SNEAKO - July 08, 2024


SNEAKO's Best Monkey Stream Moments! (June & July 2024)

Topics
throat singing
Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Sneeko Aiden Ross Jack Doherty Adele George Floyd King Vaughn Twitch Dude Snapchat Rachel Nigga Pfff Cameron Boyce Jesus Christ Tell Aiden Gay Sniko Fentanyl Holden Makala Cuffin and 60 more
SNEAKO & Zherka's Godpill Podcast Best Moments (Pt.1) Time to sketch out my future…

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per minute

139.24

Word count

8,866

Sentence count

2,132

Harmful content

Misogyny

153

sentences flagged

Toxicity

599

sentences flagged

Hate speech

134

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode, we have our first guest on the show, Shania! She's a streamer, she's black, and she's funny as hell. We talk about a lot of things, but I'm not going to spoil any of it for you.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Topics generated with Qwen2.5-3B-Instruct.
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 Hey! 0.99
00:00:02.000 Hey! 0.99
00:00:04.000 Hey! 0.99
00:00:06.000 Hey! 0.99
00:00:08.000 Hey! 0.99
00:00:10.000 Yo! What the fuck? 1.00
00:00:12.000 Wait, why is Kai's tonight your favorite streamer? 1.00
00:00:14.000 Man... 0.70
00:00:18.000 Cause he's black. 0.96
00:00:20.000 What? 0.99
00:00:22.000 What about speed? Isn't speed your favorite?
00:00:24.000 Uh...
00:00:26.000 I think he's kinda weird. 0.73
00:00:28.000 Kinda gay? 0.92
00:00:30.000 I'm a fan. I'm a fan. 0.94
00:00:32.000 You're a fan? Where do I stream?
00:00:34.000 Huh? Where do I stream?
00:00:36.000 Well, I was just watching your stream
00:00:38.000 about like 10 minutes ago and I was like
00:00:40.000 uh, I might just
00:00:42.000 go on the monkey out tube
00:00:44.000 and all that sort of fun. Okay, what website do I stream?
00:00:46.000 Huh?
00:00:48.000 What website
00:00:50.000 do I stream on?
00:00:54.000 This line
00:00:56.000 little...
00:00:58.000 I didn't even know you was even on stream today.
00:01:00.000 Oh my god, you just lied.
00:01:02.000 You just said you came to my stream...
00:01:04.000 Alright, get out of here. Get out of here. 0.99
00:01:06.000 Shania.
00:01:08.000 Hey Shania.
00:01:10.000 What?
00:01:12.000 How you doing?
00:01:14.000 How you doing?
00:01:16.000 How old is you?
00:01:18.000 And skip.
00:01:22.000 That always makes me...
00:01:24.000 Hello toddlers!
00:01:28.000 How old are you?
00:01:32.000 How old are you?
00:01:34.000 Young for you.
00:01:36.000 We're gonna...
00:01:38.000 I gotta stop asking that question though.
00:01:40.000 No, you gotta always ask that question.
00:01:44.000 Okay, we...
00:01:46.000 Chat's saying Sam deleted her OnlyFans. 0.78
00:01:48.000 How the fuck do you know that? 0.89
00:01:50.000 Did you go check? 0.99
00:01:52.000 I told you the drama wasn't done.
00:01:54.000 I told you the drama wasn't done.
00:01:56.000 There's gonna be more tonight.
00:01:58.000 Oh! 0.60
00:01:59.000 Double date!
00:02:00.000 Sure buddy.
00:02:02.000 Alright, but you got braces on.
00:02:04.000 Yeah.
00:02:05.000 It's gonna scrape.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, I didn't...
00:02:12.000 I give up. Should we just click it?
00:02:14.000 No, no. Keep going. Just go faster.
00:02:16.000 We gotta see faces. No walls.
00:02:18.000 Jesus Christ.
00:02:20.000 You know what I mean?
00:02:21.000 Chat, dub you.
00:02:23.000 Oh my gosh, I know that dude.
00:02:25.000 Which one?
00:02:26.000 Which one?
00:02:27.000 You look like K-Fly.
00:02:28.000 That's Nico!
00:02:30.000 Yes, bro. That's Nico!
00:02:32.000 Yeah, it is.
00:02:33.000 Are you Dominican?
00:02:34.000 What are you? Puerto Rican?
00:02:36.000 I'm Puerto Rican. Hi!
00:02:38.000 You're Puerto Rican.
00:02:40.000 Hey! 0.99
00:02:42.000 Hey! How old are you?
00:02:44.000 It's not a funny question.
00:02:49.000 I'm 36.
00:02:51.000 Come on.
00:02:52.000 And not in dog years.
00:02:53.000 Okay.
00:02:56.000 Not in dog years.
00:02:57.000 How old are you for real?
00:02:58.000 What year were you born?
00:02:59.000 2006.
00:03:02.000 You're good.
00:03:03.000 We're good? Okay, wait.
00:03:04.000 Where are you from?
00:03:05.000 No, I don't know.
00:03:06.000 Here we go.
00:03:10.000 Hey lady! 1.00
00:03:11.000 She just did a line? 1.00
00:03:12.000 I don't know.
00:03:13.000 Hey.
00:03:14.000 How are you doing?
00:03:15.000 I'm a streamer.
00:03:16.000 No, I'm not a streamer.
00:03:17.000 How are you doing? Nice to meet you.
00:03:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:19.000 I'm sorry. This is your background.
00:03:20.000 Yeah, it does.
00:03:21.000 It does.
00:03:22.000 Where are you guys from?
00:03:23.000 Cali.
00:03:24.000 Cali.
00:03:25.000 Have you ever dated some white guys like us?
00:03:29.000 No, white?
00:03:30.000 Maybe it was Hispanic. 1.00
00:03:32.000 They were Hispanic.
00:03:33.000 Right.
00:03:34.000 White power? 0.99
00:03:35.000 White power? 0.99
00:03:41.000 No, no.
00:03:42.000 It's not foul.
00:03:43.000 Wait, where are you from?
00:03:44.000 What's your ethnicity?
00:03:45.000 I'm black.
00:03:46.000 I'm Nigerian.
00:03:47.000 Black and Puerto Rican and Nigerian.
00:03:49.000 Oh, okay. 0.95
00:03:50.000 How long have you been black? 0.58
00:03:52.000 Um... 0.97
00:03:53.000 It's burnt.
00:03:55.000 It's burnt.
00:03:56.000 It's burnt.
00:03:57.000 Okay. 1.00
00:03:58.000 Type shit, type shit. 1.00
00:03:59.000 And how long do you want to be black for? 1.00
00:04:03.000 For a while, y'all. 0.97
00:04:04.000 Okay.
00:04:05.000 We gotta go.
00:04:06.000 This looks like flirting.
00:04:07.000 We gotta go.
00:04:08.000 No, it's okay.
00:04:09.000 Wait.
00:04:10.000 How old are you two?
00:04:11.000 Uh...
00:04:12.000 16 years.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, we gotta go.
00:04:14.000 In what state?
00:04:16.000 I'm trying to get a rumble.
00:04:17.000 Okay.
00:04:18.000 Okay.
00:04:19.000 Hey, ladies. 1.00
00:04:20.000 Hello.
00:04:21.000 Hello.
00:04:22.000 Hello. 0.99
00:04:23.000 Nice tits. 1.00
00:04:24.000 Hello. 0.99
00:04:25.000 Hello.
00:04:26.000 Hello. 0.99
00:04:27.000 Nice tits. 1.00
00:04:32.000 You guys look like different races of the same person. 0.99
00:04:35.000 Hmm.
00:04:36.000 Hmm?
00:04:37.000 Big titty loadout, different color.
00:04:39.000 And glasses.
00:04:40.000 Hmm.
00:04:41.000 You guys...
00:04:43.000 Twins, yeah.
00:04:44.000 Twins.
00:04:45.000 So you have a fake ID poster behind you.
00:04:46.000 Do you need fake IDs or are you old enough to use a real ID?
00:04:49.000 No.
00:04:50.000 What do you mean twins?
00:04:51.000 You mean quadruplets. 0.99
00:04:54.000 Talk about the tits. 1.00
00:04:56.000 You guys have huge tits. 1.00
00:04:58.000 Okay. 1.00
00:04:59.000 How old are you?
00:05:00.000 Like this too.
00:05:01.000 Alright.
00:05:02.000 How old are you?
00:05:03.000 Yeah.
00:05:04.000 You gotta tell me how you grow up so big.
00:05:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:06.000 The tits? 1.00
00:05:07.000 The ID is throwing me off. 0.99
00:05:08.000 I know.
00:05:09.000 It's literally...
00:05:10.000 It's like foreshadowing.
00:05:11.000 They have a fake ID.
00:05:12.000 Like the fake ID meme behind them.
00:05:13.000 Have you watched Superbad?
00:05:14.000 Have you never seen Superbad?
00:05:15.000 I have seen Superbad.
00:05:16.000 That's a fake ID from the movie.
00:05:17.000 That's the whole point we're saying.
00:05:18.000 How old are you?
00:05:19.000 Yo.
00:05:21.000 Aggressive much.
00:05:22.000 Why did they freeze at the...
00:05:25.000 How old are you?
00:05:26.000 What if I said I was 14?
00:05:28.000 We need to know that legally.
00:05:30.000 Before I leave.
00:05:31.000 I'm scared.
00:05:32.000 I'm scared.
00:05:33.000 I'm scared.
00:05:34.000 I'm scared.
00:05:35.000 I'm scared.
00:05:36.000 I'm scared.
00:05:37.000 Alright.
00:05:38.000 Alright.
00:05:39.000 Um... 1.00
00:05:40.000 This guy's fucked up. 1.00
00:05:41.000 Okay. 1.00
00:05:42.000 This guy's savage.
00:05:43.000 How does it work?
00:05:44.000 If there's a barrier?
00:05:45.000 They're there.
00:05:46.000 We're here.
00:05:47.000 Can we joke?
00:05:48.000 Or is it creepy look, Jack?
00:05:49.000 Hello?
00:05:50.000 Probably not the best time right now.
00:05:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:05:52.000 Fuck your wall, bro. 1.00
00:05:53.000 You're ruining this app. 1.00
00:05:54.000 I see your ugly face. 1.00
00:05:56.000 What? 0.98
00:05:58.000 Is that Nico?
00:05:59.000 It says your name is Natalie and you have nails as your profile picture.
00:06:04.000 Wait, show your face.
00:06:06.000 What do you look like before you ask?
00:06:09.000 No, that's fake.
00:06:11.000 It's not fake.
00:06:12.000 No, it's fake.
00:06:13.000 It's real.
00:06:14.000 It's real. 1.00
00:06:15.000 Stop being dumb. 0.98
00:06:16.000 If that's Nico, it's gonna show my face in the live stream and I don't look good. 1.00
00:06:20.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:06:21.000 That's fine.
00:06:22.000 Okay.
00:06:23.000 Don't be rude.
00:06:24.000 Alright.
00:06:25.000 You don't be rude. 0.79
00:06:26.000 You're milk.
00:06:27.000 How old are you?
00:06:28.000 Perfect.
00:06:29.000 And, uh, what about your, so what's your relation?
00:06:32.000 Are you sisters?
00:06:33.000 No.
00:06:34.000 Sisters?
00:06:35.000 Hell no. 0.98
00:06:36.000 Bro, your face looks like, um, Photoshop.
00:06:37.000 No, there's no way.
00:06:38.000 There's no way this is Nico.
00:06:39.000 It is.
00:06:40.000 Doesn't his face look like it's AI'd on?
00:06:42.000 No, I don't know.
00:06:43.000 I just, like, this is for-
00:06:46.000 You guys look like a couple from down south.
00:06:49.000 Now, California.
00:06:51.000 Oh.
00:06:52.000 Why do you speak like that though?
00:06:54.000 Um.
00:06:55.000 Oh.
00:06:56.000 We're from the valley.
00:06:57.000 Oh boy, farm boy.
00:06:58.000 Or, I'm a farm boy.
00:07:00.000 Is that, is that incest energy?
00:07:02.000 No, no. 0.94
00:07:03.000 The hell? 0.88
00:07:04.000 No, no.
00:07:05.000 Sorry. 0.93
00:07:06.000 The hell? 0.92
00:07:07.000 We're from Kentucky. 0.96
00:07:08.000 You know Kentucky?
00:07:09.000 Wait.
00:07:10.000 Wait, do I have an accent?
00:07:11.000 Really?
00:07:12.000 Yeah, you sound like us. 1.00
00:07:14.000 Do you wanna fuck? 1.00
00:07:16.000 Okay, well. 1.00
00:07:17.000 Come on now. 1.00
00:07:20.000 Man, nigga, you're nasty as fuck, girl. 1.00
00:07:22.000 No, wait. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Did you just say nigga? 0.99
00:07:24.000 This is crazy. 0.99
00:07:25.000 No. 0.99
00:07:27.000 Did you just call me a nigga? 0.99
00:07:28.000 We give you the pass, bro. 0.99
00:07:30.000 No.
00:07:31.000 No.
00:07:32.000 No.
00:07:33.000 Okay, white girl, your turn to say it. 0.66
00:07:35.000 We all said it.
00:07:36.000 I mean, she never answered the question.
00:07:38.000 No, I don't say that.
00:07:39.000 I don't say that.
00:07:40.000 Alright.
00:07:41.000 Off camera though.
00:07:42.000 Like, nobody's streaming.
00:07:43.000 Just be honest.
00:07:44.000 Hey, Sneeko, you're wanting to talk. 1.00
00:07:45.000 Cause I know you're asking saying that shit. 1.00
00:07:46.000 So chill. 1.00
00:07:47.000 No nigga, never. 1.00
00:07:50.000 Sneeko, come on bro. 0.90
00:07:51.000 You've been canceled for a minute.
00:07:52.000 I like the way you moaned.
00:07:54.000 Say my name again.
00:07:57.000 Nah.
00:07:58.000 Oh, that's the boyfriend. 1.00
00:08:00.000 I don't need to go home with that shit. 1.00
00:08:02.000 Okay. 1.00
00:08:03.000 Is he gonna start beating on you?
00:08:04.000 Why'd you guys get all closed off?
00:08:05.000 Let's just come and joke around.
00:08:07.000 Put the camera back on.
00:08:08.000 Every girl like it's- 1.00
00:08:09.000 Nah, bruh.
00:08:10.000 No.
00:08:11.000 No.
00:08:12.000 No.
00:08:13.000 And are you single young lady? 1.00
00:08:14.000 No, cause I know this is dead ass, Sneeko. 1.00
00:08:16.000 Are you single? 1.00
00:08:17.000 Woman, are you single?
00:08:20.000 I'm literally with my boyfriend.
00:08:22.000 No, I'm not.
00:08:23.000 Oh, boy, back to my boyfriend.
00:08:24.000 Oh, okay. 0.99
00:08:25.000 Is he fucking- 0.99
00:08:26.000 Oh my God, of course. 0.99
00:08:27.000 Of course the TikTok people are like thirsty as hell right now. 1.00
00:08:30.000 You're crazy. 0.99
00:08:31.000 We're just joking. 0.98
00:08:32.000 You guys are cute. 0.99
00:08:33.000 Gay. 0.98
00:08:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:35.000 Type shit. 1.00
00:08:36.000 Are you waiting until marriage? 1.00
00:08:40.780 Huh?
00:08:41.420 Are you waiting until marriage?
00:08:44.680 No, we don't need to wait until marriage.
00:08:48.140 Can we join you guys? 0.99
00:08:52.040 Sneeko, you're crazy. 1.00
00:08:53.600 How the fuck do you know me, bitch? 1.00
00:08:55.940 Wait, no, no. 1.00
00:08:57.160 I'm talking here.
00:08:58.520 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.98
00:08:59.880 Nigga, say my name once. 0.93
00:09:02.240 Can I be for real, though?
00:09:03.480 Yeah, for it. 0.99
00:09:04.820 Like, this is dead ass, Sneeko. 1.00
00:09:06.960 How? 1.00
00:09:07.620 I don't get how the monkey IQ, they don't move past this.
00:09:10.400 But I just want to make it clear before I say this,
00:09:12.340 because I don't want to be talking to some random monkey.
00:09:13.780 It's Sneeko. 0.89
00:09:14.820 Look at the couch.
00:09:15.860 All right.
00:09:16.120 It's it.
00:09:16.680 All right. 0.98
00:09:17.900 Well, chill the fuck out. 0.96
00:09:19.220 You don't need to be all, you know. 0.99
00:09:21.560 But I'm just saying, like, it's kind of crazy how you're on fucking monkey right now. 0.96
00:09:26.420 Like, are you really, like, that down bad? 1.00
00:09:29.480 Yes, we're down bad enough to want to fuck you. 1.00
00:09:31.980 So, like, no, like, Sneeko, I used to see you on, like, TikTok, and I thought you were, 1.00
00:09:35.920 like, kind of funny and shit. 0.55
00:09:37.080 Like, you are kind of funny. 0.98
00:09:38.500 You're not, like, you're not dumb or whatever. 1.00
00:09:40.640 You're funny as shit. 1.00
00:09:41.800 But after, like, Kai and shit would post it about you, you, like, fell off. 0.99
00:09:46.120 I don't know what happened. 0.98
00:09:46.620 Jesus Christ, bro.
00:09:48.740 No, I'm not.
00:09:49.360 We started it.
00:09:50.340 We made our bed.
00:09:51.480 Hey, slow down.
00:09:52.840 Slow down.
00:09:53.500 What do you mean he fell off?
00:09:55.900 I mean, like, I don't know if TikTok shadow banned you, but I haven't seen you at all.
00:10:00.520 So, is that falling off or getting canceled by big tech?
00:10:08.620 Holden, you haven't seen any of the videos. 0.99
00:10:11.880 I'm not a social media, motherfucker. 1.00
00:10:13.480 Let me see. 1.00
00:10:14.020 Well.
00:10:14.460 You're right.
00:10:15.120 He is at rock bottom. 1.00
00:10:16.240 That's why he's trying to fuck. 1.00
00:10:17.080 No, like. 1.00
00:10:18.420 Let us fuck. 1.00
00:10:19.600 Let us fuck right rock bottom. 1.00
00:10:21.180 It's the fact that, like, I've never met anybody on, like, an act like this before, 0.99
00:10:25.080 and that's why I'm so, like, there's no way.
00:10:27.120 There's no way. 1.00
00:10:27.940 Because, holy fuck. 1.00
00:10:29.500 How do you not know me, bro? 1.00
00:10:31.360 I made this kid.
00:10:33.720 Wait.
00:10:34.340 What's your name?
00:10:36.720 No, no.
00:10:37.500 I'm not even trying to be rude.
00:10:38.820 I swear to God.
00:10:39.680 Don't die. 1.00
00:10:42.580 No, I made dead ass. 1.00
00:10:45.080 Okay. 1.00
00:10:46.600 What is your name?
00:10:47.580 You won.
00:10:48.440 You won.
00:10:49.140 What's that?
00:10:49.840 Holden, look it up.
00:10:50.900 Let me.
00:10:51.580 Look it up.
00:10:52.120 No. 1.00
00:10:52.240 I want to put my penis in you. 1.00
00:10:56.940 They're whispering to each other. 1.00
00:10:58.680 Matter of fact, just Google me.
00:11:00.100 The name's Zerka.
00:11:01.420 You're going to love this week.
00:11:03.300 Wait, you're what?
00:11:04.080 My name is Zerka.
00:11:04.900 Google me.
00:11:06.700 I'm not Zerka. 0.73
00:11:08.820 You know him?
00:11:09.520 You know him?
00:11:11.420 From which videos you watch?
00:11:13.100 That's my boy.
00:11:13.800 You watch all the Andrews.
00:11:16.760 All right.
00:11:19.860 But you know what's crazy?
00:11:20.760 Like, you're saying that I used to be funny and that I fell off.
00:11:23.780 No, okay.
00:11:24.620 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:11:25.800 Okay.
00:11:26.040 Your relationship.
00:11:27.000 I mean, they weren't so funny, but I get it.
00:11:28.440 Andrew, too.
00:11:29.120 Your relationship has so little entertainment that you guys have to resort to going on Monkey
00:11:34.020 instead of talking to each other.
00:11:35.380 Are you that bored of each other?
00:11:37.800 Oh, Sneak.
00:11:39.200 You're one of the talk.
00:11:41.420 I know.
00:11:42.000 I know.
00:11:42.680 Is there that little passion in your relationship that you need to talk to random men on Monkey
00:11:47.380 instead of entertaining each other and look into each other's eyes lovingly?
00:11:50.700 Why are you even here?
00:11:52.700 At least I'm making content off of this.
00:11:54.780 You guys are dating with each other and are so disinterested that you need to talk to random
00:11:59.940 men on a website.
00:12:01.680 You know what?
00:12:02.900 You know what?
00:12:03.800 I'm not even... 0.98
00:12:04.940 Listen, we don't even need to fucking fight. 0.97
00:12:07.240 We don't even... 0.99
00:12:07.960 We're not fighting.
00:12:08.760 It's an observation.
00:12:10.160 How are you that...
00:12:11.040 You're right.
00:12:11.480 How are you so unattracted to your boyfriend that you're talking to me right now instead
00:12:15.980 of him?
00:12:17.460 All right. 0.99
00:12:17.860 Now you sound like fucking entertaining. 0.99
00:12:19.420 I'm not unattracted. 1.00
00:12:20.540 We just fucked before this. 0.98
00:12:22.720 We're just bored because... 1.00
00:12:23.640 Here's how I know that your sex is terrible because if it was good, you would be like putting 1.00
00:12:28.740 your legs all over him and begging for more. 0.99
00:12:30.980 But it was so uninteresting that there's low energy transferred over to Monkey and now 1.00
00:12:35.620 I need to fuck you because he's not. 1.00
00:12:38.740 Wait, hold on. 1.00
00:12:39.820 The logic. 1.00
00:12:41.480 You're yearning for penis. 1.00
00:12:44.440 That's why you're here. 1.00
00:12:46.680 Hold on.
00:12:48.280 Let me call my little brother.
00:12:49.640 He loves you.
00:12:50.860 Oh my gosh.
00:12:52.000 He's just winning this, bro.
00:12:54.000 Every time you speak.
00:12:55.700 Lady, you gotta chill, bro.
00:12:59.560 I'm glad she doesn't know me.
00:13:03.340 The crazy thing is I just said that in front of your boyfriend and he's silent right now.
00:13:08.240 Because he knows damn well. 1.00
00:13:09.880 He fucking fucks me good. 1.00
00:13:11.060 He doesn't need to say shit. 1.00
00:13:12.240 Why doesn't he defend himself for something that... 1.00
00:13:13.780 He's just winning this.
00:13:15.460 Do you want to speak to me?
00:13:16.520 Call your boyfriend.
00:13:17.580 Or the little brother. 1.00
00:13:21.780 Holy shit. 1.00
00:13:22.680 Motherfucking stick out there. 1.00
00:13:24.780 What is he putting in something? 1.00
00:13:26.580 Oh my gosh. 1.00
00:13:35.760 Hey, so where are you motherfuckers at? 1.00
00:13:37.500 Vegas right now? 1.00
00:13:39.000 Miami.
00:13:41.960 Hey, so how's it looking in Miami right now?
00:13:44.220 Boring.
00:13:44.660 Do you want to come chill with us?
00:13:45.660 Nah, I mean... 1.00
00:13:50.380 Money-wise, shit. 1.00
00:13:52.380 Shit's expensive out there, bro. 1.00
00:13:53.720 Can Sneakle watch you, fucker? 1.00
00:13:55.800 Yeah, you win, homeboy. 1.00
00:14:01.980 You're gonna need to take some tips, homeboy.
00:14:05.700 How's the box, bro?
00:14:07.180 Give us a rating out of 10.
00:14:10.660 The box? 1.00
00:14:11.980 How's her pussy? 1.00
00:14:15.120 Better than anything you'll ever feel. 1.00
00:14:17.260 Type shit. 0.99
00:14:17.820 Wait, so why are you not doing round two? 1.00
00:14:22.720 Why is she talking to men on Monkey? 1.00
00:14:25.860 Oh my god.
00:14:26.360 There's my account, homeboy.
00:14:27.720 Wait, there's my phone, homeboy.
00:14:29.740 Why would you put your girl on Monkey 1.00
00:14:31.660 talking to random men?
00:14:35.080 Why do you think?
00:14:36.600 Because it seems like she's disinterested
00:14:38.760 in what's happening over there.
00:14:42.040 Yeah, you're thinking otherwise, homeboy.
00:14:45.220 What's it called?
00:14:46.020 It's just gonna be more relevant.
00:14:47.920 Wait.
00:14:48.820 Am I gonna be famous?
00:14:50.860 What?
00:14:51.800 Do that.
00:14:52.520 Oh my god.
00:14:53.240 I wanna say something.
00:14:54.480 No.
00:14:55.260 Say it.
00:14:56.480 I'm low, bro.
00:14:58.220 Justin, you need to face it.
00:14:59.000 We're low. 1.00
00:14:59.640 Justin, get on the shit. 1.00
00:15:01.000 Say it, homeboy. 1.00
00:15:02.340 I'm a fucking face. 1.00
00:15:03.220 I'm a sneaker. 1.00
00:15:03.760 I'm dead ass on the fucking face. 1.00
00:15:05.340 I'm a sneaker. 1.00
00:15:06.020 You need an answer. 1.00
00:15:07.540 Justin, I'm dead ass. 1.00
00:15:09.140 Holden just said some stupid ass shit. 1.00
00:15:11.180 This is real sneaker. 1.00
00:15:12.420 I'm dead ass. 0.99
00:15:13.400 Justin. 1.00
00:15:14.200 Sneaker, say some shit. 1.00
00:15:15.500 Only Justin would know. 1.00
00:15:17.120 Justin's a faggot. 1.00
00:15:21.320 What's up, man? 1.00
00:15:22.520 Hey, do not take anything I said personally about your sister.
00:15:27.120 No, Sneaker. 0.75
00:15:28.200 Nah.
00:15:28.760 All right.
00:15:29.380 Tell Sneaker. 0.92
00:15:30.220 Sneaker's saying that. 0.99
00:15:31.640 Well, he's not fucking good enough. 1.00
00:15:34.220 And I would beat the fuck out of you, bro. 1.00
00:15:38.360 You would have died if you was in the ring. 1.00
00:15:40.100 Justin, I'm a liar. 0.99
00:15:41.560 I love you.
00:15:42.380 Justin, record it right now.
00:15:45.340 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:15:46.060 Did I fall, pussy boy? 1.00
00:15:48.240 You know, Sneaker out here? 0.99
00:15:49.800 You don't record it right now.
00:15:54.160 All right.
00:15:54.560 He got all that TikTok in.
00:15:55.740 Bro's like monkey, Justin.
00:15:57.660 He's making fun of us when he's on monkey. 1.00
00:16:00.060 Bitch, you're on here. 1.00
00:16:00.940 You're here, too. 1.00
00:16:02.480 Talk to your boyfriend.
00:16:03.560 Stop talking to me.
00:16:04.880 All right.
00:16:05.220 You were jogging on us a minute ago.
00:16:07.060 Don't even lie, bruh.
00:16:08.380 Keep going.
00:16:08.940 Keep going.
00:16:10.500 All right.
00:16:14.180 Hey, my people.
00:16:16.180 Wow.
00:16:17.940 Are you Filipino?
00:16:20.220 Filipino?
00:16:21.060 How are you doing, my Asians?
00:16:24.480 Hey.
00:16:27.060 Yeah.
00:16:29.660 Yeah.
00:16:31.460 Love you.
00:16:32.580 I love you.
00:16:34.020 I love your podcast.
00:16:35.220 And how old are you?
00:16:39.180 How old is the girl with the shirt?
00:16:42.240 What shirt?
00:16:42.880 The white shirt.
00:16:45.520 She's 18. 1.00
00:16:46.580 She's hot as fuck. 1.00
00:16:47.880 Do you have a boyfriend? 1.00
00:16:51.080 Let me get this one.
00:16:52.440 Wait, wait, wait.
00:16:53.040 Do you have a boyfriend?
00:16:55.360 Wait, is this for you?
00:16:56.460 She does it.
00:16:57.400 Yo.
00:16:57.660 White shirt.
00:16:58.500 What's your Snapchat?
00:17:03.220 I don't have Snapchat.
00:17:04.060 What's your number?
00:17:08.220 No, no, no.
00:17:09.920 Don't type your number.
00:17:10.680 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:12.020 Don't adopt you.
00:17:12.720 Put your Snapchat.
00:17:13.280 Make his Snapchat so he can make lumpia love to you adobo chicken. 1.00
00:17:20.340 Nice.
00:17:23.740 Yeah, put it in there. 1.00
00:17:25.140 Sneakle's going to contact you and fucking... 1.00
00:17:27.340 No, no, no. 1.00
00:17:27.820 I'm going to be nice to her.
00:17:31.060 She is nice.
00:17:32.120 This is for you, bro.
00:17:33.120 She's got spooky eyes.
00:17:34.440 Oh, nice.
00:17:35.120 Yes.
00:17:37.440 Yes.
00:17:38.020 Sneakle wants to make babies with you. 1.00
00:17:40.360 No, no, no, no.
00:17:41.220 I want to get to know you first.
00:17:43.500 Oh, she's smiling. 1.00
00:17:44.380 Holy shit. 1.00
00:17:45.460 They got all nervous. 1.00
00:17:46.240 They were doing hearts and cheering and now they're hiding behind the chair.
00:17:49.140 Get the Snapchat.
00:17:50.460 Hurry.
00:17:50.980 Before...
00:17:51.500 Before...
00:17:52.040 You guys are telling people watching.
00:17:53.580 No, no.
00:17:54.120 Don't worry about it.
00:17:54.860 Don't worry about it.
00:17:55.440 It's great.
00:17:55.700 What's your name first off, sweetheart?
00:17:58.860 Rachel.
00:17:59.600 Rachel.
00:18:00.360 What a beautiful name.
00:18:01.080 Let me be the Ross to your Rachel.
00:18:02.940 I'm part Jewish.
00:18:05.360 You're part Jewish?
00:18:06.380 Yes, so I'll be the Ross to your Rachel.
00:18:08.620 Type in your Snapchat, sweetheart.
00:18:09.860 Oh, I get it.
00:18:10.680 I get it.
00:18:11.880 That's not a suit.
00:18:13.900 This is awesome.
00:18:16.160 Hurry before the power goes out in your country.
00:18:18.640 Put your Snapchat.
00:18:19.880 They're in Seattle.
00:18:20.740 I just friended you.
00:18:21.720 Type it in.
00:18:22.240 Type it in quickly.
00:18:22.940 It's disconnecting.
00:18:24.360 Just put it.
00:18:24.940 Just put it.
00:18:25.440 I don't know what to do.
00:18:27.440 You have Sabbath. 0.96
00:18:28.460 You have cock-blocking friends. 0.77
00:18:32.780 There we go. 0.95
00:18:33.680 With the slash, too?
00:18:34.760 No, no.
00:18:37.380 No, slash.
00:18:38.240 Okay, I'm sneaker quality on Snapchat.
00:18:42.200 Okay.
00:18:43.160 Wait.
00:18:43.680 That's...
00:18:44.080 But it could be wrong.
00:18:48.220 Is that Snapchat or Instagram?
00:18:49.760 Snapchat.
00:18:50.420 Snapchat.
00:18:51.080 Wait, so it's ja-ja-ja?
00:18:53.040 That's the thing?
00:18:54.720 Yeah, how do you find that?
00:18:56.120 It just searched up.
00:18:57.080 Add me back.
00:18:57.580 Sneaker quality on Snapchat.
00:18:58.720 I don't have Instagram.
00:19:00.560 Okay.
00:19:03.020 Very well done.
00:19:04.260 Let's go.
00:19:04.760 Uh-oh.
00:19:06.740 Oh, why? 1.00
00:19:08.640 The best pussy goes, 1.00
00:19:10.420 Oh my God, it's sneaker. 1.00
00:19:12.220 The fan pussy. 1.00
00:19:14.780 Oh, what the? 1.00
00:19:15.420 Yo, Skip. 1.00
00:19:16.280 Yo, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:19:18.140 I was just like running off that last W. 1.00
00:19:21.980 Check Twitter.
00:19:22.700 Link me the tweet.
00:19:23.240 What are you guys talking about?
00:19:24.760 What do you mean?
00:19:25.920 I'm looking drunk.
00:19:27.640 Like a YouTuber?
00:19:30.400 Why is it? 0.59
00:19:30.900 Okay, you guys are scaring the shit out of us, chat.
00:19:32.800 Don't do that.
00:19:34.300 Who does that?
00:19:36.380 The meme is RIP.
00:19:37.600 It's not neon got murdered.
00:19:39.620 Why don't you say it?
00:19:40.200 Girlfriend.
00:19:41.000 Milk.
00:19:42.040 I don't know who's girlfriend.
00:19:43.120 Any girl named Haley's a hoe. 1.00
00:19:46.580 Hey.
00:19:48.100 Hello.
00:19:49.260 You kind of, how old are you?
00:19:52.020 I'm 21.
00:19:54.700 Really? 1.00
00:19:55.140 Do you mind if I add you and maybe fuck you doggy this week type shit? 1.00
00:20:02.560 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:20:03.780 Oh my God.
00:20:05.700 I don't want it.
00:20:06.520 How did you fumble that quick?
00:20:08.100 I don't want it if they're not brave. 1.00
00:20:09.600 Fentanyl and I realize how stupid I'm being. 1.00
00:20:12.560 Like, God would have killed me. 1.00
00:20:16.780 Are you alive? 1.00
00:20:18.200 Are you Hitler's wife?
00:20:21.240 Um, no.
00:20:22.320 But I do have a fine...
00:20:23.800 Yes, husband.
00:20:26.740 What?
00:20:28.780 Hi.
00:20:29.580 Ava Braun, what are you saying?
00:20:30.840 I'm sick for my mother and you just have to have this.
00:20:36.140 Oh! 0.60
00:20:43.240 Hey, baby.
00:20:45.440 You're too young, you're too young. 1.00
00:20:46.780 I'm too famous to be involved in that shit. 1.00
00:20:50.960 What did he say? 1.00
00:20:53.200 I'm too rich and famous to be involved in what you're accused of.
00:20:58.020 Chad, who won that beat?
00:21:04.380 Like, it started good until Drake was like...
00:21:06.660 Waze, where's Bronson?
00:21:16.520 Is this true?
00:21:17.320 I don't want to read this.
00:21:18.360 What is it?
00:21:20.400 Yeah, obviously.
00:21:21.520 Like, Jack loves you.
00:21:22.860 Like, loves you to death.
00:21:24.260 Didn't he invite you, like, ten times?
00:21:26.400 Does he?
00:21:28.020 Hey.
00:21:29.800 You guys look like you've seen a ghost. 1.00
00:21:31.440 He's fine as fuck. 1.00
00:21:36.100 Which one? 1.00
00:21:37.820 How you doing, ladies?
00:21:38.680 You're not fun.
00:21:39.820 Me?
00:21:40.660 I'm...
00:21:41.300 I want to...
00:21:41.940 You can come here.
00:21:43.660 Come here.
00:21:43.960 Come here.
00:21:44.280 Come here.
00:21:47.880 Wait, how old?
00:21:50.660 I'm 13. 1.00
00:21:51.820 Nigga, fuck you. 1.00
00:21:53.060 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:21:53.700 I'm 13.
00:21:54.220 How old are you really?
00:21:56.980 How old are you really?
00:21:58.880 That's not how this works.
00:21:59.980 Not how it works.
00:22:00.420 We're literally rich and famous.
00:22:02.740 You got to ID.
00:22:04.040 How old is you be?
00:22:07.060 I'm going to be 21, 19.
00:22:08.340 No.
00:22:08.620 Oh, really?
00:22:09.240 I'm Kurt.
00:22:09.620 I wonder if you know.
00:22:11.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha, Tokyo.
00:22:13.340 I'm 19.
00:22:14.300 You're 19?
00:22:14.960 They have tattoos.
00:22:15.860 It's fine.
00:22:16.260 I like curly hair.
00:22:17.160 What's your name?
00:22:18.140 In the middle.
00:22:19.840 Say it again?
00:22:21.500 Gia.
00:22:21.800 Gia, do you have a boyfriend?
00:22:24.600 No, I don't know.
00:22:25.820 Do you mind if my boy Sneakle...
00:22:27.680 Do you mind if my boy Sneakle hits it from the back? 1.00
00:22:32.080 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:22:33.060 Where are you from? 1.00
00:22:34.500 I'll tell you where I'm from if you give me a 360.
00:22:38.300 Oh.
00:22:39.840 You have to see it in person.
00:22:41.700 In person?
00:22:42.800 That's good.
00:22:43.220 That's good.
00:22:43.600 I'm wearing a skirt, so I'm not wearing...
00:22:45.900 All right, so you're not going to...
00:22:47.180 Oh, so that's fine.
00:22:48.360 So you're not going to reveal too much.
00:22:49.420 Just grab something from the sink and come back here.
00:22:51.800 He's joking.
00:22:56.040 He's joking.
00:22:56.680 I'm not a...
00:22:57.740 Why not? 1.00
00:22:58.620 Bitch, go back. 1.00
00:22:59.860 Oh, yes, she's ready to go. 1.00
00:23:00.920 That's mine, bro.
00:23:02.140 So what's your name?
00:23:03.340 I'm kidding.
00:23:05.620 Hey, girl that I'm... 1.00
00:23:06.820 Excuse me, young lady that I'm going to throat fuck. 1.00
00:23:09.100 What is your name? 1.00
00:23:11.440 You.
00:23:13.540 Okay.
00:23:14.860 No, don't skip.
00:23:16.100 I'm kidding.
00:23:17.180 Don't skip.
00:23:18.120 We're trying to date you women. 1.00
00:23:19.480 Nice.
00:23:21.480 Put your hand up like they...
00:23:23.120 Women. 0.81
00:23:27.360 Women. 0.81
00:23:27.920 We don't know your names.
00:23:29.340 What's your name?
00:23:31.820 Mine?
00:23:32.660 Yeah.
00:23:35.180 I just said it.
00:23:36.680 Right.
00:23:38.440 I don't know.
00:23:39.260 Neely.
00:23:40.140 Neely. 1.00
00:23:41.220 Fuck, Neely. 1.00
00:23:41.940 You're so cute. 1.00
00:23:42.740 You're like Vanessa Hudgens.
00:23:44.880 Who is that?
00:23:46.340 Oh, God.
00:23:46.800 High-speed musical?
00:23:47.880 How old are you, Neely? 1.00
00:23:49.180 What the fuck? 1.00
00:23:50.400 I told you already. 1.00
00:23:52.680 You're not peeing.
00:23:53.080 Okay, but do you swear to God?
00:23:55.680 I swear on everything.
00:23:57.540 What do you mean?
00:23:58.440 Okay.
00:23:59.020 So you're old enough to go on a date with me.
00:24:01.660 Does your friend want to double date with Sneaky Oak?
00:24:07.240 Yeah.
00:24:08.120 Curly hair.
00:24:08.680 You want to go on a date?
00:24:09.480 Stop peeing and come back here.
00:24:11.600 Stop peeing.
00:24:12.680 Why is she hiding?
00:24:13.620 Come back.
00:24:14.040 They're getting ready to go out.
00:24:24.940 Where are you girls going tonight?
00:24:26.080 You girls aren't allowed to go out. 1.00
00:24:28.140 You're our fucking bitches. 1.00
00:24:29.960 You're going to stay home. 1.00
00:24:31.340 The fuck? 1.00
00:24:32.840 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:35.320 What did you guys want us to beat on you? 0.67
00:24:37.460 You want us to beat on you? 0.89
00:24:40.920 They're loving this.
00:24:42.360 It's working.
00:24:42.980 That hot and cold at my website.
00:24:46.040 Yo, we're going to add you guys.
00:24:47.620 Except. 1.00
00:24:48.600 You fucking bitch! 1.00
00:24:50.360 That was the clip! 1.00
00:24:50.960 It was the bitch that wasn't getting attention that she skipped. 1.00
00:24:53.620 It was the third girl. 1.00
00:24:55.220 Every time it's the ugly chick that sabotages, chat. 1.00
00:24:58.020 They were ready to fucking go. 1.00
00:25:00.120 Whoa. 1.00
00:25:00.640 Damn. 1.00
00:25:01.220 I wish I was that vape. 1.00
00:25:05.360 Pink lemonade.
00:25:06.080 How old are you?
00:25:10.160 22.
00:25:10.640 I wish I was that vape.
00:25:12.640 What the?
00:25:16.060 Are you on stream?
00:25:17.460 I feel like we would rhyme with vape.
00:25:22.300 Wait, what?
00:25:23.020 What do you do for a living?
00:25:32.800 I'm not doing what I want to be doing.
00:25:35.580 Do you want to go on a date with one of us, maybe?
00:25:40.120 You want to go on a date with a 17-year-old?
00:25:42.740 What'd she say?
00:25:45.500 Then how do you look 45?
00:25:47.800 You look 45. 1.00
00:25:49.620 You look like you're working at a DMV, you stupid trailer trash cook. 1.00
00:25:52.680 Where the hell is she? 1.00
00:25:53.700 17. 1.00
00:25:54.260 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:25:56.480 What's up, girls? 1.00
00:25:59.640 You look like you've seen a pedophile. 0.92
00:26:01.900 Chad, who's ready for comedy tonight? 0.96
00:26:02.980 Tell me one if you're ready and if you're going to be in there, bro.
00:26:06.400 There's more you want to leave?
00:26:07.200 Four more hours, Chad.
00:26:11.560 I want to keep going.
00:26:13.060 Yeah, more monkey. 0.65
00:26:14.160 Go faster on these monkeys.
00:26:22.800 Are you best, YouTubers? 0.99
00:26:24.320 What's so funny, little nigga? 1.00
00:26:27.300 What's so funny? 0.78
00:26:28.500 What's so funny? 1.00
00:26:29.420 You're a liar, bro. 1.00
00:26:32.480 You cannot be a liar, bro. 1.00
00:26:33.200 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:26:34.800 I crash out, nigga. 1.00
00:26:37.200 No one gives a fuck. 1.00
00:26:39.900 No one fucking cares. 1.00
00:26:41.460 Do it then, bro. 0.99
00:26:42.500 No one fucking cares. 0.99
00:26:46.520 Show your face. 1.00
00:26:49.060 What?
00:26:50.080 Show your face.
00:26:51.060 I care where he was broke for the YouTube.
00:26:56.200 Are we getting cooked?
00:27:01.220 We should go on a double date.
00:27:04.820 Definitely should.
00:27:07.200 How about we go mini golfing and then you pretend like you don't know how to golf and so I need
00:27:11.000 to grab your waist and then direct the golf club. 1.00
00:27:13.900 Up your pussy with that club. 1.00
00:27:18.560 How do you do that? 1.00
00:27:19.760 I don't know.
00:27:20.400 We'll figure it out.
00:27:21.300 We'll figure it out.
00:27:21.740 Unless you guys like baseball.
00:27:23.940 No.
00:27:24.360 That laugh is something.
00:27:32.800 You said what?
00:27:35.020 I said that laugh is something.
00:27:36.620 So what state are you in?
00:27:38.140 Why do you think people just ask me?
00:27:40.540 Oh, no.
00:27:41.100 It's...
00:27:41.460 Don't worry.
00:27:42.060 I think it's a mistake.
00:27:43.680 But, um...
00:27:45.460 What's your...
00:27:45.960 I just said... 1.00
00:27:47.500 Fuck. 1.00
00:27:48.980 Hang on. 1.00
00:27:49.360 Nice job, Chad.
00:27:52.260 I want to actually...
00:27:53.160 Were you making fun of that laugh earlier?
00:27:56.160 No, no.
00:27:56.700 We'll just have to...
00:27:57.640 We actually like you girls. 0.96
00:27:58.840 I want to guilt trip you...
00:28:00.160 I didn't mean to go.
00:28:01.180 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:01.440 I want to guilt trip you into fucking me. 1.00
00:28:07.720 There would be no guilt tripping. 1.00
00:28:09.680 Oh.
00:28:11.060 Do this.
00:28:11.940 Do this.
00:28:12.400 Do this.
00:28:14.560 Yours.
00:28:15.240 Wait.
00:28:15.440 Put the girl on FaceTime to do it, too.
00:28:17.040 I'm not doing it alone.
00:28:18.300 Enchanting.
00:28:19.020 You're so...
00:28:20.000 Maddie, give me a heart.
00:28:21.960 Look at this. 1.00
00:28:25.180 Put your tits away. 1.00
00:28:26.660 No. 1.00
00:28:28.040 There we go. 1.00
00:28:28.940 Oh, with the tits. 1.00
00:28:30.000 Wow. 1.00
00:28:31.440 How cute.
00:28:32.500 We are...
00:28:33.160 This is going to be a lot of fun.
00:28:34.400 Have you been to Miami before?
00:28:36.560 Nope.
00:28:37.360 I want to go, though.
00:28:38.380 How far is your friend from you?
00:28:41.020 Like five minutes away.
00:28:43.940 Well, she's on the phone right now, but...
00:28:46.440 Does she want to get some moshi moshis with us? 1.00
00:28:55.200 Yeah. 0.99
00:28:55.740 Get your old ass stuff. 1.00
00:28:57.280 Shut the fuck up, Zendaya. 1.00
00:28:59.100 Stupid ass. 1.00
00:29:00.040 Faggot face. 1.00
00:29:01.440 What did you even say? 1.00
00:29:05.960 Zendaya, you look like a fucking train wreck. 1.00
00:29:09.400 You look like you raped a little girl. 1.00
00:29:11.800 Because you're a fucking broke ass, weak ass nigga. 1.00
00:29:14.300 And you're broke with no moshi. 1.00
00:29:15.480 And you're a fucking fag. 1.00
00:29:16.180 What the fuck is this app, bro? 1.00
00:29:21.240 I've never lost on this app. 1.00
00:29:23.020 What the fuck is this dragon here? 0.98
00:29:26.080 Let's do less yap on the next one, though. 0.99
00:29:27.800 Let's try to...
00:29:28.340 Okay.
00:29:28.840 Oh, what is that?
00:29:30.440 Sorry.
00:29:30.820 Do you want me to hurry up with this?
00:29:33.180 Well, what was that card?
00:29:34.980 Can I see?
00:29:35.280 Which one?
00:29:38.000 The one you just hub up?
00:29:39.920 The high priestess.
00:29:43.120 What does that mean?
00:29:45.960 I'm gonna tell you.
00:29:47.220 Everyone wants things so fast, but everything comes at, like, a pace.
00:29:58.300 True.
00:30:00.140 TikTok, right?
00:30:00.800 If you really want to know, like, certain things, like, it comes at, like, a... 0.73
00:30:07.160 Everyone is so fucking fast in their approach these days. 0.99
00:30:11.440 Like, I didn't think I was old until, like, I came on this fucking site. 0.99
00:30:18.140 Present. 0.99
00:30:22.620 The high priestess.
00:30:24.220 Present.
00:30:25.080 If you were asking about the present and you draw the high priestess,
00:30:27.780 it means that intuition and inner knowledge are your guides,
00:30:31.760 urging you to listen to your inner voice.
00:30:34.180 This card serves as a reminder to trust the wisdom that comes within.
00:30:38.400 Even the external circumstances may be unclear.
00:30:42.060 It encourages you for a period of self-reflection and meditation,
00:30:46.240 enabling you to connect deeply with your subconscious mind.
00:30:53.320 I would read more, but most people, like yourself, 0.99
00:30:56.440 probably don't give a shit. 1.00
00:31:03.360 So fucking crazy, dude. 1.00
00:31:05.620 The disrespect on this site. 0.99
00:31:07.480 This is awesome.
00:31:22.800 Kiara.
00:31:26.080 Oh, Kiara.
00:31:28.020 Do you think I'm handsome?
00:31:28.800 Be honest.
00:31:31.500 You are.
00:31:33.060 Do you think you're pretty?
00:31:35.800 No.
00:31:36.180 I think you're pretty.
00:31:40.560 Well, thank you.
00:31:42.160 I think you're pretty.
00:31:43.100 I think so.
00:31:44.260 Pretty beautiful.
00:31:47.360 Correct.
00:31:48.400 Why don't you think you're pretty?
00:31:52.460 I don't feel pretty.
00:31:54.440 What do you feel?
00:31:55.260 Do you feel fat?
00:31:58.040 I am chubby, kind of.
00:32:00.500 Why don't you do some push-ups? 0.72
00:32:02.820 You have nice jawline.
00:32:03.980 I need that.
00:32:07.640 Why don't we, uh, you want to do some push-ups right now? 1.00
00:32:12.480 I can't do that.
00:32:16.740 You want to do some skips?
00:32:17.840 So you, um, so you are streaming right now?
00:32:21.920 No.
00:32:22.600 No.
00:32:22.820 You want to do some, some squats or some skips?
00:32:27.400 No. 1.00
00:32:28.720 I, ah, fuck! 1.00
00:32:31.740 You got me. 1.00
00:32:32.460 Guys, you're so fine, uh.
00:32:35.940 Yeah.
00:32:37.500 Period.
00:32:38.680 What do you read it?
00:32:39.420 Tell me.
00:32:39.820 I want to be part of this joke.
00:32:42.120 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:32:43.920 So this girl, she just, she just came out of, she started rapping out of nowhere. 1.00
00:32:48.620 And shit was hard as fuck. 1.00
00:32:49.900 Uh-huh. 1.00
00:32:50.080 And then, before she ended her rap, she was like, and you pretty as fuck. 1.00
00:32:53.720 And I was like, oh, I did. 0.99
00:32:56.540 She skipped.
00:32:57.960 She skipped you after calling you pretty? 1.00
00:32:59.700 What a dumb bitch. 1.00
00:33:02.080 Exactly. 1.00
00:33:02.960 Stupid bitch. 1.00
00:33:03.760 This is why I listen to Sexy Red. 1.00
00:33:06.360 Okay.
00:33:07.540 Oh! 0.60
00:33:08.380 Woo! 0.99
00:33:08.560 What's your favorite Sexy Red song?
00:33:13.540 Um, if you see me, do you know?
00:33:16.860 Oh, jeez, uh, ski!
00:33:19.380 Hey! 0.99
00:33:20.320 Hey! 0.99
00:33:22.240 Hey! 0.99
00:33:23.360 Well, I'll be honest.
00:33:24.200 I'm not even a Sexy Red type of girl.
00:33:26.540 I'm more of the neighborhood calm type music.
00:33:29.740 Right, right.
00:33:30.200 Sexy Blue, because you, you know?
00:33:32.600 Yeah, like, like, party next door.
00:33:36.720 Bryce is chilling.
00:33:38.260 Mm-hmm.
00:33:39.640 Claire and I say, huh?
00:33:40.960 Show for show.
00:33:41.920 For show show.
00:33:43.600 For show.
00:33:45.440 Mm-hmm.
00:33:45.960 Mm-hmm.
00:33:47.940 Wait, do you think that we deserve slavery reparations?
00:33:52.280 Yes.
00:33:53.100 How much?
00:33:56.540 What do you mean?
00:33:57.900 How much money should we get for slavery reparations?
00:34:00.640 Oh, like a good 10K?
00:34:04.460 Like, 10K.
00:34:05.120 That's what I was saying.
00:34:05.940 I was just saying that.
00:34:07.100 And then what's the first thing that you're going to buy with your 10K reparations?
00:34:14.740 Mm.
00:34:15.140 I don't know.
00:34:18.640 I feel like I'm going to start saving for something I really want.
00:34:21.440 Like a nice house or something.
00:34:23.360 Mm-hmm.
00:34:23.780 Mm-hmm.
00:34:24.180 But 10K, you got to spend something.
00:34:25.680 What are you going to buy first?
00:34:26.640 Then you go to the store?
00:34:27.940 You go to the mall?
00:34:29.360 You got to spend some of it.
00:34:31.420 I do want to try and I want to remodel my room.
00:34:35.840 I know that.
00:34:36.680 Mm.
00:34:37.020 Remodel my room.
00:34:38.180 Remodel it how?
00:34:38.860 And get new wallpaper, get new carpet, get new bed, get new dresser, everything.
00:34:45.620 Just new.
00:34:46.780 Just new.
00:34:47.140 What's wrong with the room now?
00:34:49.720 I don't like the temper.
00:34:51.300 I don't like the aesthetic.
00:34:53.040 I have a different aesthetic than what my room looks like.
00:34:56.840 Oh, okay.
00:34:57.400 It's too bright.
00:34:58.780 It's too bright.
00:35:00.420 It's too much green.
00:35:01.600 I don't like green.
00:35:02.400 Mm-hmm.
00:35:03.140 What do you think about white people?
00:35:08.260 I like white people, but as soon as I got on here, it's nothing but white people, so 0.96
00:35:11.840 they call me nigger. 0.85
00:35:13.280 What? 0.62
00:35:13.820 Me and my sister. 0.99
00:35:16.160 Nigger? 0.99
00:35:17.560 Yeah. 0.98
00:35:18.300 Yes.
00:35:20.440 That's crazy.
00:35:21.740 Wait, who's your favorite white person?
00:35:27.540 The Undertaker.
00:35:28.580 I don't know if you know who that is.
00:35:30.420 Is that the wrestler?
00:35:32.140 Yeah. 0.96
00:35:33.480 But he's kind of black, like he's like a shadow. 1.00
00:35:38.100 I mean, let's see, who's my other favorite white person? 0.95
00:35:42.560 Yeah, top three white people.
00:35:43.980 Undertaker, who's two more?
00:35:45.060 Is Kehlani white? 0.95
00:35:49.640 I don't know.
00:35:50.600 Kehlani?
00:35:51.200 I'm pretty sure she's Spanish. 1.00
00:35:55.060 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:35:56.880 Melina Martinez. 1.00
00:35:58.720 That's one.
00:35:59.520 That's definitely another Spanish person.
00:36:02.960 She's Spanish? 0.99
00:36:04.580 Martinez?
00:36:05.100 Que culazo.
00:36:07.480 That's a Spanish name right there.
00:36:09.960 Let's see.
00:36:16.720 Cameron Boyce.
00:36:18.880 Who?
00:36:20.400 Cameron Boyce is back?
00:36:22.100 He's mixed.
00:36:24.200 He's mixed? 0.65
00:36:25.680 I think.
00:36:26.860 Bro, I told you to name three white people. 0.59
00:36:28.940 You said five black people.
00:36:30.620 Name. 0.93
00:36:31.320 Let's get some whites. 0.53
00:36:32.400 Sam.
00:36:37.840 Sam and Kat.
00:36:40.040 Sam and Kat from Nickelodeon?
00:36:42.600 Yeah.
00:36:43.880 Well, which one?
00:36:44.960 Isn't Ariana Grande, she's basically black, you know? 1.00
00:36:47.940 Because, like, she tans herself. 0.99
00:36:51.480 I'm talking about Sam.
00:36:53.040 Oh, Sam. 0.99
00:36:54.600 The crazy white chick. 1.00
00:36:55.860 Okay, okay. 1.00
00:36:56.300 That's a good pick.
00:36:56.880 That's a good pick.
00:36:57.980 Jeanette McCurdy.
00:36:59.480 Wait, you don't even know her name.
00:37:00.680 Name a white. 0.99
00:37:01.140 Don't name a fake white person. 0.89
00:37:02.720 Name a real white person.
00:37:06.940 Adele?
00:37:08.420 Who?
00:37:09.180 Yeah, Adele.
00:37:09.820 I like Adele.
00:37:10.980 Adele?
00:37:12.520 Adele.
00:37:13.960 Adele?
00:37:15.740 Adele.
00:37:17.840 Adele.
00:37:18.700 Oh, okay.
00:37:20.440 What did she say?
00:37:21.600 Hello?
00:37:25.000 Hello?
00:37:27.300 I like the one that'd be like,
00:37:28.880 from the Amazon.
00:37:32.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:34.100 Rolling in the deep. 1.00
00:37:37.400 I fuck with Adele. 1.00
00:37:39.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:40.040 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:40.920 Who's your favorite streamer?
00:37:44.760 Ka?
00:37:45.320 Yeah, Ka-sanate. 0.95
00:37:46.520 Ka-sanate. 0.79
00:37:48.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:50.160 Okay.
00:37:52.060 Before you skip, before you skip.
00:37:53.540 Ka-sanate! 0.83
00:37:54.160 Where?
00:37:56.160 Where?
00:37:59.500 Okay, before I skip, what?
00:38:01.940 Okay, so, can I show you something?
00:38:04.340 Depends on what?
00:38:06.140 It's like a song.
00:38:07.660 Okay.
00:38:08.960 So, it's this thing called throat singing.
00:38:11.220 Do you know what that is?
00:38:12.120 No.
00:38:12.840 What?
00:38:14.280 It's called throat singing.
00:38:15.760 Do you know what that is?
00:38:17.460 No.
00:38:17.960 Not the way you thinking.
00:38:20.240 What is it?
00:38:21.000 No way.
00:38:22.200 So, it's basically, I'm going to sing the little ducky song.
00:38:25.600 You joining?
00:38:26.820 I'm going to sing the little ducky song, but I'm going to throat sing.
00:38:30.780 So, please don't skip.
00:38:31.900 And then when I bounce, rate my throat singing out of 10.
00:38:34.640 Okay.
00:38:34.960 Is she good at singing?
00:38:37.260 Am I good at singing?
00:38:38.580 Yeah.
00:38:39.560 Okay.
00:38:39.960 Let me hear.
00:38:40.440 But it's throat singing, so it might sound a little funny, because throat singing is different.
00:38:44.720 Okay.
00:38:46.160 Okay.
00:38:46.560 I got to put something like this, because I get nervous, okay?
00:38:49.280 Okay.
00:38:50.840 Okay.
00:38:51.120 Okay.
00:38:52.220 Okay.
00:38:52.620 Okay.
00:38:53.220 Okay.
00:38:53.620 Okay.
00:38:54.120 Okay.
00:38:54.620 Okay.
00:38:55.120 Okay.
00:38:55.620 Okay.
00:38:56.100 I'm shaking, making me laugh.
00:39:00.440 It's the facial expressions that everybody gives.
00:39:02.860 Okay.
00:39:03.060 Okay.
00:39:05.120 That was good.
00:39:19.480 Good job.
00:39:21.600 Good job.
00:39:24.100 What do you rate?
00:39:25.140 It's 8 out of 10.
00:39:28.640 Thank you.
00:39:29.700 Okay.
00:39:30.100 Keep it up.
00:39:31.000 I will.
00:39:32.820 All right.
00:39:36.840 Whoa! 0.71
00:39:37.680 Soluminati!
00:39:40.100 Geyser! 0.53
00:39:41.080 Geyser! 0.53
00:39:43.420 YouTube, YouTube, welcome back to another video.
00:39:47.960 Okay.
00:39:48.600 What's good?
00:39:49.160 You don't upload no more, Sol.
00:39:51.860 You a streamer?
00:39:53.160 Yeah, I used to be.
00:39:56.400 Yo, like, are you on Twitch or something?
00:39:58.320 Because I'm going to be pretty famous, man.
00:40:01.800 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:02.400 What are you smoking on?
00:40:06.040 Are you looking at me?
00:40:06.940 Okay.
00:40:07.500 I don't know.
00:40:08.500 Wait.
00:40:10.140 Please don't.
00:40:10.940 Oh.
00:40:11.500 I'm looking at you, Sol.
00:40:14.880 Oh.
00:40:15.620 You don't look like you're looking at me.
00:40:17.040 That's the problem.
00:40:17.680 She want me! 1.00
00:40:23.960 I want you.
00:40:25.260 She want me! 1.00
00:40:27.400 Who said I want you?
00:40:29.260 So, subscribe to my channel.
00:40:32.400 What's your channel?
00:40:33.280 Geyser! 0.53
00:40:36.120 Geyser! 0.53
00:40:38.860 Baldy so in the building.
00:40:42.380 Okay.
00:40:43.380 I'm going to get off because I'm so confused.
00:40:45.340 Spiritual so in the building. 1.00
00:40:50.400 What the fuck? 1.00
00:40:51.320 Is that working for you at all? 1.00
00:40:52.480 It is like every other...
00:40:54.740 Yeah, I can see.
00:40:56.160 Now it's working.
00:40:57.380 White boy M! 1.00
00:40:59.680 Joe!
00:41:00.500 Wait a sec!
00:41:01.180 Bro, really?
00:41:01.640 You got the merge! 0.99
00:41:03.280 That nigga do like white boy M! 1.00
00:41:04.380 Bro, I got the wrong size, bruh. 1.00
00:41:06.220 You got the wrong size?
00:41:08.360 Wait, is that Aiden Ross' friend?
00:41:11.440 Yo! 1.00
00:41:14.060 Wait, when did he become a Jew, though?
00:41:15.740 I don't know.
00:41:16.540 I have no idea.
00:41:17.440 Like, now he's pouring up a headache.
00:41:19.500 Geyser! 0.53
00:41:20.200 Cuff him! 0.96
00:41:21.000 Jakey!
00:41:21.780 I know!
00:41:22.700 I know!
00:41:22.960 I know!
00:41:24.620 Steak!
00:41:25.660 Eddie, you're weird!
00:41:27.340 Oh, God! 0.97
00:41:29.220 All my life, you're weird!
00:41:32.620 Jake! 1.00
00:41:33.280 Stop the shit! 1.00
00:41:34.160 You're really gonna skip that break. 1.00
00:41:36.600 What's up, gang?
00:41:37.000 What's up?
00:41:37.860 I can't see you.
00:41:38.440 What's up, gang?
00:41:40.320 Gang, gang! 0.99
00:41:41.280 Get a bow! 1.00
00:41:44.840 I can't.
00:41:45.500 I can't get you too. 1.00
00:41:46.360 What the fuck is wrong with you, pregs? 1.00
00:41:49.100 What the fuck is wrong with your face? 1.00
00:41:51.220 You're like a fucking retard. 1.00
00:41:52.520 Oh my god! 1.00
00:41:53.220 Get!
00:41:54.040 Pfff! 0.97
00:41:54.120 Pfff! 0.97
00:41:57.200 Pfff! 0.97
00:41:58.740 Ugh! 0.97
00:41:58.900 Uh! 0.96
00:41:59.680 Oh! 0.60
00:42:01.100 I'm sprinkin' gonna' here 0.99
00:42:12.820 S.E.G.O, that's that nigga S.E.G.O 1.00
00:42:15.700 Are you off? 0.99
00:42:16.700 Are you off?
00:42:17.700 Are you off?
00:42:18.700 Are you off?
00:42:19.700 Let's take a picture.
00:42:20.700 Let's take a picture.
00:42:21.700 Did you see that? 1.00
00:42:22.700 Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture. 1.00
00:42:25.700 What the hell? 1.00
00:42:26.700 Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture. 1.00
00:42:29.700 I ain't taking no picture. 1.00
00:42:30.700 Put that gun away.
00:42:31.700 You're five years old.
00:42:32.700 You know me?
00:42:33.700 It's a beating gun, gang.
00:42:34.700 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:42:35.700 You know me?
00:42:36.700 You know me?
00:42:37.700 Are you lost?
00:42:38.700 You know me? 1.00
00:42:39.700 Do you know this ugly nigga here? 1.00
00:42:40.700 You gon' make it. 1.00
00:42:43.700 You gon' make it.
00:42:44.700 You gon' make it, bro.
00:42:45.700 You gon' make it, bro.
00:42:46.700 You gon' make it, bro.
00:42:47.700 Are you off?
00:42:48.700 Are you off?
00:42:49.700 Are you off?
00:42:50.700 All right.
00:42:51.700 Yo.
00:42:52.700 Yo.
00:42:53.700 Is that Vaughn?
00:42:54.700 Yo! 1.00
00:42:55.700 Who?
00:42:56.700 Yeah, that's me.
00:42:57.700 I said cuff on my bad. 1.00
00:42:58.700 What the fuck? 1.00
00:42:59.700 All right, what's good, gang? 1.00
00:43:00.700 Yo! 1.00
00:43:01.700 You say King Vaughn?
00:43:02.700 Yeah, that's me.
00:43:03.700 What up, twin?
00:43:04.700 What up, twin? 0.99
00:43:05.700 Hey, don't listen to that nigga in the middle, bro. 1.00
00:43:06.700 That ain't gonna know what he talking about. 0.98
00:43:07.700 My mom. 1.00
00:43:08.700 Ran the mad nigga. 1.00
00:43:09.700 He just called you King Vaughn. 0.99
00:43:11.700 I said Vaughn off 100, you know? 0.99
00:43:14.700 You look like that nigga. 1.00
00:43:15.700 Yes, you do. 1.00
00:43:16.700 Fuck a monk. 1.00
00:43:17.700 Yo. 1.00
00:43:18.700 Yo.
00:43:19.700 Yo.
00:43:20.700 Yo, it's a dude from Tixar.
00:43:21.700 Ha ha ha. 1.00
00:43:22.700 Tight shit, tight shit. 1.00
00:43:23.700 Let's be real. 1.00
00:43:24.700 Yo.
00:43:25.700 Yo.
00:43:26.700 Yo.
00:43:27.700 Yo.
00:43:28.700 Yo, it's a dude from Tixar.
00:43:29.700 Ha ha ha. 1.00
00:43:30.700 Tight shit, tight shit. 1.00
00:43:31.700 Let's be real. 1.00
00:43:32.700 Well, not your ass. 1.00
00:43:33.700 It was Raw Wave. 1.00
00:43:37.700 Oh, yeah.
00:43:38.700 I put my heart on my sleeve.
00:43:41.700 Oh, double date.
00:43:54.700 We can't even see you right there.
00:43:55.700 Oh, well.
00:43:56.700 I'm like an Asian Chris Brown. 0.60
00:43:58.700 How old?
00:43:59.700 No, you're young.
00:44:00.700 I wish I didn't.
00:44:01.700 Don't chat.
00:44:02.700 All right, sit there.
00:44:03.700 They gotta be.
00:44:04.700 Are you okay?
00:44:05.700 All right.
00:44:06.700 She skipped.
00:44:07.700 That one was on this app, bro.
00:44:08.700 I know.
00:44:09.700 It's great today.
00:44:10.700 What?
00:44:11.700 I am true.
00:44:12.700 I'm happy about the one girl.
00:44:13.700 Yo, what's good, Maya?
00:44:14.700 What's good?
00:44:15.700 What you doing?
00:44:16.700 Here we go.
00:44:17.700 Nothing.
00:44:18.700 Uh. 1.00
00:44:19.700 What the fuck? 1.00
00:44:21.700 No riz. 1.00
00:44:22.700 No riz.
00:44:23.700 I know.
00:44:24.700 It's really bad.
00:44:25.700 Really bad. 1.00
00:44:26.700 Damn, bro. 1.00
00:44:27.700 I might have to shave this beard. 1.00
00:44:29.700 Yo.
00:44:30.700 He definitely knows you.
00:44:31.700 What up, bro?
00:44:32.700 Nope.
00:44:33.700 Hello?
00:44:34.700 You look like a streamer.
00:44:35.700 I fell off, man.
00:44:36.700 It's crazy, bro.
00:44:37.700 Hey.
00:44:38.700 Are you the guy that got beat up by Jack Doherty, dude?
00:44:43.700 No, he didn't.
00:44:44.700 He weaved it.
00:44:45.700 He weaved it.
00:44:46.700 He weaved it.
00:44:47.700 He weaved it.
00:44:48.700 He weaved it.
00:44:49.700 No, no.
00:44:50.700 I feel like you got beat up by Jack Doherty.
00:44:53.700 He didn't even get a punch in.
00:44:54.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:55.700 The fuck? 1.00
00:44:56.700 He didn't even hit him. 1.00
00:44:57.700 No.
00:44:58.700 One single punch.
00:44:59.700 He didn't get anything on him.
00:45:00.700 Wait.
00:45:01.700 Is that actually what the public thinks?
00:45:02.700 No.
00:45:03.700 The public mostly knows the truth.
00:45:04.700 I don't know.
00:45:05.700 I was just pranking you right there. 1.00
00:45:06.700 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:45:07.700 You got me, dude. 1.00
00:45:08.700 Fucking shit, man. 1.00
00:45:09.700 Damn. 1.00
00:45:10.700 There it is. 1.00
00:45:11.700 Wait.
00:45:12.700 Wait.
00:45:13.700 Does your security guard like this?
00:45:15.700 No, wait.
00:45:16.700 Wait.
00:45:17.700 He's right here.
00:45:18.700 He's right here. 1.00
00:45:19.700 You fucked up. 1.00
00:45:20.700 He's right here. 1.00
00:45:21.700 Hey, you can pull up wherever we are and you can find out.
00:45:24.700 Okay.
00:45:25.700 Please.
00:45:26.700 Oh.
00:45:27.700 Is he?
00:45:28.700 He sounds like a kick streamer, doesn't he?
00:45:31.700 Oh.
00:45:32.700 Unbelievable.
00:45:33.700 Sorry, sorry.
00:45:34.700 Yo.
00:45:35.700 I feel like in your boxing fight, he's gonna check his chat like every round.
00:45:39.700 No, before every round, I'm gonna look what the chat's in.
00:45:40.700 Like every round.
00:45:41.700 Of course.
00:45:42.700 Yeah. 0.99
00:45:43.700 Goddamn, we talk a lot. 0.99
00:45:44.700 Yo. 0.98
00:45:45.700 Hey, what's up, dude?
00:45:46.700 What's up, ginger, man? 0.99
00:45:47.700 What are you sipping on? 1.00
00:45:48.700 Um, nigger blood. 1.00
00:45:49.700 That's what I'm talking about, man. 0.99
00:45:50.700 Here we go.
00:45:51.700 Here we go.
00:45:52.700 Alright.
00:45:53.700 Where'd you get it? 0.99
00:45:54.700 George Floyd's dead fucking red. 0.99
00:45:55.700 Oh, no! 1.00
00:45:59.700 What is wrong with you, man?
00:46:00.700 Wait.
00:46:01.700 What's George Floyd's favorite color?
00:46:03.700 Um, fifth and all.
00:46:04.700 Neon.
00:46:07.700 Neon Floyd?
00:46:08.700 Neon.
00:46:09.700 Alright, alright.
00:46:10.700 You know what, bro?
00:46:11.700 Like, why are you gonna say that word?
00:46:12.700 What's wrong with you, bro?
00:46:13.700 It's funny.
00:46:14.700 Also, I heard you talk about, like, stream or chat or something.
00:46:18.700 So, I just had to say it.
00:46:19.700 Oh, okay, okay.
00:46:20.700 Well, I'm...
00:46:21.700 What do you do for a living, bro?
00:46:22.700 Why are you... 1.00
00:46:23.700 Uh, kill niggers. 1.00
00:46:24.700 Dude, uh, get it! 1.00
00:46:26.700 No, dude, no!
00:46:27.700 No! 1.00
00:46:28.700 People crashing out 40 and, like, there's nothing else going on besides gang shit. 1.00
00:46:39.700 Hey there. 1.00
00:46:40.700 Don't do that. 0.99
00:46:41.700 We didn't do shit to you. 0.99
00:46:42.700 How... 0.98
00:46:43.700 She smiled over there, too. 1.00
00:46:44.700 Like, and you expect me not to talk shit to people like that. 0.99
00:46:46.700 You get so heated on Monkey. 0.99
00:46:47.700 Who, me?
00:46:48.700 Yeah.
00:46:49.700 Dude, I'm, like, holding back.
00:46:50.700 Cause, like, Leon's gonna scream at me, bro.
00:46:51.700 You're, like, really angry right now. 0.65
00:46:53.700 Dr. Disrespect! 1.00
00:46:54.700 Dude.
00:46:55.700 I'm... 1.00
00:46:56.700 Fuck! 1.00
00:46:57.700 Do you keep doing that, bro? 1.00
00:46:58.700 I'm starting to, like...
00:47:00.700 What's good, Caleb?
00:47:02.700 He's been talking...
00:47:03.700 Whoa! 0.71
00:47:04.700 Oh, my God!
00:47:05.700 Oh, my God!
00:47:07.700 Oh, my God!
00:47:09.700 Bro, no!
00:47:10.700 It's you!
00:47:11.700 No way!
00:47:12.700 No!
00:47:13.700 Are you sure?
00:47:14.700 Are you really...
00:47:15.700 Are you really who you really are?
00:47:16.700 I really am.
00:47:17.700 What drugs are you on?
00:47:18.700 Hey, bro!
00:47:19.700 I know you, bro!
00:47:20.700 With the glasses, bro!
00:47:21.700 I know you, bro!
00:47:22.700 No, but it's Sneeko!
00:47:23.700 You're famous!
00:47:24.700 It's Sneeko!
00:47:27.700 No, you're famous, bro!
00:47:29.700 You went on that one date, right? 1.00
00:47:31.700 No, you went on that date with that one bitch! 1.00
00:47:33.700 I can't, bro! 1.00
00:47:34.700 Everyone just knows you're the...
00:47:35.700 Rooley Rose! 0.99
00:47:36.700 Yeah, bro!
00:47:37.700 I know!
00:47:38.700 I know!
00:47:39.700 I swear! 1.00
00:47:40.700 You dated that one bitch who got famous for it, right? 1.00
00:47:41.700 No! 1.00
00:47:42.700 For real!
00:47:43.700 Don't laugh at that!
00:47:44.700 Okay!
00:47:45.700 You were a virgin! 1.00
00:47:46.700 You were a virgin! 1.00
00:47:47.700 And that bitch, bro! 1.00
00:47:48.700 I remember seeing this shit, bro! 1.00
00:47:50.700 You were a virgin! 1.00
00:47:51.700 And this bitch is sexy ass bitch! 1.00
00:47:52.700 And you were like, nah, I don't wanna... 1.00
00:47:54.700 I don't wanna fuck! 1.00
00:47:55.700 And then you got famous! 1.00
00:47:58.700 That's how you remember me?
00:47:59.700 What are you on right now?
00:48:00.700 Yeah, why are your eyes popping like that, bro?
00:48:03.700 No!
00:48:04.700 No, that's what happened!
00:48:05.700 I swear!
00:48:06.700 He's not even mad!
00:48:07.700 I don't know!
00:48:08.700 I know I don't know!
00:48:09.700 Yeah, he saw it too! 1.00
00:48:10.700 Dude, this guy's just meth crazy shit man! 1.00
00:48:12.700 This is meth, Chad! 1.00
00:48:13.700 You're looking at the face of meth! 1.00
00:48:15.700 I would've told fuck 32 right then and there... 1.00
00:48:17.700 Oh, right! 1.00
00:48:19.700 Nigga, bean is dead. 1.00
00:48:20.700 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:48:21.700 I have a question!
00:48:22.700 Whoa! 0.71
00:48:23.700 What?
00:48:24.700 Great, I was about to say...
00:48:26.700 They skipped control egg live, bro!
00:48:27.700 Relax. 1.00
00:48:28.700 Hey, fool! 1.00
00:48:29.700 Edgar! 1.00
00:48:30.700 Hey, fool, aye! 1.00
00:48:31.700 Hey, stop playing with me, ohms. 1.00
00:48:39.100 Yo, that nigga's kicked. 1.00
00:48:40.500 All right. 0.97
00:48:41.680 He laughed, though.
00:48:44.940 Yeah. 0.99
00:48:48.260 Thank God, nigga. 1.00
00:48:49.400 You smoke, you smoke, Sniko? 1.00
00:48:50.720 Nah, nah.
00:48:51.440 The old me, man.
00:48:52.700 When I'm back in my heyday when I was your age. 0.94
00:48:55.640 Yeah, I guess you don't smoke off-stream, nigga. 1.00
00:48:57.920 I don't, bro. 0.90
00:48:58.620 I don't.
00:48:59.300 I don't.
00:48:59.920 I miss it sometimes.
00:49:01.700 I don't got a gas. 0.99
00:49:03.180 You're racist, bro. 0.99
00:49:04.180 I don't care. 1.00
00:49:04.920 Gay Sniko. 1.00
00:49:06.000 Hey. 0.97
00:49:06.780 Hey.
00:49:08.140 You said what? 0.98
00:49:09.360 Gay Sniko. 1.00
00:49:10.660 He basically said you look like a gay person. 0.99
00:49:11.500 Oh, we kind of do look like. 0.98
00:49:13.220 Why do you have a Jewish hand of Hamza around your neck? 0.97
00:49:17.260 Oh.
00:49:19.620 Wait, be honest.
00:49:20.860 Who look better?
00:49:21.400 Who look better?
00:49:21.880 Me or him? 1.00
00:49:22.800 That's a faggot-ass question, Cuff. 1.00
00:49:25.920 Aye, now calm down. 1.00
00:49:27.400 Yeah, calm down. 1.00
00:49:28.180 What the fuck, bitch? 1.00
00:49:29.140 Don't match the energy. 1.00
00:49:31.700 Um, I don't know.
00:49:37.220 I'm not really into black guys, so I'm going to have to go with Sniko. 1.00
00:49:43.720 But only because of that question.
00:49:45.820 But in reality, no.
00:49:48.300 I'm not doing that.
00:49:57.300 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
00:49:59.080 Are you still?
00:49:59.700 I'm not, I'm not.
00:50:00.700 I'm not.
00:50:01.700 I'm not.
00:50:02.700 I'm not.
00:50:03.700 It was the first girls that popped up all day, too.
00:50:05.680 Literally, literally, bro.
00:50:07.820 Advantage.
00:50:09.300 What up?
00:50:12.600 Yeah.
00:50:13.800 How are they going to...
00:50:15.400 Dude, how do you know that song?
00:50:24.160 Dude, turn it up.
00:50:25.280 Yeah! 1.00
00:50:34.120 Fuck yeah! 1.00
00:50:36.280 Fuck you, mom! 1.00
00:50:38.080 Yo, you're weird. 1.00
00:50:41.080 I got back. 0.98
00:50:42.280 I got white.
00:50:42.860 What you want?
00:50:43.380 What you want?
00:50:48.480 Yo.
00:50:53.700 What up, man?
00:50:54.440 You sounded delayed as hell.
00:50:55.440 You lagging?
00:50:56.800 Yo, yo, Aiden.
00:50:58.060 I'm on...
00:50:58.720 I'm on Monkey with Cuffman Sneaker, bro.
00:51:02.260 You just said Aiden?
00:51:03.080 What did you say?
00:51:03.520 Your friend named Aiden?
00:51:04.020 Yeah.
00:51:06.120 Oh, oh.
00:51:06.880 Tell Aiden what up.
00:51:07.680 Tell Aiden we missing, bro.
00:51:08.520 Come back. 1.00
00:51:13.120 You're lame as shit. 1.00
00:51:15.320 Are you ugly as hell, boy? 1.00
00:51:16.560 What do you got the fucking glasses on? 1.00
00:51:18.020 Take those shits off your face, boy. 1.00
00:51:19.640 Why the fuck you just called me lame, bro? 1.00
00:51:21.120 What'd I do? 1.00
00:51:21.720 I don't even know how to react to y'all right now.
00:51:26.380 Oh, you actually took the glasses off.
00:51:27.600 It's okay.
00:51:28.140 No, no.
00:51:28.400 The glasses are cute.
00:51:29.300 You can put them back on.
00:51:30.020 Don't worry, bro.
00:51:33.860 You're like Bruce.
00:51:34.480 Drop them off artists.
00:51:35.400 Protect. 1.00
00:51:36.480 Fat nose ass. 1.00
00:51:37.300 Get that yam off your face. 1.00
00:51:42.880 Yeah, notice how nobody was laughing at you.
00:51:44.840 I did laugh at that, though.
00:51:48.200 All right.
00:51:55.940 Yo, y'all niggas. 1.00
00:51:57.700 Yo.
00:51:58.300 What up, Pary?
00:51:58.900 This is pre-recorded, bro.
00:52:04.020 Yeah, it's a-
00:52:04.500 Makala feet a little better.
00:52:05.580 Makala feet a little better.
00:52:08.420 Hey, Nico.
00:52:10.420 And Cuffin? 0.75
00:52:11.060 What up?
00:52:13.320 That's real you?
00:52:14.820 Yo, yo. 0.99
00:52:15.260 You want $500?
00:52:18.500 No, keep it.
00:52:19.780 No, I don't need that.
00:52:21.340 What you love right now?
00:52:22.340 No, bro.
00:52:22.820 You got that ceiling, man.
00:52:23.900 I know you need the money.
00:52:24.720 I'm live right now.
00:52:25.400 Yeah, I'm live right now. 1.00
00:52:27.220 Man, Cuffin, you the ugliest shit in the guy. 1.00
00:52:28.900 Bro, that shit was skeezy. 1.00
00:52:36.620 Don't live in the past. 1.00
00:52:37.960 People like you for you. 1.00
00:52:39.160 You don't need to do that shit all the time. 0.99
00:52:40.500 That's something you can't recreate. 1.00
00:52:41.740 Musclemation girls. 0.99
00:52:42.720 Is it your female version of me?
00:52:44.620 Hey, what's on the menu?
00:52:47.020 Camel or dog?
00:52:48.520 Nice.
00:52:52.840 How old are you?
00:52:55.720 I'm 17.
00:52:58.900 Are you emo, Beth?
00:53:05.120 Never mind.
00:53:05.620 Dad?
00:53:06.220 Never mind.
00:53:07.060 How's your day?
00:53:09.000 Dad?
00:53:09.500 Wait, y'all have YouTube?
00:53:11.260 Are y'all on stream or something?
00:53:12.280 No, I don't.
00:53:12.860 But you want to be Hauli.
00:53:13.980 You can join if you want.
00:53:16.380 Put them down.
00:53:19.500 How old?
00:53:19.920 That's just 24 in the top.
00:53:22.520 Let's just assume that they're the age that they say they are.
00:53:24.820 Yeah, that's all I say.
00:53:29.820 Everybody's saying that I should go on Twitch.
00:53:32.320 This whole stream can't be on Twitch.
00:53:34.080 This whole stream is not Twitch friendly.
00:53:36.360 What do you expect me to do?
00:53:38.160 Like that whole demonic conversation with Garrett.
00:53:40.060 Not any of that would happen.
00:53:41.660 Hi.
00:53:42.600 And what would you like for Christmas? 1.00
00:53:44.320 What the fuck, bro? 1.00
00:53:46.340 Wait, bro. 1.00
00:53:49.220 Oh, they have a click on the back.
00:53:50.760 Oh, you know me.
00:53:52.760 Yeah.
00:53:53.720 Big fan.
00:53:54.560 Big fan.
00:53:56.360 Circus.
00:53:56.880 Circus.
00:53:58.400 Totally.
00:53:59.120 Totally.
00:54:00.020 Totally.
00:54:01.140 Yeah, this is.
00:54:01.880 Bro, they're just.
00:54:02.720 They don't know me, Jeff.
00:54:03.760 They actually don't know me.
00:54:04.820 I'd show busy.
00:54:05.680 Trippie Ryder.
00:54:09.540 Asian, Asian, Asian.
00:54:13.500 Oh, give me a fortune and I'll tell you your fortune.
00:54:17.100 That's not a Chinese person. 1.00
00:54:17.540 Yeah, I'm a numerologist.
00:54:22.340 You look Asian. 0.90
00:54:23.940 You look like an Ariesian. 1.00
00:54:27.500 You look like if someone AI'd you to make you look sad. 0.84
00:54:30.060 You look like a Snapchat filter gone wrong.
00:54:33.860 You look like Jack Doherty.
00:54:39.460 What's up?
00:54:40.220 How old are you?
00:54:43.480 Did I stutter?
00:54:45.780 Are y'all really wants to be talking? 1.00
00:54:47.640 Because the one over there wearing some cheap ass fucking sweatshirt that looks like it's 1.00
00:54:51.460 made out of fucking plastic. 1.00
00:54:53.200 Uh-huh. 1.00
00:54:53.560 That bald ass, big ass forehead. 1.00
00:54:55.840 Hey, sometimes you gotta. 1.00
00:54:57.360 Sometimes you gotta. 1.00
00:54:58.520 The other one not even showing his damn face because he know he fucking ugly. 1.00
00:55:01.500 Just like you. 1.00
00:55:02.380 You look like a white, sexy red.
00:55:04.020 The only person here is that girl in the back.
00:55:06.120 Listen, sometimes you gotta wear two paper bags.
00:55:08.840 One for your head and one for hers in case hers falls off. 1.00
00:55:13.500 You're ugly. 1.00
00:55:14.620 So, what's her name? 1.00
00:55:15.540 Bitch, because you think you're funny with them dumb ass headphones too. 1.00
00:55:21.400 What did you say, bitch nigga? 1.00
00:55:22.000 What did you say, bitch nigga? 1.00
00:55:23.820 What did you say? 1.00
00:55:24.620 I don't think you're allowed to be saying that word.
00:55:26.300 Oh, yeah?
00:55:26.860 And who's gonna stop me? 0.99
00:55:27.880 Your big black stepfather? 1.00
00:55:29.460 Because your parent, you come from a broken family. 0.99
00:55:32.280 That's why you have blankets as walls. 1.00
00:55:34.760 You're literally from fucking, you look like you're from Iraq. 1.00
00:55:37.560 Oh, you're kind of cute. 1.00
00:55:38.360 What's your name?
00:55:40.940 I would hit that. 1.00
00:55:41.800 Didn't she just call me ugly? 1.00
00:55:43.140 And I have a problem with both of y'all. 1.00
00:55:45.040 I love you nasty, ugly Walmart pussy. 1.00
00:55:47.160 What's your name? 1.00
00:55:49.860 Bro, shut up with that fucking sweatshirt. 1.00
00:55:51.920 That shit looks like it's from Sheen. 1.00
00:55:53.400 And it looks dumb as hell with that red shit at the bottom. 1.00
00:55:55.860 Come take it off. 1.00
00:55:56.760 That janky ass beard, I cannot get over it. 0.99
00:55:59.040 And them janky ass fibers on that big ass forehead stacking so high 1.00
00:56:02.360 you don't even got enough fingers to fit on it. 1.00
00:56:04.280 You have anorexia.
00:56:08.460 No, I don't.
00:56:09.140 You look like you have irritable bowel syndrome.
00:56:13.140 Honey, I have meat on my bones. 0.60
00:56:15.000 You look like when your friends text you,
00:56:16.480 hey, you want to go out tonight? 1.00
00:56:17.600 You have to take a shit. 1.00
00:56:19.540 What? 1.00
00:56:21.380 That didn't even make any sense.
00:56:22.720 Would you go on a date with me?
00:56:23.960 You look like you're in a commercial for fetal alcohol syndrome. 1.00
00:56:28.520 You look like the most beautiful, ugly bitch on earth. 1.00
00:56:32.060 That's right. 1.00
00:56:32.740 No, I actually want to date you.
00:56:34.400 What's your name?
00:56:35.480 Morgan. 1.00
00:56:36.640 You have an ugly ass name? 1.00
00:56:39.140 Okay. 1.00
00:56:39.980 So what do you do for fun besides, you know. 0.99
00:56:42.280 You look like if, whoa, Vicky, stop pretending to be black. 0.98
00:56:45.380 You look like bro Vicky. 1.00
00:56:49.380 What the fuck? 1.00
00:56:51.700 No, seriously, though. 1.00
00:56:52.880 Seriously, how old?
00:56:55.300 It says 20.
00:56:56.060 20? 1.00
00:56:56.860 Damn. 1.00
00:56:57.880 I'd have hit that, bro. 1.00
00:56:58.660 All right.
00:56:59.380 I'd knock the sheets off that.
00:57:02.440 Why do you have picnic blankets?
00:57:03.840 Why are you sitting here talking to me like this?
00:57:05.860 Ah, because we're into you. 1.00
00:57:06.720 Ain't no bitch on here wants you. 1.00
00:57:08.960 Yeah, true, true. 0.99
00:57:10.180 I mean, why are you still here then?
00:57:12.120 Yeah, you clearly like us.
00:57:13.340 Because I'm done with y'all.
00:57:14.900 Because why are y'all talking to me?
00:57:15.540 If you were done, you would have left.
00:57:16.700 I'm trying to correct y'all.
00:57:17.740 Bob, hey.
00:57:18.920 Hey.
00:57:20.580 Hey.
00:57:21.740 Cameron Diaz, chill.
00:57:23.040 You have really nice eyes, right?
00:57:26.620 Yeah.
00:57:27.280 She's doing a black woman face. 1.00
00:57:29.100 Like, be white. 0.99
00:57:30.120 Stop. 0.92
00:57:30.320 Okay.
00:57:30.520 She looked like... 0.99
00:57:31.120 Salih.
00:57:31.460 Salih.
00:57:33.840 Hey, you look loose.
00:57:37.960 What's up?
00:57:39.420 Hey.
00:57:40.100 Oh, you would like have those...
00:57:41.400 You're a Mexican girl that does her eyebrows every day? 1.00
00:57:43.460 You kind of look like Grimer.
00:57:45.460 No, this is my real eyebrows.
00:57:47.560 I don't got nothing on them.
00:57:48.760 Oh, wait.
00:57:49.060 Do you eat Takis at 9 a.m.?
00:57:50.500 Because you have those fingernails. 0.91
00:57:51.640 How old are you, Adrian?
00:57:52.500 No.
00:57:53.840 I don't eat Takis. 1.00
00:57:55.340 How old are you?
00:57:56.720 She's good.
00:57:57.660 No Afro. 1.00
00:57:58.360 No Afro. 1.00
00:58:00.140 No Afro. 1.00
00:58:02.180 No criminals.
00:58:03.020 Hi.
00:58:03.920 And how long have you been...
00:58:05.560 Would you be interested in...
00:58:07.160 How old are you?
00:58:07.680 Why are you AI-ing right now?
00:58:10.020 How old are you?
00:58:10.960 You are absolutely enchanting, dude. 0.81
00:58:13.500 I feel like I want to go do black people stuff with you. 0.94
00:58:18.700 Yes. 0.98
00:58:20.200 Mwah.
00:58:20.600 It's like when women... 1.00
00:58:23.300 Eighteen.
00:58:24.560 Then let me...
00:58:25.580 Let's go.
00:58:25.940 Can I hit it from...
00:58:26.420 Okay, okay.
00:58:26.880 You're writing...
00:58:27.400 Who's more attractive?
00:58:28.840 Him or me?
00:58:31.180 Left or right?
00:58:32.220 Left or right?
00:58:33.120 Write it down.
00:58:36.280 Look at me.
00:58:37.180 Look at me.
00:58:38.760 Left or right?
00:58:41.400 You like that.
00:58:42.400 I know.
00:58:43.100 I already got her.
00:58:44.200 I got this one in the bag.
00:58:46.360 Inshallah.
00:58:48.000 Hey.
00:58:49.040 Hey.
00:58:49.800 I want to take you for a walk around that abortion clinic. 1.00
00:58:53.040 You're so cute.
00:58:54.640 That didn't work.
00:58:55.300 See, that's out of pocket.
00:58:56.060 She didn't like that one.
00:58:56.840 Raising an eyebrow.
00:58:58.040 Thinking...
00:58:58.420 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:58:58.980 I got the bitch. 1.00
00:58:59.740 I got the... 1.00
00:59:00.120 Hey, how about we get some Kentucky Fried Dickin in your fucking pussy? 1.00
00:59:04.920 Okay. 1.00
00:59:05.340 A little too much?
00:59:06.320 No.
00:59:06.580 I want to go on a nice dinner date with you.
00:59:08.500 Pop a bottle of red wine.
00:59:10.560 Oh.
00:59:11.300 Oh.
00:59:11.540 Okay.
00:59:12.240 Wait, so...
00:59:12.780 Choo-choo! 1.00
00:59:13.840 Eiffel Tower?
00:59:15.140 Train?
00:59:16.060 Can we run it like Thomas the Train or should we call it... 1.00
00:59:19.480 I got this one of the pussy though. 1.00
00:59:21.060 He can get the hat. 1.00
00:59:21.860 I don't want to go up top. 0.98
00:59:23.120 I'm that nigga.
00:59:24.320 I like where this is going.
00:59:26.040 I like where this is going.
00:59:28.660 Oh, wow.
00:59:29.220 She's so cute.
00:59:30.680 You're just so...
00:59:31.760 I would...
00:59:32.100 Okay, but who would you rather have children with? 0.85
00:59:34.840 Left or right?
00:59:38.460 I see it's so much better with the Sharpie.
00:59:40.080 I could talk to her all day now.
00:59:41.540 Left or right?
00:59:49.380 Who do you want to have kids with? 1.00
00:59:51.560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:59:55.680 I would shoot a load on your face. 1.00
00:59:58.080 Let's go! 1.00
01:00:00.220 I would shoot a load on your face until you look innocent. 1.00
01:00:06.000 She doesn't even get that one. 1.00
01:00:07.180 It's funny.
01:00:07.540 Yeah, okay.
01:00:11.980 Let's ask more whiteboard questions.
01:00:14.800 Okay.
01:00:15.900 Do you want to watch a George Floyd documentary?
01:00:21.320 Was George Floyd innocent?
01:00:24.280 Yes or no?
01:00:25.160 I need to know.
01:00:29.120 My favorite streamer is knee on.
01:00:35.000 Knee killed him.
01:00:38.000 Considerable.
01:00:38.640 Okay.
01:00:39.080 Nice.
01:00:39.520 Big words.
01:00:40.100 Big words.
01:00:40.720 He's wasting a bunch of paper now.
01:00:41.640 All right.
01:00:42.020 Are you...
01:00:42.880 He's wasting stolen paper now.
01:00:44.560 Was it 6 million?
01:00:48.480 How many Jewish died in the Holocaust?
01:00:53.400 Write a number.
01:00:54.380 How many...
01:00:54.920 How many...
01:00:55.920 I mean...
01:00:57.560 If there was black people in that country at that time, I would believe the number. 0.99
01:01:01.320 Can you stick your tongue out for me?
01:01:06.740 She does have really nice handwriting, doesn't she?
01:01:08.800 She is gorgeous.
01:01:10.300 I don't know. 1.00
01:01:10.760 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:13.400 I want to fuck the pigment off. 1.00
01:01:16.540 I don't know. 1.00
01:01:17.200 I'm just trying to look mysterious.
01:01:21.180 It's like a hot accountant at the DMV that we look at.
01:01:25.660 Yeah.
01:01:26.320 Writing that ticket.
01:01:27.280 What's the chart?
01:01:29.460 Yeah.
01:01:29.860 She's running forever.
01:01:35.200 Holy.
01:01:36.000 What the... 0.99
01:01:36.540 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:01:38.120 All right, Skip. 1.00
01:01:39.680 She just killed my whole lot. 1.00
01:01:40.580 I think we scared... 0.99
01:01:40.980 You scared the shit out of him. 0.96
01:01:42.840 And... 0.99
01:01:44.060 Sin City was a maviour.
01:01:49.180 Angels like you. 1.00
01:01:52.820 Sin City was a maviour. 1.00
01:01:58.600 Hey, Kayla, you're a faggot. 1.00
01:02:00.180 What the... 1.00
01:02:06.520 All right.
01:02:09.520 Yeah.
01:02:10.080 Hi.
01:02:10.300 Hi.
01:02:11.000 Do you have Snapchat?
01:02:13.960 No, but I have to go because my right is here.
01:02:16.600 So...
01:02:17.200 You're getting big?
01:02:19.600 Mm-hmm.
01:02:22.560 So...
01:02:23.200 The West is cooked, man.
01:02:24.720 This is a cooked place.
01:02:26.340 Holy...
01:02:29.300 Is that Ada?
01:02:31.880 Is that Ada Ross?
01:02:33.140 Yes.
01:02:41.840 Yay! 0.99
01:02:45.520 They knew.
01:02:46.480 They knew where it's at.
01:02:53.000 What's up, Thomas the Train?
01:02:54.740 Why do you have a poster of Billie Eilish?
01:03:01.100 So, what's it like being a Goomba?
01:03:03.820 What's your name?
01:03:06.640 Gracie.
01:03:08.040 You remember that movie, that episode of Shrek, where Fiona became a human?
01:03:15.060 That was a good movie.
01:03:23.420 That's cute.
01:03:24.740 I have a sweat.
01:03:29.860 Y'all see Fuentes' new studio.
01:03:31.020 I have a sweat.
01:03:31.380 Yeah, we saw it yesterday.
01:03:32.780 Oh! 0.60
01:03:33.600 Fentanyl couple!
01:03:36.400 What?
01:03:38.320 Got him.
01:03:39.620 I won.