SNEAKO - July 18, 2023


SNEAKO & Zherka Roast Strangers On Monkey!

Topics
my least favorite race black hair
Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Grace Sneeko Twin Fuck Aiden Ross Nigga John Zerka Andrew Tate George Floyd Chris Virginia Tech Xi Ji Ping Beyonce DeAndre Kenzie Hitler Twitch Alban Trump Zico Dude and 31 more
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Episode Stats


Length

39 minutes

Words per minute

174.6

Word count

6,911

Sentence count

1,483

Harmful content

Misogyny

108

sentences flagged

Toxicity

669

sentences flagged

Hate speech

176

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode, the guys talk about their favorite and least favorite things about each other. Also, Maddie gets offended by a question about how old are you and we talk about our least favorite race, white people.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
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Topics generated with Qwen2.5-3B-Instruct.
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00 You look like your face was swat. You look like you did a face-ass swat. 0.99
00:00:04 You look like you got a fish eye. You're a thot. 1.00
00:00:06 Why do you gay white guys have to pretend like they're black women? 1.00
00:00:11 You fucking asshole. 1.00
00:00:13 That's all you got, Beyonce? 1.00
00:00:16 Nigger. 1.00
00:00:17 You look like you're from a dystopian future, like you're hiding from the government right now in your secret lair. 0.99
00:00:23 Why do we look, why do we gotta look like I'm hiding them?
00:00:26 Nah, you look like when, you look like in that show Catfish when they reveal the person behind the anime account. 0.98
00:00:32 You look like a Mexican white school shooter. 1.00
00:00:35 You look like Virginia Tech's worst nightmare. 1.00
00:00:39 You look like the dude who gets women home safely when they're drunk and they're strangers in the club.
00:00:45 You look like the Uber drivers that give you the water bottles and gummies.
00:00:49 What?
00:00:51 Do you have an Illuminati tattoo on your neck?
00:00:54 Nah, it's like a little. 0.99
00:00:55 Yo, that's getting a little gay. 0.88
00:00:58 Hey. 0.94
00:00:59 How you doing, baby?
00:01:00 How old are you?
00:01:01 I'm good.
00:01:02 How old are you?
00:01:03 How old are you?
00:01:03 That's the answer we like to hear.
00:01:07 Oh, you find me funny. You want to fuck, don't you? 1.00
00:01:11 Whoa. 1.00
00:01:11 Whoa, how old are you first?
00:01:14 I'm...
00:01:14 I'm good, too.
00:01:16 Old enough for what?
00:01:18 Me?
00:01:18 I'm just old enough.
00:01:19 What is that? You're dodging the question.
00:01:22 No, I'm literally just old enough.
00:01:24 Okay, but what year where you're born in?
00:01:27 I don't know.
00:01:28 You're boring. 1.00
00:01:29 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00
00:01:30 Come on, move over. 1.00
00:01:31 Who the fuck does he think he's talking to? 1.00
00:01:33 A bitch. 1.00
00:01:34 Whoa, who's that over there? 1.00
00:01:36 Who's that? 1.00
00:01:36 That's who just called you a bitch and that you were laughing at five seconds ago. 1.00
00:01:39 Oh, never mind. Fuck you. Never mind. 1.00
00:01:41 No, you like me, bitch. 1.00
00:01:43 No. 1.00
00:01:43 You know you like me, fucking stupid bitch. 1.00
00:01:43 Shut up. No, it was just... 1.00
00:01:45 No, no. 0.99
00:01:45 Shut your mouth. 1.00
00:01:46 How old are you? 1.00
00:01:47 Watch your mouth.
00:01:48 How old are you?
00:01:49 Stop asking me that question. 0.99
00:01:50 How ugly are you that she needs to hide from the camera? 1.00
00:01:52 Yeah. 0.98
00:01:53 I'm not ugly.
00:01:54 It's just the fact that it's two in the morning right now. 0.96
00:01:57 So you look ugly right now.
00:01:58 That's what you're saying. 0.98
00:01:59 Well, basically.
00:02:00 Okay, so...
00:02:01 But no.
00:02:03 How much do you weigh?
00:02:05 Whoa. 1.00
00:02:06 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:07 Maddie, your voice sounds heavy. 1.00
00:02:09 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:10 That is so offensive. 1.00
00:02:12 Like, actually.
00:02:13 You're rude for no reason.
00:02:14 And I don't like it.
00:02:14 But you hear how you're laughing when you're saying you're offended?
00:02:18 Yeah.
00:02:19 Because I laugh when I get offended. 1.00
00:02:22 Just show your face, you dumb bitch. 1.00
00:02:25 Whoa. 1.00
00:02:25 Why don't you...
00:02:26 See, that's exactly why I'm not showing it. 1.00
00:02:27 Because you're on fucking steroids. 1.00
00:02:29 And I don't know who the fuck do you think you are. 1.00
00:02:31 Don't talk to me like that. 1.00
00:02:32 Google me when I was on steroids.
00:02:34 I look great.
00:02:34 This is...
00:02:35 I'm flattered.
00:02:36 No, you...
00:02:36 Ugh.
00:02:37 I don't like you.
00:02:38 You like me. 1.00
00:02:38 Your personality fucks you over. 1.00
00:02:40 You want me to spit on you. 1.00
00:02:42 I do not want you to spit on me, please.
00:02:45 Why are you giggling like a little schoolgirl? 1.00
00:02:47 You love me, bitch. 1.00
00:02:48 No, I don't love you. 1.00
00:02:49 Don't say that. 1.00
00:02:50 Okay, go fuck your mom. 1.00
00:02:52 No, fuck you. 1.00
00:02:53 Ugh. 1.00
00:02:54 You have another friend there, don't you? 0.79
00:02:56 Is she hotter than you? 1.00
00:02:59 Um, she's 10. 0.93
00:03:00 So...
00:03:00 So is she hotter than you. 1.00
00:03:03 Yo! 1.00
00:03:04 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:07 Yo. 1.00
00:03:08 No.
00:03:08 Why is it always the first one?
00:03:09 Dexerto, I disavow that. 0.99
00:03:12 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:13 Hey, what's good, bro? 1.00
00:03:14 What's your least favorite race?
00:03:17 My...
00:03:17 Uh...
00:03:18 Am I supposed to answer this?
00:03:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.80
00:03:23 Black. 0.93
00:03:23 White. 0.81
00:03:24 White. 0.81
00:03:25 Why whites? 0.95
00:03:26 What's wrong with whites? 0.99
00:03:26 Black. 1.00
00:03:27 They're just weird, bro. 0.99
00:03:29 Name something weird that they're done. 1.00
00:03:30 Yeah, what the fuck? 1.00
00:03:31 That's the master race, nigga. 1.00
00:03:34 I don't know, bro. 1.00
00:03:35 They're just weird as fuck. 1.00
00:03:36 Bro, you on that faggot time. 1.00
00:03:38 Like, I'm Mexican and black. 1.00
00:03:40 Oh, that is the worst. 0.94
00:03:41 Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:41 So what...
00:03:42 What makes you think they're weird?
00:03:43 What did they say that was weird?
00:03:44 You got dealt the... 0.99
00:03:45 Weird as fuck, bro. 1.00
00:03:46 Nigga, you got dealt the bad ass. 1.00
00:03:48 Can you... 0.99
00:03:48 I mean, hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:03:49 Don't get me wrong, bro. 0.99
00:03:50 Like, there's some cool white people, but there's some weirdo-ass white people. 1.00
00:03:53 So wait, if you're Mexican and black, does that mean you're too lazy to even steal the TV? 1.00
00:03:58 Nah, actually, I run a company with my dad. 0.99
00:04:01 Yeah, Mexicans are hardworking. 1.00
00:04:02 You got your stereotypes wrong, retard. 1.00
00:04:03 Yeah, I run a company with my dad. 1.00
00:04:06 Why'd you cut your hair with a spoon, nigga? 1.00
00:04:08 I didn't cut my hair with a spoon. 0.98
00:04:11 I got a taper, but I guess.
00:04:13 I like your haircut.
00:04:14 I don't know why he's being disrespectful.
00:04:15 Next time, ask for a refund.
00:04:17 Bro, why does this man look familiar, bro?
00:04:20 The guy eating out your mother.
00:04:22 When I say... 1.00
00:04:22 Yo, he eats pussy, he's gay. 1.00
00:04:24 Always fucking seek on my dumb ass. 1.00
00:04:26 Yo, yo, so when it's a quarter... 1.00
00:04:28 I don't say what I know you're gonna say.
00:04:31 When it's a quarter past two, what time is it?
00:04:34 Huh?
00:04:34 When it's a quarter past two, what time is it?
00:04:36 When it's a quarter...
00:04:38 Wait, wait, I got a question for you.
00:04:39 Answer my question first. 0.98
00:04:40 Nah, he's about to say the cock thing, huh? 0.99
00:04:44 I felt it coming. 0.99
00:04:46 Yo, was that Zico? 0.99
00:04:47 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:04:47 What's your least favorite race? 0.88
00:04:51 Listen, shoot. 0.97
00:04:53 I hate Indians sometimes, but I love most of y'all Indians, for real. 1.00
00:04:57 What about Albanians?
00:04:59 Albanians? 0.75
00:05:00 Yeah.
00:05:03 Alban? 0.78
00:05:03 Alban? 0.78
00:05:04 Wow.
00:05:05 What does that mean?
00:05:06 Yo, hey, you haven't heard the jokes online?
00:05:09 Like, the Alban jokes? 1.00
00:05:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:12 Nah, what is that?
00:05:13 You have?
00:05:13 Are you swimming right now, Zico? 0.94
00:05:14 Nah, I'm just on Monkey right now in my free time.
00:05:17 I'm not monetizing this.
00:05:17 I'm looking for teenagers.
00:05:19 Nah, just looking for teenagers?
00:05:21 So, what's the youngest you'll go?
00:05:25 Youngest I'll go? 0.90
00:05:26 Nigga, I'm 17, bro.
00:05:27 Yeah, so what's the youngest you'll go?
00:05:30 15. 1.00
00:05:32 Well, you're a pedophile. 0.99
00:05:33 Wow. 1.00
00:05:34 It's like, you're choosing my favorite.
00:05:36 Wow.
00:05:36 Listen, I'm 17 in a month, okay?
00:05:38 So, it's okay.
00:05:39 I'm 16, bro.
00:05:41 You are not 16, man.
00:05:43 I am.
00:05:44 If you're 16, then I'm 32.
00:05:46 What the?
00:05:47 If you're 32, then you're straight.
00:05:50 What?
00:05:51 You look young.
00:05:53 Okay.
00:05:53 I'm a little young.
00:05:54 Nah, I've had people on here tell me that I look like I was 30 years old, though.
00:05:57 Okay. 1.00
00:05:58 What the fuck? 1.00
00:05:59 I don't care. 1.00
00:06:00 Okay.
00:06:02 So, that's how he treats his fans, Chad.
00:06:05 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:06:06 What's good, buddy? 0.99
00:06:07 Damn, that's Nico. 0.98
00:06:08 What's up, bro? 0.99
00:06:09 What's up, man?
00:06:09 What's your least favorite race?
00:06:11 You look like you're from a dystopian future.
00:06:13 Like, you're hiding from the government right now in your secret lair.
00:06:16 Why do we got to look like I'm hiding, though?
00:06:20 Nah, you look like in that show Catfish when they reveal the person behind the anime account. 0.99
00:06:26 Damn. 1.00
00:06:28 You look like a Black Mirror episode about the black people. 1.00
00:06:32 Why am I on here? 0.96
00:06:33 Why do I got to get right to this?
00:06:34 I don't know, bro.
00:06:35 I don't know, bro.
00:06:36 Okay.
00:06:36 I don't know where you started off on that foot.
00:06:38 It's nice to meet you.
00:06:39 What's your least favorite race?
00:06:41 It's nice.
00:06:41 My least favorite.
00:06:42 I ain't going to lie.
00:06:43 Look, my least favorite race is my own race, really.
00:06:45 Why?
00:06:46 Why? 0.97
00:06:46 What's up, nigga? 1.00
00:06:48 Bro. 1.00
00:06:52 But no, it's because, I mean, shit, we all attack each other and shit, bro. 1.00
00:06:57 Like, it's too much hate on the same race. 1.00
00:07:00 It's weird.
00:07:00 Right, right, right.
00:07:01 Do you have an Illuminati tattoo on your neck?
00:07:03 Nah.
00:07:04 It's like a little crown. 0.97
00:07:05 Yo, that's getting a little gay. 0.97
00:07:08 That's, bro. 0.99
00:07:09 Bro, you're getting cooked by this guy.
00:07:10 What does he look like?
00:07:11 Can you make fun of him?
00:07:12 I'm sick of this guy. 1.00
00:07:13 What the fuck? 1.00
00:07:13 Right. 1.00
00:07:14 What the fuck? 1.00
00:07:14 You look like, fuck it. 1.00
00:07:15 You're like a husky-ass Ronnie 2K. 1.00
00:07:20 I don't know who that is, and that's funny. 0.97
00:07:22 All right, bro.
00:07:23 You don't know who Ronnie 2K is?
00:07:24 Nah, nah, I don't care.
00:07:25 Joseph, thanks for the 10th Zerker, the next prophet. 1.00
00:07:27 Crazy. 1.00
00:07:27 What the fuck? 1.00
00:07:28 Christians are weird, bro. 1.00
00:07:29 Bro, chill. 0.99
00:07:31 Common Christian. 1.00
00:07:32 Hey, yo, bitch. 1.00
00:07:33 How old are you? 1.00
00:07:35 Yeah, go to the wall like we didn't see you.
00:07:37 Hey, bro.
00:07:38 We're 23.
00:07:39 23 is crazy.
00:07:40 I'm not 23.
00:07:42 It says 23 on here.
00:07:44 It does?
00:07:45 You guys look like those meth park people.
00:07:47 You know, like a meth park?
00:07:50 You look like you catch a Frisbee with your teeth.
00:07:52 Hey, I quit drugs.
00:07:54 Look at that meth lighter.
00:07:58 It's just orange.
00:07:59 What drugs were you taking?
00:08:01 Don't worry about it.
00:08:03 Don't you look like that one dude?
00:08:04 Okay, your voice just cracked.
00:08:05 Who's that one dude?
00:08:07 Yo, what state are you from?
00:08:08 West Virginia or Kentucky?
00:08:10 Indiana.
00:08:12 Okay. 1.00
00:08:13 Dude, who the fuck is that? 1.00
00:08:14 How much corn did you eat for dinner? 1.00
00:08:17 Who the fuck is that? 1.00
00:08:19 You look like the... 1.00
00:08:20 No, that's too many.
00:08:22 Have you had a fantasy about a horse before?
00:08:25 What? 1.00
00:08:26 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00
00:08:28 Yeah, so you did, right? 1.00
00:08:29 Has anyone ever called you a dype?
00:08:33 Wait, how old are you?
00:08:33 Can you say how old you are before we keep cooking you?
00:08:36 Because this is going to get clipped and we're going to get in trouble.
00:08:38 Around 15.
00:08:39 Whoa. 1.00
00:08:40 They look old as fuck, man. 1.00
00:08:41 Yeah, Dixerto, sorry. 1.00
00:08:43 It's the meth.
00:08:43 It's the meth.
00:08:45 Hey, Edgar, what's good, bro?
00:08:46 This is Rob Bottle.
00:08:49 What's up, man? 0.99
00:08:51 You look like a Mexican white school shooter. 1.00
00:08:54 You look like Virginia Tech's worst nightmare. 1.00
00:08:58 Bro, is this really you? 0.63
00:09:00 You look like Sneeko. 0.91
00:09:04 Nah, I didn't.
00:09:05 No, say, say, say, say.
00:09:07 Hey, bro, is this really you?
00:09:08 You look like Sneeko if you didn't render. 0.60
00:09:12 That's messed up, bro.
00:09:13 Yo, how are you going to let him talk to you like that, bro?
00:09:16 Clap back.
00:09:17 Bro, he's the big bro.
00:09:18 Hey, thank you, Sneeko.
00:09:20 Bro, you are too, though, bro.
00:09:22 You're top G.
00:09:23 Okay, wait. 1.00
00:09:26 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
00:09:27 Damn, I was going to cook. 1.00
00:09:31 Ew. 1.00
00:09:32 Why are there three guys naked on the bed, yo? 0.90
00:09:34 It's Sneeko. 0.89
00:09:35 It's Sneeko. 0.89
00:09:35 Bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:09:36 Why is there?
00:09:37 How many more men shirtless are in this room?
00:09:40 No way.
00:09:40 This is actually Sneeko.
00:09:42 How many are there? 1.00
00:09:43 Faggot. 1.00
00:09:44 What the fuck is this faggot shit, man? 1.00
00:09:45 Let's play. 1.00
00:09:46 Okay.
00:09:46 Why are they laughing like that, yo?
00:09:52 Okay, okay.
00:09:53 Listen, look.
00:09:53 Look.
00:09:54 Are you in a hotel? 1.00
00:09:56 How is he going to explain yourself, faggot? 1.00
00:09:58 Let me... 1.00
00:09:59 Y'all shut up. 0.99
00:09:59 Let me explain. 0.99
00:10:00 So, we in Vegas, right? 0.99
00:10:01 It's 120 out here, so it's hot as fuck. 0.98
00:10:03 So, what happens in Vegas? 1.00
00:10:04 Faggot's in Vegas? 1.00
00:10:05 No. 1.00
00:10:06 Hey, look.
00:10:07 Look.
00:10:08 If I see you guys in Vegas, I'm coming there tomorrow, 1.00
00:10:11 I'm going to knock you the fuck out, faggot. 1.00
00:10:13 Nigga, who the fuck are you? 1.00
00:10:14 Who the fuck are you? 1.00
00:10:15 I spit on you! 1.00
00:10:17 Fucking Chinese guy. 1.00
00:10:18 Chinese guy talk to me like that. 1.00
00:10:20 Hey, Xi Ping. 1.00
00:10:21 Xi Ping, shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:10:22 How are you going to let him talk to you like that? 1.00
00:10:23 I'll eat your dog. 1.00
00:10:24 I'll flip the script on you. 0.87
00:10:26 You say what? 1.00
00:10:27 I'll eat your dog. 1.00
00:10:28 I'll flip the script. 0.95
00:10:29 Yo.
00:10:29 Hey, what about Sneakle? 0.98
00:10:30 Isn't Sneakle, like, Filipino or some shit? 1.00
00:10:32 Bro, that's so messed up. 0.99
00:10:33 How are you going to say we eat dogs?
00:10:34 You got us.
00:10:34 You got us.
00:10:37 Sneakle, I'm Filipino, too.
00:10:38 Oh, what's good, man?
00:10:39 Adobros.
00:10:39 But, yo, my Filipino brother, why are you around five?
00:10:42 Just turn on the AC.
00:10:43 You don't need to be doing this.
00:10:44 Go in the pool.
00:10:45 We football players, so we used to. 1.00
00:10:47 We all zesty and shit, you know? 0.99
00:10:48 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:10:49 Hey.
00:10:49 Wait.
00:10:50 What the f- 1.00
00:10:50 You guys smack each other's ass in the shower and stuff? 1.00
00:10:54 Hey. 1.00
00:10:54 No, we be taking showers together and shit, you know? 1.00
00:10:57 Okay. 1.00
00:10:58 All right.
00:10:59 I'm glad he didn't know me.
00:11:01 That's your guys.
00:11:03 Nico.
00:11:03 Hey, what's good, bro?
00:11:04 Come on, bro.
00:11:05 What about me, nigga? 0.98
00:11:06 What about me, nigga? 0.96
00:11:07 You said you don't like fame.
00:11:08 Yo, play a song real quick. 1.00
00:11:09 What's my name, bitch? 1.00
00:11:10 Yo. 1.00
00:11:11 Yo, there's no way this is happening right now.
00:11:13 Play a song.
00:11:14 All right.
00:11:14 Hey there, Delilah. 1.00
00:11:16 I'm a little faggot. 1.00
00:11:17 One more shot. 1.00
00:11:21 Quit, quit.
00:11:23 Huh?
00:11:23 Just quit.
00:11:24 You know, you're doing great.
00:11:25 You're doing great.
00:11:26 Bro, watch this.
00:11:35 Don't look at me like that, though. 0.94
00:11:36 Shut my phone up. 0.99
00:11:37 Don't bite your lip. 1.00
00:11:38 Why are you Zoomers always gay? 1.00
00:11:43 There's been a lot of that. 1.00
00:11:46 What the fuck? 1.00
00:11:48 Is this Nico? 1.00
00:11:50 How old are you?
00:11:51 How old are you?
00:11:52 Oh, no.
00:11:55 Bob, no.
00:11:56 How old are you?
00:12:00 I'm 17.
00:12:01 What's going on?
00:12:02 Oh, wow.
00:12:04 I think that's the age you can sign in Florida, though. 1.00
00:12:06 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:12 Here we go. 1.00
00:12:13 Here we go.
00:12:14 All right.
00:12:16 Legendary says, I think Zerker's a little hurt on the inside of not getting recognized.
00:12:19 Yeah, I am.
00:12:20 True.
00:12:21 Oh, yeah.
00:12:21 I don't like being famous.
00:12:22 True in the chat.
00:12:23 I want to roll around on MDMA.
00:12:25 No, I don't like being seen in person, but on Monkey?
00:12:27 I mean...
00:12:28 Yeah, man, dude.
00:12:29 He's going to recognize me.
00:12:30 I hear it in his voice. 1.00
00:12:31 Man, fuck that boy. 1.00
00:12:32 Hey, I like your fan. 1.00
00:12:34 Does it ever chop your head off and do us a favor, bitch? 1.00
00:12:38 Dang. 1.00
00:12:38 Oh, you kind of hurt his...
00:12:41 All right. 0.99
00:12:42 Man, you want to hear shit-o-ugly? 0.99
00:12:44 What? 0.99
00:12:47 They said the N-word.
00:12:48 Yeah, they did.
00:12:48 It was funny.
00:12:49 Nico?
00:12:51 Hey, Nico.
00:12:53 Black! 1.00
00:12:53 How old are you?
00:12:55 I'm 17.
00:12:56 Hey.
00:12:56 Can you lie for the stream so I can talk to you?
00:13:00 You want me to lie?
00:13:01 Don't clip that.
00:13:04 He's singing the N-word song.
00:13:06 I forgot.
00:13:07 Wait.
00:13:08 Is this the real sneaker?
00:13:09 Let's go, y'all.
00:13:09 Wait.
00:13:10 Is that your girlfriend in the middle? 1.00
00:13:11 No, that's my best friend.
00:13:12 Oh, okay.
00:13:13 Wait, what? 1.00
00:13:13 You didn't fuck her yet? 1.00
00:13:14 Are you gay or something? 1.00
00:13:15 No. 1.00
00:13:16 Bro, fuck her brains out. 1.00
00:13:18 Why are you friends with a woman? 1.00
00:13:19 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:13:20 Hey, why aren't you giving it up, young lady? 1.00
00:13:25 Good question.
00:13:26 My best friend.
00:13:27 Best friend?
00:13:28 Maybe best friend when I go inside.
00:13:31 All right, give me a turn.
00:13:34 I mean, you got to ask her boyfriend. 1.00
00:13:36 Fuck her boyfriend. 1.00
00:13:37 I'm not this bitch ass up. 1.00
00:13:38 Wait. 1.00
00:13:38 What does your boyfriend think about you being on monkey with this Playboy Cardi looking guy?
00:13:42 Playboy Cardi is different.
00:13:45 Is he?
00:13:46 Oh, really?
00:13:47 So, what's his name?
00:13:48 What is DeAndre's name? 0.68
00:13:51 DeAndre's a creep.
00:13:53 So, are you guys screaming right now, too? 1.00
00:13:55 You guys are black? 0.99
00:13:56 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:57 You guys my niggas.
00:13:59 Absolutely.
00:14:00 I'm on Brickle, by the way.
00:14:02 I live on Brickle, Miami, if you want to throw hands.
00:14:05 No.
00:14:05 It's all good.
00:14:06 Okay.
00:14:06 You get the pass.
00:14:07 What's her name?
00:14:08 Queen.
00:14:09 Queen?
00:14:10 Queen? 1.00
00:14:10 You want to fuck? 1.00
00:14:11 And she's her friend? 1.00
00:14:12 Yeah.
00:14:13 How old is she? 0.98
00:14:14 24.
00:14:15 24.
00:14:15 Hey, Queen, can I hit it from the back one time?
00:14:19 He asked it in a very polite way.
00:14:20 I always like a really gentleman.
00:14:22 That was a polite way?
00:14:23 Mm-hmm.
00:14:24 You got to ask.
00:14:25 You got to, like...
00:14:26 You got to bend over.
00:14:27 Be poetic.
00:14:28 Be poetic.
00:14:29 Oh, you try, try, try, try.
00:14:30 All right.
00:14:31 Poetic.
00:14:31 Let's hear it.
00:14:32 Je m'appelle bend over.
00:14:34 Oh.
00:14:35 You like that.
00:14:36 All right. 0.99
00:14:37 Je m'appelle pussy crochet. 1.00
00:14:39 You're not crushing anything, bro. 1.00
00:14:41 Come on.
00:14:41 We already established that.
00:14:42 Yeah.
00:14:43 All right, y'all. 1.00
00:14:45 The fuck? 1.00
00:14:45 I was going to pick up. 1.00
00:14:46 Yeah, it was weird with the guy.
00:14:48 Yeah, that was...
00:14:50 Oh, my God.
00:14:51 Is that Sneeko? 0.57
00:14:51 Yo, why are you wearing glasses like that, bro? 1.00
00:14:53 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:14:53 Say my name. 1.00
00:14:54 Oh.
00:14:54 Sorry, bro.
00:14:55 Yo, what's your...
00:14:57 What?
00:14:57 Hey, hey, hey. 0.99
00:14:58 What am I, fucking Robin? 0.99
00:14:59 Am I chopped liver here, bro? 0.99
00:15:00 What's my name? 1.00
00:15:03 Fuck this, bro. 1.00
00:15:04 I'm not... 1.00
00:15:04 Yo, Adam, I can't see you.
00:15:06 I don't know if you can hear me. 1.00
00:15:06 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
00:15:07 Ready? 1.00
00:15:07 He's going to know.
00:15:09 Yo, it's Sneeko.
00:15:10 Hey. 1.00
00:15:11 Hey, yo, bitch. 1.00
00:15:15 Why are you on Monkey if you're not going to be on... 1.00
00:15:17 Yo, let's go.
00:15:23 What's your least favorite race? 0.98
00:15:25 I'd have to say black people. 0.93
00:15:29 Why? 1.00
00:15:29 I mean, I just hate those tar donkeys. 1.00
00:15:31 Them monkeys swinging. 0.97
00:15:34 The moon crickets.
00:15:35 I just can't do it.
00:15:36 Monkey slinging?
00:15:38 Yeah, it's just the moon crickets.
00:15:40 Watermelon monkey chicken crunching.
00:15:42 Facts.
00:15:42 Keep going.
00:15:43 The ones that are out there.
00:15:43 The ones that are crazy and just out there just doing a little too much in this world. 0.98
00:15:47 They're just doing all this thugging. 0.98
00:15:49 They're thugging for no reason.
00:15:50 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:51 True, true, true.
00:15:51 Do you like black women better or white women better? 0.99
00:15:54 Black. 0.93
00:15:55 Why? 0.98
00:15:57 Because they're more beneficial.
00:15:59 Beneficial for what? 1.00
00:16:02 Fuck this. 1.00
00:16:02 They cook. 1.00
00:16:03 Yeah, they're not funny, huh? 0.62
00:16:05 Now they're racist.
00:16:06 Girls got this right here. 1.00
00:16:07 I will never get it, but it's funny.
00:16:10 Hey, Kenzie. 1.00
00:16:11 Ew, bitch, you ugly as fuck with y'all bald-headed ass. 1.00
00:16:13 Why? 1.00
00:16:14 Hey, Kenzie.
00:16:14 Kenzie.
00:16:15 Turn the light on. 0.98
00:16:16 You're too black. 1.00
00:16:17 Bitch, I'm my black. 1.00
00:16:18 Bitch, you're racist as fuck. 1.00
00:16:19 Do you want to get access? 1.00
00:16:20 Don't make me fuck your daddy. 1.00
00:16:22 Okay, turn the light on, bitch. 1.00
00:16:24 You look like Caesar from On My Block. 1.00
00:16:27 From what?
00:16:28 Caesar from... 1.00
00:16:29 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:16:30 You look like Caesar from when he cut his hair from On My Block. 1.00
00:16:33 He got, he got, he got...
00:16:34 Hey, you girls.
00:16:35 You girls.
00:16:35 The man in the back look like...
00:16:36 Hey, you girls.
00:16:37 The man in the back look like...
00:16:38 Hold on.
00:16:39 We can see...
00:16:39 Nose hair.
00:16:40 Chill.
00:16:40 You look like... 0.55
00:16:41 And are y'all...
00:16:41 Y'all got any... 1.00
00:16:42 Bitch, you look like... 1.00
00:16:43 Bitch. 1.00
00:16:44 Bitch. 1.00
00:16:45 Bitch, you look like my left toe. 1.00
00:16:46 You look like George Floyd, bitch. 1.00
00:16:48 I'm being... 1.00
00:16:49 I'm not trying to...
00:16:50 I'm being...
00:16:50 You look like George Floyd.
00:16:52 I'm not...
00:16:52 I'm being for real.
00:16:53 The boy in the front look like Caesar, and the boy in the back look like Spooky from On My Block.
00:16:57 Have y'all seen that before?
00:16:58 Nah, I don't watch Netflix because I got better things to do with my time. 1.00
00:17:01 You're a fag. 1.00
00:17:02 Yeah, you watch terrible TV because you have no other personality, but actually turn the 1.00
00:17:05 light on so I can make fun of your stupid appearance and that your hair is all nappy. 1.00
00:17:08 What the fuck up, you fucking ugly ass. 1.00
00:17:09 You look like you took the weave off. 1.00
00:17:10 You have slavery hair. 1.00
00:17:12 What the fuck? 1.00
00:17:14 Okay, Ann. 1.00
00:17:14 The fuck, I'm black. 1.00
00:17:15 But do you want to get active with my dad? 1.00
00:17:16 Bitch, you ain't even got no hair. 1.00
00:17:18 Do you want to play my dad? 1.00
00:17:18 You ain't even got no hair.
00:17:18 You ain't even got no hair.
00:17:19 Do I want to get active with your dad?
00:17:21 You look like you got...
00:17:21 You look like you got dirt on your lips.
00:17:24 All of our hair is on our whip.
00:17:28 Hey, ha, ha.
00:17:29 That's so funny. 0.99
00:17:31 Slaves. 0.56
00:17:33 Slavery's funny. 1.00
00:17:34 All right, when I see your mama on her chest and I record that shit, it's in the sea. 1.00
00:17:37 All right, all right. 1.00
00:17:38 Do you think this is... 0.99
00:17:39 Black lives don't matter. 1.00
00:17:40 Black lives don't matter. 1.00
00:17:40 Bloody ass mama. 1.00
00:17:42 How many... 1.00
00:17:42 How many baby daddy shit? 1.00
00:17:43 Hey, fuck BLM. 1.00
00:17:44 Or her dead ass. 1.00
00:17:45 Fuck your BLM. 1.00
00:17:46 Yeah, bitch, you want to keep on fucking playing with the party. 1.00
00:17:47 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:17:48 You fuck up ugly ass. 1.00
00:17:49 Shut up. 1.00
00:17:50 You're too ugly to turn the light on. 1.00
00:17:51 Go back to your government cheese, bitch. 1.00
00:17:54 Bitch, go back to... 1.00
00:17:55 Go back to the fucking border. 1.00
00:17:56 Go back to y'all stand on the fucking wall. 1.00
00:17:58 Damn. 1.00
00:17:59 Trump shouldn't have never brought y'all bitch ass no. 1.00
00:18:00 The wall was the greatest thing to happen in the past 10 years. 0.99
00:18:03 So why you...
00:18:04 So why you not on the other side where you supposed to be? 1.00
00:18:06 Yeah, bitch, go back to the other side. 1.00
00:18:07 I'm not Mexican. 1.00
00:18:08 Why you change your accent? 0.72
00:18:08 Why aren't you on your slave ship?
00:18:11 Because slavery is not a thing anymore. 1.00
00:18:13 Because my bitch Harriet tell me fuck her, all right? 1.00
00:18:15 Fuck. 1.00
00:18:16 Okay. 1.00
00:18:17 They're funny.
00:18:18 Yeah.
00:18:18 Harriet.
00:18:19 Oh, good.
00:18:20 They're the funniest so far.
00:18:22 Yo, does anyone have lights or are you guys just too poor and too black for lights?
00:18:26 Yeah, we too black for light.
00:18:28 Oh, okay. 0.96
00:18:29 Don't put on your morning voice for us, Spaggot. 1.00
00:18:32 He had the one I... 1.00
00:18:33 Hey, yo, bitch. 1.00
00:18:35 Yeah, these... 1.00
00:18:36 Stop.
00:18:37 Why'd you start that with a dude?
00:18:41 Do you like Trump or...
00:18:42 Wait, do you like Trump or...
00:18:44 I like Hitler. 1.00
00:18:45 Hitler. 0.57
00:18:46 No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:47 He's just joking.
00:18:48 Bro, how many more times in one show?
00:18:49 Excuse me.
00:18:50 Excuse me.
00:18:50 We're doing the YouTube.
00:18:51 Silence.
00:18:52 There are 12-year-olds in your...
00:18:53 Yo, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
00:18:56 It's not my...
00:18:56 Disavow.
00:18:57 Oh, Grace.
00:18:57 Hey, Grace.
00:18:58 How you doing?
00:18:58 What's your name?
00:19:00 You just said it.
00:19:01 How old are you?
00:19:03 21.
00:19:04 21?
00:19:04 Okay.
00:19:05 21.
00:19:05 21.
00:19:06 So, where are you from?
00:19:08 Pennsylvania.
00:19:09 Okay.
00:19:10 Which one of us is more attractive, Grace?
00:19:15 The one in the front.
00:19:16 Hey.
00:19:17 Okay, okay.
00:19:18 Yeah, in the front. 1.00
00:19:19 Grace, you're being a total whore. 1.00
00:19:20 So, Grace, let's say Grace now because you're a blessing. 1.00
00:19:24 How?
00:19:25 Your presence in your nose and I'm losing you right now. 0.99
00:19:28 But I like your fuckboy lights. 0.99
00:19:30 My nose? 0.99
00:19:32 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:32 Grace, would you fuck Sneakle, the famous YouTuber? 1.00
00:19:35 Rumbler. 1.00
00:19:37 I don't even know him. 0.99
00:19:39 I can't say if I would have sex with him. 0.97
00:19:40 How many dates do I have to pretend to like you before we can have sex? 0.99
00:19:44 Pretend?
00:19:45 Well, obviously, if it's pretend, I'm not going to do it.
00:19:47 Well, you're not going to know because that's the whole point of pretending. 0.84
00:19:49 But how much are you going to talk about your astrology sign before I can have intercourse?
00:19:53 First of all, I'm...
00:19:54 Wait, Grace. 1.00
00:19:55 Grace, I would like to fuck too. 1.00
00:19:57 What do I have to do to get you? 1.00
00:20:00 Guys, I'm Christian.
00:20:03 You're Christian?
00:20:04 You're Christian?
00:20:05 Yeah.
00:20:06 How many bodies do you have?
00:20:08 I'm literally a virgin.
00:20:09 Really?
00:20:10 What?
00:20:12 Grace, we're trolling, bro.
00:20:14 Hey, hey, hey.
00:20:15 Grace, do you have social media?
00:20:17 I'm John Zerka.
00:20:17 The biggest thing on the algorithm.
00:20:19 I'm famous.
00:20:20 And I'm...
00:20:21 Why are you leading with that?
00:20:21 He's a Muslim. 1.00
00:20:22 You don't want to be with this goat fucker. 1.00
00:20:23 You want to be with me. 1.00
00:20:24 No, absolutely not.
00:20:25 See, we're actually stoic and we don't do drugs.
00:20:28 And I'm more attractive like old Muslims because we're better looking. 1.00
00:20:31 We do not battle with flesh and blood, Grace.
00:20:32 We battle with principalities and power.
00:20:34 Wait, are you vaccinated?
00:20:35 You're also a virgin.
00:20:36 Grace, come.
00:20:38 You're vaccinated?
00:20:40 That's fine.
00:20:41 I'll still take you. 0.84
00:20:42 Oh, gross. 0.95
00:20:42 Are you... 0.93
00:20:43 So, like...
00:20:44 So, my name's John Zerka.
00:20:46 And what's your online name? 0.82
00:20:49 Don't click away from a virgin.
00:20:51 What do you mean by online name? 0.94
00:20:52 Hey, you're a virgin for real?
00:20:54 Like, I could get this on legal contract. 0.90
00:20:56 No, that vaccine shot penetrated.
00:20:58 I don't care.
00:20:58 Grace, I want to date you.
00:21:00 I want to date you.
00:21:01 I'm not joking.
00:21:03 First of all, you're Miami.
00:21:05 Well, where are you?
00:21:06 I'll fly.
00:21:07 She's in Philly.
00:21:08 I'm not in Philly.
00:21:09 Where are you?
00:21:10 I'm in Pennsylvania, but I'm not in this.
00:21:12 That's fine.
00:21:12 I'll come to you.
00:21:13 I'll book a flight tonight and we'll do a YouTube vlog.
00:21:17 Do YouTube what? 0.96
00:21:19 Vlog, nigga. 1.00
00:21:20 Did I stutter? 0.90
00:21:22 I'm sorry.
00:21:22 It's a joke.
00:21:23 I don't have anger issues.
00:21:24 Grace, Grace.
00:21:25 How do I add you as a friend?
00:21:29 You click the friend button. 0.96
00:21:30 Can you click it, nigga? 1.00
00:21:32 So, Grace, I'm not joking. 0.85
00:21:35 This is not for content. 0.88
00:21:36 I want a virgin girlfriend. 0.96
00:21:37 Are you up for this? 1.00
00:21:41 Spit it out. 1.00
00:21:42 The fuck? 1.00
00:21:44 I don't have an answer for you. 1.00
00:21:46 Okay.
00:21:47 What do you like in a guy? 0.99
00:21:48 Where do I have to take you and shit? 0.99
00:21:52 But, like, that sentence right there. 0.99
00:21:54 Just, like...
00:21:55 Oh, my God.
00:21:56 Stop slowing us down, dude.
00:21:58 It's not you.
00:21:59 It's just, like, that's not what I'm looking for.
00:22:02 What are you looking for? 1.00
00:22:03 Shut the fuck up, bro. 1.00
00:22:03 He has a bunch of anger management. 1.00
00:22:05 I understand.
00:22:05 I bet I'm better looking anyway.
00:22:07 Jesus is kidding.
00:22:07 Grace, come to me.
00:22:07 I'm sorry that he's being all, like, angry like that.
00:22:10 Grace, when I take you out, we can go and we'll have a music performance.
00:22:13 We'll take you on a nice day.
00:22:14 I'm going to get you some flowers.
00:22:15 I don't think that we need to go do all this yelling. 1.00
00:22:17 Fuck! 1.00
00:22:17 Fuck! 1.00
00:22:18 Fuck! 1.00
00:22:19 Fuck! 1.00
00:22:19 Vaccinated fucking Philly. 1.00
00:22:20 You fucked that up. 1.00
00:22:21 Fucking virgin. 1.00
00:22:22 Yo, what the hell? 1.00
00:22:24 Sneeko, what the fuck? 1.00
00:22:25 That's not Sneeko. 1.00
00:22:26 That's not Sneeko. 0.56
00:22:27 Yo, K-Flock, you made it out of jail? 1.00
00:22:29 That's not Sneeko, bro.
00:22:30 That's not Sneeko. 0.56
00:22:30 Gala, gala, boom.
00:22:31 Wait, bro.
00:22:32 I thought you got locked up on a Rico charge.
00:22:34 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.90
00:22:35 Didn't you catch a body in Harlem?
00:22:37 I can't screenshot this, man.
00:22:38 Can you screenshot this?
00:22:39 Nah, man.
00:22:40 Wait.
00:22:40 So, hold on.
00:22:41 What do you hold on? 0.97
00:22:41 You look like the black kid in Hey Arnold. 1.00
00:22:44 This? 0.99
00:22:45 This is a BB gun.
00:22:48 O-block. 0.93
00:22:50 Bro, you Dominican? 1.00
00:22:51 You are a nigga. 1.00
00:22:54 Yo, how you doing? 1.00
00:22:54 How are you going to let him call you that?
00:22:55 He's white.
00:22:57 I'm not white, man. 0.68
00:23:01 I'm black, Mexican.
00:23:03 That's right.
00:23:04 Me too.
00:23:05 Hey, can I ask you a question?
00:23:07 Yes.
00:23:07 What's your top three favorite countries besides the United States? 1.00
00:23:11 Damn, bro. 0.99
00:23:13 Florida. 1.00
00:23:14 Florida? 0.65
00:23:17 Okay, he's going to blow up. 0.91
00:23:17 Kansas. 0.88
00:23:18 Florida, Kansas.
00:23:19 One more country.
00:23:21 I don't know.
00:23:21 My Kansas.
00:23:22 My Kansas.
00:23:22 My Kansas. 1.00
00:23:23 What the fuck? 1.00
00:23:24 South Dakota? 1.00
00:23:25 South Dakota.
00:23:25 What?
00:23:26 South Dakota?
00:23:26 That's your favorite country?
00:23:28 No, bro. 0.99
00:23:28 Because, like, it's quiet as fuck out there, bro. 0.99
00:23:30 I'm much more, like, quiet, cuz. 0.99
00:23:32 Oh, okay.
00:23:33 Do you know who the president of Kansas is?
00:23:36 Who?
00:23:37 No, I don't know.
00:23:38 I'm asking.
00:23:38 Because you said it's one of your favorite countries.
00:23:39 No.
00:23:40 Oh, yeah.
00:23:41 All right.
00:23:41 Who about Miami?
00:23:43 Miami's a great country, personally.
00:23:44 You know, what's the capital of Miami? 1.00
00:23:46 Nigga, you're a retard. 1.00
00:23:48 That's a city. 1.00
00:23:48 I want to say the states come slow as fuck. 1.00
00:23:50 You said country. 1.00
00:23:51 Yo, easy, easy, bro.
00:23:53 Wait, hold up.
00:23:54 Why are your finger on the trigger, bro?
00:23:55 It's a BB gun.
00:23:57 I don't think so.
00:23:58 Cut, cut, cut.
00:23:59 I love the country of Miami.
00:24:00 But do you know the capital, though?
00:24:03 Nah.
00:24:03 No.
00:24:04 Wait, no. 1.00
00:24:04 Okay, fuck this guy. 1.00
00:24:05 Wait, no. 1.00
00:24:06 It's not a country, it's a state, cuz.
00:24:08 Yeah, Miami's a state, bro.
00:24:09 You got it right, yeah. 0.99
00:24:11 You should take that gun and then squeeze it inside of your living room. 0.94
00:24:14 No, don't do that. 0.96
00:24:15 I said inside of your living room.
00:24:16 I didn't say, like, at himself.
00:24:18 Don't clip the part where I wasn't saying that.
00:24:22 Hey, what the?
00:24:23 You guys look distorted.
00:24:26 You look like your face was swapped. 0.98
00:24:28 You look like you did a face-ass swap. 0.98
00:24:30 You look like you got a fisheye. 1.00
00:24:31 You're a thot. 1.00
00:24:32 Why do you gay white guys have to pretend like they're black women? 1.00
00:24:38 You fucking asshole. 1.00
00:24:39 Shut up. 1.00
00:24:39 That's all you got, Beyonce? 1.00
00:24:43 Nigger. 1.00
00:24:44 Nice. 0.98
00:24:45 That was good.
00:24:45 That was better.
00:24:46 That was basic.
00:24:46 Yeah. 0.93
00:24:49 Nigger firing it? 1.00
00:24:51 Whoa, whoa. 0.98
00:24:52 Don't get that in the clip.
00:24:53 You gotta make that look better.
00:24:55 Wait, white girl, you say it now. 0.78
00:25:01 What's that? 1.00
00:25:02 That girl looks like a blowfish. 1.00
00:25:03 I love monkey, man.
00:25:13 This is addictive. 1.00
00:25:15 Holy shit. 1.00
00:25:16 You look like, how is that a real person? 1.00
00:25:22 Hey, wow. 0.96
00:25:24 1970s black chick. 0.98
00:25:28 That virgin got away. 1.00
00:25:29 Boy, I want to meet a Zerker fan. 0.69
00:25:30 I was way too mean to her.
00:25:31 Yo, Zerker fans, go on monkey right now.
00:25:35 Don't.
00:25:37 I love John Zerker.
00:25:40 Hey, what's good, man?
00:25:41 What's good?
00:25:42 What's good, man?
00:25:43 I love your videos.
00:25:44 I love you too, man.
00:25:45 I love being famous.
00:25:46 I really like that guy in the back, though.
00:25:47 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:25:48 Yeah, you cool.
00:25:48 Let's go.
00:25:49 Wait for that.
00:25:50 I love, I swear to God, I love when he makes fun of Aiden Ross, bro. 1.00
00:25:53 That shit is so funny. 1.00
00:25:54 I swear. 1.00
00:25:55 What do you think about Aiden Ross?
00:25:56 They be trying to call you out on the lives on those podcasts calling you fake. 1.00
00:26:01 You were fake Muslim and shit. 1.00
00:26:02 Fuck that, bro. 1.00
00:26:03 That's what I'm talking about. 1.00
00:26:04 Hey, Aiden Ross is going to watch that.
00:26:05 What's one thing you can say at Aiden Ross?
00:26:06 He's going to skip this when somebody clips in and put it in his Discord.
00:26:08 But what do you got to say, Aiden? 1.00
00:26:09 Fuck Aiden Ross. 1.00
00:26:10 Fuck Aiden Ross? 1.00
00:26:12 Nah, nah, nah. 1.00
00:26:13 He cool.
00:26:13 Nah, we love Aiden Ross over here.
00:26:14 Man, we love everybody.
00:26:15 I love Aiden Ross.
00:26:17 Boring.
00:26:20 There we go.
00:26:22 What the?
00:26:23 Chance the Rapper?
00:26:26 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:26:27 You look like I'm off to listen to some Tao Cruz.
00:26:29 Wait, can you go?
00:26:31 I'm only going up right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:26:35 It's a Bruno Mars.
00:26:37 Uh-oh. 1.00
00:26:37 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:38 Hey, what the fuck? 1.00
00:26:39 My smoke detector chirping. 1.00
00:26:40 You sound black. 1.00
00:26:43 Damn. 1.00
00:26:46 Why do you go through so many ups and downs on Monkey, but like Tate, you could scream for 1.00
00:26:50 10 minutes. 1.00
00:26:50 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:52 What did that say? 1.00
00:26:54 That was a snuff film.
00:26:57 So what was a percentage of the rapper?
00:27:00 Material girl.
00:27:02 Yeah, what's good to you?
00:27:03 Uh-oh.
00:27:08 What the?
00:27:10 Oh! 0.60
00:27:10 Phil!
00:27:11 Oh! 0.60
00:27:12 This is you for real?
00:27:13 Which one are you talking about?
00:27:14 Come on, Zerker's ego is rapping right now.
00:27:16 Oh no!
00:27:18 Oh no!
00:27:18 Oh! 1.00
00:27:19 What the fuck? 1.00
00:27:20 Yeah! 1.00
00:27:21 Yes! 1.00
00:27:22 My name, bitch! 1.00
00:27:22 Ego, yes! 1.00
00:27:24 Hey, what up, cuz?
00:27:25 Hey, what up, cuz?
00:27:26 What's your least favorite race?
00:27:28 Oh, Asians. 1.00
00:27:29 What the? 0.82
00:27:30 I'm Asian, but I don't like Asians. 1.00
00:27:33 Nah, honestly, bro, it's white people. 0.95
00:27:36 Explain each one.
00:27:37 First, the Blazion, explain why.
00:27:39 Because I'm like, if I'm part Asian, when I go to my other side of my favorite, like, 0.76
00:27:43 it's just like, the food is stank, I eat, it's stank, it's nasty, it's like, they got
00:27:49 me eating it, like, fish heads, donkey heads, it's like... 0.99
00:27:52 Donkey heads?
00:27:53 What type of Asian are you? 1.00
00:27:57 Yo, why do you hate white people, Blackie? 0.99
00:28:00 That... 0.99
00:28:00 Hey, yo, big nose call.
00:28:04 Yo, long, man. 0.91
00:28:05 Are you, are you both, are you both chink niggas? 1.00
00:28:09 What the fuck? 1.00
00:28:10 Yo, yo, yo, like, exotic seahorse, ugly. 1.00
00:28:17 Oh, this shit. 1.00
00:28:20 Ew, are you sneezing on the mic, bro? 1.00
00:28:22 Put your black face back on the camera, man, you dog as hell. 1.00
00:28:25 Man, yo, it like a light bulb wears, honey. 1.00
00:28:28 Hey, bro, you zip that hoodie back up, bro.
00:28:31 You look like you just committed a murder five minutes ago. 1.00
00:28:34 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:28:37 Yo, I like a walking grove. 1.00
00:28:41 What?
00:28:42 I don't know what bird got going on.
00:28:44 And you look like the resurrection of George Floyd.
00:28:48 Man! 0.98
00:28:50 No, you like a fake Indian. 1.00
00:28:52 Shut up. 1.00
00:28:55 All right, no, okay, you won, you won, you won, you won. 1.00
00:28:58 You won, you won, you won.
00:28:59 One, one, you got one.
00:29:01 You got one.
00:29:02 Ain't no way I met you, bro. 1.00
00:29:04 Yeah, now you're acting like a faggot. 1.00
00:29:06 You didn't even say his name. 1.00
00:29:08 I don't even like you, for real.
00:29:10 You dissing on my Andrew Tate, dude.
00:29:12 Why you dissing on him?
00:29:13 Yeah, facts, who, me? 1.00
00:29:14 Because you're a faggot. 1.00
00:29:15 Yeah, who, yeah, who dissing on my Andrew Tate? 1.00
00:29:17 Nah, that's him, not me.
00:29:18 Oh, yeah, yeah, you gon' dog. 0.99
00:29:19 What are you gonna do?
00:29:20 What are you gonna do?
00:29:21 What are you gonna do? 0.98
00:29:22 Smack him. 0.99
00:29:23 I should smack him, right? 1.00
00:29:24 Yeah, smack him. 1.00
00:29:25 Bro. 1.00
00:29:25 I should say you drop kick him. 0.99
00:29:27 Drop kick him? 0.99
00:29:28 Hey. 0.99
00:29:28 Do something with him. 1.00
00:29:29 Hey, your mothers are whores. 1.00
00:29:31 What the f- 1.00
00:29:32 Yo, mammy. 1.00
00:29:32 Yo, mammy. 1.00
00:29:33 Yo, mammy. 1.00
00:29:35 Yo, mama. 0.98
00:29:36 Yo, dear grandma. 0.55
00:29:37 Sonic rhinoceros. 1.00
00:29:38 Fuck that. 1.00
00:29:39 That's boring. 1.00
00:29:40 Okay.
00:29:41 They were losing it towards the end. 1.00
00:29:43 Holy shit, Mike. 0.99
00:29:45 They said it looked like a light bulb of hairs on it. 0.99
00:29:47 Yo, Sneeko. 0.77
00:29:48 Hey, what's good? 0.99
00:29:49 What the fuck? 1.00
00:29:50 Bro, bro, bro. 1.00
00:29:51 Whoa.
00:29:51 Now's your chance.
00:29:52 What's my name?
00:29:53 Bro, bro, bro.
00:29:55 Say my name.
00:29:56 I know you.
00:29:56 I know both of y'all.
00:29:58 I know both of them. 0.98
00:29:58 Say my name, nigga. 0.83
00:29:59 He doesn't know it. 1.00
00:30:00 What the fuck is doing that? 1.00
00:30:01 What's his name? 1.00
00:30:02 Do you know his name?
00:30:03 Bro.
00:30:04 Bro. 1.00
00:30:04 Bitch, nigga, say my name. 1.00
00:30:07 Bro, let me go get the wizard. 1.00
00:30:08 We're gonna talk about how you just call us.
00:30:09 I don't care. 1.00
00:30:11 Them niggas got fucking over a beard. 1.00
00:30:12 You have to do the woke, black, college girl thing. 1.00
00:30:14 You're really gonna get offended by that. 0.59
00:30:16 I'll go.
00:30:16 Why are you taking a word away from my mouth?
00:30:20 Bro, bro, bro.
00:30:20 What is your-
00:30:21 Bro, I'll follow you.
00:30:22 I'll follow you.
00:30:22 Bro, he knows it, but it's like-
00:30:24 But he knows it, but like, he just don't know it. 1.00
00:30:26 Oh, this nigga crazy. 1.00
00:30:28 Damn. 1.00
00:30:28 Okay, so where do I stream the guy who's hyperventilating right now? 0.99
00:30:30 What website?
00:30:32 I mean, you stream on Twitch.
00:30:33 I see you stream on Twitch. 1.00
00:30:33 You fucking fake fraud. 1.00
00:30:35 Fucking fraud. 1.00
00:30:36 Fucking fraud. 1.00
00:30:37 Fake motherfucker shit. 1.00
00:30:39 Fuck. 1.00
00:30:44 God. 1.00
00:30:46 I know we can match.
00:30:48 We don't smoke OJ.
00:30:49 But that should be the best when I'm booted off the X.
00:30:51 Those are your people.
00:30:54 Yeah.
00:30:54 That's the supreme race, huh? 0.99
00:30:55 Yeah. 0.99
00:30:56 What the hell? 0.99
00:30:58 Here we got the most Mexican- 1.00
00:31:00 What's good, Nico? 0.98
00:31:00 You look like the most Mexican black on earth. 1.00
00:31:03 That's all right. 0.99
00:31:04 Hey.
00:31:04 Hey, man.
00:31:05 What's good?
00:31:05 Hey, can I ask you, what's your least favorite race?
00:31:08 I got one.
00:31:11 You ain't got one?
00:31:12 What's your least favorite letter on the LGBT flag?
00:31:17 What's your least favorite race, man?
00:31:18 Oh.
00:31:21 Okay.
00:31:21 You look like those dudes who talk about backwoods for two hours.
00:31:26 I don't even smoke like that.
00:31:28 Be honest with you.
00:31:29 There you go.
00:31:30 There you go.
00:31:31 So why do you smoke weed? 1.00
00:31:32 Isn't that kind of for faggots? 1.00
00:31:35 Why you ask retarded-ass questions? 1.00
00:31:37 Ooh. 1.00
00:31:38 Would you say that to my face?
00:31:39 I definitely would.
00:31:40 Where are you?
00:31:43 Jacksonville, Florida.
00:31:43 Where are you? 0.99
00:31:44 I'm Florida, too, nigga. 0.97
00:31:47 Yeah, that's what I thought. 0.94
00:31:51 A little nervous laugh. 0.99
00:31:52 I'll smack that weed off your face. 1.00
00:31:54 Whoa. 1.00
00:31:56 Bro, you're going to let him talk to you like that? 1.00
00:31:58 Fucking Steve. 1.00
00:31:59 I tripped. 1.00
00:32:00 I tripped. 1.00
00:32:00 You alternate universe failure, Steve Harvey-looking faggot-ass. 1.00
00:32:04 I'll knock you the fuck out. 1.00
00:32:06 This is what you need to do for a living. 1.00
00:32:08 Like, I watch your videos and shit. 1.00
00:32:10 This is what you do. 0.99
00:32:11 I mean, at least you're talking about the money off this thing.
00:32:13 I mean-
00:32:13 You got me there. 1.00
00:32:14 Holy shit. 1.00
00:32:15 What do you do for a living? 1.00
00:32:17 Just work.
00:32:18 Just being a strong.
00:32:19 I work at 9 to 5.
00:32:21 You work at 9 to 5?
00:32:22 What would you rather do? 0.96
00:32:23 You could be making money right now, monkey, instead of getting high and getting roasted. 0.97
00:32:28 Beat. 0.96
00:32:29 How can I make money out of monkey? 0.99
00:32:31 You do what we're fucking doing. 0.99
00:32:33 He's right, but- 0.99
00:32:34 I don't know.
00:32:36 Bro, switch to crack.
00:32:37 It'll be more entertaining. 1.00
00:32:38 No, don't big date me with that fucking shit. 1.00
00:32:45 All right. 1.00
00:32:45 All right.
00:32:50 What the?
00:32:52 What the?
00:32:53 Oh, what gender? 0.97
00:32:54 That was, uh...
00:32:56 That was, uh...
00:32:56 Oh, my God.
00:32:58 Oh, he's a streamer.
00:33:00 Hey, what's good, y'all?
00:33:01 Can you rap?
00:33:02 What's good, Twin?
00:33:03 No, Twin. 1.00
00:33:04 Bro, what the fuck? 1.00
00:33:04 Come on, Twin. 1.00
00:33:05 You can rap, right, Twin?
00:33:06 That was, Twin.
00:33:07 I can't rap, Twin. 0.93
00:33:08 It was good, nigga. 1.00
00:33:10 What's good?
00:33:11 Hey! 0.99
00:33:12 Yo, what set do you rep, Twin?
00:33:18 Your mom, my dear.
00:33:19 You said what, Twin?
00:33:20 What set you rep? 1.00
00:33:22 Shit. 1.00
00:33:23 Nothing. 1.00
00:33:23 He don't rep shit. 1.00
00:33:24 Okay, good, good. 1.00
00:33:25 Stay in school, right?
00:33:27 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:27 You got Twin dollars?
00:33:28 Right.
00:33:28 Send me Twin dollars on Cash App.
00:33:30 What's your Cash App?
00:33:31 Why would you set...
00:33:31 Why would you set...
00:33:33 No, God! 0.90
00:33:33 Why would we send black people money for reparations? 1.00
00:33:39 Stay up, brok ass in the back. 1.00
00:33:40 Bitch, what's up to the top G? 1.00
00:33:42 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. 1.00
00:33:43 We up.
00:33:44 My unmasked person for Cassidy. 0.98
00:33:46 Are you saying I'm in the back of the bus, nigga? 1.00
00:33:48 Yeah, bitch. 1.00
00:33:49 Yeah, bitch. 1.00
00:33:50 Get in the back, whitey. 1.00
00:33:51 That's what's up, man.
00:33:52 I'm gonna send you 20.
00:33:53 What's your Cash App? 0.82
00:33:54 Nigga, it's T-A. 1.00
00:33:55 It's T-A.
00:33:55 It's T-A.
00:33:57 It's T-A. 0.99
00:33:59 Damn, you're getting... 0.99
00:34:00 Ah, my cash. 1.00
00:34:01 That's not linked.
00:34:01 You're excited for a lotto ticket.
00:34:02 For $20.
00:34:11 Hey, girl. 0.99
00:34:12 Hey, yo.
00:34:13 Hey, yo.
00:34:15 Hey, girl. 0.99
00:34:16 Hey, Shay.
00:34:16 All right.
00:34:18 Go on, girls. 0.99
00:34:19 I'm at bitch like it is. 0.99
00:34:20 Like, 20 on that crib. 0.99
00:34:22 Oh! 0.60
00:34:23 Yeah, I'm gonna go girls only. 0.99
00:34:24 How do you...
00:34:24 Chat, I don't know how to do it.
00:34:27 What's the protocol from Chris?
00:34:28 Hey, what's up, bro?
00:34:29 You look like you listen to R&B music.
00:34:33 Hey, you like T-I?
00:34:40 Who's the PlayStation nigga? 1.00
00:34:44 Why are you talking like that? 1.00
00:34:46 I want some females to refresh my fucking mind from that. 1.00
00:34:49 I need bleach. 1.00
00:34:51 Yo, what the hell? 0.63
00:34:53 Holy... 0.99
00:34:53 Final boss of school shooters.
00:34:56 What the... 0.90
00:34:57 You look like you...
00:34:58 Hey, listen.
00:34:59 We got on the wrong foot. 0.51
00:35:01 Don't kill me. 0.89
00:35:04 Okay. 0.89
00:35:05 I'm good.
00:35:06 I'm good.
00:35:07 All right?
00:35:08 You look like... 0.55
00:35:08 You look like a Christian reformed Andrew Tate. 0.90
00:35:11 What do you mean, brother? 1.00
00:35:16 You look like a fucking swollen... 1.00
00:35:17 Yo, you look like Stanley Kubrick's villain. 1.00
00:35:23 That's fine.
00:35:24 I'll take it.
00:35:25 You look like the dude who has multiple pepper spray stories.
00:35:30 Approaching women. 1.00
00:35:33 You look like you...
00:35:34 Yeah, see... 0.98
00:35:35 You look like a neo-Nazi... 0.97
00:35:37 You look like you're driving to the movie theater. 0.97
00:35:41 Why is that funny?
00:35:45 I don't think so. 0.99
00:35:46 You look like a murderer, dude. 1.00
00:35:51 You look like a neo-Nazi that gets along with the black guys in jail. 1.00
00:35:57 You look like when they shrink a celebrity's face on Twitter. 1.00
00:36:01 You look like a Nazi that became a Nazi just to fit in. 0.83
00:36:05 Like, you're not actually one of us. 1.00
00:36:08 Damn. 0.99
00:36:08 You look like the guy who drives an 18-wheeler and then pulls up... 1.00
00:36:12 You look like the dude who gets women home safely when they're drunk and they're strangers in the club.
00:36:20 You look like... 0.55
00:36:21 You look like an Uber driver that never downloaded the app. 1.00
00:36:27 You look like a rapist. 1.00
00:36:28 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:36:29 You literally look like a rapist. 1.00
00:36:31 Hey! 1.00
00:36:34 Nah.
00:36:35 Oh, thanks for the buzzer.
00:36:35 You look like the Uber drivers that give you the water bottles and gummies.
00:36:39 What?
00:36:42 Who's Sneeko? 1.00
00:36:43 You look like a rapist without a van. 0.99
00:36:47 Alright, I don't have a van. 0.99
00:36:49 You look like the pilot who replaces the main pilot because he got too drunk.
00:36:52 I'll take that.
00:36:56 Alright.
00:36:56 You look like you used to be rich with crypto, but something went horribly wrong.
00:37:05 You look like the Columbine Boys hero.
00:37:11 You look like you used Facebook.
00:37:12 You look like you watched Scooby-Doo Stone.
00:37:14 You look like the type of dude to buy, like, plain Cheerios.
00:37:24 You look like the guy with the lab coat at the methadone clinic.
00:37:27 You look like you get excited after your movie shift to go home and eat a tuna sandwich.
00:37:35 Okay, man.
00:37:36 Alright, bro.
00:37:38 Oh, God. 1.00
00:37:39 You're so stupid. 1.00
00:37:40 Sneeko! 1.00
00:37:41 Sneeko! 0.98
00:37:42 Sneeko! 0.98
00:37:42 Yeah!
00:37:43 Sneeko! 0.98
00:37:44 Sneeko! 0.98
00:37:45 Yeah!
00:37:46 Woo! 0.99
00:37:47 Oh, my gosh.
00:37:48 Yeah, I love you guys.
00:37:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:49 It's Sneeko!
00:37:50 This looks like a bug's life.
00:37:53 Hey, yo.
00:37:54 Where do I stream, number one fans?
00:37:57 What?
00:37:57 What website do I stream on?
00:38:00 Uh, Kate.
00:38:00 I just watch you on YouTube.
00:38:02 I don't know.
00:38:04 Power Clip and Zerka.
00:38:07 That part was in slow motion.
00:38:09 You stand on the...
00:38:10 Yo, what's up, Chris?
00:38:11 Hey, Shaniqua. 0.98
00:38:12 Chris?
00:38:12 What's up, Kyle?
00:38:15 Alright, they're talking to someone on the phone.
00:38:18 Did you hear the chip?
00:38:20 I just... 0.99
00:38:20 I'm tuning it out on those black people. 1.00
00:38:22 I just assume it. 0.99
00:38:22 Hey, what's good?
00:38:23 What's your least favorite race?
00:38:24 Bro, you look mad familiar, but...
00:38:26 I think we had class together or something.
00:38:28 Your least favorite race. 1.00
00:38:29 You look like... 0.79
00:38:30 You look like a time traveler.
00:38:32 Bro, can I get a chance to answer, bro?
00:38:34 Calm down, bro. 0.90
00:38:35 Hey, nigga, chill. 1.00
00:38:37 A white man is talking. 1.00
00:38:39 Nigga. 1.00
00:38:39 Listen, listen, listen, bro.
00:38:43 Let me get a chance to speak.
00:38:44 You said it was my least favorite race.
00:38:46 Yeah.
00:38:46 My least favorite race. 1.00
00:38:47 Let's hear it, boy.
00:38:49 What the?
00:38:49 My least favorite race. 1.00
00:38:51 Shit. 1.00
00:38:52 Probably like... 1.00
00:38:53 All right.
00:38:54 It's taking too long, man. 1.00
00:38:56 Fucking boy. 1.00
00:38:58 Just spit it out. 1.00
00:38:59 You know what it is at the top of your head. 0.98
00:39:00 Black people love long chairs. 1.00
00:39:08 Is that true?
00:39:09 Like, they always buy the plastic chairs.
00:39:12 It's like Albanians. 1.00
00:39:13 Like, everything I say about Albanians,
00:39:15 black people do.
00:39:17 I don't know any Albanians.
00:39:18 Are they like you?
00:39:19 Chat, does he represent Albanians? 0.90
00:39:21 Albanians are the niggas of Europe. 1.00
00:39:25 Albania is barely Europe, bro. 1.00
00:39:26 This shit is in the Middle East. 1.00
00:39:27 And perhaps, are you a nigger? 1.00
00:39:28 That's it. 1.00
00:39:34 This is your job?