SNEAKO - July 18, 2023


SNEAKO & Zherka Play Comedy Night!


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

138.52658

Word Count

2,949

Sentence Count

31

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

89


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.040 Okay, you're up. What is the difference from sneak on Zerka spending hours here and you guys
00:00:06.840 Sneak on Zerka make thousands and thousands of dollars doing this
00:00:18.000 What's funnier than Zerka literally anything on planet Earth, you're not funny
00:00:23.840 And I played that game on coke so I was fucking shitting my pants
00:00:30.000 I download it too. I want to play that outlast game. I
00:00:33.780 Want to go fuck that white chick now. Yeah, go fuck her man. No, no, no, no content always over pussy
00:00:44.340 Okay, join the room. It's called autism
00:00:48.780 What is this it's it's comedy night, it's where we're going to stand a comedy club see you never went to a comedy club
00:00:54.520 Now you can get some practice
00:00:56.520 So one of my supporters stopped me on the street is like are you Zerka? I want to invite you a comedy club
00:01:00.980 You're gonna do better than everyone. We cleared it. I was like, yo, let's go
00:01:04.480 This week. Okay, here you go. You're the first go on stage. Okay
00:01:12.720 That's you hey guys
00:01:16.020 So like what's the deal with
00:01:19.760 Just hang on a sec. Okay, you're literally black
00:01:22.280 Yeah, so like what's the deal with no
00:01:27.040 So hold on look, what's the deal with nobody asking about the knee? It's always George Floyd, George Floyd
00:01:33.960 But nobody asks about the other side of the story
00:01:37.600 That's racist shut up fat fuck
00:01:40.000 Come on, man. Okay
00:01:42.600 Racism, okay, so two black guys walk in a bar and I guess they're both niggers
00:01:47.980 Okay, so a Chinese guy a Chinese guy walks into a hang on ching a Chinese guy walks into a shop into a pet store and says
00:02:10.260 I'm hungry
00:02:12.260 God damn, bro, you made a nigger joke
00:02:17.300 Okay, all right fucking Jewish no next is your people faggot so a gay guy walks in a bar and he says hey
00:02:23.960 I'm watching Zerka from the comedy show. That's you faggot
00:02:28.740 Yeah, I mean I am a faggot nigga so I don't give a shit your faggot and a nigga you've been dealt the better boy boy boy boy boy
00:02:35.500 I'm a nigger faggot. Yeah watch and watch him roll in a wheelchair. He's a nigga faggot on a wheelchair
00:02:41.680 All right, all right, you're tough all right guys
00:02:47.580 Shut up you looking like some
00:02:53.400 All right, I just wanted to say I mean this isn't really a fucking joke, but dude
00:02:57.500 I thought that sneaker was just a dirty mulatto nigger person dude. He ended his fucking he's a kite bro
00:03:02.920 He's a dirty Jew I was watching Zerka live on YouTube and now we called up this fucking manager, bro. You're a dirty Jew kite
00:03:08.800 practicing fucking Kabbalah elite what the fuck was that my nigga? I was watching that shit you posed it fuck how?
00:03:16.040 Why are you all cheering for that? He didn't even make a joke
00:03:18.040 Hey, what's the difference between sneaker and Jews? Hey, what's the difference between sneaker and Jews?
00:03:23.140 Nothing. They love stealing money from France. Hey, and type one if circus sounds and acts like Nico Bellic's cousin from GTA
00:03:29.300 Hey
00:03:31.300 Booo, nigga
00:03:32.300 There's a cock
00:03:33.300 That's not funny
00:03:34.300 None of you are funny
00:03:36.300 I found you when I was doing my school test. Maybe because I'm concentrated
00:03:39.300 What did he say?
00:03:42.300 What do you call it?
00:03:43.300 Circuncision
00:03:44.300 That's something concentrated
00:03:45.300 I fucking forgot
00:03:46.300 Boo
00:03:48.300 Why does Myron Gaines only wear merch?
00:03:52.300 Why does a black guy and an apple have a common? They both hang
00:04:01.300 Boo
00:04:03.300 Just write it down
00:04:06.300 I did the best
00:04:08.300 Hey, what does Oshigate members and black people have in common? They both like to go down and never come
00:04:14.300 I don't even know what that is
00:04:16.300 Sneaker is
00:04:17.300 This sucks, dude
00:04:19.300 Boo
00:04:22.300 None of you could be YouTubers
00:04:23.300 Uh, so what's the deal with black people? They're not really black
00:04:28.300 And they're not people
00:04:30.300 Am I right?
00:04:33.300 You got them
00:04:34.300 You got Zirka
00:04:36.300 In reality, can you not ban me on Cozy, Nick, if you're seeing this, please
00:04:41.300 It's LRA
00:04:42.300 No, no, keep them banned
00:04:43.300 Keep them banned
00:04:44.300 Boo
00:04:45.300 Boo
00:04:46.300 No, no, please don't
00:04:47.300 I'm a bad
00:04:48.300 They're not white supremacist, Nazi
00:04:49.300 Fuck you, Nazi
00:04:50.300 Fuck you, Nazi
00:04:51.300 Fuck you, Nazi
00:04:52.300 Fuck you, Nazi
00:04:53.300 No, Cozy is all I have left
00:04:58.300 If Destiny was black in an ultimate universe, what would his name be?
00:05:03.300 You're rage gaming
00:05:05.300 Ah
00:05:07.300 That was funny
00:05:08.300 Dude, this is like listening to chat's donation
00:05:10.300 What's Brown and Run is
00:05:11.300 Usain Bolt
00:05:12.300 Wait, why do you look like a black Jew?
00:05:14.300 You look like a black Jew
00:05:15.300 Oh
00:05:16.300 Ugh
00:05:17.300 This is so cringe
00:05:18.300 Hey, you're making Zirka cringe, everybody
00:05:21.300 Y'all suck
00:05:23.300 Why doesn't Zirka just come up here and talk?
00:05:26.300 Okay, yeah, Zirka go up, Zirka go up
00:05:27.300 Put me on
00:05:28.300 Oh, okay
00:05:32.300 Zirka, you're up
00:05:33.300 Hey, what's the difference from you guys and the Holocaust?
00:05:36.300 The Holocaust
00:05:38.300 The Holocaust deserved it
00:05:41.300 What the?
00:05:42.300 No, no, no
00:05:43.300 It's a joke, it's a joke
00:05:44.300 Yeah, this guy's a YouTuber
00:05:46.300 I'm burning a nigga
00:05:47.300 I'm gonna run though
00:05:48.300 Okay, so
00:05:49.300 He's off, you're off stage now
00:05:51.300 Yeah
00:05:52.300 Why do black people call each other brother?
00:05:54.300 Because they don't know their father
00:05:57.300 Okay
00:05:58.300 Okay, Zirka going back up
00:05:59.300 Okay
00:06:00.300 Getting these people off
00:06:01.300 Okay, you're back up
00:06:02.300 Okay, so
00:06:03.300 Some Jews invite me to barbecue
00:06:05.300 And I'm starving
00:06:07.300 So the first thing I said when I walked in was
00:06:09.300 Now we're cooking with gas
00:06:19.300 Okay
00:06:22.300 Why did the black man cross the road?
00:06:25.300 Cuz you saw his
00:06:26.300 I'll go back up
00:06:27.300 Okay, okay
00:06:28.300 Why don't Jews like me?
00:06:32.300 Because they give them the gas
00:06:34.300 Okay, my turn
00:06:35.300 Sneaker is a monkey
00:06:37.300 Okay, we're going on stage
00:06:38.300 Ready?
00:06:39.300 Yeah
00:06:41.300 Why
00:06:43.300 Can no black person swim?
00:06:46.300 Because it's much harder to steal a television in the ocean
00:06:53.300 Woo, yeah
00:06:56.300 Okay, my turn
00:06:58.300 What's better
00:06:59.300 What's better
00:07:00.300 What's better than airline food?
00:07:03.300 Rape
00:07:04.300 Get this damn Mulatto chick off the stage
00:07:05.300 Fuck you
00:07:10.300 See, he's laughing for a joke
00:07:11.300 Why was six afraid from seven?
00:07:13.300 Cuz six was black
00:07:15.300 Because
00:07:17.300 Dude, why the fuck does this
00:07:19.300 I got one, I got one
00:07:20.300 I gotta go back to Scott
00:07:21.300 What's less than half the population
00:07:22.300 But commits more than half the crimes
00:07:25.300 Niggers?
00:07:26.300 Cause he's gay
00:07:28.300 Okay
00:07:29.300 Yo, get off
00:07:30.300 I want circuit back on
00:07:31.300 What do you call an autistic black person?
00:07:34.300 You
00:07:35.300 Fresh print
00:07:39.300 What do you call
00:07:40.300 Okay, ready?
00:07:41.300 I'm gonna fucking kill it right now
00:07:42.300 You're up, you're up
00:07:44.300 Okay, what is wrong with raping a girl?
00:07:48.300 Straight back
00:07:49.300 What's wrong with it, man?
00:07:50.300 She's not 18 yet
00:07:56.300 Yeah, why does Zerco sound like he's gonna sell me a cheap ass TV?
00:07:59.300 Cuz he's black
00:08:01.300 He's a dirty album
00:08:02.300 Half, half
00:08:08.300 I think I did the best
00:08:09.300 What falls faster, a black man or a Mexican man?
00:08:14.300 Dude, how are we more edgy and you guys are anonymous?
00:08:17.300 You're pathetic
00:08:18.300 What's the funniest thing about a car crash?
00:08:21.300 Looking at the dead family in the other car
00:08:24.300 Okay, we need a new room, this one sucks
00:08:27.300 What do you say when you run over a Chinese guy?
00:08:31.300 Yes
00:08:32.300 Two points
00:08:34.300 What do you say when you run over a black guy?
00:08:36.300 Not enough
00:08:41.300 What do you say when you run over a white guy?
00:08:44.300 Lord have mercy
00:08:51.300 Not for real though, am I, am I, is that bad?
00:08:53.300 What do you say when you see the master race?
00:08:56.300 White power!
00:08:57.300 No, you say, oh no
00:08:58.300 Is it really bad that I fucking copyrighted that guy?
00:09:01.300 I hate them, I hate them, I hate them
00:09:03.300 Is this really the audience that I've attracted?
00:09:06.300 This is what happens when you drop
00:09:08.300 This is your fault, my audience is funny
00:09:11.300 I can say it's period blood and not blood from me bluerudely raping her
00:09:15.300 What?
00:09:19.300 You got insult energy in
00:09:22.300 Rape is a touchy subject
00:09:24.300 Yeah, okay
00:09:26.300 Okay, now we're leveling up
00:09:28.300 Rape is a touchy subject
00:09:31.300 Alright, hold on, I got one
00:09:32.300 Okay, okay, my turn, my turn
00:09:34.300 There's two sides to rape
00:09:37.300 Who was right?
00:09:39.300 Elliot Rogers
00:09:44.300 Alright, my turn
00:09:45.300 Yeah
00:09:47.300 What's the worst part
00:09:49.300 Yo, yo, yo
00:09:50.300 Do two trans people jump off a cliff, who wins?
00:09:54.300 You sound like you're five
00:09:55.300 Yeah, you're literally
00:09:57.300 Boom!
00:09:58.300 Your voice is trans
00:09:59.300 Alright
00:10:00.300 Okay, let's go
00:10:01.300 Okay, we're going up
00:10:02.300 Okay, here we go
00:10:03.300 What's the worst part about shooting up a school?
00:10:07.300 When they lock the doors
00:10:08.300 I don't know man, what is it?
00:10:11.300 That was an insult joke
00:10:12.300 Yeah
00:10:13.300 What's the difference between rape and marriage?
00:10:17.300 With marriage, you get to keep a screaming woman afterwards
00:10:20.300 What would you say?
00:10:22.300 I come on your mother's great sweat, bud
00:10:23.300 Anyway, do you want to come all over me?
00:10:25.300 P2 nigga
00:10:26.300 Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
00:10:27.300 I don't like that
00:10:28.300 I don't like that
00:10:29.300 Yo, what's up Zerka? Zerka, would you smash Xena?
00:10:31.300 In front of...
00:10:32.300 In front of...
00:10:37.300 In front of...
00:10:38.300 In front of...
00:10:39.300 He was like to drag them off the stage
00:10:41.300 What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
00:10:44.300 Fitting in
00:10:46.300 Whoa
00:10:47.300 Follow my TikTok
00:10:48.300 Rub it tight
00:10:49.300 Yeah, you're gonna make it
00:10:51.300 Faggot
00:10:53.300 Okay
00:10:54.300 What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
00:10:56.300 At least the couch could support its own family
00:10:58.300 Mm-hmm
00:10:59.300 I heard that
00:11:00.300 years ago
00:11:01.300 That's the fifth one I heard
00:11:02.300 Funnyjunk.com, nigga
00:11:03.300 What's the difference between Sneeko and Muhammad Atta?
00:11:07.300 Oh, here we go
00:11:11.300 What's funnier than Sneeko's guest?
00:11:14.300 Literally...
00:11:15.300 Okay, my turn
00:11:16.300 Okay, no, no, no
00:11:17.300 What's the...
00:11:18.300 What's the difference between a Jew and a pedophile?
00:11:21.300 Getting caught
00:11:22.300 Yeah
00:11:23.300 Yeah
00:11:24.300 No, no
00:11:25.300 Getting away with it
00:11:26.300 Yo, I got one
00:11:27.300 How does Fresh Prince CEO's Lamborghini sound like?
00:11:32.300 I got one, I got one
00:11:33.300 What's funnier than Sneeko's guest?
00:11:36.300 Okay, wait
00:11:37.300 Is that gonna go off?
00:11:38.300 Remember guys
00:11:39.300 All right
00:11:40.300 50 no's and a yes
00:11:41.300 What's the difference from a black man and a frisbee?
00:11:45.300 The frisbee eventually comes back to the family
00:11:47.300 That's original
00:11:49.300 That's original
00:11:50.300 I didn't read that
00:11:51.300 All right, whatever
00:11:54.300 Rape is a touchy sign
00:11:55.300 Oh, God
00:11:57.300 I left the room and it's the exact same people, bro
00:12:01.300 So let's go to a random room, right?
00:12:03.300 Rape is a touchy sign
00:12:06.300 Stupid
00:12:09.300 Join and say...
00:12:14.300 Here we go
00:12:15.300 It's a random room
00:12:17.300 Anyways, that's all
00:12:19.300 Damn, this guy is about to kill himself
00:12:21.300 All right, guys
00:12:22.300 I gotta leave
00:12:23.300 Yes, Jesus is black
00:12:24.300 Who wants to be admin?
00:12:25.300 Shut up
00:12:27.300 Me
00:12:28.300 Boooo
00:12:30.300 I don't like you
00:12:31.300 I don't like you
00:12:32.300 I don't like you
00:12:33.300 All right
00:12:34.300 Hey, I got one
00:12:35.300 I got one
00:12:36.300 If you don't make me admin
00:12:37.300 Thank you, thank you
00:12:38.300 Yeah, I got one
00:12:39.300 Why by the destroyer?
00:12:40.300 Because you're racist
00:12:41.300 You gotta get out of here
00:12:42.300 Oh, this is normal room
00:12:43.300 How do you get a Jewish person's phone number?
00:12:45.300 Sir
00:12:46.300 You asked them politely
00:12:47.300 Nine, nine, nine, nine
00:12:48.300 My turn
00:12:50.300 I will go back there
00:12:51.300 What is the elevator?
00:12:52.300 Full of black people called
00:12:55.300 Box of chocolate
00:12:57.300 It's called a bad day
00:12:58.300 Sorry, no racism here
00:12:59.300 Kill yourself
00:13:00.300 All right
00:13:01.300 Fine, we'll put us up
00:13:02.300 Okay, you're up
00:13:03.300 What is the difference
00:13:04.300 What is the difference
00:13:05.300 Sneak on Zerka
00:13:06.300 Spending hours here
00:13:07.300 And you guys
00:13:09.300 Sneak on Zerka
00:13:10.300 Make thousands and thousands of dollars
00:13:13.300 Doing this
00:13:14.300 I have more money than you
00:13:17.300 Shut up
00:13:19.300 You're mad
00:13:20.300 What's funnier than Zerka
00:13:22.300 Literally anything on planet earth
00:13:24.300 You're not funny
00:13:25.300 How did this guy follow us in here?
00:13:27.300 What the fuck?
00:13:29.300 All right
00:13:30.300 I got one
00:13:31.300 I got one
00:13:32.300 I got one
00:13:33.300 I got one
00:13:34.300 I got one
00:13:35.300 I got one
00:13:36.300 What's
00:13:37.300 If a black woman is pregnant
00:13:38.300 The condom falls out
00:13:39.300 Shut up
00:13:40.300 Shut up
00:13:41.300 She got blue
00:13:42.300 She got caught stealing plan B
00:13:43.300 All right
00:13:44.300 So
00:13:45.300 I would like you to clap your hands if you're racist
00:13:46.300 Yeah
00:13:47.300 Okay
00:13:48.300 How do you clap?
00:13:49.300 Okay, there we go
00:13:50.300 Anyone else want to clap their hands for me?
00:13:51.300 Oh my god
00:13:52.300 Kick that down
00:13:53.300 Guys
00:13:54.300 If we can't
00:13:55.300 We can't
00:13:56.300 We can't
00:13:57.300 We can't
00:13:58.300 We can't
00:13:59.300 We can't
00:14:00.300 We can't
00:14:01.300 We can't
00:14:02.300 We can't
00:14:03.300 We can't
00:14:04.300 We can't
00:14:05.300 We can't
00:14:06.300 We can't
00:14:07.300 We can't
00:14:08.300 We can't
00:14:09.300 We can't
00:14:10.300 We can't
00:14:11.300 We can't
00:14:12.300 We can't
00:14:13.300 All right
00:14:14.300 Anybody else?
00:14:15.300 Get off the fucking stage and see a joke
00:14:17.300 He's fucking just banning everybody who doesn't clap for him
00:14:21.300 What is this?
00:14:22.300 It's fun, right?
00:14:23.300 You don't like this game?
00:14:24.300 They're ruining it, bro
00:14:26.300 Okay, they create a new room
00:14:30.300 Berserker
00:14:31.300 Why'd you name it Soap?
00:14:32.300 You're a big Andrew Tate fan
00:14:34.300 You don't get it
00:14:36.300 Shout out to Soapy Steve
00:14:37.300 Don't drop it
00:14:40.300 Oh, that's what?
00:14:41.300 You really had to make a prison joke?
00:14:42.300 Yeah, I've been waiting for that
00:14:44.300 For hours
00:14:46.300 Okay, rape
00:14:47.300 Let's start with rape
00:14:48.300 Okay, we'll go first
00:14:49.300 This fucking
00:14:50.300 What's the best thing about rape?
00:14:51.300 No!
00:14:52.300 Go away, bro!
00:14:53.300 You get to touch women unconsensually
00:14:55.300 Go away, man
00:14:56.300 I'm gonna rape you, Sneeko
00:14:57.300 Sneeko
00:14:58.300 I'll go next
00:14:59.300 I'll go next
00:15:00.300 Zerker can't tell the difference between a frisbee and a banger boomerang
00:15:05.300 Oh yeah, frisbees don't come out
00:15:06.300 What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
00:15:10.300 Different camp
00:15:11.300 A boy scout comes back from his camp
00:15:12.300 Yeah, uh, good one
00:15:13.300 Good one
00:15:14.300 Okay
00:15:16.300 More violent, please
00:15:17.300 More violent, please
00:15:19.300 What the fuck
00:15:22.300 Your mic doesn't work, retard
00:15:24.300 That guy's speaking into limewire
00:15:25.300 We can't hear you, dumb nigga
00:15:31.300 Yo, section 8 needs a new mic
00:15:32.300 What do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle?
00:15:35.300 Optimistic
00:15:38.300 What's the difference between a black man and a pug?
00:15:42.300 Fresh
00:15:44.300 Holy shit
00:15:46.300 What the fuck
00:15:52.300 What the fuck, nigga
00:15:55.300 Yo, what's up?
00:15:57.300 Aight, aight
00:15:58.300 What up, gay nigga?
00:15:59.300 Get off the stage
00:16:02.300 Get off the stage
00:16:03.300 Get off the stage
00:16:04.300 Yo, I don't know how to get off the stage, man
00:16:05.300 Get off the stage, you fucking blonde
00:16:06.300 Okay, you're up
00:16:08.300 Bagot
00:16:09.300 Okay, what's the difference from
00:16:10.300 Stop
00:16:11.300 What's the dish
00:16:12.300 Nigga, shut up
00:16:13.300 What's the difference from rape and a first date?
00:16:17.300 At least with rape, you know what you're getting
00:16:24.300 I wanna stroke your beard
00:16:27.300 I wanna stroke your beard
00:16:28.300 Alright, um
00:16:29.300 What did the black guy give his son for Christmas?
00:16:32.300 My bike
00:16:37.300 That was good, that was good
00:16:43.300 Oh, a screaming oven
00:16:44.300 Yeah, got it
00:16:46.300 What's sexier than
00:16:47.300 Bro, can you fucking go away?
00:16:49.300 My pubic
00:16:50.300 Bro, I'm sick of this guy
00:16:52.300 Faggot
00:16:53.300 What do you call a trans in a wheelchair?
00:16:55.300 Chairs
00:16:58.300 Nah
00:16:59.300 Why does Zerka like a Russian and Sneeko like a Jew?
00:17:04.300 I don't get it
00:17:05.300 I don't know
00:17:07.300 Nigga, I don't know
00:17:09.300 Kill yourself
00:17:12.300 Oh, he's doing it
00:17:13.300 Kick this nigga off the stage, bro
00:17:15.300 Yeah, get off
00:17:16.300 Yeah, get off
00:17:17.300 We need a rope for this thing
00:17:18.300 I can't help but notice Sneeko's in a dimly lit corner just watching
00:17:23.300 Nigga
00:17:25.300 That's got it
00:17:26.300 That's cheat code
00:17:27.300 Yo, Sneeko's character is actually in the fucking corner watching
00:17:29.300 What the fuck
00:17:30.300 What the fuck
00:17:31.300 What the fuck
00:17:32.300 What the fuck
00:17:33.300 What the fuck
00:17:34.300 What do you call a black person in heaven?
00:17:37.300 A trespasser
00:17:38.300 What do you call a black person in heaven?
00:17:40.300 A trespasser
00:17:42.300 Also please a baby
00:17:44.300 Nigga
00:17:45.300 Oh, what the
00:17:46.300 Bro
00:17:47.300 Alright, what did the blind autistic child get for Christmas?
00:17:53.300 A molester
00:17:54.300 A molester
00:17:56.300 I finished that
00:17:58.300 Okay, what's the easiest way to get a Jewish girl's number?
00:18:03.300 Never heard that
00:18:05.300 Okay, a Mexican with a boner runs into the wall
00:18:08.300 What does he break first?
00:18:10.300 His lawnmower
00:18:12.300 What?
00:18:14.300 Cuz Mexicans mow lawns
00:18:15.300 I don't get it
00:18:16.300 At all
00:18:21.300 Boo
00:18:22.300 Okay, my turn
00:18:23.300 Okay
00:18:24.300 What do you call it when you put a...
00:18:28.300 Okay, what do you call a gay guy that's also black?
00:18:35.300 And nigger faggot
00:18:36.300 A bro
00:18:37.300 Let's see if it worked
00:18:38.300 Alright, let's see if they laughed
00:18:42.300 What is the only working organ in a dead woman's body?
00:18:47.300 My dick
00:18:51.300 Stupid
00:18:52.300 What's the difference?
00:18:53.300 How does a black girl find out she's pregnant?
00:18:55.300 When she pulls out the tampon all the kinds are
00:18:57.300 What?
00:18:59.300 What do you call a gay person you put in the oven?
00:19:02.300 An lgbbq
00:19:04.300 Stupid
00:19:05.300 Okay, I'm done
00:19:07.300 Nigger
00:19:08.300 Yeah, this guy's got one fucking
00:19:10.300 He's a one trick pony, bro
00:19:12.300 You're a one trick nigger
00:19:13.300 You got that George Floyd
00:19:14.300 Floyd
00:19:15.300 What the fuck?
00:19:16.300 What the fuck?
00:19:17.300 I'm not gay
00:19:18.300 Alright, what do you call
00:19:21.300 The knee on George Floyd's neck?
00:19:23.300 Alright, alright, let me go on stage
00:19:25.300 Alright
00:19:26.300 What is this like?
00:19:30.300 What do you call the knee on George Floyd's neck?
00:19:34.300 The unsung hero
00:19:36.300 Alright, no more?
00:19:37.300 Yeah, now we're done
00:19:52.300 That was fun
00:19:53.300 Yeah, a lot of n-bombs today
00:19:54.300 Yeah, bro
00:19:55.300 And you said you was getting the last one
00:19:56.300 Monkey time!
00:19:57.300 One monkey run
00:19:59.300 Chad, how long have we been live?
00:20:00.300 We've been live for
00:20:03.300 We got 15 minutes left
00:20:09.300 Yeah, I think it's over five hours right now
00:20:11.300 W stream
00:20:12.300 How fast can a Chinese man run, Chad?
00:20:20.300 As fast as your dog
00:20:23.300 What?
00:20:24.300 I thought that was good
00:20:25.300 I'm going off the dome
00:20:26.300 I don't get it
00:20:27.300 What does that mean?
00:20:28.300 Are Chinese people dogs?
00:20:29.300 No, like they can run up and grab your dog and eat it
00:20:34.300 What the fuck?
00:20:35.300 That doesn't make sense
00:20:37.300 Why do Chinese people eat dogs?
00:20:39.300 Because most races battle with those that are closest to them
00:20:46.300 What do you call a retarded crackhead Albanian?
00:20:50.300 John Zerka
00:20:52.300 Alright
00:20:54.300 What did the Chinese man say to the dog?
00:20:58.300 What?
00:21:00.300 I'm going to eat you!
00:21:05.300 Okay
00:21:09.300 That's it
00:21:14.300 This is your job?
00:21:15.300 That's it
00:21:16.300 This is your job?