SNEAKO - February 08, 2024


SNEAKO & Vitaly Visit The Most Offensive Resturant In America


Episode Stats

Length

38 minutes

Words per Minute

205.90791

Word Count

7,979

Sentence Count

1,160


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh my God, you're going, yeah, but it looks like you're going to have a-
00:00:03.120 Hey, dumb losers! Welcome to the shit show.
00:00:06.060 Hello, bitch.
00:00:06.940 Yeah, what's up? You guys virgins or what? Am I popping your cherry?
00:00:10.040 I'm about to eat your asshole virgins.
00:00:11.840 My asshole?
00:00:12.320 Yeah, I am. I'm going to lick all the poop stains out of it.
00:00:16.760 We don't need food. We just need your poop.
00:00:18.740 You just need to lick the poop stains out of my asshole?
00:00:20.700 Hell yeah.
00:00:21.300 All right, you're going to pay for that?
00:00:22.780 How much do you cost? I got a quarter.
00:00:24.420 You got a quarter of my poop stains out of my asshole?
00:00:26.760 Yeah, fuck.
00:00:27.380 Oh, fuck. Fuck me up. I love that.
00:00:31.400 I'm getting hard under the table.
00:00:32.800 I bet you are.
00:00:33.320 Yeah.
00:00:34.840 I thought this was supposed to be a mean restaurant.
00:00:37.120 You guys are flirting with each other and I'm watching.
00:00:38.780 Shut up. Shut up. I can win the talk over here.
00:00:40.880 Nice. She calls you a woman.
00:00:42.840 All right.
00:00:43.340 So, Audrey, just don't drink.
00:00:44.580 I don't drink.
00:00:46.240 Yeah, we don't drink either.
00:00:50.440 Iced tea or some of your pisses, dude.
00:00:52.680 Some of your pisses.
00:00:53.880 You want the raspberry shit or you want the rain on the ice?
00:00:55.720 I want unsweetened iced tea.
00:00:57.380 I got it.
00:00:58.040 Thank you.
00:00:59.020 Honey bun.
00:00:59.940 What are you drinking?
00:01:00.640 Can I have some Sprite and can you pee in it a little bit?
00:01:03.020 Honey, you guys are.
00:01:04.860 Yeah.
00:01:05.560 All right.
00:01:06.100 What do you want your drink over here?
00:01:07.740 Take a little.
00:01:08.700 I got you.
00:01:09.860 A bottle of coffee.
00:01:11.560 All right.
00:01:12.140 You guys need drinks?
00:01:13.420 Thirsty?
00:01:13.880 I got iced tea.
00:01:14.760 I don't give a shit.
00:01:15.740 You do you.
00:01:16.420 I'm good, man.
00:01:17.100 All right.
00:01:17.560 I got you.
00:01:18.240 So, figure out what the hell is going in your mouth besides my little poop.
00:01:21.120 You're too soft.
00:01:22.040 You got to go harder, baby.
00:01:23.080 I do whatever the fuck I want.
00:01:24.420 Oh, really?
00:01:25.380 I do whatever the fuck I want.
00:01:27.100 All right.
00:01:27.620 This is my restaurant.
00:01:28.820 I do what I want.
00:01:29.780 Yeah.
00:01:30.020 Read the fucking menu and figure out what the hell is going in your mouth.
00:01:31.620 I don't know how to read.
00:01:33.320 Oh, shit.
00:01:34.800 She got to step it up a little bit.
00:01:36.740 That granny.
00:01:37.460 It's turning me on.
00:01:38.200 That fucking granny can get it, bro.
00:01:39.720 Yeah?
00:01:40.180 I swear to God, bro.
00:01:42.000 And you know what's funny?
00:01:42.800 I think that's the girl I'm probably going to have babies with.
00:01:45.220 It's fucking weird.
00:01:46.080 I don't think she can have babies anymore.
00:01:47.580 No, I will make it happen, bro.
00:01:49.240 You're going to defy God's time?
00:01:53.680 Yo.
00:01:56.960 Oh, I didn't check it.
00:01:58.460 Let me see.
00:02:00.540 Yeah, I don't even know what to get here, to be honest.
00:02:03.140 Bro, are you guys really eating this fucking shitty food?
00:02:05.580 I know.
00:02:05.980 We're Americans.
00:02:06.920 I know you're from Ukraine, bro.
00:02:08.060 No, no.
00:02:08.160 I'm not.
00:02:08.720 Honestly, those wings do look fire, bro.
00:02:10.520 Oh, Chad's saying my dick is hard.
00:02:12.240 Okay.
00:02:13.580 They're edging right now.
00:02:14.940 I thought we're going to have a guy.
00:02:16.380 I kind of feel...
00:02:16.960 No, I don't feel bad for her.
00:02:17.880 She loves it.
00:02:19.740 We're probably going to go...
00:02:20.660 Bro, we're going to probably get hired here after we talk all this shit tonight.
00:02:23.320 Dude, imagine me working at this fucking restaurant.
00:02:25.760 I'll make people cry.
00:02:26.420 You should ask to serve people here.
00:02:28.540 Like, and be a waiter, and then actually talk...
00:02:30.120 You can do their job better than them.
00:02:31.820 Yeah.
00:02:33.100 I'm going to ask her when she comes back.
00:02:35.240 That's a fire.
00:02:35.960 That's a fire.
00:02:37.320 Excuse me.
00:02:39.880 Hi.
00:02:40.520 Bitch.
00:02:41.500 I'm wondering, do you think we can maybe talk to some of the customers?
00:02:46.300 I want to ask the server.
00:02:48.220 Ask the server?
00:02:49.100 Yes.
00:02:49.540 Okay.
00:02:50.520 All right.
00:02:51.920 I feel so mad, bro.
00:02:52.520 What's up, bitch?
00:02:53.140 What's up, bitch?
00:02:53.820 I said bitch, yeah.
00:02:55.000 I feel so mad, bro.
00:02:55.740 What's up, you fucking whore?
00:02:57.320 You fucking cocksucker cum guzzler?
00:02:59.180 Yeah.
00:02:59.520 What's up, you fucking twat?
00:03:00.960 Why are you dirty talking to me?
00:03:02.100 What's up, you wet fucking rat dog?
00:03:03.840 You fucking sex doll?
00:03:05.000 You slate?
00:03:05.860 You cunta-quinta looking ass?
00:03:07.180 What the...
00:03:08.600 Oh, fuck.
00:03:09.280 Did you hear that?
00:03:12.160 Okay.
00:03:12.720 Nothing, nothing.
00:03:13.300 You chill.
00:03:14.900 Why was it?
00:03:15.580 What?
00:03:15.800 I was talking to him, bro.
00:03:16.800 I was telling you how you need to talk to her.
00:03:18.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:23.660 How's your, how's the slap?
00:03:25.000 You fine?
00:03:25.780 I think you're sitting fine.
00:03:26.940 Yeah, I'm sitting fine.
00:03:27.800 Okay.
00:03:28.520 Vitaly gets freaky, huh?
00:03:32.340 Hey, asshole.
00:03:35.100 Oh, fuck.
00:03:37.960 That's bad, bro.
00:03:40.680 Guys, you guys think I will do a good job fucking serving tables here?
00:03:43.340 I want to see you serve tables.
00:03:44.180 If Steve didn't...
00:03:44.840 Yo, we didn't even congratulate me on Steve getting me out of my debt, bro.
00:03:47.240 Don't act like you...
00:03:47.640 Bro, did you double it up?
00:03:49.000 No, no, no.
00:03:49.660 That was fake?
00:03:50.260 No, that was fake money.
00:03:51.200 Okay.
00:03:51.600 Well, yeah, congrats.
00:03:52.120 I didn't even know you were in debt.
00:03:54.540 Look at him.
00:03:55.040 I'm not even glazing.
00:03:56.680 I did not know he was in debt.
00:03:59.800 What are you going to be like, oh, if I knew I would have helped you?
00:04:01.900 Yeah, right.
00:04:02.560 No, I would have just like...
00:04:03.880 Cried?
00:04:04.380 I would have done anything, to be honest.
00:04:08.040 Fucking cunt.
00:04:09.040 Slut.
00:04:10.160 Oh, look at fucking...
00:04:11.300 Sorry about my little baby friend.
00:04:12.980 He doesn't know how to fuck a lot.
00:04:14.320 Dumb bitch.
00:04:14.940 They were there when the other ball hasn't even dropped yet.
00:04:16.940 Oh.
00:04:18.200 Okay.
00:04:19.600 Oh, that's funny.
00:04:20.720 Take your shit.
00:04:22.700 Take your shit.
00:04:22.840 There you go.
00:04:23.380 I hope there's piss in it.
00:04:25.260 Ew, bro.
00:04:29.020 What the fuck?
00:04:31.100 I know.
00:04:35.660 Your asshole's going in my mouth.
00:04:37.260 I'm not giving...
00:04:38.260 Yeah.
00:04:38.800 So, good for dessert.
00:04:39.960 Good for dessert.
00:04:41.080 Yeah.
00:04:42.780 All right.
00:04:44.140 I guess let me get some hot wings.
00:04:45.820 Fuck it.
00:04:47.300 Are they as hot as you?
00:04:50.120 Oh, shit.
00:04:51.000 I want that shit as spicy as possible.
00:04:53.600 Okay.
00:04:54.120 You want that?
00:04:54.680 Six or five?
00:04:55.400 Six is good.
00:04:56.280 You got it.
00:04:57.440 What else?
00:04:58.140 I'll get six wings too, bitch.
00:05:00.100 You want the hot shit too?
00:05:01.120 I want six.
00:05:02.020 What's the hot shit?
00:05:03.060 Buffalo.
00:05:03.820 Is that when you shit on it or...
00:05:05.600 You guys are king?
00:05:07.880 That's what that sounds like.
00:05:08.960 I'm not going to lie.
00:05:09.680 Like, I'm not trying to dirty...
00:05:11.120 It's going to be hot coming out too.
00:05:12.320 Oh, my God.
00:05:14.360 You want it to burn when you take a shit?
00:05:16.140 No shit, no burn, no poop.
00:05:17.740 No burning when you poop?
00:05:18.660 No feces.
00:05:19.380 All right.
00:05:19.680 Can I just have wings, please?
00:05:20.760 Like, unironic wings.
00:05:22.300 I love it.
00:05:22.860 We're having a great conversation before food.
00:05:25.180 Fuck, y'all.
00:05:28.000 Do you want anything?
00:05:30.160 Luke, you want to eat?
00:05:31.280 You have to call her, like, bad words, though, when you order.
00:05:33.240 This is your chance.
00:05:34.860 No, because we're going to be moving on.
00:05:36.460 Chop, chop.
00:05:37.140 I'm a busy hooker over here.
00:05:38.540 Let's go.
00:05:38.720 Oh, fuck.
00:05:39.460 No.
00:05:41.260 Nice.
00:05:41.660 For you.
00:05:42.580 Nice.
00:05:43.300 What is that?
00:05:43.560 That should be grilled, black, and applied to you.
00:05:46.100 Oh, yeah.
00:05:46.840 I like it.
00:05:50.040 All right.
00:05:50.540 Anyone else?
00:05:51.500 Do you think that maybe we could speak to some of the customers?
00:05:54.440 I don't know.
00:05:55.460 You want me to ask?
00:05:56.940 Yes.
00:05:57.340 You want me to ask the customers?
00:05:58.740 Yeah.
00:05:58.980 Are you going to talk about eating their poop like you did with me?
00:06:01.140 I won't go that far.
00:06:02.260 No, you can ask the customer.
00:06:03.580 Why should we draw the line when we're talking about licking ass?
00:06:05.360 No, she...
00:06:05.840 No, we'll draw the line.
00:06:07.300 Where can the line be drawn, bitch?
00:06:09.100 You certainly don't want to go up to a table and say,
00:06:10.940 Hey, I'm going to lick your ass.
00:06:12.260 Okay.
00:06:12.920 All right?
00:06:13.660 So, can we just start with that?
00:06:16.900 No poop.
00:06:17.820 Can I eat your shitter?
00:06:19.380 Is that different?
00:06:20.040 Is that better?
00:06:20.600 Just no butthole.
00:06:22.400 But it's not fun, bro.
00:06:23.440 There's other things that are fun besides buttholes.
00:06:25.300 Okay.
00:06:25.600 Like, why?
00:06:25.980 What's your pickup line?
00:06:27.000 I'm not picking them up.
00:06:28.000 Do you want to see it with your table?
00:06:28.800 Do you want to, like, try waiting on a table?
00:06:30.500 Yeah, I want to see Vitaly waiting on a table.
00:06:32.080 Do you want to see what it's like to wait on a fucking table?
00:06:34.040 Let me find a cool-ass table and I'll get back to you.
00:06:36.260 What do you want?
00:06:37.080 Cider fries.
00:06:37.860 Oh, I've got your cider fries.
00:06:39.480 What the?
00:06:41.660 All right.
00:06:42.100 Let me find a cool-ass table.
00:06:43.460 Let me see where I can get it.
00:06:44.420 Thank you.
00:06:44.940 All right.
00:06:45.220 You guys need me.
00:06:45.760 I'm mom and auntie.
00:06:46.600 Holler at my ass.
00:06:47.240 Yeah.
00:06:47.720 I'll holler at that ass.
00:06:48.780 Let's find a cool-ass table for you guys.
00:06:56.800 Okay.
00:06:57.740 Thanks, cunt.
00:06:59.440 Thank you, stupid cunt.
00:07:01.120 Dumb cunt.
00:07:03.320 Appreciate you.
00:07:04.760 See, though, we were too much for her.
00:07:06.280 This granny knows all the 7 to 10 hookers.
00:07:07.780 Yeah, I know.
00:07:08.100 How did you outdick the dick's waitress?
00:07:12.580 But if she's going to say cool-ass table, the table's going to know.
00:07:16.720 You're going to get arrested.
00:07:17.660 Bro, that's the whole point of this place.
00:07:19.760 Wait.
00:07:21.860 Okay.
00:07:22.840 I'm banned on YouTube, actually.
00:07:25.960 Is this your tea?
00:07:26.960 Oh, you said he was part of the dick show?
00:07:29.140 Because I got pissed.
00:07:30.400 What the fuck was he going to say about my fucking YouTube?
00:07:32.440 Yeah, I know.
00:07:33.840 He flicked you off?
00:07:35.380 No, but he works here.
00:07:37.340 Yeah, I can't tell, like, if you're supposed to get mad or not in this restaurant.
00:07:41.460 Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:42.840 I wonder how many fights there is in this restaurant.
00:07:44.700 Like, drunk people, like, actually getting offended, bro.
00:07:46.440 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:46.980 What the fuck?
00:07:47.440 I got a little trigger just now.
00:07:48.960 I can't believe I didn't know this place existed.
00:07:50.680 Is this your first time here in the street?
00:07:51.560 I've been here one time before.
00:07:52.680 Not on my stream, though.
00:07:53.660 Yeah.
00:07:53.840 I've been here one time before.
00:07:54.480 Who'd you go with?
00:07:56.340 Your best Indian friend.
00:07:58.140 Oh, nice.
00:07:59.080 How did you...
00:07:59.900 And Sam.
00:08:00.360 Why does Ruby Rose hate you?
00:08:02.540 I don't think she hates me.
00:08:04.400 I think we get along.
00:08:05.260 Oh, really?
00:08:05.680 I just saw that clip.
00:08:06.600 I think we have, like, a lot of tension there.
00:08:08.380 Oh, wow.
00:08:09.100 But she tweeted saying...
00:08:10.060 But you know that he's assuming my brother wants to smash you.
00:08:13.820 Would you?
00:08:14.260 I'm waiting till marriage.
00:08:18.160 The old knee, bro.
00:08:19.540 Look at your face.
00:08:20.300 You're waiting till marriage.
00:08:22.920 Let me go in your search history right now.
00:08:24.600 It's probably a big black cock.
00:08:25.960 You can look.
00:08:26.580 You can look.
00:08:27.360 Really?
00:08:27.780 Yeah, you want to look at my search history?
00:08:29.220 Yeah.
00:08:30.420 No, no, I don't.
00:08:31.620 I can show you.
00:08:32.180 No, no, it's okay.
00:08:32.840 Because I'm not showing you mine.
00:08:34.200 Yeah, yours is weird.
00:08:35.020 No, no, no, no.
00:08:36.120 I cannot.
00:08:36.740 How do you know?
00:08:38.300 Okay, so I needed to look something up.
00:08:40.600 I typed in A first, and it said anal gate.
00:08:44.020 Immediately, bro.
00:08:46.100 I was like, what the fuck, Vitaly?
00:08:48.340 What is this fucking search history?
00:08:50.020 He spit in the tea?
00:08:51.060 Who spit in the tea?
00:08:52.060 No, I spit him...
00:08:52.920 Wait, you're drinking my tea?
00:08:54.000 I spit in this tea.
00:08:55.960 I spit in that tea.
00:09:00.600 Why would you spit in the tea?
00:09:02.100 Because that's how I drink.
00:09:05.780 That's what I did, and you just took it.
00:09:08.000 Why would you do that?
00:09:09.220 You kissed some frame.
00:09:11.440 You mean I would stop frame.
00:09:17.260 How did she taste?
00:09:19.700 Tell me how she tastes.
00:09:20.920 I don't believe that you actually spit in the tea.
00:09:22.480 I spit on the tea.
00:09:23.080 Rewind the box.
00:09:24.220 Ask the chat.
00:09:24.900 Ask the chat.
00:09:25.960 How do you think you're going to grab it?
00:09:30.780 I don't know why she left all the ice.
00:09:32.040 Bro, that's so gross, man.
00:09:38.480 She's really going to throw up.
00:09:40.180 You're such a pussy.
00:09:41.440 I spit in the tea.
00:09:44.120 I spit in the tea, and he drank it.
00:09:46.060 I spit in the tea, and he drank it.
00:09:47.820 What is that shit?
00:09:49.660 I spit in the tea?
00:09:50.880 I spit in the tea, and he drank it.
00:09:51.880 I spit in the tea, and he drank it.
00:09:55.880 What is that shit?
00:09:57.100 Is that a KKK?
00:09:58.100 You're going to make me into KKK, bro?
00:10:00.100 Really?
00:10:01.100 Oh, that's crazy, bro.
00:10:02.100 What does it say on my fucking hat?
00:10:10.320 I'm going to throw the jab this way.
00:10:11.320 I'm going to throw the jab this way.
00:10:12.320 All right, baby.
00:10:13.060 You're going to throw the jab this way.
00:10:14.060 All right, baby.
00:10:15.060 I'm going to throw the jab this way as my hoodie.
00:10:18.060 You serious?
00:10:19.060 Is that what it says?
00:10:20.060 That's wild, bro.
00:10:22.060 It's crazy.
00:10:29.060 Double content.
00:10:30.060 You guys fucking with this?
00:10:31.060 This is fucking hilarious.
00:10:32.060 Bro, you literally look like a fucking KKK.
00:10:34.060 I do look like a KKK.
00:10:36.060 What's up?
00:10:39.060 How is that?
00:10:41.060 I keep thinking of the spit flying in your face,
00:10:44.060 and you scooping it into your mouth.
00:10:46.060 Yeah, so now you do that to me.
00:10:47.060 So we kissed.
00:10:48.060 Clippers.
00:10:49.060 I kissed Nico.
00:10:51.060 Vitaly makes out with Nico.
00:10:53.060 Hello.
00:10:54.060 That's actually really gross, bro.
00:10:56.060 That's it, bro.
00:10:57.060 We broke the ice.
00:10:58.060 We don't got to act like we don't want each other anymore.
00:11:00.060 Bro, that body count is crazy.
00:11:02.060 Yeah, I know.
00:11:03.060 I remember on Fresh and Fit, he couldn't even...
00:11:05.060 Fuck you.
00:11:06.060 I'm sorry, bro.
00:11:07.060 So wait, did our clips go crazy from the girlfriend thing?
00:11:10.060 Did it go viral?
00:11:11.060 Any of them hit on TikTok?
00:11:12.060 I see on Twitter they hit.
00:11:13.060 I don't go on TikTok, I don't know.
00:11:14.060 You really don't go on TikTok?
00:11:15.060 I don't go on TikTok.
00:11:16.060 You don't have a TikTok?
00:11:17.060 It's haram?
00:11:18.060 TikTok is just like a soul draining app.
00:11:20.060 No, but if you want to know, if your clips are...
00:11:22.060 Oh, you care about Instagram more, right?
00:11:24.060 Nah, I just tell someone on my team to do it.
00:11:27.060 Bro, it's okay, cheer up.
00:11:28.060 There's spit in my mouth right now, bro.
00:11:29.060 You're not gonna die, bro.
00:11:30.060 There's fucking...
00:11:31.060 Cheer the fuck up, bro.
00:11:32.060 Turn the mic on and off real quick.
00:11:33.060 Why?
00:11:34.060 People are seeing the lights and the floor.
00:11:35.060 I don't know if it's rumble, but...
00:11:36.060 Okay, turn the mics on and off.
00:11:37.060 I didn't get water.
00:11:38.060 Bro, you keep the spit ones.
00:11:39.060 No, I'm drinking mine.
00:11:40.060 I already spit in this one too.
00:11:41.060 Get a new one.
00:11:42.060 You spit in all of them?
00:11:43.060 What?
00:11:44.060 This is yours that you drink.
00:11:45.060 Did he spit in your drink too?
00:11:46.060 He better not.
00:11:47.060 No, that's...
00:11:48.060 Where's your drink?
00:11:49.060 No, no, I didn't touch that.
00:11:50.060 He better not.
00:11:51.060 No.
00:11:52.060 But I didn't spit, I just...
00:11:53.060 Nice.
00:11:54.060 Little bitch sippy cup.
00:11:55.060 Thank you.
00:11:56.060 And look, it's guarded at the top.
00:11:57.060 I got it.
00:11:58.060 I got it.
00:11:59.060 I got it.
00:12:00.060 I got it.
00:12:01.060 I got it.
00:12:02.060 I got it.
00:12:03.060 I got it.
00:12:04.060 I got it.
00:12:05.060 I got it.
00:12:06.060 I got it.
00:12:07.060 I got the little bitch cup.
00:12:08.060 Thank you.
00:12:09.060 And look, it's guarded at the top.
00:12:10.060 I got the little bitch cup.
00:12:11.060 I don't need to get any fucking OnlyFans spit in my mouth anymore.
00:12:14.060 Disgusting.
00:12:15.060 Hey.
00:12:16.060 How you doing?
00:12:17.060 I was trying to see how gay the hoodie was.
00:12:18.060 It's pretty gay.
00:12:19.060 Pretty gay.
00:12:20.060 What does it say?
00:12:21.060 I'm his...
00:12:22.060 She spelled hoodie wrong.
00:12:23.060 Dumb cunt.
00:12:24.060 Can't fucking spell.
00:12:25.060 Are you serious?
00:12:26.060 You spelled hoodie with I-E, not Y.
00:12:28.060 Right?
00:12:29.060 Yeah.
00:12:30.060 Oh my God.
00:12:31.060 I think she did it as a troll.
00:12:32.060 You should call her out.
00:12:33.060 I think she's a dumb woman who doesn't know how to spell.
00:12:34.060 Damn, bro.
00:12:35.060 You're gonna call her out of that?
00:12:37.060 Uh, excuse me?
00:12:38.060 I'm busy, dumbass.
00:12:39.060 You're not the only tech to land here.
00:12:40.060 Hey!
00:12:41.060 Woman IQ.
00:12:42.060 You spelled hoodie wrong.
00:12:43.060 I don't give a shit.
00:12:44.060 Yeah.
00:12:47.060 This is a wild fucking...
00:12:48.060 I think we got the best of luck.
00:12:49.060 This is a wild fucking place, bro.
00:12:50.060 Did you fix it?
00:12:51.060 Some people are saying it's fine.
00:12:53.060 I think it's fine, bro.
00:12:54.060 It's fine.
00:12:55.060 I think it's fine, bro.
00:12:56.060 It's fine.
00:12:57.060 He's always panicking.
00:12:58.060 My cameraman's on edge all the time, and yours is just here.
00:13:02.060 What?
00:13:03.060 Why is he scared of something?
00:13:05.060 He wants to...
00:13:06.060 He's on edge.
00:13:07.060 He's on edge.
00:13:08.060 He's stressed.
00:13:09.060 He's stressed out.
00:13:10.060 Oh, it just makes you feel uncomfortable?
00:13:11.060 I...
00:13:12.060 Well, he's on point.
00:13:13.060 When the stream's not working well, I get really panicky and stressed.
00:13:16.060 What did he do?
00:13:17.060 No, but I'll take it.
00:13:19.060 Next IRL...
00:13:20.060 Guys, I'm meeting a girl at 11pm, so I'm just saying...
00:13:23.060 You already fucking booked you?
00:13:24.060 Huh?
00:13:25.060 You already booked her?
00:13:26.060 I already...
00:13:27.060 I didn't book her.
00:13:28.060 She booked me.
00:13:29.060 There's no way you're pulling that.
00:13:30.060 No.
00:13:31.060 You're so...
00:13:32.060 Yeah, I am pulling that.
00:13:33.060 No, you know what she said?
00:13:34.060 You know what she said?
00:13:35.060 What'd she say?
00:13:36.060 My dick stinks.
00:13:37.060 Ew.
00:13:38.060 You know what she...
00:13:39.060 Yeah.
00:13:40.060 Come.
00:13:41.060 You know what she said?
00:13:42.060 She says, are you done yet?
00:13:43.060 I'm like, no, I'm collabing with a big streamer.
00:13:45.060 I gotta...
00:13:46.060 Let's do like 11, thinking she's gonna push back.
00:13:48.060 She goes, I'll see you at 11.
00:13:50.060 Fuck.
00:13:51.060 Pressure's on.
00:13:52.060 One more time.
00:13:53.060 I'm gonna get lost in the sauce in the city tonight.
00:13:55.060 Disgusting.
00:13:56.060 Let's do a video.
00:13:57.060 Hello.
00:13:58.060 Hello.
00:13:59.060 Hello.
00:14:00.060 Hello.
00:14:01.060 Are you Russian?
00:14:02.060 No, Sweden.
00:14:03.060 Sweden, okay.
00:14:04.060 See ya.
00:14:05.060 Alright.
00:14:15.060 Nice.
00:14:16.060 I want a hat too.
00:14:17.060 I know.
00:14:18.060 You should get a hat.
00:14:19.060 You want a hat?
00:14:20.060 Yo, TTS is going off, but we're not here yet.
00:14:22.060 Yeah.
00:14:23.060 I see comments, right?
00:14:24.060 TTS is going, yeah, this is crazy.
00:14:25.060 Needle's got PTSD.
00:14:26.060 Yeah.
00:14:27.060 What STDs did I just get right now?
00:14:29.060 No, I actually don't have STDs.
00:14:31.060 I'm serious.
00:14:32.060 I got tested.
00:14:33.060 Oh God.
00:14:34.060 Like six months ago.
00:14:35.060 Yeah.
00:14:36.060 And have you been on your...
00:14:37.060 I take my birth control.
00:14:38.060 Chad, we're gonna do an STD test IRL tomorrow.
00:14:43.060 Well, obviously we should.
00:14:44.060 No.
00:14:45.060 Fuck that.
00:14:46.060 Fuck that's so fucking gross.
00:14:48.060 Yo.
00:14:49.060 Like stream shit aside.
00:14:50.060 That's actually disgusting.
00:14:51.060 Can I confess?
00:14:52.060 Yes.
00:14:53.060 I don't have STD.
00:14:54.060 I have everything from A to the Z.
00:14:56.060 I'm cooked.
00:14:57.060 Yeah.
00:14:58.060 That's actually...
00:14:59.060 If there's anybody that did not want to drink their spit, it would be Vitaly.
00:15:03.060 Like anybody in the world that I can think of.
00:15:06.060 You guys are funny.
00:15:09.060 Vitaly's chat, what does he have?
00:15:10.060 Well, the chat, but the kick needs to fix our chat.
00:15:14.060 Damn.
00:15:15.060 My broken chat is moving faster than your regular chat?
00:15:18.060 That's insane, bro.
00:15:19.060 That's fucking crazy.
00:15:20.060 Hey, yeah.
00:15:21.060 Oh shit, they're trying to make it up.
00:15:22.060 Yo guys, spam some Ws.
00:15:23.060 No, it's a little bit delayed.
00:15:24.060 Oh, it's delayed?
00:15:25.060 Yeah.
00:15:26.060 Did you put that live or that's how it comes with?
00:15:28.060 Uh, my logo?
00:15:29.060 No, it says live.
00:15:30.060 No, that's Rumble.
00:15:31.060 No, that's Rumble.
00:15:32.060 Yeah.
00:15:33.060 Did you put that live or that's how it comes with?
00:15:35.060 Uh, my logo?
00:15:36.060 No, it says live.
00:15:37.060 No, it says live.
00:15:38.060 No, that's Rumble.
00:15:39.060 Oh, close.
00:15:40.060 You got 10K at Rumble, right?
00:15:45.060 Yeah, yeah, but not from live.
00:15:47.060 Huh?
00:15:48.060 No, not from live.
00:15:49.060 No, I already told the viewers that Chris is in the-
00:15:53.060 Hey, there you go.
00:15:54.060 Now it's moving a little bit, huh?
00:15:55.060 A little, just a little bit.
00:15:56.060 Just a little bit.
00:15:57.060 All right, all right.
00:15:58.060 Just a little bit.
00:15:59.060 No, but I told, yeah, Chris is in the building.
00:16:01.060 So I said, Eddie, if you're watching this or Aiden, Chris is in the building.
00:16:04.060 And he said he was what?
00:16:06.060 What?
00:16:07.060 He's interested?
00:16:08.060 He is interested.
00:16:09.060 No, for real.
00:16:10.060 Yeah, he is.
00:16:11.060 We'll lie.
00:16:12.060 He's interested.
00:16:13.060 I can do the introduction if you want, or I can just give you the, you know?
00:16:14.060 I don't know, bro.
00:16:15.060 And I'm gonna look at my commission.
00:16:16.060 But no, I'll introduce you.
00:16:17.060 No, I'm joking.
00:16:18.060 I'll introduce you.
00:16:19.060 I will.
00:16:20.060 I would love to see more good creators on Rumble, man.
00:16:21.060 Your boy Steve, man, he paid off your debt.
00:16:23.060 Congrats to Steve and congrats to you.
00:16:25.060 Thank you.
00:16:26.060 He left Rumble, bro.
00:16:27.060 He left me in like, I'm alone.
00:16:29.060 Oh, those drinks look good.
00:16:30.060 I'm already.
00:16:31.060 Thank you, bitch.
00:16:32.060 You don't talk to Carmen that way.
00:16:34.060 I don't give a shit what you say to me, but you be nice to Carmen.
00:16:37.060 What if I was bald under this?
00:16:38.060 I'll be on these lap, bitch.
00:16:39.060 That's my girl.
00:16:40.060 Don't fuck with Carmen.
00:16:41.060 You have a loud, shrill voice, punk.
00:16:43.060 I don't give a shit.
00:16:44.060 Oh.
00:16:45.060 What does it say?
00:16:46.060 My farts smell like strawberry jelly.
00:16:49.060 Take your shit.
00:16:50.060 Oh, she's calling me fruity.
00:16:51.060 Come here.
00:16:52.060 All right, what else you need?
00:16:54.060 We good?
00:16:55.060 Would you eat from this restaurant or no?
00:16:56.060 Yeah.
00:16:57.060 Somebody pass this guy a fork.
00:16:59.060 Stop talking all the damn forks over here.
00:17:01.060 Try it out loud.
00:17:02.060 All right.
00:17:03.060 Joe, you didn't order?
00:17:07.060 I'm not that hungry.
00:17:08.060 No.
00:17:09.060 I'm not eating this shit.
00:17:10.060 You want the wings?
00:17:11.060 No, but I want one, maybe.
00:17:13.060 I'll try one.
00:17:14.060 She pressed your bitch ass.
00:17:17.060 Chat, like, you would do anything if you were here?
00:17:19.060 That's crazy, bro.
00:17:23.060 Don't fucking tell me what to do.
00:17:24.060 You just told me to eat the fucking wings.
00:17:25.060 I'm not, bro.
00:17:26.060 I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm taking the, I'm taking the camera tonight for the fucking,
00:17:31.060 for my girl.
00:17:33.060 So how do you know this girl?
00:17:35.060 I don't.
00:17:36.060 I tried, I tried to get late six years ago.
00:17:38.060 She bailed on me and all of a sudden I blew up on cake and she can't stop blowing me up.
00:17:43.060 Isn't that crazy?
00:17:44.060 It's insane, man.
00:17:45.060 It's insane, man.
00:17:46.060 You need to hire that Ukrainian girl from the talent show.
00:17:49.060 You need to have her full time, man.
00:17:51.060 I know her teeth are a little yellow.
00:17:52.060 What?
00:17:53.060 That was my point of view.
00:17:55.060 But Ukrainian girl who was there, whiten your teeth a little bit and then you can work for Vitaly.
00:18:00.060 That's my suggestion.
00:18:05.060 Yeah, you're right.
00:18:06.060 You have butter teeth.
00:18:07.060 Butter teeth?
00:18:08.060 Isn't butter supposed to be white?
00:18:10.060 Oh no, butter yellow.
00:18:11.060 Butter is very yellow.
00:18:13.060 Well, at least she doesn't have veneers like you.
00:18:16.060 I don't.
00:18:17.060 That's crazy, bro.
00:18:18.060 Oh my God.
00:18:19.060 My teeth are chipped from Bradley Martin.
00:18:20.060 Is it really actually?
00:18:21.060 Yeah.
00:18:22.060 Look at my metal teeth.
00:18:23.060 That's a fucking hard dick.
00:18:24.060 How would that even be a possibility?
00:18:25.060 You chipped it.
00:18:26.060 Cement.
00:18:27.060 How does your mind go there every time?
00:18:28.060 I don't know.
00:18:29.060 I'm sorry.
00:18:30.060 You got a sick brain, Vitaly.
00:18:31.060 Do I really?
00:18:32.060 Can I see your search history?
00:18:33.060 Hell no.
00:18:34.060 Absolutely fucking no.
00:18:35.060 If we swap phones right now, you can see the difference.
00:18:36.060 Nah, bro.
00:18:37.060 Mine's like Quran quotes and yours is BBC and the bus.
00:18:38.060 No, no.
00:18:39.060 Literally.
00:18:40.060 Twin gets fucked by daddy.
00:18:41.060 Oh.
00:18:42.060 All right, you little shit.
00:18:43.060 Hey, listen to me.
00:18:44.060 You fucking slut.
00:18:45.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:46.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:47.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:48.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:49.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:50.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:51.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:52.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:53.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:54.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:55.060 I'm going to eat.
00:18:56.060 Hey, listen to me.
00:18:57.060 You fucking slut.
00:18:58.060 I'm going to eat that fucking pussy too.
00:18:59.060 No.
00:19:00.060 Why not?
00:19:01.060 Just shut up and eat your beans.
00:19:02.060 No.
00:19:03.060 Because you don't shit on them.
00:19:04.060 I don't want to.
00:19:05.060 If it doesn't have your shit, I don't want to eat it.
00:19:07.060 Why are they fucking cold, you stupid slut?
00:19:10.060 Get back in the kitchen, you whore.
00:19:12.060 You fucking, what is this fucking cold bitch?
00:19:14.060 Are you fucking serving a king?
00:19:15.060 You fucking dumb.
00:19:16.060 Fucking com-gozzler.
00:19:26.060 Good.
00:19:27.060 That's all you're good at fucking.
00:19:28.060 You used to do stripping fucking days, huh?
00:19:30.060 It reminds you of the dollar bills.
00:19:32.060 Now you fucking throw napkins.
00:19:33.060 She definitely was a stripper before too.
00:19:36.060 She definitely was one of the bad.
00:19:39.060 Should we press those guys that flipped this off earlier?
00:19:44.060 For being dumb YouTubers?
00:19:47.060 Yeah, we should go press them.
00:19:52.060 And this cunt still didn't find a cool ass table, as she said.
00:20:00.060 I ain't gonna lie, these poopy wings are kind of good.
00:20:05.060 No, the wings are fucking, this is such a fucking disgusting, bro.
00:20:08.060 Disgusting.
00:20:09.060 They're bad?
00:20:11.060 They're just cold.
00:20:12.060 Yours cold?
00:20:13.060 They're literally cold.
00:20:14.060 They're fucking microwaves.
00:20:15.060 They're okay.
00:20:17.060 No more, I'm on the diet.
00:20:20.060 How's the food?
00:20:21.060 I would say like, meh.
00:20:22.060 One out of ten.
00:20:24.060 I'm gonna give it a six.
00:20:25.060 I'm gonna give it a six.
00:20:26.060 No way.
00:20:27.060 Yes, press them.
00:20:28.060 Yeah, that'd be great content to go press that fucking guy who flipped this off.
00:20:30.060 Which one?
00:20:31.060 That was that old guy who flipped this off earlier.
00:20:35.060 And came and said, oh, YouTubers.
00:20:40.060 Well, he's wrong, because we ain't YouTubers.
00:20:44.060 You want some of that?
00:20:45.060 Very true, actually.
00:20:46.060 You want it or not?
00:20:47.060 Because I'm gonna put it away.
00:20:48.060 Okay.
00:20:49.060 Take it next to your side.
00:20:50.060 Fucking garbage.
00:20:51.060 How's your alfredo?
00:20:52.060 Good?
00:20:53.060 That was fire.
00:20:54.060 No, it's just cold.
00:20:55.060 But I'm on the diet, bro.
00:20:56.060 I got a mission.
00:20:57.060 I'm dialed in.
00:20:58.060 You've been doing good.
00:20:59.060 You've been doing good.
00:21:00.060 I've been dialed in.
00:21:01.060 I'm gonna pop a zen.
00:21:02.060 That's it.
00:21:03.060 That's my appetite suppressant.
00:21:04.060 That's actually how models stay in shape all the time.
00:21:06.060 Just smoke cigarettes and cocaine, 24-7.
00:21:08.060 No, they eat cotton.
00:21:09.060 Cock?
00:21:10.060 Cotton.
00:21:11.060 Cotton?
00:21:12.060 Cotton.
00:21:13.060 I heard it spills up your stomach and it makes you throw up, because they expand.
00:21:16.060 That's what I heard the LA diet is.
00:21:17.060 Yeah, I think nicotine is like a much better option.
00:21:22.060 Can I get one?
00:21:23.060 Yeah, but I don't know how I'm out of breath so easy.
00:21:27.060 Yeah, you got really tired wrestling.
00:21:29.060 You weren't trolling?
00:21:30.060 No, bro.
00:21:36.060 Yeah, this probably fucks your cardio.
00:21:37.060 Yeah, Chad, thanks for hanging out with us, guys.
00:21:39.060 Thank you for bringing me here.
00:21:40.060 I'm actually having fun.
00:21:41.060 You guys are climbing.
00:21:42.060 Yeah, climbing, true.
00:21:44.060 This is the start of the stream, too.
00:21:46.060 Is the Indian Twink live?
00:21:48.060 And Aiden's live, right?
00:21:50.060 I don't know.
00:21:51.060 Oh yeah, you're on a different platform.
00:21:52.060 A whole different website, yeah.
00:21:54.060 A whole different website.
00:21:57.060 Do you think that racism is allowed here or no?
00:22:00.060 That's a good boy.
00:22:01.060 Why would...
00:22:03.060 Racism is all racist, not just black people.
00:22:05.060 Yeah.
00:22:06.060 Hey, what do you mean my boy?
00:22:08.060 Your brother.
00:22:09.060 What do you mean boy?
00:22:10.060 Your boy, that's your boy.
00:22:11.060 Boy?
00:22:12.060 Yeah.
00:22:15.060 Is he always like this off camera, too?
00:22:17.060 Mm-hmm.
00:22:18.060 What do you do?
00:22:19.060 No, see how you really feel?
00:22:21.060 Yeah, how do you feel?
00:22:22.060 No, it's cool.
00:22:23.060 No, it's cool.
00:22:24.060 Wow, what kind of racist joke?
00:22:25.060 He calls you boy.
00:22:27.060 That's my...
00:22:28.060 Your guy?
00:22:29.060 Your brother?
00:22:30.060 To another mother?
00:22:34.060 You're funny, bro.
00:22:35.060 Are we going to Furpramon Street after this?
00:22:36.060 Yeah, I'm down.
00:22:37.060 Really?
00:22:38.060 Yeah.
00:22:39.060 For a little bit.
00:22:41.060 That's like old Vegas.
00:22:42.060 That's like crackhead central.
00:22:43.060 I like it.
00:22:44.060 Selim's called me.
00:22:45.060 Who?
00:22:46.060 Selim.
00:22:47.060 Hey, Selim, what's good?
00:22:49.060 We're at Dick's right now.
00:22:51.060 We're at Dick's right now.
00:22:54.060 This is the dick restaurant where you coast people out.
00:22:57.060 Are you at Red Rock?
00:22:58.060 No, they didn't let me serve the table.
00:23:01.060 They didn't let me serve the table, guys.
00:23:02.060 They said the corporate is not letting us.
00:23:04.060 Nah, you can just serve the table.
00:23:05.060 Are you at Red Rock?
00:23:06.060 Yeah, I'm at Red Rock.
00:23:07.060 Where you at?
00:23:08.060 I'm lying, bro.
00:23:09.060 This kid's in fucking Miami, I swear.
00:23:10.060 No, he's at Red Rock.
00:23:11.060 We did a collab yesterday, bro.
00:23:13.060 Actually, you're with Osgott right now?
00:23:15.060 I'm here.
00:23:16.060 I'm at Australia.
00:23:17.060 Okay, we'll see you later.
00:23:18.060 We're just going to go walk around Fremont.
00:23:20.060 We can come with you at Red Rock after.
00:23:23.060 Alright?
00:23:25.060 Hey, look at his cute face.
00:23:28.060 What'd you say?
00:23:29.060 Did he get manhandled?
00:23:30.060 Did he get manhandled?
00:23:31.060 What?
00:23:36.060 What do you mean?
00:23:37.060 I'll wrestle you.
00:23:40.060 That would be a good match.
00:23:41.060 Nah, I got it.
00:23:42.060 Easy.
00:23:43.060 Easy.
00:23:44.060 What did he say about me?
00:23:45.060 He said that he manhandled me.
00:23:46.060 Oh.
00:23:47.060 No, I said, I said, no, I said that Fatale manhandled me.
00:23:50.060 That's, that's what I just said.
00:23:53.060 I mean, we got a size difference.
00:23:54.060 It's okay.
00:23:56.060 Once a twink is always a twink.
00:23:58.060 But it's so funny how you call it.
00:24:00.060 He's switching up.
00:24:01.060 He's like, oh my God, Saleem has, he's probably going to tag me on Instagram.
00:24:03.060 So let me run to you.
00:24:04.060 Let me run to you.
00:24:05.060 I'm not running.
00:24:06.060 I was getting bored for the stream.
00:24:07.060 You're fucking tying your shoes already, bro.
00:24:09.060 It's crazy.
00:24:10.060 You're wild for that one, bro.
00:24:11.060 Alright, whatever, man.
00:24:12.060 Salam alaykum.
00:24:13.060 What the fuck you guys throwing tomatoes for, bro?
00:24:20.060 Napkin from the ground?
00:24:21.060 Yeah.
00:24:26.060 You're welcome.
00:24:28.060 How did you see that wrestling video already?
00:24:30.060 What the fuck, man?
00:24:36.060 Yo, let me ask you something, bro.
00:24:38.060 Yeah.
00:24:41.060 What the fuck do you do on Kremlin Street?
00:24:43.060 Like, if you don't prank people, do you just go interview people?
00:24:46.060 What up, man?
00:24:47.060 What up, man?
00:24:48.060 It's just, like, a fun place.
00:24:49.060 There's a lot of people hanging out.
00:24:50.060 There's, like, performers, magicians.
00:24:52.060 There's, like, strippers.
00:24:53.060 No, I know.
00:24:54.060 Like, you go up and talk to them?
00:24:55.060 Yeah, I think we should troll people.
00:24:56.060 No, yeah, for sure.
00:24:59.060 Why, you don't want to go anymore?
00:25:00.060 No, I do.
00:25:01.060 No, I do.
00:25:02.060 I'm just saying, I have a prank cleanse.
00:25:03.060 Do you want to shoot a prank?
00:25:04.060 I do.
00:25:05.060 Really?
00:25:06.060 Let me do it, yeah.
00:25:07.060 Yeah.
00:25:08.060 Are you going to prank me?
00:25:09.060 No.
00:25:10.060 Nice, nice, nice, nice.
00:25:11.060 I'm always on edge, man.
00:25:12.060 I'm always on edge.
00:25:13.060 Oh, my God.
00:25:14.060 That's funny.
00:25:15.060 Sneaker would be hilarious.
00:25:16.060 You would bait so quick.
00:25:18.060 Please.
00:25:19.060 Come on.
00:25:20.060 What?
00:25:21.060 Oh, now he's thinking of ideas.
00:25:22.060 What prank do you want to do?
00:25:23.060 I'll do it.
00:25:24.060 Chad, should I do it?
00:25:25.060 No, we're just going to serve the peace.
00:25:26.060 Let's get into a fight.
00:25:27.060 We've got security.
00:25:28.060 Get into a fight and, like, get everybody scared?
00:25:30.060 Yeah, why do you have security?
00:25:31.060 You don't even do any risky shit.
00:25:33.060 I've had a lot of problems in Vegas.
00:25:35.060 You serious?
00:25:36.060 Yeah.
00:25:37.060 Like, what?
00:25:38.060 Stream snipers, like, someone threatening to shoot me.
00:25:40.060 Yeah, bro.
00:25:41.060 In the comments?
00:25:42.060 Do you believe comments?
00:25:43.060 Bro, he came to the restaurant literally in this exact situation.
00:25:44.060 I was eating with Bryce Hall.
00:25:45.060 Yes.
00:25:46.060 And someone came up and he said, fuck you, Sneeko.
00:25:48.060 And then he left and he was on stream saying he had a gun.
00:25:50.060 And then the next day my security saw him and beat the fuck out of him.
00:25:53.060 You dig it?
00:25:54.060 Yeah.
00:25:55.060 You guys beat the fuck out of him?
00:25:56.060 No, my security and his team did.
00:25:57.060 Well, so now he's looking for you.
00:25:59.060 So now he's looking for you.
00:26:00.060 That's why I got security.
00:26:01.060 So we're good.
00:26:02.060 Is he packing?
00:26:03.060 I hope so.
00:26:04.060 I mean, yeah.
00:26:05.060 I mean, security, yeah.
00:26:06.060 No, but it's just crazy.
00:26:07.060 So I'm probably going to be hit first because I'm wearing a bright pink hoodie.
00:26:11.060 I don't think.
00:26:12.060 No, you look gay.
00:26:13.060 So they're not going to think.
00:26:14.060 That's true.
00:26:15.060 They're not going to think it's like a rape charge or something.
00:26:16.060 Have you really had that before?
00:26:17.060 That's wild.
00:26:18.060 Yeah, a couple of times.
00:26:19.060 Chad, do you remember that?
00:26:20.060 That was with Bryce and Sam Frank actually when that happened.
00:26:23.060 I think.
00:26:24.060 What have you been famous for a year?
00:26:25.060 I've been famous for 11 years and that never happened.
00:26:26.060 That's never happened?
00:26:27.060 It's called great news.
00:26:28.060 Bro, that's how fucked up content creators are.
00:26:29.060 It's like someone threatens to shoot you and you're like, oh, that never happened to me.
00:26:32.060 Like, it's like an ego thing.
00:26:34.060 No, I don't want to happen.
00:26:35.060 I would go crazy.
00:26:36.060 You think it would spaz out?
00:26:38.060 No, I would end up TMZ again.
00:26:39.060 I would take his gun and shoot him three times.
00:26:41.060 Maybe ten.
00:26:42.060 I would not.
00:26:43.060 Three's enough.
00:26:44.060 I'll leave a full clip in the head.
00:26:45.060 Empty a clip?
00:26:46.060 Yeah, and then I would take his blood and wipe it on my face.
00:26:48.060 You actually would.
00:26:49.060 You would drink it.
00:26:50.060 Yeah.
00:26:51.060 Your tongue would be out with the blood.
00:26:52.060 They call me Strange Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:26:54.060 Do they really?
00:26:55.060 Yeah, because they're just laying his nose.
00:26:56.060 Okay.
00:26:57.060 Yeah.
00:26:58.060 Yeah.
00:26:59.060 You've never had any streamstrippers, no problems at all.
00:27:02.060 You, bro.
00:27:03.060 You, like, you be...
00:27:04.060 People...
00:27:05.060 Well, don't give people ideas now, but no, I don't.
00:27:07.060 That's good.
00:27:08.060 I don't think people hate me.
00:27:09.060 Maybe on the internet, but...
00:27:11.060 You never know, man.
00:27:12.060 I inspire people.
00:27:14.060 I change their life.
00:27:15.060 Vitaly thinks he's John Wick.
00:27:17.060 That's funny.
00:27:18.060 Go to the old man that flipped you off.
00:27:20.060 Is it time?
00:27:21.060 Should we go press him?
00:27:23.060 That's so funny.
00:27:24.060 I've never eaten.
00:27:25.060 We're barely ate.
00:27:27.060 Take a wink.
00:27:28.060 Fuck no.
00:27:29.060 I'm not hungry.
00:27:30.060 You want a wink?
00:27:31.060 You sure?
00:27:32.060 Have a wink, man.
00:27:34.060 Snaps?
00:27:35.060 Okay.
00:27:36.060 Vitaly is crazy.
00:27:37.060 I don't think so, man.
00:27:38.060 I don't think so.
00:27:39.060 We need Vitaly and Fousey on stream.
00:27:41.060 Yes, we do.
00:27:42.060 You have Fousey's number?
00:27:43.060 Yeah.
00:27:44.060 FaceTime him right now.
00:27:45.060 He's in Saudi Arabia right now.
00:27:46.060 To do what?
00:27:47.060 Millicking camels?
00:27:48.060 No.
00:27:49.060 He's doing Umrah.
00:27:50.060 It's part of, like, a Muslim rite of passage.
00:27:52.060 It's like, you go visit...
00:27:54.060 I thought you were a real Muslim.
00:27:55.060 Why are you not there?
00:27:56.060 I just went.
00:27:57.060 I just came back from Mexico.
00:27:58.060 No.
00:27:59.060 I know why you went to Saudi.
00:28:00.060 What?
00:28:01.060 The word on the street.
00:28:02.060 What?
00:28:03.060 You're getting fucking paid by the Saudis to get up your booty, bro.
00:28:04.060 If some...
00:28:05.060 Okay.
00:28:06.060 The booty part...
00:28:07.060 You have Emirates first class, camels shitting on you, bro.
00:28:08.060 Actually, I took a private jet.
00:28:09.060 I know exactly.
00:28:10.060 I don't need Emirates first class.
00:28:11.060 You flew a private jet, so you're definitely getting fucking fucked by a camel for taking a private jet.
00:28:15.060 Okay, bro.
00:28:16.060 Okay, bro.
00:28:17.060 That's crazy, bro.
00:28:18.060 That's crazy.
00:28:19.060 I didn't get pooped on.
00:28:20.060 I didn't get fucked on.
00:28:21.060 You know where this conversation's going?
00:28:23.060 Where's it going?
00:28:24.060 Can you fucking hook me up?
00:28:26.060 I'm not gonna do that.
00:28:29.060 I don't have the connection and...
00:28:30.060 Bro, come on.
00:28:31.060 I shaved my asshole last night.
00:28:32.060 Even if...
00:28:33.060 That's disgusting.
00:28:34.060 Why would you...
00:28:35.060 What?
00:28:36.060 Don't look at me when you say that.
00:28:39.060 Even if I had that connection, I wouldn't give that to you, Vitaly.
00:28:41.060 I know, but my mind is literally sexual, right?
00:28:42.060 I gotta...
00:28:43.060 Do I gotta read more books?
00:28:44.060 Can you recommend me some books to read?
00:28:46.060 Uh, the Quran.
00:28:47.060 Why is my mind so sexual?
00:28:48.060 The Bible.
00:28:49.060 Because you probably are a porn addicted brain.
00:28:52.060 Huh?
00:28:53.060 You probably watch a lot of porn every day.
00:28:54.060 You definitely...
00:28:55.060 Look at the way you're laughing.
00:28:56.060 You watch porn every single day.
00:28:58.060 Not every single day.
00:28:59.060 Bro, you're too afraid to show me your search history right now.
00:29:01.060 Nah, hell, you're not touching that.
00:29:02.060 And if you're afraid, not afraid of showing your search history, then you got a sick phone,
00:29:06.060 bro.
00:29:07.060 You got a fucked up mind.
00:29:08.060 Yeah, whatever.
00:29:09.060 For me to know, for you to find out.
00:29:11.060 I don't want...
00:29:12.060 I already know.
00:29:13.060 It's very obvious.
00:29:14.060 I got a big bet if you wanna come, bro.
00:29:15.060 I'm not coming.
00:29:16.060 Even the lingo you use, like twink, and like everything is very like...
00:29:20.060 You know?
00:29:21.060 But...
00:29:22.060 It is what it is, bro.
00:29:23.060 Hey, that's you.
00:29:24.060 That's you.
00:29:25.060 Nah, but for real.
00:29:26.060 You read it.
00:29:27.060 You read it.
00:29:28.060 Wait, we were just supposed to call Fuzi when we went to a fucking porn.
00:29:31.060 The way he's in Saudi, bro.
00:29:32.060 What time is it?
00:29:33.060 He's probably gonna be pissed if you FaceTime him right now.
00:29:34.060 You're gonna put me on the face.
00:29:35.060 He's gonna be shocked.
00:29:36.060 Yeah, I don't want to do that too.
00:29:37.060 Yeah, he doesn't want to be on stream either right now.
00:29:39.060 Yeah.
00:29:40.060 He doesn't want to be on stream.
00:29:41.060 Shut up, you fucking dude.
00:29:42.060 You're about to die, bro.
00:29:43.060 Shut up.
00:29:44.060 She can't hear you.
00:29:45.060 That insult was that nobody.
00:29:46.060 Nah, nah.
00:29:47.060 Nah, I can't say you're about to die.
00:29:48.060 That's...
00:29:49.060 Fuck it.
00:29:50.060 I'm gonna say it.
00:29:51.060 I'm gonna say it.
00:29:52.060 I have to, bro.
00:29:53.060 I'm gonna say it.
00:29:54.060 I don't have balls.
00:29:55.060 I need to prove myself that I have balls.
00:29:56.060 I'm about to say it.
00:29:58.060 He's gonna fall, chat.
00:29:59.060 Chat, what's going on, bro?
00:30:01.060 I miss y'all.
00:30:02.060 Call Fousey?
00:30:03.060 I can't, man.
00:30:04.060 Oh, I got a bumble match.
00:30:05.060 Vitaly doesn't have his wisdom teeth in?
00:30:07.060 Why are they saying that?
00:30:08.060 I don't have my wisdom teeth.
00:30:09.060 Okay, neither do I.
00:30:10.060 Were you supposed to get replaced?
00:30:11.060 Neither do I.
00:30:12.060 But Vitaly's a nasty motherfucker.
00:30:15.060 Yeah, bro.
00:30:16.060 No, why'd you go...
00:30:17.060 I'm not nasty, bro.
00:30:18.060 Bro, you even talk about...
00:30:19.060 Hey, man.
00:30:20.060 Is that the guy who slipped me off earlier?
00:30:21.060 Hey!
00:30:22.060 No, that's not him.
00:30:23.060 Different guy?
00:30:24.060 No.
00:30:25.060 Am I racist?
00:30:26.060 Or do I look like the same old white guy?
00:30:27.060 I love how you're acting so tough with security.
00:30:29.060 Without security, we're in the shit.
00:30:30.060 Bro, am I just like an Asian neon?
00:30:33.060 That's actually pretty...
00:30:34.060 With the hat you are, bro.
00:30:35.060 That's pretty fucking funny, bro.
00:30:36.060 I wouldn't even act tough.
00:30:37.060 All I said was, hey.
00:30:38.060 I'm not even trying to flex security.
00:30:39.060 Yeah, when he comes in and says, what's up, my boy?
00:30:42.060 I can handle a situation without security.
00:30:45.060 Security is if somebody comes with a gun.
00:30:46.060 No, but you're a great speaker.
00:30:47.060 How you doing?
00:30:48.060 You know, this is the Dick's restaurant.
00:30:51.060 You know that, right?
00:30:52.060 I do.
00:30:53.060 I'm from here.
00:30:54.060 Oh, you are?
00:30:55.060 Yeah.
00:30:56.060 Do you want to come in?
00:30:57.060 No, I want to join you.
00:30:58.060 I want to follow you on TikTok, though.
00:30:59.060 Come here.
00:31:00.060 Come, bitch.
00:31:01.060 Come on, be a good...
00:31:02.060 Sorry.
00:31:03.060 No, why are you sorry?
00:31:04.060 I just said bitch in front of the phone.
00:31:05.060 Good.
00:31:06.060 Good.
00:31:07.060 That's what she deserves.
00:31:08.060 She blows through the fucking kitchen.
00:31:09.060 Come on in.
00:31:10.060 Come here.
00:31:11.060 Give me your TikTok, real quick.
00:31:12.060 Don't be an asshole.
00:31:13.060 No.
00:31:14.060 Don't be an ass.
00:31:15.060 You smell good.
00:31:16.060 I should fuck sit down.
00:31:17.060 Would you guys down to have a threesome with me?
00:31:19.060 Oh, my God.
00:31:20.060 I'm sorry.
00:31:21.060 He's joking.
00:31:22.060 He's joking.
00:31:23.060 I'm not fucking joking.
00:31:24.060 He's joking.
00:31:25.060 And you scared him away.
00:31:26.060 Like, of course, bro.
00:31:27.060 Yeah, you were scared of it because you made it so awkward.
00:31:28.060 It's a normal conversation.
00:31:29.060 Oh, my God.
00:31:30.060 In Russia, I want to say, hi, how are you?
00:31:31.060 You say, can I have a threesome?
00:31:32.060 Man, I need to learn more about that culture.
00:31:33.060 What's up, bitch?
00:31:34.060 I'm like, we're going to think we're good.
00:31:35.060 Can I get the check, whore?
00:31:37.060 Give me my money, fucker.
00:31:39.060 I like the way you say that.
00:31:40.060 That was...
00:31:41.060 Can I have your number, honey?
00:31:42.060 She is kind of hot, I'm not going to lie.
00:31:43.060 She's a babe.
00:31:44.060 I would love to put you in that lingerie and lick you all over.
00:31:47.060 Baby oil that booty hole.
00:31:48.060 Nah, bro.
00:31:49.060 Come here for a sec.
00:31:50.060 I appreciate it, bro.
00:31:51.060 Yeah, for sure.
00:31:52.060 I appreciate it.
00:31:53.060 Come on, man.
00:31:54.060 Of course, Vitaly.
00:31:55.060 Of course.
00:31:56.060 I just spit in my hand.
00:31:57.060 Oh, fuck.
00:31:58.060 What's up?
00:31:59.060 Hey, man.
00:32:00.060 I got that, bro.
00:32:01.060 What?
00:32:02.060 Did you get it, dude?
00:32:03.060 Yeah.
00:32:04.060 Vitaly spit all over my hand.
00:32:06.060 What's up, man?
00:32:07.060 You ready?
00:32:08.060 How you doing, brother?
00:32:09.060 What's your name?
00:32:10.060 Alan.
00:32:11.060 Alan.
00:32:12.060 What's proper?
00:32:13.060 Yeah.
00:32:14.060 What's up, Vitaly?
00:32:15.060 How you doing?
00:32:16.060 How old are you?
00:32:17.060 18.
00:32:18.060 18.
00:32:19.060 He's old enough.
00:32:20.060 Perfect for him.
00:32:21.060 No, no, no, no.
00:32:22.060 Hey, bro, do you mind if I get a quick thing?
00:32:23.060 Yeah, sure, asshole.
00:32:24.060 Yeah.
00:32:25.060 It's the dick rusher.
00:32:26.060 Are you still going to support him when he comes out of the closet?
00:32:27.060 Oh, my God.
00:32:28.060 No, no.
00:32:29.060 Absolutely not.
00:32:30.060 We don't like gay people.
00:32:31.060 So, yeah.
00:32:32.060 Nice to meet you, man.
00:32:33.060 All right, bro.
00:32:34.060 Have a good one.
00:32:35.060 Don't ever say that you don't like gay people.
00:32:36.060 Don't ever say that you don't like gay people.
00:32:37.060 What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
00:32:38.060 Huh?
00:32:39.060 What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:32:40.060 Why would you say you don't like gay people?
00:32:41.060 Bro, you've been talking about spitting on an asshole and wetting poop around and spitting
00:32:43.060 in drinks, but like...
00:32:44.060 I'm trisexual, you know that, right?
00:32:45.060 Tri?
00:32:46.060 Yeah.
00:32:47.060 What's the three?
00:32:48.060 The squirrel.
00:32:49.060 It's a pussy bucket.
00:32:50.060 I usually carry it around with me when I need it.
00:32:51.060 Can I see it?
00:32:52.060 No, I don't have it today.
00:32:53.060 Bro, then you're not a real trisexual if you don't have it on you.
00:32:54.060 I broke it into pieces.
00:32:55.060 But no, don't say it about that gay people, bro.
00:32:56.060 If you're gay, that's okay.
00:32:57.060 $20 is $20.
00:33:02.060 Soft pillow.
00:33:03.060 You have a long tongue, you know that?
00:33:06.060 Like it's been...
00:33:07.060 Look, you're getting fucking excited.
00:33:08.060 I'm not getting excited.
00:33:09.060 It's like demonic.
00:33:10.060 It's not even like...
00:33:11.060 Like it's just...
00:33:12.060 It's like a lizard.
00:33:13.060 It's...
00:33:14.060 Like creepy long, bro.
00:33:15.060 Yeah, why do you think girls fucking call me all year around for a fucking...
00:33:18.060 Round two, round three, round four, round five?
00:33:20.060 Do they?
00:33:21.060 Because he pussy like a shrimp front fry.
00:33:23.060 Ew.
00:33:28.060 Vitality's the type of dude, like if she's bleeding, he keeps going.
00:33:30.060 Oh, 100%.
00:33:31.060 Yeah.
00:33:32.060 Vitality's the type of guy that...
00:33:33.060 There's nothing wrong with being a vampire, bro.
00:33:35.060 Nothing.
00:33:36.060 There's a lot wrong with that.
00:33:37.060 There's nothing wrong.
00:33:38.060 There's nothing wrong.
00:33:39.060 It's...
00:33:40.060 It's called natural bolot, bro.
00:33:41.060 It's called excretion from filth.
00:33:42.060 You got some money?
00:33:43.060 Uh, yes, bitch.
00:33:45.060 All right.
00:33:46.060 How do you think my teeth stay so white?
00:33:49.060 Eat a lot of bloody pussy.
00:33:50.060 It's disgusting.
00:33:51.060 Disgusting.
00:33:52.060 They keep saying...
00:33:55.060 They're saying go back to Russia.
00:33:56.060 What do you have to say to them?
00:33:57.060 Go back to Russia?
00:33:58.060 Putin is my father.
00:33:59.060 You kind of look like him.
00:34:01.060 Bro, you fucking kidding me?
00:34:02.060 Hold on.
00:34:03.060 No camera roll.
00:34:04.060 Bro, I'm gonna show you a picture with me.
00:34:05.060 I don't want to see your camera roll.
00:34:06.060 No, no.
00:34:07.060 It's with a baby.
00:34:08.060 I'm not gonna show you my camera roll.
00:34:10.060 You're gonna get fucking excited.
00:34:15.060 Me and my dad, bro.
00:34:19.060 Why are you laughing?
00:34:20.060 You want to show him?
00:34:21.060 All right.
00:34:22.060 Let's talk.
00:34:23.060 A lot of you.
00:34:24.060 Love you, man.
00:34:25.060 Thanks, con.
00:34:26.060 Me and my father.
00:34:27.060 I will, actually.
00:34:28.060 I want you guys to go to Russia to meet my father for the first time in 31 years.
00:34:31.060 No joke.
00:34:32.060 Me and Putin.
00:34:35.060 And you know what's funny?
00:34:36.060 That nobody fucking believes me.
00:34:37.060 That's the crazy part.
00:34:38.060 I got it for my daughter.
00:34:41.060 Thank you for, thank you for your fucking chicken wing.
00:34:45.060 Wow, you don't like me with that?
00:34:47.060 I kind of like it.
00:34:48.060 It was a good look.
00:34:49.060 It was a good look.
00:34:50.060 So you're puking back.
00:34:51.060 I actually know what we should do with these hats.
00:34:53.060 We should.
00:34:54.060 I'm gonna use it as a condom to fuck you with my head.
00:34:59.060 I thought you were being a dog that was like itching yourself too much.
00:35:01.060 No.
00:35:02.060 I bought a condom with my head.
00:35:03.060 Okay.
00:35:04.060 I like to fuck with my head.
00:35:05.060 I was thinking something completely different.
00:35:09.060 See, that's where our minds are at.
00:35:10.060 I was thinking clan hood.
00:35:11.060 he was thinking condom.
00:35:12.060 Our brains are just far for tally, man.
00:35:13.060 Please don't turn around.
00:35:14.060 What?
00:35:15.060 What happened?
00:35:16.060 You saw it?
00:35:17.060 Some old guy just came up here.
00:35:18.060 I'm just.
00:35:19.060 You got to fuck you with my head.
00:35:20.060 I thought you were being a dog.
00:35:21.060 I thought you were being a dog that was like itching yourself too much.
00:35:22.060 No.
00:35:23.060 I bought a condom on my head.
00:35:24.060 I like to fuck with my head.
00:35:25.060 I was thinking something completely different.
00:35:26.060 See, that's where our minds are at.
00:35:27.060 I was thinking clan hood.
00:35:28.060 He was thinking condom.
00:35:30.060 Our brains are just fucked with Tally, man.
00:35:34.060 We can go turn around.
00:35:35.060 What happened?
00:35:36.060 you saw it some old some old guy just came up here oh are you scared of an old guy now bro
00:35:44.140 no i just didn't see that so like that's great you you always think that i'm getting pressed and
00:35:48.000 scared but i'll give you that you're good at boxing i saw you smart i was proud of you yeah
00:35:54.660 but why don't you want to fight anybody i do want to fight cool i do want to fight you want to fight
00:35:58.780 because you know you're gonna win no i would fight somebody on this card how much do you weight 165
00:36:03.660 so if i drop to 165 you down if you drop all the way to 165 what do you think is gonna happen
00:36:08.160 this is from 230 to once if i lost 90 pounds if you drop to 165 i'll fight you that's great
00:36:13.720 if you drop to 165 well they do it for acting they just eat an apple a day for a year there's no
00:36:18.920 chance you're gonna actually dedicate that much time to spar me on aiden's fucking yeah ghetto card
00:36:23.160 ghetto card are you fucking kidding yo are you disrespecting fucking ssd like that now you're
00:36:28.940 trying to fucking ghetto card bro i would ghetto card you got invited to neon's card bro that that's
00:36:34.760 like fucking hood bro that's not that's like that's luxury bro that's like 7-eleven yeah that's
00:36:41.220 it that is bro i would i think there was a couple people that called me out on this card that i yeah
00:36:44.900 i would fight i would fight i don't really train every day with boxer in miami no not every day
00:36:50.260 not every day uh should we head out you want to get it yeah i mean what else but we should
00:36:55.500 uh like get one more clip farm before we get out of here huh clip farm i got enough clips bro
00:37:00.320 hey man ciao why about to go on the street how you doing you like youtube videos i've seen a few
00:37:10.240 i've been in a few what did you what youtube videos you know danny duncan is yeah of course i know danny
00:37:14.020 duncan danny duncan filmed me one night right at this table right here what happened did you flip him
00:37:18.680 off too no uh we got a lap dance for my taco and uh for his buddy a lap dance how mad would you be if i
00:37:25.000 think he's got like uh 20 million views on that wait you gave the lap dance it's fucking huge
00:37:29.960 yeah he's a funny guy i've never heard of that really good he's a youtuber danny duncan can i suck
00:37:33.560 your dick not tonight okay maybe there okay perfect look it off the chin okay perfect yes i got you
00:37:41.760 boy what's wrong thank you i did not expect that interaction to go like that at all he was cool
00:37:50.220 okay let's get out of here huh double your wrist vitalio is mad at snico i'm not mad at him i would
00:37:59.820 be mad at snico i'm having so much fun people saying w do you deal no we're is this our last collab
00:38:06.300 no we should keep going we should keep going if you want to yeah yeah no i'm not saying i'm going
00:38:10.880 home now i'm not a bitch saying for next time for the future no yeah we gotta keep going bro
00:38:14.720 be more homophobic yes we will no did you did you explode after my stream is that why you're hitting
00:38:19.380 me up non-stop my phone rings all day from your calls please come out with me what did i text you
00:38:24.640 like one time no but i felt proud it's so funny it was fun i didn't expect it four years ago i was
00:38:30.000 like no one's gonna hit me up but now i'm fucking sneak i was like please please king welcome me to
00:38:34.700 your kingdom please yeah this is the last collab we're doing the duo's over now oh my god
00:38:40.100 it's done okay we got the press on all right let's get out of here all right let's get it