SNEAKO - February 02, 2023


SNEAKO Retakes The IQ Test


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

61.89015

Word Count

1,647

Sentence Count

377

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.400 Make sure I don't make a stupid face when the fucking, the results come in, okay.
00:00:04.800 Is this the right one? Adonis doesn't quit, you'll get at least 110.
00:00:07.920 Bro, why the hell is the chat fucking fucking, like, what's going on, bro?
00:00:11.600 Is it my Wi-Fi? Oh, here we go, okay, okay.
00:00:15.080 Nicko says, W95IQ, suck my dick, bro. I need vindication.
00:00:19.240 I need vindication. Okay, chat.
00:00:22.220 Bro, I need, I, okay. Let's just do it.
00:00:25.520 Chat, I'm ignoring you, I'm going quiet.
00:00:27.100 But, don't fucking be autistic.
00:00:29.600 Is rumble working, bro? What the fuck, bro?
00:00:32.860 Is there lag in the chat? Are you guys good?
00:00:34.980 Why the hell?
00:00:36.220 Okay, okay, I'm taking it, I'm taking it, stop calling, okay.
00:00:40.780 Obviously, say.
00:00:48.180 Can you see? You can see, okay.
00:00:54.740 Chat, do it with me. I'm not looking at the chat.
00:00:57.100 It's gotta be E.
00:01:13.680 Circle, square, triangle.
00:01:19.040 Triangle, it's gotta be F.
00:01:23.080 It's gotta be F.
00:01:35.500 I almost pressed E, it's gotta be F.
00:01:39.180 W pattern recognition.
00:01:41.160 It's gotta be D.
00:01:42.460 Simple, simple, simple.
00:01:44.780 Simple, simple.
00:01:45.960 One, two, three.
00:01:47.000 Three, four, five.
00:01:49.540 Four, five.
00:01:51.140 Okay, folk.
00:01:53.060 It's gotta be E.
00:01:53.940 It's gotta be E.
00:01:58.420 Ready for all the liberals fucking to screenshot this, bro.
00:02:00.780 I'm not, if I get lower than 95, my career's over.
00:02:04.580 Ah, ah, ah!
00:02:05.580 Okay, okay.
00:02:06.080 Okay, um, one, two, three, two, three, four, three, four, five.
00:02:12.360 It's gotta be E.
00:02:16.460 Sigh.
00:02:16.740 I don't know, bro.
00:02:26.920 Um.
00:02:29.760 What the fuck is the pattern here?
00:02:35.680 Um.
00:02:40.120 Um.
00:02:40.640 Chad, I got 22 minutes.
00:02:45.800 Can you see?
00:02:47.020 Can you see the timer?
00:02:47.840 Oh, no, you can't see the timer.
00:02:51.960 Okay.
00:02:54.260 Um.
00:02:55.900 22 minutes.
00:02:56.580 Okay, okay.
00:02:57.000 Just fucking click one.
00:02:58.560 Click one, bro.
00:02:59.640 Fuck.
00:03:00.760 Um, okay.
00:03:01.480 Can't be D, because D's already here.
00:03:03.720 Um.
00:03:06.940 What the fuck is the pattern?
00:03:08.500 Um.
00:03:08.620 Um.
00:03:10.640 Shit.
00:03:13.800 Okay, it can't be E.
00:03:14.700 E's on the left.
00:03:18.580 Um.
00:03:19.180 It's not F.
00:03:20.120 I don't think there's any repeats, because there's no repeats on here.
00:03:22.600 So, it's not D, E, or F.
00:03:24.420 I'm thinking C.
00:03:26.880 Yeah.
00:03:27.900 I'm thinking, yes, it's C.
00:03:29.580 Because it flips upside down, upside down.
00:03:31.380 Yeah, it's C.
00:03:38.000 Um.
00:03:38.360 Um.
00:03:41.540 Top right, top right, top right, top right.
00:03:43.600 Bottom right, bottom right, bottom right, bottom right.
00:03:44.900 So, bottom left.
00:03:46.520 It's bottom left.
00:03:47.900 And the ball should be, so it's got to be D.
00:03:55.040 It's got to be D.
00:03:55.820 It should be pointing up.
00:04:08.620 And it's the same in both corners.
00:04:13.760 Now, is it?
00:04:14.780 Yeah, right side, right side.
00:04:16.140 So, is it C or D?
00:04:20.480 It's, um.
00:04:23.900 It's D.
00:04:25.740 It's D.
00:04:28.420 It's D.
00:04:32.420 It's D.
00:04:35.660 Okay.
00:04:37.440 21 minutes.
00:04:38.980 How am I doing, Chad?
00:04:39.620 What is it?
00:04:42.780 What's Chad saying?
00:04:49.660 Um.
00:04:54.580 Um.
00:04:55.020 It should be this one.
00:05:08.380 It should be A, right?
00:05:16.760 20 minutes.
00:05:17.380 Um.
00:05:28.840 Uh.
00:05:30.060 Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
00:05:31.540 Okay, okay, okay.
00:05:32.300 So, it's got to be black.
00:05:33.780 Because there's already three gray.
00:05:35.920 And.
00:05:36.280 I think it should be A.
00:05:55.360 No.
00:05:56.200 It's not A.
00:05:57.740 It's B.
00:05:58.460 It's, um.
00:06:02.500 It's not A.
00:06:03.720 It's B, right?
00:06:05.080 Like, is B on the board already?
00:06:17.300 No.
00:06:17.780 It's got to be, um.
00:06:19.680 It's got to be F.
00:06:26.380 Why would it be F, though?
00:06:28.440 Because.
00:06:35.080 Chad, am I wasting time?
00:06:44.320 Um, um, um, um, um.
00:06:45.220 Fuck!
00:06:46.780 Get your head in the game.
00:06:47.480 Get your head in the game.
00:06:48.020 Get your head in the game.
00:06:48.880 Get your head in the game.
00:06:49.420 It's B or F.
00:06:59.880 Or, no, it's A.
00:07:01.140 Fuck!
00:07:02.480 Um.
00:07:05.800 Chad, is this, is this the same exact test, or do they change the answers?
00:07:08.480 But I'm going with F.
00:07:19.840 Fuck it.
00:07:20.500 I'm going with F.
00:07:20.940 Fuck it.
00:07:21.940 Fuck it.
00:07:22.980 Um.
00:07:24.900 Easy.
00:07:25.680 It's got to be B.
00:07:27.940 Easy.
00:07:28.600 Simple.
00:07:29.540 Simple.
00:07:31.380 Simple.
00:07:31.620 Simple.
00:07:34.620 Um.
00:07:34.980 It's got to be a circle.
00:07:38.500 And.
00:07:41.880 Sideways line.
00:07:48.960 Because.
00:07:52.140 There's C, yeah.
00:07:53.160 A.
00:07:57.380 Or.
00:08:04.980 Yeah.
00:08:09.200 Yep.
00:08:16.100 And focus.
00:08:16.720 And focus.
00:08:17.040 And focus.
00:08:17.080 Ah!
00:08:24.660 Um.
00:08:34.980 It's got to be a three.
00:08:38.700 And it's got to, it should be pointing up.
00:08:43.320 It's F.
00:08:47.140 Um.
00:08:51.900 It's got to be F, right?
00:08:55.340 F, it could be A.
00:08:57.780 No.
00:08:58.900 It's F.
00:09:03.200 Or is it B?
00:09:04.980 No, it's not B.
00:09:10.820 Because it's, B's already there.
00:09:12.780 It could be A, but I don't think so because.
00:09:21.140 No, it could be B.
00:09:22.240 It could be B.
00:09:23.440 Because.
00:09:27.520 Yeah.
00:09:27.960 Is it B or F?
00:09:28.720 I think it's, I think it's B.
00:09:30.200 B.
00:09:30.260 B.
00:09:34.980 No, no, no.
00:09:42.780 What's up?
00:09:44.540 Is it?
00:09:45.040 Is it F?
00:10:06.840 F or B for, bro?
00:10:17.120 Fuck!
00:10:24.520 No, because there's no repeats.
00:10:26.400 There's no repeats.
00:10:27.360 So it's got to be A or F.
00:10:30.380 But I don't think it's A.
00:10:32.040 Let me go F.
00:10:32.520 Okay.
00:10:34.240 Um.
00:10:36.660 Um.
00:10:39.240 Fifteen minutes.
00:10:45.380 What the fuck?
00:10:46.980 Fuck.
00:10:47.080 I think it's got to be D.
00:11:13.040 Because 90 degree angle and then there.
00:11:18.040 90 degree angle and then boom.
00:11:19.920 90 degree angle and then it would be here.
00:11:23.340 D.
00:11:30.760 Let's see.
00:11:31.720 Simple.
00:11:32.640 Simple.
00:11:33.760 It's got to be C, right?
00:11:34.980 Because.
00:11:35.800 Two, two, three, four.
00:11:38.940 Um.
00:11:39.360 Um.
00:11:39.640 Um.
00:11:39.880 Um.
00:11:40.160 No.
00:11:42.560 No.
00:11:42.980 It's F.
00:11:46.140 It's F.
00:11:47.580 No, it's not.
00:11:48.260 F is there.
00:11:48.700 Retard.
00:11:49.100 Retard.
00:11:49.520 Retard.
00:11:49.880 Retard.
00:11:51.360 Retard call in the chat.
00:11:52.500 Chat in my fucking phone.
00:11:54.160 Okay.
00:11:54.400 Okay.
00:11:54.540 Okay.
00:11:54.920 Okay.
00:11:55.240 Okay.
00:11:55.440 Okay.
00:11:55.960 Okay.
00:11:56.440 Okay.
00:11:56.900 Okay.
00:12:03.700 See.
00:12:04.460 Um.
00:12:12.180 Um.
00:12:15.500 It's got to be A.
00:12:17.320 Because.
00:12:18.420 Cross, cross, cross, square, square, square, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
00:12:20.520 Or no.
00:12:21.000 It could be F.
00:12:23.960 Why is it not F?
00:12:26.260 Because.
00:12:29.120 Because this one.
00:12:30.420 So.
00:12:35.180 It's got to be A.
00:12:37.180 It's got to be A.
00:12:47.360 20.
00:12:47.820 Oh, my God, bro.
00:12:59.260 This is hard as fuck, bro.
00:13:01.220 Oh.
00:13:01.320 It could be B.
00:13:21.040 I think it's A or B.
00:13:35.440 I'm going to go A.
00:13:36.080 I'm going to go A.
00:13:36.460 We got 12 minutes.
00:13:37.340 Oh, chat.
00:13:37.700 How many questions are there?
00:13:38.820 How many questions are there?
00:13:40.380 Because I got 11 minutes.
00:13:41.940 How many questions are there, chat?
00:13:42.840 Okay.
00:13:42.940 I got to speed up.
00:13:50.400 I got to speed up.
00:13:50.900 Um.
00:13:57.660 Um.
00:14:04.580 B.
00:14:04.940 Fuck this.
00:14:09.020 Chat, how many questions?
00:14:11.000 A hundred?
00:14:15.800 Yeah, how many people are watching this stream?
00:14:17.100 Did everybody leave?
00:14:19.360 No one's watching this?
00:14:20.420 Oh, shit.
00:14:21.020 Both people joined.
00:14:21.760 Okay.
00:14:22.240 All right.
00:14:22.660 There's people.
00:14:25.440 Okay.
00:14:26.020 11 minutes.
00:14:26.500 Okay.
00:14:26.780 Okay.
00:14:26.940 Okay.
00:14:28.860 Um.
00:14:29.260 Ball, middle, ball, middle, ball, middle, square, square.
00:14:40.800 E.
00:14:42.440 E.
00:14:44.780 10 minutes.
00:14:45.440 10 minutes.
00:14:48.040 Um.
00:14:49.120 Bro, this reminds me of this fucking school, bro.
00:14:52.040 Um.
00:14:52.380 Um.
00:14:59.260 F.
00:15:06.340 No.
00:15:07.880 Triangle, circle, B.
00:15:14.780 Is it B or F?
00:15:20.720 B's already there.
00:15:21.680 F.
00:15:27.760 F.
00:15:29.260 Um.
00:15:35.180 Chat, are you sure this is the right test?
00:15:48.280 I don't know, bro.
00:15:49.300 Nine minutes.
00:15:51.500 Chat, you said there's how many questions?
00:15:57.100 Um.
00:15:57.500 Um.
00:15:57.740 Um.
00:15:57.980 Um.
00:15:58.160 Um.
00:15:58.300 Um.
00:15:58.440 Um.
00:15:58.660 Um.
00:15:58.800 Um.
00:15:58.940 Um.
00:15:59.040 Um.
00:15:59.140 Um.
00:15:59.260 Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:16:00.760 I can't focus.
00:16:02.540 Um.
00:16:06.560 F.
00:16:06.880 Um.
00:16:09.940 Um.
00:16:29.260 Chat, what did Nick Fuentes, what did Nick Fuentes, what did Destiny get on this?
00:16:42.040 Retard, retard, retard, retard, retard, retard, retard, retard, retard, retard.
00:16:45.140 Um, um, um, um, um, um, it's repeat, repeat.
00:16:48.780 Repeat.
00:16:49.140 Repeat.
00:16:49.280 Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, one, one, one, one, one, zero.
00:17:10.400 It's got to be no black ball again.
00:17:12.900 It's got to be no black ball.
00:17:14.020 You see?
00:17:14.640 Because two, two, two, two, two, two, one, one, one, one, none.
00:17:20.100 And there's only F is, is that retarded?
00:17:23.940 Am I, am I retarded?
00:17:25.100 Or is it F?
00:17:27.940 Two, two, one.
00:17:28.920 Well, what about the sticks?
00:17:30.600 Because the sticks don't point.
00:17:32.020 They point, they point that direction, and then they point F.
00:17:39.320 Um, bro, if I get a lower score, this shit is over, bro.
00:18:06.500 So, Chad, can I just end it now?
00:18:10.580 Is that an L, Chad?
00:18:11.960 If I just end this shit now and hide it?
00:18:15.140 Or I dishonor my family?
00:18:18.960 Um, I looked it up, bro.
00:18:22.440 The average score is 100 in America.
00:18:26.700 Um.
00:18:27.060 Um.
00:18:36.500 What?
00:18:46.180 Bro, don't tell me how the fuck does some nerd get this right, Chad?
00:18:49.900 Can I just give up?
00:18:51.400 What do you think I...
00:18:52.120 Okay, I know it's boring, Chad.
00:18:58.840 I need, I need, okay, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:19:01.940 Shut the fuck up, Chad, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:19:07.180 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28.
00:19:10.300 Um.
00:19:14.180 Um.
00:19:21.380 Six minutes, though.
00:19:23.660 Uh.
00:19:26.180 Bro, my brain is not even fucking working.
00:19:28.220 Um, okay, okay, I got it.
00:19:41.900 I don't know.
00:19:42.780 I don't know, I'm guessing on this one.
00:19:44.540 I don't know.
00:19:45.200 I gotta speed up.
00:19:45.980 We got five minutes, bro.
00:19:47.020 29, um.
00:19:49.600 29.
00:19:50.960 Shut up.
00:19:58.220 30, 28, 28, 28, 28, 27, 29.
00:20:06.400 Let's see.
00:20:36.400 It's Eve.
00:21:06.400 Right, I don't know, man.
00:21:25.160 2-1-1, 2-4-4, 4-4.
00:21:34.380 It wouldn't go up.
00:21:36.400 I think it's, I think it's B, I think it's B, I think it's B.
00:21:58.400 Okay.
00:21:59.400 So we got three minutes.
00:22:05.400 Four more questions.
00:22:06.400 32, 33, 34, yeah.
00:22:08.400 Okay, okay, okay.
00:22:09.400 Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
00:22:15.400 What the fuck?
00:22:18.400 Does it calculate time into this, bro?
00:22:19.400 Um.
00:22:20.400 Does it calculate time into this, bro?
00:22:30.400 Um.
00:22:31.400 Does it calculate time into this, bro?
00:22:44.400 Um.
00:22:45.400 Um.
00:22:46.400 Um.
00:22:47.400 Um.
00:22:48.400 Yeah, I'm not gonna hear it from the end of it if Destiny fucking, okay.
00:23:03.400 Um.
00:23:04.400 Um.
00:23:05.400 No, no.
00:23:06.400 It's A.
00:23:10.400 Two minutes.
00:23:11.400 Um.
00:23:12.400 No, no.
00:23:13.400 It's A.
00:23:14.400 Two minutes.
00:23:17.400 Two minutes.
00:23:18.400 Two.
00:23:19.400 Two.
00:23:20.400 Two minutes.
00:23:22.400 Sixth minute.
00:23:24.400 Two minutes.
00:23:25.800 Two minutes.
00:23:28.400 Three minutes.
00:23:29.400 Two minutes.
00:23:30.400 Three.
00:23:31.400 Two minutes.
00:23:32.400 Two minutes.
00:23:37.400 Three minutes.
00:23:39.400 Four minutes.
00:23:40.400 Three minutes.
00:23:42.400 Three.
00:23:43.400 Ten.
00:23:44.400 Two minutes.
00:23:45.400 Three.
00:23:46.400 Nine.
00:23:47.400 Thank you.
00:24:17.400 Thank you.
00:24:47.400 Thank you.
00:24:56.400 This one, no, this one fucked me up.
00:24:58.560 I don't know.
00:25:03.580 I don't know.
00:25:32.620 I don't know.
00:25:37.620 What the fuck?
00:25:39.180 Bro.
00:25:46.180 What?
00:25:48.180 What?
00:25:48.700 What?
00:25:49.700 What?
00:25:56.700 What?
00:25:58.700 What?
00:25:59.700 What?
00:26:05.700 What?
00:26:06.700 What?
00:26:07.700 What?
00:26:08.700 What?
00:26:09.700 What?
00:26:10.700 What?
00:26:11.700 What?
00:26:12.700 What?
00:26:16.700 What?
00:26:17.700 What?
00:26:18.700 All right, I'm done with this fucking bullshit, bro.
00:26:33.700 That's it.
00:26:34.700 This is your job?