SNEAKO - August 11, 2023


SNEAKO Reacts To Keanu Reeves Exposing Hollywood


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

171.22675

Word Count

3,442

Sentence Count

6

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 most celebrities lowest moments biggest freakouts or controversies draw the most interest from the
00:00:11.360 general public for keanu reeves it's the total opposite the more normal down to earth and humble
00:00:17.320 he is the bigger the response everyone's like oh yeah he's people from 9 11 and you see like what
00:00:23.040 their what their other celebrities are doing did you see this angelina jolie was caught on an
00:00:29.180 undercover camera talking about the rituals they do
00:00:31.280 angelina jolie 23 at the time describes the ritual she performed earlier that year to join
00:00:46.560 the order of the illuminati
00:00:48.880 the identity has been redacted i would film is it there i would encourage like everybody's all
00:00:56.840 different types of sexual but there is that thing where it's like a lot of people
00:01:00.160 they think it's super and i have to like explain to people
00:01:05.880 snm is like bonded chat right like that rihanna video where they tie you up in chains and slap
00:01:09.800 you like 50 shades of illuminati
00:01:11.420 people have like where it's more like you're tied down because you need to like be able to like have
00:01:18.900 somebody hold down and keep you still or like fight some snm
00:01:22.520 angelina is heard describing the gruesome ritual celebrities performed to join the illuminati and
00:01:28.700 claims is not the same as snm conceptual sexual torture although it's all compared to when there's
00:01:33.240 they're on the pentagram with the goat it's the baphomet it's disgusting
00:01:36.460 every time but people see this stuff and still think it's fine did you see that new doja cat video
00:01:42.700 where they they actually like their music videos it used to be like subtle and openly
00:01:48.040 they just worship satan and every single piece of media they put out
00:01:52.080 and i saw this video from an occultist today and the occultist was telling the interviewer
00:02:12.980 that the hardest people to brainwash the hardest people to manipulate with spells because all this
00:02:19.560 stuff is real like magic all this stuff is real hardest people to manipulate from the occultist
00:02:23.200 mouth is a muslim because they have a connection because they're praying the most they they really
00:02:28.080 tie any of it to faith they're just saying the hardest people to corrupt are muslims because they
00:02:32.240 have the strongest connection with god because they're praying so much and prayer is like a shield
00:02:36.580 from all these spells and
00:02:39.820 there's a lot there's people that there's actual people think chad do you think that do you think
00:02:47.860 that you've ever had somebody cast a spell on you these witches bro witches are real i think i i've actually
00:02:56.840 of course they were crude she'd be encouraging other celebrities to join the illuminati which is
00:03:19.740 other members hold to do it's like a pyramid scheme of torture
00:03:22.500 you'll be able to heal once you're made like you're something it's like it comes from a real real place
00:03:28.400 comes from real place hell like all these chat said your mom casted a spell on my thing bro what the
00:03:33.600 fuck a shaman ritual someone did it on my grandma she died at 20 may god rest her soul why would
00:03:38.420 someone cast a spell on your grandma
00:03:39.560 yeah as opposed to being accessories or something
00:03:47.360 it explains the satanic objects used in the ceremony aren't just superficial
00:03:52.560 they truly summon dark spirits that create a real bond between yourself and satan
00:03:56.480 many members also get tattoos during the ritual to sacrifice more blood
00:03:59.240 see how it's like something it was a big reveal doja cat just has these tattoos all over her body now
00:04:04.680 and she posted on instagram they make satan their bio like old celebrities you would expose it it'd be
00:04:13.580 this undercover video like this now they're just telling you yes look come to my concert and go to
00:04:21.340 hell there's like that time where he's like like tattoos and after a while you're like you can explain them
00:04:28.020 making me see this just comes from that real place
00:04:32.760 some of the rituals are indeed filmed and given to high-ranking members to watch
00:04:40.040 you know which compromised all of them the tapes will now reveal angelina showed her friends
00:04:44.440 one of the videos which is against the rules
00:04:47.220 bro she freaked his out man
00:04:49.360 bro she has compromising pictures of people but that's
00:05:16.360 he's one big black magic cult
00:05:19.360 in this 2011 video that has 16 million views a woman backed her mercedes su
00:05:25.100 black magic just destroyed this video
00:05:28.600 most celebrities respect shows and the way they stand back and give him space
00:05:33.000 and meanwhile he's smiling talking reaching out to them he's doing nothing to push them away
00:05:37.660 in this 2015 video kiana walks through an airport in a hurry while stopping to take some photos with fans
00:05:43.240 he is flying commercial and has no bodyguards despite him being worth 350 million dollars
00:05:48.640 7.7 million views here's what joe rogan had to say about kiano
00:05:53.060 that guy goes sits on the subway by himself no like that's freaking awesome
00:05:57.580 yeah why is joe rogan sound like chris and mr beast
00:06:00.360 that guy goes sits on the subway by himself
00:06:03.480 that's freaking awesome yeah but there's no obvious outward displays of wealth from him
00:06:09.040 yeah i mean he's insanely wealthy
00:06:10.780 when you see him he's dressed like me
00:06:12.740 yeah he's got like a regular watch on sneakers
00:06:15.120 he's normal as fuck man it's real weird
00:06:17.800 some of you might think it's weird that people praise kiano for having basic human decency
00:06:22.080 which goes to show you how hollywood has lowered our expectations for celebrities immensely
00:06:26.540 but once you learn about kiano's rough upbringing
00:06:28.900 as well as his over-the-top acts of generosity
00:06:31.560 you will understand why he has earned the title of
00:06:34.500 the nicest man in hollywood
00:06:36.840 make sure you're drinking water
00:06:38.220 kiano's father samuel reeves struggled with substance abuse
00:06:42.360 y'all tell me what to do patrick cc
00:06:44.040 i don't want to drink water you know
00:06:45.060 was in and out of prison for selling heroin
00:06:46.940 until he ultimately abandoned his family when kiano was just three years old
00:06:51.340 forcing his mother patricia left to raise two children on her own
00:06:54.960 working tirelessly as a costume designer
00:06:57.560 patricia married and divorced four different men during kiano's upbringing
00:07:00.860 according to kiano's sister
00:07:02.560 the revolving door of men had a substantial impact on their childhood
00:07:06.140 how we lived our lives depended on the man
00:07:08.480 imagine describing your mom's relationships as a revolving door of penises
00:07:13.660 man of the moment
00:07:14.480 despite having numerous father figures growing up
00:07:17.020 the kids were on their own for the most part
00:07:18.840 kim claims we never had anyone to play with us
00:07:21.520 to watch me riding horses or kiano playing hockey
00:07:24.480 we all know that young men who grow up without stable father figures
00:07:27.580 are more likely to grow up aggressive
00:07:29.200 angry
00:07:29.920 isn't it doesn't it show a lot about hollywood that this is like
00:07:32.780 a big talky point like kiano's such a nice guy
00:07:36.300 the bar's so like whoa
00:07:38.400 he took pictures at the airport
00:07:40.460 because there's so so so many more pretentious satanic assholes
00:07:44.800 that when one dude is like yeah i'm just like gonna wear a hoodie
00:07:47.800 everyone's like whoa he was in a movie
00:07:50.680 and he wears t-shirts just like me
00:07:54.000 depressed and often repeat the cycle of abandonment
00:07:57.120 kiano was set up for failure from the very beginning
00:08:00.040 his teachers noticed a vague sadness that loomed above him like a dark cloud
00:08:04.860 he spent more than five years bouncing from one high school to another
00:08:08.340 including one where he got expelled because he was too rambunctious
00:08:12.460 kiano thinks he talked too much
00:08:14.460 and was not generally the most well-oiled machine in the school
00:08:18.060 i was just getting in their way i guess
00:08:20.300 kiano felt a strong disconnect from others
00:08:22.800 they made him feel unwelcome
00:08:24.440 which did not change when he arrived in hollywood
00:08:27.400 reeve's agents told him that his name was too ethnic
00:08:30.880 now this was the mid-1980s
00:08:32.780 but it still seems like a silly thing to worry about
00:08:34.900 and although kiano was justifiably annoyed about it
00:08:37.660 he actually took what they said into consideration
00:08:39.920 and tried a different name
00:08:41.360 is that really right it just makes sense
00:08:43.460 if you're looking for mass appeal
00:08:44.700 and the people don't even know how to pronounce your name
00:08:46.860 it's just it is what it is
00:08:48.900 calling himself casey or casey reeves
00:08:52.240 but whenever he had auditions and they called casey
00:08:54.820 he wouldn't respond
00:08:55.900 most people would not even consider changing their name
00:08:58.320 let alone actually giving it a shot
00:09:00.180 why does he look like if leafy was an actor
00:09:03.000 like if leafy was in hollywood
00:09:05.380 kiano proved early on he was open-minded and easy to work with
00:09:08.840 he went back to using his real name
00:09:10.420 and it had zero negative impact on his career
00:09:12.880 what did have an impact on his career
00:09:14.740 were some of the roles he landed early on
00:09:16.680 the foundation for hollywood's nice guy
00:09:18.800 was built on him being casted as somewhat of a teen heartthrob
00:09:21.900 young and handsome male actors
00:09:23.520 often accrue fanbases of women
00:09:25.200 who romanticize them as the perfect guy
00:09:27.420 first he starred in nbc's
00:09:29.180 babes in toyland
00:09:30.540 act of vengeance
00:09:31.780 and brotherhood of justice
00:09:33.300 as well as making his first motion picture appearances
00:09:35.920 in the sports drama youngblood
00:09:38.020 and the low-budget romantic drama flying
00:09:40.420 but when he met casting director carrie frazier
00:09:43.120 everything changed
00:09:44.640 he walked in the door and i went
00:09:46.500 oh my god this is my guy
00:09:48.500 it was just because of the way he held his body
00:09:50.820 his shoes were untied
00:09:52.140 and what he was wearing looked like a young person
00:09:54.260 growing into being a man
00:09:55.500 i was over the moon about him
00:09:57.160 and then they fucked
00:09:58.500 and compromised each other on camera
00:10:01.480 youth appeal earned him roles in dramas
00:10:03.240 such as the night before
00:10:04.640 the prince of pennsylvania
00:10:06.020 and permanent record
00:10:07.180 but his big break came in 1989
00:10:08.880 with bill and ted's excellent adventure
00:10:11.000 although the film received mixed reviews
00:10:12.960 it was a solid box office success
00:10:15.040 grossing 40 million against a
00:10:16.560 40 million for like a weed
00:10:18.280 dude weed
00:10:19.440 this guy keeps making me think of leafy
00:10:22.040 like if i if
00:10:23.220 where where's leafy been
00:10:24.580 where is he still streaming
00:10:26.900 where's leafy at
00:10:28.020 10 million dollar budget
00:10:29.100 reeve's portrayal as ted logan
00:10:30.820 significantly boosted
00:10:32.040 keanu's hollywood profile
00:10:33.320 before getting the part
00:10:34.480 director steven herrick
00:10:35.800 screened between 200 and 300 actors
00:10:38.040 for the main roles
00:10:38.980 requesting that each actor
00:10:40.320 try out for both leading roles
00:10:41.920 keanu was among the first to audition
00:10:43.860 and herrick immediately
00:10:45.200 set on casting him as ted
00:10:46.600 when keanu came in
00:10:47.880 he was one of the first
00:10:49.060 it was really kind of like
00:10:50.300 wow he's ted
00:10:51.540 and there was sort of a
00:10:52.440 lovable goofiness to him
00:10:53.760 but keanu wasn't just acting
00:10:55.380 as a lovable good guy
00:10:56.680 that was really him
00:10:57.980 he proved that in 1991
00:10:59.780 where his act of kindness
00:11:01.320 changed a man's career
00:11:03.040 in the adventure film
00:11:04.520 my own private idaho
00:11:06.040 keanu co-starred along river phoenix
00:11:08.380 as a street hustler
00:11:09.700 before filming
00:11:10.620 director gus van sam
00:11:12.200 struggled conceptualizing actors
00:11:13.920 for the two lead roles
00:11:15.180 he sent the script out
00:11:16.200 to keanu and river's agents
00:11:17.600 expecting them to reject it
00:11:19.060 reeve's agent was open
00:11:20.220 to the project
00:11:20.940 however phoenix's agent
00:11:22.440 stopped reading the screenplay
00:11:23.840 halfway down the first page
00:11:25.340 adamantly declining
00:11:26.640 van sant convinced keanu
00:11:28.300 to personally deliver the script
00:11:30.000 to river phoenix
00:11:31.020 at his home in florida
00:11:32.400 since they were friends
00:11:33.500 keanu did the director
00:11:34.840 a massive favor
00:11:35.940 and over the 1990
00:11:37.020 christmas holiday
00:11:37.980 he rode his motorcycle
00:11:39.380 from his family home
00:11:40.540 in canada
00:11:41.200 to the phoenix family ranch
00:11:42.820 in mechanopy florida
00:11:44.100 roughly a 2100 kilometer
00:11:45.960 or 1300 mile ride
00:11:47.940 after the long ride
00:11:49.080 river read the script
00:11:50.120 and wanted the role
00:11:51.080 that keanu was casted as
00:11:52.600 but they convinced him
00:11:53.560 to take the edgier role
00:11:54.820 of the drug addicted
00:11:55.740 hustler mike
00:11:56.740 which he accepted
00:11:57.620 the craziest part is
00:11:59.000 river ended up getting
00:12:00.160 way more praise
00:12:01.200 than keanu in this film
00:12:02.540 phoenix won best act
00:12:04.100 didn't that guy get murked
00:12:05.500 something happened
00:12:06.120 i mean rest in peace
00:12:06.840 i don't want to say
00:12:07.280 but he
00:12:07.940 honors at the
00:12:10.640 why the jokers
00:12:11.660 joaquin phoenix's brother
00:12:12.960 joaquin phoenix's brother
00:12:13.900 how did he die
00:12:14.940 venice film festival
00:12:16.060 the national society
00:12:17.360 of film critics
00:12:18.160 and the independent spirit awards
00:12:20.060 tragically in 1993
00:12:21.980 following several days
00:12:23.460 of binging on cocaine
00:12:24.520 and heroin
00:12:25.060 ah the good old
00:12:27.020 zirka method
00:12:27.860 23 year old river phoenix
00:12:29.640 passed away outside
00:12:30.820 hollywood's viper room
00:12:32.000 nightclub
00:12:32.540 right in front of his brother
00:12:33.880 oh because he didn't get murked
00:12:35.040 he was just tweaking
00:12:36.240 he was
00:12:37.440 christ is king
00:12:38.940 sister and girl
00:12:39.840 hey
00:12:40.280 don't do drugs
00:12:42.640 girlfriend
00:12:43.020 keanu has rarely mentioned
00:12:44.820 his close friendship
00:12:45.680 with river over the years
00:12:47.080 opting to keep that part
00:12:48.320 of his life private
00:12:49.160 but river's death
00:12:50.220 still feels like a fresh wound
00:12:51.720 to keanu's heart
00:12:52.620 even 30 years later
00:12:54.080 but if we're being honest
00:12:55.360 keanu driving that motorcycle
00:12:57.000 wasn't much of a sacrifice
00:12:58.340 that man loves to ride
00:13:00.340 yo why is his room like that man
00:13:02.100 however during the filming
00:13:03.240 of the devil's advocate
00:13:04.340 he gave up something
00:13:05.360 that 99% of other actors
00:13:07.300 wouldn't
00:13:07.780 money
00:13:08.280 the devil's advocate
00:13:09.360 is a super
00:13:10.080 this dude is creeping me out
00:13:11.140 wait wait wait
00:13:11.500 look at patrick
00:13:11.940 something that 99%
00:13:13.200 of other actors
00:13:14.060 wouldn't
00:13:14.560 money
00:13:15.040 what the fuck
00:13:16.840 bro
00:13:17.260 bro
00:13:17.960 boom boka
00:13:18.860 you guys keep telling me
00:13:22.960 to watch gin
00:13:23.640 caught on tape videos
00:13:24.660 this is one right here
00:13:25.760 the devil's advocate
00:13:29.160 is a supernatural thriller
00:13:30.760 that follows a young lawyer
00:13:32.060 who dives deep
00:13:32.860 into the dark world
00:13:33.740 of success and temptation
00:13:34.880 while casting
00:13:35.920 producers approached
00:13:36.820 Oscar winner
00:13:37.480 Al Pacino
00:13:38.200 who turned down
00:13:39.080 the role of John Milton
00:13:40.180 three separate times
00:13:41.480 due to the cliche nature
00:13:42.800 of the character
00:13:43.560 Pacino even suggested
00:13:44.940 Robert Redford
00:13:45.860 and Sean Connery
00:13:46.860 for the role
00:13:47.480 Keanu reportedly
00:13:48.500 took a substantial pay cut
00:13:49.900 worth millions of dollars
00:13:51.020 so that producers
00:13:51.920 could meet Al Pacino's
00:13:53.100 salary demands
00:13:53.960 and yet again
00:13:54.960 Keanu's sacrifice
00:13:56.200 benefited everyone
00:13:57.300 but him
00:13:58.240 the film grossed
00:13:59.120 over 61 million dollars
00:14:00.640 at the box office
00:14:01.660 and Al Pacino's performance
00:14:03.000 was highly praised
00:14:03.940 as one of the few
00:14:04.920 bright spots in the film
00:14:06.240 and it wasn't the last time
00:14:07.560 he gave up some of his salary
00:14:08.800 the actor reportedly
00:14:09.900 took a 90% pay cut
00:14:11.420 three years later
00:14:12.260 so that he could star
00:14:13.180 alongside Gene Hackman
00:14:14.780 in The Replacements
00:14:15.840 but it didn't really matter
00:14:17.300 if Keanu was a great guy
00:14:18.460 or not
00:14:18.940 because many people
00:14:19.860 thought he was
00:14:20.480 a mediocre actor
00:14:21.520 in his most successful film
00:14:23.100 at this point
00:14:23.700 he was considered
00:14:24.440 the worst performer
00:14:25.620 Bram Stroker's Dracula
00:14:27.220 was the award-winning
00:14:28.580 gothic horror film
00:14:29.720 where Reeves portrayed
00:14:30.880 Jonathan Harker
00:14:31.880 the film was critically
00:14:32.960 and commercially successful
00:14:34.460 grossing 82 million dollars
00:14:36.640 worldwide
00:14:37.240 surpassing Point Break
00:14:38.740 as Keanu's highest grossing film
00:14:40.700 although the film
00:14:41.420 was a success
00:14:42.220 many critics disagreed
00:14:43.580 with Keanu's casting
00:14:44.540 and considered
00:14:45.260 his performance weak
00:14:46.460 Total film writer
00:14:47.320 Josh Winning
00:14:48.000 said that Keanu's work
00:14:49.100 spoiled the movie
00:14:50.240 he mentioned it
00:14:51.080 in a 2011 list
00:14:52.280 of 50 performances
00:14:53.460 that ruined movies
00:14:54.720 Keanu's attempt
00:14:55.680 at an English accent
00:14:56.800 has been considered
00:14:57.680 one of the worst accents
00:14:59.340 in the history
00:15:00.200 of recorded film
00:15:01.540 yes of course sir
00:15:02.880 if I may inquire
00:15:04.920 what in fact happened
00:15:06.660 to Mr. Renfield
00:15:07.480 in Transylvania
00:15:08.300 bruh
00:15:09.660 I could do better
00:15:10.980 bruh
00:15:11.440 but it doesn't stop there
00:15:12.560 what exactly happened
00:15:14.140 in Transylvania
00:15:15.160 in 1993
00:15:16.160 Keanu had a role
00:15:17.240 in the Shakespearean
00:15:18.200 based romantic comedy
00:15:19.420 Much Ado About Nothing
00:15:20.800 despite receiving
00:15:21.940 positive reviews
00:15:22.940 Reeves casting
00:15:23.760 once again
00:15:24.400 garnered criticism
00:15:25.260 and he would be nominated
00:15:26.520 for worst supporting actor
00:15:28.600 at the Golden Raspberry Awards
00:15:30.720 After two more
00:15:31.660 lackluster drama films
00:15:32.940 Keanu's career
00:15:33.800 was on life support
00:15:34.920 Luckily for him
00:15:36.040 something big
00:15:37.080 was right around the corner
00:15:38.440 Speed
00:15:39.300 An action classic
00:15:40.420 whose premise revolves
00:15:41.640 around a bus
00:15:42.480 that is rigged
00:15:43.260 by a terrorist
00:15:44.060 to explode
00:15:44.840 if its speed
00:15:45.640 falls below
00:15:46.220 50 miles per hour
00:15:47.540 In 1993
00:15:48.380 executives were looking
00:15:49.520 for an actor
00:15:50.140 to portray the protagonist
00:15:51.460 Officer Jack Traven
00:15:52.840 They considered
00:15:53.620 Tom Cruise
00:15:54.400 Tom Hanks
00:15:55.240 Wesley Snipes
00:15:56.200 and Woody Harrelson
00:15:57.560 but landed on Keanu
00:15:58.700 and again
00:15:59.520 he had to make
00:16:00.240 some major sacrifices
00:16:01.400 for this role
00:16:02.380 The director
00:16:03.100 Jean de Bont
00:16:04.000 didn't want the character
00:16:05.200 to have long hair
00:16:06.140 so Keanu
00:16:06.840 shaved his head
00:16:07.780 but then the studio
00:16:08.640 executives got so upset
00:16:09.840 over his shaved head
00:16:10.840 that they demanded
00:16:11.660 he wear a wig
00:16:12.740 but this was the director's
00:16:14.060 vision
00:16:14.340 so they trusted him
00:16:15.420 However
00:16:15.860 there were more problems
00:16:17.460 De Bont didn't think
00:16:18.580 Reeves looked strong enough
00:16:19.900 The thing with Keanu
00:16:20.680 is that he looks very boyish
00:16:22.400 I didn't want him
00:16:23.200 to be like a kid
00:16:24.240 and he loves
00:16:25.000 to be like a kid
00:16:25.980 Keanu was yet again
00:16:27.400 dedicated to completing
00:16:28.520 a director's vision
00:16:29.500 He spent two months
00:16:30.540 filling out his frame
00:16:31.520 and getting in shape
00:16:32.380 for the role
00:16:32.920 He was nervous
00:16:33.560 in the beginning
00:16:34.100 then he got addicted
00:16:35.380 to the adrenaline
00:16:36.200 This was only Keanu's
00:16:37.660 second action film
00:16:38.620 but the hard work
00:16:39.620 paid off big time
00:16:40.640 The summer of 1994
00:16:41.940 saw the release of Speed
00:16:43.220 which grossed
00:16:44.060 $350 million
00:16:45.340 on a $30 million budget
00:16:47.480 Wow what a nice guy
00:16:48.660 Oh money
00:16:49.360 Okay
00:16:49.940 Comedy night chat
00:16:51.220 Yes or no?
00:16:51.940 Because they made
00:16:52.500 them f***ing
00:16:52.780 for their hard work
00:16:53.960 Keanu generously gave
00:16:55.360 each member of the film
00:16:56.420 stunt team
00:16:56.900 Whoa
00:16:57.400 He gave away
00:16:58.320 a multi-millionaire
00:16:59.400 gave away a couple
00:17:00.160 and ten bands
00:17:01.280 He made a brand new
00:17:02.300 Harley Davidson
00:17:02.980 motorbike
00:17:03.680 A motorbike?
00:17:04.600 And now this wasn't
00:17:04.980 the only time
00:17:05.560 he ever gave gifts
00:17:06.320 to cast members
00:17:07.220 Reeves gave his
00:17:08.120 Basically the bar
00:17:08.820 is really low
00:17:09.540 for Hollywood celebrities
00:17:11.060 You give away ten bands
00:17:12.740 you take home
00:17:13.500 a hundred mil
00:17:14.080 Oh but he gave away
00:17:15.440 more
00:17:15.840 Alright
00:17:16.220 John Wick
00:17:17.420 Chapter 4 stunt team
00:17:18.680 personalized Rolex
00:17:19.900 Submariner watches
00:17:20.940 to thank them
00:17:21.800 for their hard work
00:17:22.780 The watches were worth
00:17:23.700 Yeah all of you
00:17:24.180 hate comedy night
00:17:24.980 What do you guys
00:17:25.920 hate comedy night?
00:17:26.700 $10,000 each
00:17:27.740 He also took care of
00:17:28.980 the Matrix resurrection
00:17:29.960 stunt team
00:17:30.760 booking them an all
00:17:31.720 expenses paid trip
00:17:32.840 to the premiere
00:17:33.620 As a token of his
00:17:34.600 appreciation
00:17:35.200 Reeves took care of
00:17:36.500 the private jet travel
00:17:37.580 and hotel accommodations
00:17:38.880 premiere tickets
00:17:39.960 and even organized
00:17:41.080 a special post-premiere
00:17:42.400 brunch for invitees
00:17:43.800 among other gifts
00:17:44.880 It was reported by
00:17:45.880 multiple news outlets
00:17:46.820 that Keanu donated
00:17:48.000 $31.5 million
00:17:49.400 or 70% of his Matrix
00:17:51.040 money to cancer research
00:17:52.380 However
00:17:52.920 the story
00:17:53.840 is not true
00:17:54.760 You spent all that money
00:17:55.740 on cancer research
00:17:56.580 and they still didn't
00:17:57.320 find out what causes
00:17:58.240 cancer
00:17:58.620 Like bruh
00:17:59.360 Keanu Reeves
00:18:00.660 did not donate
00:18:01.440 70% of his salary
00:18:02.620 than 42 million views
00:18:04.400 Just the idea
00:18:05.240 of him riding the subway
00:18:06.320 instead of some limousine
00:18:07.920 or having a personalized
00:18:09.020 driver
00:18:09.420 NPCs are like
00:18:10.180 Whoa he rides
00:18:11.120 public transportation
00:18:12.340 However
00:18:12.780 made people relate
00:18:13.860 to the icon
00:18:14.660 let alone
00:18:15.420 giving up his seat
00:18:16.460 Many photos of him
00:18:17.460 with women went viral
00:18:18.440 that point out his
00:18:19.380 no touching policy
00:18:20.860 He was being coined
00:18:21.880 a
00:18:22.180 Whoa he doesn't even
00:18:23.220 touch women
00:18:23.880 He's like an incel
00:18:24.800 dude like me
00:18:25.760 Respectful king
00:18:27.660 because he refuses
00:18:28.640 to rest his hand
00:18:29.600 on women
00:18:30.040 while taking photos
00:18:31.000 with them
00:18:31.440 and he rather
00:18:32.040 just floats it
00:18:32.780 a few inches
00:18:33.300 away from their back
00:18:34.280 Most cele-
00:18:34.820 Is touching
00:18:35.420 Is touching women
00:18:38.220 like should I do that too?
00:18:39.880 Celebrity's dark side
00:18:40.860 or controversies
00:18:41.860 drive the most engagement
00:18:43.020 For Keanu
00:18:43.740 it's the total opposite
00:18:45.120 Viral Keanu news
00:18:46.420 is him giving
00:18:47.040 to homeless people
00:18:47.920 Whoa Keanu
00:18:48.680 bent over on a homeless
00:18:49.920 Keanu Reeves
00:18:51.260 bent over on a crackhead
00:18:52.340 Or spending time
00:18:52.960 with them on the street
00:18:53.740 playing with puppies
00:18:54.660 showing a plush toy
00:18:56.040 around China
00:18:56.760 or dropping
00:18:57.460 genuine wisdom on us
00:18:59.100 What do you think
00:18:59.760 happens when we die
00:19:00.580 Keanu Reeves?
00:19:01.420 Tell me
00:19:01.660 What is normie content?
00:19:05.840 How the fuck
00:19:06.540 did people
00:19:07.040 the bots
00:19:08.040 laugh at this?
00:19:08.860 Wisdom on us
00:19:09.580 What do you think
00:19:10.240 happens when we die?
00:19:12.100 Keanu Reeves
00:19:13.180 I know that
00:19:18.120 That gotta laugh
00:19:19.400 The ones who love us
00:19:22.060 will miss us
00:19:23.100 With all the pain
00:19:25.140 Keanu has experienced
00:19:26.540 combined with the
00:19:27.440 massive success
00:19:28.220 he's had in Hollywood
00:19:29.300 he chose to remain
00:19:30.540 a kind-hearted
00:19:31.600 humble man
00:19:32.540 rather than
00:19:33.080 a self-righteous
00:19:34.040 narcissist
00:19:34.580 Most celebrities
00:19:35.780 sell their souls
00:19:36.640 for fame and fortune
00:19:37.760 Keanu uses his fame
00:19:39.200 and fortune
00:19:39.640 to help others
00:19:40.700 and although
00:19:41.260 it may seem
00:19:41.860 like he is
00:19:42.340 over-celebrating
00:19:43.140 Say it us
00:19:44.060 For the smallest
00:19:47.180 acts of kindness
00:19:48.220 Keanu Reeves
00:19:49.240 has proved
00:19:49.640 time and time again
00:19:50.520 that he isn't
00:19:51.240 a great guy
00:19:51.760 by Hollywood standards
00:19:52.880 he is just
00:19:54.040 a great human being
00:19:55.780 Alright bro
00:19:56.660 What a great guy
00:19:58.440 Shout out to Patrick C.C.
00:20:04.920 That's it
00:20:05.520 Is it your job?