280 He's coming down.

00:37:35.680 Oh, thank God.

00:37:37.440 No, wait.

00:37:38.280 What's he doing?

00:37:41.540 Okay.

00:37:42.120 One, two...

00:37:43.580 Jesus Christ!

00:37:49.700 Oh, my God! 1.00

00:37:52.200 Draw the, um, you gotta draw the nipples like on the bottom of my ass cheeks. 1.00

00:37:56.140 No, the nipples are more in the middle, see? 0.99

00:37:58.060 Yeah, but Stan's mom is, oh, that means her nipples sag more to the bottom now. 1.00

00:38:01.360 How do you know? 0.95

00:38:02.320 Will you guys trust me?

00:38:03.080 I know this stuff.

00:38:04.060 All right, fine.

00:38:09.360 Oh, wait.

00:38:09.920 We forgot the necklace.

00:38:11.060 Oh, whoa!

00:38:20.300 God, I hope this works.

00:38:22.200 Oh, God, here it comes.

00:38:24.180 Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot.

00:38:25.740 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

00:38:27.440 Ha! 0.89

00:38:28.060 Ha! 0.89

00:38:29.020 Ha! 0.89

00:38:29.160 Ha! 0.89

00:38:33.360 This is what you guys like, genuinely?

00:38:37.040 This is what you think is better than Family Guy?

00:38:39.220 God.

00:38:40.080 It must be over a hundred Couric's.

00:38:41.920 What I'm talking about might save your life someday, okay?

00:38:45.140 Okay, Mr. Mackey, okay?

00:38:46.900 Okay.

00:38:47.700 Okay?

00:38:48.380 Okay.

00:38:49.200 Okay.

00:38:50.060 Okay.

00:38:52.100 Ow, ow. 1.00

00:38:53.840 Family Guy's better in every single message.

00:38:55.220 Bye.

00:38:55.880 Bye.

00:38:56.380 Bye.

00:38:59.260 Bye.

00:38:59.900 Bye.

00:39:00.180 Bye.

00:39:03.280 Bye.

00:39:08.040 Bye.

00:39:08.800 Bye.

00:39:09.860 Bye.

00:39:10.540 Bye.

00:39:10.860 Bye.

00:39:11.240 Bye.

00:39:11.300 Bye.

00:39:12.240 Bye.

00:39:12.700 Bye.

00:39:13.080 Bye.

00:39:13.280 Bye.

00:39:13.580 Bye.

00:39:13.860 Bye.

00:39:13.940 Bye.

00:39:14.940 Bye.

00:39:15.120 Bye.

00:39:15.740 Bye.

00:39:16.000 Bye.

00:39:16.640 Bye.

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00:39:17.540 Bye.

00:39:18.760 Bye.

00:39:19.620 Bye.

00:39:20.080 Bye.

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00:39:21.420 Bye.

00:39:23.720 Bye.

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SNEAKO - August 16, 2023

SNEAKO Reacts To Family Guy & South Parks Funniest Moments!

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