SNEAKO - May 13, 2024


SNEAKO, Vitaly, & Myron Catching Predators Best Moments

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14 minutes

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Toxicity

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In this episode, we talk about the craziest thing a Border Patrol agent has ever done, and how he almost killed someone. We also talk about a time he almost shot a kid, and the time he got a heart attack.

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00:00:00.000 Did I ever tell you the story? I almost like shot a guy for this. Can you tell the story? What happened?
00:00:09.100 Yeah, so I'll tell the story. So I'll never forget this shit, man. This is the closest I ever came to 1.00
00:00:12.880 shooting somebody. Here's like 2015, 2016. And there was this Border Patrol agent that was talking
00:00:18.880 to an undercover HSI agent trying to meet up with her and like a 12-year-old kid. So he's coming
00:00:25.740 from like two hours away, right? And we're meeting in this rural town down in Texas, right?
00:00:30.780 And there was a gas station that we had to set up at where he was going to come in. And he went to
00:00:34.840 the gas station, right? To go there before going to the hotel. And, you know, he went to go get condoms
00:00:39.420 and lube and shit like that, right? To meet with the undercover. So he goes in the store. We set up, 0.97
00:00:43.580 we surround it, right? And we put cars all over. I never forget. So he comes out the gas station,
00:00:48.100 right? And he's wearing a jacket because it was like a rainy day. So he's coming out. Let's say
00:00:52.820 the gas station's right here. He comes out like this. My car's over here. And I remember I get out.
00:00:58.140 I say, federal agents, federal agents, put your hands up, put your hands up. And he goes
00:01:02.980 like this, right? In the trench coat. Yeah. Yeah. And I knew he was right-handed because when we
00:01:07.980 did it before any, uh, you know what? Yeah. You guys know about this? That's crazy. Is that?
00:01:12.320 You guys know all about that? Well, he was an employee. So like I asked when, I remember when
00:01:15.480 I was at the briefing, what hand does he shoot with? And they're like, he's a right-handed
00:01:18.300 shooter. Because he was, he was, he was a corrupt agent. So, uh, border patrol agent, 0.97
00:01:21.540 corrupted, border patrol agent. So he goes like this. So I knew he was going to, I was like,
00:01:24.360 don't fucking do it. I'll fucking kill you. Don't fucking do it. And then right with, 1.00
00:01:27.960 and I had my finger on the trigger too, bro. I had it lined up right with his head because I knew he
00:01:30.680 probably had, he might've had a vest on or some shit. And my, uh, one of my partners comes from 0.89
00:01:35.240 beside him and talked to him like this and threw him on the ground. That's the closest I ever came
00:01:39.420 to like, you see in his head, he went like this and then he saw my vest and shit and it kind of 0.99
00:01:44.100 like rained down on him. Like, Oh, I'm about to get arrested. And then like, I think he hesitated. 0.99
00:01:47.420 That's when my partner did. Did he have a gun when you got a second? Yeah. He had a service weapon.
00:01:50.860 Oh, wow. Okay. A service weapon. What was he? He was a border agent. What state was that at?
00:01:54.980 This was in Texas. You can look it up. So he was a coworker? No. So I was a website special agent.
00:01:59.640 He was a border patrol agent out of, uh, some fucking Del Rio or something like that. And he, and he came all 0.94
00:02:05.220 the way to like a town right outside of Del Rio. To touch a kid after kicking out illegals. Yeah. 0.99
00:02:08.940 Cause he had been talking with this person for a while. It was a bunch of us out there. We had
00:02:11.480 like, uh, office of professional responsibility. DEA was out there helping. Cause like, we need a lot
00:02:16.280 of manpower to like, make sure that we had the place surrounded. On the bender four days, didn't
00:02:20.560 drink any water, just popping Molly. So all four days, four days. And I'm on the way to Dubai in a taxi
00:02:25.460 and my hands just curl. I didn't even know what still that is. It's a heart attack. My hands curled up
00:02:29.020 and I couldn't talk. And the first thing that brought me to the hospital, does he have any money?
00:02:34.040 Does he have any money? I'm fucking dying. That's what they're asking me. Yeah. That 0.99
00:02:37.480 was a scary experience. I spent three days in the hospital. Your hands curled. Is that
00:02:39.920 my hands curled like this? Yeah. And I couldn't do nothing. Is that a heart attack? Like a
00:02:43.900 dead dog? I don't know. Chat. What is that? I still don't know until the boy did a heart
00:02:47.720 attack or dehydration? I think it's a stroke a little bit, right? A stroke. I think it's
00:02:51.340 called doing Molly for four days without water. No, like I'm talking about rocks this big
00:02:54.640 at the same time. What happened to Herschel Weingrod? That was the craziest one. I got to give you
00:02:58.020 props to that. They took down a Harvey Weinstein level Hollywood director. He directed Space Jam,
00:03:03.280 kindergarten cop. This is like a top, like an Epstein level dude. I can never watch those 0.55
00:03:06.920 movies. I never seen Space Jam, but kindergarten cop and twins was one of my favorite movies
00:03:10.220 growing up. That is going to change your perspective on kindergarten cop forever. Yeah.
00:03:13.560 But don't you see it's all little kids movies, right? Yeah. This is sick. Of course he can
00:03:18.600 write good for little kids. I know Dan Schneider too. I have like Nickelodeon there. The pedals
00:03:22.260 are directing these kids movies. What happened to him? Did he go to jail? No, I don't know,
00:03:25.400 but those clips are almost have like, I see seven clips with almost a million likes on TikTok. Did
00:03:29.180 you say they had a PR campaign after you got, um, the clip went viral of you catching
00:03:33.140 Herschel Weingrod? TMZ reached out and then they're like, yeah, sure. We're going to talk
00:03:35.900 in the car. It's not big enough. Of course, because they knew TM, the elites would shut
00:03:39.980 down at TMZ, right? Oh yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. How does, how does it not
00:03:43.460 are national news? How does that not? The elites had a whole media campaign. Herschel Weingrod,
00:03:46.820 what you need to know about this guy? Like 10 facts. He's a, he's a philanthropist,
00:03:50.340 all this stuff. He's a pedo. When you say they control the media. 1.00
00:03:53.060 Bro. You're going to be full of fur. I'm just letting you know, full of cotton. 0.62
00:04:04.080 Hey, yo. Oh, you fit perfectly, bro. Yeah. You got to put your legs in it too. Hell yeah.
00:04:08.740 Nice bulge. Um. It'd be funny if you confronted him like that.
00:04:19.200 Second one, I'm going to do it. Yeah. I'm going to do it. It's cozy. I mean, you can kind
00:04:22.560 of breathe in it. You can breathe in it. It's a little cold in here though.
00:04:24.520 One person should need a pizza delivery. One person should be. 0.91
00:04:30.000 Who is that?
00:04:33.800 Who is that?
00:04:35.000 Happy. Happy. Happy. Hey, wait, wait. One second.
00:04:38.060 One second.
00:04:38.480 What's enough time?
00:04:39.660 I think it's because you won. You won. You won. You won.
00:04:48.440 One, two, three.
00:04:49.720 One, two, three.
00:04:52.160 One, two, three.
00:04:53.320 One, two, three.
00:04:53.880 One, three.
00:05:10.220 Three Now you won.
00:05:11.120 You win! Winner! Winner, winner! Chicken dinner!
00:05:15.120 Woo! Woo! Woo! 0.99
00:05:19.120 Yeah! We did it!
00:05:23.120 Oh, shit! What? Haircut! Look good! 1.00
00:05:27.120 Like balls! It looks good! It looks good! 0.98
00:05:31.120 Yeah, you chat once, chat once, okay!
00:05:35.120 So, yeah, really? Yeah, really, you're a fucking clown! 1.00
00:05:39.120 I'll give you a little ball haircut. I'm gonna be in style today. 1.00
00:05:43.120 I'm gonna be stylish today.
00:05:47.120 Why are you doing that? Why are you meeting a 12-year-old boy?
00:05:51.120 Why are you meeting a 12-year-old boy? Why am I doing this? This is the least I can do.
00:05:55.120 Okay? This is the least I can do. You're lucky. You're gonna go fucking home.
00:05:59.120 And if you ever fucking rape another children, you might get shot by somebody else, not us. 1.00
00:06:03.120 But tell him he's lucky. This is all we're doing to him. 1.00
00:06:07.120 Hold on, let me tell you. So, look, bro, he's gonna stop shaving your head.
00:06:09.120 I'm fucking... You have to tell them, make America great again! 0.99
00:06:13.120 Hey, that's what I'm saying. 0.99
00:06:15.120 What is this bag?
00:06:17.120 No, it's his stuff. It's his stuff.
00:06:19.120 I remember everything.
00:06:21.120 Okay, this is your... Take this. Hey, take this.
00:06:23.120 Okay, I need... I need...
00:06:25.120 What are you doing?
00:06:31.120 How was that? 0.99
00:06:35.120 Are you killing me?
00:06:37.120 No, I just said hello.
00:06:39.120 You can guys come out. 1.00
00:06:53.120 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:55.120 L floor. 1.00
00:06:57.120 I'm gonna pay for it.
00:06:59.120 Celebrate?
00:07:01.120 When's your birthday?
00:07:03.120 You can't do that. It looks like you're holding a couch.
00:07:05.120 He's out of curiosity, man. I mean...
00:07:06.120 No, we look cute together.
00:07:07.120 Oh, okay.
00:07:09.120 We can't do that.
00:07:11.120 He wants to separate us. He doesn't want us to be together.
00:07:14.120 Okay.
00:07:15.120 But, um...
00:07:16.120 Oh, yeah, you said you're 37.
00:07:17.120 That's mine.
00:07:18.120 You look good for your age, man.
00:07:19.120 Where are you from?
00:07:20.120 Where are you from?
00:07:21.120 He's saying that you're violating his rights.
00:07:25.120 How am I violating his rights?
00:07:27.120 His human rights.
00:07:28.120 How am I human rights?
00:07:29.120 He met a 12-year-old boy.
00:07:30.120 Do you understand what's gonna happen to him?
00:07:32.120 He's saying that he's going to court and he's gonna say all of this.
00:07:36.120 What happened?
00:07:37.120 Okay.
00:07:38.120 That is getting serious.
00:07:42.120 What is he...
00:07:43.120 Wow.
00:07:44.120 That's crazy.
00:07:45.120 Yeah, it is crazy.
00:07:46.120 Pick one.
00:07:47.120 No, that's crazy what you're doing right now.
00:07:51.120 You're gonna play victim right now in this situation?
00:07:53.120 My recording...
00:07:55.120 Are you recording me?
00:07:56.120 No, it's not recording anymore.
00:07:57.120 You can see it if you want.
00:07:58.120 It's not recording anymore.
00:07:59.120 This is just...
00:08:02.120 Oh, my God.
00:08:03.120 It's just...
00:08:04.120 Okay.
00:08:05.120 Hook him up.
00:08:06.120 Hook him up.
00:08:07.120 Do you want to do...
00:08:08.120 Let's do it.
00:08:09.120 Let's do it.
00:08:10.120 No.
00:08:11.120 The subject was under 18 years old.
00:08:13.120 Yes or no?
00:08:14.120 No.
00:08:15.120 I didn't.
00:08:16.120 Manjira.
00:08:17.120 I knew it! 0.99
00:08:19.120 Have you had sex with a minor before? 0.99
00:08:21.120 Yes or no? 0.95
00:08:22.120 No.
00:08:23.120 Oh, my God.
00:08:27.120 How do you...
00:08:28.120 No.
00:08:29.120 You never...
00:08:30.120 Oh, my...
00:08:31.120 But I will never do that to any kid.
00:08:34.120 No.
00:08:35.120 I never done it.
00:08:36.120 Okay.
00:08:37.120 Let's ask again.
00:08:38.120 But don't move.
00:08:39.120 Don't move, brother.
00:08:40.120 Yeah.
00:08:41.120 It's worse than you.
00:08:42.120 Do not move.
00:08:43.120 Yes?
00:08:44.120 No. 0.98
00:08:45.120 Have you had sex with a minor this week? 0.94
00:08:46.120 No. 0.97
00:08:47.120 No.
00:08:48.120 Whoa! 0.71
00:08:49.120 That's it, bro.
00:08:50.120 That's it.
00:08:51.120 I mean, what else?
00:08:52.120 What do you mean?
00:08:53.120 What do you mean?
00:08:54.120 Do you mean or no?
00:08:55.120 Do you mean?
00:08:56.120 You didn't move on that one.
00:08:57.120 What do you mean?
00:08:58.120 How did it go down?
00:08:59.120 What do you mean?
00:09:00.120 What do you mean?
00:09:01.120 You're the one who did it.
00:09:02.120 It's a professional computer.
00:09:03.120 Eat slowly.
00:09:04.120 You want to make sure you digest the food.
00:09:08.120 Nice.
00:09:09.120 Here.
00:09:10.120 Yeah, I got it.
00:09:11.120 I got it.
00:09:12.120 I got it right here.
00:09:13.120 I got it.
00:09:14.120 I got it right here.
00:09:15.120 Oh, I had it right here.
00:09:16.120 Oh.
00:09:17.120 He's...
00:09:18.120 He's really upset.
00:09:19.120 That's your son?
00:09:22.120 Is that your dad?
00:09:24.120 No.
00:09:25.120 He's crying.
00:09:26.120 I think he's...
00:09:27.120 Can he have some pizza?
00:09:28.120 Here.
00:09:29.120 Come sit down next to Daddy.
00:09:30.120 Come.
00:09:31.120 Come.
00:09:32.120 Sit down.
00:09:33.120 You're gonna...
00:09:34.120 Ask him how he's doing.
00:09:37.120 No?
00:09:38.120 Son, are you hungry?
00:09:39.120 No.
00:09:40.120 No.
00:09:41.120 No.
00:09:42.120 No.
00:09:43.120 No.
00:09:44.120 No.
00:09:45.120 No.
00:09:46.120 No.
00:09:47.120 No.
00:09:48.120 No.
00:09:49.120 No.
00:09:50.120 No.
00:09:51.120 No.
00:09:52.120 No.
00:09:53.120 No.
00:09:54.120 No.
00:09:55.120 No.
00:09:56.120 No.
00:09:57.120 No.
00:10:00.120 You can have a little bit.
00:10:03.120 You hungry?
00:10:04.120 I'm good.
00:10:05.120 I'm still hungry.
00:10:06.120 No.
00:10:07.660 No...
00:10:08.660 I'm still hungry.
00:10:09.660 Bro, this is entire Walgreens on the...
00:10:11.660 Couch!
00:10:16.660 You were ready for a party, weren't you?
00:10:18.240 Yeah.
00:10:19.240 That's a lot of condoms, man. 1.00
00:10:20.360 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00
00:10:21.660 I'm sorry, Zen. 1.00
00:10:23.660 dude this is enough to fucking feed in africa bro 0.99
00:10:31.360 dude do you have hiv 0.99
00:10:34.660 i mean at least use protection what do these do
00:10:38.480 then i'll follow
00:10:41.940 yeah don't move the hand sir yeah try to keep your hands as still as possible
00:10:46.000 i'll ask that question again do you live in the state of california yes 0.99
00:10:49.680 okay have you had sex with a child under 15 years old 0.99
00:10:54.180 no 0.97
00:10:57.280 have you had sex with a child under 10 years old
00:11:02.740 no true okay so 0.95
00:11:05.940 was the age 12 was the age 12 who you had sex with 0.97
00:11:12.940 no fail but you're also moving your hand on there in your lap 0.96
00:11:21.180 was the age of the kid you had sex with 11 years old 0.94
00:11:26.500 no true
00:11:29.180 okay was the age sex 13 0.95
00:11:32.380 i don't think so 1.00
00:11:39.080 bro get this fucking guy out of here bro 1.00
00:11:43.780 fucking disgusting motherfucker 1.00
00:11:46.020 wow 1.00
00:11:46.440 thank you
00:11:47.880 it's getting hot in here
00:11:51.820 sorry
00:11:53.020 hey look you didn't really retire after all man
00:12:09.480 we can't talk
00:12:11.720 w pd
00:12:14.560 w pd
00:12:16.560 w w l a pd came in straight up
00:12:19.840 he didn't ask no questions 1.00
00:12:21.080 i don't think you can say faggot on kick 0.99
00:12:28.820 oh we can't no 0.99
00:12:30.120 it didn't come for me so it should be good
00:12:32.240 my bad
00:12:35.740 thank you for apologizing
00:12:37.540 yeah
00:12:40.320 i said i said too much 0.97
00:12:45.540 yeah you say you're coming to kick now
00:12:47.540 go ahead we'll see
00:12:48.240 hey let's go
00:12:50.480 i don't want to keep seeing wild content like this on kick i don't want to see the censorship or
00:13:02.600 any of that
00:13:03.900 yeah
00:13:04.280 i don't see it
00:13:05.940 i don't know but look it up if it's open 0.99
00:13:10.820 bro you fucking what you gotta ask somebody to look it up if the restaurant's open 1.00
00:13:16.020 who the fuck do you think you are 1.00
00:13:17.160 what do i pay him for 1.00
00:13:18.380 jesus christ
00:13:19.760 the laziness bro
00:13:22.160 i know but i have the phone in my hand i'm like i can't look it up 0.97
00:13:24.680 but i'm such a hypocrite 0.78
00:13:26.300 is it good 0.98
00:13:27.380 no
00:13:28.280 bro you have yours
00:13:30.560 no there's feminine 1.00
00:13:37.720 you
00:13:38.700 that's it
00:13:41.980 what do you think you are
00:13:42.520 good
00:13:43.380 everything
00:13:44.280 yeah
00:13:44.820 you
00:13:45.260 you
00:13:47.520 you
00:13:47.860 you
00:13:48.420 i
00:13:50.580 you
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