SNEAKO - July 15, 2023


SNEAKO & Zherka Meet Future Zherka On Monkey!

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Sneeko Zergus Zerka Dude Nigga Hunter Biden Soulja Boy Eminem Y'all YouTubers Leah Small Fireball Charlie Zucker Omegle Twitch Chris Beast Kirby Scoop Zerg and 4 more
SNEAKO & Zherka Humiliate OF Girls On Matan's Panel SNEAKO Shocked By REAL JINN STORY!

Episode Stats


Length

22 minutes

Words per minute

192.01

Word count

4,302

Sentence count

923

Harmful content

Misogyny

67

sentences flagged

Toxicity

385

sentences flagged

Hate speech

94

sentences flagged


Summary

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On this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by a special guest, a friend of the family, and a guest of a friend. They discuss a variety of topics such as: the recent death of Kobe Bryant, the recent passing of Kobe s daughter, and the current state of the NFL.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 When in Rome. 1.00
00:00:02 What the fuck, Hunter Biden? 1.00
00:00:04 Yo. 1.00
00:00:04 Zucker, this is you in three years, bro.
00:00:08 This is what you look like when stream's over.
00:00:10 Yeah. 0.99
00:00:11 Yo, man, what the fuck? 1.00
00:00:12 This guy's on all the coke. 1.00
00:00:14 Holy shit. 1.00
00:00:15 Bro, are you alive? 1.00
00:00:16 Take another hit. 0.95
00:00:18 Take it.
00:00:18 You're on the final hit, dude.
00:00:19 Are you about to overdose or you just finished overdosing?
00:00:22 This guy's seeing the angel wheels. 0.98
00:00:23 Are you nutting right now?
00:00:25 Finished! 1.00
00:00:27 Yo, bro, what the fuck? 1.00
00:00:29 This looks like those... 1.00
00:00:30 Yo, you got that slime like in those fucking kids' choice awards. 1.00
00:00:34 Yo, man. 1.00
00:00:35 Get out, get out. 0.99
00:00:36 Get out.
00:00:37 Take it off, bro.
00:00:39 Okay, monkey time.
00:00:40 Do you mind moving over?
00:00:42 So we're gonna... 1.00
00:00:42 No, no, we need her in the fucking shot for the... 1.00
00:00:44 And monkey too? 1.00
00:00:45 They can't fit monkeys all small.
00:00:46 It's not gonna...
00:00:47 It doesn't fit, remember?
00:00:48 Okay, fine.
00:00:48 Fine, fine, fine.
00:00:49 You know what?
00:00:50 Yeah, on the couch.
00:00:50 Thank you.
00:00:51 Yeah.
00:00:51 I wish I could send her to get us some cigarettes. 0.98
00:00:54 Dude, I just fucking love this girl. 0.99
00:00:56 She's so quiet. 0.98
00:00:57 I forgot she was here.
00:00:57 Yeah, I forgot she was here too.
00:00:59 She's like...
00:00:59 Oh, you're perfect.
00:01:02 You look great right there. 1.00
00:01:05 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00
00:01:06 Yeah, my bad. 1.00
00:01:06 My bad.
00:01:07 I forgot that. 1.00
00:01:07 Why are you pretending like we'll get more views with your fucking... 1.00
00:01:09 Hello? 1.00
00:01:10 Shut up. 1.00
00:01:10 Get in the shot. 1.00
00:01:14 Hi, it's me again.
00:01:18 Hi.
00:01:19 What's up?
00:01:20 You got any more energy? 1.00
00:01:21 Three seconds to respond, you fucking retard. 1.00
00:01:23 I said you're a fucking retard for responding late. 1.00
00:01:29 Let's go fast forward. 1.00
00:01:30 Tess, Tess.
00:01:31 Oh, my bad.
00:01:33 Yeah, okay.
00:01:34 It's getting better.
00:01:34 How's your day?
00:01:38 I'm good. 1.00
00:01:39 Oh, so now you want to talk like a faggot. 1.00
00:01:43 I'm sorry about him. 1.00
00:01:45 He's a little bit autistic.
00:01:46 He took some Adderall before this. 1.00
00:01:52 You see, if a girl's legs are like that, she's horny. 1.00
00:01:54 You see it? 0.99
00:01:55 Yeah, she stops. 1.00
00:01:56 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:01:57 I'm sorry. 0.98
00:01:58 No, I'm sorry.
00:01:58 No, no, no, no.
00:01:59 Take it off.
00:02:00 Take it off.
00:02:01 Take it off.
00:02:01 Take it off.
00:02:01 No, no.
00:02:02 We don't have to ask.
00:02:03 How do you?
00:02:06 16.
00:02:07 Yeah.
00:02:08 Take it off.
00:02:08 Take it off. 1.00
00:02:09 Fuck, I told you, bro. 1.00
00:02:10 They stared on again. 1.00
00:02:12 Again, bro.
00:02:13 Two seconds of monkey.
00:02:14 Oh, my God.
00:02:15 Why are you calling him a monkey?
00:02:16 And now it's a plan.
00:02:17 No, no. 0.99
00:02:18 I didn't say you're a nigga. 0.99
00:02:19 Take it off. 1.00
00:02:20 Come back, monkey. 0.90
00:02:22 Oh, you aged up. 1.00
00:02:25 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:27 You look like, I'm not going to do this. 1.00
00:02:30 Take it off.
00:02:31 That was a kid.
00:02:35 Yo, you look like the dude.
00:02:38 You look like the dude. 1.00
00:02:39 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00
00:02:40 Yo, you look like the dude who invested all of his coin in Lil Pump. 1.00
00:02:45 That shit was so funny. 1.00
00:02:49 Bro, you roasted the fuck out of him. 1.00
00:02:50 Damn, wait. 1.00
00:02:51 You got to clap back. 1.00
00:02:52 He tried to make fun of you, man.
00:02:52 No, you won.
00:02:53 You won.
00:02:53 You won.
00:02:54 You won.
00:02:54 Do you want to meet my sister?
00:02:57 No, bro.
00:02:57 I'm too late, bro.
00:02:59 What would you rate this woman on a scale of one through ten? 0.99
00:03:01 I got a girlfriend.
00:03:02 I can't do that. 1.00
00:03:03 Ah, don't be a fucking bitch. 1.00
00:03:05 I fought with a hat. 1.00
00:03:05 Yo, Miami.
00:03:06 What's the name of Miami?
00:03:07 What happened to Miami?
00:03:08 Oh, is that a threat?
00:03:09 That's Vegas.
00:03:10 That's not...
00:03:10 No, check it out.
00:03:11 What do you think of Chinese people?
00:03:13 Yeah, ching-chong. 1.00
00:03:15 Whoa, that's a...
00:03:16 I don't think nothing of them.
00:03:18 What do you mean?
00:03:19 You don't think nothing of Chinese people?
00:03:21 You've never thought about a Chinese person before? 1.00
00:03:23 Ever called one a faggot? 1.00
00:03:24 Come on. 1.00
00:03:26 Bro, what?
00:03:27 You're gonna get canceled.
00:03:29 By who? 1.00
00:03:29 Faggots or chinks? 1.00
00:03:30 Come on, man. 1.00
00:03:32 Bro, you can't say that. 0.97
00:03:33 Nigga, chill. 1.00
00:03:34 Faggots can't cancel. 1.00
00:03:35 Quit being a nigga and say faggot. 1.00
00:03:37 No, I'm not saying that. 1.00
00:03:38 All right. 0.99
00:03:39 We gotta do some kike shit. 1.00
00:03:41 No, no. 0.99
00:03:42 Hey! 0.99
00:03:43 Bro, disavow.
00:03:44 Disavow. 0.74
00:03:45 You lying.
00:03:46 That's not no sneak-up.
00:03:47 Do you want to take my wife? 1.00
00:03:50 I've never spoken to a tarantula.
00:03:53 No, that's...
00:03:53 Can you marry my cousin?
00:03:55 My hair is wet.
00:03:56 Chill out.
00:03:57 Oh.
00:03:58 I mean, not really.
00:03:59 I mean, I don't know.
00:04:01 I really just want to say what's up, 1.00
00:04:02 because you kind of seem like an asshole, 1.00
00:04:04 but I've seen some of your videos. 1.00
00:04:05 I fuck with you on a lot of shit. 1.00
00:04:06 I agree. 1.00
00:04:07 I'm an asshole? 1.00
00:04:07 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:04:08 I'm offering you a woman right now. 0.83
00:04:10 Not that.
00:04:11 I'm just saying, like, sometimes...
00:04:12 I mean, like, a lot of times I agree with you, 1.00
00:04:14 but sometimes you be saying some bullshit. 1.00
00:04:16 Name one thing I said that's bullshit. 1.00
00:04:18 Nigga, I ain't finna sit here and hate. 1.00
00:04:20 I don't remember.
00:04:21 I don't remember you.
00:04:23 Imagine having feelings of a man you've never met 1.00
00:04:25 being an asshole, 1.00
00:04:26 and you don't have any justification. 1.00
00:04:27 No, I'm not saying... 1.00
00:04:29 I ain't saying I don't fuck with you. 1.00
00:04:30 I'm just saying, like, 0.99
00:04:30 sometimes I agree with you. 1.00
00:04:32 Sometimes you say some fucked up shit. 1.00
00:04:34 Your hair looks like Cheetos. 1.00
00:04:39 Hell yeah,
00:04:39 it's got a natural,
00:04:40 different color.
00:04:43 You destroyed his hair.
00:04:45 Don't look at him.
00:04:46 Okay, okay.
00:04:47 I know I like you, bro.
00:04:48 It's over.
00:04:48 Why don't you throw that vape out right now? 0.82
00:04:50 You know that vape is killing you 1.00
00:04:51 and it's turning you trans? 0.99
00:04:54 I mean, yeah, 1.00
00:04:55 I mean, I guess I'm a dumbass right now, 0.98
00:04:56 but I mean, 0.99
00:04:57 I'm just cooling, gang.
00:04:58 I don't know.
00:04:58 Every single hit is making you closer
00:05:00 to becoming Chris from Mr. Beast.
00:05:01 I promise.
00:05:05 Spit that out.
00:05:05 You didn't inhale that one, huh?
00:05:07 Hey,
00:05:08 I heard that.
00:05:09 I bet I won't inhale it no more.
00:05:11 All right.
00:05:11 Come on the camera, Zerg. 0.99
00:05:12 You can't even see.
00:05:13 Yeah.
00:05:13 Back up a little bit. 0.92
00:05:14 It's because it was a black guy.
00:05:16 Hey, guys. 0.79
00:05:18 Bro, y'all are streamers.
00:05:21 Yo, that's...
00:05:22 That's Nico.
00:05:23 What's popping?
00:05:23 What's popping?
00:05:24 Oh, my God, bro!
00:05:26 Chad, do you see Zergus' ego?
00:05:27 No!
00:05:28 When they recognize me instead of him, 1.00
00:05:29 and Zergus like this, fuck it. 1.00
00:05:30 I'm not... 1.00
00:05:30 It's another cut.
00:05:33 I can feel it. 1.00
00:05:34 Whoa, shit. 1.00
00:05:34 Zergus and Sneakus. 1.00
00:05:35 Nico, I was just watching a podcast.
00:05:37 This feels like Soulja Boy
00:05:39 when he used to, like,
00:05:40 do fake titles on his songs.
00:05:41 You look like the ringtone Soulja Boy. 1.00
00:05:42 Zergus, you're dumb. 1.00
00:05:43 You're off coke, bro. 1.00
00:05:45 Be quiet.
00:05:45 You're kind of right. 1.00
00:05:47 Damn, man. 0.99
00:05:47 Yo, do you think Zergus 1.00
00:05:49 going to go to hell? 0.95
00:05:50 Bro, Sneakus, 0.98
00:05:51 I was just watching a podcast
00:05:52 with you on Pearl
00:05:54 dating a woman, bro.
00:05:55 You got riz, bro.
00:05:56 That's what I'm talking about,
00:05:57 so you should buy my dating course.
00:05:59 Do you have a dating course?
00:06:00 Yeah, dating course.
00:06:00 I don't need that.
00:06:01 I already got riz.
00:06:02 You got riz? 1.00
00:06:02 How many bitches you got? 1.00
00:06:03 I'm going to make one. 1.00
00:06:05 Shit. 1.00
00:06:05 Nigga, I ain't going to lie. 1.00
00:06:06 I don't got no bitches right now. 1.00
00:06:08 Do you want to take... 0.99
00:06:09 Take my daughter over here. 1.00
00:06:10 She's a nice Caucasian. 1.00
00:06:12 She's 21, and she's a virgin.
00:06:13 Would you marry her?
00:06:15 She's Caucasian. 0.93
00:06:16 She's a virgin.
00:06:17 No, I only date,
00:06:17 and within my race.
00:06:19 Whoa.
00:06:22 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:23 Mixed children are diseased mentally. 1.00
00:06:27 You said what? 1.00
00:06:28 Mixed children come out
00:06:29 all deformed and everything. 1.00
00:06:30 It's like when you have sex 1.00
00:06:31 with an incest daughter, 0.98
00:06:32 it's always going to be a messed up,
00:06:34 so stay within your race.
00:06:35 Yeah, for sure.
00:06:36 For sure.
00:06:37 Well, what should I do?
00:06:37 Because I'm mixed.
00:06:38 I'm like a bunch of... 1.00
00:06:40 Kill yourself, nigga! 1.00
00:06:41 I'm a cauldron of a bunch of garbage. 1.00
00:06:42 Do you think that he could say 1.00
00:06:43 nigga for a self? 0.99
00:06:44 What's up, nigga? 1.00
00:06:45 Fuck you going to do? 1.00
00:06:46 Nah. 1.00
00:06:46 I got to wait.
00:06:47 Nigga, come see me. 1.00
00:06:49 Bro, you can't fight, bro.
00:06:50 Ah, you got me.
00:06:52 Bro, you honestly...
00:06:53 Dude, the way you talk,
00:06:54 I just know you can fight.
00:06:55 Well, come meet me then. 1.00
00:06:56 I'll fucking smack you back 1.00
00:06:57 to 2001, soldier bitch. 1.00
00:07:02 That's corny, bro. 1.00
00:07:03 You think that's funny?
00:07:04 Yeah, it is funny
00:07:05 because I get paid
00:07:05 by millions of people
00:07:06 who watch me to say it, okay?
00:07:08 Dude, you actually look like
00:07:10 you're a time traveler right now.
00:07:11 You're for the money, bro.
00:07:13 You have no integrity, bro.
00:07:14 You say anything.
00:07:16 Nah, Zerka. 0.73
00:07:17 You don't know that.
00:07:17 You know what I'm saying?
00:07:18 He just...
00:07:18 Wait, if I'm from...
00:07:19 He just slabs his mouth
00:07:20 and he thinks,
00:07:21 you know what I'm saying?
00:07:22 People respect him, bro.
00:07:23 Nobody respects you. 1.00
00:07:24 You're a faggot. 1.00
00:07:25 You have no respect. 1.00
00:07:27 Nah, you're a straight faggot, bro. 1.00
00:07:29 It's sad, bro. 1.00
00:07:30 You have no respect.
00:07:32 Nah, I got nothing left.
00:07:32 Sneak don't actually respect 1.00
00:07:34 because he says...
00:07:35 Hey, I don't care.
00:07:36 These things come out of his mouth. 1.00
00:07:36 You're black. 1.00
00:07:37 You're literally black. 1.00
00:07:39 Why would I care about your opinion? 1.00
00:07:40 You're black. 1.00
00:07:41 We got to stick together 1.00
00:07:42 to destroy the white man. 1.00
00:07:42 Nobody cares about your opinion. 1.00
00:07:44 You're white. 0.99
00:07:45 You're no one cares about 0.99
00:07:45 these whiteys, man. 0.81
00:07:46 Listen, bro. 0.97
00:07:47 Don't make me crack the whip.
00:07:48 Whoa.
00:07:49 You said what?
00:07:50 I'm a racist. 0.96
00:07:51 Yeah, we got to jump him. 0.97
00:07:52 I'm KKK. 0.90
00:07:53 We got to jump him.
00:07:54 KKK.
00:07:55 That don't affect me, bro.
00:07:57 What do you mean
00:07:58 that don't affect you? 0.97
00:07:59 We black people get mad 0.95
00:08:00 about that type of stuff. 0.98
00:08:02 You know black is 0.80
00:08:03 the superior race, right? 0.97
00:08:05 That's a fact, man.
00:08:06 I mean, yeah. 1.00
00:08:06 My girl got fucked by a black dude. 1.00
00:08:09 She did? 1.00
00:08:09 That was.
00:08:10 We're stronger.
00:08:11 She said you picked one today.
00:08:12 We're stronger.
00:08:13 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:14 We have everything about us
00:08:15 is just better.
00:08:16 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:16 That's why you got to be
00:08:17 put in cages. 1.00
00:08:18 We have bigger penises. 1.00
00:08:20 Like, just come on. 1.00
00:08:21 Don't talk about penis 1.00
00:08:22 in front of my girl, bro. 1.00
00:08:23 Yeah, Sneeko, you're mixed, 1.00
00:08:24 so you got a little bit 1.00
00:08:25 of the black butt. 1.00
00:08:26 I'm black from the waist down. 1.00
00:08:29 You're black from the waist down. 0.99
00:08:30 Okay, okay. 0.99
00:08:31 Now it's getting gay. 0.99
00:08:32 All right, see you. 0.97
00:08:32 Bye.
00:08:33 He hated me, bro.
00:08:34 Yeah, he liked me, though. 1.00
00:08:35 Fucking nigga. 1.00
00:08:36 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:37 W nigga in the chat. 1.00
00:08:38 I'm loading a hard R for the next one. 0.99
00:08:40 We're not fucking around today. 0.91
00:08:43 What's up, Curtin? 1.00
00:08:44 Put it on your ugly-ass face. 1.00
00:08:49 Do you want my girlfriend in the back? 1.00
00:08:53 Oh, she raised her hand.
00:08:54 She was really...
00:08:55 I'm getting sighed right now.
00:08:56 This is Zerka's girl.
00:08:58 I'll watch.
00:09:00 I'm in Sneeko's. 0.81
00:09:02 When in Rome. 1.00
00:09:05 What the fuck? 1.00
00:09:06 Hunter Biden. 1.00
00:09:07 Zerka, this is you in three years, bro.
00:09:11 This is what you look like
00:09:12 when stream's over.
00:09:13 Yo, man. 1.00
00:09:14 What the fuck? 1.00
00:09:15 This guy's on all the coke. 1.00
00:09:17 Holy shit. 1.00
00:09:18 Bro, are you alive? 1.00
00:09:19 Take another hit.
00:09:21 You're on the final hit, dude.
00:09:22 Are you about to overdose
00:09:23 or you just finished overdosing?
00:09:24 This guy's seeing the angel wheels. 0.99
00:09:26 Are you nutting right now?
00:09:28 Finished! 0.96
00:09:30 Yo, bro. 1.00
00:09:30 What the fuck? 1.00
00:09:32 This looks like those... 1.00
00:09:33 Yo, you got that slime 1.00
00:09:34 like in those fucking kids' choice awards. 1.00
00:09:37 Yo, man. 1.00
00:09:38 Get out.
00:09:39 Get out. 1.00
00:09:39 Get off the bag and shit. 1.00
00:09:41 Take it off, bro. 1.00
00:09:41 You got my girl 1.00
00:09:44 a little hard and shit. 1.00
00:09:45 She's gonna spread her legs 1.00
00:09:46 the next one.
00:09:47 Yeah.
00:09:47 She's just hitting follow on that. 1.00
00:09:50 So why is it called Monkey?
00:09:51 Oh.
00:09:53 Yo, this nigga Luke. 1.00
00:09:55 What up, man?
00:09:56 Y'all YouTubers? 0.85
00:09:57 Hey, what's poppin', bro?
00:09:57 I used to be.
00:09:58 I got banned, though.
00:09:59 All right.
00:10:00 So look, I'm a rapper.
00:10:02 Me and my boy are rappers.
00:10:02 Yo, can you rap real quick?
00:10:03 Let's hear something.
00:10:05 All right, man.
00:10:06 Wait, that's Sneeko. 0.73
00:10:07 What's poppin', man?
00:10:08 We got a white rapper.
00:10:09 You guys are like,
00:10:09 what's the white rapper?
00:10:10 That's the moderator.
00:10:12 Are you the manager?
00:10:13 You take 10%?
00:10:14 Yeah.
00:10:15 No, we both rappers, man.
00:10:16 We in a group.
00:10:17 Oh, but that guy's Pigment.
00:10:19 Don't rap.
00:10:20 You said who?
00:10:21 You guys look like 50 Cent and Eminem.
00:10:23 That's what we is.
00:10:24 We slimmed him and Eminem.
00:10:26 You feel me?
00:10:27 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:10:28 Hey, you guys got a rapper name?
00:10:29 Can we give you one?
00:10:31 No, I got it.
00:10:32 We got rappers names.
00:10:33 You guys are a little ying-yang? 0.91
00:10:38 Bro, there's AIs. 1.00
00:10:39 There's fucking Sneeko, bro. 1.00
00:10:41 It's real, it's real. 0.99
00:10:42 If you rap good,
00:10:43 you can take my girlfriend. 0.92
00:10:45 We don't want your girl, man. 1.00
00:10:47 Didn't you watch her get fucked or some shit? 1.00
00:10:49 That was from three years ago. 1.00
00:10:51 Bro, who did you?
00:10:52 Hey, man.
00:10:54 Hey, man.
00:10:55 That was a sign.
00:10:56 That was an AI video.
00:10:57 That's not real.
00:10:59 Yo, girl posts content on Twitter, don't she? 1.00
00:11:01 Hey, yo, let me.
00:11:02 Yeah, yeah, your girl does, bro.
00:11:04 Let me show y'all my music.
00:11:07 No, no, rap now.
00:11:08 I don't want to hear it.
00:11:09 I want to see you rap now and then in real time. 1.00
00:11:11 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:11:11 Bad, bad. 1.00
00:11:12 Sneeko's got PTSD. 0.76
00:11:16 I'm going to say one of them verses that I just put out.
00:11:20 No, rap now, bro.
00:11:22 I don't want to. 0.99
00:11:22 Yo, why the fuck is that guy got a shirt off? 1.00
00:11:24 You guys on some faggot time. 1.00
00:11:26 You're alone with each other half naked. 1.00
00:11:28 What the fuck is this? 1.00
00:11:30 Bro, it's hot in this bitch. 1.00
00:11:31 No, why is it not hot enough for you, pasty white bitch? 1.00
00:11:35 We are in the hood, cut. 1.00
00:11:36 No, no, no.
00:11:37 You're the bottom.
00:11:38 You're the bottom. 0.99
00:11:39 When hood black people have their shirt off, it's like gangster and hard. 1.00
00:11:41 It's not gay. 0.99
00:11:42 Yeah, but they're in a basement with a little white boy. 1.00
00:11:44 Oh, this is getting gay as fuck, bro. 1.00
00:11:46 Okay, you guys are going to rap. 1.00
00:11:47 We got to go.
00:11:47 All right, all right. 1.00
00:11:48 I hate that gay shit. 1.00
00:11:53 Hello, Cenk. 1.00
00:11:56 As-salamu alaykum. 0.91
00:11:57 Cenk, you look like you should be kicked out of France. 1.00
00:11:59 Why are you ruining Paris, man? 0.97
00:12:04 I just want to have a coffee.
00:12:05 Like I went to Charlie's school of content.
00:12:10 Yeah, guys.
00:12:10 No, man.
00:12:13 D4. 1.00
00:12:17 Ayo, bitch. 1.00
00:12:18 D12. 1.00
00:12:19 Ayo, bitch. 1.00
00:12:20 Is that Sneeko? 1.00
00:12:21 Hey, man.
00:12:21 What's popping?
00:12:22 No, no, no, no.
00:12:23 This is not real.
00:12:24 It's real.
00:12:25 It's real.
00:12:26 Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:27 See, now I get my cook revenge because Zerka is not getting recognized.
00:12:30 Dude, this is serious.
00:12:32 It's serious.
00:12:32 It's real.
00:12:32 Yes.
00:12:33 No, no, no.
00:12:33 Hold on.
00:12:33 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:12:33 Yeah, keep on freaking out.
00:12:35 Stroke my ego more while Zerka watches. 0.97
00:12:37 Yeah.
00:12:38 But here's the catch.
00:12:39 It's 2018 Sneeko.
00:12:41 No, no, no.
00:12:41 I got to record this.
00:12:43 Dude, this is Sneeko.
00:12:44 Yeah, no.
00:12:45 See, it's amazing, right?
00:12:46 Isn't it?
00:12:46 It's incredible stuff happening.
00:12:48 Dude, I'm on Omegle with Sneeko, bro. 0.66
00:12:51 Yeah, you are, bro.
00:12:52 Turn your light on or you're just really black. 0.97
00:12:54 Hey, hey, say D4 again.
00:12:55 I'll turn my light on.
00:12:55 Say D4 again. 0.98
00:12:57 D4.
00:12:57 Now, turn on another light.
00:13:03 Bro.
00:13:03 Oh, okay.
00:13:04 Let's go.
00:13:05 Hey, bro.
00:13:05 Hey, bro.
00:13:06 I've been watching y'all for the longest, bro.
00:13:07 I've been laying down this whole time.
00:13:08 Why did you just make your voice deeper when you turned the light on?
00:13:10 You came out of a chef.
00:13:11 What, are you turning into a chef?
00:13:13 Huh?
00:13:14 No, that's my body.
00:13:14 It's like Kirby.
00:13:15 Bro, this is really Sneeko.
00:13:16 I thought this was fake at first.
00:13:18 Hey, hey.
00:13:18 So, so, so, so.
00:13:19 Here, watch this.
00:13:20 This is the power clips.
00:13:21 Where do I stream?
00:13:23 Huh?
00:13:24 Where do I stream?
00:13:24 What website?
00:13:25 On Twitch.
00:13:26 See what I'm saying? 1.00
00:13:27 The fuck? 0.99
00:13:27 That's why you need to clip everything because, like, all these people, they have no idea. 0.99
00:13:30 They freak out and they've never watched one of my streams.
00:13:32 Like, even.
00:13:32 You're, like, flexing that they can't be boosting your account right now.
00:13:38 Watch, they're going to freak out. 1.00
00:13:39 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:13:40 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:13:40 They look like us.
00:13:41 No, we're going to lose the viewers.
00:13:42 Okay, go ahead.
00:13:44 Do your thing.
00:13:47 Hello, Kazakhstan.
00:13:51 Turkey.
00:13:52 This should be good.
00:13:54 She's distracting me in the middle of my head.
00:14:01 Okay.
00:14:02 It's Islamic Uni, bro.
00:14:04 We need to get a girl. 1.00
00:14:05 Victoria.
00:14:08 Hello, Victoria.
00:14:09 Hey, this Nico, bro.
00:14:11 What's popping, man? 1.00
00:14:12 Hey, what the fuck are you doing on here, nigga? 1.00
00:14:15 I don't know, nigga. 1.00
00:14:16 So, where do I stream? 0.99
00:14:17 Do you know what website, nigga? 1.00
00:14:19 Huh? 0.89
00:14:20 What website do I stream on?
00:14:22 Uh, I don't know.
00:14:23 I don't know you like that, but.
00:14:24 See what I'm saying?
00:14:25 Isn't that crazy?
00:14:27 You need to get some clippers.
00:14:29 No, no.
00:14:29 When I meet people on the street, they go, I don't know where I saw you, but I saw you. 1.00
00:14:32 I was like, oh, what the fuck? 0.99
00:14:34 There we go. 1.00
00:14:34 There we go.
00:14:35 Leah, small. 1.00
00:14:36 How small, bitch? 1.00
00:14:37 Hey. 1.00
00:14:38 Hey, Leah.
00:14:39 Hey.
00:14:40 How you doing?
00:14:40 Which one of us is more attractive?
00:14:42 NASA.
00:14:43 I just see the cute-ass girl in the background. 1.00
00:14:45 I fuck with her, though. 1.00
00:14:46 Okay, okay. 1.00
00:14:47 But she's one of our girlfriends, so you can have a three-way with one of us, but you don't 0.82
00:14:49 know which one.
00:14:50 Well, I can't see either of you, so how about you like back to see me?
00:14:52 So, let's just step in a little bit.
00:14:54 Oh, okay.
00:14:55 You want to see me?
00:14:55 Yeah, I'm ten times prettier than you.
00:14:58 Back up.
00:14:59 You back it up.
00:15:00 Yeah, bend over.
00:15:01 We'll back up.
00:15:03 Listen, I'll give you a 360.
00:15:05 Just back up so I can rate you.
00:15:07 Okay, well, you give us a little 360, and then- 1.00
00:15:10 Okay, would you suck dick? 1.00
00:15:13 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:14 Yes. 1.00
00:15:14 What?
00:15:16 Wait, me or him? 1.00
00:15:18 Fuck. 1.00
00:15:18 I think I already know. 1.00
00:15:20 Is your camera off?
00:15:22 Why do people keep saying that?
00:15:23 Because you're out of the camera view.
00:15:26 So, literally, both of you are like this.
00:15:28 All I can see is in between.
00:15:29 Oh, how about now? 1.00
00:15:31 Would you suck dick now? 1.00
00:15:32 Okay, so I can see the one in the hat. 1.00
00:15:34 No, baby.
00:15:35 See, that's what I'm saying.
00:15:36 I can see the one in the hat.
00:15:37 Yeah, well, the light's going to be off anyway.
00:15:39 Now do you see me?
00:15:41 Yeah.
00:15:42 Okay.
00:15:42 Would you hit that? 1.00
00:15:43 Are you sucking my dick? 1.00
00:15:44 I like that laugh. 1.00
00:15:48 I kind of like the guy in the hat. 1.00
00:15:51 Hey, yo, bitch. 1.00
00:15:53 You kind of like me more? 1.00
00:15:55 Well, get to sucking, bitch. 1.00
00:15:57 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:15:58 This is my bitch. 1.00
00:15:59 No. 1.00
00:16:01 Hey, fuck this. 1.00
00:16:02 But you know NASA means deception anyway. 1.00
00:16:03 Space is fake. 1.00
00:16:04 Fucking goy, bitch. 1.00
00:16:07 Hey, yo. 1.00
00:16:07 So, how old are you?
00:16:08 Here we go.
00:16:09 Oh, we should have asked that earlier.
00:16:11 Before.
00:16:11 What did you say?
00:16:12 How old?
00:16:12 Yeah, probably.
00:16:14 Probably.
00:16:14 Wait, how old did you say?
00:16:15 No, skip. 1.00
00:16:16 Skip, don't let her be the bitch. 1.00
00:16:18 How old? 1.00
00:16:18 No, I don't want to go.
00:16:19 I don't want to go.
00:16:20 I don't get said. 1.00
00:16:21 Bitch, don't you fucking. 1.00
00:16:22 How old? 1.00
00:16:22 Scream it. 0.93
00:16:23 Scream it. 1.00
00:16:23 Don't answer it, bitch. 1.00
00:16:24 I'll save you. 1.00
00:16:24 I'll save you.
00:16:25 I'll never date you if you answer it.
00:16:26 I don't care that you think he's.
00:16:26 Oh, she's drinking.
00:16:27 I don't care.
00:16:28 You don't got to date me.
00:16:29 I didn't ask for a man.
00:16:30 I was just writing y'all.
00:16:31 Well, I asked for a throat.
00:16:32 How's your day?
00:16:35 What?
00:16:35 How's your day, my throat?
00:16:37 You're losing her. 0.99
00:16:38 Fucking amazing. 0.99
00:16:40 How about you? 0.99
00:16:40 I had no idea who purchases Fireball, but now I know.
00:16:48 Okay, so I've never drank alone.
00:16:50 Have you?
00:16:51 No.
00:16:51 Oh, she's technically not alone.
00:16:52 Wait, so how old are you?
00:16:54 19. 1.00
00:16:55 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:16:56 Why did I lose you? 1.00
00:16:57 19.
00:16:58 Wait, Leah Small, how big are you?
00:16:59 Because you're looking a little big now.
00:17:00 I can make fun of you now because you don't like me as much.
00:17:02 But can we get a 360?
00:17:03 Because we just backed up and you rated us.
00:17:06 Five-three.
00:17:08 Five-three.
00:17:09 Oh, you look like a nurse.
00:17:09 Can we see an outfit of the day? 1.00
00:17:11 So am I fucking or no? 0.99
00:17:12 Wait, hold on. 1.00
00:17:12 I want to see the outfit of the day so I can fuck it first. 1.00
00:17:14 I can't even know. 1.00
00:17:16 Oh, she likes me.
00:17:18 Oh, wow.
00:17:18 Okay, step back a little bit and give us a little twirl. 0.99
00:17:21 You don't see it all.
00:17:22 I got you. 1.00
00:17:23 The fuck? 1.00
00:17:25 Okay. 1.00
00:17:26 All right.
00:17:26 All right.
00:17:27 Now take it off.
00:17:27 How did I lose that one?
00:17:29 Now take it off.
00:17:32 Get it.
00:17:34 No, take it off.
00:17:35 Go talk.
00:17:35 Go to Skip?
00:17:37 No, no.
00:17:38 Let's keep farming.
00:17:39 No.
00:17:39 Hey, we should all take a piece of clothing. 0.99
00:17:42 What the fuck are you interrupting me for? 0.99
00:17:44 I think we should all take a piece of clothing off. 0.99
00:17:46 Okay?
00:17:47 I'll start.
00:17:48 I think you should answer my question.
00:17:52 All right.
00:17:53 Yeah, I'll answer your question.
00:17:54 Go.
00:17:54 You like the hat guy more than him, right?
00:17:57 I'm a what?
00:17:58 You like me more, right?
00:18:00 Yeah, you're kind of cute.
00:18:02 You're kind of cute, too.
00:18:03 You like the beard?
00:18:05 Yeah.
00:18:06 Nice.
00:18:06 I'm getting PTSD.
00:18:07 No, no, no.
00:18:07 Don't leave.
00:18:08 Don't leave.
00:18:08 So what do you want to do?
00:18:11 Wait, where do you have PTSD from?
00:18:12 What position are we going to do?
00:18:13 Well, hold on. 1.00
00:18:13 I want to talk about her trauma because I can't fuck anymore. 0.99
00:18:16 What did you have PTSD from? 1.00
00:18:18 No.
00:18:19 Nice.
00:18:19 I made her laugh.
00:18:20 Bringing it back.
00:18:20 It's fine.
00:18:21 It's fine. 1.00
00:18:21 I'd like to talk trauma before I fuck, too. 0.99
00:18:23 Are you sure about that? 1.00
00:18:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:25 Go really heavy with it.
00:18:27 We're deep hours.
00:18:28 Go heavy with it.
00:18:29 Where did your father judge you?
00:18:31 So I know how to whisper into your ear when I deep stroke.
00:18:33 Tell me.
00:18:35 That's kinky. 0.98
00:18:36 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:18:37 Did that shit break? 1.00
00:18:38 Oh, no, it didn't. 0.99
00:18:39 Okay, get to the point, lady. 1.00
00:18:43 Suck it here. 1.00
00:18:44 No, that's what you're doing. 1.00
00:18:45 Tell me.
00:18:48 All right, trauma. 0.97
00:18:49 I shot somebody in the head. 0.96
00:18:51 Trauma. 1.00
00:18:52 You could suck his dick. 1.00
00:18:53 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:56 Beat, rape, and tortured me for three months straight. 1.00
00:19:00 Trauma. 0.99
00:19:00 My father beat me as a child.
00:19:02 My mother watched.
00:19:04 Trauma. 0.99
00:19:05 Been in a lot of fucked up situations. 0.99
00:19:07 Had to protect myself. 0.98
00:19:08 There was nobody there to protect me.
00:19:10 Wait, wait. 1.00
00:19:11 Let's start with shooting somebody in the head. 0.99
00:19:13 Who did you shoot in the head? 1.00
00:19:14 Head show. 0.55
00:19:15 My best friend.
00:19:16 Why?
00:19:17 I didn't mean to.
00:19:18 I was young, playing with a gun that he had stolen from somebody, and it misfired.
00:19:21 Because it was a homemade gun.
00:19:24 But did they ever respond?
00:19:28 Do what?
00:19:30 Did they respond?
00:19:32 They're dead.
00:19:33 Oh.
00:19:35 This is his necklace.
00:19:36 This is the necklace he gave me for my birthday, actually.
00:19:38 It used to be his.
00:19:39 Nice.
00:19:40 I wear it every day now.
00:19:41 Jesus is king.
00:19:42 Are you trolling us?
00:19:44 No, this is true. 1.00
00:19:46 No, this is dead ass. 1.00
00:19:47 You can look my real name up on fucking, like, the internet, and it'll come up. 1.00
00:19:51 Oh, like, no school? 0.99
00:19:52 This is what happens.
00:19:53 Like, this is people who drink fireball.
00:19:55 They didn't start.
00:19:55 Wait, so how old were you when you no school?
00:19:58 I didn't start drinking like this until after his death correction.
00:20:02 I was not drunk or high.
00:20:03 I told you.
00:20:04 We have the same story.
00:20:05 Yeah.
00:20:05 My best friend stopped to death.
00:20:07 I started drinking, doing drugs, and then going to jail.
00:20:09 We have the same story.
00:20:10 You just stabbed him to death? 0.87
00:20:12 Yeah. 0.96
00:20:12 Oh, you guys can trauma bond now.
00:20:14 Well, mine was in as an adult.
00:20:15 Yours was, how old?
00:20:16 Yeah.
00:20:17 How old were you?
00:20:18 You were a child?
00:20:20 Yeah, I was young.
00:20:21 Yeah, that's way worse.
00:20:23 Yours is worse.
00:20:23 I was.
00:20:26 Still waiting on that trial.
00:20:27 Had to go to jail for a night.
00:20:30 Yeah, she was.
00:20:31 Yeah.
00:20:32 I was on probation at the actual time when everything happened because I was in juvenile prior to
00:20:38 that. 0.98
00:20:38 So, like, I don't need to, like, burst the cloud, but, like, are we fucking? 0.99
00:20:44 Yeah, we fucking. 1.00
00:20:45 We trauma bond here, goddamn. 1.00
00:20:47 Let's go. 1.00
00:20:48 All right.
00:20:48 I hope there's no guns in the room because.
00:20:50 Yeah.
00:20:51 Well, there'll be one gun, but.
00:20:53 Yeah, don't misfire. 1.00
00:20:53 Hey, yo, bitch. 1.00
00:20:55 How are you allowed to own this after that? 1.00
00:20:56 Oh, don't you point.
00:20:57 What the?
00:20:58 Yeah, you need to go to jail.
00:20:59 Report her.
00:21:00 Yeah, okay.
00:21:01 I'm calling the police. 0.71
00:21:02 Yeah, you killed that person. 0.81
00:21:03 All right. 0.99
00:21:07 Peace.
00:21:07 How is she allowed to own a weapon after that? 0.99
00:21:09 Yeah, and why is she flexing that she killed someone? 1.00
00:21:11 I could kill someone.
00:21:12 I don't think she was flexing. 0.97
00:21:13 We had to, like.
00:21:14 Bro, she's literally said, I know. 1.00
00:21:15 Scoop that fucking. 1.00
00:21:16 Yo, are you jerking off right now? 1.00
00:21:18 Bro, you look like every unemployed person on earth. 0.99
00:21:21 You know how they never make it out of bed?
00:21:23 The guy walking on the highway from the gas station.
00:21:25 What up, though?
00:21:25 Hey, what up, though?
00:21:27 Who's that little freak in the back? 1.00
00:21:29 Hey, don't worry about it, man. 0.75
00:21:30 Don't talk to her.
00:21:31 That's my sister. 0.95
00:21:33 Bro, that's my sister.
00:21:34 Oh.
00:21:35 Yeah.
00:21:36 Oh, that's your sister? 0.98
00:21:37 Yeah.
00:21:37 Did you want to bend her over? 1.00
00:21:38 My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:21:40 Yeah.
00:21:41 Hey, don't wait to her. 1.00
00:21:43 Don't talk to her.
00:21:45 Yeah, don't.
00:21:45 Yo, you can't talk to her. 1.00
00:21:47 No, no, no. 0.99
00:21:48 She don't like black guys. 1.00
00:21:50 She don't like black guys. 1.00
00:21:52 No, no, she likes. 0.93
00:21:53 I'm not black, dude.
00:21:55 That's good. 0.58
00:21:55 Race mixing is bad. 1.00
00:21:57 It's destroying society.
00:21:57 I'm white.
00:21:58 I'm white.
00:21:58 I'm white.
00:21:58 You're white. 0.95
00:21:59 Prove it.
00:22:00 Yeah.
00:22:00 Prove it.
00:22:02 I just bleach my skin.
00:22:03 He famous, bro. 0.99
00:22:04 Do you know what bleach is, retard? 1.00
00:22:05 Bleach makes your skin white. 0.99
00:22:06 You famous? 0.99
00:22:07 Where your guns at, nigga? 1.00
00:22:08 You just over, bitch. 1.00
00:22:09 Shut up. 1.00
00:22:10 You famous, bro? 1.00
00:22:11 That's Nico.
00:22:11 No, no, no.
00:22:12 It's Nico game.
00:22:12 That's Nico.
00:22:13 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:22:16 Oh.
00:22:17 Okay, we're done.
00:22:23 That's it.
00:22:23 Is it your job?