SNEAKO - March 08, 2023


SNEAKO Reacts To His Stand Up Comedy!


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

152.47525

Word Count

1,309

Sentence Count

7

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 One more time for Ruby.
00:00:04.040 You guys look like two different versions of me.
00:00:11.420 You can get shit in on All Night for being millennials.
00:00:15.320 You know what's funny?
00:00:17.260 They're not even millennials, right?
00:00:18.920 You're 21, 22.
00:00:20.340 You're Gen Z.
00:00:22.440 These guys did not die from climate change and anti-depressants.
00:00:29.540 i thought of that joke right before i'm walking up because this guy right before me he kept
00:00:36.560 talking about how like all these millennials and their social media you fucking boomer there's a
00:00:41.180 whole new generation that grew up on social media that's not what a 21 year old is dummy
00:00:46.540 okay tomatoes fuck you chat for climate change and antidepressants red-pilled based in red-pilled
00:00:54.300 chat shut the fuck up man i'm trying i'm being creative look at the art learn creativity
00:01:01.500 right it's not just you look at me outside three months before
00:01:05.560 covid on stage trying material fuck you
00:01:10.520 i'm from new york guys as you said that was a beautiful introduction
00:01:15.900 walking around la it's cool but i realized i kind of look like a handsome lesbian
00:01:22.540 they're not supposed to laugh at that
00:01:26.700 racially ambiguous and stuff you know when i was a kid they said i looked like an asian barack obama
00:01:34.040 i'll take it
00:01:37.740 i'm mixed if anyone care anyone mixing here a couple you know
00:01:43.200 wow not one just clapping for sympathy
00:01:46.700 asian barack obama is not funny fuck you and i did the face after i said it
00:01:54.620 do you see that little tag on the joke and asian barack obama
00:01:58.300 not bad fuck you handsome lesbian look at that some self-deprecation
00:02:04.680 get him on my side because i'm tall and handsome and successful
00:02:07.920 right i don't want him to feel intimidated by my presence
00:02:12.460 thanks for the 20 ask the girl sitting in three states that bored each other okay that's a lot
00:02:16.280 keep streaming g take these help the funds fuck you and you're fucking
00:02:19.960 fuck you
00:02:21.820 you're fucking
00:02:23.860 keep watching
00:02:24.960 bmx is cool but you know when you date a white girl
00:02:28.280 i want to deal with a white girl last week and they never know what expectations to have
00:02:31.280 you know what i mean
00:02:31.900 i told her that i'm asian and black she said you're asian and black
00:02:36.200 i'm either gonna be kind of surprised i'm slightly disappointed
00:02:49.320 six is enough right ladies six is enough yeah six is enough come on
00:02:56.440 come on right a little dick joke huh asian penis black penis you know fuck you
00:03:06.920 i dropped out of college to make youtube videos and do comedy i'm dumb i know
00:03:13.100 when you drop out and have mixed parents they always have really different reactions every time
00:03:20.360 my dad's from haiti i told him i dropped out he's actually kind of excited
00:03:23.880 uh-oh you call me jean no problem uh-oh
00:03:29.100 so i was happy i had a positive reaction i told my dad i'm gay
00:03:35.380 he went uh-oh
00:03:37.280 come on some good old caribbean homophobia jokes
00:03:44.020 for those of you that don't know that's haitian real translation for i don't love my son anymore
00:03:50.020 i'm playing i'm not gay but when i wipe i get it
00:03:55.360 it makes sense you get that crumb out after a long day
00:04:02.120 sorry i told you i wasn't gonna be dirty i won't do the rest of the day
00:04:04.900 okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
00:04:11.120 alright let me do this one thing then
00:04:14.060 i get called a fuckboy a lot like number one insult i get to the older crowd you don't really know
00:04:21.180 what that means you guys definitely get called fuckboy right
00:04:23.420 let me explain if you've ever been to the mall and you see a guy walking up with those adidas track pants
00:04:30.520 that's me i'm that guy
00:04:35.760 okay yeah that to me
00:04:38.940 i always ask girls what do you mean by fuckboy what does that mean
00:04:42.340 it means like you look like you don't text back
00:04:44.720 you look like you play with girls emotions for sex
00:04:46.940 thank you
00:04:48.760 at least i'm not a nerd
00:04:51.380 anymore
00:04:52.940 the cocky joke didn't work man
00:05:04.240 you see the anymore i tried okay okay can i bring it back
00:05:07.320 can i bring it back
00:05:08.860 yeah i was doing pretty well
00:05:11.560 okay okay okay okay
00:05:14.440 b-mix is strange man it's strange
00:05:16.540 when i was a kid i was trying to sneakily say the n-word in conversation to see if i was allowed
00:05:21.760 it doesn't work
00:05:23.000 my friend draymond roasted me every time
00:05:30.140 man shut your dim sum looking ass
00:05:32.560 shut your little soy sauce
00:05:36.540 fish eating ass
00:05:37.860 draymond's actually swedish i don't know what i'm saying
00:05:42.200 he's a swedish guy he's really in a cultural appropriation
00:05:46.140 i don't know what i do
00:05:46.640 yeah this is weird
00:05:50.760 i used to start this bit by saying clap if you think i'm black enough to say the n-word
00:05:54.520 terrible idea
00:05:55.520 terrible idea
00:05:57.200 don't do it
00:05:58.700 sometimes i say that bit to be a couple of spanish people clapping in the corner
00:06:03.280 like si si we say it too
00:06:05.160 that one fucking killed man accents easy work
00:06:15.540 mexicans do be saying the n-word bro
00:06:18.100 if you just translate the red pill into humor you could find but the self-deprecation was too much bro
00:06:23.440 that fucking fuckboy joke could have
00:06:25.180 i could have left
00:06:26.120 all right thanks guys that's my time thank you for coming out
00:06:29.500 that's a good closer
00:06:32.560 you can't even lie that's a good closer
00:06:34.700 we say it too si senor
00:06:36.720 say it say it a little yeah
00:06:39.140 suck my dick take your tomatoes back
00:06:41.180 bitch
00:06:41.520 fuck you chat
00:06:42.480 you can't do this shit
00:06:43.600 they give it a five
00:06:44.280 somebody said w confidence
00:06:45.440 bro none of you
00:06:46.520 all you guys in the chat
00:06:48.000 would not have no balls to get up on stage
00:06:50.340 and you know you wouldn't
00:06:51.320 type a one
00:06:52.120 if you were in here
00:06:53.280 type a tomatoes
00:06:53.940 and you know damn well
00:06:55.280 you would never get on that stage
00:06:57.040 and risk telling a joke
00:06:58.660 big man with huge guns
00:07:01.580 thanks for the 20 bro
00:07:02.280 please if you got guns
00:07:03.360 this is a
00:07:03.920 this is like a hitler video
00:07:05.220 fuck off
00:07:05.720 thanks for the 20
00:07:06.540 yeah
00:07:08.320 come on bro
00:07:09.460 i killed that crowd
00:07:10.520 in five minutes
00:07:11.400 in five minutes
00:07:12.800 you're gonna say
00:07:13.220 even all the tomatoes
00:07:14.180 suck my dick
00:07:14.740 unfunny
00:07:15.280 that crowd was dying
00:07:17.240 and that was all boomers too
00:07:18.720 you can hear that
00:07:19.240 that boomer laugh
00:07:21.760 fuck out of here
00:07:22.840 oh don't type two
00:07:24.720 all you who type two
00:07:26.380 i'm gonna go back and record it
00:07:28.400 and make sure we got all your names
00:07:29.520 record you doing stand up
00:07:31.660 and then post it in my discord
00:07:33.020 post it somewhere
00:07:34.100 and then show
00:07:35.220 because there's no chance
00:07:37.100 you're getting in front of a crowd
00:07:38.320 and doing five minutes
00:07:39.440 you liars
00:07:40.400 you guys would quicker
00:07:43.440 you would get into a UFC
00:07:45.540 you would talk about Hitler
00:07:46.880 before you would talk
00:07:48.260 before you would say a joke
00:07:50.100 on stage
00:07:50.680 you're in here talking about
00:07:53.040 flat earth all day
00:07:54.020 there's no chance
00:07:56.020 you have the balls
00:07:57.220 to go up there
00:07:57.780 and try to be funny
00:07:58.820 and risk the rejection
00:08:00.040 in front of a crowd
00:08:00.980 who paid to laugh
00:08:02.480 no chance
00:08:03.680 all you are liars
00:08:04.960 right now
00:08:05.740 is this your job
00:08:11.800 this is your job
00:08:12.920 this is your job
00:08:14.920 this is your job
00:08:15.300 this is your job
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00:08:19.840 this is your job
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00:08:22.260 this is your job
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00:08:23.900 this is your job
00:08:24.980 this is your job
00:08:25.180 you're your job
00:08:26.320 I'm just your job
00:08:26.500 this is your job