SNEAKO - October 21, 2023


SNEAKO Rents A Girlfriend In Japan!


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

149.8386

Word Count

1,671

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you can't edit it out so if you say a racial slur or something we're gonna we're gonna get
00:00:06.580 packed up oh that's neon yeah it's neon you know him i saw him on your clips yeah yeah good guy
00:00:13.960 there you think he's alive right now this is so funny we can go down here okay have you tried
00:00:18.800 anything matcha matcha sure i'll try some that's like the coffee thing that makes you poop
00:00:23.120 what no no it's not no it's not coffee okay it's uh we can stop and get anything we want
00:00:31.820 there's a lot of mass out here a lot of what a lot of masks yeah you should uh you said you visited
00:00:40.020 before right yeah i came here for like three weeks in march or april oh okay okay so i am pretty
00:00:46.680 accustomed i know how to say sumimasen and arigato hi oh nice nice nice nice what else do i need to
00:00:53.100 know uh kawaii okay you know what that means uh cute yes kawaii yes kawaii and kakoi means like
00:01:02.620 handsome kakoi yeah i'm kakoi and you're kawaii exactly okay you want to go this way i saw like a
00:01:08.620 kanpai kanpai yes do you drink uh no what does that mean it means like cheers oh okay yeah last time i
00:01:16.480 went to a cat bar and they went instead of kanpai they went nyanpai wow okay that's like a dad joke
00:01:24.120 in japan okay but how's the cat place it was good i just i want to try a bunch of weird stuff today we
00:01:30.800 have some stuff planned we have a good lunch by this is like japanese snack stuff i don't know if you
00:01:37.160 want to try it i've actually never tried it i do but we can pick like a random one do they have the
00:01:42.400 matcha here the matcha is gonna go that way okay yeah so we can walk back that way you know you're
00:01:47.620 very pretty in person oh thank you yeah in person was my instagram not instagram was looking i was
00:01:52.680 like i look at youtube like i can't tell like you know that's true that's true thank you thank you
00:01:57.100 thank you all right let's pick something so what do you do like in life yeah what do you uh i do
00:02:03.920 youtube and make music i like your videos thank you i shut them out thank you thank you i actually
00:02:09.500 really liked your youtube videos back in the day back in the day back in the day all right what do
00:02:15.240 you want to get uh you pick you're the japanese one okay i've never tried this either so if it's not
00:02:21.960 great we'll we'll get something small what do you want to get do you want anything he's grinding
00:02:27.040 okay see my scent
00:02:29.060 do you like oolong tea or no yeah i love oolong tea
00:02:33.820 oh susu me to carry masuka
00:02:35.560 okay okay
00:02:40.700 i just got whatever she recommended okay great it's pretty cheap yeah you're actually taller in
00:02:57.780 person too really yeah i try you try tried my best grew myself we love to see that we love to see
00:03:04.760 that um what have you tried in japan so far what do you mean like when you came in march what did i
00:03:11.720 try um i ate a lot of food i didn't try any of the weird bug stuff okay but i had a bunch of i had
00:03:17.540 the conveyor belt sushi okay which you could do yeah and back then i was drinking so i i was drinking a
00:03:23.580 lot last time i was here right because japan has like a strong drinking culture very strong a lot
00:03:27.520 of beer yeah i don't like beer though you're a girl good green flag it's weird if girls like beer
00:03:33.440 really i don't think so it's a weird thing why it's just such a manly drink it's a giant foamy
00:03:38.560 okay what about carbonated whiskey whiskey's understandable because it's known for it oh i
00:03:43.060 don't like whiskey either uh she said it's 700 yen of course he's already calling me what's up
00:03:48.580 do you have japanese cash or can i have a oolong tea too what do you yeah i'm right here i'm just
00:03:57.500 getting some food real quick oh they don't have the ones all right i'm gonna come right back to
00:04:04.300 the shrine where we started okay all right he's already getting adhd this guy's who neon it's gonna
00:04:11.040 be so weird to see him adjust to japanese culture because he's like fucking this is his first time
00:04:14.720 of course yeah um oh they don't have oolong tea that's fine i'll just get the ice tea
00:04:22.800 yeah ice tea sure i see on a nice moms have you ever been to the philippines i have when i was a
00:04:29.700 little kid really yeah you've been to ghana too yeah i actually grew up mainly in ghana okay yeah
00:04:34.860 it's 850 yen do you have japanese cash for so you're more you're more black than asian
00:04:44.640 uh it's tricky i don't know it's confusing what do you feel like more you feel like you're from
00:04:52.720 america no yeah i'm an american guy i'm an american boy yeah yeah i don't know but it's hard to tell
00:04:59.700 whether i'm more black or asian well i am like literally more asian
00:05:03.380 i was telling chat that if you don't know what to say in japan in the talking just go
00:05:10.840 and it works 90 of the time
00:05:13.200 we got different flavors cheers cheers
00:05:24.700 that almost stuck together i know
00:05:28.120 okay he's calling me freaking out let's go get him
00:05:33.480 oh it's like mochi
00:05:35.920 that is good freaking out because he doesn't know what to do
00:05:40.920 is he also renting the kimono uh yeah nice
00:05:48.020 it's okay
00:05:52.380 oh i'm by far the tallest person here
00:06:00.480 i know the shower is ridiculous it was so
00:06:03.940 imagine i can't imagine if like shaquille o'neal had to use the showers here because i'm like
00:06:08.020 have you stayed in a
00:06:10.140 also there's not one fat person here
00:06:11.700 stayed what
00:06:12.360 um that's true a lot of people are in
00:06:14.620 shape here
00:06:15.920 um have you stayed in a capsule hotel before
00:06:18.100 i have not
00:06:18.900 i feel like shaquille o'neal would not fit in one
00:06:22.320 there's a capsule hotel that's like a little bit oh there they are
00:06:27.000 yeah it's like those booth type places
00:06:30.600 tazzo
00:06:34.960 nice to meet you
00:06:37.840 nice to meet you how you going
00:06:40.560 i think it's fine right now chat is the wi-fi good
00:06:44.740 hi nice to meet you
00:06:48.700 hi nice to meet you
00:06:50.440 wait what the hell
00:06:51.020 what
00:06:52.040 speak english
00:06:52.600 yeah i do
00:06:53.520 were you black
00:06:55.220 yeah black and japanese
00:06:56.820 oh shit
00:06:57.700 that's refreshing
00:06:58.740 not refreshing
00:07:00.400 okay what are we doing
00:07:02.680 uh we're waiting for a couple of other people that we're gonna get our kimonos
00:07:06.040 you didn't buy me any food it's all good
00:07:07.540 you didn't ask for anything
00:07:08.420 i feel like there's a lot here though
00:07:12.760 come on shark
00:07:17.500 but why is it doing that
00:07:28.060 oh shit
00:07:30.180 you got it like under a spell
00:07:31.440 yo he got one he got one
00:07:33.780 you have to catch that
00:07:34.880 bro move move move oh god damn it
00:07:39.480 nidos can you see that
00:07:40.320 it doesn't even look like a real fish that looks like a robot
00:07:46.980 that's an ai
00:07:48.740 here come dummy
00:07:50.340 yeah what do i do with this
00:07:52.740 wait sneaker sneaker sneaker sneaker sneaker sneaker sneaker sneaker
00:07:55.620 oh oh oh yo yo yo
00:07:57.620 oh that was a fucking huge
00:07:59.740 yo what the
00:08:00.780 thank you
00:08:01.540 she got a monster
00:08:02.500 thank you thank you
00:08:03.540 oh my god thank you
00:08:05.820 you got the biggest
00:08:06.400 what the
00:08:06.900 is that a pet or no
00:08:08.060 i got one
00:08:09.020 this shit is huge
00:08:10.220 thank you
00:08:11.300 oh thank you
00:08:13.620 oh my gosh i fully
00:08:14.740 you want to take a picture
00:08:16.300 yeah can i take a picture
00:08:17.700 it's like he
00:08:19.600 okay
00:08:26.880 yo yo yo yo
00:08:28.480 yeah
00:08:29.200 yeah
00:08:29.280 oh
00:08:30.080 oh
00:08:34.080 help me help me help me help me
00:08:35.900 can i get the net let me get the net
00:08:38.640 net net net net net
00:08:41.420 that fucker that fucking shark
00:08:44.140 you need my body bro
00:08:49.200 finally that fucker
00:08:51.120 i got the shark
00:08:54.000 joe
00:08:58.080 wait i want to see that
00:08:59.200 finally
00:09:00.000 me too wait
00:09:02.720 you fucker
00:09:04.320 you motherfucker
00:09:06.880 wait i want to see the shark
00:09:09.040 dumb stupid idiot got you
00:09:11.360 what now
00:09:12.400 what now
00:09:14.080 oh man
00:09:14.880 oh my god
00:09:15.840 we're gonna eat
00:09:16.560 wait can we eat this
00:09:18.080 we're about to eat
00:09:19.520 wow
00:09:20.880 you don't even know what it is
00:09:22.480 pretty bad activity yeah
00:09:24.160 but
00:09:25.440 you're not like that
00:09:26.320 that's why you're special
00:09:28.800 moving on
00:09:30.000 you feel the electricity flying
00:09:31.280 you're a muso suit
00:09:32.400 yeah
00:09:32.800 let's get your muso suit
00:09:34.000 i'm getting lost in your own
00:09:34.880 vaccinated eyes
00:09:35.840 okay let's get lost in this muso suit
00:09:38.000 oh someone's getting alcohol
00:09:41.760 go for it
00:09:45.120 you bought her you didn't even give me my 5k back neon
00:09:51.280 you're buying her designer shit and you go give my money back
00:09:54.720 first of all
00:09:55.760 what the fuck
00:09:57.520 second of all
00:09:58.560 no no no no cool
00:10:00.160 um
00:10:00.480 i can't
00:10:01.920 i also over
00:10:02.560 yeah don't
00:10:03.360 you're over 40
00:10:04.480 i swear to god i over 40 kids
00:10:05.760 wait really
00:10:06.480 yes i'm not bad right now
00:10:07.600 it's a 25
00:10:08.080 so you can speak
00:10:09.200 how are you over 40 kids
00:10:10.640 um
00:10:11.040 just a
00:10:12.240 long story
00:10:12.640 you know
00:10:12.880 fun story
00:10:13.680 long story
00:10:14.320 i don't know
00:10:14.960 i don't know
00:10:16.480 guys
00:10:16.880 are you
00:10:17.520 what's your disabled
00:10:18.240 i'm really
00:10:19.200 eating with hands equals high testosterone
00:10:21.840 i'm tired
00:10:22.400 five hours in
00:10:23.040 in
00:10:23.600 it
00:10:24.320 doesn't feel like five hours
00:10:25.280 it's not good about it
00:10:26.000 it's because we haven't like
00:10:26.640 like
00:10:26.960 don't poke your own mouth
00:10:28.160 i don't like
00:10:28.400 tap in the cover for a few of them
00:10:36.400 imagine being in
00:10:47.280 i feel like you don't have a bad voice
00:10:50.480 i almost got the lyrics too
00:10:53.600 i i
00:10:55.500 wrong
00:10:56.680 no
00:10:58.840 i
00:10:59.400 i
00:11:00.360 i
00:11:02.840 i
00:11:04.920 i
00:11:05.440 this
00:11:06.060 that
00:11:07.080 is
00:11:07.960 you
00:11:08.380 you