SNEAKO - May 08, 2023
SNEAKO Reacts To The First Tate Speech Since Jail Release
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Summary
On this episode of the Whatever Podcast, Topher and Drew are joined by a guest who's actually read Bill Bill Cosby's new book "Bill Cosby's New York Times best selling book "The Dark Side of the Street" and they discuss a variety of topics including: What would you do if someone attacked you on the subway?
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we got this debate in a bit chat relax on it but i want to watch this new tate's posting on rumble
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again which is great he posted did you see the dng the the vice news guy get exposed whatever uh
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but andrew interested i've been posting again there's a new tate speech how to avoid trouble
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on the subway basically i broke this down yesterday it's jordan ely there's a new black
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lives matter george floyd thing going on from the leftist oh no of course there is black guy got
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killed by a white guy and now they think white supremacy blah blah blah blah so i'm a version
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of fnf i can't watch more than two minutes of this garbage yet it's too sorry for me but i will go
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on it i will go on it i wouldn't say sorry it's just a little too low energy it's good with a guest
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who's actually read bill i'm being asked the same question repeatedly and people don't like my answer
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because usually people come to me as a bastion of knowledge they come to me for very simple
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concise compendious answers to the world we have this extremely complicated problem that no one
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else can solve let's go to tate and he'll fix it in less than a sentence it's great to see him back
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man i'm really happy that he's back after all these months welcome back i'm the greatest human alive
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and i'm doing that but people aren't seeming to understand my answer so let me explain it to you
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the question i'm being asked is different versions of what would you do in this scenario
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do you notice chat how we were just so bored looking away like blah blah blah at the whatever
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podcast and then top g with the keto comes in and then we both just like okay let's go what are we
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doing we start listening up we pay attention let's go guy choking the guy on the subway would you have
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choked him how long would you have choked him for or some other video of some fight on a plane
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what would you have done andrew what's the right thing to do i get thousands of emails he wouldn't
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be on that plane he wouldn't be on that subway you're too rich to have those problems why am i
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gonna go fight with broke people and get sued and get put on a no-fly list when i could just go get an
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uber or get a private jet that's his that's his answer road rage fights fights in gas stations all
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this shit without going into specifics it's actually quite a difficult question to answer
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if i was on that subway and that guy was being a dickhead i would try my very best to ignore him
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i wouldn't want to be a superhero because i understand that in new york the government who i pay taxes to
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they incentivize criminal behavior you know in new york city if you steal less than 950 dollars
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worth of items from a pharmacy or a store you don't get the cops called on you you're not allowed to
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it's not a criminal amount of items i was in a walgreens and i'm standing in line getting this
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cough syrup i was feeling sick whatever but and i'm just standing in line like a bot and i see somebody
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like loading up all the beers into these carts into these milk crates and he has three milk crates and
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stacks them up in this and i'm like oh he's like he's like organizing the stuff and then he takes
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it and then he walks out the door right past the security guard i'm like oh he's stealing he just
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took all the beer and it was the right amount where they couldn't call the cops the security guard can't
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put his hands on him because it's assault and then we're all just standing in line with our dorky
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little npc items like am i like am i a bot for not stealing right now why am i why am i waiting in
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line i have stuff to do this guy just walked out you get away with it because they they're afraid
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that new york city was all supporting the defund the police thing abolish the police systematic white
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oppression black people are justified in crime because they're victims all the time like minorities
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can't commit crime because it's assist it's all bullshit poor people should be able to steal because
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that's gonna work out great because it's taking back money from the man but you're really just screwing
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over small businesses and other broke people it's actually retarded you need to leave liberal cities
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will destroy my life and lock me away for trying to protect other new yorkers so i would sit there
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and just think fuck it but if it got to a point where he attacked me or attacked an old lady or
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something which i really believed i truly had to intervene i would have hit him likely i wouldn't
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have choked him for 10 15 minutes i would have hit him probably once knocked him out
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i've seen all i know is the moral touch yeah i'm a big if i hit somebody they're in big trouble
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i'm a big g what'd you say i just said i looked up videos one time of him fighting he's
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very good yeah it's four times will champion super cool
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some fucking dumb shit everyone i've ever hit is like serious damage i hit some fucking chump
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he might be done i don't know i don't know how to throw half a punch
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so all these scenarios are difficult right people are asking me take what would you do here what
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would you do there and i'm i'm trying to explain all the nuance of it but truthfully there's a
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simple answer and the simple answer i give because like i said i like to be compendious
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i want to give an answer and jeremy says i live in san francisco dudes openly shit in front of my
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apartment all the time libtars love it it's just a failed place you need to get out of there
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immediately like the people are doing fentanyl in the middle of the street uh one sentence i don't
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want to go through the specifics of each scenario andrew look at this road rage event specifically
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would you have hit him how hard would you have hit him would you have held the choke for this long
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all of these situations are brokey situations so i explained to people the simple answer is don't
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be poor i mean what do you mean what do you mean why the fuck are you on a subway well to get to
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work because you're broke subways are for brokeys the world has now changed you can no longer safely be
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a brokey you could have been a brokey in the 1960s and lived a safe relatively calm normal life
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but if you're no longer rich it's not just about the fact that i get to wear diamond watches and
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drive all these supercars and fly on private jets it's about the fact that i get to avoid 99.9
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of dumb shit dumb shit in which i'm in a scenario where there's no easy answer both moves i make
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her wrong do i go to jail do i let this guy punch this woman do i risk getting stabbed do i hit him
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first do all this shit is avoided when you're rich you send me videos of some people fighting on a
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plane and i'll send you back a video of me on a private jet you send me videos of some bullshit on
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a subway i'll remind you that i haven't ridden a subway in 10 years and i know it's the most retarded
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thing about the subway thing to protest they just blocked the subway tracks all these retard libtards
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stood in the train tracks with signs and they're stopping the trains riding the subways you know who
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broke people people it's broke people fucking up the lives of more broke people what are you doing
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with your lives i'm never gonna ride a subway ever again for the rest of my fucking life so i don't
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give a shit how many psychos are on the subway whether they're microtaxian impersonators or drug
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addicts or looney tunes i'm sure it's full of them i will never encounter funny how that doesn't get
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anybody protesting like a black guy shoving a white woman into a train head first no one cares
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or asian ladies get choked out by black people in the trains no one cares
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one black guy who just was taking shits in the train tracks gets choked out and dies and the entire
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city blocks the train they abolish the police do you see that like that one that one image white guy
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killing a black dude triggers them so badly but black on black crime like five black people probably
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killed five more black people today in new york city no one cares it's a life at the end of the day
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the selective murder empathy makes no sense to me just because you saw one video now you're really
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upset but people die all the time from gang violence no one does anything about it
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these people i will never be in these scenarios ever ever someone comes to me goes what do i do on the
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subway don't ride the subway get rich oh yeah but but no but the world has changed to the point where
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being rich is no longer just about material possessions it is the necessity is vital for
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survival it is literally vital for you to live a calm and balanced nice peaceful life for you to be a
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person who has a lot of money because the world's fucked and as it continues to get more and more
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fucked as people become more and more broke and more emotional and more upset and more divided
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it's just going to get worse do you think the subway in 10 years from now is going to be a better
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place no do you think there's going to be less psychos on the new york subway in 10 years from now
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it's going to be a literal insane asylum if you go on the subway right now in new york city
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i i went to the one minute podcast since 2020 and when i first started right before covid i didn't need
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security i didn't need to really think about it that much people were it was more like how it is
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in poland or japan the subway was still rideable where you didn't need to go carry a piece you
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didn't need pepper spray a girl didn't have like this shank thing on the end of her keys and then
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covid happened nobody went to the trains and then more homelessness kept happening more
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all these uh drug addicts and schizos these tweaking zombies just started it it became zombie land
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people you go on the train people are just smoking crack in the train people are used to that that's
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a normal thing when you when you travel the train in new york city you expect to stumble and get chased
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by a knife with some crackhead called jadeon what does he say right now yeah if you're broke don't live
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in new york they're safe places that are cheap to live what does gd i want to talk about chat i just
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talked to him tell him to facetime if he wants to talk um yeah you have to be used to that now i want
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to do the one minute podcast in new york i need to hire security i have to pay more for security than
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i do for the cameraman because the risk of somebody getting attacked is that high like it would be
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stupid for you to use the train and not be ready to go now or more think about that question and
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think about what's your plan to make sure you never have to ride the fucking subway again
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you're showing me delta airlines and all these people fucking fighting like savages
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it's 50 bucks a ticket what the fuck do you expect of course like it's like 350 for a ticket
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of course i have none of them problems in my private jet none of them problems in the private jet
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terminal i don't go to the brokey airport i'm not with you guys in the lines no i go to a door
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around the side mr take straight on board i avoid all this shit all this dumb shit is so easily
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avoided yeah you're rich uh toronto canada was one of the safest cities in the world now there are
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stabbings all the time in the subway we need to be extra careful nowadays you just need to get out
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of liberal cities just don't go to any city that's liberal it's not worth it what does gd on what i'm
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gonna call him right now yeah what's up yo what up um text me your new discord i want to talk to
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you on discord real quick what you want to talk about uh just some important stuff man bro i'm
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trying to i'm trying to break out this matrix shit so tell me tell me before like how how trolled am
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i gonna be i'm not trolling you what do you mean you want to break out of what matrix tell me
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like bro the you know how deep this matrix shit is going you feel me so like i just i just dead
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ass want to talk about some real shit bro and everything should i call him rumble wifey
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might as well yeah it's just show show rumble wifey your new hair
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huh let me see let me see those waves oh gd on got some roads
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okay you're over you're over here getting distracted like i'm not i'm not worried about all that wait
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what's up rumble wifey what's your name okay bye no no yeah see you know that's what he wants huh
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that's what he wants to do it's a trap i don't i don't buy it
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i don't buy it no you should do it what the fuck
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a trap for what he's gonna try to raise you up but let me finish this i'm gonna text him on my new
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discord i will never encounter a scenario with random violence ever again probably for the rest of my
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life unless i decide to be a degenerate and go get drunk with my old friends at a stupid place
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unless i do some dumb shit if i actually live my life how i live it i will never encounter random
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violence drug addicts mental illness none of it ever ever again i can walk with my three-year-old
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girls i can walk with my daughters or all my children in absolute safety well andrew what about
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gas stations yeah when my fuck that's gonna be the whole point of the video i'm rich okay he's calling
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me again what what what what what what i'm streaming on rumble right now like this is the one time i
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actually commercial okay i just sent you my thing you don't need to call me again to say the same
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thing i just texted you my my discord on okay hide it it's in your twitter dms don't expose me
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chad i know he this this is what it's gonna be he just got some new hair so he's gonna try to raise
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you up a bit like yeah it's funny yeah fucking entourage rolls up at the gas station with my
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private security teams and blacked out escalades i don't have to worry about some dickhead it's not
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my problem i don't get out the car okay we get jack okay we yeah for five minutes yeah i'm too rich
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for pop you could have said that in one sentence like you understand some of you brokeies may have
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been at a gas station i may have been there imagine that your dream came true i was at the same gas
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station you didn't see me i didn't get i don't fill up my own car with gas i don't do that shit
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it's not my job and you know what's funny cigar break
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you're broke i'm monumentally more physically capable than every single one of you watching
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i am monumentally more physically capable than every single version of man
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i like how there's an editor and they choose to keep the cigar break in just just so that you wait
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for him to talk more like they cut out everything else they cut out the fluff cigar break
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i'm more physically capable than you and i still don't want to be in these scenarios
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it's funny that he's like not trying to be funny and he's just like i am the best you're laughing at
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him not with him pretty much okay i'll tell you i still don't like the idea of having to use my
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insane force and monumental prowess to destroy the jaw of some random psychopath on a fucking subway
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i don't like the idea of those scenarios with my capability you dorks with no capability
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are having to deal with those scenarios you are monumentally less this is nine minutes of
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you're broke you're broke you are monumentally less than me
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three months of jail time and reading the quran and push-ups i thought he's gonna come out with some
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new wisdom but it's just it's good old you know i you're broke i'm better than you
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equipped for the scenario than i am you're not prepared to deal with it like i am and you're the
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ones having to deal with it i could actually handle 99 of this shit i could have fucking hit that dude
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in his sternum dropped him probably wouldn't have died it would roll around the floor like a bitch
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and everyone would have been okay i'm more equipped for this crap than you are and i'm not doing it
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and i never will for the rest of my life so when you come to me and say andrew there was this road
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rage fight what would you have done andrew there was this fight on the airplane what would you have
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done andrew there's this fight on the subway what would you have done andrew look at this guy got
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shot in downtown what would you have done i would have got rich that's what i would have done chat it's
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the same information nothing okay all right chat type of one if you think it's going to be the same
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point for the rest of the video type of two if there's going to be something new i would have got rich
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because i understood the world as fuck i'd put this on a downward trajectory chance of any of
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this shit getting better zero i'd understand there's no right move to making these scenarios
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and what i would have done is dedicate myself to get rich so i never have to deal with any of this
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shit ever yeah that's my answer and let me promise you something it's worked cigar break a message
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from outside the matrix yeah mostly one is it going to be uh yeah okay all right