SNEAKO - November 15, 2024
SNEAKO X KONVY SOCCER STREAM!
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 34 minutes
Words per Minute
158.96088
Hate Speech Sentences
292
Summary
In this episode of we talk about: , , and . We also talk about and some other topics. This episode was recorded on my phone, so I apologize in advance for the audio quality, I ll be working on it next week.
Transcript
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this shit though hold on i'ma talk to you i don't got 41 viewers shut up don't start nigga
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no i'm not even cursing anymore from now on i'm not even cursing anymore
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oh i gotta reach out though yo yo hold the chat yo jay future nah hold on
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jay future you have been texting me every day good morning
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nigga how many times do i have to tell you yo i'm not your girlfriend
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nigga good morning good morning good morning stop texting me good morning
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like all the side i don't you want to fuck me nigga do you want to fuck me like you want to
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fuck me with that dinosaur dick nigga stop texting me good morning now let me chill though now i'm
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just kidding jay but chat what's good though chat let me get a roll call why you still on kick
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because this is the best platform on the listen chat this is the best platform on the app i
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understand like you know i went through a couple shits you know i'm saying chat listen let me actually
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talk to you real quick um chat i wouldn't i would not be doing monkey anymore uh the monkey content
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is stopped i'm not doing it no more that's it the last time i did monkey was a month ago and that's
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the last time of whatever happened right um you look fat what the fuck you mean i look fat are you
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nigga i don't look fat i look fat you know you got like a fat jawline bro nigga look who's talking
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talking about fat jawline nigga look how you look i look good bro like a fucking retarded squirrel
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nigga i look good what the fuck yo what's good chat what's the fucking word bro stop putting me i
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really oral this shit bro we're into everything bro stop telling me chat we outside now but look
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though chat i'm i can't prepare nigga look do you see the shit
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i got it because of the chat look at the fit though oh look at the fit look at the fit like i'm
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really matching i'm waiting for sneakers like five minutes where i'ma bust his ass i'ma bust
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sneaker's ass yo i only got 2 000 viewers though what the fuck is going on hold on hold on hold on
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yo nobody went out chat i don't think nobody wants to got out damn dog what's going on i'm rattled
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shit the big return 2 000 viewers niggas yeah niggas really forgot about me shit
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oh they don't even know my position today yo hold on hold on yo y'all must be delayed why i keep
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calling me fat why y'all calling me fat stop saying i fell off i don't give a fuck nigga
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damn i want to talk shit but i can't talk shit though yo ah i see what they doing i see what
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they doing they trying to make the coffee look bad nigga they trying to make coffee look bad
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they trying to make coffee look bad they can't my viewers once again dog this is crazy
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that's how i beat bro that's how i beat dog it's all right though nah it's not all right bro
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i can't function like this you're good bro just join me bro nah i can't function like this dog
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i fell off in the shadows you might want to join me dude nah i might have to actually put the bags
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in the fries i'm not even kidding shit if i keep going this route nigga shit burger king
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shit i'm just kidding chat but look fuck i can't concentrate like this dog i'm rattled
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all right bro so what is it what if you want what are y'all doing y'all playing world
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fuck what is it bro hold on i'm rattled give me a second bro shit nah nah nah look i don't give a
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fuck about the viewers nigga fuck the viewers nigga this shit gonna go up to 7k once you go get here
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i don't care 8k 9k i don't care anyways um you know i got a month till my contract ends uh me and
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cheeser got the same uh contract we got it to december 13th uh so i don't know i'm gonna get
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re-signed or not chat do y'all think i'm gonna get re-signed dang i can't let me uh yo i'm out
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of the phone let me make a couple calls that's the thing i'm scared nigga let me call this nigga
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let me call this fucking room i don't even want chat i'm not even cursing no more i promise you
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i'm pg-13 forever and ever and ever and forever i'm not cursing anymore nigga yo
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the shopping is crazy where are you at i'm bro where are you at
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i'm going home too far yeah niggas are chilling nah real shit though
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i'm right here bro i'm right here pulling up it's just it's fucking like this is the worst
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shop i've ever seen yeah i told you to leave two hours ago nigga
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bro i didn't think it was a two-hour drive holy fuck man all right
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uh are you ready to go you got the fuel yeah i'm already ready i got 10 000 views right now
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waiting for you uh um bots or real no no real real real real real
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okay um i'm about it i'm i'm ready to go i stretched and everything
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all right bad bad bad we gonna put money up right or bald or some shit
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i'm coming bro i'm here bro why you bro you made me drive to cuba
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it's too far like why why are we in like can i say where we are
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bro all the kids here already know me who cares they're gonna know you too bro
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why are we all the way over here like bro because there's no soccer field by where we live
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there's so many soccer fields by me by the way all you need is a little two people playing
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bro we need a big field oh my gosh i'm rattled dog just hurry up my nigga
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yeah i can't with this negativity look what i come back to my nigga
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look what i come back to bro should have just stayed my ass on kick nigga i mean twitch i was
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getting 12k in two minutes bro the fuck going on my nigga
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i ain't library you might as well just not have that contract just go to just go to touch
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all right look look i'm gonna talk to my chat nigga
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look look look look look look look we're gonna do a roll call roll call let me put some music
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let's get the vibes of roll call roll call i gotta start to scream like this dog
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like why why why why why why why why nah let me switch the music why dog nah let me put my
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we big ytg nigga fuck ytg nigga that's why i beat that nigga i beat the fuck out that nigga
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fuck that nigga he always want to talk about me when he's streaming nigga
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bro i don't care nigga i'm a legit viewer i mean i'm a legit streamer nigga i got 3k in minutes
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how was that bad i'm psych i'm sick and tired of y'all bro
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about to become a fucking fisherman or something
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now let's get a roll call to chat who in the chat
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cause you're not even seeing the whole fit standing
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i'm gonna throw this fucking phone across this fucking highway nigga
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you've been wearing the same clothes for five months bro
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cause you kept talking shit to your viewers in the chat
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i don't know who the fuck he feeling like nigga
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i think that's when they need to take advantage
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they want you to leave all that edgy shit behind
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so we're gonna see how the journey is from now on
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but i do got some good shit coming up though chad
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all right so he's gonna pass the ball to me and sneaker
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see you hear what you can't dribble but he has a good touch he has a good shot
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he has a good shot. I don't think he can defend. Yo, Chad, what angle do y'all want it from?
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Yeah, I wish I had my phone. Chad, what angle do y'all want it from?
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4k boss gun. Shut up, nigga. You haters, dog. Haters. I gotta read my phone through my track cam, bro.
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See that or not? Huh? Nah, I think it's this here. I think it's this here.
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Chris, if you want, throw it with your hands. Huh?
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One more, one more. Let me get this fucking bum-ass chat.
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I would've talked so much if I wasn't down to honey cakes.
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You got that one though, right? Huh? Of course he did.
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Chad, somebody said, somebody said Carvey reminds me of Messi. Duh.
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Nobody said that at all. Like, on my life, somebody said that.
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On my life, somebody said that. You're gonna die.
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Also, Chad, I think his cardio is going to be trash because 30 days he's been
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sipping that kick lean and drinking tequila, doing whatever Cubans do.
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Nigga, what are you talking about? Smoking illegal cigars and shit.
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Yo, I'm good, bro. Are you ready to get started? Yeah.
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Yo, throw it in there if you want. All right, Chad, let's go start it.
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All right, personal one. Five? Yeah, yo, personal five.
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Personal five. You should get like a back angle. All right.
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Personal five, not a game. He's starting, right? Huh? He's starting?
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Yeah, he's starting. He got to control it. I want to see your technique.
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All right, so I saw the ball? Yeah, you got to control it.
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We good. I want it in my chest. In my chest. I want it in my chest.
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You want blood on his chest? I want it on my chest.
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Go on his side, because I'm really about to climb him.
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the wrong one are you a lefty don't matter i'm both i'm both i see a lefty i'm both
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your boy is he a lefty two one two one you can't guard me
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come here i'm gonna break your knees if you come through here i'm gonna slide
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what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up
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negative he wouldn't even get past my little brother with that thing the
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I don't want to know why you got to drop by Houston Dynamo.
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They're trying to cheat me out, it's not gonna happen.
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He already gave up and the game's not even ended.
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If I'm behind, I'm gonna do an upper 90, I promise.
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They're not even guarding me, I can't end the game, I'm trying to end it fast, what'd
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No, they're saying some dumb shit, I'm not gonna lie.
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I can't control nothing, I'm playing like this because I'm tired, I haven't played in years.
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Hands out, hands out, hands out, hands out, keepers!
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I'm not gonna do it, how you gonna do it to him?
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I ain't getting a little stomach though, I ain't gonna run.
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I ain't getting a little stomach though, I ain't gonna run.
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Where's your left, nigga? You left that in the car, nigga?
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If it was five years ago, you wouldn't see me, bro.
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You set up, like, two lines and two shoes, bro.
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If you do that, but if you do that, the ball can only go, like, it can't be a high shot.
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The only way you can get it back in for that rematch is if you win.
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He's freaky for even wanting to touch that shirt.
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Nigga, after this, I'm going to go to the gas station.
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Yeah, but if I sit on desktop and jerk off and beat my dick and gamble.
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All right, yo, if I win, you got to take your pants off and you're going home in your
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If I win, you got to go home without your pants.
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I'm telling you, you're not going to stop under my gold.
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I hate when people come up to me and tell me I played academy.
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If I had that body, I would score from all the way to half court, nigga
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I want to know where the fuck you play soccer at
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I want to know where the fuck you play soccer at
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Nigga, you think the whole field is apart, nigga
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i can't do it he's trying to be all cool yeah he's guarding me too low bro
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let me see how much views we got oh we go we go i'm not riding we go i'm happy as fuck
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what are your thoughts man well he's only waiting because i'm tired my cardio is bad that's it
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fucked up this is this is what you call bullying my name look look my thing is i don't have
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a problem with the people who say they're good but don't say you played academy like yo bro
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what academy you played for the best academy bro it's because my cardio is lacking because
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no you're not come on i see why castanat don't want to invite me to the stadium for the soccer
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a little spin i'm having fun i got game point i'm not in a rush
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i got that one so high i don't have a real pussy
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no are you serious or not like he's celebrating come on come on
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well this is about to be up to go viral on tiktok
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yo yo let's see your grandma leg look he's smiling you don't know you grab my leg
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Let's get a Stico Max combi over some logic music.
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You know I like my little females good and coming right here.
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I'm happy to bring four local to the soccer field.
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And, yo chat I'm telling you I'm horrible right now.
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Like this is not even nothing to it how it was when I was a little kid.
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and i know i'm playing bots chat i'm playing bots like who's good that streams who's good
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good that streams i want to i want you nigga i want you i haven't won i need one more going
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come on let me get the water the first game was a close game bro because i let you score
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because i'm trying to get the viewers up five three first game stop playing if you play it
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on like an actual one v one field bro it's a different story you won because of cardio first
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second game i met you yo chat you know what's crazy everybody who plays soccer and
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i don't like actually good at soccer knows that one v one does not mean shit
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why don't we play 4v4 with these people right now we can little chat we can nigga chat
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i've seen people who are good as fuck one v one and they suck on the field they're lost they don't
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even know what the fuck is going on you feel me yo yeah i'm calling y'all i show speed
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you go to the gym every day i eat i eat chips doritos
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it's upper 90 like i got some energy back you know
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banger all right come on yo loser loser got to do 100 push-ups
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sometimes it's a joke sometimes i think he really don't even know what he's doing
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i have all this shit to do today now i'm fucked
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now you got that jersey no disrespect towards osmond
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they used to see him play soccer at high school
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you're getting a little bit of weight in your face yeah
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what's the macaulay i don't know why i'm getting fat
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so what you gonna do now that you're on ban on kick
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everyone broke is still gonna go on stream east
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they're still gonna do it even though it's free
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yeah i've never heard of nobody not having netflix
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chat i was thinking about putting like 10 bands on mike tyson
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you think that was real or that was staged for promo?
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nigga said jake paul tried to treat him like a monkey and stepped on his foot
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right before he stepped on his foot he was going around like a silver bag
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but i can go either way cause olivera's been training
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i mean uh... chandler's been training nonstop for two years for mcgregor fight
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there's no point putting money up on john jones he's gonna win
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i don't know but this gambling shit is not for me bro
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what was that after i left canada or when did you lose 100k?
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yeah but i've seen you go to like bad places gambling bro
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when's the last time you gambled? you gambled today?
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yeah but i'd rather get it slowly slowly and surely
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than risking my whole bank account to try to get it back
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and then as soon as i get gas i got nothing left
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i don't know he saw your highlights against baguero or something
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that's why i wasn't trying to dribble that much
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he used to drive me like four or five hours just to go to different games
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i went all over the northeast playing games all every weekend
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he dedicated his whole weekend to just like let me play
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bro i used to play against the mexicans and they'd say
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i'm all right i was just fucking around a lot chat
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i just chat i'm gonna do a lot of like irls and shit bro like
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yeah what are your plans upcoming now that you're on band
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bro i want to do a gopro stream like i'm trying to set up a gopro stream and me playing actual
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like an actual game 11 v 11 but i have a gopro on my chest and like they see my foot only
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who do you play against like mexican uber east drivers i play against them sometimes
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i'll play the actual like soccer like against somebody like actual team
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what else you want to do what else you want to do i want to do a fishing stream
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yes i do but like actually good quality like i know i'm gonna do it
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you know there's a in florida they have a peacock
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what else you have 30 days to plan what else you plan in this time
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i think Twitch actually has more likelihood to die than kick
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because they're facing all these problems with political things
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apparently other people are losing advertisers too
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it's been the lowest month for Twitch advertisers
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they're not really making that much money from Twitch
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so like that's coming from like a bigger bigger up
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yeah Twitch is getting pressure from all these big corporations
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they're facing pressure from the advertiser groups
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so what do you think is going to happen if they don't ban Hassan?
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yeah like the advertisers is like how they roll ads
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if they stop thinking that we just need to be gambling
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but I know a lot of you guys don't want to go to Rumble
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I think he will get unbanned on Twitch in February or March
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I think that they would lean in more into gambling
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and I think they would lean in more into the Spanish market
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I think the American market goes on the deep grind
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but they would just have to rebrand their thing
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let them like have to go to YouTube or something
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that's what they put on the front page all the time
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nigga I'm back and I could be gone in 2 seconds
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nah I don't got nothing bad to say about him either bro
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have you ever been recommended on a kick before?
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that guy said that hate speech is the same as right wing content
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he's like we don't want to be having right wing content
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and there's middle wing when nobody picks him up?
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that was supposed to happen end of November or December
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but he doesn't even know what platform he's gonna be on
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but I'm gonna keep locking in with the desktops
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he was getting DM's that people calling him a monkey