SNEAKO - July 15, 2023


SNEAKO & Zherka Teach Stream How To Rizz


Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

225.09886

Word count

2,846

Sentence count

412

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

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Toxicity

88

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Hate speech

21

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Summary

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John Zerka is back and better than ever, and he's here to talk about it. We talk about how to pick up a girl on the street, how to get a girl in the middle, and how to make sure she's a good one.

Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 That's actually everything that Andrew Tate talks about.
00:00:01.800 I know you make fun of that all the time.
00:00:03.880 What's Andrew Tate's pick-up advice?
00:00:05.860 Andrew Tate and Tristan have never picked up one girl live.
00:00:11.280 I picked up a thousand.
00:00:12.260 They've never picked up one.
00:00:13.920 Why does he get so heated about Andrew Tate?
00:00:15.360 Because, yo, everyone who gives pick-up advice, they never do it live.
00:00:20.700 They never pick up one girl.
00:00:21.940 Why are you more angry about that than the fact that Charlie,
00:00:24.840 the guy you were defending, had an antichrist hat on his forehead? 1.00
00:00:27.240 Like, this stuff is like, they never broadcast themselves fucking women. 0.99
00:00:31.640 So, let's check this out. 0.99
00:00:32.500 Let's see, I want to analyze Zerka's pick-up strategies
00:00:34.320 because Zerka's losing attention right now.
00:00:37.140 I think the best game, if you really need to pick up a girl right here, 1.00
00:00:42.080 is have a Ferrari.
00:00:44.260 Have a Ferrari.
00:00:44.860 They're all gold-ding-ingers, right? 0.97
00:00:47.060 Yeah, I would.
00:00:47.880 Like, if you left, like, yeah.
00:00:51.340 Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:00:52.620 The way she walked down and sat there, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:00:56.800 You're a weirdo. 0.83
00:00:58.100 Ferrari, pick them up, and then say, hey, I can't pay for that Ferrari. 0.95
00:01:01.520 Use that content to make money.
00:01:04.120 Get more Ferraris.
00:01:05.360 Rent, rent, rent.
00:01:06.580 All the girls in Miami.
00:01:08.040 So, the more Ferraris, the better?
00:01:09.740 Once you pull up and you have 30 keys, blink, blink,
00:01:12.700 and 30 Ferraris are lighting up, 1.00
00:01:14.540 you just start sucking dick on the street. 1.00
00:01:16.320 And the best part is, you can get a f***ing red, what's that called? 1.00
00:01:20.880 Let's get to the pick-up. 0.75
00:01:21.620 I don't want to hear you talk.
00:01:22.900 Oh, wow, there's a lot of it. 0.99
00:01:24.060 Bro, what the f***? 0.97
00:01:25.080 Go in the middle? 1.00
00:01:25.660 It's like a whole podcast full of s***. 0.98
00:01:27.220 Go in the middle. 0.99
00:01:28.180 No, I do good.
00:01:28.800 I pick her up in 9, 10 seconds. 0.77
00:01:31.560 And then we make sure it's the real.
00:01:32.300 It's not even the middle.
00:01:32.880 You just got to put it away at the end.
00:01:34.140 Oh, okay.
00:01:35.120 I don't know. 1.00
00:01:35.640 He's the expert at this shit. 1.00
00:01:36.880 So, we know his tips, hot and cold. 1.00
00:01:38.680 Oh, she was a big fan.
00:01:39.820 So, she's like, are you John Zirka?
00:01:40.900 And she said, I used to watch you with my brother four years ago.
00:01:45.460 Did you quit?
00:01:46.340 Like, you fell off?
00:01:47.300 She didn't even see the new...
00:01:48.540 Yeah, so these guys are like, no, no.
00:01:50.040 John is back.
00:01:50.920 And he's famous now.
00:01:52.100 Years ago on Twitch.
00:01:54.240 No, on Twitch with, like, a girl you used to do...
00:01:56.260 She's a freak out. 0.91
00:01:58.320 The fat one wants you. 1.00
00:01:59.300 She'll never have the courage to tell the fat one. 0.98
00:02:01.760 Ladies.
00:02:03.560 How did you laugh at that?
00:02:04.940 That was... 0.99
00:02:05.340 This f***ing... 0.98
00:02:06.220 Narcissism works, chat. 0.98
00:02:07.440 It's a little bit loud.
00:02:08.320 I have a question.
00:02:08.900 You want to answer?
00:02:09.420 We're kidding.
00:02:09.520 We're kidding.
00:02:09.900 Get back here. 0.99
00:02:10.500 You have toes that look like pedophiles. 0.99
00:02:12.720 Yeah. 0.98
00:02:12.920 This is how you get...
00:02:13.640 This is how you get...
00:02:14.360 Oh, she's laughing.
00:02:16.320 Oh, that's... 0.98
00:02:16.960 That cock-block. 0.55
00:02:18.220 That one.
00:02:18.700 Look at that one. 0.99
00:02:19.580 She's cock-blocking. 1.00
00:02:20.340 She grabbed her hand. 0.99
00:02:21.240 Can I ask you?
00:02:21.820 Are you John Zerka?
00:02:23.060 Yes.
00:02:23.560 Come here.
00:02:24.980 What the...
00:02:25.480 I'm waiting for...
00:02:26.900 Stroke my ego, please.
00:02:28.720 Give me validation, stranger.
00:02:30.600 Are you John Zerka?
00:02:31.800 No, wait.
00:02:32.200 He just goes, are you John Zerka? 0.97
00:02:33.360 Me and my brother used to watch it with, like, fucking Alpha, and, like, we would just 0.99
00:02:36.540 say beta and s***. 0.99
00:02:37.860 Years ago on Twitch.
00:02:39.740 No, on Twitch with, like, a girl you used to do...
00:02:41.660 Hours.
00:02:42.700 I would watch you for hours.
00:02:44.120 That's crazy.
00:02:45.760 Excuse me.
00:02:46.280 Do you want to answer a quick question for a video?
00:02:48.200 What's up with these shoes?
00:02:49.280 These are all crazy.
00:02:49.960 Oh, okay, no.
00:02:51.580 Why does he sound like an Italian New Jersey guy when he's... 0.96
00:02:54.020 He does better than I thought these guys.
00:02:55.760 No, no, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
00:02:57.520 These girls are hard to crack, bro. 1.00
00:02:59.540 And also, the camera's typical.
00:03:00.860 We're not the expert.
00:03:02.100 Teach me.
00:03:02.640 How do you look on my shoes?
00:03:03.960 Come on, look at them.
00:03:05.240 He's doing bad.
00:03:05.700 What about them? 0.99
00:03:06.480 They're ridiculous looking. 0.99
00:03:07.520 Look at these shoes. 0.99
00:03:08.200 What about her toes?
00:03:08.480 What do you think of her... 0.98
00:03:09.520 Bro, those are, like, pedophile toes. 0.97
00:03:11.260 Like, what's up with the... 0.96
00:03:12.000 The middle girl?
00:03:12.780 The middle girl?
00:03:13.040 The middle girl?
00:03:13.560 Look at...
00:03:14.060 Let them watch for five seconds before you yell over yourself.
00:03:16.500 I'm trying to learn.
00:03:17.720 Bro, Zerka interrupts so much, she can't even interrupt. 0.90
00:03:20.000 You can't even watch your own video.
00:03:22.340 I'm trying to learn how to get girls. 1.00
00:03:24.920 You need to teach me.
00:03:26.060 How to get girls? 0.98
00:03:27.020 Yes.
00:03:27.200 You need a more famous person.
00:03:28.300 Is it not working?
00:03:29.240 It's definitely not this.
00:03:30.900 Not roasting girls.
00:03:32.160 No.
00:03:33.280 It is working now.
00:03:34.220 So, I'm talking to her brother on the phone.
00:03:35.700 So, I'm not picking anyone up.
00:03:36.780 I'm talking to that girl's brother.
00:03:38.100 And then I turn around.
00:03:38.880 I'm like, whoa, this girl's cute.
00:03:39.900 You don't compliment their feet?
00:03:41.720 You are...
00:03:42.120 What are the most important things in a guy that you look for?
00:03:51.180 Okay, he has to be loyal, be...
00:03:54.420 You, you, I want you.
00:03:58.860 I got dibs on you.
00:04:01.340 Loyal's the first one?
00:04:02.540 Yeah.
00:04:02.960 He has to be loyal, because if he's not loyal, he's not right for me.
00:04:06.120 You give me now.
00:04:06.740 I'm famous.
00:04:07.800 Open car doors for me.
00:04:09.480 He has to cook for me.
00:04:10.600 Yeah, let's go.
00:04:11.940 Come on.
00:04:12.640 Yeah, I want this one.
00:04:13.620 Yo, dibs, dibs, dibs.
00:04:14.620 I want that one.
00:04:15.320 What's your name?
00:04:16.080 There's so much going on.
00:04:17.480 I can't even...
00:04:18.440 You hear what I said?
00:04:19.580 Go, come on. 1.00
00:04:20.740 Yeah, I want this one.
00:04:21.740 Yo, dibs, dibs, dibs.
00:04:22.720 I want that one.
00:04:23.420 What's your name?
00:04:23.960 What's your name?
00:04:24.640 What is this?
00:04:25.280 Come here.
00:04:25.640 Are we like, what?
00:04:26.140 Hey, YouTube me. 0.97
00:04:28.020 I'm the biggest racist online. 0.98
00:04:29.740 Oh. 0.97
00:04:30.720 Oh, I'm kidding.
00:04:31.700 I'm kidding.
00:04:32.420 It's all a joke. 0.96
00:04:33.380 The biggest pedophile online, actually. 0.96
00:04:35.160 Real talk? 0.98
00:04:35.920 Hey, woman, how tall are you? 1.00
00:04:36.920 That's Nico.
00:04:37.400 I have one.
00:04:40.600 You're like my daughter.
00:04:42.340 You could do like daughter, father, role play.
00:04:45.100 Are you into that?
00:04:45.780 No.
00:04:46.480 I like your toes.
00:04:47.380 So she said the most important thing in a guy.
00:04:49.960 What?
00:04:50.120 With loyalty.
00:04:51.160 Loyalty, respect.
00:04:53.080 Tell her it's me.
00:04:54.940 Look, I'm respecting you.
00:04:56.360 I'm telling you, like, let's get...
00:04:57.480 I'll get you better shoes.
00:04:58.320 Get my shoes.
00:04:59.240 No, no, but...
00:05:00.120 Loyalty, respect.
00:05:00.920 Look, ask her.
00:05:01.880 Do you hear how much Zerka even interrupts in real life?
00:05:04.500 Like, just not one conversation.
00:05:06.340 He's like, no, no, no.
00:05:07.240 What?
00:05:07.420 All right.
00:05:07.960 We have to confuse the girls. 1.00
00:05:09.340 We have to confuse.
00:05:10.040 We can talk.
00:05:11.320 Is that a date IQ?
00:05:12.620 Actually, yeah.
00:05:14.060 Are you on Twitter?
00:05:15.360 I'm actually not.
00:05:16.280 You're not an influencer?
00:05:17.480 No.
00:05:18.240 You look like a famous person.
00:05:20.320 Oh, thank you.
00:05:21.060 I appreciate that.
00:05:21.720 You don't have OnlyFans, do you?
00:05:22.960 No.
00:05:23.600 Okay, go ahead. 1.00
00:05:24.800 I can beat the shit out of your ex. 1.00
00:05:27.000 Okay. 1.00
00:05:29.060 Give me your number.
00:05:30.600 Huh?
00:05:31.260 Give me your number.
00:05:31.880 My phone's dead.
00:05:32.800 All right.
00:05:33.180 What else is important?
00:05:34.020 Your phone doesn't need to be on for you to give it the number, but...
00:05:37.200 All right.
00:05:37.320 Come here.
00:05:37.600 I use in my community so we can find out if you're lying.
00:05:40.860 So don't give me a face.
00:05:41.540 What's your name?
00:05:42.760 Is that your pick-up plan?
00:05:43.660 What's your name?
00:05:44.240 No, I don't do pick-up.
00:05:45.100 I'm pretty good looking for that.
00:05:45.900 It's very nice to meet you.
00:05:47.080 I'm sunny.
00:05:47.720 What are you guys doing?
00:05:48.440 Just going out to the bars?
00:05:49.520 Yeah.
00:05:49.940 We're just going out.
00:05:50.860 Are you?
00:05:51.040 I'm 21.
00:05:52.840 Right.
00:05:55.380 She's good enough to kid me.
00:05:56.440 Look how much Zerka loves the sound of his own voice.
00:05:58.800 He's so attractive.
00:06:00.080 He's so cute.
00:06:01.240 Bro, what?
00:06:02.000 He's like a grizzly bear, but he's cute.
00:06:03.980 It's like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
00:06:06.000 I'm a nice guy.
00:06:06.840 I'm a nice guy.
00:06:07.560 And then it's like, I'm a rake it.
00:06:08.800 You really are your own biggest fan.
00:06:10.360 I love him, bro.
00:06:11.320 I love him.
00:06:12.180 I didn't think ever I would...
00:06:13.640 Because 20 years of my life, I was the quiet guy.
00:06:16.780 So I never thought I'd be the fun guy.
00:06:18.420 Tico, thanks for the 10.
00:06:19.280 Question for Zerka.
00:06:19.840 Do you have to be 6'5 and good looking for funny, charismatic type of game?
00:06:22.420 No.
00:06:22.900 People perceive me as serious.
00:06:23.760 No, Hassan Abiy.
00:06:24.560 Hassan Abiy.
00:06:25.260 Search up Mia Malkova, Zerka, date with Hassan Abiy.
00:06:28.060 He's 6'5, better looking than me, and awkward.
00:06:31.140 Yeah, no.
00:06:31.540 You can be...
00:06:31.760 Like, you can be...
00:06:33.060 Bro, I grew up with models, security.
00:06:35.560 My two brothers are better looking than me.
00:06:37.420 El Chapo's 5'6, and what does he have?
00:06:39.140 Like, a hundred wives? 0.96
00:06:40.320 Like, you don't need to be...
00:06:41.740 Absolutely not.
00:06:42.300 Don't let that hold you down.
00:06:43.200 People receive me as serious.
00:06:44.000 What do you recommend?
00:06:44.940 What about this?
00:06:45.500 People receive me as serious.
00:06:46.300 What do you recommend I do for females to be more open to engaging more? 1.00
00:06:49.740 What does that even mean?
00:06:50.760 You think women will ever engage with you? 1.00
00:06:53.180 You have to make them engage.
00:06:53.900 You can look like me, and they will not do it.
00:06:55.980 It's hard, bro. 0.97
00:06:57.220 You have to open, which sucks, you know?
00:06:59.480 That's why I open casually. 0.69
00:07:01.120 I do direct dismissive.
00:07:02.900 So I go, oh, you're cute.
00:07:04.700 But I don't really care.
00:07:06.120 In my head, I don't care if I get it or not, because I have a million others.
00:07:09.460 And that's why abundance and network is so important.
00:07:11.860 That's actually everything that Andrew Tate talks about.
00:07:13.500 I know you make fun of that all the time.
00:07:15.680 What's Andrew Tate's pick-up advice?
00:07:17.380 Well, he says that...
00:07:17.940 He's never...
00:07:18.680 Andrew Tate and Tristan have never picked up one girl live.
00:07:23.060 I picked up a thousand.
00:07:24.040 They've never picked up one.
00:07:25.500 Why does he get so heated about Andrew Tate?
00:07:26.860 Because, yo, everyone who gives pick-up advice, they never do it live.
00:07:32.380 They never pick up one.
00:07:33.720 Why are you more angry about that than the fact that Charlie, the guy you were defending,
00:07:37.540 had an antichrist hat on his forehead? 1.00
00:07:39.040 Like, this stuff is like, they never broadcast themselves fucking women! 1.00
00:07:43.920 If you worked in a dungeon for five years in a nightclub music, every night you're talking 0.99
00:07:50.580 to women, and someone comes in and pretends they have a black belt in my sport? 0.99
00:07:55.920 Are you kidding me? 1.00
00:07:56.760 I was fucking celebrities. 0.99
00:07:57.760 I was doing security... 0.97
00:07:58.760 What I do actually want to watch a little bit afterwards, because it's on YouTube now.
00:08:01.980 We can...
00:08:02.380 Well, I don't know if that's stealing, because he has...
00:08:04.040 His course got leaked, but it's on YouTube.
00:08:06.380 Andrew's dating course.
00:08:07.980 What?
00:08:08.240 Give me some Andrew Tate advice.
00:08:09.460 Go ahead.
00:08:09.540 Okay.
00:08:09.820 Well, the dating course...
00:08:10.760 What's the advice?
00:08:11.480 Go ahead.
00:08:11.980 Bro.
00:08:12.380 What's the advice?
00:08:13.300 The abundance mindset.
00:08:14.560 How...
00:08:14.820 If you...
00:08:15.160 You're not going to care as much if you have a lot of women... 1.00
00:08:17.360 His advice is the general... 0.99
00:08:18.600 I'm not even fucking done, bro. 0.97
00:08:21.040 This guy cannot stop interrupting. 0.98
00:08:22.800 Bro.
00:08:22.920 Quote some advice right now.
00:08:23.840 Off the go.
00:08:24.380 Quote.
00:08:25.140 Okay.
00:08:25.440 One, it's having an abundance mindset so that you don't care as much, and then the first
00:08:31.660 message...
00:08:32.120 Like, he breaks down the texting thing, how the first message is like, if you're in Miami,
00:08:35.680 come to Miami, dear.
00:08:36.960 And then it's like a cherry emoji.
00:08:38.540 And then the...
00:08:39.480 She'll put a cherry emoji right after that, and she's like, huh?
00:08:43.660 So she'll have to respond to that, because she's like, why is this guy sending me...
00:08:46.840 No, wrong.
00:08:47.200 Why is this guy DMing me a cherry?
00:08:49.340 Never text a woman. 1.00
00:08:52.660 If you got the number, you're high value enough to where she kind of likes you, you can do
00:08:56.880 a phone call, make her laugh.
00:08:59.080 As soon as she's laughing, say, okay, I'm picking you up in an hour.
00:09:01.600 Boom.
00:09:01.900 Hang up.
00:09:02.680 As she's laughing.
00:09:03.980 Or when a girl's laughing, that's when you can break touch barrier. 0.71
00:09:07.320 A text message, she will block you, bro.
00:09:10.420 I know you're discrediting them, and I know it's not good to have OnlyFans and stuff like 0.66
00:09:13.540 that, but...
00:09:13.820 No, ask her.
00:09:14.280 Bro, let me finish...
00:09:14.980 Let me finish...
00:09:16.100 We FaceTime.
00:09:16.760 Sure, great.
00:09:17.040 We don't do text messages, bro.
00:09:18.120 Great, great, great.
00:09:19.080 But you...
00:09:19.680 And of course, it's bad to be an OnlyFans manager, but they had 75 girls working for 1.00
00:09:23.820 them because of the system from Instagram DMs and now turning them into fan girls. 0.98
00:09:26.940 So what? 0.99
00:09:26.960 I had 75 girls letting me live and buying my shit, and I didn't even fucking make money. 1.00
00:09:31.160 I know. 0.99
00:09:31.460 So...
00:09:31.660 But to say that their method is wrong is just false when they have a case study that can...
00:09:35.380 Like, that's there forever.
00:09:36.420 No, I'm just saying...
00:09:36.880 Right?
00:09:37.440 Their case study is so strong that they're facing serious charges.
00:09:40.000 I mean, I'm Khabib.
00:09:41.060 I'm Khabib.
00:09:41.660 And so what are they?
00:09:42.240 They have to be someone like Diego Sanchez.
00:09:45.000 Okay.
00:09:45.460 They're still in the UFC.
00:09:47.120 Thank you for the five.
00:09:49.760 Sneaker, what made you switch your political views without caring about what other people
00:09:52.180 think?
00:09:52.400 Everybody canceled me as soon as I mentioned you.
00:09:54.340 No. 1.00
00:09:54.700 Damn, bro. 1.00
00:09:55.720 Just who gives a fuck, bro? 1.00
00:09:56.760 If you get canceled... 0.99
00:09:57.560 If you have people that cancel you for your political views are not your real friends 1.00
00:10:00.720 or faggots. 1.00
00:10:01.280 Like, you can't just be around those people. 1.00
00:10:02.620 If you can't be honest...
00:10:03.180 See, look, if they don't like your political views and they left you, that shoulda, woulda, 1.00
00:10:07.220 coulda is stupid because it's just a matter of time you leak who you are. 0.99
00:10:10.840 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:11.180 That's why I'm so hardcore.
00:10:12.520 I go, no, I don't like Trump.
00:10:13.660 I like Hitler. 1.00
00:10:15.320 Because it's not that I like Hitler.
00:10:16.980 It's that I need to see their face.
00:10:19.020 You need their reaction.
00:10:19.760 Yeah.
00:10:20.000 I want to see it. 0.98
00:10:20.500 Actually, which is pretty funny because that was one of Ye's shit tests was just trying 0.98
00:10:24.020 to see what people were saying about Hitler. 0.98
00:10:26.040 Are we calling Ye or not? 0.65
00:10:27.000 Haven't heard you mention it.
00:10:27.800 Keep up the great work.
00:10:28.460 No, obviously not.
00:10:29.180 I'm not calling Ye.
00:10:30.120 It's clickbait.
00:10:30.620 Let's wrap it up.
00:10:31.360 I think I get another one.
00:10:32.220 Wrap it up.
00:10:32.740 It's going up.
00:10:33.280 I think they put me on the home.
00:10:34.060 We're at 13K and you want to wrap it up?
00:10:35.420 No, no, no, no.
00:10:36.080 Press plug.
00:10:36.640 Press plug.
00:10:37.160 Sir, that's good.
00:10:38.280 We're kidding.
00:10:39.500 Put it up.
00:10:40.340 I'm sorry.
00:10:41.180 Thank you.
00:10:42.260 You never been kidnapped?
00:10:43.920 Huh?
00:10:44.320 You've never been kidnapped?
00:10:45.100 A couple times, but I've always survived.
00:10:46.860 You always survive?
00:10:47.700 Yeah.
00:10:48.100 I don't know about this time.
00:10:49.280 Oh, no.
00:10:49.780 You want to hear something crazy?
00:10:51.420 This week, I just became a famous millionaire.
00:10:53.980 Just John Zerk on YouTube.
00:10:56.080 So, like, look at him.
00:10:57.520 Zerk laughing at his self from yesterday, bro.
00:10:59.740 You have to date me.
00:11:01.040 You know?
00:11:01.280 You'd be missing out on people.
00:11:01.860 Because you're a millionaire?
00:11:03.140 She's hot. 1.00
00:11:03.680 No, he's famous.
00:11:04.660 I was like, this week, I just became a famous millionaire, so you have to date me.
00:11:08.500 And she's like, because you became a millionaire?
00:11:10.040 I said, no, because I became famous.
00:11:12.640 Because you're famous.
00:11:13.740 That's his pick-up line.
00:11:15.120 Do you have a job?
00:11:16.540 I do have went out for the summer because I'm focusing on school.
00:11:19.000 Live with me.
00:11:19.600 I'm in the pet house of the Ohio.
00:11:21.160 Okay.
00:11:22.960 All right.
00:11:23.420 So, I'll look you guys up on YouTube.
00:11:24.780 It was great meeting you guys.
00:11:25.340 It was great meeting you, too.
00:11:26.840 Did you kiss my...
00:11:27.720 No, but you kissed mine.
00:11:29.020 On the second date.
00:11:32.640 See you guys.
00:11:33.420 Are we actually going on a date, right?
00:11:34.640 We got a tuncher on the first time I'm here.
00:11:36.280 All right.
00:11:36.820 Yep.
00:11:37.680 Also, it's submission.
00:11:38.860 You probably would have kissed her hand if it was your decision, but the fact that she's
00:11:41.420 like, let me have leverage.
00:11:43.160 No, no, no.
00:11:43.660 If there's...
00:11:44.040 I only want the second date.
00:11:45.920 I never want the...
00:11:46.680 I don't care about the first date.
00:11:47.860 Okay.
00:11:48.320 You're capping about it.
00:11:49.200 I don't care.
00:11:50.100 I'm telling you, bro.
00:11:51.720 If I'm on a date with the girl, the first date, I talk about the second date. 0.83
00:11:55.020 That's all I do.
00:11:55.980 Oh, we're going to go hiking.
00:11:57.000 We're going to go this. 1.00
00:11:58.240 Second date, I fuck her in the woods. 1.00
00:12:00.420 That was smooth. 1.00
00:12:01.420 You're about to die. 0.98
00:12:01.940 But again, remember, I sat back down after standing. 0.83
00:12:06.420 If I kept standing, did you feel the anxiety build up?
00:12:09.440 Because I needed to...
00:12:09.760 The girl walked away. 0.99
00:12:10.940 Exactly.
00:12:11.700 So I did that on purpose.
00:12:13.780 But if I wanted to do an expert run...
00:12:15.460 You guys were filming for like four hours.
00:12:16.880 This is the only clip you got?
00:12:18.920 Well, most of it was men. 1.00
00:12:20.440 Fucking men. 1.00
00:12:21.120 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
00:12:21.820 No, no. 1.00
00:12:22.320 I got another one.
00:12:23.000 I got the waitress too. 0.65
00:12:23.840 It's on my Twitter.
00:12:24.500 I got...
00:12:24.880 We got a bunch of chicks. 1.00
00:12:26.580 But they weren't clips that show my dating program. 1.00
00:12:29.480 It was just girls wanting to suck a hairy guy. 1.00
00:12:36.060 That's it. 1.00
00:12:36.960 This is your job?
00:12:38.180 Me too.