SNEAKO - July 08, 2024
SNEAKO's Best Monkey Stream Moments! (June & July 2024)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 3 minutes
Words per minute
139.24487
Harmful content
Misogyny
153
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Toxicity
599
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Hate speech
134
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Summary
In this episode, we have our first guest on the show, Shania! She's a streamer, she's black, and she's funny as hell. We talk about a lot of things, but I'm not going to spoil any of it for you.
Transcript
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Wait, why is Kai's tonight your favorite streamer?
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and all that sort of fun. Okay, what website do I stream?
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I didn't even know you was even on stream today.
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Alright, get out of here. Get out of here.
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You guys look like different races of the same person.
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Do you need fake IDs or are you old enough to use a real ID?
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It says your name is Natalie and you have nails as your profile picture.
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If that's Nico, it's gonna show my face in the live stream and I don't look good.
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And, uh, what about your, so what's your relation?
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Cause I know you're asking saying that shit.
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No, cause I know this is dead ass, Sneeko.
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Of course the TikTok people are like thirsty as hell right now.
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I don't get how the monkey IQ, they don't move past this.
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But I just want to make it clear before I say this,
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because I don't want to be talking to some random monkey.
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But I'm just saying, like, it's kind of crazy how you're on fucking monkey right now.
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Like, are you really, like, that down bad?
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Yes, we're down bad enough to want to fuck you.
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So, like, no, like, Sneeko, I used to see you on, like, TikTok, and I thought you were,
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You're not, like, you're not dumb or whatever.
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But after, like, Kai and shit would post it about you, you, like, fell off.
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I mean, like, I don't know if TikTok shadow banned you, but I haven't seen you at all.
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So, is that falling off or getting canceled by big tech?
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Holden, you haven't seen any of the videos.
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It's the fact that, like, I've never met anybody on, like, an act like this before,
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Like, you're saying that I used to be funny and that I fell off.
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Your relationship has so little entertainment that you guys have to resort to going on Monkey
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Is there that little passion in your relationship that you need to talk to random men on Monkey
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instead of entertaining each other and look into each other's eyes lovingly?
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You guys are dating with each other and are so disinterested that you need to talk to random
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Listen, we don't even need to fucking fight.
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How are you so unattracted to your boyfriend that you're talking to me right now instead
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Here's how I know that your sex is terrible because if it was good, you would be like putting
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your legs all over him and begging for more.
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But it was so uninteresting that there's low energy transferred over to Monkey and now
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The crazy thing is I just said that in front of your boyfriend and he's silent right now.
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Why doesn't he defend himself for something that...
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Hey, do not take anything I said personally about your sister.
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And I would beat the fuck out of you, bro.
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You would have died if you was in the ring.
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He's making fun of us when he's on monkey.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Make his Snapchat so he can make lumpia love to you adobo chicken.
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Sneakle's going to contact you and fucking...
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They were doing hearts and cheering and now they're hiding behind the chair.
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Hurry before the power goes out in your country.
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Okay, you guys are scaring the shit out of us, chat.
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Do you mind if I add you and maybe fuck you doggy this week type shit?
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Fentanyl and I realize how stupid I'm being.
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I'm sick for my mother and you just have to have this.
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I'm too famous to be involved in that shit.
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I'm too rich and famous to be involved in what you're accused of.
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Do you mind if my boy Sneakle hits it from the back?
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I'll tell you where I'm from if you give me a 360.
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Just grab something from the sink and come back here.
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Excuse me, young lady that I'm going to throat fuck.
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Does your friend want to double date with Sneaky Oak?
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It was the bitch that wasn't getting attention that she skipped.
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Every time it's the ugly chick that sabotages, chat.
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Do you want to go on a date with one of us, maybe?
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You look like you're working at a DMV, you stupid trailer trash cook.
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Tell me one if you're ready and if you're going to be in there, bro.
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How about we go mini golfing and then you pretend like you don't know how to golf and so I need
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to grab your waist and then direct the golf club.
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Does she want to get some moshi moshis with us?
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Zendaya, you look like a fucking train wreck.
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Because you're a fucking broke ass, weak ass nigga.
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Let's do less yap on the next one, though.
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Everyone wants things so fast, but everything comes at, like, a pace.
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If you really want to know, like, certain things, like, it comes at, like, a...
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Everyone is so fucking fast in their approach these days.
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Like, I didn't think I was old until, like, I came on this fucking site.
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If you were asking about the present and you draw the high priestess,
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it means that intuition and inner knowledge are your guides,
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This card serves as a reminder to trust the wisdom that comes within.
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Even the external circumstances may be unclear.
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It encourages you for a period of self-reflection and meditation,
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enabling you to connect deeply with your subconscious mind.
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I would read more, but most people, like yourself,
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Why don't we, uh, you want to do some push-ups right now?
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You want to do some, some squats or some skips?
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So this girl, she just, she just came out of, she started rapping out of nowhere.
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And then, before she ended her rap, she was like, and you pretty as fuck.
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Wait, do you think that we deserve slavery reparations?
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How much money should we get for slavery reparations?
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And then what's the first thing that you're going to buy with your 10K reparations?
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I feel like I'm going to start saving for something I really want.
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I do want to try and I want to remodel my room.
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And get new wallpaper, get new carpet, get new bed, get new dresser, everything.
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I have a different aesthetic than what my room looks like.
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I like white people, but as soon as I got on here, it's nothing but white people, so
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But he's kind of black, like he's like a shadow.
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I mean, let's see, who's my other favorite white person?
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Bro, I told you to name three white people.
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Isn't Ariana Grande, she's basically black, you know?
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So, it's basically, I'm going to sing the little ducky song.
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I'm going to sing the little ducky song, but I'm going to throat sing.
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And then when I bounce, rate my throat singing out of 10.
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But it's throat singing, so it might sound a little funny, because throat singing is different.
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I got to put something like this, because I get nervous, okay?
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It's the facial expressions that everybody gives.
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YouTube, YouTube, welcome back to another video.
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Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture.
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Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture.
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Hey, don't listen to that nigga in the middle, bro.
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That ain't gonna know what he talking about.
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Are you the guy that got beat up by Jack Doherty, dude?
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Hey, you can pull up wherever we are and you can find out.
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I feel like in your boxing fight, he's gonna check his chat like every round.
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No, before every round, I'm gonna look what the chat's in.
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Also, I heard you talk about, like, stream or chat or something.
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People crashing out 40 and, like, there's nothing else going on besides gang shit.
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Like, and you expect me not to talk shit to people like that.
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No, you went on that date with that one bitch!
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You dated that one bitch who got famous for it, right?
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Yeah, why are your eyes popping like that, bro?
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Dude, this guy's just meth crazy shit man!
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I would've told fuck 32 right then and there...
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When I'm back in my heyday when I was your age.
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Yeah, I guess you don't smoke off-stream, nigga.
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He basically said you look like a gay person.
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Why do you have a Jewish hand of Hamza around your neck?
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I'm not really into black guys, so I'm going to have to go with Sniko.
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I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
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It was the first girls that popped up all day, too.
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Why the fuck you just called me lame, bro?
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I don't even know how to react to y'all right now.
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Man, Cuffin, you the ugliest shit in the guy.
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You don't need to do that shit all the time.
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Let's just assume that they're the age that they say they are.
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Like that whole demonic conversation with Garrett.
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Oh, give me a fortune and I'll tell you your fortune.
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You look like if someone AI'd you to make you look sad.
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Because the one over there wearing some cheap ass fucking sweatshirt that looks like it's
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The other one not even showing his damn face because he know he fucking ugly.
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Listen, sometimes you gotta wear two paper bags.
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One for your head and one for hers in case hers falls off.
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Bitch, because you think you're funny with them dumb ass headphones too.
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I don't think you're allowed to be saying that word.
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Because your parent, you come from a broken family.
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You're literally from fucking, you look like you're from Iraq.
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Bro, shut up with that fucking sweatshirt.
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And it looks dumb as hell with that red shit at the bottom.
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That janky ass beard, I cannot get over it.
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And them janky ass fibers on that big ass forehead stacking so high
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you don't even got enough fingers to fit on it.
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You look like you have irritable bowel syndrome.
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You look like you're in a commercial for fetal alcohol syndrome.
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You look like the most beautiful, ugly bitch on earth.
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So what do you do for fun besides, you know.
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You look like if, whoa, Vicky, stop pretending to be black.
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Why are you sitting here talking to me like this?
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You're a Mexican girl that does her eyebrows every day?
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I feel like I want to go do black people stuff with you.
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I want to take you for a walk around that abortion clinic.
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Hey, how about we get some Kentucky Fried Dickin in your fucking pussy?
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Can we run it like Thomas the Train or should we call it...
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Okay, but who would you rather have children with?
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I would shoot a load on your face until you look innocent.
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Do you want to watch a George Floyd documentary?
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If there was black people in that country at that time, I would believe the number.
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She does have really nice handwriting, doesn't she?
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It's like a hot accountant at the DMV that we look at.
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You remember that movie, that episode of Shrek, where Fiona became a human?