SNEAKO - September 27, 2023


SNEAKO Rizz Compilation

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Eat Sarah Hubie Dude Bronson Chet Harry Potter Mario Kart Universal Brekkie Sneakho Hubert Arnold Recky Vegas Seek Neil Drop
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Episode Stats


Length

15 minutes

Words per minute

177.03

Word count

2,826

Sentence count

672

Harmful content

Misogyny

41

sentences flagged

Toxicity

90

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

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Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode of the podcast, we have our first guest on the pod, Rizzo! We talk about how we met, how we first met, and how we fell in love with each other. We also talk about some of the things we've been up to in the past week.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 I'm Rizzo right now.
00:00:04.740 Oh, get your number?
00:00:07.120 Oh, don't worry.
00:00:08.520 Wow.
00:00:09.420 Come here.
00:00:11.820 You're future wife. 0.98
00:00:13.700 Are you like texting that to me?
00:00:15.020 I'm wearing my bottoms.
00:00:16.520 Okay, who do you follow?
00:00:17.260 Who do you follow?
00:00:17.860 I'm wearing a change.
00:00:20.200 Who's this dude?
00:00:21.480 That's my manager.
00:00:23.080 Okay, fair.
00:00:24.120 Who's this guy?
00:00:25.500 Also, I'm my only change manager. 1.00
00:00:26.960 You're fucking yourself. 1.00
00:00:28.420 Okay, okay. 1.00
00:00:30.620 Okay, bye.
00:00:32.040 What about this dude?
00:00:33.860 He's my friend from college.
00:00:35.260 He was in my guy friend group.
00:00:38.440 Why are you blushing?
00:00:39.420 Are you good?
00:00:40.720 I'm vibing, huh?
00:00:41.880 Sneeda, stop flirting. 1.00
00:00:44.260 I'm not flirting.
00:00:45.420 I'm just talking to Brekkie.
00:00:48.040 What's wrong with...
00:00:48.840 I'm just talking to her.
00:00:50.380 Why are you laughing?
00:00:52.000 I'm just looking at the chat.
00:00:53.520 Why not?
00:00:53.940 I don't party.
00:00:54.500 Okay.
00:00:55.180 I feel like you can't control yourself. 1.00
00:01:00.920 You're just like a whore. 1.00
00:01:03.000 I'm a whore? 1.00
00:01:03.720 You're a whore without opening your legs. 1.00
00:01:05.480 You're a verbal whore. 1.00
00:01:07.780 That's the nicest thing you've ever said. 1.00
00:01:09.220 You're like a verbal whore with everyone. 1.00
00:01:11.220 I didn't even say anything. 1.00
00:01:12.100 I was just like...
00:01:12.500 No, I can just tell like your mannerisms and like vocal.
00:01:16.240 But didn't you look back at those collages and the montages from yesterday and you thought
00:01:20.640 it was cute?
00:01:21.680 Yeah, I was like...
00:01:22.460 No, no, you're right.
00:01:23.140 I was like, oh, it's wholesome.
00:01:24.020 And then I see how you interact with everyone else.
00:01:26.040 Listen, what are we going to do then, though?
00:01:28.560 What are we going to do in Vegas?
00:01:29.500 Let's plan the Vegas trip.
00:01:31.020 What should we do?
00:01:32.240 We can go to one of those...
00:01:36.060 Have you been to like circus in Hawaii?
00:01:38.160 Are they agreeing with what I'm saying?
00:01:41.400 They all say, one, you should come to the party.
00:01:43.160 No, do they not agree with what I said about you being a compulsive...
00:01:46.880 No one cares.
00:01:48.040 No one cares.
00:01:49.100 But to be honest, I don't talk to...
00:01:51.240 Like, what's the actual issue?
00:01:51.900 I don't talk to women this much like off camera. 0.91
00:01:53.980 It's just funny on stream.
00:01:55.780 It's funny on stream.
00:01:57.320 But I genuinely like you.
00:01:58.760 Like, I genuinely like...
00:01:59.640 I have a huge crush on you.
00:02:01.320 Like, I'm crushing on you hard.
00:02:02.380 No, but it's like you say something so condescendingly that I don't even...
00:02:06.180 Like...
00:02:06.900 I didn't say anything.
00:02:07.860 Like, you say everything so condescendingly that I don't know, like, what's true or what's not.
00:02:12.660 I also like getting a reaction out of you.
00:02:14.060 It's very...
00:02:14.560 Because you react like...
00:02:16.280 You're very expressive.
00:02:18.020 You'd be a good actress.
00:02:21.280 Oh, you killed it. 0.96
00:02:22.880 You destroyed it. 0.81
00:02:24.300 Ask Sarah why she dub you. 1.00
00:02:25.460 Yeah, why are you dubbing me?
00:02:26.800 Why I'm dubbing you?
00:02:27.660 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:28.000 Because you're a whore. 1.00
00:02:31.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:32.280 Yeah.
00:02:35.800 No, I'm okay.
00:02:36.820 Why do you need my number, though?
00:02:39.860 Why do you...
00:02:40.160 Oh, okay.
00:02:42.020 You don't just want my number?
00:02:45.740 Thank you.
00:02:51.820 Let's just sit down by the window.
00:02:53.520 Oh, thanks.
00:02:55.260 Can you put your number on here?
00:02:58.120 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:02:59.220 Actually, are you on to?
00:03:00.800 Yeah, real quick.
00:03:03.360 What's your name?
00:03:04.220 Ari.
00:03:04.740 Ari, nice to meet you.
00:03:06.840 Where are you from?
00:03:07.820 Here.
00:03:08.860 Where's here?
00:03:09.720 Long Beach.
00:03:10.520 Oh, Long Beach?
00:03:11.960 So you know all the good restaurants for later.
00:03:13.900 Five.
00:03:14.640 Okay, I'll text you and maybe we can go out to the best one later.
00:03:17.220 All right, I'll see you.
00:03:19.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:21.640 Locked in.
00:03:22.260 Let's go.
00:03:22.780 Okay, you're first.
00:03:24.300 Dare or dare?
00:03:25.280 Dare.
00:03:26.840 Um...
00:03:27.560 I dare you to kiss Sam right now.
00:03:30.640 Bruh.
00:03:31.600 My name is...
00:03:32.240 Go! 0.95
00:03:35.080 We're playing dare or dare.
00:03:36.600 What happened to my toy?
00:03:37.680 I'm with...
00:03:38.400 Okay.
00:03:40.220 All right, here's...
00:03:41.500 Neon, did you hear the dare?
00:03:43.440 What?
00:03:44.080 Wait, it's guy.
00:03:46.240 I can't remember.
00:03:48.480 Did you hear the dare? 0.99
00:03:49.520 What happened to my fucking... 1.00
00:03:50.560 Hold on. 1.00
00:03:51.240 Hmm?
00:03:51.740 Yeah, wait, wait.
00:03:52.940 Cheek.
00:03:54.300 Yeah, wait.
00:03:54.960 Are you guys going to kiss?
00:03:56.440 I don't know if I should do that.
00:04:01.460 Neon, come here. 0.98
00:04:02.240 No, no, no.
00:04:02.680 You guys already fumbled this game.
00:04:04.820 We're waiting for you guys to kiss.
00:04:06.220 Oh, you can't make a move?
00:04:10.080 She's calling me beta.
00:04:10.860 Oh my brother, that's weird.
00:04:13.160 Cheek.
00:04:13.700 Cheek, cheek, quick.
00:04:14.740 Done.
00:04:14.960 Okay.
00:04:16.380 Right here.
00:04:18.460 Seek, I'll make a move.
00:04:19.800 I'm moving.
00:04:20.720 Okay.
00:04:21.460 That was my head.
00:04:22.680 Recky, you want to come?
00:04:24.060 With who?
00:04:25.160 With us to Vegas.
00:04:26.760 Tomorrow?
00:04:27.420 Yeah.
00:04:28.160 What time?
00:04:29.620 Probably like...
00:04:30.080 We'll have to look at flights.
00:04:30.720 In the afternoon?
00:04:31.380 Yeah.
00:04:31.760 That's like an hour or a second.
00:04:32.760 Yeah, sure.
00:04:33.580 You want to come?
00:04:34.040 Yeah.
00:04:34.920 You'd actually come.
00:04:35.800 Yeah.
00:04:36.400 You can guess.
00:04:38.640 We were just talking about your form.
00:04:39.760 Like, you have a really good curl form. 1.00
00:04:41.380 Cheek, I'm going to fuck you up. 1.00
00:04:42.400 I'm going to fuck you. 1.00
00:04:44.240 Oh. 1.00
00:04:45.720 I'll see you later, baby.
00:04:46.540 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:04:47.720 Yo, that's your...
00:04:48.760 Yo, you...
00:04:49.400 I prefer meat.
00:04:51.280 Oh my God. 0.99
00:04:51.980 So fucking good. 0.99
00:04:53.060 I have one meat. 0.99
00:04:53.660 Oh, we need like five of those. 0.77
00:04:54.740 Can you feed it to me, Neil?
00:04:55.440 I can feed you some meat.
00:04:56.440 God, let me on and do it. 1.00
00:04:58.060 What the fuck? 0.99
00:05:01.420 Yeah, there's some things I see for. 1.00
00:05:02.920 What do you see?
00:05:03.940 Dude, the look in his eyes is so comedy.
00:05:07.260 What did you see?
00:05:07.860 Oh, there's some things that I want to see.
00:05:13.240 Am I cooking or not?
00:05:14.400 Like, am I not?
00:05:15.040 Like, I know you guys are calling me creepy.
00:05:16.240 Am I not cooking?
00:05:16.920 Can you not help yourself?
00:05:18.320 I said I just want to see the food.
00:05:19.300 I'm hungry. 0.98
00:05:20.760 Your mind is like in weird places, hell. 0.96
00:05:22.200 I'm hungry. 0.98
00:05:24.580 Wait, what's that?
00:05:25.320 What's that?
00:05:25.580 What's that?
00:05:26.580 Me and family from a burning building and paid for my college tuition.
00:05:30.660 Oh, college?
00:05:31.080 He's a great guy and you should be his second wife. 0.51
00:05:33.720 Second?
00:05:34.080 Now you will approve.
00:05:36.280 You hear that, man?
00:05:37.160 Thank you.
00:05:37.760 Guys, you got to, like, humble it a little bit.
00:05:40.140 You don't need to tell everybody about my charity work and all my philanthropic activities.
00:05:43.900 But I do like to pay for people's tuitions and just make sure that everybody's great.
00:05:47.500 That's actually great.
00:05:48.180 Don't creep out, Sarah, like that.
00:05:49.660 Second wife? 0.94
00:05:50.840 We don't do any of that over here.
00:05:52.300 Third is fine.
00:05:53.140 But chat, relax.
00:05:53.960 Just, like, comment down a little bit.
00:05:54.800 Me and Sarah got a new podcast.
00:05:55.880 Your name's Bronson?
00:05:57.040 No, that's Bronson.
00:05:58.120 Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:58.900 My name is Hubert, but you can call me Hubie.
00:06:01.580 I can call you what?
00:06:02.480 Hubie.
00:06:03.440 Hubie?
00:06:03.820 Yeah, soon you'll call me hubby.
00:06:05.020 I don't like you, though.
00:06:06.080 Okay, great.
00:06:06.720 I'm fumbling so hard.
00:06:08.760 It's so, so bad.
00:06:09.840 Nice to meet you.
00:06:10.800 Okay, I'll bring it in.
00:06:14.300 Wow.
00:06:14.980 What?
00:06:15.660 Whoa! 0.71
00:06:16.940 Whoa! 0.71
00:06:17.380 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:06:18.700 Like, what is happening?
00:06:19.660 I don't know, man.
00:06:20.880 Okay, bye.
00:06:21.200 I'll see you later.
00:06:22.000 I'll see you later.
00:06:23.300 Appreciate you.
00:06:23.860 Thank you for the pictures.
00:06:25.120 I hit you.
00:06:25.680 Love you. 1.00
00:06:26.640 I'll hit you. 1.00
00:06:27.440 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:27.660 Oh, wait.
00:06:27.960 They're saying Sarah rates Nico 1 through 10.
00:06:30.240 I'll see you guys later.
00:06:31.260 Take care, Sarah.
00:06:31.860 Yeah.
00:06:32.500 1 through 10!
00:06:34.900 1 through 10!
00:06:35.580 Do you want me to hurt your feelings right now?
00:06:37.540 Yeah, hurt them.
00:06:39.240 1 through 10.
00:06:40.000 Okay.
00:06:40.440 Lift your shirt up.
00:06:41.700 Oh, this is going to be tough.
00:06:47.120 That's the first girl who's ever said that, like, to that rate his heel.
00:06:51.040 What, lift your shirt up?
00:06:51.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:53.320 I gotta see the legs, too, actually.
00:06:54.880 Whoa! 0.71
00:06:56.480 Bend down?
00:06:57.560 No, he said pull your pants down. 1.00
00:06:59.840 Just rate it now.
00:07:00.580 You're making it weird now.
00:07:01.240 Okay, okay, okay. 0.84
00:07:01.560 You're a creepy Sarah. 1.00
00:07:02.760 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:07:03.640 No, like... 1.00
00:07:04.160 Are you going to objectify me?
00:07:05.720 You're, like, an 8, and then you open your mouth, and you go to a 4.
00:07:08.420 Okay.
00:07:09.600 That's the time. 0.99
00:07:11.260 Bro, I'm killing it, man. 0.99
00:07:12.140 I don't know if that's killing it, buddy. 0.98
00:07:13.260 Oh, are you vaccinated?
00:07:14.880 I had to for college.
00:07:15.540 No!
00:07:20.140 Why?
00:07:21.800 For schools, you have to.
00:07:23.780 This is what I'm saying.
00:07:24.940 These girls are going to college instead of having children, and they're ruining their gene pool. 1.00
00:07:28.280 Why would you go to college and get vaccinated and ruin your life forever?
00:07:30.960 Why?
00:07:31.840 She's... 1.00
00:07:32.760 Oh...
00:07:33.760 It was either that or drop out of college.
00:07:36.520 Yeah.
00:07:37.100 Drop out of college if I'm a husband.
00:07:38.820 Like, what is wrong? 1.00
00:07:39.760 Bitch, I don't want someone... 1.00
00:07:40.920 Bitch, I don't even... 1.00
00:07:42.240 I just lost... 1.00
00:07:43.140 My boner's gone. 1.00
00:07:43.940 I don't even want to call you bitch anymore. 1.00
00:07:45.160 Like, I was so hard. 1.00
00:07:46.480 Fuck. 1.00
00:07:47.960 Eat Sarah's ass. 1.00
00:07:49.360 Don't read that one. 1.00
00:07:50.220 Oh, sorry.
00:07:50.900 Chet, welcome back.
00:07:52.000 W Daily Streamer.
00:07:52.740 I'm here with Sarah.
00:07:53.740 We're here hanging out.
00:07:54.580 It's not a double date, even though it is.
00:07:56.000 We're just going to go and check out Universal.
00:07:57.300 I haven't been here before.
00:07:58.780 Type of G if you went to the gym today.
00:07:59.960 Did you lift today?
00:08:00.700 No, I came here instead.
00:08:02.020 We're going to go to the gym later.
00:08:03.080 Yeah, okay.
00:08:03.320 Okay, okay.
00:08:03.920 Hey, you want to give a little flex real quick?
00:08:05.820 Chet, who's bigger?
00:08:08.720 Who do you think would win in an arm wrestle? 1.00
00:08:10.380 What are you doing these, like, bodybuilder poses for?
00:08:12.380 I think I would win.
00:08:14.320 You're not Arnold.
00:08:15.320 What are you, like, 5'3"?
00:08:16.340 Hey, 5'4".
00:08:17.260 I need a large though.
00:08:17.960 You want to be thing one or thing two?
00:08:19.040 You can pick.
00:08:20.720 I'll be thing two.
00:08:22.940 Second place, because I'm a woman.
00:08:24.760 Oh, okay.
00:08:25.540 Tell me you Sarah.
00:08:27.540 Which one fits?
00:08:31.240 What was that?
00:08:32.080 Can you smile for a picture of mine?
00:08:33.940 Yeah, of course.
00:08:35.400 What are you saying on your toes?
00:08:38.360 We look cute together.
00:08:39.560 What are you talking about?
00:08:41.820 Yo! 1.00
00:08:42.960 Are we W couple, yes or no?
00:08:45.720 Yo! 1.00
00:08:46.300 Can you text us to me?
00:08:46.860 Why do you want it?
00:08:48.000 I'm going to put it up as my streetsaver.
00:08:49.380 Okay.
00:08:49.900 Oh my god.
00:08:50.480 You see my tooth?
00:08:52.600 Oh, the front tooth?
00:08:53.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:54.920 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:08:57.660 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:58.140 I got to go to the dentist when I'm back in Miami.
00:09:00.860 That's actually so bad.
00:09:02.840 Does it look kind of hard though?
00:09:03.840 That kind of breaks my heart.
00:09:05.860 Oh, thank you.
00:09:07.180 Where did it go?
00:09:07.800 Okay.
00:09:09.180 Proper stroke.
00:09:10.040 Now pretend like you hit me.
00:09:11.580 Let me know.
00:09:12.900 This is a little outfit.
00:09:13.560 Let me know.
00:09:14.380 Let me know.
00:09:14.740 Let me know. 0.91
00:09:15.540 All right, let me do a slap one more time. 0.99
00:09:17.480 He has to stand. 0.92
00:09:17.780 You have to stand over my shoulder.
00:09:19.240 Watch it.
00:09:20.080 Wait, let some people pass.
00:09:20.720 I hate the way you act like this.
00:09:21.680 Go right here.
00:09:22.420 In the middle.
00:09:24.480 I'm telling you, we're going in the Mario Kart ride now. 0.95
00:09:26.920 It's getting so fucking rude. 0.97
00:09:29.000 People here. 0.97
00:09:32.220 Sneakho. 0.92
00:09:32.960 I said I'm sorry.
00:09:35.120 Is this the Harry Potter place?
00:09:36.920 Yeah, this is magical.
00:09:38.400 This is like a dream come true.
00:09:39.460 I know, this is a great date.
00:09:41.520 I'm having so much fun.
00:09:42.860 I'm having a good friend date.
00:09:44.920 We can hold hands as friends.
00:09:46.440 No, I don't hold hands.
00:09:47.480 I hold hands with Indian all the time.
00:09:49.140 Really?
00:09:49.580 Yeah.
00:09:49.860 Then do it with him right now.
00:09:51.040 I'll stream for you.
00:09:52.240 Okay, if I hold his hand, will you hold mine?
00:09:54.600 For the same duration you hold his, you can hold mine.
00:09:57.460 Okay.
00:09:57.720 What are you doing?
00:10:06.280 How long do you think that we've been dating?
00:10:08.720 Well, one year.
00:10:12.380 It's been two, actually.
00:10:13.600 But yeah, nice to meet you.
00:10:14.580 That's 365 days more than he'd ever get.
00:10:17.040 It's making it stop harder.
00:10:18.300 Yeah, walk next to me.
00:10:19.320 Let's hold hands.
00:10:20.480 Sorry.
00:10:21.140 Can we hold hands?
00:10:22.020 Sorry.
00:10:22.740 Yeah, so we can just stay together.
00:10:24.680 At least, okay, elbows.
00:10:25.440 Oh, no, I don't like that.
00:10:29.180 Here, touch my pinky.
00:10:33.640 Oh, whoa. 0.99
00:10:36.540 Next time you know that, I'm yelling rape. 1.00
00:10:38.260 Okay. 0.98
00:10:40.220 Okay, who has bigger arms?
00:10:41.460 Let's see, let's see.
00:10:43.540 Be honest at it.
00:10:44.640 It's pretty even.
00:10:45.560 And we have the same skin tone.
00:10:46.740 Excuse me, sir.
00:10:47.560 Who has bigger arms?
00:10:49.740 Show me.
00:10:51.180 The cameraman.
00:10:52.620 No, move.
00:10:53.420 Me?
00:10:54.580 Are you sure?
00:10:55.720 Yes.
00:10:57.620 Excuse me?
00:10:58.520 Who has bigger arms?
00:10:59.640 Me or him?
00:11:02.680 Yeah, that's my shot.
00:11:03.280 What the?
00:11:03.780 Can I do the slap again?
00:11:05.120 Dude, genuinely, can you be real for one sec? 0.95
00:11:07.740 Oh, slap me right here. 0.97
00:11:09.080 Oh, yeah, there's so many people. 0.93
00:11:10.040 He has to get behind my shoulder.
00:11:11.240 Right there, yeah.
00:11:11.980 No, stand here so you get everybody's view.
00:11:13.540 Come around.
00:11:13.960 Stop smiling, bro.
00:11:14.520 You make it obvious.
00:11:15.820 Okay.
00:11:16.520 Stop.
00:11:16.780 Hey, what's up, man?
00:11:19.780 Hey, yes, of course.
00:11:21.040 No, you're not taking pictures of anybody.
00:11:22.300 No, why?
00:11:22.840 Stop.
00:11:23.160 Not with other people.
00:11:23.880 You're acting up in public.
00:11:24.700 I'm not joking.
00:11:25.780 I'm not joking.
00:11:26.260 Let me just take a picture.
00:11:26.800 I'm not joking.
00:11:27.260 Let me just take a picture.
00:11:27.800 Stop.
00:11:28.280 Stop.
00:11:28.520 Stop.
00:11:28.780 Stop.
00:11:29.300 Ow. 0.99
00:11:29.800 Sneak out.
00:11:30.400 In public.
00:11:31.480 Nah, you're being talking.
00:11:32.560 No, this is not okay.
00:11:34.500 I told her not to do that.
00:11:35.920 What'd you hear, my boy?
00:11:36.760 That's my girl.
00:11:37.340 It's fake, bro.
00:11:38.060 It's fake, bro.
00:11:38.540 It's fake. 0.68
00:11:39.880 I thought you hated women. 1.00
00:11:41.700 Come on, represent.
00:11:42.340 I don't hate women. 1.00
00:11:43.040 I've never said that I hate women. 0.99
00:11:44.040 Do you hate women? 0.75
00:11:44.620 No. 0.96
00:11:45.640 Don't do the manly dap up, though.
00:11:49.220 Can you snap after it?
00:11:50.140 What up, guys?
00:11:54.640 We're here.
00:11:56.460 Can you get out of my stream?
00:11:57.600 Can you get out of my stream?
00:11:58.500 Go ahead.
00:11:58.980 Talk to him.
00:11:59.780 Hey, guys.
00:12:00.220 We're back.
00:12:00.740 What are you looking at?
00:12:01.700 I seem a little low energy.
00:12:03.940 Do I?
00:12:04.420 Yeah.
00:12:04.840 What's wrong?
00:12:05.620 Nothing's wrong.
00:12:06.480 You want to talk about it?
00:12:07.340 I want to go on this ride.
00:12:08.300 I'm not going to lie.
00:12:08.540 Off camera.
00:12:09.060 We want to talk about it.
00:12:09.820 Off camera.
00:12:10.440 Off camera.
00:12:10.800 So, basically, I really have a crush on you.
00:12:14.440 I don't know how to get the feelings in there, but I genuinely really like you.
00:12:19.300 I don't know how to tell you.
00:12:20.620 Say, you swear.
00:12:23.200 I swear.
00:12:24.520 I swear I like you.
00:12:26.120 Yeah, of course, but I like you, too, as a friend.
00:12:29.760 Yeah.
00:12:30.520 I want to go to the next level.
00:12:32.760 Like best friends?
00:12:33.860 We can be best friends.
00:12:34.640 We can be best friends.
00:12:40.800 Are you scared?
00:12:44.440 Oh, no.
00:12:44.840 Do you have any last words?
00:12:46.300 We're on streaming, so I'm face scared.
00:12:47.660 Over there! 0.98
00:12:49.160 Woo! 0.99
00:12:51.980 Wow.
00:12:53.060 Whoa.
00:12:56.980 Dinosaur.
00:13:00.500 Look at that dinosaur.
00:13:03.720 Holy. 1.00
00:13:04.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:13:05.520 Go, go, go, go. 1.00
00:13:06.220 What the hell? 0.98
00:13:07.540 Show it. 0.97
00:13:08.220 What? 1.00
00:13:10.800 Oh, my God, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00
00:13:18.960 That was so scary. 1.00
00:13:21.420 Oh, my God.
00:13:21.960 That was so scary.
00:13:24.100 Oh, my God.
00:13:26.460 All right, the camera's good.
00:13:27.280 That was so scary.
00:13:28.320 Let's take a picture.
00:13:29.000 Yeah.
00:13:32.720 Which side do you want?
00:13:34.400 Right here.
00:13:35.760 I can use a matchup.
00:13:36.700 This is good?
00:13:37.420 Yeah.
00:13:37.640 I know.
00:13:38.180 I know.
00:13:38.220 I know.
00:13:38.720 I know.
00:13:39.220 I know.
00:13:39.720 I know.
00:13:40.220 I know.
00:13:40.800 If you want one, then we're going to get you one.
00:13:43.240 If we can't find one, yes.
00:13:44.480 If we can't find one, no, it's okay.
00:13:45.960 If you want one, we're going to get you one.
00:13:46.660 Do you want Diet Coke?
00:13:47.500 Do you like that?
00:13:48.080 That has caffeine.
00:13:48.820 You know what?
00:13:49.580 You're all the energy I need.
00:13:51.960 We're going to find you an energy drink.
00:13:53.660 You look so funny pregnant. 0.99
00:13:55.540 I'd never get pregnant because I don't want to be fucking fat. 0.99
00:13:58.380 We'll see about that. 0.99
00:13:59.400 We'll look pregnant.
00:14:00.400 It's customary in Europe.
00:14:01.400 We're not in Europe.
00:14:03.460 We're all over the world right now.
00:14:06.460 This is universal.
00:14:08.140 Oh, I'm cooking.
00:14:08.980 I can't get this.
00:14:13.060 Was that too far?
00:14:14.280 What are you looking at your Apple Watch for?
00:14:15.320 Are you calling the police? 1.00
00:14:16.660 Don't do shit like that. 1.00
00:14:17.780 Okay, okay. 1.00
00:14:18.200 I'm fucking leaving. 0.99
00:14:18.960 Okay, okay, okay. 1.00
00:14:19.840 That's your man?
00:14:20.500 No, he's my guy.
00:14:21.420 He's my guy. 1.00
00:14:22.060 You guys are fucking? 1.00
00:14:22.980 No. 1.00
00:14:23.240 Okay, stop.
00:14:24.240 No, he has a girlfriend.
00:14:25.500 That's my guy, though.
00:14:26.540 Oh, you're cheating?
00:14:27.460 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00
00:14:28.420 I hate you. 0.97
00:14:29.460 Okay, let me get the 30s on. 0.98
00:14:31.980 We have a question for you.
00:14:34.200 Can you answer it truthfully?
00:14:35.780 If you want to emasculate me, I know what the answer is.
00:14:37.420 No, I want to know who has bigger arms.
00:14:40.800 Me or this?
00:14:44.000 You sure?
00:14:45.740 You don't need, like, measuring tape?
00:14:47.000 No, sure, don't.
00:14:48.080 I need a tricep pump before you can...
00:14:50.000 Dude, you're...
00:14:50.640 That's my guy, man.
00:14:51.740 He's glazing you.
00:14:52.700 Right.
00:14:54.080 Yeah.
00:14:55.800 It's red pill versus feminism right now. 1.00
00:14:57.460 Thank you.
00:14:57.940 Oh! 0.60
00:14:58.100 Okay, you got your ego shot.
00:15:02.100 Yeah, I did.
00:15:02.540 Can you try some sound?
00:15:03.220 Yeah.
00:15:03.560 Thank you.
00:15:04.540 Probably, yeah.
00:15:05.420 And see, we just made a truce, so I'm not going to make a joke about hitting it wrong, but
00:15:08.540 I was just thinking it, but I'm just telling you I'm not going to make a joke.
00:15:10.520 Then why'd you just talk?
00:15:11.620 But I'm saying I'm not going to make a joke.
00:15:12.780 I'll go first.
00:15:13.220 No, I'll go first.
00:15:13.700 I'll go first because I'm in the man.
00:15:15.240 No!
00:15:15.820 All right.
00:15:16.380 One more hug.
00:15:18.920 I'll see you soon.
00:15:19.640 We're going to Vegas, right?
00:15:21.220 No, plans changed.
00:15:23.220 Okay, bye.
00:15:24.100 Bye.
00:15:28.100 Bye.
00:15:30.580 Bye.
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00:15:46.960 Come.
00:15:47.100 Bye.
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