SNEAKO - September 20, 2024
SNEAKO X JAKEFUTURE AT TWITCHCON HANDCUFFED!
Episode Stats
Length
4 hours and 2 minutes
Words per Minute
112.73639
Hate Speech Sentences
111
Summary
Fresh, Jake, and Leon reunite after a long break. Fresh and Jake go on a quest to find out if they can handcuff themselves to Jake's good friend, Fresh's ex-security guard, Leon, at TwitchCon.
Transcript
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We're about to go link up and handcuff ourselves to Jake Future.
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It's been a while Leon stole my security guard.
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While I was one of his clients, as he likes to put it.
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I think for streaming on kick, that's what he said.
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When you go to the bathroom or something, or I go to the bathroom.
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All right, Jake, you see they got a troll already.
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Well, I haven't seen you this excited in a long time, bro.
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I thought you were going to come in the chair today.
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Hey, for everybody at the stream right now, be careful because, like, you might hit Jake Future, like.
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You know, Jake, there's a drag queen show tonight.
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So, this is part of a little scavenger film we got going on.
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So, if you want to make your way over to the register booth over there, maybe give you a little pamphlet and that's where you're going to jot down your answers for all these little videos on each stand.
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Oh, so you're just going to unscramble this word right here.
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And then when you unscramble the word, you're going to look for it in the magazines right here.
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And then there's a number that is associated with the word, and you jot that down in your booklet.
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Do you want to just go with this one right here or no?
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Wait, so we unscramble the word and it's one of these magazines?
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Yeah, and it's in one of these magazines right here.
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Hint, check the essential gear section on the back of your spirit tracker.
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Yeah, so the spirit tracker is, uh, your main guide to the scavenger hunt, and that's
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That you're going to actually register with me.
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There's like, so each stand has a riddle, and it's like a brain twister.
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And, um, once you've, uh, filled all that out, then you get in line over here, and then
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that's when you get, uh, a chance of the way to one of these open laptops.
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Jake, are you bored or do you like this though?
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Alright, so now you're next, so I'm just finding it in these magazines right here.
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You said close here, close here, so it's not those two.
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The number where it says 35, that's what you're going to put in your little spirit tracker.
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So do you want to get the spirit tracker booker?
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Damn, why do you think Lacey tried to ego-fresh?
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Bro, you keep forgetting the small picture, bro.
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Bro, we came all the way to San Diego to go right back on Discord
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You go to my Discord server and the LoveSpeech server.
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He's just chilling in the voice channels if you ever want to talk to him.
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And what should we do next time somebody tries to press us?
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Bro, I thought you were going to bring the chair to them.
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I think Jake wants to play yeah thanks I don't we haven't played either
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do you play controller or keyboard and mouse do you want to play keyboard and mouse
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controller all right go ahead we're handcuffed so it's a little bit
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yeah Jake told me earlier he said he wanted to handcuff himself to you
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it was just like black ops 3 this is the beta right
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who called me Leon and he said Leon hates me can I
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when Toma called me as it's all he says expletive bad words yes and Jake said
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no how do you start select custom loadout I don't know I don't know don't you be playing
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gunfight fine match here we go there we go gunfight there we go
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yeah neon's gonna be here too and Fousey Fousey's gonna be here have you met Fousey before
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I don't know you don't know I'll introduce you if you want
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yeah oh rumble let's go let's go hide that you can't let's go
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you sure this is not hurting you but if you're like wrangling around like a
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bro Jay I don't know if we can do this all day long I might do it for like
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two hours I'm like I don't know about all day bro
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what do I do in the mall I don't know are you gonna be here tomorrow if you're pulling
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up I might pull up again tomorrow but I don't know if I'm gonna handcuff myself to you for
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there we go all right can you see you bro this looks just like black ops 3
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you're a rumble streamer you guys are both rumble streamers what are you doing in enemy territory
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representing representing okay what's uh one thing you would say to Chris Pavlovsky
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kind of keep that quiet here you're wearing enemy territory but nice to meet you guys
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yeah free speech is important yeah sure free keep you keep playing bro keep running it up bro
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what do you do on rumble you game okay you play cod you want to play cod on stream
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well why don't you can play cod on stream what's your username lemrats okay yeah there's not
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many gamers on rumble not many of us we have why rumble why not twitch
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but why rumble why not youtube or let's go let's go
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I'm sorry guys it's good huh bro you're getting destroyed right now
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oh he's right there he's right there he's right there
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here no run it back yeah you get back yeah you get back they're laughing at you bro
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he's gotta be racist bro what's good give me a hug Jake
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bro people are confusing me with you it's pissing me off bro
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are you in the line to wait for jinxie I'm waiting for you I'm so excited bro
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I'm not gonna no I'm kidding wait so what are you guys doing
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wait can we get like a three-way handcuff going
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bro jake i swear you keep you always look away at the picture bro
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one more one more one more one more one more one two go
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all right they got dance dance revolution over there too
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They look like they're really good at this game.
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Did you have more fun here or when you went to that last switch event, the one with the
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The thing is, everything's going to have long lines.
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So, what else do you think I should do while we're here?
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Switch CEO says, he will finally be telling streamers why they've been banned, and now all
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If you don't have the time to go to nowhere else.
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If you don't have the time to go to nowhere else.
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Jake, is it a humiliation ritual if we do this?
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This other one doesn't work, so I have to wait for the player to run out.
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so you guys are the best handcuffed hands first players ever seen.
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You didn't fail. The best handcuffed streamers ever?
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Best handcuffed streamers ever. I've never seen
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Alright. Jake's mom thinks she's better at dancing than us.
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To be honest, who's a better streamer than me or Jake?
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we still got it we still got it yeah all day 24 hours 24 hours yeah
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yeah hell yeah hell yeah nice to meet you nice to meet you bro
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you y'all got next yeah can we hop in for like two tubes all right thank you
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he's going for the record he's going for the record
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who's that streamer she famous who's that streamer girl who's that girl streamer i don't know
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can you say the r word on twitch like restarted like restart the computer you can say that word
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you can say that word oh good oh okay i'm good it's not to us
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i saw me like that bro you was drooling you were drooling everywhere
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i might be i'm just being honest bro i'm just being honest bro
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I think you just click it here and it's going to have...
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They're breakin' them up, they're breakin' them up.
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Did you see my new video of Letter from Bosnia?
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I don't know if Jake wants to go to the drag show
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Funny scenario right here. I don't see where Neon is, though
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Do the randomizers against me. I swear it's too
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Well, you're fine. I need an all-dead four, brother. It's not bad it is
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And I think they have one of the best news networks
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Would be the best president in the United States
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He said I'm surprised you look this cute in person
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Hold down your brake. Hold down your brake and it'll back up.
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I thought Asian drivers were the bad driver, Jayden.
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If I let Neon drive it, I should let Jakey drive it.
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You guys want to start your experience actually at the front right here with these guys.
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He wants to explain the whole thing to you guys.
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But you get a booklet here to check out what's going on here.
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This is a land where these lovely spirit animals roam and live their very curious, vicarious lives.
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So what you guys are going to do is you're going to register.
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It has to be one because if you win your prize, do you not want it?
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So after you register, I'm going to give you your spirit tracker where you're going to go adventure around Glotopia.
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You're going to play different games, do what do you call it?
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And so you're going to get your stamps and you're going to go to the...
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Well, I'm glad you were thinking that because I was just like,
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I've just been saying, like, I don't swing that way.
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No, like, you know, like, you know, like, switch the road.
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Okay, give you five seconds to think of something.
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Um, um, um, daddy's, um, I mean, daddy's, um, I mean, that's it.
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Yeah, we're going to change battery real quick.
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You see where Jake's arcade challenges with the orange thing in the middle?
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Yeah, why is Fresh slandering Jocasta in the community right now for stealing money and trying to funnel
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Jake, I'm like a motivational, positive guy, bro.
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You're actually about to die or something, bro.
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So Fousey said that me, you, and him are going to go to this B&B with bitches and shit.
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I'm handcuffed to Jake, so it's not my fault if I go.
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He's like a little kid that you put in the locker saying that you get bullied.
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You just came to TwitchCon and handcuffed yourself, dude.
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We were just talking on Discord like a day ago.
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Um, you guys, let's just try the lemon lime one.
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You don't want any of these t-shirts or anything?
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We played ping pong, basketball, dance dance, Black Ops 6.
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Shit, it's not been that bad either with the haters and stuff too.
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Chair, we've been doing a lot of walking today.
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I'll give you that if you look like a French maid.
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Jake, we're really outside of the Ops territory.
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The amount of smack that I've talked about everything
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Except we got to wait in the general audience lines.
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Not only did I study kinesiology before I became a professional debater, but 15 minutes
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of hot tubbing, 10 to 15 minutes of hot tubbing will help you sleep, make your body stronger
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You're now just describing the benefits of hot tub.
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You are currently in last place after the fantastic performance 25 weeks.
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Number one, you get to meet a lot of new people and do things you don't normally do.
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And then sometimes you get to meet those people in real life.
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And then sometimes you accidentally put a hand on a hip and everything goes down.
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I don't want to argue about GTA Meadow with a bunch.
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Chad, I'll get up on stage and do a Roman salute.
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Jake has completely lost consideration of the handcuffs now.
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I don't know if you've noticed, but we're flailing around.
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boy, ain't no way boy, what up, ain't no way, boy
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what's up, what's up, what's up, there we go, let's see y'all, that's it, that's it
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yeah, it's right here, y'all, I feel like I haven't seen the sunlight in like a year, holy, my eyes
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I'm good, Jake, you out of the bathroom, you sure
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let's see, I don't know if this is part of it, well
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to be honest, the fact that we haven't unclipped this is pretty impressive, considering the
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amount of stuff we did, right, I think we're doing pretty good so far
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also, do you want to come to Toronto, I'm about to go link up with Aiden in Toronto
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uh, I don't know, it's his idea, he's kind of freaky like that
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he said something about slavery and I don't know
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I don't really know, but this is my first meeting
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what is it, what's the best thing to do up here?
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they were saying you would actually win in the fight against Neon
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all I really need to do is put him in a chokehold
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I mean if you keep going down here it's like the artist village
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I mean yeah they got a lot of good stuff over there
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if you go back down here you're going to have to go the same way
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Chad do you remember the IRL stream that me and Jake did in Miami?
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this is how you're going to make me spit up the food
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Okay, see he wants the rook to hit this knight, but I got the pawn blocking it so he can't
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See he has a lot of plate pawns on this side, but he can't castle
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I should have got it. How did I not get this checkmate, bro?
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White square here, it's a pun. It looks weird on this set. Yeah, it is.
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I came to apologize for the last interaction we had.
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Zachary. Yeah, Hulu and Christian told me about it. You said you're a funny guy.
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Yeah, I appreciate that. Shout out Hulu, man. We're good.
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Nice guy. You guys remember that from Power Slap?
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My dad keeps texting me saying that the handcuffs are too much for Jake.
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Bro, you put me on the phone with these random people that are like,
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Why do you put me on the phone with these people?
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Fresh sees somebody with a chain and thinks that they're his best friend.
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Chad, doesn't it look like that place where, who's that DJ who's on the roof?
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Hey, tell me what I need to tuck in my shirt for.
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Hey, tell me what I need to tuck in my shirt bro, damn, Waze does not care about my wardrobe.
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I'm really paranoid about getting banned on Twitch bro, did I get banned on Twitch?
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What a Twitch chat, I haven't seen you guys one time.
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We don't need to go inside, relax bro, we're on the third floor.
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Yeah, my goal for this year is to get partnered on Twitch.
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Your goal for this year is to get partnered on Twitch?
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Alright, are you so tired or are you good to go?
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though what do you rate the stream so far one through ten
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you're still here why are you still go home bro let's go you're back live he does not make up his mind
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fresh you're so bipolar hold on hold on i'm a good employer you know why i have a cool
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workers my employees what up bro put your hand down we're on twitch
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i'm good off them i don't trust the soys chat i don't you know what i'm saying like i see them
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nice to meet you what do you dress up as tf2 soldier boy that's what's up
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hey nice to meet you what's your name captain lawrence
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hey shake my hand it's nice to meet you bro nice to meet you
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what did you do in vegas i think it's more active
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twitchcon in vegas yeah when how long was last year
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uh yeah you're coming to mall oh yeah a bit later next next time though i came in way too late
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yeah it's a long day you gonna go to the drag show later
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why why would i i'm not interested in that sort of stuff let's go let's go
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can i get a picture of beauty just doing any pose sure
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thank you of course keep it up thanks bro appreciate it
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hey hey do you have a word to inspire the freestyle
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handcuff future you got one for me in the back there
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turn it up loud i want to make sure to make y'all proud
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i'ma spin it so straight i don't need no braces
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i'm spitting out my tooth yeah i'm gonna do my thing
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People going crazy, oh, baby, shouting out of friends,
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We got the drip drip like her cup full of matcha.
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We caffeinate you, I told you, I'll never get enough.
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Appreciate the words of future and handcuffs and everything up in between.
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We don't got no braces, but brace yourself if you want some bars.
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Dropping bombs with our crew, rocking out at TwitchCon, TwitchCon.
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We be all up in the yard and we dropping bombs.
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That's the way we do it when we rock up at the tribe.
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San Diego, make some noise because we're doing it live.
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That way I'm not cheating. I can cuff to the chair.
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You're going out. You're taking a nap, I thought.
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I think we did more walking today than when you guys came to Miami.
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There's a drag queen show, but I don't want to go to that.
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um i don't know this we're figuring out right now there's a drag queen show but i don't want
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to go to that um and then there's like uh there's some after parties and stuff
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i might i don't know i haven't decided yet i haven't decided yet are you guys gonna come
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back tomorrow okay i think we'll do that too i think we'll do that too
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yeah sure yeah what's up man hey i'm steak nice to meet you steak nice to meet you
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is this what you know by any chance you know what he is what you want to take a picture
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oh um he was just up here you could stream snipe him
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yeah just check the stream i think he's still live i think he'll be live all day
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is what the owner coming tomorrow i think he's coming um i'll get him a napkin or something
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we got a what um like have to stare i don't know if you know this is here for
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yeah but they want to know so like they can sit take him where you need to go
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maybe head downstairs for a bit and then probably leave soon
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you see you guys are probably ready to leave right
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no he got the he got a wheelchair now so we good
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it's funny the difference between twitch streamers and kick streamers is so evident
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the nature of that website is just to be a dickhead
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i think they got the whole first aid kit i know that's right
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no because i'm like they got the whole first aid kit
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for example i was here earlier in the morning right
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Our first little thing was we were the most banned people online
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If you look like Wally Sue, it says we're the most banned people on the internet
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So whenever you go upload on TikTok, now you see that little like adult like 18 plus content or whatever
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Like we helped put that whole thing in perspective
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And to see, whenever you see other controversial people online, dude
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But it's, you know, it's the way it's supposed to be
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I mean, I know Elon liked the hive mind situation
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This is why I'm like chilling with Jake here, man
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I don't have to interact with these people, bro
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Look at what happened in like five seconds away from Jake
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no not not it's okay it's better with jake and i'm not it's creepy here
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no no i've been here all day pretty much i've been here for a couple hours can i get the water
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you know there's a lot of there's a lot of people out there trying to like i don't know attack
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somalis attack haitians but you know we got to stick together man us cat eaters got to stick
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together i'm joking bro we don't eat cats we don't we don't need cats and somalis don't
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have big foreheads some of us do some of you don't you gotta you gotta we have the same forehead
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all right man nice to meet you oh yeah i bought a jacket from your merch yeah yeah it's nice you
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didn't bring it i didn't bring it but if you're gonna be here tomorrow or if you're gonna be i
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it might be tomorrow inshallah we'll see any moss i got you all right nice to meet you
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okay where'd your team go okay but you can't make a reminder if you're streaming or not how many times
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did you spark the stream fresh turn on and off the stream like five times in one hour
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not really though yes you are i'm more of a what are you talking about
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you know what i am bro i'm morbid you are literally a content creator
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hold on so here's what we're different right i'm a content for a network here's content for content
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yeah you're yapping bro you still make content you're a content creator
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forget it but for different means of different ends you see why i think networking is gay
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how to meet you everybody do networking well we're just doing a podcast and you were there
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but like the act of networking is just like oh and now it's back on they can't make up their mind
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like it was just off and now the stream is back on no the stream's not on i'm recording the content
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oh okay why did you bring like the spider web look at this what is this
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gangster right it's it's too much you think it's too much it's like it's too obvious
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yeah it is you shoot music videos with that don't you
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you know what i was younger batman more foolish i'm wiser now
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wait aren't you wiser right now too you're older right
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i'm not trying to i don't want to be like but i've seen
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What was that, the, the, what was it, the legal age
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I was like, what the fuck is my fucking, like, saying
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Fousey and Neon have something planned for tonight
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I'm getting jumped by like six transgender people
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Oh, I'm losing a lot of minutes, Shaitana Regime!
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You know, if you don't pay attention to Twitch Convo, you just accidentally walk into a drag show.
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If you're not on point, you're in a drag queen show.
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You know there's a drag queen show right there?
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Bro, he brought me right in there and didn't say a word about that.
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Like, there should be first-age agents outside of the door warning you that there's a drag queen show right there.
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Like, three times today, a man-woman came up to me.
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who's your favorite character in mr beast that makes sense what about chris
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good to meet you bro all right keep it up america no you don't he's a good guy why do you hate
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neon what do you do to you you fake neon you fake what oh my god now this guy's beefing with neon
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where are you from oh you're from greece okay how do you say uh you live in london you're just here
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for vacation yeah all right chat we're in w italy time to eat some lasagna
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and it's super cringe dude they have all these muslims walking around and they're talking about
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but i don't know but dude it's just super cringe i just want to kiss a dude but arab i i want to
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kiss you but as friends because i'm secure with my masculinity so if we just kiss kiss me kiss me
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just get my it's bro it's super cringe that you're looking at it it's not that weird i don't i don't
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think it's gay i'm no it's not gay bro i'm secure that masculine if i want to kiss a dude bro it's
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super cool so today i was looking at twitter i was looking for what's trending the most and this is
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the weirdest thing it's mixed with poopy diarrhea and dog shit mixed in a smoothie so chris tyson was
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actually a pedophile but this guy sneeko that i don't like because he tells the truth how is he
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gonna tell me that i'm afraid of losing the poopy diarrhea mr beast collab
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we will see if we come back and play it that waymed into
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There's people following me around trying to...
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hey what floor is it okay we're on the fourth floor
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you park valet okay yeah i'm in the garage on the fourth floor