SNEAKO - SNEAKO Takeover In Madrid

00:00:00.000 with my spanish girl valeria super freaky but she acting diva and all she wants to do is teaser boy 1.00

00:00:06.620 that's why she give me neck kisses when i'm playing fifa my latina angelina colombiana come 1.00

00:00:12.480 from medellin and all she cares about is weed and sex half the time we ain't even speaking but if i 0.84

00:00:18.520 ain't feeling it then i'm swerving my new girl got my old girl hurting the last x that i had was a 0.98

00:00:24.360 but the next x that i get is a german that's an x5 or a six goal i'll get cocaine white like a

00:00:30.940 gringo i've got a link at stoney for clothes it is really that own cost ocho cinco

00:00:35.780 in miami we're going from one spanish country to another spanish country uh the country of

00:00:43.260 barcelona that's that's my favorite country in africa none of us speak spanish it's gonna be

00:00:50.280 good gonna make a lot of great videos we're all tired and luckily i got the the window seat so i

00:00:57.020 i'm gonna sleep great this guy chose a window seat for every freaking fight but he paid for it so

00:01:01.260 this trip he's big bro when you when you pay for it he's big brother's trip you get to make the

00:01:05.720 decisions he's right now he's complaining about it like i didn't just purchase him a new laptop

00:01:08.880 that's right here in his backpack that's why he's big bro that's why he's big bro even though even

00:01:12.640 though i'm bored first make sure sakeb actually edit something good we're here to make if my

00:01:16.740 fire videos my laptop's my laptop's not steaming you're not gonna hear no more racism streaming

00:01:23.240 every single day i don't want to see anybody in a hood we are making deep artistic content we got 0.99

00:01:29.240 to make a movie by the end of this if i clip this back we don't have a movie made we failed okay we're

00:01:33.260 away from sneaker what do you want to say now oh my god i'm sweating balls right now well you know i 0.61

00:01:38.040 don't have anything bad to say even as a joke because he's being very kind to me he let me stay on his

00:01:41.860 own let me say the end you bought me a lap me too you know so we working man but we'll see bro

00:01:49.280 because he literally said if my laptop's not steaming he's gonna be upset and i don't know what 0.89

00:01:53.220 that entails because i think he's being dead ass i'm cheap still hit a chick like yo can i borrow your 0.99

00:01:58.760 netflix she a feminist she think i'm sexist twisting my words i'm fishy dyslexic give me my space i'm 0.99

00:02:03.580 intergalactic before i give you my insta password i'll give you the pin to my amit all right we made it

00:02:10.660 to madrid we're finally here i don't know who smells bad out of the two filmers but one of you

00:02:15.740 smells terrible i don't know if you were farting the whole time so kevin's dressed like a homeless 0.80

00:02:20.520 high school student he is the one farting right now and then bronson right now is dressed like he's

00:02:25.620 going to go skiing and then do crossfit why are you making that face bro i'm disappointed

00:02:32.200 i'm like what i don't know why are you going to miami to madrid with a whole coat

00:02:37.980 i smell the stench too but i can't i don't think it's me i don't know who that was i don't know if

00:02:43.900 someone was like lifting up their armpits but one of the two of these guys smells terrible

00:02:47.440 we're gonna get to the b&b they need a shower and we have a big day planned i need a shower too 0.62

00:02:53.860 i think i smell the least worse out of the three i think i think i'm the least smelly

00:03:00.600 yeah yeah let's go

00:03:02.240 where are you from man uh london what are you doing this way

00:03:06.240 uh just chilling bro oh i wasn't ready for that

00:03:09.140 you're just here for for a holiday yeah bro seven days what are you here for pretty same thing holiday 1.00

00:03:17.800 oh nice just quick question yeah is andrew tate a good guy or i didn't try to fuck him 0.98

00:03:24.260 actually i he did try to human traffic a lot of girls when i was there like they have a 1.00

00:03:28.360 bunch of cages and stuff like that they keep no absolutely not no no all right that's what

00:03:33.020 i thought he's a good guy he's a good guy all right less anyway he's a fellow muslim 0.99

00:03:36.380 yeah yeah yeah are you muslim i am alhamdulillah are you i didn't know that i am malcolm x bro

00:03:42.080 wait whoa whoa whoa whoa that's what i'm talking about man that's that bro nice that's why usually

00:03:48.040 like horses and people are bad he was the one who made me uh want to convert to islam yeah yeah 1.00

00:03:52.640 back in the day bless bro i'm gonna follow you yeah mashallah daniel you better follow me back

00:03:58.580 okay bro i'm not going to he has gold on all over him so he can't that's a haram muslim 0.89

00:04:02.920 i got a haram tattoo i got a haram tattoo and he said he didn't even follow sneaker right now

00:04:07.720 he asked him to follow him back after he follows it

00:04:10.040 lebron since it's your first time in europe how do you how do you like it so far 1.00

00:04:16.520 too many brown people what the fuck 1.00

00:04:18.540 you're supposed to be the wholesome one i have my fingers crossed 1.00

00:04:24.060 can you speak spanish at all tu eres muy feo

00:04:28.000 one more time that sounds like very spanish too tu eres muy feo what does that mean 0.99

00:04:33.340 you're very ugly oh 0.99

00:04:34.880 bro he smells so bad i'm like i was thinking in my head on the flight 0.99

00:04:41.200 is he indian like i don't know where i couldn't remember where he was from but i'm like

00:04:45.400 is he like

00:04:47.120 it was the food it wasn't where are you from again it's it's the food bro the country

00:04:52.100 bangladesh bangladesh it's different bro it's not the same thing bro that's like close enough

00:04:58.080 it's not the same thing it's basically the same bangladesh you are giving a stereotype in my head

00:05:03.360 all bangladesh it's just you smell like indians all right man i'm gonna clean up tonight i'll be the 0.99

00:05:10.080 freshest tomorrow mad scientist i'm gonna come i'm gonna bounce back last night i took it out i'm gonna bounce

00:05:13.680 back tomorrow let me not get that on camera

00:05:20.000 is indian food in there stop bro you're older than me

00:05:26.640 five months yeah you're big bro am i big bro from now on

00:05:31.280 you're literally all right you said it though you said it though being big is brokie so if i

00:05:37.600 little bro you can't get mad bro you can't try to look right anybody with a cigarette in your hand

00:05:42.960 right now he's walking away leaving his suitcase like itching whoa did you see him he's like hey 0.99

00:05:50.080 where's the suitcase man damn bro you're walking around with it in your mouth did you see that he's 0.97

00:05:54.480 like because they're broke he's got away for your luggage right now i'm ready to go i can go home 1.00

00:05:58.240 right now i can meet y'all at the crib you look like a dog holding a stick in his mouth like really

00:06:02.080 excited to go and chew it just we put it back in the shot thank you of his next science project crazy

00:06:11.840 now madrid was my favorite team growing up

00:06:15.040 footage and culture about the city i've never been here

00:06:20.000 no sports are for boss yeah me and sekev don't watch sports sometimes you watch basketball snow what

00:06:27.280 the that would be gay as and

00:06:30.320 imagine supporting other men playing with balls wearing a man's last name wearing a man's last name 0.99

00:06:38.000 on the on your back yeah they're all like gay and liberal and and 0.97

00:06:41.680 they're all like they are baseball one gay too how did baseball go gay i don't watch baseball i'm 0.98

00:06:52.080 genuinely asking all sports men playing with balls is gay yeah what about if it's not a ball 0.98

00:06:57.440 if there's no one is getting if there's no actual consequences then it's gay oh yeah actually 0.99

00:07:04.400 this competition is gay like just talk to a girl well this is gay why are you putting a camera 0.99

00:07:10.080 okay 0.98

00:07:19.680 Wow, we're not using that at all, I promise you, but cool, she understands.

00:07:49.680 He's just saying words right now.

00:07:59.920 You just said Klee.

00:08:04.100 It's Klee in French, you just said.

00:08:08.920 We're not using that.

00:08:10.920 What do you call this?

00:08:12.920 No, what's the word?

00:08:15.240 Klee?

00:08:16.240 No, what's it called?

00:08:21.640 Klee?

00:08:23.640 A cara?

00:08:24.640 Mira.

00:08:25.640 Mira.

00:08:26.640 A cara?

00:08:27.640 Klee?

00:08:28.640 Portal.

00:08:29.640 All right.

00:08:30.640 For the door downstairs, okay.

00:08:31.640 Thank you.

00:08:32.640 Gracias.

00:08:33.640 Yeah, we'll try this.

00:08:39.040 Okay.

00:08:40.040 Bye, bye.

00:08:41.040 Bye.

00:08:42.040 Adios.

00:08:43.040 Adios.

00:08:44.040 Adios.

00:08:45.040 Let the racism commence.

00:08:54.440 Let's do it's fake.

00:08:56.440 All right, welcome to our Madrid house.

00:08:59.440 We should have logged in the elevator because the European elevators are tiny. 0.93

00:09:02.440 There's the mediocre room. 0.99

00:09:05.840 Did you see the bitch room earlier? 1.00

00:09:07.840 Yeah, Sikav's good. 0.98

00:09:08.840 He gets this one.

00:09:09.840 And then here's the master bedroom.

00:09:11.840 The big bro room.

00:09:12.840 Come on, man.

00:09:13.840 Low bro. 1.00

00:09:14.840 Got a ladder in the bathroom type shit. 1.00

00:09:16.840 Look at this seven shower, bro. 0.99

00:09:18.840 There's not a bidet, but the toilet's over here because you don't want to get the poofoos 1.00

00:09:23.840 all over here.

00:09:24.840 Okay, okay.

00:09:25.840 And then we got the little room. 1.00

00:09:29.840 What the fuck? 1.00

00:09:34.840 Nice. 1.00

00:09:35.840 How do you open these fucking doors? 1.00

00:09:43.840 This is nice and aesthetic. 0.99

00:09:45.840 Remember my video authenticity?

00:09:47.840 Yeah.

00:09:48.840 Yeah, I did it pretty much just like this in Barcelona.

00:09:50.840 I want to wave a red flag out the window at a bowl.

00:09:53.840 I miss drinking when you're here.

00:09:56.840 I want to drink some wine and cry.

00:09:59.840 Crying's pretty soy, though.

00:10:01.840 Yeah, not if you're drunk in Spain, though.

00:10:03.840 Then it's romantic.

00:10:04.840 And artsy?

00:10:05.840 Romantic is masculinity.

00:10:07.840 Crying in Spain is art.

00:10:10.840 That should be the title of your first video.

00:10:16.840 I don't know if that's good clickbait or not, but...

00:10:20.840 And then here's my... 0.99

00:10:21.840 Got the bitch room. 1.00

00:10:23.840 Big bro gets the little bed. 0.99

00:10:25.840 Man, I'm not staying here tonight, so it is what it is.

00:10:28.840 Where's the cup go?

00:10:29.840 Bro, wait, why'd you take that bathroom?

00:10:33.840 Out of all bathrooms, you had to take the main one?

00:10:36.840 I can smell it from out here, bro. 1.00

00:10:38.840 It smells like fucking... 1.00

00:10:39.840 It smells like New Delhi out here. 1.00

00:10:41.840 Jesus Christ, I smell chicken curry right now.

00:10:48.840 I can...

00:10:49.840 It smells like a taxi cab in New York City right now.

00:10:52.840 Bro, it's gonna leave skid marks.

00:10:55.840 Bro, it smells like Hinduism out here. 1.00

00:10:57.840 Hey, yo, what the fuck? 1.00

00:11:00.840 Bro, I asked. 1.00

00:11:01.840 There's Hinduism coming out of the bottom of the door. 0.99

00:11:03.840 Stinky. 0.99

00:11:04.840 Use it. 0.99

00:11:05.840 Why did you use one of the other bathrooms?

00:11:06.840 He chose to use the main room bathroom while we're doing a tour. 1.00

00:11:09.840 Dude's pooping fumes into the fucking... 1.00

00:11:12.840 Being... 1.00

00:11:13.840 Bro, okay.

00:11:14.840 Let me take a shower.

00:11:15.840 Stop talking. 0.90

00:11:16.840 Just go poop, bro. 0.99

00:11:17.840 Dirty. 1.00

00:11:18.840 Dirty Indians. 1.00

00:11:20.840 Bro, why is my boss getting mad at me because I had to poop, bro? 1.00

00:11:23.840 This is the bodily function, man.

00:11:32.840 This is a funny cafe?

00:11:33.840 Yeah.

00:11:34.840 I'd say it this way.

00:11:42.840 Sonny just arrived.

00:11:44.840 Sneeko's still gone. 0.96

00:11:46.840 What are you trying to do tonight?

00:11:48.840 Tonight?

00:11:49.840 I don't know.

00:11:50.840 You have a date with some lovely ladies.

00:11:52.840 Not so bad.

00:11:53.840 Maybe get a little surgical.

00:11:54.840 BOOM! 0.99

00:11:55.840 Booklet!

00:11:56.840 I've been in Europe for the month, so...

00:11:58.840 I'm already basically, you know, half Italian now.

00:12:01.840 And Spanish. 0.99

00:12:02.840 With the fucking Capessa. 1.00

00:12:04.840 And yeah, we'll have a good time. 0.99

00:12:05.840 Bronson, are we going to get you some goth girls or something? 1.00

00:12:07.840 Yeah, some emo liberal kooch. 1.00

00:12:09.840 What does that mean, bro?

00:12:11.840 Yes, it is.

00:12:12.840 Bro, so there's too much pant after the belt.

00:12:14.840 Point at it.

00:12:15.840 What is he talking about?

00:12:16.840 I'm not pointing.

00:12:17.840 I don't want to point there.

00:12:18.840 It's weird.

00:12:19.840 It's like a weird amount of space.

00:12:20.840 What are you talking about right now? 1.00

00:12:21.840 I think he's pointing at your dick. 1.00

00:12:23.840 It's a weird talk, bro. 1.00

00:12:24.840 Why would you think that?

00:12:25.840 Why are you thinking that? 0.99

00:12:27.840 That's gay, bro. 0.99

00:12:28.840 Let me look at my pants. 0.98

00:12:29.840 Why does he always look up?

00:12:34.840 Why is his belt like that?

00:12:36.840 Stop complaining and go smoke, bro.

00:12:37.840 I'm not complaining.

00:12:38.840 It's just weird.

00:12:39.840 Bro's gropey wumpy because he's tired.

00:12:40.840 What's wrong with your pants? 1.00

00:12:41.840 Oh, you're stinky. 0.99

00:12:42.840 There's nothing wrong, bro. 0.99

00:12:43.840 I'm not complaining.

00:12:44.840 It's just like, why? 0.99

00:12:45.840 He's stinky. 0.98

00:12:46.840 You know why. 0.98

00:12:47.840 I can't tell if you're about to deliver some Amazon packages or not.

00:12:52.840 You know?

00:12:53.840 I don't, bro.

00:12:54.840 I really don't know what you're talking about.

00:12:55.840 I don't know if you're going to school.

00:12:56.840 Bro has no belt talking to me right now.

00:12:58.840 This is his drip, bro.

00:12:59.840 I was being all nice to him.

00:13:00.840 You have a nice shirt, bro.

00:13:01.840 Broad choice.

00:13:02.840 But it's just because he bought me a laptop.

00:13:03.840 That's why I was being kind. 0.99

00:13:04.840 Look at his wrinkled ass shirt right now. 0.98

00:13:06.840 Bro is about to sit outside as a millionaire with a wrinkled shirt. 0.99

00:13:09.840 Are you kidding me?

00:13:10.840 So kindness only lasts...

00:13:11.840 Are you kidding me right now?

00:13:12.840 Two days after buying a MacBook.

00:13:15.840 Bro got the nicest shoes on with dry fit Nike socks.

00:13:19.840 Like $2,000 shoes, dry fit Nike socks.

00:13:22.840 What socks would you wear?

00:13:24.840 It doesn't matter what I'm wearing, bro.

00:13:26.840 I ain't wearing that kind of drip.

00:13:28.840 What are those, designer?

00:13:29.840 Tommy Hilfiger? 0.99

00:13:30.840 He's gay. 0.99

00:13:31.840 Tommy? 0.99

00:13:32.840 My mom buys my socks.

00:13:33.840 I don't even buy these.

00:13:34.840 You buy your own socks?

00:13:36.840 I don't buy my socks.

00:13:37.840 What are you doing right now?

00:13:39.840 Instead of going out with us?

00:13:41.840 I'm going to take a sigh out. 0.99

00:13:44.840 Homosexual now. 0.99

00:13:45.840 You guys have fun with your heterosexuality outside. 0.99

00:13:48.840 I'm supposed to film an artistic video without the artist.

00:13:51.840 Just go film stuff.

00:13:53.840 You know?

00:13:54.840 Some trees and make it deep.

00:13:56.840 I'm going to come back and be like,

00:13:57.840 there's not enough trees.

00:13:58.840 There's not enough trees, man.

00:14:00.840 Yo, come on, man.

00:14:01.840 Yo, come on, man.

00:14:02.840 Where the trees at?

00:14:04.840 You alright, bro?

00:14:05.840 Alright, bro.

00:14:06.840 Good night, Nico.

00:14:07.840 Okay, that's vlog one.

00:14:12.840 Follow my Instagram for updates.

00:14:14.840 I think tomorrow or Wednesday I'm going to do a meetup in Marbella,

00:14:16.840 if you guys are here.

00:14:17.840 So just stay tuned.

00:14:18.840 Send me a message.

00:14:19.840 Send me a DM.

00:14:20.840 We'll have somebody look it over.

00:14:21.840 And it's going to be nice.

00:14:22.840 It's going to be chill.

00:14:23.840 Nice and Spanish vibes.

00:14:24.840 I'll see you guys soon.

00:14:25.840 We'll see you guys soon.

SNEAKO - June 05, 2023

SNEAKO Takeover In Madrid

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