SNEAKO - October 15, 2023


SNEAKO Rizzes Up A Girl Infront Of Her Boyfriend...


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

109.12745

Word Count

1,249

Sentence Count

136

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Let's f***ing go!
00:00:16.000 You're just living in the moment.
00:00:18.000 You're just living life.
00:00:20.000 You're very pretty, you know that?
00:00:22.000 How old are you?
00:00:24.000 What are you celebrating?
00:00:26.000 It's like a ball break type of deal.
00:00:30.000 Where do you go? What school?
00:00:31.000 Penn State.
00:00:32.000 Okay, let me guess. Penn State, that's a party school.
00:00:34.000 Yes.
00:00:35.000 So you're used to this?
00:00:36.000 Yes.
00:00:37.000 Well, and like, okay, not as extreme.
00:00:40.000 Like we don't have like, you can actually, sometimes we actually don't.
00:00:43.000 Steve came to like Penn State one time, and then you like hike and decon.
00:00:47.000 Like the good friends.
00:00:49.000 The good friends.
00:00:50.000 Yeah.
00:00:51.000 Are you in a sorority?
00:00:52.000 Yes.
00:00:53.000 Okay. You don't have a boyfriend, do you?
00:00:54.000 I do.
00:00:55.000 He's not here, where is he?
00:00:56.000 What?
00:00:57.000 Where is he?
00:00:58.000 Uh, he's not here, he left.
00:01:00.000 He came to the party?
00:01:01.000 Yeah, he came for a little bit.
00:01:03.000 Oh, okay.
00:01:04.000 Why'd he leave?
00:01:05.000 He's just, he doesn't have fun?
00:01:06.000 Chez, what I'm saying is, you can never bring your girl to one of these places.
00:01:10.000 Her boyfriend couldn't get into the VIP, so she stayed here and now she's with me.
00:01:14.000 If your girl's in Las Vegas, that's not your girl.
00:01:16.000 If your girl's on a girl's trip, that's not your girl.
00:01:18.000 She's in Miami, best believe somebody in Miami is top of those sheets.
00:01:22.000 If she's at the NBA game, she's getting fucked by somebody on the basketball team.
00:01:27.000 Never bring a girl here.
00:01:28.000 If she's gonna be happy, if they get into a party, is she gonna leave you?
00:01:30.000 Cause who couldn't get in?
00:01:31.000 Where is she gonna go to?
00:01:32.000 The next guy.
00:01:33.000 Game is game.
00:01:35.000 Oh, thanks.
00:01:36.000 No.
00:01:37.000 Alright, baby.
00:01:38.000 I got this.
00:01:39.000 No, man.
00:01:40.000 No.
00:01:42.000 It's not.
00:01:43.000 Did you just look like a girlfriend?
00:01:44.000 Uh, don't leak it though.
00:01:45.000 No, no, no, I got you.
00:01:46.000 No worries.
00:01:47.000 Just wait right here and we'll find security outside.
00:01:48.000 What the, you're gonna lock me in here?
00:01:50.000 Oh, no!
00:01:51.000 No!
00:01:52.000 What are you doing?
00:01:53.000 You're gonna get in?
00:01:54.000 No!
00:01:55.000 No!
00:01:56.000 No!
00:01:57.000 I got this.
00:01:58.000 Blah!
00:01:59.000 I got this.
00:02:00.000 I got this.
00:02:01.000 It's a lot of stuff right now.
00:02:02.000 It's a lot of stuff right now.
00:02:03.000 I got this.
00:02:04.520 Bruh.
00:02:05.360 I got this.
00:02:09.000 Steve!
00:02:10.580 Hey, so we're like locked in.
00:02:12.600 So if you can come out to the hallway, that'd be absolutely amazing.
00:02:16.340 Oh, fuck.
00:02:17.820 Fuck.
00:02:30.020 Why did I trust this guy, bro?
00:02:31.580 Why did I trust this fucking guy?
00:02:33.000 Hey, Steve, are you in your room?
00:02:45.740 Yes.
00:02:46.480 Okay, whereby we got locked in, so Happy Dad dude tried to go to the back entrance,
00:02:51.200 and now we're like locked in something.
00:02:53.140 Where you at?
00:02:53.820 So remember you walked in from the club?
00:02:57.700 There's a door.
00:02:58.660 Can you guys come up to our room or no?
00:03:00.640 We're trying to.
00:03:01.320 I have the room number.
00:03:02.080 Don't say it, but I have the room number.
00:03:04.640 We're literally at the entrance to the hotel, but through the side entrance.
00:03:10.880 You know the side entrance that you guys went in through?
00:03:13.720 No, I don't.
00:03:14.860 You guys are in.
00:03:15.800 What's up?
00:03:16.260 What's up?
00:03:18.040 The door is locked.
00:03:19.800 The door is locked.
00:03:20.960 If you can go down to, Sneeko's going to text you the floor number, and if you can go down
00:03:25.940 to the, that floor, you'll be able to find us.
00:03:29.580 Just FaceTime him.
00:03:33.240 Got you.
00:03:35.820 Text him.
00:03:36.440 Yeah, I got you.
00:03:36.820 Steve, we'll do it.
00:03:41.420 The only person that came in clutch.
00:03:43.240 Walk back towards the club, so you're going to see the bungalows.
00:03:46.200 Here, we'll bang on the door.
00:03:47.480 Tell me if you can hear this.
00:03:48.600 Don't say the number, Steve.
00:03:49.740 Don't say the number.
00:03:52.460 Can you hear that?
00:03:53.200 So, go towards the end of the hallway.
00:04:02.880 Steve, I got you a nice present if you can save us.
00:04:05.700 All right.
00:04:06.200 I think I got you.
00:04:11.240 Do you hear that?
00:04:12.300 I'm ruining it.
00:04:13.400 You hear it?
00:04:15.100 Steve, Steve, we're coming.
00:04:18.760 Steve, the blue pillow's coming.
00:04:20.280 His jewelry sounds ridiculous.
00:04:23.200 Your jewelry sounds like cowbells.
00:04:24.860 Steve!
00:04:25.760 Steve!
00:04:29.980 Steve, they are coming.
00:04:31.780 Holy shit.
00:04:32.840 Oh, my God.
00:04:34.720 Yeah!
00:04:36.340 No way!
00:04:38.800 Steve!
00:04:39.580 Steve!
00:04:41.180 Steve.
00:04:41.620 I got you, dude.
00:04:42.420 Steve.
00:04:43.400 You're just saying Aiden has a party right now?
00:04:46.860 Meet up with Aiden.
00:04:47.640 Meet up with Aiden.
00:04:48.240 Chat.
00:04:51.020 Wasn't invited.
00:04:53.200 So, I'm not going to go crash a party that I'm not invited to.
00:04:59.160 Even though everybody, I know everybody there, bro.
00:05:04.660 It's cool.
00:05:06.760 Chat, is it, what age are you too old to even be celebrating birthdays?
00:05:09.680 It is haram to celebrate birthdays.
00:05:11.440 I asked Sheikh with mine about that to confirm.
00:05:13.020 I would say he's like my personal scholar, even though he doesn't like that word.
00:05:16.540 Celebrating birthdays is kind of gay.
00:05:17.940 It's pretty homosexual.
00:05:18.660 Like how you're a grown man blowing out candles.
00:05:22.320 You turn 32 and you're going to go blow out candles on a cupcake with your friends and you sing a song.
00:05:27.620 And you're going to open up bubbly little gifts.
00:05:29.220 And then they're going to punch you for your, bro.
00:05:31.380 It's just, it's just, after 10, you're too old to be celebrating birthdays like that.
00:05:37.360 It's also, apparently in Islam, they see it as a ritual to, kind of like a ritual to declaring that you're getting older.
00:05:44.960 In real time, it's aging you and you're celebrating it.
00:05:47.440 You shouldn't be celebrating something like that.
00:05:49.120 Okay, thanks for the 10.
00:05:50.580 Myron donated $5.
00:05:52.320 What up, Myron?
00:05:52.720 Don't go, you know, he low-key hate on you and banned your name in chat.
00:05:56.360 You don't need anybody.
00:05:57.720 You're creative.
00:05:58.460 Just call a whore and pipe her brains on while the normies are homo.
00:06:02.700 Your real friends are in NY and Miami.
00:06:07.680 Okay, stand just at each other.
00:06:09.120 I'm starting.
00:06:09.760 W, Indian, everybody chat.
00:06:10.980 And pray with me if you're Muslim.
00:06:12.480 You can sit right here right now.
00:06:13.320 This is Isha?
00:06:15.640 This is Esha.
00:06:16.520 Esha, Esha.
00:06:17.200 Sorry.
00:06:17.940 Okay, I'm giving you a comma.
00:06:19.120 Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
00:06:21.780 Inshuldら, Allah, ilaha illallah, allah inshuldumes.
00:06:22.460 Inshuldu, Allah, ilaha illallah.
00:06:24.420 Inshuldu, Allah, the주, Allah.
00:06:27.140 Inshuldu, Allah, inhamdulillah, inshuldu.
00:06:30.500 Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
00:06:34.100 La ilaha illallah.
00:06:39.020 Allahu Akbar.
00:06:44.800 Alhamdulillah, Rabbil Alameen.
00:06:47.100 Ar-Rahman Ar-Rahim, Malik Yawmi D-Din
00:06:51.780 Iyaka na'budu wa Iyaka nasta'in
00:06:55.620 Ihdinas sirata al-mustaqim
00:06:58.380 Sirata al-Nazina namta alayhim
00:07:01.260 Wairin maqdubi alayhim
00:07:03.540 Waladda'u al-Nin
00:07:05.460 Amin
00:07:08.460 Allah al-Samad
00:07:10.740 Lam yalid wa lam yulad
00:07:12.720 Wa lam yukul lahu kufu'an ahad
00:07:15.220 Allahu akbar
00:07:17.100 Bismillah
00:07:23.460 Allah
00:07:27.540 Allahu akbar
00:07:28.700 Allahu akbar
00:07:35.340 Allahu akbar
00:07:38.080 Allahu akbar
00:07:45.220 Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen
00:07:50.240 Rahman Ar-Rahim
00:07:52.260 Malik Yawmi D-Din
00:07:54.420 Iyaka na'budu wa Iyaka nasta'in
00:07:57.760 Ihdinas sirata al-mustaqim
00:08:00.460 Sirata al-Nazina namta alayhim
00:08:03.260 Wairin maqdubi alayhim
00:08:05.420 Waladda'al-Nin
00:08:07.380 Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Al-Falak
00:08:11.240 Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Al-Falak
00:08:13.340 Wa min sharri ghasrikin izah wakab
00:08:16.360 Wa min sharri nafasati fil uqad
00:08:19.520 Wa min sharri hasidin izah hasad
00:08:22.540 Allahu akbar
00:08:23.920 Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Al-Falak
00:08:33.020 Allah
00:08:34.240 Allahu akbar
00:08:35.540 Allahu akbar
00:08:42.180 Allahu akbar
00:08:43.300 Allahu akbar
00:08:46.460 Allahu akbar
00:08:52.280 Allahu Ekber
00:09:05.220 Allahu Ekber
00:09:22.280 Allahu Ekber
00:09:29.280 Allahu Ekber
00:09:37.280 Allahu Ekber
00:09:41.280 Allahu Ekber
00:09:51.280 Allahu Ekber
00:09:58.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:00.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:04.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:11.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:18.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:22.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:24.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:31.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:38.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:45.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:52.280 Allahu Ekber
00:10:54.280 Allahu Ekber
00:11:01.280 As-salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah
00:11:04.280 As-salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah
00:11:08.280 yeah
00:11:15.280 I think I messed up a little bit but yeah I usually it's hard to see you but uh yeah I think I got like ninety percent of it
00:11:19.280 yeah it's okay if he messed up it's not his fault he's not there with you i think i know i think i did I think i did
00:11:25.280 Okay, good stuff, bro.