SNEAKO - July 08, 2024
SNEAKO's Best Monkey Stream Moments! (June & July 2024)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 3 minutes
Harmful content
Misogyny
153
sentences flagged
Toxicity
599
sentences flagged
Hate speech
134
sentences flagged
Summary
In this episode, we have our first guest on the show, Shania! She's a streamer, she's black, and she's funny as hell. We talk about a lot of things, but I'm not going to spoil any of it for you.
Transcript
00:00:12.000
Wait, why is Kai's tonight your favorite streamer?
1.00
00:00:44.000
and all that sort of fun. Okay, what website do I stream?
00:00:58.000
I didn't even know you was even on stream today.
00:01:04.000
Alright, get out of here. Get out of here.
0.99
00:04:32.000
You guys look like different races of the same person.
0.99
00:04:46.000
Do you need fake IDs or are you old enough to use a real ID?
00:05:59.000
It says your name is Natalie and you have nails as your profile picture.
00:06:16.000
If that's Nico, it's gonna show my face in the live stream and I don't look good.
1.00
00:06:29.000
And, uh, what about your, so what's your relation?
00:07:45.000
Cause I know you're asking saying that shit.
1.00
00:08:14.000
No, cause I know this is dead ass, Sneeko.
1.00
00:08:27.000
Of course the TikTok people are like thirsty as hell right now.
1.00
00:09:07.620
I don't get how the monkey IQ, they don't move past this.
00:09:10.400
But I just want to make it clear before I say this,
00:09:12.340
because I don't want to be talking to some random monkey.
00:09:21.560
But I'm just saying, like, it's kind of crazy how you're on fucking monkey right now.
0.96
00:09:26.420
Like, are you really, like, that down bad?
1.00
00:09:29.480
Yes, we're down bad enough to want to fuck you.
1.00
00:09:31.980
So, like, no, like, Sneeko, I used to see you on, like, TikTok, and I thought you were,
1.00
00:09:38.500
You're not, like, you're not dumb or whatever.
1.00
00:09:41.800
But after, like, Kai and shit would post it about you, you, like, fell off.
0.99
00:09:55.900
I mean, like, I don't know if TikTok shadow banned you, but I haven't seen you at all.
00:10:00.520
So, is that falling off or getting canceled by big tech?
00:10:08.620
Holden, you haven't seen any of the videos.
0.99
00:10:21.180
It's the fact that, like, I've never met anybody on, like, an act like this before,
0.99
00:11:20.760
Like, you're saying that I used to be funny and that I fell off.
00:11:29.120
Your relationship has so little entertainment that you guys have to resort to going on Monkey
00:11:42.680
Is there that little passion in your relationship that you need to talk to random men on Monkey
00:11:47.380
instead of entertaining each other and look into each other's eyes lovingly?
00:11:54.780
You guys are dating with each other and are so disinterested that you need to talk to random
00:12:04.940
Listen, we don't even need to fucking fight.
0.97
00:12:11.480
How are you so unattracted to your boyfriend that you're talking to me right now instead
00:12:23.640
Here's how I know that your sex is terrible because if it was good, you would be like putting
1.00
00:12:28.740
your legs all over him and begging for more.
0.99
00:12:30.980
But it was so uninteresting that there's low energy transferred over to Monkey and now
1.00
00:13:03.340
The crazy thing is I just said that in front of your boyfriend and he's silent right now.
00:13:12.240
Why doesn't he defend himself for something that...
1.00
00:15:22.520
Hey, do not take anything I said personally about your sister.
00:15:34.220
And I would beat the fuck out of you, bro.
1.00
00:15:38.360
You would have died if you was in the ring.
1.00
00:15:57.660
He's making fun of us when he's on monkey.
1.00
00:17:10.680
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:13.280
Make his Snapchat so he can make lumpia love to you adobo chicken.
1.00
00:17:25.140
Sneakle's going to contact you and fucking...
1.00
00:17:46.240
They were doing hearts and cheering and now they're hiding behind the chair.
00:18:16.160
Hurry before the power goes out in your country.
00:19:30.900
Okay, you guys are scaring the shit out of us, chat.
00:19:55.140
Do you mind if I add you and maybe fuck you doggy this week type shit?
1.00
00:20:09.600
Fentanyl and I realize how stupid I'm being.
1.00
00:20:30.840
I'm sick for my mother and you just have to have this.
00:20:46.780
I'm too famous to be involved in that shit.
1.00
00:20:53.200
I'm too rich and famous to be involved in what you're accused of.
00:22:27.680
Do you mind if my boy Sneakle hits it from the back?
1.00
00:22:34.500
I'll tell you where I'm from if you give me a 360.
00:22:49.420
Just grab something from the sink and come back here.
00:23:06.820
Excuse me, young lady that I'm going to throat fuck.
1.00
00:24:01.660
Does your friend want to double date with Sneaky Oak?
00:24:50.960
It was the bitch that wasn't getting attention that she skipped.
1.00
00:24:55.220
Every time it's the ugly chick that sabotages, chat.
1.00
00:25:35.580
Do you want to go on a date with one of us, maybe?
00:25:49.620
You look like you're working at a DMV, you stupid trailer trash cook.
1.00
00:26:02.980
Tell me one if you're ready and if you're going to be in there, bro.
00:27:07.200
How about we go mini golfing and then you pretend like you don't know how to golf and so I need
00:27:11.000
to grab your waist and then direct the golf club.
1.00
00:28:46.440
Does she want to get some moshi moshis with us?
1.00
00:29:05.960
Zendaya, you look like a fucking train wreck.
1.00
00:29:11.800
Because you're a fucking broke ass, weak ass nigga.
1.00
00:29:26.080
Let's do less yap on the next one, though.
0.99
00:29:47.220
Everyone wants things so fast, but everything comes at, like, a pace.
00:30:00.800
If you really want to know, like, certain things, like, it comes at, like, a...
0.73
00:30:07.160
Everyone is so fucking fast in their approach these days.
0.99
00:30:11.440
Like, I didn't think I was old until, like, I came on this fucking site.
0.99
00:30:25.080
If you were asking about the present and you draw the high priestess,
00:30:27.780
it means that intuition and inner knowledge are your guides,
00:30:34.180
This card serves as a reminder to trust the wisdom that comes within.
00:30:38.400
Even the external circumstances may be unclear.
00:30:42.060
It encourages you for a period of self-reflection and meditation,
00:30:46.240
enabling you to connect deeply with your subconscious mind.
00:30:53.320
I would read more, but most people, like yourself,
0.99
00:32:07.640
Why don't we, uh, you want to do some push-ups right now?
1.00
00:32:22.820
You want to do some, some squats or some skips?
00:32:43.920
So this girl, she just, she just came out of, she started rapping out of nowhere.
1.00
00:32:50.080
And then, before she ended her rap, she was like, and you pretty as fuck.
1.00
00:33:47.940
Wait, do you think that we deserve slavery reparations?
00:33:57.900
How much money should we get for slavery reparations?
00:34:07.100
And then what's the first thing that you're going to buy with your 10K reparations?
00:34:18.640
I feel like I'm going to start saving for something I really want.
00:34:31.420
I do want to try and I want to remodel my room.
00:34:38.860
And get new wallpaper, get new carpet, get new bed, get new dresser, everything.
00:34:53.040
I have a different aesthetic than what my room looks like.
00:35:08.260
I like white people, but as soon as I got on here, it's nothing but white people, so
0.96
00:35:33.480
But he's kind of black, like he's like a shadow.
1.00
00:35:38.100
I mean, let's see, who's my other favorite white person?
0.95
00:36:26.860
Bro, I told you to name three white people.
0.59
00:36:44.960
Isn't Ariana Grande, she's basically black, you know?
1.00
00:38:22.200
So, it's basically, I'm going to sing the little ducky song.
00:38:26.820
I'm going to sing the little ducky song, but I'm going to throat sing.
00:38:31.900
And then when I bounce, rate my throat singing out of 10.
00:38:40.440
But it's throat singing, so it might sound a little funny, because throat singing is different.
00:38:46.560
I got to put something like this, because I get nervous, okay?
00:39:00.440
It's the facial expressions that everybody gives.
00:39:43.420
YouTube, YouTube, welcome back to another video.
00:42:22.700
Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture.
1.00
00:42:26.700
Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture.
1.00
00:43:05.700
Hey, don't listen to that nigga in the middle, bro.
1.00
00:43:06.700
That ain't gonna know what he talking about.
0.98
00:44:38.700
Are you the guy that got beat up by Jack Doherty, dude?
00:45:21.700
Hey, you can pull up wherever we are and you can find out.
00:45:35.700
I feel like in your boxing fight, he's gonna check his chat like every round.
00:45:39.700
No, before every round, I'm gonna look what the chat's in.
00:46:14.700
Also, I heard you talk about, like, stream or chat or something.
00:46:28.700
People crashing out 40 and, like, there's nothing else going on besides gang shit.
1.00
00:46:44.700
Like, and you expect me not to talk shit to people like that.
0.99
00:47:31.700
No, you went on that date with that one bitch!
1.00
00:47:40.700
You dated that one bitch who got famous for it, right?
1.00
00:48:00.700
Yeah, why are your eyes popping like that, bro?
00:48:10.700
Dude, this guy's just meth crazy shit man!
1.00
00:48:15.700
I would've told fuck 32 right then and there...
1.00
00:48:52.700
When I'm back in my heyday when I was your age.
0.94
00:48:55.640
Yeah, I guess you don't smoke off-stream, nigga.
1.00
00:49:10.660
He basically said you look like a gay person.
0.99
00:49:13.220
Why do you have a Jewish hand of Hamza around your neck?
0.97
00:49:37.220
I'm not really into black guys, so I'm going to have to go with Sniko.
1.00
00:49:57.300
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
00:50:03.700
It was the first girls that popped up all day, too.
00:51:19.640
Why the fuck you just called me lame, bro?
1.00
00:51:21.720
I don't even know how to react to y'all right now.
00:52:27.220
Man, Cuffin, you the ugliest shit in the guy.
1.00
00:52:39.160
You don't need to do that shit all the time.
0.99
00:53:22.520
Let's just assume that they're the age that they say they are.
00:53:38.160
Like that whole demonic conversation with Garrett.
00:54:13.500
Oh, give me a fortune and I'll tell you your fortune.
00:54:27.500
You look like if someone AI'd you to make you look sad.
0.84
00:54:47.640
Because the one over there wearing some cheap ass fucking sweatshirt that looks like it's
1.00
00:54:58.520
The other one not even showing his damn face because he know he fucking ugly.
1.00
00:55:06.120
Listen, sometimes you gotta wear two paper bags.
00:55:08.840
One for your head and one for hers in case hers falls off.
1.00
00:55:15.540
Bitch, because you think you're funny with them dumb ass headphones too.
1.00
00:55:24.620
I don't think you're allowed to be saying that word.
00:55:29.460
Because your parent, you come from a broken family.
0.99
00:55:34.760
You're literally from fucking, you look like you're from Iraq.
1.00
00:55:49.860
Bro, shut up with that fucking sweatshirt.
1.00
00:55:53.400
And it looks dumb as hell with that red shit at the bottom.
1.00
00:55:56.760
That janky ass beard, I cannot get over it.
0.99
00:55:59.040
And them janky ass fibers on that big ass forehead stacking so high
1.00
00:56:02.360
you don't even got enough fingers to fit on it.
1.00
00:56:09.140
You look like you have irritable bowel syndrome.
00:56:23.960
You look like you're in a commercial for fetal alcohol syndrome.
1.00
00:56:28.520
You look like the most beautiful, ugly bitch on earth.
1.00
00:56:39.980
So what do you do for fun besides, you know.
0.99
00:56:42.280
You look like if, whoa, Vicky, stop pretending to be black.
0.98
00:57:03.840
Why are you sitting here talking to me like this?
00:57:41.400
You're a Mexican girl that does her eyebrows every day?
1.00
00:58:13.500
I feel like I want to go do black people stuff with you.
0.94
00:58:49.800
I want to take you for a walk around that abortion clinic.
1.00
00:59:00.120
Hey, how about we get some Kentucky Fried Dickin in your fucking pussy?
1.00
00:59:16.060
Can we run it like Thomas the Train or should we call it...
1.00
00:59:32.100
Okay, but who would you rather have children with?
0.85
01:00:00.220
I would shoot a load on your face until you look innocent.
1.00
01:00:15.900
Do you want to watch a George Floyd documentary?
01:00:57.560
If there was black people in that country at that time, I would believe the number.
0.99
01:01:06.740
She does have really nice handwriting, doesn't she?
01:01:21.180
It's like a hot accountant at the DMV that we look at.
01:03:08.040
You remember that movie, that episode of Shrek, where Fiona became a human?