SNEAKO - SNEAKO Tells Story About Praying Friday Prayer In The Mosque

00:00:00.000 I went to the mosque instead of going to this party because I promised myself that I was going

00:00:04.200 to go every Friday. I know you're supposed to pray five times, but I'm trying to go every single

00:00:08.400 Friday. This is the first time. And I get there and I'm listening to this podcast of how to pray

00:00:13.920 on the way there. And it says like the men need to have their, their bodies covered from their,

00:00:19.900 from here, like their sternum to their knees. And I was just leaving the gym. I was training

00:00:23.760 boxing and I'm wearing shorts. I never wear shorts because I have tiny legs, but I'm wearing shorts

00:00:27.480 and I go to this mosque and it's kind of like in the middle of nowhere. There's no like stores really

00:00:31.760 around besides laundromats and like gun stores, seven 11. So I go into a laundromat and I buy some

00:00:37.320 dudes jeans for $20. I'm just like, I have to pray. Like I need to cover my knees. Can I buy pants?

00:00:44.380 And he's like, what? He's like, are you scamming me? Like, no, like I want to buy a pair of pants.

00:00:49.160 So I just bought like some shitty, like Caribbean dude jeans, you know, for $20. And then, um, I was,

00:00:56.340 I was really sweaty. You're supposed to be clean, but you know, I just wash my hands, wash my ears,

00:01:00.420 wash my face, wash my nose, and then put on a t-shirt that I had in the trunk so I could cover

00:01:05.680 myself properly. I was wearing a tank top. You can't wear that. And I'm wearing these big jeans,

00:01:09.460 wearing the t-shirt. And I get in there, like I take off my, um, my shoes and I left my, my phone

00:01:15.040 and wallet on the shoe rack. And like some dude with the hat gives it to me, like, you can't leave it

00:01:19.780 here. I asked some random guy to like help me pray. And he's helping me. Um, cause I didn't like

00:01:25.880 do the knee thing properly and whatever, but it was good. And then, uh, this guy gave a long speech

00:01:31.600 and yo, if I, I recommend, I recommend anyone do it, even if you're not Muslim, even if you don't

00:01:39.000 want to pray, obviously I get it. But just like, if you listen to, um, the speaking that's there

00:01:43.160 because they, they'll make it culturally relevant. They'll make it politically relevant even, uh,

00:01:47.880 after prayer. So you do your individual prayer. And then I don't know about every mosque, but at this

00:01:51.740 one, this guy was speaking and he was just talking about how you need to spread, how you need to tell

00:01:56.100 people the truth. Because if you know the truth and you don't tell people, then you are not doing

00:02:00.640 what you're supposed to do. And he was just talking about the wickedness of, of gay people and how

00:02:04.880 people are upset right now. And they're confused. He even did a Lee Lee Lee joke. He was talking about

00:02:08.760 his granddaughter hadn't had like, she showed up with all this makeup on, on her face. Granddaddy,

00:02:13.840 do I look good? And she's like doing these poses. And then he's like, Oh, and then she had

00:02:18.660 eyelashes so long. Like she was wiping the windows with the eyelashes. I'm like, that's my joke. I'm

00:02:23.420 like in the mosque laughing because the dude's doing Lee Lee Lee in the mosque. I'm like, I knew

00:02:27.920 this is the religion for me. It was a Lee Lee Lee joke in the mosque. BTR says, have you been

00:02:35.260 drinking eggs? Yeah. I drank two eggs from breakfast this morning and yeah, I really enjoyed it. A lot

00:02:41.880 of cool people there. Um, he's talking about his granddaughter's wiping the windows with his

00:02:48.240 eyelashes. Uh, black group says you're the only red pill contact guy I watch. I just like that.

00:02:53.240 You're willing to talk about everything and don't spew the same shit. Every single stream,

00:02:56.480 W sneaker. Yeah, I'm trying to, well, today's going to be good. I'm just going to be a fun stream.

SNEAKO - July 31, 2023