SNEAKO - October 01, 2023


SNEAKOs Best Stream Moments In Las Vegas!


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

157.81512

Word Count

2,191

Sentence Count

441

Misogynist Sentences

53

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Where are y'all going, I missed you already.
00:00:05.000 Oh, look at that thing moving.
00:00:08.000 Hey, hey.
00:00:12.000 Damn.
00:00:13.000 Wow, man.
00:00:14.000 Look what sexy red is to the generation.
00:00:16.000 Just ticked up.
00:00:17.000 How you doing?
00:00:18.000 I just wanted to, my friend over here is single.
00:00:19.000 His name is Bryce.
00:00:20.000 He thought you were really cute.
00:00:21.000 Just wanted to talk to you.
00:00:22.000 What is he saying?
00:00:23.000 What is he saying?
00:00:24.000 I am single.
00:00:25.000 He thought you were cute.
00:00:27.000 He just wanted to get your number.
00:00:28.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:29.000 Where are you guys?
00:00:30.000 21, 22.
00:00:31.000 Okay.
00:00:32.000 Too old.
00:00:33.000 Hey.
00:00:34.000 Hey.
00:00:37.000 What's happening, bro?
00:00:38.000 We're streaming, so just take a screenshot right here.
00:00:40.000 Ready?
00:00:41.000 How many genders are there?
00:00:42.000 Two, bro.
00:00:43.000 Come on, bro.
00:00:44.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:00:45.000 Let's go.
00:00:46.000 Let's go.
00:00:47.000 Come on.
00:00:48.000 Come on.
00:00:49.000 Come on.
00:00:50.000 Come on.
00:00:51.000 Come on.
00:00:52.000 Come on.
00:00:53.000 Come on.
00:00:54.000 Come on.
00:00:55.000 Come on.
00:00:56.000 Come on.
00:00:57.000 Come on.
00:00:58.000 Come on.
00:00:59.000 Come on.
00:01:00.000 Come on.
00:01:01.000 Come on.
00:01:02.000 Come on.
00:01:03.000 Come on.
00:01:04.000 Come on.
00:01:05.000 Come on.
00:01:06.000 See, right now, Fruzy would get it and start dancing, but I'm not going to do anything.
00:01:10.000 And we like it.
00:01:11.000 Oh!
00:01:12.000 Oh!
00:01:13.000 Oh!
00:01:18.000 When they sent those strippers, they didn't send their best.
00:01:22.000 OK.
00:01:23.000 Yeah.
00:01:24.000 It kind of feels weird looking at women and then you're filming.
00:01:30.000 Hello.
00:01:31.000 Ow!
00:01:32.000 Oh!
00:01:33.000 Oh!
00:01:34.000 I'm sorry.
00:01:36.000 And he gets to fucking whip their ass?
00:01:39.000 I want to whip their ass.
00:01:40.000 Ah!
00:01:41.000 Oh!
00:01:42.000 Oh!
00:01:43.000 Oh!
00:01:44.000 Oh!
00:01:45.000 I didn't get that off!
00:01:46.000 Ah!
00:01:47.000 Bruh!
00:01:48.000 Look at that!
00:01:49.000 Oh my god!
00:01:50.000 What the fuck?
00:01:51.000 Oh my god!
00:01:52.000 What the fuck is that?
00:01:54.000 Go to church.
00:01:56.000 What are you doing?
00:01:58.000 Snakeio!
00:01:59.000 Snakeio!
00:02:00.000 Snakeio!
00:02:01.000 Snakeio!
00:02:02.000 That's fucking...
00:02:03.000 Nice goal!
00:02:04.000 Nice goal!
00:02:05.000 Let's go!
00:02:06.000 Let's go!
00:02:07.000 Yes!
00:02:08.000 I'll ask you a better question.
00:02:09.000 How many genders are there?
00:02:10.000 Two.
00:02:11.000 Two.
00:02:12.000 Two.
00:02:13.000 What are they?
00:02:14.000 Alan female.
00:02:15.000 Agreed.
00:02:16.000 You would love sneak up.
00:02:17.000 Hey, little did you know I was here the whole time!
00:02:20.000 Yeah!
00:02:21.000 OK.
00:02:22.000 Quick question.
00:02:23.000 So we're just having a good time outside.
00:02:24.000 Is it better to be born gay or black?
00:02:26.000 Wow.
00:02:27.000 Jesus!
00:02:28.000 Do I have to choose one of those?
00:02:30.000 Yeah.
00:02:31.000 I have to?
00:02:32.000 You have to.
00:02:33.000 I disagree.
00:02:34.000 What?
00:02:35.000 I plead the fifth.
00:02:36.000 There's so much...
00:02:37.000 Alright.
00:02:38.000 I'm gonna get arrested if I make a joke.
00:02:39.000 I can't do it.
00:02:40.000 Remember in GCA when you see a crowded group of people and you're just on the street and
00:02:43.000 you're holding...
00:02:44.000 And you just...
00:02:45.000 Like this is what...
00:02:46.000 Look, pin around, pin around, pin around, pin around, pin around.
00:02:48.000 Like in GCA, in GCA, in GCA.
00:02:50.000 What the...
00:02:51.000 What are you taking about right now?
00:02:52.000 Whenever...
00:02:53.000 Not in like any weird way, but every time I see a crowd of people I just remember doing
00:02:56.000 that in GCA.
00:02:57.000 That's wild?
00:02:58.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:02:59.000 I'm tweaking?
00:03:00.000 But I...
00:03:01.000 Never mind.
00:03:02.000 What?
00:03:03.000 I was just gonna say, every time I go to an airport, I think about the...
00:03:06.000 Modern Warfare 2.
00:03:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:08.000 Like I don't wanna do it.
00:03:09.000 I don't wanna do it.
00:03:10.000 I just think about that.
00:03:11.000 It's not my fault.
00:03:12.000 You know that one mission in Modern Warfare 2?
00:03:13.000 That they told you to skip but nobody skipped it?
00:03:14.000 Yeah.
00:03:15.000 And you don't even need to play that mission.
00:03:17.000 You have the option to go and kill all those people.
00:03:19.000 Just walk through and just mow everybody down.
00:03:20.000 Right, right, right.
00:03:21.000 That's gonna be clipped out.
00:03:22.000 Oh, wait, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:03:23.000 Good joke, bro.
00:03:24.000 Nobody does this.
00:03:27.000 How do you do this right now?
00:03:28.000 What year is this?
00:03:29.000 2020.
00:03:30.000 Like I said, rear-wheel drive.
00:03:36.000 Is it parked?
00:03:37.000 Yes, it's parked.
00:03:38.000 You can drive it if you want.
00:03:48.000 Is the connection good?
00:03:49.000 Yeah.
00:03:50.000 Hey, don't even tap.
00:03:51.000 I appreciate you, my darling.
00:03:52.000 I'm about to crash this car.
00:03:54.000 Woo!
00:03:55.000 No, no, no.
00:03:57.000 L.I.V.
00:04:02.000 The camera's not gonna see this?
00:04:05.000 I'm gonna schedule a little.
00:04:11.000 Hey!
00:04:12.000 How you doing?
00:04:16.000 Hey, buddy.
00:04:17.000 How do you crash?
00:04:18.000 Ah, Asian drivers.
00:04:19.000 Are you scared?
00:04:20.000 Don't worry, I'm scared.
00:04:21.000 No shit, I'm scared, dumb whore!
00:04:23.000 You're dangling.
00:04:25.000 I feel like a slave that's getting hung.
00:04:27.000 What?
00:04:29.000 Oh my god.
00:04:35.000 Oh shit.
00:04:37.000 Oh my fucking god.
00:04:39.000 What the fuck!
00:04:51.000 That's what we do.
00:04:53.000 They're mad that we're recording.
00:04:55.000 Even though everybody records this on their phone.
00:04:57.000 Look right here.
00:04:59.000 Remember the girls that were-
00:05:01.000 Look at this Neon!
00:05:03.000 Look at this! They're being recorded right now!
00:05:05.000 Joe, I can't.
00:05:07.000 There's a bunch of cops with AR-15s heading to the third floor right now.
00:05:09.000 I do not know why.
00:05:11.000 He's trolling.
00:05:13.000 Are you trolling?
00:05:15.000 No, I swear to god.
00:05:17.000 If I'm gonna die, let me die. I love you, brother.
00:05:19.000 What's wrong with Joe?
00:05:21.000 It's Joe people!
00:05:23.000 No, no, no!
00:05:25.000 Brother, don't dip!
00:05:27.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:28.000 Oh yeah, the cop might handcuff you and do something weird to you.
00:05:31.000 So, I'll watch out, don't worry.
00:05:33.000 Go tell him, bro.
00:05:34.000 Yo, Sneako, just go de-escalate.
00:05:36.000 Man, everything's gonna be okay, don't worry.
00:05:37.000 You got me.
00:05:39.000 W-Riz.
00:05:40.000 She laughed at me, dude.
00:05:41.000 It's obviously not W-Riz.
00:05:42.000 Yo, say you're dipping again, I'm gonna lock the door and kill you, bro.
00:05:44.000 I feel like I'm in GTA, this is so bad.
00:05:46.000 Yay!
00:05:47.000 No, keep eating.
00:05:48.000 You need to finish your eggs at least.
00:05:50.000 I've barely been eating.
00:05:51.000 I've been barely eating.
00:05:52.000 Here, I'll feed it too.
00:05:53.000 I'll give it to you.
00:05:55.000 Let's take a bite.
00:05:56.000 You don't want it.
00:05:57.000 One donated $15.
00:05:58.000 Everyone sees you two have great chemistry.
00:06:01.000 You have met your march with Sarah.
00:06:03.000 You need a smart and strong woman.
00:06:05.000 Not a dumb Miami 304.
00:06:08.000 Listen to Sarah and don't overt talk.
00:06:10.000 Listen to her and open your mind.
00:06:12.000 They're cooking.
00:06:13.000 You two have the future of streaming.
00:06:15.000 Let her drive.
00:06:16.000 They're cooking.
00:06:17.000 Listen to her.
00:06:18.000 Listen to her.
00:06:19.000 Bro, get the fuck out.
00:06:20.000 What the?
00:06:21.000 I'm not feeding you.
00:06:22.000 Wait.
00:06:26.000 Swallow.
00:06:27.000 Swallow.
00:06:28.000 Ooh.
00:06:29.000 Swallow.
00:06:30.000 See, old me would have made a swallow joke, but.
00:06:34.000 What the?
00:06:35.000 What type of rape is that?
00:06:36.000 You know those clips?
00:06:37.000 It's like, do you want some?
00:06:38.000 Say no.
00:06:39.000 No.
00:06:40.000 Do you want some?
00:06:41.000 And then you say yes.
00:06:42.000 You go, oh yeah.
00:06:43.000 Okay, let's try again.
00:06:44.000 You want some?
00:06:45.000 No, no, no.
00:06:46.000 I'll give it to you first.
00:06:47.000 You want some?
00:06:48.000 No.
00:06:49.000 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
00:06:50.000 Open your mouth!
00:06:51.000 Why is he banging on his chest?
00:06:52.000 Oh my God.
00:06:53.000 Oh my God.
00:06:54.000 Oh my God.
00:06:55.000 Don't want no chance.
00:06:56.000 Don't want no chance.
00:06:57.000 Oh my God.
00:06:58.000 I'm banging on his chest.
00:07:00.000 Don't run no chest!
00:07:02.000 Don't run no chest!
00:07:06.000 Three, two, one, go.
00:07:10.000 Okay, I got him, I got him, I got him.
00:07:12.000 Get up for snap.
00:07:14.000 Yeah, he's a cameraman.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, sure.
00:07:18.000 After this arm wrestle.
00:07:20.000 I'm gonna arm the wrestle real quick.
00:07:22.000 Are you ready?
00:07:24.000 One, two.
00:07:26.000 Oh, shit!
00:07:28.000 Oh, you're strong, you're strong, you're strong, you're strong.
00:07:30.000 Are you sure that you have, like, a bad angle or something?
00:07:32.000 No, you're good, you're good, you're strong.
00:07:34.000 Are you sure?
00:07:36.000 No, you're strong, you're strong.
00:07:38.000 Sam's calling me, oh my god,
00:07:40.000 this leech won't leave me alone, man.
00:07:42.000 You called me like four times today, too.
00:07:44.000 Guys, Sam is calling her,
00:07:46.000 and just saying that you're gonna buy her some
00:07:48.000 at her store, I guess you guys surprise her.
00:07:50.000 Yo.
00:07:52.000 What the fuck?
00:07:54.000 Wait, show the guy?
00:07:56.000 Wait, wait.
00:07:58.000 Yo, what the fuck?
00:08:00.000 Wait, show your viewers.
00:08:02.000 Show your viewers, bro, you got to.
00:08:04.000 Wait, here, here, here.
00:08:06.000 Wow.
00:08:07.000 What the fuck was that, bro?
00:08:08.000 Hey, that's what it feels like, bro.
00:08:10.000 Uh, Spartan, please.
00:08:11.000 Bro.
00:08:12.000 Nah.
00:08:13.000 Wait, what?
00:08:14.000 No, you guys should've saw that.
00:08:15.000 It was like a BBC.
00:08:17.000 Tyrone, who's that?
00:08:19.000 Sure.
00:08:20.000 She was with Jaquesa and Aquarius.
00:08:22.000 What's that?
00:08:24.000 Oh, with Trupple?
00:08:25.000 With Trupple?
00:08:26.000 With Trupple.
00:08:27.000 What's that for?
00:08:28.000 Oh, what the?
00:08:30.000 Bruh.
00:08:31.000 Bruh.
00:08:32.000 Bruh.
00:08:33.000 Thank you, yeah, put it over there.
00:08:38.000 Yeah.
00:08:39.000 Stop.
00:08:40.000 I'm him.
00:08:41.000 Only thing it's gonna hurt is your product,
00:08:43.000 so I suggest swallowing that.
00:08:45.000 Hey, yeah, yeah.
00:08:46.000 Oh, come on.
00:08:47.000 Okay, okay, too easy.
00:08:48.000 Let that one know.
00:08:49.000 We have line around here.
00:08:51.000 We try to be as eco-friendly as possible,
00:08:53.000 so we just won't have any gardening or any hunting tonight.
00:08:55.000 Bruh.
00:08:56.000 Bruh.
00:08:57.000 If you get stuck, you can ask for a clue at any time.
00:09:00.000 No limit and no penalties.
00:09:01.000 No penalties.
00:09:02.000 No penalties.
00:09:05.000 Don't you have that shirt to take up?
00:09:06.000 Average decimal.
00:09:07.000 Hellcracker.
00:09:10.000 What?
00:09:11.000 Let's fucking go!
00:09:12.000 I'm fucking caring.
00:09:14.000 That was my idea.
00:09:15.000 Shut-
00:09:16.000 Sneeko!
00:09:19.000 Is this our first fight?
00:09:21.000 Is this our first fight?
00:09:23.000 Is this our first fight?
00:09:24.000 Okay, so Kevin.
00:09:25.000 Is this our first fight?
00:09:27.000 What'd you say?
00:09:28.000 I'm reading the chat.
00:09:29.000 We'll ass muscles but no ass.
00:09:30.000 No.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, that's what they said.
00:09:32.000 That chat's weird, aren't we?
00:09:33.000 Dude, your chat hates me.
00:09:35.000 No, no.
00:09:36.000 Bro, chat, don't you like her?
00:09:38.000 Oh my god.
00:09:39.000 You guys are so silly.
00:09:40.000 Type water into that thing.
00:09:41.000 That's cool.
00:09:42.000 I'll do it.
00:09:43.000 Oh yeah, wait.
00:09:44.000 How many letters is on that?
00:09:45.000 Five.
00:09:46.000 Water, perfect.
00:09:47.000 That's enough, yeah.
00:09:48.000 But there's no W.
00:09:49.000 At least there.
00:09:50.000 I need sugar to carry.
00:09:51.000 No, maybe it's river.
00:09:52.000 River.
00:09:53.000 River.
00:09:54.000 Oh yeah, river always runs true.
00:09:55.000 Because water dries up but river can dry.
00:09:57.000 A refrigerator.
00:09:58.000 Yeah.
00:09:59.000 Bro, you haven't done shit.
00:10:00.000 Shoot him.
00:10:01.000 Hey, yo.
00:10:02.000 Is this part of the scheme?
00:10:03.000 I had enough.
00:10:04.000 This is part of the scheme?
00:10:05.000 That looked really weird.
00:10:06.000 What were you doing?
00:10:07.000 Did you record the...
00:10:08.000 Of course he did.
00:10:09.000 What were you doing?
00:10:10.000 You were watching Sneeko and Heidi talk and you were doing that?
00:10:13.000 What was she doing?
00:10:14.000 He was jerking off.
00:10:15.000 What the fuck?
00:10:16.000 What was sweat?
00:10:17.000 I don't know.
00:10:18.000 I don't know.
00:10:19.000 I don't know.
00:10:20.000 I don't know.
00:10:21.000 I don't know.
00:10:22.000 I don't know.
00:10:23.000 I don't know.
00:10:24.000 I don't know.
00:10:25.000 What the fuck?
00:10:26.000 So what was...
00:10:27.000 So what does that say?
00:10:28.000 Up, up, up.
00:10:29.000 His backpack never F's, you know that?
00:10:30.000 Oh!
00:10:31.000 Go to...
00:10:32.000 How do you talk like you're high, bro?
00:10:33.000 What?
00:10:34.000 How do you talk like you're Indian now?
00:10:35.000 Go to...
00:10:36.000 Oh!
00:10:37.000 Yo.
00:10:38.000 How many up arrows are there?
00:10:39.000 Grab that.
00:10:40.000 Bro, honey.
00:10:41.000 Honey?
00:10:42.000 Honey.
00:10:43.000 And this too.
00:10:44.000 Two holes.
00:10:45.000 Yes.
00:10:46.000 Stick it in the hole.
00:10:47.000 And then...
00:10:48.000 Do you love him?
00:10:49.000 No.
00:10:50.000 Huh?
00:10:51.000 Yes.
00:10:52.000 Good.
00:10:53.000 As a friend.
00:10:54.000 Three, three, four.
00:10:55.000 I'm very excited.
00:10:56.000 Wild band.
00:10:57.000 Everybody.
00:10:58.000 And I can't wait.
00:10:59.000 Because I know my journey of kids then.
00:11:01.000 Freestyle?
00:11:02.000 Yeah, freestyle freestyle freestyle.
00:11:04.000 Is there something you like the best?
00:11:07.000 Put a Playboy Cardi type beat.
00:11:09.000 I don't need to.
00:11:10.000 Not enough like Demos in his Spanish stuff.
00:11:12.000 There's enough.
00:11:13.000 Build a wall.
00:11:14.000 Build a wall.
00:11:15.000 Get him out.
00:11:16.000 Yo.
00:11:17.000 Yo.
00:11:18.000 Why do you actually sound like it?
00:11:21.000 Riding a band.
00:11:22.000 Riding a band.
00:11:23.000 Riding a band.
00:11:24.000 Riding a band.
00:11:25.000 Riding a band.
00:11:26.000 Need a caffeine.
00:11:27.000 Need a new say.
00:11:28.000 Don't smoke cigarettes.
00:11:29.000 It's cash.
00:11:30.000 It's crap.
00:11:31.000 Gives you cancer.
00:11:32.000 She wanna dance her.
00:11:33.000 I wanna strip her.
00:11:34.000 I wanna...
00:11:35.000 I wanna dance her.
00:11:36.000 Throw money in the club.
00:11:38.000 She just wanna...
00:11:39.000 Tell that bitch what's up.
00:11:41.000 Huh.
00:11:42.000 New bitch in new city.
00:11:43.000 New bitch in the titties.
00:11:45.000 White bitch she got titties.
00:11:47.000 New bitch every city.
00:11:48.000 Like...
00:11:49.000 What's up to Heidi?
00:11:50.000 Do not try me.
00:11:52.000 I wanna find me.
00:11:54.000 A brand new wifey.
00:11:55.000 Like...
00:11:56.000 Fuck Rumble wifey.
00:11:57.000 Nah, nah.
00:11:58.000 Yeah, I'm playing.
00:11:59.000 Fuck these cloud chasers.
00:12:00.000 Always wanna say...
00:12:02.000 Hey...
00:12:03.000 I'm trash.
00:12:04.000 Oop driver like whack, whack.
00:12:06.000 He looking at me in the mirror.
00:12:08.000 He know the shit trash, trash.
00:12:09.000 Look at the chat, chat.
00:12:11.000 She throwing it back.
00:12:12.000 Back.
00:12:13.000 We in Vegas, huh?
00:12:14.000 I'll stay praying.
00:12:16.000 Like...
00:12:17.000 Friday.
00:12:18.000 Juma.
00:12:19.000 She wanna go far.
00:12:20.000 Someone help me.
00:12:21.000 Cause this shit is trash.
00:12:23.000 Okay.
00:12:24.000 Keep going.
00:12:25.000 No.
00:12:26.000 You're cooking.
00:12:27.000 Come on, Leon.
00:12:28.000 Come on, Leon.
00:12:29.000 What?
00:12:30.000 What?
00:12:31.000 What?
00:12:32.000 He got the Glock.
00:12:33.000 What?
00:12:34.000 I'm sipping on WAP.
00:12:35.000 Okay.
00:12:36.000 I don't wanna talk.
00:12:37.000 I just wanna mop.
00:12:38.000 That shit is sloppy, huh?
00:12:39.000 In the Ferrari, like...
00:12:40.000 I'm getting toppy, huh?
00:12:41.000 Yeah.
00:12:42.000 I dropped the toppy, like...
00:12:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:44.000 It's raining.
00:12:45.000 It's trying.
00:12:46.000 It's raining.
00:12:47.000 It's pouring.
00:12:48.000 That pussy is roaring.
00:12:49.000 I'm moving.
00:12:50.000 I'm snoring.
00:12:51.000 I'm way too.
00:12:52.000 I'm tired.
00:12:53.000 Lil Molly, I'm wired.
00:12:54.000 She wanna go higher.
00:12:55.000 But I'm not.
00:12:56.000 I'm fired.
00:12:57.000 Wait.
00:12:58.000 Yeah.
00:12:59.000 And I'm in Vegas, huh?
00:13:01.000 She want the persuasion.
00:13:02.000 Yeah.
00:13:03.000 That Asian persuasion, like...
00:13:04.000 Yeah.
00:13:05.000 She saying I'm racist.
00:13:06.000 Yeah.
00:13:07.000 But I wanna hate this, huh?
00:13:08.000 I'm spreading love speech.
00:13:09.000 But they wanna rate this, like...
00:13:11.000 Turn that off, cause I'm trash now.
00:13:14.000 Huh.
00:13:15.000 Hit that pussy from the back.
00:13:16.000 Shit like pow, pow.
00:13:18.000 He got the Glock.
00:13:19.000 Wait.
00:13:20.000 He pull it go blau blau.
00:13:21.000 Blau.
00:13:22.000 Got the camera, huh?
00:13:23.000 He shooting like blau blau.
00:13:25.000 Shoot that shit.
00:13:26.000 Wait.
00:13:27.000 I fucked that bitch.
00:13:28.000 Huh.
00:13:29.000 I get a switch.
00:13:30.000 Glock with new switch.
00:13:31.000 Huh.
00:13:32.000 It got the mag.
00:13:33.000 Wait.
00:13:34.000 It's not a clip.
00:13:35.000 I'm fucking done.
00:13:36.000 Huh.
00:13:37.000 You is my son.
00:13:38.000 Yeah.
00:13:39.000 There is no sign.
00:13:40.000 Yeah.
00:13:41.000 Because it's night.
00:13:42.000 You wanna fight.
00:13:43.000 Yeah.
00:13:44.000 Then it's on site.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:46.000 Okay, I'm done.
00:13:47.000 Gentlemen.
00:13:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:49.000 That was good.
00:13:50.000 Oh, W?
00:13:51.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:13:52.000 Let him cook.