SNEAKO - September 28, 2024


SNEAKO X ADIN ROSS SHABAT DINNER


Episode Stats

Length

39 minutes

Words per Minute

220.09058

Word Count

8,650

Sentence Count

1,227

Misogynist Sentences

59

Hate Speech Sentences

63


Summary

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In this episode, Rabbi Mayer and Siniko talk about what it means to be a Jew on Shabbat, the differences between a Jewish head covering and a Muslim one, and the importance of a head covering in shidduchot.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 You do?
00:00:02.740 Time for a Jew dinner.
00:00:04.140 We're doing Shabbat dinner, me and Siniko.
00:00:05.980 If you've been enjoying the Aiden Siniko streams, put W's in the chat, man.
00:00:09.000 I think they've been very fun.
00:00:10.460 Let's go three for three.
00:00:11.580 Let's go three for three, and then tomorrow we'll go four for four.
00:00:14.380 All right, now are you staying for Kevin or not, kid?
00:00:17.920 We'll see.
00:00:18.720 I feel like I have no connection to Kevin.
00:00:20.560 Like, that's your friend.
00:00:21.600 I understand, but he wants to meet you, bro.
00:00:22.860 He's a fan, bro.
00:00:23.740 He called me a cuck.
00:00:24.640 Like, I don't think he wants to be my friend.
00:00:25.900 Do you know what he calls me?
00:00:27.160 What?
00:00:27.420 I'm not going to say it right now.
00:00:28.560 What?
00:00:28.960 There's a rabbi here, by the way.
00:00:29.660 Exactly.
00:00:30.260 Okay, we're going to be respectful.
00:00:31.420 It's going to be fine.
00:00:31.820 Very respectful day.
00:00:32.940 And shout out to Aiden for being really respectful at the mosque, and I want to reciprocate the energy right now.
00:00:36.820 Hi, everyone.
00:00:37.320 My name is Rabbi Mayer Dubrowski.
00:00:39.360 I'm a rabbi here in Toronto at the Yorkville Jewish Center, midtown to downtown Toronto.
00:00:45.700 And I love the messaging you guys both said.
00:00:47.680 Siniko, Aiden, you know, I feel like the internet tends to divide us.
00:00:51.940 Social media tends to divide us.
00:00:53.380 But I feel like we've got to focus on the 99% that we have in common, not the 1% that divides us.
00:00:59.660 Right.
00:01:00.160 I was in a fiddler on the roof play when I was...
00:01:01.780 Really?
00:01:02.120 Yeah.
00:01:02.300 I'm born in New York, so I was dancing on the roof, and I had the hat and everything.
00:01:08.880 You looked the part.
00:01:10.180 You got it.
00:01:10.680 Yeah.
00:01:11.020 Thanks.
00:01:11.440 I do look it?
00:01:11.920 Yeah.
00:01:12.340 I love you.
00:01:12.980 He's 5%.
00:01:14.220 See how it looks, man.
00:01:16.220 Oh, no, no!
00:01:17.640 He got me!
00:01:18.660 He got it.
00:01:19.180 He got it.
00:01:19.580 He got it.
00:01:20.440 You see what he...
00:01:21.400 Oh, my God.
00:01:22.440 But, yeah, so...
00:01:23.740 So, yeah, the idea of Shabbat is every Friday night, sundown, Friday night, so the winter
00:01:29.460 a little earlier, the summer later, the weekends, and we enter Shabbat.
00:01:32.740 We believe that God created the world in six days, and on the seventh day, he rested, and
00:01:37.960 therefore, every Saturday, every Friday night, the Jewish calendar, the days start at sundown.
00:01:43.180 When sunset on Friday night, Shabbat begins, and we come together as a family, family, friends.
00:01:48.700 We do something called the Kiddush, and we make the blessing on the wine.
00:01:51.620 Actually, before that, we light the candles.
00:01:53.860 The women of the home light the candles.
00:01:56.000 Candles bring light and positivity into the world.
00:01:58.380 They make a special blessing on the candles, and we make the Kiddush.
00:02:00.700 We eat the challah bread, and then we...
00:02:02.980 Challah.
00:02:03.400 Challah.
00:02:03.760 You got the challah down there.
00:02:04.460 Challah.
00:02:04.940 Yeah, what's the difference between, like, Muslim head covering and...
00:02:08.080 Same thing.
00:02:08.600 Same vibe.
00:02:09.420 I'm assuming the meaning is...
00:02:10.880 I think it's to show...
00:02:11.780 Oh, yeah, so what is the difference?
00:02:13.100 Like, what's the difference?
00:02:14.420 I don't think there is one.
00:02:15.400 Really?
00:02:15.820 It means the same thing?
00:02:16.640 Here's the smaller.
00:02:17.600 Don't you wear it to...
00:02:18.800 I think it's that, to show God's always over us?
00:02:21.660 I mean, I don't...
00:02:22.320 I think it's just...
00:02:23.420 It's not required for anything.
00:02:24.820 It's not required for anything, but you just wear it for prayer sometimes.
00:02:27.020 What's the Jewish holiday where you hide the matzah?
00:02:30.280 Yeah, it's called...
00:02:31.100 The matzah's called...
00:02:31.980 Afi Komen.
00:02:32.780 Yes.
00:02:33.200 And it's Passover.
00:02:33.580 And you get money for that, too.
00:02:36.180 So, back when I used to, you know...
00:02:39.300 Back when I would do Passover at my family's house, they would hide it, and the winner would
00:02:43.160 get, like, $100.
00:02:44.260 Oh, okay.
00:02:44.920 Oh, you just hide it in the house?
00:02:45.940 Yeah, yeah, you have to find it.
00:02:46.680 So, an adult hides it and actually teaches kids negotiation skills.
00:02:49.860 Yeah.
00:02:50.280 I'm not joking.
00:02:51.420 I'm curious.
00:02:52.060 They hide the matzah.
00:02:53.420 So...
00:02:53.860 It teaches you how to barter and trade.
00:02:54.920 That's it, literally.
00:02:55.440 It's like the adults need...
00:02:57.260 The adults actually need the matzah back in order to complete the meal, and the only way
00:03:00.960 they can get it back is negotiating with the kids.
00:03:02.940 So, we're, like, seven, eight-year-old kids, and it's like, hey, you got to buy...
00:03:05.060 Remember when I was kids?
00:03:05.540 How much?
00:03:06.220 Rollerblades was a thing one year.
00:03:07.540 A brand new pair of rollerblades.
00:03:08.720 Walkie-talkies.
00:03:09.700 I think then we upped it to an iPad.
00:03:11.020 It was, yeah.
00:03:11.540 Yeah.
00:03:11.900 Major negotiation.
00:03:12.320 You got to negotiate.
00:03:13.100 You got to, like, barter.
00:03:13.840 You got to find out, like, ways to, like...
00:03:15.300 That's where you learn, like, how to, like, you know?
00:03:17.740 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:18.120 I was, like, eight years old bartering.
00:03:19.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:20.240 It was great.
00:03:21.100 You learned tactics at that time.
00:03:22.080 Eight years old.
00:03:22.820 Correct.
00:03:23.700 There you go.
00:03:24.540 Kiddush means to sanctify, and what we're doing is through the wine, we use this to start
00:03:28.800 the Shabbat, to sanctify the Shabbat.
00:03:31.360 So, we're going to say a prayer.
00:03:32.860 Baruch.
00:03:33.560 Baruch.
00:03:34.040 Atah.
00:03:34.480 Atah.
00:03:35.080 Adonai.
00:03:35.480 Adonai.
00:03:36.000 Eloheinu.
00:03:36.420 Eloheinu.
00:03:37.020 Melech.
00:03:37.440 Melech.
00:03:37.920 Haolam.
00:03:38.360 Haolam.
00:03:38.860 Boreh.
00:03:39.340 Boreh.
00:03:39.780 Take some of the wine.
00:03:45.260 No.
00:03:45.900 Thanks.
00:03:46.220 Oh, that's right.
00:03:47.000 No, no.
00:03:47.480 We're, we're...
00:03:48.080 I forgot.
00:03:48.840 Sorry.
00:03:49.060 To me, it's about respecting all religions and everyone's beliefs.
00:03:52.360 That's great.
00:03:52.900 I got, I got a guest.
00:03:54.100 I'm going to come join you guys.
00:03:56.600 Grab a door.
00:03:57.240 Grab a door.
00:04:03.520 I know he's coming.
00:04:07.740 Your time is up, my time is now, now.
00:04:10.760 You can't see me, my time is now, now.
00:04:13.400 It's the French, I will shine, now, now.
00:04:16.120 You can't see me, my time is now, now.
00:04:18.380 You actually surprised me.
00:04:20.240 How's it going?
00:04:21.040 Good, good, good.
00:04:22.020 Thank God.
00:04:22.600 Why are you taking it off?
00:04:23.520 It's like too small.
00:04:24.600 It's uncomfortable.
00:04:25.300 Nah, yeah.
00:04:25.880 You can't see me on your head.
00:04:27.440 Yeah.
00:04:28.300 Right at Shabbat.
00:04:29.060 And that's another thing we have in common.
00:04:31.860 You know, we both wear the head covering ideas to show that no matter where you're at, no
00:04:35.240 matter what you're doing, God is always watching you.
00:04:37.140 God's always above you.
00:04:38.080 Oh, this friend looks crazy.
00:04:39.520 I'm bad talking.
00:04:40.980 My guy right here.
00:04:42.040 Sneeko, did you ever anticipate being both sides, rabbis, bearded rabbis, and both sides
00:04:46.000 at Shabbat dinner with two rabbis?
00:04:47.620 No, I did not.
00:04:48.540 I did not.
00:04:49.000 How's it feel?
00:04:49.740 Oh, great.
00:04:50.760 Great.
00:04:51.040 It's good.
00:04:51.280 We all got those beards.
00:04:52.720 Yo, you know I saw your boy at the airport two weeks ago?
00:04:55.240 Yeah, he sent me a picture.
00:04:56.360 Yeah.
00:04:56.640 Yeah, he just sent me a picture.
00:04:59.280 You know, Shabbat's supposed to be like a family, like good dinner, so no politics or
00:05:03.540 anything.
00:05:03.880 100%.
00:05:04.220 Saw you tweet some things about me, but it's okay.
00:05:06.640 We can leave that.
00:05:07.080 It's all peace and love.
00:05:07.640 It's all peace and love at Shabbat dinner.
00:05:09.040 100%.
00:05:09.500 We'll talk about that.
00:05:10.220 That's great.
00:05:10.880 I'm glad you guys.
00:05:11.440 You know what?
00:05:12.320 That's really commendable because, you know, that's the beauty of Shabbat.
00:05:15.420 I actually, you know, two guys that were beefing in business and they had a lawsuit
00:05:19.920 and every time they would, throughout the week was crazy and come Friday, the lawyer
00:05:23.620 told me about this.
00:05:24.680 The lawyer represented one of the sides that come Shabbat, they would be like, hey, Shabbat
00:05:28.820 Shalom, and then they would leave it for the weekend.
00:05:30.580 Pick up Monday morning, right back at it, but Shabbat is a time to put it aside.
00:05:36.080 What do you call the head cover?
00:05:36.940 Kufi.
00:05:37.440 The Kufi.
00:05:38.080 Yeah, similar.
00:05:38.860 Kifa, Kufi.
00:05:39.960 Very similar.
00:05:40.260 Sorry about the same word.
00:05:41.440 Sorry.
00:05:41.780 And the idea is that, you know, no matter where your day is going to go, know that there's
00:05:46.080 a God protecting and watching out for you and connecting to something deeper.
00:05:49.020 So we're going to say a blessing now on the film.
00:05:50.760 Baruch.
00:05:51.480 Baruch.
00:05:52.040 Atah.
00:05:52.500 Atah.
00:05:53.040 Adonai.
00:05:53.460 Adonai.
00:05:54.020 Eloheinu.
00:05:54.560 Eloheinu.
00:05:55.180 Melech.
00:05:55.720 Melech.
00:05:56.140 Haolam.
00:05:56.660 Alam.
00:05:57.120 Asher.
00:05:58.160 Kedishanu.
00:05:58.640 Kedishanu.
00:05:59.200 Bimitzvatav.
00:06:00.500 V'tzivanu.
00:06:01.600 Mitzivanu.
00:06:02.200 Laniach.
00:06:02.720 Laniach.
00:06:03.320 Tepilin.
00:06:03.920 Tepilin.
00:06:04.500 Awesome.
00:06:09.160 Adonai.
00:06:09.860 Eloheinu.
00:06:10.960 Melech.
00:06:11.540 Melech.
00:06:11.900 Haolam.
00:06:12.440 Olam.
00:06:12.960 Asher.
00:06:14.160 Kedishanu.
00:06:15.320 Bimitzvatav.
00:06:16.480 V'tzivanu.
00:06:17.240 Mitzivanu.
00:06:17.860 Amen.
00:06:18.620 Amen.
00:06:19.200 I love it.
00:06:20.100 And now let's just do a silent prayer between you and God.
00:06:22.660 Pray for everything you want, for you and your family.
00:06:24.780 Okay.
00:06:25.260 Can I ask?
00:06:25.680 I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
00:06:26.380 Sure.
00:06:26.720 No, nothing's disrespectful.
00:06:27.860 So, Wendy, I remember when I was a kid, some people played the dreidel game.
00:06:31.040 Dreidel, dreidel.
00:06:32.200 I'm going to try and play.
00:06:33.760 And when it's dry and ready, oh, dreidel, I will play.
00:06:37.480 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
00:06:40.280 And when it's dry and ready, oh, dreidel, I will play.
00:06:46.160 Dreidel's actually a Hanukkah game.
00:06:48.660 So, back in Greece, back during the, when the Jews lived in Greece, how many years ago?
00:06:53.440 No, they didn't live in, they lived in Israel, but the Greeks took over.
00:06:57.260 The Greeks took over.
00:06:58.140 They didn't allow them to practice the Torah, read the Torah, practice Judaism.
00:07:02.000 And when the Greeks would come, try to infiltrate and see if they were actually studying the Torah,
00:07:08.440 they would take their, put away their books and they would pretend to be playing.
00:07:11.740 And that's why until today, we play with the dreidel.
00:07:13.700 Yeah, it's good.
00:07:14.300 Love it.
00:07:14.980 Really great.
00:07:15.560 Shout out to the Thumbna there.
00:07:16.240 And you can win, you win money when you win the game, right?
00:07:18.380 That's right.
00:07:18.500 There's four different letters, four different letters on each side.
00:07:21.780 One on each side.
00:07:23.340 And if you get certain letters that you got to put money in, certain money you win some
00:07:27.920 money, certain is nothing.
00:07:29.240 Yeah, so it's a fun game.
00:07:31.040 Oh, cool.
00:07:31.480 I'm going to ask you guys a question.
00:07:32.680 How did the two of you meet?
00:07:33.860 Oh, man.
00:07:34.340 We met on a dating website.
00:07:37.100 I love that.
00:07:37.720 I'm kidding.
00:07:38.300 No, I'm kidding.
00:07:39.280 I've met, I've actually, there's a clip I saw from Sineco a couple of years ago.
00:07:43.340 I was like, damn, bro, like you're going to be big one day or something.
00:07:45.520 And this is like before you had like where Sineco that you are today.
00:07:48.380 I kind of predicted your blow up.
00:07:49.600 Okay.
00:07:49.900 I blew up way before that.
00:07:51.180 I already had a million tubs.
00:07:52.300 Okay.
00:07:52.420 I was making videos.
00:07:53.440 And then I started live streaming.
00:07:54.520 And then Aiden saw some of the clips on TikTok probably.
00:07:56.760 Send me a message.
00:07:57.580 And then we met for the first time March 23 at UFC 297.
00:08:01.680 Wow.
00:08:02.700 But you're acting like it's weird.
00:08:04.220 It's weird to just know the day of the time.
00:08:05.460 It was a big fight.
00:08:06.240 Yeah, it was.
00:08:06.720 It was a big fight.
00:08:07.840 And we met Trump that day.
00:08:08.760 That was a huge day.
00:08:09.440 That was a huge day.
00:08:10.140 Yeah.
00:08:10.360 How was that?
00:08:11.320 I'm not going to lie.
00:08:11.880 I was a little, I love that.
00:08:13.200 Cyber truck gift.
00:08:14.680 The whole thing looked amazing.
00:08:15.480 Well, yeah.
00:08:16.020 So that was the stream.
00:08:16.860 I met him two years prior to that or a year before that at the UFC event.
00:08:20.720 It was really, really big, really big, big, big event.
00:08:23.320 There was a lot of people there.
00:08:24.620 But yeah, Sineco's not wrong.
00:08:25.460 We met that time and then we just started doing streams.
00:08:27.440 And then we had a fallout.
00:08:28.480 And then now we're back together.
00:08:31.060 Way, way, way up.
00:08:33.060 Chad, who's coming?
00:08:34.180 I was going to say, I'm out.
00:08:35.440 Cheers.
00:08:35.820 No, this is pretty cool.
00:08:37.000 Fucking with the kid and pray for you, nigga.
00:08:39.480 I got girls in real life trying to fuck up my day.
00:08:42.220 Fuck going online.
00:08:43.600 That ain't part of my day.
00:08:44.760 I got real shit probably with my family, too.
00:08:47.780 I got niggas that can never leave Canada, too.
00:08:50.660 I got two mortgages, 30 days in total.
00:08:53.120 I got niggas that is still trying to fucking me over.
00:08:56.160 I got rap niggas that I gotta act like I like.
00:08:58.980 But my acting days are over fucking niggas for life.
00:09:01.820 Yeah.
00:09:02.160 Oh, I had so much of this in rehab.
00:09:04.960 There was a Jewish woman in my rehab.
00:09:07.860 A lot of, can I say something?
00:09:09.400 And I don't mean this in a disrespectful way.
00:09:11.400 May I say something?
00:09:12.140 Yeah.
00:09:12.420 I don't mean it in a disrespectful way.
00:09:14.280 I've gone to rehab quite a few times.
00:09:16.160 I've met a lot of Jewish men in rehabs.
00:09:18.940 Very nice.
00:09:19.400 Their mothers take too much care of them.
00:09:21.460 Is that what it is?
00:09:22.720 I meant, and I'm not just saying that, like, I've met a lot of Jewish men in rehab.
00:09:26.580 Every time I go to rehab, there's at least six Jewish men.
00:09:29.340 Wait, what?
00:09:31.340 It's going to be a conversation for another time.
00:09:33.360 Who's he?
00:09:33.980 So by the dinner, we're going to have respectful conversations.
00:09:35.640 Okay, one, two, three.
00:09:36.920 Let's go.
00:09:37.360 Let's go.
00:09:37.600 Okay, one.
00:09:39.080 Ready?
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00:10:02.380 Shabbat shalom.
00:10:03.380 Woo!
00:10:04.380 I'm not ready to get to meet you all.
00:10:05.380 It's a pleasure.
00:10:06.380 I'm not ready to get to meet you all.
00:10:07.380 I'm not ready to get to meet you all.
00:10:08.380 I'll see you.
00:10:09.380 I'll see you later.
00:10:10.380 I'll see you later.
00:10:11.380 If you're around, you'll see him when you're ready.
00:10:12.380 Inshallah.
00:10:13.380 Oh, he had outside summer.
00:10:14.380 No, he didn't.
00:10:15.380 He did, actually.
00:10:16.380 Well, you are.
00:10:17.380 I love Jews.
00:10:18.380 Beat the allegations.
00:10:19.380 Oh, God.
00:10:20.380 My heart is beating so fast right now.
00:10:21.380 Why?
00:10:22.380 How did I do?
00:10:23.380 Was that good?
00:10:24.380 You did good.
00:10:25.380 Okay, I really enjoyed it.
00:10:26.380 Foozie.
00:10:27.380 Look at Foozie's about to put it on.
00:10:28.380 Guess who he's putting it on, chat.
00:10:29.380 Sneeko's a sellout?
00:10:30.380 Really?
00:10:31.380 He is?
00:10:32.380 Okay, dude.
00:10:33.380 He keeps reading chats that aren't there, bro.
00:10:35.380 What'd you guys think?
00:10:37.380 Sneeko's massage.
00:10:38.380 Okay.
00:10:39.380 How'd you guys enjoy it?
00:10:40.380 Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
00:10:41.380 When I got here yesterday, I had to match your clearly ass energy and your don't touch me
00:10:47.380 or you're gay, don't look at me or you're gay energy.
00:10:50.380 So y'all brought me from a G7 to a G1 yesterday.
00:10:53.380 Really?
00:10:54.380 I got good sleep.
00:10:55.380 I packed my stream bag.
00:10:56.380 I got a change of clothes to go out later.
00:10:58.380 I got my setup and my camera.
00:11:00.380 I got my shiesty.
00:11:01.380 Today, my dick is out and y'all are not bringing my energy down.
00:11:05.380 Wait, prove it.
00:11:06.380 You feel it.
00:11:07.380 Yeah.
00:11:08.380 Dude, why does he do that?
00:11:09.380 Come here, actually.
00:11:10.380 You actually have to talk to me because that's annoying who does that.
00:11:13.380 It is.
00:11:14.380 You act like we're actually gay.
00:11:15.380 I'm putting my shoes on.
00:11:16.380 I didn't say anything gay like that.
00:11:18.380 I have big, big energy.
00:11:19.380 I'm gay.
00:11:20.380 If I came in like this, if I came in like this.
00:11:23.380 Hey, Aiden.
00:11:24.380 Thank you so much for letting me be on your stream.
00:11:27.380 Just let me know if you want me to be a side character, a main character.
00:11:30.380 I'll accommodate whatever you want.
00:11:32.380 How are you?
00:11:37.380 Thank you so much, brother.
00:11:39.380 Jazakallah khairam.
00:11:40.380 May Allah bless you, my brother.
00:11:42.380 May he grant you Jannat al-Furdos, my brother.
00:11:45.380 You are so beautiful.
00:11:46.380 I'm so happy the community has you as a revert.
00:11:49.380 MashaAllah.
00:11:50.380 See, that was good.
00:11:51.380 No, that was really good.
00:11:52.380 I feel much better.
00:11:53.380 I'm at ease now.
00:11:54.380 I'll fight you.
00:11:55.380 No.
00:11:56.380 It's not fair.
00:11:57.380 Modine.
00:11:58.380 You didn't beat Modine.
00:11:59.380 No.
00:12:00.380 You would beat the fucking murder of Modine.
00:12:02.380 Vitaly, I think he'd win.
00:12:03.380 I'd never.
00:12:04.380 I mean, I wouldn't do that with Vitaly.
00:12:05.380 Yeah, but no disrespect.
00:12:06.380 I think, I love Vitaly, but I think he'd win.
00:12:08.380 I wouldn't do that with Vitaly.
00:12:09.380 It has to be somebody I actually want to box.
00:12:11.380 Well fine.
00:12:12.380 If anyone you don't like right now, that I don't like, you just sure don't like.
00:12:15.380 There's a lot of people who don't like.
00:12:16.380 No?
00:12:17.380 Not true.
00:12:18.380 No.
00:12:19.380 I'm in such a good place in my life.
00:12:20.380 The only person who like, if I had to pick, like, when people ask me questions now, my
00:12:23.380 new rule, go with the first thought that came into your head, man.
00:12:26.380 Don't think about it from the thought that came into your head.
00:12:28.380 First hand that came out of my mouth was Neon.
00:12:29.380 Immediately.
00:12:30.380 You'd fight him?
00:12:31.380 Oh.
00:12:32.380 But it wouldn't be fair.
00:12:33.380 Like, you'd have to have like one arm behind your back.
00:12:34.380 I can't do it, but somebody needs to beat his ass.
00:12:36.380 He hasn't got his ass beat yet in life.
00:12:38.380 He hasn't got that first, like, you need to do that.
00:12:40.380 Mine happened, I think I was in, I forgot what grade, a basketball court.
00:12:43.380 Kid socked me.
00:12:44.380 One of my friends, out of nowhere, got mad during one V1.
00:12:46.380 Checked me.
00:12:47.380 My shit came out.
00:12:48.380 You pooped?
00:12:49.380 Yes.
00:12:50.380 On the court?
00:12:51.380 Yes.
00:12:52.380 Getting punched in the face is an experience every man needs to experience.
00:12:53.380 Nobody knew.
00:12:54.380 Okay, no one saw the shit stand.
00:12:55.380 No, no, but it leaked.
00:12:56.380 I felt it.
00:12:57.380 It was nervous bubble guts.
00:12:58.380 The second he touched my chin.
00:13:00.380 Dick, if I socked you right now, you never got punched in the face.
00:13:02.380 If I socked you right now, shit would come out.
00:13:04.380 Yeah, probably.
00:13:05.380 I've never been.
00:13:06.380 I hope you don't.
00:13:07.380 What'd you say?
00:13:08.380 I've never pooped after getting punched in the face.
00:13:09.380 Have you been punched in the face?
00:13:10.380 Many times.
00:13:11.380 Oh yeah, strictly.
00:13:12.380 Not like that.
00:13:13.380 I'm talking.
00:13:14.380 Did you actually poop your pants?
00:13:15.380 No, I just said I did not poop my pants.
00:13:17.380 I'm talking face.
00:13:18.380 Yeah.
00:13:19.380 Not boxing though.
00:13:20.380 Even without.
00:13:21.380 You got punched in the face?
00:13:22.380 Yes.
00:13:23.380 A couple people.
00:13:24.380 Oh.
00:13:25.380 Remember that one video of the guy flying and punched you?
00:13:27.380 He didn't even knock me down.
00:13:28.380 He did a Superman punch.
00:13:29.380 Let me ask you a question though.
00:13:30.380 Why did he do that?
00:13:31.380 That guy that, you guys were talking about the clip where you go.
00:13:33.380 Yeah, he like jumped up like that as a security guard.
00:13:35.380 Yeah.
00:13:36.380 He was just, I don't know.
00:13:37.380 He's like hyped up on something.
00:13:38.380 Oh, no.
00:13:39.380 He could've been drunk.
00:13:40.380 I'm gonna say right now, greatest trio of all time.
00:13:42.380 Sorry.
00:13:43.380 I agree honestly.
00:13:44.380 We had fun last night.
00:13:45.380 We're a great trio.
00:13:46.380 Just the big three.
00:13:47.380 We had fun.
00:13:48.380 Me and Tom had fun last night.
00:13:49.380 What'd you guys do?
00:13:50.380 We had fun at a crap party.
00:13:51.380 We had fun at a crap party.
00:13:52.380 And guess who they all knew?
00:13:53.380 What?
00:13:54.380 Fousey!
00:13:55.380 And then what'd you do?
00:13:56.380 Party!
00:13:57.380 That was so sick.
00:13:58.380 That's so sick.
00:13:59.380 Didn't they say hi to Tom?
00:14:01.380 Some people recognized you yesterday.
00:14:03.380 Alright, time to eat.
00:14:04.380 Time to eat.
00:14:05.380 Come on.
00:14:06.380 Tom, come and join the Jews.
00:14:07.380 You don't need the yarmulke anymore.
00:14:08.380 It's over.
00:14:09.380 Leave me alone.
00:14:10.380 You got scared.
00:14:11.380 You actually want to wear it.
00:14:12.380 It's mine.
00:14:13.380 Don't do that.
00:14:14.380 Where's your Trump one?
00:14:15.380 Put it over there.
00:14:16.380 I'm taking it home with me.
00:14:17.380 I knew you knew too.
00:14:18.380 So you're telling me the rabbi was clip farming.
00:14:20.380 Yup.
00:14:21.380 No, he wasn't.
00:14:22.380 Yes, he was.
00:14:23.380 And the other one really wanted to put the tape on me, but I skipped it quickly.
00:14:26.380 Would you have done that or no?
00:14:28.380 He wanted to put me on it.
00:14:29.380 What was it?
00:14:30.380 Wrap up your own tape to film.
00:14:31.380 Sorry, I zoned out.
00:14:32.380 I get texts from random numbers.
00:14:33.380 Some of the fuckers just texted me bro switched up.
00:14:35.380 Bitch, I don't know you.
00:14:36.380 I don't know how you got my number.
00:14:37.380 What the fuck did I switch up on?
00:14:38.380 Why does everyone think it just sides?
00:14:40.380 Bro, why can't Jews and Muslims be friends?
00:14:41.380 Oh, that's what we're talking about?
00:14:42.380 I think so.
00:14:43.380 No, that's not what they said bro switched up about.
00:14:45.380 What?
00:14:46.380 They're saying I switched up as like a person.
00:14:47.380 Like, oh, you used to be my boy, but now you're not type shit.
00:14:50.380 Well, they'll fuck them.
00:14:51.380 It was a random number.
00:14:52.380 You don't even know who that was.
00:14:53.380 Exactly.
00:14:54.380 The audacity.
00:14:55.380 Yeah.
00:14:56.380 Why don't you and me to go do a haunted trip?
00:14:57.380 I'm down to do it anywhere.
00:14:58.380 I'm down.
00:14:59.380 Where's the most haunted place in the world?
00:15:00.380 I'm down to Japan.
00:15:01.380 I have fun.
00:15:02.380 Israel.
00:15:03.380 I'm joking.
00:15:04.380 Come on.
00:15:05.380 All right.
00:15:06.380 Okay, Tom's mad now.
00:15:07.380 Where's the second most haunted place in the world?
00:15:09.380 Um, Boca Raton.
00:15:10.380 Can I make one joke?
00:15:14.380 Everyone got five.
00:15:15.380 Whoa, whoa.
00:15:16.380 Sneak.
00:15:17.380 I mean pussy.
00:15:18.380 Yo, I want to hang out with you one day where I'm not.
00:15:21.380 Like I'll turn off and I want to hang out with you.
00:15:23.380 We need to.
00:15:24.380 I walk into the mall.
00:15:25.380 Haven't yet.
00:15:26.380 This is all on clips.
00:15:27.380 So everything I say is facts.
00:15:28.380 I walk in.
00:15:29.380 Don't make a sound.
00:15:30.380 Nothing.
00:15:31.380 I walk in.
00:15:32.380 They felt the energy immediately.
00:15:33.380 Security guard came.
00:15:34.380 Didn't know what he said.
00:15:35.380 I said, is there a problem?
00:15:36.380 Introduce myself immediately.
00:15:37.380 Whatever.
00:15:38.380 I said, let's keep walking.
00:15:39.380 I jumped over the chair.
00:15:40.380 Yes, I did that.
00:15:41.380 All of a sudden, 15 cops around me.
00:15:43.380 What?
00:15:44.380 Just now?
00:15:45.380 Yeah.
00:15:46.380 Where's the clip at?
00:15:47.380 And I stepped up.
00:15:48.380 I didn't back down.
00:15:49.380 I stood on business.
00:15:50.380 I said, fuck no.
00:15:51.380 I didn't do anything.
00:15:52.380 You're not kicking me out.
00:15:53.380 This is discriminating.
00:15:54.380 I went off.
00:15:55.380 And then finally, one of the white ones talked to me, calmed me down.
00:15:57.380 I called the other guy a bitch and left.
00:15:58.380 Wait, let me see the clip.
00:15:59.380 It's not a clip to watch.
00:16:00.380 You have to sit there and watch the whole interaction.
00:16:02.380 It was like a...
00:16:03.380 Okay, watch it.
00:16:04.380 Do it when you do your desktops.
00:16:05.380 Come on.
00:16:06.380 Hmm.
00:16:07.380 Alright, I'm going to chew and chew on.
00:16:09.380 Okay, Sneeko.
00:16:10.380 I get into a motorcycle accident.
00:16:12.380 Yeah.
00:16:13.380 I can't use my arms or legs.
00:16:15.380 Then I'll feed you.
00:16:16.380 I need a friend to feed me and a friend to wipe my ass.
00:16:17.380 You're not going to be that friend?
00:16:18.380 No, I'm not going to be that friend.
00:16:19.380 Okay.
00:16:20.380 It says everything I need to know.
00:16:21.380 I'll hire a nurse.
00:16:22.380 What's wrong with you?
00:16:23.380 It says everything I need to know.
00:16:24.380 I'm going to pay you.
00:16:25.380 Pay a nurse.
00:16:26.380 Everything I need to know.
00:16:27.380 I have to do the potty.
00:16:28.380 I do.
00:16:29.380 Why did you say potty?
00:16:30.380 It's a pee.
00:16:31.380 Yeah.
00:16:32.380 No shot!
00:16:33.380 Aiden brought me to Toronto to desktop.
00:16:36.380 I'm taking him outside tonight.
00:16:37.380 I don't care.
00:16:38.380 You want to know what's funny about that?
00:16:39.380 What?
00:16:40.380 I asked Tom earlier, can I take Aiden out tonight?
00:16:41.380 He said, Aiden doesn't want to.
00:16:42.380 He's feeling sick.
00:16:43.380 Da da da.
00:16:44.380 Right when I came here, Aiden.
00:16:45.380 He woke up.
00:16:46.380 Okay.
00:16:47.380 I'm taking him out.
00:16:48.380 Tonight!
00:16:49.380 It's the headband.
00:16:50.380 I lost the fucking pink headband.
00:16:51.380 It looks good.
00:16:52.380 The white did it.
00:16:53.380 The white did it.
00:16:54.380 I have so many segments.
00:16:55.380 Tomorrow.
00:16:56.380 Tomorrow's going to be a fire day.
00:16:57.380 I have a whole schedule.
00:16:58.380 Look, we've never done it.
00:16:59.380 We know we've never done a desktop before.
00:17:00.380 We haven't.
00:17:01.380 We have.
00:17:02.380 Fake.
00:17:03.380 Fake.
00:17:04.380 Fake.
00:17:05.380 Your house.
00:17:06.380 Miami.
00:17:07.380 No, but that was IRL on your stream.
00:17:08.380 I didn't even spark it up like this.
00:17:09.380 I think you did.
00:17:10.380 I think you did.
00:17:11.380 I didn't.
00:17:12.380 I'll pull back the clip.
00:17:13.380 I still have to pull back the clip actually,
00:17:14.380 because academics said you were using me last year.
00:17:15.380 I don't think so.
00:17:16.380 And you want to know something?
00:17:17.380 We didn't even get to talk about that at all.
00:17:18.380 You want to know something?
00:17:19.380 And you said you were going to go defend me.
00:17:20.380 And then I realized something.
00:17:21.380 What?
00:17:22.380 How you were around me last year.
00:17:23.380 Because what I do remember.
00:17:24.380 One clip in particular.
00:17:25.380 I was having a good ass time.
00:17:26.380 I took off my clothes in the Uber.
00:17:28.380 I was partying.
00:17:29.380 And the whole drive, you were on your phone like this.
00:17:31.380 So it got me to think.
00:17:32.380 I was like, I actually don't know how Sneakle was around me.
00:17:35.380 I was doing.
00:17:36.380 Chat, was I using Fousey last year?
00:17:37.380 Let me call academics to see.
00:17:38.380 Alright.
00:17:39.380 Because we didn't even get to have that conversation.
00:17:40.380 Yes!
00:17:41.380 To what?
00:17:42.380 Him using me last year.
00:17:43.380 They said he used me.
00:17:44.380 I heard that too.
00:17:45.380 What's it?
00:17:46.380 No.
00:17:47.380 Academic said he used me.
00:17:48.380 You know what I realized?
00:17:49.380 To put it down?
00:17:50.380 Whoa, that's too zoomed in.
00:17:52.380 Wait, you zoom it on then.
00:17:53.380 I know, I know.
00:17:54.380 That's good.
00:17:55.380 You know what I realized?
00:17:56.380 Because he called me.
00:17:57.380 And immediately before even knowing what the argument was, I just took his side.
00:18:00.380 I said, yeah, no, of course Sneakle was there for me.
00:18:02.380 Immediately.
00:18:03.380 I take my brother's side for everything.
00:18:04.380 Then I realized something.
00:18:05.380 Back.
00:18:06.380 The Miami streams to see how he was around me.
00:18:08.380 He didn't pick up.
00:18:09.380 Because the only clip I remember, I'm having a good ass time.
00:18:11.380 And he's ignoring me on his phone like this.
00:18:12.380 Sneakle?
00:18:13.380 Yeah.
00:18:14.380 So I have to go investigate.
00:18:15.380 I remember that.
00:18:16.380 Yeah.
00:18:17.380 He's the biggest instigator I've ever seen in my life.
00:18:21.380 If I may.
00:18:22.380 Uh-huh.
00:18:23.380 So when you were going through it.
00:18:24.380 Sneakle and I would talk.
00:18:25.380 We would talk while your shit was happening.
00:18:26.380 That whole breakdown happened when you went online.
00:18:27.380 Uh-huh.
00:18:28.380 Uh-huh.
00:18:29.380 We were like, dude.
00:18:30.380 Some of you gotta figure some shit out.
00:18:31.380 We were very worried about you.
00:18:32.380 I'm off stream shit aside.
00:18:33.380 While I'm in rehab?
00:18:34.380 No.
00:18:35.380 Before rehab.
00:18:36.380 Oh, you knew it was coming.
00:18:37.380 Yes.
00:18:38.380 I'm not even joking.
00:18:39.380 I have a text from him that says, I give it a week until he crashes out.
00:18:41.380 We need to help him.
00:18:42.380 I wish, by the way, this last thing to say about it, then we're gonna move on.
00:18:44.380 We're gonna move on from it unless we argue with academics about whether Sneakle is using
00:18:47.380 me.
00:18:48.380 There's one thing I regret so much.
00:18:49.380 I never watched back that night, by the way.
00:18:51.380 You called me that night.
00:18:52.380 And you sent me texts.
00:18:53.380 You tried to get me to go to sleep and get off stream.
00:18:55.380 I didn't listen.
00:18:56.380 So I take full accountability.
00:18:57.380 It's okay.
00:18:58.380 Bro, you have a really good team.
00:18:59.380 You tried really, really hard.
00:19:00.380 You tried.
00:19:01.380 Yeah.
00:19:02.380 I wasn't streaming and I was just watching it.
00:19:03.380 I was spamming Eddie to cut the stream off.
00:19:04.380 I was fucking trying my hardest to absolutely get the shit to stop.
00:19:06.380 The shenanigans to stop.
00:19:07.380 I'm sorry I didn't do it in time, bro.
00:19:09.380 Don't say sorry.
00:19:10.380 You did enough.
00:19:11.380 That's what I'm saying.
00:19:12.380 You did everything you could.
00:19:13.380 I fucked up.
00:19:14.380 I take accountability.
00:19:15.380 I swear to God.
00:19:16.380 Are you gripping Aiden's ass right now?
00:19:17.380 You know what I realized right now?
00:19:18.380 What?
00:19:19.380 This is my energy right now, right?
00:19:20.380 I'm fat.
00:19:21.380 Imagine my energy when my outside matches the inside.
00:19:25.380 That's when it's really getting over.
00:19:26.380 Then your energy's gonna be 10 out of 10.
00:19:28.380 Then I'll probably leave the country and never come back.
00:19:30.380 Where are you gonna go?
00:19:31.380 Dubai?
00:19:32.380 Places with sun, women, beach.
00:19:34.380 America's kinda felt like falling off.
00:19:36.380 Oh yeah.
00:19:37.380 In terms of light, we're in Canada right now, which is funny.
00:19:39.380 It's America pretty much.
00:19:40.380 Toronto's exactly the same.
00:19:41.380 It is?
00:19:42.380 Pretty much.
00:19:43.380 I crashed out on my team earlier.
00:19:44.380 Why?
00:19:45.380 They told me we're going to Toronto.
00:19:46.380 We're not in Toronto.
00:19:47.380 Well, technically we are.
00:19:48.380 Technically we're not.
00:19:49.380 It's an hour away.
00:19:50.380 Don't leak it.
00:19:51.380 Don't leak it.
00:19:52.380 That's why I got this.
00:19:53.380 It's just in case of leaks and stuff like that.
00:19:54.380 Plus, on top of that, if we do decide to do the boxing, we're gonna probably have
00:19:57.380 to do it in like a backyard or something.
00:19:59.380 Or around here.
00:20:00.380 First of all, potassium.
00:20:01.380 Need it.
00:20:02.380 Nice, man.
00:20:03.380 Second of all, banana eating contest.
00:20:05.380 Who are we gonna eat the banana the fastest?
00:20:08.380 I'm down.
00:20:09.380 People always do water, but people never do banana.
00:20:11.380 Chad, you're from New York.
00:20:12.380 You know how to eat a banana if you're from New York.
00:20:13.380 Yo, don't break it.
00:20:14.380 Don't break it.
00:20:15.380 It has to be intact.
00:20:16.380 Wait, hold on.
00:20:17.380 Can you show me?
00:20:18.380 This is how you eat it.
00:20:19.380 It has to be intact.
00:20:20.380 Hey, what are you doing?
00:20:21.380 You need a new one.
00:20:22.380 You need a new one.
00:20:23.380 You need a new one.
00:20:24.380 Get a new one.
00:20:25.380 Oh, they're right here.
00:20:26.380 You think you can eat two bananas and a whole Sprite?
00:20:27.380 Me?
00:20:28.380 Why are you mad at me for eating a banana?
00:20:29.380 Cause we're gonna race.
00:20:30.380 Immediately.
00:20:31.380 Wait.
00:20:32.380 Is this a ritual chat?
00:20:34.380 No.
00:20:35.380 It's because we've been here in the fastest.
00:20:36.380 You could definitely-
00:20:37.380 Ready?
00:20:38.380 Put a full-
00:20:39.380 You're just so small.
00:20:40.380 Oh, I get it.
00:20:41.380 Alright.
00:20:42.380 He's chewing it right now.
00:20:43.380 What are we doing?
00:20:44.380 Okay, we're doing another one.
00:20:45.380 You would have the smallest one though, actually.
00:20:46.380 It's literally-
00:20:47.380 It's smaller than yours.
00:20:48.380 It's smaller than yours.
00:20:49.380 And it's curved.
00:20:50.380 His is like brown and shit now.
00:20:52.380 Who's?
00:20:53.380 Yours.
00:20:54.380 Aiden?
00:20:55.380 Yeah, Aiden probably has some nasty shit going on.
00:20:56.380 There we go.
00:20:57.380 Wait, wait, wait.
00:20:58.380 Ready?
00:20:59.380 Wait, count us down.
00:21:00.380 You can't be that close.
00:21:01.380 Yeah.
00:21:02.380 Take the thing out of your mouth.
00:21:03.380 I kinda don't wanna do this.
00:21:04.380 Dude, it's not-
00:21:05.380 Dude, it's not gay.
00:21:06.380 You're eating a banana.
00:21:07.380 Now we can't even do banana eating contest.
00:21:08.380 It's sideways.
00:21:09.380 Now we can't even do banana eating contest.
00:21:10.380 Dude, sit the fuck down.
00:21:11.380 I'm gonna win anyways.
00:21:12.380 Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:13.380 I'm gonna sit bro.
00:21:14.380 Okay, okay, okay.
00:21:15.380 Are you ready?
00:21:16.380 Gay ritual.
00:21:17.380 Microwave party.
00:21:18.380 Three, two, one, go.
00:21:26.380 This is a gross-
00:21:27.380 Stiko, your turn.
00:21:30.380 This is gross.
00:21:31.380 Hey, good shit for actually doing it.
00:21:33.380 I got you.
00:21:34.380 What the fuck?
00:21:35.380 I'm still racing.
00:21:36.380 Was anything I did right there remotely gay?
00:21:38.380 No, it was fine.
00:21:39.380 I didn't say it was gay.
00:21:40.380 Why do you keep-
00:21:41.380 I'm not even saying anything homophobic.
00:21:42.380 Can I get a napkin?
00:21:43.380 This-
00:21:44.380 Yo, ask me if I want crumble cookies.
00:21:46.380 Do you want crumble cookies?
00:21:47.380 Dog.
00:21:48.380 Cookies.
00:21:49.380 Me and you, they're still gay, dog.
00:21:51.380 What the fuck, man?
00:21:52.380 What the fuck, man?
00:21:53.380 I don't even talk like that.
00:21:54.380 God, I spoke for a law.
00:21:55.380 I never said that one time.
00:21:57.380 Crumble cookies are kinda ass though.
00:21:58.380 Like, what's life expectancy now in America?
00:22:00.380 67?
00:22:01.380 Okay, so you're halfway done with life.
00:22:04.380 But it's okay.
00:22:05.380 I'm about to be there too anyway.
00:22:07.380 Dude.
00:22:08.380 Fousey.
00:22:09.380 I'm not halfway done with life.
00:22:10.380 Do you feel like you're in your prime as far as like, looks, feelings, energy?
00:22:14.380 Life doesn't start until you're 30 years old.
00:22:16.380 That's-
00:22:17.380 Really?
00:22:18.380 I'll stand on that.
00:22:19.380 Is that true?
00:22:20.380 26.
00:22:21.380 Life starts when you're 30 years old.
00:22:23.380 I promise you.
00:22:24.380 Yeah?
00:22:25.380 Yeah.
00:22:26.380 That happens when you're conceived, but-
00:22:27.380 You know who you are.
00:22:28.380 You don't know who you are as a man and what you are until 30.
00:22:30.380 Okay, this is the question I want to ask you.
00:22:31.380 I'm not trying to make you-
00:22:32.380 I don't want to ever feel bad.
00:22:33.380 I'm uncomfortable.
00:22:34.380 Do you ever want to start a family?
00:22:35.380 Do I?
00:22:36.380 Yeah.
00:22:37.380 I question that idea now on stream.
00:22:38.380 I talk about it all the time.
00:22:39.380 Right now, personally, I hate the idea of marriage.
00:22:41.380 I think I'd get very fucking bored.
00:22:43.380 Not marriage though.
00:22:44.380 You don't have to be married to have a kid.
00:22:45.380 I'm not going to think about it until I'm 36, like I said.
00:22:48.380 Then you want to have a kid around there.
00:22:49.380 I'll think about it.
00:22:50.380 Got it.
00:22:51.380 I thought I was myself-
00:22:52.380 I could see myself 50 single bachelor who adopted a boy.
00:22:55.380 I could see that.
00:22:56.380 Gotcha.
00:22:57.380 Is that something you would do?
00:22:58.380 Yeah.
00:22:59.380 Gotcha.
00:23:00.380 You want to adopt a kid?
00:23:01.380 Might.
00:23:02.380 When is the prime age people usually have kids?
00:23:03.380 28?
00:23:04.380 Everybody has a different parameter as to-
00:23:06.380 Todd, do you ever want kids?
00:23:07.380 Yeah.
00:23:08.380 I'm busy dealing with you though.
00:23:09.380 True.
00:23:10.380 So I don't think I can deal with you and kids.
00:23:11.380 Aiden's your baby?
00:23:12.380 I agree.
00:23:13.380 Aw.
00:23:14.380 I'm in banks.
00:23:15.380 You're 31 years old, right?
00:23:16.380 30.
00:23:17.380 I know.
00:23:18.380 You're older than Todd.
00:23:19.380 I'm older than everybody.
00:23:20.380 And it's your own?
00:23:21.380 Probably.
00:23:22.380 No, Leon's like 41.
00:23:23.380 No, Leon's like 41.
00:23:24.380 Well, what do you have to say about me being 34?
00:23:26.380 You're running around the question.
00:23:27.380 Answer it.
00:23:28.380 I think that if you are 34 years old and you feel the way you feel, I think you're living
00:23:31.380 your 34 years correct.
00:23:33.380 I think there's no other way of living it besides the way you're living it.
00:23:36.380 And if you're happy and if that means that you don't want to start a family yet and you're
00:23:39.380 not pressured to be getting married and stuff, fuck.
00:23:41.380 Keep doing what you're doing and that's it.
00:23:42.380 What do you think?
00:23:43.380 I agree.
00:23:44.380 That was good.
00:23:45.380 You can't give your own fuck.
00:23:46.380 That was very good.
00:23:47.380 That was very good.
00:23:48.380 That was very good.
00:23:49.380 Good shit.
00:23:50.380 I mean it too.
00:23:51.380 Yeah, I mean it.
00:23:52.380 That's growth.
00:23:53.380 Now wait till you get-
00:23:54.380 I don't like how people are saying 35 years old with no family.
00:23:55.380 That's cringe.
00:23:56.380 I have family.
00:23:57.380 They're right here next to me.
00:23:58.380 Listen, I was 23, about to get married.
00:24:01.380 Girlfriend was from Montreal, Canada.
00:24:04.380 Oh shit.
00:24:05.380 French.
00:24:06.380 Had an accent, everything.
00:24:07.380 She gave me an ultimatum because I came out with my sex addiction at that time.
00:24:10.380 She gave me an ultimatum.
00:24:11.380 We get married right now and I deal with this with you or you leave.
00:24:14.380 I went to my sister.
00:24:15.380 My sister said, you don't even know who you are as a man yet.
00:24:17.380 Don't even think about marriage until you're 30.
00:24:19.380 I told her right there, we're done.
00:24:21.380 Now she's married.
00:24:22.380 I actually found her TikTok the other day.
00:24:24.380 Her husband is, I'm not going to say what he is.
00:24:26.380 She got Ferraris, Lambos, everything.
00:24:27.380 So she big chilling.
00:24:28.380 Dubai shaped one of those.
00:24:29.380 And she found like so good when my sister told me don't even think about it when I was
00:24:33.380 Do you miss her ever or not beyond?
00:24:34.380 Who?
00:24:35.380 Her?
00:24:36.380 I did for a long time.
00:24:37.380 She was the one that got away.
00:24:38.380 How long were you guys dating?
00:24:39.380 Um, not even long.
00:24:40.380 I met her on tour.
00:24:41.380 I used to tour back in 2000.
00:24:42.380 You were dating or was it Maham?
00:24:43.380 Huh?
00:24:44.380 Were you dating or were you?
00:24:45.380 My family met her family.
00:24:46.380 Yeah, so it's not really dating.
00:24:47.380 How long did you know her before you guys were trying to marry her?
00:24:51.380 Eight months, quick.
00:24:52.380 Okay.
00:24:53.380 Yeah.
00:24:54.380 But she was the closest you've ever gotten.
00:24:55.380 She was the most beautiful.
00:24:56.380 She would have been, if you want to think about who can raise my children outside of everything
00:25:00.380 else, who could be the mother of my children?
00:25:02.380 I think that's the most important question at the end of the day.
00:25:05.380 Yeah.
00:25:06.380 She was that.
00:25:07.380 Gotcha.
00:25:08.380 He's from Afghanistan.
00:25:09.380 He just got married.
00:25:10.380 An arranged marriage.
00:25:11.380 His family met the woman.
00:25:12.380 He never even met her before.
00:25:13.380 She doesn't even use Instagram.
00:25:14.380 She doesn't have a phone.
00:25:15.380 She just sits there.
00:25:16.380 She knits all day.
00:25:17.380 Love that.
00:25:18.380 And she's not allowed to.
00:25:19.380 She didn't go to school or anything like that.
00:25:20.380 And they're about to get married.
00:25:21.380 It's a way to go.
00:25:22.380 Untouched.
00:25:23.380 Never spoke to a man, really.
00:25:24.380 Just besides her family.
00:25:25.380 She wears hijab, niqab, everywhere she goes.
00:25:27.380 Completely covered.
00:25:28.380 She's too respectful.
00:25:29.380 I don't even.
00:25:30.380 I think he met her one time and they're married.
00:25:31.380 What?
00:25:32.380 Yeah.
00:25:33.380 His sister met her, but.
00:25:34.380 I get that and I respect it.
00:25:35.380 I get the value of that, but I personally, I don't, I don't need it to be that extreme
00:25:39.380 in order to find.
00:25:40.380 Love.
00:25:41.380 Just the girl.
00:25:42.380 She doesn't have to be that clean for me to entertain the idea of marriage with her.
00:25:47.380 What's her minimum body count?
00:25:49.380 You know what?
00:25:50.380 I don't ask myself that, but I think because I think about my own shit, right?
00:25:53.380 Like my own shit acting like my own shit don't stink.
00:25:56.380 My past.
00:25:57.380 What the fuck?
00:25:58.380 How many bodies do you have?
00:25:59.380 You can't remember.
00:26:01.380 No, it's nasty.
00:26:02.380 How many do you have?
00:26:03.380 We talked about it.
00:26:04.380 What?
00:26:05.380 That many.
00:26:06.380 Wow.
00:26:07.380 But eventually that's, that's what I realized.
00:26:09.380 Once you're fucking a lot.
00:26:10.380 Pussy just feels like pussy.
00:26:11.380 Once you're fucking a lot.
00:26:12.380 Squirt is just hydrating pee.
00:26:13.380 Like she was just dehydrated.
00:26:14.380 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:15.380 I'm telling you.
00:26:16.380 Like I got pissed on.
00:26:17.380 I'm trying to give you a way out of this right now.
00:26:18.380 No, I got pissed on.
00:26:19.380 But she didn't do it on purpose.
00:26:20.380 Yeah.
00:26:21.380 Unless you're a hoarder.
00:26:22.380 Wait, I don't even, I don't, I don't.
00:26:23.380 No, it was, it was an accident.
00:26:25.380 So.
00:26:26.380 I'm trying to give you a way out of this right now.
00:26:27.380 I got pissed on.
00:26:28.380 But she didn't do it on purpose.
00:26:29.380 Yeah.
00:26:30.380 I don't, I don't.
00:26:31.380 No, it was, it was an accident.
00:26:33.380 So.
00:26:34.380 So shoot.
00:26:35.380 I got pissed off.
00:26:36.380 It's not hard to understand.
00:26:37.380 Clip that.
00:26:41.380 Okay.
00:26:42.380 Have you ever gotten pissed on?
00:26:43.380 No.
00:26:44.380 Have you ever got your ass ate and don't lie?
00:26:45.380 No.
00:26:46.380 That's the one thing I don't allow.
00:26:47.380 No fingers, no mouth.
00:26:48.380 And I've been asked.
00:26:49.380 I said, fuck no, immediately.
00:26:51.380 Aiden Kelly.
00:26:52.380 I can't.
00:26:53.380 That's the, that's where I draw my line.
00:26:55.380 I've had something on my butt before, but not a finger or anything.
00:26:58.380 What was it?
00:26:59.380 Clonic?
00:27:00.380 It's where they put.
00:27:01.380 Oh yeah.
00:27:02.380 They put the water up your ass.
00:27:03.380 Yeah.
00:27:04.380 Shove it up your butt.
00:27:05.380 Up your gut.
00:27:06.380 Up your gut.
00:27:07.380 And then they flush you out.
00:27:08.380 Hell yeah.
00:27:09.380 I've done that.
00:27:10.380 That's not gay.
00:27:11.380 That's like getting a colonoscopy.
00:27:12.380 Oh, I've done that too.
00:27:13.380 Have you?
00:27:14.380 Huh?
00:27:15.380 No.
00:27:16.380 Have you ever had, I forgot what sickness it is when they have to put a Q-tip in your penis?
00:27:20.380 I'm going to the bathroom.
00:27:21.380 No.
00:27:22.380 I've never done that.
00:27:23.380 No.
00:27:24.380 Dog.
00:27:25.380 I forgot what it is.
00:27:26.380 And then what is that?
00:27:27.380 Does anybody know when the balls have to come out of you?
00:27:28.380 Kidney stones?
00:27:29.380 No, yeah.
00:27:30.380 You have them?
00:27:31.380 No, hell no.
00:27:32.380 I would never.
00:27:33.380 How do you get a kidney stone?
00:27:34.380 Hey, what are you doing?
00:27:35.380 Getting ready.
00:27:36.380 Are you about to go stream?
00:27:37.380 You look like the lights on and everything.
00:27:38.380 You want to, um, my friend Fousey wants to say hi to you.
00:27:41.380 Hey.
00:27:42.380 Hi.
00:27:43.380 Hey.
00:27:44.380 How are you?
00:27:45.380 I'm good.
00:27:46.380 How are you?
00:27:47.380 I'm good.
00:27:48.380 What's your name?
00:27:49.380 Celine.
00:27:50.380 What are you?
00:27:51.380 What's your ethnicity?
00:27:52.380 Lebanese.
00:27:53.380 You're Lebanese?
00:27:54.380 I'm Palestinian.
00:27:55.380 You speak Arabic?
00:27:56.380 I speak Arabic.
00:27:57.380 Wow.
00:27:58.380 What are you doing?
00:27:59.380 No, no.
00:28:00.380 It's not for me.
00:28:01.380 What are you doing?
00:28:02.380 Really, bro?
00:28:03.380 What am I going to do tonight?
00:28:05.380 What am I going to do tonight?
00:28:06.380 What am I going to do tonight?
00:28:07.380 What am I going to do tonight?
00:28:08.380 What am I going to do tonight?
00:28:09.380 Come with us.
00:28:10.380 Okay.
00:28:11.380 It was so nice meeting you.
00:28:12.380 You too.
00:28:13.380 Bye.
00:28:14.380 What the fuck, bro?
00:28:15.380 Bro.
00:28:16.380 Jordan.
00:28:17.380 Fucking numbers.
00:28:18.380 They're coming out tonight.
00:28:19.380 Let's fucking go.
00:28:20.380 Wait, you can't say what the card is.
00:28:21.380 They're coming out tonight.
00:28:22.380 That's a hell of a game.
00:28:24.380 Fucking seven numbers.
00:28:27.380 That's G8 shit.
00:28:29.380 Anybody watching the stream, pull out a fucking notebook, pull out a pencil, and take notes.
00:28:35.380 Cause I'm schooling everybody who's watching.
00:28:44.380 Why are you sitting over there?
00:28:45.380 You want to go with Monkey or something?
00:28:47.380 Yeah, let's go Monkey for a little while.
00:28:48.380 Tommy's on the way.
00:28:49.380 Where do you guys think you should go?
00:28:50.380 Kick or Rumble?
00:28:51.380 Talk to my chat.
00:28:52.380 What up, chat?
00:28:53.380 Kick or Rumble?
00:28:54.380 Sneaker, do a wanted buy.
00:28:55.380 No.
00:28:56.380 But Chris sent me something cool today.
00:28:57.380 Joe Rogan shouted out Rumble today and talked about how three speech is good, so.
00:28:59.380 I like that.
00:29:00.380 No, no, no, no.
00:29:01.380 I love it.
00:29:02.380 W Joe?
00:29:03.380 I love Joe Rogan.
00:29:04.380 I saw this video on YouTube breaking down how you ego-ed him at Red Rock and your body language.
00:29:06.380 It was like, did you see that video?
00:29:07.380 Yes, dude.
00:29:08.380 It's a good video.
00:29:09.380 It's a good video, but come on, bro.
00:29:10.380 You know, I was just, I mean, come on.
00:29:11.380 You know me, bro, like.
00:29:12.380 I know.
00:29:13.380 You didn't pay attention to his space and everything.
00:29:14.380 No, but you know, I was just like, I wanted to meet Joe, but like the right way.
00:29:17.380 I'm glad Dan made that introduction, but I got to really fix that.
00:29:19.380 I know, but you didn't give him any spatial awareness and you made him uncomfortable.
00:29:22.380 Poor Joe, bro.
00:29:23.380 Why are you going to ego Joe Rogan?
00:29:25.380 I know.
00:29:26.380 He pioneered podcasting.
00:29:27.380 One of the ghosts, man.
00:29:28.380 I'll grift on this.
00:29:29.380 Okay.
00:29:30.380 It is in fucking saying that Kanye West, to me, a person of influence, person of power,
00:29:40.380 is the only one who spoke against the system.
00:29:43.380 Literally blatantly, almost as close as we've ever gotten it from a celebrity, spoke about
00:29:48.380 the Illuminati, exposed the rituals, exposed the entire industry, and it flew under the rug
00:29:54.380 as if he's fucking crazy.
00:29:55.380 And this is before he got MK'd.
00:29:57.380 This is before he came out with blonde hair, all that shit.
00:29:59.380 He spoke to us.
00:30:00.380 There's a video outside of a car when I was hearing it.
00:30:03.380 I swear to God, my dick got hard.
00:30:04.380 I was like, finally.
00:30:08.380 Sneak goes into that shit.
00:30:09.380 I don't know what to call it.
00:30:10.380 Into what shit?
00:30:11.380 I don't know what to call it.
00:30:12.380 Like you did shit with Jake Future and now you're doing shit with Kevin.
00:30:14.380 Whoa, what are you trying to say?
00:30:15.380 What?
00:30:16.380 Huh?
00:30:17.380 You have a fetish of a kind.
00:30:18.380 Bro.
00:30:19.380 What?
00:30:20.380 You have a fetish of a kind.
00:30:21.380 What do Jake Future and Kevin have in common?
00:30:22.380 I can't ignorantly call it what it is, but I think there's something.
00:30:26.380 I don't know what to call it.
00:30:27.380 So you think I have a fetish for Jake Future and Kevin?
00:30:29.380 Not Jake Future and Kevin, but for collabing with people-
00:30:32.380 With what?
00:30:33.380 With who?
00:30:34.380 Who have certain disabilities like Jake Future and Kevin.
00:30:37.380 Everyone, bro, God created a sequel.
00:30:40.380 I'm not saying anything bad about them.
00:30:43.380 I'm just saying you have a fetish.
00:30:44.380 Dude, what the fuck is an orange?
00:30:46.380 All right.
00:30:47.380 You ready?
00:30:48.380 You guys all have to be watching though.
00:30:49.380 Sneak off and get off.
00:30:50.380 Spin, spin, spin.
00:30:52.380 It's going to be Fousey.
00:30:53.380 I hope it's not because I set this up.
00:30:55.380 Yes!
00:30:56.380 What is it?
00:30:57.380 What's the dare?
00:30:58.380 I'm not eating a hot chip.
00:30:59.380 You're not.
00:31:00.380 Cinnamon challenge.
00:31:01.380 I'm not doing that, bro.
00:31:02.380 No, I don't feel good.
00:31:03.380 I'm not doing that.
00:31:04.380 You're not going to get sick from cinnamon.
00:31:05.380 No, I'm not.
00:31:06.380 I'm not calling out to LA and I don't care.
00:31:08.380 I'm not doing this.
00:31:09.380 There has to be a forfeit if you're not going to do it.
00:31:10.380 You can't just say I'm not going to do the dare that you just signed up for.
00:31:13.380 I don't care.
00:31:14.380 Fuck no.
00:31:15.380 It's a cinnamon challenge.
00:31:16.380 I just read something about cinnamon.
00:31:17.380 It said some of that-
00:31:18.380 What?
00:31:19.380 Sneak, what's the forfeit if he's not going to do this?
00:31:20.380 He can't just say no.
00:31:21.380 Why do you scroll up when somebody's talking shit about you?
00:31:23.380 He can't just say no.
00:31:24.380 Call me a bitch.
00:31:25.380 Tell you.
00:31:26.380 I don't care.
00:31:27.380 I'm not putting-
00:31:28.380 I'm not swallowing anything.
00:31:29.380 I'm not doing anything.
00:31:30.380 You're not swallowing.
00:31:31.380 You just put it in your mouth for 60 seconds.
00:31:36.380 Wait.
00:31:37.380 How does cinnamon challenge work?
00:31:38.380 You gotta swallow?
00:31:39.380 I don't think you have to swallow it.
00:31:40.380 No, you just keep it in your mouth.
00:31:41.380 See, I'm not doing that, bro.
00:31:42.380 No, I don't know if it's swallowing or-
00:31:43.380 I don't care.
00:31:44.380 I'll do something that doesn't involve my stomach getting fucked up or my throat getting-
00:31:49.380 You won't get fucked up on this.
00:31:50.380 Just put it in your mouth.
00:31:51.380 Just put it in your mouth.
00:31:52.380 I'll put it in my mouth.
00:31:53.380 That's fine.
00:31:54.380 60 seconds.
00:31:55.380 60 seconds.
00:31:56.380 60 seconds.
00:31:57.380 60 seconds.
00:31:58.380 60 seconds.
00:31:59.380 60 seconds.
00:32:00.380 60 seconds.
00:32:01.380 60 seconds.
00:32:02.380 60 seconds.
00:32:03.380 60 seconds.
00:32:04.380 60 seconds.
00:32:05.380 60 seconds.
00:32:06.380 Give me your eyes.
00:32:07.380 Give me your eyes.
00:32:10.380 You didn't do it right!
00:32:12.380 You put way too much cinnamon, bro.
00:32:17.380 You didn't do it right!
00:32:18.380 Drink!
00:32:19.380 Drink!
00:32:20.380 Drink water!
00:32:21.380 Drink water!
00:32:22.380 Drink water!
00:32:23.380 Drink water!
00:32:24.380 Drink water!
00:32:25.380 Drink water!
00:32:26.380 This whole outfit's fucked.
00:32:27.380 Swish it around in your mouth.
00:32:28.380 Swish it around.
00:32:29.380 Swish it around.
00:32:30.380 You got this, Aiden.
00:32:31.380 I'm trying to overstimulate him.
00:32:32.380 He's about to go crazy.
00:32:33.380 He's about to go crazy.
00:32:38.380 There you go.
00:32:39.380 0.4 seconds, Aiden.
00:32:40.380 0.4 seconds.
00:32:41.380 Ew!
00:32:42.380 You got this.
00:32:43.380 The ball's coming to you, kid.
00:32:44.380 I'm a basketball player, nigga!
00:32:45.380 I'm trying to play some basketball.
00:32:46.380 I'm trying to turn it up!
00:32:47.380 Take a shot!
00:32:48.380 Take a shot!
00:32:49.380 Take a shot!
00:32:50.380 Take a shot!
00:32:51.380 Take a shot!
00:32:52.380 Take a shot!
00:32:53.380 Take a shot!
00:32:54.380 Take a shot!
00:32:55.380 Take a shot!
00:32:56.380 Ah!
00:32:57.380 Oh, my God!
00:32:58.380 Yes!
00:32:59.380 Yes!
00:33:00.380 Yes!
00:33:01.380 Not me!
00:33:02.380 Not me!
00:33:03.380 Not me!
00:33:04.380 You don't get me sick, though?
00:33:05.380 Please don't!
00:33:06.380 Add it!
00:33:07.380 Add it!
00:33:08.380 Add it!
00:33:09.380 Add it!
00:33:10.380 I'm sorry!
00:33:11.380 I appreciate you coming out!
00:33:12.380 It's worth it!
00:33:13.380 Yes!
00:33:14.380 Good shit, Aiden!
00:33:15.380 What do you got?
00:33:16.380 What do you got?
00:33:17.380 Make it RL!
00:33:18.380 Make it big screen!
00:33:19.380 It's not that bad!
00:33:20.380 I promise you, bro!
00:33:21.380 Why?
00:33:22.380 You have to do it!
00:33:23.380 Yeah!
00:33:24.380 He's not gonna put the whole thing in the kitchen!
00:33:25.380 Hey!
00:33:26.380 Hey!
00:33:27.380 Hey!
00:33:28.380 Hey!
00:33:29.380 I'm 30 years old, bro!
00:33:30.380 Ew!
00:33:31.380 He got me sick!
00:33:32.380 He just coughed!
00:33:33.380 I didn't miss it!
00:33:34.380 No, he didn't!
00:33:35.380 No, he didn't!
00:33:36.380 I ain't coughed on the cinnamon!
00:33:37.380 He just coughed on it!
00:33:38.380 I ain't coughed on the cinnamon!
00:33:39.380 Stop reducing!
00:33:40.380 Yes!
00:33:41.380 Swallow, swallow, swallow!
00:33:42.380 Swallow it!
00:33:43.380 Swallow that shit!
00:33:44.380 Swallow!
00:33:45.380 No way!
00:33:46.380 There you go!
00:33:47.380 Don't drink water!
00:33:48.380 There you go!
00:33:49.380 What?!
00:33:50.380 Oh, no!
00:33:51.380 How?
00:33:52.380 The difference between the Sneakos and the A&R Rossi!
00:33:53.380 Give it to him!
00:33:54.380 What the fuck?!
00:33:55.380 There you go!
00:33:56.380 Senpai!
00:33:57.380 He's not even drinking water!
00:33:58.380 What are you?
00:33:59.380 Yeah, sure is!
00:34:00.380 I've actually never messed up with it!
00:34:02.380 Is that the right cinnamon?
00:34:03.380 Or is that the right cinnamon?
00:34:04.380 It's just cinnamon!
00:34:05.380 Dude, you got a strong throat!
00:34:06.380 That's a strong throat!
00:34:07.380 That's a strong throat!
00:34:08.380 We always need to have a strong throat!
00:34:09.380 Do you know how impressive that is?
00:34:10.380 That was fire!
00:34:11.380 Hold on, it's not swallowed yet!
00:34:12.380 Big W's!
00:34:13.380 I didn't swallow it with the water!
00:34:14.380 Big W's!
00:34:15.380 Yeah!
00:34:16.380 The water, that's how I swallowed it too!
00:34:17.380 Big W's!
00:34:18.380 Did you have a throat?
00:34:19.380 Wow!
00:34:20.380 Comby, can I ask you a question?
00:34:21.380 He's a throat goat!
00:34:23.380 Throat goat!
00:34:24.380 Throat goat!
00:34:25.380 Throat goat!
00:34:26.380 Can you sit down?
00:34:27.380 That's not cheating!
00:34:28.380 I need you to sit down right now!
00:34:29.380 I have a gift for you, and it's not bad!
00:34:31.380 I need you to sit down and close your eyes!
00:34:32.380 I swear to God!
00:34:33.380 There's no way I'm doing this, bro!
00:34:34.380 I've done enough rituals today!
00:34:35.380 I'm not sitting here!
00:34:36.380 Dude, Sneeko!
00:34:37.380 It's a gift!
00:34:38.380 I saw you whisper in his ear!
00:34:39.380 You're gonna do some gay shit, bro!
00:34:40.380 That's it!
00:34:41.380 I promise you I'm not!
00:34:42.380 Close your eyes!
00:34:46.380 Can you stand here?
00:34:49.380 You're fine!
00:34:50.380 I already showed it to everybody but you!
00:34:52.380 You're fine!
00:34:53.380 Come on!
00:34:54.380 It's an eggplant!
00:34:55.380 I see it behind his back, bro!
00:34:56.380 I'm not doing that!
00:34:57.380 Gay ritual!
00:34:58.380 Gay ritual!
00:34:59.380 That's a gay ritual!
00:35:01.380 It's fucking dope!
00:35:02.380 Yes!
00:35:03.380 It's not gonna be context, I'm not gonna have a reaction no matter what it is!
00:35:05.380 Really?
00:35:06.380 Yes!
00:35:07.380 Sit down!
00:35:10.380 This ain't gonna be hot!
00:35:11.380 Bro, my stomach is like-
00:35:12.380 This is not gonna be hot!
00:35:13.380 Why would you swallow it?
00:35:14.380 Yeah, why would you swallow it?
00:35:15.380 Is that what you're supposed to do?
00:35:16.380 No!
00:35:17.380 It can fuck with your stomach, bro!
00:35:18.380 I think it is!
00:35:19.380 Nah, I'm just kidding!
00:35:20.380 You ready?
00:35:21.380 Yeah, come on!
00:35:22.380 By the way, next time, all our names go back on!
00:35:24.380 That's the final bit!
00:35:25.380 Fine!
00:35:26.380 Alright!
00:35:27.380 Enjoy no content for the next 60 seconds, cause I'm not gonna have a reaction!
00:35:30.380 3, 2, 1, go!
00:35:31.380 Yeah, right!
00:35:32.380 Yeah, right!
00:35:33.380 GG's!
00:35:34.380 GG's!
00:35:35.380 What the fuck?!
00:35:36.380 He's gonna be on the floor!
00:35:37.380 Now he's reacting!
00:35:39.380 What a milk at!
00:35:40.380 What a milk at!
00:35:41.380 The ice cream!
00:35:42.380 The ice cream!
00:35:43.380 The ice cream!
00:35:44.380 The ice cream!
00:35:45.380 Oh, he's flinching!
00:35:46.380 The ice cream!
00:35:49.380 You got milk!
00:35:50.380 This is just my game taste!
00:35:51.380 This is G7 shit, not G8!
00:35:53.380 G8!
00:35:54.380 Oh, you smell it!
00:35:55.380 You smell it!
00:35:56.380 Oh, fuck!
00:35:57.380 Oh my god!
00:35:58.380 Oh my god!
00:35:59.380 Oh my god!
00:36:00.380 Rudy!
00:36:01.380 Rudy!
00:36:02.380 I zoom!
00:36:03.380 I zoom!
00:36:04.380 I zoom!
00:36:05.380 I zoom!
00:36:06.380 I zoom!
00:36:07.380 I zoom!
00:36:08.380 I zoom!
00:36:09.380 I zoom!
00:36:10.380 G8!
00:36:11.380 This is G8!
00:36:12.380 G8!
00:36:13.380 Game 7!
00:36:14.380 Game 7!
00:36:15.380 15 seconds in the clock!
00:36:17.380 No reaction!
00:36:18.380 No reaction!
00:36:19.380 Woo!
00:36:20.380 Dying coke?
00:36:21.380 Dying coke?!
00:36:22.380 We're gonna have to hold the thing to the next challenge!
00:36:24.380 I'm gonna have to hold the thing to the next challenge!
00:36:26.380 I need that for the next challenge!
00:36:29.380 Ewwww!
00:36:30.380 Dying coke!
00:36:31.380 Dying coke!
00:36:32.380 Dying coke!
00:36:34.380 Dying coke!
00:36:37.380 I didn't throw the wave or I'm suing all y'all!
00:36:40.380 Oh no!
00:36:42.380 I look 10 years older!
00:36:44.380 I look 10 years older!
00:36:46.380 It's up to Fousey.
00:36:47.820 You literally aged me 10 fucking years.
00:36:50.460 Come on.
00:36:51.900 Look, I don't kid you.
00:36:53.000 Where's your security?
00:36:53.860 He's far enough.
00:36:55.100 Ah!
00:36:56.260 He's far enough.
00:36:57.760 Actually, stop.
00:37:00.060 Fuck!
00:37:00.780 You ruined my night, actually.
00:37:02.240 It's okay.
00:37:03.140 All right, you got to eat all three of these and chug this.
00:37:06.480 Not no fucking babysits.
00:37:08.120 All right.
00:37:08.740 Chug.
00:37:09.520 I got to have a timer?
00:37:10.440 Yeah, you have a timer.
00:37:12.040 You have to finish all three bananas with under a minute and 30 seconds.
00:37:15.520 I'm telling you right now, there's no way I'm gargling this whole shit in 30 seconds.
00:37:18.040 No, you got to drink that in under two minutes.
00:37:20.440 The whole water is banana ever, bro.
00:37:22.940 Just have me eat that one.
00:37:24.000 All right.
00:37:24.520 All right, we're starting our timer right now.
00:37:26.240 One, two, three, go.
00:37:27.680 Sneak, I'll show the timer.
00:37:31.540 Fuck.
00:37:32.300 You're okay.
00:37:33.200 Swallow that bitch, fuck.
00:37:35.420 Ow, fuck!
00:37:36.660 Come on, Convy.
00:37:39.000 You got to take it.
00:37:40.300 Ew!
00:37:41.680 Oh, my God!
00:37:44.360 One more banana.
00:37:46.000 This one's two pieces.
00:37:46.860 Be careful.
00:37:47.640 If there's banana.
00:37:49.700 No, it means it's ripe or less ripe or more ripe.
00:37:52.040 Why am I showing the timer?
00:37:53.360 Just to show the chat how much time he's got left.
00:37:55.440 How much time?
00:37:55.780 How much time?
00:37:56.780 Okay, you just got to start drinking Sprite after you get it.
00:37:59.820 You have 25 seconds left.
00:38:02.260 Realistically, at least get half the Sprite drink in your book.
00:38:05.840 Okay, start it.
00:38:08.080 I had a little baby sips.
00:38:09.420 I don't even gulps.
00:38:11.200 Wait, why am I holding the timer?
00:38:12.340 I need to get out of here, though.
00:38:13.300 No, you don't.
00:38:13.880 Bro, you're not even drinking it.
00:38:25.140 Spilling banana guts all over his sweatpants.
00:38:29.140 Dude, you're not even putting it down.
00:38:31.140 Nigga, shaw, nigga!
00:38:33.100 Nigga, can you say that?
00:38:35.240 How is he allowed to say that?
00:38:36.740 You're just backwashing me.
00:38:38.260 Put it back in your mouth.
00:38:39.060 Did I do it, nigga?
00:38:47.900 What you mean, though?
00:38:48.860 What you mean, though?
00:38:50.320 It's the Sprite.
00:38:51.320 You have to finish the Sprite.
00:38:52.320 Bro, this shit half way down.
00:38:53.660 No, it's not.
00:38:54.320 Fuck it.
00:38:54.840 His palms are sweaty.
00:38:59.060 Bro, I got me fucked up, nigga.
00:39:00.700 I'm not.
00:39:00.920 No, I'm done, nigga.
00:39:02.220 I'm fucking putting up.
00:39:03.100 Bro, I'm doing like a homeless, nigga.
00:39:04.640 I'm done.
00:39:05.620 I'm done.
00:39:06.180 No, I'm not doing that shit.
00:39:07.220 I'm sick.
00:39:07.780 Niggas got to be doing dumbass shit for the street, bro.
00:39:09.640 I'm done.
00:39:09.940 Tell them.
00:39:10.480 That's what I felt.
00:39:11.360 Tell them.
00:39:12.480 I can't hear a brief.
00:39:14.280 I can't hear a brief, bro.
00:39:15.360 What the fuck?
00:39:15.900 He threw up on himself like a lie.