SNEAKO - July 15, 2023


SNEAKO & Zherka Meet Future Zherka On Monkey!


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

192.01357

Word Count

4,302

Sentence Count

724

Misogynist Sentences

67

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 When in Rome.
00:00:02.420 What the fuck, Hunter Biden?
00:00:04.420 Yo.
00:00:04.840 Zucker, this is you in three years, bro.
00:00:08.360 This is what you look like when stream's over.
00:00:10.660 Yeah.
00:00:11.100 Yo, man, what the fuck?
00:00:12.920 This guy's on all the coke.
00:00:14.500 Holy shit.
00:00:15.680 Bro, are you alive?
00:00:16.820 Take another hit.
00:00:18.020 Take it.
00:00:18.380 You're on the final hit, dude.
00:00:19.760 Are you about to overdose or you just finished overdosing?
00:00:22.020 This guy's seeing the angel wheels.
00:00:23.820 Are you nutting right now?
00:00:25.380 Finished!
00:00:27.180 Yo, bro, what the fuck?
00:00:29.140 This looks like those...
00:00:30.200 Yo, you got that slime like in those fucking kids' choice awards.
00:00:34.120 Yo, man.
00:00:35.880 Get out, get out.
00:00:36.880 Get out.
00:00:37.400 Take it off, bro.
00:00:39.460 Okay, monkey time.
00:00:40.680 Do you mind moving over?
00:00:42.020 So we're gonna...
00:00:42.540 No, no, we need her in the fucking shot for the...
00:00:44.260 And monkey too?
00:00:45.100 They can't fit monkeys all small.
00:00:46.720 It's not gonna...
00:00:47.240 It doesn't fit, remember?
00:00:48.180 Okay, fine.
00:00:48.880 Fine, fine, fine.
00:00:49.780 You know what?
00:00:50.080 Yeah, on the couch.
00:00:50.860 Thank you.
00:00:51.160 Yeah.
00:00:51.640 I wish I could send her to get us some cigarettes.
00:00:54.360 Dude, I just fucking love this girl.
00:00:56.300 She's so quiet.
00:00:57.080 I forgot she was here.
00:00:57.840 Yeah, I forgot she was here too.
00:00:59.320 She's like...
00:00:59.860 Oh, you're perfect.
00:01:02.220 You look great right there.
00:01:05.220 Dude, what the fuck?
00:01:06.100 Yeah, my bad.
00:01:06.700 My bad.
00:01:07.000 I forgot that.
00:01:07.440 Why are you pretending like we'll get more views with your fucking...
00:01:09.160 Hello?
00:01:10.060 Shut up.
00:01:10.680 Get in the shot.
00:01:14.120 Hi, it's me again.
00:01:18.880 Hi.
00:01:19.640 What's up?
00:01:20.320 You got any more energy?
00:01:21.740 Three seconds to respond, you fucking retard.
00:01:23.880 I said you're a fucking retard for responding late.
00:01:29.460 Let's go fast forward.
00:01:30.940 Tess, Tess.
00:01:31.800 Oh, my bad.
00:01:33.100 Yeah, okay.
00:01:34.020 It's getting better.
00:01:34.820 How's your day?
00:01:38.100 I'm good.
00:01:39.020 Oh, so now you want to talk like a faggot.
00:01:43.740 I'm sorry about him.
00:01:45.140 He's a little bit autistic.
00:01:46.240 He took some Adderall before this.
00:01:52.140 You see, if a girl's legs are like that, she's horny.
00:01:54.880 You see it?
00:01:55.300 Yeah, she stops.
00:01:56.780 Oh, shit.
00:01:57.400 I'm sorry.
00:01:58.180 No, I'm sorry.
00:01:58.660 No, no, no, no.
00:01:59.160 Take it off.
00:02:00.560 Take it off.
00:02:01.060 Take it off.
00:02:01.460 Take it off.
00:02:01.700 No, no.
00:02:02.940 We don't have to ask.
00:02:03.960 How do you?
00:02:06.400 16.
00:02:07.040 Yeah.
00:02:08.220 Take it off.
00:02:08.460 Take it off.
00:02:09.100 Fuck, I told you, bro.
00:02:10.460 They stared on again.
00:02:12.780 Again, bro.
00:02:13.520 Two seconds of monkey.
00:02:14.740 Oh, my God.
00:02:15.300 Why are you calling him a monkey?
00:02:16.680 And now it's a plan.
00:02:17.320 No, no.
00:02:18.380 I didn't say you're a nigga.
00:02:19.900 Take it off.
00:02:20.620 Come back, monkey.
00:02:22.440 Oh, you aged up.
00:02:25.200 What the fuck?
00:02:27.020 You look like, I'm not going to do this.
00:02:30.200 Take it off.
00:02:31.020 That was a kid.
00:02:35.580 Yo, you look like the dude.
00:02:38.780 You look like the dude.
00:02:39.940 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:02:40.840 Yo, you look like the dude who invested all of his coin in Lil Pump.
00:02:45.300 That shit was so funny.
00:02:49.520 Bro, you roasted the fuck out of him.
00:02:50.860 Damn, wait.
00:02:51.240 You got to clap back.
00:02:52.000 He tried to make fun of you, man.
00:02:52.760 No, you won.
00:02:53.280 You won.
00:02:53.640 You won.
00:02:54.100 You won.
00:02:54.800 Do you want to meet my sister?
00:02:57.100 No, bro.
00:02:57.720 I'm too late, bro.
00:02:59.040 What would you rate this woman on a scale of one through ten?
00:03:01.580 I got a girlfriend.
00:03:02.620 I can't do that.
00:03:03.400 Ah, don't be a fucking bitch.
00:03:05.000 I fought with a hat.
00:03:05.820 Yo, Miami.
00:03:06.600 What's the name of Miami?
00:03:07.540 What happened to Miami?
00:03:08.160 Oh, is that a threat?
00:03:09.540 That's Vegas.
00:03:10.140 That's not...
00:03:10.800 No, check it out.
00:03:11.920 What do you think of Chinese people?
00:03:13.340 Yeah, ching-chong.
00:03:15.840 Whoa, that's a...
00:03:16.820 I don't think nothing of them.
00:03:18.960 What do you mean?
00:03:19.760 You don't think nothing of Chinese people?
00:03:21.860 You've never thought about a Chinese person before?
00:03:23.200 Ever called one a faggot?
00:03:24.920 Come on.
00:03:26.160 Bro, what?
00:03:27.820 You're gonna get canceled.
00:03:29.140 By who?
00:03:29.820 Faggots or chinks?
00:03:30.820 Come on, man.
00:03:32.080 Bro, you can't say that.
00:03:33.060 Nigga, chill.
00:03:34.180 Faggots can't cancel.
00:03:35.120 Quit being a nigga and say faggot.
00:03:37.760 No, I'm not saying that.
00:03:38.720 All right.
00:03:39.200 We gotta do some kike shit.
00:03:41.440 No, no.
00:03:42.680 Hey!
00:03:43.260 Bro, disavow.
00:03:44.260 Disavow.
00:03:45.900 You lying.
00:03:46.860 That's not no sneak-up.
00:03:47.940 Do you want to take my wife?
00:03:50.180 I've never spoken to a tarantula.
00:03:53.220 No, that's...
00:03:53.900 Can you marry my cousin?
00:03:55.940 My hair is wet.
00:03:56.480 Chill out.
00:03:57.560 Oh.
00:03:58.040 I mean, not really.
00:03:59.760 I mean, I don't know.
00:04:01.080 I really just want to say what's up,
00:04:02.740 because you kind of seem like an asshole,
00:04:04.400 but I've seen some of your videos.
00:04:05.580 I fuck with you on a lot of shit.
00:04:06.760 I agree.
00:04:07.320 I'm an asshole?
00:04:07.860 What are you talking about?
00:04:08.580 I'm offering you a woman right now.
00:04:10.940 Not that.
00:04:11.680 I'm just saying, like, sometimes...
00:04:12.780 I mean, like, a lot of times I agree with you,
00:04:14.820 but sometimes you be saying some bullshit.
00:04:16.380 Name one thing I said that's bullshit.
00:04:18.820 Nigga, I ain't finna sit here and hate.
00:04:20.360 I don't remember.
00:04:21.180 I don't remember you.
00:04:23.480 Imagine having feelings of a man you've never met
00:04:25.820 being an asshole,
00:04:26.640 and you don't have any justification.
00:04:27.960 No, I'm not saying...
00:04:29.020 I ain't saying I don't fuck with you.
00:04:30.180 I'm just saying, like,
00:04:30.980 sometimes I agree with you.
00:04:32.740 Sometimes you say some fucked up shit.
00:04:34.220 Your hair looks like Cheetos.
00:04:39.040 Hell yeah,
00:04:39.600 it's got a natural,
00:04:40.540 different color.
00:04:43.340 You destroyed his hair.
00:04:45.620 Don't look at him.
00:04:46.380 Okay, okay.
00:04:47.260 I know I like you, bro.
00:04:48.400 It's over.
00:04:48.900 Why don't you throw that vape out right now?
00:04:50.260 You know that vape is killing you
00:04:51.320 and it's turning you trans?
00:04:54.480 I mean, yeah,
00:04:55.320 I mean, I guess I'm a dumbass right now,
00:04:56.940 but I mean,
00:04:57.380 I'm just cooling, gang.
00:04:58.680 I don't know.
00:04:58.820 Every single hit is making you closer
00:05:00.340 to becoming Chris from Mr. Beast.
00:05:01.680 I promise.
00:05:05.180 Spit that out.
00:05:05.920 You didn't inhale that one, huh?
00:05:07.800 Hey,
00:05:08.500 I heard that.
00:05:09.700 I bet I won't inhale it no more.
00:05:11.280 All right.
00:05:11.700 Come on the camera, Zerg.
00:05:12.460 You can't even see.
00:05:13.440 Yeah.
00:05:13.800 Back up a little bit.
00:05:14.380 It's because it was a black guy.
00:05:16.900 Hey, guys.
00:05:18.540 Bro, y'all are streamers.
00:05:21.220 Yo, that's...
00:05:22.080 That's Nico.
00:05:23.620 What's popping?
00:05:23.740 What's popping?
00:05:24.280 Oh, my God, bro!
00:05:26.280 Chad, do you see Zergus' ego?
00:05:27.740 No!
00:05:28.320 When they recognize me instead of him,
00:05:29.800 and Zergus like this, fuck it.
00:05:30.520 I'm not...
00:05:30.960 It's another cut.
00:05:33.800 I can feel it.
00:05:34.540 Whoa, shit.
00:05:34.560 Zergus and Sneakus.
00:05:35.520 Nico, I was just watching a podcast.
00:05:37.800 This feels like Soulja Boy
00:05:39.080 when he used to, like,
00:05:40.000 do fake titles on his songs.
00:05:41.520 You look like the ringtone Soulja Boy.
00:05:42.780 Zergus, you're dumb.
00:05:43.740 You're off coke, bro.
00:05:45.160 Be quiet.
00:05:45.900 You're kind of right.
00:05:47.100 Damn, man.
00:05:47.940 Yo, do you think Zergus
00:05:49.020 going to go to hell?
00:05:50.480 Bro, Sneakus,
00:05:51.280 I was just watching a podcast
00:05:52.580 with you on Pearl
00:05:54.280 dating a woman, bro.
00:05:55.740 You got riz, bro.
00:05:56.840 That's what I'm talking about,
00:05:57.940 so you should buy my dating course.
00:05:59.800 Do you have a dating course?
00:06:00.080 Yeah, dating course.
00:06:00.820 I don't need that.
00:06:01.500 I already got riz.
00:06:02.300 You got riz?
00:06:02.800 How many bitches you got?
00:06:03.660 I'm going to make one.
00:06:05.220 Shit.
00:06:05.740 Nigga, I ain't going to lie.
00:06:06.600 I don't got no bitches right now.
00:06:08.120 Do you want to take...
00:06:09.000 Take my daughter over here.
00:06:10.480 She's a nice Caucasian.
00:06:12.160 She's 21, and she's a virgin.
00:06:13.420 Would you marry her?
00:06:15.520 She's Caucasian.
00:06:16.460 She's a virgin.
00:06:17.080 No, I only date,
00:06:17.880 and within my race.
00:06:19.940 Whoa.
00:06:22.740 Yeah.
00:06:23.800 Mixed children are diseased mentally.
00:06:27.300 You said what?
00:06:28.220 Mixed children come out
00:06:29.460 all deformed and everything.
00:06:30.720 It's like when you have sex
00:06:31.660 with an incest daughter,
00:06:32.840 it's always going to be a messed up,
00:06:34.260 so stay within your race.
00:06:35.860 Yeah, for sure.
00:06:36.620 For sure.
00:06:37.060 Well, what should I do?
00:06:37.780 Because I'm mixed.
00:06:38.520 I'm like a bunch of...
00:06:40.140 Kill yourself, nigga!
00:06:41.260 I'm a cauldron of a bunch of garbage.
00:06:42.880 Do you think that he could say
00:06:43.600 nigga for a self?
00:06:44.520 What's up, nigga?
00:06:45.320 Fuck you going to do?
00:06:46.080 Nah.
00:06:46.640 I got to wait.
00:06:47.260 Nigga, come see me.
00:06:49.160 Bro, you can't fight, bro.
00:06:50.860 Ah, you got me.
00:06:52.200 Bro, you honestly...
00:06:53.080 Dude, the way you talk,
00:06:54.200 I just know you can fight.
00:06:55.340 Well, come meet me then.
00:06:56.420 I'll fucking smack you back
00:06:57.580 to 2001, soldier bitch.
00:07:02.200 That's corny, bro.
00:07:03.340 You think that's funny?
00:07:04.400 Yeah, it is funny
00:07:05.260 because I get paid
00:07:05.940 by millions of people
00:07:06.820 who watch me to say it, okay?
00:07:08.660 Dude, you actually look like
00:07:10.020 you're a time traveler right now.
00:07:11.120 You're for the money, bro.
00:07:13.060 You have no integrity, bro.
00:07:14.680 You say anything.
00:07:16.280 Nah, Zerka.
00:07:17.080 You don't know that.
00:07:17.680 You know what I'm saying?
00:07:18.240 He just...
00:07:18.780 Wait, if I'm from...
00:07:19.820 He just slabs his mouth
00:07:20.660 and he thinks,
00:07:21.860 you know what I'm saying?
00:07:22.380 People respect him, bro.
00:07:23.560 Nobody respects you.
00:07:24.780 You're a faggot.
00:07:25.960 You have no respect.
00:07:27.260 Nah, you're a straight faggot, bro.
00:07:29.960 It's sad, bro.
00:07:30.940 You have no respect.
00:07:32.500 Nah, I got nothing left.
00:07:32.880 Sneak don't actually respect
00:07:34.160 because he says...
00:07:35.040 Hey, I don't care.
00:07:36.040 These things come out of his mouth.
00:07:36.920 You're black.
00:07:37.820 You're literally black.
00:07:39.440 Why would I care about your opinion?
00:07:40.680 You're black.
00:07:41.400 We got to stick together
00:07:42.340 to destroy the white man.
00:07:42.820 Nobody cares about your opinion.
00:07:44.400 You're white.
00:07:45.100 You're no one cares about
00:07:45.360 these whiteys, man.
00:07:46.300 Listen, bro.
00:07:47.180 Don't make me crack the whip.
00:07:48.980 Whoa.
00:07:49.500 You said what?
00:07:50.040 I'm a racist.
00:07:51.380 Yeah, we got to jump him.
00:07:52.200 I'm KKK.
00:07:53.300 We got to jump him.
00:07:54.500 KKK.
00:07:55.320 That don't affect me, bro.
00:07:57.320 What do you mean
00:07:58.360 that don't affect you?
00:07:59.100 We black people get mad
00:08:00.640 about that type of stuff.
00:08:02.340 You know black is
00:08:03.940 the superior race, right?
00:08:05.420 That's a fact, man.
00:08:06.100 I mean, yeah.
00:08:06.740 My girl got fucked by a black dude.
00:08:09.180 She did?
00:08:09.820 That was.
00:08:10.320 We're stronger.
00:08:11.040 She said you picked one today.
00:08:12.680 We're stronger.
00:08:13.640 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:14.200 We have everything about us
00:08:15.860 is just better.
00:08:16.660 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:16.760 That's why you got to be
00:08:17.760 put in cages.
00:08:18.960 We have bigger penises.
00:08:20.640 Like, just come on.
00:08:21.740 Don't talk about penis
00:08:22.520 in front of my girl, bro.
00:08:23.540 Yeah, Sneeko, you're mixed,
00:08:24.680 so you got a little bit
00:08:25.820 of the black butt.
00:08:26.760 I'm black from the waist down.
00:08:29.380 You're black from the waist down.
00:08:30.600 Okay, okay.
00:08:31.200 Now it's getting gay.
00:08:32.080 All right, see you.
00:08:32.560 Bye.
00:08:33.340 He hated me, bro.
00:08:34.580 Yeah, he liked me, though.
00:08:35.480 Fucking nigga.
00:08:36.360 Yeah.
00:08:37.340 W nigga in the chat.
00:08:38.400 I'm loading a hard R for the next one.
00:08:40.460 We're not fucking around today.
00:08:43.400 What's up, Curtin?
00:08:44.200 Put it on your ugly-ass face.
00:08:49.640 Do you want my girlfriend in the back?
00:08:53.720 Oh, she raised her hand.
00:08:54.860 She was really...
00:08:55.500 I'm getting sighed right now.
00:08:56.960 This is Zerka's girl.
00:08:58.820 I'll watch.
00:09:00.680 I'm in Sneeko's.
00:09:02.740 When in Rome.
00:09:05.340 What the fuck?
00:09:06.340 Hunter Biden.
00:09:07.540 Zerka, this is you in three years, bro.
00:09:11.280 This is what you look like
00:09:12.580 when stream's over.
00:09:13.440 Yo, man.
00:09:14.860 What the fuck?
00:09:15.800 This guy's on all the coke.
00:09:17.360 Holy shit.
00:09:18.540 Bro, are you alive?
00:09:19.700 Take another hit.
00:09:21.020 You're on the final hit, dude.
00:09:22.640 Are you about to overdose
00:09:23.560 or you just finished overdosing?
00:09:24.960 This guy's seeing the angel wheels.
00:09:26.700 Are you nutting right now?
00:09:28.220 Finished!
00:09:30.060 Yo, bro.
00:09:30.880 What the fuck?
00:09:32.060 This looks like those...
00:09:33.060 Yo, you got that slime
00:09:34.660 like in those fucking kids' choice awards.
00:09:37.020 Yo, man.
00:09:38.700 Get out.
00:09:39.340 Get out.
00:09:39.740 Get off the bag and shit.
00:09:41.080 Take it off, bro.
00:09:41.800 You got my girl
00:09:44.000 a little hard and shit.
00:09:45.840 She's gonna spread her legs
00:09:46.860 the next one.
00:09:47.480 Yeah.
00:09:47.700 She's just hitting follow on that.
00:09:50.020 So why is it called Monkey?
00:09:51.600 Oh.
00:09:53.920 Yo, this nigga Luke.
00:09:55.560 What up, man?
00:09:56.180 Y'all YouTubers?
00:09:57.060 Hey, what's poppin', bro?
00:09:57.940 I used to be.
00:09:58.580 I got banned, though.
00:09:59.980 All right.
00:10:00.300 So look, I'm a rapper.
00:10:02.000 Me and my boy are rappers.
00:10:02.980 Yo, can you rap real quick?
00:10:03.980 Let's hear something.
00:10:05.180 All right, man.
00:10:06.420 Wait, that's Sneeko.
00:10:07.560 What's poppin', man?
00:10:08.320 We got a white rapper.
00:10:09.280 You guys are like,
00:10:09.920 what's the white rapper?
00:10:10.480 That's the moderator.
00:10:12.460 Are you the manager?
00:10:13.540 You take 10%?
00:10:14.580 Yeah.
00:10:15.120 No, we both rappers, man.
00:10:16.700 We in a group.
00:10:17.260 Oh, but that guy's Pigment.
00:10:19.000 Don't rap.
00:10:20.400 You said who?
00:10:21.000 You guys look like 50 Cent and Eminem.
00:10:23.260 That's what we is.
00:10:24.340 We slimmed him and Eminem.
00:10:26.580 You feel me?
00:10:27.140 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:10:28.440 Hey, you guys got a rapper name?
00:10:29.900 Can we give you one?
00:10:31.520 No, I got it.
00:10:32.820 We got rappers names.
00:10:33.340 You guys are a little ying-yang?
00:10:38.380 Bro, there's AIs.
00:10:39.700 There's fucking Sneeko, bro.
00:10:41.800 It's real, it's real.
00:10:42.600 If you rap good,
00:10:43.340 you can take my girlfriend.
00:10:45.780 We don't want your girl, man.
00:10:47.240 Didn't you watch her get fucked or some shit?
00:10:49.880 That was from three years ago.
00:10:51.620 Bro, who did you?
00:10:52.700 Hey, man.
00:10:54.040 Hey, man.
00:10:55.320 That was a sign.
00:10:56.680 That was an AI video.
00:10:57.720 That's not real.
00:10:59.000 Yo, girl posts content on Twitter, don't she?
00:11:01.500 Hey, yo, let me.
00:11:02.180 Yeah, yeah, your girl does, bro.
00:11:04.960 Let me show y'all my music.
00:11:07.460 No, no, rap now.
00:11:08.560 I don't want to hear it.
00:11:09.200 I want to see you rap now and then in real time.
00:11:11.100 Oh, shit.
00:11:11.560 Bad, bad.
00:11:12.980 Sneeko's got PTSD.
00:11:16.980 I'm going to say one of them verses that I just put out.
00:11:20.800 No, rap now, bro.
00:11:22.280 I don't want to.
00:11:22.760 Yo, why the fuck is that guy got a shirt off?
00:11:24.840 You guys on some faggot time.
00:11:26.320 You're alone with each other half naked.
00:11:28.820 What the fuck is this?
00:11:30.400 Bro, it's hot in this bitch.
00:11:31.540 No, why is it not hot enough for you, pasty white bitch?
00:11:35.020 We are in the hood, cut.
00:11:36.860 No, no, no.
00:11:37.760 You're the bottom.
00:11:38.580 You're the bottom.
00:11:39.220 When hood black people have their shirt off, it's like gangster and hard.
00:11:41.800 It's not gay.
00:11:42.060 Yeah, but they're in a basement with a little white boy.
00:11:44.980 Oh, this is getting gay as fuck, bro.
00:11:46.540 Okay, you guys are going to rap.
00:11:47.600 We got to go.
00:11:47.980 All right, all right.
00:11:48.580 I hate that gay shit.
00:11:53.500 Hello, Cenk.
00:11:56.220 As-salamu alaykum.
00:11:57.020 Cenk, you look like you should be kicked out of France.
00:11:59.220 Why are you ruining Paris, man?
00:12:04.640 I just want to have a coffee.
00:12:05.860 Like I went to Charlie's school of content.
00:12:10.160 Yeah, guys.
00:12:10.960 No, man.
00:12:13.520 D4.
00:12:17.600 Ayo, bitch.
00:12:18.060 D12.
00:12:19.140 Ayo, bitch.
00:12:20.040 Is that Sneeko?
00:12:21.080 Hey, man.
00:12:21.540 What's popping?
00:12:22.400 No, no, no, no.
00:12:23.120 This is not real.
00:12:24.000 It's real.
00:12:25.880 It's real.
00:12:26.500 Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:27.300 See, now I get my cook revenge because Zerka is not getting recognized.
00:12:30.600 Dude, this is serious.
00:12:32.020 It's serious.
00:12:32.560 It's real.
00:12:32.960 Yes.
00:12:33.120 No, no, no.
00:12:33.380 Hold on.
00:12:33.640 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:12:33.960 Yeah, keep on freaking out.
00:12:35.400 Stroke my ego more while Zerka watches.
00:12:37.420 Yeah.
00:12:38.260 But here's the catch.
00:12:39.440 It's 2018 Sneeko.
00:12:41.520 No, no, no.
00:12:41.980 I got to record this.
00:12:43.020 Dude, this is Sneeko.
00:12:44.800 Yeah, no.
00:12:45.160 See, it's amazing, right?
00:12:46.160 Isn't it?
00:12:46.780 It's incredible stuff happening.
00:12:48.480 Dude, I'm on Omegle with Sneeko, bro.
00:12:51.440 Yeah, you are, bro.
00:12:52.080 Turn your light on or you're just really black.
00:12:54.080 Hey, hey, say D4 again.
00:12:55.120 I'll turn my light on.
00:12:55.920 Say D4 again.
00:12:57.180 D4.
00:12:57.940 Now, turn on another light.
00:13:03.220 Bro.
00:13:03.820 Oh, okay.
00:13:04.680 Let's go.
00:13:05.020 Hey, bro.
00:13:05.740 Hey, bro.
00:13:06.080 I've been watching y'all for the longest, bro.
00:13:07.660 I've been laying down this whole time.
00:13:08.900 Why did you just make your voice deeper when you turned the light on?
00:13:10.980 You came out of a chef.
00:13:11.780 What, are you turning into a chef?
00:13:13.700 Huh?
00:13:14.220 No, that's my body.
00:13:14.800 It's like Kirby.
00:13:15.520 Bro, this is really Sneeko.
00:13:16.540 I thought this was fake at first.
00:13:18.240 Hey, hey.
00:13:18.780 So, so, so, so.
00:13:19.740 Here, watch this.
00:13:20.440 This is the power clips.
00:13:21.580 Where do I stream?
00:13:23.540 Huh?
00:13:24.160 Where do I stream?
00:13:24.960 What website?
00:13:25.940 On Twitch.
00:13:26.720 See what I'm saying?
00:13:27.240 The fuck?
00:13:27.620 That's why you need to clip everything because, like, all these people, they have no idea.
00:13:30.360 They freak out and they've never watched one of my streams.
00:13:32.560 Like, even.
00:13:32.980 You're, like, flexing that they can't be boosting your account right now.
00:13:38.160 Watch, they're going to freak out.
00:13:39.460 Oh, shit.
00:13:40.120 Oh, my God.
00:13:40.760 They look like us.
00:13:41.680 No, we're going to lose the viewers.
00:13:42.960 Okay, go ahead.
00:13:44.780 Do your thing.
00:13:47.780 Hello, Kazakhstan.
00:13:51.920 Turkey.
00:13:52.400 This should be good.
00:13:54.880 She's distracting me in the middle of my head.
00:14:01.680 Okay.
00:14:02.860 It's Islamic Uni, bro.
00:14:04.760 We need to get a girl.
00:14:05.640 Victoria.
00:14:08.420 Hello, Victoria.
00:14:09.500 Hey, this Nico, bro.
00:14:11.400 What's popping, man?
00:14:12.920 Hey, what the fuck are you doing on here, nigga?
00:14:15.880 I don't know, nigga.
00:14:16.700 So, where do I stream?
00:14:17.580 Do you know what website, nigga?
00:14:19.440 Huh?
00:14:20.100 What website do I stream on?
00:14:22.400 Uh, I don't know.
00:14:23.680 I don't know you like that, but.
00:14:24.820 See what I'm saying?
00:14:25.520 Isn't that crazy?
00:14:27.720 You need to get some clippers.
00:14:29.020 No, no.
00:14:29.460 When I meet people on the street, they go, I don't know where I saw you, but I saw you.
00:14:32.660 I was like, oh, what the fuck?
00:14:34.220 There we go.
00:14:34.940 There we go.
00:14:35.440 Leah, small.
00:14:36.240 How small, bitch?
00:14:37.860 Hey.
00:14:38.580 Hey, Leah.
00:14:39.280 Hey.
00:14:40.100 How you doing?
00:14:40.840 Which one of us is more attractive?
00:14:42.220 NASA.
00:14:43.380 I just see the cute-ass girl in the background.
00:14:45.320 I fuck with her, though.
00:14:46.420 Okay, okay.
00:14:47.000 But she's one of our girlfriends, so you can have a three-way with one of us, but you don't
00:14:49.960 know which one.
00:14:50.760 Well, I can't see either of you, so how about you like back to see me?
00:14:52.940 So, let's just step in a little bit.
00:14:54.380 Oh, okay.
00:14:55.020 You want to see me?
00:14:55.800 Yeah, I'm ten times prettier than you.
00:14:58.340 Back up.
00:14:59.360 You back it up.
00:15:00.400 Yeah, bend over.
00:15:01.440 We'll back up.
00:15:03.820 Listen, I'll give you a 360.
00:15:05.820 Just back up so I can rate you.
00:15:07.380 Okay, well, you give us a little 360, and then-
00:15:10.060 Okay, would you suck dick?
00:15:13.040 What the fuck?
00:15:14.160 Yes.
00:15:14.700 What?
00:15:16.420 Wait, me or him?
00:15:18.100 Fuck.
00:15:18.720 I think I already know.
00:15:20.860 Is your camera off?
00:15:22.560 Why do people keep saying that?
00:15:23.520 Because you're out of the camera view.
00:15:26.360 So, literally, both of you are like this.
00:15:28.380 All I can see is in between.
00:15:29.600 Oh, how about now?
00:15:31.160 Would you suck dick now?
00:15:32.360 Okay, so I can see the one in the hat.
00:15:34.240 No, baby.
00:15:35.480 See, that's what I'm saying.
00:15:36.400 I can see the one in the hat.
00:15:37.760 Yeah, well, the light's going to be off anyway.
00:15:39.520 Now do you see me?
00:15:41.540 Yeah.
00:15:42.260 Okay.
00:15:42.680 Would you hit that?
00:15:43.440 Are you sucking my dick?
00:15:44.200 I like that laugh.
00:15:48.220 I kind of like the guy in the hat.
00:15:51.420 Hey, yo, bitch.
00:15:53.480 You kind of like me more?
00:15:55.400 Well, get to sucking, bitch.
00:15:57.460 Get the fuck out of here.
00:15:58.580 This is my bitch.
00:15:59.380 No.
00:16:01.240 Hey, fuck this.
00:16:02.120 But you know NASA means deception anyway.
00:16:03.860 Space is fake.
00:16:04.760 Fucking goy, bitch.
00:16:07.180 Hey, yo.
00:16:07.860 So, how old are you?
00:16:08.680 Here we go.
00:16:09.780 Oh, we should have asked that earlier.
00:16:11.600 Before.
00:16:11.960 What did you say?
00:16:12.260 How old?
00:16:12.440 Yeah, probably.
00:16:14.000 Probably.
00:16:14.440 Wait, how old did you say?
00:16:15.400 No, skip.
00:16:16.740 Skip, don't let her be the bitch.
00:16:18.080 How old?
00:16:18.560 No, I don't want to go.
00:16:19.460 I don't want to go.
00:16:20.080 I don't get said.
00:16:21.540 Bitch, don't you fucking.
00:16:22.500 How old?
00:16:22.820 Scream it.
00:16:23.360 Scream it.
00:16:23.520 Don't answer it, bitch.
00:16:24.460 I'll save you.
00:16:24.600 I'll save you.
00:16:25.040 I'll never date you if you answer it.
00:16:26.080 I don't care that you think he's.
00:16:26.960 Oh, she's drinking.
00:16:27.640 I don't care.
00:16:28.460 You don't got to date me.
00:16:29.160 I didn't ask for a man.
00:16:30.120 I was just writing y'all.
00:16:31.240 Well, I asked for a throat.
00:16:32.520 How's your day?
00:16:35.040 What?
00:16:35.660 How's your day, my throat?
00:16:37.020 You're losing her.
00:16:38.640 Fucking amazing.
00:16:40.200 How about you?
00:16:40.600 I had no idea who purchases Fireball, but now I know.
00:16:48.080 Okay, so I've never drank alone.
00:16:50.500 Have you?
00:16:51.120 No.
00:16:51.620 Oh, she's technically not alone.
00:16:52.720 Wait, so how old are you?
00:16:54.760 19.
00:16:55.540 Oh, fuck.
00:16:56.500 Why did I lose you?
00:16:57.680 19.
00:16:58.240 Wait, Leah Small, how big are you?
00:16:59.620 Because you're looking a little big now.
00:17:00.920 I can make fun of you now because you don't like me as much.
00:17:02.680 But can we get a 360?
00:17:03.660 Because we just backed up and you rated us.
00:17:06.940 Five-three.
00:17:08.540 Five-three.
00:17:09.100 Oh, you look like a nurse.
00:17:09.860 Can we see an outfit of the day?
00:17:11.020 So am I fucking or no?
00:17:12.480 Wait, hold on.
00:17:12.940 I want to see the outfit of the day so I can fuck it first.
00:17:14.580 I can't even know.
00:17:16.400 Oh, she likes me.
00:17:18.120 Oh, wow.
00:17:18.580 Okay, step back a little bit and give us a little twirl.
00:17:21.700 You don't see it all.
00:17:22.500 I got you.
00:17:23.060 The fuck?
00:17:25.640 Okay.
00:17:26.240 All right.
00:17:26.840 All right.
00:17:27.120 Now take it off.
00:17:27.880 How did I lose that one?
00:17:29.160 Now take it off.
00:17:32.640 Get it.
00:17:34.520 No, take it off.
00:17:35.520 Go talk.
00:17:35.900 Go to Skip?
00:17:37.600 No, no.
00:17:38.680 Let's keep farming.
00:17:39.360 No.
00:17:39.820 Hey, we should all take a piece of clothing.
00:17:42.000 What the fuck are you interrupting me for?
00:17:44.360 I think we should all take a piece of clothing off.
00:17:46.640 Okay?
00:17:47.040 I'll start.
00:17:48.160 I think you should answer my question.
00:17:52.860 All right.
00:17:53.360 Yeah, I'll answer your question.
00:17:54.340 Go.
00:17:54.540 You like the hat guy more than him, right?
00:17:57.760 I'm a what?
00:17:58.420 You like me more, right?
00:18:00.240 Yeah, you're kind of cute.
00:18:02.040 You're kind of cute, too.
00:18:03.200 You like the beard?
00:18:05.360 Yeah.
00:18:06.020 Nice.
00:18:06.520 I'm getting PTSD.
00:18:07.480 No, no, no.
00:18:07.880 Don't leave.
00:18:08.240 Don't leave.
00:18:08.580 So what do you want to do?
00:18:11.060 Wait, where do you have PTSD from?
00:18:12.400 What position are we going to do?
00:18:13.560 Well, hold on.
00:18:13.940 I want to talk about her trauma because I can't fuck anymore.
00:18:16.060 What did you have PTSD from?
00:18:18.340 No.
00:18:19.100 Nice.
00:18:19.440 I made her laugh.
00:18:20.260 Bringing it back.
00:18:20.860 It's fine.
00:18:21.200 It's fine.
00:18:21.380 I'd like to talk trauma before I fuck, too.
00:18:23.780 Are you sure about that?
00:18:25.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:25.800 Go really heavy with it.
00:18:27.240 We're deep hours.
00:18:28.500 Go heavy with it.
00:18:29.760 Where did your father judge you?
00:18:31.400 So I know how to whisper into your ear when I deep stroke.
00:18:33.560 Tell me.
00:18:35.020 That's kinky.
00:18:36.780 Oh, my God.
00:18:37.580 Did that shit break?
00:18:38.340 Oh, no, it didn't.
00:18:39.060 Okay, get to the point, lady.
00:18:43.260 Suck it here.
00:18:44.300 No, that's what you're doing.
00:18:45.420 Tell me.
00:18:48.740 All right, trauma.
00:18:49.920 I shot somebody in the head.
00:18:51.740 Trauma.
00:18:52.280 You could suck his dick.
00:18:53.480 What the fuck?
00:18:56.360 Beat, rape, and tortured me for three months straight.
00:19:00.000 Trauma.
00:19:00.520 My father beat me as a child.
00:19:02.640 My mother watched.
00:19:04.060 Trauma.
00:19:05.580 Been in a lot of fucked up situations.
00:19:07.420 Had to protect myself.
00:19:08.840 There was nobody there to protect me.
00:19:10.880 Wait, wait.
00:19:11.260 Let's start with shooting somebody in the head.
00:19:13.340 Who did you shoot in the head?
00:19:14.280 Head show.
00:19:15.120 My best friend.
00:19:16.140 Why?
00:19:17.640 I didn't mean to.
00:19:18.660 I was young, playing with a gun that he had stolen from somebody, and it misfired.
00:19:21.920 Because it was a homemade gun.
00:19:24.860 But did they ever respond?
00:19:28.780 Do what?
00:19:30.080 Did they respond?
00:19:32.300 They're dead.
00:19:33.680 Oh.
00:19:35.320 This is his necklace.
00:19:36.460 This is the necklace he gave me for my birthday, actually.
00:19:38.840 It used to be his.
00:19:39.980 Nice.
00:19:40.500 I wear it every day now.
00:19:41.720 Jesus is king.
00:19:42.800 Are you trolling us?
00:19:44.940 No, this is true.
00:19:46.020 No, this is dead ass.
00:19:47.280 You can look my real name up on fucking, like, the internet, and it'll come up.
00:19:51.800 Oh, like, no school?
00:19:52.720 This is what happens.
00:19:53.580 Like, this is people who drink fireball.
00:19:55.120 They didn't start.
00:19:55.920 Wait, so how old were you when you no school?
00:19:58.560 I didn't start drinking like this until after his death correction.
00:20:02.820 I was not drunk or high.
00:20:03.960 I told you.
00:20:04.500 We have the same story.
00:20:05.840 Yeah.
00:20:05.980 My best friend stopped to death.
00:20:07.280 I started drinking, doing drugs, and then going to jail.
00:20:09.680 We have the same story.
00:20:10.660 You just stabbed him to death?
00:20:12.520 Yeah.
00:20:12.760 Oh, you guys can trauma bond now.
00:20:14.540 Well, mine was in as an adult.
00:20:15.760 Yours was, how old?
00:20:16.880 Yeah.
00:20:17.340 How old were you?
00:20:18.440 You were a child?
00:20:20.240 Yeah, I was young.
00:20:21.620 Yeah, that's way worse.
00:20:23.460 Yours is worse.
00:20:23.880 I was.
00:20:26.140 Still waiting on that trial.
00:20:27.600 Had to go to jail for a night.
00:20:30.060 Yeah, she was.
00:20:31.760 Yeah.
00:20:32.120 I was on probation at the actual time when everything happened because I was in juvenile prior to
00:20:38.240 that.
00:20:38.720 So, like, I don't need to, like, burst the cloud, but, like, are we fucking?
00:20:44.020 Yeah, we fucking.
00:20:45.580 We trauma bond here, goddamn.
00:20:47.820 Let's go.
00:20:48.440 All right.
00:20:48.740 I hope there's no guns in the room because.
00:20:50.820 Yeah.
00:20:51.320 Well, there'll be one gun, but.
00:20:53.080 Yeah, don't misfire.
00:20:53.940 Hey, yo, bitch.
00:20:55.120 How are you allowed to own this after that?
00:20:56.880 Oh, don't you point.
00:20:57.760 What the?
00:20:58.560 Yeah, you need to go to jail.
00:20:59.900 Report her.
00:21:00.400 Yeah, okay.
00:21:01.720 I'm calling the police.
00:21:02.580 Yeah, you killed that person.
00:21:03.640 All right.
00:21:07.000 Peace.
00:21:07.520 How is she allowed to own a weapon after that?
00:21:09.580 Yeah, and why is she flexing that she killed someone?
00:21:11.720 I could kill someone.
00:21:12.220 I don't think she was flexing.
00:21:13.280 We had to, like.
00:21:14.300 Bro, she's literally said, I know.
00:21:15.740 Scoop that fucking.
00:21:16.660 Yo, are you jerking off right now?
00:21:18.280 Bro, you look like every unemployed person on earth.
00:21:21.720 You know how they never make it out of bed?
00:21:23.400 The guy walking on the highway from the gas station.
00:21:25.200 What up, though?
00:21:25.860 Hey, what up, though?
00:21:27.320 Who's that little freak in the back?
00:21:29.120 Hey, don't worry about it, man.
00:21:30.260 Don't talk to her.
00:21:31.040 That's my sister.
00:21:33.180 Bro, that's my sister.
00:21:34.720 Oh.
00:21:35.420 Yeah.
00:21:36.100 Oh, that's your sister?
00:21:37.300 Yeah.
00:21:37.820 Did you want to bend her over?
00:21:38.800 My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:21:40.820 Yeah.
00:21:41.500 Hey, don't wait to her.
00:21:43.640 Don't talk to her.
00:21:45.080 Yeah, don't.
00:21:45.920 Yo, you can't talk to her.
00:21:47.000 No, no, no.
00:21:48.920 She don't like black guys.
00:21:50.880 She don't like black guys.
00:21:52.720 No, no, she likes.
00:21:53.980 I'm not black, dude.
00:21:55.080 That's good.
00:21:55.920 Race mixing is bad.
00:21:57.040 It's destroying society.
00:21:57.960 I'm white.
00:21:58.080 I'm white.
00:21:58.360 I'm white.
00:21:58.700 You're white.
00:21:59.620 Prove it.
00:22:00.120 Yeah.
00:22:00.520 Prove it.
00:22:02.060 I just bleach my skin.
00:22:03.140 He famous, bro.
00:22:04.140 Do you know what bleach is, retard?
00:22:05.480 Bleach makes your skin white.
00:22:06.560 You famous?
00:22:07.480 Where your guns at, nigga?
00:22:08.640 You just over, bitch.
00:22:09.820 Shut up.
00:22:10.120 You famous, bro?
00:22:11.000 That's Nico.
00:22:11.360 No, no, no.
00:22:12.020 It's Nico game.
00:22:12.920 That's Nico.
00:22:13.520 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:22:16.240 Oh.
00:22:17.540 Okay, we're done.
00:22:23.260 That's it.
00:22:23.700 Is it your job?