SNEAKO - SNEAKO Takes the Gay Test…

00:00:00.000 what gay quiz okay bro you had enough of the advice okay let's do a gay quiz chat

00:00:07.960 okay gay quiz where you want me to search it where the fuck is it how gay are you bro what

00:00:14.060 am i supposed to look up bro why am i doing this ah bro i'm trying to give out it i'm trying to

00:00:20.500 give out some sauce bro paul is i should not say giving out sauce while clicking on lgbtq video

00:00:25.540 first one all right chat how gay am i

00:00:30.940 have you ever looked at a person of the same sex and felt attracted in a sexual way

00:00:40.580 um i'm gonna say chat we're being honest we're being honest it's happened

00:00:51.760 and then and you're not bro you're fucking lying thank you for the 10 jude i'm gonna do more

00:00:58.280 advice in the future you're lying if you've never had that thought while looking at someone of the

00:01:02.920 same sex and be like whoa whoa whoa whoa come on someone okay okay okay okay okay this whole shit

00:01:08.500 is a yo i know i'm digging myself a hole if you played the game two would be a yo but if we're

00:01:13.560 being honest i know i'm not alone here you've had that mental thing where like you're like

00:01:19.760 that guy's kind of good whoa whoa chill bro whoa what the fuck whoa stop stop stop

00:01:23.640 bro stop you know what no one can relate to that you've not been like that guy has a nice beard

00:01:31.880 whoa whoa what the fuck whoa stop brain chill look at the girl never

00:01:37.280 really okay i'm just lying okay thank you bleep yeah you've done that okay i'm not capping on this

00:01:45.800 stream fuck you all right fuck you very rarely

00:01:49.160 if your best friend confessed to you that he is gay you would feel delighted and welcome into the crib

00:01:58.840 get excited and start flirting make a joke about it tell him that you sometimes feel attracted to the

00:02:04.760 same sex too they didn't even put my answer on here chat this shit happened to me recently yo

00:02:14.620 this shit happened one of my closest friends left to he left his phone in my car right it's 2 a.m

00:02:23.700 i'm back at the crib i pick up like i realized halfway through the ride i'm like oh shit he left

00:02:29.040 his phone i pick up his phone from the from the passenger seat i look up two notifications from

00:02:33.380 grinder chat he had two notifications from grinder no not cast not cast i'm not gonna say i'm not

00:02:41.980 gonna say but it wasn't cast one of my best one of my best friends and i didn't know what to do

00:02:50.260 i'm like bro it must be like he's trying to get some drugs he's trying to like pick up some shit or

00:02:55.100 like or maybe grinder is just an app that bro grinder is just a gay app i was making excuses like

00:03:01.160 immediately i'm just like no no no he can't bro he's not gay what he's not gay what no he probably

00:03:09.320 downloaded grinded by mistake this is probably just his phone is hacked and then i brought up to my

00:03:14.000 girl i'm like is he gay she's like yeah he's gay i'm like nah he's not gay he's not gay i'm not gonna

00:03:20.640 bring it up that's the option that i'm clicking just ignore it and keep pretending that he's straight

00:03:25.600 i'm not bringing it up bro i don't want i don't i want to keep living in the lie why is that not an

00:03:34.680 option keep living in the lie i don't want him to come out if he don't want to come out to me i'm not

00:03:39.360 gonna bring it up fuck that i don't want to have that conversation what if i'm wrong i don't know i

00:03:48.560 don't want to open up a box our friendship was fine before knowing that i don't want to know bro

00:03:53.980 clearly he doesn't want me to know because he would have just told me so i'm not gonna like out

00:03:58.760 him what the fuck this this website's ass bro how do you not even all these are yeah be excited make

00:04:06.000 a joke about it that's kind of what i'm doing

00:04:07.640 have you ever worn or fantasized about wearing clothes of another sex

00:04:14.620 um i mean i've wore high heels before

00:04:19.600 chat bro come on bro does that make me gay if i put on some high heels if i put on my sister's

00:04:26.960 height my sister did a makeover chat you've done a makeover with a bitch before right you've done

00:04:32.220 makeup with a girl come on i've worn some of my girl's clothes like satirically does that make me gay

00:04:40.980 chat shut the fuck up bro you've put on heels before bro

00:04:49.320 my partner's clothes outside i haven't worn them outside i want her socks outside

00:04:58.320 okay

00:05:03.620 damn bro this i'm not doing good so far chat i'm not doing good so far huh

00:05:13.180 how frequent are your same-sex sexual fantasies or dreams

00:05:17.040 um

00:05:20.700 thank you health you've worn a skirt you've worn a skirt

00:05:27.120 chat the rest of them yo wu for not being a liar the rest of you say yo you fuck come on bro

00:05:34.100 come on man

00:05:36.920 fuck

00:05:42.080 i mean i answered the first one rarely like i don't know it's not a fantasy

00:05:47.500 but i want to say never i want to say never but i feel like i can't say never if i said rarely to

00:06:00.320 that other one

00:06:00.940 i can't be too honest but bro this is the this is the fucking quiz most people be like i'm gonna say

00:06:09.660 rarely chat i'm gonna say rarely you could say sus i rarely have same-sex sexual fantasies or dreams

00:06:16.640 fine fine say what you want bro oh we're going okay 60 through fuck it okay i'm not looking at the

00:06:24.200 chat anymore fuck if there weren't folks bro stop putting the emojis if there were no people left in

00:06:30.980 the world except for someone of the same sex you would fall into despair after you would never have

00:06:37.080 a sexual partner again

00:06:37.960 bro chat let's be honest though if there's only two people left bro someone's gotta get their dick

00:06:54.940 sucked i'm just saying bro you just not gonna get your dick sucked anymore but we got all

00:07:00.440 it's not gonna be me it's not how gay is it if i i'm just saying

00:07:07.120 if there's no chat relax if there's only two people left

00:07:13.700 if there's only two people left i'm closing my eyes and getting my dick sucked i'm sorry

00:07:22.040 if that makes me gay bro fuck it you can say what you want i'm closing my eyes and getting some head

00:07:27.960 i'm not gonna be the gift but i'm saying there's two of you one's sucking one's getting i'm getting

00:07:34.840 i'm getting i'm being honest i'm being honest chat yo you would just never get head again

00:07:42.800 would you just never get head again chat

00:07:47.520 i have never kissed someone of the same sex

00:08:05.840 no i'm thinking back chat i'm really thinking about being honest not even in the truth of their game

00:08:12.920 never drunk at a bar

00:08:15.640 nah bro i've never i've never kissed a guy

00:08:19.660 and i won't do it

00:08:22.800 all right that was the most nonsense answer but i've never seen my chat look like this bro

00:08:30.520 if your partner offered you a threesome with someone of the same sex no

00:08:39.120 no

00:08:40.240 unless she really wanted to i have talked about this with my girl

00:08:46.720 nah bro i can't do it

00:08:49.640 we've talked about like couple swapping

00:08:52.320 i think i could swap

00:08:54.400 i could swap but that is a count because you're not involved both

00:08:57.880 no no no i wouldn't be involved

00:08:59.680 but like all right hypothetically asap rocky and rihanna wants the couple swap

00:09:05.920 if i could fuck riri asap rocky could fuck my bitch in the in the same room supervised

00:09:12.320 while i'm fucking riri

00:09:13.920 you know i'm saying like i'd supervise same room that's not a threesome that's a swap

00:09:19.740 but i'm saying i'm saying no to a threesome of the same sex

00:09:23.300 i'm saying no to a threesome of the same sex

00:09:25.400 that's not a threesome that's a train i know that

00:09:28.120 is that fair don't be well on that tape say

00:09:34.920 rocky came up to you and said bro i'm trying to fuck your bitch

00:09:39.180 you can fuck my bitch

00:09:40.520 you not doing it you're not swapping

00:09:44.720 come on

00:09:49.640 yeah yeah all right

00:09:54.240 60 some of you are still you wouldn't fuck riri you couldn't get past that

00:09:58.480 i feel like you can get past the insecurity bro if you inside riri like come on bro

00:10:02.400 yeah yeah but that's not a threesome okay

00:10:06.240 never i only like the opposite sex that's true

00:10:08.600 would you be comfortable with a gay colleague flirting with you at work

00:10:13.880 um

00:10:16.200 see the non-sus and this is the most straight answer is i would feel very awkward about it

00:10:24.520 but

00:10:25.400 nah i do feel awkward

00:10:27.640 what's the flirt what level of flirting if he's just be

00:10:32.580 nah i would feel awkward i would feel awkward

00:10:37.380 but it also it also depends on the situation

00:10:40.540 if he's ironically flirting if he yo

00:10:45.060 some of my gay friends will do that to make you feel uncomfortable they'll be like overly gay

00:10:49.340 to like set off your straightness and it's like a bit like i'm being like oh my

00:10:53.440 bro i'm fucking digging a hole

00:10:55.380 shit

00:10:56.180 but to be honest no fake flirting doesn't count fake flirting doesn't count i'd feel awkward about it

00:11:03.860 i don't feel awkward about it

00:11:06.540 your friends decided to go party at a gay bar

00:11:14.020 i've been to gay bars chat

00:11:17.300 i'm not even lying i've been to gay bars

00:11:20.760 it was funny seeing like men they were twerking on the pole they had glitter on their back and the glitter was shaken off and their back was hairy

00:11:29.540 it was funny but i went i went

00:11:32.220 bro no come on chat relax

00:11:38.320 in brooklyn some of the gay bars are the best

00:11:40.620 that's where you could find all the threesome bitches bro

00:11:43.120 no one's afraid of like alpha male like testosterone guys at a gay bar

00:11:48.100 bro come on bro

00:11:49.740 the gay bar there's

00:11:50.560 yo yo shut the fuck up shut the fuck up chat

00:11:52.680 there's mad bitches at the gay bar

00:11:54.420 there's mad bitches at the gay bar

00:11:56.120 you you guys are all fucking captain bro

00:11:57.720 there's mad bitches at the gay bar

00:11:59.880 and then you blend in and they feel safe and then

00:12:02.940 come on nah get the go you really have never been to any like bro bro come on bro

00:12:11.000 you you not in tune bro

00:12:12.620 fuck

00:12:14.460 this answer is crazy

00:12:18.540 feels like you're going home let's go party

00:12:20.480 why do they write it like that

00:12:21.580 get excited to check out a new venue

00:12:24.120 this this one

00:12:28.520 this one would be true but i've been to gay bars so i can't confidently say that i've been

00:12:36.840 and i don't want to say get excited because i'm not excited but

00:12:41.820 why is there there should be a fifth choice oh fuck it bro fuck

00:12:46.140 what

00:12:48.800 what

00:13:05.680 what

00:13:15.560 i mean i could have lied chat i could have lied

00:13:28.640 it's still majority straight nah stop don't put the fucking nails no no no no no no that's not

00:13:36.120 funny it's still majority straight chat that's 52 52 i'm majority straight get the fuck out of

00:13:44.740 here the gay shit is only for the gay isn't for you only bisexual if it overrides the straight

00:13:54.580 nah don't buy sneak bro

00:13:58.500 am i gay nah no i bro what

00:14:05.180 yo chat that's not stop with the stop with the emojis stop with the emojis then stop stop stop

00:14:13.580 that's not that's not fucking funny bro

00:14:15.540 i'm below average gay

00:14:20.740 chat i'm below average get the fuck out of here

00:14:26.420 the average is 18.84 percent gay i'm four

00:14:31.760 fuck nah shut up

00:14:38.920 i'm in the bro i'm in the top percentile what do you mean i'm winning

00:14:47.320 stop with the emojis stop i'm gonna hide the chat

00:14:57.520 fuck

00:15:02.680 fuck

00:15:10.680 fuck yo stop saying yas queen it's not funny bro

00:15:13.360 am i still allowed to do my gay voice or is that i gotta retire that jesus christ man

00:15:21.080 then you take the bro you take the test and be honest then if i'm such a fucking

00:15:29.240 jesus christ

00:15:31.240 bro stop putting the flag stop putting the rainbow

00:15:36.320 they're gonna you're ruining bro you're really ruining my rep

00:15:39.480 someone's gonna clip this bro someone's

00:15:41.620 fuck

00:15:43.780 it doesn't bro it's just some dumb test on the internet

00:15:48.320 i didn't even want to play this you made me fucking play this game

00:15:51.480 it's meant to be funny right it's it's just a joke

00:15:57.140 it's just a joke

00:15:58.700 it's not even serious man it's it's meant to it's meant to be like ha ha look how gay he is

00:16:04.240 right it's like no one's gonna be a hundred percent straight it's like a spectrum

00:16:08.200 oh fuck

00:16:10.700 why is the u.s the gayest country

00:16:15.120 this was this was all ironic from the start

00:16:18.720 yeah ha ha yo yo whoever clipped the stream the chats we're all we're all on the joke together

00:16:23.280 ha ha imagine if i was gay lol yeah yeah we're just joking we're just joking we're just joking

00:16:29.060 we're just joking don't put different color nails bro don't put the diverse nails that's crazy

00:16:33.540 we're just joking ha ha yeah yeah imagine if sneaker was gay

00:16:37.080 uh whoa what whoa i'm gay ha ha yeah i'm part of the joke i'm part of it i'm part of it

00:16:45.600 ha ha ha ha yeah this is just something stupid i was being ironic the whole time

00:16:49.840 i was just i was being ironic the whole time

00:16:52.380 i'm i'm part of it i'm laughing with you lmao lol emojis i'm part of it i'm part of it

00:17:04.560 i'm part of it

00:17:05.980 twink

00:17:10.520 twinko's crazy bro that's

00:17:15.020 shit

00:17:19.200 ha ha twinko fuck no that's not funny

00:17:21.720 oh fuck

00:17:23.840 is this my coming out video

00:17:30.160 bro fuck

00:17:40.300 i'm never really gonna live this down right

00:17:42.800 this is never gonna go away

00:17:47.240 this is part of the digital footprint forever

00:17:50.080 oh shit i'm gonna hear something from my girl

00:17:54.120 i'm gonna hear something from all my

00:17:56.120 if they're still friends with me after this

00:17:59.620 oh god

00:18:05.080 ha ha ha ha yeah imagine if imagine if i'm gay

00:18:11.880 yeah ha ha ha ha ha

00:18:13.860 gabriel that's not funny that's not funny

00:18:17.220 that's not funny i can't answer that question

00:18:20.760 because because i'm i'm like

00:18:22.640 ha ha i'm straight though

00:18:27.620 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah slay imagine

00:18:32.800 that's so funny

00:18:36.880 if it was true

00:18:39.200 but i'm not

00:18:41.280 lmao

00:18:42.880 fuck bro how do i get out of this

00:18:54.040 um fuck shit

00:18:55.920 oh fuck

00:19:00.640 okay move it i don't care

00:19:01.700 it's just a joke bro

00:19:02.680 you don't support me

00:19:05.440 i'm not

00:19:06.020 bro

00:19:06.480 i

00:19:07.120 whatever

00:19:09.380 bro stop

00:19:12.620 stop

00:19:13.300 and this is not coming out

00:19:14.800 it's just a test

00:19:16.320 yeah it's subjective

00:19:17.180 right

00:19:18.220 it's just a test

00:19:19.380 yo you got the right idea

00:19:21.120 yeah

00:19:21.840 we were just joking the whole time

00:19:23.380 i'm not bi bro

00:19:26.440 bi is gay

00:19:27.760 shut the fuck up

00:19:29.100 love you sneeko

00:19:34.160 no homo unless

00:19:35.380 bro

00:19:35.940 it's not

00:19:40.160 okay okay moving on moving on

00:19:50.640 i'm gonna go to discord

00:19:51.380 they they definitely

00:19:53.820 or they're on my side

00:19:54.920 it's just a test right yeah

00:19:58.560 it's just a test who cares

00:19:59.620 and it doesn't even matter

00:20:02.220 bro

00:20:02.620 it doesn't even

00:20:03.620 if i would

00:20:04.240 if i was gay

00:20:06.040 and i'm not

00:20:06.720 it wouldn't even matter

00:20:08.380 because like

00:20:09.100 why would you care

00:20:10.240 about my sexuality

00:20:10.960 in the first place

00:20:11.480 it doesn't even

00:20:12.040 you

SNEAKO - May 26, 2022

SNEAKO Takes the Gay Test…

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