SNEAKO - SNEAKO X VITALY X MIKE MAJLAK

00:00:00.720 Get it.

00:00:02.120 Bow.

00:00:02.580 Here we go.

00:00:04.240 Another day.

00:00:08.000 All right, I'm ready.

00:00:11.720 Oh, I know where we are.

00:00:13.080 We're right next to the saddle ranch and shit, right?

00:00:17.360 Yeah, nice leak, bro.

00:00:18.220 We just ate there last night.

00:00:19.500 Oh.

00:00:23.900 We just ate there last night.

00:00:25.020 Is it good?

00:00:26.600 It's open late, you know.

00:00:27.640 Yeah, it's more about the status.

00:00:31.240 There's not much status.

00:00:32.160 There's all these drunk people over there.

00:00:33.580 Really?

00:00:33.980 Yeah.

00:00:34.800 It's not like TikTokers and shit?

00:00:36.900 No.

00:00:37.380 Fell off.

00:00:37.800 No armies.

00:00:40.260 Can you put the music?

00:00:43.600 I think you have to go to audio.

00:00:45.780 Needles can fix it.

00:00:48.660 And now hit play from there.

00:00:49.920 Hit pause and play.

00:00:54.640 Oh, well, it's not connected then.

00:00:56.080 Why was it working before?

00:01:01.800 Yeah, it's not.

00:01:02.620 You have Bluetooth or no?

00:01:03.800 I have it, yeah.

00:01:04.620 Let me get the Bluetooth.

00:01:05.580 Yeah, let's do it.

00:01:17.300 Yep.

00:01:17.620 Yep.

00:01:17.680 Yep.

00:01:17.700 Yep.

00:01:17.720 Yep.

00:01:26.080 There we go.

00:01:33.120 What's good, child?

00:01:34.540 Back again.

00:01:36.180 I got Arab in the cut.

00:01:37.700 Arab.

00:01:38.220 How you doing, man?

00:01:38.960 Nice to see you again, bro.

00:01:39.840 Welcome back from wherever you were, Brazil or Mexico or some trenches somewhere.

00:01:43.600 Well, last time we were in Saudi together, so it was like the opposite of Shaytan.

00:01:47.020 And now we're in Shantan land, but it's going to be a good stream today, Chad.

00:01:51.080 We got a lot going on.

00:01:54.020 New era.

00:01:56.780 New era.

00:01:58.940 I'm beating the lazy.

00:02:00.220 I'm not, I'm grifting the normies.

00:02:01.800 The normies?

00:02:02.240 I'm grifting normies, yes.

00:02:03.200 Grifting the normies, yes.

00:02:04.020 Next, we need to grip the Asian community because I am chinko.

00:02:07.220 You know, I haven't tapped into them enough yet.

00:02:09.160 Need to suck some of the clout a little and then take them into like a self-improvement

00:02:13.040 era of fitness and shit.

00:02:14.420 Yeah, get the Asian.

00:02:15.120 Steal some Satanists.

00:02:16.220 Right, right, right.

00:02:16.740 And turn them religious.

00:02:17.840 Push them to gym and JQ.

00:02:19.520 That's what we need to do with the Asian community.

00:02:22.980 But it's good.

00:02:23.640 What's up, Love Speech?

00:02:24.440 What's up, Active Income?

00:02:25.360 How you guys doing?

00:02:26.180 I know you guys have been dick-sucking Arab in the Love Speech community.

00:02:28.820 Yeah, I appreciate that, by the way.

00:02:30.120 I feel it.

00:02:30.920 Come on, spam the Love Speech community right now.

00:02:32.940 I feel it right down here.

00:02:34.020 Everybody join the Love Speech community.

00:02:37.080 I read that all day long.

00:02:39.260 Discord gang was good.

00:02:40.640 Telegram gang was good.

00:02:41.880 Shout out to Rumble for promoting Love Speech.

00:02:43.780 100%.

00:02:44.300 Do they?

00:02:45.860 Well, no, just like for allowing the community here, Love Speech, to exist, you know?

00:02:50.280 That's true.

00:02:50.820 That's true.

00:02:52.000 Audio is good.

00:02:52.620 Everything is good.

00:02:54.600 I mean, when all their socials failed you.

00:02:57.200 Yeah, fuck them all.

00:02:58.240 Fuck them all.

00:02:58.760 Yeah, fuck them all.

00:02:59.040 Hold on, let me see what the chat's saying.

00:03:00.120 I don't even see you guys.

00:03:00.840 But we got a big stream today.

00:03:03.060 Um, yeah, I got to tell you about what happened yesterday.

00:03:06.000 I didn't even tell you.

00:03:06.760 Take care of needles, bro.

00:03:07.920 Ambitious.

00:03:08.280 Get off of his dick, man.

00:03:09.940 W, what's up, Star Crazy?

00:03:11.180 What's up?

00:03:11.560 I am Lose.

00:03:12.180 What's up, Trump's America?

00:03:13.140 What's up, Seb?

00:03:13.700 What's up, Polar?

00:03:14.600 What's up, Sonny Faz?

00:03:15.420 Is JQ the driver?

00:03:16.360 No, bro.

00:03:17.140 What is wrong with you?

00:03:17.860 Judson, Prince.

00:03:19.640 What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good?

00:03:21.260 I'll be down to JQ the driver.

00:03:22.340 I'm actually not down to do that at all.

00:03:24.100 See, like, I'm trying to grift the normies.

00:03:25.660 You know, we're trying to infiltrate.

00:03:26.520 Yeah, true, true, true.

00:03:26.980 You know, JQ.

00:03:27.580 Yeah, absolutely not.

00:03:28.740 Absolutely not.

00:03:30.160 So yeah, we're going to Mike Malak's house.

00:03:31.660 He's got like some burger thing.

00:03:32.780 To be honest, I don't really know what we're doing.

00:03:34.880 We're just two schizos going to be wandering around Mike's kitchen pretty much, like, being

00:03:38.260 autistic and then yapping with him and debating about nonsense.

00:03:41.180 Then we're going to go to Vitaly, and then he's looking for an assistant to pick up.

00:03:44.980 Not to pick up.

00:03:45.520 He's looking to hire a new assistant, so we're going to go over there.

00:03:47.580 Is it females?

00:03:48.600 Yeah, it's 30 girls, yeah.

00:03:49.840 Is he going to put Nutella on their butts?

00:03:51.420 I don't.

00:03:52.200 He did that before, right?

00:03:53.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:53.580 That's a big Vitaly thing.

00:03:54.400 I don't know.

00:03:55.040 I hope I don't go there and get pranked.

00:03:56.560 I didn't even think about that.

00:03:56.680 We should walk in with a Nutella jar for him.

00:03:58.620 I don't.

00:03:59.220 That's a good idea.

00:04:00.160 Yeah.

00:04:00.560 That's actually good.

00:04:01.140 Look at you giving it away.

00:04:02.700 See, nowadays, if you give away any ideas, you're going to get other streamers trying

00:04:06.060 to go and blackball you and take advantage of your stream.

00:04:08.260 But I get that, but I just have so many ideas that I'm not afraid of people stealing them.

00:04:12.100 It's like, all right, you steal that, there's another one.

00:04:14.180 That's true.

00:04:14.780 That's true.

00:04:15.440 But, yeah, there were some politics at play from yesterday.

00:04:18.440 I was supposed to.

00:04:19.000 I didn't tell you this yesterday.

00:04:20.260 No, you didn't.

00:04:20.700 So, let me.

00:04:21.840 Oh, my God.

00:04:22.420 This fucking Arab.

00:04:23.320 This fucking terrorist.

00:04:25.540 Go ahead.

00:04:25.940 I didn't even keep you up to date with everything.

00:04:27.140 So, basically, I was supposed to have Mike May like yesterday, and he canceled last minute.

00:04:32.500 I saw that.

00:04:33.400 Yeah.

00:04:34.080 And it was to go on Aiden's stream.

00:04:37.620 Well, you could say what you really wanted to say.

00:04:41.120 You don't want to say Aiden.

00:04:42.720 You wanted to say something else.

00:04:43.860 No, no, no, no.

00:04:44.520 No, you could say it.

00:04:45.780 No, but, yeah, there's all these streaming politics at play.

00:04:50.480 I think that shit's gay, to be honest with you.

00:04:53.020 Like, trying to steal content to do Get Back and stuff like that.

00:04:56.140 Do you think that's what it was?

00:04:57.200 Or do you think it was just like.

00:04:58.020 That's exactly what it was.

00:04:58.960 Oh, okay.

00:04:59.480 That's exactly what it was.

00:05:01.140 That makes sense.

00:05:01.460 It's manipulation to be like, oh, you did that.

00:05:03.640 You're collabing with him.

00:05:04.820 Well, here, I'm a collabing.

00:05:06.020 That makes sense.

00:05:06.460 Yeah, I don't think.

00:05:07.100 But you can't blame Mike for it.

00:05:08.560 Mike was just being loyal to someone who's been more loyal to him, right?

00:05:11.640 Yeah, but also, like, you know, if you, you know, you make plans with somebody.

00:05:15.280 Yeah, I get that.

00:05:16.140 You know?

00:05:16.480 I agree with that.

00:05:17.020 I get that.

00:05:17.900 You're like, oh, you know what?

00:05:19.160 I am loyal to you or whatever, but I'm so committed to doing this.

00:05:22.680 And it's also not like he's losing out on a crazy amount of clout by, like, the difference

00:05:27.240 level between you and Aiden.

00:05:28.820 I mean, you still have a lot.

00:05:30.060 So, the fact that he made plans.

00:05:31.820 Yeah, I get it.

00:05:32.240 I get what you're saying.

00:05:32.580 Don't overanalyze.

00:05:33.400 I'm not overanalyzing.

00:05:34.400 I'm just telling you what happened.

00:05:36.300 That's what happened.

00:05:37.060 So, it's like gay streaming politics.

00:05:40.320 But I really don't care.

00:05:41.720 And I don't, like, I know a lot of the communities, they want to be like, oh, we're going to spin

00:05:44.600 back.

00:05:44.960 We're going to go press this.

00:05:46.340 I don't promote anything.

00:05:47.360 That's lame.

00:05:47.920 That's so lame.

00:05:48.820 I genuinely, like, I'm not trying to, like, come off on a moral high ground.

00:05:52.100 I don't want to, I don't play any of those games.

00:05:53.440 Like, all this shit, them putting hits on each other for streaming.

00:05:56.460 They do that?

00:05:57.040 Yeah, bro.

00:05:57.740 I mean, if you actually pay, I mean, I watch a lot of the clips because when I'm home,

00:06:01.480 you know, I'm not actually making the content.

00:06:03.080 Yeah, they be putting hits on each other now for streaming and shit.

00:06:06.460 Streaming's turned into, like, you know, the rap game.

00:06:09.460 You diss someone and they're automatically wanting to fucking kill you.

00:06:12.800 Yeah, so I don't, I don't give a, like, I just want to do cool content.

00:06:16.760 I want to spread the message of God and have good, good streams, be able to travel, have

00:06:21.360 fun.

00:06:21.860 You know, and Arab, like, you guys be glazing this guy.

00:06:23.840 So, we're here.

00:06:24.800 I don't know why you guys glaze me.

00:06:26.280 Yeah.

00:06:26.760 You have a lot of glazers in love speech.

00:06:28.440 I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

00:06:29.340 Like, it's incredible.

00:06:31.440 We're going to, I want to keep traveling.

00:06:32.980 Some of you guys said that we want to do the border streams.

00:06:34.920 You know, you want to go steal some illegal immigrants and get them deported or whatever.

00:06:37.580 I don't really know what the content is, but Arab's always down to get shot or whatever.

00:06:41.660 So, it should be fun.

00:06:43.400 It should be fun.

00:06:45.680 Deporting illegal immigrants?

00:06:46.700 That's what you want Vitaly for.

00:06:48.800 Vitaly would be down to deport them.

00:06:50.380 I wouldn't deport them.

00:06:51.200 He has some ideas, but I don't want to, I don't want to leak them all yet.

00:06:53.760 Yeah.

00:06:54.220 I don't want to leak them all yet.

00:06:54.800 I would go and just drink a beer with them, ask them, you know, how their, how their immigration

00:06:58.440 went.

00:07:00.680 Deporting illegal immigrants.

00:07:01.780 Walk up to them with an ice truck.

00:07:03.740 We should, like, deck out a truck.

00:07:06.040 Why do you want to harass Mexicans for content, bro?

00:07:08.540 Like, you and farming.

00:07:09.880 You know what?

00:07:10.200 They're not even Mexicans.

00:07:11.060 Most of them aren't Mexicans.

00:07:11.900 Most of them are, like, Venezuelans.

00:07:13.580 Same shit.

00:07:14.420 I'm sorry, Jarvis.

00:07:15.220 But I'm just, like, you always want to farm minorities.

00:07:17.780 You get away with a lot of it.

00:07:19.060 Like, you're in the trenches, like, farming these people.

00:07:20.860 If you were white, bro, you would not get away with a lot of that stuff.

00:07:22.740 Yeah, but my country's at war, so I got an excuse.

00:07:24.640 I know, because you're a terrorist.

00:07:26.320 Like, you just get to bob and weave all of that.

00:07:27.740 FBI, I'm not a terrorist.

00:07:29.580 And you did not become Muslim.

00:07:30.800 It's too bad, man.

00:07:31.560 I really tried.

00:07:31.960 I tried to get both of these fake Christians.

00:07:33.620 I'm an American Christian.

00:07:35.960 American Christian.

00:07:36.760 So, basically, he has to drink and fuck and smoke weed and everything.

00:07:38.240 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

00:07:41.540 That's idol worship.

00:07:42.160 And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God.

00:07:45.160 Imagine praying to a flag.

00:07:46.620 With justice, liberty, and life, and for all.

00:07:49.080 You forgot it.

00:07:50.260 That's the first sign of shirk.

00:07:51.940 Like, when we were going in public school, having to pray to a flag.

00:07:54.440 Why do you need to salute a flag and then say it's anything under God?

00:07:57.500 That's stupid.

00:07:58.580 But, yeah, we got these fake Christians over here.

00:08:01.160 They went all the way to Mecca with me.

00:08:02.440 They were in Saudi.

00:08:03.760 Not Mecca, not Mecca.

00:08:05.060 Medina.

00:08:05.300 You were in Medina, yeah.

00:08:06.120 They couldn't go over there.

00:08:07.180 They didn't convert.

00:08:07.840 I think they were a little bit close.

00:08:09.080 Arab was praying with me a little bit.

00:08:11.260 Look, I'm enjoying it.

00:08:12.280 I enjoy learning about Islam.

00:08:13.340 I want to read the Koran.

00:08:14.560 But I also want to read the Bible and the Torah so that I can...

00:08:17.180 I'm trying to get them all.

00:08:17.980 I'm trying to convert all these Christians.

00:08:19.260 I'm trying to get them all.

00:08:20.480 But I'm not in that era.

00:08:21.580 That era is like, you know, marry a wife, do yoga and training every day, and then read

00:08:26.660 the books.

00:08:27.400 I feel like it's a different era.

00:08:28.740 Right now, we're in the money-making content era.

00:08:31.040 Okay, Mike's running late, of course, bro.

00:08:32.560 Do you think that he just...

00:08:33.500 Wait, did I just get...

00:08:34.760 You think you'd politic too early?

00:08:38.760 You think you're getting fucked now?

00:08:40.940 Wait, what are you saying?

00:08:44.840 Is this house at least open for us?

00:08:48.180 Huh?

00:08:49.260 He said, I'm going to be like, I told you I...

00:08:52.660 Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:08:59.040 Never mind.

00:08:59.400 I thought he was pressing me, but never mind.

00:09:00.680 He's giving me an idea.

00:09:02.700 This is going to be weird.

00:09:03.400 How do you think this is going to go?

00:09:04.540 I think Mike's cool.

00:09:05.560 Yeah, I met him a couple times.

00:09:06.560 I met him a couple times.

00:09:07.700 He's very social and friendly.

00:09:10.760 He can yap, bro.

00:09:11.900 He yaps.

00:09:12.240 You can tell he's an East Coast guy that's really West Coast trained.

00:09:15.940 He's got a lot of opinions, but he doesn't want to say them.

00:09:17.920 He's a very Jersey dude who's transformed and molded in LA.

00:09:22.320 Yeah.

00:09:22.580 He's done well in this place.

00:09:24.100 And this city's comprised of a lot of these people, man.

00:09:27.180 We were noticing it here.

00:09:28.100 Like, right when he got off the plane, he was noticing all the shaitan.

00:09:30.940 Like, you actually start to realize that more, the more you start to pray and you become more God-fearing, you see every sign that's trying to push you away from that.

00:09:38.180 There was a giant billboard with these high heels and it's designed to look like a goat, to look like a goat's feet.

00:09:43.260 No, it's not designed.

00:09:44.200 They are goat's feet.

00:09:45.140 They are goat's feet.

00:09:45.800 You see the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix signs over there, like, literally promoting serial killers right when you're driving on the highway, taking your kids to soccer practice.

00:09:52.980 You see every single, like, artwork and all these paintings are, like, trans dudes covered in flowers.

00:09:57.100 By the way, Chad, I absolutely hate Los Angeles.

00:09:59.500 The only reason I'm back is because Nico said pull up to LA.

00:10:02.200 Thanks for coming, man.

00:10:03.200 Yeah.

00:10:03.560 I appreciate that, bro.

00:10:04.320 I'll pull up with you anyway.

00:10:05.280 You're a good friend.

00:10:05.460 You're a good friend.

00:10:05.900 But Los Angeles, I absolutely fucking hate this place.

00:10:09.000 It's pure Shaython.

00:10:09.880 You see it everywhere.

00:10:11.580 I mean, you walk out and there's an all-gender bathroom as soon as you enter.

00:10:15.400 Yeah.

00:10:15.960 Yeah.

00:10:17.540 And everybody stinks of weed, too.

00:10:19.280 Like, not you, Travis.

00:10:19.820 There is a lot of weed.

00:10:21.140 There's a lot.

00:10:21.420 I've noticed, like, I'm in Miami.

00:10:23.140 Like, people be drunk.

00:10:23.960 Are we going to see Sneeko smoking a joint while we're out here?

00:10:26.840 No, I can't do it.

00:10:27.980 Can't do it.

00:10:28.440 I'm sober, man.

00:10:29.520 For how long?

00:10:31.140 All 2024, man.

00:10:32.500 No fap, no sex, no drugs, no nothing.

00:10:34.940 No sex?

00:10:35.540 No sex, man.

00:10:36.540 Is that real?

00:10:37.580 I've been so far.

00:10:39.260 Well, a lot.

00:10:39.600 He's so far, yeah.

00:10:40.460 Is that because girls realize you are so racist that they don't like you anymore?

00:10:43.520 The girls get wet when they find out you're racist.

00:10:45.460 Yeah, you're right.

00:10:45.900 Yeah, stop it, bro.

00:10:46.980 Stop it, bro.

00:10:47.620 You say the hard R and they start dripping.

00:10:49.800 But, um...

00:10:50.420 Are you actually doing no sex for all of 2024?

00:10:53.200 That's the goal, inshallah.

00:10:54.120 That's the goal, inshallah, he says.

00:10:56.060 That's the goal.

00:10:56.740 I've been going strong, man.

00:10:57.840 I've been going strong.

00:10:58.000 I feel a girl good enough to seduce you.

00:10:59.720 Absolutely.

00:11:00.160 Bro, there's been temptations.

00:11:01.280 Yesterday, there was like the girl you were saying, like, oh, that's my type.

00:11:03.440 She's like clawing after me, like trying to sit on my lap and all this stuff.

00:11:06.120 I'm in the gym.

00:11:06.580 You did a good job.

00:11:07.260 You did a good job on that one.

00:11:08.260 Even off stream.

00:11:09.300 You should have seen it, bro.

00:11:10.160 They're like, I'm sitting down, like, preparing for the stream.

00:11:12.540 And she's like, let me sit next to you.

00:11:13.680 Like, they're, like, clawing onto you.

00:11:15.740 I'm trying to leech on you and, like, just grasp at anything for you.

00:11:19.280 Even though we're going on Fresh and Fit, these girls are DMing me, like, trying to

00:11:22.240 get into my soul and just want them off.

00:11:26.340 I want them off.

00:11:26.860 I'm the man of God.

00:11:27.780 I'm on my dean.

00:11:28.200 2024, I'm like the opposite.

00:11:29.240 No, kid.

00:11:29.640 I'm on my dean.

00:11:31.060 I'm on my dean.

00:11:31.600 You notice how he says that and nobody calls him a fake Christian, but I call him Muslim grifter every

00:11:34.760 single day if I'm not a saint.

00:11:35.720 Well, I'm getting it out of my system.

00:11:37.200 You got it out of your system last year.

00:11:38.280 If I'm not an actual prophet, everybody's quick.

00:11:40.700 You're a fake Muslim.

00:11:41.440 But he's like, yeah, I'm going to fuck bitches and stuff like that.

00:11:43.280 And, like, literally in the hotel earlier, we're listening to, like, ah, ah, ah, like,

00:11:48.600 literally, like, Christian opera music.

00:11:49.280 Okay, okay, but that's not fair.

00:11:50.480 I actually saw a clip of you.

00:11:52.280 You said this.

00:11:53.000 You said, hey, chat, it's fucked up to say that, you know, just because I'm sinning or

00:11:58.740 whatever, it doesn't mean that I can be a Muslim.

00:12:00.420 That's Shaitan speaking, you know?

00:12:02.400 It doesn't mean I can't be religious if I'm sinning.

00:12:04.420 I'm still trying.

00:12:05.420 I'm trying to pray more.

00:12:06.680 I'm trying to be a better person.

00:12:08.060 Yeah, I got my faults.

00:12:09.440 No, it's good.

00:12:10.280 I'm not trying to make you justify it, but I'm just trying to, yeah, no, you're doing

00:12:13.020 good.

00:12:13.260 You're doing good.

00:12:13.820 Bismillah.

00:12:15.480 Well, that's not really, but you say that before you eat, Bismillah.

00:12:18.520 No, Bismillah means in the name of God.

00:12:20.320 Yeah, I know.

00:12:20.860 So you say that before you do something.

00:12:22.560 Yeah, before I talk about religion and praying.

00:12:25.360 In that second, you would say Alhamdulillah.

00:12:27.140 Alhamdulillah.

00:12:27.640 Yeah, Alhamdulillah, yeah.

00:12:28.820 So you look like a French rapper with that swag.

00:12:30.760 Thank you, bro.

00:12:31.640 Thank you.

00:12:31.920 Yeah, just, we need to get some drip today.

00:12:33.400 Oh, by the way, I got a cracker, some new clothes.

00:12:35.020 Did you see, bro, the first day we were, some homeless prostitute, this crackhead lady threw

00:12:40.740 coffee all over him, and I had, so I bought him new clothes today, so I'm not an outboss.

00:12:44.640 Wait, actually, on camera?

00:12:45.840 On camera, yeah, I was on, yeah.

00:12:47.380 The clip went, did pretty well.

00:12:48.960 It was so funny, bro.

00:12:50.020 Like, some lady, like, it was my fault.

00:12:51.620 She was clearly like a prostitute.

00:12:52.840 Hear me out.

00:12:54.600 Like, yeah, Sneeko might die.

00:12:56.920 I'd be down to take Sneeko through Skid Row, because I got to make a video on Skid Row anyway.

00:13:00.320 I don't know why you always want to be around people who are taking fentanyl.

00:13:03.060 Like, why?

00:13:03.500 That's what you want to do.

00:13:04.520 I mean, says the one going to Mike Malak's house.

00:13:07.160 What does that have to do with it?

00:13:09.700 Bro, we're going to his office right now.

00:13:12.460 Wow, bro.

00:13:13.380 Come on, bro.

00:13:14.040 It was a joke.

00:13:14.520 Come on.

00:13:14.920 It took me, I was reading, I just got it.

00:13:16.520 Yeah, wow.

00:13:17.080 Holy, bro.

00:13:18.780 Holy.

00:13:19.560 Yeah.

00:13:19.700 You might be Pussy Sneeko, but us Love Seam members aren't.

00:13:22.440 If you aren't Pussy, then go live yourself, you know?

00:13:24.720 Then how about you go JQ every single person that you speak to?

00:13:27.140 If you aren't Pussy, then why don't you go, like, spar everybody and fight everybody that

00:13:30.340 you tell me to fight?

00:13:31.140 You guys want me to execute every single op, like, directly on stream?

00:13:34.200 And you guys just yell at me and say my drip is bad and call me a chinko, lazy co.

00:13:37.780 But I'm beating every single lazy co allegation.

00:13:39.840 Have you read the Love Speech community?

00:13:41.660 All they do is call me lazy 24-7.

00:13:43.400 No, I see them sometimes.

00:13:44.820 It pops up on my feed, but I don't, like, read it every day.

00:13:47.160 Okay, okay.

00:13:47.640 Look at them dicks.

00:13:48.580 Like, they're spamming W Arab right now.

00:13:50.780 What the fuck, man?

00:13:51.880 JQ the homeless on Skid Row.

00:13:53.320 No, bro.

00:13:53.860 I'm depressed, but I'm stopping depressed.

00:13:55.400 I would love to hear a, like, cracked out person go off on JQ.

00:14:01.520 That could be crazy.

00:14:02.500 They would love that.

00:14:03.220 They'd be like, yeah, the reason I'm addicted to all these drugs is because the Jews run

00:14:06.920 the world.

00:14:07.360 Oh, my God.

00:14:08.380 Well, we're going on.

00:14:09.880 Normies, Arab.

00:14:10.800 Do that on Speedstream.

00:14:11.820 Don't do that on mine.

00:14:12.700 No, no, I don't do that on Speedstream.

00:14:13.860 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:14.240 You can do more Normies than you.

00:14:14.840 But people come on my stream and they, like, they literally get on a knee and do the Hitler

00:14:17.780 salute and, like, dress up in a cloak.

00:14:19.420 Yeah, but I don't do that.

00:14:20.140 Why do people feel, you notice that, right?

00:14:22.120 People come on my stream and just start dropping racial slurs, but then they go on speeds and

00:14:25.880 they're just like, you know, he's on YouTube.

00:14:27.760 I know, but Rumble is, uh, we're the new YouTube, so we're trying to make

00:14:30.940 it front, whatever, bro, you can say what you want to say.

00:14:34.720 He's Rumble the new YouTube?

00:14:36.640 Inshallah.

00:14:37.360 Yo, Chris.

00:14:39.460 Let's talk.

00:14:41.020 Oh, Chris knows who you are, by the way.

00:14:42.220 Does he?

00:14:42.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:43.060 Cool.

00:14:43.520 Nice.

00:14:43.860 I called him.

00:14:44.340 I want to get you, um, I want to get you, let me call Chris right now.

00:14:46.900 I want to get you confirmed for Power Slap.

00:14:48.200 I want to make sure I have the tickets and everything.

00:14:50.480 So, yeah, we're going to go to Vegas soon, so Chris is going to be, get used to this,

00:14:53.760 uh, this Arab space, because you'll be on a lot of streams coming up.

00:14:56.620 Let's see.

00:14:56.760 I'll be here for a little bit.

00:14:57.900 Chad, do you think I have motion?

00:14:58.720 Is he going to pick up?

00:14:59.880 Let me see.

00:15:01.640 Can Sneak go call the CEO of a company?

00:15:04.100 And he picks up.

00:15:04.780 Bro, he was helping me with, like, tech support when my stream labs wasn't working.

00:15:07.520 He was, like, with his glasses on trying to help me.

00:15:09.660 Yeah, he's a good CEO.

00:15:10.580 Yeah, I know.

00:15:11.080 He's like, oh, okay, you need to go call.

00:15:13.720 Come on.

00:15:15.120 Come on, man.

00:15:17.880 Come on, Rumble CEO.

00:15:20.080 I fell off.

00:15:20.880 Fuck.

00:15:23.500 Great.

00:15:24.740 Great.

00:15:25.200 You think he's trying to figure out a way out of your contract right now?

00:15:29.220 Yeah, because you had to say that fucking thing.

00:15:35.360 No, but come on.

00:15:36.060 I'm not, I'm not intense on it.

00:15:37.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:38.280 I just posed the conversation.

00:15:40.260 I'm not too deep or extreme on any of that stuff.

00:15:43.480 No motion.

00:15:44.280 Fuck it.

00:15:44.520 I'm just, I'm just, I'm just here in life trying to have fun, you know, crack a few jokes,

00:15:47.700 eat some good food.

00:15:49.220 How was Brazil?

00:15:51.080 Yeah.

00:15:52.160 Sneak on.

00:15:52.560 I sparred before.

00:15:53.660 We went, we might spar today.

00:15:54.960 Yeah, we'll spar tonight.

00:15:56.480 Some light.

00:15:57.100 But I'm worried because I don't know if I can control the power.

00:16:00.060 So I might knock him out.

00:16:02.660 But that'll be a good clip.

00:16:03.880 That'd be a good clip, yeah.

00:16:04.820 I mean, Bradley did that.

00:16:06.280 I didn't get knocked out.

00:16:07.200 I just felt, I tripped, bro.

00:16:08.160 Yeah, he just went a little too hard.

00:16:09.820 He was just, he was.

00:16:10.880 He was just trying to show his 260 pounds.

00:16:13.400 I know.

00:16:13.700 He was like, yeah.

00:16:14.340 Yeah.

00:16:14.800 But it is what it is.

00:16:15.700 I don't need to show up.

00:16:16.220 Oh, are we effing?

00:16:17.240 No, it was just low pay rate, but we're good.

00:16:18.960 Oh, okay, okay.

00:16:20.080 What are you talking, how was Brazil?

00:16:21.460 Oh, Brazil is the greatest country in the world.

00:16:23.680 Is it?

00:16:24.160 Oh, my God.

00:16:25.960 Bro, you wake up every day, 6.30 a.m.

00:16:28.220 By 7, you're on the beach training Muay Thai, okay?

00:16:31.240 You go, you have some nice steak and eggs for breakfast.

00:16:34.320 Beautiful Brazilian chicks with, they're just so fit there.

00:16:37.320 The culture there.

00:16:37.900 I know, the Aryan Latinas, right?

00:16:38.640 Oh, my God.

00:16:39.360 No, not the Aryan Latinas.

00:16:40.540 No?

00:16:40.880 No, that's in the south of Brazil.

00:16:42.560 Oh, that's what I want.

00:16:43.280 No, no.

00:16:43.620 In Rio, it's like the fit, like, they all got fat asses, big legs.

00:16:49.680 Yeah.

00:16:49.800 Yeah, where should we travel to?

00:16:50.680 There's so many more countries.

00:16:51.500 I was planning this month to do a lot of traveling, but we're going to be stuck in Cheyton

00:16:54.260 Land for a bit until, like, Super Bowl, stuff like that.

00:16:57.220 I really want to travel.

00:16:58.340 Ramadan, I'm going to be all over the Middle East.

00:17:00.060 Like, that's the goal.

00:17:01.220 That's the plan right now.

00:17:02.340 Yo, so listen, I'm meeting Speed in Brazil in the middle of February.

00:17:06.080 Once I'm done with him, what if you meet me there and then we go to Qatar together?

00:17:09.640 So what if you come to Brazil for five days, we do a different part of Brazil, or we could

00:17:13.740 do Rio.

00:17:14.440 If you want to do a favela stream, I could connect that, but...

00:17:17.660 No, I'm down to just keep on traveling, man.

00:17:21.280 I'm really down for anything.

00:17:22.980 I'll find any excuse to go to Brazil.

00:17:25.040 Go to Niger, the country?

00:17:26.380 You just wanted to say the N-word without spelling it all the way.

00:17:29.140 Why would I go to Niger?

00:17:31.380 What's there?

00:17:32.380 Have you really done much of Africa?

00:17:34.280 Me?

00:17:34.700 Yeah.

00:17:36.080 Six countries in Africa?

00:17:37.360 Well, do you count Morocco and Egypt as Africa?

00:17:39.220 Yeah.

00:17:39.940 Yeah, but like, they're in Africa.

00:17:40.800 Just because there's not black people there?

00:17:41.880 Yeah, they're not Africa.

00:17:42.780 They're more Middle East Africa.

00:17:43.900 When you think Morocco or Egypt, you think Middle East, not Africa.

00:17:46.660 Morocco's kind of...

00:17:47.380 Come on, they speak Arabic.

00:17:49.940 Yeah, true.

00:17:50.560 I've been to Nigeria, Kenya...

00:17:52.120 Why are you guys saying that's grifting?

00:17:53.040 What am I grifting right now?

00:17:53.880 What are you talking about?

00:17:54.160 I got connects in all those places, too, whether you want higher or lower.

00:17:58.420 Yeah, you are good to travel in the Middle East with, because he actually speaks Arabic,

00:18:00.980 too.

00:18:01.340 Not even, like, all I say, Salamu Alaikum and Mashallah, but he can speak real Arabic.

00:18:06.220 Yeah, I know about you, Arabi.

00:18:07.540 Are goats a pussy?

00:18:08.640 How am I a pussy?

00:18:09.740 I go to Love Speech, and this is the first guy.

00:18:11.340 Like, the same people I see in the...

00:18:12.240 What do you talk...

00:18:13.300 What did I...

00:18:13.800 What?

00:18:14.020 For what?

00:18:15.760 Sneeko is a clout-hungry individual, only reason he's back...

00:18:18.740 Oh, my God, bro.

00:18:22.580 But, like, why, chat?

00:18:23.840 Why do you have to put that label?

00:18:26.380 Like, yeah, he likes clout.

00:18:27.680 I like clout.

00:18:28.340 That's our job.

00:18:29.480 You know, we need to get views to survive.

00:18:31.860 Let me address this.

00:18:33.080 If I was clout-hungry, I would still have my YouTube channel.

00:18:37.040 If I was a clout-chaser, I would still have TikTok.

00:18:39.720 I would still have Twitch.

00:18:40.720 I would have taken the gambling deal and taken $20 million.

00:18:42.900 I would have OnlyFans girls signing me right now and taking a cut off of them.

00:18:46.960 I actually want to make content that I think is good, that I think is inspiring.

00:18:50.460 I want my audience to get better watching my content.

00:18:52.780 I want to give stuff that I think is funny, that I think is good.

00:18:55.220 Calling me clout-hungry is such a stupid accusation.

00:18:57.880 If I was really that, then I would need to be twerking with rappers on every single stream.

00:19:01.160 I'm doing what I think is good.

00:19:03.020 Yeah, I agree.

00:19:03.620 I agree.

00:19:03.940 I think you're in a good little self-improvement phase right now, too.

00:19:07.080 You know, you got...

00:19:07.560 But how dumb is that that people say that?

00:19:09.420 Like, I'm not a ban on every single social media platform.

00:19:12.040 Yeah, I'll tell you why.

00:19:12.660 How are you saying that when I'm one of the only people on Rumble...

00:19:15.420 Like, I'm the only content creator that's really fully on Rumble like that.

00:19:19.500 It's because your loyalty is to free speech and people think it's to clout.

00:19:22.500 But your loyalty is to free speech and a good joke.

00:19:25.100 Do you realize how many bridges you burned, like being the free speech guy?

00:19:28.680 How many people are afraid to talk to you?

00:19:30.600 Like, bro, you're in here...

00:19:32.100 It's just a ridiculous accusation.

00:19:35.100 Yeah.

00:19:35.300 Ridiculous accusation.

00:19:36.820 Yeah.

00:19:38.160 So, now that you're done grifting, is it fun being a cloud chaser?

00:19:44.920 Oh, my God, bro.

00:19:51.340 What's Chad saying?

00:19:52.600 No, just like...

00:19:53.400 Just...

00:19:54.000 He's in the community right now.

00:19:55.360 He's on Twitter.

00:19:55.740 He doesn't open the Rumble chat.

00:19:56.920 No, I'm reading the Low Switch community, man.

00:19:59.540 Yeah, I'll open the Rumble chat for you guys.

00:20:01.020 Rumble.

00:20:03.300 The only reason I have this app downloaded is because of you.

00:20:05.860 Chris, by the way.

00:20:07.360 He's the only reason I have Rumble app downloaded.

00:20:09.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:10.500 I'm not going to get pissed, though.

00:20:13.060 Stream just started.

00:20:13.940 Okay, we're going to Mike's house right now.

00:20:15.260 I'm like...

00:20:18.720 What happened to Zerka?

00:20:19.920 Have you spoken to Zerka in a while?

00:20:21.400 No, I haven't spoken to him that much recently.

00:20:23.260 Yeah, I haven't spoken to him in a while, either.

00:20:24.800 Jacos, thanks for the $50.

00:20:25.860 W.A.R.B. and Vitaly.

00:20:26.760 These are the clubs we want to see.

00:20:27.800 Arab has good ideas.

00:20:28.680 Yes, all you love speech guys glazing.

00:20:30.500 I respect Vitaly.

00:20:31.600 I know he went through his phase of being kind of a freak, but Vitaly, he's a good creative.

00:20:39.000 He was one of the first pranksters, bro.

00:20:41.020 Yeah, I was watching him back in middle school.

00:20:42.080 Yeah, yeah, same, exactly.

00:20:43.060 He used to do those pranks, walking through the hood as like a zombie or whatever.

00:20:46.780 I can't believe he didn't get shot doing that.

00:20:48.480 Yeah, yeah, crazy shit.

00:20:49.420 Psycho clown in the parking garage, breaking the watermelons.

00:20:52.440 Bro, or streaking all those events that he streaked.

00:20:56.700 He streaked the World Cup in Brazil.

00:20:58.260 He's bad for every stadium in the world now.

00:20:59.700 Crazy, crazy.

00:21:01.820 You got to respect the level of dedication.

00:21:03.700 Not necessarily the craft that he's doing.

00:21:07.080 You know, you can criticize that, but the level of dedication to do something like that

00:21:10.840 for so many years, there's a respect there, chat, amongst creators.

00:21:15.180 Wait, someone DMed this and said, tell Sneaker to stop drinking Sprite because they support

00:21:18.500 Zionism.

00:21:19.560 Is that true?

00:21:20.340 I can't drink Sprite anymore?

00:21:21.360 Okay, I think we're, we're pulling, um, should we go cam down?

00:21:26.200 Yeah.

00:21:26.720 Um, I think we're okay.

00:21:29.540 I'm not sure.

00:21:32.100 What is it?

00:21:32.720 It's burger something?

00:21:33.620 One of ten of ten?

00:21:34.500 One of ten?

00:21:35.060 I don't know, to be honest.

00:21:36.320 Yeah.

00:21:36.940 Wait, we were just fucking here.

00:21:38.100 Yeah.

00:21:38.920 What the hell?

00:21:40.520 He owns this?

00:21:42.360 Cam down?

00:21:42.860 Um, nah, it's fine.

00:21:46.100 It's fine.

00:21:48.000 Let's go down.

00:21:48.580 Let's interact with some crackheads.

00:21:58.700 Hey, how you doing?

00:22:00.040 Did you get your mic?

00:22:01.340 Yeah, I think I'm on mic on.

00:22:02.820 Let's walk over here.

00:22:04.460 Hi, how are you?

00:22:05.240 I'm doing good.

00:22:06.040 How are you?

00:22:06.380 You have a bad smile.

00:22:07.360 You guys saw each other earlier, right?

00:22:08.880 Yeah.

00:22:10.640 When you walked by?

00:22:11.600 So, we actually just Ubered back because, uh, he really liked your smile and he wanted

00:22:16.660 to get your number.

00:22:17.800 He's just a bit shy.

00:22:18.860 I don't know if you're single, if you're...

00:22:20.240 Oh, okay.

00:22:21.640 Okay, yeah.

00:22:22.340 What's your, what's your name?

00:22:23.180 Well, first ask her what her pronouns are before her name.

00:22:25.420 Yeah, I don't want to misgender you.

00:22:26.620 Oh, hi.

00:22:27.660 I, I, she, her.

00:22:29.300 Oh, okay.

00:22:29.720 I'm he, him.

00:22:30.660 That's great.

00:22:31.720 But you can just call me him.

00:22:32.900 I'll call you him.

00:22:34.060 Okay, what's your...

00:22:34.460 Actually, no, what's your name?

00:22:36.260 I don't mean to interrupt the conversation, but I'm they, them.

00:22:38.760 Oh, right.

00:22:39.360 Yeah.

00:22:39.580 Pleasure to meet you.

00:22:42.940 Pleasure to meet them.

00:22:44.060 Pleasure to meet them.

00:22:45.660 Them.

00:22:46.260 Yeah, you guys continue.

00:22:47.160 Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

00:22:47.880 Okay, thank you.

00:22:48.080 You can stand in the corner and watch.

00:22:49.520 I'll just get the...

00:22:50.640 Okay.

00:22:51.580 Yeah, okay.

00:22:54.480 I appreciate that.

00:22:55.260 Yeah.

00:22:56.860 You seem very surprised.

00:22:58.400 I'm confused.

00:22:59.280 What's confusing?

00:23:00.080 I don't know.

00:23:00.560 He's, he's not confused.

00:23:01.880 He went through the, the, they, them phase, but he decided that he wanted to be he, him after.

00:23:05.240 Yeah, that's, that's my number.

00:23:06.840 That's your number?

00:23:07.600 Yeah.

00:23:08.120 Okay.

00:23:08.780 What's your name?

00:23:09.920 Um, him.

00:23:11.140 Him.

00:23:11.860 Yeah.

00:23:12.160 Oh, and I'm she.

00:23:13.080 And then they are...

00:23:14.680 Yeah, I'm the, yeah.

00:23:15.500 Thank you for that.

00:23:17.060 The car.

00:23:17.680 By actual name.

00:23:18.480 You don't want...

00:23:19.340 No, we'll figure it out later.

00:23:21.020 Names are, it's part of society's programming.

00:23:23.220 So, I'll talk to you later.

00:23:24.440 I have to get going.

00:23:25.320 Yeah.

00:23:25.480 I'm really busy.

00:23:28.940 Are you following me?

00:23:30.180 Nope.

00:23:30.700 Oh.

00:23:31.160 That's like love at first sight.

00:23:32.360 Where's she running?

00:23:33.660 Oh, her food's here.

00:23:36.160 Have a good day.

00:23:36.980 Yeah, enjoy your food.

00:23:41.440 Nice.

00:23:43.060 Okay, I just want to walk over here so we don't get shot or anything.

00:23:48.200 Um, stand in an alley?

00:23:50.300 Yeah, we're early right now.

00:23:51.360 Why are we in an alley, bro?

00:23:52.840 I don't want to, yeah, because we're, you know.

00:23:59.760 That was such an L.A. interaction.

00:24:01.340 Yeah, I know.

00:24:02.020 She's like, oh, oh.

00:24:04.780 She's vaxxed.

00:24:05.480 Yeah, everybody was vaxxed.

00:24:06.240 Are you vaccinated?

00:24:06.960 No, you're normal, right?

00:24:07.640 Me?

00:24:07.880 I took six boosters.

00:24:09.080 Nah, he's normal.

00:24:09.880 Stop trolling.

00:24:11.320 I took six boosters.

00:24:12.240 I was thinking of getting my seventh and eighth one before I go back to the Middle East.

00:24:15.040 Stop.

00:24:15.400 Just because I don't want to spread the virus over there.

00:24:17.580 Don't be a girl, though.

00:24:18.240 Be nice to her.

00:24:18.820 Don't...

00:24:19.180 She was sweet.

00:24:20.140 She was sweet.

00:24:20.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:20.860 Nobody would be weird.

00:24:23.860 I mean, and she was a she-her, so she wasn't, you know, deranged.

00:24:30.420 Pizza wagon of Brooklyn.

00:24:31.520 You want to have some pizza?

00:24:32.560 That's gonna be ass, bro.

00:24:34.600 Dude, I'm so hungry.

00:24:37.540 W, girl, she was nice, bro.

00:24:38.920 Y'all try to...

00:24:39.140 Yo, let's interact with some people, bro.

00:24:40.280 You guys just actually just hate everybody.

00:24:41.260 What's up, bro?

00:24:43.000 Where are you from?

00:24:43.600 As-salamu alaykum.

00:24:45.240 You're Arab.

00:24:46.820 From where?

00:24:47.340 You're in Egypt?

00:24:48.100 No, Syria.

00:24:49.000 Syria.

00:24:50.040 Oh, he's Syrian.

00:24:52.800 My friend here is...

00:24:53.700 He's a Muslim.

00:24:54.480 As-salamu alaykum, bro.

00:24:54.940 He's a fellow Muslim here.

00:24:56.120 Oh, good job for you, brother.

00:24:58.060 Nice to meet you.

00:24:58.820 It's the best.

00:24:59.400 Is it a good restaurant here?

00:25:00.300 Shismak.

00:25:00.900 Shadi.

00:25:01.420 Shadi.

00:25:01.900 Oh, yeah, that's a good name.

00:25:02.820 What do you serve here?

00:25:03.700 I do shawarma.

00:25:05.160 Shawarma.

00:25:05.440 Oh, we should have a half a shawarma sandwich.

00:25:07.720 Best one in town?

00:25:10.680 Halal.

00:25:11.420 Oh, halal too.

00:25:12.680 Ahamshi.

00:25:13.720 Ahamshi.

00:25:14.060 Are you hungry?

00:25:14.620 Ahamshi means the most important thing.

00:25:16.460 Say ahamshi.

00:25:17.180 Ahamshi.

00:25:17.920 Yeah, you could use that one.

00:25:18.840 That's a good one.

00:25:19.420 Okay.

00:25:20.040 I'm learning Arabic.

00:25:20.860 He's very Arab.

00:25:21.640 He's good.

00:25:22.240 I'm in Lebanon.

00:25:22.980 Oh, in Lebanon.

00:25:23.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:24.820 I'm in Beirut.

00:25:25.660 I know.

00:25:26.020 I've seen you before.

00:25:26.960 Oh, have you?

00:25:27.460 Yeah.

00:25:27.920 You really?

00:25:28.300 I've seen you on social media.

00:25:29.200 What have you seen?

00:25:30.300 You haven't seen him before?

00:25:31.420 I've seen you in Lebanon.

00:25:32.400 Oh, really?

00:25:32.900 Yeah.

00:25:35.440 The video of me meeting the kingpin in the Middle East.

00:25:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:25:39.680 He likes dangerous stuff.

00:25:40.760 He's always doing crazy stuff.

00:25:42.040 Everybody's dangerous, brother.

00:25:43.660 But this country is not my country.

00:25:46.300 You do it, you know?

00:25:47.000 We have to focus, you know?

00:25:48.800 Thank God for everything.

00:25:50.000 Don't do trouble.

00:25:51.100 Yes.

00:25:51.400 Just make money.

00:25:52.060 Focus.

00:25:52.280 You're not a sleeper cell, right?

00:25:53.700 No, no.

00:25:54.220 Okay, cool.

00:25:55.380 No, help people, help everything, you know?

00:25:58.400 Anything easy, you know?

00:25:59.520 The God will help you a hundred times, you know?

00:26:02.780 For everything.

00:26:03.860 Anything for help, you know?

00:26:05.760 You want to try a shawarma?

00:26:06.720 This guy, this guy, I've told you everything right now.

00:26:08.780 No, I know him.

00:26:09.560 I see him a lot, you know, on social media, you know?

00:26:13.340 You think he's a good friend?

00:26:14.520 I should keep him as a friend?

00:26:15.460 Yeah, of course.

00:26:16.860 Habib Al-El, bro.

00:26:17.800 Habibi.

00:26:18.860 Oh, bro.

00:26:19.940 If you're down, I'm down.

00:26:21.280 Yeah, we can do it.

00:26:21.980 If Mike's burgers are trash, then we can go here afterwards.

00:26:23.680 I could give you a rating on whether it's a good shawarma.

00:26:26.000 We have one in Morocco.

00:26:27.720 Um, the best shawarma.

00:26:29.660 Oh, the one we had in Morocco was good.

00:26:31.280 It was.

00:26:32.180 In Los Angeles time, I got a 60 restaurant in 10,000 restaurants.

00:26:38.200 In Los Angeles?

00:26:39.060 In Los Angeles time.

00:26:40.460 In Los Angeles time, you got 60 restaurants?

00:26:43.060 Yeah.

00:26:43.480 The best one.

00:26:44.760 You have 60 restaurants?

00:26:45.960 Yeah.

00:26:46.200 You own this?

00:26:46.700 No, no.

00:26:47.080 One restaurant, the best restaurant in 10,000 restaurants.

00:26:51.080 In 10,000 restaurants?

00:26:52.360 Really?

00:26:53.600 Nice.

00:26:54.080 The best shawarma.

00:26:54.600 We're doing the same thing.

00:26:55.380 Same back home, you know?

00:26:56.720 Shadi.

00:26:57.220 Yeah.

00:26:57.400 Shut up, bro.

00:26:58.000 Me too, brother.

00:26:58.860 All right.

00:26:59.100 He's a man.

00:27:00.600 Oh, he's not Muslim?

00:27:01.640 No, half-half.

00:27:02.700 Oh, he's half-half.

00:27:03.360 Oh, that's like me.

00:27:04.320 Yeah, I don't know.

00:27:04.880 Yeah, I'm half-Christian, and when I'm with him, I'm a Muslim.

00:27:06.740 Yeah, I'm half-half.

00:27:07.280 Yeah, he makes me do my shahada every time.

00:27:09.640 Good job.

00:27:10.180 Yeah.

00:27:10.700 Every time.

00:27:11.200 Should we do it again?

00:27:14.060 Shadi, we'll actually probably be back.

00:27:17.860 Habib El.

00:27:18.780 Habibi.

00:27:22.100 What is it?

00:27:22.720 Best of Syria?

00:27:23.900 What are they doing together?

00:27:24.920 We're going to go meet up with Mike right now.

00:27:26.340 We're just giving him some time.

00:27:27.100 He's getting ready or something.

00:27:29.920 El Arab, speaking English in America.

00:27:31.780 Bro, you're acting like it's not 40% Spanish in this place.

00:27:34.620 He works OF.

00:27:36.780 He's Haram.

00:27:38.420 This is W Alleyway.

00:27:40.180 Yeah, not bad.

00:27:41.200 I'm surprised I haven't found a crackhead yet.

00:27:43.740 They're saying yap.

00:27:44.500 Okay.

00:27:46.200 That girl working a real job.

00:27:47.400 Most of y'all holy shit.

00:27:48.200 I don't understand how you incels come out when I talk to a girl for five seconds, bro.

00:27:52.020 Everyone just spams whore.

00:27:55.220 Stop joking about Islam.

00:27:56.540 It's good-hearted jokes, bro.

00:27:59.200 Yeah, come on, bro.

00:28:00.160 It's good-hearted jokes.

00:28:02.080 Whereas Vitaly, we're meeting him in a couple hours, bro.

00:28:03.980 You got to get away from this idea that a joke is a bad thing.

00:28:07.740 Jokes are good things that put eyes on certain topics that need to be discussed.

00:28:13.960 That's how you got to think of jokes.

00:28:15.720 That's why Dave Chappelle is one of the goats.

00:28:17.900 Glaze.

00:28:18.760 Yeah, I glazed Dave Chappelle.

00:28:20.080 Oh, weird.

00:28:21.780 Did you see his last special?

00:28:24.220 Probably.

00:28:25.080 It was good.

00:28:25.600 Did he get canceled for it?

00:28:26.380 Was it the Netflix one?

00:28:27.680 No, he recently just pulled one out.

00:28:29.060 He pretty much did the same stuff.

00:28:29.940 Let's set this up over here.

00:28:32.520 Okay, we got swatted four times yesterday, so that's what I'm thinking about right now.

00:28:35.480 I'm just making sure that we're...

00:28:37.840 Well, it's pretty obvious where we are, if I'm going to be honest.

00:28:42.160 Yeah, four times yesterday.

00:28:43.800 Actually?

00:28:44.500 Yeah.

00:28:45.120 But not just two cops pulled up?

00:28:47.200 One cop pulled out a shotgun.

00:28:49.660 Did you get it on cam?

00:28:50.580 Yeah.

00:28:51.060 One cop pulled a gun, a pistol out.

00:28:53.000 They might think that's a gun, too, right?

00:28:54.420 That's the worry.

00:28:54.980 I know.

00:28:55.220 He was like, he's like holding it like this.

00:28:57.300 He's got the giant backpack and everything.

00:28:58.660 He's like George Floyd.

00:28:59.520 Yeah, don't worry.

00:28:59.940 I got a gun in my hand.

00:29:01.340 One hand up, other one pointing at you.

00:29:03.120 We're not going to be swatted today because we're just eating burgers and...

00:29:06.100 I've never been swatted.

00:29:08.280 Eric was like a weird fuck.

00:29:09.500 Like, he actually wants to be swatted for the experience and the story.

00:29:11.640 Yeah, I feel like it'd be a good story.

00:29:12.260 He wants a story to be able to tell it on a podcast.

00:29:15.480 Yeah, I feel like it'd be a good story.

00:29:16.560 I mean, is that more dangerous than this shit I've done?

00:29:18.460 Think about it, right?

00:29:19.160 Not really, no.

00:29:19.980 I gotta be able to handle a cop.

00:29:20.980 Hey, officer.

00:29:23.020 We're just idiot live streamers.

00:29:24.660 I know, you want the cliff so bad, bro.

00:29:27.080 But it is.

00:29:27.700 And it's part of the streaming experience.

00:29:28.920 I can't believe you haven't been...

00:29:30.480 You've never been swatted all the times you stream.

00:29:32.100 No, okay, look, I'm not trying to challenge your viewers.

00:29:34.220 But like, I've done a pretty good job at staying mostly private.

00:29:38.020 Like, if you want to find stuff, if you don't aggressively find stuff, you can find it.

00:29:41.560 But for the most part, my private info isn't online.

00:29:45.140 The jacket's clean.

00:29:45.920 Thank you, bro.

00:29:46.600 Thank you, man.

00:29:47.760 Tomorrow we got the party stream.

00:29:50.840 And we should do some homeless stuff in the day.

00:29:52.720 We'll do homeless and then party night.

00:29:54.840 Do you want to do skid row?

00:29:56.220 We could do less homeless.

00:29:57.320 I gotta do skid row for a video, so I'll do that separately with another friend.

00:30:00.760 Don't stress about it.

00:30:02.400 Don't feel...

00:30:03.860 But we could hit a Muta and we could a Compton.

00:30:05.540 We could do a Compton stream.

00:30:06.580 There's so much we could do, man.

00:30:07.940 The world is our oyster, Arab.

00:30:09.960 Could do anything you set your mind to.

00:30:12.040 I feel like we'd be protected in a Compton stream, too, because Muta is well-connected out there.

00:30:16.480 Okay.

00:30:16.840 Because he was part of the Tupac squad.

00:30:18.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:18.840 So we tapped in.

00:30:19.820 I don't think Tupac had anything to do with Compton.

00:30:22.020 I don't know.

00:30:22.960 Maybe it was New Jersey, was it?

00:30:24.200 I don't know.

00:30:24.840 Well, he said West Side.

00:30:25.880 But I don't know if he was...

00:30:26.580 Like, Compton's like...

00:30:27.680 Well, Muta said he's tapped in Compton.

00:30:29.140 Why'd you do...

00:30:29.560 What gang sign is that?

00:30:30.440 That's not a gang sign.

00:30:31.220 That was like a white boy skater gang sign.

00:30:33.840 Muta said he's tapped in Compton, New Jersey.

00:30:36.880 He gave me another place as well.

00:30:39.340 Sneaker, I love the manicure place last night.

00:30:42.020 Yeah, it was good.

00:30:43.000 Got my toes done.

00:30:43.620 Is that gay?

00:30:45.620 Chad, is it gay to get your toes done?

00:30:46.800 Like, my toes feel a little weird, but I got a pedicure yesterday.

00:30:49.940 It's not manly, but it's not necessarily gay.

00:30:52.140 Like, maybe Tate would say it's gay.

00:30:54.520 I don't really think it's gay.

00:30:56.160 Why does it matter what Tate would say?

00:30:57.700 Well, I'm just thinking if...

00:30:59.300 What scale we're talking about.

00:31:00.880 Yeah.

00:31:01.880 Wait, where do you place him on the scale?

00:31:04.080 Him?

00:31:04.560 Yeah.

00:31:04.820 Very, like, alpha.

00:31:06.840 Everything is gay if you're not in pain.

00:31:10.140 Ah.

00:31:11.000 Someone said, we smoking on Aiden Loyal's today.

00:31:13.420 Bro, are you 13 years old, like, and just listen to drill music in your room?

00:31:16.180 Like, I don't care about any of that stuff.

00:31:18.020 Let's walk over.

00:31:18.520 He's ready.

00:31:19.840 I don't care about that stuff, man.

00:31:25.460 Pedicure.

00:31:25.920 Would you come to pray Jumato with us tomorrow?

00:31:28.520 Let's fight it.

00:31:29.060 We got to pray.

00:31:29.380 Yeah, I'll be down.

00:31:29.980 I'll be down.

00:31:30.560 Yeah, cool.

00:31:32.160 Cool.

00:31:32.960 Cracker Christian filmer, Needles, he's always afraid to go inside the mosque.

00:31:36.660 Every time I go for the Maja, I'm like, hey, come inside.

00:31:39.460 To film, he's afraid?

00:31:40.380 No, not even film.

00:31:40.960 I'm just like, because last week we were in Vegas, and I was like, we were like an hour

00:31:44.740 early to Juma.

00:31:46.100 So I'm like, oh, just wait inside.

00:31:47.080 He's like, no.

00:31:48.040 He's just sat on the picnic table.

00:31:49.600 I think he's traumatized from Saudi Arabia.

00:31:51.700 He doesn't want to be around it.

00:31:52.860 I don't know what it is.

00:31:53.500 He wants to, like, I think he wants to protect himself from becoming converted.

00:31:57.340 Look, Saudi was scary.

00:31:58.760 When you're in that place together, and they're all together, and you're, like, not part of

00:32:07.180 it, I mean, I had a conversation with Cracker.

00:32:10.040 It's just, you feel out of place, you know?

00:32:12.180 Yeah, he was super, you kind of fit in more than him, though.

00:32:14.540 He was super uncomfortable, but obviously you fit in because you're Arabic and stuff.

00:32:17.820 But when it comes to, like, just a place of worship, I don't really care if it's a Christian

00:32:23.040 or Muslim place.

00:32:24.460 To me, we're all praying to God, so I'm down.

00:32:29.160 It's a learning experience.

00:32:31.500 I don't really think you're a heretic if you're trying to learn other religions and

00:32:35.080 educate yourself.

00:32:36.640 I want to know what you think.

00:32:39.040 Do you think that I should even do this stream right now with Mike Nalak after what happened

00:32:42.780 yesterday?

00:32:43.480 Yeah.

00:32:43.800 After him canceling last second to go on Aiden's stream instead of mine?

00:32:47.260 You're in L.A., bro.

00:32:48.000 You got to play to L.A.'s rules.

00:32:50.860 That's L.A.'s rules, bro.

00:32:52.340 Yeah.

00:32:53.160 You know, you're here.

00:32:53.920 You might as well just milk the content.

00:32:55.720 A lot of people were telling me, like, out of respect and principle, you shouldn't do it

00:32:58.580 anyway.

00:32:59.260 Nah, who gives a fuck?

00:33:01.080 Just give up your principles for clout?

00:33:03.000 That's not really giving up your principles.

00:33:05.260 Do you think he's a piece of shit for it?

00:33:07.960 No, I get it.

00:33:09.180 You know what I mean?

00:33:09.500 It's just very, like, L.A., like...

00:33:11.340 It's very L.A.

00:33:12.380 ...streaming stuff.

00:33:12.960 But that's what the normies that you're working with right now are, you know?

00:33:16.820 Yeah, I also don't think it was...

00:33:18.280 I was a little bit irritated, I'm not going to lie.

00:33:21.100 I don't think it was necessary.

00:33:22.540 I don't think...

00:33:23.200 You too.

00:33:24.760 I'll see you later, baby girl.

00:33:27.100 See you later, baby girl?

00:33:28.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:29.200 I'm him, bro.

00:33:29.800 Okay, um...

00:33:39.800 Needles point down at the red toenails.

00:33:47.240 Press him about it?

00:33:48.420 Hey, bro, it's just...

00:33:50.700 L.A.

00:33:52.040 L.A.

00:33:52.700 I want to know what you guys think.

00:33:54.160 Type a one if you would have bailed in the stream.

00:33:56.320 Put two if you would do it anyway, because...

00:33:57.800 If I didn't do it, you guys would call me Lazy Co.

00:34:00.760 And stuff like that, but...

00:34:03.800 It's okay, we'll talk about it.

00:34:06.060 We'll yapp about it.

00:34:07.560 All right, you're walking too far now.

00:34:09.440 Let's go buy a plant real quick.

00:34:10.720 We got 30...

00:34:11.080 We can walk into the show at one of my guys' place if you want.

00:34:13.260 We'll go afterwards.

00:34:14.700 Bro, you should buy this girl a flower.

00:34:17.100 Oh, yeah, right?

00:34:18.140 Yeah, buy this girl a flower.

00:34:19.520 Ah, good idea.

00:34:24.640 How you doing?

00:34:26.380 Nice to meet you.

00:34:27.140 Do you have flowers here?

00:34:28.440 Sorry, you look like somebody else that walked in here earlier.

00:34:30.880 Oh, it fell off?

00:34:31.880 Not, like, cut fresh flowers.

00:34:34.400 Okay.

00:34:34.600 But if you buy a plant, it lasts longer.

00:34:36.860 Okay, that's a good idea.

00:34:37.740 What do you think is the best gift?

00:34:39.500 Gift, money trees are the best gift.

00:34:41.140 It smells beautiful in here.

00:34:42.280 Thank you.

00:34:43.340 Thank you.

00:34:44.240 But not as beautiful as you.

00:34:45.480 Oh, thank you.

00:34:46.420 Yeah.

00:34:48.720 Really good at Rizzo, my girl.

00:34:50.420 I was on that.

00:34:53.220 Yeah, I need four.

00:34:54.360 Yeah.

00:34:54.900 Come on, Sarah's a great gift.

00:34:56.080 These are amazing.

00:34:59.080 You could do, if you wanted to do something that's low maintenance, you could do a snake plant.

00:35:03.440 He's looking for something cheap for, like, a one-night stand kind of girl.

00:35:06.400 Like, just to bring to a date, and then...

00:35:08.580 Well, I guess that depends on how it goes, right?

00:35:10.380 Yeah, like a B&B, not a hotel type girl.

00:35:12.380 Yeah, cheap.

00:35:13.020 Okay.

00:35:13.300 Like a car, not even a hotel.

00:35:16.400 That would probably be the cheapest, yeah.

00:35:17.420 Yeah, like a car.

00:35:18.640 Yeah, a backseat type thing.

00:35:20.280 Like, you had a backseat plant?

00:35:23.300 Yeah.

00:35:23.820 This one?

00:35:24.220 How much of this one?

00:35:25.620 This one's $14.99.

00:35:27.900 That's worth it.

00:35:28.580 So, yeah.

00:35:29.500 Yeah.

00:35:29.960 But she's like...

00:35:30.840 Okay.

00:35:31.240 Maybe not.

00:35:32.000 I mean, if you don't...

00:35:33.740 Don't force it.

00:35:34.260 I'm just teaching you how to be a romantic.

00:35:35.660 Plant daddy.

00:35:36.060 Actually, you know what?

00:35:38.440 This is really fitting.

00:35:39.820 Because that's...

00:35:40.420 This is what she calls me.

00:35:41.640 Oh, nice.

00:35:42.460 And...

00:35:42.660 Because...

00:35:43.720 Because when you put water around it, it starts growing.

00:35:48.280 You know, once it gets wet.

00:35:49.920 Nice.

00:35:50.520 So...

00:35:50.840 Get it?

00:35:51.180 Because...

00:35:51.480 Okay.

00:35:52.180 Yeah.

00:35:52.900 You're not impressed now.

00:35:54.020 Okay.

00:35:54.440 I'm going to leave.

00:35:55.180 I'm sorry.

00:35:56.060 I'm autistic.

00:35:57.000 Thank you.

00:35:57.560 You're not going to buy anything for your girl?

00:35:58.680 No, I feel bad now.

00:36:01.980 We'll come back when you're ready for a minute.

00:36:03.780 All right.

00:36:06.060 All right.

00:36:16.360 We're ready to go.

00:36:18.820 Where?

00:36:19.240 Where are we going?

00:36:20.060 Right.

00:36:20.540 Wait what he said.

00:36:26.720 Yeah.

00:36:27.100 Okay.

00:36:27.980 But where is it?

00:36:28.760 I think it's right here.

00:36:32.000 I see cops start panicking, but I think we're fine.

00:36:34.340 Shit.

00:36:38.960 Bro, we're in L.A.

00:36:39.840 You think the cops actually care when they pull up?

00:36:42.160 They've seen so much worse shit.

00:36:44.040 Yeah.

00:36:44.940 They pull up.

00:36:45.500 They see some live streamers.

00:36:46.560 They're like, oh, it's another content creator.

00:36:47.860 Yeah, true.

00:36:48.300 I like how in L.A., nobody gets weird about the camera.

00:36:50.520 They're so used to trolls.

00:36:52.380 I think it's this restaurant here.

00:36:54.340 Well, hold on.

00:36:54.660 I want to see...

00:36:55.340 Yeah.

00:36:56.220 I think it's this one.

00:37:01.300 It's not a burger, one of ten.

00:37:07.120 What's going on, man?

00:37:08.440 What's your name?

00:37:09.460 Nice to meet you, bro.

00:37:10.600 Nice to meet you.

00:37:11.340 Are these burgers any good or no?

00:37:12.440 I take it.

00:37:13.880 What are they called?

00:37:14.340 Did you already eat the burger here?

00:37:25.020 I have.

00:37:25.900 Okay.

00:37:26.760 Do you recognize that cashier?

00:37:27.800 I think he's been on the Logan Paul podcast or something.

00:37:30.540 You haven't talked to him?

00:37:31.240 Is he cool?

00:37:31.980 Okay.

00:37:32.460 Let's go see.

00:37:33.920 Can we check on set order 77?

00:37:37.480 Did you fall off?

00:37:38.180 What's up, guys?

00:37:38.800 Welcome to Crave.

00:37:40.860 Can I help you guys?

00:37:42.000 Yeah.

00:37:42.320 Can I get a burger?

00:37:42.800 What are you doing here, man?

00:37:43.400 What the f...

00:37:46.460 I had to get a...

00:37:47.860 I had to get another job because of my address.

00:37:53.100 Can I...

00:37:53.900 How are you doing here?

00:37:56.740 Can I help you guys?

00:37:57.800 Are you his boss or something?

00:37:58.800 Yeah, I'm his manager.

00:38:00.200 Okay.

00:38:00.880 How hard did he fall off that he has to work here?

00:38:04.180 I don't think he's doing great as of now.

00:38:06.480 Yeah?

00:38:07.740 But we need more of him.

00:38:10.260 Okay.

00:38:10.700 Is he a hard worker or is he just...

00:38:11.860 Oh, he is.

00:38:12.760 Okay.

00:38:13.040 He's killing it.

00:38:13.960 Thanks.

00:38:14.400 Thanks, boss.

00:38:15.160 All right.

00:38:15.740 Hey, can I talk to you about that pay advance, too?

00:38:17.880 We talk to you about...

00:38:18.820 Okay, okay.

00:38:19.560 Can I get you guys something?

00:38:20.720 Can I get you guys something to eat?

00:38:22.640 Can I have a fence to sit on?

00:38:26.600 I'll get a burger.

00:38:27.300 I'll get a burger, Mike.

00:38:27.960 Okay, okay.

00:38:28.300 I'll get a burger.

00:38:28.880 You want to put an apron on him or like a hair net or something?

00:38:31.040 I don't want to get any of his hairs.

00:38:32.220 Well, I don't cook the food.

00:38:33.120 I just serve it, so I don't have to...

00:38:34.240 Okay.

00:38:34.660 How many gender...

00:38:35.400 How many patties...

00:38:36.100 What the fuck?

00:38:36.740 How many patties would you want on your burger?

00:38:38.140 Well, there's two patties because two genders.

00:38:40.680 We'll do a...

00:38:41.540 Can we do him a four-burger, a four-patty burger for all the different genders?

00:38:45.540 There's only two.

00:38:46.420 You get a charge-ex-co food that way?

00:38:48.680 For different genders?

00:38:50.000 I think it's in California.

00:38:51.000 It's included.

00:38:51.480 Oh, okay.

00:38:51.940 Yeah, no.

00:38:52.200 The state is a failure.

00:38:53.860 Do you drug test at this restaurant or...

00:38:55.620 Oh, yeah, we do.

00:38:56.400 Every morning.

00:38:56.480 What do you drug test for specifically?

00:38:58.220 Every morning.

00:38:59.040 Like fentanyl or coke, heroin.

00:39:01.280 Hey, can you take this order?

00:39:02.240 I'm going to be...

00:39:02.620 I'll be right back.

00:39:04.280 He's a little bit nervous.

00:39:07.060 Bro.

00:39:08.100 What the fuck?

00:39:08.740 What?

00:39:09.140 What?

00:39:13.320 What's up with this dude?

00:39:14.520 I told you I would...

00:39:15.560 I told you I would stream.

00:39:16.840 I didn't know you were going to come to my place at work.

00:39:18.400 Okay, where did I work?

00:39:19.320 You sent me the address here.

00:39:20.400 What do you want me to do?

00:39:21.000 Because I didn't know you were going to come right now.

00:39:22.500 I'd take an order.

00:39:23.240 I thought the podcast was cooking.

00:39:24.560 I don't understand.

00:39:26.140 It's January ad revenue, bro.

00:39:27.600 I don't have a rumble deal, dude.

00:39:28.740 I can't just make money like you, bro.

00:39:29.860 I mean, we can make a conversation.

00:39:31.100 We can get you on or something.

00:39:32.900 You can do a boxing match or...

00:39:34.340 We can get you something.

00:39:36.140 I didn't know it was this bad for you, Mike.

00:39:37.640 You know Pevlosky?

00:39:38.960 Of course, yeah.

00:39:40.220 I thought you were in the middle of talking about a kick deal.

00:39:42.500 But they ate it.

00:39:44.280 I don't even know whose A...

00:39:45.380 You guys want food?

00:39:49.260 Yeah.

00:39:49.600 You want a burger?

00:39:50.140 Yeah, I want a try.

00:39:50.500 You want a burger?

00:39:51.420 I want a burger, yeah.

00:39:52.360 Come on.

00:39:53.440 Let's go.

00:39:53.980 Come on.

00:39:54.480 Come back.

00:39:55.520 Wait.

00:39:55.820 Yo, can I bring them back now?

00:39:57.260 Or no.

00:39:57.720 They got to wait?

00:39:59.320 Wait two minutes because they have so many orders.

00:40:01.720 What's up?

00:40:02.860 How you doing, man?

00:40:03.620 I'm good.

00:40:03.980 I'm good.

00:40:04.400 I'm good.

00:40:04.540 Bro, I already know that right now on the screen it just says L script 400 times in a row.

00:40:10.780 But I just, you know, I don't get many opportunities to get in character and do fun shit.

00:40:16.200 So I kind of like crafted this up.

00:40:17.940 No, they're not.

00:40:18.680 Oh, they're saying porn script?

00:40:19.940 Okay.

00:40:23.520 Welcome to Crave.

00:40:24.660 This is Crave.

00:40:25.200 This is my buddy's shop.

00:40:27.040 Actually, you know what's crazy?

00:40:28.260 I literally ate here yesterday.

00:40:29.260 That's what he was telling me.

00:40:30.160 That's not your burgers, right?

00:40:30.920 It's not your burgers, right?

00:40:31.060 No, he is.

00:40:31.940 So my, 10 out of 10, yeah.

00:40:32.960 So my chef is back there.

00:40:35.000 Packaging is on the way right now, which I forgot at my house.

00:40:38.100 And once they clear through some of these orders, we'll actually go back and you can

00:40:41.980 see how they're made and shit.

00:40:43.300 And do you eat, like, do you eat a lot of burgers or no?

00:40:46.760 I do.

00:40:47.080 I do.

00:40:47.400 I had a burger last night.

00:40:48.240 I had a burger yesterday.

00:40:49.240 Okay.

00:40:49.580 So you'll be able to compare that?

00:40:50.740 I'm a burger connoisseur.

00:40:51.720 Okay.

00:40:52.160 Okay, cool.

00:40:52.780 I came here with Foozie, bro.

00:40:54.780 No, I don't own this.

00:40:55.780 I just use this as, like, my testing grounds for my burgers.

00:40:58.800 Yeah.

00:40:59.060 But wait, but is Neon Indian?

00:41:01.980 He is, yes.

00:41:02.800 So he can't eat burgers, can he?

00:41:04.380 Oh, he does?

00:41:05.280 He just doesn't.

00:41:05.760 He's like the most Haram Indian.

00:41:06.660 Well, no.

00:41:07.100 First they pray to the burger because they worship cows and then they eat it afterwards.

00:41:10.620 I know.

00:41:11.260 But in India, you can't.

00:41:12.040 And on the side, they eat the shit of the cows.

00:41:13.800 Right, right, right.

00:41:15.160 Are you serious?

00:41:15.700 Yeah.

00:41:16.140 And then they throw it at each other and have to play fights.

00:41:18.060 So what's with fucking different religions eating weird shit that has to do with...

00:41:22.380 Good question.

00:41:23.020 Bro.

00:41:23.160 Good question.

00:41:24.800 Man, Christians don't do any of that shit, bro.

00:41:27.040 We just eat like...

00:41:27.720 Yeah, Christians believe there's two genders.

00:41:29.200 Yeah, they're on that, man.

00:41:31.560 And we're laughing.

00:41:32.700 Dude, yo, I had this whole conversation last night with Aiden.

00:41:36.580 Oh, did you?

00:41:37.180 We could have had that conversation on my screen.

00:41:39.320 No, because...

00:41:40.100 Well, no, now we're having an intelligent conversation.

00:41:42.320 It was with Aiden, bro.

00:41:42.980 Oh, so it was a low IQ conversation?

00:41:44.400 Yeah, basically.

00:41:45.280 Oh, so Rumble's high IQ was smart.

00:41:46.660 Listen, don't put words in my mouth, all right?

00:41:48.280 Oh, that's what you're saying, though.

00:41:48.820 All I'm saying is this.

00:41:49.480 Listen.

00:41:49.760 Okay, what are you saying?

00:41:51.180 Me, personally, if I have a child that has a penis, that's a boy.

00:41:55.960 Okay?

00:41:56.160 If I have a child that has a vagina, that's a girl.

00:41:58.300 Well, I know what's going to go on in my household, okay?

00:42:00.780 But regarding what everybody else does, who the fuck...

00:42:03.260 This is what I've always told you.

00:42:04.480 Who the fuck am I?

00:42:05.780 No, a little bit.

00:42:06.780 No, no, a little bit.

00:42:07.660 Yeah, he is.

00:42:07.960 A little bit.

00:42:08.360 I'm leaving this state.

00:42:09.180 He's starting to, like, carry him a hundred percent.

00:42:11.160 He's moving to Florida, he said, the other day.

00:42:12.020 A hundred percent.

00:42:13.040 But, no, but who am I to...

00:42:14.280 What authority do I have to tell somebody what to do?

00:42:16.820 It's not telling.

00:42:17.480 It's what's right and what's wrong.

00:42:18.400 No, but what I'm saying is, like, how do I exercise?

00:42:22.640 How do I go...

00:42:23.440 Like, imagine I see...

00:42:24.280 Okay, imagine I see a chick with blue hair walk in front of the restaurant right now

00:42:27.100 with a kid, a boy, dressed in a dress.

00:42:29.020 You lock the door.

00:42:30.720 And say what?

00:42:31.380 You can't eat food at my restaurant?

00:42:32.700 And then you pull out the Glock and then you shoot it in the head.

00:42:34.640 No, no, no, no.

00:42:34.900 You don't say you can't eat food at my restaurant.

00:42:36.300 What is this shit, bro?

00:42:37.140 And then you...

00:42:38.000 First of all...

00:42:38.520 You execute them.

00:42:39.060 First of all, that type of weaponry is not legal in this state.

00:42:41.140 I know.

00:42:41.440 You're only able to use water guns.

00:42:43.960 You also don't support the concept of chopping off your genitals as a child.

00:42:47.620 You know, as an adult...

00:42:48.240 I have been clear about this since day one.

00:42:50.800 I've been clear about...

00:42:51.380 I just don't want to interrupt these people's food.

00:42:52.740 I've been clear about this since day one.

00:42:54.020 Kids should not be learning or talking about sex.

00:42:56.240 Oh, okay.

00:42:56.480 Anybody.

00:42:57.480 Women should not be playing...

00:42:58.720 Men should not be playing women's sports leagues.

00:43:00.580 There's some places where we all are 100% agreeance.

00:43:04.780 Yeah, you can't say this on the Impulsive Podcast.

00:43:06.260 No, I guess I can.

00:43:06.920 No, I have said it on the Impulsive Podcast.

00:43:08.700 100%.

00:43:09.020 Okay.

00:43:09.360 But then when you get down to, like, what consenting adults want to do with their bodies

00:43:13.120 after a certain age, that's where I start to get a little...

00:43:15.100 Oh, so you're saying kids cannot become trans.

00:43:17.140 I don't believe that kids should even be thinking about it.

00:43:19.500 Go break your arm.

00:43:20.300 Clip that.

00:43:20.700 Great.

00:43:21.460 Literally go ride your bike into a tree.

00:43:23.160 Right.

00:43:23.400 That's what you should be doing as a kid.

00:43:24.700 You shouldn't be hearing about, thinking about, or even looking at...

00:43:26.840 And if you're trans, ride your bike headfirst into the tree so that you never think

00:43:30.440 You know you don't have to do this anymore.

00:43:31.940 You have an audience.

00:43:33.040 You don't need to say that stuff.

00:43:34.160 What?

00:43:34.360 Say the truth?

00:43:35.160 Well, I mean, you want people to kill themselves.

00:43:37.560 Right, but I'm a cloud chaser who needs to say provocative things for attention.

00:43:40.580 No, you don't.

00:43:41.020 You have an audience now.

00:43:42.140 You don't have to.

00:43:43.020 You can do travel content.

00:43:44.220 Like, I go travel.

00:43:45.220 Travel?

00:43:45.660 Yeah.

00:43:46.020 Does it drive people closer to suicide when you tell them it's a mental illness?

00:43:49.000 I feel bad for my guy's restaurant that we're at right now.

00:43:51.860 We're having this.

00:43:52.400 No, they're fine.

00:43:52.880 We can also go out...

00:43:54.440 I don't know what the statistics are on that.

00:43:58.580 Is there, is there, there is like a heavy, uh, uh, what's the word?

00:44:02.960 Like relationship between mental illness and...

00:44:05.740 Is that the case?

00:44:06.920 Like, like for, for me personally...

00:44:08.180 Yeah, there is.

00:44:08.620 They kill themselves higher than...

00:44:09.940 That's the highest rate.

00:44:10.680 Well, I can't argue with statistics.

00:44:12.140 I can't argue with statistics.

00:44:13.120 If I have a mental illness, I wouldn't be like suicidal, but if I chop my penis off,

00:44:15.540 I might be.

00:44:15.980 Here's my, here's my point.

00:44:17.080 This is your guy's lane.

00:44:18.360 I make cheeseburgers.

00:44:19.280 I travel.

00:44:20.220 I even...

00:44:20.580 And then you skip out on my stream to go and design a stream.

00:44:22.980 You know, I couldn't get this done last night.

00:44:24.780 If, I'll tell you what, if this was able to happen last night, I wouldn't have, I would

00:44:28.100 never...

00:44:28.700 Okay.

00:44:28.760 My word is very important, bro.

00:44:30.080 I told you I'd get this done.

00:44:31.360 I had a lot, I have a lot of shit going on.

00:44:32.840 No, sure.

00:44:32.960 No, sure.

00:44:33.340 But you were aware there were politics at play for the, for the reason that...

00:44:35.960 Not, no, not really.

00:44:37.340 If I was able to get this done last night, I wouldn't have done Aiden Street.

00:44:40.380 I'm dead serious.

00:44:41.120 I, I have a loyalty to Aiden.

00:44:42.880 I have a loyalty to Aiden.

00:44:44.000 That's my brother.

00:44:44.720 I can, we, he came up same time I was coming up.

00:44:47.880 All I'm saying is, if I was able to get this done last night, the story would have

00:44:50.500 been different.

00:44:51.040 Okay.

00:44:54.780 How you doing, man?

00:44:59.820 This is my head chef, head chef.

00:45:02.380 Nice kitchen.

00:45:02.760 Nice kitchen.

00:45:03.600 How's it going?

00:45:06.360 Good, man.

00:45:06.940 What are you cooking?

00:45:08.020 We're doing smash burgers.

00:45:09.380 Oh, I love that.

00:45:10.000 You need some help?

00:45:11.520 You should get in there.

00:45:12.500 You should get in there.

00:45:13.460 You got some muscle?

00:45:14.700 You can smash a few if you want.

00:45:16.180 Is that fried onions?

00:45:18.020 No, that's rice.

00:45:18.880 No, under.

00:45:19.920 Oh, it is rice?

00:45:20.980 I don't know what that is.

00:45:22.080 There's a rice on my kitchen, so I don't know what everything is.

00:45:24.360 Yeah, like, you have to understand when we do this, we're, like, interfering with,

00:45:28.100 like, a pretty serious, like, business.

00:45:30.040 We just come in there and we, like, take over, like, one little section for a little

00:45:33.400 while.

00:45:33.540 They're cool.

00:45:33.920 They're cool with it, though, as long as we respect when they're busy.

00:45:36.240 Crave kitchen.

00:45:36.960 Can I say this?

00:45:37.680 Or are we going to get around?

00:45:38.240 You can.

00:45:38.520 You can.

00:45:38.740 Can we be in here for unvaccinated?

00:45:40.620 Yeah.

00:45:41.140 Okay, cool.

00:45:41.840 Crave kitchen.

00:45:42.540 Base chef.

00:45:43.400 Base chef.

00:45:44.880 Crave Sherman Oaks.

00:45:46.420 Fantastic burritos.

00:45:48.500 Breakfast burritos.

00:45:49.240 What else?

00:45:49.620 They do a ton of stuff.

00:45:50.760 They do pizzas.

00:45:51.720 Pizzas.

00:45:52.780 They do, uh...

00:45:53.560 You ate it the other day?

00:45:54.440 I did.

00:45:54.800 I actually liked the food.

00:45:55.560 The chicken and waffles were good.

00:45:56.400 I can't lie.

00:45:56.620 That's a great food.

00:45:57.400 If I wasn't making burgers, I might be working here.

00:45:59.420 Can I help out?

00:45:59.980 Let me do something.

00:46:00.560 I used to work at some point.

00:46:01.220 Well, you just got to clear out that section first.

00:46:02.900 Wait, did you make the pizzas that you ate with Neon?

00:46:04.920 They were really good, yeah.

00:46:06.200 Where did you guys do that?

00:46:07.540 At some random restaurant in the hood.

00:46:10.180 Where is he today?

00:46:12.380 He just texted me right now.

00:46:13.280 He wants to figure out a stream for today.

00:46:14.900 Do you have any content for Neon today?

00:46:16.080 He needs a stream.

00:46:17.180 I mean, I could obviously put him in front of, like, girls.

00:46:19.820 He needs a new girlfriend.

00:46:21.220 But not, like, not adult stars, though.

00:46:23.820 I mean, we could...

00:46:24.420 No, no more sex workers.

00:46:25.960 I know.

00:46:26.100 You learn your lesson.

00:46:26.860 Do you learn your lesson?

00:46:27.520 I love that community.

00:46:29.880 I have not been doing...

00:46:31.640 You're so based.

00:46:32.540 You're so based.

00:46:33.280 I'm not...

00:46:33.720 Mike is secretly watching Red Pill Podcast, I swear to God.

00:46:36.400 Can I say something really quick?

00:46:37.180 He's going to watch Nick Fuentes.

00:46:37.980 Can I say something?

00:46:38.700 I have not.

00:46:40.140 I've jerked off two times in the past six months.

00:46:42.040 Oh, you're based.

00:46:42.800 Well, after saying that...

00:46:44.820 You have a girl, right, for the last six months?

00:46:45.880 Yeah, I've got a chick.

00:46:46.680 And you've been going to church more, haven't you?

00:46:49.000 No.

00:46:49.700 Okay.

00:46:49.920 I haven't.

00:46:50.420 I've been...

00:46:51.180 I went for Easter.

00:46:52.300 He's got a girlfriend.

00:46:53.140 He's getting jacked.

00:46:54.180 Okay, he's getting more bass.

00:46:55.400 It's the testosterone.

00:46:55.940 No, no, my physical...

00:46:57.040 I can see it on the podcast.

00:46:58.260 When you're speaking to these whores, like, you're like...

00:46:59.940 You're actually trying to figure out real stuff.

00:47:01.320 I still don't use that term.

00:47:01.720 I still don't use that term.

00:47:02.300 I know you probably should because they are.

00:47:03.680 No, but I still don't use that term because it's...

00:47:06.160 Bro, as you can tell about me, I'm not a derogatory person.

00:47:08.680 I don't believe in drama.

00:47:09.660 I don't believe in beef.

00:47:10.460 I don't believe in any of that shit.

00:47:12.000 I try to fix bridges.

00:47:13.300 Like, if I want to teach someone a lesson about something, I don't approach them in that

00:47:16.180 way.

00:47:16.580 Right.

00:47:16.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:17.180 I try to approach them in a...

00:47:18.860 And, bro, trust me, you'll be where I am, like, in that mindset.

00:47:23.000 On the fence?

00:47:24.060 No, but if you want to call it that, it's fine.

00:47:25.680 But, like, just not approaching shit in a...

00:47:28.200 But I can tell that you want to have more intelligent conversations because, like, you honestly

00:47:31.800 carry the impulsive podcast.

00:47:33.720 Look, bro, that Ruby podcast was the most boring podcast.

00:47:36.300 That was the worst podcast I've ever seen in my life.

00:47:38.120 Some people like that podcast.

00:47:38.480 I mean, it depends.

00:47:39.200 That was terrible.

00:47:39.480 Everybody likes something different.

00:47:41.320 I think the podcast we put out just two days ago, we had a lot of really topical discussions.

00:47:46.040 Well, no, it was just old co-hosts.

00:47:47.140 And then we had Sina.

00:47:47.860 Yeah, Sina's a fucking legend.

00:47:49.640 But, you know, I like to approach shit with just a little bit of care.

00:47:53.840 I don't know.

00:47:54.220 Maybe I'm old and soft now.

00:47:55.660 But, like, I just...

00:47:56.420 And people hate it.

00:47:57.580 People hate me for it.

00:47:58.680 Like, they want fucking action.

00:48:00.520 They want visceral.

00:48:01.420 They want people to be pissed off.

00:48:02.700 Like, that's what the nation wants right now.

00:48:04.120 But I'm not going to give it to them.

00:48:05.240 I go to Finland.

00:48:06.100 I hang out with Huskies.

00:48:07.420 I go dog sledding.

00:48:08.940 I hang out with F1 drivers.

00:48:10.220 Finland's a real place?

00:48:11.160 Yeah.

00:48:12.060 I just put a video out that was fucking crazy, bro.

00:48:14.220 It's just dark for the whole year.

00:48:15.340 Yeah.

00:48:15.720 22 hours of darkness.

00:48:17.400 But look at this.

00:48:17.980 I'll show you this.

00:48:18.500 Yeah, but...

00:48:19.040 It's, like, one of the most depressed countries.

00:48:20.400 Did you enable me on...

00:48:21.020 No, that's not true.

00:48:21.840 It's the number one country for happiness.

00:48:24.980 Finland's number one.

00:48:25.640 Oh, and then it's the other Nordics that are depressed.

00:48:26.800 Yeah, they killed themselves.

00:48:27.500 Norway has, like, how to go.

00:48:28.600 No, no, no.

00:48:29.180 They almost killed themselves as much as trans people.

00:48:30.680 Look at this.

00:48:32.640 Oh, very beautiful.

00:48:35.240 I'm in Finland right there.

00:48:36.740 And that's Martin Garrix, the DJ.

00:48:39.000 And then that's Lando Norris, F1 driver.

00:48:40.960 I race F1 driver Lando Norris up there.

00:48:43.920 I just like to travel, bro.

00:48:44.980 I go to your favorite place.

00:48:45.880 I go to Saudi a lot.

00:48:47.000 You go to Saudi?

00:48:47.700 I go to Jeddah.

00:48:49.100 No, I don't do South America.

00:48:50.400 Oh.

00:48:51.220 You like it down there.

00:48:52.280 Amazing fucking time.

00:48:53.100 Do you like Mexico?

00:48:54.180 No, I didn't like Mexico.

00:48:54.920 I'm never going back in my life.

00:48:56.160 What?

00:48:56.360 I saw all that stuff, bro.

00:48:58.300 Yeah, what do you think of it?

00:48:59.140 Crazy.

00:49:00.040 Crazy.

00:49:00.780 Inspirational.

00:49:01.260 I didn't know you were traveling like that.

00:49:02.820 I took 145 flights last year.

00:49:04.560 I have more miles, I guarantee you, than any other creator.

00:49:08.760 Me and you have argued about this before.

00:49:10.200 No, we haven't.

00:49:10.540 Go mile for mile right now.

00:49:11.900 We've never had a real conversation before.

00:49:13.040 No, not real.

00:49:13.560 We still talked on Twitter.

00:49:14.380 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:15.200 No, no, no.

00:49:15.640 It was about mileage.

00:49:16.760 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:49:17.400 Yes.

00:49:17.620 Okay, okay, okay.

00:49:18.100 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:18.460 Yeah, you did.

00:49:18.900 You did post that and I responded to it.

00:49:20.380 I did 145 flights last year.

00:49:21.920 I did 15 flights in January.

00:49:24.840 I just love to travel, bro.

00:49:26.460 Is that always private?

00:49:27.160 No, hell fucking no.

00:49:28.520 Hell no.

00:49:29.100 Okay.

00:49:29.320 Absolutely not, bro.

00:49:29.760 That's why you work here.

00:49:30.400 I don't have the kind of money.

00:49:31.540 Yeah, no way.

00:49:32.760 But no, I just like traveling.

00:49:35.560 It's fun, bro.

00:49:36.820 I'm with you.

00:49:37.420 I'm with you on that.

00:49:38.060 I like meeting people.

00:49:39.760 And I don't do the way other people do it.

00:49:43.100 I don't do host security.

00:49:44.960 Like when I was in Riyadh, I was sitting on the floor with the locals in Riyadh.

00:49:48.780 Like with a Thobe and a Shemag.

00:49:51.560 How many of you?

00:49:52.600 Literally on the floor eating fucking with my hands and shit.

00:49:55.640 Like I'll like.

00:49:56.100 That's safe as shit.

00:49:57.300 You don't need security in Riyadh.

00:49:58.140 Yeah, South America is a different story.

00:49:59.780 Well, what about Africa?

00:50:00.900 You ever been to Africa?

00:50:01.480 No, I haven't been to Africa either.

00:50:02.660 Those are like the two places that I haven't been.

00:50:04.800 It's weird.

00:50:05.460 I stayed mostly north of the equator.

00:50:08.120 Okay.

00:50:08.340 I was scared of Africa before I land, but you go and it's a completely different lot.

00:50:11.680 Were you scared of black people or something?

00:50:12.780 Full of culture.

00:50:14.560 A little bit.

00:50:15.380 Oh, okay.

00:50:16.220 Were you happy?

00:50:17.260 Can we cook something?

00:50:18.080 Yeah.

00:50:18.420 Oh, how are we looking?

00:50:19.660 This is for one of their...

00:50:22.360 Yeah, for one of their...

00:50:23.400 Got it.

00:50:25.340 All right, we're close.

00:50:26.380 We're close.

00:50:28.560 You can't cook?

00:50:29.340 I want to get on the grill.

00:50:30.480 Yeah, smash your own burger.

00:50:31.520 No, you're getting in there in a sec.

00:50:32.220 Can I smash a burger?

00:50:33.160 Yeah, smash your own burger.

00:50:34.800 Make it into a wall.

00:50:35.920 Make it into a wall and then just put it around your face.

00:50:37.880 Wait, so let's talk about what's going on with Neon.

00:50:40.280 Yeah, so you enabled them to get in a relationship with a sex worker.

00:50:43.080 I thought you learned your lesson.

00:50:43.860 Wait, what do you mean?

00:50:45.040 How did I do that?

00:50:45.480 You were encouraging him to go be in a relationship with a sex worker.

00:50:48.040 Well, let's collectively ask ourselves a question.

00:50:50.620 Okay.

00:50:51.320 If Neon didn't have that relationship, right, or at least experienced what a relationship

00:50:56.480 was...

00:50:57.020 Then he'd be more pure.

00:50:57.700 No, but how close would he actually be to, like, moving down the line of, like, finding...

00:51:02.380 Okay, let me ask you this.

00:51:03.400 Okay.

00:51:03.780 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:51:04.260 Getting more based.

00:51:05.000 Let me...

00:51:05.320 Having gone through the experience of getting fucked over by a sex worker.

00:51:08.340 Not even that.

00:51:08.720 So Mike is encouraging men getting traumatized.

00:51:10.760 You're not going to get me, bro.

00:51:12.560 Okay, okay, okay.

00:51:12.980 That's all I'm saying.

00:51:13.440 That's cool, that's cool, that's cool, that's cool.

00:51:14.220 Yo, actually...

00:51:14.760 Traumatize a few months ago.

00:51:15.260 Actually, yo, actually, that part is actually accurate.

00:51:17.940 Yeah, no, mine says that.

00:51:18.940 Bro, if it's the equivalent of me being, like, Neon, yo, go put your hand on that fucking

00:51:22.860 grill.

00:51:23.380 Because you're going to...

00:51:23.860 Otherwise, you're going to look at it for the rest of your life and be like, what

00:51:26.300 happens if I touch that?

00:51:27.320 And you're not going to...

00:51:27.940 He's not going to know how to...

00:51:28.740 I'm not putting my hand on a grill.

00:51:29.660 Nice try.

00:51:30.400 You already did.

00:51:31.560 You already did.

00:51:31.920 Your whole life you've been doing it.

00:51:32.980 You've been breaking bones.

00:51:33.920 You've been getting your heart broken.

00:51:35.060 I'm not putting my hand on a grill.

00:51:36.080 It's a metaphor, bro.

00:51:37.520 It's a metaphor.

00:51:38.480 You guys have both learned the hard way through trial, through tribulation.

00:51:41.780 I did the same fucking thing, bro.

00:51:43.140 And Neon, it seems like, lived a fucking sheltered lifestyle until he now has to, like, experiment

00:51:48.880 with shit, bro.

00:51:49.760 Now he knows everything he doesn't want in a girl.

00:51:52.220 Right now, because of that relationship.

00:51:53.320 My point is, we should give him the right advice.

00:51:55.900 We should tell him straight up, like, even...

00:51:57.420 You might do it.

00:51:58.360 You might have to burn your hand, but you should not be in a relationship with a sex worker.

00:52:01.520 You did.

00:52:01.860 Oh, no, I didn't want to tell him that, because I don't thoroughly believe that you can't

00:52:06.600 have that experience in your life.

00:52:08.320 Maybe it's not going to go the whole distance, but to have the idea that you can't...

00:52:10.940 Of course it's not going to.

00:52:11.880 Of course it's not going to.

00:52:13.260 Yeah, maybe.

00:52:14.020 Yeah, maybe.

00:52:14.660 Yeah.

00:52:14.820 Yeah, maybe.

00:52:15.760 But he's not easy to know his own relationship.

00:52:17.160 Did he want to get married and have kids?

00:52:19.080 He was saying, like, I'm locked in for life, bro.

00:52:20.840 It's your first love, bro.

00:52:21.340 It's your first love, bro.

00:52:21.400 It's your first love.

00:52:21.420 He's saying nothing can tear us apart.

00:52:23.280 My first love, I thought we were going to get married, you know?

00:52:25.040 Well, no, even more so, it was the first girl he thanked.

00:52:27.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:31.860 I forgot about mine.

00:52:33.560 You did?

00:52:34.280 The first girl I thanked?

00:52:35.200 Yeah.

00:52:35.580 How old were you?

00:52:36.720 19.

00:52:37.300 What was her name?

00:52:38.920 That's not possible.

00:52:40.080 You'd be lying.

00:52:40.880 He just doesn't want to give a fuck out.

00:52:42.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:42.760 No, but you can say her first name.

00:52:44.000 It starts with a J. It's not important to my life.

00:52:46.760 What A is a girl, though?

00:52:47.960 Yeah, it was a guy.

00:52:49.760 Bumble Club.

00:52:50.680 It was an L.A. guy.

00:52:51.900 How old are you?

00:52:52.520 So now he's a girl.

00:52:53.200 It was Jerome, 39.

00:52:54.140 LeBron.

00:52:54.700 Now he's a girl.

00:52:55.140 How old were you?

00:52:58.940 16?

00:52:59.840 New Haven, Connecticut people, I swear.

00:53:01.540 Legit.

00:53:01.980 Well, Milford.

00:53:02.720 Yeah, same difference, right?

00:53:03.800 How crazy is that?

00:53:04.860 We're actually from the same type of hood.

00:53:06.760 I claim New York City because I'm born there and it's cooler, but I'm really from New Haven,

00:53:09.540 Connecticut.

00:53:09.980 Wait, really?

00:53:10.280 Wait, oh, you were actually New Haven.

00:53:11.860 I thought you were Stanford.

00:53:13.140 No, New Haven.

00:53:13.920 New Haven, yeah.

00:53:14.320 Bro, this is 10 minutes.

00:53:15.160 Gun wave in New Haven.

00:53:16.460 Pistol wave in New Haven, or gun, whatever.

00:53:18.820 Number four most dangerous city in the United States for years.

00:53:22.360 Really violent spot.

00:53:23.820 And you want to know what's fucked up, too?

00:53:25.540 In potentially the strictest gun state in the country.

00:53:28.660 Yeah.

00:53:29.160 Connecticut's a really strict gun state, so it's another place where citizens don't really

00:53:32.980 have an opportunity to defend themselves.

00:53:34.400 Are you tapped in back at home?

00:53:35.900 In the hoods?

00:53:36.560 The most.

00:53:37.080 Oh, yeah.

00:53:37.560 I used to live.

00:53:38.080 I lived in New Haven.

00:53:39.060 In the hood video.

00:53:39.520 In the hill.

00:53:40.280 Do you know where the hill is?

00:53:40.900 I was planning on doing a New Haven stream.

00:53:42.060 Do you know where the jungle, the projects are, or the hill area, like over by the Long

00:53:46.000 Wharf in New Haven?

00:53:47.080 Yes, yes.

00:53:47.340 That's where I lived there.

00:53:48.200 And then in Bridgeport, I lived in a place called The Hollow, off 27A in Bridgeport for

00:53:51.800 a year.

00:53:51.900 No meaning to be disrespectful.

00:53:52.860 Is that what you were doing?

00:53:54.140 Yes.

00:53:54.820 Yes.

00:53:55.040 Heroin?

00:53:55.400 No, I didn't shoot up.

00:53:56.400 Oh, no.

00:53:56.720 I didn't shoot up.

00:53:57.380 Nice, man.

00:53:57.740 I sniffed heroin.

00:53:58.100 Sniffed heroin, smoked crack.

00:53:59.120 Oh, no.

00:53:59.140 Did you burn out a school?

00:54:00.180 No, no.

00:54:00.820 That's, no.

00:54:01.740 Well, how do you?

00:54:02.240 It's so light.

00:54:03.120 You sniff heroin?

00:54:04.140 You can sniff it.

00:54:04.760 Yeah, it's powder.

00:54:05.180 Like, for the viewers that want to try it, how would you recommend they start?

00:54:08.400 Like, right arm or left arm?

00:54:09.580 Which vein is, like, am our veins good?

00:54:12.400 Oh, you still got the heroin veins.

00:54:14.640 And you know how to slap it.

00:54:15.820 Yeah, you got the shaft slap.

00:54:17.780 What?

00:54:18.460 What does that mean?

00:54:19.220 You just threw up the white power sign?

00:54:20.520 Is that what that was?

00:54:21.100 Base, bro.

00:54:21.740 I love this guy, man.

00:54:23.020 Come on.

00:54:23.240 Yo, did you see that?

00:54:23.940 White power.

00:54:24.500 White power.

00:54:25.240 White power.

00:54:25.600 White power.

00:54:25.700 White power.

00:54:25.720 What?

00:54:27.760 Whatever power.

00:54:28.320 Whatever power?

00:54:29.020 I want white power.

00:54:30.160 Third power.

00:54:31.180 Like, exponents.

00:54:32.900 Why can you say black power if not white power?

00:54:34.760 I could swap with your half.

00:54:35.680 Uh, three.

00:54:36.860 I can.

00:54:37.320 I can grip both sides.

00:54:39.060 Can the shooter eat or probably not right now, right?

00:54:41.000 I can give him one to take home.

00:54:42.520 Uh, yeah, we can get him one.

00:54:43.620 Yeah.

00:54:44.440 Uh, let's do four right now.

00:54:46.200 Four?

00:54:46.580 Four doubles.

00:54:47.220 Needles can eat.

00:54:48.780 Mike, I have one request.

00:54:50.260 Yes, sir.

00:54:50.680 No pickles, please.

00:54:51.960 I want pickles on mine, please.

00:54:53.400 Just one with no pickles.

00:54:54.620 Or should I try it?

00:54:55.540 Your style.

00:54:56.880 How about, like, half pickles on it?

00:54:58.440 I would love for you to try with pickles.

00:55:00.220 I'll just do less.

00:55:02.520 Yeah, less.

00:55:03.000 Um, so, not to get too brand-heavy, but basically what you're looking at right now is the conglomeration

00:55:09.380 of four years of eating burgers in every country, Qatar, Saudi, you know, fucking Germany,

00:55:15.220 every...

00:55:15.620 Well, our hometown is the best pizza worldwide.

00:55:17.400 Best pizza in the world, New Haven, Connecticut.

00:55:19.260 Anybody that disagrees with that is...

00:55:21.000 Y'all said that New Haven is where the burger originated.

00:55:22.840 Have you been to that restaurant?

00:55:23.600 Yeah, we have lunch.

00:55:23.920 They have, like, the old 18-month-old.

00:55:25.080 I rated, I gave them, like, a 4.6.

00:55:26.860 You don't like it?

00:55:27.780 You can't even put any toppings on it.

00:55:29.880 I know.

00:55:30.140 It's just bread.

00:55:31.100 Bread and a burger.

00:55:31.780 A steamed burger with no cheese on it.

00:55:33.940 And if you even try to put ketchup on it, they yell it.

00:55:36.300 They're really arrogant about their burgers.

00:55:38.260 Good choice.

00:55:38.720 No, I'm just kidding.

00:55:39.340 Yeah, yeah, it is.

00:55:40.540 No, it's the best one.

00:55:41.340 This is a cheat code, bro.

00:55:43.100 Come on.

00:55:43.400 Damn, this is why I didn't realize anybody's ever smashed to our, uh, our proprietary process.

00:55:56.720 Can I smash one?

00:55:57.700 Yeah.

00:55:59.140 I'll let you smash two, okay?

00:56:01.260 I love smashing.

00:56:02.580 All right, so.

00:56:04.440 The trick is you want to go down, twist, and pull.

00:56:08.900 Well, it can take some effort.

00:56:10.080 Do I need a glove?

00:56:10.900 It's going to be easy to set yourself off.

00:56:12.260 Just watch one.

00:56:12.920 Thanks, man.

00:56:13.600 So, like, down, twist, and pull it just like that.

00:56:17.720 Easy.

00:56:18.220 Cool?

00:56:18.760 Yeah, easy.

00:56:19.900 Watch your jacket, bro.

00:56:22.680 That's better.

00:56:23.740 More, more, more, more.

00:56:24.900 Pressure, pressure.

00:56:25.580 You've got to push.

00:56:26.100 Pressure, Sneeko.

00:56:26.800 Pressure.

00:56:27.300 Smash it.

00:56:27.840 Oh!

00:56:28.440 Spin, spin.

00:56:29.140 Pull.

00:56:29.740 Pull off.

00:56:30.160 Pull.

00:56:30.560 Yeah, all right, yeah.

00:56:32.460 One more.

00:56:32.880 One more.

00:56:32.980 That's not bad.

00:56:33.680 Okay, okay.

00:56:34.200 Put a lot of pressure and, like, a spin on it.

00:56:36.080 Put a little spin on it.

00:56:37.120 Yeah.

00:56:37.400 Give it a squirrel.

00:56:39.180 There you go.

00:56:39.620 Now pull.

00:56:40.000 Pull off.

00:56:40.700 Yeah, that one's good.

00:56:41.480 Good.

00:56:41.680 Look at that.

00:56:42.920 So, basically, what happens here is since you, when you smash it, it allows the fat to

00:56:49.700 leak out, and it creates what's called the Maillard reaction, which, which basically

00:56:54.120 The Maillard reaction?

00:56:55.220 Yeah, basically.

00:56:55.900 It just, it turns into a porn star, basically.

00:56:58.080 Nice, bro.

00:56:59.000 No, it hardens the fat, and it allows the fat to render around the meat, which locks in,

00:57:03.620 like, a lot of flavor, and really allows it to, like, become the best possible meat that

00:57:07.560 it can.

00:57:07.700 It's basically, like, taking Viagra for the meat.

00:57:09.540 Okay.

00:57:10.300 How do you know all this about burger?

00:57:11.500 Because I really studied the shit.

00:57:13.720 A little caramelization, it gives a little sweetness, too.

00:57:15.920 Correct.

00:57:16.420 It's good.

00:57:17.240 Have you taken Viagra before?

00:57:18.940 Oh, yeah.

00:57:19.280 Well, I'm a blue chute.

00:57:20.080 I promote blue chute.

00:57:21.140 Oh, okay.

00:57:21.740 Which is my favorite thing in the world.

00:57:23.120 I'm 39.

00:57:23.700 Don't take it.

00:57:24.200 I'm 39 years old.

00:57:25.020 If you're, oh, let me say this.

00:57:26.540 Nah, actually, I'm not going to say this.

00:57:27.360 No, say it, say it, say it.

00:57:27.980 No, no, no, say it, say it.

00:57:29.220 I'm 39 years old.

00:57:30.180 It makes sense for me.

00:57:31.100 Maybe it makes sense for other people.

00:57:33.160 We'll just leave it at that.

00:57:34.000 39.

00:57:34.520 I mean, you can work out, eat some steak, you know?

00:57:36.400 By the way, I do any cleaning.

00:57:39.340 I mean, yeah.

00:57:41.860 I don't know really what to say about it, dude.

00:57:43.860 I love it.

00:57:44.520 You want to know what it is?

00:57:45.700 What?

00:57:45.900 It's a performance enhancer.

00:57:47.500 And the problem nowadays is this.

00:57:49.260 Your competition is bringing it to the bedroom.

00:57:51.280 So, he's taking steroids to fuck porn stars.

00:57:55.920 Well, not porn stars, but not anymore, man.

00:57:57.900 You're a changed man.

00:57:59.060 You're a changed man.

00:58:00.480 I saw you met your girl in the club.

00:58:02.060 That's what you said.

00:58:03.080 Well, I met her, yeah, I met her out in a lounge setting.

00:58:08.400 It was not representative of the things that either of us do anymore, but it just went out

00:58:12.720 of the club.

00:58:13.600 Yeah.

00:58:14.020 Well, no, because she wasn't there anyway.

00:58:16.160 She just was out that one night.

00:58:17.400 For a birthday.

00:58:17.680 I know her squad.

00:58:19.700 Birthday party?

00:58:20.660 No, she was there with the Nell boys.

00:58:22.580 Oh, no.

00:58:22.820 No, I'm just kidding.

00:58:23.460 I'm kidding.

00:58:24.340 I'm kidding.

00:58:24.520 I'm kidding.

00:58:25.180 Shout out to the Nell boys.

00:58:26.340 Kyle.

00:58:27.400 Steve Will Do It, the nicest person in the fucking world.

00:58:29.520 I love you.

00:58:30.080 And my guy, Salim.

00:58:30.960 You can't forget.

00:58:31.420 Salim, of course.

00:58:32.060 My person brother, Salim.

00:58:36.080 Chad, I'm not going to lie.

00:58:36.940 Sometimes you see me argue with Mike on Twitter.

00:58:38.960 I've hung out with him a couple times.

00:58:40.380 Like, I've seen him.

00:58:41.900 We were out at Tao that one night.

00:58:43.460 Yeah, we'll yap on Twitter, and then we'll be like, hey, man, what's going on?

00:58:46.540 It's just topical discussion, you know?

00:58:48.520 So, that's a secret sauce right there.

00:58:49.980 Like, that Jackson made himself.

00:58:51.940 What is it, Tartare?

00:58:53.260 Nah, nah, nah.

00:58:54.780 That one actually is proprietary.

00:58:56.500 It's Thousand Island.

00:58:57.440 Like, I know this seems kind of, like, jokey right now, but there's, like, there's money

00:59:00.860 involved in the brand.

00:59:02.040 Fucking Saudis are involved with the brand.

00:59:03.860 What the?

00:59:04.440 This is Saudi investors here?

00:59:05.720 Yeah, that's right.

00:59:06.800 So, go light on one of them.

00:59:07.920 The next one's going to be...

00:59:09.000 No, no, pickles on the fourth one.

00:59:10.180 No, no.

00:59:10.440 You can put, like, half pickles.

00:59:12.300 Half pickles?

00:59:12.880 Yeah, he wants me to try it with pickles.

00:59:15.440 Read chat.

00:59:15.980 I'm reading the chat, bro.

00:59:16.820 You guys are saying anything.

00:59:17.640 Food looks good.

00:59:20.300 I can't...

00:59:20.560 Yeah, the burgers look really good here.

00:59:21.600 Oh, yeah.

00:59:21.880 Can we get a close-up?

00:59:23.180 Like, really...

00:59:23.540 Jack, wait one sec, Jack.

00:59:24.680 So, get, like, even with it a little bit.

00:59:26.300 Like, bring the camera, the back of it down, and Jackson, get that squash on there.

00:59:29.180 So, the trays never made it.

00:59:38.120 My branding is not going to happen, I guess.

00:59:40.100 Oh, just give them small plates.

00:59:41.180 Wait, I don't want to read this.

00:59:41.940 Is this true?

00:59:42.760 Let's see.

00:59:45.560 Let's see.

00:59:45.840 I don't know.

00:59:48.160 They've had, like...

00:59:48.840 They've had some, like, weird back-and-forth a little bit.

00:59:51.820 You're not a beefy, drama-type person.

00:59:53.500 I'm not either, really, bro.

00:59:54.120 I don't really do it, bro.

00:59:54.980 I really...

00:59:55.700 I really...

00:59:56.000 Even when you snake me and then go to a Zionist stream instead of mine, like, I don't even,

00:59:59.060 like, get mad about it.

00:59:59.860 You know, I just kind of just, like, you know...

01:00:01.060 It is what it is, man.

01:00:02.400 Is he really even Jewish, bro?

01:00:03.940 I'm just joking.

01:00:04.460 Does he even practice?

01:00:06.660 I mean...

01:00:08.060 Well, also, it seems like you guys are...

01:00:09.740 You and Aiden are friends, right?

01:00:11.140 You guys are...

01:00:11.660 Or not friends.

01:00:12.500 You guys are, like, cordial or what?

01:00:13.880 I thought so.

01:00:14.980 And then what happened?

01:00:16.540 Then he stole you.

01:00:17.480 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

01:00:18.420 He stole my mic screen.

01:00:19.180 Because he knew...

01:00:19.780 Because he knew that I was going to do it today anyway.

01:00:21.920 Thanks, man.

01:00:22.660 Which one was the low-on-pickles one?

01:00:25.340 This one right here.

01:00:25.960 You're sure?

01:00:26.520 Yeah.

01:00:28.380 Bro, this looks fucking insane.

01:00:31.120 I mean, I'll eat it with you guys.

01:00:32.460 Are you eating it here?

01:00:32.860 Yeah.

01:00:33.240 Yeah, it's up to see.

01:00:34.040 Oh, you want to sit down?

01:00:34.740 All right.

01:00:34.940 Yeah.

01:00:35.520 Oh, and Jackson, you got fries, too?

01:00:37.780 Okay, cool.

01:00:41.060 Mind if I get a bed, too?

01:00:42.140 I'm really thirsty.

01:00:42.720 We probably...

01:00:44.640 You guys, if you want to, like, act up a little bit...

01:00:47.640 No, I was going to say, if you want to act up, we actually go outside.

01:00:50.120 If you want to, like, get louder or whatever.

01:00:53.740 Riskier, we might get swatted or someone might make you a problem.

01:00:56.060 Oh, yeah?

01:00:56.560 Okay.

01:00:57.320 Mike's not used to streaming.

01:00:58.940 Not anymore.

01:01:00.000 When I grab a Sprite, it's a very different environment.

01:01:01.840 You might ever grab a Sprite.

01:01:04.660 What's going on, man?

01:01:05.480 I love your videos, bro.

01:01:06.360 I don't know if you want to start with that vision.

01:01:08.100 Wait, wait, pull up, pull up.

01:01:09.080 You're glad that you haven't built a girl?

01:01:10.280 Why?

01:01:10.640 I don't like it, bro.

01:01:11.600 It's the only time to...

01:01:12.600 Yeah, you can't date a sex worker.

01:01:14.540 Tell that to Mike, man.

01:01:16.060 See what's popping, bro.

01:01:16.900 Yeah, we're ready to...

01:01:17.600 Yeah, I didn't try it yet.

01:01:18.360 The past, bro, you know?

01:01:19.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:22.900 But they asked to take a picture, and they just, like, hold it out, like, thinking someone's

01:01:25.600 going to pick it up.

01:01:26.260 Niko, sit down so we can eat.

01:01:30.520 I know.

01:01:30.840 Let me get a Sprite.

01:01:31.380 Give me a sec.

01:01:33.720 All right.

01:01:34.100 Good to meet you, man.

01:01:34.840 You want to?

01:01:35.380 What's your?

01:01:36.060 No, yeah.

01:01:40.280 What's your ETA?

01:01:43.500 Okay, cool.

01:01:44.100 Do you want me to fire up?

01:01:44.820 Do you want me to take two burgers with you, right?

01:01:47.300 Buy the time.

01:01:47.840 Buy the time.

01:01:48.580 Buy the time.

01:01:49.720 Buy the time.

01:01:50.220 You want a Sprite?

01:01:51.640 You want a drink?

01:01:52.480 Bev?

01:01:53.540 Drink?

01:01:54.000 Do they have Sweet Tea here?

01:01:55.100 Probably not, right?

01:01:55.820 Water.

01:01:57.260 Water.

01:01:57.700 If they don't have Sweet Tea, just grab a water.

01:01:59.400 Okay.

01:02:00.680 Thank you.

01:02:02.600 Bro, I'm so hungry.

01:02:04.340 I have to wait for them to do this food review.

01:02:06.760 I haven't eaten in, like, nine hours.

01:02:08.600 I can take this?

01:02:09.200 Okay, just waiting to give you a proper rating on this burger.

01:02:11.960 It looks good.

01:02:12.860 Let's do the Mike Malak review.

01:02:14.440 So, in here, we got two nicely smashed burgers.

01:02:17.900 Oh, look at that melted cheese.

01:02:19.740 Perfect level.

01:02:20.600 You got the butter on the bread.

01:02:23.280 Okay, you got the sauce.

01:02:24.420 The 10 out of 10 burger sauce with pickles.

01:02:27.480 Not enough pickles on this.

01:02:28.420 I don't know why they only put one.

01:02:29.700 You don't.

01:02:30.380 But they got a special dressing, too, and some caramelized onions.

01:02:36.100 Nice description, bro.

01:02:39.140 That's a good fucking burger.

01:02:41.160 Asking per pics is so good.

01:02:42.400 Hey, Chad, I've asked for pizza.

01:02:43.380 That's a good fucking burger, Mike.

01:02:44.760 It's good?

01:02:45.320 Yeah, that is a good burger.

01:02:46.160 Cheers, Mike.

01:02:46.820 Yeah, brother.

01:02:48.280 Wow.

01:02:48.640 To eat in beef, not participating in it.

01:02:52.380 I like that.

01:02:53.180 I like that.

01:02:54.340 Oh, my God.

01:03:01.540 Is this the one I smashed?

01:03:03.200 It might be.

01:03:04.280 It might be.

01:03:05.020 It's good.

01:03:07.340 Very good.

01:03:08.020 I'm getting hungry.

01:03:11.840 Stop that.

01:03:12.300 What are you guys eating today?

01:03:14.800 Yeah, so I'm going to be opening some of these in the States.

01:03:19.300 Oh, you want a real base person that you could ask all those wild questions to?

01:03:24.980 It's this guy.

01:03:26.060 That's my videographer.

01:03:27.100 He'll literally answer.

01:03:28.420 Oh, yeah.

01:03:29.160 Oh, yeah.

01:03:29.580 He's against the same kind of people that you are.

01:03:32.100 What are we talking about?

01:03:33.420 Ask me any questions.

01:03:34.240 Where are you from in the world?

01:03:35.640 Well, I have a lot of tests.

01:03:36.980 But, like, just in general?

01:03:38.200 Mike, you don't see the grift right now.

01:03:39.840 I'm trying to, like, appeal more to normies, so I'm, like, very strategic when I talk about

01:03:44.260 controversial subjects.

01:03:45.280 If you ask me, he's more controversial than you are.

01:03:48.240 Okay, who controls the world?

01:03:50.520 Oh, he might not.

01:03:51.180 Not Biden right now.

01:03:52.780 Not the government.

01:03:53.580 There's definitely a higher, like, circle.

01:03:55.540 Who is it?

01:03:56.760 Well, it's not the Illuminati, but something like that.

01:04:00.200 Who?

01:04:00.880 I don't know.

01:04:01.520 Do you have a name?

01:04:02.840 Oh, yeah.

01:04:03.600 Who is it?

01:04:04.800 He's looking for a certain answer.

01:04:06.660 Who's the guy?

01:04:07.460 No, it's not a guy.

01:04:08.940 Oh, Mike knows.

01:04:11.420 It's okay.

01:04:12.200 It's okay.

01:04:13.320 I thought you said he would.

01:04:14.520 He would not.

01:04:15.480 That one, he might have.

01:04:16.540 Well, you've got to keep in mind, he's German, so making that joke is like a double win.

01:04:22.180 No, their laws are actually fucked.

01:04:24.260 Oh, yeah.

01:04:24.640 If they crack a joke, they go to jail.

01:04:25.760 No, legit.

01:04:26.360 In Germany, if he said that in Germany, he would go to jail.

01:04:28.440 You can't deny certain world events or else you go to jail.

01:04:31.520 He's in Argentina.

01:04:32.500 That's why the women are so beautiful.

01:04:33.600 I don't know about that.

01:04:34.300 In South America.

01:04:35.640 Mike, can we get this guy to make more burgers by chance?

01:04:37.600 Do I know.

01:04:38.060 Oh, my God.

01:04:39.080 Thank you, bro.

01:04:39.940 Yeah, it's a special product, bro.

01:04:41.360 Honestly.

01:04:42.520 We worked really hard on it.

01:04:44.340 So, what is this?

01:04:46.240 You're like an investor at this restaurant?

01:04:48.260 No, no.

01:04:48.900 This, Tenzen Burger is my brand.

01:04:52.600 And right now, we're just bringing it all over.

01:04:54.960 It's going to be like the main flagship, like, eatery for Rolling Loud.

01:05:00.200 So, we'll be able to roll up 20 feet in the space of Rolling Loud.

01:05:05.000 The next, uh...

01:05:06.620 Liquid Death, that's the water at Rolling Loud, right?

01:05:08.620 What did you say?

01:05:09.080 Liquid Death?

01:05:10.160 I think so, yeah.

01:05:10.880 I see that at the festivals.

01:05:11.880 I'm like, why do they call water Liquid Death?

01:05:13.760 I don't know.

01:05:13.880 It's a good brand.

01:05:15.240 It is.

01:05:15.760 They have good water, too.

01:05:16.660 Why would you not want Liquid Life?

01:05:17.760 Liquid Life would make more sense.

01:05:19.300 Because, well...

01:05:19.860 That sounds better.

01:05:20.580 No, it's a satire.

01:05:22.660 I don't want to have comedy on my drink.

01:05:24.900 But people...

01:05:25.280 Why do you want to have satirical water?

01:05:27.760 I mean, it's in a can.

01:05:28.860 It's water in a can.

01:05:29.820 Weird, you know?

01:05:30.520 It looks like beer.

01:05:31.420 People in America want...

01:05:32.580 Thank you, man.

01:05:33.820 Still, where the fuck is the branding?

01:05:35.960 Do it, David.

01:05:36.580 I'm just scared.

01:05:37.220 Oh, can we...

01:05:37.980 Yeah, can we get it on my net?

01:05:39.840 Let me get a burger sneak.

01:05:45.680 Can you go grab that ketchup?

01:05:47.860 What do you want?

01:05:48.380 How do you want me to give you a burger?

01:05:49.280 What do you want me to do?

01:05:50.260 Yeah, you can dump them if you want.

01:05:53.140 These are the fries.

01:05:53.940 Ten-ten fries.

01:05:55.620 Great fries.

01:05:56.600 Good fries.

01:05:58.640 Looks like a Cajun.

01:06:00.460 Damn, you see me?

01:06:02.080 Me and you got an eating style,

01:06:03.420 and he got an eating style.

01:06:04.460 What's my eating style?

01:06:05.380 Not fat person.

01:06:07.120 Can you call me fat?

01:06:08.000 No, not.

01:06:09.080 Look at us, bro.

01:06:10.860 We're already finished.

01:06:11.860 They have some class.

01:06:12.880 None.

01:06:13.720 Fat Americans, I swear.

01:06:14.720 Literally.

01:06:15.340 I could have had that burger even faster.

01:06:17.800 Wait, so what's going on?

01:06:18.680 So when are you going back to Saudi, bro?

01:06:20.060 That's like my...

01:06:21.900 Did you see...

01:06:22.420 Wait, oh, you didn't see a picture of me?

01:06:23.860 No, I didn't.

01:06:24.320 I was just with the whole squad.

01:06:25.060 Yeah, the third one and everything?

01:06:26.840 Come to Islam.

01:06:28.160 To where?

01:06:28.760 Come to Islam.

01:06:30.520 No, I can't do that.

01:06:31.540 Why?

01:06:33.320 Because I'm a Christian.

01:06:34.540 How many gods are there?

01:06:36.560 One.

01:06:38.200 Alhamdulillah.

01:06:39.100 One god.

01:06:40.560 Alhamdulillah.

01:06:40.740 That's the first step.

01:06:41.420 Dude, listen.

01:06:42.040 That's the first step.

01:06:43.200 Inshallah, we'll all be friends regardless.

01:06:45.120 We are real friends.

01:06:45.920 You're still my brother.

01:06:46.840 That's it.

01:06:47.220 But yeah, Islam, the whole idea.

01:06:48.640 I mean, we're very close, bro.

01:06:49.780 We're very close.

01:06:50.460 We're not that far off.

01:06:51.340 Right.

01:06:52.600 I think I have a god that's a three-part holy trinity.

01:06:57.680 Oh, so I'm just one.

01:06:58.760 Well...

01:06:59.560 Now there's three?

01:07:00.620 Well, Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

01:07:02.620 So there's three or one?

01:07:04.340 It's like if you drive a car, but the engine has a couple different parts to it.

01:07:08.480 But it's one car.

01:07:09.160 Yeah, it's one car.

01:07:10.040 Right.

01:07:10.260 Yeah, one entity made up of three divine...

01:07:13.360 So are there three gods or one god?

01:07:15.980 It's a three-part...

01:07:17.400 Where's George Janko right now?

01:07:18.660 I can't answer this shit, bro.

01:07:20.620 All right, you guys kicked him off.

01:07:24.000 Wait, where is he?

01:07:24.700 I can't see.

01:07:25.900 Oh, Aiden?

01:07:26.320 No, Aiden's...

01:07:27.660 It's fine.

01:07:30.000 So what is your...

01:07:31.120 So what's your guys' plan for the rest of the day?

01:07:32.760 Are you doing...

01:07:33.500 We're about to go meet up with Vitaly afterwards?

01:07:34.980 Oh, my God.

01:07:35.420 What are you guys' thoughts on that whole new reign?

01:07:38.120 I'm not a fan of it.

01:07:38.820 What do you mean by that?

01:07:40.580 I respect Vitaly for his art.

01:07:42.940 I think he's a top-level creative of our time.

01:07:46.920 I mean, I've been watching him for the rest of the day.

01:07:48.520 The way you said that, I'm sorry, it's funny.

01:07:50.940 Like a top-level creative.

01:07:52.220 You described him as like Picasso.

01:07:53.860 Not necessarily an artist, no, but you've got to respect the ability to...

01:07:56.200 100%.

01:07:56.940 He was one of the first...

01:07:59.520 He was one of the earliest prank YouTubers.

01:08:03.460 For sure.

01:08:04.060 Get 10 million subs.

01:08:05.460 You know, that's a very powerful...

01:08:07.100 In fact, one of the earliest, but the fastest to 10 million in all time.

01:08:12.260 So that's got a level of respect.

01:08:13.600 What's who?

01:08:14.340 Who was that?

01:08:14.740 I'm not a fan of the pranking and fucking with people kind of content.

01:08:18.160 Who was the fastest?

01:08:19.100 I was surprised you said that.

01:08:20.040 Fastest was what, Logan Paul?

01:08:22.040 Yeah, fastest from zero to 10 million.

01:08:23.540 Let me ask you a question, Mike.

01:08:24.640 Do you think YouTube is falling off?

01:08:27.100 Yeah.

01:08:27.920 I don't think YouTube...

01:08:28.580 I do.

01:08:29.160 I do.

01:08:29.480 Let me say this.

01:08:30.120 I think it's falling off in terms of...

01:08:34.900 I think there's always going to be a group of people that will go there.

01:08:39.540 But then there was also a bunch of other groups that would go there and other places.

01:08:43.420 And those groups are all gone now.

01:08:45.100 They're on Kik.

01:08:45.760 They're on Twitch.

01:08:46.580 They're on Rumble.

01:08:47.900 That portion of it has been democratized.

01:08:50.760 But there will always be a core YouTube audience that's really, really large.

01:08:55.220 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:55.780 But the era of people tuning into YouTubers is kind of over.

01:08:59.460 Okay, okay.

01:08:59.880 Remember when you used to watch subscriptions?

01:09:01.920 You'd be like, oh, which YouTubers posted?

01:09:03.280 Now you...

01:09:04.260 It's mostly like you follow a creator across social media platforms.

01:09:07.320 But that might also just be...

01:09:08.540 That might...

01:09:09.000 Yeah.

01:09:09.520 But that also might partially be just you.

01:09:11.240 Some people go to YouTube for the algorithm and they scroll through to see what's there.

01:09:14.380 I know.

01:09:14.540 But they don't look at subscriptions anymore.

01:09:16.240 That was very 2012.

01:09:17.480 People do.

01:09:17.820 I have a lot of friends that look at subscriptions.

01:09:19.060 I've asked them for the purpose of research.

01:09:21.040 I think the era of fake YouTubers is falling off.

01:09:23.660 The retention hacking era is going away.

01:09:25.780 That people want to watch real content.

01:09:27.160 Do you think I'm the last vlogger?

01:09:28.920 Yeah.

01:09:29.160 Who's really...

01:09:29.760 I was thinking that you...

01:09:30.720 I've been seeing your night shift stuff.

01:09:31.900 Like, I don't think anybody else is really doing it.

01:09:34.240 Still doing it.

01:09:34.320 It's not yours, huh?

01:09:35.380 Oh, yeah.

01:09:35.780 He came on and kind of like...

01:09:37.900 He basically has my strategy from 20...

01:09:40.980 And there's still Loaf in there.

01:09:42.000 Which...

01:09:42.200 But his stuff...

01:09:43.280 Loaf is amazing.

01:09:44.420 Loaf is hilarious.

01:09:45.400 And he's crushing it.

01:09:46.280 And Nick...

01:09:46.860 Loaf is certainly a vlogger.

01:09:48.040 He's not...

01:09:48.820 Yeah, he's like more of like a prankster.

01:09:50.640 Yeah.

01:09:51.000 My point is...

01:09:52.060 I haven't...

01:09:52.520 I haven't watched a YouTube video.

01:09:54.320 And when I mean YouTube, I mean like...

01:09:55.820 Hey, guys.

01:09:56.220 Welcome back.

01:09:57.060 Like and subscribe.

01:09:57.820 Well, I haven't watched one of those in years.

01:09:59.920 I say that...

01:10:00.780 Oh, so you're just saying you don't watch...

01:10:01.920 Okay.

01:10:02.260 No, no.

01:10:02.560 But people...

01:10:03.060 People watch clips, right?

01:10:04.560 Yeah, I don't watch your videos.

01:10:05.300 I'm going to be like...

01:10:05.680 I don't have time to watch vlogs.

01:10:06.880 I watch clips.

01:10:07.500 I see your stuff pop up.

01:10:08.660 But I'm not going to watch a video.

01:10:09.660 Because if you have time to watch...

01:10:11.600 If you have time to watch...

01:10:12.840 Do you watch streams or not?

01:10:13.940 No, you just make content, right?

01:10:16.220 I will sometimes.

01:10:17.240 But it's mostly to see like what's going on.

01:10:18.780 It's to get ideas for future streams.

01:10:20.200 I would consider it work.

01:10:24.320 Because a lot of people that watch my shit tell me that they don't...

01:10:27.000 They don't have time to watch streams.

01:10:28.580 And they want the compact format where they can see something in like 15 minutes.

01:10:32.800 Clips.

01:10:32.980 And just get out.

01:10:33.680 Clips.

01:10:34.460 Even 15 minutes is too long.

01:10:36.420 It's 10 seconds now.

01:10:37.340 But I've been in a...

01:10:38.000 I'm just in a weird spot in general, bro.

01:10:39.760 I haven't had a really strong evolution in like a while.

01:10:43.500 And I've been...

01:10:44.560 The content that I'm making right now makes me happy.

01:10:46.720 Because I love traveling and like meeting people and shit.

01:10:48.740 But like...

01:10:49.040 Yeah.

01:10:49.740 It also is exhausting.

01:10:51.500 Like I said...

01:10:52.200 That's a little evolution.

01:10:53.980 You love doing crazy shit, bro.

01:10:55.780 Yeah.

01:10:55.880 But like it's not scary.

01:10:56.980 Like if we go to the slums of Kenya, you know, we're safe.

01:10:59.720 We just pay him 50 bucks.

01:11:01.020 I don't want to do that.

01:11:02.120 I'm saying he always wants to go to the ghetto and like...

01:11:04.480 He wants to shoot heroin and stuff.

01:11:05.600 I don't want to do that.

01:11:05.740 I was already there.

01:11:06.580 I lived there and I didn't have a choice.

01:11:08.000 He got out of that life.

01:11:08.840 Slums of America are different.

01:11:10.480 Yeah.

01:11:10.720 They're better.

01:11:12.540 How long have you been sober now?

01:11:14.920 13 years.

01:11:16.460 Got it.

01:11:16.560 No, wait.

01:11:17.200 January 23rd.

01:11:18.700 Sorry.

01:11:19.080 June 23rd, 2010.

01:11:21.180 So almost 14 years.

01:11:23.240 Wow.

01:11:23.940 Yeah.

01:11:24.520 But you never once like, you know, just snuck it for a quick time.

01:11:26.740 No, no, no.

01:11:28.160 No.

01:11:28.400 Believe him.

01:11:28.820 But I've been really honest about my like ons and offs with like booze and stuff like

01:11:35.940 that.

01:11:36.400 But I just...

01:11:37.000 I'll never touch a narcotic or like any of that for the rest of my life.

01:11:40.480 No, I can't smoke weed.

01:11:41.340 It fucks my mind.

01:11:42.460 Yeah, me too.

01:11:42.940 Even thinking about smoking weed right now makes me paranoid.

01:11:44.900 Me too.

01:11:45.400 It makes me really paranoid.

01:11:47.220 I used to be...

01:11:47.800 I used to smoke weed 10 years.

01:11:48.980 Like I can't even think about doing weed.

01:11:50.040 Isn't that weird?

01:11:50.660 Because I burned my whole like high school career.

01:11:52.900 I used to smoke...

01:11:53.280 We used to smoke ounces of weed all fucking day.

01:11:54.900 And now if I take two hits, the voice...

01:11:57.160 Like I start hearing...

01:11:58.000 Like not like hearing shit, but yeah.

01:11:59.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:00.140 It is.

01:12:00.480 You are hearing shit.

01:12:01.200 But it turns people a lot of...

01:12:02.760 It turns people schizophrenic that you are hearing voices.

01:12:04.820 Or manic or whatever.

01:12:05.760 Yeah, absolutely.

01:12:06.300 I don't hear voices.

01:12:06.980 I get my stomach to start hurting.

01:12:09.020 Really?

01:12:09.300 It's supposed to make you feel better.

01:12:10.100 I get creative when I smoke weed.

01:12:11.460 I write the best videos.

01:12:12.760 I think like...

01:12:13.420 I think like I'm more likely to do a little psilocybin than...

01:12:17.980 You mean shrooms, Chad.

01:12:18.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:18.940 That's like the nerd way of saying shrooms.

01:12:20.120 Correct, correct.

01:12:20.740 That's like that.

01:12:21.260 No, it's classy.

01:12:22.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:22.620 It's like the smart way.

01:12:24.040 Psilocybin.

01:12:24.540 Well, because if you do that in the right setting, it can be a very eye-opening and awakening

01:12:28.320 and like elevating experience, like you could actually like set some intentions, learn a

01:12:32.420 little bit about yourself, like creatively, like...

01:12:34.540 I have, honestly.

01:12:35.620 I don't recommend it, but I have learned it.

01:12:37.020 Yeah, no, I'm not recommending it to anybody either, but I mean, I just...

01:12:39.780 What would you recommend people like to get sober?

01:12:41.720 Because I'm going to be honest, I've tried everything.

01:12:43.960 Sobriety is the best.

01:12:45.780 Oh, why to get sober?

01:12:47.620 Feeling healthy.

01:12:48.260 Not why, but how do you recommend people get out of that?

01:12:51.020 Like get out of the...

01:12:51.800 Working out is number one.

01:12:54.920 That's like literally when I talk to people about it all the time.

01:12:57.140 Like health and fitness is number one.

01:12:58.860 Fitness is the first step to greatness.

01:13:01.060 Like I'm in the gym.

01:13:02.160 You're seeing me eat like shit, but generally I don't eat this kind of stuff.

01:13:04.820 I eat, you know, raw foods, chickens, rice, that type of stuff.

01:13:08.920 And I'm in the gym every day.

01:13:10.420 If any day I don't go to the gym is the worst day of my life.

01:13:13.000 I feel terrible.

01:13:14.280 I have severe anxiety.

01:13:16.120 And any day I work out, I was at the gym today.

01:13:18.140 I'm having a great day.

01:13:19.760 So, yeah, I would say number one is being in the gym and working out.

01:13:25.460 I agree.

01:13:25.820 And trying, Chipper.

01:13:27.480 I think people who like fall into that like habitual lifestyle of like using drugs and

01:13:32.580 alcohol and stuff, they don't see a lot for themselves.

01:13:35.060 They don't see possibilities for themselves.

01:13:36.940 They don't have plans.

01:13:37.660 What did you say?

01:13:38.200 They don't have plans.

01:13:38.700 It's not even that because I didn't have plans.

01:13:41.080 But I at least had hope that I could do something.

01:13:44.800 And what I started to do was just try stuff.

01:13:46.720 I got enough money together to buy a camera and I started taking pictures of stuff.

01:13:50.100 And then somebody, this is a kind of funny story from my book, but I was just taking

01:13:53.820 pictures at the beach one day and some girl came up to me and she was like, could you

01:13:56.180 take photos at a wedding?

01:13:57.080 And I was like, what do you mean?

01:13:58.060 I'm the like utmost Connecticut wedding photographer.

01:14:00.780 And they were like, well, how much do you cost?

01:14:02.240 And I was like, what's your budget?

01:14:03.080 Like, I just flip it back on them every time.

01:14:05.000 Did a couple of weddings, bought a drone, started flying the drone around.

01:14:08.040 Somebody came up to me and said, yo, can you fly that drone over my wedding?

01:14:11.020 And I was like, yeah, I'm the Connecticut's biggest aerial wedding videographer.

01:14:14.960 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:15.520 Kept just running.

01:14:16.160 That's how I started too.

01:14:16.960 That's how you get to make it, bro.

01:14:18.060 Before YouTube, yeah.

01:14:19.220 Yeah.

01:14:19.880 Just trying stuff.

01:14:20.800 I think people out there like, what do you, what do you like doing?

01:14:22.960 What are you passionate about?

01:14:23.900 What makes you happy?

01:14:24.780 You know, there's a bunch of young men watching this, this stream right now who have no idea

01:14:28.980 what they want to do with their lives.

01:14:29.980 Like I advise them to try shit, you know, try, try stuff that ignites them.

01:14:33.940 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:35.180 Cause then you start to put together a toolbox.

01:14:36.900 Like you learned all about social media.

01:14:38.360 You learned all about this.

01:14:39.460 You learned all about that.

01:14:40.440 And when it got time to become a streamer and to make content, you had a toolbox, a toolkit of,

01:14:44.400 I know how to use Instagram.

01:14:45.780 I know how to use Instagram.

01:14:46.380 I learned every aspect of social media before I really got good at it.

01:14:49.060 Yeah.

01:14:49.480 Editing, behind the scenes, algorithm.

01:14:51.440 All of it.

01:14:52.160 Scripting, filming.

01:14:53.240 I did everything before.

01:14:54.360 I edited all my own videos for three years.

01:14:56.340 I still edit.

01:14:57.000 I still edit.

01:14:57.660 He knows.

01:14:58.140 I get cuts back that are too long and I edit them down.

01:15:00.540 I do all my own brand sponsorships.

01:15:01.980 I review all my own contracts.

01:15:03.560 I don't have a real manager.

01:15:05.980 You know, I do everything on my own.

01:15:07.160 I know how to do everything from A to Z.

01:15:10.200 You don't have a handler?

01:15:12.020 Well, yeah.

01:15:12.680 Yeah, that's, but that's, I can't talk about that, unfortunately.

01:15:16.140 Oh, wow.

01:15:16.700 Susan will.

01:15:17.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:19.320 Wait, I didn't think you were going to be honest about that.

01:15:21.100 What the hell?

01:15:22.840 Bro, that whole side of shit is funny.

01:15:25.740 Like, I think both of us can really just, like, laugh about it.

01:15:28.380 Like, it's the dumbest shit.

01:15:30.840 It's the dumbest shit.

01:15:31.640 I mean, I'm sure the highest level of it is you probably will see things happen that

01:15:35.800 are beneficial to the brands, right?

01:15:40.220 And so if you consider the brands to be a handler, like, yo, you might put out a brand

01:15:43.520 in a few years and you may slightly pull back some of your rhetoric.

01:15:47.460 I've seen it a hundred times.

01:15:48.720 So does that mean you have a handler?

01:15:50.420 You're your own handler.

01:15:51.480 You want to succeed.

01:15:52.140 You want to do what you want to do to continue to spread the core message.

01:15:55.740 And some of your fringe shit that you say might, you might get sick of it.

01:15:58.700 You might be like, yo, I don't want to talk about transgenders.

01:16:00.620 I don't want to talk about this anymore.

01:16:01.600 Between doing it because you don't want to versus doing it because someone told you.

01:16:05.240 There's never been one person.

01:16:07.300 There's never been a YouTube.

01:16:08.340 YouTube.

01:16:09.520 So you don't have a Susan blog that you don't go to rituals and, like, do you go to the

01:16:13.180 meetings with the cloaks?

01:16:14.160 Yeah, that I do.

01:16:15.080 Can you tell Susan to unban me on YouTube?

01:16:16.900 Like, people say I'm a cloud chaser and I don't have access to the big problem.

01:16:19.580 Are you banned on YouTube still?

01:16:20.400 What the?

01:16:21.480 Like, I've been there for a year and a half.

01:16:22.660 Yeah, so, like, I have a rep.

01:16:24.420 I have a YouTube rep.

01:16:25.260 It's the same rep that did.

01:16:26.060 You didn't know that I was banned?

01:16:28.140 Maybe I did, yeah.

01:16:29.260 But you've been, bro, you've been a streamer for so long.

01:16:31.780 Yeah, I've been on.

01:16:32.340 Like, are you serious?

01:16:33.320 It's crazy to me that people say that, like, oh, look, Sneeko just says stuff for clout.

01:16:37.660 Bro, I've been banned on YouTube for a year and a half.

01:16:39.800 I got reinstated on Twitter because of Elon Musk.

01:16:41.520 I was banned on Twitch.

01:16:42.520 I'm banned on TikTok currently.

01:16:43.780 Yeah, I know about some of those.

01:16:45.040 I'm white.

01:16:45.200 I forgot about YouTube.

01:16:46.240 I'm white.

01:16:46.940 Well, I mean, bro, like, let's talk about it in terms of, like.

01:16:50.180 How do people not know this?

01:16:51.060 Well, I might have forgot.

01:16:51.860 But let's go back up a level to, like, Tate.

01:16:53.800 I don't know, up a level.

01:16:54.720 Let's just go to Tate.

01:16:55.400 What the fuck, Mike?

01:16:56.280 Let's go up a level of Logan Paul.

01:16:57.840 Well, you're right.

01:16:58.820 No, but you're right.

01:16:59.380 But, like, let's go to Tate for a second, right?

01:17:00.920 Like, he, you see with Tate 2.0, he very much has changed a lot of his rhetoric, bro.

01:17:06.440 He's not saying the same shit that he once was.

01:17:08.220 He doesn't change the rhetoric.

01:17:09.840 You don't think he has it at all?

01:17:11.060 I disagree.

01:17:12.280 I think he's much less fiery now because he hasn't.

01:17:14.840 That's not changing the rhetoric.

01:17:15.740 That's just changing the sense of humor.

01:17:17.480 Rhetoric is different than comedy.

01:17:19.060 This is an interesting conversation.

01:17:20.280 I think it's an interesting conversation because if, if, to be able to, to be able to mask

01:17:25.100 everything with humor is, is, I don't know, it just feels lazy to me.

01:17:28.820 I think, like, any, it's basically, like, you go up to, um, you get in a fight with your

01:17:33.020 spouse and you're like, whatever, fuck you whore, get back in the kitchen.

01:17:36.960 And, like, you, but, like, but, like, say you say something, or, like, say you say something

01:17:40.760 that really hurts her, then you're just like, I was, I was joking, eventually that armor

01:17:45.160 is going to wear off and she's going to leave.

01:17:47.240 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:47.860 And, like, eventually she's going to, she's, do you know what I'm saying?

01:17:50.360 Like, it's, I don't think, I don't think Tate's changed his joking.

01:17:53.400 I think he knows he has an audience now and he doesn't have to say a lot of the inflammatory

01:17:56.220 shit that he once said.

01:17:57.340 So you're saying you say things to get an audience and then afterwards you simplify it?

01:18:00.300 To an extent.

01:18:01.420 Or, or, or, or the way he said it, the way he approached it.

01:18:05.280 Things he might still be saying the same thing, but he's saying it in a different way that's

01:18:08.120 maybe a little bit more relaxed.

01:18:09.620 But your, your comedy and your sense of humor changes when you have a bigger audience.

01:18:13.100 When more people are looking up to you, you can't have the same sort of jokes.

01:18:16.020 When you're that influential and you can change an election, you can change the zeitgeist

01:18:20.140 with just the podcast.

01:18:21.520 You have to be more strategic about it.

01:18:23.280 It's not like you have a handler.

01:18:25.260 It's just a different responsibility.

01:18:27.920 So do you think that he started to change the way he spoke because of what happened?

01:18:32.180 Because he was arrested and stuff like that?

01:18:35.540 Yeah, that's, that's part of it.

01:18:37.020 My point is like when you have that many people listening to you, you just can't like when

01:18:42.260 you're, when the camera's off, like I'm going to say racial slurs with you and then you,

01:18:45.260 you won't say it on a podcast.

01:18:47.360 You see the difference with me is.

01:18:48.540 That's not changing your rhetoric.

01:18:49.600 That's just changing your sense of humor.

01:18:50.440 Like when the camera's off, I'm going to call him a racial, like I'm going to say.

01:18:53.040 On camera versus off camera.

01:18:54.060 The difference with me is like, I, I, this is exactly who I am off.

01:18:57.960 Like, like I'm one of the only people, not one of the only people.

01:19:00.320 So off camera, you still think there's four genders?

01:19:02.520 No, I told you my thoughts on it.

01:19:03.760 Those are my real thoughts.

01:19:04.600 In my house, in my household, you know what I'm saying?

01:19:09.880 Like, that's how my kids will be raised.

01:19:11.180 Like he, he knows that we talk about it.

01:19:12.660 I'm what you get right now sitting down is exactly the person that Logan gets, exactly

01:19:16.900 the person he gets, exactly the person my parents get.

01:19:18.880 I'm the same exact person.

01:19:19.900 So you're not racist on camera?

01:19:20.980 No, not at all.

01:19:21.780 I have no racist.

01:19:22.580 Racist is one thing that like I have no, I, I wouldn't even know where to start with

01:19:26.380 that, bro.

01:19:26.760 Can I ask you a question?

01:19:27.860 If you're racist to every race, are you really racist?

01:19:30.360 No, you're not.

01:19:30.920 That's a quality.

01:19:31.780 That's a good, I mean, that's a good point.

01:19:33.140 That is a good point.

01:19:33.980 That's a good point.

01:19:34.960 And by the way, like, do I think that, do I think that jokes in that department are

01:19:40.360 like too far or something like that?

01:19:41.560 Hell no.

01:19:42.300 They're hilarious, bro.

01:19:43.540 I laugh at all that shit, but I personally.

01:19:45.580 Why don't you do it?

01:19:46.240 Because I'm not a, I'm not, I don't consider myself to be like a standup comedian.

01:19:49.300 What do you consider yourself?

01:19:51.080 Um, first and foremost, just like a, it's weird.

01:19:55.880 I have a ton of responsibility because of my book, bro.

01:19:58.140 Like my book was like, I think, I think a lot of people don't really understand how impactful

01:20:01.820 I would say I have the best selling book to ever come out of the creative, creator sphere.

01:20:06.200 So you're an author?

01:20:07.100 For sure.

01:20:07.660 Talk about how many you've sold.

01:20:09.640 Um, probably about 250,000 copies.

01:20:12.980 I would say.

01:20:13.600 Yeah.

01:20:13.840 I've sold a shit ton.

01:20:14.660 I have one of the highest rated books in Amazon and audible history.

01:20:17.700 No, no, no, no.

01:20:20.600 Hard copies, audible and ebook.

01:20:23.260 Um, but I mean, like, like, like I posted this clip, uh, yesterday and this is like a

01:20:27.460 side of things that a lot of people don't see or choose not to see because of my relationship

01:20:31.260 with certain people or like what kind of content I make.

01:20:33.160 But like, this happens to me pretty, pretty often.

01:20:35.540 So like, I don't know if you can see this.

01:20:37.520 You probably have to get in here.

01:20:38.300 I just broke up with my girlfriend.

01:20:41.000 I'm f***ing dying, man.

01:20:42.440 I don't know.

01:20:42.960 This clip.

01:20:44.340 I literally, I ran away from the old street.

01:20:47.280 I'm insane, man.

01:20:48.180 I'm struggling with addiction.

01:20:49.680 I read a real book, so...

01:20:51.240 W Blaze.

01:20:53.900 Those moments are always very special for me.

01:20:56.440 Anytime I run into you guys and something I said on the podcast or in the blog around

01:20:59.940 this video is coming to, it's always like a big moment for me.

01:21:02.180 It's cool to make an impact.

01:21:03.400 Anybody else watching this right now who's struggling, having a tough time, going through a break

01:21:07.640 job, going through family problems, addiction, mental illness, I did that stuff.

01:21:11.080 Just keep going, bro.

01:21:11.980 Go ahead, say go.

01:21:12.500 I said anybody that's going through a breakup.

01:21:14.180 But yeah.

01:21:14.520 You're like the influencer for heroin addicts.

01:21:16.420 Yeah.

01:21:16.740 I would consider myself to be probably the...

01:21:21.740 People still go with drugs, bro.

01:21:22.300 Yeah, people still go with drugs.

01:21:23.860 But yeah, but I want to be like an impact maker just for hope, bro.

01:21:27.340 One thing you do talk about...

01:21:27.880 I want to sell hope, bro.

01:21:28.940 Is you talk a lot about how you have a lot of life experience and guys like me don't have

01:21:33.780 any life experience.

01:21:34.900 And then we speak a lot with authority, but we haven't went through anything.

01:21:37.380 I kind of regret saying that because I don't know your...

01:21:41.320 I don't...

01:21:41.820 Now, I didn't mention you specifically.

01:21:43.680 You were talking about me.

01:21:45.020 But I didn't mention...

01:21:45.940 You didn't at me, but it was at me.

01:21:47.880 Yeah.

01:21:48.460 It was like a...

01:21:49.420 Well, it was in a way, but also it definitely also was like another...

01:21:53.700 It was a bigger community of people.

01:21:56.200 Because bro, let's be honest.

01:21:57.640 That's fair.

01:21:58.260 Sitting on the fence.

01:22:00.740 At one point.

01:22:01.460 At one fucking point, bro.

01:22:02.920 No, but...

01:22:03.560 Don't be aware of, bro.

01:22:04.780 Not no life experience.

01:22:06.060 That's not what I said, but I like to believe that I have seen a tremendous amount of hardship,

01:22:11.940 bro.

01:22:12.220 I've seen a ton of really, really pieces of the nasty parts of this life.

01:22:17.460 I've almost bled out multiple times.

01:22:19.080 I've been in ICU, you know, a dozen times.

01:22:21.080 I've got scars all over my body.

01:22:22.740 I've lived on the streets.

01:22:23.480 I've been homeless.

01:22:24.120 I've been addicted to drugs.

01:22:24.960 I've felt every ounce of shame, embarrassment, anguish, exhaustion, suicidal feeling.

01:22:30.260 I've let every single person in my life down.

01:22:33.500 I've been at the very, very bottom of this life on state welfare, buying fucking water

01:22:38.500 with food stamps.

01:22:39.740 Like, I've been through all of that.

01:22:41.520 You know what I'm saying?

01:22:42.020 I've been up against felony charges.

01:22:43.560 Does that give you more authority to speak about what's going on in the world?

01:22:45.940 I would like to believe that it gives me more authority to speak on subjects that involve

01:22:52.240 empathy and that involve understanding of what it feels.

01:22:56.220 Because I also don't know how much of that stuff you've been through.

01:22:58.980 So, like, that was potentially an assumption that I wish I could take back because there's

01:23:03.540 a chance that you've seen a lot of that stuff, too.

01:23:05.020 I don't know your story.

01:23:06.220 I don't truly know your story.

01:23:07.380 I know, I would assume that you've seen your share of shit.

01:23:11.380 You know what I'm saying?

01:23:12.280 So, that was, I kind of.

01:23:13.260 But at the same time, does he have to have seen that kind of hardship to have life experience?

01:23:18.500 Yeah.

01:23:18.780 Why can't him having just been successful his whole life be a life experience?

01:23:23.640 It's not teachable.

01:23:25.240 It's not teachable.

01:23:26.040 Back against the wall, desperation to continue just breathing is not a teachable experience.

01:23:32.220 It's just not.

01:23:32.820 I'm sorry.

01:23:33.460 It's living your life and going through the motions that everybody else goes through.

01:23:37.980 Sure, there's a ton of things you'll learn.

01:23:39.300 But until you do not know if today is your last day, or by the way, you're pretty certain

01:23:44.840 that today is going to be your last day, you don't know what desperation feels like.

01:23:48.440 Desperation changes people.

01:23:49.680 It hardens people.

01:23:50.460 It gives you a mentality that is un-fucking-teachable.

01:23:54.460 There's no school, no class, no teach.

01:23:56.440 How would you describe your mentality?

01:23:58.880 I just keep going, bro.

01:24:00.560 That's it, no matter what happens.

01:24:02.240 And other people can garner that, for sure.

01:24:04.560 You don't think the mentality of keep going is, that's not teachable without 10 years of desperation?

01:24:11.140 I believe people will crack before I will.

01:24:13.820 I believe people will crack before I will.

01:24:15.820 I believe, I believe I can.

01:24:18.000 I have been, let's put it like this, bro.

01:24:20.380 I've been on the ground with bones sticking out of my body, crawling because police were

01:24:27.340 on the way to take down and arrest us, and I've had to crawl to a vehicle bleeding from

01:24:33.140 all over my body and bones sticking out of my body, like warfare.

01:24:36.820 The same way you wouldn't go up to a veteran and try to be able to understand what they've

01:24:42.340 been through.

01:24:43.080 Like, neither would I.

01:24:44.260 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:44.740 I've never been to war, but in a way I have, because I've seen fucking terrible fucking

01:24:48.880 things.

01:24:49.180 Can I just tell him this fucking story?

01:24:52.340 Should he get a holiday?

01:24:53.440 Should Mike get a holiday?

01:24:54.560 I mean, bro, listen, the point I'm trying to make is pressure builds diamonds, bro.

01:25:00.140 You know what I'm saying?

01:25:00.860 Like, it's not, you're just not going to turn into, you're not, like, there are life experiences

01:25:05.580 that have taught me things, I've gone through things, I've had failures in my life that

01:25:08.880 have taught me everything that I know and have brought me to this table.

01:25:11.680 Like, without all that stuff, me and me are not having this conversation.

01:25:14.080 We're not.

01:25:14.560 We're just not, bro.

01:25:15.700 Like, all of that stuff, everything I'm...

01:25:17.640 You didn't need 10 years of heroin to be able to be...

01:25:19.660 Yeah, like, what if you only did six years of heroin?

01:25:21.380 I don't know.

01:25:21.920 I don't know.

01:25:22.080 I think you could have been building a successful YouTube channel.

01:25:25.480 Four years.

01:25:26.160 You guys know what I'm saying.

01:25:27.600 I'm not trying to pin you.

01:25:28.280 I'm actually asking your opinion.

01:25:30.560 Like, let's say you only had six years of being.

01:25:31.560 It depends.

01:25:32.420 What if the things that happened in year eight, you know what I'm saying, were the things

01:25:37.600 that truly shaped me?

01:25:38.500 Different experience.

01:25:39.140 You know what I'm saying?

01:25:39.860 Like, what if...

01:25:40.560 It's all relative.

01:25:41.800 What if, you know, my mom having to come visit me at rehab or say goodbye to me and not

01:25:46.740 knowing if she was going to hear from me ever again or that kind of stuff?

01:25:49.480 Like, that happened later on.

01:25:50.940 Oh, that's how my mom feels every time I travel.

01:25:53.480 Well, maybe you should start thinking about where you're traveling, bro.

01:25:56.100 I do, I do.

01:25:56.680 I think there's actually an in-between of your guys' situation here because if he would be

01:26:03.620 my brother and I lived with him through the time, I'd be able to get a little taste of

01:26:08.100 that and stay away from it.

01:26:09.320 But in a way, no, that I have to stay away from it.

01:26:12.520 That's a good point.

01:26:13.800 Family members of addicts and...

01:26:16.180 Like, you have to see it.

01:26:17.900 So, obviously, you can't say all drugs are bad and it's no fault.

01:26:20.640 If I would be living with him through that time, obviously, I would stay away from that.

01:26:24.080 Wait a second.

01:26:24.660 That's also not specifically what I mean, boys.

01:26:28.560 Do you mind if I put my hand in there for a second?

01:26:29.900 No, I identify as men.

01:26:31.060 That's also not what I mean by that specifically.

01:26:34.180 Drugs have nothing to do with it.

01:26:35.360 I'm talking about hardship.

01:26:36.820 There are people watching the stream right now who lost their parents at a young age.

01:26:41.380 There are people watching the stream right now who have mental illness that runs in their

01:26:45.720 family.

01:26:46.020 They know someone in their family that committed suicide.

01:26:47.720 There are people in this audience right now who have been through stuff that have nothing

01:26:50.180 to do with drugs.

01:26:50.860 That went actually to war.

01:26:52.300 Or people that are veterans of war.

01:26:54.040 And those people have the same level of experience that I'm talking.

01:26:56.380 Drugs have nothing to do with it.

01:26:57.880 Drugs have nothing to do with it.

01:26:59.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:26:59.780 Yeah, hardship builds you as a man.

01:27:01.560 Hardship is what makes you who you are, for sure.

01:27:05.500 You need to struggle.

01:27:06.900 You have to struggle.

01:27:08.220 You have to struggle, bro.

01:27:09.980 And everybody does.

01:27:12.740 I would go back to the example, but there's different ways to struggle.

01:27:16.020 You can struggle in a healthy way.

01:27:17.700 I don't think all struggle needs to be traumatizing in the same way where you need to claw for desperation.

01:27:22.740 When I see Neon dating a sex worker that's clearly using him to go funnel his audience

01:27:26.260 for our OnlyFans money, I don't think that's the trauma that needs in order to build up.

01:27:30.000 Obviously, that's trauma that a lot of people, it might help you if you come out of the positive side.

01:27:34.400 But there's healthy ways to go through struggle.

01:27:37.380 Define for me like a comfortable struggle.

01:27:40.540 Going to a fight gym.

01:27:41.980 Yeah.

01:27:42.620 Yeah, for sure.

01:27:43.400 Sparring with headgear on will never teach you what it feels like to have five people surrounding you

01:27:56.820 as you start to lose consciousness.

01:27:58.440 But the lesson you learned was keep going.

01:28:01.760 The lesson you learned, that was when you came out of that.

01:28:04.180 Sure, sure.

01:28:04.580 Okay, so let's agree on this.

01:28:07.200 Let's maybe agree on this.

01:28:08.880 Maybe there's levels of desperation.

01:28:11.120 Maybe there's less, so maybe you can learn 60% of it through sparring.

01:28:16.080 But until you're on your back and you're watching your...

01:28:18.520 You don't need to be suicidal to realize, I need to keep going.

01:28:21.520 You can get that from God.

01:28:23.320 God will tell you keep going.

01:28:26.280 For sure.

01:28:27.380 Yeah, yeah, that's true too.

01:28:29.000 Some people can get it through religion, absolutely.

01:28:31.060 But I personally like to believe that the strongest people in this world are people that have been through

01:28:37.080 desperate times.

01:28:39.060 I feel like this is pretty common sense.

01:28:42.760 I think, you know, like Tate, for example, not to keep going back to him, but he's coming out of that prison cell

01:28:49.300 with a completely renewed shield of strength around him, bro.

01:28:54.320 Like he just went through some shit.

01:28:56.160 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:56.780 Without that experience, who knows?

01:28:58.780 Maybe he was getting complacent.

01:28:59.800 Maybe he was getting lazy.

01:29:00.700 Who knows?

01:29:01.480 But he came out like a warrior, bro.

01:29:03.060 He just went through fucking, he just went through, what's it called?

01:29:07.540 The fight club.

01:29:09.520 You know?

01:29:10.260 Yeah, but there's different virtue and different struggles.

01:29:12.820 For example, I see a sort of pride that comes from being able to come out of that, what you came out of.

01:29:17.680 But obviously that took a lot of strength.

01:29:19.340 But I don't think that that should be the same pride from somebody who's fighting in Gaza right now.

01:29:22.700 What they're doing is virtuous, like struggling, like having their whole house being crumbled like that.

01:29:27.560 Making it out of that stronger and understanding how to deal with desperation.

01:29:31.940 I think that's a different level of virtue than drug addiction.

01:29:35.560 I mean, I don't think anybody's going to disagree with that.

01:29:38.040 I don't think anybody's going to disagree with that.

01:29:39.720 Fighting for your homeland, yeah, of course is going to be an incredibly honorable place to be.

01:29:45.340 And making it out of that struggle is incredible.

01:29:47.020 I have no, I'm not looking for any kind of sympathy or anything for what I did.

01:29:53.820 Yeah, maybe I could have gotten out of it sooner.

01:29:56.300 I will say this, it's a terrible fucking world.

01:30:00.380 It's a world that doesn't get any attention.

01:30:02.620 It's not Gaza.

01:30:03.620 There's no one talking about it.

01:30:05.280 There's 130,000 Americans dying every year from opiate overdoses.

01:30:10.000 There's veterans of Iraq or other wars that we've been in living under bridges down the street from here right now.

01:30:14.980 No one's talking about it.

01:30:16.140 If you wanted to get into that conversation, you're going to get canceled.

01:30:19.040 What do you mean?

01:30:19.840 No, no, I'll talk about that.

01:30:22.780 That won't get you canceled.

01:30:24.020 No, yeah, that's not going to get me canceled.

01:30:26.000 No, no, I'm going to be honest with you.

01:30:28.040 It's not a presidential thing.

01:30:30.140 Presidents have been presidents for fucking 10 years.

01:30:32.040 Republicans, Democrats, no one's cleaned up that issue.

01:30:34.760 We've had no increases in resources for mental illness or for health care for addicts.

01:30:38.940 Yeah, it's more important to look at who's funding the pharmaceutical industries.

01:30:42.340 Now, that's a question that's worth asking.

01:30:44.160 But all I'm saying is this, there's a lot of people in this world right now, every single

01:30:47.920 person watching this, and even the two people participating in it with me, knows someone

01:30:51.860 who's struggling right now, and they feel fucking terrible about it.

01:30:54.760 And they wish there was something they could do so a hand they could reach out, some sort

01:30:58.240 of olive branch they could extend to give that person the drive or the hope to get out

01:31:01.580 of that desperation and that hole.

01:31:02.800 And it's the saddest thing, bro.

01:31:04.500 There's nothing sadder in this world than watching your brother, your sister, your mother, your

01:31:08.100 father fucking fade out from this existence because of the grip of that nasty disease,

01:31:13.980 bro.

01:31:14.600 It's really, it's really, I mean, we can have this conversation, but it's listed as a disease.

01:31:20.560 It's listed as a disease.

01:31:21.280 That's not a disease.

01:31:22.240 Whatever.

01:31:23.220 It's not a disease.

01:31:24.040 Listen, listen, listen.

01:31:24.780 It's listed in the DSM.

01:31:25.820 It's a choice.

01:31:26.420 It's listed as a DSM.

01:31:28.660 COVID was also listed as something death-weighted, wasn't it?

01:31:31.040 No, but listen, listen.

01:31:31.900 It's a, we are born with a genetic disposition to addiction.

01:31:34.960 That's just a fact of the matter.

01:31:36.340 So whether you want to call it a disease, whatever you want to call it, whatever you want to call

01:31:39.960 it, by the way, for the people in it right now that aren't getting help.

01:31:42.800 A choice.

01:31:43.220 It's a, it's a, fine, a choice, a hamburger.

01:31:46.080 I don't care what you want to call it.

01:31:47.100 All I'm saying is this, for those people struggling with it or the people who know someone

01:31:50.140 struggling with it, it's fucking terrible.

01:31:51.920 It's a terrible thing and I, and it's, and it's not, it's not getting the attention that

01:31:56.140 it needs.

01:31:56.160 People have different upbringings than us, bro.

01:31:57.860 We're raised to know that it's wrong.

01:31:59.640 We're raised to know that it's wrong.

01:32:00.100 Right, but my point is, it's not a disease.

01:32:01.680 You don't catch it.

01:32:02.860 You pick it up and smoke it.

01:32:05.040 Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.

01:32:05.920 I was given, I was given OxyContin for the first time for a broken femur.

01:32:11.260 I was, I was 15, 16 years old.

01:32:14.560 And then you got to look at who controls that.

01:32:15.900 Like who controls the medical industry.

01:32:16.980 I had no choice.

01:32:17.740 I was given no choice.

01:32:18.580 I was then given follow-up morphine for two weeks.

01:32:20.760 I was given, uh, Percocet and I, I created a, a strong mental and physiological and psychological

01:32:27.500 addiction to drugs very early on in my life.

01:32:29.820 It wasn't a choice.

01:32:30.620 It was how I got through the worst pain that you could ever imagine.

01:32:35.340 David Chabanage?

01:32:37.040 Me?

01:32:37.540 Oh.

01:32:38.340 I'm not sure.

01:32:38.820 You guys also, both you guys need to watch how you fuck up people's frames of thought

01:32:43.720 with your side, your side comments are spit everywhere.

01:32:46.540 With your side comments because, because bro, because if you keep asking this shit, it's

01:32:50.800 impossible to get a fucking train at the hook, bro.

01:32:53.180 You tell that?

01:32:53.740 Dude, is there water?

01:32:54.320 I would tell you, but I want to get more collabs in LA.

01:32:56.420 Is there water somewhere?

01:32:57.400 If you want to find out who controls the world, look in the tunnels.

01:32:59.620 We got to get going, man.

01:33:01.000 We have to.

01:33:01.280 Have you ever thought of opening a burger shop there?

01:33:02.860 In Gaza?

01:33:03.560 In the New York tunnels?

01:33:04.260 Nice one.

01:33:07.960 I don't think there's enough, what's it called?

01:33:11.340 Enough ventilation.

01:33:13.160 You probably need like a hood.

01:33:15.280 Yeah.

01:33:15.540 Right.

01:33:16.040 You know?

01:33:16.740 Can I get a picture really quick?

01:33:17.580 Of course, bro.

01:33:18.320 Can I get the mic?

01:33:19.500 Mike, Mike.

01:33:20.060 I'm sorry, you guys.

01:33:21.440 I'm streaming.

01:33:22.340 I look 10 minutes away from you.

01:33:23.420 Oh, awesome.

01:33:24.200 Thanks, Mike.

01:33:24.820 I appreciate it.

01:33:25.460 Wow.

01:33:25.860 Okay.

01:33:26.280 That's it?

01:33:26.900 Yeah, we got to go.

01:33:27.720 You're going to.

01:33:28.500 Thanks for trying the burger.

01:33:29.920 I appreciate you.

01:33:30.440 You were able to sit down and talk, bro.

01:33:31.700 Genuinely, the burger is fucking amazing.

01:33:33.360 Thank you, bro.

01:33:33.660 It was good.

01:33:34.260 I appreciate that.

01:33:35.040 I'm happy with you.

01:33:35.640 I think that's sweet shit.

01:33:37.500 What, the cartel shit?

01:33:38.860 Or the favela, the Rio favela?

01:33:40.140 Thank you so much, man.

01:33:41.700 Yeah, of course, man.

01:33:43.820 I did?

01:33:45.080 That's hitting now.

01:33:46.020 Okay.

01:33:47.300 Thank you, Mike.

01:33:48.140 Here, one second.

01:33:48.580 Keep this so I don't interrupt your conversation.

01:33:51.280 Thanks, man.

01:33:54.040 Appreciate you.

01:33:54.680 I appreciate that, though.

01:33:57.980 All right, we should pay for.

01:34:01.020 I mean, we talk to him all the time, man.

01:34:02.820 Yeah, so what's going to happen?

01:34:06.040 I got to get going.

01:34:06.900 My Uber's here.

01:34:07.780 I have a question.

01:34:08.500 Do you genuinely believe in, like, your JP and stuff?

01:34:12.880 Because I'm Jewish.

01:34:13.840 Yeah.

01:34:14.200 Have you actually debated, like, real Jewish people about it?

01:34:16.520 Of course, all the time.

01:34:17.200 Okay, right.

01:34:19.060 I just feel like with you, like, I've seen, like, Myron stuff about it, too.

01:34:23.800 It just paints, like, a really, like, even though you're saying you still love all Jewish people.

01:34:28.420 I do.

01:34:29.080 I do.

01:34:29.520 I have no problem with Jewish people.

01:34:31.300 My problem, my beef is with Zionism.

01:34:33.960 Zionism is not what I like at all.

01:34:35.840 Jews, Judaism is a beautiful religion.

01:34:37.580 But when you believe that you're the chosen people and that we deserve certain things,

01:34:42.040 that certain privileges and that level of control, that's what I don't like.

01:34:44.980 Yeah, so the way I was told about it, okay?

01:34:47.860 Like, obviously, like, it says, like...

01:34:49.440 He's pressing me right now.

01:34:50.800 A little bit.

01:34:51.640 I want, like, the JP.

01:34:53.800 Oh, about Jewish people?

01:34:55.480 Yeah.

01:34:55.780 I mean, bro, consequences of your own actions.

01:34:57.480 I know, no.

01:34:57.960 I got to deal with the whole fucking Israeli army over here.

01:35:00.640 Oh, no.

01:35:01.080 Are you IDF?

01:35:02.020 No, no, no.

01:35:02.660 Are you in the tunnels?

01:35:03.780 No.

01:35:04.120 Okay, okay.

01:35:04.620 Why don't you give him Mike and have the conversation?

01:35:05.960 Yeah, wait, join in, join in.

01:35:07.080 Hey, no, I don't want to hear from you.

01:35:08.020 I know.

01:35:08.660 He doesn't want to hear from you.

01:35:09.460 But can I say this, too?

01:35:11.040 If you guys are in L.A., come to Crave and Sherman Oaks.

01:35:13.720 It is a good restaurant.

01:35:14.380 It was.

01:35:14.880 I vouch, vouch.

01:35:15.940 I came here off camera, too.

01:35:17.380 But, yeah.

01:35:18.020 Go ahead.

01:35:18.840 No, I'm just saying, look, like...

01:35:20.940 When you're talking about, like, whole group,

01:35:22.880 and you're saying, oh, but they're in all the groups of power.

01:35:25.740 They're the ones that are controlling the government and all that.

01:35:28.700 It still brings such a negative light to the rest of the people.

01:35:31.660 You see people all over, like, Berkeley, just all over protesting.

01:35:35.960 Against Jewish people.

01:35:37.320 Actually, I tweeted the other day thanking.

01:35:39.000 There's a lot of Jews that are protesting what's going on in Israel.

01:35:41.340 And I love them and I thank them.

01:35:42.660 I think that's really good.

01:35:43.860 I think Judaism is genuinely a beautiful religion.

01:35:46.180 My problem is strictly with Zionism.

01:35:49.980 I have no problem with Jewish people.

01:35:51.940 Like, on Wallahi.

01:35:54.080 I don't.

01:35:55.080 Really, really.

01:35:55.960 I love everyone.

01:35:57.600 The ideology of supremacy that Zionism purports, that's my brief.

01:36:01.180 I think it's, like, super, like, misinterpreted because I'm very progressive, okay?

01:36:08.080 I haven't been, like, growing up and I've never been told, like,

01:36:12.640 you're automatically, you're better than everyone.

01:36:14.660 You know what I mean?

01:36:15.120 Like, that's not...

01:36:16.080 I don't think all Jewish people were not told.

01:36:18.120 You're sorry if I'm saying that.

01:36:19.260 No, it's okay.

01:36:19.640 That you're better than everyone.

01:36:20.980 You deserve better than everyone.

01:36:23.900 No, that's what Zionists believe.

01:36:25.720 If you look at the Talmud, they say that Goy...

01:36:27.400 I know, I know that...

01:36:28.560 I haven't studied it, like...

01:36:30.020 Right.

01:36:30.400 But when you say, like, yeah, we're the chosen people and all that, like, that we're...

01:36:35.400 That's what Zionists believe.

01:36:36.400 That they're God's chosen people and everyone else is Goy.

01:36:39.340 That's such an extreme because everyone has their own destiny.

01:36:42.140 The way I was told it, I was told it like this, okay?

01:36:44.640 You have, let's say your father has 10 children, okay?

01:36:49.360 He's about to give a company...

01:36:52.600 He's...

01:36:52.840 You have a multi-billion dollar company.

01:36:54.320 He's about to give it away, okay?

01:36:56.600 There's only one of the sons, so one of the persons can handle it best.

01:37:01.180 It's going to be your son.

01:37:02.700 It could be son or daughter.

01:37:03.720 It could be anyone, okay?

01:37:04.440 My problem is when you practice usury only with non-Jews and then Jews together, like

01:37:08.740 the Zionists, they will not practice that same sort of hard money lending with each

01:37:11.480 other.

01:37:12.000 But they do it with the rest of the world.

01:37:12.960 That's such an...

01:37:13.760 Not anyone is like that.

01:37:15.520 The Zionists are.

01:37:16.400 That's a Zionist practice.

01:37:17.140 But like there are levels of Zionists, okay?

01:37:20.500 There's levels too.

01:37:21.460 It's not everyone because a lot of my friends, okay, they've dated non-Jewish people before,

01:37:28.820 okay?

01:37:28.940 It's not like you have to date Jewish people.

01:37:30.660 You're not supposed to.

01:37:32.000 I know.

01:37:32.700 That's the religion.

01:37:33.640 Like in order to...

01:37:34.580 In Islam, we believe we can date anybody.

01:37:36.740 Well, we're dating Islam, but we can marry anybody of the book.

01:37:39.060 We don't believe that intermixing and all that stuff is haram.

01:37:42.200 I get that, but like...

01:37:47.160 With Jews, it's been around for like so many, like many years.

01:37:51.840 It has.

01:37:52.400 Before Islam, yeah.

01:37:53.720 Before Islam.

01:37:54.260 So, I think when you're taking that principle like, oh, non-Jews, they're worthless or anything

01:38:04.480 like that, okay?

01:38:05.280 That's what we believe.

01:38:06.460 It's not...

01:38:06.860 In practice, in modern time, that no Jew thinks about, oh, because he's...

01:38:11.960 Like, I'm not looking at you and saying, oh...

01:38:13.840 I believe you.

01:38:14.680 I believe you.

01:38:15.260 I don't think you look down on me.

01:38:16.540 But when you look at the Talmud, a lot of that teaching, I think it's false.

01:38:20.300 Have you studied the Talmud like in depth?

01:38:21.880 It's hard to.

01:38:22.500 The language is complicated.

01:38:23.680 It's very hard.

01:38:24.100 They don't want you to understand it.

01:38:25.220 No, no, no.

01:38:25.720 It's like it's...

01:38:26.560 You have to study it.

01:38:27.860 That's the point.

01:38:28.660 Well, I'm saying...

01:38:29.020 It's not like they don't want you to.

01:38:30.140 It's there.

01:38:31.140 It's there for you.

01:38:32.600 You can study it.

01:38:33.240 Whenever you try to study it, they say these are debates.

01:38:35.360 They say it's not scripture.

01:38:36.500 These are just debates and conversations.

01:38:38.140 It is.

01:38:38.740 They purposely...

01:38:39.600 The point is...

01:38:40.680 Rabbis don't want other people to learn Hebrew.

01:38:43.280 They want to keep it as their own like mystic language.

01:38:45.800 It's not encouraged for other people to read it.

01:38:47.800 That's true.

01:38:48.700 That's true.

01:38:49.100 I don't think so.

01:38:50.000 Were you prepared for this level of debate?

01:38:53.240 I wasn't so prepared, but I thought...

01:38:55.860 You know, just from seeing all the clips and being able to...

01:39:00.540 When you're on the podcast and you're saying about...

01:39:02.960 I just wanted to clear that and just say, look, like, not able to read from that.

01:39:07.620 And I just think that...

01:39:08.360 And I think...

01:39:09.400 When you talk about that, when you talk about the Jews, they're the ones in power.

01:39:13.820 No, I never say that.

01:39:14.920 I never say that.

01:39:15.680 What do you even notice that?

01:39:16.420 I say Zionism.

01:39:17.340 Zionism is the issue.

01:39:18.620 So are there Jews that aren't Zionists, would you say?

01:39:20.340 Of course.

01:39:20.840 And I love them and I thank them for supporting Palestine.

01:39:23.960 Well...

01:39:24.360 I have no problem with Judaism whatsoever.

01:39:26.780 Yeah, I'm not prepared for this couple at all.

01:39:28.620 Not just because I just don't know.

01:39:29.800 I'm not scared, but I just don't know enough about it.

01:39:31.620 Yeah.

01:39:32.240 But it's interesting.

01:39:33.080 How far are you going for a minute?

01:39:35.200 Like 30 minutes.

01:39:37.020 I was going to say you want to go for a ride in the new fast car, but...

01:39:39.340 Yeah, can you?

01:39:40.080 Or too much?

01:39:40.640 It's too far.

01:39:41.340 It's too far?

01:39:42.080 You can go meet Vitaly.

01:39:43.520 How far is that?

01:39:44.420 That's where it is.

01:39:44.960 Yeah, we're going to Vitaly.

01:39:45.440 Where are you going?

01:39:46.300 We're going to meet with Vitaly right now.

01:39:47.660 Okay.

01:39:48.420 You sure you don't want to drive us?

01:39:49.240 I can't.

01:39:49.980 If you were going 10 minutes down the street, I would say...

01:39:52.420 Well, we're going to be here and maybe we should link up with Neon too while we're

01:39:56.040 here.

01:39:56.280 Whenever you're ready.

01:39:56.960 All right, Mike.

01:39:57.340 Good to see you.

01:39:57.800 Yeah.

01:39:58.800 Shalom, brother.

01:39:59.600 Mazel Tov.

01:40:00.680 I'd like to talk more, man.

01:40:02.120 Like, I really...

01:40:03.020 I have to get going.

01:40:03.800 I have to get going.

01:40:04.560 But we'll talk soon.

01:40:05.620 I'll try to get your Instagram or something.

01:40:07.360 Can I put it in your phone?

01:40:09.100 Can you give it to him?

01:40:10.300 Get your Instagram with my cameraman.

01:40:11.740 I'll get in contact with that.

01:40:13.260 Okay.

01:40:14.120 What's wrong?

01:40:15.100 Okay, fine.

01:40:15.620 You know what?

01:40:15.880 I'll do it with you.

01:40:16.540 Okay.

01:40:16.920 Oh, come on.

01:40:17.660 Okay.

01:40:24.140 I'm going to be so quick, honestly.

01:40:29.800 His name is David Einsteinberg.

01:40:32.600 Don't fucking say that.

01:40:33.660 I don't even have like...

01:40:35.380 Okay.

01:40:35.980 I got you, man.

01:40:36.660 Yeah.

01:40:37.360 All right.

01:40:38.700 Good to see you.

01:40:39.480 Are you going to pick up that bill?

01:40:40.680 That's not mine.

01:40:41.980 Fuck you, bro.

01:40:44.440 Fuck you.

01:40:46.200 You ready?

01:40:46.980 Hey, nice to meet you.

01:40:48.060 Nice to meet you, bro.

01:40:49.340 If you guys ever want to tell me who's ruling the world,

01:40:51.480 just, you know, just text me.

01:40:53.600 Okay, man.

01:40:55.540 How many...

01:40:55.940 How many...

01:40:56.560 10,000?

01:40:57.480 12,000 right now.

01:40:58.500 12,000?

01:41:00.400 That's interesting.

01:41:02.300 See you around.

01:41:03.100 All right.

01:41:03.320 See you, man.

01:41:03.760 Nice to meet you.

01:41:07.480 Bro, he was pressing me about...

01:41:09.260 Give me the other mic.

01:41:17.800 No, you're good.

01:41:20.560 Where's the other mic?

01:41:21.720 On your shirt.

01:41:22.860 Oh.

01:41:22.960 David's a cool guy.

01:41:26.240 Mike's pretty cool.

01:41:29.460 You think he was on the fence?

01:41:30.360 I don't think so.

01:41:31.200 No, it was a genuine conversation, yeah.

01:41:32.880 Yeah, I think he's becoming really base.

01:41:35.000 I can't lie, bro.

01:41:35.720 I like Mike.

01:41:36.540 I like Mike.

01:41:36.980 Shout out to Mike Maylag.

01:41:37.740 Shout out to the restaurant.

01:41:38.420 Yeah, I agree.

01:41:39.060 Shout out to that Jewish friend.

01:41:40.240 Bro, he took my phone.

01:41:41.300 Like, he didn't need to...

01:41:41.840 He pressed follow.

01:41:42.400 I hate when people do that.

01:41:43.300 Like, I can just DM you.

01:41:44.200 I don't need to follow you.

01:41:45.920 Yeah, they just...

01:41:46.600 They hope that you're going to feel bad.

01:41:48.220 Shalom.

01:41:48.620 Who was that, the fan?

01:41:49.840 Yeah, the Jewish guy in there.

01:41:51.260 He was pressing me.

01:41:55.520 He's trying to be your handler.

01:41:57.420 Have you ever had Jew friends do that?

01:42:00.100 I've had some Jew friends do that.

01:42:01.460 Oh, yeah?

01:42:02.320 Well, yours is like...

01:42:03.260 I'm not saying, like...

01:42:04.060 Don't say this on Rumble.

01:42:05.220 But, like, when you tweet something...

01:42:06.900 Oh, yeah.

01:42:07.260 Well, it's all the time, bro.

01:42:08.240 Are you kidding me?

01:42:08.540 It's always Jew friends.

01:42:09.960 Not even that, bro.

01:42:10.880 It's always, bro.

01:42:12.060 Message me like, yo, bro, don't tweet this.

01:42:13.960 Hey, Skizos, you got what you wanted, okay?

01:42:16.200 Most of you just saying we were going to ride.

01:42:17.400 If I didn't talk about this, we talked about it extensively.

01:42:19.700 We did.

01:42:20.020 Okay, you got what you wanted.

01:42:21.980 Now we're going to go do normal content with Vitaly, okay?

01:42:24.660 We should buy Nutella.

01:42:25.320 We should stop at a grocery store.

01:42:26.140 Oh, man.

01:42:26.460 I told him, like, I'm going to avoid this subject,

01:42:28.140 and then, like, it literally just follows me into the restaurant.

01:42:30.340 It follows you, bro.

01:42:30.900 It follows you.

01:42:33.540 We should stop at a grocery store, buy Nutella.

01:42:35.420 It would be funny if, like, we said buy,

01:42:37.680 and then he, like, opens up the vent and crawls in the tunnel,

01:42:40.080 like, underneath the restaurant.

01:42:41.760 Joke.

01:42:43.040 Does he actually have 30 assistants lined up?

01:42:45.420 Yeah.

01:42:45.640 Let's stop and buy, like, five Nutella tubs.

01:42:48.740 You want to?

01:42:49.440 Yeah.

01:42:51.300 It'll affect the content.

01:42:52.300 Vitaly will switch back to it.

01:42:54.220 I really hope he's not going to be pranking me.

01:42:58.520 With what?

01:42:59.020 What would he prank you?

01:43:00.220 I don't know, man.

01:43:03.040 Sneakle, can I box you?

01:43:04.000 We the same way.

01:43:04.640 Wow, you're the only other guy that weighs 165 pounds

01:43:06.980 that wants to fight me.

01:43:07.780 Bro, why would I pick you from the chat and fight you, dude?

01:43:09.560 I think you're a bitch for not fighting Mikey Moussa's Metchie.

01:43:15.400 Oh, yeah?

01:43:17.500 Like, I mean, you had a good response.

01:43:19.380 Obviously, you're going to beat the shit out of me.

01:43:20.720 You're a world champion.

01:43:21.620 I said it in the first video, too, that he got upset about.

01:43:24.640 I said, bro, like, you're a champion.

01:43:26.340 I'm not.

01:43:27.520 Like, on paper, you would win.

01:43:29.560 Even in the first time I said that he looked like Mark Zuckerberg,

01:43:31.660 I just said, like, bro, like, yeah.

01:43:33.380 He was a champion.

01:43:34.160 He would make me tap.

01:43:35.260 I was just making fun of his voice.

01:43:36.160 Have you seen the comments now?

01:43:40.040 Have you gone back to his videos?

01:43:41.180 Bro, like, yeah, I get DMs from these jujitsu dudes all the time.

01:43:44.220 Like, Mikey, you're going to fuck you up, dude.

01:43:45.880 You messed with the wrong guy.

01:43:47.360 Like, all right, bro.

01:43:48.660 He popped up on my feed,

01:43:50.800 and the comments on his recent videos were like,

01:43:53.500 oh, yes, Nico was right.

01:43:55.840 Oh, yeah?

01:43:57.460 It's like the top comment.

01:43:59.000 Whatever, bro.

01:44:00.820 I can't believe how many people.

01:44:02.240 Some people are like, yeah, this streamer said the wrong thing.

01:44:04.080 Like, do you guys even know what I said in the first place?

01:44:05.880 Like, why are you?

01:44:07.040 I don't like bullies.

01:44:08.260 What did I?

01:44:08.780 How did I bully him?

01:44:09.660 What did I say?

01:44:12.920 E.D. what did E.D. mean?

01:44:15.120 That was a good burger.

01:44:16.380 It was.

01:44:17.400 I ate two.

01:44:18.060 I shouldn't have eaten two.

01:44:19.020 I feel sick now.

01:44:21.740 I love speech.

01:44:22.380 You're going to be happy.

01:44:22.860 I want to read the community right now.

01:44:24.140 There's no way you guys aren't happy.

01:44:28.980 Clippers, this is very clippable, especially for Twitter.

01:44:32.460 Let's see.

01:44:32.920 Do they have tunnels in L.A.?

01:44:36.840 I mean, look at him, man.

01:44:39.460 What was he talking about?

01:44:42.220 What was that?

01:44:42.860 What was he talking about?

01:44:43.920 Oh, he was just saying, like, he was getting, he just, you know, you know how they do.

01:44:50.000 No, I don't.

01:44:51.880 I want to move on.

01:44:52.780 Okay.

01:44:52.980 Best streams of October.

01:44:58.360 Okay, good.

01:44:58.660 They're happy.

01:44:59.280 Mossad agent.

01:45:00.040 All right.

01:45:01.280 Bill was praying victim.

01:45:02.360 I mean, okay.

01:45:03.260 I don't, I don't want to keep, I really, I don't want to keep talking about it.

01:45:06.260 I ain't going to lie.

01:45:08.320 Sir, do you mind if I connect to the Bluetooth?

01:45:12.720 33 minutes?

01:45:13.800 Holy shit.

01:45:14.200 Bro, you're not supposed to say the time.

01:45:15.320 22 minutes.

01:45:16.340 22 minutes.

01:45:17.520 We'll be there in 11 minutes.

01:45:18.660 Do we have TTS or no?

01:45:24.040 No.

01:45:25.220 You guys were supposed to say the time.

01:45:26.120 I didn't know that.

01:45:26.400 Hell cracker.

01:45:27.100 Yeah, I know, bro.

01:45:27.740 You're supposed to lie about it.

01:45:28.580 Fucking mistake.

01:45:28.960 I know.

01:45:29.940 Well, I was lying about it when I said that.

01:45:32.420 It's really 65 minutes until we get to that.

01:45:34.320 It's too late, man.

01:45:36.060 Nobody says 65.

01:45:37.180 They would say an hour.

01:45:39.320 Where are you from, bro?

01:45:40.900 Armenian?

01:45:42.220 A lot of Armenians here in L.A.

01:45:43.880 Yeah, that's it.

01:45:48.660 You ever thought of buying grills?

01:45:56.840 Yeah, I have.

01:45:57.500 I feel like you're at that level now.

01:45:59.120 I would look hard with grills.

01:46:00.440 We could get you a Johnny Zang grills.

01:46:03.140 Can you turn it up a little?

01:46:05.220 Chat, one's in chat if you think Sneeko should get Johnny Zang grills.

01:46:09.140 Johnny Dang?

01:46:09.800 Johnny Dang.

01:46:10.920 Not Johnny Zang.

01:46:11.900 Wait, what?

01:46:12.260 What's going on?

01:46:14.180 Music's playing, right?

01:46:16.200 Yeah, that's not the music.

01:46:17.140 Wait, press CarPlay or something?

01:46:19.460 Or Spotify?

01:46:21.280 Sneeko?

01:46:25.520 Bruh.

01:46:38.300 Is there a way to turn on CarPlay or something?

01:46:40.360 I don't understand.

01:46:45.000 Needles, you know how to fix it?

01:46:45.960 It says to enable it on the phone.

01:46:47.800 I think it's on your phone.

01:46:48.800 Do you know how to turn on CarPlay?

01:46:54.300 Okay, that's so stupid.

01:46:56.340 Retry, hit retry.

01:46:58.000 Needles on the screen.

01:47:00.040 No, he's not locked in.

01:47:01.580 It's done, it's connected.

01:47:02.740 It says at the top.

01:47:04.040 Inshallah.

01:47:04.360 I'm like, I'm just tech support, huh?

01:47:09.540 Because I'm darker than you.

01:47:11.000 You're like the same.

01:47:12.120 Are you darker than me?

01:47:13.560 Yeah, you are.

01:47:14.240 I need to get some sun.

01:47:14.880 I can start talking like this, sir.

01:47:17.380 Do you want me to fix your Microsoft PC?

01:47:21.500 Do they click like that?

01:47:22.460 Oh, yeah.

01:47:23.260 I mean, they don't necessarily click, but they shake their head, nah?

01:47:25.780 You know the song?

01:47:31.540 You've got to crank it a little more, Needles.

01:47:34.040 I want to bring Nutella to Vitale because it reminds me of being in my home country.

01:47:37.400 Those people love these people.

01:47:38.360 I want to bring Nutella to Vitale.

01:48:08.360 What are we listening to?

01:48:24.040 Are you kidding me, bro?

01:48:26.020 I was wondering.

01:48:26.860 Have you ever been to a bar mitzvah?

01:48:28.820 No, I've never been to a bar mitzvah.

01:48:30.600 They don't invite my people.

01:48:32.760 Okay, I'll get it off.

01:48:34.940 Okay, this makes me want cow poop on me, huh?

01:48:36.860 Why have you been to a bar mitzvah?

01:48:38.000 I've been to many.

01:48:38.620 I have a lot of Jewish friends.

01:48:40.540 I have a lot of Jewish friends, man.

01:48:41.500 I love everyone, bro.

01:48:42.460 I have no...

01:48:43.940 And your bar mitzvahs, do they take you to the back room wearing a mask and force you

01:48:47.840 to do something on camera so that you can evolve in your clout-chasing endeavors?

01:48:53.840 Hey, you were dancing for an after a while, not knowing what that was.

01:49:11.080 I wish we got a little bit of a ride now that he leaked it.

01:49:16.860 We got a long ride.

01:49:17.780 Thoughts on the Mike combo?

01:49:21.000 We pretty much talked about everything.

01:49:22.200 I think Mike's cool as fuck.

01:49:23.360 Yeah, I do too.

01:49:24.060 I can't lie.

01:49:24.360 I think he's definitely becoming more base, too.

01:49:25.840 I could feel it right there.

01:49:27.820 Is his impulsive contract expiring or something?

01:49:30.560 It probably means that they need some spice on impulsive right now, so Mike's going to

01:49:35.080 push the...

01:49:35.600 I know, because the topics are just getting boring, bro.

01:49:37.780 That's what I realized when I was listening to their podcast the other day.

01:49:40.300 I stopped listening to it a while ago.

01:49:41.560 I was reacting because they were just talking about me on stream, I mean, on the pod, but

01:49:45.260 when you're a normie, the conversation is so dry because they have to filter it.

01:49:50.040 There's nothing to really talk about.

01:49:51.520 All the talking points have been hit, and it's all repetitive.

01:49:54.140 So all the interesting conversations are happening on alternative platforms.

01:49:57.120 If you want to actually hear good dialogue, you're not going to hear it on YouTube anymore.

01:50:00.300 There's not any good...

01:50:01.200 All the good podcasts are either Spotify, I would say especially Rumble.

01:50:04.540 And it's not even because I'm on Rumble, but genuinely, that's where I listen to people

01:50:09.160 have debates, where I listen to conversation, where I listen to political dialogue.

01:50:12.400 It's all on Rumble.

01:50:12.980 I feel like Twitter, I see a lot of political dialogue.

01:50:14.320 And Twitter, too.

01:50:14.940 Yeah, Twitter, too.

01:50:15.840 But Twitter and Rumble, I think, are very similar.

01:50:17.320 Which I'm not a big fan of because I try to stay out of politics, but now that I've

01:50:20.060 just been traveling the world and seeing it how it is for real...

01:50:23.060 What have you noticed when traveling the world?

01:50:23.820 I've naturally gotten...

01:50:26.160 I mean, you just notice that a lot of the stuff that you hear is a lie.

01:50:28.580 I mean, you travel to India, you hear about natural remedies.

01:50:31.060 Look, as much as they are, you know, they shower and poop, they do have natural remedies,

01:50:37.700 you know, or you sit on Twitter and you see a lot of these pages posting now, like, cures

01:50:42.620 to a lot of these diseases that are replaced with modern-day medicine, but there's actual

01:50:48.320 natural cures.

01:50:49.880 Obviously, they're going to give you...

01:50:50.580 Yeah, cancer's a sign-up.

01:50:51.700 Yeah, right?

01:50:52.340 Like, so just things like that.

01:50:54.700 I mean, you see it happening.

01:50:55.740 Or you spend more time in the Middle East, you realize that all Arabs aren't terrorists.

01:51:00.540 Bro, you forgot Joe Rogan.

01:51:01.440 I said, no, Joe Rogan has a great podcast on Spotify.

01:51:04.960 I know, I wish we could turn on TTS, but we can't.

01:51:06.360 Yeah, even Mike talking about how the pharmaceutical industry is what got him and what got him

01:51:10.520 addicted.

01:51:11.160 Bro, if you look at...

01:51:12.040 I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

01:51:13.080 If you look...

01:51:13.640 If you follow the rabbit hole towards any problem, like, any...

01:51:17.840 It always goes back to one singular...

01:51:21.120 Like, who controls the pharmaceutical industry?

01:51:22.980 Sam.

01:51:24.260 Oh, that's not the answer you're looking for?

01:51:25.500 Well, yeah, true.

01:51:26.280 But who are the people that control it?

01:51:28.340 Normie.

01:51:28.740 We're in Normie, LA.

01:51:31.260 I know it's hard, bro.

01:51:32.320 It's hard.

01:51:33.340 I know.

01:51:33.700 Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

01:51:35.020 I know, but, like, I wish more people would, like, try to look into that.

01:51:37.620 Like, okay, the pharmaceutical industry is what got me addicted to heroin for 10 years.

01:51:41.340 Who controls the pharmaceutical industry?

01:51:43.020 Where do they manufacture these drugs?

01:51:44.600 How do they hire the scientists to go and back these drugs?

01:51:46.900 How do we lie and tell people that this is a disease?

01:51:50.140 I agree with you.

01:51:51.020 Who's funding this?

01:51:51.980 Also, why would we take you off the subscription?

01:51:54.540 We're making a lifetime subscription off of you.

01:51:57.180 Yep.

01:51:57.360 Why would we?

01:51:58.240 Spotify for your disease.

01:52:01.020 Spotify for your disease.

01:52:03.180 Wow.

01:52:03.540 Can we get some more music on?

01:52:04.600 Preferably not.

01:52:05.120 No, no, no, no.

01:52:05.540 We're not yapping.

01:52:06.040 It's good.

01:52:06.620 Wait, hold on.

01:52:07.200 He was, Kane was calling me.

01:52:08.660 I got something.

01:52:10.200 Okay, call me ASAP.

01:52:11.580 Okay, let me see.

01:52:13.620 Is that Neon's guy?

01:52:14.800 Oh, yeah.

01:52:15.940 Let's call him up.

01:52:16.500 I'm going to call NeNe right after, too.

01:52:21.180 He said call me not on cam, but I'm like, what do you want me to do, hide?

01:52:24.660 Tell me around.

01:52:27.220 Yo, Kane, I'm live right now.

01:52:33.860 Kane?

01:52:34.720 Ah!

01:52:35.740 Why'd he do that?

01:52:36.840 Oh, my sawd's in your car.

01:52:38.040 Yeah, bro, what the?

01:52:41.840 Okay, he'll go.

01:52:44.920 Okay, look what he said.

01:52:45.980 Yeah, we need to get my idea.

01:52:50.640 Should I call to see if we get that rope done?

01:52:54.660 Yeah, I mean, the weather's better right now.

01:53:03.220 Lifelike.

01:53:03.820 This is what your lifelike.

01:53:09.060 This is like a movie, but it's really very lifelike.

01:53:14.880 At the gram and I don't even like likes.

01:53:17.220 I was screaming at my daddy, told me it ain't Christ like.

01:53:19.720 I was screaming at the referee, just like Mike.

01:53:24.440 Lifelike.

01:53:26.320 Lifelike.

01:53:26.880 Lifelike.

01:53:27.280 Lifelike.

01:53:27.560 Lifelike.

01:53:28.280 Lifelike.

01:53:28.560 Lifelike.

01:53:29.000 Lifelike.

01:53:29.500 Lifelike.

01:53:30.000 Lifelike.

01:53:30.500 Yo, Ben, is it possible to do that tightrope shit today, since it's drying up right now?

01:53:39.060 What do you got to say, man?

01:53:40.700 Can you talk to him and see if it's possible to do today?

01:53:42.720 Because we need some content today.

01:53:43.840 We do, we do, we do.

01:53:46.340 Bro, look at this traffic right now.

01:53:51.940 Oh, okay, no.

01:53:54.140 We can't do it today because it's dangerous.

01:53:55.640 It's almost as bad as all the Satanism.

01:53:57.660 It's wet, and it's sandstone that holds the bolt.

01:54:00.400 Okay, yeah.

01:54:00.880 We'll do it tomorrow.

01:54:02.060 All right, that's good.

01:54:02.700 Yeah, yeah, we'll talk tomorrow.

01:54:07.760 We'll talk tomorrow.

01:54:09.160 Bro, love speech is glazing Arabs so much.

01:54:11.060 It's ridiculous.

01:54:11.560 Like, even, look at my dad's son.

01:54:13.440 I'll text you later, Ben.

01:54:17.540 Yeah, your dad's a goat.

01:54:18.800 I swear, like, love speech hates on me so much, but he's the one unhated dude in the community.

01:54:23.100 Papa Sneeko, you're a goat.

01:54:25.420 Spam the love speech community right now.

01:54:26.880 Join up the love speech community.

01:54:27.500 I'm not gay either, but your dad's a dill.

01:54:32.700 Like, you're doing so well, and then you say some shit like that, bro.

01:54:36.300 What?

01:54:40.760 I've been in LA for five minutes, and you just say some fucking...

01:54:43.220 Papa Sneeko, you raised a homophobe.

01:54:44.840 Like a weird face.

01:54:45.440 I'm proud of you.

01:54:47.160 Weird people, bro.

01:54:55.840 Would you rather me say he's ugly?

01:54:58.280 Dude, it's just...

01:55:02.700 Okay, now you guys are saying it's boring.

01:55:05.320 Okay, let me play some music again, bro.

01:55:06.460 Yeah, play some music, bro.

01:55:07.500 Oh, Chad, we only got, like, ten minutes left on the car ride.

01:55:10.480 All right, it says seven.

01:55:13.300 Seven?

01:55:15.700 Huh?

01:55:16.120 No, we're good, we're good.

01:55:16.900 Oh, we're good.

01:55:17.840 Okay, uh...

01:55:19.100 You play a song.

01:55:21.280 Me?

01:55:21.820 Yeah.

01:55:22.020 Oh, okay.

01:55:24.620 Okay.

01:55:24.860 Oh, by the way, Chad, we got gym lock later for night, too.

01:55:31.780 I know, we're not going to be standing in parking lots for three hours like the other day.

01:55:39.200 That burger got me stuffed, bro.

01:55:40.480 That shit was...

01:55:40.860 Stuffed.

01:55:41.480 Yeah.

01:55:41.760 I ate too, bro.

01:55:42.580 I'm fucked.

01:55:44.020 And I had a burger for breakfast, so I'm eating a lot of food right now.

01:55:49.400 Yo, blast this shit.

01:55:53.100 I'm taking you international.

01:55:54.520 Okay.

01:55:57.440 Notice how we didn't get swatted without Neon.

01:56:00.480 With Neon, I get swatted four times in a day.

01:56:08.160 That's not Brazil shit?

01:56:09.300 Yeah.

01:56:09.500 How do you dance like a Brazilian?

01:56:10.840 Oh, you don't.

01:56:11.500 You just fuck.

01:56:13.140 I'm not even trolling.

01:56:14.640 This is literally a sex song in Brazil, so this might be haram for your street.

01:56:18.420 All music's haram.

01:56:19.220 Brazilian music is all about, like, rhythm and moving together.

01:56:25.280 I don't lead the way when I dance in Brazil.

01:56:27.320 The girl leads the way.

01:56:29.540 Because you can't go there and expect that you have the same experience.

01:56:32.420 No, not at all.

01:56:32.840 They dance like they're playing soccer like Ronaldinho.

01:56:35.140 The only girl I can dance with is my Brazilian chick.

01:56:40.340 I have zero rhythm, but when I'm with her, I turn into, like, a dancing god.

01:56:44.240 It's the music.

01:56:44.920 Did you play soccer with them?

01:56:50.540 I'm actually really...

01:56:51.340 Oh, can you tell them about the soccer thing?

01:56:53.440 About what soccer thing?

01:56:54.240 Oh, the thing in Qatar?

01:56:55.500 Yeah.

01:56:56.220 Yeah, chat.

01:56:56.880 We're most likely going to this charity soccer match in Qatar.

01:57:01.240 Can you tell them if we're going to play or not?

01:57:05.260 No, no, no.

01:57:05.920 Don't talk.

01:57:06.600 Let's not get, like, critical in there.

01:57:08.740 We're going to support.

01:57:09.740 We're going to support charity.

01:57:11.960 With, uh...

01:57:12.700 In the Middle East.

01:57:13.960 Yeah, let's keep relations there, you know, good.

01:57:19.540 It's different than here.

01:57:25.980 But think about it.

01:57:26.940 You're saying that this is, like, sex music in Brazil, right?

01:57:29.180 Yeah.

01:57:29.600 Why do you think there's such a strong LGBT presence?

01:57:32.080 In Brazil.

01:57:32.600 In Brazil?

01:57:33.160 Yeah.

01:57:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:34.980 It's huge.

01:57:35.580 Because when you become hypersexual, like, LGBTs always normalize.

01:57:39.180 Yeah.

01:57:39.480 Yeah.

01:57:43.960 Well, this is what I've been listening to.

01:57:46.300 I can't listen to English music anymore.

01:57:47.900 The thumbnail for the song is just straight-up porn everywhere.

01:57:50.340 Is it?

01:57:50.760 Yeah.

01:57:53.860 I've never even looked at that.

01:57:55.080 If you like it, I'll put more Portuguese.

01:58:06.180 Yeah, it's like, there's Satanism in LA.

01:58:08.500 It's, like, high IQ Satanism.

01:58:09.860 Brazil's, like, low IQ Satanism.

01:58:11.900 Is it high IQ Satanism in LA?

01:58:13.540 Yeah.

01:58:13.980 It's, like, um...

01:58:14.600 It's more ingrained, embedded.

01:58:16.660 It's more MKUltra, brain style.

01:58:18.780 Okay, yeah, yeah.

01:58:19.220 Brazil's just, like, oh, let's do this.

01:58:21.260 Yeah, you're right.

01:58:21.820 It's just part of...

01:58:22.920 Yeah.

01:58:23.880 Here, if they try to hide it, Brazil, they just do it.

01:58:27.600 But every...

01:58:28.240 I would love to go to Brazil.

01:58:30.300 I would.

01:58:30.840 Brazil's one of the greatest countries in the world.

01:58:33.640 Seriously?

01:58:34.220 Yeah.

01:58:34.540 Eu gosto do Brasil muito.

01:58:36.240 Well, you have that good accent, too.

01:58:37.460 Yeah, I've been learning Portuguese.

01:58:38.960 Se boate o boete.

01:58:40.740 Okay.

01:58:41.540 That's what I'm not even saying.

01:58:42.360 What was it going to mean?

01:58:43.060 I don't know.

01:58:43.520 I'm just saying words.

01:58:44.060 I don't know what you were.

01:58:47.080 It's Los Angeles.

01:58:52.840 How'd you learn that?

01:58:53.760 Who did you speak to that's Brazilian?

01:58:56.280 Quacho de Poço.

01:58:58.100 I just saw City of God, bro.

01:58:59.440 I just, like, seen one movie.

01:59:00.500 Ah, you've seen it?

01:59:01.120 You've seen the movie?

01:59:01.620 Yeah, of course.

01:59:02.160 That's the favela that we took speed to.

01:59:03.500 Really?

01:59:03.860 Yeah, it was City of God.

01:59:04.900 Oh, that's a real?

01:59:05.980 Yeah, it was the same favela.

01:59:07.080 It's a real denazio.

01:59:08.360 We could go back.

01:59:09.000 If you want to go to Brazil, we're connected there now.

01:59:11.120 Yeah, I would love to go.

01:59:12.040 Because I'm actually nice at soccer.

01:59:13.320 They're not going to invite me to the side, I mean, to, like, side men charity match and

01:59:16.820 stuff like that because, you know.

01:59:19.400 Brain risk.

01:59:21.220 Also, there's different reasons.

01:59:22.480 But, like.

01:59:24.320 Yeah, but I'm actually really nice.

01:59:25.700 I would love to play in one of those.

01:59:26.020 I'm really nice at football.

01:59:27.720 I'm pretty nasty, too.

01:59:28.620 It plays to football.

01:59:29.600 I'm a good goalkeeper.

01:59:31.640 I'm a goalkeeper.

01:59:32.320 Because I was fat.

01:59:33.100 That doesn't even count.

01:59:33.660 Yeah, I know.

01:59:34.080 The fat kid's always on the goalie.

01:59:36.260 It is what it is.

01:59:36.940 If I was good, I would, like, suicide onto the ball.

01:59:39.160 Because I'm.

01:59:40.360 I was a goalkeeper.

01:59:41.860 Wait, play that Christian music you were playing earlier.

01:59:43.980 Let me get Griff Christianity for a second.

01:59:45.200 Great comment.

02:00:06.040 Great, bro.

02:00:06.880 Right when we start grifting.

02:00:08.480 That's Satan.

02:00:10.440 That's Satan taking out the connection.

02:00:15.200 What's the bit right at?

02:00:24.400 It's okay.

02:00:25.140 It's coming back.

02:00:30.480 We're back.

02:00:33.900 We're back.

02:00:34.440 Okay, cool.

02:00:45.200 Crackers who are clipping right now.

02:00:48.700 You guys need to get better at captions.

02:00:50.340 It's like, you know, clip something that happened in the stream.

02:00:52.980 Sneak goes so wrong for this.

02:00:54.660 Like, you have to describe what the event is.

02:00:56.880 Bro, I need to do a tutorial on active income about every single part of social media.

02:01:00.320 It's incredible to me, man.

02:01:01.640 Like, you don't know how to caption.

02:01:04.300 A lot of that stuff becomes kind of second nature to me.

02:01:06.980 Yeah, it is.

02:01:07.540 It is second nature.

02:01:07.900 It's just second nature.

02:01:08.940 It's hard to teach that, you know?

02:01:11.120 You ever get, like, DMs of people like, oh, I'm going to clip for you.

02:01:13.320 I'll do you some free clips.

02:01:14.420 Yo, so many people are garbage, man.

02:01:16.360 You respond to them and it's like the worst clip ever.

02:01:18.620 Oh, my God.

02:01:23.800 How do I open the chat?

02:01:26.880 Oh, there we go.

02:01:27.380 W-Christians in the chat, right?

02:01:35.800 They're calling us Snarab now.

02:01:38.000 Snarab?

02:01:39.080 Sounds like a disease.

02:01:40.320 Yeah, it does.

02:01:40.640 I don't like that.

02:01:41.220 Bro, I caught Snarab yesterday.

02:01:44.460 That sounds worse than chlamydia.

02:01:45.960 Huh?

02:01:46.220 Who?

02:01:46.500 In Saudi, they call us Arab Co?

02:01:48.580 Was it?

02:01:49.520 Doesn't it?

02:01:50.240 No, it doesn't.

02:01:51.240 Snarab?

02:01:51.900 It does not.

02:01:52.580 Snarab is better than Arab Co.

02:01:53.800 Yeah, it does sound like chlamydia.

02:01:57.380 Yeah, I was watching Snarab earlier.

02:02:02.540 Oh, really?

02:02:06.440 Did they prescribe you any medicine?

02:02:09.100 I can't lie.

02:02:09.600 Sneon hits.

02:02:10.400 Sneon hits.

02:02:11.720 Sneon hits.

02:02:15.980 This is so good, I forgot it was on.

02:02:19.480 You guys like this or no?

02:02:21.700 Is that it?

02:02:22.900 No, we're good.

02:02:23.460 We're good?

02:02:24.280 I think they do like this.

02:02:25.900 It's peaceful, yeah.

02:02:26.640 Very peaceful.

02:02:27.040 Is this Haram too?

02:02:28.740 No, there's no way it's Haram.

02:02:30.740 Because you guys respect Jesus anyway.

02:02:33.000 If it's not Karan.

02:02:33.960 He's very angelic.

02:02:34.380 If it's not Karan.

02:02:35.800 It's Haram.

02:02:36.560 It's Haram.

02:02:37.640 I just came up with that too.

02:02:39.120 Wow.

02:02:40.120 That's your new grift.

02:02:41.800 Bro, that's been my grift.

02:02:48.560 Sirico hits.

02:02:49.360 Move on.

02:02:50.040 Move on from Blueberry, bro.

02:02:51.320 Was she there at the gym yesterday?

02:02:55.540 I don't want to.

02:02:56.020 Is it cordial?

02:02:56.860 Is that?

02:02:57.160 I don't want to talk about it.

02:03:00.160 Play We Are Heroes, Nasheed.

02:03:01.520 Let me hear.

02:03:09.360 Okay, I can't do it anymore.

02:03:10.780 I'm born.

02:03:10.980 Do you want to pray in Christianity?

02:03:12.520 No.

02:03:16.500 Isn't that Nasheed?

02:03:18.380 All right.

02:03:18.940 Do I have to hold your hand now?

02:03:19.920 Yeah, just hold my hand.

02:03:20.820 Why do Christians have to hold each other's hands?

02:03:23.080 We're together.

02:03:23.760 You know, just like slimy hands.

02:03:25.580 No, no.

02:03:25.900 I have clean hands, actually, all the time.

02:03:27.440 Can I just pray?

02:03:28.160 Like, do I need to hold your hand?

02:03:28.780 No, you don't have to hold my hand.

02:03:29.720 Okay.

02:03:30.280 We're brothers in Christ.

02:03:32.380 No, we're not.

02:03:34.960 We're brothers, but we're not in...

02:03:37.160 What does that even mean?

02:03:38.280 What does that mean?

02:03:39.240 We're brothers in Christ.

02:03:40.180 Can you describe to me what that means?

02:03:41.940 Yeah, like, we're all...

02:03:43.240 Like, you guys say, you know, my brother in Islam.

02:03:45.900 Same thing.

02:03:46.600 Right, that's in a belief.

02:03:48.440 My brother in Christ.

02:03:49.340 Like, you know, we come from God.

02:03:51.140 In Christ?

02:03:51.960 Which means my brother from...

02:03:53.180 Like, you don't have to go through...

02:03:54.500 I know, I'm just, like, trying to break down, like, what it means, you know?

02:03:56.620 Yeah, man, I don't know what to tell you.

02:03:57.780 It's just, like, we're brothers.

02:03:58.900 You know, we're...

02:03:59.760 So, just say that.

02:04:01.740 Okay, so you say we're brothers, then.

02:04:03.360 Instead of we're brothers in Islam.

02:04:03.980 We're brothers.

02:04:04.700 My Muslim brother.

02:04:06.380 Ah, beautiful.

02:04:07.080 You know, you say that.

02:04:07.900 Yeah.

02:04:09.480 My Christian brother.

02:04:12.060 We're not brothers, because I'm Christian, huh?

02:04:13.920 But all of a sudden, if I hit the Nasheed, or if I hit the...

02:04:17.520 What's it called?

02:04:20.020 When you...

02:04:21.280 Shahada.

02:04:22.600 The shahada.

02:04:23.060 Take your shahada, yeah.

02:04:23.740 If I hit the shahada.

02:04:24.500 The shahada means, uh, slippers.

02:04:28.180 In Lebanese Arabic.

02:04:29.300 Are you serious?

02:04:30.660 You get hit by the shahada.

02:04:31.900 You probably say, like, in a weird pronunciation or something.

02:04:36.000 What about, um...

02:04:37.360 Mr. Driver, sorry, are you Christian?

02:04:39.260 Yes, I am.

02:04:39.960 Okay.

02:04:40.720 Are you Orthodox Catholic?

02:04:41.840 What are you?

02:04:42.880 Orthodox.

02:04:43.080 Orthodox.

02:04:43.380 Oh, okay, okay.

02:04:44.060 So, uh, he's Orthodox, too.

02:04:46.300 Why is Jesus' birthday on January 7th?

02:04:49.780 Because that's the old calendar.

02:04:51.280 It's January 6th that we do.

02:04:53.900 Oh, January 6th?

02:04:54.780 Mm-hmm.

02:04:55.120 Oh, okay.

02:04:55.960 That's, like, the old calendar.

02:04:58.240 It's the old calendar?

02:04:59.200 Mm-hmm.

02:04:59.800 So why do the other Christians believe that it's, um, December 25th?

02:05:03.700 Well, not other Christians.

02:05:06.440 All the Europe and, like, the Middle East, everybody believed on the 6th.

02:05:10.780 That's the 6th?

02:05:11.260 Yeah.

02:05:11.440 And then they just redo the, like, the calendar.

02:05:14.400 They brought it to the 25th.

02:05:15.900 Yeah, in Lebanon on the 6th, we, like, fry bread or something.

02:05:18.620 It's some tradition.

02:05:20.100 Fry bread?

02:05:20.720 Yeah, you fry this type of bread.

02:05:22.040 It's like a celebration.

02:05:22.680 And then you do, like, the fish.

02:05:24.420 Oh, you do the same thing?

02:05:26.900 Hmm.

02:05:27.540 I think my cameraman told me January 7th, so we got an extra day off.

02:05:30.320 We fry bread for Jesus.

02:05:32.360 The 7th, it's actually, it's the Greeks.

02:05:35.220 It's the Greeks?

02:05:36.380 The Greeks always steal stuff from us Arabs, and then they change it a little bit and say

02:05:40.220 it's theirs.

02:05:41.480 The Greeks, they do on the 7th.

02:05:44.060 I think it's, uh, Russian, you know, Ukrainian Orthodox, they do 7th.

02:05:49.320 But every, I think it's a 6th year, they come up in the same day.

02:05:53.760 60 or 9 years, they come up in the same day.

02:05:56.900 It becomes on the 6th.

02:05:59.220 Someone said Filipino LARPing is an Arab.

02:06:01.360 I never said, what?

02:06:02.620 They're literal Arab right here.

02:06:04.360 I'm not LARPing is him.

02:06:05.960 Yeah, they're saying JQ the driver.

02:06:07.440 Ugh, no.

02:06:09.420 I mean, we got time, bro.

02:06:10.500 We're full stop.

02:06:11.020 Show them the traffic again.

02:06:12.040 I don't know why it's even raining right now.

02:06:13.360 It's just, like, randomly just raindrops everywhere.

02:06:15.200 We're stuck in dead stop traffic.

02:06:16.920 We're on the highway.

02:06:17.400 We're not moving at all.

02:06:18.640 My friend, who runs the world?

02:06:20.160 Oh, my God.

02:06:20.900 Arab, no, bro.

02:06:23.180 He knows!

02:06:24.100 Oh, bro, dad.

02:06:24.740 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:06:25.820 You don't have to answer.

02:06:26.640 Please don't answer.

02:06:27.400 But when somebody laughs, they know.

02:06:28.940 Like, it's literally, like, an unspoken language that people have.

02:06:31.840 We don't need to speak about it.

02:06:32.800 Come on, Arab, man.

02:06:33.780 God, man.

02:06:35.380 I mean, you can tell in L.A., man.

02:06:52.460 You can tell in L.A.

02:06:54.220 W, Mexican, Arab.

02:06:55.240 I'm ambiguous.

02:06:56.000 Anywhere in the world, I can be what they are, except for America.

02:07:00.040 I can't be white.

02:07:03.280 India, they think I'm Indian.

02:07:04.440 Mexico, they think I'm Mexican.

02:07:05.620 Brazil, they think I'm Portuguese.

02:07:06.860 They think I'm Brazilian.

02:07:07.400 I know.

02:07:07.640 You get called gringo sometimes, too.

02:07:09.240 Yeah.

02:07:09.700 Wait, where?

02:07:10.720 I saw some videos you were getting called gringo by the people.

02:07:12.900 Oh, gringo just means foreigner.

02:07:14.440 It doesn't mean white.

02:07:14.780 Oh, okay, okay.

02:07:15.660 How do I do an active income?

02:07:16.760 It's activeincome.com.

02:07:17.760 Easy.

02:07:19.060 Easy.

02:07:19.340 Brothers in Christ means we are both saved by Jesus.

02:07:21.620 Jesus died for us.

02:07:22.580 We have faith in the ransom, and it binds us.

02:07:24.540 Gum is haram?

02:07:26.440 Bro, there's no chance that that's...

02:07:28.720 Is it?

02:07:29.320 Somebody said that in chat.

02:07:30.120 Maybe there's pork or something, like in the gelatin and the Jewish...

02:07:33.200 Everything, bro.

02:07:37.760 Instead of chat, you need to join the...

02:07:39.340 See the love speech community.

02:07:40.300 What are they saying?

02:07:42.560 What are they saying?

02:07:43.400 How much longer?

02:07:43.920 How much more on the drive?

02:07:44.560 Oh, chat, we're five minutes away.

02:07:49.580 Five minutes away, chat.

02:07:50.640 Three minutes till we get there.

02:07:51.700 Sneeko's an L litterer.

02:07:52.800 A piece of gum is not litter, bro.

02:07:54.500 Is that litter?

02:07:55.060 No, it's not.

02:07:55.800 It's biodegradable.

02:07:56.720 What are you talking about?

02:07:58.560 What are you talking about?

02:07:59.740 That's not litter.

02:08:01.440 Rumble got to fix their notifications.

02:08:02.860 Sneeko updates JustGuy's notification now, like two hours after we started going live.

02:08:06.620 Really?

02:08:07.120 Yeah.

02:08:08.400 Sneeko the grifter.

02:08:09.320 You guys, someone...

02:08:10.400 Okay, and love speech right now.

02:08:11.520 Define what grifter means, okay?

02:08:13.320 Define what that means.

02:08:14.520 Can you define grifter?

02:08:15.280 What does that mean?

02:08:16.920 I never really used to use that word before you until, like, I saw people using it about you.

02:08:20.800 Right.

02:08:21.940 I did have somebody use it against me.

02:08:23.400 I had Ludwig once call me a grifter.

02:08:25.060 He said you need to stop grifting because I said something about transgenders or something.

02:08:28.600 Okay.

02:08:30.080 They just...

02:08:30.760 It's a word they use...

02:08:31.860 It's a cheap shot word they use to...

02:08:33.860 Discredit?

02:08:34.160 To discredit people that are promoting something that they believe is harmful kind of thing.

02:08:43.020 Or, like...

02:08:44.060 It basically means...

02:08:45.140 It basically means you're faking something so that you can get likes.

02:08:48.820 That's what grifting is.

02:08:50.600 Isn't that cloud chasing?

02:08:51.880 Yeah, but it's a cheap shot word that people use just to, like...

02:08:54.500 It's basically like calling someone a bigot.

02:08:57.580 It's like, yeah, you're...

02:08:58.400 I mean, you're not a bigot.

02:08:59.900 You just have an opinion that's different.

02:09:01.340 Am I a grifter?

02:09:04.700 You?

02:09:05.540 I'll be honest, man.

02:09:06.240 Like, what do you think about me?

02:09:07.220 I already told you.

02:09:07.980 I think you, uh...

02:09:08.740 I think you started the Muslim thing as a grift, but I think you actually became a Muslim.

02:09:12.200 Like, it was...

02:09:12.700 It was definitely a...

02:09:14.220 Yo, Neo, what's good, man?

02:09:15.220 I'm live.

02:09:15.500 What are you doing?

02:09:16.500 What's good?

02:09:17.100 I'm just...

02:09:17.600 I'm planning something for tonight.

02:09:18.940 Do you have something or no?

02:09:19.900 Well, um...

02:09:20.780 Yeah, you have a good idea.

02:09:21.780 Can you text me with the ideas?

02:09:23.540 Um, yeah, I'm gonna get a cane to tell you right now.

02:09:26.160 It's, like, really good, bro.

02:09:27.680 Okay, can I leak it and then someone will steal it?

02:09:29.880 No, if you leak it, I'm actually, like, gonna piss.

02:09:31.840 Like, it's really good, bro.

02:09:32.940 Okay, okay.

02:09:33.340 I won't leak it, I promise.

02:09:34.080 I'm with Arab right now.

02:09:36.000 Okay, what's good, Arab?

02:09:37.080 Yo, what's up?

02:09:37.820 You're actually one of the only Indians I'm down to talk to.

02:09:40.560 What?

02:09:41.920 Are we locked in for Saturday?

02:09:43.440 Uh, for tomorrow.

02:09:45.380 Wait, oh, it's tomorrow?

02:09:46.440 We can do tomorrow.

02:09:47.000 We can do Saturday.

02:09:47.600 We can do either.

02:09:48.880 Tomorrow's better.

02:09:49.360 Let's do tomorrow.

02:09:49.680 Yeah, tomorrow's better.

02:09:50.520 But if it rains, we're unlocked in.

02:09:51.940 It's sunny, I checked.

02:09:54.040 Okay, cool.

02:09:54.620 Yeah, we're locked in for tomorrow.

02:09:56.380 All right, see you tomorrow then.

02:09:57.180 All right, yeah.

02:09:57.600 Well, I'll see you today.

02:09:59.660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:10:01.160 Okay, wait, and do you want to go do gym later today?

02:10:03.100 I have the gym locked and everything.

02:10:04.040 It's actually planned for once.

02:10:06.380 Say yes.

02:10:06.920 We can do it after.

02:10:07.640 Yeah, there's no other answer.

02:10:08.660 You need to work out.

02:10:09.400 Yeah, we need to work out every day.

02:10:10.360 You need to become a man.

02:10:11.000 I got you, I got you.

02:10:11.740 All right, bye.

02:10:12.120 Just check your text.

02:10:12.760 He's texting me, man.

02:10:14.500 I love phone calls to Neon because it's very, like, he is almost more ADHD than me.

02:10:19.360 So it's like, there's no waste of time.

02:10:21.940 People, like, just talk and fluff.

02:10:22.820 Oh, God.

02:10:23.380 This phone call that I was just on with a guy prior, he just kept talking.

02:10:25.960 Who was it?

02:10:26.420 Was it me?

02:10:26.980 No, the guy that, we're going on a tightrope.

02:10:29.020 Oh, that's right.

02:10:29.320 Yeah, he just kept going, right?

02:10:30.200 Yeah, just, like, get to the point.

02:10:31.380 Yeah, I know.

02:10:31.800 Just shut up.

02:10:32.280 Like, I don't care about your day, you know?

02:10:34.040 I've got stuff to do.

02:10:37.040 What do I think about you?

02:10:37.980 Can we go back to that conversation?

02:10:39.120 Oh, you're just calling me a grifter and a cloud chaser and saying I'm invalid.

02:10:41.500 No, no, no.

02:10:42.300 I already told you this.

02:10:43.540 It doesn't need to be repeated, but, like, you started heavily, partially, because it would

02:10:47.880 get you more views, but you actually become a real Muslim.

02:10:50.060 I think you're a real Muslim.

02:10:51.160 You're very devout now.

02:10:53.000 But, in general, I think you're just a regular dude that's pretty misunderstood.

02:10:56.340 You know, you're pretty good at...

02:10:57.940 I'm misunderstood?

02:10:58.360 Yeah, I think you're pretty good at collabing.

02:11:00.960 Some people call you a cloud chaser.

02:11:02.900 Your loyalty is to free speech and humor.

02:11:06.000 And as long as you just get to do that, you don't give a fuck what you're doing.

02:11:08.680 Yeah.

02:11:09.140 And then now you're in a very self-improvement wave.

02:11:11.280 I am, too.

02:11:11.840 I'm in a pretty self-improvement wave this year.

02:11:15.080 You know, fitness, Muay Thai, praying, avoiding as much females as possible.

02:11:22.380 As possible.

02:11:22.920 I'm not.

02:11:23.480 I'm not.

02:11:24.340 You just gripped it.

02:11:25.400 When you were saying that, you could hear the gripped in your voice.

02:11:27.720 I'm avoiding OF chicks, but...

02:11:30.920 I mean, I always have.

02:11:32.740 But I'm not avoiding females.

02:11:34.140 This is my year for...

02:11:35.320 It's difficult.

02:11:35.940 And I know you guys saw, like, a little bit of a full year yesterday.

02:11:38.020 Like, I'm really doing no sex, no fap, all 2020, 24, 24.

02:11:42.100 The whore in the gym yesterday, like, she was just all over me and, like...

02:11:45.820 You haven't busted since last year.

02:11:54.620 It's nice trees outside, huh?

02:11:57.280 Some grift over there.

02:11:59.860 Some grift outside.

02:12:01.800 Some grift outside.

02:12:02.500 You see, the skies are blue now.

02:12:03.940 Yeah.

02:12:04.540 The sun came back out.

02:12:05.860 Yeah.

02:12:06.080 It's difficult, bro.

02:12:06.920 It's difficult.

02:12:07.620 But, yeah, the girl yesterday, she was, like, all over me.

02:12:09.920 And, you know, I just...

02:12:10.740 It's like, okay, get off me.

02:12:11.560 I just, like, took her number.

02:12:12.620 I shouldn't even have done that.

02:12:13.620 Like, I didn't text her.

02:12:14.340 Well, I didn't, but, you know...

02:12:16.040 But if you want to later, maybe.

02:12:17.620 Yeah, I know, bro.

02:12:19.780 I know.

02:12:21.040 I know.

02:12:21.820 I know.

02:12:23.020 I'm not going to, though.

02:12:24.020 I'm not going to.

02:12:25.300 That's why, like, going to the gym every single night is such a good way to...

02:12:27.640 Because then you're completely exhausted afterwards.

02:12:29.240 You don't have any energy or time.

02:12:30.500 Like, you're not going to...

02:12:31.400 You're too exhausted to do anything.

02:12:32.740 So, I'm going to keep on doing that every day.

02:12:35.260 Yeah, I'm going to be streaming a lot.

02:12:36.160 Like, this new era, bro, I'm just going to keep on...

02:12:38.260 You're going to see good collabs every day.

02:12:40.980 Good stuff every day.

02:12:41.900 It's going to keep me accountable.

02:12:43.620 Hopefully, it keeps you accountable, too.

02:12:45.120 You know?

02:12:45.440 Or at least in somewhat motivating.

02:12:47.360 What?

02:12:48.220 The stream.

02:12:48.580 Like, every day when you come watch the stream during the new era, I want you guys to be

02:12:51.840 able to, like, to leave it and be like, yo, I want to get on my stuff, too.

02:12:54.400 I agree.

02:12:54.920 You know?

02:12:55.180 I need to stay on top of my life.

02:12:57.100 I think keeping those fitness streams up is big for accountability.

02:13:01.320 Inshallah.

02:13:01.740 It'd be good.

02:13:04.620 It's funny how Mike was comparing, like, going to a fight gym to have heroin.

02:13:07.700 But it would be fun to, like, go to the gym with Mike.

02:13:09.400 You know?

02:13:09.580 We go to the gym with different people.

02:13:10.480 With Bryce.

02:13:11.720 With everybody.

02:13:12.480 I mean, Bryce is a machine, bro.

02:13:13.720 To do bare-knuckle boxing, that's a different level of balls.

02:13:18.580 What's the idea of it?

02:13:23.460 Part of LA is this.

02:13:24.120 It detects me the idea.

02:13:25.840 Yeah, where are we at?

02:13:26.640 Can you show them?

02:13:28.740 Chad, what part of LA is this?

02:13:31.360 Can you show them the buildings on the right?

02:13:32.920 That's downtown.

02:13:34.280 That's downtown LA?

02:13:35.560 So, like, Skid Row is down there?

02:13:37.480 Oh, okay.

02:13:42.660 Chad, is my IRL stream just sitting in an Uber the whole time?

02:13:45.840 Where's the JW?

02:13:46.640 JW.

02:13:48.580 Or the Ritz-Carlton.

02:13:51.800 Then I get a...

02:13:52.400 The one is the far right.

02:13:53.860 The last one is the Ritz-Carlton.

02:14:01.740 They don't even want to tell me the idea because they said it's so good.

02:14:05.980 You see this black box right there?

02:14:07.280 Uh-huh.

02:14:07.880 Well, I'm going to show you something right now.

02:14:09.820 Oh, my God.

02:14:10.560 This idea is...

02:14:11.760 Oh, my...

02:14:13.580 What was that, Vitaly Stream?

02:14:15.020 No, for Neon Stream afterwards.

02:14:17.820 Oh, my God, bro.

02:14:19.320 Don't leak it.

02:14:36.560 Don't leak it.

02:14:38.840 Don't leak it.

02:14:39.220 Don't leak it.

02:14:39.520 Damn

02:14:44.700 There's no way

02:14:51.920 Chad, guess

02:14:53.140 I want to say one word

02:14:58.540 But I feel like it'll leak

02:14:59.260 Look at you spamming leak it

02:15:00.420 And then you guys call me a bad friend

02:15:02.220 Starting tomorrow

02:15:07.840 Shut up, man

02:15:08.860 Bruh

02:15:16.440 Is that after the gym or before the gym?

02:15:18.400 Ah, motherfucker

02:15:19.360 I saw before the gym

02:15:20.400 Okay

02:15:21.080 Unbelievable

02:15:25.920 Unbelievable

02:15:28.300 Chad, we're one minute away

02:15:29.360 I saw Irel streaming

02:15:31.980 They're just like

02:15:32.440 Alright, alright

02:15:32.780 Those impressions hit last time

02:15:39.420 When we were in Saudi

02:15:39.960 Yeah, they were good impressions

02:15:41.880 Did the guys react to them?

02:15:44.480 Oh, I don't know

02:15:45.220 I don't know

02:15:46.380 Have you worked on any?

02:15:48.200 Impressions?

02:15:48.780 Can you do impressions?

02:15:49.540 I do accents on impressions

02:15:50.700 What's your best accent?

02:15:52.020 Probably Indian or Arab

02:15:53.760 If I need to do an Arab one

02:15:55.020 I can do an Arab one

02:15:55.720 I gotta like switch

02:15:57.340 Okay, Al Krakern, you say off the battery

02:15:58.780 Okay

02:16:02.780 Yeah, that's why all your engagement stuff

02:16:08.180 That's why you have over 500 likes no more

02:16:10.280 Don't do the donation

02:16:11.500 It's not gay to kiss a Muslim brother

02:16:14.360 I know you're not my security

02:16:15.380 But if he does gay stuff

02:16:16.400 Can you step in?

02:16:17.140 It's not gay, dawg

02:16:18.700 Can that be part of the stipulations?

02:16:20.680 I don't even have a half chub

02:16:22.000 I can meet after the

02:16:33.180 After the

02:16:35.000 Dinner

02:16:36.280 Huh?

02:16:37.080 I can meet after the dinner

02:16:37.980 Okay

02:16:38.500 Yeah, we'll see

02:16:41.520 Damn, bro

02:16:42.940 Okay, I gotta shut up

02:16:46.300 I'm gonna play a song

02:16:46.880 I'm gonna play a song

02:16:47.320 Cause we're almost here

02:16:47.820 I'm gonna fucking

02:16:48.720 Like, I'm gonna spill the beans

02:16:49.780 If I don't shut up right now

02:16:50.980 I'll play one Haram song

02:16:58.920 Before we get out of here, huh?

02:17:02.800 It's good to be back, man

02:17:03.780 It's good to be back

02:17:05.420 It's just gonna be fire

02:17:07.360 Every single day

02:17:08.640 Do you guys think

02:17:11.520 We're gonna get pranked right now

02:17:12.380 With Vitaly?

02:17:12.940 Like

02:17:13.080 I don't think

02:17:14.160 No, we're late

02:17:14.860 We don't have time to get Nutella

02:17:15.800 We're late

02:17:16.640 You know Lil Durk's muscle, too?

02:17:35.880 You know what?

02:17:37.180 Lil Durk is muscle

02:17:38.000 Yeah, he went and did his

02:17:40.040 His Mecca thing

02:17:43.100 You went for a little bit?

02:17:43.740 Right, recently

02:17:44.540 I think so

02:17:45.480 I got sand for all my cases

02:17:48.440 You know damn well

02:17:49.160 He getting me out

02:17:49.980 Better do hair and nails

02:17:51.160 You better go pull out his stand

02:17:52.360 Or get me out

02:17:53.120 I need street shit

02:17:54.160 So I'm sprinting

02:17:54.860 And anytime

02:17:55.540 I ain't been cold

02:17:56.300 I had a best friend

02:17:57.380 We're the best friend

02:17:58.160 Shit, less win, no don't

02:17:59.480 I got my gas

02:18:00.320 And I went to the west

02:18:01.480 And ain't go for the trunk

02:18:02.620 Keep it up

02:18:03.220 I'm gonna get nuts

02:18:04.140 And the booze

02:18:04.580 And jeez

02:18:05.040 And it's in the car

02:18:05.720 You're killing me

02:18:06.280 Rout, wolf

02:18:07.120 Why you telling me

02:18:07.840 Now they're torn

02:18:08.680 Part the car

02:18:09.300 They'll jump out the door

02:18:10.240 Catch a slip

02:18:10.860 And you get a report

02:18:11.800 And they snatch

02:18:12.440 My people's love

02:18:13.400 Got the keys

02:18:14.120 To be chanel

02:18:14.960 You can add it up

02:18:15.860 Hit it down

02:18:16.180 It's good to be back

02:18:16.840 Have you had an LA run before?

02:18:19.560 You said you used to grind here

02:18:20.500 For now with Clicks, right?

02:18:22.320 No, Clicks and I

02:18:23.340 We never grinded

02:18:24.620 I've had LA runs before, yeah

02:18:25.920 I had a big LA streaming run

02:18:27.880 Venice Beach

02:18:30.700 That kind of shit

02:18:31.700 Downtown LA

02:18:32.560 There's some e-sports

02:18:34.500 Hubs here as well

02:18:36.120 Right where we are

02:18:38.100 Actually

02:18:38.500 Yeah

02:18:39.120 You ever heard of Energy?

02:18:42.300 What's up?

02:18:42.800 Energy

02:18:43.120 You ever heard of the team Energy?

02:18:44.280 No, what is that?

02:18:45.360 Big ass e-sports team

02:18:46.620 They got like a little castle here

02:18:48.660 I'm not in tune with that

02:18:49.620 You still talk to Carlos?

02:18:51.240 Yeah

02:18:51.560 Here and there

02:18:52.800 Not often

02:18:53.800 He's in a different era

02:18:56.600 Very crypto heavy

02:18:58.840 That's what we need

02:19:00.780 To all get on chat

02:19:01.520 Our entrepreneur grind

02:19:02.560 Nah, not the crypto stuff

02:19:04.780 It's too easy to get burned in crypto

02:19:06.900 I just invested

02:19:08.300 A lot more today

02:19:09.560 Yeah

02:19:10.120 Like in regular shit

02:19:12.060 Like Bitcoin and Ethereum

02:19:13.320 I'm not getting burned in that

02:19:14.540 It's too easy to get burned

02:19:16.480 When you like start a project

02:19:17.820 Or work on a project

02:19:18.900 Nah, nah, nah

02:19:19.560 We're right next to Skid Row right now

02:19:24.320 Arab gets horned

02:19:25.500 There's a fire right now

02:19:26.720 This guy's burning a fire on the street

02:19:28.600 Bro, you should honestly film the outside

02:19:30.920 High key

02:19:32.580 If you see some crazy shit

02:19:35.320 This is downtown LA, chat

02:19:38.580 This is where shit goes down

02:19:39.660 This kid right now is probably grabbing 180 ounces of weed out his back truck

02:19:47.240 He's about to burn a body

02:19:48.960 Look, he just grabbed a gas tank

02:19:50.080 Hey, bro, how far away from Skid Row?

02:20:01.880 Yeah

02:20:02.360 The street with tents

02:20:04.700 Half a mile?

02:20:11.260 I was down

02:20:11.800 She was down

02:20:12.300 She was down

02:20:12.320 When I rode in piracy

02:20:13.440 Played with the pussy in the jeep

02:20:15.140 Yeah, she was down

02:20:16.060 With the flow

02:20:16.480 Played driving

02:20:17.120 Jumped in the car

02:20:17.900 When she heard my ditch

02:20:18.800 It wasn't nothing

02:20:19.760 Just pull up at the project

02:20:20.820 Easy to me, my nigga

02:20:22.600 You only wanna see

02:20:23.540 You only wanna see

02:20:24.440 What the killer

02:20:24.940 Hand snitch by my dealer

02:20:26.340 You only wanna see

02:20:27.300 You only see

02:20:27.720 What you mean, my dealer

02:20:28.680 She ain't got shit

02:20:29.560 For the soft

02:20:30.120 And the H

02:20:30.800 Gotta hear Johnny

02:20:31.460 Put a soft

02:20:32.000 Swear it down

02:20:32.700 Interviewing medicine

02:20:33.440 Send a weird nigga

02:20:34.240 Put a corner

02:20:34.720 Put it on

02:20:35.220 Put a soft

02:20:35.740 I'm my mama

02:20:37.700 No nigga

02:20:38.740 Big coat

02:20:39.440 Go nigga

02:20:40.120 Go nigga

02:20:40.580 Grab my bottle

02:20:41.460 Go nigga

02:20:41.960 Go nigga

02:20:42.460 Grab my bottle

02:20:43.340 Keep your hand

02:20:44.160 Look, look outside, bro

02:20:45.140 It's full of tents and shit

02:20:46.260 This is the beginning

02:20:50.540 Chad, it's fully legal in LA

02:21:07.200 To have a tent

02:21:07.840 As your house

02:21:09.320 Are you serious?

02:21:10.580 Yeah, you don't have to pay rent

02:21:11.360 That's why this place

02:21:12.100 Fucking sucks, man

02:21:12.660 You actually get money

02:21:13.520 I'm pretty sure

02:21:14.180 I don't know why

02:21:14.880 You would live here

02:21:15.420 When you just sell food

02:21:16.600 In the street

02:21:17.080 Live in a tent

02:21:17.820 Like

02:21:18.100 Why would anyone

02:21:20.440 Choose to be here?

02:21:21.420 They got some pretty

02:21:21.980 Pretty good tents too, bro

02:21:23.340 Some tents are like

02:21:24.040 Two stories

02:21:24.720 LA is disgusting

02:21:27.220 It is

02:21:27.680 Yeah, LA is pure film

02:21:28.760 Bro, how are you guys

02:21:29.400 So deep?

02:21:29.880 We've been in a boring

02:21:30.680 Car ride for 30 minutes

02:21:31.820 And like it's more deep

02:21:32.900 Than it was in the restaurant

02:21:33.760 It's just stupid, bro

02:21:34.820 But hey

02:21:35.220 We're finally here

02:21:36.580 We got the content time

02:21:37.340 I just sectioned

02:21:38.200 We're here right now

02:21:39.520 Type 1 if you think

02:21:41.260 We're going to get pranked

02:21:41.900 I'm a little bit nervous

02:21:42.520 I'm not going to lie

02:21:43.000 We didn't bring the Nutella

02:21:43.760 Can you

02:21:46.880 Yeah, go ahead

02:21:48.840 Are you going to back me up

02:21:49.460 If we get pranked?

02:21:49.960 Yeah

02:21:50.780 Back you up in what way?

02:21:53.360 I might participate in the prank

02:21:55.120 How do you know

02:21:56.320 I'm not the one

02:21:56.660 That set it up?

02:22:01.920 Fuck

02:22:02.240 Bro, I'm going to hit

02:22:03.300 1.3 mil today

02:22:04.140 On YouTube

02:22:04.720 Congrats, bro

02:22:05.800 I'm just looking at

02:22:07.140 That YouTube studio app

02:22:08.060 That's nice

02:22:08.480 Isn't it wild

02:22:09.240 Mike didn't even know

02:22:09.860 That I was banned on YouTube

02:22:10.820 That like blows my mind

02:22:12.520 No, he knew

02:22:12.980 Yeah, I think I knew

02:22:15.380 I think I knew?

02:22:17.480 Yeah

02:22:17.680 I got to start

02:22:18.220 I got to start saying

02:22:19.140 That more often

02:22:19.600 When you guys say I talk about

02:22:20.440 Like refusing the gambling deal

02:22:21.520 All the time

02:22:21.980 I'm going to start saying

02:22:23.060 That every single stream

02:22:23.820 So that people like

02:22:24.360 Really get it through their heads

02:22:25.140 Like I'm not like these

02:22:26.000 I'm not like these other streams, man

02:22:28.000 I'm not like y'all, bro

02:22:31.900 Worth it in the long run

02:22:34.420 To decline it

02:22:36.660 Yeah, there's a lot of money in the bill

02:22:40.800 1,500?

02:22:45.740 Oh, well, you leaked

02:22:46.680 But yeah, thanks, man

02:22:47.560 Should I cam down?

02:22:49.400 Uh, yeah

02:22:49.860 Chad, we're here

02:22:51.140 Hello?

02:22:59.480 Yo, yo

02:23:01.860 Hello?

02:23:05.280 Yo, hello

02:23:05.980 Oh, I'm still connected to the Bluetooth

02:23:09.180 Yo

02:23:10.200 Hello?

02:23:13.660 Hello?

02:23:14.660 Hello?

02:23:15.360 Hey, uh, where are you?

02:23:17.340 Uh, right around the corner

02:23:18.160 Around the corner?

02:23:21.500 Yeah, yo

02:23:22.160 Yo

02:23:22.540 Where are we?

02:23:24.700 Hey, what up, Luke?

02:23:25.620 Can we put the camera up?

02:23:27.420 Uh, try not to leave the location right now

02:23:29.280 Okay, cool

02:23:29.680 Sorry we're late

02:23:36.420 A little bit late

02:23:37.020 Thanks for finding us, bro

02:23:38.340 I was just, yeah

02:23:39.160 We're live right now, by the way

02:23:40.660 Okay, cool

02:23:41.200 We're probably just warming up and stuff

02:23:42.480 So

02:23:42.720 Okay

02:23:43.640 What up?

02:23:45.240 Is this a prank, by the way?

02:23:46.760 If I told you, it wouldn't be a very good prank

02:23:48.160 Up?

02:23:50.180 Dead serious on my face

02:23:50.880 We're going up?

02:23:51.760 Yeah, we're going up

02:23:52.420 No, you're good, Nico

02:23:53.660 You're, you're

02:23:54.320 Can we put the camera up now?

02:23:55.580 You're supposed to spray

02:23:56.160 Yeah, you should be able to put the camera up, bro

02:24:06.780 Yeah, put it up

02:24:07.420 There's nothing that leaks here

02:24:08.960 Can you give the mic to Vitale

02:24:10.740 When we get there?

02:24:12.800 What?

02:24:13.700 Can you give the mic to Vitale

02:24:14.540 Yeah, just don't show that door, Needles

02:24:16.080 Nice

02:24:17.340 Good looking out

02:24:18.020 What up, what up?

02:24:21.320 What's up, bro?

02:24:22.660 Put this on

02:24:23.200 Oh, shit

02:24:25.720 I got the thing

02:24:26.520 Hey, Rob

02:24:27.300 Nice to meet you

02:24:27.920 What's up, what's up, what's up

02:24:28.780 Vitale, what's good?

02:24:29.720 What's good, bro?

02:24:30.560 How you doing, man?

02:24:31.420 Good to see you, bro

02:24:32.780 How you gonna shake my hand, man?

02:24:36.260 Oh, my God

02:24:36.640 These girls are gonna be scared now

02:24:37.640 Look at all these people here

02:24:38.500 I, yeah, no

02:24:39.160 We just

02:24:39.580 I got three people

02:24:40.400 Is it too many?

02:24:41.040 No, three

02:24:41.400 No, you didn't miss a lot

02:24:42.260 Okay

02:24:42.560 Have you met Eric before?

02:24:43.480 No

02:24:43.700 What's up, bro?

02:24:44.280 Sorry

02:24:44.500 What's up, bro?

02:24:46.020 I'm just

02:24:46.460 Bro, I'm trying to find my future

02:24:47.520 A real handshake

02:24:48.820 What's up, bro?

02:24:49.940 Yeah, you let me grab it

02:24:51.300 And then you shake

02:24:51.840 Really?

02:24:52.280 How was I?

02:24:52.980 What did I do?

02:24:53.480 The first one you did

02:24:54.120 Is like a gay hand

02:24:54.900 Chad, is this a prank?

02:24:55.760 I'm gay

02:24:56.240 So do you have something

02:24:57.200 Against gay people?

02:24:57.740 Get on your knees

02:24:58.160 Oh, okay

02:24:58.760 Is there a prank?

02:25:03.060 Okay, yeah

02:25:04.780 I'm trying to see

02:25:06.040 What the prank

02:25:06.460 Am I getting pranked right now?

02:25:07.520 No, there's no prank

02:25:07.960 I'm like a little bit nervous

02:25:09.560 I'm not gonna lie

02:25:10.160 Make sure everything's good

02:25:12.020 You're gonna find

02:25:12.760 Your future ex-wife, Vitale

02:25:13.800 Huh?

02:25:14.540 You're gonna find

02:25:14.940 Your future ex-wife

02:25:15.740 Yeah

02:25:16.100 So what's your criteria?

02:25:17.300 What are you looking for, exactly?

02:25:18.160 Not a future ex-wife

02:25:18.800 Like my sidekick and stuff

02:25:19.860 I was like, I asked them

02:25:20.560 I'm gonna read through

02:25:21.320 Some of these questions, bro

02:25:22.540 You got 30 girls coming?

02:25:23.940 We got 30

02:25:24.560 Yeah, this is three

02:25:25.280 Just left

02:25:25.840 So third left

02:25:26.840 They're all good girls

02:25:27.620 Not only 10 girls

02:25:28.360 Oh, okay, okay

02:25:29.720 I thought they were coming

02:25:30.280 All at once

02:25:30.880 No

02:25:31.660 They should've went all at once

02:25:32.920 This is an addition, bro

02:25:33.840 Let's make it awkward

02:25:34.900 Okay, okay, okay

02:25:35.660 What, you gotta be somewhere?

02:25:37.060 No, no, no, no

02:25:37.560 You can dip one out

02:25:38.100 It's not because I'm in a rush

02:25:39.440 I'm just wondering what the idea is

02:25:40.600 Oh, yeah, yeah

02:25:41.220 What do you mean?

02:25:42.160 This is dope

02:25:43.100 What do you mean?

02:25:43.680 Would you let

02:25:44.320 Oh, my God

02:25:45.040 Look at the first one

02:25:45.720 Would you let me eat Nutella

02:25:46.880 Off your booty

02:25:47.540 I told you you should have

02:25:48.200 Nutella

02:25:48.580 We were gonna bring Nutella

02:25:49.620 Uh-huh

02:25:50.200 Okay, yeah

02:25:51.760 We're gonna clip this over here

02:25:53.180 Would you streak the World Cup

02:25:55.720 From me, okay?

02:25:57.080 You can also make it

02:25:58.000 Yeah, tell them why

02:25:58.820 There would be a good sidekick

02:25:59.780 But they didn't understand sidekick

02:26:01.040 What's another word for sidekick?

02:26:02.360 Like, what?

02:26:03.260 My companion

02:26:03.980 I would say assistant

02:26:05.060 Partner and crime

02:26:05.720 Assistant?

02:26:06.440 Not assistant?

02:26:07.500 Yeah, that puts you

02:26:08.000 In a position of authority

02:26:08.840 Oh, okay

02:26:09.560 Spouse?

02:26:11.620 Spouse, yeah

02:26:12.480 Alright, anyways

02:26:13.360 Let's sit down

02:26:13.920 Let's wait for the next one

02:26:14.500 How are the first three?

02:26:15.540 Uh, the second one

02:26:17.020 Would dress up like a schoolgirl

02:26:18.280 I kinda like that

02:26:19.020 She was cool

02:26:20.220 She kinda passed

02:26:21.380 The third one

02:26:22.860 Yeah, this one

02:26:23.520 They just left

02:26:24.040 She said she voted for Biden

02:26:25.340 Oh, no

02:26:26.360 Yeah, the first one

02:26:28.360 What was the first one?

02:26:29.020 I forgot about the first one

02:26:29.860 The first one was

02:26:30.480 Whatever

02:26:31.180 But the chat is mean, bro

02:26:32.880 The chat is so mean

02:26:33.700 They're like just

02:26:34.220 Just fucking

02:26:34.940 They say whore the whole time

02:26:36.320 No, rape her

02:26:37.120 Ah

02:26:38.260 What the fuck is that?

02:26:39.680 That's your chat

02:26:40.160 Huh?

02:26:41.120 That's your chat

02:26:41.780 Oh, really?

02:26:42.180 That's my chat, too

02:26:42.900 That's my chat, too

02:26:44.040 No, don't say that

02:26:44.840 I know other chatters

02:26:46.800 No, my chat is actually

02:26:47.620 Pretty respectful

02:26:48.520 But, uh, yeah

02:26:49.980 Alright, let's see it

02:26:51.020 Alright, chat

02:26:52.520 What's up, bro?

02:26:53.280 Oh, what's up, chat?

02:26:53.960 What's up?

02:26:54.380 You should say slave

02:26:55.780 Slave?

02:26:56.820 Yeah

02:26:57.020 That's the word?

02:26:58.360 Instead of assistant

02:26:59.180 Instead of psychic

02:26:59.880 Like if you're looking for a slave

02:27:00.940 Oh, my God

02:27:01.540 That's your chat

02:27:02.340 That's fucking crazy, bro

02:27:04.220 That was their suggestion

02:27:04.920 Porn shoot, no

02:27:06.500 Why did she say she voted for Biden?

02:27:11.020 Oh, I don't know

02:27:11.620 She said she hates both

02:27:12.640 But she voted for Biden

02:27:13.580 I don't know

02:27:14.320 I don't go that deep

02:27:15.260 I just was silent for five minutes

02:27:17.200 And made it super awkward

02:27:17.960 She's a woman in LA

02:27:18.820 Like, what do you expect?

02:27:19.960 Who's the best one so far?

02:27:21.760 Probably the second one

02:27:22.540 Because she's dressed up as a schoolgirl

02:27:23.780 And she was out going

02:27:25.040 The chat says finger her

02:27:26.060 And I said

02:27:26.560 She's like, oh, they're saying fight me?

02:27:28.560 I said, no

02:27:28.980 They said finger her

02:27:29.760 She's like, oh

02:27:30.440 I'm like, oh, is that okay?

02:27:32.620 So she kind of was down

02:27:33.580 Okay

02:27:34.060 Yeah

02:27:34.680 But I don't want them to freak out

02:27:36.100 This is like from LA casting

02:27:37.240 So they got to shut this real quick

02:27:38.960 Because we get weird

02:27:39.960 Okay, so I won't get weird

02:27:41.140 Nothing

02:27:41.400 I mean, should we gangbang him?

02:27:43.160 I'm good off that, man

02:27:44.220 Okay

02:27:44.400 I'm good off that

02:27:44.920 Maybe Arabs down?

02:27:47.420 I mean, can we

02:27:47.880 Okay

02:27:49.780 No, we got to get

02:27:51.220 Yeah, let's see

02:27:52.480 This is interesting

02:27:53.920 What do you want

02:27:54.740 What are you going to ask the next one

02:27:55.860 That comes in?

02:27:56.380 Obviously, this question just

02:27:57.420 You know, we can make them

02:27:59.200 Make them reenact a fucking movie scene

02:28:01.060 Make them cry

02:28:01.840 Like, this is an addition

02:28:03.040 It's not just about me

02:28:04.040 It's just how good are you

02:28:05.220 Can they perform on the spot?

02:28:06.580 Yeah, yeah

02:28:07.020 I want to see if a girl could cry

02:28:08.320 Okay, that's a good one

02:28:09.740 We need a girl full on cry

02:28:10.920 She can cry

02:28:11.420 She's probably going to pass the test

02:28:12.320 I want to see her cry

02:28:13.000 I want to see her act

02:28:13.740 Like, make her get in character

02:28:14.860 But also, like

02:28:15.700 What are you looking for exactly?

02:28:16.800 Like, what's going to fit your mold?

02:28:18.460 You know?

02:28:18.960 You're just getting started

02:28:19.660 In the streaming world

02:28:20.480 I'm probably just

02:28:21.820 I just want a girl to be like

02:28:23.000 Walk in and be like

02:28:23.780 I just want to fuck you

02:28:24.960 And I'd be like, hell yeah

02:28:25.720 That's the one I was looking for

02:28:26.780 That doesn't sound like a sidekick

02:28:28.540 That sounds like a girl whore

02:28:30.840 Oh, okay, no

02:28:31.780 You got to think about streaming

02:28:33.240 Think about what's going to

02:28:34.160 Optimize your content

02:28:35.040 Yeah

02:28:35.400 Well, I don't know, bro

02:28:36.840 There's a lot of catfishers

02:28:38.160 We're casting on

02:28:38.840 I don't know

02:28:39.300 I don't know

02:28:39.960 What do you guys see?

02:28:41.680 I don't know, bro

02:28:43.080 The headshots look fucking awesome

02:28:44.720 But when they come in

02:28:45.580 It's like

02:28:45.880 No, but these were good

02:28:47.480 But they're good girls

02:28:48.620 You know, no fake dudes

02:28:49.520 No fake ass

02:28:50.480 Hello?

02:28:51.840 Okay

02:28:52.200 But it's so

02:28:52.880 In your

02:28:53.200 I don't think I'm going to take this

02:28:54.520 I'm taking this seriously

02:28:55.400 You should take it seriously

02:28:56.440 You think I'm going to find somebody today?

02:28:58.120 I think you could, man

02:28:58.820 But how about this?

02:28:59.600 Can you find yourself one too?

02:29:00.700 And we'll go on a double date?

02:29:01.720 I would

02:29:02.080 If I find a girl that I actually

02:29:03.660 We'll go on a double date

02:29:04.640 I'm down

02:29:05.120 I'm down

02:29:06.060 I'm down

02:29:06.680 Part of the stream, bro

02:29:07.300 I'm down

02:29:07.600 Yeah, okay

02:29:08.300 Damn

02:29:09.040 I like this

02:29:11.420 I like this

02:29:11.460 I could find one of these good assistants

02:29:17.040 Can we find three assistants?

02:29:19.060 Let's find three assistants

02:29:19.840 What did you guys do today?

02:29:22.580 We just came back from Mike Malak

02:29:24.400 We were making burgers with him

02:29:25.400 And then just sitting in the car yapping

02:29:27.100 Sitting in the car yapping so far

02:29:29.420 But you've been in contact for a long time

02:29:31.020 What was your best sidekick so far?

02:29:32.500 What was your best situation?

02:29:34.200 I never really had a sidekick

02:29:35.600 Wait, here on?

02:29:36.920 No, on YouTube

02:29:37.760 Yeah, have you ever had a good content?

02:29:39.760 No, no

02:29:40.660 Roman Atwood

02:29:41.480 Okay

02:29:42.380 Yeah, Roman

02:29:43.780 But he was in Ohio

02:29:44.700 He has a big family now

02:29:45.800 Five kids

02:29:46.740 What made the dynamic good between you and Roman?

02:29:49.240 We were competitive

02:29:49.940 Yeah

02:29:51.160 Okay, so this is going to be different

02:29:53.560 Because you're not going to be in competition with a girl

02:29:55.020 You know, she's got to compliment you

02:29:56.560 Yeah, but I don't know

02:29:58.140 Let's see how wild these girls are

02:29:59.620 I mean, if she jumps off the building right now

02:30:01.400 She's in

02:30:01.900 Is this like a casting couch?

02:30:04.520 I was thinking, yeah

02:30:05.220 It's kind of

02:30:05.940 It looks like

02:30:06.280 Yeah

02:30:06.980 I don't know

02:30:07.500 You're going to make her jump out the window?

02:30:09.040 Did you bring Nutella?

02:30:10.140 No, I didn't

02:30:10.700 Why didn't you?

02:30:12.000 For what?

02:30:13.160 Put it on their ass

02:30:14.020 Yeah, no

02:30:14.660 I'm done promoting

02:30:15.360 I'm coming out with Natali

02:30:16.800 My own chocolate

02:30:17.500 No more promoting

02:30:18.160 Natali

02:30:18.280 Even though we're talking about Natali

02:30:19.600 Yeah

02:30:19.980 Instead of the bread

02:30:21.540 It's going to be a booty

02:30:22.320 But yeah

02:30:23.460 What are you looking for?

02:30:24.860 What are you

02:30:25.120 What am I looking for?

02:30:26.080 I have been looking for an assistant for a while

02:30:27.780 I've had a

02:30:28.140 So you call him assistant?

02:30:29.280 Call him assistant

02:30:29.700 Assistant is like

02:30:30.400 Kind of

02:30:30.880 You're bitching right now

02:30:31.940 But

02:30:32.180 Yeah

02:30:32.560 You like it

02:30:33.600 Because it automatically

02:30:34.360 Describes the power situation

02:30:36.580 Okay

02:30:37.100 And now she doesn't

02:30:38.100 And she kind of likes it

02:30:39.060 It's like a

02:30:39.800 It's a girly word

02:30:41.460 Assistant

02:30:42.140 Sorry to the male assistants

02:30:43.680 If you are

02:30:44.460 But

02:30:44.700 Yeah

02:30:45.020 You don't never have a male assistant

02:30:46.500 You know Monica Luiz

02:30:48.500 We can create a scene here

02:30:51.680 Movie

02:30:53.200 Whatever

02:30:53.680 But yeah

02:30:54.760 They were on

02:30:55.260 And now you came in

02:30:55.940 They got scared of you

02:30:56.740 Are you serious?

02:30:57.760 I think so

02:30:58.400 They were coming in and out

02:30:59.840 Did they get scared of them out?

02:31:00.840 Every five minutes

02:31:01.240 Every five minutes

02:31:02.360 Yeah

02:31:02.520 I heard the

02:31:02.960 Sneakless here

02:31:04.420 He didn't want to show up

02:31:05.660 Anyone

02:31:05.980 Are you serious?

02:31:06.940 I don't know

02:31:07.340 Yes

02:31:08.140 This girl

02:31:08.620 She voted for Biden

02:31:10.300 But this is $10,000

02:31:11.300 And I told her

02:31:12.640 Would you rather have this

02:31:14.920 Or $10,000

02:31:15.540 She's like

02:31:16.160 I would rather have to do this

02:31:17.180 She didn't take the money

02:31:17.960 That's a big

02:31:18.760 But then she voted for Biden

02:31:19.960 So it's like

02:31:20.600 She didn't take $10,000

02:31:21.740 On the spot?

02:31:22.540 Nah

02:31:22.700 Do you know how hard it would be

02:31:23.740 For a random girl

02:31:24.520 Who's trying to get an acting job

02:31:25.480 In LA?

02:31:26.360 Wait what?

02:31:26.980 Girls don't make any money

02:31:27.960 Acting in LA

02:31:28.600 Yeah no

02:31:28.900 She's like

02:31:29.260 I'd rather have this job

02:31:30.220 She didn't take it

02:31:31.380 She probably thought

02:31:31.900 It was a test or something

02:31:32.800 It wasn't a test

02:31:34.320 Yeah it is a fucking test

02:31:35.460 It's fake money

02:31:36.120 But you think

02:31:36.480 I'm fucking winning

02:31:37.080 Yeah

02:31:37.800 I would have failed

02:31:39.000 I would have taken that fake money

02:31:40.520 Really?

02:31:40.880 Yeah

02:31:41.300 If you went for like

02:31:42.220 Terminator movie

02:31:44.000 And it's all for

02:31:44.680 Oh

02:31:44.920 No?

02:31:46.580 Am I hearing things?

02:31:47.480 The mushrooms are kicking in?

02:31:48.720 Anyways

02:31:49.080 No that's the old you

02:31:50.220 That's the old me

02:31:51.560 You said W stream

02:31:52.840 You like me walking the line

02:31:53.760 That was pretty cool right?

02:31:54.560 Yeah yeah yeah

02:31:55.060 You want to do it?

02:31:55.900 You chickened out though right?

02:31:56.860 Someone told me that you didn't finish it

02:31:58.440 No you're not supposed to finish

02:31:59.560 You're supposed to jump off at that

02:32:00.640 And I was like

02:32:00.880 If I don't have to

02:32:01.500 I don't fucking trust

02:32:02.680 Is that true?

02:32:03.600 Yeah they want you to jump off at the end

02:32:04.540 Yeah they want

02:32:04.900 No he doesn't

02:32:05.860 Yeah he kind

02:32:06.380 But I'm going back

02:32:07.640 I'm going back

02:32:08.200 His footage got fucked up

02:32:09.240 So I'm going to do

02:32:09.560 I'm going back tomorrow

02:32:10.120 You guys are going?

02:32:11.220 Yeah

02:32:11.380 Oh you guys are doing it?

02:32:12.960 Tomorrow

02:32:13.180 They're hanging out?

02:32:14.480 Huh?

02:32:14.900 They're hanging out?

02:32:16.880 Where are you talking?

02:32:17.480 The line

02:32:17.960 You guys doing it tomorrow?

02:32:19.780 I think so

02:32:20.320 Why?

02:32:21.920 Why don't I give a fuck?

02:32:22.880 I inspired you

02:32:24.080 You're welcome

02:32:24.720 You didn't inspire me

02:32:25.760 Yeah I did

02:32:26.240 Ben's a friend

02:32:26.880 I gotta go with him

02:32:27.580 Ben?

02:32:28.300 Oh you know Ben?

02:32:29.020 What a small world

02:32:29.740 That's crazy

02:32:30.420 That's wild

02:32:31.800 Who's this cocky guy?

02:32:33.640 He's cocky?

02:32:34.140 Why is he so

02:32:34.800 But who do you think he is

02:32:36.080 Coming to my fucking show

02:32:37.160 And acting like that

02:32:38.320 You don't like him?

02:32:39.700 Huh?

02:32:40.460 He thinks he's a big shot

02:32:41.940 Is this his streamer

02:32:42.960 Or he's just a sidekick?

02:32:44.620 He's like

02:32:44.900 Who is he bro?

02:32:45.860 What is he known for?

02:32:47.020 He's like a

02:32:47.660 Bro he needs a respect

02:32:48.600 He doesn't sit on my couch bro

02:32:49.880 Don't get him on the couch?

02:32:50.780 No bro

02:32:51.180 This is us

02:32:51.740 This is our show

02:32:52.460 Not his show

02:32:53.160 Seriously?

02:32:54.700 I'm dead ass

02:32:55.520 Dead ass?

02:32:56.580 Dead ass

02:32:57.100 On God?

02:32:57.740 On God

02:32:58.140 Why are you going to leave?

02:32:58.840 Yo my boy

02:33:03.460 Chill over there bro

02:33:06.560 Okay

02:33:07.080 Thank you

02:33:08.100 Yo I'm going to give you a blowjob too

02:33:09.840 If you want me to massage your feet

02:33:10.920 Yes thank you

02:33:11.620 I'm going to do it all

02:33:12.020 If you have a lotion

02:33:12.620 What?

02:33:15.060 You think I

02:33:15.440 What's up?

02:33:18.260 Arrow

02:33:18.500 Arrow

02:33:19.340 Huh?

02:33:19.980 I have a name

02:33:20.540 Arrow

02:33:21.500 Arrow

02:33:22.140 Arrow

02:33:22.760 Arrow

02:33:23.500 Aaron

02:33:24.380 Aaron

02:33:24.720 Aaron

02:33:24.980 Aaron

02:33:25.260 Aaron

02:33:25.920 Aaron

02:33:26.420 Aaron

02:33:27.420 Okay sounds good

02:33:28.440 No but how do you guys know each other?

02:33:29.680 Why are you getting so weird bro?

02:33:30.860 I'm not getting weird

02:33:31.420 I'm seeing where this is going to go

02:33:32.480 Oh where is it going to go?

02:33:33.580 We're just chilling

02:33:34.080 We're just chilling

02:33:34.600 Yeah I just told him you're not allowed to sit on the couch

02:33:36.220 I'm not talking

02:33:37.280 I can film

02:33:37.760 Really?

02:33:38.680 No but how do you guys know?

02:33:40.980 We've been friends for

02:33:42.040 We've been friends for a while

02:33:43.200 Yeah

02:33:43.800 Casting Couch 2.0

02:33:45.380 Nice

02:33:45.860 Do you want me to start promoting it everywhere?

02:33:47.740 Sure

02:33:48.000 Cool

02:33:48.560 Yeah

02:33:49.180 Ha ha

02:33:50.240 Find me

02:33:51.240 I don't know what to say

02:33:56.020 No because he's telling me how to shake hands bro

02:34:00.800 So it's like

02:34:01.580 You shook hands weird?

02:34:02.360 He got offended that I told him to shake my hand correctly

02:34:05.060 You're not a girl

02:34:06.680 Why should I shake your hand?

02:34:08.000 You shook my hand?

02:34:09.400 I didn't shake your hand

02:34:10.020 I shook your finger

02:34:10.600 Because I wanted to see if you can finger my asshole

02:34:12.140 I wanted to see how stiff it is

02:34:13.860 I want to figure your asshole

02:34:14.740 Oh you shouldn't

02:34:15.820 Because you get a little sneaker doodle

02:34:17.320 Huh?

02:34:20.240 What the fuck?

02:34:23.100 This is so

02:34:23.920 Oh my god

02:34:25.640 This is fucking hilarious bro

02:34:27.400 Nah bro

02:34:29.060 We'll go

02:34:29.380 Okay

02:34:29.960 Yeah

02:34:30.320 Were you really about to leave?

02:34:32.580 I wasn't kicking him out

02:34:33.360 I was trolling bro

02:34:34.120 I know I know

02:34:34.520 I can't

02:34:35.220 I don't believe like

02:34:36.040 Yeah I'm just

02:34:36.860 I'm not

02:34:37.780 I don't hang around for breakfast

02:34:38.700 You're such a nice guy

02:34:39.560 I thought you'd be like

02:34:39.940 What the fuck?

02:34:41.060 You're like just

02:34:41.540 Oh like

02:34:42.080 Really?

02:34:43.140 Really?

02:34:43.520 Yeah

02:34:43.820 Nah

02:34:44.420 But yeah

02:34:45.700 Actually bro

02:34:46.920 To be honest

02:34:47.580 This is a prank

02:34:49.180 There's no girls coming

02:34:50.320 I want to fuck you

02:34:52.180 Alright ready?

02:34:59.520 You got the cons?

02:35:00.200 Okay

02:35:00.500 Are you trolling right now?

02:35:02.020 This girl's

02:35:02.380 Fucking pranksters dude

02:35:04.720 I'm just stressed out right now

02:35:06.060 I'm so stressed out right now

02:35:07.480 This is funny bro

02:35:08.860 But thank you for coming

02:35:09.700 I really do appreciate you coming

02:35:10.780 How long are you in LA for?

02:35:12.820 You got the baby oil?

02:35:13.800 Don't

02:35:13.980 Why are you licking your lips

02:35:15.100 When you like

02:35:15.580 Just asking that question bro

02:35:16.680 I'm uncomfortable

02:35:19.040 You're in LA baby

02:35:20.200 Welcome home

02:35:20.940 Oh my god

02:35:21.820 Where's Hollywood?

02:35:22.660 Is that where you stay?

02:35:26.680 Are there actually

02:35:27.480 No girls coming?

02:35:29.460 No there's girls coming

02:35:30.340 There's girls coming

02:35:31.760 Okay

02:35:32.320 What's up?

02:35:34.160 Hi chat

02:35:34.680 I mean

02:35:35.640 How do you want it?

02:35:38.420 Can Arab come back?

02:35:40.180 Why are you feeling crazy?

02:35:41.400 He's going to defend you?

02:35:42.160 You want a circle jerk?

02:35:44.840 You want another guy?

02:35:45.620 I don't

02:35:46.040 I didn't know you like two guys at once

02:35:47.980 Oh my god

02:35:48.540 Why are you fucking burrito laughing over there?

02:35:55.400 Dude hopped the wall

02:35:56.980 Thinks he's cool with being in America bro

02:35:58.520 This is crazy bro

02:36:00.200 Chad be honest

02:36:00.940 Were there girls?

02:36:01.960 Were there three girls that showed up or no?

02:36:03.320 He's getting worried about

02:36:04.800 Did they actually show up or no?

02:36:05.780 I mean you saw one leave

02:36:06.980 What is your chat saying?

02:36:09.580 They're saying leave, leave, leave

02:36:11.040 Gay, gay

02:36:11.960 Leave

02:36:13.180 Nah there's girls coming bro

02:36:14.900 Okay

02:36:15.220 Just trying to kill some space

02:36:16.620 Let me see your chat

02:36:17.340 Why are you looking at my crush?

02:36:19.240 Let me see your chat

02:36:20.180 Yo chat

02:36:21.880 Can you spam some W's in here?

02:36:23.540 Tell your chat to spam W's too

02:36:24.920 Let's see who's faster

02:36:25.660 Chad

02:36:27.700 Spam some W's

02:36:29.200 They're saying humiliation ritual

02:36:30.740 W prank

02:36:32.120 Arab

02:36:33.360 Are you in on this?

02:36:34.820 I'm not in on this

02:36:35.560 Okay

02:36:35.860 This is Vitaly

02:36:37.980 If you've watched that

02:36:38.640 You know

02:36:39.460 Why is your

02:36:40.300 Van Bates hate me?

02:36:43.260 They hate me?

02:36:43.840 No

02:36:43.980 They're so funny

02:36:44.940 They say L sneak all mine

02:36:46.520 And they say L Vitaly

02:36:47.420 It's crazy

02:36:47.960 You know what it is?

02:36:49.020 It's probably with me

02:36:49.620 Because you surround yourself with Neon

02:36:51.800 Yeah

02:36:52.900 How is he doing?

02:36:54.160 He's doing good

02:36:54.660 He's doing good

02:36:55.320 I made sure that is

02:36:56.340 Are you going to actually help him?

02:36:57.960 Yeah we went to the gym the past days

02:36:59.600 Is this fake for the views?

02:37:01.260 Oh you sparred him right?

02:37:02.320 Yeah

02:37:02.500 Yeah we're trying to

02:37:03.840 I'm trying to get him on the straight path

02:37:05.360 What were you doing at 19?

02:37:07.760 Huh?

02:37:08.040 What were you doing at 19?

02:37:09.420 Blowing up YouTube

02:37:10.220 He's blowing up streaming

02:37:11.520 Probably on Bambos

02:37:12.460 Jerking off my limb cock

02:37:13.400 Oh

02:37:14.120 Yeah that was me at 19

02:37:15.380 Yeah

02:37:15.760 But I was definitely bigger than Neon

02:37:17.000 Is that because he has a stomach problem?

02:37:18.360 Is that why he can't get bigger?

02:37:19.500 I know it's kind of fucked up to say that

02:37:20.780 But now it makes sense right?

02:37:22.020 Is that why he's a twink?

02:37:23.520 Because he has like stomach problems

02:37:25.160 So he can't eat?

02:37:26.000 Is that or no?

02:37:26.780 I'm not his doctor

02:37:27.700 But I'm

02:37:28.400 You never ask?

02:37:29.300 I'll tell you his friend

02:37:29.960 That's what a real friend would ask

02:37:31.020 Ask about his medical problems?

02:37:32.000 No

02:37:32.200 Why you fucking

02:37:32.900 Your arm looks like a twig?

02:37:34.600 Well we're in the gym

02:37:35.220 He's getting stronger

02:37:35.980 Oh okay

02:37:36.540 You should inject him with Bradley Martin's drugs

02:37:38.400 What?

02:37:42.040 You could ask Bradley Martin

02:37:43.000 No he doesn't

02:37:44.340 No steroids

02:37:44.960 You're a friend bro

02:37:45.920 I don't need to give him steroids

02:37:47.360 But you've been boxing like crazy

02:37:48.500 Are you going to fight in Aiden's card?

02:37:50.220 We'll see yeah

02:37:50.720 Yeah like how Aiden called you

02:37:52.120 You're like

02:37:52.380 Yo let's fight

02:37:52.960 I mean yeah

02:37:54.540 If you're going to host a boxing event

02:37:55.920 Yeah Myron didn't want to fight

02:37:56.960 Like apparently

02:37:57.460 How much he offered him Aiden?

02:37:58.800 20

02:37:59.040 25

02:37:59.480 Yeah

02:37:59.900 I get it

02:38:00.760 It's Myron

02:38:01.140 Who do you think I should fight?

02:38:04.840 I actually do want to see

02:38:05.800 I think that would be an interesting fight

02:38:08.000 But

02:38:08.360 Should me and him fight?

02:38:10.440 I'd be down to wrestle

02:38:11.100 Wrestle?

02:38:12.420 Yeah

02:38:12.600 If we're wrestling only oiled up bro

02:38:15.140 You got the steroid bump on me

02:38:16.480 I'd wrestle

02:38:16.900 You're a pretty big guy

02:38:18.300 Yeah but mine is without steroids

02:38:19.480 Okay

02:38:19.860 That's true

02:38:20.460 But yeah

02:38:21.180 That's fab though right?

02:38:22.500 You tell me you never injected yourself with a needle?

02:38:24.320 That's great

02:38:25.000 I don't put anything in my ass

02:38:26.420 Nice

02:38:26.860 Damn that's crazy

02:38:28.100 Alright enough of the gay shit

02:38:29.300 Where are the girls?

02:38:30.600 Look

02:38:31.000 Bro this is crazy

02:38:32.620 We only got the space for

02:38:33.700 No this book got only the space for 2 hours

02:38:35.440 For 30 girls

02:38:36.020 So it should be like

02:38:36.640 Should have been like this bro

02:38:37.760 So it leaves to 6?

02:38:39.240 But it's just pretty fucking funny

02:38:40.600 That you came here

02:38:41.280 And you think I'm doing a prank on you

02:38:42.440 I don't

02:38:43.300 Nothing seems real

02:38:44.680 We definitely got clipped bro

02:38:45.780 Do you think I want to do an interview with you bro?

02:38:48.060 I don't

02:38:48.780 I have no idea

02:38:49.640 I don't know if you communicated with him

02:38:51.340 I'm not sure what's happening

02:38:52.160 No I would have been way more creative

02:38:53.200 Is there someone behind here?

02:38:54.460 Or is there like Nutella?

02:38:55.100 No because I would be asking you questions already

02:38:56.840 If this was

02:38:57.460 But I should probably throw these questions

02:38:59.600 This would be good

02:39:00.400 Do you think I scared him away?

02:39:04.080 Is that what happened?

02:39:05.620 Do you think I scared him away?

02:39:06.480 No but if I'm scaring you away

02:39:07.500 Why are you still sitting so close to me?

02:39:08.940 It means you like me

02:39:09.660 Because the couch is big

02:39:11.980 So you know

02:39:12.440 You can make some space

02:39:13.360 Oh

02:39:14.340 Okay

02:39:14.720 All right

02:39:15.220 Be respectful

02:39:16.360 Hello

02:39:17.180 Hello

02:39:17.860 Hi

02:39:20.020 How are you?

02:39:21.340 Nice to meet you

02:39:22.240 Hi

02:39:22.780 What's your name?

02:39:24.000 Faith

02:39:24.280 Faith

02:39:25.500 Faith

02:39:25.940 Nice to meet you

02:39:26.840 Hi

02:39:27.000 I'm Sika

02:39:27.560 Hi Faith

02:39:28.660 Nice to meet you

02:39:29.340 Nice to meet you

02:39:32.600 Nice to meet you

02:39:33.300 How are you?

02:39:34.640 I'm doing well

02:39:35.380 How are you?

02:39:35.860 No because

02:39:36.200 He just came in as a guest

02:39:37.480 Usually we're like doing an interview

02:39:38.760 So why don't you sit on my side

02:39:40.060 And we're both going to hear her

02:39:41.040 So she's not between us

02:39:41.860 So it's not a little weird

02:39:42.680 Go ahead

02:39:43.280 Sit down

02:39:44.520 Yeah please

02:39:45.180 Bring the energy

02:39:45.960 Hey

02:39:46.620 How are you?

02:39:48.440 Nice to meet you

02:39:48.980 Okay

02:39:49.480 Hi

02:39:49.800 How are you?

02:39:50.280 Nice

02:39:50.500 Yes

02:39:51.000 So do you have any talents?

02:39:53.640 Sneaker questions?

02:39:54.780 Let's go

02:39:55.200 So where are you from?

02:39:57.160 I'm originally from Orange County

02:39:59.240 Which is like an hour away from here

02:40:00.680 And then I lived in Vienna for two years

02:40:03.620 And then back to the mic

02:40:04.820 I'll get closer

02:40:05.600 Oh okay

02:40:06.420 Okay

02:40:06.760 What bro

02:40:10.720 Why are you asking where you're from?

02:40:12.580 Do you have any special hidden talents you brought today?

02:40:14.820 Can you make me or him laugh?

02:40:17.360 Well I have a funny story

02:40:18.800 What's up with these funny stories?

02:40:20.300 Do you want to hear a funny story?

02:40:21.240 Yes or no?

02:40:21.860 Sure

02:40:22.140 Is that your strong suit?

02:40:23.340 Are you a comedian?

02:40:23.980 Are you an actress?

02:40:24.800 I'm an actor

02:40:25.340 Yeah

02:40:25.660 Okay

02:40:26.040 Do you want to do what you're asking?

02:40:28.740 Yeah well first I'll hear a funny story

02:40:30.180 And then maybe we can see some of your acting skills

02:40:31.880 You're going to make me act?

02:40:34.240 Well if you're an actress

02:40:35.060 Okay

02:40:35.880 Love that

02:40:36.560 Well what's your story?

02:40:37.300 Do you think you can cry on command?

02:40:39.560 Like right now cry?

02:40:41.080 I could

02:40:41.520 But then like my makeup's going to get all fucked up

02:40:43.400 That's the beautiful thing about it

02:40:44.860 No you can actually cry on command?

02:40:47.120 I can

02:40:47.460 Because now it's like

02:40:48.780 It's so hard to find a person

02:40:50.600 That can cry on command

02:40:52.040 But let's hear your story first

02:40:53.480 And see how that goes

02:40:54.380 Well now I don't even want to tell a story

02:40:55.640 Why?

02:40:56.700 You don't want to hear another story

02:40:57.920 You just said

02:40:58.500 I didn't say that

02:41:00.200 The vibes were there

02:41:01.680 What are you talking about?

02:41:03.280 I actually want to hear your story

02:41:04.340 I want to hear your story

02:41:07.700 And then we

02:41:08.200 No I'm not trolling

02:41:09.100 If I didn't want you to be here

02:41:10.960 I would say next

02:41:11.560 I like you

02:41:12.440 I want to hear your story

02:41:13.280 Seriously

02:41:13.640 Okay I love that

02:41:14.760 So I was going to tell the story

02:41:15.920 Of the first

02:41:17.220 You got to handle the trolling

02:41:18.300 You know this is

02:41:19.040 This is part of the gig

02:41:20.000 Yeah

02:41:21.100 So this is the story

02:41:23.420 Are we ready?

02:41:24.260 Yes

02:41:24.460 So this is the story

02:41:25.640 The first time I ever went snowboarding

02:41:27.080 Okay

02:41:27.560 Sounds pretty boring

02:41:29.100 But I was living in Austria at the time

02:41:31.200 And my friends were like

02:41:32.400 We're all going to go snowboarding

02:41:33.400 In like the Swiss Alps

02:41:34.620 And I was like how fun

02:41:35.660 Like that sounds great

02:41:36.600 I grew up like skating and surfing

02:41:38.200 So I was like I got this in the bag

02:41:40.140 We show up to the Alps

02:41:42.720 And everything's fine

02:41:43.580 We're like going up the hill

02:41:44.760 It's great

02:41:45.380 And then I tell my friends

02:41:46.940 To like go ahead and go

02:41:47.980 Because I'm like struggling pretty bad

02:41:49.740 So I was like just go

02:41:50.800 So I'm going down the hill

02:41:52.240 Full blown white out lizard

02:41:54.380 I can't see anything in front of me

02:41:56.620 And so this skier comes by me

02:41:59.120 And he is speaking in like

02:42:00.700 Really crazy Swiss German

02:42:02.320 So I like don't understand

02:42:03.380 It's the Hitler language

02:42:04.340 Yeah

02:42:04.880 It's the language of Hitler

02:42:06.880 Exactly

02:42:07.440 I like you

02:42:08.480 I like you

02:42:08.900 I like you

02:42:09.180 That's good

02:42:09.480 And so he's like

02:42:11.920 You should go this route

02:42:12.780 Because it's the easiest one

02:42:14.000 And the route was like

02:42:15.160 As skinny as this couch

02:42:17.060 Is this as skinny as Neon?

02:42:19.380 Skinnier

02:42:19.780 Oh wow

02:42:20.540 All right

02:42:21.660 All right

02:42:22.100 And so I'm going

02:42:23.120 You know who Neon is?

02:42:24.700 No

02:42:24.980 Oh okay

02:42:25.540 Just going with the dick

02:42:26.540 Fair

02:42:26.720 Great

02:42:27.480 No this is actually getting good

02:42:28.840 Yeah go ahead

02:42:29.440 So I'm going down this thing

02:42:31.020 This skinny ass rail

02:42:32.640 And I look over the edge

02:42:34.600 And it's like fully a cliff face

02:42:35.880 But like I can't really see

02:42:36.980 I just see that it's like death

02:42:38.160 So now I'm like army crawling down this hill

02:42:40.240 And I'm like this little American girl

02:42:42.460 There's nobody else out

02:42:43.460 And so I finally start crying

02:42:46.540 My talent obviously

02:42:48.140 I start crying

02:42:48.940 And it's freezing

02:42:49.780 And my hair is like frozen solid

02:42:51.380 A helicopter came

02:42:53.880 And found me

02:42:54.800 And said like

02:42:55.640 No one should be out here

02:42:56.480 In these conditions

02:42:57.120 Like where are your friends?

02:42:57.980 And I was like

02:42:58.320 I don't know where anybody is

02:42:59.980 And so this super nice lady

02:43:01.780 Took me into her little like ski hut

02:43:03.680 Uh huh

02:43:04.080 And like it was

02:43:05.080 It ended up being really good

02:43:06.360 And we were all reunited

02:43:07.260 But yeah

02:43:07.980 It was a nightmare

02:43:09.280 And I'll never go again

02:43:10.240 So do you think

02:43:11.760 You'd think about that moment

02:43:12.640 And reenact how you acted

02:43:14.300 How you cried?

02:43:17.280 Frozen

02:43:17.680 Like imagine icicles

02:43:19.100 Hanging from my eyelashes

02:43:20.540 Did you think you were going to die?

02:43:22.120 I did fully

02:43:22.980 Yeah

02:43:23.600 I don't want to imagine that

02:43:24.840 I want to see that

02:43:25.660 Can you deliver that energy?

02:43:28.400 Like right now?

02:43:29.580 Yes

02:43:29.800 What?

02:43:30.140 Yeah

02:43:30.340 Is there a Swiss Alps nearby?

02:43:34.580 Create it

02:43:35.220 You want me to army crawl on the floor?

02:43:38.600 I want to see what you're capable of

02:43:40.800 Not snowboarding

02:43:42.580 That's the whole reason

02:43:43.720 That I told the story

02:43:44.760 What are your guys' talents?

02:43:48.400 I don't have any talents

02:43:49.440 No me neither

02:43:50.200 Well what is the channel?

02:43:51.800 Huh?

02:43:52.320 Your channel

02:43:52.980 Your YouTube

02:43:53.640 Oh it's not

02:43:54.440 It's on a live stream

02:43:56.440 I'm just looking

02:43:57.360 How would you say?

02:43:58.420 Like not a system

02:43:59.240 Like a sidekick

02:44:00.080 Like a sidekick

02:44:01.000 We're just taking over

02:44:01.900 You know

02:44:02.140 I'm crazy

02:44:03.920 Keeps me going from insane

02:44:05.080 I do stunts around the world

02:44:06.420 Can you do crazy?

02:44:07.120 I can do crazy

02:44:09.280 I mean

02:44:09.600 Can you get wild?

02:44:10.760 I can get wild

02:44:11.580 Show me

02:44:12.820 Actually I do have a hidden talents

02:44:15.500 I can give myself a blowjob

02:44:17.020 But obviously this is not part of the show

02:44:18.760 Did you get rid of your ribs?

02:44:19.600 No I didn't

02:44:20.400 No

02:44:20.620 That's a lie

02:44:21.360 You got rid of your ribs

02:44:21.840 I'm black from the waist down

02:44:22.820 They call me white dingo

02:44:23.780 Yeah

02:44:26.060 So that's my

02:44:27.320 If I mean

02:44:28.160 I'll be honest with you

02:44:29.020 But that's not part of

02:44:29.680 This is not like a casting couch or anything

02:44:31.060 So let's not get into that please

02:44:32.900 Is SSB on top?

02:44:35.220 Is SSB on top?

02:44:37.220 Yeah

02:44:37.480 I have no idea what that means

02:44:39.180 Okay

02:44:39.500 Are you competitive?

02:44:41.020 Definitely yeah

02:44:41.720 How do you deal with stress?

02:44:43.440 Really well

02:44:44.220 Really?

02:44:45.100 I feel like I function the best

02:44:46.140 In a high stress environment

02:44:47.260 Okay

02:44:47.700 Do you want to recreate

02:44:48.860 If you don't want to cry

02:44:49.620 Do you want to recreate

02:44:50.380 Like a movie scene?

02:44:52.240 I'm down yeah

02:44:52.900 Let's do that

02:44:53.380 Go ahead

02:44:53.700 What's your favorite scene?

02:44:54.720 What can you do?

02:44:56.560 Damn it

02:44:57.120 I fell for the chat

02:44:57.820 Sorry

02:44:58.220 It's like improv

02:45:00.000 Improv something?

02:45:01.720 Let's pretend

02:45:03.780 Let's make a scenario

02:45:04.740 Okay

02:45:07.340 You see Arab over here?

02:45:09.360 He's a very handsome guy

02:45:10.240 Imagine it's

02:45:10.860 You're going to ask him out on a date

02:45:12.700 Okay

02:45:13.300 You know you see him at the bar

02:45:14.340 Okay

02:45:14.960 And you want to go take him home

02:45:16.680 You want to go immediately

02:45:17.780 From drink to home

02:45:18.640 How are you going to escalate the situation?

02:45:21.360 Tell me

02:45:21.800 It's up to you

02:45:23.220 Go

02:45:23.620 Bar

02:45:24.160 Oh wow

02:45:25.380 I like this

02:45:26.120 Does he have a mic yet?

02:45:27.620 Give him the mic

02:45:28.140 Hey

02:45:32.460 Oh

02:45:33.300 Hey

02:45:33.820 How are you doing today?

02:45:35.940 Chill

02:45:36.220 You know

02:45:37.340 I'm really thirsty

02:45:39.120 And it's like super hot in here

02:45:40.560 Really?

02:45:41.660 Yeah

02:45:41.940 So

02:45:42.740 What?

02:45:43.420 Do you want me to buy you a drink?

02:45:45.280 I think that's what I'm asking you

02:45:46.620 I thought we were

02:45:47.220 Are we in LA?

02:45:49.140 Because

02:45:49.420 Last time I remember

02:45:50.760 We were in LA, right?

02:45:51.600 Women have equal rights

02:45:52.480 You should be buying me a drink

02:45:53.480 I didn't ask you to buy you one

02:45:55.100 I just said I needed one

02:45:56.160 So what do you want me to do

02:45:57.300 About that information?

02:45:58.500 Would you like to have a drink?

02:45:59.800 I would love to have a drink

02:46:00.820 If you're paying for it

02:46:01.820 Okay

02:46:03.400 I'll pay for it

02:46:04.320 Cool

02:46:04.680 Do you get on your knees?

02:46:06.640 No

02:46:06.940 No

02:46:07.440 Maybe I don't want a drink then

02:46:09.880 Well then what would you like?

02:46:12.340 I mean I don't know

02:46:12.960 If a girl is buying me a drink

02:46:14.180 I'd assume we're going to end up

02:46:15.140 In my hotel room after

02:46:16.180 To watch a movie or what?

02:46:17.980 To watch a movie for sure

02:46:19.220 Yeah

02:46:20.120 Okay

02:46:20.580 And

02:46:21.140 Pray

02:46:22.040 And pray

02:46:23.020 Yeah

02:46:23.500 Well my name is literally faith

02:46:24.980 Do you have a good prank?

02:46:25.840 Can I see your praying formation?

02:46:27.000 Like if you were to

02:46:28.680 Be praying to

02:46:29.800 To God

02:46:31.180 How would you

02:46:31.820 How would you do it?

02:46:34.180 I usually pray when I'm sleeping

02:46:35.540 When you're sleeping?

02:46:36.780 On the pillow

02:46:37.420 Really?

02:46:39.080 Like internalize all my thoughts

02:46:40.980 That's bad formation

02:46:42.380 I mean you're pretty good

02:46:43.640 Get down

02:46:43.660 Get down

02:46:43.900 I'll teach you

02:46:44.820 Get down

02:46:46.360 Get down

02:46:46.700 Remember the objective of the scene

02:46:50.080 The objective of the scene

02:46:51.760 I just want to make sure I have a girl

02:46:53.960 Who's got good faith

02:46:54.940 What you're doing right now

02:46:58.140 Is not good faith

02:46:58.900 So let me teach you

02:46:59.720 Okay

02:47:00.440 Teach me and then I'll do it after

02:47:02.040 Yes you get down

02:47:02.860 Okay

02:47:03.360 Are you Catholic?

02:47:04.440 I am

02:47:04.880 Go like this

02:47:06.040 No not while standing

02:47:08.540 Get down

02:47:09.840 Do the same thing I just did

02:47:11.060 Oh I am Catholic

02:47:12.220 Do you need me to pray

02:47:14.280 To our Father right now for you?

02:47:16.100 You want to pray with me?

02:47:17.700 On our knees though yeah?

02:47:19.500 Okay on our knees

02:47:20.380 Yeah

02:47:20.640 And then this will be

02:47:21.580 Day secured

02:47:22.360 Well I mean

02:47:23.280 After a drink

02:47:24.320 Maybe if I like you enough

02:47:26.140 I'm not just going to say

02:47:28.340 Yeah right off the bat

02:47:29.500 Okay

02:47:30.520 Not in bad form

02:47:32.140 Hold hands

02:47:33.160 We're praying together

02:47:36.000 Brothers in Christ

02:47:36.800 Our Father

02:47:39.400 Who art in heaven

02:47:40.440 Hallowed be thy name

02:47:41.340 Thy kingdom come

02:47:42.380 Thy will be done

02:47:43.740 On earth as it is in heaven

02:47:45.040 Give us this day

02:47:45.640 Our daily bread

02:47:46.480 Forgive us our trespasses

02:47:47.560 As we forgive those

02:47:48.620 Who trespass against us

02:47:50.480 And scene

02:47:55.880 That was great

02:47:58.040 But you saw very quickly

02:47:59.680 How he took the lead

02:48:01.220 And you were the one

02:48:02.120 Taking the lead

02:48:02.620 Remember the objective

02:48:03.300 Of the scene was

02:48:03.840 You're at the bar

02:48:04.440 You're trying to fuck him

02:48:05.940 I would have it

02:48:08.160 In the bag in a second

02:48:09.120 Oh shit

02:48:10.180 What do you mean?

02:48:11.340 All he wanted

02:48:12.080 Was me to get on my knees

02:48:13.120 I had control

02:48:14.140 By not getting on my knees

02:48:15.200 But your whole point

02:48:16.800 Was to take him home

02:48:17.580 To take him from the bar

02:48:18.540 To your house

02:48:19.200 He led

02:48:20.300 What happened?

02:48:21.320 Do you really think

02:48:21.740 You were in control?

02:48:23.820 Okay

02:48:24.180 That was great

02:48:25.200 Do you like Nutella

02:48:26.400 On your booty?

02:48:28.040 She's like

02:48:30.320 What the fuck?

02:48:32.160 That was a great scene

02:48:32.800 We can see

02:48:33.360 I want to see one more scene

02:48:34.680 I want to bring out

02:48:35.260 But no love scenes

02:48:36.380 Like a robbery scene

02:48:37.460 I want her

02:48:37.840 Do you act tough?

02:48:38.940 Can you be tough?

02:48:39.640 I can be tough

02:48:40.320 All right

02:48:40.940 Pretend not

02:48:41.420 Okay

02:48:41.760 So

02:48:43.320 Have you ever done

02:48:44.680 A damsel in distress scene?

02:48:46.100 Imagine he was tied

02:48:47.140 So if you want control

02:48:48.220 In the situation

02:48:48.780 Let's see how you lead

02:48:49.700 Have you ever acted

02:48:52.560 As a damsel in distress?

02:48:53.580 Maybe she could

02:48:54.100 Like I'm scared

02:48:55.420 She's going to save me?

02:48:56.480 What's the scene

02:48:58.680 Vitaly?

02:48:59.720 The scene

02:49:00.200 That you're our

02:49:01.220 7-11 clerk

02:49:03.060 And she's coming in

02:49:04.360 And grabbing the cash

02:49:05.300 And I don't want like

02:49:06.100 I give her the cash

02:49:07.100 Get the fuck

02:49:07.860 On the ground

02:49:08.280 You know

02:49:08.560 Okay

02:49:08.860 7-11 clerk

02:49:09.880 And she's going to

02:49:10.480 Yeah

02:49:11.040 Or you work at

02:49:11.880 Massage place

02:49:12.500 With happy endings

02:49:13.240 And she didn't get

02:49:14.000 Her happy endings

02:49:14.500 So she's mad at you

02:49:15.460 For not

02:49:16.280 For not

02:49:16.940 Your staff providing

02:49:18.200 Why am I only

02:49:19.000 Asian characters?

02:49:19.780 7-11 is not Asian

02:49:21.760 That's Indian

02:49:23.100 Indian's Asian

02:49:24.140 But okay

02:49:24.640 Massage pilot, sure

02:49:25.980 So no

02:49:26.460 You're sitting down

02:49:27.320 And she

02:49:27.760 You're working

02:49:28.760 You're a clerk

02:49:29.660 Go ahead

02:49:30.320 Try to rob him

02:49:31.120 You're doing great

02:49:34.640 By the way

02:49:34.980 My child loves you

02:49:35.680 So you're doing fantastic

02:49:36.780 But like

02:49:38.180 If you scream

02:49:39.300 Her at top of the lungs

02:49:40.220 Like

02:49:40.540 No judgment here

02:49:43.040 Like fucking

02:49:43.580 The more you go

02:49:44.480 The better it is

02:49:45.380 Oh my

02:49:45.880 Like yeah

02:49:47.400 Get the fuck

02:49:48.580 Over the ground

02:49:49.180 Like

02:49:49.500 And then just improv

02:49:50.660 He's going to get scared

02:49:51.640 And where's the cash

02:49:52.820 We have the cash too

02:49:53.700 So

02:49:54.440 Okay right here

02:49:55.240 Right here

02:49:55.780 You're trying to get this

02:49:56.760 So okay

02:49:58.420 That's

02:49:59.540 Okay

02:50:00.120 If I get it

02:50:00.880 Do I really get to keep it?

02:50:02.260 Huh?

02:50:02.640 If I get that

02:50:03.300 Do I get to keep it?

02:50:04.000 Sure

02:50:04.200 Really?

02:50:05.020 Sure

02:50:05.280 Yeah but you can't

02:50:06.100 You can't run around

02:50:06.840 And grab it

02:50:07.440 Like you got to convince him

02:50:08.960 What's going to happen

02:50:09.880 To

02:50:10.060 Do

02:50:11.220 Be me

02:50:11.940 Be a villain

02:50:12.960 Whatever

02:50:13.300 Yes

02:50:14.020 Fucking put him down

02:50:15.780 Whatever you need to do

02:50:16.700 Alright

02:50:17.040 Vitaly Spielberg

02:50:18.200 Quiet on set

02:50:19.040 Action

02:50:20.260 No

02:50:23.020 No happy ending

02:50:24.700 No sucky

02:50:25.700 No

02:50:26.300 No handjob

02:50:27.580 Get out my store

02:50:28.740 No massage

02:50:30.760 No you

02:50:31.460 I call police

02:50:33.020 Get out store

02:50:33.940 Fake gun

02:50:34.680 Oh wow

02:50:38.380 That was beautiful

02:50:40.120 Alright

02:50:40.800 We're showing you short in time

02:50:41.900 I appreciate you

02:50:42.960 That was good

02:50:43.500 Nice meeting you

02:50:44.500 Nice meeting you

02:50:45.120 Great job

02:50:45.760 Faye thank you so much

02:50:46.780 We'll be in touch

02:50:47.860 Okay my agent

02:50:48.860 Will content your agent

02:50:49.760 Sounds great

02:50:50.700 Alright

02:50:51.180 My agent content your agent

02:50:52.200 Appreciate it

02:50:52.980 Thank you

02:50:54.000 Thank you

02:50:54.560 That was awesome

02:50:56.120 I didn't know you can do

02:50:58.180 An accent like that

02:50:58.980 Well I had to be a massage

02:51:00.580 A masseuse

02:51:02.100 Really?

02:51:03.240 Yeah

02:51:03.460 Hey you're pretty good at acting

02:51:04.760 You're pretty good at acting too

02:51:05.820 I can't even lie to you

02:51:06.660 I thought you wanted to play hard again

02:51:08.100 Wait did you sit the mic?

02:51:09.820 No no

02:51:10.100 She gives the back

02:51:10.600 But bro

02:51:10.960 This is crazy

02:51:11.880 Okay now she's out of the room

02:51:12.860 Like she didn't feel this

02:51:13.920 But are we like top

02:51:15.140 Do we look like we're getting gang raped

02:51:16.560 Like in the way

02:51:17.100 Like I don't want to

02:51:17.660 There's like five years in here

02:51:18.580 Yeah

02:51:18.780 I mean we're more chaos

02:51:20.520 And now five years in

02:51:21.720 Yeah

02:51:25.060 Alright

02:51:26.280 Oh hello

02:51:26.900 Hello

02:51:27.720 I'm great

02:51:33.000 How are you?

02:51:33.940 I'm perfect

02:51:34.560 How are you?

02:51:36.060 Great

02:51:36.480 I love you

02:51:37.280 What's your name?

02:51:38.080 Dasha

02:51:38.420 Dasha

02:51:39.320 Dasha

02:51:40.140 Nice to meet you

02:51:41.140 Are you Russian or Ukrainian?

02:51:42.760 I'm Ukrainian

02:51:43.280 Oh so you can do a split?

02:51:45.680 Split?

02:51:46.280 Yeah

02:51:46.540 Like a split?

02:51:47.400 Of course

02:51:48.220 Of course

02:51:48.740 Whoa

02:51:49.540 I fucking done

02:51:50.920 Chat

02:51:52.400 I see

02:51:53.440 Of course

02:51:53.980 I know

02:51:54.220 Stay down

02:51:54.600 We're going to have a lot of fun with you

02:51:55.700 They're going to

02:51:56.640 Damn that's great

02:51:57.660 That's

02:51:58.620 Because you're fucking

02:52:00.040 You're Ukrainian

02:52:01.360 I'm from Ukraine

02:52:02.340 I was born in Russia

02:52:03.260 I get the greatest

02:52:05.820 Car wheel

02:52:06.780 I want to see your car wheel

02:52:08.440 There's plenty of space

02:52:09.280 Show us all your talents

02:52:10.640 Okay

02:52:11.820 This is great

02:52:12.860 See the energy between the last

02:52:14.100 Much better

02:52:14.780 Oh my god

02:52:16.740 Okay

02:52:17.060 This is talent

02:52:18.300 Okay

02:52:19.740 What else?

02:52:20.600 Hopefully I have a tennis girl

02:52:21.720 You know

02:52:22.080 Then I can do

02:52:23.120 A car wheel

02:52:24.260 Do you have a bruise there?

02:52:25.800 Did you have a great last night?

02:52:27.420 Who abused you?

02:52:28.120 It wasn't me

02:52:29.000 No, I'm not going to abuse me

02:52:29.820 I just didn't split

02:52:31.920 To never stop

02:52:32.680 Wait, you're in a car

02:52:33.240 You're a dancer?

02:52:34.660 Yes

02:52:34.860 Put on a show

02:52:35.620 It's your show

02:52:36.340 Hey guys

02:52:37.280 I don't know

02:52:38.400 I don't know

02:52:38.860 I don't know

02:52:39.800 Oh

02:52:40.300 Whoa

02:52:40.800 Wow

02:52:41.900 That's amazing

02:52:43.500 Wait, do you have a dancing spirit?

02:52:47.140 Yeah

02:52:47.500 There's no music playing

02:52:48.800 I have a music

02:52:49.700 You have a music?

02:52:51.060 You have music?

02:52:51.760 Play some music

02:52:52.260 We have a speaker too

02:52:53.220 A speaker?

02:52:54.220 Yeah, a speaker right here

02:52:55.440 Wait, how did you know I speak Russian?

02:52:59.580 Speak up with Natty

02:53:00.960 You're a Vitaly

02:53:02.160 Is that

02:53:03.140 I forgot your last name

02:53:05.020 No, she smells good

02:53:05.800 I like it

02:53:06.240 I like it

02:53:06.840 It's great

02:53:07.420 Here we go

02:53:07.860 Speak, I don't know

02:53:08.760 Mexicans usually know how to deal with this

02:53:11.460 What kind of music are you going to play?

02:53:14.680 I have my own music actually

02:53:16.240 She's great

02:53:17.160 Look, the chat loves you

02:53:18.280 The chat fucking hated other girls

02:53:19.860 This is crazy

02:53:20.400 They love you

02:53:20.920 This is a good sign

02:53:21.740 This is awesome

02:53:22.940 Alright guys

02:53:24.160 Be ready for the music

02:53:25.840 Oh my god

02:53:26.980 Oh my god

02:53:28.560 Oh my god

02:53:29.180 This is

02:53:30.040 It should be under JBL

02:53:32.080 Let's go

02:53:34.000 But what kind of dance

02:53:34.980 We're going to get it to

02:53:35.540 It's like a jazz

02:53:36.980 Okay

02:53:37.600 Are you guys like pranking or something?

02:53:40.220 No, I'm really good at me bro

02:53:41.400 I don't know if I'm in

02:53:41.880 Okay

02:53:42.100 Damn, everyone's fucking getting ready

02:53:45.360 Yo, guys

02:53:46.840 Spam W is in chat bro

02:53:48.760 Are you guys in performance?

02:53:50.620 Fuck yeah

02:53:51.100 We're excited to see

02:53:51.800 I'm excited

02:53:52.220 It's only for you

02:53:53.320 Only today

02:53:54.020 I prepared this for

02:53:55.400 Yeah

02:53:56.220 Whatever

02:53:57.620 Are you changing?

02:53:59.120 Outfits or

02:53:59.760 No

02:54:00.680 Ah, see, got you there

02:54:01.720 Don't say it's only for me then

02:54:02.920 Actually, I changed outfit

02:54:04.640 I came in the pants

02:54:06.440 Now it's skirt

02:54:07.020 Oh, okay

02:54:07.480 Oh, so you did

02:54:08.200 I did actually

02:54:08.660 You keep passing the test

02:54:09.720 I like it

02:54:10.380 I passed the test

02:54:10.860 You probably watched the live

02:54:11.820 You probably watched the live

02:54:11.840 You heard me liking girls in skirts

02:54:13.960 I mean, yeah

02:54:14.660 Okay

02:54:15.880 Oh, it's getting a little dark

02:54:18.440 All right

02:54:19.480 But I need more space

02:54:20.820 Go, go

02:54:21.600 Plenty of space

02:54:22.300 Plenty of space

02:54:23.000 Go crazy

02:54:24.660 Go crazy

02:54:25.620 All right, guys

02:54:26.300 All right, I'll get her the mic

02:54:28.000 No, she's gonna be dancing

02:54:29.640 Do we need the mic or not?

02:54:30.400 No, thanks

02:54:30.760 No, it's okay

02:54:31.500 I mean, I can sing as well

02:54:32.700 Okay, go ahead

02:54:33.580 All right

02:54:34.180 Wait, you're gonna be watching

02:54:35.780 Your own video and dancing?

02:54:36.600 No, it's just a sound

02:54:38.040 She can sing too

02:54:49.120 I love it

02:55:03.200 All right, let's get to the interview

02:55:04.600 You're a great dancer

02:55:05.520 No, I'm serious

02:55:05.960 That was awesome

02:55:06.640 That's awesome

02:55:12.440 But Chad

02:55:14.720 Sorry, I'm gonna grab your phone

02:55:15.900 Chad, we're gonna pay for her Spotify

02:55:18.460 You don't have Spotify?

02:55:22.540 Why are you not playing from Spotify?

02:55:24.880 Because it was my mix

02:55:26.200 I just

02:55:26.680 Oh, that was your mix

02:55:27.920 Yeah, well, you should have downloaded this shit

02:55:29.560 Before you came here

02:55:30.120 Come, come, come

02:55:30.880 Come, you're preparing

02:55:32.680 Come, come, come

02:55:33.020 Anyway

02:55:33.380 Okay

02:55:34.020 What's up

02:55:37.640 What's up?

02:55:38.060 What happened?

02:55:38.980 You guys good?

02:55:39.780 Yeah, we're good

02:55:40.240 What's the tension here, bro?

02:55:41.580 No, I like him

02:55:42.240 He's funny

02:55:42.660 You like him?

02:55:43.540 Yeah

02:55:43.700 Yeah, come back

02:55:44.300 Come back, man

02:55:44.740 We miss you

02:55:45.200 No, no, no

02:55:46.200 I didn't kick him out of the show

02:55:47.400 He can be part of the show

02:55:48.360 Like you included him and stuff

02:55:49.740 So, where did you learn how to dance?

02:55:51.480 I was trolling

02:55:52.000 Since I was a kid

02:55:52.660 I'm not upset

02:55:53.360 That's your friend

02:55:54.360 I'm chilling

02:55:55.540 I was trolling

02:55:56.120 Is it better?

02:55:56.980 I'm not a character anymore

02:55:57.940 No, that was a good thought

02:55:59.360 What's the name we got?

02:56:01.020 Uh, sneaker

02:56:01.560 Sneaker

02:56:02.860 Sneaker?

02:56:03.220 Yes

02:56:03.480 Like a sneaker licker

02:56:04.400 Like, uh, that's what I thought

02:56:05.980 That's what you thought?

02:56:07.040 No

02:56:07.260 Just kidding

02:56:08.640 Okay, that's fucking great

02:56:10.000 Zelensky or Putin?

02:56:12.220 Um

02:56:12.580 Biden

02:56:13.980 Because we were

02:56:18.180 We're in the United States, right?

02:56:20.900 We're not

02:56:21.280 We're not

02:56:21.640 Saying anything

02:56:22.360 About it

02:56:23.700 Biden

02:56:24.720 Yes

02:56:25.960 Because right now

02:56:27.460 We're

02:56:27.940 But do you like

02:56:29.080 Do you like

02:56:29.580 Biden?

02:56:29.900 Yeah, we're in the United States

02:56:30.720 He's a politician guy

02:56:32.800 I'm more like

02:56:33.480 I'm a politician as well

02:56:34.540 Like, I don't like

02:56:35.100 Talking about politics

02:56:35.760 At all

02:56:36.080 Right

02:56:36.680 Fair

02:56:37.160 No, okay

02:56:38.960 Um, okay

02:56:40.340 So

02:56:40.860 Can you act?

02:56:42.240 Of course

02:56:42.640 I'm an actress

02:56:43.160 You're an actress

02:56:43.780 Can you cry in command?

02:56:45.380 Right now?

02:56:45.740 Can you cry, yeah

02:56:46.380 Yeah, I can

02:56:47.120 Pretend I like

02:56:47.980 2020 happened

02:56:49.520 I ended up in TMZ again

02:56:51.120 Pretend you're like

02:56:51.660 You're that girl

02:56:52.220 Or something

02:56:52.580 Like, oh, maybe that's too far

02:56:53.840 But, um

02:56:54.860 Just cry

02:56:55.540 Pretend that Putin

02:56:56.740 Killed everybody in Ukraine

02:56:57.940 Oh my god

02:56:59.000 That's

02:56:59.880 I'm from a death

02:57:01.080 No, actually

02:57:01.280 It's like

02:57:02.360 Not freaking funny

02:57:03.100 I don't

02:57:03.380 You don't understand

02:57:04.040 Like, it's not funny

02:57:05.440 You know

02:57:06.240 When people just

02:57:07.100 I'm here

02:57:07.740 What?

02:57:08.580 That's why you say this

02:57:10.000 You think it's a joke

02:57:11.160 It's not a joke

02:57:12.480 You think it's too funny

02:57:14.120 It's not funny

02:57:15.420 It's not funny

02:57:16.580 It's not funny

02:57:16.600 I don't know

02:57:17.080 You guys

02:57:17.500 I'm sorry

02:57:20.900 About my friend

02:57:21.860 That was fucking good

02:57:24.460 Whoa

02:57:24.980 Yeah, she's

02:57:27.520 You're getting

02:57:28.340 I think you found

02:57:28.980 The one so far

02:57:29.780 I think so

02:57:30.680 Bro

02:57:30.900 That's crazy

02:57:32.300 She's great

02:57:33.520 Holy fuck

02:57:34.460 Yo

02:57:35.160 She's great

02:57:36.540 No, I thought

02:57:37.220 At first

02:57:37.560 She actually got

02:57:38.040 She made me believe

02:57:39.320 That question

02:57:40.400 Triggered her to cry

02:57:41.440 I didn't even realize

02:57:42.360 That we're just acting

02:57:43.060 Right now

02:57:43.340 That was awesome

02:57:44.000 Damn

02:57:44.480 Wow

02:57:45.540 It's okay

02:57:46.300 Should we do a scene?

02:57:50.600 I want to see

02:57:51.020 What Chad says

02:57:51.640 Chad

02:57:51.920 Yeah, let's do a scene

02:57:53.640 I think she can do a scene

02:57:54.540 Scene?

02:57:55.680 Yeah, I want to do a scene

02:57:56.500 I'll save this one for you

02:57:58.020 Yeah, can I go?

02:57:59.680 Yeah, yeah

02:58:00.140 I mean, what the fuck

02:58:00.800 I'm asking

02:58:01.060 But no, you know

02:58:01.980 Okay

02:58:02.360 Come here

02:58:02.940 Come here

02:58:03.420 Come here

02:58:03.860 No, we're going to

02:58:04.700 Walk into the couch

02:58:05.420 Okay

02:58:07.040 We pretend

02:58:07.740 I met you at the club

02:58:08.640 We're coming back home

02:58:09.580 Right

02:58:09.820 Back to the couch

02:58:10.720 Like I brought you home

02:58:11.560 And you're going to be like

02:58:13.420 You don't have to like

02:58:14.540 Just be hitting on me

02:58:15.460 Pretty much say like

02:58:16.640 Basically

02:58:18.740 We're about to have sex

02:58:20.580 And I'm going to have to tell you

02:58:21.400 I don't have a dick

02:58:22.180 I have a vagina

02:58:22.800 What are you going to do?

02:58:24.080 I need you to scream on top of it

02:58:25.600 Just improv it for me, please

02:58:27.120 What?

02:58:29.220 Right

02:58:29.580 Yeah, come on, come on

02:58:30.460 So it's like

02:58:31.020 I'm bringing you home

02:58:31.720 All confident

02:58:32.400 Come on

02:58:33.320 Couch, couch

02:58:34.020 Come on

02:58:34.340 Where's the freaking

02:58:35.040 Oh

02:58:35.500 Fucking weight

02:58:37.320 All right

02:58:39.040 Nice meeting

02:58:41.220 Nice to meet you

02:58:42.320 So

02:58:42.680 So

02:58:43.640 What's up

02:58:44.220 What's up

02:58:45.880 You ready?

02:58:47.960 Ready for what?

02:58:49.080 I don't know

02:58:49.640 Uh-huh

02:58:50.020 Mike

02:58:50.360 All right

02:58:51.500 Let's reenact

02:58:52.540 I can do better

02:58:54.220 You're fucking killing it

02:58:55.300 You're making me

02:58:56.980 I gotta go over to the top

02:58:58.000 More heart

02:59:01.840 More passion

02:59:02.700 Yeah, more passion

02:59:03.600 More passion

02:59:04.320 Yes

02:59:05.100 I don't believe you

02:59:06.120 I don't believe

02:59:06.560 Where is your truth

02:59:07.480 You have to act

02:59:08.420 Act?

02:59:09.300 Well, I don't want to be all over you

02:59:10.480 Because I don't want people

02:59:11.000 To think it's a porn shoot

02:59:11.920 But, you know

02:59:12.600 If you want me to act

02:59:13.580 I can act

02:59:14.060 No

02:59:14.160 I mean act

02:59:15.200 Like pretend

02:59:16.180 Okay

02:59:16.640 Yeah, no shit

02:59:18.260 Nothing's going to happen

02:59:19.420 Come on

02:59:20.300 Yes, take off your clothes

02:59:21.660 Right now

02:59:22.100 Come on

02:59:22.440 I don't mean to believe you

02:59:24.100 Oh my God

02:59:26.240 I can't wait to fuck

02:59:27.200 The shit out of you

02:59:28.200 Come here

02:59:28.640 Hold on

02:59:31.100 Let me check

02:59:31.500 Is my parents home?

02:59:33.320 Mom

02:59:33.760 Dad

02:59:35.520 You're not home

02:59:38.000 You're not home

02:59:39.020 I got an apple for you

02:59:41.580 Yeah

02:59:41.880 Well, I would let you eat something else

02:59:48.200 But I don't know how to tell you

02:59:49.520 Oh my God

02:59:51.380 Well, you know

02:59:51.940 I don't have a cock

02:59:55.040 It got cut off when I was three

02:59:57.060 What the heck?

02:59:58.760 You

02:59:58.880 You want to tell me

03:00:00.200 I don't have it

03:00:01.920 It's a straw

03:00:02.700 Why are you laughing

03:00:05.000 Why are you laughing at me?

03:00:06.820 I'm just shocked

03:00:07.840 Why did you spend this freaking time with you all this time

03:00:10.100 And you're just telling me

03:00:10.680 That you didn't have it

03:00:11.340 Well, I thought we could just like

03:00:13.360 Scissor each other

03:00:14.120 I'm sorry

03:00:15.040 Like

03:00:15.680 But I still like you

03:00:17.520 Please don't leave

03:00:18.480 Stop

03:00:19.200 No, you know

03:00:19.980 It's an idiot, Apple

03:00:20.800 Okay

03:00:21.660 Alright

03:00:22.100 You're not going to leave?

03:00:23.760 You're supposed to fucking leave

03:00:25.380 I'm going to freaking leave

03:00:26.940 I just want to tell you

03:00:27.660 That you are the worst person

03:00:29.020 That I've ever seen in my life

03:00:29.940 Bye

03:00:30.260 I want to see you again

03:00:31.820 Gotcha

03:00:32.520 Fucking love her

03:00:33.560 She's great

03:00:34.480 You found the one

03:00:35.400 Dude

03:00:36.100 You found the one

03:00:36.860 Dude, you can't beat that, bro

03:00:38.460 She's great

03:00:39.500 You're so fun

03:00:40.540 You didn't allow me to say

03:00:41.740 Everything that I want

03:00:42.780 I don't want to leave right now

03:00:43.920 I just want to tell you

03:00:44.540 Like calm calm

03:00:45.240 You just stick me

03:00:45.820 And I just spend

03:00:46.780 I slow it

03:00:47.700 I don't understand you

03:00:48.380 I just want

03:00:49.000 Wasted all this time

03:00:50.020 For you

03:00:50.520 For what?

03:00:52.160 For nothing, I guess

03:00:53.300 Absolutely

03:00:53.960 That's crazy

03:00:55.580 Oh my god

03:00:57.220 I don't know

03:00:58.580 This girl brought her

03:00:59.300 Yo, you know why this apple

03:01:01.160 Cut in half?

03:01:01.940 Sneaker

03:01:02.180 Our first girl

03:01:03.220 I said

03:01:03.760 What's your special talent?

03:01:05.000 She's like

03:01:05.260 I can break an apple in half

03:01:06.360 What is your special talent?

03:01:09.520 What is my special talent?

03:01:10.440 Besides dancing, acting

03:01:11.580 Do you have any special

03:01:12.500 Some people can move their stomachs

03:01:13.960 Some people can fold their tongue

03:01:15.080 Do you have any weird talents?

03:01:17.040 I can move my ears

03:01:18.600 I can draw with two hands

03:01:20.520 At the same time

03:01:21.640 Can I see the ears?

03:01:23.100 Ears?

03:01:23.540 Yeah

03:01:23.780 Hold on

03:01:24.900 Hold on

03:01:25.520 But it's not going to move

03:01:26.800 Like that much

03:01:27.820 Like you know

03:01:28.380 It's not going to be like this

03:01:29.600 So

03:01:29.840 Okay

03:01:30.580 Hold on

03:01:31.900 What the?

03:01:34.020 Wait, hold on!

03:01:35.420 Hold on!

03:01:36.480 I've never seen that

03:01:37.620 Hold on!

03:01:38.360 You have to be closer

03:01:39.500 Throw goat

03:01:43.180 Hell yeah

03:01:43.740 Do you see anything?

03:01:45.880 Yeah, I see

03:01:46.360 Imagine getting a head

03:01:48.000 And her ears

03:01:48.420 Start twitching

03:01:49.420 It's crazy

03:01:50.460 Can I see you draw

03:01:51.200 With two hands?

03:01:52.480 I have a pen

03:01:53.060 Do you have two?

03:01:54.720 Oh, it's

03:01:55.160 Oh, shit

03:01:55.960 You okay?

03:01:58.540 I only have one pen

03:01:59.680 Actually, I can learn

03:02:01.680 Languages for the past

03:02:02.620 Really?

03:02:03.200 What other languages

03:02:04.100 Do you speak?

03:02:05.040 I started learning

03:02:05.880 Like Spanish

03:02:06.760 Like three weeks ago

03:02:07.860 Oh

03:02:08.320 You speak Spanish?

03:02:09.920 I'm a big pig

03:02:10.700 Yeah, I see

03:02:11.200 My name is Dasha

03:02:12.160 I have nine years

03:02:13.640 Si

03:02:14.460 Si

03:02:15.080 Si

03:02:15.500 Si, si, si

03:02:16.380 Where are you?

03:02:17.300 Uh, me?

03:02:18.120 Mexicano

03:02:18.960 Mexicano?

03:02:19.800 I like

03:02:26.020 Is it French?

03:02:26.400 I don't speak

03:02:27.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:28.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:29.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:30.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:31.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:32.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:33.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:34.060 I don't want to talk to you.

03:02:35.060 Do we have a baby now?

03:02:37.060 Or tomorrow?

03:02:38.060 No, this is wild.

03:02:40.060 You're great.

03:02:41.060 This is wild.

03:02:42.060 I think we need some light in here.

03:02:44.060 We're going to turn it on.

03:02:45.060 Are you competitive?

03:02:47.060 I'm very competitive.

03:02:48.060 I'm a dancer.

03:02:49.060 I used to compete.

03:02:50.060 How long have you been in this country?

03:02:52.060 Around two years, I guess.

03:02:54.060 Really?

03:02:55.060 Oh, so you're new.

03:02:56.060 How did you get here?

03:02:57.060 Through a canoe?

03:02:58.060 Did you canoe yourself over here?

03:02:59.060 Yes.

03:03:00.060 How did you know?

03:03:01.060 Really?

03:03:02.060 That's crazy.

03:03:03.060 You didn't know everything about me.

03:03:04.060 How come?

03:03:05.060 I don't know.

03:03:06.060 Do you go to church?

03:03:08.060 Every day.

03:03:09.060 Stop it.

03:03:10.060 You don't go to church.

03:03:12.060 Every Sunday, I should say.

03:03:13.060 How do you feel about Andrew Tate?

03:03:15.060 Andrew Tate?

03:03:16.060 I feel great.

03:03:17.060 No, seriously.

03:03:18.060 No, seriously.

03:03:19.060 How do you feel?

03:03:20.060 I feel great because I used to stream.

03:03:22.060 I'm streaming every day.

03:03:23.060 Streaming?

03:03:24.060 Yes.

03:03:25.060 TikTok?

03:03:26.060 Oh, shit.

03:03:27.060 Yes.

03:03:28.060 And that's how I get into my people just by learning Spanish.

03:03:29.060 Oh, wow.

03:03:30.060 And entertainment.

03:03:31.060 So, you know?

03:03:32.060 Mm-hmm.

03:03:33.060 How many times have you been to jail?

03:03:35.060 Zero.

03:03:36.060 Damn.

03:03:37.060 Of course, should I?

03:03:38.060 Would you punch a toddler to get this role?

03:03:40.060 I mean...

03:03:41.060 Would you punch a baby to get this role?

03:03:42.060 Like a little maybe?

03:03:43.060 No, like fucking with your boots in the face.

03:03:45.060 Oy.

03:03:46.060 Oy.

03:03:47.060 Oy.

03:03:48.060 I don't know.

03:03:49.060 You know, it's kind of...

03:03:50.060 Okay, it's a yes or no question.

03:03:51.060 So, how badly do you want this role?

03:03:53.060 Punch a baby in the face.

03:03:54.060 It's normal.

03:03:55.060 It's like every Monday.

03:03:56.060 It's like normal?

03:03:57.060 Do you do it every day?

03:03:58.060 Huh?

03:03:59.060 Is it pretty common for you?

03:04:00.060 Punch a baby?

03:04:01.060 I don't usually punch babies that throw them off balconies.

03:04:02.060 Oh, I thought you'd eat them.

03:04:03.060 I eat them too.

03:04:04.060 They call me the straight Jeffrey Dahmer because I'd be slaying these hoes, but that's different.

03:04:19.060 But, yeah, so, I don't know.

03:04:21.060 You tell me.

03:04:22.060 Yes, no.

03:04:23.060 No, okay.

03:04:25.060 I would just like...

03:04:27.060 Okay.

03:04:28.060 You know, it's like...

03:04:29.060 Would you punch a baby for one million dollars?

03:04:34.060 Yeah.

03:04:35.060 How are you doing?

03:04:36.060 That was great.

03:04:37.060 Is the next one ready?

03:04:38.060 Yes.

03:04:39.060 Let's give them that.

03:04:40.060 Yeah, you lost it?

03:04:41.060 Yeah.

03:04:42.060 Oh, shit.

03:04:43.060 Yes, bro.

03:04:44.060 She's great, Luke.

03:04:45.060 We need to get her information.

03:04:46.060 Okay.

03:04:47.060 We're done?

03:04:48.060 Yeah, we're done.

03:04:49.060 I don't think...

03:04:50.060 I was about to go further.

03:04:51.060 No, no, but wait.

03:04:52.060 What do you live with?

03:04:53.060 Part of LA.

03:04:54.060 No, no, but wait.

03:04:55.060 What do you live with?

03:04:56.060 Part of LA.

03:04:57.060 I live in downtown.

03:04:58.060 Oh, okay.

03:04:59.060 Perfect.

03:05:00.060 So, we might cast here.

03:05:01.060 We might cast you.

03:05:02.060 And then we might go...

03:05:03.060 Yeah.

03:05:04.060 We might go further.

03:05:05.060 I think you found the one, Vitaly.

03:05:06.060 We might go further.

03:05:07.060 Let me get the mic.

03:05:08.060 Huh?

03:05:09.060 I thought you were...

03:05:10.060 Yeah!

03:05:11.060 She's great, guys.

03:05:12.060 Ladies in the chat.

03:05:13.060 I was like, I want to laugh.

03:05:14.060 So, but don't look like that.

03:05:15.060 You welcome me at this freaking mic?

03:05:16.060 Okay.

03:05:17.060 And a handshake.

03:05:18.060 All right.

03:05:19.060 Great job.

03:05:20.060 You were the best so far.

03:05:21.060 Yeah.

03:05:22.060 No, like, by far.

03:05:23.060 I don't think anyone's gonna beat you.

03:05:24.060 Thank you.

03:05:26.060 Thank you.

03:05:27.060 How do you say thank you in Ukrainian?

03:05:29.060 Diako.

03:05:30.060 Diako.

03:05:31.060 You can moonwalk too?

03:05:33.060 Yeah?

03:05:34.060 No.

03:05:35.060 No, I'm just kidding.

03:05:36.060 Thank you, Charlie.

03:05:37.060 Thank you.

03:05:38.060 I love it.

03:05:40.060 You found the one, bro.

03:05:41.060 I love it.

03:05:43.060 There's a lot of people.

03:05:44.060 And you thought of mine.

03:05:45.060 Yeah, you found the one, bro bro.

03:05:46.060 You wild, bro.

03:05:47.060 I love it.

03:05:48.060 I love it.

03:05:49.060 W, dude.

03:05:50.060 People.

03:05:51.060 People.

03:05:52.060 Yeah!

03:05:53.060 No.

03:05:54.060 so many fucking respect all w's other ones they're like rape her people are like you you met the one

03:06:03.420 so say thank you chat say i'm say i'm sorry king vitale ah i'm sorry king vitale i'm sorry king

03:06:16.440 vitale that's what you're gonna be saying tonight what i'm sorry can you talk all right all right

03:06:25.820 wait i know in german how to say thank you very much okay now she's amazing now you're laughing

03:06:34.380 all right all right okay somebody said imported sex leaves all right yeah she's like a mail order

03:06:41.420 bride i swear like she's a very trafficable woman like it seems like she can get stolen in a second

03:06:45.540 she's great bro she's great no fucking great uh let's see now i do i i wanted 100 girls bro and

03:06:50.800 i thought 30 was little i'm a dream bro and she's ukrainian like that the next girl i don't speak

03:06:55.580 in english i'm gonna talk you just translate just okay okay this is okay i'm his boss yeah i brought

03:07:01.320 him from russia yeah to making famous okay hello what's your name hey what's up hi how are you doing

03:07:07.460 with today katya katya yeah this is my uh my current assistant hi job vitale hi vitale he's russian he

03:07:14.300 says very nice to meet you he would like to shake your hand okay he says he likes the smell of

03:07:19.260 your hair thank you he's asking if you could smell the perfume uh real quick no you can smell it from

03:07:26.340 there okay he called you rude but he said he'll sit anyway okay why don't you have a seat why don't

03:07:31.780 you have a seat so we would like to see are you an actress uh i do uh live content you do content

03:07:37.720 okay okay have do you have any experience with scenes uh yeah okay what type of scenes what's your

03:07:43.180 history

03:07:43.520 i'm a woman i like drama you're a woman you like drama he doesn't think that you have any credibility so far

03:07:52.400 um he's wondering if you can work under pressure uh occasionally yeah yeah he doesn't think that

03:08:02.140 you have any real credibility you know what i can't even understand what he's saying i'm trying to

03:08:06.460 translate for him but i i'm i'm working as his translator okay he's getting a little upset he's getting a

03:08:12.140 upset but come up like a chat okay okay if we can't come up for a chat yeah

03:08:17.880 give us a second did you speak did you speak russian just now yes that was russian no no that

03:08:25.280 wasn't russian it was russian that was totally not russian that was not russian it was russian but

03:08:29.980 if we if we can stay on topic right now we don't have that much time we have a lot more girls coming

03:08:33.240 okay right yeah we do it so what type of drama i sent them home i told them that you had some

03:08:38.400 special announcement that you were going to make and that i got the show that was good that was

03:08:43.520 acting huh yeah okay okay we're getting somewhere he's wondering if you can cry on command can you

03:08:50.460 that's the real test of truth if you bring me a chanel bag i will cry on

03:08:54.860 okay he's

03:08:57.180 he's calling you a filthy whore

03:09:01.720 shaman i mean you can understand that one for yourself

03:09:07.180 he's calling you a gold digger

03:09:08.720 i dig for my own gold you dig for your own gold okay okay so let's see a scene what can you do

03:09:17.060 what's your favorite scene um my favorite scene is when i listen to you tell me the most amazing

03:09:21.600 stories ever right but you're the one who's we're supposed to see what you're able to do i know

03:09:26.880 well we're here i'm learning about what you do okay you're asking like some of these questions

03:09:31.760 because i you're you're he said you're yapping in russian oh okay okay okay are you into astrology

03:09:36.220 no why because i think that astrology says that you have to like do something like this week i'm

03:09:44.540 going to be sick or this week i'm gonna win the lotto and i kind of want to feel lucky all the time

03:09:48.740 you know so i kind of just said not what do you think about this

03:09:52.060 okay so it's not bad but it's a little stupid um what do you think about me and what do you

03:10:00.480 think about him i think you have a cool jacket on and uh i like your voice and i think that he is

03:10:08.540 doing a great job pretending to speak russian

03:10:11.940 okay he's confused about why you're being so insulting right now what how does he understand

03:10:26.280 what i'm saying when he speaks russian because he can understand english doesn't mean he can't

03:10:30.220 body language and everything what english words do you speak he doesn't speak any english but

03:10:38.180 it's not it's not about him right now i don't know why you're laughing so loud and it's a little

03:10:41.940 bit irritating cut cut dog dog i know you got cut yeah yeah you're like a dog and a cat basically

03:10:47.640 like that's it's basically the or you're giving off of but we'll move on from that we'll move on

03:10:51.800 for that um would you streak in the world cup with vitale no why because uh i could i'm not a

03:10:59.600 you're not a streaker you're not a streaker i'm not a streaker what's awesome yeah we're not

03:11:07.720 impressed i'd probably go turn like my face the other way and you know pretend like i was

03:11:13.900 okay well let's let's skip the fluff do you find him attractive um i think that lots of people would

03:11:21.840 find him attractive what about you i find uh i'm not i'm not really here to find people attractive

03:11:29.960 in that way but i can see he's an attractive guy yeah okay would you act in a scene with him

03:11:34.940 i would i'm acting in a scene right now we're just asking questions right now how about we reenact

03:11:40.540 the scene let's imagine that you're sitting in a bus per se you're riding on a bus and you see him

03:11:45.620 as a stranger and you need to find directions wake him up the bus is moving go wake up

03:11:52.680 you need to get to where you're going where you're going find out where you need to get home

03:11:58.680 hey i'm going hey excuse me excuse me excuse me hey i'm going

03:12:04.000 excuse me oh god come on come on i'm going to excuse me sir excuse me sir excuse me sir i'm going

03:12:14.380 to uh the benny ford clinic do you know where that's at do you know where that's at

03:12:20.820 you need to get home you need to get home it's urgent the bus is gonna i mean here

03:12:26.440 i think i'm gonna ask the next person okay yeah that was great that was great thank you

03:12:34.460 you were great great thank you so much great all right we'll be in touch with you you did a great

03:12:40.220 job under some circumstances great job great job thank you for all the laughs i appreciate that

03:12:44.720 nice to meet you too thank you no what is your name in english vitalee vitalee nice to meet you

03:12:49.820 nice to see you nice to meet you all right okay i'm just gonna sit in the corner oh my god that was

03:12:54.380 awesome that was that was it's great dude let's do it let's do the next one same thing maybe maybe

03:13:03.120 chanel bag is insane bro that's insane chanel bag she kind of meant that one too

03:13:08.820 yo chad yo chad you guys you guys want me to run it again the same i think i need to be more

03:13:14.820 convincing so yeah maybe chad she was pretty confused in the beginning yeah i know she's russian

03:13:22.260 i gave it up when i started speaking russian i was doing brazilian because we're all portuguese

03:13:28.400 bro yeah

03:13:29.340 how are you hello okay what's your name i'm danielle danielle welcome i'm sneaker

03:13:39.400 this is vitale he's my assistant so he doesn't speak english that well so i'll be translating

03:13:44.960 um yeah so what's your talents come over here my colleagues yes

03:13:48.820 i mean i'm a personal trainer he says hello you're a personal trainer who do you specialize

03:13:54.580 with he's very happy to meet you who do you specialize with like what i box i do box he's

03:13:59.480 begging that you sit down he feels uncomfortable when you stand muay thai he's saying things that

03:14:06.040 are a little bit don't worry about that too much right now just focus on me he's messing with me he's

03:14:10.040 not messing with you focus how long have you been a personal trainer he's confused about why

03:14:15.180 you're the standard his eyes oh yeah he speaks russian do you speak russian a little bit oh okay

03:14:21.380 okay oh what can you say he's saying like let's get to the point let's hurry up no more small talk

03:14:30.320 no more fluff okay so how long have you been a personal trainer 11 years 11 years what about

03:14:34.800 your acting experience um i tried to be an actress when i was younger but it never really

03:14:40.440 worked out okay okay uh what have you acted in not much it didn't really work out it didn't work

03:14:49.660 out so what do you specialize in what i i mean i'm a personal trainer so fitness is pretty much

03:14:55.900 what i do fitness push-ups running boxing muay thai like i i like doing that kind of stuff can you

03:15:02.760 shadow box can we see some moves yeah let's see some more thai how about that okay

03:15:08.180 oh he's very impressed i would love to get blacked by her you speak english i knew you spoke english

03:15:21.900 that's why i'm looking in your eyes why are you still mean to me oh what's up what's up what's up

03:15:26.500 what's up what's up what's up no we're not gonna be on tmc again anyways um

03:15:30.760 how are you great love your energy but why you were so mean you're like i know you spoke

03:15:37.800 so you you're you're a woman beater and an eater no like what's why you have so much anger

03:15:45.780 oh this is an anger i'm i'm more just like you're happy going you're happy yeah i'm just

03:15:51.200 passionate i'm excited i like life that's amazing what's your name again i'm denny young how young

03:15:57.160 are you uh and you know what uh i would give you 23 22 on a monday that means 31 you know what i was

03:16:05.980 trying to say i was trying to tell you in the beginning that i like chocolate i love it he does

03:16:10.260 yeah he does he likes milk chocolate dark chocolate okay okay you're going to a new york

03:16:14.540 accent briefly there oh i'm from new york chocolate okay okay what part of new york are you from

03:16:19.220 i was born in satin island satin island do you like white guys um to do what to them come on

03:16:26.480 just to fraternize with yeah

03:16:31.660 they're all right are you racist no oh that's boring we're all racist here so no you're not

03:16:41.440 yeah no how could you be that's exactly right so so can you act do you have any special talents

03:16:46.520 besides beating up your boyfriends i mean i could try to act let's do it why not what do you want me

03:16:53.060 to i'm gonna pretend uh i'm gonna pretend i'm an angry dog and i'm gonna i want to bite your leg

03:16:58.560 off and you need to calm me down you need to pat me on the face and just uh you know just but make

03:17:02.900 it convincing make it convincing that you're scared i trust you got this

03:17:05.840 no no but you gotta pretend you're on the phone get up pretend you're on the phone

03:17:12.820 because i'm gonna smell the coochie i don't want to go there i'm a dog so i gotta go for the ankles

03:17:17.620 you know

03:17:18.340 sit sit sit lay down lay down

03:17:29.220 hey okay no take two take two you're gonna smack me you're gonna smack me on the forehead calm

03:17:36.820 me down calm me down put him in this place put him in this place

03:17:39.620 great work great work wow that was a great scene the way you transition from the anger to humor

03:18:05.300 i think that's going to be very beneficial for us in the future yeah yeah you guys work well

03:18:11.760 off each other very good great okay now your turn as a dog ready yes let's see what you got

03:18:17.380 i don't know if you can top that but come on i'm an angry dog angry dog

03:18:24.260 i'm very impressed i'm very impressed it's very therapeutic you let it all out of you right you

03:18:51.840 you had it in you and then you let it out you just let it all out

03:18:54.980 wow good stuff good stuff

03:18:58.300 oh you're great that's great uh you have any no thank you so much my agent will be in contact

03:19:03.480 with your agent i hope to see a lot more from you you're great we love you thank you so much

03:19:07.580 it was great to meet you daddy nice to meet you wow wow she's stupendous huh

03:19:12.080 that's what she was stupendous that was crazy that was crazy wow holy shit

03:19:19.300 that was wild

03:19:23.220 was the dog one good that was good that was what was so good about it

03:19:27.620 you good bro you tired you told me to be quiet i didn't say fucking be quiet that way you were

03:19:36.180 trying right yeah can you can you guys make friends oh we did i got up in the middle of the

03:19:40.220 sure to drink his hand can you make friends i'm not i'm not upset at him

03:19:42.680 why did i didn't really tell you to be quiet you basically told me to be quiet

03:19:45.860 no i didn't yeah you basically said get the fuck out of here but in a nice way

03:19:49.840 are you i'm chilling i'm not offended bro i'm chilling i'm not a you bro i'm getting

03:19:53.380 a day travel right now i feel like i've seen this somewhere before

03:19:55.500 bro you can be a part of the show he's your boy

03:19:58.160 i don't need to be a part of the show no but i wasn't serious bro i don't need you to hold

03:20:02.280 my hand like i'm good i'm chilling i got other guys

03:20:05.220 all right get the fuck out you know what i mean like you don't need to

03:20:07.560 enjoy your content i'm not saying he was really good in the scene

03:20:10.620 you hate me no i don't hate i actually give you your respects earlier when we were talking

03:20:15.380 to mike he was glazing in the car a little bit

03:20:17.240 not glazing give you your respects oh respect yeah yeah but what's up with your

03:20:21.460 response to make it manly like you talk to me

03:20:24.180 this is crazy i think i think he was a cookie no but he's acting

03:20:27.820 i want to see another role with him but i thought you can we do another scene with

03:20:30.440 him yeah of course i liked it i enjoyed it do another like pick up but like in more

03:20:34.360 crazier restaurants we need a better scenario because like you carried that

03:20:37.580 but it was that thing you're trying to get sexual or not at all for sure

03:20:40.660 oh okay okay i know i want to see her get underneath like that was like that was

03:20:43.760 do you think any do you think any girls so far you're gonna call the fucking

03:20:46.340 you know i put that also like turned off so it caught me off guard i did i like

03:20:50.100 casting once and the girl's like i'm fucking filing sexual harassment

03:20:52.920 fucking thing because i told her you didn't say the rape thing earlier but she

03:20:55.460 doesn't speak english that well so i think you're fine everything everything was good

03:20:58.100 the russian girl you probably could have made out with her on that couch

03:21:00.440 oh i'm good nah you were into it you got her number didn't you nah bro yeah you're gonna

03:21:06.160 be into it later right nah i mean you guys said she's good i don't know i don't want

03:21:10.380 to say for the camera but i don't want to say i don't want to say you know i think

03:21:15.600 that's your i think that's the one that's the one you're taking for sure yeah she speaks

03:21:19.240 her language she dances she's looking you in the eye she's whiter than michael jackson

03:21:23.380 i don't know you like you really like chocolate huh no i don't know i like like a mix not like

03:21:28.240 mix like you like like mix like dark like tan like air color no she was great but not as

03:21:32.820 my main psychic for life like when we need a girl for a video she would be great to come

03:21:35.660 out right well you see how it goes maybe she could be the same yeah let's see what next

03:21:38.740 yeah holy shit so you guys squashed it right but there's no beef there was no beef it was

03:21:45.420 squashed yeah okay all right what do we got we got to step it up we got me we're stepping

03:21:50.620 it up chat what should we do let's talk talk to the chat chat what should we do i do want

03:21:54.780 to get fucking sexual but no no no no i don't want because in the middle of them talking really

03:22:00.080 like making a scene tts just goes off oh you got it all right this is you wait where's my

03:22:08.720 oh of course it is thank you hello what's your name i'm sneeko this is vitale yeah nice to

03:22:15.480 meet you hi you know you know us no well i was asking luke i was like so who am i meeting

03:22:21.180 today uh oh well it's for vitale he's looking for it looks like it's your guy's show now yeah

03:22:26.560 well it's our show so where are you from where do you want me oh i'm from here i was going

03:22:30.520 to race here so i feel like i don't meet a lot of people going to race here anymore no right

03:22:33.720 right we're from all over the world right so if you're not like that not creepy you probably

03:22:37.600 have an acting background correct not creepy yeah you probably have an acting background if you're

03:22:41.620 from los angeles i do yeah so i'm not camera shy so that's good oh okay okay is it because i'm

03:22:46.820 from here yeah it's just from los angeles everybody wants to be famous here right i mean i don't

03:22:51.440 care for fame just because i feel like there's like different things that come with that um so

03:22:55.920 why are you here i just care about telling stories you have good stories well i love film so it's

03:23:02.580 stories in that regard but i also obviously just love talking to people and meeting new people i like

03:23:06.960 the energy yeah so that's yeah i just like being me honestly except obviously if i'm acting then

03:23:12.260 playing someone else but i feel like that's the real fun part because you guys like dig deep and

03:23:17.340 like find different assets did you have any special talents or you can tell us a story that can you

03:23:22.380 make me laugh or him laugh before we get to the scenes uh i hope all right did you bring any jokes

03:23:28.980 i'm not i'm not a stand-up i'm not here to like what are you here for jokes i thought we were just

03:23:34.720 going to talk oh yeah we're yeah we can talk a little bit oh you feel pressured do you feel

03:23:38.480 pressured i mean a little bit it's okay like it's it's your show people love you they love you so

03:23:45.040 do you have any experience with improv how about the united stand with improv there you go perfect um

03:23:49.960 it's been a while well we can get the rust off luckily we have arab over here he's an incredible

03:23:54.900 improv actor he's one of the specialists in los angeles um i don't want you to feel nervous but he's one of the

03:23:58.840 best in the industry so if you can create a scene right now you see the way he's sitting over there

03:24:02.220 he's a little bit stoic a little bit upset a little angry a little aggressive i want to see if you're

03:24:05.660 able to improv right now pick him up and take him home okay so i'm so sorry this came out late

03:24:17.420 that's totally on me i ordered it like way late because i'm just used to people coming late so you

03:24:24.580 did they have mike you were actually um yeah so i wasn't expecting that so let me put this on you're

03:24:32.440 doing great you're doing great thanks so i wasn't expecting that for you though that was for me yeah

03:24:38.060 i thought we had an agreement that you were going to take that's not me oh so that was just a

03:24:41.300 misunderstanding i i didn't know that so do i i just want to apologize do you accept my apology

03:24:46.060 if not maybe we could figure something else out what were you thinking whatever you want

03:24:53.280 what do you like to do do you like it uh more on the spicy side i love spice okay

03:25:00.320 let's do it

03:25:04.920 it's just one let's see how much you really do you want to do half half so you could so i could see

03:25:12.300 how you handle it i can handle it but i haven't seen if you've actually handled it so how am i

03:25:17.660 supposed to know i'm down to do it if you want to do half half i'm pretty good with spice i think

03:25:22.040 my friend would be down to do half half no you got you actually oh my god no come on that's chicken

03:25:28.920 you're already backing out on me well i don't need to prove anything i'm not here oh my god but i want

03:25:34.000 you to am i here to prove myself i'm not going to prove myself you're not going to prove yourself

03:25:39.600 you're the one who walked up to me no we agreed to meet here that's why yeah you delivered this to

03:25:47.560 me no i came to pick it up oh you can pick it up that's what i was saying so if you want to just

03:25:52.520 take it right now i won't even charge you for it how about that okay so i feel like we're flipping

03:25:58.600 the script i mean i could take you don't have to open myself i'll just take it home then no just

03:26:02.340 take it right here you want me to eat it now yeah like for real for real for real

03:26:07.400 can you handle asian spice can you i heard i heard this is next level though no i feel like

03:26:22.480 this might be a punch above just a little bite you're gonna take the whole thing the whole

03:26:27.980 i mean i'll actually try it do you want to try some with me please no really am i gonna like

03:26:36.160 snot no you're gonna die actually

03:26:38.980 see you see you see it's like you actually i actually i'll smell it it doesn't even smell

03:26:46.660 good all right go ahead i'll try it like the tiniest bit if i start crying i start crying

03:26:52.320 hey how bad my girl how bad was it how bad was it for you no like for real it was it was pretty

03:26:59.860 bad when i took it but like snot i feel like yeah i feel like you got more spice in you let

03:27:04.420 me try let me actually try this like the tiniest not tiny all right we're in the next scene come

03:27:09.720 just a piece we're good so we're not doing no bite bite you yeah let me take a piece

03:27:13.660 oh my god i'm so sorry oh i could feel it oh fuck

03:27:21.680 i told i warned you i was nice enough it's not bad really she seems to handle it very well do you

03:27:31.880 want me to lick the spice off of you no i'm good yeah oh my god oh my gosh she licked the finger so

03:27:37.020 you're enjoying it it doesn't taste good oh so it's expired this one it's spicy this is from 1992

03:27:42.780 92 version it wasn't even out 99 do it was no way my grandpa died for this shit is it you feel

03:27:49.600 anything in the throat yet i do yeah but i feel like i've had worse it tastes like battery oh it's

03:27:55.040 nice oh then try the whole thing no no no i feel like if i eat the whole thing all right next scene

03:27:59.080 i'll be crying okay i do feel it that was great so can you describe a scene huh can you describe

03:28:05.320 the scene yeah i want to do a scene where um i'm laying down on the floor when i came to a massage

03:28:10.880 father he's just giving me a back massage i'm giving you a massage yeah not like we're not

03:28:14.820 gonna how nice huh i want to massage no yeah sure and then i'm pretty good yeah we turn around and

03:28:21.060 i walked in the wrong this is a professional massage and here i am asking for happy endings

03:28:24.800 and you get fucking pissed off and we're just arguing sounds good all right awesome you got this

03:28:29.180 just to confirm you wanted a 30 minute full body massage correct one hour please one hour so that's

03:28:45.160 going to be extra charge you've only paid 60 dollars up for it so it's going to be no problem

03:28:49.020 160 you okay with that yes all right let me know about the pressure okay i'm going to start with

03:28:54.020 your shoulders and your scapula here all right i'm going to stop you right there i just want to let

03:29:02.720 you know that you're making sexual growing noises that's making me a little bit uncomfortable so i'm

03:29:08.800 just gonna have to ask you to uh excuse me i came here for happy endings my friend told me this is

03:29:14.900 the best spot in town well your friend lied we don't do that here i paid you 60 dollars for a

03:29:22.120 professional massage i do sports massage well that's that's what they meant no there's no there's

03:29:29.740 no code for well i'm not fucking leaving until you're doing it so i don't give a fuck this is my

03:29:33.980 you have your hand i'll actually walk out of here let you know you work here and that's your boss

03:29:40.280 that's your boss you're gonna i'm not leaving until i get a fucking happy ending massage they promised

03:29:46.420 me it's here that's not my boss my boss lets me work i have killed work work just please i have so

03:29:53.700 much stress like why why they promised me please i'm not trying to be disrespectful quick come on i know

03:30:00.120 you like me baby girl you have mommy issues i can tell and i'm gonna leave right now to yourself

03:30:05.860 you and your hand are on your own and i'm out of here excuse me yes not my boss how can i help you

03:30:13.400 get to work that is straight up racist again you are not my boss i don't know what you're doing here

03:30:20.220 and what kind of thing you guys are doing together but you need to leave you need to leave

03:30:24.960 bless the happy happy more jerky jerky you jerky jerky him you clearly have money why don't you pay your

03:30:32.340 friend to do it this is my space i work here what about my bedroom

03:30:38.820 can you please take this child and leave you're like his bodyguard you can easily

03:30:44.980 please go more pointy pointy bro i'm fucking dead

03:30:49.780 are you were you dropped on your head as a child like what's going on how was the how was the

03:30:59.760 chip chip you good no yeah i'm good okay that's better how young are you by the way i wasn't

03:31:04.360 just part of the scene i know i know because i'm saying like what if i were to continue the scene i

03:31:09.860 said that oh man she got into it really good so we're not scaring you no that's awesome so what

03:31:17.540 do you like to do what's your hobbies i really got into pickleball have you guys been playing

03:31:22.460 pickleball maybe like tickling pickleballs no it's it's like i feel like it's the biggest range right

03:31:27.940 now it's like in between ping pong and tennis it's pickleball i've never heard of pickleball no

03:31:34.780 wait are you guys kidding no i'm for real what is the what is the pickleball it's like it's like

03:31:43.020 tennis but smaller okay you guys have not played pickleball yet you guys will you guys i feel like

03:31:50.380 this year it's gonna happen the chat things are really cool so the chat fuck i'm serious i'm not

03:31:54.540 sure it's really fun um i will beat you i'm pretty sure oh my gosh not everything has to be sexual

03:32:02.940 i know would you ever shave your head for a stream what shave my head for a stream heck no i'm sorry

03:32:07.340 guys no this is not where we're going okay no but you're already hot chip you're already passing

03:32:12.140 my books you're amazing if you're so fine that's fine if mr beast offered you ten thousand dollars

03:32:17.700 to betray me would you good question yes you serious betray you how betray me just just betray me

03:32:27.480 you leave me for money

03:32:28.920 i mean sure are we committed here not yet but this is part of the test

03:32:36.040 oh okay i don't know what it means are you here to change your life or are you gonna here to change

03:32:41.440 my life i'm here to change both i suppose i feel like it's a two-way street i like that

03:32:47.960 do you have any inspirational speeches or messages for the viewers that are watching this right now

03:32:52.680 don't be afraid to fail as long as you learn something you're not failing pick yourself back

03:32:57.960 up continue to learn keep failing it's okay love that wow love that yeah who's your favorite world

03:33:05.160 leader in history world leader what i'm jesus

03:33:09.640 damn it's crazy which one jesus christ

03:33:16.280 how do you feel about using code vitali on stake using what code vitali on stake

03:33:25.160 i don't even know what that is yeah it's all wrong um um are you good at driving drive

03:33:32.520 uh i'm asian and i'm female let's go what do you think you know what you're higher you're higher

03:33:38.840 you're higher than my butt i'm okay is that supposed to be a good or bad i don't know the answer i'm

03:33:43.880 not asian there's a there's a huh it's the worst that you can get really spatial awareness is not my

03:33:50.280 strength i also don't have the rear view camera thing so my next car i will probably i don't want

03:33:57.160 race is jesus christ is black white or korean is he middle eastern okay i'll take it i'll take it

03:34:05.480 definitely not korean if if anthony gets deported would you be able to film for me great question

03:34:11.160 ice is knocking at the door oh my god i mean let's pray that doesn't happen but

03:34:15.560 yeah i could film you know you're trafficking here 100k you can traffic anybody so if your family

03:34:21.640 wants to come here no i'm good i'll call you a deal 75 please why are you qualified for this

03:34:30.120 position i like that why am i qualified because i'm not camera shy and i roll with the punches

03:34:39.000 i guess anymore how confident of a person are you fairly confident fairly confident fair

03:34:47.240 that's pretty much it any more questions she's great i think that's great i think that's great

03:34:52.920 i think our agents are going to be in contact with yours i think we can uh i think we'll work

03:34:56.280 together sounds good thanks for having me guys thank you this is like a lot of first sight here

03:35:02.040 guys no but thank you no but thank you for going with the flow it's the spice

03:35:05.960 the heat you're feeling it's from my mouth yes it is nice meeting you thank you so much

03:35:13.640 my hands are ice cold are they yeah i'd like to hear that thank you so much thank you thank you

03:35:24.520 this is going great yeah she was great she was great so that's yours i'm russian you so we're

03:35:30.440 choosing our own colors we're choosing our own and the season yeah i like her i like her the hot

03:35:35.240 check yeah we need to stick to the oh okay okay chocolate hello hello hey oh hey

03:35:44.360 nice i was waiting for you what's your name sasha hi hi vitality pleasure nice to meet you well

03:35:50.120 first of all i love it there you're you're you're not that you're chocolate i don't look at your

03:35:54.280 pants you're chocolate my favorite part you look like you taste better than nutella so you love that

03:35:58.680 oh yeah he's a little bit eccentric but you have a great outfit well first of all why why are you

03:36:04.440 wearing kkk pants uh i like because it was low high no no but you know these are racist pants very

03:36:10.360 duck dynasty homophobic looking pants but no no no i like these pants but usually white people i love

03:36:15.080 them too no but people will wear these pants that are white that are racist to your color so you know

03:36:20.280 that so why are you supporting this first of all i love your energy how are you what are you

03:36:25.800 fucking elon musk what is this what is this look like moon shoes oh oh you're great damn that's

03:36:33.240 awesome i love the jacket the swag where are you from atlanta atlanta are you west african

03:36:41.720 come on let's be honest are you from are you from regia no i'm from atlanta atlanta atlanta

03:36:46.600 wait that's why you look familiar magic city mondays no oh no you never worked there oh sorry

03:36:51.400 oh okay okay you must be senegalese uh from ivorian um you're close from ghana from ghana burkina

03:36:59.160 fossil sierra leone okay sierra leone yeah we're in lana yeah east lana i'm from lana really what

03:37:06.840 well we're on stream so okay all right well so what's your what's your special talents uh why uh

03:37:13.800 why why you should be qualified for this gig you know they say the darker the better the sweeter the

03:37:19.400 juice so i love it the only special talent i really have for real is like twerking i can't work well

03:37:24.680 sure let's see what you got all right yeah yeah we got it what what's your song what's your

03:37:30.280 what's my song that's my type that's my type no wait what do i do no i got it you got it huh put your

03:37:41.080 phone down there yeah but i want to read my chat so you take your phone anaconda how do you twerk to

03:37:46.520 anaconda this looks so old uh show you twerk to brazilian music brazilian funk just give me a song no no

03:37:56.840 but what what's the song that will put you put you over the top like uh let me see

03:38:06.200 play some a music a hot scissor oh yeah you got it yeah all right tell me oh bands will make me

03:38:13.160 dance bands will make me dance i can do that i can do that i can do that you all ready

03:38:21.240 bands are making

03:38:21.960 you know who you remind me of

03:38:52.280 that uh that person that on a stream with chris brown recently was stalking and then she

03:38:56.840 revealed her face i don't know if you've seen that oh that's funny um that was a really specific

03:39:01.880 reference about no yeah okay but that was great i don't have any special talents uh i'm a nail tech

03:39:08.760 i'm creative you're creative yeah can you act okay what's your experience um i've done a few music

03:39:17.960 videos here and here okay mostly what we're seeing right here yeah stuff like that yeah you think you

03:39:24.760 could do a scene

03:39:29.320 okay why not okay think about this you see you see um speaking of racist pants imagine you go up in this

03:39:34.680 uh a racist white guy's hitting on you but you find him slightly attractive you know he's racist but

03:39:39.560 he's got a heart of gold how are you gonna go take him home let's go so sure i should come into the

03:39:44.440 scene or uh you could come and she's sitting here he's the director sneaker spielberg they're calling

03:39:49.400 this you're chilling you're doing your own thing right you're at the you just left the nail salon

03:39:53.480 right and maybe you're sitting you're you're waiting for i'm hitting on her yeah you're gonna

03:39:58.120 come in and you're a racist guy with the heart of gold and you've had enough you've dealt with

03:40:02.200 these guys before you've dealt with these guys before so that's your weakness you want to not

03:40:06.520 you want to dislike him but you love him oh go i'm gonna get a mic

03:40:14.600 here we go this is scary i'm so nervous this is my life this is my

03:40:19.000 dude everything is on the life for this so i'm just gonna pick her up miami beach

03:40:23.880 vitale style you are but you're a little bit racist you know you're just a little bit nothing

03:40:29.720 crazy hey oh wait am i sitting down i got it i got it i got it i'm drunk a little a little bit

03:40:36.440 just a little bit okay you know for a couple years god damn i haven't seen down south some of y'all

03:40:44.280 like you god you were the one of the finest chocolate i've ever seen in town girl oh hell

03:40:51.080 yeah baby girl let me see hmm i would melt the chocolate off here oh my god

03:41:02.760 we got some watermelon kfc up in this thank you i know the guys i know the guys like you oh yeah

03:41:09.720 god damn where'd you feel these pants from my cousin when i used to fuck him in alabama

03:41:15.800 you know what we did with you huh honey in my

03:41:18.520 fucking town they fold you in half i think i know you're gonna work for us right you see those cotton

03:41:24.360 fields we're going to the fucking cotton fields don't act like you've never been to

03:41:30.360 push them oh you're being too fucking aggressive you're too fucking aggressive are you smiling so

03:41:36.920 it's like you like me i think so oh shit baby girl oh

03:41:45.240 i'm the real master yes ma'am oh wow that was great

03:41:51.160 that was a bit much wow beautiful cinema this is real masterpiece okay i think we should do another

03:41:59.960 scene how about we switch another scene let's do this no you're great if you can get into character

03:42:04.040 now let's do the same scene all right now you're the racist white guy and he's the black woman let's

03:42:09.320 see if you could really get i'm a black woman i got it tanisha i got it same scene you're a racist

03:42:14.600 white guy this is your chocolate i'm black no i'm seriously i'm black you're a racist white dude he

03:42:20.280 doesn't even know how to talk to him so no so you're gonna walk up to me okay i'm gonna walk up to

03:42:24.040 you okay yeah racist white guy walk yeah no okay go but go fucking go let me let me think

03:42:31.160 because i don't even know where i'm gonna come at take a moment take a breath okay let's finish this all

03:42:38.120 right ready let's go okay i'm hitting i'm a black girl go all right let's go

03:42:44.280 go okay period oh you're you're doing a bit much i think i like that my name is tony where are you

03:42:54.040 from i'm from idaho get it because i'm no idaho yeah what's up you want to holla for a dollar

03:43:02.200 oh i gotta be aggressive you're so fucking fine like i literally look wait i'm a i'm a white guy

03:43:08.760 i'm a white guy what you're talking about what you're talking about what i'm packing up if you

03:43:12.360 ain't got no nine inches i don't want it

03:43:14.760 oh you look nice tonight and your skin is so chocolate i love that oh i'm actually white i just

03:43:27.320 colored myself like oh you're actually white yeah but i love like people i can no i don't think you're

03:43:31.640 up mm-hmm so what you're trying to do tonight honey come on you want to take him home i want to

03:43:37.080 take you home give me some money i'll suck your dick i got no teeth but i got it i got it okay okay

03:43:50.040 i can't i can't i can't play the white guy i can't play the white guy dude the chat is

03:44:19.720 fucking going crazy this is great i love how you're warming you know i really love how you're

03:44:24.040 able to adapt to the character right like that you can get on the fly you know in different situations

03:44:27.960 how young are you i could try i'm crying i'm sorry no i'm not really no actually you really think

03:44:32.440 i'm fucking no actually no my mascara no no it's my mascara i'm sorry no it's okay i'm sorry

03:44:38.200 no it's okay okay wait what was your question no that was great that was stupendous i just love

03:44:50.440 how you're able to adapt to the following yeah you want to ask her some questions no my mom says

03:44:53.720 she's she's my mom just texted me out of all the girls i'm fucking dying so you're great shout

03:44:58.440 out to the tallies thank you thank you no you're great thank you for having me thank you guys i hope to

03:45:03.960 see you what's your name i'm sasha huh i'm sasha sasha and how young are you again i'm 21 21 that's

03:45:09.640 awesome no a little old why are you biting your like what i'm 31 you don't like sugar daddies i'm

03:45:14.920 in depth but i can be the reverse sugar okay let's see all right we can work yeah i know i know you're

03:45:20.200 you're black you like to steal but give us our mics oh shit yeah oh no definitely need those yep

03:45:25.880 all right awesome all right all right all right all right all right love you bye amazing i love you

03:45:35.720 she was awesome she was great we're getting the best out of everyone i think i think we're really

03:45:39.640 getting people chat by the way this is a lot of clips bro this is this is stupid this is your mom

03:45:43.880 actually texting yeah i'm gonna get canceled tomorrow for the last line no this is great this is great

03:45:48.120 yeah i got chat i love you guys this is cinema this is no no this is okay oh hi oh my god hello

03:45:54.520 how are you how are you how are you of course come right in your space yeah i'm thinking how much time

03:46:01.160 we got yeah like 10 minutes and how many we have more do you like you're having fun should we extend

03:46:06.280 because we're like 50 more yeah keep going let's run it how do you feel i'm feeling great it's your show

03:46:10.840 you're not gonna leave when i get that's it show me that fire how dare i nina nice to meet you

03:46:17.080 nina italian nice to meet you where do i go uh you can sit right here um yeah you actually look like

03:46:24.680 jury griselda blanco that's crazy you should have said to the other guy i was thinking well that's

03:46:30.840 that's what i mean that's what i mean i don't know her name i'm not a fan of her but i know that what

03:46:33.880 she's playing she's hilarious because i know we'll never get her so what's the point of being a fan i'm

03:46:38.200 your fan yeah i get it yeah you'll never get me either but oh oh wow you're hard to get yes i am

03:46:44.040 okay yes i am how come how are you guys doing uh we're doing great um how many people have you seen

03:46:51.000 i win which way in a professional in professional great question she's like she's going don't worry

03:47:00.200 don't worry i don't bite that's it like a six or how many like six or seven something like that but

03:47:05.480 uh it's it's a new slate every time somebody walks in nina so we want to see what you really

03:47:09.640 can show what can what are your talents um i sing i read i act i host i do stand-up comedy i hate it

03:47:17.640 when people are on their phones while i'm talking i'm texting wow that was on the fly too that was

03:47:21.960 really good finish your text and then we'll talk who are you texting my producer okay what does he

03:47:26.280 say he said just don't throw this one off the balcony but it is so you do stand-up comedy and

03:47:31.560 you sing okay so i would love to hear a joke stand up nobody made his laugh today they impressed us

03:47:39.720 but nobody made his laugh can you make this laugh yes i i could use a laugh right now okay so glad you

03:47:44.440 a have to pay me because that's my actual job okay damn so i'm not throwing in well we're not asking you to

03:47:50.200 do a 45 minute stand-up i can give you a tell you a joke okay i'm gonna tell you one very quick fun

03:47:57.320 very to the point joke sure i'm finished waiting and the first time when i was first moving to la

03:48:02.680 everybody was like everybody back home was like oh my god aren't you scared like a new culture

03:48:07.720 language aren't you scared i was like guys i survived a dictatorship that tortures and murders

03:48:14.760 political prisoners i think i can handle a couple of vegan influencers

03:48:21.240 oh wow i think i will survive i think you'll survive i think you'll survive

03:48:25.320 vegan influencers you get one joke for free okay that was great wow how much you charge it depends

03:48:30.760 on the size of the venue and the other comics oh really yeah what was your most yeah you kind of

03:48:35.960 you have to do that with standard you kind of it's like a an escalation situation what have you

03:48:39.880 performed what was your biggest show uh my biggest show is my monthly show that i do every

03:48:44.600 last monday of the month in culver city at the theater called the blue door and i just um invite

03:48:49.480 any kind of performer and performer that wants to just we should do an open mic hey come do it

03:48:55.000 i would do an open mic uh what are you doing monday february 26th you my show no she had same

03:49:00.520 thing oh no it's not are they always disrespectful i'm disrespectful are they always this way oh we

03:49:08.040 we want to get the best out of you we're testing you yes okay no good thing i'm good on my feet

03:49:12.920 yes yes monday february 26th yes i will never disrespect you okay i'm coming i'm coming

03:49:20.200 are you gonna be on your best behavior yes i will yes wait is there gonna be a crowd so they're gonna

03:49:24.440 laugh at me no they're not gonna laugh at you they're gonna laugh with you i can help you if

03:49:29.400 you want like i can help you right though i'll look like i need help stand up is not easy man wait wait

03:49:34.440 you can be my ghostwriter for my stand up i can be your ghostwriter yeah i have a joke you want to hear

03:49:37.960 it okay fine yes let me hear it first and then i'll see if this is a good business i did stand up before

03:49:43.400 it has a million views on youtube yeah but people walked out but yeah well i'm not kidding no i'm not

03:49:47.480 sure all right all right joke joke where does low where does low fat meal comes from

03:49:52.760 thin cows oh you're close skinny cows yeah okay is that funny okay so you gotta recreate it oh

03:49:59.800 that's okay that's how you do okay okay okay no that's awesome how long you've been doing this

03:50:05.800 stand up comedy for like 12 years acting my whole life but stand up comedy how long have you been

03:50:09.880 singing we haven't had a singer before um i've been singing the training for 10 years but i'm not

03:50:15.560 warmed up guys like oh stop it we're gonna pay you for singing everything no i'm not because i'm not

03:50:20.200 warmed up like for your throat stuff your voice oh okay do you drink tea honey yeah tea honey tons of

03:50:25.800 water okay how do you want to cry in command you do i can cry in command oh no you can't no you can

03:50:30.840 you dumb bitch oh how dare sorry that was why i don't know you hey you cannot call me a

03:50:41.640 bitch are you gonna cry about it are you gonna cry about it your friend is a bad person i'm not

03:50:48.040 gonna cry about it but i can make you cry about it so let's leave it at that let's leave it at that

03:50:54.120 please please so you can cry in command i can i'm just not engaging with this man are you all is

03:50:59.960 he also on the show he's uh is an intern he's an intern okay thank god they don't pay you to

03:51:05.320 humiliate guests or try oh i'm very apologized about this i'm sorry about him he's a little bit

03:51:10.680 it happens but don't do it again i'm not i mean you're probably you know yeah yeah yeah no nowhere

03:51:16.040 if you would have warned me like hey i'm gonna interject and be kind of disrespectful

03:51:19.240 and i love you that's right you know why i respect you you don't let people disrespect you so that's

03:51:22.920 like you're not nowhere like if there's like a previous agreement you're an independent woman who

03:51:26.760 don't take no i can take if i'm warned about it look what you've done look what you did

03:51:32.520 making cry poorly holy you should take your class

03:51:38.520 he should take an acting class yeah it's horrible but can you actually cry in command i can do you want

03:51:43.960 me to do it right now it must be really painful to have friends who are that dumb

03:52:07.800 me you'll be okay you'll be okay all we need is to get you on bumble friends and find you know what to

03:52:25.720 me

03:52:31.640 i'm filled with emotion wow needed that hug you're welcome you're welcome that was crazy

03:52:39.240 what you did your ears don't run down her face no see oh that's another level no it's it's like

03:52:44.840 it takes time you weren't prepared for the kind of you should like you should really never like

03:52:49.880 like go full in, you know, it's like everything.

03:52:53.760 Emotion has to build.

03:52:55.280 I felt that, that was there.

03:52:57.120 Are you pregnant?

03:52:58.040 No.

03:52:58.880 Okay, that's good.

03:53:00.040 And I don't intend.

03:53:01.040 No, because if you were, I'm pushing you down the stairs,

03:53:03.260 so don't worry about that one.

03:53:04.180 Oh, that was me, and I'll say the interrupt

03:53:05.520 of Planned Parenthood, but.

03:53:06.660 Efficiency, efficiency.

03:53:08.100 No, I'm not pregnant.

03:53:10.100 What came first, the chicken or the egg?

03:53:12.380 Depends.

03:53:13.580 What does that mean?

03:53:15.060 I'm gonna say the egg, because we had T-Rex

03:53:18.540 and other creatures fed latex before chickens.

03:53:21.600 How do you feel about Andrew Tate?

03:53:25.040 Who?

03:53:25.880 Andrew Tate, I like that.

03:53:26.960 Oh, the guy who's like, in prison, in Romania?

03:53:29.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:53:30.540 Yeah, he's a criminal, a misogynist.

03:53:31.960 Are you serious?

03:53:32.780 Yeah.

03:53:33.620 Okay, that's, he's gonna take over.

03:53:35.040 What's the one thing that he's done that was misogyny?

03:53:38.000 Well, every time he opens his mouth,

03:53:39.480 he finds a way to denigrate women.

03:53:41.080 Are you like, what, his cousin?

03:53:42.340 No, he's a misogynist, very misogynist.

03:53:44.180 He's a misogynist, like no, he's a criminal.

03:53:46.220 You should never like, don't engage with that.

03:53:48.520 Don't engage with these, yeah, bad people.

03:53:50.400 Yeah, he's a horrible person.

03:53:51.640 You being serious?

03:53:52.560 I am being.

03:53:53.400 So how many, how many boosters you got?

03:53:55.440 All of them.

03:53:56.280 That's crazy, okay, that makes sense.

03:53:57.500 Good.

03:53:58.500 Pfizer, Moderna?

03:53:59.660 Like, science is science, Moderna.

03:54:01.660 I got all of them.

03:54:02.500 Fuck yeah, bro.

03:54:03.340 Trust the science.

03:54:04.180 Hell yeah, boys!

03:54:05.180 Science is science.

03:54:06.180 It doesn't matter if we like it,

03:54:07.340 it doesn't matter if we agree with it, it's science.

03:54:10.420 It is.

03:54:11.260 I wanted to apologize about what I said earlier.

03:54:12.800 Don't worry.

03:54:13.640 I didn't know you were a fellow Vaxxer as well.

03:54:15.360 Seriously, I was trying to just get you in character.

03:54:17.200 If I weren't, it would be okay to disrespect a woman I don't know you are.

03:54:19.080 Yeah, because I don't mess with the non-vaxxers.

03:54:21.080 The fact that you're like, 8X boosted, it actually, now we're allies.

03:54:26.660 You have a long way to go before I can call you my ally, but I will take an apology.

03:54:31.080 If you can refer me maybe to a course, we'll have the agent.

03:54:34.960 I'll teach you.

03:54:35.960 Just refer me to like a crime course.

03:54:36.960 I'll teach you.

03:54:37.960 Okay, thank you.

03:54:38.960 Great.

03:54:39.960 No, guys, this is not a scene.

03:54:40.960 This is real life.

03:54:41.960 Don't disrespect us.

03:54:42.960 Guys, breaking news.

03:54:44.960 I just got an apology, an honest apology from a man.

03:54:49.460 No, no, no, I don't identify as a man.

03:54:51.280 I'm sorry.

03:54:52.180 I'm sorry.

03:54:53.180 How do you identify?

03:54:54.180 Sorry for assuming.

03:54:55.180 What?

03:54:56.180 Sorry for assuming.

03:54:57.180 What?

03:54:58.180 I apologize for assuming his identity.

03:55:00.180 I'm sorry.

03:55:01.180 I just don't look and stop on the district's desk.

03:55:04.180 You're a XE?

03:55:06.180 You're a XE or XE?

03:55:07.180 Why do you...

03:55:08.180 I'm not that crazy.

03:55:09.180 I'm a they then.

03:55:10.180 They then.

03:55:11.180 Yeah, basic level.

03:55:12.180 I'm sorry.

03:55:13.180 Um, you present as very masculine.

03:55:15.580 I'm sorry.

03:55:16.580 I'm sorry for assuming.

03:55:17.580 It's just like, I can be a masculine they then.

03:55:19.580 Can I not?

03:55:20.580 Yeah, of course you can.

03:55:21.580 Like, so what my testosterone levels are through the roof?

03:55:23.980 You can identify as however you identify as.

03:55:26.080 Thank you.

03:55:27.080 That is right.

03:55:28.080 Because when I started shooting up TRT, like, I thought it was a little bit homosexual.

03:55:33.280 So I started identifying as a they then.

03:55:35.580 Wow.

03:55:36.580 Why would you assume it's homosexual?

03:55:38.580 Yeah.

03:55:39.580 It's just like, you know, like, butt stuff.

03:55:41.580 Oh, right.

03:55:43.080 That's crazy.

03:55:44.080 Okay.

03:55:45.080 I didn't know that.

03:55:46.080 No, you have...

03:55:47.080 Because that's a thank you.

03:55:48.080 Give me a hug, girl.

03:55:49.080 You give me whatever you want.

03:55:50.080 You are the person that you free.

03:55:51.080 Be...

03:55:52.080 Be the person you want.

03:55:53.080 Be the person you want.

03:55:54.080 Be the person you want.

03:55:55.080 So who are you voting for this year?

03:55:57.080 Huh?

03:55:58.080 Who are you voting for this year?

03:55:59.080 I can't vote.

03:56:00.080 I am here on a work visa.

03:56:01.080 Who would you vote for?

03:56:02.080 I would vote for Biden 100%.

03:56:03.080 Fuck!

03:56:04.080 Dude.

03:56:05.080 Dude.

03:56:06.080 She's the one.

03:56:07.080 Just Trump's racist.

03:56:08.080 Trump is racist.

03:56:09.080 Oh, you're scared.

03:56:10.080 Oh, you're scared.

03:56:11.080 Oh, you're scared.

03:56:12.080 Thank you.

03:56:13.080 Thank you.

03:56:14.080 Oh, my.

03:56:15.080 Trump is racist.

03:56:16.080 If I could, I would put Hillary in office.

03:56:17.080 We need a woman in office.

03:56:18.080 Third term.

03:56:19.080 Are you...

03:56:20.080 He's just saying that to me.

03:56:21.080 No, what?

03:56:22.080 Do you believe that?

03:56:23.080 Are you fucking kidding me?

03:56:24.080 All he watches is the news, bro.

03:56:25.080 Okay, sorry.

03:56:26.080 My first impression of you is you call me a bitch.

03:56:28.080 I'm sorry for...

03:56:29.080 I thought you were playing a character and then you...

03:56:31.080 And then I noticed that I offended you.

03:56:33.080 Let me know.

03:56:34.080 But now I feel like everything I say, you don't even believe anymore.

03:56:36.080 No, cause...

03:56:37.080 No, cause before you do that, you have to like warn me like, hey, I'm gonna be like super disrespectful

03:56:40.080 and super mean.

03:56:41.080 I don't...

03:56:42.080 I don't take time to get in when I get in.

03:56:43.080 It just snaps, you know?

03:56:44.080 Okay, fine.

03:56:45.080 Anyways, that's it.

03:56:46.080 I appreciate that.

03:56:47.080 Um, yes.

03:56:48.080 I would 100% work for Biden because he respects people for who they are and he understands

03:56:53.080 that immigrants are not a liability and not a burden.

03:56:57.080 Open up the borders.

03:56:58.080 We are the way...

03:56:59.080 Immigrants all across the world.

03:57:00.080 Let all the immigrants in.

03:57:01.080 In any other country.

03:57:02.080 Right.

03:57:03.080 In any other country is how you build a society and make it better, richer, more cultured.

03:57:08.080 Yo.

03:57:09.080 More cultured.

03:57:10.080 We need less white people.

03:57:11.080 We need...

03:57:12.080 Just get rid of them.

03:57:13.080 We need more culture, period.

03:57:14.080 Yes.

03:57:15.080 Whoever that culture presents, wherever that culture is coming from, that is what we need.

03:57:19.080 Here and everywhere else in the world that's predominantly, you know, white or Caucasian.

03:57:24.080 Wait, wait, wait.

03:57:26.080 Did you ask a good question?

03:57:28.080 Please tell me.

03:57:29.080 You're gonna hit all the jackpots if you're probably...

03:57:31.080 Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

03:57:32.080 Did you get the monkeypox too?

03:57:34.080 Did I get the what?

03:57:35.080 The monkeypox.

03:57:36.080 I did.

03:57:37.080 Monkeypox.

03:57:38.080 I don't even know what that is.

03:57:39.080 Was it one where those that they give you when you're a baby?

03:57:42.080 No, the monkeypox, the recent one.

03:57:44.080 I didn't know there was a recent one.

03:57:45.080 Let me go get it.

03:57:46.080 Yeah.

03:57:47.080 I didn't know I had to go back then.

03:57:48.080 You have to hurry.

03:57:49.080 Oh, is that the one with the recent epidemic in Latin America?

03:57:51.080 Yes.

03:57:52.080 Yes.

03:57:53.080 Oh my God.

03:57:54.080 I have a picture where I had a breakout.

03:57:55.080 Yeah.

03:57:56.080 I had a picture.

03:57:57.080 I still have a breakout.

03:57:58.080 That's why I'm wearing a hoodie.

03:57:59.080 Too much information.

03:58:01.080 Thank you very much.

03:58:02.080 She's singing it.

03:58:03.080 She's comfortable now.

03:58:04.080 Your voice warmed up.

03:58:05.080 Oh yeah.

03:58:06.080 Wait, did you touch her earlier?

03:58:08.080 Yeah.

03:58:09.080 Do I have monkeypox now?

03:58:10.080 Oh my God, no.

03:58:11.080 No, I really broke one.

03:58:12.080 Let's assume you were fully vaccinated.

03:58:14.080 I am fully vaccinated for COVID.

03:58:16.080 Oh.

03:58:17.080 Not monkeypox.

03:58:18.080 I'll show you.

03:58:19.080 I didn't even know we had that one.

03:58:20.080 I'll show you my monkeypox.

03:58:21.080 We need to.

03:58:22.080 I don't want to see it.

03:58:23.080 I don't want to see your rash.

03:58:24.080 Please don't make me.

03:58:25.080 No, it's not a rash.

03:58:26.080 I don't need a job, but please don't make me.

03:58:27.080 No.

03:58:28.080 No, right here.

03:58:29.080 Right here.

03:58:30.080 Right here.

03:58:31.080 I found it.

03:58:32.080 God damn it.

03:58:33.080 He's just an assistant.

03:58:34.080 Look at that.

03:58:35.080 Isn't that crazy?

03:58:36.080 Okay.

03:58:37.080 Wait.

03:58:38.080 This is crazy.

03:58:39.080 20 years.

03:58:40.080 20 years of med school.

03:58:42.080 I attended the Grace Anatomy School of Medicine have prepared me for this moment.

03:58:46.080 Yes.

03:58:47.080 Okay.

03:58:48.080 You can call me Dr. Renssel now.

03:58:49.080 I will.

03:58:50.080 Okay.

03:58:51.080 Let me see it.

03:58:52.080 I can see it now.

03:58:53.080 Yeah.

03:58:54.080 Oh, you can see it now.

03:58:55.080 Yeah.

03:58:56.080 No.

03:58:57.080 I needed a moment.

03:58:58.080 Holy shit.

03:58:59.080 Yeah.

03:59:00.080 It's a bit offensive.

03:59:01.080 It took like three weeks to get by.

03:59:02.080 Yeah.

03:59:03.080 That was like a medical disorder.

03:59:04.080 No.

03:59:05.080 I got a shot for it.

03:59:06.080 It went away.

03:59:07.080 But yeah.

03:59:08.080 This is crazy.

03:59:09.080 Are you sure that's what it was?

03:59:10.080 Yeah.

03:59:11.080 It's crazy.

03:59:12.080 Are you sure?

03:59:13.080 Yeah.

03:59:14.080 It was monkeypox.

03:59:15.080 Yeah.

03:59:16.080 Is it like skin?

03:59:17.080 Yeah.

03:59:18.080 I'm not gonna lie.

03:59:19.080 I'm trisexual.

03:59:20.080 I did fuck a squirrel.

03:59:21.080 Yeah.

03:59:22.080 That's a good.

03:59:23.080 Everybody does sometimes.

03:59:24.080 Did the squirrel consent?

03:59:25.080 Anyways, you were great.

03:59:30.080 Thank you.

03:59:31.080 Thank you so much.

03:59:32.080 No, no, you're not.

03:59:33.080 The producer says-

03:59:34.080 We would love to have you longer.

03:59:35.080 Everybody watching should know that these people don't run the show.

03:59:40.080 Nobody you see on camera runs the show.

03:59:43.080 It's always-

03:59:44.080 The Zionist behind the scenes.

03:59:45.080 He tells them what to do.

03:59:50.080 It was great to meet you guys.

03:59:52.080 Yeah.

03:59:53.080 It was a fun day.

03:59:54.080 Seriously.

03:59:55.080 Thank you.

03:59:56.080 Thank you.

03:59:57.080 You're very tall.

03:59:58.080 Can we hug out our previous-

03:59:59.080 I will allow it because I am so thoughtful and understanding.

04:00:02.080 She concerns.

04:00:03.080 Have a great rest of your day.

04:00:04.080 Thank you.

04:00:05.080 You too.

04:00:06.080 I will hopefully see you soon.

04:00:07.080 Are you soon?

04:00:08.080 I am not.

04:00:09.080 Okay.

04:00:10.080 That was a funny one.

04:00:11.080 Hey.

04:00:12.080 That was good.

04:00:13.080 Did you learn that pause from Borat?

04:00:15.080 What?

04:00:16.080 From Borat.

04:00:17.080 That pause.

04:00:18.080 I learned that pause from me and the comic.

04:00:19.080 Guys.

04:00:20.080 Oh, next.

04:00:21.080 Oh my God.

04:00:22.080 The next one is coming with a g-string.

04:00:23.080 Okay.

04:00:24.080 This is going to be interesting.

04:00:25.080 Oh.

04:00:26.080 What the fuck.

04:00:27.080 Bye everybody.

04:00:28.080 Thank you so much.

04:00:29.080 I haven't looked at Chad in a while.

04:00:31.080 Are we coming to the show Monday?

04:00:33.080 I'm going to ask the 26th.

04:00:34.080 The 26th.

04:00:35.080 Yeah.

04:00:36.080 With fucking Bufu.

04:00:37.080 Do you have a portable?

04:00:38.080 Yeah.

04:00:39.080 Yeah.

04:00:40.080 Yo.

04:00:41.080 The Chad thinks we're.

04:00:42.080 Guys.

04:00:43.080 What the fuck.

04:00:44.080 This is crazy.

04:00:45.080 No.

04:00:46.080 The Chad.

04:00:47.080 What the fuck bro.

04:00:48.080 This is brainwash.

04:00:49.080 This is the definition of a brainwash.

04:00:50.080 I don't even.

04:00:51.080 None of this seems real to me.

04:00:52.080 I still think I'm being pranked right now.

04:00:53.080 Like I.

04:00:54.080 What?

04:00:55.080 No.

04:00:56.080 She was for real.

04:00:57.080 I know.

04:00:58.080 I know.

04:00:59.080 She was for real.

04:01:00.080 I know.

04:01:01.080 This is crazy.

04:01:02.080 Hello.

04:01:03.080 Hello.

04:01:04.080 Hello.

04:01:05.080 Hello.

04:01:06.080 Hello.

04:01:07.080 You're talking really fast.

04:01:08.080 I'm Italian.

04:01:09.080 Nice to meet you.

04:01:10.080 I was wondering if you could go take a seat and we could figure out your talents or something

04:01:13.080 like that.

04:01:14.080 Do you think this is professional wearing a G string to our set?

04:01:16.080 I think it's sexy.

04:01:17.080 It's very sexy.

04:01:18.080 If you could have a seat we could talk to you.

04:01:20.080 No.

04:01:21.080 This is actually pretty sexy.

04:01:22.080 But I was thinking so.

04:01:23.080 You know.

04:01:24.080 This is.

04:01:25.080 Come closer.

04:01:26.080 This is casting couch.

04:01:27.080 You came.

04:01:28.080 Casting couch?

04:01:29.080 Yes.

04:01:30.080 Am I casting you or are you casting me?

04:01:31.080 I'm casting you.

04:01:32.080 So I can't have my fun.

04:01:33.080 You can have your fun.

04:01:34.080 Oh I can.

04:01:35.080 Yeah.

04:01:36.080 Did you bring any special talents?

04:01:37.080 I brought me.

04:01:38.080 No.

04:01:39.080 I know.

04:01:40.080 It's great.

04:01:41.080 Yeah.

04:01:42.080 I think that's cool.

04:01:43.080 Where are you from?

04:01:44.080 I'm from Detroit.

04:01:45.080 Detroit?

04:01:46.080 Where are you from?

04:01:47.080 Nice.

04:01:48.080 You're from Detroit.

04:01:49.080 I'm from Russia.

04:01:50.080 Really?

04:01:51.080 Yeah.

04:01:52.080 How is it out there?

04:01:53.080 It's pretty cool.

04:01:54.080 You know how we do it.

04:01:55.080 Yeah.

04:01:56.080 Yeah.

04:01:57.080 Yeah.

04:01:58.080 Yeah.

04:01:59.080 But no.

04:02:00.080 But I'm very interested about your outfit.

04:02:01.080 I think it's pretty sexy.

04:02:02.080 Oh thank you.

04:02:03.080 I just didn't expect it to wear that for you.

04:02:04.080 That's just crazy.

04:02:05.080 Really?

04:02:06.080 Yeah.

04:02:07.080 Yeah.

04:02:08.080 No.

04:02:09.080 I wanted to wear me.

04:02:10.080 That's awesome.

04:02:11.080 I kind of wear this like all the time.

04:02:12.080 Okay.

04:02:13.080 Let me ask some questions.

04:02:14.080 You wear this all the time?

04:02:15.080 So you wear the same outfit?

04:02:16.080 Should we go shopping?

04:02:17.080 Yeah.

04:02:18.080 I'll take you shopping.

04:02:19.080 I'll say yes if you're taking shopping.

04:02:20.080 Okay.

04:02:21.080 Would you let me lick Nutella off your booty?

04:02:22.080 Nutella off my booty?

04:02:23.080 Yeah.

04:02:24.080 And I can lick peanut butter off yours.

04:02:26.080 Peanut butter off mine?

04:02:27.080 I like peanut butter better than Nutella.

04:02:28.080 Okay.

04:02:29.080 I like Nutella.

04:02:30.080 You like Nutella?

04:02:31.080 Yeah.

04:02:32.080 Nutella, I kind of ate it too much as a kid.

04:02:33.080 Have you ever had a Nutella hot dog?

04:02:34.080 Hot dog?

04:02:35.080 Yeah.

04:02:36.080 That sounds gross.

04:02:37.080 Really?

04:02:38.080 Yeah.

04:02:39.080 Have you?

04:02:40.080 Yeah.

04:02:41.080 Well I've never sucked the penis before so I wouldn't know.

04:02:43.080 Is that...

04:02:44.080 Wait.

04:02:45.080 Yeah.

04:02:46.080 That's fucked up.

04:02:47.080 I didn't have that.

04:02:48.080 Yeah.

04:02:49.080 So?

04:02:50.080 So peanut butter hot dog and then Nutella booty?

04:02:52.080 Okay.

04:02:53.080 Okay.

04:02:54.080 Alright.

04:02:55.080 Do you like TMZ?

04:02:56.080 TMZ?

04:02:57.080 Yeah.

04:02:58.080 I don't really have a preference.

04:02:59.080 I've never really watched TMZ.

04:03:01.080 How many kids do you have?

04:03:02.080 Zero.

04:03:03.080 I have a cat.

04:03:04.080 Damn.

04:03:05.080 What brings you here to LA?

04:03:08.080 I have a model out here.

04:03:10.080 Okay.

04:03:11.080 How many gigs did you get?

04:03:12.080 Ever?

04:03:13.080 Yeah.

04:03:14.080 Do you do OnlyFans?

04:03:15.080 I don't.

04:03:16.080 Would you like to start one?

04:03:17.080 No.

04:03:18.080 Do you do OnlyFans?

04:03:19.080 No.

04:03:20.080 No?

04:03:21.080 I feel like you can make a lot of money on OnlyFans.

04:03:22.080 Why?

04:03:23.080 How do you know you haven't seen my dick?

04:03:24.080 You have a big nose though.

04:03:25.080 Oh.

04:03:26.080 You know what I do with my nose?

04:03:27.080 When my penis doesn't get hard I fuck girls with my nose.

04:03:30.080 That would make sense.

04:03:31.080 Yeah.

04:03:32.080 I bet you could feel something.

04:03:33.080 But do you like my nose or do you like making fun of my nose?

04:03:35.080 Both.

04:03:36.080 That's cool.

04:03:37.080 Damn.

04:03:38.080 That's crazy.

04:03:39.080 So you calling me a Jew?

04:03:40.080 That's why you think I can make a lot of money?

04:03:41.080 A Jew?

04:03:42.080 That is not what I'm saying.

04:03:43.080 You definitely look Russian.

04:03:44.080 You know what they say though?

04:03:45.080 Show them the earrings.

04:03:46.080 The bigger the O the bigger the hoe.

04:03:47.080 So be careful out here.

04:03:49.080 I mean.

04:03:50.080 How many?

04:03:51.080 How many?

04:03:52.080 You're good?

04:03:53.080 You're a good girl?

04:03:54.080 I don't judge.

04:03:55.080 Am I a good girl?

04:03:56.080 Yeah.

04:03:57.080 Are you asking my body count?

04:03:58.080 What's your bank account?

04:03:59.080 Negative million?

04:04:00.080 Negative million.

04:04:01.080 I was asking your body count but I love how you jump into conclusions.

04:04:04.080 You're a very interesting person.

04:04:05.080 I think Chad.

04:04:06.080 I think I like her a lot.

04:04:07.080 Chad.

04:04:08.080 I'm gonna go with Chad.

04:04:09.080 I don't give a fuck what Chad says.

04:04:10.080 Sometimes they're just being mean.

04:04:12.080 Yep.

04:04:13.080 Dick her down.

04:04:14.080 Amazing.

04:04:15.080 I'm just fucking with you.

04:04:16.080 Did she just fucking with you?

04:04:18.080 Huh?

04:04:19.080 No, no.

04:04:20.080 I just said I'm fucking with you.

04:04:21.080 I like your reactions.

04:04:22.080 This is why we're here.

04:04:23.080 You can handle all this pressure.

04:04:24.080 Yeah.

04:04:25.080 Do you like chicken biryani?

04:04:26.080 Like the Indian dish?

04:04:28.080 Yeah.

04:04:29.080 I don't think I've ever actually had it.

04:04:30.080 Would you be able to cook for me so I can deliver it to Neon?

04:04:33.080 If you doordash me in and out right now.

04:04:35.080 Protein style double-double chopped cherries and all tomatoes.

04:04:38.080 Oh my God.

04:04:39.080 Are you trailer trash?

04:04:40.080 Am I trailer trash?

04:04:41.080 I'm from Detroit.

04:04:42.080 Oh, I don't know Detroit.

04:04:43.080 That's amazing.

04:04:44.080 Okay.

04:04:45.080 I grew up.

04:04:46.080 Yeah.

04:04:47.080 But how do you stay so fit in such a beautiful shape eating all the junk food?

04:04:50.080 Do you just squat?

04:04:51.080 Genetics.

04:04:52.080 Genetics?

04:04:53.080 Genetics.

04:04:54.080 I work at a Pilates studio but.

04:04:55.080 Oh my God.

04:04:56.080 You can do Pilates?

04:04:57.080 Yeah.

04:04:58.080 Can you show me a move?

04:04:59.080 No.

04:05:00.080 Because I work at the front desk.

04:05:01.080 Oh.

04:05:02.080 Fuck.

04:05:03.080 You're a good girl so you don't sleep for money.

04:05:04.080 You're not an escort.

04:05:05.080 No.

04:05:06.080 That's very good.

04:05:07.080 That's most of LA.

04:05:08.080 I'm a college student actually.

04:05:09.080 Oh nice.

04:05:10.080 What are you studying?

04:05:11.080 Genetics.

04:05:12.080 Amazing.

04:05:13.080 Any special talents?

04:05:14.080 No.

04:05:15.080 Can you impress me?

04:05:16.080 Do you want to make me laugh?

04:05:17.080 Make you laugh?

04:05:18.080 I feel like I made you kind of laugh.

04:05:19.080 You did.

04:05:20.080 Yeah right?

04:05:21.080 I really want to see you pull those G-strings behind your ears.

04:05:23.080 Behind my ears?

04:05:24.080 I actually have really big ears.

04:05:26.080 Really?

04:05:27.080 I don't know.

04:05:28.080 They're kind of like.

04:05:29.080 You know.

04:05:30.080 That's not.

04:05:31.080 They're cute.

04:05:32.080 You like them?

04:05:33.080 I love them.

04:05:34.080 Thanks.

04:05:35.080 I kind of like them too.

04:05:36.080 Oh my God.

04:05:37.080 They're so cute.

04:05:38.080 Awesome.

04:05:39.080 Oh my God.

04:05:40.080 This is awesome.

04:05:41.080 The most attractive thing about you is your ears.

04:05:42.080 Okay.

04:05:43.080 I don't know how to take that.

04:05:44.080 This.

04:05:45.080 Oh my God.

04:05:46.080 This is beautiful.

04:05:47.080 Thank you.

04:05:48.080 It's not gauges.

04:05:49.080 So this kind of.

04:05:50.080 I wouldn't even make out with your mouth.

04:05:51.080 I would.

04:05:52.080 I would.

04:05:53.080 I wouldn't even kiss you.

04:05:54.080 I would just kiss your ears.

04:05:55.080 Really?

04:05:56.080 And not a child.

04:05:57.080 Your ears are sexy.

04:05:58.080 And no.

04:05:59.080 You're beautiful.

04:06:00.080 No.

04:06:01.080 No.

04:06:02.080 I'm good.

04:06:03.080 No.

04:06:04.080 No.

04:06:05.080 No.

04:06:06.080 No.

04:06:07.080 No.

04:06:08.080 No.

04:06:09.080 No.

04:06:10.080 No.

04:06:11.080 No.

04:06:12.080 But I don't want to kiss you because you're going to me too me.

04:06:13.080 Right.

04:06:14.080 Probably.

04:06:15.080 You're one of those.

04:06:16.080 You're talking really fast.

04:06:17.080 I can't understand what you're saying.

04:06:18.080 So the question.

04:06:19.080 But this is all.

04:06:20.080 No.

04:06:21.080 Am I really talking?

04:06:22.080 Yeah.

04:06:23.080 Okay.

04:06:24.080 Okay.

04:06:25.080 Okay.

04:06:26.080 I don't want to kiss your ear because you've got probably going to me too me.

04:06:28.080 You're going to probably fucking go and say.

04:06:30.080 That is.

04:06:31.080 You got to take it back.

04:06:32.080 You wouldn't do that.

04:06:33.080 All right.

04:06:34.080 You.

04:06:35.080 Yeah.

04:06:36.080 I just told you that you could.

04:06:37.080 Yeah.

04:06:38.080 But.

04:06:39.080 The camera's not recording yet.

04:06:40.080 My pants are not off.

04:06:41.080 Oh.

04:06:42.080 I would hope you'd keep your pants on.

04:06:44.080 Good.

04:06:45.080 Good answer.

04:06:46.080 I like that you passed the test on that one.

04:06:48.080 Oh my God.

04:06:49.080 So.

04:06:50.080 Tell me something crazy.

04:06:51.080 Tell me one of your.

04:06:52.080 Why does the round pizza come in the square box?

04:06:54.080 You're asking the right questions to the wrong person.

04:06:57.080 I'm not.

04:06:58.080 I'm not trying to see how smart you are.

04:07:00.080 I'm fucking.

04:07:01.080 I'm not the dumbest person ever.

04:07:02.080 I just want to see you.

04:07:03.080 You know, we're having fun.

04:07:04.080 Just answer whatever comes to your head.

04:07:05.080 Um.

04:07:06.080 This is not a test.

04:07:07.080 You already passed it.

04:07:08.080 The way you are.

04:07:09.080 I have no idea why.

04:07:10.080 It makes no sense.

04:07:11.080 But I feel like it'd be weird if I was picking up a circle box.

04:07:15.080 They don't make circle box.

04:07:16.080 Yeah.

04:07:17.080 Why are you qualified for this position?

04:07:19.080 Because I'm hot.

04:07:20.080 And iconic.

04:07:21.080 Iconic.

04:07:22.080 Okay.

04:07:23.080 Paris Hilton over here.

04:07:24.080 Get up.

04:07:25.080 Get up.

04:07:26.080 Show me.

04:07:27.080 Show me.

04:07:28.080 Show me what you're working with.

04:07:29.080 Oh my God.

04:07:30.080 Oh.

04:07:31.080 Oh my God.

04:07:33.080 That's wild.

04:07:34.080 What can I say?

04:07:35.080 Oh yeah.

04:07:36.080 I'm buying Nutella tonight.

04:07:38.080 I'm up here.

04:07:39.080 I'm up here.

04:07:40.080 My eyes are up here.

04:07:41.080 Okay.

04:07:42.080 I'm sorry.

04:07:43.080 Whew.

04:07:44.080 So.

04:07:45.080 Have you ever been in jail?

04:07:49.080 No.

04:07:50.080 No.

04:07:51.080 Nobody judges you if you did.

04:07:52.080 No.

04:07:53.080 I've been in trouble though.

04:07:54.080 In trouble for what?

04:07:55.080 When I was in high school I got arrested for smoking weed on school.

04:07:59.080 So you just lied.

04:08:00.080 But I wasn't in jail.

04:08:01.080 Okay.

04:08:02.080 For smoking weed.

04:08:03.080 I was like the principal's office and they read me my Miranda rights in front of my mom.

04:08:06.080 So you're not sober.

04:08:07.080 Are you sober?

04:08:08.080 I am.

04:08:09.080 Not fully.

04:08:10.080 I'm like LA sober.

04:08:11.080 So cocaine?

04:08:12.080 No.

04:08:13.080 No.

04:08:14.080 I'm actually sober from cocaine.

04:08:15.080 How young are you again?

04:08:16.080 I'm 23.

04:08:17.080 Oh that's good.

04:08:18.080 How young are you?

04:08:19.080 Or how old are you?

04:08:20.080 31.

04:08:21.080 31.

04:08:22.080 31.

04:08:23.080 Yeah.

04:08:24.080 If you were listening to music what would you be playing right now in the car?

04:08:26.080 Right now?

04:08:27.080 Yeah.

04:08:28.080 Nickelback.

04:08:29.080 Holy fuck.

04:08:30.080 Holy shit.

04:08:31.080 I love Nickelback.

04:08:32.080 How much would you pay me to work for me?

04:08:37.080 Would I pay you?

04:08:38.080 Yeah.

04:08:39.080 To work for you?

04:08:40.080 For me.

04:08:41.080 How much would you pay me to work for me?

04:08:44.080 I wouldn't pay you to work for you.

04:08:46.080 What?

04:08:47.080 What?

04:08:48.080 Oh yeah.

04:08:49.080 No.

04:08:50.080 If you're getting hired you're paying me.

04:08:51.080 You didn't know that.

04:08:52.080 They didn't put that on the ad?

04:08:53.080 No.

04:08:54.080 Why are you laughing?

04:08:55.080 What's so funny?

04:08:56.080 This is not a trolling question.

04:08:57.080 Why you don't trust me?

04:08:58.080 You keep looking at these questions.

04:08:59.080 Well I'm curious.

04:09:00.080 I'm nosy.

04:09:01.080 But that makes no fucking sense.

04:09:03.080 What do you mean that makes no sense?

04:09:04.080 What is that?

04:09:05.080 I'm a fucking star.

04:09:06.080 I'm an icon.

04:09:07.080 Me too.

04:09:08.080 Why don't you pay me?

04:09:10.080 What do you pay me?

04:09:11.080 What's my bestie?

04:09:12.080 Twin?

04:09:13.080 You just friends on me?

04:09:14.080 You crazy.

04:09:15.080 You're like I didn't bros on you.

04:09:17.080 What is that supposed to mean?

04:09:18.080 You gonna fuck me with a strap on?

04:09:20.080 I mean that's what you're into.

04:09:22.080 I feel like.

04:09:23.080 No I have never been pegged.

04:09:24.080 Have you been, have you pegged the guy before?

04:09:26.080 Have I pegged it?

04:09:27.080 No but I really wanted to.

04:09:28.080 It's definitely on the bucket list.

04:09:29.080 Alright you got me.

04:09:30.080 Right?

04:09:31.080 I got you.

04:09:32.080 I haven't called me mommy.

04:09:33.080 Oh my god.

04:09:34.080 Are you competitive?

04:09:35.080 I'm very competitive.

04:09:36.080 Like what do you mean like?

04:09:37.080 Like.

04:09:38.080 So if your friend had sex with five guys.

04:09:40.080 You'd be like I'm gonna fucking have with six.

04:09:42.080 No.

04:09:43.080 No.

04:09:44.080 I'd be like.

04:09:45.080 I don't know.

04:09:46.080 Like if I'm like drunk.

04:09:47.080 And like I'm fucking around with my friends.

04:09:49.080 I'd want to be like.

04:09:50.080 Just fucking around.

04:09:51.080 Nice.

04:09:52.080 Like bowling.

04:09:53.080 If I go bowling.

04:09:54.080 I want to be the best at bowling.

04:09:55.080 Ski ball.

04:09:56.080 How do you deal with stress?

04:09:57.080 Um.

04:09:58.080 I kind of sit there and stare at a wall.

04:10:00.080 I don't know.

04:10:01.080 Drink water.

04:10:02.080 Drink water.

04:10:03.080 Take a shower.

04:10:05.080 If Kane tries to hire you for $2500.

04:10:07.080 What are you going to do?

04:10:08.080 If who?

04:10:09.080 If Kane tries to hire you for $2500.

04:10:12.080 What are you going to do?

04:10:13.080 Kane.

04:10:14.080 What is Kane?

04:10:15.080 Exactly.

04:10:16.080 Um.

04:10:17.080 What the fuck?

04:10:18.080 How do you feel about whales?

04:10:19.080 Whales.

04:10:20.080 They're cute.

04:10:21.080 Really?

04:10:22.080 Whales.

04:10:23.080 Whales?

04:10:24.080 Whales.

04:10:25.080 Like the fish?

04:10:26.080 No.

04:10:27.080 No.

04:10:28.080 Whales.

04:10:29.080 She's right.

04:10:30.080 They're cute.

04:10:31.080 So you're telling Sam Frank is cute?

04:10:32.080 Who is white?

04:10:33.080 The whale.

04:10:34.080 What would you do?

04:10:35.080 I think I'd just stand there.

04:10:37.080 That's exactly what I did.

04:10:38.080 Um.

04:10:39.080 Should I go to Turkey to get my hairline fixed?

04:10:44.080 Um.

04:10:45.080 Yeah.

04:10:46.080 Really?

04:10:47.080 Yeah.

04:10:48.080 Yeah.

04:10:49.080 I mean maybe you could just get the plugs.

04:10:51.080 Name three countries.

04:10:52.080 Three countries?

04:10:53.080 Yeah.

04:10:54.080 You smell really good.

04:10:55.080 Oh I smell good?

04:10:56.080 Yeah.

04:10:57.080 Name three countries.

04:10:58.080 Um.

04:10:59.080 Australia.

04:11:00.080 U.S.

04:11:01.080 No.

04:11:02.080 U.S. doesn't count.

04:11:03.080 U.S. doesn't count.

04:11:04.080 Mexico and Argentina.

04:11:05.080 Right.

04:11:06.080 Awesome.

04:11:07.080 Cool.

04:11:08.080 Well that's it.

04:11:09.080 Thank you for coming.

04:11:10.080 Oh how do you feel?

04:11:11.080 Uh yeah.

04:11:12.080 That's pretty good.

04:11:13.080 Awesome.

04:11:14.080 Um.

04:11:15.080 Do you live far from downtown?

04:11:16.080 No.

04:11:17.080 I live like 15.

04:11:18.080 Okay.

04:11:19.080 All right.

04:11:20.080 We might contact you tonight.

04:11:21.080 You never know.

04:11:22.080 We'll see.

04:11:23.080 We'll see.

04:11:24.080 Thank you for coming.

04:11:25.080 Seriously.

04:11:26.080 Sneeko.

04:11:27.080 Will you call me Hubie?

04:11:28.080 Hubie.

04:11:29.080 Yes of course.

04:11:30.080 Of course.

04:11:31.080 It was great to meet you.

04:11:32.080 Love the G stream.

04:11:33.080 Okay.

04:11:34.080 All right.

04:11:35.080 I gotta go.

04:11:36.080 I gotta go.

04:11:37.080 Really?

04:11:38.080 Yeah yeah yeah.

04:11:39.080 This is great man.

04:11:40.080 This is great.

04:11:41.080 I think you have a lot of great options man.

04:11:42.080 Let me get this one.

04:11:43.080 Wait are you trolling right now?

04:11:44.080 No I have to leave.

04:11:45.080 What we did this one?

04:11:46.080 Um.

04:11:47.080 No.

04:11:48.080 I have to go to.

04:11:49.080 I'm going on Neon stream.

04:11:50.080 Oh.

04:11:51.080 Uh.

04:11:52.080 Yeah you're a best friend.

04:11:53.080 Oh you're a hooker?

04:11:54.080 Of course.

04:11:55.080 A little bit but.

04:11:56.080 Hey Vitaly.

04:11:57.080 Let's do another one soon.

04:11:58.080 I have to go though.

04:11:59.080 Yeah no.

04:12:00.080 Good bro.

04:12:01.080 This was great right?

04:12:02.080 I'm not mad.

04:12:03.080 You had fun?

04:12:04.080 I did.

04:12:05.080 I had a lot of fun.

04:12:06.080 It was just tremendous.

04:12:07.080 I think you're going to be great.

04:12:08.080 Yeah.

04:12:09.080 I'm going right now.

04:12:10.080 I'm not trolling you.

04:12:11.080 Um.

04:12:12.080 Thanks so much Vitaly chef.

04:12:13.080 Bro.

04:12:14.080 That was a lot of fun.

04:12:15.080 Best of luck to you.

04:12:16.080 It's going to be a riot.

04:12:17.080 Ooh.

04:12:18.080 I'm excited.

04:12:23.080 This is a fever dream bro.

04:12:26.080 Like nothing feels real right now bro.

04:12:30.080 Bro.

04:12:31.080 Bro kicked me off and then asked me why I'm quiet.

04:12:34.080 I wasn't sure if he was trolling or not.

04:12:36.080 Like I couldn't.

04:12:37.080 I genuinely couldn't tell if he was like fucking with you or.

04:12:39.080 Like I didn't know how to deal with that.

04:12:41.080 Look he's a prankster so he's always going to play oh it's a prank.

04:12:44.080 No he's being serious for sure.

04:12:46.080 But you mean well.

04:12:47.080 Yeah I mean I'm going to be quiet if I'm asked to be quiet.

04:12:48.080 I don't give a fuck.

04:12:49.080 Like I'm not going to.

04:12:50.080 I'm not going to cause issues.

04:12:52.080 I don't have to be quiet.

04:12:53.080 I don't even want to.

04:12:54.080 I don't need you.

04:12:55.080 Okay.

04:12:56.080 Hey Hubert.

04:12:57.080 Yes.

04:12:58.080 How are you?

04:12:59.080 Alright I'm great.

04:13:01.080 How much do you have?

04:13:02.080 Three.

04:13:03.080 Three.

04:13:04.080 Haha.

04:13:06.080 Alright.

04:13:07.080 Sorry guys.

04:13:08.080 Sounds like fucking McDonald's.

04:13:09.080 It does.

04:13:10.080 The last one smelled like fart.

04:13:11.080 This McDonald's is better.

04:13:12.080 Angola.

04:13:13.080 I don't know.

04:13:14.080 I don't care.

04:13:15.080 I don't care.

04:13:16.080 I don't care.

04:13:17.080 I don't care.

04:13:18.080 I don't care.

04:13:19.080 I don't care.

04:13:20.080 You don't care.

04:13:21.080 angola oh chat was good bro that that vax chick was crazy the black chick no the not the black

04:13:29.840 chick was great the vax chick was crazy that last one was pretty much just a casting couch bro yeah

04:13:34.580 that last one you could tell from the beginning from the g-string well even vitality lead they

04:13:38.880 do bro you love that casting couch do you have the light needles i'm talking about the uh the

04:13:42.240 comedian chick w segment bro like yeah you gotta say w segment holy shit bro shout out to vitality

04:13:49.160 shout out to vitality i know that was weird bro like uh i'm gonna be like i didn't um wasn't sure

04:13:53.380 if he was pranking me i didn't wasn't even sure if he was in on it well i think that turned out well

04:13:56.900 regardless of like the the awkwardness what do you think what do you think i think it's all right

04:14:01.200 yeah i think it started out pretty rough but then it got better yeah when you guys started acting out

04:14:05.760 the scenes that black chick was real good the chick after her because that chick wasn't satire that was

04:14:11.060 pure brainwash yeah i think that chick was being but i didn't even care like the old me would have

04:14:15.800 cared i'm just like now i just think this whole world was insanity so i don't even have to

04:14:18.840 the asian chick was cool

04:14:22.380 w segment wow you guys are saying that emotional era i mean like you say that but i got asked to

04:14:31.900 be quiet so i went and worked on my phone like i have other shit to do chat you know i leave my

04:14:37.440 actual work to come hop on this stream so if i'm asked to sit on the side i'm gonna go do my actual

04:14:42.520 work love speech what are you guys saying yeah the vaxxer was crazy what are you guys saying

04:14:47.300 is this what being on dean looks like bro oh my god man like what do you want me to do

04:14:52.840 sneaker gets passed around by every streamer is that like is that a bad thing

04:15:04.760 i think i think so i read that on a romo comic yesterday i think i'd like do a good job of

04:15:13.260 bringing the best side of people like a lot of the people that i that i collab with um i'm okay not

04:15:20.100 being 100 of the shine all the time like i think i'm i do a good job think about like the collabs

04:15:25.300 we've had over the past year for example like pussy neon zirka now vitali like i think i know how to

04:15:33.160 get people to perform and then really be themselves you manipulate people it's not manipulation it's

04:15:41.420 just it's like supporting them in the right way or like it creating that um that right environment i

04:15:45.600 don't know maybe i just read a rumble comment you're a piece of shit but think what happens like

04:15:48.760 when i leave though like when i leave neon and like end up in an of funnel yeah no no i'm trolling

04:15:53.840 you or i leave like uh pussy ends up in a mental hospital come on come on that's what you wanted

04:15:57.900 to say come on i was saying zirka got deported i don't want to say it i was saying zirka got

04:16:00.880 deported man why don't you say that bro i'll say what you're gonna say i was talking about that i

04:16:04.120 was saying bro i left you and then you got fucking when you went to a mexican cartel yeah but it's

04:16:07.400 not like sensitive it's not sensitive for you to say that pussy's always done that his whole career

04:16:11.720 man back and forth you know that's just who he is yeah i've been watching pussy since the

04:16:18.100 beginning because he blew up in the arab space before he blew up in the normie space

04:16:22.780 he blew up on arab facebook first for his arab skits

04:16:26.980 not gonna lie this segment was so ass what do you mean bro that was so much fun bro what are you

04:16:33.740 talking about what you prefer us yapping in the car about zionism is that what you want to see for

04:16:38.000 like 10 hours right variety variety uh how long is this hot car ride so four minutes you learned

04:16:47.280 four and a half chat we were lying four and a half

04:16:51.280 chat do i just have uber streams i felt we were just sitting in suburbans for so long

04:16:56.340 um how long have we been live we live like four four and a half

04:16:59.920 yeah remember mike malak remember that when that happened that mike the mike stream was good mike was

04:17:04.860 actually a natural on the stream yeah he was because he's a yapper yeah he's gotten pretty good at

04:17:10.720 based yapping i was surprised yeah should be um maybe i'll just end maybe i'll just end now

04:17:16.840 um because i mean it should be showing up on a neon stream in a bit cheshire and this is one of

04:17:23.040 things that's when you do the guy in the glass will by far the quickest wittiest one hey he's glazing

04:17:27.060 you thank you yeah the elites are winning they convince women to be single like the older backs

04:17:31.340 voted voter and chaos reigns well i are you really like that's i just assume everybody in la is like

04:17:38.080 that so no but that vax biden voter was next level that was la that was yeah that was la to a t

04:17:44.800 andrew tate's a massage you see i made her feel bad yeah i know i know but you see i was playing

04:17:49.420 good cop for her yeah yeah she needed somebody on the side because she was in an environment like i

04:17:53.560 that was so much fun i'm not gonna lie to you that was so much fun so much fun now it would have

04:18:00.000 been good if we had started like that if we had started like that and and we're into the flow of

04:18:03.840 acting that that would have been cool but it started out a bit like rough and weird

04:18:07.960 keep going why bro what the why is it going up in the car i don't get it bro let's go to a gym

04:18:15.760 stream and then do your other thing um the gym stream the gym is later the gym is later so it's

04:18:20.580 like i showed you the stream that we have planned out yeah yeah which i um yeah i want to stream the

04:18:27.000 gym chat would you we should hit the gym i know i know chat would you come back if i ended and started

04:18:32.360 up again they probably would or just stream the gym from neons yeah but we have a whole thing um

04:18:40.540 it's probably gonna be late lazy co oh my god what the lazy co bro fuck jeez look i can skip the gym

04:18:49.180 one day that's it so if you're gonna choose today then we have to work out every other day

04:18:53.560 stop staring at your phone i'm reading the chat i'm talking to you i wouldn't be able to read that

04:18:57.760 you saying don't stare at your phone if i wasn't staring at my phone which one was your favorite

04:19:02.700 one there's someone said w asian for sitting on arab's lap the asian was good the asian that was

04:19:07.700 good i didn't even realize like the way you did that was like magnetic thank you like you're like

04:19:11.580 yeah like i know you were impressed with yourself when you did that too no i wasn't no that was casual

04:19:16.220 cab you just gotta let me perform bro come on the vax chick is three quarters of california and

04:19:21.440 those are the kind of people moving to texas and florida insanity chat sees it you got a you got a smart

04:19:25.540 chat here high iq so they see the nice nice they glaze you you glaze them back so that you get the

04:19:30.580 w arabs nice nice that was smart smart smart we need to air uh vitale fight soon bro yeah i would

04:19:36.020 wrestle him now they have tension wait do you be honest bro i was in my i was in my head like

04:19:40.340 i wasn't sure how to play that situation am i no man's no no no no i don't think so okay

04:19:46.040 yeah vitale wanted to do content with you he doesn't know who i am yeah you know what i mean

04:19:51.240 no i think you did a you did a decent job at trying to get me back into but i didn't really

04:19:55.300 want to be in there because he didn't want me in so i wasn't gonna force it yeah i wasn't upset by

04:20:00.560 it yeah no i just pull out my phone and i talk to my editors and i get my other shit done i just

04:20:05.180 wasn't like shit it was like if you look at me why why is he quiet because i asked to be fucking quiet

04:20:09.700 you know like i'm switching off if he tells me to switch off i'll switch off but like like that's

04:20:15.860 why when you had the chick come up to me and and then uh try to dig for

04:20:19.580 look at his face look at his face damn fucking asshole indian fart bro oh you fuck that smell

04:20:34.300 you just used that car it's so obviously it's so easy like everybody in here completely saw

04:20:39.680 through that and she was completely buying all that that was because she can't because you just

04:20:44.360 use their cars against that joke was ass bro she's like oh i'm from venezuela and we have to

04:20:49.440 face disaster come here there's vegans i i will say the joke could actually probably be good the

04:20:56.080 concept of it but the delivery was so we're gonna have i think for a sec yeah the delivery was rough

04:21:00.720 vitalee was trolling he was trolling yeah he was trolling when he kicked me out no he wasn't

04:21:06.860 you don't think so he said he was bro but that's the prankster that's the prankster aura you can play

04:21:13.140 that for anything it's like leafy is here tell someone to kill themselves for six years straight

04:21:17.220 you know i was trolling like yeah after but we're good okay but i would wrestle him i'd be down to

04:21:25.660 wrestle him for content yeah he would definitely too he definitely would too

04:21:31.500 this arab guy got an ego for no reason i don't think he really oh my god whatever bro he was

04:21:40.160 trolling gay arab okay the vitalee people are in here the vitalee shit was so quilly i'm sorry how is

04:21:44.900 that quilly if you're falling asleep watching that insanity have you ever seen david lynch before uh no

04:21:50.100 there's uh one of my favorite directors david lynch is an la guy he's made uh mahala drive twin peaks

04:21:55.340 like kind of like these fever dream type shows and movies where it's like not it's so far past

04:22:00.420 satire oh like idiocracy not even that like it's not a documentary of it it's just it sits in how

04:22:07.620 crazy it is it's hard to explain really really i kind of want to watch him now yeah bro like what

04:22:11.840 is his name david david lynch david lynch david lynch that's one of my favorite directors

04:22:15.300 that's what that felt like like when she was saying the andrew tay thing and like and when she started

04:22:20.840 crying bro her crying was way worse than mine i thought that she talked shit about my crying

04:22:26.680 bro i felt it i felt your crying was she had but she had no tears she talked shit and then she had

04:22:30.980 no tears her emotion was there because she hugged you and she's a woman before that the way it was

04:22:35.080 electricity when she was looking into my eyes that was cinema that was art

04:22:38.520 beautiful the fact she had the audacity to tell me i needed crying classes and then went and cried

04:22:45.220 and didn't drop a tear center the camera it's like all weird bryce hall um why are you saying bryce

04:22:52.020 hall i think that black chick was the best she was such a bad actor though like no no no that's

04:22:56.600 like a racist white guy i'm like get into character she goes period what vitale could have done so much

04:23:02.300 better on that black how are you an actor like showing up to an audition and you can't even he could

04:23:06.440 have got her to reverse master him oh it would have been so good yeah that could have been a lot

04:23:10.100 more lynch is cool uh but the brightness is a little fucked up he's like what were the shutter

04:23:14.780 speed or something um vitale oh wait what'd you say thanks for the 20 minutes tomorrow vitale brad

04:23:20.040 seed never be successful live streamers don't have the talent or spontaneity a ridiculous adhg tiktok

04:23:24.800 adult brain is your superpower um is that a compliment i think so i think that was a compliment oh you're

04:23:33.800 okay okay okay no vitale's gonna be successful but it was so funny seeing him in the moment

04:23:37.980 because like i talked to him on stream but when he's on stream like there's like a certain anxiety

04:23:42.100 and aggressiveness bro that was oh no man i don't know that was fun that was fun yeah a lot of a lot

04:23:46.680 of sex for me a lot of sex content a little too much yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah satanic sex content

04:23:54.500 yeah that guy's a horny fuck huh yeah yeah don't get me wrong i played into the character when i there

04:24:00.020 when i was there like it gets it gets it out of me a little bit but yeah salty okay bro very sex

04:24:05.600 content where is sarah can you guys like not can you just shut the fuck up about that for five

04:24:10.740 seconds the content was hilarious but don't listen to the retards it's a small minority okay cool

04:24:15.900 take care of me oh my god oh my god

04:24:23.480 nita needles had a few laughs he dropped a few laughs in the back

04:24:32.480 el neon go back to vitale i don't know it was like the perfect amount you know yeah i think it was the

04:24:39.220 right amount it was time to it's time to to leave after that

04:24:44.680 i would i would definitely do another one i would definitely do another one

04:24:50.480 love speech what do you guys say right now mod spam the spam the twitter community right now

04:24:54.000 spam the twitter community right now

04:24:55.800 bro your twitter community is active as fuck

04:24:58.680 spam the twitter community right now bronson said i'm a legendary clipper good stuff bro shout out

04:25:04.660 to bronson man bronson streamed a little bit last night bronson

04:25:08.920 oh he got a viral clip and now he's all fucking happy good job bronson good job bronson

04:25:21.640 vitalee fuzzi and sneko in an improv joining a stand-up comedy show

04:25:25.580 we were talking about that earlier chat like this inspired me i would do a five minute set

04:25:30.020 i had a comedy club just show up yeah we were we were discussing earlier both

04:25:34.460 writing a five minute set and going and doing an open mic that's by the way chat that's one of

04:25:39.000 the scariest things ever is an open mic first time i did that you've done it once or more than once

04:25:46.080 huh you've done it more than once or just once done what stand up stand up oh no i used to do it

04:25:51.340 for months bro oh really yeah bro i used to do it like five times in a night like jump between um

04:25:56.100 in between places sneaker updates is lying in the community i did not block him bro stop thinking i

04:26:02.600 didn't block him he just posted a random screenshot

04:26:04.340 okay people are clipping shit out of context i didn't dis aid it bro oh my god all these

04:26:16.640 clippers man clippers perfect time to plug active income right now if you want to learn how to clip

04:26:21.980 this was such a easy way to make money right now it's clipping streams activeincome.com the clippers

04:26:27.700 are going stupid right now like it's just my phone is blown i'm just seeing everything that went up

04:26:31.460 today and we're going to continue there's another we got a banger stream later today if you want to

04:26:34.620 learn how to clip go to activeincome.com that's the best group to teach you how to do it and give

04:26:39.160 you the support you need but you can just clip the stream man i highly recommend if you guys are

04:26:42.880 watching this all the time that you start clipping and posting inside a clipping page that's a good

04:26:45.760 way to actively watch this and not just turn into a mindless entertainment sarah safari's mom

04:26:49.440 apologize to sneaker for her blackmailing him it's the vax chick

04:26:53.600 w arab speaking of arab i love your saudi video buddy lazy coat fuck you love speech

04:27:05.300 how how are i know you they probably just call me lazy to troll me now right because i did like

04:27:11.360 yeah come on like anybody who's saying that right now is literally on my dick man

04:27:15.480 i want to eventually do stand-up like two three years of it

04:27:27.580 yeah i know remember that the vaxer said science is science and she's a stand-up comedian oh my god

04:27:33.300 she said science is science i know i was like i don't know i thought all that i wasn't taking any

04:27:37.860 madera and you said madera back and you high five no i none of it felt real like no it was real

04:27:45.460 i know i know i know it was but like la this is what i'm saying like why it was easy to do it's

04:27:50.380 like a parody of itself yeah it is like it's so far in deep in the liberal brainwashing that it's just

04:27:55.740 it's not even funny it's like well i mean i mean pass does that make any sense bro it's just so easy

04:28:01.720 because you just use the pronouns thing and it flips the entire script and she completely she was she

04:28:06.080 was she was attacking me and then i flipped to they them and she automatically turned into like

04:28:11.440 apologetic you know saying sorry for misgendering yeah yeah la's uh but la's so far gone it's past

04:28:20.720 funny where it's at insanity it's not a joke by the way chad this place is actually that was insane

04:28:26.380 she genuinely said like science she said i got all of them she had every single booster shot bro she

04:28:32.500 said she was gonna charge us to crack a joke during a casting session imagine you paid to hear

04:28:38.080 those jokes she's not getting paid to tell jokes man jett l cracker's gonna neil's gotta change the

04:28:44.660 battery

04:28:44.900 did i shit myself you've never beaten the indian allegations man i'm telling you we're going in the

04:28:57.640 mario kart right now i'm so fucking rude oh people here

04:29:01.620 sneeko i said i'm sorry

04:29:06.120 you have to get over my shoulder she's acting up

04:29:11.640 go again go again right now right now can you believe anything that'll take um

04:29:17.380 i think we're going to go like 9 30 10 like probably because we're going to go after his stream

04:29:22.100 so jim at 9 30 10 yeah okay just watch sneeko x arabesque morocco shit was fire yeah bro morocco

04:29:29.860 was uh morocco was a lot of fun morocco was a lot of fun

04:29:35.940 okay everyone's spamming about blueberry like why why why

04:29:43.440 maghrib time fuck ah shit stuff oh man there's no place to yeah

04:29:50.820 what time is neon going live i don't know i don't know neon laws bro i don't know okay i have no idea

04:29:57.140 but we're we're getting ready right now have vex bar neon yeah we could oh yeah the fucking love

04:30:03.580 speech girls i totally forgot about them what are they doing i just have two like autistic girls you

04:30:07.200 didn't even get to meet the autistic girls i did no i didn't you met the discord mods on facetime

04:30:11.680 oh okay okay okay i wonder what they're up to should i call them uh i don't care uh shit

04:30:15.680 uh i'm a fucking loser dude shit be honest here what do you think about me oh you sound like neon

04:30:23.980 right now you're neon imitating shit

04:30:27.420 uh okay yeah can't they um

04:30:41.820 have chat asking genuine questions leads to good story time clips yeah uh me and arab can you out for a bit

04:30:49.180 you know although i'm paragraph to his editors right now neon's at work no no i'm set i'm uh

04:30:55.660 grabbing uh uh a date with a friend and then i'm bringing her to the gym

04:31:00.480 you gotta go be yourself boy i know man i'm a fucking loser dude

04:31:06.360 bronson is a pet or no he's not um yeah ask me because ask me some questions bro i'm gonna yap

04:31:13.800 in the car for a bit and then oh wait first are the are the love speech queens vex and

04:31:21.400 alicia you guys fuck it or no why are you laughing because i forgot her name for a second but i was

04:31:26.320 like alice or alicia i can't remember yeah um they don't be israelis what do you think

04:31:30.040 oh and they're texting right now what are we joining bro i mean like

04:31:35.380 you know what really fuck with the arab you're like a really like genuine guy

04:31:42.840 he's gonna say that after i meet him you're like a fucking you're like a like a real dude

04:31:46.200 until we go to that gym and i beat the shit out of him i can genuinely tell you're like a genuine

04:31:49.420 guy thank you like like no trouble should decide i think we could be friends thank you neon i mean

04:31:54.180 you're indian so i don't know if we'll ever really be friends yeah but like i think we could

04:31:59.140 be acquaintances from afar just not close enough to smell um okay what the fuck dude did you smell

04:32:08.020 me don't wait for me fucking arab fucking terrorist what the fuck oh you're the hindi kind of indian

04:32:16.720 you hate the arabs i can't dude i can't you sound like him not bad okay not bad don't clip that um

04:32:26.200 okay chat say hello my girls uh well i'm not gonna lie we bought so this morning we bought

04:32:33.500 clothes because um cracker had coffee spilled all over so we went to go shopping and afterwards we

04:32:38.400 were like doing a snapchat segment i was doing a haul i know it's a fucking gay but i was just like

04:32:42.080 we need a snapchat content i told the girls to come through they just like they didn't have anything

04:32:46.180 you know they didn't have anything like a haul that's what girls do like hey we're opening the

04:32:50.520 clothes you know just like 30 seconds of snapchat content they're like yeah you need you

04:32:56.180 need to get a better roster of females though it's hard bro you know how hard it is bro that's

04:33:00.680 what i feed for blueberry like a fucking year later bro they don't shut up about blueberry

04:33:03.680 because it's so difficult to find like a girl for content that could yap and like be funny not

04:33:07.500 cringe and just what do you mean that one was good i was just looking at her face like what do you

04:33:12.140 she's like what's up bro i'm on discord the other one's like i don't even know what do what goes

04:33:21.000 through girls heads nothing literally nothing you know the crazy part about it too like free trip to

04:33:27.460 la stay in a hotel you know nothing involved a lot of human trafficking them they're nice girls like

04:33:32.740 there's no disrespect but they're here in la nice hotel free flight best experience ever you get to

04:33:39.540 meet all the influencers you get free food you're taken out you have an exciting time all the time

04:33:43.600 you're around the most entertaining people in the city at the moment you get it like a literal like

04:33:47.180 you get to be and you get clout you know you can and it's just there's still a bit of ungrateful

04:33:53.980 attitude and this is the problem with feminism i don't even blame them i blame feminism i was asking

04:33:58.580 one of the girls yesterday for a seven up like we're sitting at the pizza restaurant like just you

04:34:04.040 know grab me seven up and she's like um you think she looked at me and then she looked at me she's

04:34:09.160 like yeah we're gonna gonna get the seven up and then the feminism programmed her brain and she was

04:34:12.580 like no give me the fucking can give me the soda the fact that there was even a hesitation in her

04:34:20.540 mind to be like um i shouldn't because i'm a woman in your man you're in la free experience i'm

04:34:27.880 entertaining you feeding you you know like i could charge a dude 50 000 i could charge a dude a hundred

04:34:34.280 thousand dollars for the same experience to get to meet brad to get to meet all the influencers stuff

04:34:38.240 like that to be in that environment to be able to plug that stuff to be able to funnel that

04:34:40.680 to have a first class view of all this stuff there's guys out there and i'm not joking who

04:34:45.680 would pay a hundred thousand dollars for the experience that they're getting wallahi they

04:34:49.520 would how much did you charge me you only charge me like 60k 60k for a blowjob no blowjob handy

04:34:54.980 and they still can't give me a can of soda without like just give me the soda i'm sitting down for a

04:35:02.640 second i'm tired from yapping all day and carrying your day babysitting you entertaining you all that

04:35:07.020 give me the soda the fact that there was even a hesitation for paying you for your hotel and

04:35:12.180 you can't give me a soda without giving me attitude feminism is ruining good girls bro

04:35:18.200 ruining girl i get why arab like wants to travel all over the world and be around you get it yeah

04:35:21.960 i avoid women in the u.s when's the last time you've been in la last time in la like a year and a half

04:35:27.760 yeah i think a year and a half then i swing by la when i was doing when i started focusing on

04:35:34.140 youtube heavy so not since last october something like that i i every excuse i can to not come to

04:35:42.280 this place i take you were one of the few people that would have brought me to la i think maybe

04:35:46.920 the only person who could text me and tell me come to la and i'd come to la

04:35:51.980 no she's face telling me shit shit hey girl hey hey give me a soda you better have a soda when we

04:36:01.400 get home i got it for you i got it for you bro it's that hesitation it's the no bro she calls you

04:36:09.220 bro exactly i was messing with you you know i can't i can't be too easy either i'm just playing

04:36:16.440 you bro i'm just like next time i'm not gonna give it to you how about that well this time she

04:36:21.800 didn't give it to you either did she bro hi vex you let them call you bro bro did you just call me

04:36:32.700 nigga yeah i did the fuck you better do about it oh she's trying to be arrested okay put her in cuffs

04:36:39.920 yeah um yeah this this one girl i'm gonna marry whenever she says bro i hang up i'm training her

04:36:49.160 yeah no i just say she says bro if she says bro at any point in when i'm talking her hang up

04:36:54.460 salim's calling me salam alaikum salim i'm live i'm here with arab what you do what you doing man

04:36:59.580 how you doing bro hey i'm good man say hi to my channel i didn't miss you

04:37:03.700 hey what's up guys hey look at salim's face bro he's so cute looking at the bottom of the phone

04:37:09.300 what you up to bro no i'm just chilling man um i just got home just got home just working out i feel

04:37:16.800 great you dialed in yeah bro i'm working i'm feeling good man good job pal you know i've been in the gym

04:37:22.440 every day i'm trying to get neon right he finally left that girl you uh you think you made the right

04:37:25.760 decision um i think so man i think

04:37:31.820 unbelievable

04:37:35.820 unbelievable

04:37:37.380 no i'm good your eyes are so red bro i think he just was in the sauna or something he's like a little

04:37:45.720 sweaty no i'm tired you're tired bro uh are you gonna go to the gym again today

04:37:50.680 nah man i'm tired you look happy bro you know you look like you're in a good place

04:37:56.020 i am all right man all right see you later chat all right all right chat chat chat

04:38:02.060 yeah he's stoned out of his mind bro

04:38:06.900 oh man oh my voice i hate my i may love me uh no negative thoughts cool um

04:38:14.580 w backhand what are you talking about w slapping horse what are you talking about

04:38:19.160 we're back oh is that thing did we get sleep call now

04:38:22.100 w slap

04:38:25.100 asking about dagestan i know i want to go to dagestan soon man

04:38:31.640 are you still chinese i don't know what you're asking all right chat i'm gonna end

04:38:35.060 w stream i'm i want to go live again later should i end or no

04:38:39.180 uh i'm in a good mood right now i should i think you should end yeah you're right

04:38:43.400 el air bro look at him like wanting me to end my stream and make me lazy co

04:38:46.540 no because you're gonna end up going on eon's stream and work anyway

04:38:49.000 kane's calling me kane i'm live you're live yeah

04:38:52.580 oh hey babe um i'm ready to come get you let me know when you're ready

04:38:56.600 you're a good muslim man you're not a fake muslim you're a real muslim you know what i'm talking about

04:39:00.880 wait should i say it

04:39:02.380 see you soon gonna be on neon stream and i want to go later on stream we'll see um

04:39:16.200 are we boxing later yeah i want to box later i might be a little hammered

04:39:19.520 i'm gonna drink a glass of wine so

04:39:21.840 have a water bro

04:39:23.100 no i haven't had a wine in like four months you know i'm gonna enjoy a nice glass while you're gone

04:39:28.060 red or white red

04:39:29.820 i'm not here to judge i'm not here to judge wait is white better

04:39:34.420 no red is better i miss red wine i'm not gonna lie

04:39:36.820 i'm not gonna lie i'm like a nice glass of red wine

04:39:38.760 yeah so if we spar you know we might knock me out

04:39:42.400 no no bro it's a technical sparring but uh i'm gonna show up on neon stream later

04:39:46.620 inshallah and then also i'm gonna be later on

04:39:49.020 my stream at the gym with uh drunk arab neon

04:39:51.100 um the love speech artistic girls the autistic queens we love them

04:39:55.040 uh you know i'm giving a hard time they're calling me niggas and stuff like that and not giving me sodas but

04:39:58.560 we still love them shout out to vex and alicia

04:40:00.240 love them i know they're watching they're probably upset but yeah whatever

04:40:03.320 i'm talking like neon now like i'm losing my mind and like going like irl mode but it's cool

04:40:07.400 so we got another two more live streams today inshallah so make sure to follow the discord

04:40:10.600 follow the stream too so you gotta stay tuned with the updates

04:40:13.680 join the twitter community uh useless crackers spam the twitter community right now

04:40:17.680 sneaker love speech arab's in there he's posted cool stuff

04:40:20.760 can you tweet in there i can tweet in there

04:40:23.760 yeah just want a little tweet sure just want a little tweet you know you're gonna get like uh

04:40:27.200 arab's gonna reply to all of your tweets i know i actually read them all i read them all especially

04:40:31.440 when i'm with sneaker so i'm reading everything in there but i'll tweet in there i'll post something

04:40:34.880 later w arab arab uh arab's been taking over right now we got a lot more coming up with arab

04:40:39.040 w snare i think it's a good duo we're gonna we have a lot more content to do we have a lot more

04:40:43.760 planning to do but you'll see another stream later at the gym i think yeah we're just we're locked in

04:40:48.960 man i'm just the whole time we're here i've barely been sleeping man i've been sleeping only like four

04:40:52.000 hours a night i'm just i'm so locked in right now making sure that i we give a good content and i

04:40:57.120 stay away from stay away from shaitan so see you guys later wait um

04:41:03.440 love speech what am i forgetting uh

04:41:10.320 yeah just snapchat all the links bro you get the fucking point i love you guys so much man follow

04:41:14.080 god get a bow bye

04:41:22.960 are you not gonna press you're just looking at me bro you said you're gonna press him

04:41:25.200 no he's in front of me it's like a little scarier no no no no no the reality is this

04:41:29.120 i didn't want to do it because there's no good way that that outcome is there's no outcome that's good

04:41:32.640 brad how hard was he going with your time i mean steve steve steve my bad steve is a

04:41:37.200 fucking steve says also the craziest thing ever i broke 30 no no i'm gonna be honest get the

04:41:44.240 fuck out of here let me defend it it looks like you're trying your ass off really i don't blame

04:41:47.920 you though that's you're like you know it's your whole image you're a bodybuilder that's crazy dude

04:41:51.040 you weren't trying to want to go out there and really try bro i mean i think you do have to prove

04:41:55.040 a point so i think you should no no we thought it really truck oh he's mad now i gotta do what i can

04:41:59.760 how is he gonna wait did i put you in a reposition huh did i put you in a reposition yeah bro you

04:42:04.240 l-press neon you're like you're supposed to back me up bro the reason why it's stupid is because like

04:42:07.600 i should your weight i should

SNEAKO - February 01, 2024

SNEAKO X VITALY X MIKE MAJLAK

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