SNEAKO - May 13, 2023


SNEAKO Spars Bradley Martyn


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

98.215195

Word Count

963

Sentence Count

196

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Yo, bro, yo, stop looking at me like that, bro, you look like he's about to go on a hunt.
00:00:16.520 Wait, back up, back up so I can get some range.
00:00:18.720 Okay.
00:00:19.720 Okay, okay, he already smacked me, okay, okay, punch him in the face, bro.
00:00:47.720 Oh, shit, I'm good, I don't need to, oh, he put his hands down, oh, shit, I got that one.
00:01:15.720 I'm eating those, what are you doing, what are you doing, bro, I'm eating those.
00:01:25.720 Yo, this is good.
00:01:47.720 This is good.
00:01:53.720 I'm eating those.
00:01:57.720 Oh, shit.
00:01:58.720 You're weak, you're weak.
00:02:03.720 Yo, punch him in the face, bro, stop playing.
00:02:09.720 Come on, one good hit.
00:02:16.720 Oh, shit.
00:02:17.720 All right, you good?
00:02:18.720 That was good.
00:02:19.720 That was solid.
00:02:20.720 I got him in the face right there.
00:02:22.720 No boxing.
00:02:23.720 You went out of breath yelling the whole time.
00:02:24.720 Yeah, they're weak punches, bro, I have to let you know.
00:02:26.720 You hit me a lot, but I'm standing here.
00:02:27.720 Come on.
00:02:28.720 Go work, go work.
00:02:29.720 All right.
00:02:30.720 Yo, wait, so Kevin, you're saying you're eating those?
00:02:31.720 Wait, wait, let me film your mouth real quick.
00:02:36.720 Bro.
00:02:37.720 This one with the small one.
00:02:38.720 My mouth.
00:02:39.720 How you feel good, bro?
00:02:40.720 You're bleeding, bro.
00:02:41.720 Careful if the landing's getting there.
00:02:42.720 Yeah, why are you eating it?
00:02:43.720 I've got a couple of every problem.
00:02:44.720 I've got a couple of every once.
00:02:47.720 How you got a little bit?
00:02:48.720 You have a little bit?
00:02:49.720 Get me there, man.
00:02:50.720 You got a little bit, man.
00:02:51.720 I can't help.
00:02:52.720 He got a little bit.
00:02:53.720 Yo, wait, so Kevin, you're saying you're eating those?
00:02:54.720 Wait, let me film your mouth real quick.
00:02:56.720 Bro.
00:02:57.720 This one with the small one.
00:02:58.720 My mouth.
00:02:59.720 How you feeling?
00:03:00.720 How you feeling?
00:03:01.720 Bro.
00:03:02.720 How you feeling, bro?
00:03:04.720 How you feeling, bro?
00:03:05.720 You didn't feel good.
00:03:06.720 You're bleeding, bro.
00:03:07.720 The landing's getting there.
00:03:08.720 Eww, why are you eating it?
00:03:09.720 My health or your body?
00:03:10.720 Yeah.
00:03:11.720 Hey, security, how about you? How about you?
00:03:15.100 You got the same weight class.
00:03:17.240 How much you weigh?
00:03:18.320 I weigh 160.
00:03:20.800 Hey, you almost there.
00:03:22.740 One minute.
00:03:24.500 Someone set a timer. Can you get it?
00:03:25.980 Yeah, you got it.
00:03:27.480 You got it?
00:03:28.480 You got it?
00:03:32.200 Oh, I got it.
00:03:36.620 What do you mean on the inside?
00:03:41.720 Yeah, usually my advantage is my range.
00:03:45.720 Now he's like, he's taller and 100 pounds.
00:03:47.440 Can I use those ones?
00:03:49.420 Why?
00:03:49.940 These don't really fit my hands.
00:03:56.960 Yeah, these don't really fit me too well.
00:03:58.580 What the fuck?
00:03:59.660 What?
00:04:00.820 What?
00:04:02.320 No, no.
00:04:03.960 What the fuck?
00:04:04.760 Oh, here. I didn't know.
00:04:05.820 Hi, man.
00:04:06.580 Yeah.
00:04:06.760 I thought it was a friendly spar.
00:04:12.580 Yeah, here we are.
00:04:21.440 No, I'm trying to be.
00:04:26.040 Tightness?
00:04:29.980 Thank you.
00:04:30.460 I got to stop at the door.
00:04:36.420 Okay.
00:04:37.700 All right.
00:04:40.340 Get ready.
00:04:41.860 I'm going to count down three, two, one.
00:04:43.100 Yo, bro.
00:04:47.100 Yo, stop looking at me like that, bro.
00:04:49.560 You look like he's about to go in a hunt.
00:04:51.060 Get ready.
00:04:51.640 Wait, back up.
00:04:52.140 Back up so I get some range.
00:04:53.280 All right, get ready.
00:04:54.140 Okay.
00:04:54.680 Three, two, one.
00:04:56.240 Five.
00:05:08.940 Five.
00:05:09.600 Five.
00:05:10.940 Six.
00:05:11.180 You got this.
00:05:11.860 Five.
00:05:12.740 Five.
00:05:13.200 Five.
00:05:15.020 One.
00:05:17.320 Five.
00:05:20.280 Five.
00:05:21.060 Nice.
00:05:22.240 Five.
00:05:24.320 Five.
00:05:24.600 Get up, 30 seconds.
00:05:26.600 Get up, 30 seconds.
00:05:28.600 Come on.
00:05:36.600 Bro, Sneeko.
00:05:38.600 Get it, 40 seconds.
00:05:42.600 Come on, Sneeko.
00:05:44.600 Get it, let's go, okay?
00:05:46.600 50 seconds.
00:05:48.600 Come on.
00:05:50.600 Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05:56.600 That's it.
00:06:00.600 Survive.
00:06:06.600 Yo, you look like you can be there.
00:06:08.600 That's it?
00:06:16.600 Fuck. Don't get the blood, I'm not bleeding.
00:06:18.600 You got a friend with your eyebrows.
00:06:24.600 You good?
00:06:26.600 Yeah.
00:06:28.600 Bro, I got clocked.
00:06:30.600 Yeah, that was bad.
00:06:32.600 Yo, you're bleeding.
00:06:34.600 Yeah.
00:06:40.600 For the clip, bro.
00:06:42.600 Oh my God.
00:06:44.600 He's doing another set?
00:06:46.600 Fuck out of here, bro.
00:06:48.600 I'm not stopping.
00:06:50.600 Bro, this is fucking crazy.
00:06:52.600 He knocked me with that hook, too.
00:06:54.600 Yeah, bro.
00:06:56.600 I'm not stopping.
00:06:58.600 Bro, this is fucking crazy.
00:07:00.600 He knocked me with that hook, too.
00:07:02.600 Yeah, bro.
00:07:06.600 I haven't shit my tooth.
00:07:08.600 No way, bro.
00:07:10.600 Bro, you shit my tooth, Brad.
00:07:12.600 Oh God.
00:07:14.600 No, really?
00:07:16.600 Yeah.
00:07:18.600 Oh shit.
00:07:20.600 Where'd it go?
00:07:22.600 I spit it out, man.
00:07:24.600 Fine.
00:07:26.600 I thought it was a piece of your glove.
00:07:28.600 I thought it was a piece of your glove.
00:07:30.600 No, they don't.
00:07:32.600 Wait, so what now?
00:07:34.600 I have a chipped tooth.
00:07:36.600 Ah.
00:07:38.600 Fuck me.
00:07:40.600 Oh my God.
00:07:42.600 Oh my God.
00:07:44.600 Oh my God.
00:07:46.600 Oh my God.
00:07:48.600 Oh my God.
00:07:50.600 Oh my God.
00:07:52.600 Oh my God.
00:07:54.600 Oh my God.
00:07:56.600 Oh my God.
00:07:57.600 What's happening?
00:07:59.600 What's happening?
00:08:01.600 Really?
00:08:02.600 My trainer's going to be so mad at me.
00:08:03.600 This is not what sparring is supposed to be.
00:08:05.600 Bro, so you're like throwing punches, bro.
00:08:07.600 You're just s**t.
00:08:09.600 He was like f**king uppercutting him like.
00:08:13.600 All the way.
00:08:14.600 I'm not lying.
00:08:15.600 You put me in that position.
00:08:16.600 I'm f**king him up, bro.
00:08:17.600 So.
00:08:20.600 Bro.
00:08:22.600 Fuck, I need help.
00:08:23.600 Ah, f**k.
00:08:24.600 I feel bad.
00:08:25.600 out in the middle. I thought it was his gloves.
00:08:27.300 Wait, you're bleeding under the...
00:08:29.520 He just got out of a UFC fight. Zoom in on it.
00:08:32.180 No, no, no, hold on.
00:08:33.320 Dude, your eye...
00:08:34.640 Dude, what the fuck?
00:08:38.900 Iris,
00:08:39.560 you have my respect after today. Come on, go ahead.
00:08:42.140 Bro, it was sparring, Brad.
00:08:44.360 Sparring.
00:08:46.540 Sparring isn't like
00:08:47.420 giant hooks and uppercuts. It's like, sparring.
00:08:51.160 I didn't tell.
00:08:51.920 You got me good. I didn't hit you?
00:08:53.820 You got me really good right here. I did?
00:08:55.300 Wait, zoom in so that I don't feel as bad anymore.
00:08:59.440 Yeah, your lips a little bloody.
00:09:01.660 Yeah, yeah. A little bit. Okay.
00:09:04.880 Look at my forehead.
00:09:06.700 Bro, this isn't...
00:09:07.400 Any trainer would despise what we just did.
00:09:25.300 Go, go, go Melissa.
00:09:27.620 Go, go!
00:09:28.240 Go, go.
00:09:28.860 Go, go.
00:09:29.420 Go, go.
00:09:30.600 Go, go.
00:09:30.940 Go, go.
00:09:31.160 Go, go.
00:09:31.940 Go, go.
00:09:34.000 Go, go.
00:09:34.900 Go, go.
00:09:35.780 Go, go.