SNEAKO - October 23, 2023


SNEAKO & RiceGum Best Stream Moments From Japan


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

165.52

Word Count

3,721

Sentence Count

596

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

In this episode, we have our first guest on the pod, and it's not what you thought it would be! We talk about a bunch of random stuff, but mostly we talk about food and ramen.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 yeah yeah black and Japanese oh shit that's refreshing oh that's huh oh we're waiting for
00:00:14.880 a couple of other people that we're gonna get our kimonos you didn't buy me any food it's all good
00:00:18.120 you didn't ask for anything this is Eddie from steak by the way yeah oh yeah you are
00:00:21.560 don't make him gamble uh yeah does he gamble how old are you I'm 24 oh what the how old does she
00:00:29.580 look he has a weird past with a bunch of you know young people yeah this is not true
00:00:33.300 no way yeah if you don't feel safe around him he's a little creepy just let me know okay I'll
00:00:41.800 let you know okay oh do you speak Japanese as well yeah I do oh that's too easy a little more
00:00:48.940 difficult okay I'm not gonna say that but um you're the fucking worst friend ever why did I
00:00:57.600 come and link you here get out of here man bro what was I saying right before let me go help
00:01:04.500 him out he's freaking out I come back and this is what you do oh hey no it's fine you're on
00:01:11.040 blazing people time exactly nice to meet you bro he's your the mic on we just mic you up yeah we
00:01:17.760 are live oh my gosh okay thank you put it uh the other way yeah that way so what's your name it's a
00:01:26.640 little hard to pronounce uh marintia marintia yeah and where are you from ghana in japan how long
00:01:32.580 have you lived in japan um I kind of came back like earlier this year but I went to middle school
00:01:37.020 here you did yeah so you're from japan yeah my mom's japanese okay yeah my dad's from ghana okay
00:01:43.860 you should visit ghana too at some point just say we'll focus on japan for now that's true
00:01:48.840 you're blazing I am you are too right I'm also blazing wow wow you know it's good to see some of my
00:01:54.440 people there's not very many of us out there in the world have you been here before where are we
00:01:58.080 so I actually used to work near here okay during college um this is asakusa it's like a more
00:02:04.220 traditional part of tokyo okay so there's a lot of street food there's the shrine don't kill yourself
00:02:10.380 I'm already up one no way
00:02:14.820 no why would you do that
00:02:21.600 why are you laughing to me
00:02:25.860 it's mwahaha bro bro this is impossible easy
00:02:38.880 the rice crash yet
00:02:55.860 what is he driving I got the porsche rice what car you got a nissan it feels slow right
00:03:08.200 does it feel slow
00:03:15.120 it's just kind of slow right right right
00:03:20.020 it's about the crispy turns I guess
00:03:24.020 yeah you know I drive a hellcat I'm good
00:03:30.720 easy
00:03:39.840 I think I'm in second
00:03:42.680 that's it
00:03:47.720 why are there cutscenes in this game
00:03:50.480 he finished first
00:03:52.880 this is a lamb of hell
00:03:55.020 I got it first shot
00:03:57.960 it's probably not over
00:04:03.720 I like how they even need to make this dramatic
00:04:13.960 if you don't show a drive you're really not living shot
00:04:23.400 yes sir
00:04:28.600 Yes, sir.
00:04:55.520 Bro, he keeps finishing before me.
00:04:57.420 Did I get first, right at the last second?
00:04:58.940 Did you see that?
00:05:00.320 Yeah.
00:05:02.880 It's fun, though.
00:05:03.640 I think it's bullshit, but it's fun.
00:05:04.540 Wait, am I serving?
00:05:05.580 No.
00:05:06.060 A guy says something in the chat.
00:05:08.020 I looked over.
00:05:08.900 I'm like, what the fuck?
00:05:09.580 It said Snuko doesn't chew.
00:05:11.480 So I look over there.
00:05:12.840 He's like...
00:05:14.100 I inhale.
00:05:15.180 He, like, doesn't chew.
00:05:16.440 What are you going to chew with this?
00:05:17.740 I love it.
00:05:18.580 You don't chew this.
00:05:19.500 Just eat it.
00:05:20.320 He does not chew.
00:05:21.040 You chew noodles?
00:05:22.500 Just eat it.
00:05:23.320 What's wrong with you guys?
00:05:26.160 Bro, he does not chew.
00:05:28.140 Just eat it.
00:05:28.660 Watch, guys.
00:05:29.300 Everyone watch.
00:05:30.160 What the fuck?
00:05:31.240 He does not chew.
00:05:34.900 Ew.
00:05:35.920 Ew.
00:05:36.600 Oh, my God.
00:05:38.680 What?
00:05:39.020 Is that weird?
00:05:39.720 Oh, shit.
00:05:40.700 This fool does not chew.
00:05:42.320 No.
00:05:42.580 I haven't talked to you since then.
00:05:44.260 Yeah.
00:05:44.880 Let me show you the last text you sent me.
00:05:46.680 But don't repeat it.
00:05:47.640 I won't.
00:05:48.080 I won't.
00:05:48.360 He's getting breastfed.
00:05:49.580 Really?
00:05:50.020 I want to see.
00:05:50.580 I don't want to see that.
00:05:52.580 Here we go see.
00:05:54.080 Damn.
00:05:54.300 He's showing me text from...
00:05:55.620 The last thing they sent me.
00:05:56.640 Don't repeat it.
00:06:00.040 This was brutal, bro.
00:06:01.460 I had to like...
00:06:02.480 I slept for like two days after this.
00:06:04.080 Wait, can I say it?
00:06:07.500 Um.
00:06:08.600 I could...
00:06:09.240 Here.
00:06:11.200 I'll tell you later.
00:06:12.340 I'll tell you later.
00:06:13.160 I'll tell you later.
00:06:13.940 I'm just...
00:06:14.540 It's covered up.
00:06:15.080 It's fine.
00:06:15.920 It's fine.
00:06:16.480 Damn, bro.
00:06:17.660 I mean...
00:06:18.120 Well, because it's like...
00:06:21.440 If someone texted me that I'm like...
00:06:23.760 Because it's either you like don't text at all.
00:06:26.260 Like you...
00:06:27.020 He could have just left them on read, right?
00:06:29.360 Yeah, I could have.
00:06:29.820 He could have just ghosted you forever.
00:06:32.980 But he had to let you know one last thing.
00:06:35.720 Yeah.
00:06:36.280 But now Chad's like...
00:06:37.240 What is he asking?
00:06:38.140 What is he asking?
00:06:39.000 Yeah.
00:06:40.480 But to what transpired that?
00:06:41.820 Like, did you do anything?
00:06:42.760 We were just like revising and going back and forth.
00:06:44.860 And he didn't like the last version.
00:06:46.760 Gotcha.
00:06:47.980 Didn't like the style.
00:06:49.000 Well...
00:06:49.880 At least you got that encounter.
00:06:51.540 And you learned from your...
00:06:52.640 You know what I mean?
00:06:53.200 Will I get married to Sarah Safari?
00:06:55.460 Can I ask you now?
00:06:56.620 First name?
00:06:57.800 My name?
00:06:58.440 Yes, first name.
00:06:59.400 Hubert.
00:06:59.900 Your name?
00:07:00.320 Hubert.
00:07:00.860 Hubert.
00:07:01.300 Hubert will get married with Sarah?
00:07:04.380 Sarah, yeah.
00:07:04.860 Sarah, yeah.
00:07:05.700 Sarah.
00:07:06.200 What do you say stop when you decide?
00:07:09.140 Stop.
00:07:09.900 Oh, yes, ma'am.
00:07:14.460 The star, the lover, the sun.
00:07:20.720 Oh, yes.
00:07:21.520 This means marriage.
00:07:23.200 Marriage.
00:07:23.540 Marriage.
00:07:23.700 At the last, at the last, you will get married if you want to.
00:07:36.400 But now, not so...
00:07:39.380 It's not going to happen?
00:07:40.900 It's not happening.
00:07:41.460 It's not happening.
00:07:42.160 It's not happening.
00:07:43.200 But if you like to get married with Sarah, but the situation is not so good.
00:07:50.900 Sometimes, you would like to try to get married with Sarah, but the situation is not so good.
00:08:00.620 The situation is not so good.
00:08:02.120 So, I'm trying to get married, but the situation is not good.
00:08:04.420 Not good.
00:08:05.420 And you still tell the truth.
00:08:07.660 You don't want to start to get married.
00:08:11.240 What?
00:08:12.120 The world?
00:08:13.620 The devil.
00:08:14.680 Oh!
00:08:14.820 Three, four, five, six.
00:08:23.380 That's the bathroom.
00:08:24.720 Seven.
00:08:25.160 Astaghfirullah, astaghfirullah, astaghfirullah, astaghfirullah, astaghfirullah.
00:08:28.740 What's up, man?
00:08:29.520 How you doing, Neon?
00:08:31.100 I'm doing good.
00:08:31.900 I missed you, bro.
00:08:32.840 Missed you, too.
00:08:33.300 Where you at?
00:08:33.800 I'm in Chinatown.
00:08:35.720 You're in Chinatown?
00:08:36.640 Wait, you're streaming?
00:08:37.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:38.100 I just committed to Shirk by accident.
00:08:39.960 We went to some witchcraft tarot reading cards.
00:08:41.920 Got my palm reading.
00:08:43.700 No way.
00:08:44.380 It's fun here, yeah.
00:08:45.400 Where are you?
00:08:47.160 We're going with Brad and Steve Rice to Nixon's hotel, the fucking cool place, man.
00:08:53.020 Send me the address.
00:08:54.320 Who else is going?
00:08:56.460 I feel like you left out a name.
00:08:59.080 Yeah, I'm here, bud.
00:09:01.120 Now I'm good off that.
00:09:03.500 No, Seiko, come.
00:09:04.920 Nah, I'm good.
00:09:08.040 Phantom.
00:09:09.620 Phantom.
00:09:10.420 Hey, Phantom, I'm live.
00:09:11.280 What's up?
00:09:13.580 Yo.
00:09:14.380 You taking a shower?
00:09:18.180 I just woke up.
00:09:19.860 Good morning, man.
00:09:20.600 It's midnight in Tokyo.
00:09:23.860 We're in Japan.
00:09:25.100 I'm in Japan.
00:09:27.800 So it's like midnight over there.
00:09:32.840 I just popped a Xan 50,000 in Japan.
00:09:35.280 Phantom, how you been?
00:09:36.340 It's cool.
00:09:39.220 What y'all want?
00:09:40.000 Where are we going?
00:09:41.220 Where are we going right now?
00:09:42.000 We're going to this place called Kujira.
00:09:44.140 Kujira.
00:09:45.060 It means wagon.
00:09:46.420 He looks so sleepy.
00:09:47.340 Oh, I'm in Japan.
00:09:48.680 Oh, I'm in Japan.
00:09:49.680 Oh, and I forgot everything else.
00:09:51.960 Yeah, I'm in Japan.
00:09:53.060 Thank you.
00:09:53.560 Thank you.
00:09:54.260 Sumimasen with it.
00:09:55.340 Yeah.
00:09:57.720 What happened?
00:09:58.260 I said, sumimasen with it.
00:10:00.080 What the fuck is you doing with the game?
00:10:07.160 Fuck you.
00:10:07.820 Fuck you, Phantom.
00:10:09.460 Hey, man.
00:10:09.960 Hey, you later.
00:10:10.460 All right, bro.
00:10:11.600 Bye.
00:10:15.760 She's saying no camera.
00:10:21.100 Yeah, she's saying no camera on the other side.
00:10:23.820 Just up that side.
00:10:24.540 Thank you so much, man.
00:10:27.460 Friends?
00:10:28.920 Thanks, bro.
00:10:30.860 L Street.
00:10:32.500 Make safe.
00:10:33.600 All right, um.
00:10:35.080 Can I go?
00:10:35.600 Three?
00:10:35.980 Yeah.
00:10:36.840 Upstairs.
00:10:37.500 How's the floor?
00:10:38.260 Upstairs?
00:10:38.960 Where is the street?
00:10:40.400 Um, we'll be right back.
00:10:43.860 84?
00:10:44.440 You can?
00:10:45.140 84?
00:10:45.600 Yeah.
00:10:46.320 Okay, you guys like my street?
00:10:47.900 Uh, yeah.
00:10:48.880 Yeah, go.
00:10:49.920 Hi, I can't go.
00:10:51.140 Look, how you feel?
00:10:51.920 Look, I'm stepping.
00:10:53.040 Look at my toes.
00:10:55.980 You know what I'm saying?
00:10:57.660 What's the significance of the floor?
00:10:58.940 Tight.
00:10:59.880 Tight.
00:11:02.060 Why are you asking the white guy about that?
00:11:03.580 Yeah.
00:11:04.000 He knows a lot.
00:11:04.700 No, because it really goes back.
00:11:05.860 I'm half Filipino.
00:11:07.000 Like, so as the Asian representative here,
00:11:08.780 it really, I have no idea what it is.
00:11:10.580 But I think it's like,
00:11:11.520 it has to do with the ninjas and the samurai and the...
00:11:13.940 I'm looking fly.
00:11:15.560 Hey.
00:11:17.020 Hey.
00:11:19.240 Yeah.
00:11:19.500 How do I look?
00:11:28.240 Good?
00:11:29.320 Thank you, man.
00:11:29.960 Hey, let's get us a nyam pig.
00:11:30.880 Who's better, chat?
00:11:31.600 Be honest.
00:11:32.280 Okay, ready, ready?
00:11:32.720 Do the peace line.
00:11:36.400 Yeah, what?
00:11:37.300 What?
00:11:37.940 Drippy.
00:11:38.920 Drippy.
00:11:39.780 Water.
00:11:42.420 Ice.
00:11:43.100 You say ice.
00:11:43.940 Ice.
00:11:44.280 Ice.
00:11:44.800 Yeah.
00:11:46.640 Ice trader gang.
00:11:48.420 Yeah, it's so cool.
00:11:49.480 It's so cool.
00:11:50.580 He's asking how much it is.
00:11:54.180 You want it?
00:11:55.380 If you let me drive it, I'll give it to you.
00:11:58.500 Okay?
00:11:59.320 Trade.
00:12:00.120 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:01.680 You always have me there.
00:12:02.820 Yeah, watch.
00:12:03.660 What?
00:12:04.220 Drippy.
00:12:05.360 Drippy.
00:12:05.640 Water.
00:12:06.540 Ice.
00:12:09.460 You say ice.
00:12:10.280 Ice.
00:12:10.780 Ice.
00:12:11.420 Yeah.
00:12:13.100 Ice trader gang.
00:12:16.840 He's asking how much it is.
00:12:20.520 You want it?
00:12:21.700 If you let me drive it, I'll give it to you.
00:12:24.940 Okay?
00:12:25.660 Trade.
00:12:26.460 No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:27.980 You always have me there.
00:12:29.200 Yeah.
00:12:29.540 It's just this rickshaw is getting me tired, man.
00:12:36.220 Seeing him run is just like I'm getting exhausted.
00:12:38.000 Oh, you're getting tired from him.
00:12:39.100 Yeah, I know.
00:12:39.780 Look at him.
00:12:40.120 He's like a slave.
00:12:40.900 It's great.
00:12:42.280 Don't you just want to, even though you're half black, don't you want to get revenge?
00:12:44.400 Oh, my God.
00:12:45.880 No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:46.920 I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:12:47.540 You weren't supposed to hear that.
00:12:48.600 Thank you.
00:12:48.900 I'm going to tip you.
00:12:51.360 Would you not be down for this every day?
00:12:53.280 Like, I'd be down to...
00:12:54.280 It's way better than driving in a car.
00:12:55.620 Yeah, no, I agree.
00:12:56.560 I wish I was a slave owner sometimes.
00:12:58.160 Like, I really wish I was a white guy.
00:12:59.540 Okay, so tell me, why...
00:13:00.400 In 1750.
00:13:01.660 Okay, how come?
00:13:03.740 Huh?
00:13:04.500 Why?
00:13:05.820 Oh, for this, every day.
00:13:07.280 Like, in between the plantation and dinner.
00:13:09.620 Having, um...
00:13:11.220 What's your name, sir?
00:13:12.380 I am, sorry, so...
00:13:14.840 I'm Dunosuke.
00:13:16.340 Dunosuke.
00:13:16.880 Yeah, so this is the English name.
00:13:18.640 It's a dragon.
00:13:19.680 It's a dragon.
00:13:20.540 Oh, Dunosuke.
00:13:21.740 Yeah, Dunosuke.
00:13:22.680 Okay, great.
00:13:23.320 You have a dragon tattoo, no?
00:13:24.520 I do.
00:13:25.180 Yakuza.
00:13:26.000 Oh, very cool.
00:13:27.680 Very cool, ah, thank you.
00:13:29.960 Dunosuke.
00:13:30.920 Imagine going back and forth from dinner in the plantation, Dunosuke's driving.
00:13:33.740 It's gonna be, yeah.
00:13:36.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:36.660 It's so out of pocket.
00:13:38.260 Okay, I'm gonna start a question like, um...
00:13:40.260 My gender?
00:13:41.340 Not my gender.
00:13:42.020 What the?
00:13:42.480 Your gender?
00:13:43.180 I don't know.
00:13:43.320 What's the word?
00:13:43.640 Huh?
00:13:44.680 Dude, I don't know, like...
00:13:46.000 Explain, explain, explain.
00:13:48.640 Dude, like, the smile, bro.
00:13:49.800 The way you're smiling at me, bro, and looking at me, like, it lit my balls up.
00:13:53.400 I feel so good, dude.
00:13:54.720 He's being genuine, too.
00:13:55.740 I swear to God, I'm not even trolling.
00:13:56.740 The chat knows I'm not trolling.
00:13:57.580 You can do that.
00:13:57.860 But what?
00:13:58.280 I have...
00:13:58.540 CK is beyond.
00:13:59.780 Sneak over.
00:14:00.420 You think I could live here for a month and just do content here?
00:14:02.880 Yes.
00:14:03.580 Do it.
00:14:05.700 Do it.
00:14:05.940 Would you move in?
00:14:06.420 Would you move in with me?
00:14:08.000 100%.
00:14:08.320 Yeah?
00:14:08.940 Yeah.
00:14:09.480 Not on a weird, like, like...
00:14:11.180 What do you mean a weird thing?
00:14:12.460 Like...
00:14:13.020 Like a concert house.
00:14:14.340 Yeah.
00:14:14.900 I'd be totally down for a concert house.
00:14:16.040 Yeah.
00:14:16.840 Yeah.
00:14:17.900 And we could raise a kid there.
00:14:20.220 How do you get to that?
00:14:22.020 I'm just so curious.
00:14:22.900 Because we're creating content.
00:14:24.380 Because technically, a baby is, like...
00:14:25.560 Oh.
00:14:25.800 Like, you're creating...
00:14:26.660 Like, content creators.
00:14:27.360 Like, the baby is a con.
00:14:28.380 Right, right, right.
00:14:29.160 Because we're going to farm and make a family channel, and you're going to get me back
00:14:31.100 on YouTube.
00:14:31.500 That's my only excuse to get there.
00:14:32.560 If you start the channel, you run it, but I'm also there.
00:14:34.180 It's a family channel.
00:14:34.700 Right, right, right.
00:14:35.160 And then I can get all the ads, that's money that I'm missing out on, I'll be being on
00:14:37.280 for a year.
00:14:37.980 Right, right, right.
00:14:38.780 Family channel.
00:14:39.340 And the Blasian family.
00:14:39.940 And so they cancel our family channel.
00:14:41.220 No, no, no, but I'm not going to talk about anything.
00:14:42.520 I'm not going to talk about the vaccine, or...
00:14:43.940 Okay.
00:14:44.280 I'm just going to, like, you know, make...
00:14:45.760 You can change the diapers, and then I'll...
00:14:47.360 Okay.
00:14:47.940 I'll just, like, be in the...
00:14:48.980 You know, be there.
00:14:50.000 Pop in and out, like, yay.
00:14:50.760 I'm keeping up with the connections.
00:14:51.580 Diaper changing seems stressful.
00:14:53.540 You're supposed to do it.
00:14:54.560 Yeah, but it just seems scary.
00:14:56.320 Really?
00:14:56.880 With guys.
00:14:58.000 Oh, I'm not doing it, no.
00:14:58.920 No, I mean, like, with a guy, like a boy.
00:15:01.580 Why?
00:15:02.080 Because he would, like, pee on you?
00:15:02.300 I feel like they're just going to pee.
00:15:03.880 Right, right, right.
00:15:04.720 It's going to happen.
00:15:05.320 It's going to happen.
00:15:06.240 Yo!
00:15:06.600 How did you get that?
00:15:07.580 Can I try a bite?
00:15:11.460 Ugh.
00:15:19.120 You know, eventually, you're going to get to where he bit, right?
00:15:21.700 Okay, shit, we'll all hear you.
00:15:24.100 Don't clip this, don't clip this.
00:15:25.160 Don't, don't, don't.
00:15:25.920 Ah, ah, ah!
00:15:28.920 That's what you're good for.
00:15:33.120 You help, like, relieve the stress.
00:15:35.860 You're a funny guy.
00:15:37.240 Thank you.
00:15:38.040 You are funny.
00:15:38.660 You know what I'm saying?
00:15:38.980 If you can make the cheeks clap and jiggle, then you could have sex with her.
00:15:45.120 I think having sex with her makes the ass clap and jiggle.
00:15:48.280 No, if you can make her laugh, then you can have sexual intercourse.
00:15:52.820 That's an interesting theory.
00:15:53.980 Right.
00:15:54.560 Has that worked out for you?
00:15:55.520 No, no, no, it's if you can make her laugh and jiggle, then you can hit it from the something
00:15:59.860 sex.
00:16:01.240 Yeah, I think that's what it goes.
00:16:03.640 Nice.
00:16:04.240 Right.
00:16:04.720 Nice, nice.
00:16:05.660 Oh, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me.
00:16:08.700 Can I get the net?
00:16:09.700 Let me get the net.
00:16:12.300 Net, net, net, net, net.
00:16:14.180 That fucker, that fucking shark.
00:16:19.440 You need my body, bro.
00:16:21.000 Finally, that fucker.
00:16:22.760 I got the shark.
00:16:25.660 I got the shark.
00:16:29.720 Wait, I want to see that.
00:16:31.220 Finally.
00:16:33.040 Ah.
00:16:33.500 Me too.
00:16:34.180 Wait.
00:16:34.680 You fucker.
00:16:36.380 You motherfucker.
00:16:39.120 Oh, man.
00:16:41.780 This fucker.
00:16:44.400 It's like a girl who teases you for months on end, then you finally get to smack you.
00:16:48.640 Fuck you.
00:16:49.360 When you finally get up in them cheeks, you fucking wound.
00:16:51.980 Damn, how did you catch on this?
00:16:53.560 You pissed off because of how long she made you leave.
00:16:55.480 Yeah.
00:16:56.060 Rip that.
00:16:56.700 Yeah.
00:16:57.480 It's not coming anyway.
00:16:58.120 It will taste good.
00:16:58.900 I'm trying to get it, though.
00:16:59.520 It's a bad thing.
00:16:59.900 Hold on, what's this?
00:17:00.700 Come on, this is our pig.
00:17:02.660 It's not a pig.
00:17:04.400 What?
00:17:05.960 I can't eat it?
00:17:07.160 Yes.
00:17:07.940 You can eat it without it.
00:17:10.540 This is our shark.
00:17:12.160 Oh, you're trying to hug it, huh?
00:17:13.380 Yeah.
00:17:13.880 It's a pig?
00:17:15.400 Bro, no way.
00:17:17.000 Brad.
00:17:18.720 You got a band?
00:17:20.940 I think so.
00:17:21.980 What did you do?
00:17:25.980 The sex store.
00:17:27.720 The sex?
00:17:28.320 Did you put my name in the title?
00:17:31.840 Yeah, your name is in the title, I think.
00:17:33.860 You did a couple.
00:17:34.500 Yeah, the sex store, my name in the title.
00:17:36.400 I don't know, man.
00:17:37.660 Hey, but hey, Rumble?
00:17:44.200 Rumble.
00:17:44.840 Rumble.
00:17:45.160 I thought this guy was supposed to be on the matter.
00:17:46.940 Oh, man.
00:17:47.420 You guys are some of the biggest influences in the game, man.
00:17:51.340 What the fuck?
00:17:53.220 Fuck it, bro.
00:17:53.640 It's Twitch.
00:17:54.040 What did you expect?
00:17:54.800 What did you expect?
00:17:55.440 All right, Pete, man.
00:17:56.180 Free Brad, free Steve in the chat, everybody.
00:17:58.380 Hey, Brad, you want to link up, though?
00:17:59.480 We're just going to drop all these Komodos.
00:18:00.640 You want to get dinner?
00:18:01.100 Yeah, we're at Godzilla.
00:18:05.420 Okay, I'm going to drop these Komodos off, and then me and Rice are going to link you.
00:18:10.360 We're at Godzilla, on the square.
00:18:12.140 All right, great.
00:18:12.560 I can farm you guys.
00:18:13.340 I'm doing a 24-hour.
00:18:14.200 I need some content.
00:18:16.020 Yeah, let's go.
00:18:16.900 All right, I'll see you later.
00:18:18.440 All right, peace.
00:18:19.140 Free Brad.
00:18:19.960 Free Brad, chat.
00:18:21.100 Free Brad and Steve.
00:18:23.120 That is all right.
00:18:23.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:24.340 Good to finally see you.
00:18:25.980 Hey.
00:18:26.480 It wasn't too hard getting over here?
00:18:27.940 Not really.
00:18:28.600 It's hard to make you wait a little bit.
00:18:29.880 Are you waiting an hour?
00:18:30.500 No, no, no.
00:18:31.060 It took me an hour.
00:18:31.800 Okay.
00:18:32.280 All right, good.
00:18:33.380 This is better.
00:18:33.820 I changed the...
00:18:34.980 Yeah, that looks way better, bro.
00:18:36.340 Let's hit a traffic cone.
00:18:37.760 This is better.
00:18:38.280 We found an old guy that looked just like me.
00:18:39.920 Are you hungry?
00:18:41.220 What's wrong?
00:18:41.800 I look like an old guy?
00:18:42.700 No.
00:18:43.200 Oh, okay.
00:18:43.680 You're very tall.
00:18:44.420 I am.
00:18:44.780 Who's taller?
00:18:45.420 I'm taller.
00:18:47.240 You have her beat ever since.
00:18:49.340 Slightly.
00:18:50.560 Wait, go back to back.
00:18:52.000 I beat women?
00:18:53.740 I beat women.
00:18:54.860 I don't know.
00:18:55.160 You guys are even.
00:18:56.080 No.
00:18:56.340 You guys are pretty much dead.
00:18:57.460 Stop the cat.
00:18:58.180 No, yeah, yeah.
00:18:58.840 He actually may be a little bit taller.
00:19:00.500 I have to beat women.
00:19:01.940 Yeah, he's like ever so slightly taller.
00:19:04.260 W, domestic abuse.
00:19:05.340 Good.
00:19:06.000 So where are you from, Annabelle?
00:19:07.280 Half Japanese, half British.
00:19:08.900 Oh, okay.
00:19:09.440 You're Asian?
00:19:10.160 Asian.
00:19:10.960 You only look Asian.
00:19:11.840 I don't see the...
00:19:12.600 What?
00:19:13.120 Yeah.
00:19:14.420 Brad.
00:19:15.080 Bro.
00:19:15.540 Where you been?
00:19:16.220 Bro, I'm too drunk.
00:19:16.900 I thought you died.
00:19:17.520 I'm extra skinny right now.
00:19:18.600 What are you talking about?
00:19:19.320 I look so skinny.
00:19:19.980 You look 240, bro.
00:19:20.940 I'm not going to be a lie to you.
00:19:21.700 Bro.
00:19:21.940 Do I look skinny?
00:19:22.680 You're making me insecure.
00:19:23.540 I'm fucking...
00:19:24.320 Dude, I'm strong right now.
00:19:26.000 It's bad.
00:19:26.860 He definitely edits you in his videos to make you look shorter
00:19:29.300 because you're a way taller in person.
00:19:30.560 What the fuck, Brad?
00:19:31.900 I don't even know how to do that.
00:19:33.660 What the fuck?
00:19:34.400 You're a way taller than I thought.
00:19:35.300 What are you guys been getting into?
00:19:36.500 What are we going to do?
00:19:36.960 I'm drinking.
00:19:37.500 You want to come to the Halloween party?
00:19:38.840 I'm so drunk, I'll do anything.
00:19:40.760 Yeah?
00:19:41.500 Weird.
00:19:41.860 But not like anything.
00:19:42.300 Weird, weird, weird thing to say.
00:19:43.720 I hate anything.
00:19:43.920 I'm like...
00:19:44.760 I'll do...
00:19:45.680 I'll like...
00:19:46.400 Do you want to go to a Halloween party?
00:19:49.260 I need a mic.
00:19:50.180 I need a mic.
00:19:50.820 He's talking to me.
00:19:51.440 He has fucking built a restaurant.
00:19:52.440 Dude, this shit is very hard to drink.
00:19:54.480 Huh?
00:19:54.920 He has to pay his built a restaurant.
00:19:56.020 Oh, that's fine.
00:19:57.560 That's six.
00:19:58.320 This is nine.
00:19:59.780 Brad drank too much, man.
00:20:01.060 I'm too drunk, bro.
00:20:01.700 No, don't make him drink more.
00:20:02.780 He's not going to make it to the party.
00:20:04.040 Yeah, please, please, please.
00:20:04.940 You just said you helped me.
00:20:05.940 I'm drunk.
00:20:06.360 I'm drunk.
00:20:06.780 I'm drunk.
00:20:07.200 No, Brad, no.
00:20:07.960 Brad, no.
00:20:09.120 Brad, no.
00:20:09.760 Brad, no.
00:20:10.400 Brad, no.
00:20:11.180 Brad, no.
00:20:11.720 Bad idea.
00:20:12.640 Bad idea.
00:20:13.640 Come on, come on.
00:20:14.440 No, I'm drunk.
00:20:15.060 Jacob, Jacob.
00:20:15.760 Come on.
00:20:16.180 Come on.
00:20:17.320 Where's Jacob?
00:20:17.980 Come on.
00:20:19.200 Bad idea, Brad.
00:20:20.240 Make Jacob drink it.
00:20:21.360 Come on, drink, drink.
00:20:22.280 Come on, come on.
00:20:22.800 We need Jacob.
00:20:25.060 Bad idea.
00:20:25.960 Needles, needles.
00:20:28.020 Needles.
00:20:28.500 I'm too drunk.
00:20:29.140 Needles.
00:20:32.100 I'm too drunk right now.
00:20:34.540 You got it.
00:20:35.340 I can't do this shit, bro.
00:20:36.380 I'm drunk.
00:20:37.120 I'm drunk.
00:20:38.020 Please, God.
00:20:38.860 Jacob said you died.
00:20:40.020 I thought you were going to be.
00:20:40.580 I might as well die.
00:20:43.340 Who are these random people, bro?
00:20:45.020 I have no idea.
00:20:46.500 You didn't even.
00:20:47.060 What did this happen?
00:20:47.860 I think he's in there.
00:20:48.380 What the?
00:20:50.380 I told him.
00:20:51.140 I told him not to bring her.
00:20:52.440 I told him to not bring her to the restaurant.
00:20:54.120 I told him to, like, he said he was going to leave her in the hotel.
00:20:56.640 Like, he knew.
00:20:57.480 He wasn't even supposed to bring her here.
00:20:58.880 He said he wasn't going to.
00:20:59.740 He did.
00:21:00.120 To Japan?
00:21:00.740 Yeah.
00:21:01.020 And then I told him, like, I don't want to be around her at all.
00:21:03.120 And then he asked me, please.
00:21:04.540 He's, like, begging me, like, please.
00:21:05.900 All right, fine, fine.
00:21:06.680 If you want to.
00:21:08.060 Then she sits right next to me.
00:21:10.080 And he already knows I don't fuck with her.
00:21:11.680 She's just pissing me off.
00:21:12.660 I told him exactly what it is.
00:21:13.800 So if that.
00:21:14.520 I can't control this dude's life.
00:21:16.080 He's a grown-ass man.
00:21:17.000 People are getting mad at me saying, like, oh, shame on Sneaker for allowing Neon.
00:21:21.100 I'm not his boss.
00:21:22.720 I told him what he should do.
00:21:23.820 If he doesn't do it, it's on him.
00:21:25.020 I'm tired of calling him over and over again.
00:21:26.400 It's pissing me off.
00:21:27.040 Help Neon.
00:21:27.640 She is abusing him.
00:21:28.440 Bro, he legitimately deserves this.
00:21:31.240 For him deciding to bring this.
00:21:33.500 Uncomfortable truth.
00:21:34.540 It might hurt.
00:21:35.300 The guy's my friend.
00:21:36.740 But his dumb-ass brought her to Japan.
00:21:39.480 His dumb-ass brought her to the restaurant.
00:21:41.460 And now she's doing exactly what he knew she was going to do.
00:21:44.840 What do you want me to do?
00:21:45.720 Like, I'm pulling him aside.
00:21:46.900 This is also my trip.
00:21:47.840 I'm here.
00:21:48.360 We're having a great time.
00:21:49.420 And now you guys are making it my problem to babysit a grown-ass man.
00:21:52.020 Because this retard-ass couldn't do what he's supposed to do.
00:21:54.240 Let him suffer.
00:21:55.220 It's genuinely his fault.
00:21:56.900 This is kind of cute, though.
00:21:57.840 I hope he gets.
00:21:58.740 I hope.
00:21:59.640 Like, he's not going to change until he actually gets hurt.
00:22:02.260 Until she pushes him out of a car.
00:22:03.620 Until she does some really toxic shit.
00:22:06.620 This is so cute.
00:22:07.540 You must care a lot about him.
00:22:09.180 I do.
00:22:09.740 I genuinely care.
00:22:10.260 Like, I'm not even watching the chat saying, like, apparently she was talking shit about me.
00:22:14.060 She was talking about shit about you.
00:22:15.240 She was telling Neon that I'm not a real friend.
00:22:16.820 Yeah, of course she is.
00:22:17.420 Like, this is what I'd come to Japan to get away from.
00:22:19.740 And see how, like, I'm all amped up and, like, New York-y now?
00:22:21.600 Yeah.
00:22:21.800 I hate this shit.
00:22:23.400 Save Neon Santa's rumining Japan's stream.
00:22:26.040 Let him save himself, bro.
00:22:27.460 Like, I'm sick of this shit.