SNEAKO - July 18, 2023
SNEAKO & Zherka Play Comedy Night!
Episode Stats
Words per minute
138.52658
Harmful content
Misogyny
30
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Toxicity
266
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Hate speech
89
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Summary
Zerka is a comedian, rapper, writer, podcaster, and all around funny guy. He's been in comedy for a long time and is a great friend of mine and I really enjoyed having him on the pod. We talk about a variety of topics including racism, comedy, video games, and much more.
Transcript
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Okay, you're up. What is the difference from sneak on Zerka spending hours here and you guys
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Sneak on Zerka make thousands and thousands of dollars doing this
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What's funnier than Zerka literally anything on planet Earth, you're not funny
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And I played that game on coke so I was fucking shitting my pants
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I download it too. I want to play that outlast game. I
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Want to go fuck that white chick now. Yeah, go fuck her man. No, no, no, no content always over pussy
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What is this it's it's comedy night, it's where we're going to stand a comedy club see you never went to a comedy club
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So one of my supporters stopped me on the street is like are you Zerka? I want to invite you a comedy club
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You're gonna do better than everyone. We cleared it. I was like, yo, let's go
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This week. Okay, here you go. You're the first go on stage. Okay
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Just hang on a sec. Okay, you're literally black
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So hold on look, what's the deal with nobody asking about the knee? It's always George Floyd, George Floyd
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But nobody asks about the other side of the story
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Racism, okay, so two black guys walk in a bar and I guess they're both niggers
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Okay, so a Chinese guy a Chinese guy walks into a hang on ching a Chinese guy walks into a shop into a pet store and says
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Okay, all right fucking Jewish no next is your people faggot so a gay guy walks in a bar and he says hey
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I'm watching Zerka from the comedy show. That's you faggot
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Yeah, I mean I am a faggot nigga so I don't give a shit your faggot and a nigga you've been dealt the better boy boy boy boy boy
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I'm a nigger faggot. Yeah watch and watch him roll in a wheelchair. He's a nigga faggot on a wheelchair
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All right, all right, you're tough all right guys
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All right, I just wanted to say I mean this isn't really a fucking joke, but dude
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I thought that sneaker was just a dirty mulatto nigger person dude. He ended his fucking he's a kite bro
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He's a dirty Jew I was watching Zerka live on YouTube and now we called up this fucking manager, bro. You're a dirty Jew kite
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practicing fucking Kabbalah elite what the fuck was that my nigga? I was watching that shit you posed it fuck how?
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Why are you all cheering for that? He didn't even make a joke
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Hey, what's the difference between sneaker and Jews? Hey, what's the difference between sneaker and Jews?
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Nothing. They love stealing money from France. Hey, and type one if circus sounds and acts like Nico Bellic's cousin from GTA
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I found you when I was doing my school test. Maybe because I'm concentrated
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Why does a black guy and an apple have a common? They both hang
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Hey, what does Oshigate members and black people have in common? They both like to go down and never come
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Uh, so what's the deal with black people? They're not really black
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In reality, can you not ban me on Cozy, Nick, if you're seeing this, please
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If Destiny was black in an ultimate universe, what would his name be?
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Dude, this is like listening to chat's donation
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Hey, you're making Zirka cringe, everybody
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Why doesn't Zirka just come up here and talk?
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Hey, what's the difference from you guys and the Holocaust?
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Why do black people call each other brother?
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Because it's much harder to steal a television in the ocean
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What do you call an autistic black person?
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Yeah, why does Zerco sound like he's gonna sell me a cheap ass TV?
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What falls faster, a black man or a Mexican man?
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Dude, how are we more edgy and you guys are anonymous?
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What's the funniest thing about a car crash?
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Looking at the dead family in the other car
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What do you say when you run over a Chinese guy?
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What do you say when you run over a black guy?
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What do you say when you run over a white guy?
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What do you say when you see the master race?
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Is it really bad that I fucking copyrighted that guy?
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Is this really the audience that I've attracted?
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I can say it's period blood and not blood from me bluerudely raping her
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Do two trans people jump off a cliff, who wins?
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What's the worst part about shooting up a school?
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What's the difference between rape and marriage?
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With marriage, you get to keep a screaming woman afterwards
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Yo, what's up Zerka? Zerka, would you smash Xena?
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What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
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At least the couch could support its own family
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What's the difference between Sneeko and Muhammad Atta?
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pedophile?
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How does Fresh Prince CEO's Lamborghini sound like?
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What's the difference from a black man and a frisbee?
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The frisbee eventually comes back to the family
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I left the room and it's the exact same people, bro
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I would like you to clap your hands if you're racist
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He's fucking just banning everybody who doesn't clap for him
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Zerker can't tell the difference between a frisbee and a banger boomerang
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What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
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What do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle?
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What's the difference between a black man and a pug?
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Yo, I don't know how to get off the stage, man
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What's the difference from rape and a first date?
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At least with rape, you know what you're getting
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What did the black guy give his son for Christmas?
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Why does Zerka like a Russian and Sneeko like a Jew?
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I can't help but notice Sneeko's in a dimly lit corner just watching
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Yo, Sneeko's character is actually in the fucking corner watching
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What do you call a black person in heaven?
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What do you call a black person in heaven?
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Alright, what did the blind autistic child get for Christmas?
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Okay, what's the easiest way to get a Jewish girl's number?
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Okay, a Mexican with a boner runs into the wall
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Okay, what do you call a gay guy that's also black?
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What is the only working organ in a dead woman's body?
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How does a black girl find out she's pregnant?
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When she pulls out the tampon all the kinds are
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What do you call a gay person you put in the oven?
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What do you call the knee on George Floyd's neck?
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No, like they can run up and grab your dog and eat it
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Because most races battle with those that are closest to them
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What do you call a retarded crackhead Albanian?
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