SNEAKO - September 07, 2023


SNEAKO Spars Jake Paul


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

162.637

Word Count

2,231

Sentence Count

371

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Doomshow motherf**ker
00:00:02.120 Doomshow motherf**ker
00:00:11.260 Doomshow motherf**ker
00:00:17.160 Doomshow motherf**ker
00:00:18.840 I think Jake's going to go hard
00:00:20.340 I don't think he's going to do headshots
00:00:22.400 I don't think he's going to
00:00:24.440 Treat it like it's an Aiden Ross
00:00:26.280 Livestream
00:00:26.720 I was actually about to go back to sleep
00:00:28.240 It's a A, Sneaky, and I'm like, fuck.
00:00:32.560 I'm sparring Jake Paul, and now I'm there.
00:00:34.880 Let's get her back to sleep just now.
00:00:37.700 Just imagine you're fighting.
00:00:40.240 Imagine you're like...
00:00:42.500 And when I say switch, you're going to switch sides.
00:00:44.980 Go to the opposite way.
00:00:47.080 Switch.
00:00:50.440 Get closer to the rope.
00:00:51.640 Stay to the outside.
00:00:52.620 Gotcha, gotcha.
00:00:53.240 Basically, an hour.
00:00:58.200 No way.
00:00:59.140 This is tiring shit.
00:01:01.200 Exactly, but this is how your legs feel.
00:01:03.620 When you're in the ring.
00:01:06.100 But do you not feel it?
00:01:07.980 Wait.
00:01:10.140 Yo, you're ready.
00:01:11.400 Do you not feel it?
00:01:13.120 Because of my adrenaline, though?
00:01:14.120 You're ready.
00:01:14.740 You feel it.
00:01:17.180 That's the hardest part, is your legs want to give out.
00:01:23.240 Keep your hands up.
00:01:27.720 Elbows in, elbows in.
00:01:30.100 Switch.
00:01:31.760 Oh.
00:01:34.400 I didn't even say that.
00:01:36.740 Switch.
00:01:37.960 Oh, dang, bro.
00:01:39.620 I swear to God.
00:01:48.140 Are you ready or not?
00:01:49.740 Definitely.
00:01:50.240 Are you?
00:01:50.820 Yeah.
00:01:50.980 How come you're not a little bit nervous?
00:01:54.080 Obvious, I am nervous, bro.
00:01:55.340 But I'm fine.
00:01:56.300 Oh, jeez.
00:01:56.900 Me, you, right at hand.
00:01:57.820 Is that tall?
00:01:58.380 No, I'm good.
00:01:59.440 Me, you, right at hand.
00:02:01.020 Can I hit you the side of the heart?
00:02:02.440 I'll practice.
00:02:03.800 Yeah, I'm going hard.
00:02:04.920 Bro?
00:02:05.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:08.660 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:09.800 That's great.
00:02:11.480 Hey.
00:02:12.980 I'm fucked, bro.
00:02:14.340 Yeah, no, you are.
00:02:15.400 Like, he's a intimidating-looking guy in the ring.
00:02:17.840 Yeah, but when you go with him, it's going to be serious.
00:02:19.420 He's going to try hard against me.
00:02:22.960 I'm going to tell me you're talking shit.
00:02:27.340 He's basically just standing over there in the corner as he's watching us from the corner
00:02:30.960 over there.
00:02:32.280 Get it?
00:02:33.060 No, but he's just basically saying that he thinks he's going to beat you.
00:02:36.080 I would never hit you.
00:02:38.300 Come on, bro.
00:02:38.800 You could.
00:02:39.120 I come in peace.
00:02:39.940 Give me a shot.
00:02:40.380 Why does everyone, like, want me to hit them, bro?
00:02:42.000 I hit hard.
00:02:42.860 One punch.
00:02:44.000 Why don't we spar?
00:02:45.100 No.
00:02:46.140 You sparred Jake, but not me?
00:02:46.960 Why do you wear a shirt with a snake?
00:02:48.080 It's like satanic as fuck.
00:02:48.980 How is this?
00:02:49.320 Bro, you have a Balenciaga in your shirt.
00:02:50.780 You have fucking Freemason symbols in your van.
00:02:52.420 It's a free, it's a fucking black shirt.
00:02:56.500 Everybody knows you sold your soul.
00:02:57.620 That's why you did this.
00:02:58.120 Oh, I didn't.
00:02:58.640 I think you're going to talk about satanic snake.
00:03:03.220 Well, look at his hat.
00:03:04.000 Look, he's getting ready.
00:03:05.160 Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:05.920 I'm a different person.
00:03:06.700 Come on, come on, come on.
00:03:08.140 What the fuck?
00:03:09.200 This is not the team's MJ.
00:03:10.520 This is a different animal.
00:03:11.780 All right, all right, all right.
00:03:13.240 So, like, somebody want to be around?
00:03:15.740 You can put your hands up.
00:03:16.860 Yeah, yeah, come on.
00:03:18.500 So how are we going to do this?
00:03:19.940 We're sparring.
00:03:20.980 I'm going to be going easy, though.
00:03:22.420 All right, let me get out of this corner.
00:03:25.820 So, can I hit first?
00:03:28.480 Stop talking to him.
00:03:30.740 Double jab, dude, double jab.
00:03:32.160 Keep your right hand up.
00:03:33.440 One, two.
00:03:34.040 Straight down the pike.
00:03:35.640 Keep your right hand up.
00:03:36.500 Yeah, keep it up.
00:03:37.520 Okay, now follow up with the two of this team.
00:03:39.580 Down the pike.
00:03:45.480 What?
00:03:46.320 Can't hit him, bro.
00:03:48.020 It's not like what?
00:03:49.900 Oh, shit.
00:03:51.400 Oh, there he goes.
00:03:52.040 I saw you hurt for a second.
00:03:53.720 No, no, no.
00:03:55.220 Come on, come on.
00:03:56.240 Come on.
00:03:56.740 Come on.
00:03:59.760 Oh, no, man.
00:04:00.780 Head up, head up, head up, head up.
00:04:04.320 Swing over there.
00:04:04.680 Bucky.
00:04:05.420 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:04:06.840 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:08.320 Yeah, you knocked him out.
00:04:09.640 Let's go.
00:04:10.660 Get up.
00:04:13.100 Get up.
00:04:13.320 Get up.
00:04:17.500 Get up.
00:04:18.080 For your family.
00:04:18.820 Your family's watching.
00:04:20.440 Come on.
00:04:21.340 Get up.
00:04:21.780 Get up.
00:04:23.120 Lean his gloves.
00:04:23.820 Lean his gloves.
00:04:27.560 I don't give a fuck.
00:04:28.620 He's good at holding the distance, guys.
00:04:37.360 Yeah, but when you go ahead, everyone's coming, you're getting close, yeah?
00:04:41.840 Jack cross jack.
00:04:59.520 There it is.
00:04:59.960 Jack cross jack.
00:05:00.660 That didn't hurt.
00:05:05.580 You can't see.
00:05:06.880 You can't see.
00:05:08.160 It's a little rat dan.
00:05:11.140 á»±
00:05:35.060 There it is, go, work, work, work, work, work!
00:05:41.060 He's letting you work, work!
00:05:44.060 Five!
00:05:45.060 Ten seconds.
00:05:47.060 Two left, double left of the body, double left of the body!
00:05:49.060 Left, left!
00:05:52.060 Oh, fuck!
00:05:53.060 Five, four, three, two, one!
00:05:56.060 Eat that shit!
00:05:57.060 Eat that shit!
00:05:58.060 Yeah!
00:05:59.060 He got potential.
00:06:00.060 He got potential.
00:06:01.060 He got potential.
00:06:02.060 That's crazy.
00:06:03.060 What do you think that we should both work on the most?
00:06:05.060 Oh, you should go to the body more.
00:06:07.060 Yeah.
00:06:08.060 Because you are only going for the head.
00:06:09.060 A lot of people in this space, a lot of influencers, they don't work on the body shots.
00:06:14.060 You were doing like a good one, two, three, but all I had to do was just go like this.
00:06:18.060 Yeah, you got it every time.
00:06:19.060 But, this is back here, but this is still here.
00:06:23.060 So after the three go to the body?
00:06:25.060 Yeah, so you can go one, two, just fake it to the head.
00:06:29.060 You don't even want to land it.
00:06:31.060 You're showing it so that I'm here.
00:06:33.060 And then your body is here.
00:06:34.060 And then, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:06:35.060 So, when he comes, let's go eat with Jake because he has meetings and shit.
00:06:40.060 And then we'll meet up with that guy.
00:06:42.060 I just had to.
00:06:43.060 And then you and I and him are going to go shopping.
00:06:46.060 After we spargo break?
00:06:47.060 No, we can do that any time in Miami.
00:06:49.060 We're ready right now with both our clothes on.
00:06:50.060 Where are my gloves?
00:06:52.060 Bare knuckle, by Christ.
00:06:54.060 Now, how do you think I did, to be honest?
00:06:56.060 What?
00:06:57.060 Against Jake just now.
00:06:58.060 You did good.
00:06:59.060 Out of 10.
00:07:00.060 Out of 10.
00:07:01.060 How did you do?
00:07:02.060 Straight up like an 8-9.
00:07:03.060 Swear to God.
00:07:04.060 Chad, did he do good against Jake?
00:07:06.060 I'm going to be honest.
00:07:07.060 My hook was garbage.
00:07:08.060 You can tell Jake wasn't trying, but like, fuck it, who cares?
00:07:10.060 He just said it's work, yeah.
00:07:11.060 I don't even think I've caught him once, for real.
00:07:14.060 Maybe with a jab?
00:07:15.060 That shit hurt, bro.
00:07:16.060 He hit me with a stingy hook.
00:07:17.060 I saw that.
00:07:18.060 I eat punches.
00:07:19.060 Same thing against Ryan Garcia, like that's one thing I realized from training.
00:07:21.060 I can eat punches.
00:07:22.060 I don't think I can get knocked out easily, though.
00:07:24.060 Because when Jake hit you right here, I felt that shit hurt.
00:07:26.060 I swear.
00:07:27.060 I want to just go down to rest.
00:07:28.060 You did.
00:07:29.060 Let's get some food.
00:07:30.060 All right.
00:07:31.060 All right.
00:07:32.060 All right, boys.
00:07:33.060 See you.
00:07:34.060 Good to meet you, bro.
00:07:35.060 You got to come and eat?
00:07:36.060 No, I got to go.
00:07:37.060 He's got to get to meetings.
00:07:38.060 Love you, bro.
00:07:39.060 Love you, guys.
00:07:40.060 Peace out, guys.
00:07:41.060 So you fuck with Jake?
00:07:44.060 I do.
00:07:45.060 Yeah.
00:07:46.060 Thanks for the plug.
00:07:47.060 Appreciate you.
00:07:48.060 I haven't plugged you.
00:07:49.060 I should really sign you, huh?
00:07:50.060 We'll talk about all stream.
00:07:53.060 It's pretty interesting to see how Jake and Logan pretty much operate like two completely
00:07:57.060 separate entities.
00:07:58.060 They don't seem like brothers, bro.
00:07:59.060 No, not at all.
00:08:00.060 Straight up.
00:08:01.060 I didn't even think about bringing up the Dylan Dennis thing once.
00:08:03.060 And it's like, if that was any other brothers, I definitely would have talked about it.
00:08:06.060 You're right.
00:08:07.060 Literally.
00:08:08.060 You don't even think to bring...
00:08:09.060 They don't even seem like they're connected at all.
00:08:10.060 No.
00:08:11.060 They're completely two different people, Chad.
00:08:14.060 Jake and Logan.
00:08:15.060 The exact opposite, to be honest.
00:08:17.060 Yeah.
00:08:18.060 I don't think Logan would have answered the two genders question the same way that Jake
00:08:21.060 did.
00:08:22.060 Really?
00:08:23.060 Yeah.
00:08:24.060 I think he would have said that there's...
00:08:26.060 Yeah.
00:08:27.060 I agree.
00:08:28.060 What did Jake say?
00:08:29.060 Mentally ill.
00:08:30.060 Male, female.
00:08:31.060 Yeah.
00:08:32.060 He said he just wants to build his own business.
00:08:33.060 That's the same thing, too.
00:08:34.060 Yeah, I respect.
00:08:35.060 Why do you rely on these companies to go and dictate what you're supposed to say or
00:08:37.060 not say?
00:08:38.060 Just build your own company.
00:08:39.060 Yep.
00:08:40.060 Go ahead.
00:08:41.060 What up, Jake?
00:08:42.060 What up, bro?
00:08:43.060 You alright?
00:08:44.060 Yeah.
00:08:45.060 My boy, Jake, man.
00:08:46.060 You know, we gotta get him.
00:08:47.060 Hey, how you doing?
00:08:48.060 Good, good.
00:08:49.060 Yeah, wait.
00:08:50.060 Wait, is this our food?
00:08:51.060 Yeah.
00:08:52.060 Sneeko, Jake.
00:08:53.060 What's up, Sneeko?
00:08:54.060 I'm gonna get on that side.
00:08:55.060 We got a private room?
00:08:56.060 Let's go.
00:08:57.060 This is your first time meeting Sneeko?
00:08:58.060 Yeah.
00:08:59.060 Yeah, Sneeko's cool.
00:09:00.060 He's a little interesting.
00:09:01.060 I've seen you for a long time, man.
00:09:02.060 I do watch you.
00:09:03.060 Yeah.
00:09:04.060 Yeah.
00:09:05.060 Yeah, Sneeko's cool.
00:09:06.060 He's a little interesting.
00:09:07.060 I've seen you for a long time, man.
00:09:08.060 I do watch your content.
00:09:11.060 Are you doing?
00:09:12.060 Yeah.
00:09:13.060 That's dope, man.
00:09:14.060 I was gonna have Neon come, but he broke his foot.
00:09:17.060 Yeah, I heard about that.
00:09:19.060 I've seen the video.
00:09:20.060 Did you laugh?
00:09:21.060 Yeah.
00:09:25.060 Yo.
00:09:26.060 That's fucked.
00:09:27.060 You been liking Neon streams?
00:09:28.060 Yeah.
00:09:29.060 They've been good lately.
00:09:30.060 Yeah, you've been seeing him in there, right?
00:09:31.060 More?
00:09:32.060 Yeah, I've seen him in there.
00:09:34.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:35.060 I wanted Neon to come.
00:09:36.060 That would have been funny, but you'll see him another time.
00:09:38.060 Oh, my God.
00:09:39.060 One thing about pizza, it just makes me tired after I eat it.
00:09:42.060 Well, you have a long day today, kind of.
00:09:45.060 You got 12 hours of sleep, you're fine.
00:09:47.060 Stop exposing me.
00:09:48.060 You know what he said today, Chad?
00:09:49.060 He said, you got 12 hours of sleep.
00:09:51.060 I woke up, as far as I said, I said, I overslept.
00:09:53.060 He's like, that's what a girl says when she cheats on you.
00:09:56.060 Yeah.
00:09:57.060 And I was like, I'm sorry, Sneeko.
00:09:58.060 I feel bad, because that's what a girl said to him when she don't.
00:10:00.060 That's not true.
00:10:01.060 That's just not true.
00:10:02.060 It is, because how would you have known that?
00:10:03.060 That's just not true.
00:10:04.060 It's okay.
00:10:05.060 That's the classic girl excuse for when she's out clubbing and doing something.
00:10:08.060 I overslept.
00:10:09.060 I slept for 15 hours.
00:10:10.060 I know you did not.
00:10:11.060 Yeah, true.
00:10:12.060 What were you really doing?
00:10:13.060 Having a good outfit has nothing to do with designer.
00:10:16.060 Really?
00:10:17.060 Yeah.
00:10:18.060 It's how you wear it, how you put it together.
00:10:19.060 I'll rate my outfit one through 10.
00:10:21.060 Jay, rate his outfit one through 10 first.
00:10:23.060 I understand everything.
00:10:24.060 You're wearing designer, Sneeko.
00:10:25.060 A one?
00:10:26.060 A one?
00:10:27.060 Why am I getting impressed by Jake, man?
00:10:28.060 Jake, what did I do to you?
00:10:29.060 Yo.
00:10:30.060 I'm getting violated by you.
00:10:31.060 I won't lie, though.
00:10:32.060 You actually do have the best outfit.
00:10:33.060 You're matching with the hat and the shorts.
00:10:34.060 What the fuck?
00:10:35.060 Jake, man.
00:10:36.060 I thought we were getting along.
00:10:37.060 He's cooking.
00:10:38.060 You brought to the Black Air Forces.
00:10:39.060 That's a W. Jake?
00:10:40.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:41.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:42.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:43.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:44.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:45.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:46.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:47.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:48.060 That's a W. Jake.
00:10:49.060 What's the Black Air Forces?
00:10:50.060 That's a W. Jake?
00:10:53.060 Thanks a lot, man.
00:10:55.060 Thanks a lot.
00:10:56.060 Jake, how many genders are there?
00:10:58.060 How many genders are there?
00:10:59.060 How many genders are there?
00:11:04.060 Let's go!
00:11:09.060 Gross.
00:11:10.060 Jake, I don't even care that you violated me.
00:11:14.060 I like you, man.
00:11:17.060 I don't even care that I'm going to get impressed, I don't even care.
00:11:35.060 Sneaker is right there.
00:11:37.060 No, there's just somebody behind us.
00:11:41.060 I'll bring a chair or what do you do?
00:11:43.060 Come on, man. How are you doing?
00:11:45.060 Really good. Nice to meet you.
00:11:47.060 Nice to meet you.
00:11:49.060 Nice to meet you.
00:11:51.060 I'm trying to think real quick.
00:11:53.060 The shirts, the pants, the sunglasses.
00:11:55.060 What did you get? One pair of pants.
00:11:57.060 One pair of pants.
00:11:59.060 I'm buying shoes.
00:12:01.060 Just everything together.
00:12:03.060 I want to do something.
00:12:05.060 He wants the sunglasses.
00:12:07.060 We're at the Nike store.
00:12:09.060 It's fine. It doesn't matter.
00:12:11.060 You're fine.
00:12:13.060 I'm so rich it doesn't matter.
00:12:15.060 I would prefer if you would just sit back and watch.
00:12:17.060 Oh my God, bro.
00:12:19.060 Seriously. Why are you laughing at that?
00:12:21.060 You're supposed to be on my thing.
00:12:23.060 Okay.
00:12:25.060 How about this, Jake?
00:12:27.060 Maybe we can get a collab going?
00:12:29.060 Yeah.
00:12:30.060 Get my viewers up?
00:12:31.060 Of course. Of course.
00:12:33.060 We can play some 2k?
00:12:34.060 Nah, he's gotta pay you, right?
00:12:35.060 How much you charge to do a collab?
00:12:37.060 50k.
00:12:38.060 What the?
00:12:41.060 Pay it, bro. That's a good deal.
00:12:43.060 You're messing with his head.
00:12:44.060 No, that's great.
00:12:45.060 That's a good deal.
00:12:46.060 Do you think it's worth it?
00:12:47.060 Yeah.
00:12:48.060 Bro.
00:12:49.060 Yeah, bro.
00:12:50.060 What?
00:12:51.060 He's moving up, up.
00:12:53.060 I think you're already like...
00:12:55.060 The kid community already knows you, bro.
00:12:57.060 Like, they like you.
00:12:59.060 See, look. They're saying yes.
00:13:01.060 See?
00:13:02.060 Why leave a website that I'm number one on?
00:13:05.060 Are you, though?
00:13:06.060 Solo?
00:13:07.060 We walked the Trump loop, bro.
00:13:09.060 I'm kidding.
00:13:10.060 Like, as a streamer though, not a politician.
00:13:12.060 Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:14.060 I just know they didn't homepage you a lot until recently you started speaking up.
00:13:19.060 It's like, I just feel like you'd be more valued and treated better.
00:13:23.060 Right, Jake?
00:13:24.060 Yeah.
00:13:25.060 You think so?
00:13:26.060 Yeah.
00:13:27.060 See, Jake and I are in our recruitment.
00:13:28.060 You know what I mean?
00:13:29.060 Yeah.
00:13:30.060 Can you get me a deal?
00:13:31.060 Bro, yeah. He makes a call and happens.
00:13:32.060 Yeah.
00:13:33.060 He's that guy over there.
00:13:34.060 For real.
00:13:42.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.