SNEAKO - SNEAKO Triggers NPC's On Monkey!

00:00:00.000 They were from Portland

00:00:03.780 You're from Portland?

00:00:06.820 Yeah

00:00:07.320 Portland, Oregon or Portland, Maine?

00:00:09.920 Don't you do YouTube or something like that?

00:00:12.180 Nah, I don't

00:00:12.640 Don't you do nothing or something like nothing?

00:00:14.920 No, no, no, I'm Dean, that's serious

00:00:16.240 You look so much like that one

00:00:17.660 You know what I'm talking about

00:00:18.440 The YouTuber

00:00:19.400 Who, um

00:00:21.220 Who, uh, Niggahiga?

00:00:25.940 Is that you?

00:00:26.980 You say Niggahiga

00:00:27.860 Niggah

00:00:29.700 He said that I looked good

00:00:38.320 But you were for his friend

00:00:39.760 Yeah, you look good

00:00:41.200 But can you get the other one out of the screen?

00:00:42.660 Why do you have demon posters in the back?

00:00:46.160 Are you a Satanist or something?

00:00:49.780 That's literally Pennywise

00:00:51.540 It's Pennywise

00:00:52.360 Why would you put that on your wall?

00:00:54.260 And it's red?

00:00:55.480 It's very demonic in your house

00:00:57.020 Um, I have three more

00:01:00.160 Can I see them?

00:01:01.780 And my wall's a red

00:01:02.460 Can you see one of them?

00:01:05.260 I'm not walking around my room

00:01:06.400 Why would you put that on your wall?

00:01:10.300 Do you want spirits in your

00:01:11.620 What's the point?

00:01:14.200 I mean, yeah, it kind of

00:01:15.220 I think it'd be kind of cool

00:01:16.040 But you also have a Jesus cross on your neck

00:01:18.160 I'm pushing down the stairs by a ghost

00:01:20.580 He knew how to explain to people

00:01:22.140 Why you've fallen down the stairs

00:01:23.660 What did you just say?

00:01:30.060 You have a cross on your neck

00:01:33.000 So you're a Christian?

00:01:33.720 And you're allowing spirits in your bedroom

00:01:36.680 How is Pennywise a spirit?

00:01:39.200 I wasn't talking to the whale

00:01:42.080 But I'm asking you

00:01:43.340 Okay, bye

00:01:45.680 Alright, alright, alright, alright

00:01:47.200 Alright, alright, alright

00:01:48.200 Gorlock, chat, stop

00:01:49.980 What?

00:02:00.340 Shut up, fat bitch

00:02:06.480 What the fuck

00:02:07.280 Hey

00:02:08.360 Oh my god

00:02:09.700 Hey

00:02:10.600 Oh my god

00:02:11.320 Hey

00:02:12.100 Hey

00:02:13.540 What's up?

00:02:15.700 What's up?

00:02:16.320 Oh, okay

00:02:17.060 Never mind

00:02:17.680 You're about to crack any second

00:02:19.960 Uh, no

00:02:21.360 Alright

00:02:24.380 Hey

00:02:25.100 Listen

00:02:26.840 Hey

00:02:28.440 Hey

00:02:30.040 He kind of looks like, um

00:02:32.140 Your head looks like a bee

00:02:34.200 No

00:02:34.580 Don't

00:02:36.100 Same

00:02:37.100 What do you look like?

00:02:38.100 Can I see?

00:02:38.460 What do you look like though?

00:02:40.660 Uh

00:02:40.980 You probably won't want to see us

00:02:41.900 Because we in the dark

00:02:42.540 Wait, you know who he looks like?

00:02:44.380 Who?

00:02:44.680 Spooky from On My Block

00:02:45.980 For real

00:02:46.760 You look like Spooky

00:02:49.560 I look like Spooky?

00:02:52.980 From On My Block

00:02:54.380 Sit it up

00:02:55.580 How old is this person talking?

00:03:00.060 Um

00:03:00.480 I'm

00:03:01.220 I'm 21

00:03:02.120 Why is your voice like that?

00:03:06.100 Because I have

00:03:07.100 Because I have

00:03:07.120 Um

00:03:07.840 You won't judge, will you?

00:03:10.660 No, I won't judge

00:03:11.440 I have BVB

00:03:13.260 What is that?

00:03:15.680 Baby voice disorder

00:03:17.140 Oh

00:03:19.100 Can I see what you look like?

00:03:21.460 No

00:03:21.960 No

00:03:22.960 Why?

00:03:24.380 Because you're a dirty ass bitch

00:03:26.260 No

00:03:26.660 No

00:03:26.960 No

00:03:28.960 No

00:03:29.960 Oh my goodness

00:03:32.960 No

00:03:33.960 That's not nonsense

00:03:36.960 Sir, I am so sorry

00:03:40.160 Sir, I am so sorry

00:03:41.760 It's okay, ma'am

00:03:42.660 It's okay, ma'am

00:03:43.440 My name is Hubert

00:03:44.420 You can call me Hubie though

00:03:45.360 No

00:03:46.360 Nobody

00:03:46.640 Sir, BVB

00:03:47.360 Yo, can you tell that squeaky voice

00:03:49.800 Helium little baby fucking thing

00:03:51.320 To shut the fuck up right now

00:03:52.560 Before I pull up to Minneapolis

00:03:54.020 Oh, you're making him mad

00:03:55.280 You're pushing his buttons

00:03:56.480 You're pushing my buttons

00:03:58.080 Little baby voice fucking

00:03:59.320 You're pushing his

00:04:00.500 You're pushing his buttons

00:04:03.700 Your body's ankle

00:04:04.840 Looks like my phone died

00:04:06.760 Oopsie

00:04:08.340 Put the camera on that little baby

00:04:09.840 No

00:04:11.360 No

00:04:12.360 You want to see her feet?

00:04:14.360 I want to see

00:04:15.360 That Elmo voice looking mother fuck

00:04:17.360 Is that her foot?

00:04:19.360 Did she push your buttons?

00:04:21.360 Cause you seem mad now

00:04:22.360 Yeah, I'm a little mad

00:04:23.360 But it's okay

00:04:24.360 Bye

00:04:27.360 Flex the watch to the black people chat

00:04:29.360 What the fuck?

00:04:31.360 Hey

00:04:32.360 Hey, do you like my watch?

00:04:34.360 Yeah, aren't you the guy on Tic Tac?

00:04:36.360 I'm on Tic Tac?

00:04:38.360 Yeah, you on Tic Tac

00:04:40.360 I'm on Tic Tac

00:04:41.360 You on that Tic Tac

00:04:42.360 I ain't on Tic Tac before

00:04:44.360 No, you on that Tic Tac

00:04:47.360 How old are you?

00:04:49.360 Yeah

00:04:51.360 Okay

00:04:54.360 Not from the United States

00:04:59.360 That's crazy

00:05:01.360 I feel that

00:05:03.860 Hey

00:05:08.360 Hey

00:05:10.360 Hey

00:05:12.360 Hey

00:05:13.360 Hey

00:05:13.880 Hey

00:05:14.360 Oh

00:05:15.360 Hey

00:05:24.360 Hey

00:05:25.800 Hey

00:05:26.360 Hey

00:05:27.360 Hey

00:05:27.420 He looked like the nigga from on my block

00:05:29.420 I can see that ho-ass nigga

00:05:31.420 Hey, is that nigga from the

00:05:33.420 I seen that TikTok

00:05:35.420 on on my block

00:05:37.420 Bro, what?

00:05:39.420 Bro, what?

00:05:41.420 Hey, hey, you watch on my block?

00:05:43.420 No

00:05:45.420 Uh, so what you be watching on the TV and shit

00:05:51.420 Whoa, what?

00:05:53.420 Are you from like, where are you from on the left?

00:05:57.420 What you mean where am I from?

00:05:59.420 I'm just asking because you look like you washed up from Kenya

00:06:03.420 I am though

00:06:05.420 Oh word?

00:06:06.420 Oh, okay, okay. Are you African?

00:06:08.420 Yeah

00:06:09.420 Okay, why you your friend saying you?

00:06:11.420 Okay, you're lying right now

00:06:13.420 That's my little cousin bitch

00:06:15.420 Why you call me bitch you black?

00:06:17.420 Because you was a bitch

00:06:19.420 And I still look good though

00:06:21.420 And I still look good though, bitch

00:06:24.420 So what's up?

00:06:27.420 No

00:06:33.420 Hey, you know what?

00:06:34.420 You do look good

00:06:35.420 Don't let anybody ever tell you different

00:06:37.420 Yeah, smell my feet

00:06:39.420 You got dirty ass feet

00:06:43.420 I ain't gonna hold you

00:06:44.420 You got a dirty crib

00:06:45.420 You dirty and dusty in there

00:06:47.420 That shit disgusting

00:06:48.420 Hey, your little cousin has dirt

00:06:50.420 All over her foot

00:06:51.420 That shit is dumb

00:06:52.420 No

00:06:54.420 No, for real

00:06:55.420 I actually do smell that through my screen

00:06:57.420 That

00:06:58.420 I still look good though

00:07:03.420 I still look good though

00:07:04.420 Yo, I remember you

00:07:06.420 You remember me

00:07:07.420 I remember you

00:07:08.420 What are you doing on the girls part of monkey?

00:07:10.420 White man

00:07:12.420 Okay, sneaker

00:07:13.420 Really?

00:07:14.420 What are you doing here?

00:07:15.420 You know what we talked about last time?

00:07:18.420 I'm on Farming Clips

00:07:19.420 Yeah

00:07:20.420 Wait, did you know I was live and you're on Monkey Defy me?

00:07:22.420 Or like what are you doing?

00:07:23.420 No, actually I was just about to hop off

00:07:25.420 I was literally about to hop off

00:07:27.420 Oh, you know what you gotta hop off of?

00:07:29.420 Okay

00:07:30.420 Really?

00:07:31.420 My dick

00:07:32.420 Hop off

00:07:33.420 Hey, you with these IRL streams bro

00:07:36.420 Fire

00:07:37.420 They were saying when I was playing Cuck Simulator that that was an IRL stream and I did not appreciate that

00:07:41.420 But why you got Mona Lisa in the back?

00:07:44.420 You know, I went to the Louvre and had a cop, you know?

00:07:49.420 No, I didn't

00:07:50.420 Do you want to do an IRL stream? Why don't you pull up to Miami?

00:07:53.420 I'm actually I'm from

00:07:54.420 You probably don't remember obviously, but I'm from Florida so yeah, I'd love to pull up to Miami

00:07:59.420 What are some good ideas? What else should I do live on IRL stream?

00:08:05.420 The boxing's fire bro

00:08:06.420 The boxing is fire bro

00:08:07.420 Like and you're actually dude, you're not that I'm a boxing expert. You're good at boxing bro

00:08:11.420 I mean, let's go

00:08:12.420 I tattoo my dick all the time actually

00:08:14.420 You just hopped off you can hop back on

00:08:16.420 Why?

00:08:17.420 Wait, nevermind

00:08:18.420 Kidding

00:08:20.420 Boom, fuck up

00:08:22.420 What else should I do?

00:08:24.420 Yeah, keep up the gym, boxing, get Aiden

00:08:26.420 Get everybody in the gym bro

00:08:27.420 Get everybody in the gym bro

00:08:28.420 Get them right

00:08:29.420 Get them right

00:08:30.420 Get all the boys in the gym

00:08:33.420 Let's see free Fousey

00:08:35.420 Get foods

00:08:36.420 That would be good

00:08:37.420 That would be content bro

00:08:38.420 Help Fousey once he's free

00:08:40.420 Prayers for Fousey

00:08:42.420 Help him out and get him back started like that

00:08:45.420 Don't make that obviously like his mental health is important

00:08:47.420 Don't make that content

00:08:48.420 But when you're getting him back started in the swing of things like that would be dope

00:08:52.420 Be a good friend and all that

00:08:54.420 Just be

00:08:55.420 Just have fun

00:08:56.420 Yeah

00:08:58.420 What else?

00:08:59.420 I mean just

00:09:00.420 I mean what you do man like not to glaze or anything

00:09:02.420 I'ma hop off but like

00:09:05.420 With the IRL like interviews and stuff that you do

00:09:08.420 You know you did on YouTube

00:09:09.420 That type of content you did on YouTube

00:09:11.420 IRL like interviewing people on the streets

00:09:13.420 I mean that was cool

00:09:14.420 IRL interviews

00:09:15.420 Yeah

00:09:16.420 Okay

00:09:17.420 Especially about this

00:09:18.420 I mean there's a lot of stuff going on right now bro

00:09:19.420 Like

00:09:20.420 The Trump stuff and everything

00:09:21.420 There's a lot going on

00:09:22.420 There's a lot happening

00:09:23.420 Every day

00:09:24.420 It's pretty active

00:09:25.420 Streaming sucked for a while

00:09:26.420 It's starting to like

00:09:27.420 It's a nice

00:09:28.420 It's getting back bro

00:09:29.420 It's getting back

00:09:30.420 We're getting back bro

00:09:31.420 Yeah

00:09:32.420 You inspire me to be more consistent

00:09:33.420 Ever since meeting you bro

00:09:34.420 And that stream bro

00:09:35.420 I've been way more consistent bro

00:09:36.420 So thank you man

00:09:37.420 That's what I'm talking about man

00:09:39.420 That's what I'm talking about

00:09:40.420 What's your channel?

00:09:42.420 It's just my monkey name

00:09:43.420 Brookskinball

00:09:44.420 On what website?

00:09:47.420 You don't remember but

00:09:48.420 I do remember

00:09:49.420 I do remember

00:09:51.420 You didn't switch over huh?

00:09:54.420 Okay

00:09:55.420 Honestly bro

00:09:56.420 Since I met you again

00:09:57.420 And it was just God's

00:09:59.420 Like

00:10:00.420 Divine power bro

00:10:01.420 I'll

00:10:02.420 I'll create a rumble account bro

00:10:03.420 I'll create a rumble account

00:10:04.420 Will ya?

00:10:05.420 I'll give it

00:10:06.420 I'll give it

00:10:07.420 It works with OBS right?

00:10:08.420 I'll try it

00:10:09.420 Of course

00:10:10.420 Yes, yes

00:10:11.420 Rumble

00:10:12.420 Why does everyone think it's like

00:10:13.420 Yes, it's a regular website?

00:10:14.420 You have my word?

00:10:15.420 Yes, it's a regular website

00:10:16.420 Alright

00:10:17.420 This is weird

00:10:18.420 This is weird

00:10:19.420 Chat

00:10:20.420 Rate his chat

00:10:21.420 Rumble chat

00:10:22.420 Rate him right now

00:10:23.420 They're gonna

00:10:27.420 But I hope you know

00:10:28.420 They're gonna be a little bit

00:10:29.420 Autistic

00:10:31.420 Bro

00:10:32.420 Your chat was

00:10:33.420 Your chat

00:10:34.420 When they flooded my stream bro

00:10:35.420 Were correct

00:10:36.420 Nah, I'm used to it bro

00:10:37.420 I've had

00:10:38.420 Yeah, I'm used to it bro

00:10:39.420 I don't have a kick account

00:10:40.420 So I can't

00:10:41.420 I can't

00:10:42.420 But

00:10:43.420 I can't

00:10:44.420 Get a chat

00:10:45.420 Sneeko Simulator

00:10:46.420 Cuckoo

00:10:47.420 Yeah

00:10:48.420 Yeah

00:10:49.420 Keep going

00:10:50.420 Keep going

00:10:51.420 Keep going

00:10:52.420 Keep going

00:10:53.420 Yeah

00:10:54.420 Hey W Sneeko man

00:10:55.420 I appreciate you bro

00:10:56.420 Kick on top

00:10:57.420 Hey

00:10:58.420 You're gonna let him press

00:10:59.420 Alright

00:11:00.420 Alright

00:11:01.420 Okay

00:11:02.420 I don't wanna be that guy

00:11:03.420 But

00:11:04.420 Are you gonna

00:11:05.420 Consider other platforms

00:11:06.420 When your contract ends

00:11:07.420 Or no?

00:11:08.420 You alright

00:11:09.420 I mean

00:11:10.420 If you can't talk about it

00:11:11.420 I'm not gonna

00:11:12.420 You know what I'm saying

00:11:13.420 I'm not gonna be that guy

00:11:14.420 But

00:11:15.420 We'll see what happens

00:11:17.420 We'll see what happens

00:11:18.420 I don't wanna be that

00:11:19.420 Okay

00:11:20.420 I got you

00:11:21.420 Jigaboo Jigaboo Jigaboo

00:11:22.420 What is that even

00:11:23.420 Okay, I don't even know what that means

00:11:24.420 Yeah, what does that mean bro?

00:11:25.420 Oh, what's that word too?

00:11:26.420 I don't know what that word is

00:11:27.420 Hey, bro

00:11:28.420 I hope you know

00:11:29.420 You just helped me get to affiliate man

00:11:31.420 Thank you bro

00:11:32.420 Thank you bro

00:11:33.420 Good stuff bro

00:11:34.420 Congrats man

00:11:35.420 Thank you bro

00:11:36.420 God bless you bro

00:11:37.420 God bless you bro

00:11:38.420 God bless you bro

00:11:39.420 I'll see you soon inshallah

00:11:40.420 Peace

00:11:41.420 Peace brooks

00:11:42.420 Peace brooks

00:11:43.420 Brooks can't ball

00:11:46.420 Yes sir

00:11:47.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:11:55.420 You're pretty

00:11:59.420 Wow, it's funny that the dude in the girl section

00:12:01.420 That was the best conversation all night

00:12:03.420 Is that gay?

00:12:04.420 Yeah

00:12:05.420 What's up besties?

00:12:06.420 I don't care

00:12:07.420 I genuinely don't care about these girls

00:12:12.420 Oh, I know you bro

00:12:14.420 Turn your camera on

00:12:15.420 Chesh, I just go on Amigo

00:12:16.420 Monkey sucks

00:12:17.420 Monkey's been so mid today

00:12:20.420 It's just

00:12:21.420 It's just

00:12:22.420 It's just

00:12:23.420 It's just

00:12:25.420 Yeah, I'm gonna go on Amigo

00:12:26.420 Seagull tied of black girls

00:12:27.420 Oh God, I am

00:12:28.420 I know I am

00:12:29.420 I'm not even gonna try to like beat those allegations

00:12:31.420 I'm tired of

00:12:32.420 Every single one

00:12:33.420 It's still popping up right now

00:12:34.420 It's all

00:12:35.420 It's all just black girls with the chirps in the back

00:12:36.420 It's all just black girls with the chirps in the back

00:12:47.420 Bro, it's Nico

00:12:48.420 Yo, it's dude that

00:12:50.420 What's up man? How you doing?

00:12:51.420 What's up man? How you doing?

00:12:54.420 Oh my God, it's actual

00:12:57.420 Bro, why'd they kick you off of YouTube?

00:13:00.420 See, at least you know

00:13:01.420 They kicked me off of YouTube for COVID misinformation, election misinformation

00:13:04.420 You know how it goes

00:13:05.420 But they're trying to put COVID back

00:13:06.420 They want us to be masked up again

00:13:07.420 So, at least I can talk freely about that on Rumble

00:13:10.420 Hey, how's your day going? One through ten

00:13:15.420 Did you do push-ups today?

00:13:17.420 Uh, no

00:13:19.420 What'd you do today? What'd you get done today?

00:13:22.420 Um, I ran three miles though

00:13:24.420 Is that good?

00:13:26.420 You ran three miles?

00:13:27.420 Yeah

00:13:28.420 For real?

00:13:29.420 Yeah, for real, for real

00:13:31.420 Why do I feel like you're lying?

00:13:33.420 Bro, how can I not lose weight in peace?

00:13:36.420 Oh my God

00:13:37.420 Can you not lose weight in what?

00:13:41.420 In, like, I'm, I'm losing weight

00:13:43.420 I'm in a, like, a losing weight journey

00:13:45.420 So, like

00:13:46.420 So, you're good

00:13:47.420 Wait, well, put the camera back on

00:13:48.420 What do you, uh, how much you weigh right now?

00:13:50.420 Uh, 140

00:13:51.420 I was 185

00:13:53.420 Why do you want to keep losing weight?

00:13:54.420 140 is really light

00:13:56.420 I, it doesn't, I'm not, it doesn't look like it

00:14:00.420 Well, I'm like, I'm six foot

00:14:03.420 Six foot 140?

00:14:04.420 Are you fucking

00:14:05.420 Bro, but

00:14:08.420 I'm like, I'm so fat

00:14:10.420 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

00:14:11.420 You have body dysmorphia, you know that, right?

00:14:13.420 You're six foot 140?

00:14:14.420 Stop losing weight

00:14:15.420 Go lift some weights

00:14:17.420 180 was not even fat

00:14:18.420 I mean, maybe it was chubby on you, but

00:14:20.420 Bro, stop losing weight

00:14:24.420 Alright, damn

00:14:26.420 Stop

00:14:28.420 Yo, promise me, promise me tomorrow

00:14:30.420 You'll go eat a steak

00:14:33.420 Start eating more protein

00:14:34.420 You don't need a bunch of carbs

00:14:35.420 Eat some steak

00:14:36.420 And then lift some weights

00:14:37.420 Easy

00:14:39.420 Alright, okay

00:14:40.420 Promise?

00:14:42.420 I will, I promise, I promise

00:14:44.420 Pinky promise

00:14:46.420 Pinky promise, Pinky promise

00:14:48.420 Alright, that was a little bit gay, but I'm glad

00:14:50.420 You swear

00:14:51.420 On God

00:14:52.420 On God

00:14:53.420 On God

00:14:54.420 On my mama

00:14:55.420 What are you gonna do for the next month?

00:14:56.420 Tomorrow, you know what you're supposed to

00:14:57.420 What are you gonna do for the next month?

00:14:58.420 Steak and lift weights, right?

00:15:00.420 On God

00:15:01.420 Yeah, yeah

00:15:03.420 Hey, stay up bro

00:15:04.420 Good to meet you

00:15:05.420 You too

00:15:08.420 Wait, wait, hold up, hold up

00:15:09.420 Before we go

00:15:10.420 10 push-ups?

00:15:12.420 I can't, I can't

00:15:13.420 No

00:15:14.420 You can't do 10 push-ups?

00:15:15.420 I, no

00:15:17.420 I can't, I can't

00:15:18.420 I actually can't

00:15:20.420 Why can't you, what do you mean you can't do 10 push-ups?

00:15:27.420 Yes, you can

00:15:29.420 Yes, you can

00:15:30.420 What's your name?

00:15:31.420 What's your name?

00:15:32.420 Liam

00:15:33.420 Liam

00:15:34.420 Yes, you can

00:15:36.420 Get up

00:15:37.420 And do 10

00:15:38.420 Get up

00:15:39.420 Get up

00:15:40.420 Get up

00:15:41.420 Get up

00:15:42.420 Oh my God

00:15:43.420 Get up, get up, get up

00:15:44.420 We're doing 10

00:15:45.420 Okay

00:15:46.420 We're doing 10

00:15:47.420 I'm doing them

00:15:48.420 I'm doing them

00:15:49.420 I can't

00:15:50.420 Oh my God

00:15:51.420 It's not about can or not

00:15:53.420 It's not about can

00:15:54.420 You will

00:15:55.420 Come on

00:15:56.420 10

00:15:58.420 Okay

00:15:59.420 Now

00:16:00.420 Stop

00:16:01.420 Now

00:16:02.420 Now

00:16:03.420 This is the time

00:16:04.420 Okay

00:16:05.420 Ready?

00:16:06.420 Okay, alright

00:16:07.420 Put the camera, put the camera so I can see you

00:16:09.420 Dude, I

00:16:11.420 I fucking

00:16:12.420 Is that good?

00:16:13.420 Okay, good

00:16:14.420 Ready?

00:16:15.420 Get down

00:16:16.420 10

00:16:17.420 Go

00:16:18.420 Go

00:16:19.420 Go

00:16:20.420 Oh my God

00:16:21.420 Oh my God

00:16:22.420 Yes

00:16:23.420 Yes

00:16:24.420 Yes

00:16:25.420 Yes

00:16:27.420 I can't

00:16:29.420 Oh my God, bro

00:16:30.420 This is crazy

00:16:31.420 Finish it

00:16:32.420 Finish it

00:16:33.420 Finish it

00:16:34.420 Finish it

00:16:35.420 That wasn't 10

00:16:36.420 Keep going

00:16:37.420 i can't bro i can't do that go go i don't i don't even know

00:16:43.680 do it i don't even know liam do it i don't know i don't know how to do push-ups

00:16:50.660 do it you were doing it put the camera back down and do it i did mine you do yours

00:16:55.960 liam stop okay all right damn damn go

00:17:07.420 yes two all the way to the floor chest lower chest lower chest to the floor

00:17:13.720 four breathing away keep going keep going stop stop keep going keep going

00:17:20.180 how do you want me to do that i can't go finish it oh my god stop shut the foot no

00:17:27.940 shut up and keep it finish it chest to the floor breathe on the way up

00:17:31.340 how all the way to i cannot go all the way to the floor

00:17:37.280 do it you will do it it's not about can you are going to do it right now

00:17:42.000 finish it oh my god damn you got this

00:17:47.760 i can't i can't i literally i actually cannot go all the way to the floor

00:17:53.640 try it at least do it if you can't make it back up at least you did it and failed

00:17:57.540 put your chest to the floor go now

00:17:59.940 like all the way to the floor yes yes yes you did it you did it

00:18:08.200 keep going fuck keep going yeah bro i fucking i i have bad knees i can't i can't

00:18:14.720 that bad knees knees

00:18:17.720 what do your ancestors think right now think about how many generations

00:18:32.940 how many generations of people it took to create you liam

00:18:38.100 your ancestors fought in wars and died in famines

00:18:42.600 generations of people crossed borders took boats to places and you can't do 10 push-ups

00:18:50.340 your ancestors fought for food they had to hunt they had to find dinner

00:18:59.160 and you can't do 10 push-ups because of your fucking knees

00:19:04.880 look at me

00:19:21.120 finish it

00:19:28.640 yes

00:19:39.640 yes

00:19:41.640 yes

00:19:42.640 keep going keep going stop talking to me stop making excuses and finish it

00:19:45.640 yes

00:19:49.640 chest to the floor

00:19:50.640 yes

00:19:51.640 breathe

00:19:54.640 yes

00:19:55.640 who's gonna carry the boats

00:20:00.640 bro that that

00:20:06.640 enough of you liam

00:20:12.640 you remember we have to do tomorrow

00:20:14.640 yes sir

00:20:16.640 okay

00:20:17.640 do not let me down it's more important don't let your ancestors down

00:20:22.640 sneaker what the fuck

00:20:32.640 hey man what's going on bro did you find any girls in here yet or no

00:20:35.640 bro there's plenty of them but with a fucking wrist suggestion hell no

00:20:39.640 we ain't gonna find nothing i'm selling you right now

00:20:43.640 why did you put in riz i put in riz like actually i was looking for zirka but you pulled up on my stream but i mean come on

00:20:50.640 why are you who i was looking for zirka come on sneaker don't don't play dumb on me

00:20:56.640 why why are you trying to find him

00:20:58.640 i don't know man i just want to talk to him actually like the flat earth thing is he's got to my head to be honest

00:21:03.640 you want to talk about flat earth

00:21:06.640 yeah i mean i could discuss it a little bit you know

00:21:09.640 talk

00:21:10.640 he sounds like a little bit like an interesting guy i don't know like he's been talking about the bible and the fact that it's been like mentioning about how to add like the

00:21:18.640 the

00:21:22.640 yo sneaker

00:21:23.640 what's poppin man

00:21:24.640 bro

00:21:25.640 holy fuck

00:21:27.640 what's good man

00:21:28.640 bro

00:21:29.640 i was looking for uh zirka on here

00:21:31.640 bro what you don't fuck with him

00:21:38.640 sneaker

00:21:39.640 what's up man who are you looking for on here

00:21:41.640 nothing

00:21:43.640 okay good

00:21:44.640 where are the girls

00:21:46.640 tiktok instead of riz

00:21:52.640 sneaker

00:21:53.640 sneaker

00:21:54.640 bro i love you bro

00:21:55.640 oh god i love you

00:21:56.640 where do i stream

00:21:57.640 rumble rumble

00:21:58.640 i love you bro

00:21:59.640 like dead ass bro like you changed my life i'm god

00:22:02.640 like bro you were the first streamer i started watching bro

00:22:05.640 that like really like just like

00:22:07.640 got me on self improvement bro like i love you bro

00:22:10.640 like real talk bro

00:22:13.640 that's what i'm talking about man

00:22:14.640 can i do pushups with you

00:22:16.640 can i do pushups with you

00:22:17.640 can i do pushups with you

00:22:18.640 all right ten fine fine fine fine

00:22:20.640 bro oh god i love you bro

00:22:22.640 oh god i love you bro

00:22:26.640 okay ten

00:22:37.640 easy easy

00:22:38.640 easy

00:22:39.640 yes sir

00:22:40.640 bro

00:22:41.640 easy

00:22:46.640 no fucking way

00:22:47.640 what's up man

00:22:48.640 bro are there girls in here or no

00:22:51.640 yo

00:22:53.640 hey okay no

00:22:55.640 okay let's just put in uh

00:22:56.640 tick tock

00:22:57.640 let's just put in uh

00:22:58.640 tick tock

00:23:13.640 yeah nah

00:23:14.640 in this case

00:23:15.640 hey i missed you

00:23:17.640 hey i missed you

00:23:19.640 hello i missed you too

00:23:20.640 yeah you were my dream last night but i'm glad i can see you again

00:23:25.640 what's your name

00:23:27.640 i'm sophia

00:23:28.640 sophia

00:23:29.640 hmm

00:23:30.640 with an f

00:23:31.640 even who

00:23:32.640 with an f

00:23:34.640 with an f

00:23:35.640 with an f

00:23:36.640 much better much better

00:23:37.640 um

00:23:38.640 what's uh what do your tattoos mean

00:23:41.640 oh i took both

00:23:42.640 and then i have a son

00:23:43.640 because i like the son

00:23:46.640 you have a son

00:23:48.640 a son

00:23:49.640 oh son

00:23:50.640 okay okay okay okay okay

00:23:51.640 do you want to have a son

00:23:53.640 i do

00:23:54.640 do you

00:23:55.640 of course i do

00:23:56.640 how old are you

00:23:58.640 how old do you think i am

00:24:00.640 uh hopefully over 18

00:24:01.640 because you have a bunch of tattoos

00:24:03.640 yeah i'm 18

00:24:05.640 you're 18

00:24:06.640 yep

00:24:07.640 oh perfect are you vaccinated

00:24:11.640 why did you question

00:24:13.640 because if we're gonna have a son

00:24:14.640 you gotta be unvaccinated

00:24:15.640 no

00:24:17.640 yeah

00:24:19.640 are you lying to me

00:24:20.640 you're just waiting to see what i wanted

00:24:21.640 no

00:24:23.640 you're unvaccinated

00:24:28.640 why didn't you get it

00:24:33.640 what do you mean

00:24:34.640 why did you not take the vaccine

00:24:36.640 i did

00:24:41.640 oh

00:24:42.640 well

00:24:48.640 oh

00:24:49.640 what's that uh that new streaming site that everybody's going to

00:24:54.640 that was funny

00:24:56.640 who the fuck is

00:24:58.640 why are you cursing at me young lady

00:24:59.640 you're cursing at me young lady

00:25:03.640 who

00:25:05.640 i swear to god i'm not cursing at you

00:25:07.640 why do you have so much attitude young lady

00:25:10.640 i don't have attitude

00:25:12.640 why are you looking at your phone instead of talking to me

00:25:14.640 you're better than me

00:25:15.640 why are you

00:25:17.640 yeah

00:25:18.640 you're not even looking at anything right now

00:25:19.640 you're like being passive like scrolling pretending

00:25:20.640 just put your phone down let's have a moment let's talk

00:25:23.640 what's your name young lady

00:25:28.640 huh

00:25:29.640 what's your name

00:25:30.640 i'm not talking to you

00:25:31.640 what

00:25:32.640 why are you on omegle if you're not talking to me

00:25:33.640 what is the point

00:25:34.640 what is the point of this

00:25:36.640 do you see how dumb that is

00:25:37.640 your phone this

00:25:38.640 engage with what's in front of you for five seconds tiktok brain

00:25:41.640 how old are you

00:25:42.640 why are you yelling

00:25:43.640 okay because she was cursing at me

00:25:44.640 yeah it was i was in a good mood and now i'm mad

00:25:46.640 how old are you

00:25:47.640 how old are you

00:25:49.640 are you like

00:25:50.640 are you like a youtuber or something

00:25:51.640 no i'm not

00:25:52.640 it says rumble right here

00:25:53.640 dummy

00:25:54.640 but how

00:25:55.640 how old are you

00:25:56.640 it's a website where it's better than youtube

00:26:00.640 why

00:26:01.640 why

00:26:02.640 you know i can hear you whispering off to the side right

00:26:04.640 you're not being

00:26:05.640 sorry at all

00:26:06.640 i have really good headphones i heard every single word you said

00:26:08.640 i'm trying to figure out what she's saying

00:26:10.640 forget about her engage in the moment

00:26:11.640 look this is the moment where now your attention bank be directed in one place instead of five places

00:26:15.640 tiktok has fried your brain everything is always distracted engage in this moment right now

00:26:21.640 i'm not on tiktok

00:26:23.640 of course you are

00:26:25.640 no i'm not

00:26:27.640 okay so what do you do what's your thing what do you like to do

00:26:33.640 my feet

00:26:38.640 i'm sorry

00:26:39.640 what

00:26:40.640 i'm sorry

00:26:41.640 i'm sorry

00:26:42.640 okay i'm talking now i'm focused now

00:26:43.640 okay what's your name

00:26:44.640 okay what's your name

00:26:46.640 what

00:26:50.640 what is your name

00:26:52.640 Tatiana

00:26:53.640 Tatiana

00:26:54.640 how old are you

00:26:57.640 16

00:26:59.640 goodbye forever

00:27:01.640 what a waste of fucking time

00:27:02.640 oh my

00:27:03.640 AHHHHH

00:27:06.640 AHHHHH

00:27:07.640 AHHHHH

00:27:08.640 what's your name

00:27:09.640 what's your name

00:27:10.640 what's your name

00:27:14.640 oh man why did you do that

00:27:16.640 sorry

00:27:18.640 i'm sorry i didn't need to

00:27:19.640 are you uh Aiden Ross fan

00:27:22.640 i don't know

00:27:23.640 i don't know who that is

00:27:25.640 okay

00:27:26.640 whoa

00:27:27.640 Annabelle in the chat hold up hold up

00:27:28.640 uh some girl hold up

00:27:29.640 can i ask you

00:27:30.640 she said uh

00:27:31.640 Sneeko can i be your virgin teen unvaccinated god fearing schizo wife

00:27:35.640 you think should i wife up this girl

00:27:36.640 yes

00:27:37.640 yo i should

00:27:38.640 yeah

00:27:42.640 who do you want to get married to do you want to get married one day

00:27:45.640 yeah

00:27:46.640 what is your ideal wife

00:27:48.640 a woman

00:27:49.640 a woman

00:27:50.640 nice man

00:27:51.640 hey

00:27:52.640 that's what i'm talking about

00:27:53.640 that's what i'm talking about

00:27:57.640 yo

00:27:58.640 i don't know

00:27:59.640 that's cool man

00:28:00.640 what do you do for fun

00:28:01.640 uh

00:28:02.640 i don't know i'll just play games

00:28:03.640 on my computer

00:28:05.640 csgo

00:28:07.640 on

00:28:08.640 i don't know

00:28:10.640 i don't know what games you play

00:28:11.640 you don't know anything

00:28:12.640 you don't know anything

00:28:14.640 uh no

00:28:15.640 who's the best streamer

00:28:19.640 uh

00:28:22.640 uh

00:28:23.640 i don't know

00:28:24.640 do you want to do ten pushups

00:28:26.640 uh

00:28:28.640 uh

00:28:29.640 uh

00:28:30.640 you

00:28:31.640 sneeko

00:28:32.640 yes yes good answer

00:28:33.640 ten pushups ten pushups

00:28:34.640 no

00:28:35.640 no

00:28:36.640 no

00:28:37.640 what the fuck

00:28:38.640 i disagree

00:28:43.640 my name is charlie i live in massachusetts

00:28:50.640 come get me i live in massachusetts

00:28:53.640 i'll come right now

00:28:58.640 okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry charlie

00:29:02.640 what do you think of um

00:29:06.640 i lied about my name that was a lie

00:29:09.640 do you prefer running or skipping

00:29:11.640 running

00:29:13.640 i prefer skipping

00:29:15.640 i don't know what he did

00:29:16.640 haha

00:29:17.640 okay

00:29:21.640 snakeo

00:29:24.640 hey

00:29:25.640 what's your name

00:29:27.640 okay snakeo because

00:29:29.640 i wasn't being able to come back

00:29:30.640 snake oh hey what's your name hey snake oh you want to debate about uh being a muslim

00:29:45.100 let's go cook me pause okay first uh premise god cannot exist unless he has great making

00:29:54.820 properties unity and diversity why because great making properties have to be perfect and eternal

00:30:03.680 outside of space and time to create space and time okay rebuttal why do you think that we can even

00:30:09.880 comprehend what god is or what he is or how it is why do you think that for example you have a

00:30:17.840 smartphone in front of you this phone is smart no it's a smartphone right it's intelligent has access

00:30:24.140 to all information does this phone an iphone invented by steve jobs know what steve jobs is

00:30:30.700 no the google thing you can search it up but it doesn't know it has no comprehension of its creator

00:30:36.740 something that was created is too stupid to comprehend the designer we will never know

00:30:42.040 exactly what god is um well what if he's been revealed right through a through a an uh a text

00:30:50.580 right a text in which he reveals himself perfectly his word message his message can be revealed but

00:30:56.400 what he is cannot be revealed we will never be able to comprehend well how do how can you conclude

00:31:04.220 that we'll never be able to comprehend it you know what i mean

00:31:06.640 because uh for what i just said you're not going to be able to to understand the designer it's it's more

00:31:15.520 intelligent it's not it's not really for us and our whole existence here is to be able to to do the

00:31:21.120 right thing so that we can make it to jana i agree i agree i agree but um but right now i'm watching

00:31:28.780 zirka and and it's it's so it's so degenerate man it's crazy but it's so funny you think he's degenerate

00:31:36.380 no i don't think so i don't think zirka is a degenerate i just think he's doing

00:31:40.260 you know lively things for a stream like into intense controversial things for a stream just

00:31:46.420 to be you know what i mean to to be that light that hope for people who do believe in christ and

00:31:51.920 who you know what i mean that it's kind of can i ask you a question can god be a man

00:31:58.000 um yes because jesus said i am the alpha and omega right no man comes to the father except through me

00:32:07.000 he also said who did jesus pray to uh jesus prayed to the father which is exactly equal to him right

00:32:14.700 and equal to the holy spirit so they're all equal together okay same god did the father pray to the

00:32:20.520 son um the son prayed to the father the father prays to the son the father prays for the son not to

00:32:28.820 the son right right see the difference it cannot be equal if the son prays to the father how is it equal

00:32:34.380 to the father if the father prays for the son but not to the son the father is superior well i could

00:32:39.940 explain it like this like unity among diversity means that you can have three personas into one

00:32:45.380 being one major whole being right if god is perfect and he's omnipotent he could do whatever he wants

00:32:52.000 and and within within logical confines of what we know is logic right then he's perfect he could he

00:32:57.260 could be perfection he could be truth uh altogether so that means that all of truth is perfection that

00:33:03.180 means that uh three is the perfection of nature right three can a man be perfect well a man cannot

00:33:12.980 be perfect but a man can strive to be perfect right and but jesus never sinned though right so jesus was

00:33:20.460 sinless so that makes him not a real not a true man he technically jesus wasn't a man he was god

00:33:26.300 because he was sin sinless sinless means jesus was not a man well no jesus was he he came in a manly

00:33:35.840 body but he is god in flesh he's the word of god in flesh that's what he is so he's the word of god

00:33:43.400 in flesh that's what the bible says the word the word was was god uh the word was god from the very

00:33:48.800 beginning and the word was of god and the word was god you know i mean that's that's that that's

00:33:54.920 through it in the bible it's prophetically claimed in the bible long before jesus was born and they

00:34:00.020 prophetically claimed uh prophetically predicted that his name was yeshua ha-mashiach so as we

00:34:05.720 established so he was the form of god in a man so not a man but then if he was a form of god why did

00:34:12.860 he pray to god if he is god well to humble himself right to humble himself since he's perfect you're

00:34:19.600 saying himself if he's perfect he wouldn't need to humble himself well no he does need to humble

00:34:24.360 himself to set an example so that his disciples can learn how to humble themselves right so his

00:34:29.180 prayer was performative it wasn't genuine well it wasn't just informative it was a genuine you know

00:34:35.580 uh a genuine aspect of our human divinity how we can bridge gaps between dimensions and universes

00:34:41.660 right and realms so why did jesus pray by himself um jesus prayed by himself because like like i said

00:34:50.260 it was it was out of lack of pride right he didn't want to boast in front of anybody and show that and

00:34:55.280 like he didn't want to be prideful he didn't want to be like the jews who who who prayed in front of

00:35:00.420 everybody in public and and you know paid people to pray for them and all this stuff they made it into

00:35:05.540 like a business you know i mean that's why jesus whipped them with the whip and everything and like

00:35:09.820 chased them and said that you guys are all you know uh slaves of the devil i'm trying to get it to

00:35:14.400 your belief how if jesus is god in the form of a man why would he need to pray how would he have

00:35:23.520 been deceived how would he have not seen everything that happened why would god put i mean why would

00:35:29.560 jesus who is god apparently put his head to the floor and pray to god if he is god that and you're

00:35:37.420 saying that god prayed for his son not to his son i that's the first time i've ever heard a christian

00:35:43.200 make the claim that god prays i've never even conceptualized the fact that god would pray because

00:35:49.720 well that's the thing and that's what jesus did that well that's the whole point of jesus right the

00:35:54.740 whole point of jesus is so that god can come down in man's body and take the sin of the penalty for

00:35:59.320 all your sin and take all your sin on the cross and forgive all your sin so you could inherit the

00:36:04.460 holy ghost you could actually receive the holy ghost from from heaven and it'd become alive in

00:36:09.880 your heart today right now that's the only way that jesus actually exists that's the only way that

00:36:16.120 jesus that's the only message that jesus came down to bring was that all your sins are forgiven and

00:36:21.140 under him under his authority all your sins are forgiven basically he's the only one who's able to

00:36:25.640 forgive sins because he was sinless he was tempted many times in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights

00:36:32.200 with no food or water from the devil the devil himself and jesus never sinned and not once in

00:36:38.180 all those temptations all those journeys in his 33 years of living so if god if god is um if jesus was

00:36:44.520 god in the form of a man why would god even have temptation if god created everything god created

00:36:51.340 temptation why would the creator of sin have like struggled to be tempted by sin that it's like it's

00:36:59.800 like how would the designer become victim to his own design that's a really good point sneaker but um

00:37:09.500 the reason he would come victim to his own design is because the trinity is a loop it's three in nature

00:37:15.740 right so three six nine the keys to the universe just like nikola tesla said right so i don't know if

00:37:22.140 you know who nikola tesla is of course but um but yeah like i'm i watch you though sneaker so i definitely

00:37:28.840 i've i'm fine on kind of what you know and what you but you're also saying it's all equal but then

00:37:34.140 but you've also established that jesus prays to god but god doesn't pray to jesus that doesn't seem

00:37:38.880 equal that seems like there's a that is literally a hierarchy you know you pray to your superior

00:37:43.680 yeah yeah well it's it's a divine hierarchy right well no it is equal it is equal because everybody who

00:37:50.920 has the holy ghost is the authority in heaven cannot be equal well a hierarchy in heaven in

00:37:58.280 perfection can be equal because it's outside of space and time a hierarchy in this dimension cannot

00:38:02.500 be equal in the fleshly world cannot be equal a hierarchy here cannot be equal yes i agree but

00:38:07.340 a hierarchy in heaven on earth the authority of heaven on earth jesus is heaven jesus the only heaven

00:38:12.760 that exists is heaven it is heaven that's like jesus like jesus said um this this heaven will pass

00:38:19.880 away and this earth will pass away but my word will never pass away and his word he was talking

00:38:23.900 about himself he is the word he's he is god he is he is uh he's the everlasting father he said i'm the

00:38:30.340 alpha and the omega no no man comes to the father except through me right and he also said and many other

00:38:37.040 um he said i am he said i am i was before abraham and i always was there's many different quotes from the

00:38:45.340 many different passages from the bible in which he uh clearly states that he is god incarnate that he

00:38:50.680 that he that people should praise him that they should look upon him there's also verse in the

00:38:56.120 bible where he prays to god well yes yes of course because jesus like that's what it's hard to explain

00:39:02.720 because the trinity is is all equal and it's all it's all the unity among diversity right so it's unity

00:39:08.480 among diversity so you have to remember that like every anything that is perfect has to have unity

00:39:13.220 among diversity in order to have in order to determine the set of all particular realities

00:39:17.700 in order to be the determining factor of all particular realities and all particularities

00:39:22.760 um the whole truth needs to be recognized as perfect it needs to be exactly perfect with all great

00:39:31.740 making properties which means it needs to have unity among diversity and it cannot have just

00:39:37.620 only unity or only diversity otherwise it will not be perfect

00:39:40.980 and the holy spirit the holy spirit is the trinity which which is three in nature three is the magic

00:39:49.060 number in nature what is the holy spirit the holy spirit is it's truly your divine consciousness

00:39:57.380 your true higher self who you really are who your true self is who you're who your most perfect self

00:40:02.140 is on earth your your authority self your your order self your uh pure self you know i mean that's

00:40:08.360 what the holy spirit is it's you well it it's it's it's the kingdom of heaven in you and residing in you

00:40:16.360 to allow you to have the seven divine gifts in which you were born with heaven is in me heaven will can

00:40:24.120 be in you if you accept and believe upon jesus as your lord and savior and so you have heaven inside of

00:40:29.520 you yeah i have heaven living inside of me i've actually like jesus has been able to cast away

00:40:34.200 devils from people so when you die you go to your body um when i die i will be judged right there will

00:40:42.960 be judgment upon my soul if you're judged properly you're gonna go to your body because heaven's in

00:40:47.100 your body well yeah technically well no technically yes i will go in my body i'll have a i'll have a

00:40:53.800 reincarnated body jesus promises us a um you're gonna reincarnate a new body a new heaven and a new earth

00:41:00.520 right so there's gonna be a uh the end of heaven the end of earth and there's gonna be a new a new

00:41:06.160 heaven and a new earth and new bodies new reincarnated christian bodies we're perfect bodies like

00:41:11.760 perfect like not not like not like um fleshly but like ethereal like etheric bodies you know what i mean

00:41:19.080 okay all right you're very articulate i think that i like the fact that you actually have faith you

00:41:23.980 could tell well i did i do i do enjoy this interaction i do honor you sneaker because um

00:41:30.600 you know who can't you know what i mean like who can't like give you the respect you deserve you know

00:41:35.180 what i mean you you you're obviously a formidable intellect within the industry and within you know

00:41:41.560 what i mean within entertainment in general in modern day streaming and podcasts and stuff you know

00:41:46.220 what i mean so um thanks a lot man you're you know you're do you have any cocaine to read the bible

00:41:52.020 with later no no cocaine just nicotine and weed thc natural organic uh thc okay all right be safe bro

00:42:06.000 love you say sneaker hopefully we talk again all right inshallah hindu christian lmfao

00:42:12.520 what's your least favorite race

00:42:26.920 what you looking for we got what you looking for i'm looking for you sweetheart how old are you

00:42:41.640 32 32 i'm seven

00:42:44.600 i'm seven

00:42:44.640 i'm seven

00:42:46.640 i'm seven

00:42:48.640 thinking will i live another 24 i gotta go because i got me a drop top and if i hit the switch

00:43:06.040 i can make the

00:43:07.360 he's good at that do it again

00:43:15.540 stop he's frozen

00:43:17.700 no he's

00:43:19.000 don't scare me like that

00:43:25.320 ah you know

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SNEAKO - August 26, 2023

SNEAKO Triggers NPC's On Monkey!

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