SNEAKO - August 16, 2023


SNEAKO Reacts To Family Guy & South Parks Funniest Moments!

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Family Guy Eric Kyle King Vaughn Mackey Peter Tuka Be Spider-Man Marry Sophia Snow White Lois Charleston White Ingmar Bergman Child Tracker LeBron James Jordan Peele Jesus Christ Rich Farmer Curry White Henry Ford and 15 more
SNEAKO Reacts To His One Minute Podcast - ＂Are You A Feminist？＂ Adin Ross Tries Recruiting SNEAKO To KICK

Episode Stats


Length

39 minutes

Words per minute

164.27

Word count

6,473

Sentence count

427

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

sentences flagged

Toxicity

159

sentences flagged

Hate speech

51

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode of the show, we have a special guest on the show, Chad, who is the fastest Jew in the world. He is also a family guy guy, and a funny one!

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 wait actually a quick detour i want to watch this video now that we have this
00:00:06 family guy jewish jokes first i have to read you the right for jewish people you have the
00:00:14 right to remain silent even though you won't you have the right to infer an insult where
00:00:17 none was intended what what's that supposed to mean you have the right to a lawyer who
00:00:22 you are probably related to this interview is over ah chat delay audio delay audio what
00:00:28 what one sec one second one second one sec don't leave okay we're back we're good we're good
00:00:34 hold on i want to watch this family guy jewish jokes
00:00:36 first i have to read wait type one of his good everything good do the miranda rights for jewish
00:00:43 people you have the right to remain silent even though you won't you have the right to infer an
00:00:48 insult where none was intended what's that supposed to mean you have the right to a lawyer who you are
00:00:52 probably related to this interview is over what the basic eye centers will heal your eyes
00:01:01 how much would you pay for laser eye surgery five hundred dollars seven hundred dollars ten
00:01:06 thousand dollars how about twelve dollars dr lee feltsteen fully licensed fully trained fully jewish
00:01:15 jewish so come on down to the hydrox arena this sunday sunday get your eyesight fixed unless you 0.97
00:01:22 have the balls type of one of you are a family guy guy i was always family guy i've never really 0.91
00:01:28 got it to south park like that family guy i think is what developed a lot of my sense of humor too 0.99
00:01:32 this is just like my favorite cartoon of all time jewish oh god an angry mob i've got to swallow 0.99
00:01:39 all my valuables and get out of here
00:01:41 he's like you can't do this on tv anymore oh no we're done for no we're not i'm the fastest jew in
00:01:55 the world
00:01:56 chad name one jewish athlete can you name one
00:02:04 can you what what sports it's i'm not saying i'm just if you can think about it you can think of a
00:02:12 lot of what they do in other professions i can't name one
00:02:17 dude what are you saying aiden ross what do you mean
00:02:21 okay the first rule of jewish fight club is if somebody says ow you stop
00:02:31 ow okay let's see
00:02:34 okay mort now if you want to get more customers i had like some of my closest friends when i was
00:02:41 younger were jewish and they would all they would sound like this so much we would watch the show 1.00
00:02:45 and then just make fun of them like i don't know if you had jewish friends like this
00:02:48 but all my jewish friends for their hands were always so sweaty and they always had weird health 0.98
00:02:55 problems like lactose intolerant or they had some like stomach bowel thing going on they were taking
00:03:02 weird medication to eat foods and they were just like perspirating in the middle of the day
00:03:07 it's like they just have the weirdest health problems okay let's see
00:03:12 okay mort now if you want to get more customers in your pharmacy you're gonna have to do a promotion
00:03:17 like like buy one get one free what buy one get one free huh buy one yeah i get that get one free
00:03:25 huh is that like a spanish word no it's english the whole thing's english oh because it seems like
00:03:29 you're saying the first part in english and then some kind of made up a full-on full-on for something
00:03:34 in the second part i don't understand you said full-on full-on few all right let me try explaining it
00:03:38 another way let's say where it's someone else's store and there's a sign and it says buy one get
00:03:43 one free get one free wow what store are you talking about oh you'd rather have it down at the
00:03:48 bank where the jewish guys can leer at it yeah money it's funny too because and this is actually 0.71
00:03:57 how i developed a lot of the um the concept of the stream and everything i do seek truth through funny
00:04:02 is because a lot of the this the early season were so stereotypical i think family guy humor
00:04:07 is always based around stereotypes racist jokes but it's because a lot of it is is based in truth
00:04:13 i'm not saying that this is true but
00:04:14 if i seek truth through funny developed from something like this because
00:04:20 you start to notice patterns in real life like you first you see it in a cartoon
00:04:24 and then you see the same traits and characteristics in people that you know in real life
00:04:28 and then it becomes even funnier
00:04:29 can't we just eat
00:04:37 and now i shall continue the prayer
00:04:40 oh look there's all the jewish kids sitting on the rabbi's lap where he asks them for something 0.98
00:04:55 i want a new tv and it can't be a vizio sony or samsung only and i need it all set up before i
00:05:03 turn it on i don't want to have to do any of the things so where do jewish people think they go when
00:05:08 they die where do you think we go but i don't know that's why i'm asking you why do you think you're
00:05:13 asking all these questions i just i just really want to know what happens do you think that's part
00:05:18 of god's infinite plan i think your whole religion is a sham just so you can get extra holidays off from
00:05:24 work what oh gotta go it's book today you are a man great can i drive no can i vote no can i drink 0.98
00:05:34 no can i have sex no can i cash the checks yes 0.97
00:05:38 now they don't have fun they don't have fun
00:05:48 and instead of lasting for one day the oil in the lamp lasted for eight days and that is why we 0.93
00:05:55 celebrate hanukkah yeah yeah yeah how long before we play pin the eviction notice on the black guy's 0.92
00:05:59 door now does anyone have any questions yeah i have a question what are you gonna do when jesus 0.99
00:06:04 comes back and puts a boot up your ass and it's also why many families give their children eight 0.99
00:06:08 days of presents wait did she say eight days of presents yeah yeah this judaism thing is gonna 0.99
00:06:15 be better than i thought all right class that's all for today's lesson now everyone off to gym
00:06:19 class all right today we're gonna play soccer
00:06:22 that was easy and now wait did chat did anybody think i asked you can you name one jewish athlete
00:06:35 did anybody name anybody the history channel presents american inventor the true story of henry ford
00:06:41 this is my jew flattening machine it'll flatten any jew simply climb behind the wheel drive it 1.00
00:06:48 towards the jew and flatten them could you also use it just to drive from place to place and stuff 1.00
00:06:52 no it's a jew flattening machine it's not what it's designed for but you could use it that way
00:06:57 yeah yeah you could yeah yeah you could also use the mona lisa as a placemat god hey how about all
00:07:02 those coupons in the sunday paper huh some good deals there hey you know i went into a store last
00:07:07 week and they wanted 800 bucks for a tv but i ushed them down to 500
00:07:12 thank you brian that was the last munich gunman you're a hero a hero i guess i am a hero wait
00:07:24 someone said uh paul baird you craig ufc fighter there's a ufc fighter okay who is that what do you
00:07:30 mean lebron james why would you say that oh nice wonderful we are gonna throw you the craziest
00:07:38 party do we have a hot two liter of closet pepsi we do and i can bring planters peanuts that were
00:07:45 opened a dozen years ago perfect and i have half a graduation cake we just have to let thor
00:07:52 party a jewish party with lots of old food in a fully lit room shalom everyone welcome to the
00:08:01 christening now before the child goes in the water has it been at least 20 minutes since she ate yes
00:08:06 rabbi wonderful then let's dunk this kid like a donut i hereby christen this child in the name of 0.72
00:08:11 jesus christ who was killed by we don't know who it's not important the last thing we want to do is
00:08:16 point fingers can you please take my daughter out what the hats wait water sorry congratulations 1.00
00:08:22 sweetie you're a christian from now on every sunday you get to eat a hard cookie and pretend it's a guy
00:08:27 whoa whoa christians are you gonna take that you're just gonna let you're just gonna let that rabbi 0.88
00:08:34 make fun of your crackers okay now to balance it out family guy um muslim jokes 0.94
00:08:39 okay i don't even remember it's just gonna be all terrorist jokes right it's just gonna be 0.99
00:08:45 this is gonna be bombing jokes daddy where's santa was he killed by muslims oh my god poor stewie 0.99
00:08:53 he's so disappointed your family is gone would you mind if we turn on the tv oh hey i didn't know 0.79
00:09:00 anyone was here i uh i was just kidding when i told my family i loved them i am mahmoud i'm peter
00:09:05 and i never seen a hat like that before so i'm very scared of it no this is just a tagheer
00:09:11 it's a traditional muslim prayer cap oh hey you know who'd look funny wearing one of those 1.00
00:09:16 the monopoly guy correct go directly to jail and convert to islam 0.98
00:09:22 because they do that what that is true yes that is what i intended
00:09:28 hey you're all right mahmoud you too peter so uh what do you want to watch well if you
00:09:34 turn on channel 14 we can probably catch the end of muslim looney tunes 0.99
00:09:37 as a pig i am very dirty and should not be touched by humans 0.99
00:09:45 hey guys come on let's get the man a drink what are you having 0.99
00:09:48 how about the ginger ale but if you'll excuse me right now i have to go bring great shame to myself
00:09:53 by using the restroom
00:09:55 isn't he great
00:09:57 oh he's weird well why do you order a ginger ale and who the hell doesn't look at jugs
00:10:01 yeah and he's got a cell phone clipped to his belt like he's some kind of big shot on vacation 0.85
00:10:05 oh i see what's going on you guys are uncomfortable with mahmoud because he's muslim
00:10:10 what what are you talking about this is your post 9 11 racism talking i for one
00:10:14 think it's great that peter has enough of an open mind to have a muslim friend
00:10:18 you know a lot of dogs just sit outside tied to poles
00:10:21 look mahmoud's my friend okay so he's muslim every culture has its quirks
00:10:25 peter where are you going and why are you dressed like that well lois i happen to be a muslim now
00:10:34 which means i'll be spending a lot of my time in mostly empty cafes
00:10:37 chat why are you saying that that was a destiny to take was brian a liberal
00:10:40 i never understood it because sometimes he'll say things that are like kind of racist and then he
00:10:43 plays middle ground he's kind of libertarian i never really understood what his political
00:10:48 something they would make fun of him as a democrat but the idea of a liberal that a democrat
00:10:51 has changed so much even since this show was like really popular watching soccer on an eight inch
00:10:55 black and white tv all right lois i'm off to the bazaar what do you mean you mean the market
00:11:01 yeah the bazaar well if you're going to the market can you pick up some cereal some butter and a loaf
00:11:05 of bread i'll see what they have all right lois here's six cobras a bolt of silk and a ram's horn
00:11:12 peter what the hell hey can you help me with the 20 paper bags of dates i got in the car
00:11:16 why the hell would you get 20 bags of dates the monkey in the little vest who was selling them 0.95
00:11:20 happen to be very persuasive you know i have just moroccans i don't know if that's like muslim 0.93
00:11:26 culture i have to say peter i am impressed by how much you have committed yourself to islam
00:11:30 are you kidding it's awesome i even started wearing leather sandals with way too long toenails
00:11:34 see how big ones are getting yellow oh yes very muslim i told you look at him he's the perfect man to 1.00
00:11:41 help us blow up the quahog bridge 1.00
00:11:42 oh my god everybody down
00:11:47 so are these toys just like to take
00:11:51 hey guys what football team should i like
00:11:59 my mood says we all need to act like we're fans of american football so we seem less
00:12:03 suspicious what what are you talking about i'm talking about my mood you know i actually feel
00:12:10 really bad for him you know he knew 19 guys who died on 9-11 i mean what are the odds
00:12:15 i think you joined a terrorist sleeper cell what that's crazy look i'm gonna call my mood right
00:12:21 now on this cell phone he gave me he'll tell you 0.99
00:12:23 damn phone's busted maybe i dialed wrong 1.00
00:12:29 peter please stop trying to call my mood this is very serious your friends are terrorists 1.00
00:12:36 they're meeting in secret they're creating comfort stories oh my god you're right see i told you my
00:12:44 mood was bad news those guys are all bad news hang on there quagmire just because these few guys are 0.98
00:12:50 terrorists doesn't mean all muslims are every ethnic group has their nut jobs great job peter 0.97
00:12:55 thanks to you 30 terrorists are behind bars and every middle class arab in this town is now under 1.00
00:13:01 suspicion i thought it was going to be a twist joke where it finds out that peter was just misled
00:13:05 and that it's actually not a terrorist group was their depiction of muslims in the show just
00:13:09 they ended up becoming terrorists the jewish jokes are like oh quirky little jokes but they 1.00
00:13:14 ended up actually becoming like hard money lenders it was like cutaways the plot point and family 0.59
00:13:18 got from muslims was like actually they're isis so what happens next do those guys all get trials 1.00
00:13:22 well you know some of them it's it's it's it's the process well it's straight to guantanamo bay
00:13:29 thing is worthless like my palestinian alarm clock 0.50
00:13:32 allahu akbar 0.92
00:13:36 what the f 0.98
00:13:38 death to america and butter sauce don't boil me 0.93
00:13:51 i'm still alive i say ahmed what what is that thing you people do when when you're about to 0.97
00:13:56 assassinate an infidel ah you mean this 0.97
00:14:00 oh god yes i love that
00:14:04 this is insanity i go in store i throw backpack big boom no no you are big boom big hero okay right 0.88
00:14:13 so i throw backpack come back and have big hero party with many virgins no no no no no you boom oh 0.96
00:14:19 okay okay okay i put on backpack boom then i come back big hero virgin okay yeah see you in a few 0.98
00:14:26 minutes big here
00:14:29 before you do anything for god's sake put some clothes on ryan calm down in some countries this is
00:14:34 a compliment
00:14:38 oh my goodness
00:14:39 oh please come on it's just something i threw together what what culture is that
00:14:48 chad wait i didn't i didn't do i have to do that to my wife
00:14:55 um hey thanks for taking me out to dinner ryan but i gotta say this food looks a little weird
00:15:01 oh peter moroccan food is the jizz i don't know looks like it might give me the kind of farts i get
00:15:06 from eating mexican food
00:15:18 well freeze frame what's gonna happen next
00:15:23 i think i gotta go to the bathroom
00:15:28 i found us a ride to quahog in the back of a truck hurry
00:15:31 ah thank god come on let's head home before stewie gets hurt like fozzy bear when he went to
00:15:35 saudi arabia uh it's good to worship allah because i used to worship summer waka waka
00:15:44 i once knew a guy who was so arab how arab was he uh he was so arab that everybody liked him
00:15:51 and there was nothing funny about him at all like driving around getting into incidents with other
00:15:55 motorists i'm saying stinko stay out of the way you old bat asian not all asians are bad drivers no 0.97
00:16:03 no not all terrorists are arab but you know they are huh so you guys hear about that new kid the emo 0.99
00:16:11 muslim ah death to america thank you brian that brings me peace in this hour i'll be with allah 0.98
00:16:21 soon what uh yeah he doesn't know what he's saying he's delirious look you better get moving all 0.99
00:16:26 right stewie let's go get the sleigh ready anyone else a little freaked out by that allah thing never
00:16:29 mind that let's just get going okay yeah okay back to the club do you want to see more family guy
00:16:36 this is this is pretty much your sense of humor chat there was more uh wait there's a family guy
00:16:41 trying not to laugh should we try that i've never done a try not to laugh before you think i could do
00:16:45 it it's not that long wait okay fine fine wait we'll go back to the clips actually i kind of want to try
00:16:51 this i kind of want to try this thanks for the five watch how to become a cult leader and how to
00:16:58 become a tyrant on netflix it'll help you out learn about put it in the discord more more more okay you
00:17:03 guys one more all right this is family guy try not to laugh okay fine
00:17:17 what's the punishment if i fail
00:17:21 what's the punishment if i fail
00:17:25 if i fail
00:17:26 okay 10 push-ups every laugh i faked my own death once
00:17:46 no dentist appointment for this guy hi everybody hello colonel tush finger i just built a spaceship
00:17:58 want to come up in space with me in it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa cut cut cut cleveland
00:18:03 what are you doing i just figured i'd give colonel tush finger an australian thing colonel tush finger 1.00
00:18:09 lives on the moon you idiot he talks with a moon accent you know he talks like this with a moon accent 0.99
00:18:15 you understand i am colonel tush finger and i live on the moon so i talk like this with a moon 1.00
00:18:19 accent do that okay my great uncle wears a ski hat all the time griffin will be followed by nick
00:18:25 nolte's handkerchief followed by japanese abe lincoln and then monkey rabbi hey where's the monkey
00:18:29 rabbi here's your torah you'll be here on tuesday at nine check in house wait you're gonna need me this 0.97
00:18:34 week ah maybe maybe friday uh now where are the gays over here no no the really cartoony gays 1.00
00:18:40 yo there you are we're gonna need you guys all week a palette am i am i reading this right you 0.97
00:18:46 need a palette of chocolate covered pretzels where where where where the hell am i supposed to what
00:18:51 is this a drum of grape jam is that what is it is that like a drum like they ship oil in is that
00:18:59 look at this one a desk of cheese it's a desk where where are you getting these units of measurement
00:19:05 from mary that is still funny okay you stay right here big funny gal i'll be right back with
00:19:13 a hammock of cake okay four pizzas and a salad salad how do you make a salad first you throw in
00:19:20 the whole head of lettuce even the hard to eat white part at the bottom that's what the people want now 0.98
00:19:24 what else i got a can of whole black olives should i slice them up what are you crazy no you keep them 0.97
00:19:29 whole you're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth what about this tomato cut it into 0.98
00:19:33 thirds it should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth how about this carrot should i cut it
00:19:38 up yes but very thin lengthwise the whole length of the carrot one thin slice okay what else do we
00:19:43 got well we got these hot peppers but you can't really eat them no problem dump them all in now
00:19:48 should we put it in a bowl no let's put it in a lasagna tray okay great i'll take it oh and make sure
00:19:54 to stick it right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm hello every pizza place
00:19:59 it's funny because it's true
00:20:06 wow dad you're up early yep it's a mustache kind of morning chris i watched the sunrise in my jeans
00:20:12 jean shirt and jean jacket gosh mustache culture is pretty cool you betcha son i'm gonna make you 0.92
00:20:19 some hash browns for breakfast and then later i'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your 1.00
00:20:23 virginity would you like that would i okay i'm expecting a very important delivery at the house so 0.97
00:20:28 could you please call me if it arrives i'll give you my cell number okay yes no problem give me
00:20:34 number okay 401-555-1125 four four zero four four zero no i was just repeating the four one four one four
00:20:52 four all right let's start over four zero one four zero zero one one one four zero one yes five five five
00:21:06 five five five five that was painless okay one one two five one one two five there you go you got it one
00:21:18 one five five five what you say one one two five one five five no not one one and two fives two ones
00:21:29 two one one one one two five oh my god okay how many one i'm not giving you quantities of the numbers
00:21:38 i'm giving you the numbers one one two five those are the last four numbers okay one one one one one
00:21:46 one one two two five five oh i see one one two five yes one one two five all right now read the number
00:21:57 back to me let me get my pen well you'll always be a big shot in this family sweetheart thanks honey and i got a
00:22:12 little surprise for you in that contract you signed you got to keep the corporate plane yeah
00:22:23 peter how are you doing that i don't i don't know lois i'm scared well come down i can't i i get help
00:22:29 call somebody who do i call i i don't know a police a fire a scientist call a scientist okay you can stay 0.64
00:22:37 here with your father i'm gonna go find a scientist am i gonna die you think he's dead i don't know hey 0.93
00:22:46 hey buddy what's his name uh something spanishy i think it starts with a g 0.76
00:22:53 gur gu gu gu gu gu gu gardo yeah that's it gu gardo that doesn't sound like any name
00:23:00 well sure it does gu gu gu gugu-자를 say something if you're okay gu gu gu gu gu kadın 0.63
00:23:04 the more you say it the more it doesn't sound like anything gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu
00:23:17 gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu gu 0.82
00:23:19 jacket. Oh yeah, his name was Frank. Brian, look what I won. Wow, what'd you win that for? For having
00:23:25 the best pig in the competition. Wait, you bred a pig? Sure did. Most genetically perfect one in
00:23:30 the contest. Oink. Oh my god. Yes, he's something, isn't he? Are those fists? Damn right, show him, pig.
00:23:38 Tacos, hot tacos here. Oh, are those tacos? You better believe they're tacos. I love tacos, 0.99
00:23:45 especially on a corn tortilla. Oh, I love tacos on a corn tortilla. Okay, Peter, this is for the win.
00:23:53 Say the word, what? Oh, wow. Okay, um, this really separates the men from the boys.
00:24:07 Peter, just say what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Lois, Lois, this is not a race.
00:24:11 Um, okay, I want to say who. Uh, boy, uh, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four, uh, steak, steak,
00:24:23 steak, steak, and a small amount of peas. Um, is it what? That's right, you win, Peter, you did it.
00:24:31 God, this is such an East Coast pharmacy. How are we gonna find gauze and bandages in the middle of
00:24:35 all this crap? Uh, I think he keeps him next to the thousand-piece puzzle of a lobster trap. 0.64
00:24:39 I don't see it. You mean next to the Kodima paddles or next to the basic black sweatshirt with
00:24:44 no writing on it? No, I think they're over there between the rain ponchos and the cap guns and just
00:24:48 below the balsa wood gliders and the net bag of flip-flops and a beach pail. Above the set of jacks?
00:24:53 Yes, above the jacks and the bicentennial playing cards and across from the giant cage with the beach
00:24:58 balls next to the wiffle ball bats and the spark spitting cars. I don't, oh, next to the wax bottles
00:25:03 of weird juice. Yes, behind the plastic bag of Mexican soldiers from the Alamo and the super elastic bubble
00:25:08 plastic. Oh, yeah, I got him.
00:25:10 You'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife. Or anyone else you do it with, 0.96
00:25:20 we promise not to tell. Like that new hot chick at work, you know, the one who always has high 1.00
00:25:26 beams under a ribbed white cotton t-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out. 0.99
00:25:32 And it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that
00:25:38 way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to? Seriously? How lame was that?
00:25:45 And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack? 1.00
00:25:51 Like ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff?
00:25:56 Well, I guess that's the definition of the word irony.
00:26:00 Well, that's it. Three days wasted looking through 200,000 lottery tickets.
00:26:07 Those weren't the lottery tickets. That was a test. These are the lottery tickets.
00:26:13 Is this another test?
00:26:15 Yes. These aren't the real lottery tickets either. These are the real lottery tickets.
00:26:20 So, in addition to buying 200,000 lottery tickets, you had 400,000 fake ones printed up?
00:26:26 I had to be sure. 1.00
00:26:30 I rode into town on an ass. 1.00
00:26:33 Your mama's ass. 1.00
00:26:34 Okay, Chad, I'm not going to laugh anymore. I can't even... 1.00
00:26:36 I was enjoying watching this video. Bro, everybody in the fucking chat, everybody sucks here. 1.00
00:26:41 Damn, man. 1.00
00:26:42 Can I watch a video for five seconds before you, like, you retards need attention again? 1.00
00:26:46 Okay, we're back to the clips. Back to the clips. 0.95
00:26:47 I won. I won. I won.
00:26:50 I'm not going to laugh.
00:26:53 The pigwood almost got me, I'm not going to lie.
00:26:55 No push-ups. 1.00
00:26:58 I've always seen Family Guy in South Park shows his white trash. 1.00
00:27:01 Wait, did you really... 0.99
00:27:02 The type of one of you likes South Park better than Family Guy.
00:27:04 Does everybody in here like South Park that much better than Family Guy?
00:27:09 For real?
00:27:11 Oh, and there's a new...
00:27:12 And there's a new It's Complicated video.
00:27:13 Do you want to watch that? Yes or no?
00:27:15 Are you guys tired of those?
00:27:16 Bro, I just come to accept that you guys are going to, like, yell tomatoes and put skip for everything.
00:27:20 One, everybody here likes South Park more?
00:27:23 I've never been, uh...
00:27:25 I'm watching.
00:27:26 I'm going to...
00:27:27 We'll watch the new It's Complicated video, too.
00:27:29 I just want to...
00:27:29 I want to get through these clips.
00:27:31 Everybody in here likes South Park more?
00:27:32 Everybody? For real?
00:27:37 Wait, how's my video with, um...
00:27:39 It's Complicated doing?
00:27:42 Okay.
00:27:43 Snego Street Talk. 1.00
00:27:44 Yeah, that shit banged. 1.00
00:27:46 It did well. 1.00
00:27:47 He's probably going to want to do another one.
00:27:49 Good.
00:27:49 Good.
00:27:50 Good.
00:27:51 Good.
00:27:51 Good.
00:28:01 Rice Farmer, blah, blah, blah.
00:28:02 Be Spider-Man with your bro, or feed the kids in Africa. 1.00
00:28:07 Be Spider-Man with my bro. 1.00
00:28:09 Fuck those kids. 1.00
00:28:14 The last one will shock you. 1.00
00:28:16 Get married to an Indian for the rest of your life, or stay a virgin forever. 1.00
00:28:21 Stay a virgin forever. 1.00
00:28:22 Like, I'm Mincell.
00:28:24 I don't want to...
00:28:24 I don't want Curry White. 0.98
00:28:26 Be rich with your best friends, or be rich with the first person who appears when you
00:28:34 click on... 0.99
00:28:35 Shut up. 0.99
00:28:37 Earn $10,000 every month for the rest of your life, or have $1 million right now. 0.99
00:28:43 $10,000 every month for the rest of my life, or $1 million right now.
00:28:50 I think $10,000 every month for the rest of my life.
00:28:56 Wow.
00:28:56 Most people are saying $1 million right now?
00:28:59 Be rich, but can't play video games.
00:29:01 Or be homeless, but can play video games.
00:29:03 Be rich, but can't play video games.
00:29:05 Easy. 1.00
00:29:05 I'm not that much of a fucking nerd like you guys. 1.00
00:29:11 Marry Sophia the First, or marry Snow White. 0.99
00:29:14 Who's Sophia the First?
00:29:15 Am I that old?
00:29:17 Snow White's black anyway.
00:29:20 Sophia the First, she's 12 years old.
00:29:26 Your barber really messes up your haircut like that?
00:29:40 School is tomorrow?
00:29:41 That's why you can't trust a new barber, especially before the first day of school.
00:29:44 What's wrong with you?
00:29:54 That was tough. 1.00
00:29:56 You dumb NPC nigga. 1.00
00:30:08 The clone could obviously get it. 1.00
00:30:09 Who's he talking about?
00:30:11 Oh, this girl. 0.65
00:30:13 Apparently, it's really her in the apology video by looking at her tattoo. 0.99
00:30:17 So, you know how easy it is to get a sharpie and draw that shit in? 1.00
00:30:20 You think they didn't think about this shit? 1.00
00:30:21 That's definitely, that motherfucker is not real in the second one. 1.00
00:30:26 That's not her. 0.99
00:30:27 Unless she lost 30 pounds and gained 10, she got 10 years older in that time. 1.00
00:30:32 Fuck out of here. 1.00
00:30:33 POV, the teacher's having a mental breakdown. 1.00
00:30:34 Do not make comments and listen, because the questions you're asking are what I have just-
00:30:39 Bro.
00:30:41 I didn't like what you said about King Vaughn.
00:30:43 You know, argue to King Vaughn.
00:30:45 What about all the victims that the FBI have evidence to report that he did kill?
00:30:49 They're families.
00:30:50 I hear you say that.
00:30:51 The only reason King Vaughn got out of jail is because all the witnesses in the murder case
00:30:55 came up to you. 0.95
00:30:55 And black people honor him for killing people? 1.00
00:30:58 Well- 1.00
00:30:59 He's known for-
00:31:00 Listen to me. 0.98
00:31:00 He's known for killing people. 0.58
00:31:02 He's not known for rapping. 1.00
00:31:03 I fuck with Chicago music cinema a lot. 0.99
00:31:05 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00
00:31:06 You fuck with it, but I watch the pain of it. 1.00
00:31:10 See, I met Tuka's mother. 1.00
00:31:11 And King Vaughn kept talking about smoking on Tuka.
00:31:14 That woman is suffering from that. 1.00
00:31:16 I can call Tuka's mother right now.
00:31:18 No need.
00:31:19 So, while you sympathize with the killers, I empathize with the victims' families.
00:31:25 I don't think-
00:31:27 Didn't Aiden ban Charleston White from ever coming on kick?
00:31:30 Sneak-o low-key look like Jordan Poole?
00:31:34 What race is this, dude?
00:31:36 Is he Dominican?
00:31:38 I don't look like that.
00:31:39 I don't look like that at all.
00:31:40 That's racist.
00:31:41 Okay, chat.
00:31:42 Yes or no?
00:31:43 South Park, try not to laugh.
00:31:45 To try the comparison, are you guys going to throw tomatoes the entire time?
00:31:47 Because all of you guys like South Park.
00:31:57 Yes, yes, yes.
00:31:58 You guys want it?
00:32:01 Okay.
00:32:02 Or pretty much yes.
00:32:03 Fine.
00:32:04 Quickly.
00:32:04 We still got to finish these clips at a half.
00:32:06 Bro, chat.
00:32:06 We're doing a five-hour stream today.
00:32:08 We got a long stream today.
00:32:08 Oh, Eric.
00:32:11 Uh, Eric.
00:32:12 Okay, this is South Park, try not to laugh.
00:32:13 I know we kind of threw you under the bus.
00:32:15 Okay.
00:32:16 But I hope you understand the faculty didn't really have a choice.
00:32:19 It's okay, Mr. Mackey.
00:32:21 I'm totally over it.
00:32:22 Well, I think you're being very mature about this, Eric.
00:32:24 It was an overly generous move for you to give all the faculty those cupcakes.
00:32:28 I don't want to thank you.
00:32:30 Okay.
00:32:30 Oh, you are most certainly welcome.
00:32:32 Well, students, why don't we-
00:32:33 Ooh.
00:32:35 Oh, gee.
00:32:36 You feeling all right, Mr. Mackey?
00:32:37 Yeah, I just, I'll be right back.
00:32:40 Oh.
00:32:41 Oh, it's bad.
00:32:45 Excuse me, kids.
00:32:46 I need to run.
00:32:47 I got-
00:32:47 Ow. 0.99
00:32:48 I put a lot of Arby's horsey sauce on those.
00:32:51 Okay, can somebody give me some paper tiles?
00:32:53 Or maybe I'll-
00:32:54 Okay.
00:32:56 Oh, it's bad.
00:32:59 Family guy's better.
00:33:01 I bet you.
00:33:02 This is easy, easy work.
00:33:03 Easy work.
00:33:07 Oh, it's bad. 0.98
00:33:10 Her pooping poop. 0.98
00:33:12 Children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. 0.98
00:33:15 What is five times two?
00:33:18 Come on, children.
00:33:19 Don't be shy.
00:33:20 Just give it your best shot.
00:33:21 Yes, Clyde?
00:33:22 Twelve. 0.71
00:33:23 Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. 1.00
00:33:27 Anyone? 0.79
00:33:28 Come on, don't be shy.
00:33:30 I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
00:33:31 May, may, may, may, may, may, may. 1.00
00:33:33 Shut up, fat boy. 1.00
00:33:33 Hey, don't call me fat, you fucking Jew. 1.00
00:33:35 Eric, did you just say the F word? 1.00
00:33:38 Jew? 1.00
00:33:38 No, he's talking about fuck. 1.00
00:33:39 You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass. 1.00
00:33:41 Kyle. 1.00
00:33:42 Why the fuck not? 0.99
00:33:43 Eric. 1.00
00:33:43 Dude, you just said fuck again. 1.00
00:33:45 Stanley. 1.00
00:33:45 Ooh.
00:33:46 Kenny.
00:33:46 What's the big deal?
00:33:47 It doesn't hurt anybody. 1.00
00:33:48 Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00
00:33:49 How would you like to go see the school counselor? 1.00
00:33:52 How would you like to suck my balls? 1.00
00:33:54 Oh, no, no, no. 1.00
00:33:57 These edits just kill it.
00:33:58 I don't want to, I don't. 0.99
00:34:00 This is immediately the worst video I've ever seen just because of this fucking edit. 0.98
00:34:07 What did you say? 0.98
00:34:09 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:10 Actually, what I said was. 1.00
00:34:13 How would you like to suck my balls? 1.00
00:34:16 Mr. Dorothy. 1.00
00:34:19 Holy shit, dude. 0.99
00:34:20 Now you say, Igmar Bergman who? 0.99
00:34:23 Take that, Jimmy.
00:34:24 And that.
00:34:25 Don't you ever talk bad about Kyle again.
00:34:28 Kyle is my friend. 0.99
00:34:29 And if you say you had sex with his mom one more time, I'm going to really let you have it. 0.99
00:34:32 You hear me? 0.99
00:34:33 Oh, Kyle.
00:34:35 Hey. 1.00
00:34:37 You stupid. 1.00
00:34:40 Fuck. 1.00
00:34:40 Damn, I laughed. 1.00
00:34:41 Did that count as a laugh? 0.99
00:34:42 Does this, no, that doesn't count.
00:34:43 Dude, this is worse than Child Tracker.
00:34:47 It's okay, boys.
00:34:48 Just act as if we weren't here.
00:34:49 Right.
00:34:50 Do what you normally would do. 1.00
00:34:53 You're such a fat ass, Cartman. 1.00
00:34:55 At least I'm not a stupid Jew. 1.00
00:34:56 What? 1.00
00:34:57 What?
00:34:57 What?
00:34:57 Oh, PC principal.
00:35:06 How are you today?
00:35:06 That was a laugh that counts.
00:35:07 Okay, okay, okay.
00:35:11 Okay, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10.
00:35:12 Child, let's do 10 real quick.
00:35:13 Let's do 10 real quick.
00:35:16 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:35:19 Fine.
00:35:20 Why are you saying Jay Waller?
00:35:39 No, no, no, no, I'm laughing at Chad.
00:35:41 I'm not laughing at the video.
00:35:42 That doesn't count.
00:35:42 What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?
00:35:44 You know, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot the other day. 1.00
00:35:47 By all means, please keep your dick out. 0.99
00:35:48 You see, I'm not going to accept four days of detention, 0.99
00:35:51 and you're going to apologize publicly for being so strict to me and my friends at SKU. 0.99
00:35:55 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.98
00:35:58 Just a request, that's all. 0.99
00:35:59 See you around.
00:36:00 Oh, you seem to have dropped something, PC principal.
00:36:02 What's this?
00:36:03 Why, this is a little boy's underwear.
00:36:06 Why, this is Butter's underwear.
00:36:08 What?
00:36:08 PC principal, you have Butter's underwear, and now...
00:36:12 Oh my gosh, it's got your DNA all over it.
00:36:15 This certainly doesn't look good for you.
00:36:16 I don't need to tell anyone about this.
00:36:19 No, I think we have an understanding.
00:36:21 Capisce?
00:36:22 What did you just say? 1.00
00:36:24 You mean about keeping your dick out? 1.00
00:36:26 Capisce? 1.00
00:36:27 You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?
00:36:30 You better watch your microaggressions, bro.
00:36:33 Okay, look, you don't want to end up like the spokesman for Subway, do you?
00:36:36 Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation? 0.93
00:36:40 Okay, let's back up.
00:36:41 Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson when women are just as capable of selling 1.00
00:36:47 sandwiches as anyone?
00:36:49 Are you purposefully trying to use words that assert your male privilege?
00:36:53 No, I'm sorry. 0.99
00:36:54 I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters. 0.97
00:36:56 Do you think Italian-Americans and women are less important? 0.99
00:36:58 Oh, God.
00:36:59 You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people who have to deal with verbal biases
00:37:03 like yours on a daily basis?
00:37:06 Hey, man.
00:37:07 Just keep stalling, Butters.
00:37:09 We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet.
00:37:16 Butters?
00:37:17 Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer.
00:37:20 Look at all these people who've come out for you.
00:37:22 Just come down now, son, and we promise we won't ground you for more than a couple weeks.
00:37:28 Oh, jeez.
00:37:28 Now I'm gonna get grounded, too.
00:37:30 Okay, it's ready.
00:37:31 Step down, Butters.
00:37:34 He's coming down.
00:37:35 Oh, thank God.
00:37:37 No, wait.
00:37:38 What's he doing?
00:37:41 Okay.
00:37:42 One, two...
00:37:43 Jesus Christ!
00:37:49 Oh, my God! 1.00
00:37:52 Draw the, um, you gotta draw the nipples like on the bottom of my ass cheeks. 1.00
00:37:56 No, the nipples are more in the middle, see? 0.99
00:37:58 Yeah, but Stan's mom is, oh, that means her nipples sag more to the bottom now. 1.00
00:38:01 How do you know? 0.95
00:38:02 Will you guys trust me?
00:38:03 I know this stuff.
00:38:04 All right, fine.
00:38:09 Oh, wait.
00:38:09 We forgot the necklace.
00:38:11 Oh, whoa!
00:38:20 God, I hope this works.
00:38:22 Oh, God, here it comes.
00:38:24 Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:38:25 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:38:27 Ha! 0.89
00:38:28 Ha! 0.89
00:38:29 Ha! 0.89
00:38:29 Ha! 0.89
00:38:33 This is what you guys like, genuinely?
00:38:37 This is what you think is better than Family Guy?
00:38:39 God.
00:38:40 It must be over a hundred Couric's.
00:38:41 What I'm talking about might save your life someday, okay?
00:38:45 Okay, Mr. Mackey, okay?
00:38:46 Okay.
00:38:47 Okay?
00:38:48 Okay.
00:38:49 Okay.
00:38:50 Okay.
00:38:52 Ow, ow. 1.00
00:38:53 Family Guy's better in every single message.
00:38:55 Bye.
00:38:55 Bye.
00:38:56 Bye.
00:38:59 Bye.
00:38:59 Bye.
00:39:00 Bye.
00:39:03 Bye.
00:39:08 Bye.
00:39:08 Bye.
00:39:09 Bye.
00:39:10 Bye.
00:39:10 Bye.
00:39:11 Bye.
00:39:11 Bye.
00:39:12 Bye.
00:39:12 Bye.
00:39:13 Bye.
00:39:13 Bye.
00:39:13 Bye.
00:39:13 Bye.
00:39:13 Bye.
00:39:14 Bye.
00:39:15 Bye.
00:39:15 Bye.
00:39:16 Bye.
00:39:16 Bye.
00:39:17 Bye.
00:39:17 Bye.
00:39:18 Bye.
00:39:19 Bye.
00:39:20 Bye.
00:39:20 Bye.
00:39:21 Bye.
00:39:23 Bye.
00:39:23 Bye.