SNEAKO - July 18, 2023


SNEAKO & Zherka Roast Strangers On Monkey!


Episode Stats

Length

39 minutes

Words per Minute

174.60251

Word Count

6,911

Sentence Count

1,065

Misogynist Sentences

108

Hate Speech Sentences

176


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode, the guys talk about their favorite and least favorite things about each other. Also, Maddie gets offended by a question about how old are you and we talk about our least favorite race, white people.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.080 You look like your face was swat. You look like you did a face-ass swat.
00:00:04.000 You look like you got a fish eye. You're a thot.
00:00:06.040 Why do you gay white guys have to pretend like they're black women?
00:00:11.600 You fucking asshole.
00:00:13.200 That's all you got, Beyonce?
00:00:16.760 Nigger.
00:00:17.680 You look like you're from a dystopian future, like you're hiding from the government right now in your secret lair.
00:00:23.760 Why do we look, why do we gotta look like I'm hiding them?
00:00:26.360 Nah, you look like when, you look like in that show Catfish when they reveal the person behind the anime account.
00:00:32.480 You look like a Mexican white school shooter.
00:00:35.580 You look like Virginia Tech's worst nightmare.
00:00:39.060 You look like the dude who gets women home safely when they're drunk and they're strangers in the club.
00:00:45.420 You look like the Uber drivers that give you the water bottles and gummies.
00:00:49.980 What?
00:00:51.540 Do you have an Illuminati tattoo on your neck?
00:00:54.220 Nah, it's like a little.
00:00:55.500 Yo, that's getting a little gay.
00:00:58.520 Hey.
00:00:59.440 How you doing, baby?
00:01:00.180 How old are you?
00:01:01.480 I'm good.
00:01:02.500 How old are you?
00:01:03.040 How old are you?
00:01:03.640 That's the answer we like to hear.
00:01:07.600 Oh, you find me funny. You want to fuck, don't you?
00:01:11.040 Whoa.
00:01:11.620 Whoa, how old are you first?
00:01:14.800 I'm...
00:01:14.960 I'm good, too.
00:01:16.300 Old enough for what?
00:01:18.240 Me?
00:01:18.580 I'm just old enough.
00:01:19.700 What is that? You're dodging the question.
00:01:22.320 No, I'm literally just old enough.
00:01:24.300 Okay, but what year where you're born in?
00:01:27.300 I don't know.
00:01:28.560 You're boring.
00:01:29.460 Shut the fuck up, bitch.
00:01:30.860 Come on, move over.
00:01:31.820 Who the fuck does he think he's talking to?
00:01:33.980 A bitch.
00:01:34.720 Whoa, who's that over there?
00:01:36.120 Who's that?
00:01:36.840 That's who just called you a bitch and that you were laughing at five seconds ago.
00:01:39.300 Oh, never mind. Fuck you. Never mind.
00:01:41.760 No, you like me, bitch.
00:01:43.160 No.
00:01:43.440 You know you like me, fucking stupid bitch.
00:01:43.960 Shut up. No, it was just...
00:01:45.180 No, no.
00:01:45.860 Shut your mouth.
00:01:46.980 How old are you?
00:01:47.620 Watch your mouth.
00:01:48.640 How old are you?
00:01:49.260 Stop asking me that question.
00:01:50.540 How ugly are you that she needs to hide from the camera?
00:01:52.780 Yeah.
00:01:53.680 I'm not ugly.
00:01:54.640 It's just the fact that it's two in the morning right now.
00:01:57.140 So you look ugly right now.
00:01:58.220 That's what you're saying.
00:01:59.620 Well, basically.
00:02:00.860 Okay, so...
00:02:01.540 But no.
00:02:03.220 How much do you weigh?
00:02:05.520 Whoa.
00:02:06.140 What the fuck?
00:02:07.060 Maddie, your voice sounds heavy.
00:02:09.820 What the fuck?
00:02:10.560 That is so offensive.
00:02:12.080 Like, actually.
00:02:13.100 You're rude for no reason.
00:02:14.540 And I don't like it.
00:02:14.920 But you hear how you're laughing when you're saying you're offended?
00:02:18.900 Yeah.
00:02:19.940 Because I laugh when I get offended.
00:02:22.180 Just show your face, you dumb bitch.
00:02:25.140 Whoa.
00:02:25.540 Why don't you...
00:02:26.220 See, that's exactly why I'm not showing it.
00:02:27.560 Because you're on fucking steroids.
00:02:29.380 And I don't know who the fuck do you think you are.
00:02:31.540 Don't talk to me like that.
00:02:32.360 Google me when I was on steroids.
00:02:34.020 I look great.
00:02:34.820 This is...
00:02:35.320 I'm flattered.
00:02:36.120 No, you...
00:02:36.640 Ugh.
00:02:37.420 I don't like you.
00:02:38.180 You like me.
00:02:38.880 Your personality fucks you over.
00:02:40.500 You want me to spit on you.
00:02:42.800 I do not want you to spit on me, please.
00:02:45.100 Why are you giggling like a little schoolgirl?
00:02:47.000 You love me, bitch.
00:02:48.540 No, I don't love you.
00:02:49.800 Don't say that.
00:02:50.360 Okay, go fuck your mom.
00:02:52.700 No, fuck you.
00:02:53.680 Ugh.
00:02:54.000 You have another friend there, don't you?
00:02:56.800 Is she hotter than you?
00:02:59.040 Um, she's 10.
00:03:00.480 So...
00:03:00.680 So is she hotter than you.
00:03:03.300 Yo!
00:03:04.360 What the fuck?
00:03:07.040 Yo.
00:03:08.080 No.
00:03:08.520 Why is it always the first one?
00:03:09.760 Dexerto, I disavow that.
00:03:12.340 What the fuck?
00:03:13.780 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:03:14.960 What's your least favorite race?
00:03:17.320 My...
00:03:17.700 Uh...
00:03:18.420 Am I supposed to answer this?
00:03:21.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:23.260 Black.
00:03:23.700 White.
00:03:24.620 White.
00:03:25.300 Why whites?
00:03:26.120 What's wrong with whites?
00:03:26.960 Black.
00:03:27.920 They're just weird, bro.
00:03:29.260 Name something weird that they're done.
00:03:30.640 Yeah, what the fuck?
00:03:31.440 That's the master race, nigga.
00:03:34.240 I don't know, bro.
00:03:35.120 They're just weird as fuck.
00:03:36.260 Bro, you on that faggot time.
00:03:38.860 Like, I'm Mexican and black.
00:03:40.520 Oh, that is the worst.
00:03:41.540 Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:41.900 So what...
00:03:42.260 What makes you think they're weird?
00:03:43.860 What did they say that was weird?
00:03:44.840 You got dealt the...
00:03:45.440 Weird as fuck, bro.
00:03:46.400 Nigga, you got dealt the bad ass.
00:03:48.260 Can you...
00:03:48.480 I mean, hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:03:49.740 Don't get me wrong, bro.
00:03:50.780 Like, there's some cool white people, but there's some weirdo-ass white people.
00:03:53.720 So wait, if you're Mexican and black, does that mean you're too lazy to even steal the TV?
00:03:58.600 Nah, actually, I run a company with my dad.
00:04:01.160 Yeah, Mexicans are hardworking.
00:04:02.380 You got your stereotypes wrong, retard.
00:04:03.900 Yeah, I run a company with my dad.
00:04:06.200 Why'd you cut your hair with a spoon, nigga?
00:04:08.700 I didn't cut my hair with a spoon.
00:04:11.560 I got a taper, but I guess.
00:04:13.600 I like your haircut.
00:04:14.600 I don't know why he's being disrespectful.
00:04:15.640 Next time, ask for a refund.
00:04:17.840 Bro, why does this man look familiar, bro?
00:04:20.480 The guy eating out your mother.
00:04:22.100 When I say...
00:04:22.660 Yo, he eats pussy, he's gay.
00:04:24.980 Always fucking seek on my dumb ass.
00:04:26.740 Yo, yo, so when it's a quarter...
00:04:28.180 I don't say what I know you're gonna say.
00:04:31.340 When it's a quarter past two, what time is it?
00:04:34.300 Huh?
00:04:34.800 When it's a quarter past two, what time is it?
00:04:36.860 When it's a quarter...
00:04:38.600 Wait, wait, I got a question for you.
00:04:39.820 Answer my question first.
00:04:40.620 Nah, he's about to say the cock thing, huh?
00:04:44.480 I felt it coming.
00:04:46.280 Yo, was that Zico?
00:04:47.300 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:04:47.960 What's your least favorite race?
00:04:51.420 Listen, shoot.
00:04:53.040 I hate Indians sometimes, but I love most of y'all Indians, for real.
00:04:57.060 What about Albanians?
00:04:59.800 Albanians?
00:05:00.320 Yeah.
00:05:03.040 Alban?
00:05:03.860 Alban?
00:05:04.980 Wow.
00:05:05.940 What does that mean?
00:05:06.860 Yo, hey, you haven't heard the jokes online?
00:05:09.760 Like, the Alban jokes?
00:05:10.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:12.200 Nah, what is that?
00:05:13.180 You have?
00:05:13.560 Are you swimming right now, Zico?
00:05:14.680 Nah, I'm just on Monkey right now in my free time.
00:05:17.200 I'm not monetizing this.
00:05:17.880 I'm looking for teenagers.
00:05:19.420 Nah, just looking for teenagers?
00:05:21.520 So, what's the youngest you'll go?
00:05:25.520 Youngest I'll go?
00:05:26.340 Nigga, I'm 17, bro.
00:05:27.640 Yeah, so what's the youngest you'll go?
00:05:30.820 15.
00:05:32.280 Well, you're a pedophile.
00:05:33.680 Wow.
00:05:34.240 It's like, you're choosing my favorite.
00:05:36.080 Wow.
00:05:36.760 Listen, I'm 17 in a month, okay?
00:05:38.920 So, it's okay.
00:05:39.560 I'm 16, bro.
00:05:41.740 You are not 16, man.
00:05:43.060 I am.
00:05:44.180 If you're 16, then I'm 32.
00:05:46.300 What the?
00:05:47.640 If you're 32, then you're straight.
00:05:50.840 What?
00:05:51.420 You look young.
00:05:53.020 Okay.
00:05:53.560 I'm a little young.
00:05:54.600 Nah, I've had people on here tell me that I look like I was 30 years old, though.
00:05:57.800 Okay.
00:05:58.980 What the fuck?
00:05:59.900 I don't care.
00:06:00.940 Okay.
00:06:02.260 So, that's how he treats his fans, Chad.
00:06:05.160 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:06:06.500 What's good, buddy?
00:06:07.660 Damn, that's Nico.
00:06:08.700 What's up, bro?
00:06:09.240 What's up, man?
00:06:09.720 What's your least favorite race?
00:06:11.080 You look like you're from a dystopian future.
00:06:13.520 Like, you're hiding from the government right now in your secret lair.
00:06:16.320 Why do we got to look like I'm hiding, though?
00:06:20.220 Nah, you look like in that show Catfish when they reveal the person behind the anime account.
00:06:26.860 Damn.
00:06:28.000 You look like a Black Mirror episode about the black people.
00:06:32.540 Why am I on here?
00:06:33.440 Why do I got to get right to this?
00:06:34.940 I don't know, bro.
00:06:35.700 I don't know, bro.
00:06:36.400 Okay.
00:06:36.860 I don't know where you started off on that foot.
00:06:38.640 It's nice to meet you.
00:06:39.900 What's your least favorite race?
00:06:41.160 It's nice.
00:06:41.760 My least favorite.
00:06:42.600 I ain't going to lie.
00:06:43.360 Look, my least favorite race is my own race, really.
00:06:45.900 Why?
00:06:46.320 Why?
00:06:46.800 What's up, nigga?
00:06:48.360 Bro.
00:06:52.900 But no, it's because, I mean, shit, we all attack each other and shit, bro.
00:06:57.300 Like, it's too much hate on the same race.
00:07:00.040 It's weird.
00:07:00.600 Right, right, right.
00:07:01.120 Do you have an Illuminati tattoo on your neck?
00:07:03.820 Nah.
00:07:04.400 It's like a little crown.
00:07:05.480 Yo, that's getting a little gay.
00:07:08.300 That's, bro.
00:07:09.240 Bro, you're getting cooked by this guy.
00:07:10.540 What does he look like?
00:07:11.140 Can you make fun of him?
00:07:12.060 I'm sick of this guy.
00:07:13.100 What the fuck?
00:07:13.840 Right.
00:07:14.300 What the fuck?
00:07:14.900 You look like, fuck it.
00:07:15.980 You're like a husky-ass Ronnie 2K.
00:07:20.520 I don't know who that is, and that's funny.
00:07:22.840 All right, bro.
00:07:23.280 You don't know who Ronnie 2K is?
00:07:24.460 Nah, nah, I don't care.
00:07:25.640 Joseph, thanks for the 10th Zerker, the next prophet.
00:07:27.520 Crazy.
00:07:27.900 What the fuck?
00:07:28.660 Christians are weird, bro.
00:07:29.680 Bro, chill.
00:07:31.360 Common Christian.
00:07:32.180 Hey, yo, bitch.
00:07:33.740 How old are you?
00:07:35.880 Yeah, go to the wall like we didn't see you.
00:07:37.720 Hey, bro.
00:07:38.380 We're 23.
00:07:39.640 23 is crazy.
00:07:40.960 I'm not 23.
00:07:42.180 It says 23 on here.
00:07:44.660 It does?
00:07:45.440 You guys look like those meth park people.
00:07:47.860 You know, like a meth park?
00:07:50.360 You look like you catch a Frisbee with your teeth.
00:07:52.240 Hey, I quit drugs.
00:07:54.740 Look at that meth lighter.
00:07:58.100 It's just orange.
00:07:59.320 What drugs were you taking?
00:08:01.380 Don't worry about it.
00:08:03.160 Don't you look like that one dude?
00:08:04.040 Okay, your voice just cracked.
00:08:05.880 Who's that one dude?
00:08:07.540 Yo, what state are you from?
00:08:08.960 West Virginia or Kentucky?
00:08:10.000 Indiana.
00:08:12.280 Okay.
00:08:13.040 Dude, who the fuck is that?
00:08:14.860 How much corn did you eat for dinner?
00:08:17.920 Who the fuck is that?
00:08:19.580 You look like the...
00:08:20.780 No, that's too many.
00:08:22.060 Have you had a fantasy about a horse before?
00:08:25.860 What?
00:08:26.860 Dude, what the fuck?
00:08:28.660 Yeah, so you did, right?
00:08:29.860 Has anyone ever called you a dype?
00:08:33.240 Wait, how old are you?
00:08:33.940 Can you say how old you are before we keep cooking you?
00:08:36.100 Because this is going to get clipped and we're going to get in trouble.
00:08:38.760 Around 15.
00:08:39.840 Whoa.
00:08:40.860 They look old as fuck, man.
00:08:41.900 Yeah, Dixerto, sorry.
00:08:43.060 It's the meth.
00:08:43.660 It's the meth.
00:08:45.000 Hey, Edgar, what's good, bro?
00:08:46.960 This is Rob Bottle.
00:08:49.200 What's up, man?
00:08:51.660 You look like a Mexican white school shooter.
00:08:54.780 You look like Virginia Tech's worst nightmare.
00:08:58.400 Bro, is this really you?
00:09:00.260 You look like Sneeko.
00:09:04.340 Nah, I didn't.
00:09:05.340 No, say, say, say, say.
00:09:07.360 Hey, bro, is this really you?
00:09:08.500 You look like Sneeko if you didn't render.
00:09:12.840 That's messed up, bro.
00:09:13.960 Yo, how are you going to let him talk to you like that, bro?
00:09:16.100 Clap back.
00:09:17.040 Bro, he's the big bro.
00:09:18.720 Hey, thank you, Sneeko.
00:09:20.820 Bro, you are too, though, bro.
00:09:22.940 You're top G.
00:09:23.660 Okay, wait.
00:09:26.600 Oh, what the fuck?
00:09:27.520 Damn, I was going to cook.
00:09:31.200 Ew.
00:09:32.400 Why are there three guys naked on the bed, yo?
00:09:34.640 It's Sneeko.
00:09:35.080 It's Sneeko.
00:09:35.720 Bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:09:36.760 Why is there?
00:09:37.720 How many more men shirtless are in this room?
00:09:40.140 No way.
00:09:40.960 This is actually Sneeko.
00:09:42.080 How many are there?
00:09:43.500 Faggot.
00:09:44.080 What the fuck is this faggot shit, man?
00:09:45.840 Let's play.
00:09:46.640 Okay.
00:09:46.820 Why are they laughing like that, yo?
00:09:52.520 Okay, okay.
00:09:53.000 Listen, look.
00:09:53.940 Look.
00:09:54.660 Are you in a hotel?
00:09:56.180 How is he going to explain yourself, faggot?
00:09:58.940 Let me...
00:09:59.380 Y'all shut up.
00:09:59.900 Let me explain.
00:10:00.240 So, we in Vegas, right?
00:10:01.340 It's 120 out here, so it's hot as fuck.
00:10:03.060 So, what happens in Vegas?
00:10:04.760 Faggot's in Vegas?
00:10:05.960 No.
00:10:06.900 Hey, look.
00:10:07.700 Look.
00:10:08.380 If I see you guys in Vegas, I'm coming there tomorrow,
00:10:11.280 I'm going to knock you the fuck out, faggot.
00:10:13.760 Nigga, who the fuck are you?
00:10:14.840 Who the fuck are you?
00:10:15.740 I spit on you!
00:10:17.160 Fucking Chinese guy.
00:10:18.460 Chinese guy talk to me like that.
00:10:20.560 Hey, Xi Ping.
00:10:21.700 Xi Ping, shut the fuck up.
00:10:22.900 How are you going to let him talk to you like that?
00:10:23.840 I'll eat your dog.
00:10:24.700 I'll flip the script on you.
00:10:26.760 You say what?
00:10:27.740 I'll eat your dog.
00:10:28.620 I'll flip the script.
00:10:29.480 Yo.
00:10:29.980 Hey, what about Sneakle?
00:10:30.780 Isn't Sneakle, like, Filipino or some shit?
00:10:32.300 Bro, that's so messed up.
00:10:33.240 How are you going to say we eat dogs?
00:10:34.280 You got us.
00:10:34.960 You got us.
00:10:37.000 Sneakle, I'm Filipino, too.
00:10:38.660 Oh, what's good, man?
00:10:39.380 Adobros.
00:10:39.920 But, yo, my Filipino brother, why are you around five?
00:10:42.740 Just turn on the AC.
00:10:43.620 You don't need to be doing this.
00:10:44.880 Go in the pool.
00:10:45.920 We football players, so we used to.
00:10:47.200 We all zesty and shit, you know?
00:10:48.360 You know what I mean?
00:10:49.320 Hey.
00:10:49.480 Wait.
00:10:50.020 What the f-
00:10:50.720 You guys smack each other's ass in the shower and stuff?
00:10:54.160 Hey.
00:10:54.940 No, we be taking showers together and shit, you know?
00:10:57.100 Okay.
00:10:58.560 All right.
00:10:59.640 I'm glad he didn't know me.
00:11:01.280 That's your guys.
00:11:03.240 Nico.
00:11:03.900 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:11:04.660 Come on, bro.
00:11:05.080 What about me, nigga?
00:11:06.340 What about me, nigga?
00:11:07.020 You said you don't like fame.
00:11:08.120 Yo, play a song real quick.
00:11:09.120 What's my name, bitch?
00:11:10.700 Yo.
00:11:11.020 Yo, there's no way this is happening right now.
00:11:13.400 Play a song.
00:11:14.560 All right.
00:11:14.900 Hey there, Delilah.
00:11:16.000 I'm a little faggot.
00:11:17.320 One more shot.
00:11:21.120 Quit, quit.
00:11:23.240 Huh?
00:11:23.700 Just quit.
00:11:24.400 You know, you're doing great.
00:11:25.340 You're doing great.
00:11:26.340 Bro, watch this.
00:11:35.280 Don't look at me like that, though.
00:11:36.840 Shut my phone up.
00:11:37.660 Don't bite your lip.
00:11:38.460 Why are you Zoomers always gay?
00:11:43.860 There's been a lot of that.
00:11:46.900 What the fuck?
00:11:48.840 Is this Nico?
00:11:50.440 How old are you?
00:11:51.740 How old are you?
00:11:52.100 Oh, no.
00:11:55.020 Bob, no.
00:11:56.340 How old are you?
00:12:00.340 I'm 17.
00:12:01.440 What's going on?
00:12:02.140 Oh, wow.
00:12:04.300 I think that's the age you can sign in Florida, though.
00:12:06.500 What the fuck?
00:12:12.860 Here we go.
00:12:13.940 Here we go.
00:12:14.640 All right.
00:12:16.140 Legendary says, I think Zerker's a little hurt on the inside of not getting recognized.
00:12:19.720 Yeah, I am.
00:12:20.960 True.
00:12:21.540 Oh, yeah.
00:12:21.900 I don't like being famous.
00:12:22.940 True in the chat.
00:12:23.360 I want to roll around on MDMA.
00:12:25.020 No, I don't like being seen in person, but on Monkey?
00:12:27.860 I mean...
00:12:28.160 Yeah, man, dude.
00:12:29.440 He's going to recognize me.
00:12:30.420 I hear it in his voice.
00:12:31.540 Man, fuck that boy.
00:12:32.580 Hey, I like your fan.
00:12:34.020 Does it ever chop your head off and do us a favor, bitch?
00:12:38.080 Dang.
00:12:38.920 Oh, you kind of hurt his...
00:12:41.240 All right.
00:12:42.380 Man, you want to hear shit-o-ugly?
00:12:44.880 What?
00:12:47.100 They said the N-word.
00:12:48.100 Yeah, they did.
00:12:48.620 It was funny.
00:12:49.540 Nico?
00:12:51.880 Hey, Nico.
00:12:53.020 Black!
00:12:53.660 How old are you?
00:12:55.220 I'm 17.
00:12:56.500 Hey.
00:12:56.920 Can you lie for the stream so I can talk to you?
00:13:00.860 You want me to lie?
00:13:01.700 Don't clip that.
00:13:04.600 He's singing the N-word song.
00:13:06.260 I forgot.
00:13:07.040 Wait.
00:13:08.000 Is this the real sneaker?
00:13:09.280 Let's go, y'all.
00:13:09.840 Wait.
00:13:10.000 Is that your girlfriend in the middle?
00:13:11.600 No, that's my best friend.
00:13:12.880 Oh, okay.
00:13:13.280 Wait, what?
00:13:13.840 You didn't fuck her yet?
00:13:14.500 Are you gay or something?
00:13:15.800 No.
00:13:16.520 Bro, fuck her brains out.
00:13:18.120 Why are you friends with a woman?
00:13:19.760 Oh, shit.
00:13:20.660 Hey, why aren't you giving it up, young lady?
00:13:25.300 Good question.
00:13:26.240 My best friend.
00:13:27.520 Best friend?
00:13:28.140 Maybe best friend when I go inside.
00:13:31.700 All right, give me a turn.
00:13:34.720 I mean, you got to ask her boyfriend.
00:13:36.620 Fuck her boyfriend.
00:13:37.520 I'm not this bitch ass up.
00:13:38.380 Wait.
00:13:38.420 What does your boyfriend think about you being on monkey with this Playboy Cardi looking guy?
00:13:42.560 Playboy Cardi is different.
00:13:45.880 Is he?
00:13:46.600 Oh, really?
00:13:47.480 So, what's his name?
00:13:48.540 What is DeAndre's name?
00:13:51.360 DeAndre's a creep.
00:13:53.120 So, are you guys screaming right now, too?
00:13:55.040 You guys are black?
00:13:56.880 Yeah.
00:13:57.540 You guys my niggas.
00:13:59.680 Absolutely.
00:14:00.740 I'm on Brickle, by the way.
00:14:02.220 I live on Brickle, Miami, if you want to throw hands.
00:14:05.080 No.
00:14:05.740 It's all good.
00:14:06.260 Okay.
00:14:06.620 You get the pass.
00:14:07.280 What's her name?
00:14:08.960 Queen.
00:14:09.640 Queen?
00:14:10.120 Queen?
00:14:10.720 You want to fuck?
00:14:11.100 And she's her friend?
00:14:12.420 Yeah.
00:14:13.000 How old is she?
00:14:14.680 24.
00:14:15.400 24.
00:14:15.940 Hey, Queen, can I hit it from the back one time?
00:14:19.040 He asked it in a very polite way.
00:14:20.280 I always like a really gentleman.
00:14:22.260 That was a polite way?
00:14:23.680 Mm-hmm.
00:14:24.320 You got to ask.
00:14:25.280 You got to, like...
00:14:26.500 You got to bend over.
00:14:27.460 Be poetic.
00:14:28.840 Be poetic.
00:14:29.240 Oh, you try, try, try, try.
00:14:30.520 All right.
00:14:31.080 Poetic.
00:14:31.540 Let's hear it.
00:14:32.060 Je m'appelle bend over.
00:14:34.220 Oh.
00:14:35.080 You like that.
00:14:36.480 All right.
00:14:37.460 Je m'appelle pussy crochet.
00:14:39.640 You're not crushing anything, bro.
00:14:41.000 Come on.
00:14:41.240 We already established that.
00:14:42.780 Yeah.
00:14:43.620 All right, y'all.
00:14:45.040 The fuck?
00:14:45.520 I was going to pick up.
00:14:46.780 Yeah, it was weird with the guy.
00:14:48.900 Yeah, that was...
00:14:50.240 Oh, my God.
00:14:51.180 Is that Sneeko?
00:14:51.880 Yo, why are you wearing glasses like that, bro?
00:14:53.140 Oh, shit.
00:14:53.340 Say my name.
00:14:54.180 Oh.
00:14:54.760 Sorry, bro.
00:14:55.480 Yo, what's your...
00:14:57.140 What?
00:14:57.660 Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:58.200 What am I, fucking Robin?
00:14:59.480 Am I chopped liver here, bro?
00:15:00.940 What's my name?
00:15:03.220 Fuck this, bro.
00:15:04.520 I'm not...
00:15:04.800 Yo, Adam, I can't see you.
00:15:06.040 I don't know if you can hear me.
00:15:06.900 Fuck you, bitch.
00:15:07.700 Ready?
00:15:07.900 He's going to know.
00:15:09.780 Yo, it's Sneeko.
00:15:10.780 Hey.
00:15:11.400 Hey, yo, bitch.
00:15:15.040 Why are you on Monkey if you're not going to be on...
00:15:17.340 Yo, let's go.
00:15:23.300 What's your least favorite race?
00:15:25.760 I'd have to say black people.
00:15:29.220 Why?
00:15:29.920 I mean, I just hate those tar donkeys.
00:15:31.700 Them monkeys swinging.
00:15:34.760 The moon crickets.
00:15:35.540 I just can't do it.
00:15:36.600 Monkey slinging?
00:15:38.180 Yeah, it's just the moon crickets.
00:15:40.200 Watermelon monkey chicken crunching.
00:15:42.340 Facts.
00:15:42.680 Keep going.
00:15:43.020 The ones that are out there.
00:15:43.900 The ones that are crazy and just out there just doing a little too much in this world.
00:15:47.980 They're just doing all this thugging.
00:15:49.320 They're thugging for no reason.
00:15:50.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:51.000 True, true, true.
00:15:51.860 Do you like black women better or white women better?
00:15:54.800 Black.
00:15:55.640 Why?
00:15:57.100 Because they're more beneficial.
00:15:59.760 Beneficial for what?
00:16:02.220 Fuck this.
00:16:02.920 They cook.
00:16:03.580 Yeah, they're not funny, huh?
00:16:05.260 Now they're racist.
00:16:06.020 Girls got this right here.
00:16:07.880 I will never get it, but it's funny.
00:16:10.340 Hey, Kenzie.
00:16:11.080 Ew, bitch, you ugly as fuck with y'all bald-headed ass.
00:16:13.560 Why?
00:16:14.260 Hey, Kenzie.
00:16:14.980 Kenzie.
00:16:15.680 Turn the light on.
00:16:16.500 You're too black.
00:16:17.760 Bitch, I'm my black.
00:16:18.220 Bitch, you're racist as fuck.
00:16:19.600 Do you want to get access?
00:16:20.840 Don't make me fuck your daddy.
00:16:22.500 Okay, turn the light on, bitch.
00:16:24.220 You look like Caesar from On My Block.
00:16:27.480 From what?
00:16:28.560 Caesar from...
00:16:29.540 Fuck yeah.
00:16:30.680 You look like Caesar from when he cut his hair from On My Block.
00:16:33.480 He got, he got, he got...
00:16:34.160 Hey, you girls.
00:16:35.320 You girls.
00:16:35.800 The man in the back look like...
00:16:36.800 Hey, you girls.
00:16:37.820 The man in the back look like...
00:16:38.780 Hold on.
00:16:39.320 We can see...
00:16:39.960 Nose hair.
00:16:40.560 Chill.
00:16:40.920 You look like...
00:16:41.440 And are y'all...
00:16:41.960 Y'all got any...
00:16:42.760 Bitch, you look like...
00:16:43.920 Bitch.
00:16:44.920 Bitch.
00:16:45.260 Bitch, you look like my left toe.
00:16:46.460 You look like George Floyd, bitch.
00:16:48.600 I'm being...
00:16:49.080 I'm not trying to...
00:16:50.060 I'm being...
00:16:50.460 You look like George Floyd.
00:16:52.280 I'm not...
00:16:52.780 I'm being for real.
00:16:53.720 The boy in the front look like Caesar, and the boy in the back look like Spooky from On My Block.
00:16:57.580 Have y'all seen that before?
00:16:58.860 Nah, I don't watch Netflix because I got better things to do with my time.
00:17:01.800 You're a fag.
00:17:02.060 Yeah, you watch terrible TV because you have no other personality, but actually turn the
00:17:05.380 light on so I can make fun of your stupid appearance and that your hair is all nappy.
00:17:08.120 What the fuck up, you fucking ugly ass.
00:17:09.440 You look like you took the weave off.
00:17:10.840 You have slavery hair.
00:17:12.660 What the fuck?
00:17:14.060 Okay, Ann.
00:17:14.920 The fuck, I'm black.
00:17:15.520 But do you want to get active with my dad?
00:17:16.820 Bitch, you ain't even got no hair.
00:17:18.100 Do you want to play my dad?
00:17:18.340 You ain't even got no hair.
00:17:18.880 You ain't even got no hair.
00:17:19.420 Do I want to get active with your dad?
00:17:21.280 You look like you got...
00:17:21.340 You look like you got dirt on your lips.
00:17:24.380 All of our hair is on our whip.
00:17:28.440 Hey, ha, ha.
00:17:29.720 That's so funny.
00:17:31.480 Slaves.
00:17:33.840 Slavery's funny.
00:17:34.340 All right, when I see your mama on her chest and I record that shit, it's in the sea.
00:17:37.400 All right, all right.
00:17:38.700 Do you think this is...
00:17:39.520 Black lives don't matter.
00:17:40.200 Black lives don't matter.
00:17:40.740 Bloody ass mama.
00:17:42.160 How many...
00:17:42.520 How many baby daddy shit?
00:17:43.220 Hey, fuck BLM.
00:17:44.360 Or her dead ass.
00:17:45.520 Fuck your BLM.
00:17:46.480 Yeah, bitch, you want to keep on fucking playing with the party.
00:17:47.520 Shut the fuck up.
00:17:48.340 You fuck up ugly ass.
00:17:49.240 Shut up.
00:17:50.020 You're too ugly to turn the light on.
00:17:51.940 Go back to your government cheese, bitch.
00:17:54.060 Bitch, go back to...
00:17:55.060 Go back to the fucking border.
00:17:56.500 Go back to y'all stand on the fucking wall.
00:17:58.400 Damn.
00:17:59.020 Trump shouldn't have never brought y'all bitch ass no.
00:18:00.620 The wall was the greatest thing to happen in the past 10 years.
00:18:03.640 So why you...
00:18:04.280 So why you not on the other side where you supposed to be?
00:18:06.080 Yeah, bitch, go back to the other side.
00:18:07.160 I'm not Mexican.
00:18:08.080 Why you change your accent?
00:18:08.960 Why aren't you on your slave ship?
00:18:11.720 Because slavery is not a thing anymore.
00:18:13.680 Because my bitch Harriet tell me fuck her, all right?
00:18:15.360 Fuck.
00:18:16.600 Okay.
00:18:17.360 They're funny.
00:18:18.340 Yeah.
00:18:18.580 Harriet.
00:18:19.200 Oh, good.
00:18:20.020 They're the funniest so far.
00:18:22.480 Yo, does anyone have lights or are you guys just too poor and too black for lights?
00:18:26.740 Yeah, we too black for light.
00:18:28.720 Oh, okay.
00:18:29.080 Don't put on your morning voice for us, Spaggot.
00:18:32.340 He had the one I...
00:18:33.760 Hey, yo, bitch.
00:18:35.080 Yeah, these...
00:18:36.000 Stop.
00:18:37.100 Why'd you start that with a dude?
00:18:41.160 Do you like Trump or...
00:18:42.880 Wait, do you like Trump or...
00:18:44.360 I like Hitler.
00:18:45.860 Hitler.
00:18:46.320 No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:47.320 He's just joking.
00:18:48.040 Bro, how many more times in one show?
00:18:49.540 Excuse me.
00:18:50.020 Excuse me.
00:18:50.720 We're doing the YouTube.
00:18:51.860 Silence.
00:18:52.420 There are 12-year-olds in your...
00:18:53.780 Yo, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:18:56.340 It's not my...
00:18:56.860 Disavow.
00:18:57.340 Oh, Grace.
00:18:57.780 Hey, Grace.
00:18:58.160 How you doing?
00:18:58.540 What's your name?
00:19:00.400 You just said it.
00:19:01.620 How old are you?
00:19:03.460 21.
00:19:04.260 21?
00:19:04.880 Okay.
00:19:05.340 21.
00:19:05.480 21.
00:19:06.000 So, where are you from?
00:19:08.840 Pennsylvania.
00:19:09.740 Okay.
00:19:10.040 Which one of us is more attractive, Grace?
00:19:15.260 The one in the front.
00:19:16.780 Hey.
00:19:17.360 Okay, okay.
00:19:18.020 Yeah, in the front.
00:19:19.020 Grace, you're being a total whore.
00:19:20.260 So, Grace, let's say Grace now because you're a blessing.
00:19:24.780 How?
00:19:25.720 Your presence in your nose and I'm losing you right now.
00:19:28.300 But I like your fuckboy lights.
00:19:30.860 My nose?
00:19:32.200 Yeah.
00:19:32.640 Grace, would you fuck Sneakle, the famous YouTuber?
00:19:35.820 Rumbler.
00:19:37.980 I don't even know him.
00:19:39.060 I can't say if I would have sex with him.
00:19:40.560 How many dates do I have to pretend to like you before we can have sex?
00:19:44.860 Pretend?
00:19:45.380 Well, obviously, if it's pretend, I'm not going to do it.
00:19:47.240 Well, you're not going to know because that's the whole point of pretending.
00:19:49.400 But how much are you going to talk about your astrology sign before I can have intercourse?
00:19:53.860 First of all, I'm...
00:19:54.580 Wait, Grace.
00:19:55.520 Grace, I would like to fuck too.
00:19:57.520 What do I have to do to get you?
00:20:00.560 Guys, I'm Christian.
00:20:03.200 You're Christian?
00:20:04.140 You're Christian?
00:20:05.860 Yeah.
00:20:06.540 How many bodies do you have?
00:20:08.100 I'm literally a virgin.
00:20:09.460 Really?
00:20:10.100 What?
00:20:12.440 Grace, we're trolling, bro.
00:20:14.140 Hey, hey, hey.
00:20:15.380 Grace, do you have social media?
00:20:17.020 I'm John Zerka.
00:20:17.840 The biggest thing on the algorithm.
00:20:19.160 I'm famous.
00:20:20.160 And I'm...
00:20:21.280 Why are you leading with that?
00:20:21.820 He's a Muslim.
00:20:22.540 You don't want to be with this goat fucker.
00:20:23.820 You want to be with me.
00:20:24.300 No, absolutely not.
00:20:25.180 See, we're actually stoic and we don't do drugs.
00:20:28.500 And I'm more attractive like old Muslims because we're better looking.
00:20:31.140 We do not battle with flesh and blood, Grace.
00:20:32.980 We battle with principalities and power.
00:20:34.820 Wait, are you vaccinated?
00:20:35.720 You're also a virgin.
00:20:36.640 Grace, come.
00:20:38.460 You're vaccinated?
00:20:40.580 That's fine.
00:20:41.240 I'll still take you.
00:20:42.060 Oh, gross.
00:20:42.980 Are you...
00:20:43.460 So, like...
00:20:44.840 So, my name's John Zerka.
00:20:46.660 And what's your online name?
00:20:49.200 Don't click away from a virgin.
00:20:51.420 What do you mean by online name?
00:20:52.980 Hey, you're a virgin for real?
00:20:54.680 Like, I could get this on legal contract.
00:20:56.220 No, that vaccine shot penetrated.
00:20:58.100 I don't care.
00:20:58.640 Grace, I want to date you.
00:21:00.180 I want to date you.
00:21:01.640 I'm not joking.
00:21:03.940 First of all, you're Miami.
00:21:05.700 Well, where are you?
00:21:06.520 I'll fly.
00:21:07.020 She's in Philly.
00:21:08.320 I'm not in Philly.
00:21:09.580 Where are you?
00:21:10.800 I'm in Pennsylvania, but I'm not in this.
00:21:12.400 That's fine.
00:21:12.940 I'll come to you.
00:21:13.640 I'll book a flight tonight and we'll do a YouTube vlog.
00:21:17.720 Do YouTube what?
00:21:19.220 Vlog, nigga.
00:21:20.620 Did I stutter?
00:21:22.240 I'm sorry.
00:21:22.740 It's a joke.
00:21:23.180 I don't have anger issues.
00:21:24.540 Grace, Grace.
00:21:25.580 How do I add you as a friend?
00:21:29.060 You click the friend button.
00:21:30.940 Can you click it, nigga?
00:21:32.900 So, Grace, I'm not joking.
00:21:35.240 This is not for content.
00:21:36.440 I want a virgin girlfriend.
00:21:37.980 Are you up for this?
00:21:41.840 Spit it out.
00:21:42.840 The fuck?
00:21:44.580 I don't have an answer for you.
00:21:46.840 Okay.
00:21:47.480 What do you like in a guy?
00:21:48.900 Where do I have to take you and shit?
00:21:52.880 But, like, that sentence right there.
00:21:54.900 Just, like...
00:21:55.660 Oh, my God.
00:21:56.720 Stop slowing us down, dude.
00:21:58.940 It's not you.
00:21:59.940 It's just, like, that's not what I'm looking for.
00:22:02.240 What are you looking for?
00:22:03.120 Shut the fuck up, bro.
00:22:03.980 He has a bunch of anger management.
00:22:05.400 I understand.
00:22:05.940 I bet I'm better looking anyway.
00:22:07.020 Jesus is kidding.
00:22:07.180 Grace, come to me.
00:22:07.960 I'm sorry that he's being all, like, angry like that.
00:22:10.080 Grace, when I take you out, we can go and we'll have a music performance.
00:22:13.400 We'll take you on a nice day.
00:22:14.240 I'm going to get you some flowers.
00:22:15.620 I don't think that we need to go do all this yelling.
00:22:17.220 Fuck!
00:22:17.780 Fuck!
00:22:18.460 Fuck!
00:22:19.120 Fuck!
00:22:19.680 Vaccinated fucking Philly.
00:22:20.840 You fucked that up.
00:22:21.560 Fucking virgin.
00:22:22.340 Yo, what the hell?
00:22:24.900 Sneeko, what the fuck?
00:22:25.840 That's not Sneeko.
00:22:26.780 That's not Sneeko.
00:22:27.300 Yo, K-Flock, you made it out of jail?
00:22:29.160 That's not Sneeko, bro.
00:22:30.280 That's not Sneeko.
00:22:30.800 Gala, gala, boom.
00:22:31.740 Wait, bro.
00:22:32.160 I thought you got locked up on a Rico charge.
00:22:34.260 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:22:35.620 Didn't you catch a body in Harlem?
00:22:37.320 I can't screenshot this, man.
00:22:38.620 Can you screenshot this?
00:22:39.920 Nah, man.
00:22:40.460 Wait.
00:22:40.740 So, hold on.
00:22:41.600 What do you hold on?
00:22:41.920 You look like the black kid in Hey Arnold.
00:22:44.340 This?
00:22:45.700 This is a BB gun.
00:22:48.320 O-block.
00:22:50.140 Bro, you Dominican?
00:22:51.480 You are a nigga.
00:22:54.160 Yo, how you doing?
00:22:54.900 How are you going to let him call you that?
00:22:55.580 He's white.
00:22:57.640 I'm not white, man.
00:23:01.180 I'm black, Mexican.
00:23:03.900 That's right.
00:23:04.680 Me too.
00:23:05.240 Hey, can I ask you a question?
00:23:07.100 Yes.
00:23:07.720 What's your top three favorite countries besides the United States?
00:23:11.720 Damn, bro.
00:23:13.560 Florida.
00:23:14.420 Florida?
00:23:17.140 Okay, he's going to blow up.
00:23:17.940 Kansas.
00:23:18.940 Florida, Kansas.
00:23:19.780 One more country.
00:23:21.160 I don't know.
00:23:21.580 My Kansas.
00:23:22.080 My Kansas.
00:23:22.580 My Kansas.
00:23:23.280 What the fuck?
00:23:24.040 South Dakota?
00:23:25.220 South Dakota.
00:23:25.820 What?
00:23:26.000 South Dakota?
00:23:26.380 That's your favorite country?
00:23:28.020 No, bro.
00:23:28.640 Because, like, it's quiet as fuck out there, bro.
00:23:30.820 I'm much more, like, quiet, cuz.
00:23:32.520 Oh, okay.
00:23:33.000 Do you know who the president of Kansas is?
00:23:36.440 Who?
00:23:37.360 No, I don't know.
00:23:38.040 I'm asking.
00:23:38.300 Because you said it's one of your favorite countries.
00:23:39.960 No.
00:23:40.860 Oh, yeah.
00:23:41.440 All right.
00:23:41.780 Who about Miami?
00:23:43.140 Miami's a great country, personally.
00:23:44.680 You know, what's the capital of Miami?
00:23:46.360 Nigga, you're a retard.
00:23:48.180 That's a city.
00:23:48.660 I want to say the states come slow as fuck.
00:23:50.780 You said country.
00:23:51.480 Yo, easy, easy, bro.
00:23:53.380 Wait, hold up.
00:23:54.080 Why are your finger on the trigger, bro?
00:23:55.740 It's a BB gun.
00:23:57.220 I don't think so.
00:23:58.560 Cut, cut, cut.
00:23:59.380 I love the country of Miami.
00:24:00.900 But do you know the capital, though?
00:24:03.100 Nah.
00:24:03.760 No.
00:24:04.040 Wait, no.
00:24:04.480 Okay, fuck this guy.
00:24:05.940 Wait, no.
00:24:06.360 It's not a country, it's a state, cuz.
00:24:08.320 Yeah, Miami's a state, bro.
00:24:09.900 You got it right, yeah.
00:24:11.020 You should take that gun and then squeeze it inside of your living room.
00:24:14.460 No, don't do that.
00:24:15.340 I said inside of your living room.
00:24:16.880 I didn't say, like, at himself.
00:24:18.180 Don't clip the part where I wasn't saying that.
00:24:22.560 Hey, what the?
00:24:23.620 You guys look distorted.
00:24:26.740 You look like your face was swapped.
00:24:28.860 You look like you did a face-ass swap.
00:24:30.520 You look like you got a fisheye.
00:24:31.940 You're a thot.
00:24:32.460 Why do you gay white guys have to pretend like they're black women?
00:24:38.120 You fucking asshole.
00:24:39.520 Shut up.
00:24:39.920 That's all you got, Beyonce?
00:24:43.280 Nigger.
00:24:44.640 Nice.
00:24:45.080 That was good.
00:24:45.620 That was better.
00:24:46.240 That was basic.
00:24:46.800 Yeah.
00:24:49.480 Nigger firing it?
00:24:51.820 Whoa, whoa.
00:24:52.640 Don't get that in the clip.
00:24:53.720 You gotta make that look better.
00:24:55.340 Wait, white girl, you say it now.
00:25:01.200 What's that?
00:25:02.160 That girl looks like a blowfish.
00:25:03.900 I love monkey, man.
00:25:13.140 This is addictive.
00:25:15.860 Holy shit.
00:25:16.980 You look like, how is that a real person?
00:25:22.540 Hey, wow.
00:25:24.100 1970s black chick.
00:25:28.000 That virgin got away.
00:25:29.160 Boy, I want to meet a Zerker fan.
00:25:30.400 I was way too mean to her.
00:25:31.540 Yo, Zerker fans, go on monkey right now.
00:25:35.520 Don't.
00:25:37.520 I love John Zerker.
00:25:40.460 Hey, what's good, man?
00:25:41.900 What's good?
00:25:42.500 What's good, man?
00:25:43.240 I love your videos.
00:25:44.360 I love you too, man.
00:25:45.500 I love being famous.
00:25:46.380 I really like that guy in the back, though.
00:25:47.780 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:25:48.500 Yeah, you cool.
00:25:48.960 Let's go.
00:25:49.880 Wait for that.
00:25:50.380 I love, I swear to God, I love when he makes fun of Aiden Ross, bro.
00:25:53.580 That shit is so funny.
00:25:54.480 I swear.
00:25:55.540 What do you think about Aiden Ross?
00:25:56.100 They be trying to call you out on the lives on those podcasts calling you fake.
00:26:01.600 You were fake Muslim and shit.
00:26:02.960 Fuck that, bro.
00:26:03.020 That's what I'm talking about.
00:26:04.020 Hey, Aiden Ross is going to watch that.
00:26:05.380 What's one thing you can say at Aiden Ross?
00:26:06.600 He's going to skip this when somebody clips in and put it in his Discord.
00:26:08.520 But what do you got to say, Aiden?
00:26:09.280 Fuck Aiden Ross.
00:26:10.580 Fuck Aiden Ross?
00:26:12.320 Nah, nah, nah.
00:26:13.140 He cool.
00:26:13.480 Nah, we love Aiden Ross over here.
00:26:14.860 Man, we love everybody.
00:26:15.880 I love Aiden Ross.
00:26:17.620 Boring.
00:26:20.380 There we go.
00:26:22.640 What the?
00:26:23.460 Chance the Rapper?
00:26:26.160 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:26:27.240 You look like I'm off to listen to some Tao Cruz.
00:26:29.700 Wait, can you go?
00:26:31.820 I'm only going up right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:26:35.040 It's a Bruno Mars.
00:26:37.080 Uh-oh.
00:26:37.580 What the fuck?
00:26:38.280 Hey, what the fuck?
00:26:39.380 My smoke detector chirping.
00:26:40.940 You sound black.
00:26:43.380 Damn.
00:26:46.380 Why do you go through so many ups and downs on Monkey, but like Tate, you could scream for
00:26:50.060 10 minutes.
00:26:50.600 What the fuck?
00:26:52.820 What did that say?
00:26:54.520 That was a snuff film.
00:26:57.600 So what was a percentage of the rapper?
00:27:00.720 Material girl.
00:27:02.980 Yeah, what's good to you?
00:27:03.700 Uh-oh.
00:27:08.580 What the?
00:27:10.220 Oh!
00:27:10.800 Phil!
00:27:11.520 Oh!
00:27:12.260 This is you for real?
00:27:13.620 Which one are you talking about?
00:27:14.720 Come on, Zerker's ego is rapping right now.
00:27:16.320 Oh no!
00:27:18.320 Oh no!
00:27:18.880 Oh!
00:27:19.420 What the fuck?
00:27:20.680 Yeah!
00:27:21.860 Yes!
00:27:22.180 My name, bitch!
00:27:22.920 Ego, yes!
00:27:24.820 Hey, what up, cuz?
00:27:25.860 Hey, what up, cuz?
00:27:26.480 What's your least favorite race?
00:27:28.540 Oh, Asians.
00:27:29.840 What the?
00:27:30.940 I'm Asian, but I don't like Asians.
00:27:33.420 Nah, honestly, bro, it's white people.
00:27:36.200 Explain each one.
00:27:37.140 First, the Blazion, explain why.
00:27:39.800 Because I'm like, if I'm part Asian, when I go to my other side of my favorite, like,
00:27:43.420 it's just like, the food is stank, I eat, it's stank, it's nasty, it's like, they got
00:27:49.300 me eating it, like, fish heads, donkey heads, it's like...
00:27:52.840 Donkey heads?
00:27:53.540 What type of Asian are you?
00:27:57.220 Yo, why do you hate white people, Blackie?
00:28:00.240 That...
00:28:00.880 Hey, yo, big nose call.
00:28:04.320 Yo, long, man.
00:28:05.460 Are you, are you both, are you both chink niggas?
00:28:09.240 What the fuck?
00:28:10.860 Yo, yo, yo, like, exotic seahorse, ugly.
00:28:17.640 Oh, this shit.
00:28:20.360 Ew, are you sneezing on the mic, bro?
00:28:22.520 Put your black face back on the camera, man, you dog as hell.
00:28:25.980 Man, yo, it like a light bulb wears, honey.
00:28:28.860 Hey, bro, you zip that hoodie back up, bro.
00:28:31.540 You look like you just committed a murder five minutes ago.
00:28:34.940 Oh, shit.
00:28:37.660 Yo, I like a walking grove.
00:28:41.180 What?
00:28:42.820 I don't know what bird got going on.
00:28:44.920 And you look like the resurrection of George Floyd.
00:28:48.640 Man!
00:28:50.180 No, you like a fake Indian.
00:28:52.020 Shut up.
00:28:55.940 All right, no, okay, you won, you won, you won, you won.
00:28:58.480 You won, you won, you won.
00:28:59.600 One, one, you got one.
00:29:01.880 You got one.
00:29:02.580 Ain't no way I met you, bro.
00:29:04.380 Yeah, now you're acting like a faggot.
00:29:06.440 You didn't even say his name.
00:29:08.000 I don't even like you, for real.
00:29:10.540 You dissing on my Andrew Tate, dude.
00:29:12.360 Why you dissing on him?
00:29:13.320 Yeah, facts, who, me?
00:29:14.580 Because you're a faggot.
00:29:15.340 Yeah, who, yeah, who dissing on my Andrew Tate?
00:29:17.200 Nah, that's him, not me.
00:29:18.740 Oh, yeah, yeah, you gon' dog.
00:29:19.960 What are you gonna do?
00:29:20.600 What are you gonna do?
00:29:21.980 What are you gonna do?
00:29:22.760 Smack him.
00:29:23.180 I should smack him, right?
00:29:24.300 Yeah, smack him.
00:29:25.240 Bro.
00:29:25.460 I should say you drop kick him.
00:29:27.100 Drop kick him?
00:29:28.200 Hey.
00:29:28.780 Do something with him.
00:29:29.880 Hey, your mothers are whores.
00:29:31.600 What the f-
00:29:32.060 Yo, mammy.
00:29:32.820 Yo, mammy.
00:29:33.920 Yo, mammy.
00:29:35.020 Yo, mama.
00:29:36.380 Yo, dear grandma.
00:29:37.560 Sonic rhinoceros.
00:29:38.640 Fuck that.
00:29:39.200 That's boring.
00:29:40.200 Okay.
00:29:41.780 They were losing it towards the end.
00:29:43.840 Holy shit, Mike.
00:29:45.500 They said it looked like a light bulb of hairs on it.
00:29:47.960 Yo, Sneeko.
00:29:48.960 Hey, what's good?
00:29:49.520 What the fuck?
00:29:50.240 Bro, bro, bro.
00:29:51.360 Whoa.
00:29:51.940 Now's your chance.
00:29:52.760 What's my name?
00:29:53.420 Bro, bro, bro.
00:29:55.620 Say my name.
00:29:56.200 I know you.
00:29:56.820 I know both of y'all.
00:29:58.020 I know both of them.
00:29:58.720 Say my name, nigga.
00:29:59.980 He doesn't know it.
00:30:00.700 What the fuck is doing that?
00:30:01.920 What's his name?
00:30:02.740 Do you know his name?
00:30:03.400 Bro.
00:30:04.020 Bro.
00:30:04.900 Bitch, nigga, say my name.
00:30:07.380 Bro, let me go get the wizard.
00:30:08.300 We're gonna talk about how you just call us.
00:30:09.640 I don't care.
00:30:11.120 Them niggas got fucking over a beard.
00:30:12.160 You have to do the woke, black, college girl thing.
00:30:14.660 You're really gonna get offended by that.
00:30:16.080 I'll go.
00:30:16.680 Why are you taking a word away from my mouth?
00:30:20.040 Bro, bro, bro.
00:30:20.860 What is your-
00:30:21.460 Bro, I'll follow you.
00:30:22.360 I'll follow you.
00:30:22.800 Bro, he knows it, but it's like-
00:30:24.780 But he knows it, but like, he just don't know it.
00:30:26.980 Oh, this nigga crazy.
00:30:28.180 Damn.
00:30:28.580 Okay, so where do I stream the guy who's hyperventilating right now?
00:30:30.880 What website?
00:30:32.420 I mean, you stream on Twitch.
00:30:33.280 I see you stream on Twitch.
00:30:33.880 You fucking fake fraud.
00:30:35.580 Fucking fraud.
00:30:36.580 Fucking fraud.
00:30:37.500 Fake motherfucker shit.
00:30:39.840 Fuck.
00:30:44.800 God.
00:30:46.800 I know we can match.
00:30:48.300 We don't smoke OJ.
00:30:49.680 But that should be the best when I'm booted off the X.
00:30:51.580 Those are your people.
00:30:54.000 Yeah.
00:30:54.480 That's the supreme race, huh?
00:30:55.980 Yeah.
00:30:56.680 What the hell?
00:30:58.040 Here we got the most Mexican-
00:31:00.040 What's good, Nico?
00:31:00.500 You look like the most Mexican black on earth.
00:31:03.380 That's all right.
00:31:04.140 Hey.
00:31:04.620 Hey, man.
00:31:05.080 What's good?
00:31:05.460 Hey, can I ask you, what's your least favorite race?
00:31:08.800 I got one.
00:31:11.620 You ain't got one?
00:31:12.420 What's your least favorite letter on the LGBT flag?
00:31:17.000 What's your least favorite race, man?
00:31:18.920 Oh.
00:31:21.320 Okay.
00:31:21.980 You look like those dudes who talk about backwoods for two hours.
00:31:26.740 I don't even smoke like that.
00:31:28.080 Be honest with you.
00:31:29.200 There you go.
00:31:30.080 There you go.
00:31:31.360 So why do you smoke weed?
00:31:32.720 Isn't that kind of for faggots?
00:31:35.780 Why you ask retarded-ass questions?
00:31:37.660 Ooh.
00:31:38.140 Would you say that to my face?
00:31:39.900 I definitely would.
00:31:40.960 Where are you?
00:31:43.180 Jacksonville, Florida.
00:31:43.900 Where are you?
00:31:44.340 I'm Florida, too, nigga.
00:31:47.980 Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:31:51.160 A little nervous laugh.
00:31:52.680 I'll smack that weed off your face.
00:31:54.780 Whoa.
00:31:56.900 Bro, you're going to let him talk to you like that?
00:31:58.480 Fucking Steve.
00:31:59.420 I tripped.
00:32:00.020 I tripped.
00:32:00.580 You alternate universe failure, Steve Harvey-looking faggot-ass.
00:32:04.460 I'll knock you the fuck out.
00:32:06.220 This is what you need to do for a living.
00:32:08.460 Like, I watch your videos and shit.
00:32:10.260 This is what you do.
00:32:11.700 I mean, at least you're talking about the money off this thing.
00:32:13.220 I mean-
00:32:13.600 You got me there.
00:32:14.460 Holy shit.
00:32:15.360 What do you do for a living?
00:32:17.820 Just work.
00:32:18.420 Just being a strong.
00:32:19.800 I work at 9 to 5.
00:32:21.340 You work at 9 to 5?
00:32:22.340 What would you rather do?
00:32:23.320 You could be making money right now, monkey, instead of getting high and getting roasted.
00:32:28.340 Beat.
00:32:29.260 How can I make money out of monkey?
00:32:31.180 You do what we're fucking doing.
00:32:33.280 He's right, but-
00:32:34.220 I don't know.
00:32:36.880 Bro, switch to crack.
00:32:37.980 It'll be more entertaining.
00:32:38.800 No, don't big date me with that fucking shit.
00:32:45.680 All right.
00:32:45.960 All right.
00:32:50.340 What the?
00:32:52.180 What the?
00:32:53.460 Oh, what gender?
00:32:54.280 That was, uh...
00:32:56.180 That was, uh...
00:32:56.920 Oh, my God.
00:32:58.040 Oh, he's a streamer.
00:33:00.880 Hey, what's good, y'all?
00:33:01.640 Can you rap?
00:33:02.740 What's good, Twin?
00:33:03.400 No, Twin.
00:33:04.040 Bro, what the fuck?
00:33:04.820 Come on, Twin.
00:33:05.380 You can rap, right, Twin?
00:33:06.720 That was, Twin.
00:33:07.300 I can't rap, Twin.
00:33:08.280 It was good, nigga.
00:33:10.340 What's good?
00:33:11.020 Hey!
00:33:12.300 Yo, what set do you rep, Twin?
00:33:18.020 Your mom, my dear.
00:33:19.300 You said what, Twin?
00:33:20.140 What set you rep?
00:33:22.400 Shit.
00:33:23.040 Nothing.
00:33:23.660 He don't rep shit.
00:33:24.860 Okay, good, good.
00:33:25.580 Stay in school, right?
00:33:27.100 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:27.660 You got Twin dollars?
00:33:28.500 Right.
00:33:28.880 Send me Twin dollars on Cash App.
00:33:30.260 What's your Cash App?
00:33:31.140 Why would you set...
00:33:31.980 Why would you set...
00:33:33.080 No, God!
00:33:33.980 Why would we send black people money for reparations?
00:33:39.640 Stay up, brok ass in the back.
00:33:40.900 Bitch, what's up to the top G?
00:33:42.000 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man.
00:33:43.680 We up.
00:33:44.720 My unmasked person for Cassidy.
00:33:46.120 Are you saying I'm in the back of the bus, nigga?
00:33:48.440 Yeah, bitch.
00:33:49.260 Yeah, bitch.
00:33:50.140 Get in the back, whitey.
00:33:51.500 That's what's up, man.
00:33:52.400 I'm gonna send you 20.
00:33:53.140 What's your Cash App?
00:33:54.400 Nigga, it's T-A.
00:33:55.480 It's T-A.
00:33:55.520 It's T-A.
00:33:57.600 It's T-A.
00:33:59.080 Damn, you're getting...
00:34:00.280 Ah, my cash.
00:34:01.300 That's not linked.
00:34:01.660 You're excited for a lotto ticket.
00:34:02.940 For $20.
00:34:11.760 Hey, girl.
00:34:12.700 Hey, yo.
00:34:13.840 Hey, yo.
00:34:15.580 Hey, girl.
00:34:16.280 Hey, Shay.
00:34:16.960 All right.
00:34:18.720 Go on, girls.
00:34:19.400 I'm at bitch like it is.
00:34:20.680 Like, 20 on that crib.
00:34:22.000 Oh!
00:34:23.220 Yeah, I'm gonna go girls only.
00:34:24.600 How do you...
00:34:24.960 Chat, I don't know how to do it.
00:34:27.020 What's the protocol from Chris?
00:34:28.220 Hey, what's up, bro?
00:34:29.480 You look like you listen to R&B music.
00:34:33.980 Hey, you like T-I?
00:34:40.760 Who's the PlayStation nigga?
00:34:44.920 Why are you talking like that?
00:34:46.640 I want some females to refresh my fucking mind from that.
00:34:49.780 I need bleach.
00:34:51.700 Yo, what the hell?
00:34:53.340 Holy...
00:34:53.380 Final boss of school shooters.
00:34:56.280 What the...
00:34:57.300 You look like you...
00:34:58.040 Hey, listen.
00:34:59.140 We got on the wrong foot.
00:35:01.880 Don't kill me.
00:35:04.460 Okay.
00:35:05.480 I'm good.
00:35:06.300 I'm good.
00:35:07.340 All right?
00:35:08.260 You look like...
00:35:08.780 You look like a Christian reformed Andrew Tate.
00:35:11.500 What do you mean, brother?
00:35:16.200 You look like a fucking swollen...
00:35:17.760 Yo, you look like Stanley Kubrick's villain.
00:35:23.660 That's fine.
00:35:24.600 I'll take it.
00:35:25.440 You look like the dude who has multiple pepper spray stories.
00:35:30.160 Approaching women.
00:35:33.580 You look like you...
00:35:34.800 Yeah, see...
00:35:35.740 You look like a neo-Nazi...
00:35:37.660 You look like you're driving to the movie theater.
00:35:41.500 Why is that funny?
00:35:45.800 I don't think so.
00:35:46.780 You look like a murderer, dude.
00:35:51.220 You look like a neo-Nazi that gets along with the black guys in jail.
00:35:57.940 You look like when they shrink a celebrity's face on Twitter.
00:36:01.560 You look like a Nazi that became a Nazi just to fit in.
00:36:05.420 Like, you're not actually one of us.
00:36:08.220 Damn.
00:36:08.620 You look like the guy who drives an 18-wheeler and then pulls up...
00:36:12.920 You look like the dude who gets women home safely when they're drunk and they're strangers in the club.
00:36:20.720 You look like...
00:36:21.640 You look like an Uber driver that never downloaded the app.
00:36:27.340 You look like a rapist.
00:36:28.920 No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:29.680 You literally look like a rapist.
00:36:31.040 Hey!
00:36:34.360 Nah.
00:36:35.220 Oh, thanks for the buzzer.
00:36:35.740 You look like the Uber drivers that give you the water bottles and gummies.
00:36:39.820 What?
00:36:42.020 Who's Sneeko?
00:36:43.080 You look like a rapist without a van.
00:36:47.680 Alright, I don't have a van.
00:36:49.200 You look like the pilot who replaces the main pilot because he got too drunk.
00:36:52.600 I'll take that.
00:36:56.180 Alright.
00:36:56.900 You look like you used to be rich with crypto, but something went horribly wrong.
00:37:05.460 You look like the Columbine Boys hero.
00:37:11.020 You look like you used Facebook.
00:37:12.980 You look like you watched Scooby-Doo Stone.
00:37:14.940 You look like the type of dude to buy, like, plain Cheerios.
00:37:24.000 You look like the guy with the lab coat at the methadone clinic.
00:37:27.440 You look like you get excited after your movie shift to go home and eat a tuna sandwich.
00:37:35.300 Okay, man.
00:37:36.100 Alright, bro.
00:37:38.740 Oh, God.
00:37:39.660 You're so stupid.
00:37:40.560 Sneeko!
00:37:41.400 Sneeko!
00:37:42.220 Sneeko!
00:37:42.660 Yeah!
00:37:43.780 Sneeko!
00:37:44.300 Sneeko!
00:37:45.800 Yeah!
00:37:46.580 Woo!
00:37:47.500 Oh, my gosh.
00:37:48.120 Yeah, I love you guys.
00:37:48.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:49.560 It's Sneeko!
00:37:50.200 This looks like a bug's life.
00:37:53.660 Hey, yo.
00:37:54.220 Where do I stream, number one fans?
00:37:57.040 What?
00:37:57.620 What website do I stream on?
00:38:00.020 Uh, Kate.
00:38:00.580 I just watch you on YouTube.
00:38:02.440 I don't know.
00:38:04.520 Power Clip and Zerka.
00:38:07.100 That part was in slow motion.
00:38:09.540 You stand on the...
00:38:10.520 Yo, what's up, Chris?
00:38:11.560 Hey, Shaniqua.
00:38:12.460 Chris?
00:38:12.900 What's up, Kyle?
00:38:15.880 Alright, they're talking to someone on the phone.
00:38:18.360 Did you hear the chip?
00:38:20.140 I just...
00:38:20.540 I'm tuning it out on those black people.
00:38:22.160 I just assume it.
00:38:22.780 Hey, what's good?
00:38:23.300 What's your least favorite race?
00:38:24.780 Bro, you look mad familiar, but...
00:38:26.920 I think we had class together or something.
00:38:28.860 Your least favorite race.
00:38:29.680 You look like...
00:38:30.460 You look like a time traveler.
00:38:32.600 Bro, can I get a chance to answer, bro?
00:38:34.680 Calm down, bro.
00:38:35.940 Hey, nigga, chill.
00:38:37.320 A white man is talking.
00:38:39.240 Nigga.
00:38:39.640 Listen, listen, listen, bro.
00:38:43.060 Let me get a chance to speak.
00:38:44.360 You said it was my least favorite race.
00:38:46.320 Yeah.
00:38:46.760 My least favorite race.
00:38:47.840 Let's hear it, boy.
00:38:49.560 What the?
00:38:49.960 My least favorite race.
00:38:51.500 Shit.
00:38:52.720 Probably like...
00:38:53.560 All right.
00:38:54.960 It's taking too long, man.
00:38:56.120 Fucking boy.
00:38:58.380 Just spit it out.
00:38:59.340 You know what it is at the top of your head.
00:39:00.680 Black people love long chairs.
00:39:08.620 Is that true?
00:39:09.720 Like, they always buy the plastic chairs.
00:39:12.220 It's like Albanians.
00:39:13.240 Like, everything I say about Albanians,
00:39:15.300 black people do.
00:39:17.320 I don't know any Albanians.
00:39:18.760 Are they like you?
00:39:19.840 Chat, does he represent Albanians?
00:39:21.000 Albanians are the niggas of Europe.
00:39:25.000 Albania is barely Europe, bro.
00:39:26.460 This shit is in the Middle East.
00:39:27.000 And perhaps, are you a nigger?
00:39:28.320 That's it.
00:39:34.280 This is your job?