SNEAKO - July 08, 2024


SNEAKO's Best Monkey Stream Moments! (June & July 2024)


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

139.24487

Word Count

8,866

Sentence Count

1,513

Misogynist Sentences

153

Hate Speech Sentences

134


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey!
00:00:02.000 Hey!
00:00:04.000 Hey!
00:00:06.000 Hey!
00:00:08.000 Hey!
00:00:10.000 Yo! What the fuck?
00:00:12.000 Wait, why is Kai's tonight your favorite streamer?
00:00:14.000 Man...
00:00:18.000 Cause he's black.
00:00:20.000 What?
00:00:22.000 What about speed? Isn't speed your favorite?
00:00:24.000 Uh...
00:00:26.000 I think he's kinda weird.
00:00:28.000 Kinda gay?
00:00:30.000 I'm a fan. I'm a fan.
00:00:32.000 You're a fan? Where do I stream?
00:00:34.000 Huh? Where do I stream?
00:00:36.000 Well, I was just watching your stream
00:00:38.000 about like 10 minutes ago and I was like
00:00:40.000 uh, I might just
00:00:42.000 go on the monkey out tube
00:00:44.000 and all that sort of fun. Okay, what website do I stream?
00:00:46.000 Huh?
00:00:48.000 What website
00:00:50.000 do I stream on?
00:00:54.000 This line
00:00:56.000 little...
00:00:58.000 I didn't even know you was even on stream today.
00:01:00.000 Oh my god, you just lied.
00:01:02.000 You just said you came to my stream...
00:01:04.000 Alright, get out of here. Get out of here.
00:01:06.000 Shania.
00:01:08.000 Hey Shania.
00:01:10.000 What?
00:01:12.000 How you doing?
00:01:14.000 How you doing?
00:01:16.000 How old is you?
00:01:18.000 And skip.
00:01:22.000 That always makes me...
00:01:24.000 Hello toddlers!
00:01:28.000 How old are you?
00:01:32.000 How old are you?
00:01:34.000 Young for you.
00:01:36.000 We're gonna...
00:01:38.000 I gotta stop asking that question though.
00:01:40.000 No, you gotta always ask that question.
00:01:44.000 Okay, we...
00:01:46.000 Chat's saying Sam deleted her OnlyFans.
00:01:48.000 How the fuck do you know that?
00:01:50.000 Did you go check?
00:01:52.000 I told you the drama wasn't done.
00:01:54.000 I told you the drama wasn't done.
00:01:56.000 There's gonna be more tonight.
00:01:58.000 Oh!
00:01:59.000 Double date!
00:02:00.000 Sure buddy.
00:02:02.000 Alright, but you got braces on.
00:02:04.000 Yeah.
00:02:05.000 It's gonna scrape.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, I didn't...
00:02:12.000 I give up. Should we just click it?
00:02:14.000 No, no. Keep going. Just go faster.
00:02:16.000 We gotta see faces. No walls.
00:02:18.000 Jesus Christ.
00:02:20.000 You know what I mean?
00:02:21.000 Chat, dub you.
00:02:23.000 Oh my gosh, I know that dude.
00:02:25.000 Which one?
00:02:26.000 Which one?
00:02:27.000 You look like K-Fly.
00:02:28.000 That's Nico!
00:02:30.000 Yes, bro. That's Nico!
00:02:32.000 Yeah, it is.
00:02:33.000 Are you Dominican?
00:02:34.000 What are you? Puerto Rican?
00:02:36.000 I'm Puerto Rican. Hi!
00:02:38.000 You're Puerto Rican.
00:02:40.000 Hey!
00:02:42.000 Hey! How old are you?
00:02:44.000 It's not a funny question.
00:02:49.000 I'm 36.
00:02:51.000 Come on.
00:02:52.000 And not in dog years.
00:02:53.000 Okay.
00:02:56.000 Not in dog years.
00:02:57.000 How old are you for real?
00:02:58.000 What year were you born?
00:02:59.000 2006.
00:03:02.000 You're good.
00:03:03.000 We're good? Okay, wait.
00:03:04.000 Where are you from?
00:03:05.000 No, I don't know.
00:03:06.000 Here we go.
00:03:10.000 Hey lady!
00:03:11.000 She just did a line?
00:03:12.000 I don't know.
00:03:13.000 Hey.
00:03:14.000 How are you doing?
00:03:15.000 I'm a streamer.
00:03:16.000 No, I'm not a streamer.
00:03:17.000 How are you doing? Nice to meet you.
00:03:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:19.000 I'm sorry. This is your background.
00:03:20.000 Yeah, it does.
00:03:21.000 It does.
00:03:22.000 Where are you guys from?
00:03:23.000 Cali.
00:03:24.000 Cali.
00:03:25.000 Have you ever dated some white guys like us?
00:03:29.000 No, white?
00:03:30.000 Maybe it was Hispanic.
00:03:32.000 They were Hispanic.
00:03:33.000 Right.
00:03:34.000 White power?
00:03:35.000 White power?
00:03:41.000 No, no.
00:03:42.000 It's not foul.
00:03:43.000 Wait, where are you from?
00:03:44.000 What's your ethnicity?
00:03:45.000 I'm black.
00:03:46.000 I'm Nigerian.
00:03:47.000 Black and Puerto Rican and Nigerian.
00:03:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:50.000 How long have you been black?
00:03:52.000 Um...
00:03:53.000 It's burnt.
00:03:55.000 It's burnt.
00:03:56.000 It's burnt.
00:03:57.000 Okay.
00:03:58.000 Type shit, type shit.
00:03:59.000 And how long do you want to be black for?
00:04:03.000 For a while, y'all.
00:04:04.000 Okay.
00:04:05.000 We gotta go.
00:04:06.000 This looks like flirting.
00:04:07.000 We gotta go.
00:04:08.000 No, it's okay.
00:04:09.000 Wait.
00:04:10.000 How old are you two?
00:04:11.000 Uh...
00:04:12.000 16 years.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, we gotta go.
00:04:14.000 In what state?
00:04:16.000 I'm trying to get a rumble.
00:04:17.000 Okay.
00:04:18.000 Okay.
00:04:19.000 Hey, ladies.
00:04:20.000 Hello.
00:04:21.000 Hello.
00:04:22.000 Hello.
00:04:23.000 Nice tits.
00:04:24.000 Hello.
00:04:25.000 Hello.
00:04:26.000 Hello.
00:04:27.000 Nice tits.
00:04:32.000 You guys look like different races of the same person.
00:04:35.000 Hmm.
00:04:36.000 Hmm?
00:04:37.000 Big titty loadout, different color.
00:04:39.000 And glasses.
00:04:40.000 Hmm.
00:04:41.000 You guys...
00:04:43.000 Twins, yeah.
00:04:44.000 Twins.
00:04:45.000 So you have a fake ID poster behind you.
00:04:46.000 Do you need fake IDs or are you old enough to use a real ID?
00:04:49.000 No.
00:04:50.000 What do you mean twins?
00:04:51.000 You mean quadruplets.
00:04:54.000 Talk about the tits.
00:04:56.000 You guys have huge tits.
00:04:58.000 Okay.
00:04:59.000 How old are you?
00:05:00.000 Like this too.
00:05:01.000 Alright.
00:05:02.000 How old are you?
00:05:03.000 Yeah.
00:05:04.000 You gotta tell me how you grow up so big.
00:05:05.000 Yeah.
00:05:06.000 The tits?
00:05:07.000 The ID is throwing me off.
00:05:08.000 I know.
00:05:09.000 It's literally...
00:05:10.000 It's like foreshadowing.
00:05:11.000 They have a fake ID.
00:05:12.000 Like the fake ID meme behind them.
00:05:13.000 Have you watched Superbad?
00:05:14.000 Have you never seen Superbad?
00:05:15.000 I have seen Superbad.
00:05:16.000 That's a fake ID from the movie.
00:05:17.000 That's the whole point we're saying.
00:05:18.000 How old are you?
00:05:19.000 Yo.
00:05:21.000 Aggressive much.
00:05:22.000 Why did they freeze at the...
00:05:25.000 How old are you?
00:05:26.000 What if I said I was 14?
00:05:28.000 We need to know that legally.
00:05:30.000 Before I leave.
00:05:31.000 I'm scared.
00:05:32.000 I'm scared.
00:05:33.000 I'm scared.
00:05:34.000 I'm scared.
00:05:35.000 I'm scared.
00:05:36.000 I'm scared.
00:05:37.000 Alright.
00:05:38.000 Alright.
00:05:39.000 Um...
00:05:40.000 This guy's fucked up.
00:05:41.000 Okay.
00:05:42.000 This guy's savage.
00:05:43.000 How does it work?
00:05:44.000 If there's a barrier?
00:05:45.000 They're there.
00:05:46.000 We're here.
00:05:47.000 Can we joke?
00:05:48.000 Or is it creepy look, Jack?
00:05:49.000 Hello?
00:05:50.000 Probably not the best time right now.
00:05:51.000 Yeah.
00:05:52.000 Fuck your wall, bro.
00:05:53.000 You're ruining this app.
00:05:54.000 I see your ugly face.
00:05:56.000 What?
00:05:58.000 Is that Nico?
00:05:59.000 It says your name is Natalie and you have nails as your profile picture.
00:06:04.000 Wait, show your face.
00:06:06.000 What do you look like before you ask?
00:06:09.000 No, that's fake.
00:06:11.000 It's not fake.
00:06:12.000 No, it's fake.
00:06:13.000 It's real.
00:06:14.000 It's real.
00:06:15.000 Stop being dumb.
00:06:16.000 If that's Nico, it's gonna show my face in the live stream and I don't look good.
00:06:20.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:06:21.000 That's fine.
00:06:22.000 Okay.
00:06:23.000 Don't be rude.
00:06:24.000 Alright.
00:06:25.000 You don't be rude.
00:06:26.000 You're milk.
00:06:27.000 How old are you?
00:06:28.000 Perfect.
00:06:29.000 And, uh, what about your, so what's your relation?
00:06:32.000 Are you sisters?
00:06:33.000 No.
00:06:34.000 Sisters?
00:06:35.000 Hell no.
00:06:36.000 Bro, your face looks like, um, Photoshop.
00:06:37.000 No, there's no way.
00:06:38.000 There's no way this is Nico.
00:06:39.000 It is.
00:06:40.000 Doesn't his face look like it's AI'd on?
00:06:42.000 No, I don't know.
00:06:43.000 I just, like, this is for-
00:06:46.000 You guys look like a couple from down south.
00:06:49.000 Now, California.
00:06:51.000 Oh.
00:06:52.000 Why do you speak like that though?
00:06:54.000 Um.
00:06:55.000 Oh.
00:06:56.000 We're from the valley.
00:06:57.000 Oh boy, farm boy.
00:06:58.000 Or, I'm a farm boy.
00:07:00.000 Is that, is that incest energy?
00:07:02.000 No, no.
00:07:03.000 The hell?
00:07:04.000 No, no.
00:07:05.000 Sorry.
00:07:06.000 The hell?
00:07:07.000 We're from Kentucky.
00:07:08.000 You know Kentucky?
00:07:09.000 Wait.
00:07:10.000 Wait, do I have an accent?
00:07:11.000 Really?
00:07:12.000 Yeah, you sound like us.
00:07:14.000 Do you wanna fuck?
00:07:16.000 Okay, well.
00:07:17.000 Come on now.
00:07:20.000 Man, nigga, you're nasty as fuck, girl.
00:07:22.000 No, wait.
00:07:23.000 Did you just say nigga?
00:07:24.000 This is crazy.
00:07:25.000 No.
00:07:27.000 Did you just call me a nigga?
00:07:28.000 We give you the pass, bro.
00:07:30.000 No.
00:07:31.000 No.
00:07:32.000 No.
00:07:33.000 Okay, white girl, your turn to say it.
00:07:35.000 We all said it.
00:07:36.000 I mean, she never answered the question.
00:07:38.000 No, I don't say that.
00:07:39.000 I don't say that.
00:07:40.000 Alright.
00:07:41.000 Off camera though.
00:07:42.000 Like, nobody's streaming.
00:07:43.000 Just be honest.
00:07:44.000 Hey, Sneeko, you're wanting to talk.
00:07:45.000 Cause I know you're asking saying that shit.
00:07:46.000 So chill.
00:07:47.000 No nigga, never.
00:07:50.000 Sneeko, come on bro.
00:07:51.000 You've been canceled for a minute.
00:07:52.000 I like the way you moaned.
00:07:54.000 Say my name again.
00:07:57.000 Nah.
00:07:58.000 Oh, that's the boyfriend.
00:08:00.000 I don't need to go home with that shit.
00:08:02.000 Okay.
00:08:03.000 Is he gonna start beating on you?
00:08:04.000 Why'd you guys get all closed off?
00:08:05.000 Let's just come and joke around.
00:08:07.000 Put the camera back on.
00:08:08.000 Every girl like it's-
00:08:09.000 Nah, bruh.
00:08:10.000 No.
00:08:11.000 No.
00:08:12.000 No.
00:08:13.000 And are you single young lady?
00:08:14.000 No, cause I know this is dead ass, Sneeko.
00:08:16.000 Are you single?
00:08:17.000 Woman, are you single?
00:08:20.000 I'm literally with my boyfriend.
00:08:22.000 No, I'm not.
00:08:23.000 Oh, boy, back to my boyfriend.
00:08:24.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:25.000 Is he fucking-
00:08:26.000 Oh my God, of course.
00:08:27.000 Of course the TikTok people are like thirsty as hell right now.
00:08:30.000 You're crazy.
00:08:31.000 We're just joking.
00:08:32.000 You guys are cute.
00:08:33.000 Gay.
00:08:34.000 Yeah.
00:08:35.000 Type shit.
00:08:36.000 Are you waiting until marriage?
00:08:40.780 Huh?
00:08:41.420 Are you waiting until marriage?
00:08:44.680 No, we don't need to wait until marriage.
00:08:48.140 Can we join you guys?
00:08:52.040 Sneeko, you're crazy.
00:08:53.600 How the fuck do you know me, bitch?
00:08:55.940 Wait, no, no.
00:08:57.160 I'm talking here.
00:08:58.520 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:08:59.880 Nigga, say my name once.
00:09:02.240 Can I be for real, though?
00:09:03.480 Yeah, for it.
00:09:04.820 Like, this is dead ass, Sneeko.
00:09:06.960 How?
00:09:07.620 I don't get how the monkey IQ, they don't move past this.
00:09:10.400 But I just want to make it clear before I say this,
00:09:12.340 because I don't want to be talking to some random monkey.
00:09:13.780 It's Sneeko.
00:09:14.820 Look at the couch.
00:09:15.860 All right.
00:09:16.120 It's it.
00:09:16.680 All right.
00:09:17.900 Well, chill the fuck out.
00:09:19.220 You don't need to be all, you know.
00:09:21.560 But I'm just saying, like, it's kind of crazy how you're on fucking monkey right now.
00:09:26.420 Like, are you really, like, that down bad?
00:09:29.480 Yes, we're down bad enough to want to fuck you.
00:09:31.980 So, like, no, like, Sneeko, I used to see you on, like, TikTok, and I thought you were,
00:09:35.920 like, kind of funny and shit.
00:09:37.080 Like, you are kind of funny.
00:09:38.500 You're not, like, you're not dumb or whatever.
00:09:40.640 You're funny as shit.
00:09:41.800 But after, like, Kai and shit would post it about you, you, like, fell off.
00:09:46.120 I don't know what happened.
00:09:46.620 Jesus Christ, bro.
00:09:48.740 No, I'm not.
00:09:49.360 We started it.
00:09:50.340 We made our bed.
00:09:51.480 Hey, slow down.
00:09:52.840 Slow down.
00:09:53.500 What do you mean he fell off?
00:09:55.900 I mean, like, I don't know if TikTok shadow banned you, but I haven't seen you at all.
00:10:00.520 So, is that falling off or getting canceled by big tech?
00:10:08.620 Holden, you haven't seen any of the videos.
00:10:11.880 I'm not a social media, motherfucker.
00:10:13.480 Let me see.
00:10:14.020 Well.
00:10:14.460 You're right.
00:10:15.120 He is at rock bottom.
00:10:16.240 That's why he's trying to fuck.
00:10:17.080 No, like.
00:10:18.420 Let us fuck.
00:10:19.600 Let us fuck right rock bottom.
00:10:21.180 It's the fact that, like, I've never met anybody on, like, an act like this before,
00:10:25.080 and that's why I'm so, like, there's no way.
00:10:27.120 There's no way.
00:10:27.940 Because, holy fuck.
00:10:29.500 How do you not know me, bro?
00:10:31.360 I made this kid.
00:10:33.720 Wait.
00:10:34.340 What's your name?
00:10:36.720 No, no.
00:10:37.500 I'm not even trying to be rude.
00:10:38.820 I swear to God.
00:10:39.680 Don't die.
00:10:42.580 No, I made dead ass.
00:10:45.080 Okay.
00:10:46.600 What is your name?
00:10:47.580 You won.
00:10:48.440 You won.
00:10:49.140 What's that?
00:10:49.840 Holden, look it up.
00:10:50.900 Let me.
00:10:51.580 Look it up.
00:10:52.120 No.
00:10:52.240 I want to put my penis in you.
00:10:56.940 They're whispering to each other.
00:10:58.680 Matter of fact, just Google me.
00:11:00.100 The name's Zerka.
00:11:01.420 You're going to love this week.
00:11:03.300 Wait, you're what?
00:11:04.080 My name is Zerka.
00:11:04.900 Google me.
00:11:06.700 I'm not Zerka.
00:11:08.820 You know him?
00:11:09.520 You know him?
00:11:11.420 From which videos you watch?
00:11:13.100 That's my boy.
00:11:13.800 You watch all the Andrews.
00:11:16.760 All right.
00:11:19.860 But you know what's crazy?
00:11:20.760 Like, you're saying that I used to be funny and that I fell off.
00:11:23.780 No, okay.
00:11:24.620 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:11:25.800 Okay.
00:11:26.040 Your relationship.
00:11:27.000 I mean, they weren't so funny, but I get it.
00:11:28.440 Andrew, too.
00:11:29.120 Your relationship has so little entertainment that you guys have to resort to going on Monkey
00:11:34.020 instead of talking to each other.
00:11:35.380 Are you that bored of each other?
00:11:37.800 Oh, Sneak.
00:11:39.200 You're one of the talk.
00:11:41.420 I know.
00:11:42.000 I know.
00:11:42.680 Is there that little passion in your relationship that you need to talk to random men on Monkey
00:11:47.380 instead of entertaining each other and look into each other's eyes lovingly?
00:11:50.700 Why are you even here?
00:11:52.700 At least I'm making content off of this.
00:11:54.780 You guys are dating with each other and are so disinterested that you need to talk to random
00:11:59.940 men on a website.
00:12:01.680 You know what?
00:12:02.900 You know what?
00:12:03.800 I'm not even...
00:12:04.940 Listen, we don't even need to fucking fight.
00:12:07.240 We don't even...
00:12:07.960 We're not fighting.
00:12:08.760 It's an observation.
00:12:10.160 How are you that...
00:12:11.040 You're right.
00:12:11.480 How are you so unattracted to your boyfriend that you're talking to me right now instead
00:12:15.980 of him?
00:12:17.460 All right.
00:12:17.860 Now you sound like fucking entertaining.
00:12:19.420 I'm not unattracted.
00:12:20.540 We just fucked before this.
00:12:22.720 We're just bored because...
00:12:23.640 Here's how I know that your sex is terrible because if it was good, you would be like putting
00:12:28.740 your legs all over him and begging for more.
00:12:30.980 But it was so uninteresting that there's low energy transferred over to Monkey and now
00:12:35.620 I need to fuck you because he's not.
00:12:38.740 Wait, hold on.
00:12:39.820 The logic.
00:12:41.480 You're yearning for penis.
00:12:44.440 That's why you're here.
00:12:46.680 Hold on.
00:12:48.280 Let me call my little brother.
00:12:49.640 He loves you.
00:12:50.860 Oh my gosh.
00:12:52.000 He's just winning this, bro.
00:12:54.000 Every time you speak.
00:12:55.700 Lady, you gotta chill, bro.
00:12:59.560 I'm glad she doesn't know me.
00:13:03.340 The crazy thing is I just said that in front of your boyfriend and he's silent right now.
00:13:08.240 Because he knows damn well.
00:13:09.880 He fucking fucks me good.
00:13:11.060 He doesn't need to say shit.
00:13:12.240 Why doesn't he defend himself for something that...
00:13:13.780 He's just winning this.
00:13:15.460 Do you want to speak to me?
00:13:16.520 Call your boyfriend.
00:13:17.580 Or the little brother.
00:13:21.780 Holy shit.
00:13:22.680 Motherfucking stick out there.
00:13:24.780 What is he putting in something?
00:13:26.580 Oh my gosh.
00:13:35.760 Hey, so where are you motherfuckers at?
00:13:37.500 Vegas right now?
00:13:39.000 Miami.
00:13:41.960 Hey, so how's it looking in Miami right now?
00:13:44.220 Boring.
00:13:44.660 Do you want to come chill with us?
00:13:45.660 Nah, I mean...
00:13:50.380 Money-wise, shit.
00:13:52.380 Shit's expensive out there, bro.
00:13:53.720 Can Sneakle watch you, fucker?
00:13:55.800 Yeah, you win, homeboy.
00:14:01.980 You're gonna need to take some tips, homeboy.
00:14:05.700 How's the box, bro?
00:14:07.180 Give us a rating out of 10.
00:14:10.660 The box?
00:14:11.980 How's her pussy?
00:14:15.120 Better than anything you'll ever feel.
00:14:17.260 Type shit.
00:14:17.820 Wait, so why are you not doing round two?
00:14:22.720 Why is she talking to men on Monkey?
00:14:25.860 Oh my god.
00:14:26.360 There's my account, homeboy.
00:14:27.720 Wait, there's my phone, homeboy.
00:14:29.740 Why would you put your girl on Monkey
00:14:31.660 talking to random men?
00:14:35.080 Why do you think?
00:14:36.600 Because it seems like she's disinterested
00:14:38.760 in what's happening over there.
00:14:42.040 Yeah, you're thinking otherwise, homeboy.
00:14:45.220 What's it called?
00:14:46.020 It's just gonna be more relevant.
00:14:47.920 Wait.
00:14:48.820 Am I gonna be famous?
00:14:50.860 What?
00:14:51.800 Do that.
00:14:52.520 Oh my god.
00:14:53.240 I wanna say something.
00:14:54.480 No.
00:14:55.260 Say it.
00:14:56.480 I'm low, bro.
00:14:58.220 Justin, you need to face it.
00:14:59.000 We're low.
00:14:59.640 Justin, get on the shit.
00:15:01.000 Say it, homeboy.
00:15:02.340 I'm a fucking face.
00:15:03.220 I'm a sneaker.
00:15:03.760 I'm dead ass on the fucking face.
00:15:05.340 I'm a sneaker.
00:15:06.020 You need an answer.
00:15:07.540 Justin, I'm dead ass.
00:15:09.140 Holden just said some stupid ass shit.
00:15:11.180 This is real sneaker.
00:15:12.420 I'm dead ass.
00:15:13.400 Justin.
00:15:14.200 Sneaker, say some shit.
00:15:15.500 Only Justin would know.
00:15:17.120 Justin's a faggot.
00:15:21.320 What's up, man?
00:15:22.520 Hey, do not take anything I said personally about your sister.
00:15:27.120 No, Sneaker.
00:15:28.200 Nah.
00:15:28.760 All right.
00:15:29.380 Tell Sneaker.
00:15:30.220 Sneaker's saying that.
00:15:31.640 Well, he's not fucking good enough.
00:15:34.220 And I would beat the fuck out of you, bro.
00:15:38.360 You would have died if you was in the ring.
00:15:40.100 Justin, I'm a liar.
00:15:41.560 I love you.
00:15:42.380 Justin, record it right now.
00:15:45.340 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:46.060 Did I fall, pussy boy?
00:15:48.240 You know, Sneaker out here?
00:15:49.800 You don't record it right now.
00:15:54.160 All right.
00:15:54.560 He got all that TikTok in.
00:15:55.740 Bro's like monkey, Justin.
00:15:57.660 He's making fun of us when he's on monkey.
00:16:00.060 Bitch, you're on here.
00:16:00.940 You're here, too.
00:16:02.480 Talk to your boyfriend.
00:16:03.560 Stop talking to me.
00:16:04.880 All right.
00:16:05.220 You were jogging on us a minute ago.
00:16:07.060 Don't even lie, bruh.
00:16:08.380 Keep going.
00:16:08.940 Keep going.
00:16:10.500 All right.
00:16:14.180 Hey, my people.
00:16:16.180 Wow.
00:16:17.940 Are you Filipino?
00:16:20.220 Filipino?
00:16:21.060 How are you doing, my Asians?
00:16:24.480 Hey.
00:16:27.060 Yeah.
00:16:29.660 Yeah.
00:16:31.460 Love you.
00:16:32.580 I love you.
00:16:34.020 I love your podcast.
00:16:35.220 And how old are you?
00:16:39.180 How old is the girl with the shirt?
00:16:42.240 What shirt?
00:16:42.880 The white shirt.
00:16:45.520 She's 18.
00:16:46.580 She's hot as fuck.
00:16:47.880 Do you have a boyfriend?
00:16:51.080 Let me get this one.
00:16:52.440 Wait, wait, wait.
00:16:53.040 Do you have a boyfriend?
00:16:55.360 Wait, is this for you?
00:16:56.460 She does it.
00:16:57.400 Yo.
00:16:57.660 White shirt.
00:16:58.500 What's your Snapchat?
00:17:03.220 I don't have Snapchat.
00:17:04.060 What's your number?
00:17:08.220 No, no, no.
00:17:09.920 Don't type your number.
00:17:10.680 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:12.020 Don't adopt you.
00:17:12.720 Put your Snapchat.
00:17:13.280 Make his Snapchat so he can make lumpia love to you adobo chicken.
00:17:20.340 Nice.
00:17:23.740 Yeah, put it in there.
00:17:25.140 Sneakle's going to contact you and fucking...
00:17:27.340 No, no, no.
00:17:27.820 I'm going to be nice to her.
00:17:31.060 She is nice.
00:17:32.120 This is for you, bro.
00:17:33.120 She's got spooky eyes.
00:17:34.440 Oh, nice.
00:17:35.120 Yes.
00:17:37.440 Yes.
00:17:38.020 Sneakle wants to make babies with you.
00:17:40.360 No, no, no, no.
00:17:41.220 I want to get to know you first.
00:17:43.500 Oh, she's smiling.
00:17:44.380 Holy shit.
00:17:45.460 They got all nervous.
00:17:46.240 They were doing hearts and cheering and now they're hiding behind the chair.
00:17:49.140 Get the Snapchat.
00:17:50.460 Hurry.
00:17:50.980 Before...
00:17:51.500 Before...
00:17:52.040 You guys are telling people watching.
00:17:53.580 No, no.
00:17:54.120 Don't worry about it.
00:17:54.860 Don't worry about it.
00:17:55.440 It's great.
00:17:55.700 What's your name first off, sweetheart?
00:17:58.860 Rachel.
00:17:59.600 Rachel.
00:18:00.360 What a beautiful name.
00:18:01.080 Let me be the Ross to your Rachel.
00:18:02.940 I'm part Jewish.
00:18:05.360 You're part Jewish?
00:18:06.380 Yes, so I'll be the Ross to your Rachel.
00:18:08.620 Type in your Snapchat, sweetheart.
00:18:09.860 Oh, I get it.
00:18:10.680 I get it.
00:18:11.880 That's not a suit.
00:18:13.900 This is awesome.
00:18:16.160 Hurry before the power goes out in your country.
00:18:18.640 Put your Snapchat.
00:18:19.880 They're in Seattle.
00:18:20.740 I just friended you.
00:18:21.720 Type it in.
00:18:22.240 Type it in quickly.
00:18:22.940 It's disconnecting.
00:18:24.360 Just put it.
00:18:24.940 Just put it.
00:18:25.440 I don't know what to do.
00:18:27.440 You have Sabbath.
00:18:28.460 You have cock-blocking friends.
00:18:32.780 There we go.
00:18:33.680 With the slash, too?
00:18:34.760 No, no.
00:18:37.380 No, slash.
00:18:38.240 Okay, I'm sneaker quality on Snapchat.
00:18:42.200 Okay.
00:18:43.160 Wait.
00:18:43.680 That's...
00:18:44.080 But it could be wrong.
00:18:48.220 Is that Snapchat or Instagram?
00:18:49.760 Snapchat.
00:18:50.420 Snapchat.
00:18:51.080 Wait, so it's ja-ja-ja?
00:18:53.040 That's the thing?
00:18:54.720 Yeah, how do you find that?
00:18:56.120 It just searched up.
00:18:57.080 Add me back.
00:18:57.580 Sneaker quality on Snapchat.
00:18:58.720 I don't have Instagram.
00:19:00.560 Okay.
00:19:03.020 Very well done.
00:19:04.260 Let's go.
00:19:04.760 Uh-oh.
00:19:06.740 Oh, why?
00:19:08.640 The best pussy goes,
00:19:10.420 Oh my God, it's sneaker.
00:19:12.220 The fan pussy.
00:19:14.780 Oh, what the?
00:19:15.420 Yo, Skip.
00:19:16.280 Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
00:19:18.140 I was just like running off that last W.
00:19:21.980 Check Twitter.
00:19:22.700 Link me the tweet.
00:19:23.240 What are you guys talking about?
00:19:24.760 What do you mean?
00:19:25.920 I'm looking drunk.
00:19:27.640 Like a YouTuber?
00:19:30.400 Why is it?
00:19:30.900 Okay, you guys are scaring the shit out of us, chat.
00:19:32.800 Don't do that.
00:19:34.300 Who does that?
00:19:36.380 The meme is RIP.
00:19:37.600 It's not neon got murdered.
00:19:39.620 Why don't you say it?
00:19:40.200 Girlfriend.
00:19:41.000 Milk.
00:19:42.040 I don't know who's girlfriend.
00:19:43.120 Any girl named Haley's a hoe.
00:19:46.580 Hey.
00:19:48.100 Hello.
00:19:49.260 You kind of, how old are you?
00:19:52.020 I'm 21.
00:19:54.700 Really?
00:19:55.140 Do you mind if I add you and maybe fuck you doggy this week type shit?
00:20:02.560 Oh, wow.
00:20:03.780 Oh my God.
00:20:05.700 I don't want it.
00:20:06.520 How did you fumble that quick?
00:20:08.100 I don't want it if they're not brave.
00:20:09.600 Fentanyl and I realize how stupid I'm being.
00:20:12.560 Like, God would have killed me.
00:20:16.780 Are you alive?
00:20:18.200 Are you Hitler's wife?
00:20:21.240 Um, no.
00:20:22.320 But I do have a fine...
00:20:23.800 Yes, husband.
00:20:26.740 What?
00:20:28.780 Hi.
00:20:29.580 Ava Braun, what are you saying?
00:20:30.840 I'm sick for my mother and you just have to have this.
00:20:36.140 Oh!
00:20:43.240 Hey, baby.
00:20:45.440 You're too young, you're too young.
00:20:46.780 I'm too famous to be involved in that shit.
00:20:50.960 What did he say?
00:20:53.200 I'm too rich and famous to be involved in what you're accused of.
00:20:58.020 Chad, who won that beat?
00:21:04.380 Like, it started good until Drake was like...
00:21:06.660 Waze, where's Bronson?
00:21:16.520 Is this true?
00:21:17.320 I don't want to read this.
00:21:18.360 What is it?
00:21:20.400 Yeah, obviously.
00:21:21.520 Like, Jack loves you.
00:21:22.860 Like, loves you to death.
00:21:24.260 Didn't he invite you, like, ten times?
00:21:26.400 Does he?
00:21:28.020 Hey.
00:21:29.800 You guys look like you've seen a ghost.
00:21:31.440 He's fine as fuck.
00:21:36.100 Which one?
00:21:37.820 How you doing, ladies?
00:21:38.680 You're not fun.
00:21:39.820 Me?
00:21:40.660 I'm...
00:21:41.300 I want to...
00:21:41.940 You can come here.
00:21:43.660 Come here.
00:21:43.960 Come here.
00:21:44.280 Come here.
00:21:47.880 Wait, how old?
00:21:50.660 I'm 13.
00:21:51.820 Nigga, fuck you.
00:21:53.060 Oh, my God.
00:21:53.700 I'm 13.
00:21:54.220 How old are you really?
00:21:56.980 How old are you really?
00:21:58.880 That's not how this works.
00:21:59.980 Not how it works.
00:22:00.420 We're literally rich and famous.
00:22:02.740 You got to ID.
00:22:04.040 How old is you be?
00:22:07.060 I'm going to be 21, 19.
00:22:08.340 No.
00:22:08.620 Oh, really?
00:22:09.240 I'm Kurt.
00:22:09.620 I wonder if you know.
00:22:11.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha, Tokyo.
00:22:13.340 I'm 19.
00:22:14.300 You're 19?
00:22:14.960 They have tattoos.
00:22:15.860 It's fine.
00:22:16.260 I like curly hair.
00:22:17.160 What's your name?
00:22:18.140 In the middle.
00:22:19.840 Say it again?
00:22:21.500 Gia.
00:22:21.800 Gia, do you have a boyfriend?
00:22:24.600 No, I don't know.
00:22:25.820 Do you mind if my boy Sneakle...
00:22:27.680 Do you mind if my boy Sneakle hits it from the back?
00:22:32.080 Fuck yeah.
00:22:33.060 Where are you from?
00:22:34.500 I'll tell you where I'm from if you give me a 360.
00:22:38.300 Oh.
00:22:39.840 You have to see it in person.
00:22:41.700 In person?
00:22:42.800 That's good.
00:22:43.220 That's good.
00:22:43.600 I'm wearing a skirt, so I'm not wearing...
00:22:45.900 All right, so you're not going to...
00:22:47.180 Oh, so that's fine.
00:22:48.360 So you're not going to reveal too much.
00:22:49.420 Just grab something from the sink and come back here.
00:22:51.800 He's joking.
00:22:56.040 He's joking.
00:22:56.680 I'm not a...
00:22:57.740 Why not?
00:22:58.620 Bitch, go back.
00:22:59.860 Oh, yes, she's ready to go.
00:23:00.920 That's mine, bro.
00:23:02.140 So what's your name?
00:23:03.340 I'm kidding.
00:23:05.620 Hey, girl that I'm...
00:23:06.820 Excuse me, young lady that I'm going to throat fuck.
00:23:09.100 What is your name?
00:23:11.440 You.
00:23:13.540 Okay.
00:23:14.860 No, don't skip.
00:23:16.100 I'm kidding.
00:23:17.180 Don't skip.
00:23:18.120 We're trying to date you women.
00:23:19.480 Nice.
00:23:21.480 Put your hand up like they...
00:23:23.120 Women.
00:23:27.360 Women.
00:23:27.920 We don't know your names.
00:23:29.340 What's your name?
00:23:31.820 Mine?
00:23:32.660 Yeah.
00:23:35.180 I just said it.
00:23:36.680 Right.
00:23:38.440 I don't know.
00:23:39.260 Neely.
00:23:40.140 Neely.
00:23:41.220 Fuck, Neely.
00:23:41.940 You're so cute.
00:23:42.740 You're like Vanessa Hudgens.
00:23:44.880 Who is that?
00:23:46.340 Oh, God.
00:23:46.800 High-speed musical?
00:23:47.880 How old are you, Neely?
00:23:49.180 What the fuck?
00:23:50.400 I told you already.
00:23:52.680 You're not peeing.
00:23:53.080 Okay, but do you swear to God?
00:23:55.680 I swear on everything.
00:23:57.540 What do you mean?
00:23:58.440 Okay.
00:23:59.020 So you're old enough to go on a date with me.
00:24:01.660 Does your friend want to double date with Sneaky Oak?
00:24:07.240 Yeah.
00:24:08.120 Curly hair.
00:24:08.680 You want to go on a date?
00:24:09.480 Stop peeing and come back here.
00:24:11.600 Stop peeing.
00:24:12.680 Why is she hiding?
00:24:13.620 Come back.
00:24:14.040 They're getting ready to go out.
00:24:24.940 Where are you girls going tonight?
00:24:26.080 You girls aren't allowed to go out.
00:24:28.140 You're our fucking bitches.
00:24:29.960 You're going to stay home.
00:24:31.340 The fuck?
00:24:32.840 Yeah.
00:24:35.320 What did you guys want us to beat on you?
00:24:37.460 You want us to beat on you?
00:24:40.920 They're loving this.
00:24:42.360 It's working.
00:24:42.980 That hot and cold at my website.
00:24:46.040 Yo, we're going to add you guys.
00:24:47.620 Except.
00:24:48.600 You fucking bitch!
00:24:50.360 That was the clip!
00:24:50.960 It was the bitch that wasn't getting attention that she skipped.
00:24:53.620 It was the third girl.
00:24:55.220 Every time it's the ugly chick that sabotages, chat.
00:24:58.020 They were ready to fucking go.
00:25:00.120 Whoa.
00:25:00.640 Damn.
00:25:01.220 I wish I was that vape.
00:25:05.360 Pink lemonade.
00:25:06.080 How old are you?
00:25:10.160 22.
00:25:10.640 I wish I was that vape.
00:25:12.640 What the?
00:25:16.060 Are you on stream?
00:25:17.460 I feel like we would rhyme with vape.
00:25:22.300 Wait, what?
00:25:23.020 What do you do for a living?
00:25:32.800 I'm not doing what I want to be doing.
00:25:35.580 Do you want to go on a date with one of us, maybe?
00:25:40.120 You want to go on a date with a 17-year-old?
00:25:42.740 What'd she say?
00:25:45.500 Then how do you look 45?
00:25:47.800 You look 45.
00:25:49.620 You look like you're working at a DMV, you stupid trailer trash cook.
00:25:52.680 Where the hell is she?
00:25:53.700 17.
00:25:54.260 Oh, shit.
00:25:56.480 What's up, girls?
00:25:59.640 You look like you've seen a pedophile.
00:26:01.900 Chad, who's ready for comedy tonight?
00:26:02.980 Tell me one if you're ready and if you're going to be in there, bro.
00:26:06.400 There's more you want to leave?
00:26:07.200 Four more hours, Chad.
00:26:11.560 I want to keep going.
00:26:13.060 Yeah, more monkey.
00:26:14.160 Go faster on these monkeys.
00:26:22.800 Are you best, YouTubers?
00:26:24.320 What's so funny, little nigga?
00:26:27.300 What's so funny?
00:26:28.500 What's so funny?
00:26:29.420 You're a liar, bro.
00:26:32.480 You cannot be a liar, bro.
00:26:33.200 I don't give a fuck.
00:26:34.800 I crash out, nigga.
00:26:37.200 No one gives a fuck.
00:26:39.900 No one fucking cares.
00:26:41.460 Do it then, bro.
00:26:42.500 No one fucking cares.
00:26:46.520 Show your face.
00:26:49.060 What?
00:26:50.080 Show your face.
00:26:51.060 I care where he was broke for the YouTube.
00:26:56.200 Are we getting cooked?
00:27:01.220 We should go on a double date.
00:27:04.820 Definitely should.
00:27:07.200 How about we go mini golfing and then you pretend like you don't know how to golf and so I need
00:27:11.000 to grab your waist and then direct the golf club.
00:27:13.900 Up your pussy with that club.
00:27:18.560 How do you do that?
00:27:19.760 I don't know.
00:27:20.400 We'll figure it out.
00:27:21.300 We'll figure it out.
00:27:21.740 Unless you guys like baseball.
00:27:23.940 No.
00:27:24.360 That laugh is something.
00:27:32.800 You said what?
00:27:35.020 I said that laugh is something.
00:27:36.620 So what state are you in?
00:27:38.140 Why do you think people just ask me?
00:27:40.540 Oh, no.
00:27:41.100 It's...
00:27:41.460 Don't worry.
00:27:42.060 I think it's a mistake.
00:27:43.680 But, um...
00:27:45.460 What's your...
00:27:45.960 I just said...
00:27:47.500 Fuck.
00:27:48.980 Hang on.
00:27:49.360 Nice job, Chad.
00:27:52.260 I want to actually...
00:27:53.160 Were you making fun of that laugh earlier?
00:27:56.160 No, no.
00:27:56.700 We'll just have to...
00:27:57.640 We actually like you girls.
00:27:58.840 I want to guilt trip you...
00:28:00.160 I didn't mean to go.
00:28:01.180 Yeah.
00:28:01.440 I want to guilt trip you into fucking me.
00:28:07.720 There would be no guilt tripping.
00:28:09.680 Oh.
00:28:11.060 Do this.
00:28:11.940 Do this.
00:28:12.400 Do this.
00:28:14.560 Yours.
00:28:15.240 Wait.
00:28:15.440 Put the girl on FaceTime to do it, too.
00:28:17.040 I'm not doing it alone.
00:28:18.300 Enchanting.
00:28:19.020 You're so...
00:28:20.000 Maddie, give me a heart.
00:28:21.960 Look at this.
00:28:25.180 Put your tits away.
00:28:26.660 No.
00:28:28.040 There we go.
00:28:28.940 Oh, with the tits.
00:28:30.000 Wow.
00:28:31.440 How cute.
00:28:32.500 We are...
00:28:33.160 This is going to be a lot of fun.
00:28:34.400 Have you been to Miami before?
00:28:36.560 Nope.
00:28:37.360 I want to go, though.
00:28:38.380 How far is your friend from you?
00:28:41.020 Like five minutes away.
00:28:43.940 Well, she's on the phone right now, but...
00:28:46.440 Does she want to get some moshi moshis with us?
00:28:55.200 Yeah.
00:28:55.740 Get your old ass stuff.
00:28:57.280 Shut the fuck up, Zendaya.
00:28:59.100 Stupid ass.
00:29:00.040 Faggot face.
00:29:01.440 What did you even say?
00:29:05.960 Zendaya, you look like a fucking train wreck.
00:29:09.400 You look like you raped a little girl.
00:29:11.800 Because you're a fucking broke ass, weak ass nigga.
00:29:14.300 And you're broke with no moshi.
00:29:15.480 And you're a fucking fag.
00:29:16.180 What the fuck is this app, bro?
00:29:21.240 I've never lost on this app.
00:29:23.020 What the fuck is this dragon here?
00:29:26.080 Let's do less yap on the next one, though.
00:29:27.800 Let's try to...
00:29:28.340 Okay.
00:29:28.840 Oh, what is that?
00:29:30.440 Sorry.
00:29:30.820 Do you want me to hurry up with this?
00:29:33.180 Well, what was that card?
00:29:34.980 Can I see?
00:29:35.280 Which one?
00:29:38.000 The one you just hub up?
00:29:39.920 The high priestess.
00:29:43.120 What does that mean?
00:29:45.960 I'm gonna tell you.
00:29:47.220 Everyone wants things so fast, but everything comes at, like, a pace.
00:29:58.300 True.
00:30:00.140 TikTok, right?
00:30:00.800 If you really want to know, like, certain things, like, it comes at, like, a...
00:30:07.160 Everyone is so fucking fast in their approach these days.
00:30:11.440 Like, I didn't think I was old until, like, I came on this fucking site.
00:30:18.140 Present.
00:30:22.620 The high priestess.
00:30:24.220 Present.
00:30:25.080 If you were asking about the present and you draw the high priestess,
00:30:27.780 it means that intuition and inner knowledge are your guides,
00:30:31.760 urging you to listen to your inner voice.
00:30:34.180 This card serves as a reminder to trust the wisdom that comes within.
00:30:38.400 Even the external circumstances may be unclear.
00:30:42.060 It encourages you for a period of self-reflection and meditation,
00:30:46.240 enabling you to connect deeply with your subconscious mind.
00:30:53.320 I would read more, but most people, like yourself,
00:30:56.440 probably don't give a shit.
00:31:03.360 So fucking crazy, dude.
00:31:05.620 The disrespect on this site.
00:31:07.480 This is awesome.
00:31:22.800 Kiara.
00:31:26.080 Oh, Kiara.
00:31:28.020 Do you think I'm handsome?
00:31:28.800 Be honest.
00:31:31.500 You are.
00:31:33.060 Do you think you're pretty?
00:31:35.800 No.
00:31:36.180 I think you're pretty.
00:31:40.560 Well, thank you.
00:31:42.160 I think you're pretty.
00:31:43.100 I think so.
00:31:44.260 Pretty beautiful.
00:31:47.360 Correct.
00:31:48.400 Why don't you think you're pretty?
00:31:52.460 I don't feel pretty.
00:31:54.440 What do you feel?
00:31:55.260 Do you feel fat?
00:31:58.040 I am chubby, kind of.
00:32:00.500 Why don't you do some push-ups?
00:32:02.820 You have nice jawline.
00:32:03.980 I need that.
00:32:07.640 Why don't we, uh, you want to do some push-ups right now?
00:32:12.480 I can't do that.
00:32:16.740 You want to do some skips?
00:32:17.840 So you, um, so you are streaming right now?
00:32:21.920 No.
00:32:22.600 No.
00:32:22.820 You want to do some, some squats or some skips?
00:32:27.400 No.
00:32:28.720 I, ah, fuck!
00:32:31.740 You got me.
00:32:32.460 Guys, you're so fine, uh.
00:32:35.940 Yeah.
00:32:37.500 Period.
00:32:38.680 What do you read it?
00:32:39.420 Tell me.
00:32:39.820 I want to be part of this joke.
00:32:42.120 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:32:43.920 So this girl, she just, she just came out of, she started rapping out of nowhere.
00:32:48.620 And shit was hard as fuck.
00:32:49.900 Uh-huh.
00:32:50.080 And then, before she ended her rap, she was like, and you pretty as fuck.
00:32:53.720 And I was like, oh, I did.
00:32:56.540 She skipped.
00:32:57.960 She skipped you after calling you pretty?
00:32:59.700 What a dumb bitch.
00:33:02.080 Exactly.
00:33:02.960 Stupid bitch.
00:33:03.760 This is why I listen to Sexy Red.
00:33:06.360 Okay.
00:33:07.540 Oh!
00:33:08.380 Woo!
00:33:08.560 What's your favorite Sexy Red song?
00:33:13.540 Um, if you see me, do you know?
00:33:16.860 Oh, jeez, uh, ski!
00:33:19.380 Hey!
00:33:20.320 Hey!
00:33:22.240 Hey!
00:33:23.360 Well, I'll be honest.
00:33:24.200 I'm not even a Sexy Red type of girl.
00:33:26.540 I'm more of the neighborhood calm type music.
00:33:29.740 Right, right.
00:33:30.200 Sexy Blue, because you, you know?
00:33:32.600 Yeah, like, like, party next door.
00:33:36.720 Bryce is chilling.
00:33:38.260 Mm-hmm.
00:33:39.640 Claire and I say, huh?
00:33:40.960 Show for show.
00:33:41.920 For show show.
00:33:43.600 For show.
00:33:45.440 Mm-hmm.
00:33:45.960 Mm-hmm.
00:33:47.940 Wait, do you think that we deserve slavery reparations?
00:33:52.280 Yes.
00:33:53.100 How much?
00:33:56.540 What do you mean?
00:33:57.900 How much money should we get for slavery reparations?
00:34:00.640 Oh, like a good 10K?
00:34:04.460 Like, 10K.
00:34:05.120 That's what I was saying.
00:34:05.940 I was just saying that.
00:34:07.100 And then what's the first thing that you're going to buy with your 10K reparations?
00:34:14.740 Mm.
00:34:15.140 I don't know.
00:34:18.640 I feel like I'm going to start saving for something I really want.
00:34:21.440 Like a nice house or something.
00:34:23.360 Mm-hmm.
00:34:23.780 Mm-hmm.
00:34:24.180 But 10K, you got to spend something.
00:34:25.680 What are you going to buy first?
00:34:26.640 Then you go to the store?
00:34:27.940 You go to the mall?
00:34:29.360 You got to spend some of it.
00:34:31.420 I do want to try and I want to remodel my room.
00:34:35.840 I know that.
00:34:36.680 Mm.
00:34:37.020 Remodel my room.
00:34:38.180 Remodel it how?
00:34:38.860 And get new wallpaper, get new carpet, get new bed, get new dresser, everything.
00:34:45.620 Just new.
00:34:46.780 Just new.
00:34:47.140 What's wrong with the room now?
00:34:49.720 I don't like the temper.
00:34:51.300 I don't like the aesthetic.
00:34:53.040 I have a different aesthetic than what my room looks like.
00:34:56.840 Oh, okay.
00:34:57.400 It's too bright.
00:34:58.780 It's too bright.
00:35:00.420 It's too much green.
00:35:01.600 I don't like green.
00:35:02.400 Mm-hmm.
00:35:03.140 What do you think about white people?
00:35:08.260 I like white people, but as soon as I got on here, it's nothing but white people, so
00:35:11.840 they call me nigger.
00:35:13.280 What?
00:35:13.820 Me and my sister.
00:35:16.160 Nigger?
00:35:17.560 Yeah.
00:35:18.300 Yes.
00:35:20.440 That's crazy.
00:35:21.740 Wait, who's your favorite white person?
00:35:27.540 The Undertaker.
00:35:28.580 I don't know if you know who that is.
00:35:30.420 Is that the wrestler?
00:35:32.140 Yeah.
00:35:33.480 But he's kind of black, like he's like a shadow.
00:35:38.100 I mean, let's see, who's my other favorite white person?
00:35:42.560 Yeah, top three white people.
00:35:43.980 Undertaker, who's two more?
00:35:45.060 Is Kehlani white?
00:35:49.640 I don't know.
00:35:50.600 Kehlani?
00:35:51.200 I'm pretty sure she's Spanish.
00:35:55.060 Oh, shit.
00:35:56.880 Melina Martinez.
00:35:58.720 That's one.
00:35:59.520 That's definitely another Spanish person.
00:36:02.960 She's Spanish?
00:36:04.580 Martinez?
00:36:05.100 Que culazo.
00:36:07.480 That's a Spanish name right there.
00:36:09.960 Let's see.
00:36:16.720 Cameron Boyce.
00:36:18.880 Who?
00:36:20.400 Cameron Boyce is back?
00:36:22.100 He's mixed.
00:36:24.200 He's mixed?
00:36:25.680 I think.
00:36:26.860 Bro, I told you to name three white people.
00:36:28.940 You said five black people.
00:36:30.620 Name.
00:36:31.320 Let's get some whites.
00:36:32.400 Sam.
00:36:37.840 Sam and Kat.
00:36:40.040 Sam and Kat from Nickelodeon?
00:36:42.600 Yeah.
00:36:43.880 Well, which one?
00:36:44.960 Isn't Ariana Grande, she's basically black, you know?
00:36:47.940 Because, like, she tans herself.
00:36:51.480 I'm talking about Sam.
00:36:53.040 Oh, Sam.
00:36:54.600 The crazy white chick.
00:36:55.860 Okay, okay.
00:36:56.300 That's a good pick.
00:36:56.880 That's a good pick.
00:36:57.980 Jeanette McCurdy.
00:36:59.480 Wait, you don't even know her name.
00:37:00.680 Name a white.
00:37:01.140 Don't name a fake white person.
00:37:02.720 Name a real white person.
00:37:06.940 Adele?
00:37:08.420 Who?
00:37:09.180 Yeah, Adele.
00:37:09.820 I like Adele.
00:37:10.980 Adele?
00:37:12.520 Adele.
00:37:13.960 Adele?
00:37:15.740 Adele.
00:37:17.840 Adele.
00:37:18.700 Oh, okay.
00:37:20.440 What did she say?
00:37:21.600 Hello?
00:37:25.000 Hello?
00:37:27.300 I like the one that'd be like,
00:37:28.880 from the Amazon.
00:37:32.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:34.100 Rolling in the deep.
00:37:37.400 I fuck with Adele.
00:37:39.340 Yeah.
00:37:40.040 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:40.920 Who's your favorite streamer?
00:37:44.760 Ka?
00:37:45.320 Yeah, Ka-sanate.
00:37:46.520 Ka-sanate.
00:37:48.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:50.160 Okay.
00:37:52.060 Before you skip, before you skip.
00:37:53.540 Ka-sanate!
00:37:54.160 Where?
00:37:56.160 Where?
00:37:59.500 Okay, before I skip, what?
00:38:01.940 Okay, so, can I show you something?
00:38:04.340 Depends on what?
00:38:06.140 It's like a song.
00:38:07.660 Okay.
00:38:08.960 So, it's this thing called throat singing.
00:38:11.220 Do you know what that is?
00:38:12.120 No.
00:38:12.840 What?
00:38:14.280 It's called throat singing.
00:38:15.760 Do you know what that is?
00:38:17.460 No.
00:38:17.960 Not the way you thinking.
00:38:20.240 What is it?
00:38:21.000 No way.
00:38:22.200 So, it's basically, I'm going to sing the little ducky song.
00:38:25.600 You joining?
00:38:26.820 I'm going to sing the little ducky song, but I'm going to throat sing.
00:38:30.780 So, please don't skip.
00:38:31.900 And then when I bounce, rate my throat singing out of 10.
00:38:34.640 Okay.
00:38:34.960 Is she good at singing?
00:38:37.260 Am I good at singing?
00:38:38.580 Yeah.
00:38:39.560 Okay.
00:38:39.960 Let me hear.
00:38:40.440 But it's throat singing, so it might sound a little funny, because throat singing is different.
00:38:44.720 Okay.
00:38:46.160 Okay.
00:38:46.560 I got to put something like this, because I get nervous, okay?
00:38:49.280 Okay.
00:38:50.840 Okay.
00:38:51.120 Okay.
00:38:52.220 Okay.
00:38:52.620 Okay.
00:38:53.220 Okay.
00:38:53.620 Okay.
00:38:54.120 Okay.
00:38:54.620 Okay.
00:38:55.120 Okay.
00:38:55.620 Okay.
00:38:56.100 I'm shaking, making me laugh.
00:39:00.440 It's the facial expressions that everybody gives.
00:39:02.860 Okay.
00:39:03.060 Okay.
00:39:05.120 That was good.
00:39:19.480 Good job.
00:39:21.600 Good job.
00:39:24.100 What do you rate?
00:39:25.140 It's 8 out of 10.
00:39:28.640 Thank you.
00:39:29.700 Okay.
00:39:30.100 Keep it up.
00:39:31.000 I will.
00:39:32.820 All right.
00:39:36.840 Whoa!
00:39:37.680 Soluminati!
00:39:40.100 Geyser!
00:39:41.080 Geyser!
00:39:43.420 YouTube, YouTube, welcome back to another video.
00:39:47.960 Okay.
00:39:48.600 What's good?
00:39:49.160 You don't upload no more, Sol.
00:39:51.860 You a streamer?
00:39:53.160 Yeah, I used to be.
00:39:56.400 Yo, like, are you on Twitch or something?
00:39:58.320 Because I'm going to be pretty famous, man.
00:40:01.800 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:02.400 What are you smoking on?
00:40:06.040 Are you looking at me?
00:40:06.940 Okay.
00:40:07.500 I don't know.
00:40:08.500 Wait.
00:40:10.140 Please don't.
00:40:10.940 Oh.
00:40:11.500 I'm looking at you, Sol.
00:40:14.880 Oh.
00:40:15.620 You don't look like you're looking at me.
00:40:17.040 That's the problem.
00:40:17.680 She want me!
00:40:23.960 I want you.
00:40:25.260 She want me!
00:40:27.400 Who said I want you?
00:40:29.260 So, subscribe to my channel.
00:40:32.400 What's your channel?
00:40:33.280 Geyser!
00:40:36.120 Geyser!
00:40:38.860 Baldy so in the building.
00:40:42.380 Okay.
00:40:43.380 I'm going to get off because I'm so confused.
00:40:45.340 Spiritual so in the building.
00:40:50.400 What the fuck?
00:40:51.320 Is that working for you at all?
00:40:52.480 It is like every other...
00:40:54.740 Yeah, I can see.
00:40:56.160 Now it's working.
00:40:57.380 White boy M!
00:40:59.680 Joe!
00:41:00.500 Wait a sec!
00:41:01.180 Bro, really?
00:41:01.640 You got the merge!
00:41:03.280 That nigga do like white boy M!
00:41:04.380 Bro, I got the wrong size, bruh.
00:41:06.220 You got the wrong size?
00:41:08.360 Wait, is that Aiden Ross' friend?
00:41:11.440 Yo!
00:41:14.060 Wait, when did he become a Jew, though?
00:41:15.740 I don't know.
00:41:16.540 I have no idea.
00:41:17.440 Like, now he's pouring up a headache.
00:41:19.500 Geyser!
00:41:20.200 Cuff him!
00:41:21.000 Jakey!
00:41:21.780 I know!
00:41:22.700 I know!
00:41:22.960 I know!
00:41:24.620 Steak!
00:41:25.660 Eddie, you're weird!
00:41:27.340 Oh, God!
00:41:29.220 All my life, you're weird!
00:41:32.620 Jake!
00:41:33.280 Stop the shit!
00:41:34.160 You're really gonna skip that break.
00:41:36.600 What's up, gang?
00:41:37.000 What's up?
00:41:37.860 I can't see you.
00:41:38.440 What's up, gang?
00:41:40.320 Gang, gang!
00:41:41.280 Get a bow!
00:41:44.840 I can't.
00:41:45.500 I can't get you too.
00:41:46.360 What the fuck is wrong with you, pregs?
00:41:49.100 What the fuck is wrong with your face?
00:41:51.220 You're like a fucking retard.
00:41:52.520 Oh my god!
00:41:53.220 Get!
00:41:54.040 Pfff!
00:41:54.120 Pfff!
00:41:57.200 Pfff!
00:41:58.740 Ugh!
00:41:58.900 Uh!
00:41:59.680 Oh!
00:42:01.100 I'm sprinkin' gonna' here
00:42:12.820 S.E.G.O, that's that nigga S.E.G.O
00:42:15.700 Are you off?
00:42:16.700 Are you off?
00:42:17.700 Are you off?
00:42:18.700 Are you off?
00:42:19.700 Let's take a picture.
00:42:20.700 Let's take a picture.
00:42:21.700 Did you see that?
00:42:22.700 Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture.
00:42:25.700 What the hell?
00:42:26.700 Hey, shut your ass up and take the picture.
00:42:29.700 I ain't taking no picture.
00:42:30.700 Put that gun away.
00:42:31.700 You're five years old.
00:42:32.700 You know me?
00:42:33.700 It's a beating gun, gang.
00:42:34.700 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:42:35.700 You know me?
00:42:36.700 You know me?
00:42:37.700 Are you lost?
00:42:38.700 You know me?
00:42:39.700 Do you know this ugly nigga here?
00:42:40.700 You gon' make it.
00:42:43.700 You gon' make it.
00:42:44.700 You gon' make it, bro.
00:42:45.700 You gon' make it, bro.
00:42:46.700 You gon' make it, bro.
00:42:47.700 Are you off?
00:42:48.700 Are you off?
00:42:49.700 Are you off?
00:42:50.700 All right.
00:42:51.700 Yo.
00:42:52.700 Yo.
00:42:53.700 Is that Vaughn?
00:42:54.700 Yo!
00:42:55.700 Who?
00:42:56.700 Yeah, that's me.
00:42:57.700 I said cuff on my bad.
00:42:58.700 What the fuck?
00:42:59.700 All right, what's good, gang?
00:43:00.700 Yo!
00:43:01.700 You say King Vaughn?
00:43:02.700 Yeah, that's me.
00:43:03.700 What up, twin?
00:43:04.700 What up, twin?
00:43:05.700 Hey, don't listen to that nigga in the middle, bro.
00:43:06.700 That ain't gonna know what he talking about.
00:43:07.700 My mom.
00:43:08.700 Ran the mad nigga.
00:43:09.700 He just called you King Vaughn.
00:43:11.700 I said Vaughn off 100, you know?
00:43:14.700 You look like that nigga.
00:43:15.700 Yes, you do.
00:43:16.700 Fuck a monk.
00:43:17.700 Yo.
00:43:18.700 Yo.
00:43:19.700 Yo.
00:43:20.700 Yo, it's a dude from Tixar.
00:43:21.700 Ha ha ha.
00:43:22.700 Tight shit, tight shit.
00:43:23.700 Let's be real.
00:43:24.700 Yo.
00:43:25.700 Yo.
00:43:26.700 Yo.
00:43:27.700 Yo.
00:43:28.700 Yo, it's a dude from Tixar.
00:43:29.700 Ha ha ha.
00:43:30.700 Tight shit, tight shit.
00:43:31.700 Let's be real.
00:43:32.700 Well, not your ass.
00:43:33.700 It was Raw Wave.
00:43:37.700 Oh, yeah.
00:43:38.700 I put my heart on my sleeve.
00:43:41.700 Oh, double date.
00:43:54.700 We can't even see you right there.
00:43:55.700 Oh, well.
00:43:56.700 I'm like an Asian Chris Brown.
00:43:58.700 How old?
00:43:59.700 No, you're young.
00:44:00.700 I wish I didn't.
00:44:01.700 Don't chat.
00:44:02.700 All right, sit there.
00:44:03.700 They gotta be.
00:44:04.700 Are you okay?
00:44:05.700 All right.
00:44:06.700 She skipped.
00:44:07.700 That one was on this app, bro.
00:44:08.700 I know.
00:44:09.700 It's great today.
00:44:10.700 What?
00:44:11.700 I am true.
00:44:12.700 I'm happy about the one girl.
00:44:13.700 Yo, what's good, Maya?
00:44:14.700 What's good?
00:44:15.700 What you doing?
00:44:16.700 Here we go.
00:44:17.700 Nothing.
00:44:18.700 Uh.
00:44:19.700 What the fuck?
00:44:21.700 No riz.
00:44:22.700 No riz.
00:44:23.700 I know.
00:44:24.700 It's really bad.
00:44:25.700 Really bad.
00:44:26.700 Damn, bro.
00:44:27.700 I might have to shave this beard.
00:44:29.700 Yo.
00:44:30.700 He definitely knows you.
00:44:31.700 What up, bro?
00:44:32.700 Nope.
00:44:33.700 Hello?
00:44:34.700 You look like a streamer.
00:44:35.700 I fell off, man.
00:44:36.700 It's crazy, bro.
00:44:37.700 Hey.
00:44:38.700 Are you the guy that got beat up by Jack Doherty, dude?
00:44:43.700 No, he didn't.
00:44:44.700 He weaved it.
00:44:45.700 He weaved it.
00:44:46.700 He weaved it.
00:44:47.700 He weaved it.
00:44:48.700 He weaved it.
00:44:49.700 No, no.
00:44:50.700 I feel like you got beat up by Jack Doherty.
00:44:53.700 He didn't even get a punch in.
00:44:54.700 Yeah.
00:44:55.700 The fuck?
00:44:56.700 He didn't even hit him.
00:44:57.700 No.
00:44:58.700 One single punch.
00:44:59.700 He didn't get anything on him.
00:45:00.700 Wait.
00:45:01.700 Is that actually what the public thinks?
00:45:02.700 No.
00:45:03.700 The public mostly knows the truth.
00:45:04.700 I don't know.
00:45:05.700 I was just pranking you right there.
00:45:06.700 Oh, fuck.
00:45:07.700 You got me, dude.
00:45:08.700 Fucking shit, man.
00:45:09.700 Damn.
00:45:10.700 There it is.
00:45:11.700 Wait.
00:45:12.700 Wait.
00:45:13.700 Does your security guard like this?
00:45:15.700 No, wait.
00:45:16.700 Wait.
00:45:17.700 He's right here.
00:45:18.700 He's right here.
00:45:19.700 You fucked up.
00:45:20.700 He's right here.
00:45:21.700 Hey, you can pull up wherever we are and you can find out.
00:45:24.700 Okay.
00:45:25.700 Please.
00:45:26.700 Oh.
00:45:27.700 Is he?
00:45:28.700 He sounds like a kick streamer, doesn't he?
00:45:31.700 Oh.
00:45:32.700 Unbelievable.
00:45:33.700 Sorry, sorry.
00:45:34.700 Yo.
00:45:35.700 I feel like in your boxing fight, he's gonna check his chat like every round.
00:45:39.700 No, before every round, I'm gonna look what the chat's in.
00:45:40.700 Like every round.
00:45:41.700 Of course.
00:45:42.700 Yeah.
00:45:43.700 Goddamn, we talk a lot.
00:45:44.700 Yo.
00:45:45.700 Hey, what's up, dude?
00:45:46.700 What's up, ginger, man?
00:45:47.700 What are you sipping on?
00:45:48.700 Um, nigger blood.
00:45:49.700 That's what I'm talking about, man.
00:45:50.700 Here we go.
00:45:51.700 Here we go.
00:45:52.700 Alright.
00:45:53.700 Where'd you get it?
00:45:54.700 George Floyd's dead fucking red.
00:45:55.700 Oh, no!
00:45:59.700 What is wrong with you, man?
00:46:00.700 Wait.
00:46:01.700 What's George Floyd's favorite color?
00:46:03.700 Um, fifth and all.
00:46:04.700 Neon.
00:46:07.700 Neon Floyd?
00:46:08.700 Neon.
00:46:09.700 Alright, alright.
00:46:10.700 You know what, bro?
00:46:11.700 Like, why are you gonna say that word?
00:46:12.700 What's wrong with you, bro?
00:46:13.700 It's funny.
00:46:14.700 Also, I heard you talk about, like, stream or chat or something.
00:46:18.700 So, I just had to say it.
00:46:19.700 Oh, okay, okay.
00:46:20.700 Well, I'm...
00:46:21.700 What do you do for a living, bro?
00:46:22.700 Why are you...
00:46:23.700 Uh, kill niggers.
00:46:24.700 Dude, uh, get it!
00:46:26.700 No, dude, no!
00:46:27.700 No!
00:46:28.700 People crashing out 40 and, like, there's nothing else going on besides gang shit.
00:46:39.700 Hey there.
00:46:40.700 Don't do that.
00:46:41.700 We didn't do shit to you.
00:46:42.700 How...
00:46:43.700 She smiled over there, too.
00:46:44.700 Like, and you expect me not to talk shit to people like that.
00:46:46.700 You get so heated on Monkey.
00:46:47.700 Who, me?
00:46:48.700 Yeah.
00:46:49.700 Dude, I'm, like, holding back.
00:46:50.700 Cause, like, Leon's gonna scream at me, bro.
00:46:51.700 You're, like, really angry right now.
00:46:53.700 Dr. Disrespect!
00:46:54.700 Dude.
00:46:55.700 I'm...
00:46:56.700 Fuck!
00:46:57.700 Do you keep doing that, bro?
00:46:58.700 I'm starting to, like...
00:47:00.700 What's good, Caleb?
00:47:02.700 He's been talking...
00:47:03.700 Whoa!
00:47:04.700 Oh, my God!
00:47:05.700 Oh, my God!
00:47:07.700 Oh, my God!
00:47:09.700 Bro, no!
00:47:10.700 It's you!
00:47:11.700 No way!
00:47:12.700 No!
00:47:13.700 Are you sure?
00:47:14.700 Are you really...
00:47:15.700 Are you really who you really are?
00:47:16.700 I really am.
00:47:17.700 What drugs are you on?
00:47:18.700 Hey, bro!
00:47:19.700 I know you, bro!
00:47:20.700 With the glasses, bro!
00:47:21.700 I know you, bro!
00:47:22.700 No, but it's Sneeko!
00:47:23.700 You're famous!
00:47:24.700 It's Sneeko!
00:47:27.700 No, you're famous, bro!
00:47:29.700 You went on that one date, right?
00:47:31.700 No, you went on that date with that one bitch!
00:47:33.700 I can't, bro!
00:47:34.700 Everyone just knows you're the...
00:47:35.700 Rooley Rose!
00:47:36.700 Yeah, bro!
00:47:37.700 I know!
00:47:38.700 I know!
00:47:39.700 I swear!
00:47:40.700 You dated that one bitch who got famous for it, right?
00:47:41.700 No!
00:47:42.700 For real!
00:47:43.700 Don't laugh at that!
00:47:44.700 Okay!
00:47:45.700 You were a virgin!
00:47:46.700 You were a virgin!
00:47:47.700 And that bitch, bro!
00:47:48.700 I remember seeing this shit, bro!
00:47:50.700 You were a virgin!
00:47:51.700 And this bitch is sexy ass bitch!
00:47:52.700 And you were like, nah, I don't wanna...
00:47:54.700 I don't wanna fuck!
00:47:55.700 And then you got famous!
00:47:58.700 That's how you remember me?
00:47:59.700 What are you on right now?
00:48:00.700 Yeah, why are your eyes popping like that, bro?
00:48:03.700 No!
00:48:04.700 No, that's what happened!
00:48:05.700 I swear!
00:48:06.700 He's not even mad!
00:48:07.700 I don't know!
00:48:08.700 I know I don't know!
00:48:09.700 Yeah, he saw it too!
00:48:10.700 Dude, this guy's just meth crazy shit man!
00:48:12.700 This is meth, Chad!
00:48:13.700 You're looking at the face of meth!
00:48:15.700 I would've told fuck 32 right then and there...
00:48:17.700 Oh, right!
00:48:19.700 Nigga, bean is dead.
00:48:20.700 Oh, come on.
00:48:21.700 I have a question!
00:48:22.700 Whoa!
00:48:23.700 What?
00:48:24.700 Great, I was about to say...
00:48:26.700 They skipped control egg live, bro!
00:48:27.700 Relax.
00:48:28.700 Hey, fool!
00:48:29.700 Edgar!
00:48:30.700 Hey, fool, aye!
00:48:31.700 Hey, stop playing with me, ohms.
00:48:39.100 Yo, that nigga's kicked.
00:48:40.500 All right.
00:48:41.680 He laughed, though.
00:48:44.940 Yeah.
00:48:48.260 Thank God, nigga.
00:48:49.400 You smoke, you smoke, Sniko?
00:48:50.720 Nah, nah.
00:48:51.440 The old me, man.
00:48:52.700 When I'm back in my heyday when I was your age.
00:48:55.640 Yeah, I guess you don't smoke off-stream, nigga.
00:48:57.920 I don't, bro.
00:48:58.620 I don't.
00:48:59.300 I don't.
00:48:59.920 I miss it sometimes.
00:49:01.700 I don't got a gas.
00:49:03.180 You're racist, bro.
00:49:04.180 I don't care.
00:49:04.920 Gay Sniko.
00:49:06.000 Hey.
00:49:06.780 Hey.
00:49:08.140 You said what?
00:49:09.360 Gay Sniko.
00:49:10.660 He basically said you look like a gay person.
00:49:11.500 Oh, we kind of do look like.
00:49:13.220 Why do you have a Jewish hand of Hamza around your neck?
00:49:17.260 Oh.
00:49:19.620 Wait, be honest.
00:49:20.860 Who look better?
00:49:21.400 Who look better?
00:49:21.880 Me or him?
00:49:22.800 That's a faggot-ass question, Cuff.
00:49:25.920 Aye, now calm down.
00:49:27.400 Yeah, calm down.
00:49:28.180 What the fuck, bitch?
00:49:29.140 Don't match the energy.
00:49:31.700 Um, I don't know.
00:49:37.220 I'm not really into black guys, so I'm going to have to go with Sniko.
00:49:43.720 But only because of that question.
00:49:45.820 But in reality, no.
00:49:48.300 I'm not doing that.
00:49:57.300 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
00:49:59.080 Are you still?
00:49:59.700 I'm not, I'm not.
00:50:00.700 I'm not.
00:50:01.700 I'm not.
00:50:02.700 I'm not.
00:50:03.700 It was the first girls that popped up all day, too.
00:50:05.680 Literally, literally, bro.
00:50:07.820 Advantage.
00:50:09.300 What up?
00:50:12.600 Yeah.
00:50:13.800 How are they going to...
00:50:15.400 Dude, how do you know that song?
00:50:24.160 Dude, turn it up.
00:50:25.280 Yeah!
00:50:34.120 Fuck yeah!
00:50:36.280 Fuck you, mom!
00:50:38.080 Yo, you're weird.
00:50:41.080 I got back.
00:50:42.280 I got white.
00:50:42.860 What you want?
00:50:43.380 What you want?
00:50:48.480 Yo.
00:50:53.700 What up, man?
00:50:54.440 You sounded delayed as hell.
00:50:55.440 You lagging?
00:50:56.800 Yo, yo, Aiden.
00:50:58.060 I'm on...
00:50:58.720 I'm on Monkey with Cuffman Sneaker, bro.
00:51:02.260 You just said Aiden?
00:51:03.080 What did you say?
00:51:03.520 Your friend named Aiden?
00:51:04.020 Yeah.
00:51:06.120 Oh, oh.
00:51:06.880 Tell Aiden what up.
00:51:07.680 Tell Aiden we missing, bro.
00:51:08.520 Come back.
00:51:13.120 You're lame as shit.
00:51:15.320 Are you ugly as hell, boy?
00:51:16.560 What do you got the fucking glasses on?
00:51:18.020 Take those shits off your face, boy.
00:51:19.640 Why the fuck you just called me lame, bro?
00:51:21.120 What'd I do?
00:51:21.720 I don't even know how to react to y'all right now.
00:51:26.380 Oh, you actually took the glasses off.
00:51:27.600 It's okay.
00:51:28.140 No, no.
00:51:28.400 The glasses are cute.
00:51:29.300 You can put them back on.
00:51:30.020 Don't worry, bro.
00:51:33.860 You're like Bruce.
00:51:34.480 Drop them off artists.
00:51:35.400 Protect.
00:51:36.480 Fat nose ass.
00:51:37.300 Get that yam off your face.
00:51:42.880 Yeah, notice how nobody was laughing at you.
00:51:44.840 I did laugh at that, though.
00:51:48.200 All right.
00:51:55.940 Yo, y'all niggas.
00:51:57.700 Yo.
00:51:58.300 What up, Pary?
00:51:58.900 This is pre-recorded, bro.
00:52:04.020 Yeah, it's a-
00:52:04.500 Makala feet a little better.
00:52:05.580 Makala feet a little better.
00:52:08.420 Hey, Nico.
00:52:10.420 And Cuffin?
00:52:11.060 What up?
00:52:13.320 That's real you?
00:52:14.820 Yo, yo.
00:52:15.260 You want $500?
00:52:18.500 No, keep it.
00:52:19.780 No, I don't need that.
00:52:21.340 What you love right now?
00:52:22.340 No, bro.
00:52:22.820 You got that ceiling, man.
00:52:23.900 I know you need the money.
00:52:24.720 I'm live right now.
00:52:25.400 Yeah, I'm live right now.
00:52:27.220 Man, Cuffin, you the ugliest shit in the guy.
00:52:28.900 Bro, that shit was skeezy.
00:52:36.620 Don't live in the past.
00:52:37.960 People like you for you.
00:52:39.160 You don't need to do that shit all the time.
00:52:40.500 That's something you can't recreate.
00:52:41.740 Musclemation girls.
00:52:42.720 Is it your female version of me?
00:52:44.620 Hey, what's on the menu?
00:52:47.020 Camel or dog?
00:52:48.520 Nice.
00:52:52.840 How old are you?
00:52:55.720 I'm 17.
00:52:58.900 Are you emo, Beth?
00:53:05.120 Never mind.
00:53:05.620 Dad?
00:53:06.220 Never mind.
00:53:07.060 How's your day?
00:53:09.000 Dad?
00:53:09.500 Wait, y'all have YouTube?
00:53:11.260 Are y'all on stream or something?
00:53:12.280 No, I don't.
00:53:12.860 But you want to be Hauli.
00:53:13.980 You can join if you want.
00:53:16.380 Put them down.
00:53:19.500 How old?
00:53:19.920 That's just 24 in the top.
00:53:22.520 Let's just assume that they're the age that they say they are.
00:53:24.820 Yeah, that's all I say.
00:53:29.820 Everybody's saying that I should go on Twitch.
00:53:32.320 This whole stream can't be on Twitch.
00:53:34.080 This whole stream is not Twitch friendly.
00:53:36.360 What do you expect me to do?
00:53:38.160 Like that whole demonic conversation with Garrett.
00:53:40.060 Not any of that would happen.
00:53:41.660 Hi.
00:53:42.600 And what would you like for Christmas?
00:53:44.320 What the fuck, bro?
00:53:46.340 Wait, bro.
00:53:49.220 Oh, they have a click on the back.
00:53:50.760 Oh, you know me.
00:53:52.760 Yeah.
00:53:53.720 Big fan.
00:53:54.560 Big fan.
00:53:56.360 Circus.
00:53:56.880 Circus.
00:53:58.400 Totally.
00:53:59.120 Totally.
00:54:00.020 Totally.
00:54:01.140 Yeah, this is.
00:54:01.880 Bro, they're just.
00:54:02.720 They don't know me, Jeff.
00:54:03.760 They actually don't know me.
00:54:04.820 I'd show busy.
00:54:05.680 Trippie Ryder.
00:54:09.540 Asian, Asian, Asian.
00:54:13.500 Oh, give me a fortune and I'll tell you your fortune.
00:54:17.100 That's not a Chinese person.
00:54:17.540 Yeah, I'm a numerologist.
00:54:22.340 You look Asian.
00:54:23.940 You look like an Ariesian.
00:54:27.500 You look like if someone AI'd you to make you look sad.
00:54:30.060 You look like a Snapchat filter gone wrong.
00:54:33.860 You look like Jack Doherty.
00:54:39.460 What's up?
00:54:40.220 How old are you?
00:54:43.480 Did I stutter?
00:54:45.780 Are y'all really wants to be talking?
00:54:47.640 Because the one over there wearing some cheap ass fucking sweatshirt that looks like it's
00:54:51.460 made out of fucking plastic.
00:54:53.200 Uh-huh.
00:54:53.560 That bald ass, big ass forehead.
00:54:55.840 Hey, sometimes you gotta.
00:54:57.360 Sometimes you gotta.
00:54:58.520 The other one not even showing his damn face because he know he fucking ugly.
00:55:01.500 Just like you.
00:55:02.380 You look like a white, sexy red.
00:55:04.020 The only person here is that girl in the back.
00:55:06.120 Listen, sometimes you gotta wear two paper bags.
00:55:08.840 One for your head and one for hers in case hers falls off.
00:55:13.500 You're ugly.
00:55:14.620 So, what's her name?
00:55:15.540 Bitch, because you think you're funny with them dumb ass headphones too.
00:55:21.400 What did you say, bitch nigga?
00:55:22.000 What did you say, bitch nigga?
00:55:23.820 What did you say?
00:55:24.620 I don't think you're allowed to be saying that word.
00:55:26.300 Oh, yeah?
00:55:26.860 And who's gonna stop me?
00:55:27.880 Your big black stepfather?
00:55:29.460 Because your parent, you come from a broken family.
00:55:32.280 That's why you have blankets as walls.
00:55:34.760 You're literally from fucking, you look like you're from Iraq.
00:55:37.560 Oh, you're kind of cute.
00:55:38.360 What's your name?
00:55:40.940 I would hit that.
00:55:41.800 Didn't she just call me ugly?
00:55:43.140 And I have a problem with both of y'all.
00:55:45.040 I love you nasty, ugly Walmart pussy.
00:55:47.160 What's your name?
00:55:49.860 Bro, shut up with that fucking sweatshirt.
00:55:51.920 That shit looks like it's from Sheen.
00:55:53.400 And it looks dumb as hell with that red shit at the bottom.
00:55:55.860 Come take it off.
00:55:56.760 That janky ass beard, I cannot get over it.
00:55:59.040 And them janky ass fibers on that big ass forehead stacking so high
00:56:02.360 you don't even got enough fingers to fit on it.
00:56:04.280 You have anorexia.
00:56:08.460 No, I don't.
00:56:09.140 You look like you have irritable bowel syndrome.
00:56:13.140 Honey, I have meat on my bones.
00:56:15.000 You look like when your friends text you,
00:56:16.480 hey, you want to go out tonight?
00:56:17.600 You have to take a shit.
00:56:19.540 What?
00:56:21.380 That didn't even make any sense.
00:56:22.720 Would you go on a date with me?
00:56:23.960 You look like you're in a commercial for fetal alcohol syndrome.
00:56:28.520 You look like the most beautiful, ugly bitch on earth.
00:56:32.060 That's right.
00:56:32.740 No, I actually want to date you.
00:56:34.400 What's your name?
00:56:35.480 Morgan.
00:56:36.640 You have an ugly ass name?
00:56:39.140 Okay.
00:56:39.980 So what do you do for fun besides, you know.
00:56:42.280 You look like if, whoa, Vicky, stop pretending to be black.
00:56:45.380 You look like bro Vicky.
00:56:49.380 What the fuck?
00:56:51.700 No, seriously, though.
00:56:52.880 Seriously, how old?
00:56:55.300 It says 20.
00:56:56.060 20?
00:56:56.860 Damn.
00:56:57.880 I'd have hit that, bro.
00:56:58.660 All right.
00:56:59.380 I'd knock the sheets off that.
00:57:02.440 Why do you have picnic blankets?
00:57:03.840 Why are you sitting here talking to me like this?
00:57:05.860 Ah, because we're into you.
00:57:06.720 Ain't no bitch on here wants you.
00:57:08.960 Yeah, true, true.
00:57:10.180 I mean, why are you still here then?
00:57:12.120 Yeah, you clearly like us.
00:57:13.340 Because I'm done with y'all.
00:57:14.900 Because why are y'all talking to me?
00:57:15.540 If you were done, you would have left.
00:57:16.700 I'm trying to correct y'all.
00:57:17.740 Bob, hey.
00:57:18.920 Hey.
00:57:20.580 Hey.
00:57:21.740 Cameron Diaz, chill.
00:57:23.040 You have really nice eyes, right?
00:57:26.620 Yeah.
00:57:27.280 She's doing a black woman face.
00:57:29.100 Like, be white.
00:57:30.120 Stop.
00:57:30.320 Okay.
00:57:30.520 She looked like...
00:57:31.120 Salih.
00:57:31.460 Salih.
00:57:33.840 Hey, you look loose.
00:57:37.960 What's up?
00:57:39.420 Hey.
00:57:40.100 Oh, you would like have those...
00:57:41.400 You're a Mexican girl that does her eyebrows every day?
00:57:43.460 You kind of look like Grimer.
00:57:45.460 No, this is my real eyebrows.
00:57:47.560 I don't got nothing on them.
00:57:48.760 Oh, wait.
00:57:49.060 Do you eat Takis at 9 a.m.?
00:57:50.500 Because you have those fingernails.
00:57:51.640 How old are you, Adrian?
00:57:52.500 No.
00:57:53.840 I don't eat Takis.
00:57:55.340 How old are you?
00:57:56.720 She's good.
00:57:57.660 No Afro.
00:57:58.360 No Afro.
00:58:00.140 No Afro.
00:58:02.180 No criminals.
00:58:03.020 Hi.
00:58:03.920 And how long have you been...
00:58:05.560 Would you be interested in...
00:58:07.160 How old are you?
00:58:07.680 Why are you AI-ing right now?
00:58:10.020 How old are you?
00:58:10.960 You are absolutely enchanting, dude.
00:58:13.500 I feel like I want to go do black people stuff with you.
00:58:18.700 Yes.
00:58:20.200 Mwah.
00:58:20.600 It's like when women...
00:58:23.300 Eighteen.
00:58:24.560 Then let me...
00:58:25.580 Let's go.
00:58:25.940 Can I hit it from...
00:58:26.420 Okay, okay.
00:58:26.880 You're writing...
00:58:27.400 Who's more attractive?
00:58:28.840 Him or me?
00:58:31.180 Left or right?
00:58:32.220 Left or right?
00:58:33.120 Write it down.
00:58:36.280 Look at me.
00:58:37.180 Look at me.
00:58:38.760 Left or right?
00:58:41.400 You like that.
00:58:42.400 I know.
00:58:43.100 I already got her.
00:58:44.200 I got this one in the bag.
00:58:46.360 Inshallah.
00:58:48.000 Hey.
00:58:49.040 Hey.
00:58:49.800 I want to take you for a walk around that abortion clinic.
00:58:53.040 You're so cute.
00:58:54.640 That didn't work.
00:58:55.300 See, that's out of pocket.
00:58:56.060 She didn't like that one.
00:58:56.840 Raising an eyebrow.
00:58:58.040 Thinking...
00:58:58.420 Oh, yeah.
00:58:58.980 I got the bitch.
00:58:59.740 I got the...
00:59:00.120 Hey, how about we get some Kentucky Fried Dickin in your fucking pussy?
00:59:04.920 Okay.
00:59:05.340 A little too much?
00:59:06.320 No.
00:59:06.580 I want to go on a nice dinner date with you.
00:59:08.500 Pop a bottle of red wine.
00:59:10.560 Oh.
00:59:11.300 Oh.
00:59:11.540 Okay.
00:59:12.240 Wait, so...
00:59:12.780 Choo-choo!
00:59:13.840 Eiffel Tower?
00:59:15.140 Train?
00:59:16.060 Can we run it like Thomas the Train or should we call it...
00:59:19.480 I got this one of the pussy though.
00:59:21.060 He can get the hat.
00:59:21.860 I don't want to go up top.
00:59:23.120 I'm that nigga.
00:59:24.320 I like where this is going.
00:59:26.040 I like where this is going.
00:59:28.660 Oh, wow.
00:59:29.220 She's so cute.
00:59:30.680 You're just so...
00:59:31.760 I would...
00:59:32.100 Okay, but who would you rather have children with?
00:59:34.840 Left or right?
00:59:38.460 I see it's so much better with the Sharpie.
00:59:40.080 I could talk to her all day now.
00:59:41.540 Left or right?
00:59:49.380 Who do you want to have kids with?
00:59:51.560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:55.680 I would shoot a load on your face.
00:59:58.080 Let's go!
01:00:00.220 I would shoot a load on your face until you look innocent.
01:00:06.000 She doesn't even get that one.
01:00:07.180 It's funny.
01:00:07.540 Yeah, okay.
01:00:11.980 Let's ask more whiteboard questions.
01:00:14.800 Okay.
01:00:15.900 Do you want to watch a George Floyd documentary?
01:00:21.320 Was George Floyd innocent?
01:00:24.280 Yes or no?
01:00:25.160 I need to know.
01:00:29.120 My favorite streamer is knee on.
01:00:35.000 Knee killed him.
01:00:38.000 Considerable.
01:00:38.640 Okay.
01:00:39.080 Nice.
01:00:39.520 Big words.
01:00:40.100 Big words.
01:00:40.720 He's wasting a bunch of paper now.
01:00:41.640 All right.
01:00:42.020 Are you...
01:00:42.880 He's wasting stolen paper now.
01:00:44.560 Was it 6 million?
01:00:48.480 How many Jewish died in the Holocaust?
01:00:53.400 Write a number.
01:00:54.380 How many...
01:00:54.920 How many...
01:00:55.920 I mean...
01:00:57.560 If there was black people in that country at that time, I would believe the number.
01:01:01.320 Can you stick your tongue out for me?
01:01:06.740 She does have really nice handwriting, doesn't she?
01:01:08.800 She is gorgeous.
01:01:10.300 I don't know.
01:01:10.760 Fuck.
01:01:13.400 I want to fuck the pigment off.
01:01:16.540 I don't know.
01:01:17.200 I'm just trying to look mysterious.
01:01:21.180 It's like a hot accountant at the DMV that we look at.
01:01:25.660 Yeah.
01:01:26.320 Writing that ticket.
01:01:27.280 What's the chart?
01:01:29.460 Yeah.
01:01:29.860 She's running forever.
01:01:35.200 Holy.
01:01:36.000 What the...
01:01:36.540 Get the fuck out of here.
01:01:38.120 All right, Skip.
01:01:39.680 She just killed my whole lot.
01:01:40.580 I think we scared...
01:01:40.980 You scared the shit out of him.
01:01:42.840 And...
01:01:44.060 Sin City was a maviour.
01:01:49.180 Angels like you.
01:01:52.820 Sin City was a maviour.
01:01:58.600 Hey, Kayla, you're a faggot.
01:02:00.180 What the...
01:02:06.520 All right.
01:02:09.520 Yeah.
01:02:10.080 Hi.
01:02:10.300 Hi.
01:02:11.000 Do you have Snapchat?
01:02:13.960 No, but I have to go because my right is here.
01:02:16.600 So...
01:02:17.200 You're getting big?
01:02:19.600 Mm-hmm.
01:02:22.560 So...
01:02:23.200 The West is cooked, man.
01:02:24.720 This is a cooked place.
01:02:26.340 Holy...
01:02:29.300 Is that Ada?
01:02:31.880 Is that Ada Ross?
01:02:33.140 Yes.
01:02:41.840 Yay!
01:02:45.520 They knew.
01:02:46.480 They knew where it's at.
01:02:53.000 What's up, Thomas the Train?
01:02:54.740 Why do you have a poster of Billie Eilish?
01:03:01.100 So, what's it like being a Goomba?
01:03:03.820 What's your name?
01:03:06.640 Gracie.
01:03:08.040 You remember that movie, that episode of Shrek, where Fiona became a human?
01:03:15.060 That was a good movie.
01:03:23.420 That's cute.
01:03:24.740 I have a sweat.
01:03:29.860 Y'all see Fuentes' new studio.
01:03:31.020 I have a sweat.
01:03:31.380 Yeah, we saw it yesterday.
01:03:32.780 Oh!
01:03:33.600 Fentanyl couple!
01:03:36.400 What?
01:03:38.320 Got him.
01:03:39.620 I won.