SNEAKO - May 28, 2024


SNEAKO Speaking at a Muslim Conference for the first time!


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

164.94154

Word Count

1,806

Sentence Count

142

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh
00:00:17.120 Have you been getting recognized a lot like in the in the corner I
00:00:20.800 Didn't even mean it like that. I actually didn't even mean it like that. This bat here is literally fold with piss
00:00:26.640 I'm with people coming here to go shower and pee and there's a kid bathing in there, bro
00:00:30.560 That's disgusting, bro. You've seen it every five month
00:00:32.600 They get the flappy titties to go flop into this disgusting one. Look at the water. It's green
00:00:37.480 His kid does not need to be vaccinated anymore. You got everything now. That's actually terrible parenting
00:00:42.080 It's equivalent to a public toilet. Do not let your kids in here. What's up, bro?
00:00:46.120 Let's do it. Let's do it. W drip. I like the jeans
00:00:50.880 Doing good. I'm good. How's your day? It's really good. Yeah, it's my first time coming to a park. Where are you from?
00:00:56.640 Oh, I'm from Queens. You're from Queens? Flushing. Let's call me. No. You're Queens?
00:01:01.360 No, Flushing. Yeah. I'm from Amherst. Oh, Amherst. Oh, okay.
00:01:07.600 Uh, Brooklyn. Brooklyn, but I live in Miami now. Yeah.
00:01:12.240 Uh, you risen me?
00:01:15.280 Yeah, sometimes. That's sometimes. Trump or Biden?
00:01:21.200 Yeah, I'm live right now. Say hi.
00:01:23.360 Hi. Nice to meet you, man. My hand's a little wet from the water bottle. Don't worry. It wasn't pissed.
00:01:27.680 Yo, someone just called you Rick Ross. Yeah, that's foul, bro.
00:01:33.760 I don't know what it is with the reason. Every time I'm around Sonny, he just like
00:01:36.800 So many people want to fight him for no reason. Like
00:01:39.440 I don't know why, bro. All the time.
00:01:41.280 W's Sonny Faz. Yo, what's up, ladies? Hi. How you doing? Good. What's good? Hi.
00:01:46.320 Y'all mad cute. Thank you. Oh, what's this? What's this truck about?
00:01:49.440 I don't know. I think she's selling some thristed stuff. Really? Whoa, that's nice.
00:01:53.760 You guys want to like go out sometime? You guys look, we could go like on a double date.
00:01:57.520 I mean, you guys don't swing that way? No. Oh, damn. You guys are bisexuals or lesbians?
00:02:04.080 You don't like the white chocolate? I mean, you look nice, but nah, I don't know.
00:02:07.520 Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, sorry. Lovely meeting you girls.
00:02:12.160 Let's get out of here.
00:02:15.280 That wasn't fucking with the white chocolate.
00:02:16.800 Yeah, I've never like acted. Is that a person or a mannequin?
00:02:18.480 I used to be an actor when I was like really little.
00:02:23.280 Do you need help?
00:02:25.360 Oh, man. Oh, shit. I didn't even see them over there, too.
00:02:29.360 Sure. Yeah. Yeah. This is why you don't do drugs, kids.
00:02:32.800 Bro, I thought that was a mannequin. I thought that was a folded up mannequin. Don't laugh, bro.
00:02:38.960 How are you laughing at the guy folded up like a lawn chair?
00:02:41.120 I'm laughing at you. You said he looked like a folded up mannequin.
00:02:43.520 He's folded like a pretzel. Is that a fight?
00:02:46.400 No, that is a fight. Form the fight. Form the fight. They're fighting right now.
00:02:50.080 You're going to slag? Oh, they're just laughing.
00:02:51.760 Oh, they're just being black. What the f... Sonny's like, oh, they're just being black.
00:02:56.240 That was not funny, though, because he's definitely right. They all just being black.
00:03:00.080 I mean, what other race gets that loud about chess?
00:03:02.560 Chess is the most quiet, like boring sport. W Rumble, bro. You can't say any of this on YouTube.
00:03:07.520 I just saw a camera and I got excited. No, I don't know who he is.
00:03:10.480 Form. Mozzie, here we go. He thinks you're like a 10 out of 10, though.
00:03:13.920 He's just saying that.
00:03:14.960 Okay. I'm actually a minor.
00:03:16.960 Let's go. You're so fucking special.
00:03:28.240 Something about white people, when they hear that guitar, it just flips something in your brain.
00:03:32.800 That's when the joker comes out and says, I don't belong here.
00:03:35.520 Sneakofan donated $3. Sneakofan.
00:03:38.320 I'm edging to the Uber driver. In case you didn't hear me, I will say it again.
00:03:43.280 I'm a driver. All right, so there's people talking.
00:03:47.360 He said he's edging to you, yeah.
00:03:51.040 Edging? Yeah.
00:03:52.240 What do you mean by edging?
00:03:53.120 I don't know what edging means, to be honest. I don't know, but like someone is your face.
00:03:56.080 Someone likes you, I guess. Sneakofan donated $3 to the Uber driver.
00:04:02.000 I'm about to finish. Please don't move, oh God.
00:04:06.880 He said he's still edging. Yeah, Sheakofan wants to do Dawa in the city.
00:04:10.080 And I said, I need to get my security guard. He's like, we'll be good. We have Allah.
00:04:12.880 Like, my impressions are good, right?
00:04:15.840 Yeah he is.
00:04:16.560 We don't need security?
00:04:18.880 Mr. Uber driver donated $3. Mr. Uber driver out of the three men in your car who do you think has
00:04:25.840 lengthened to his girth?
00:04:29.600 Sneaker donated $3. Sneaker!
00:04:32.000 Dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver, dick the driver.
00:04:38.960 That's you guys are weird, but I'm sorry
00:04:47.300 Yesterday in the margin after Juma we were like taking some pictures of people whatever
00:04:51.220 There's a crowd of teenagers and I'm taking selfies one guy
00:04:54.560 Well, he grabbed my ass bro stuff from in the margin and I thought it was an accident at first
00:04:59.300 I was like even though if I it was like this I'm like, okay
00:05:01.960 I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and then I again this and I turn around. It's just like some idiot like
00:05:09.320 Yeah, some dude was like trying to grab like can I touch your hair like I'm a black dude in China like I'm Kobe Bryant
00:05:15.060 Can I touch your head like
00:05:17.240 No, bro, you ever get a workout after praying and it's just way better. No after you just rip a prayer
00:05:22.200 I do rip it. Do I like you good to go?
00:05:24.200 Yeah, this guy's the worst
00:05:27.020 Just slates and do us so all right boys. We're just firing off in the my shit. All right, boys use code sneeko
00:05:34.520 Use code sneeko on Allah.com
00:05:38.960 Asalaamu alaikum
00:05:40.960 Asalaamu alaikum guys
00:05:42.960 How are you? Asalaamu alaikum. Good to see you my brother. How was your day? It was good. Sorry to be late
00:05:56.960 A lot of brothers be hating online
00:05:58.960 You know, they'd be talking stuff about
00:06:00.960 Sneeko or me or others and whatever
00:06:02.960 None of us care about haters. You can burn your jealousy all you want. You know our brother sneeko mashallah
00:06:06.960 He's only been Muslim a year and he's he's working on himself and he's improving himself
00:06:10.960 And I can tell you from the first time that I met him to today and being Umrah with him
00:06:14.960 I've seen a great change
00:06:16.960 I mean who gave you that authority to know whether his heart believes or not
00:06:20.960 If he didn't want to be here
00:06:22.960 Many different places doing a lot of Aram
00:06:24.960 But alhamdulillah, he's here. He's not perfect. I'm not perfect
00:06:26.960 It's been a good portion of my life since I reverted this something I didn't really know before taking my shahadah
00:06:32.960 Is that being a Muslim is not just a belief, but it's a way of life
00:06:36.960 I like about it
00:06:38.960 I've been a Muslim for a year
00:06:40.960 I think I've always had Islam in my heart
00:06:42.960 I think that if anybody's seen my content for about the 10 years since I started
00:06:46.960 I was always really interested in brother Malcolm X
00:06:48.960 He's also known as El Malik El Shabazz
00:06:50.960 And Malcolm X, I've read his book
00:06:52.960 I don't know if anybody, have anybody read his book
00:06:54.960 The Autobiography of Malcolm X? Maybe you can raise your hand
00:06:56.960 I'm very pleased to hear about that
00:06:58.960 Because what I learned recently
00:07:00.960 Is that the Autobiography of Malcolm X
00:07:02.960 Was one of the most successful forms of Dawah
00:07:04.960 In recent times, especially in America
00:07:06.960 It's almost like looking at the crowd here
00:07:08.960 It's hard to remember sometimes that we are in America
00:07:10.960 But America, there's only 3 million Muslims
00:07:12.960 There's not very many, I didn't know that
00:07:14.960 It's a small demographic, there's more, there's double the amount of Jews apparently
00:07:17.960 We don't know if it's real
00:07:18.960 Statistically
00:07:20.960 We don't even know if we can believe all that
00:07:22.960 There's not that many Muslims
00:07:24.960 You did good, mashallah
00:07:25.960 Good? Okay
00:07:27.960 It's great to meet you brother
00:07:29.960 Great to meet you
00:07:31.960 Thank you for having me here
00:07:33.960 I really appreciate this
00:07:34.960 My senior
00:07:35.960 May Allah reward you for all the effort
00:07:37.960 May Allah accept you for me
00:07:39.960 He has a gift for you
00:07:41.960 These are ajwa dates
00:07:43.960 These are dates that are only found in Medina
00:07:46.960 They don't grow anywhere else
00:07:47.960 You're supposed to eat 7 right?
00:07:48.960 Yes 7
00:07:49.960 That's correct
00:07:50.960 From Shaitan
00:07:51.960 Mashallah
00:07:52.960 He's mashallah
00:07:53.960 He does so much good work in the prisons
00:07:56.960 He does dawah in the prisons
00:07:57.960 He teaches
00:07:58.960 That's why all day he's there
00:07:59.960 From Fajr before
00:08:00.960 And now he's here with us
00:08:01.960 I'm sure he's more tired than me
00:08:03.960 What happened to your Nike tag?
00:08:04.960 What the?
00:08:05.960 What you mean? I like it like it
00:08:06.960 Oh, okay
00:08:07.960 That's some jersey thing right there
00:08:08.960 It is a jersey thing
00:08:09.960 That must be New Jersey
00:08:10.960 Wait, film this thing?
00:08:11.960 I've never seen that in my life
00:08:21.960 Oh, come on
00:08:23.960 That's your dirty
00:08:26.960 Dirty shirt, man
00:08:27.960 Let's set up goals
00:08:28.960 Why you keep dabbing me up every 5 seconds, bro?
00:08:32.960 Think about this
00:08:33.960 We play soccer
00:08:34.960 And then we go to the basketball court
00:08:37.960 Then we go back for lecture
00:08:39.960 Anyhow
00:08:40.960 Anyhow
00:08:41.960 On some level
00:08:42.960 Come back here
00:08:43.960 We pray
00:08:44.960 Anyway, let's go to some chats
00:08:46.960 Oh
00:08:47.960 Oh
00:08:50.960 Okay
00:08:51.960 Oh, yeah, brother
00:08:58.960 I'll buy your hat
00:08:59.960 You bought my hat?
00:09:00.960 You ain't got no money
00:09:01.960 Eight dollars
00:09:02.960 Why are you saying like he's hype?
00:09:03.960 That's a steal
00:09:04.960 Yeah, that is a steal
00:09:05.960 Why would I do that?
00:09:06.960 No, I didn't
00:09:07.960 That is a steal
00:09:08.960 I'll buy one penny tomorrow
00:09:09.960 I'll buy one penny tomorrow
00:09:10.960 Bro, I'm not giving you
00:09:11.960 Bro, no, bro
00:09:12.960 We have a ball
00:09:15.960 No, give the ball, bro
00:09:18.960 Niko, we got a ball
00:09:19.960 What happened?
00:09:20.960 You zipped it up now?
00:09:21.960 Yeah
00:09:22.960 I need that again
00:09:23.960 Nope
00:09:24.960 Keep it up, keep it up
00:09:28.960 It's up
00:09:29.960 Bro
00:09:35.960 You got that?
00:09:36.960 You got that?
00:09:42.960 You zipped it up now?
00:09:44.960 Again
00:09:50.960 Keep it up, keep it up
00:09:52.960 There's no cars we're going right now, so let's play
00:09:54.960 We got 7 minutes until my group
00:09:56.960 Run it, run it, run it
00:10:06.960 Run, run, run
00:10:10.960 Some guy was in the car
00:10:12.960 Some guy was in the car
00:10:14.960 Some guy was in the car
00:10:16.960 What's happening?
00:10:18.960 No, what's happening?
00:10:20.960 Come on, man
00:10:34.960 I'm him
00:10:36.960 Ah!
00:10:39.960 I am sweating a lot
00:10:40.960 I am sweating a lot