SNEAKO - February 20, 2024


SNEAKO Roasts His Viewers Daily Eats


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

147.09088

Word Count

3,418

Sentence Count

6

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 if you've ever wondered how i have so much energy to be able to go to the gym twice a day stream
00:00:04.320 run all my businesses it's because i need to have a stimulant and a capsule right here
00:00:08.560 saber supplements saber is proven to boost your testosterone give you more energy it's a stimulant
00:00:13.440 i take four in the morning sometimes you can just take two if you want to be lame but we just
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00:00:23.200 now a lot of people on twitter are talking about it i'm very excited to see more people take it in
00:00:27.120 the future but this is right here this is where i get my energy this is how i feel vital it's proven
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00:00:43.040 who had the best eats eats of the day the winner of this challenge everybody
00:00:49.120 gets 500 okay whoever has the best eats you guys call me lazy co all the time i want to do more
00:00:54.560 of these day in the life challenges the last one was a lot of fun last one was a lot of fun we want
00:00:58.800 to see ian gary bro ian gary gets too much hate ian gary gets too much hate i don't know if i
00:01:05.600 sympathize with him because um it's not fun to get called a cuck by the entire internet
00:01:10.480 and also strickland but now ian gary's good bro i want to see him do well i don't know i root for that
00:01:15.760 guy i root for that guy okay let's see these daily eats videos last chance to submit let's see let's see
00:01:20.400 let's see let's see let's see let's see so usually i'll start my days with a pure protein bar
00:01:26.000 this has 20 grams of protein whoever has okay so we're gonna the 500 winner is whoever has like the
00:01:30.640 most creative funny or best eats video just like whatever you guys think is the best video so let's
00:01:34.480 see this from uh rising legends tuna is a pretty good way to start one or the other this is the
00:01:39.520 brokest meal i've ever seen i'll take these before going to the gym i know you don't like prime but
00:01:44.640 they're good at makes you already lost creating so i use them for that and plus i got them for a
00:01:48.960 dollar or else i wouldn't have gotten them you lost and i can't like over here we got he deserves to
00:01:55.440 get banned from the server some good chicken all you gotta do is punch holes in this throw in the
00:01:59.520 microwave for two minutes form factor pretty good minutes also got some salmon and mexican stuff
00:02:07.120 chief i'll drink um sparkling water with my food wait wait so you drink this shit but you drink prime
00:02:15.360 too i really like the lime flavor ones and energy drinks that's for before during after gym
00:02:21.040 yeah that's more no skip skip skip giant l giant l this got six w's l
00:02:27.360 fuck you real let's see
00:02:33.600 okay this is his his all right um he's drinking a beer
00:02:38.480 were you in fucking are you in dominican republic
00:02:41.520 some mexico or something this is good eats over here but you're not cooking that shit so
00:02:45.600 this what i eat in a day as a turkish dude living in turkey aka the trenches sneaker fans must be
00:02:50.640 productive so i started spamming some push-ups making my bed here all right i just cooked some eggs i don't
00:02:55.040 really like breakfast so i only eat two eggs for breakfast nothing else let's get some salt all
00:02:59.920 right it's time to eat bismillah um seven point five out of ten it's time for the second one all right
00:03:06.720 second one bro my fingers if i want to make it out the trenches i gotta put in the work you know
00:03:12.640 i'm saying i started by pirating sneaker's creativity kit and i took some notes then i worked on my online
00:03:22.240 business and scripted some videos it's time to touch grass so i'm on my way to eat a shawarma there's
00:03:26.560 no grass here i live in the city where the earthquake in turkey happened a year ago so the
00:03:31.440 roads are messed up that's why i they didn't get enough of your city bro they're gonna keep going
00:03:35.360 say i'm in the trenches the city i'm in was already bad enough before the earthquake don't even get me
00:03:39.600 started on turkey's account and i don't know if you happen this is sauce you pour on the shawarma this
00:03:43.200 is turkey's traditional drink ayran this is my favorite food of all time 9.5 out of 10. that meal
00:03:47.920 costed me 110 to 10 dollars get these whores out of love speech how about you just into
00:03:54.720 oh god i'm muting you to get something sweet we got hella turkish snacks here and that's coca-cola
00:04:01.360 you already know we boycotting bro oh yeah i'm easily buying this chat am i racist for buying the pro tip
00:04:05.680 don't eat chips they're extremely unhealthy actually anything from the supermarket i'm buying this too
00:04:10.080 and watch this transition this transition better be good we is back at the crib first i got the cookie
00:04:14.800 that i'm not going to be mentioning the name of i hope this doesn't turn me jamaican bruh bismillah
00:04:22.080 you cost to 813 donated 10 dollars d-doxed me and ordered pizzas to my apartment what do you
00:04:29.200 plan on doing how about you guys go outside huh power i possess the powers finally since it gave me
00:04:34.240 the n-word pass i'm gonna give it a 10 out of 10. now we got the turkish snack that i would put in
00:04:38.000 top three like genuinely this is better than sneakers
00:04:40.320 ew bro you were winning until you did this this is just like you should have the awareness
00:04:48.080 the situational awareness to not put this on the internet bro come on man boom
00:04:55.200 hey bro hey hey hey i don't know about i don't know about y'all niggas but hey
00:05:00.240 shit shit funny about 10 out of 10 genuinely easily attend at last we got water 10 out of 10
00:05:08.560 everybody join active income yes sir all right this guy won so far big w to the gay turkish guy who
00:05:14.400 stole my uh was still active income what's up guys here bangs with an educational video
00:05:21.360 of what i eat for breakfast what's with you guys in the raw eggs i haven't done that in a year did you
00:05:28.880 do i need to bring back the raw eggs you take three eggs oh wait
00:05:37.840 ew
00:05:40.640 why are you moaning sorry just watch this take the shell off before
00:05:46.880 i genuinely sometimes like i look at this and i look what i've done and i'm like i hate my
00:06:07.120 audience like i don't like you guys i don't like you guys what have i done take this
00:06:16.880 i'm about to throw up just
00:06:32.400 stop moaning the good ones right there okay
00:06:36.320 all right you guys ready for this no
00:06:55.440 get to the like edit this a little bit better huh
00:07:00.960 you got the cup right here i'm joking i love you guys but holy
00:07:04.560 fuck educational bro why are you breathing so much
00:07:11.200 right there okay all right what's up
00:07:14.400 shut up have you ever eaten like dogcat have i ever eaten dogcat
00:07:18.400 no i'm not i'm not a lie i think i ate dog before my my dad like he went to mexico and he came back with
00:07:23.120 like beef jerky yeah that wasn't beef but today we'll be making my new favorite eats we're
00:07:27.120 gonna start out with this special ingredient his name is max max how do you feel about this now we're
00:07:32.160 gonna make this special sauce with the special spices i stole from african children and mix it up
00:07:36.480 after that we're gonna cut and slice our main ingredient
00:07:38.800 what and then put the sauce in we then cook max for three to five hours and finally we're done
00:07:44.160 i hope you guys enjoyed that please like and subscribe
00:07:46.000 okay
00:08:02.720 ew
00:08:09.760 Sneeko updates donated $10 on god I'm gonna be homeless soon without the
00:08:34.940 jacosta door dash donation after the gym my first meal of the day is some w goyslop I got a kids meal since
00:08:41.540 sneeko fans are under 10 years old and it comes with the toy too let's check it out
00:08:45.500 I hate like I'm gonna stop I'm just gonna answer
00:08:52.820 whoever that Ahmad Hadad guy is he needs to chill you don't own us sneeko is doing everything completely
00:09:00.500 halal and his reap sec yo can you muscle the police stop arguing with each other in the TTS shut up yo
00:09:07.100 kitten shut up haram police shut up no one cares no one cares yeah she was pretty made I'm not gonna
00:09:20.660 lie after that goyslop my testosterone went so low I start driving like a woman driving like a woman
00:09:25.640 made me realize that I've been possessed by the transgender demon spirit this guy's playing
00:09:29.660 death grips over this edit like jezebel so I need to chug some eggs to get that testosterone up and
00:09:34.580 embrace the autistic schizo
00:09:36.260 I'm fucking he's got the birds too I can tell by the death grips he's been watching for like a couple
00:09:50.780 years I gotta bring the eggs back you guys clearly want the eggs huh
00:09:55.700 after I kicked that demons ass I relapsed on nofap and now I realize that
00:10:05.780 I need to go monk mode so I ate some fruit what the fuck
00:10:12.660 sneeko I want to buy a camera with that 500 I'm a wagey okay well I think he's close
00:10:25.000 I think he's close to um to the turkish guy
00:10:28.600 let's see and look at ways in here saying you guys can't read it's supposed to be a one minute
00:10:34.240 video ways your video was like four minutes long and boring your video was over two and a half minutes
00:10:39.380 why are you correcting people you didn't even follow the rules you're trying to set let's see
00:10:42.920 this guy okay it's bulking season the first thing I ate was meat meat meat then I ate a chocolate egg
00:10:48.980 fuck chocolate eggs I will eat ten fucking eggs okay eggs I get it
00:10:56.420 damn now I put the secret sauce
00:11:05.040 the secret sauce is cocaine protein sorry sorry more a little bit more a little bit more
00:11:19.500 I was still hungry so I got this peanut butter
00:11:27.240 so I get this peanut butter
00:11:36.240 over the expiration date but I drink anyway chocolates no rice and I got a watermelon because it helps
00:11:46.240 and then I had the fish for dinner I thought it was a joke but I think you guys actually have
00:11:55.980 autism genuinely it's great though I you know what I hated you guys and I like this again this guy
00:12:00.620 also a close winner I might I might pick a couple and split the 500 like a brokey
00:12:05.540 let's see nada is it a girl in here oh my god this is the psycho you remember when she sent me a
00:12:11.620 voodoo doll for Christmas by the way the po box is still open mod spend the po box we got to do
00:12:15.360 another opening soon if you guys see it right now spend the po box but this is the fucking creepiest
00:12:20.100 that I've ever seen in my life like this might be a CIA agent like do you see look how that's me in
00:12:26.060 the back somebody cast a voodoo spell on me
00:12:28.920 so what are the eats your eats your is it my brains what are those okay so you chop up pretzels
00:12:58.000 dinner what is that is that poop or dirt
00:13:08.900 dessert ice cream
00:13:16.000 all right um
00:13:20.000 Muslims I know that you guys there's a way to
00:13:27.740 um there's protections that you could read could someone do that for me right now please
00:13:31.420 kitten or haram please instead of yapping in the tts about how I'm like a bad person for keeping girls
00:13:36.420 in the community can you like read a blessing right now I genuinely think that was black magic that we
00:13:42.200 all just saw stuff for a lot of everybody we could maybe all separate christians you guys can do
00:13:46.460 whatever I don't what do you guys do the side of the cross to get this away
00:13:48.740 fucking hell bro satanic edit
00:13:52.420 you already know sunshine and rain we outside with it
00:13:55.820 okay
00:13:56.540 100% handslaughter
00:13:59.480 yeah
00:13:59.960 not that bismillah halal y'all have you trying to get away with
00:14:03.100 yeah you already know
00:14:04.420 uh-huh that's a queen's shisha dude
00:14:07.420 why'd you just film your daughters bro that made it look like that was the food
00:14:16.100 you didn't say hello to them or introduce them
00:14:19.420 alhamdulillah
00:14:25.640 it looks crazy
00:14:28.280 w ritual
00:14:32.800 those were his wives wait whoever said that bro you're gonna get banned of course wait
00:14:45.200 zirka fan said those were his wives
00:14:48.180 i can't
00:14:57.240 yo assalamualaikum
00:15:04.620 alaikum salam
00:15:05.580 that food does look good
00:15:06.840 look at the nike tech this this has to be queen's am i wrong wait what's her name bro
00:15:11.860 big h
00:15:13.000 this reminds me of like forest hills
00:15:16.920 the nike tech though the asian guy this screams queens
00:15:23.140 wallahi this is queens
00:15:24.760 but also got the w
00:15:28.260 this is one of the girls in love speech hey what's up em
00:15:34.340 stop hating on her okay
00:15:35.980 all right incels
00:15:37.480 everyone gets so mad at her direct the incel anger towards actual whores or just towards getting
00:15:42.000 better
00:15:42.200 why does she have a voice changer
00:15:49.420 okay
00:15:50.420 ended at the sauna but don't worry it's a female only gym so there aren't any sweaty men here
00:15:53.640 don't forget to stay hydrated
00:15:54.540 stop at the grocery store to pick up the most nutritious member of the berry family
00:15:57.800 i'm always hungry for blueberry
00:15:59.340 i'm doing my best to protect you
00:16:04.420 ladies in love speech you're gonna make blueberry jokes and you're gonna make blueberry jokes
00:16:08.240 by the way stop swearing in the tts or else it's not gonna read idiot
00:16:15.460 bush did 9-11
00:16:24.420 outstream
00:16:26.620 okay incel she's roasting you
00:16:32.080 yeah she's a better editor than all you like than a lot of you debaters
00:16:43.840 hey welcome to this weird world um
00:16:55.080 welcome
00:16:57.080 okay this is my daily life okay this is from popcorn come man
00:17:07.620 it's a rich streamer you know that's my room i live in a mansion
00:17:10.160 wake up in a way you know what i'm saying
00:17:12.600 gotta get up i check my youtube see how much money i make
00:17:15.620 then i spend that shit on fentanyl
00:17:17.860 my dealer actually delivers it to my door so it's pretty convenient
00:17:22.020 my breakfast just add a little bit of fent in my cereal you know what i'm saying
00:17:29.060 just make it just make it good
00:17:31.040 then after i watch my favorite streamer hasanabi
00:17:33.840 you should never you should never agree
00:17:36.440 you know after the fent hits i just start tweaking hard
00:17:38.880 yeah so i get some like coffee to wake up from the fent
00:17:41.800 after that i play with my dog max
00:17:43.700 just me playing with him
00:17:44.680 i play with him really rough you know what i'm saying
00:17:47.000 give you some back shots for dinner
00:17:49.260 did you just edit in thrusting shots of your dog
00:17:52.200 a little banana you know i'll just add a little bit of fent
00:17:54.280 you know just a little bit of fent for the flavor
00:17:55.800 and yeah that's my day in my life thanks for watching guys
00:17:57.920 hey alice
00:18:03.360 so this is what i
00:18:04.620 hey you guys remember her one of the low speech girls
00:18:06.640 day as a model i start my morning off with a cough
00:18:09.660 as a model
00:18:10.720 go straight to some school work
00:18:13.120 why don't you just message her privately
00:18:24.080 bro shut the fuck up
00:18:25.380 shut up
00:18:26.060 just like stop conversating
00:18:34.460 about haram police activities
00:18:37.520 through tts
00:18:38.620 dm her
00:18:39.660 or just don't
00:18:41.120 or just do something with your life
00:18:42.540 let me go watch this model talk about her day
00:18:44.820 two hours in
00:18:46.160 and i realize how much money i'm spending
00:18:48.400 for a piece of paper
00:18:49.800 when i could just turn all of it online for free
00:18:51.840 but that's okay
00:18:52.960 we move on
00:18:53.600 right here i'm measuring myself
00:18:55.440 and i had a little breakdown
00:18:57.140 because i realized
00:18:58.180 i'm an inch fatter than where i should be
00:19:00.540 you fucking whale
00:19:01.660 so i ran to the restroom
00:19:02.740 and you know i had to let it out
00:19:03.840 you know
00:19:04.460 gotta do what i gotta do
00:19:05.680 yeah go back in there
00:19:06.820 and shove a couple more fingers down that throat
00:19:08.340 you didn't do enough
00:19:09.000 so about this time it's lunch time
00:19:10.900 so i cut up half her granola
00:19:12.380 and i pour myself some red bull
00:19:15.120 why would you put it in that glass
00:19:16.720 the red bull is gonna be
00:19:17.440 and of course the only woman
00:19:18.620 like is a bad representation
00:19:19.700 of the ladies in love speech
00:19:20.740 you can't even cook
00:19:21.420 the fuck are you cooking
00:19:22.480 and matt your husband's gonna see this
00:19:24.420 your future husband is gonna see
00:19:25.900 this terrible chef activity
00:19:28.420 like a pregame for the gym right now
00:19:30.520 so yeah
00:19:31.340 so back from the gym
00:19:32.740 i make some dinner
00:19:33.680 small portions for every meal
00:19:36.040 trust me
00:19:36.900 it is better than it looks
00:19:38.160 and unfortunately this will be the last
00:19:40.320 hello big head co-donated ten dollars
00:19:42.760 what up
00:19:43.060 arden makes people do humiliation rituals
00:19:45.820 for clout and fame
00:19:47.180 he made speed pipe a transformer
00:19:49.460 and then recently made
00:19:51.060 cheezus spit and suck
00:19:52.220 on something live on stream
00:19:53.920 don't trust the juice
00:19:55.720 okay
00:19:57.780 because i'm not allowed to eat at night
00:20:00.220 w w alice
00:20:03.580 w alice nice
00:20:04.320 you're not allowed to eat
00:20:05.060 like but that looks fucking disgusting
00:20:06.700 like um
00:20:07.800 step it up a little bit
00:20:08.920 this is the worst meal i've ever seen
00:20:10.360 let's go again
00:20:13.180 son of a bitch
00:20:14.660 okay this is two minutes long
00:20:16.640 in the united states
00:20:17.120 you're probably a fat person
00:20:18.080 who has pre-diabetes
00:20:18.980 if you don't know
00:20:19.620 i'm not watching it too long
00:20:20.580 first i woke up
00:20:22.580 and prayed phage your prayer
00:20:23.740 gotta start the day right
00:20:25.180 you know
00:20:25.640 then i put on unique's outfit
00:20:27.420 ready to take on the world
00:20:28.980 the weather was like
00:20:29.880 something out of a horror movie
00:20:31.080 seriously
00:20:32.060 i have expected zombies
00:20:33.840 to start popping up
00:20:34.960 in just my luck
00:20:37.880 we had a field trip
00:20:39.020 okay
00:20:39.820 hey cracker
00:20:41.400 are you edging around in here
00:20:42.360 oh my god
00:20:44.880 look at the cracker slaves doing
00:20:46.380 they get paid
00:20:48.960 stop
00:20:50.240 crackers
00:20:50.700 can you stop acting
00:20:52.020 and making it seem like
00:20:52.920 i don't pay you
00:20:53.460 just fuck
00:20:55.420 i'm like losing
00:20:58.620 losing brain cells right now
00:21:00.640 just fucking with you nigga
00:21:02.320 i need you to have energy
00:21:05.640 for stream tonight
00:21:06.640 so how about you eat these crackers
00:21:08.360 bronson you're making it seem
00:21:15.100 like i made you do this
00:21:16.060 as a humiliation ritual
00:21:17.220 this is
00:21:17.620 i'll give you water later
00:21:29.500 stop being a little bitch
00:21:30.480 pussy nigga
00:21:31.060 lock in on clips tonight
00:21:33.940 i have to get my ass kicked
00:21:35.080 in another sparring session
00:21:36.260 farewell baby boy
00:21:37.480 all right
00:21:41.360 did you have to add the whippers
00:21:45.880 eating good
00:21:49.520 that looks
00:21:50.340 these are the worst eats i've ever seen
00:21:53.280 this is what i eat today
00:21:55.960 as a homeless teenager
00:21:57.040 i woke up
00:21:57.860 i brushed my teeth
00:21:58.880 i had these steamed vegetables
00:22:00.340 you know
00:22:01.540 these steamed vegetables
00:22:02.240 actually have a lot of protein
00:22:03.400 in them
00:22:03.860 they're very nice
00:22:04.860 ew
00:22:06.320 worst
00:22:07.440 this was just a giant
00:22:09.520 who won
00:22:10.460 okay i think the turkish guy
00:22:11.660 it's bunking season
00:22:13.120 this guy also won
00:22:15.220 i'll split the 500
00:22:16.360 after the jam
00:22:17.860 my first meal
00:22:18.460 and this guy
00:22:19.800 so the three winners
00:22:20.500 turkish guy
00:22:21.260 jay
00:22:22.720 and akai
00:22:24.480 so we're gonna split that
00:22:26.080 um
00:22:26.580 and not the voodoo doll
00:22:30.500 so crackers
00:22:31.020 if you can get there
00:22:31.620 the crypto
00:22:32.080 stuff like that
00:22:32.800 and you know what's really annoying
00:22:33.940 when you guys are like
00:22:34.400 oh i don't have crypto
00:22:35.240 how are you that
00:22:36.060 bro step your game up
00:22:37.300 step your game up
00:22:37.880 this is the competition
00:22:38.940 yes it was
00:22:39.460 the girl
00:22:39.920 no the girl didn't win
00:22:40.940 nobody deserves money
00:22:45.220 so cerveza
00:22:48.700 shri
00:22:53.180 sugar
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