SNEAKO - July 10, 2024
SNEAKO Trolls Other Streamers On Chained Together
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 42 minutes
Words per Minute
171.02954
Hate Speech Sentences
167
Summary
In this episode, we talk about a lot of different things, but the main topic of discussion is threesomes. We talk about our own experiences and the ones we have with our exes, and the things they have done to us. We also talk about the things that have happened to us in the past and how we have dealt with them.
Transcript
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oh my god two man two man two man yo t you look at this two man i set up for us nico
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you and i'm with tina uh hello everybody what do you mean two man what's going on
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we're playing a game we're gonna play games and then we're gonna fly them out and then
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we don't gotta say the other shit we want to do but you feel me like you know that
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well they're nice ladies we can be respectful and get to know them first
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well i already know them you can know them you can know them i met celine the other day on monkey
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she um she had a big argument with zirka no yeah but it wasn't it wasn't with you though she's cool
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with you tina nice to meet you that's uh that's a nice pussy thank you nice to meet you too how do
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you know kami over here uh he just came in my chat one time and asked me to play what you literally
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slid in my dm why are you lying nope nope you're not dandong you can do that no you want dandong's
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dick what the fuck you're not dandong's anyway siku i added to the car so we can play you want to
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play chain together chain together i gotta download it yeah it's on steam okay okay let me download
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it and he she's on twitch by the way i'm on ban on twitch i'm good so i know i know you're saying
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don't say um every f-word shot yeah yeah yeah yeah i won't say every f-word shot okay all right
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but all right but if you want you can drive back when it's downloaded okay or you can just stay in
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the car i don't matter wait selena you always look like you're like dissatisfied like you always look
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like i look satisfied she's going through a lot bro she's going through a lot yeah i had a long
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fucking weekend they're saying she got sandwiched in miami yeah they're trying there's some crazy
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allegations on my fucking name tell me about it i didn't hear anything so basically they ran a train
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on her in miami no no no no long story short nobody ran a train on me in miami they're allegedly i got
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sandwiched what is it what does that mean sandwich the threesome like sandwiched like i'm the fucking
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she was sucking dick and then somebody was fucking her from the back oh that's what it means
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what else are you gonna how else would you have sex what the fuck i don't know i thought like
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everyone's straight down oh maybe so what actually happened what the fuck i wasn't even there was no
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encounter with a sandwich that never happened so i left do people so basically because i got in a
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fight with my friend who i was like staying with because he didn't he like he didn't invite my ex to
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the house but he like gave my ex the green flag to come to the house and um uh yeah when i when he
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gave him the green flag i got mad so i didn't want to be there so i left and then they didn't know
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where i was so they assumed that i was having a threesome
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okay you're yapping are you single or not i am oh okay i'm yapping i fucking gave you the most like
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straightforward explanation she yo she's gonna act like this good girl she is she is not a good girl
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she is a freak nigga what the fuck are you a freak or a good girl no i'm not a freak we're not freaks
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over here sneaker trust me oh my god okay i like what what the fuck what what did you say
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how's what i said tell him uh uh something what tell him what that you fuck sneaker i mean i mean
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that you fuck what did i fuck jideon yeah didn't you tell me that no i didn't why what's wrong with
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you who says that oh so what the fuck happened with me and jideon nothing happened between me
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and jideon what the fuck i didn't even meet him in person oh oh my fault what the hell okay wait
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is anyone here is anyone here on only fans we're not nope oh tina tina you should start only fans
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why is that like a good or a bad thing you like only fans i do not oh okay they were saying you did
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but i guess they were lying no no i don't do wait so you got both of these girls who do you think
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look better to you uh i don't know i mean i can only see their face yeah i have to see like more
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to be able to tell off the face who do you think look better though um wait tina are you cuban
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are you look like a miami girl no i'm greek you're greek oh you're a malakia
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okay yeah celine you're lebanese right yeah okay you could be habibti so i i personally prefer um
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wait what are you mexican yeah i'm mexican yeah me and kambi like we go way back that's my that's
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my vibe though a doll right there hang on yeah i'll download this game real quick all right let me
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know do you watch soccer yeah i do bro the euros have been super boring bro like it's so overrated
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nobody scored the whole tournament yeah i know wait uh what's it called spain's playing france
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bro that should be good i don't care the ghost playing tomorrow mess
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kambi i saw you play soccer it sucks that i'm blackball because like
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wallah i think i'm better than like all of these streamer players i used to play like at a really high
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level when i was a kid well what's the highest level you played i played at academy like you know
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christian pulisic i used to play against him so you play academy yeah did you ever reach mls level
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or no no no i played in um the gillette stadium i played in what that's it that's as far as i want
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oh here we go here we go password okay you're probably you're probably decent
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did you ever play in the uh espn world water center the one in orlando which one the the
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tournament orlando no no no i played uh i'm from up north i'm from new york oh
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there we go okay it's like character blocks what do you mean second team are you dumb oh yeah come
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on let's get started because like whatever character all right here we go all right let's
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get started ah this is a good team or not come on we gotta climb basically when i stuck down here
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we gotta go all the way up in the sky you're gonna see you need to learn
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yeah girls maybe talk are you guys like what's wrong yeah you got mad quiet tina are you on your
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period too uh surprisingly yes actually that's how you know your real friends they're synced up
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this is actually the same type of time not the same exact time but yeah is that actually true
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y'all girls be synced up like when y'all meet each other that's true yeah and all my friends are
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synced up unless like you're irregular like some girls have irregular periods wait tina you said
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you're not a v right tina i am but a v yeah like a v a virgin yeah yeah i am 24 and a virgin stop
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lying what are you talking about and you don't know my life there's no way that's true you don't
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no but like when you say like when you ask that question you're you're entailing body count no you
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should have just said that you've never sucked dick but you said no what oh jump oh my god wait how do you
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you gotta go why are you swinging so much like i couldn't jump up
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you got aura you don't actually think you stand a chance escaping from here like do you girls not
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realize who you guys are talking to right now you have to move and he just he said it anyway
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that's not that's w man's that's dick rider can't hear anything right now come on everybody
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walk run at the same time you're not fucking moving bro it's fine just drag him up
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what the hell don't drag me pick me up i'm just hanging there trying to get the shit place
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cico do you be saying the hard art nah nigger no
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i don't think it's okay though he said no bigger no no you can't
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But no, no, regardless, regardless though, how are you just, how do you just say it like that, and it's fine, and he's still, like, I don't understand.
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Because I'm a human being, and I can utter a word.
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I forget that we're on Twitter. Wait, whose Twitch are we on? The girls?
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No, no, no, listen, listen. All right, Snooko, be careful. We can't hit the yellow line, all right?
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Holy shit, I'm playing with a good spot now, finally.
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Wait, where are you going? Hold on, where are you going? Wait, what the fuck?
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I thought you gotta fall down. Yeah, we just gotta fall down. We gotta go again.
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We're not that far. Fall down right here. Just fall down, just fall down.
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Wait, so what are you, Snooko? Are you African?
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No, if we fall down further, it's even more the whole beginning.
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My dad's half Haitian, half Hawaii, and my mom's Filipino, so I'm black, white, Asian.
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I just asked you if you were Mexican. You said yes.
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Just like you lied about your body count, so we're even.
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Hold on, let me save the checkpoint. Let me save the checkpoint.
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Twitch, they're saying to tell Twitch that I'm black. I'm black, so I can say it.
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No, but even if you're black, you said bigger. Just tell everyone you said bigger.
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All right, we good? All right, go. Go. Somebody go.
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Nah, why do you mind just ignoring what he just said?
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I still want to play game. We're playing right now.
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Selina, rate me one through ten after you pull me up.
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Selina, you said it was cute five seconds ago, and you called me an 8.
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You're supposed to fall for me, not in the game.
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Yo, Snooko, you know they attached Selina to a dog leash, and she was getting fucked from the back?
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That's like a very, like, out-of-pocket thing to say.
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Would you let someone put a leash on you for, like, a hundred dollars?
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What if it's a baddie wanting to put you on a leash?
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Selina, would you do a threesome if the girl was really hot?
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If I'm an eight out of ten, what are you out of ten?
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When you come to Miami, then I'll properly rate you.
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Um, Selina, do you want me to be real or do you want me to, like, should I be nice for
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Like, what the fuck you wish you could have me?
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Selim, what was you ready to sketch one through time?
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Yeah, I wouldn't give him higher than, like, a four.
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But I think he's, like, we're just talking looks.
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I haven't seen him in real life, so I can't really tell.
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Based off camera, do you want the truth or do you want me to lie for stream?
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Do you have that little of a personality you just got to repeat one?
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You're the one that asked a dumbass question to her.
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Yeah, what would you give her, though, Sneakle?
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Go, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
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Whoa, don't let her talk to you like that, man.
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Talk to him exactly how I want to fucking talk to him.
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Selina, does this smell weird because you sit down and play games all day?
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No, I actually only got on this on my PC, like, maybe an hour ago.
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Yeah, it smells like vanilla fucking roses in here.
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Yeah, I feel like your pussy stinks, like, no cap.
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I mean, like, I think you never have to fucking smell it.
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Instead of, like, instead of getting fucked in a sandwich.
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Selina, can you just make me a sandwich instead of getting a sandwich?
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She probably don't even know how to make a sandwich.
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You're, like, a nice guy, but, like, you're kind of moving like a prick.
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Well, if you make me a sandwich, I might move off a couple of points.
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How am I supposed to know which was the checkpoint?
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Celine, you kind of look like if Modine was attractive.
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Did you read a chat or did you come up with that yourself?
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Come on, jump right here, jump right here, jump right here.
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No, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here.
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Well, we just fell down because we got knocked down from up there, so we got to climb again.
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Bro, I was getting swatted and just, I'm trying to take care of you.
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Bro, checkpoints are at the end of each parkour level.
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So, did I just get to a parkour level just now, Q's?
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Yeah, that was the quickest swatting I've ever heard of.
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Don't they usually, like, break your door down?
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Yeah, that just kind of fucked up that you would wish that on me.
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Yeah, she looked like you, Celine, Eddie, dead.
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No, no, actually, Celine, I'd rather go to jail.
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Wait, Celine, would you do a universal IRL stream with me?
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Before we down this ladder, yo, we gotta be careful.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You probably go to the gym to suck some dick or some shit.
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It's because we're playing with two girls, bro.
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It's literally because we're playing with two girls, bro.
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You didn't even make it out of high school, babe.
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I guess you wasn't sucking dick in the school bathroom or something.
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Were you like a little thought in school or no?
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You've had girls on your stream that you fucking would have answered that question.
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Yeah, it's the only girls you talk to are freaking...
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Like, if we could fuck and then nobody would find out
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and you couldn't add it to your body count, you wouldn't, right?
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Are we, like, going to get married and have babies?
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No, no, just like, just catching one body just for the fun.
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I don't know what was going on in the States with the vaccine,
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I did my research, and I got the vaccine so I can go back home and see my family.
00:29:21.340
Yeah, and now you're never going to have kids that...
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Your kids are going to say, what's up, brother?
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No, Sneeko, let's leave Sketch alone, all right?
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Just like you're my boy, Sneeko, you know what I'm saying?
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You're supposed to be setting up the next challenge as I come in.
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Can we get a sex stream, not a lot of W content?
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Yeah, Celine, let's do a sleepover stream when you come to Miami.
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Wait, Seiko, are you never returning to Twitch?
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Oh, no, you like the money that Rumble's giving.
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Yeah, Tina, are you getting mad that I'm not giving you any attention?
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You girls online act so different how y'all act in real life.
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Imagine a man in real life asked me to come over and cuddle the first time I fucking meet him.
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But, like, we're trolling and you guys get serious online.
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When in real life, you guys are the real people.
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It's because they have to put on a good girl image to farm the Sims more.
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Wait, should we go into the Copa America final?
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Well, tomorrow we'll find out after they play versus Canada.
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Oh my god, if Canada, if Canada's playing, you better deck yourself out in some Canada merch.
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You know, he's the only player from the 2004 Euros who still played in 20, 24 Euros.
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We call it a go about how old they are for how long they've been playing?
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How many crucial games has he scored crucial goals in?
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How has he been able to adapt his style from Man United to Real Madrid for being a fast winger post knee injury into the...
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Wait, you're making me scare the hoes with this conversation.
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We have to be on top of each other, like, all at the same spot.
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You guys are entertaining him too much, Tina and Celine.
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And now she's acting like she wants to get pregnant by you, too.
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Now she's acting like she wants to get pregnant by you, too.
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Bro, like, as soon as it starts, as soon as it's in, you go up.
00:39:01.880
Wait, so do you actually think Ronaldo's better than...
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You do realize there's, like, 700 players that do what Ronaldo does, right?
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He can jump out of the air, so that makes him so different.
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Name me one player that has done what Messi has done.
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Or name me one player that plays exactly like Messi.
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You can say the same thing about Ronaldo, like, especially his early years.
00:39:53.620
Bro, Holland has the same place that I was in and Mbappé, they all have the same.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Ronaldo just stays in the box all day waiting for a header to come.
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Wait, so what do you think happened when he played against France? Oh sneaker or he's 39 years old
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All right, so I'm messy beat them. How does he?
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What are we supposed to do? We're not supposed to come in here, right? Are we?
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Oh, we gotta come right here. We gotta jump right here
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So single why does messy have nine ball on doors?
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I feel like we were supposed to go the other way
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Why can't we fucking make it onto this stupid thing?
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Yo, we can't make it onto a fucking barrel, bro
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See, I'm not trying to push these buttons, Selina
00:45:16.680
Tina, did your period get worse during this game?
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I'm getting asked if my freaking period is flowing right now
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Wait, you guys have incest in your country, Selene?
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Just because they can't marry out of their religion
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Like, stop acting like you're not fucking with Nico
00:48:26.780
Selene, are you still spotting or are you flooded now?
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No, I wanna see the missile that you use against IDF
00:49:19.980
Yo, so girls, do you guys prefer a black dick or a white dick?
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I'm saying though, do you guys prefer a black or white dick?
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Did you leave the call you still here? No, I don't wait. What is that? How am I supposed to answer that question?
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Who discriminated? What color? Yeah, I don't discriminate
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You know those girls that have like a triangle by the pussy?
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Yeah, I feel like you lined up on that triangle
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No, it's like a fence. It's like the fence, I think
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Nah, here on your body, Selene, I ain't gonna lie to that
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All right, yo, so get ready to keep jumping every time, okay?
00:51:38.240
Man, these questions are just going nuts right now
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I mean, I don't think you'll know the books that I read, but
00:52:18.240
Look at you, you're stuck behind the queue, bro
00:52:39.240
You're yanking all of us with you, you fucking bot
00:52:56.240
Like, you being slow, you're actually turning me off
00:52:57.240
Wait, Celine, how do you say I love you and everything?
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We gotta come to this platform right here, y'all
00:53:38.240
Why the fuck you got punched in your teeth like that
00:53:44.240
Sneeko, I saw you take boxing classes and shit, bro
00:55:19.240
Yeah, besides like funny, strong, entertaining, 6'3 multi-millionaires
00:55:31.240
Are we, are we saying like looks or personality?
00:55:47.240
You just pissed on Dandog's views talking about some humble
00:55:50.240
I wasn't fucking pissing on his views for my own views
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You don't wanna, you don't wanna fight him again, chat
00:59:09.240
Speedrun, speedrun, speedrun, speedrun, speedrun
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I feel like you guys are meant for each other to be honest
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Kevin, do you think that Sketch is pretending to have a disability for clout?
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Alright, we gotta do a competition shit again, alright?
01:02:21.240
Celine, how many kids do you wanna have with me?
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I don't know you enough to say how many kids I wanna have with you
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Why would you wanna get the government involved?
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Oh, you're going to keep getting hit if you keep talking like that.
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Celine, how many wives would you be okay with me having?
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Why did you convert, if you don't mind me asking?
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Celine, how are you going to grow up your kids?
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I don't want them to have access to the internet.
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Oh, yeah, Celine, what happens if your 10-year-old son starts watching Sketch?
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My 10-year-old son is not going to be watching.
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You can look at his iPad and you catch him watching Sketch.
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You catch your 10-year-old son watching Sketch on his iPad, what are you doing?
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Okay, do you understand what a hypothetical is?
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And I don't think Sketch is like a bad creator.
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I just, you know, like there's things that you can and you can't expose your kids to.
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Wait, Celine, are you like ghetto at all or do you have potential?
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Like the type of guys that I like don't like stream.
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I know, she keeps thinking about having kids with me, so she's not focused.
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If you have a boy, what are you gonna name him?
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If you have a girl, what are you gonna name him?
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Um, are you gonna like marry me and make me a housewife?
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What do you mean he's gonna make you a housewife?
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Do you think he's gonna like work for you when you're supposed to work?
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If someone's making me quit my job, I'm gonna...
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Of course, I'm a provider, but there's some things we need to fix first.
01:07:39.560
First, you need to get that vaccine out of your body.
01:07:47.080
Yeah, you could detox it with spike proteins and, uh...
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Because you remember when I said you're married?
01:08:03.260
You had like a Nakabi sitting behind you for like so many clips.
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You got your tits out every time I look at you.
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Yo, Sneeko, you got bigger tits that hurt, nigga.
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You're gonna have to quit that if you marry him, so.
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You're gonna have a fucking skeleton, that's why.
01:15:11.680
She can be fucking weight, and her ass gonna get skinny and skinny and skinny and skinny.
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I have four fucking egg whites and two eggs every fucking morning.
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After the first time I got called out, I watched my mouth.
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Somebody snaked you, and then now you have one.
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Supposedly, she's, like, obsessed with her ex-boyfriend.
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If anyone traumatized me, it was the one that tried to eat me alive and kill me.
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If anyone traumatized me, it was that motherfucker.
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You could tell that she got, like, a trauma pass.
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shrooms in LSD every day, and he, like, convinced himself that I'm God, and he was, like, praying
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to me, and he, like, went on the dark web and found something about how to, like, tie
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Because, like, you know how when you break up with someone, you say, like, oh, maybe in
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So he wanted to go figure out how to get to that next life.
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Like, bro, he started, he made up a religion for you.
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He said, I have to eat a part of your body, and then you have to eat a part of my body,
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I don't really like to talk about these haram subjects.
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I still don't like how none of you girls answered a question.
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He's saying, like, do you like to get head or give head?
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Like, why can't we talk about, like, where do you see yourself in, like, five years?
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I was just talking about the future of our family for the past 20 minutes.
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Tell me, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
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I see myself at a house with a great garden with my babies, with my husband.
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Jesus, why did he fucking, bro, he just texted me.
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You don't want to, you usually go to bed at, like, 8 a.m.
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I just yapped about that for the first three hours and I, like, I farmed, I clip-farmed the
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I saw you said that you like to grift the red pill people.
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I was saying, like, she was saying, like, I don't know what she was talking about.