SNEAKO - Soy Boy ＂Roasts＂ SNEAKO

00:00:00.000 look at all look at all the corpus oh man don't yo there was a really funny thing

00:00:06.340 that happened um i want to react to this video later this dude trigger warning everything the

00:00:12.080 roast of sneeko um but in here look look at this today we're going to be doing a different type of

00:00:18.100 video to my surprise a few weeks ago band youtuber sneeko reacted to a video that i made about him

00:00:23.880 back in august it went a little something like this you look like humpty dumpty you look like

00:00:29.180 a pasty bagel your arguments and what you're saying are not that valid when i could really

00:00:33.260 sum up all of your opinions just based on what you look like hi sisters it's jake here hi sisters

00:00:37.900 it's jake here or james charles it's funny to me because i know that i'm saying a level of truth 0.73

00:00:43.180 look at that they go to the chat and they zoom in when you got when you say fag when you say 0.99

00:00:49.780 faggot do you see that it's ammo so you're in here saying like all these slurs and all this you see 0.99

00:00:55.600 how you see the chat someone who watches this recorded later look at how look that's what i'm 1.00

00:01:01.140 talking about this is what i'm talking about right here when you do that look what they do

00:01:05.880 and you're even getting them demonetized you know that which is kind of funny demonetize

00:01:09.960 that's your fault it's the rumble chat's fault that they can't monetize their videos reacting

00:01:16.040 to me or they have to just blur it out it doesn't work on youtube and the fact that i can piss off 0.85

00:01:20.800 so many people at the same time speaking the truth makes me happy today we're going to be

00:01:24.680 talking about a youtuber named sneeko a rumbler this is what the internet does somebody behind 1.00

00:01:30.120 the screen calling me insults you're a fucking pussy who hurts you toxic insecure i i i do take 1.00

00:01:36.520 pride in that i think it's funny and now look at the chat look at it go you know that every time 1.00

00:01:40.740 you do this which is funny waggots in the chat by the way w faggots waggots every time you do this 0.98

00:01:46.120 you know think about how many i don't i don't think a lot of you think about that when when 0.98

00:01:50.420 you're typing this up and clipping this up the amount of soy boy youtubers who are making

00:01:54.760 consistent videos about me and you see it on the side if you don't know what i'm talking about

00:01:58.720 uh genocide is funny and women shouldn't be confident 162 000 views is me and andrew 0.69

00:02:04.860 you know that there's people analyzing it and getting really triggered so yes it's fun whatever

00:02:11.240 blah blah slurs oh my god freedom of speech wagons in the chat think about how many people

00:02:16.880 are getting triggered because of you it makes it adds a layer of funny just know for the rest

00:02:30.420 of this stream i want to stream for five hours today just like yesterday there'll be five hours

00:02:33.600 yesterday how many people are going to see this that disagree with everything that's going on and

00:02:40.420 for the person that's clipping this up and waiting to call it make a video calling me homophobic

00:02:44.640 first off hey and enjoy the show 0.82

00:02:49.220 i've seen someone say big peen yeah okay yeah you guys are you guys are

00:02:56.240 that's why i need this chat energy and there's other wrong wagons man wagons

00:03:02.460 not wagons and this is it this is the handful of people this is what they end up we were

00:03:07.620 watching this a little bit um i want to watch some more debates but this is this relates to 0.94

00:03:11.600 this is the roast of sneeko by uh this fucking soy boy and you'll see it i i challenged this guy 0.99

00:03:17.420 to a debate because he made a 20 minute video about me you can see right here on the side 0.99

00:03:20.880 uh genocide is funny just like clowning me whatever i said hey let's have a debate he's 0.98

00:03:24.780 like no they're all pussies bro and he's probably gonna do another reaction video to this right 0.98

00:03:29.620 here hey what's up let's just get into debate let's stop doing the back and forth reaction 0.99

00:03:32.820 videos we could just have a conversation about what we disagree about um but you know you don't

00:03:37.700 want to do it i understand but you all look the same and we know it's repetitive chat we know it's

00:03:44.080 repetitive but it is also it's entertaining to see so many of the same exact video being posted

00:03:48.360 this is the roast of sneeko hi sisters today we're going to be doing a different type of video 0.91

00:03:55.920 to my faggot my surprise a few weeks ago band youtuber sneeko reacted 0.95

00:04:00.980 to a video that I made about him back in August. 0.97

00:04:07.680 It went a little something like this.

00:04:09.740 You look like Humpty Dumpty.

00:04:10.960 You look like a pasty bagel.

00:04:12.980 Your arguments and what you're saying are not that valid

00:04:15.120 when I could really sum up all of your opinions

00:04:17.160 just based on what you look like.

00:04:18.540 Hi sisters, it's Jake here.

00:04:19.820 Hi sisters, it's Jake here.

00:04:21.900 James Charles.

00:04:23.080 It's funny to me because I know that I'm saying a level of truth

00:04:25.920 and the fact that I can piss off so many people at the same time

00:04:28.800 speaking the truth makes me happy.

00:04:30.580 today we're going to be talking about a youtuber named sneeko a rumbler this is what the internet 1.00

00:04:35.060 does somebody behind the screen calling me insults you're a pussy who hurt you toxic 1.00

00:04:40.100 insecure problematic gay incel same thing copy paste you just have less testosterone you sound 1.00

00:04:45.700 fruity you started off the video with hey sisters i gotta admit beautiful man if you're calling 0.99

00:04:50.100 another man beautiful maybe you're just gay i'm surprised you didn't call me gay yet genuinely who 0.88

00:04:54.660 hurt you who hurt you that's what females say i'm gonna go on fresh and fit tonight they're gonna 1.00

00:04:58.420 gonna say that too did you get bad tattoos and slit your fucking eyebrow for anything but attention 1.00

00:05:04.420 what the fuck well at least i could be honest about it that chat that's the reason you get 1.00

00:05:07.640 tattoos make sure to put all these soy boys in the discord it's just endless content women are 1.00

00:05:11.860 weaker we know this but you can't say if they have less testosterone their soy boys this fucking 1.00

00:05:16.100 pussy they're too pussy to get into debate with me should i read the dms today because this guy 1.00

00:05:20.120 fucking sucks and i'm gonna prove that this guy fucking sucks and i'm gonna prove that but you 1.00

00:05:24.460 can't get in a debate. I mean, it is what it is, Chad. 1.00

00:05:26.640 You're gonna prove that behind your 1.00

00:05:28.040 edited up video, you fucking pussy. 1.00

00:05:30.540 What is going to be beneficial from a conversation 1.00

00:05:32.500 where you call me a soy boy and have your audience

00:05:34.340 attack me? You're making it sound like I hated

00:05:36.360 everything about you. Did you not catch the part

00:05:38.320 where I said you were physically flawless and the

00:05:40.220 eyebrow slit is slay? Are you actually

00:05:42.280 gay or do you just talk gay? It's just 0.98

00:05:44.240 too fruity for me. You need to have fruity guys like this

00:05:46.440 for a female and fruity audience and you need 1.00

00:05:48.320 people like me to speak to mostly men.

00:05:50.260 95% men. Guys like me get banned.

00:05:52.040 You have to come to Rumble. So tell your friends, tell everybody

00:05:54.300 to come over to rumble youtube is done if you're sick of this liberal nonsense come over here 0.87

00:05:58.460 brokey nobody talks to me like that not even my wife if nobody talks to you like that then get 0.99

00:06:04.420 into debate debate me bro so today i present to you the roast of sneko

00:06:10.080 oh there's going to be an ironic satirical video where he's like oh these are non-jokes

00:06:33.200 imagine if i was actually roasting it and cared about it it's going to be that like cody co

00:06:37.680 uh the chad chad danny gonzalez you know that side of youtube that it's going to be that human

00:06:42.480 i know that your real name is nico and you're 24 years old but no my name is hubert i don't

00:06:49.220 know how many fingers you have all i know is i've got two fingers and these are for you

00:06:54.120 you're so unfortunate looking hello kitty said bye bye

00:06:58.720 nico now i know that you live in miami last week i was in miami i actually saw you walking on the

00:07:06.440 sidewalk i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked yeah there we go it's like oh imagine if i actually

00:07:12.880 did make jokes so the joke is like the joke is how bad his jokes are

00:07:16.780 you actually remind me of a cloud when you go away it's a beautiful day

00:07:27.240 i bet you wrote your will and named yourself as the air 0.87

00:07:32.120 earth is saying that will will sneeko aka misogynist dunce okay named yourself as the air

00:07:44.140 earth is i really yo i really don't even care anymore i support everybody you should be able 1.00

00:07:51.440 to suck dick if you want to you should be able to say hey sisters you could be gay if you want to 1.00

00:07:54.900 But 1.00

00:07:55.660 Waggots in the chat 1.00

00:07:59.280 W faggots 1.00

00:08:00.540 It's good 1.00

00:08:01.280 And I don't say that word with any hate in my heart

00:08:03.740 Gay people are great

00:08:04.700 They're fine

00:08:05.460 I also support free speech

00:08:07.500 And the fact that this guy is not gay 1.00

00:08:09.960 So I can call you a faggot 1.00

00:08:11.140 If you have a wife 1.00

00:08:11.860 That's good

00:08:13.160 So now it's clear

00:08:14.340 You're not gay 1.00

00:08:15.320 I'm going to call you a faggot 1.00

00:08:17.220 Chad I know I'm not supposed to say that word too much 1.00

00:08:19.100 I know that we want to bring people over from bot YouTube onto Rumble

00:08:22.040 And I'm alienating people by saying that 1.00

00:08:23.640 but this guy's a fucking faggot and now they're gonna try to call me homophobic it's not gay 1.00

00:08:28.040 people are great I love gay people this guy's not gay he's not gay he's a fucking faggot spam it chat 1.00

00:08:35.520 I know you want to I know you want to let it out let it out and now I'm aware of everything that 0.99

00:08:42.560 we say chat he's gonna do the thing where they edit it up and like they do the zoom ins and

00:08:47.420 everything like that because they can't get into debate I'm I'm hyper aware now about everything

00:08:51.940 that's in the stream is going to be clipped up and used in a way to do another reaction video

00:08:56.540 calling me a misogynist homophobe and then they're going to have their little quirky remarks

00:09:00.700 in between the cuts it's the same thing with every single one of these so let it out let it out that's 1.00

00:09:06.720 what you want right you you want to call us homophobic you want to say it so just say faggot 1.00

00:09:11.740 faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot again i can't wait for that 1.00

00:09:17.780 to be the clip what I gotta lose though what I gotta lose bro I mean I want to get back oh no 1.00

00:09:23.000 fuck man fuck it bro fuck it I'm already deplatformed it's full go home you have an 1.00

00:09:30.620 entire life being idiot why not take a day off in your reaction video of me you couldn't stop 1.00

00:09:39.480 calling me fat you look like Humpty Dumpty I'm not fat I'm hot and everyone knows that 1.00

00:09:44.800 things expand when they're hot i watched a doc see i even ironically this isn't funny there's

00:09:54.340 no level with see the only thing funny about this is how bad it is which sometimes can be funny

00:09:59.680 but this is so it's not even bad enough to be it's just it's just cringe this is just

00:10:05.800 this is just nothing nothing it evokes nothing i don't get who would be amused by this whatsoever

00:10:15.840 and at what point am i supposed to laugh i understand satirical like non-jokes but

00:10:22.000 where is the funny part in this non-funny part you get what i'm saying documentary about beavers 0.96

00:10:28.480 it was the best damn show I ever saw. Oh boy, buddy. I've seen you in videos with normal-sized 0.97

00:10:37.280 people and wow, you're short. You're so short when you were born. The doctor couldn't tell

00:10:42.700 if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage. Hey, I found your nose. It just so

00:10:50.220 happens to be in my business again. Oops, I just saw your lips and boy oh boy are they chapped. 1.00

00:10:57.380 except maybe you should use a glue stick instead of a chapstick next time to keep your lips closed

00:11:03.320 together. This is what they want you to become and I want one of them to talk about this right

00:11:10.620 instead of avoiding this uh this conversation I think I think it's an important discussion to have

00:11:14.440 and we just saw with the Twitter files you can see the type of people that they want on social

00:11:19.080 media and the lies that they use to to ban people so I'm not spreading any hate

00:11:24.180 they want you to become and i said it so many times but this is just the perfect example of 1.00

00:11:30.580 this ideology they want you to become weak fat stupid brainwashed controlled and this guy is 1.00

00:11:35.820 the perfect example of that they want you to be a weak gay fat boy pasty like slow thinking nothing 1.00

00:11:43.240 this guy has no original thoughts and i really want one of these soy boys to address that part 0.99

00:11:48.200 the fact that you all look the same and have the exact same opinions is proof that that's what they

00:11:52.540 want on social media. That's an active method that they're using to control people and feminize men 1.00

00:11:58.600 and masculinize women to destroy the family from the inside out. It's really all part of a bigger 0.94

00:12:03.580 problem to make us all depressed and antidepressants, weak, stupid, controlled. And the next pandemic 1.00

00:12:09.540 that comes, all of these people are going to fall for it because they're this. This is what they

00:12:14.860 push. And if you're not this, you will get banned. If you have influence and you're not this, you get

00:12:20.960 banned they want you to be a james charles faggot and all respect all love i gotta stop saying that 0.98

00:12:26.880 word bro i gotta stop saying that word because i don't want them to use the homophobia thing 0.99

00:12:30.760 i'm not an astronomer but i am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you 0.58

00:12:39.340 in the video i made about you i called you a beautiful man and you thought that was gay

00:12:47.240 you're calling me gay i'm straighter than the pole my dad dances on 0.98

00:12:51.700 are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying you're so fake barbie and or ken is 0.98

00:12:59.180 also jealous but all jokes aside all jokes aside i'm gonna be honest you're really pretty pretty 1.00

00:13:05.140 pathetic you should really come with a warning label you thought my face is ugly yours more 0.99

00:13:17.240 Wind energy, big fan, big fan. 1.00

00:13:21.100 You think that Cheerios are donut seeds.

00:13:25.480 Nico, Nico, I know that's your name.

00:13:27.440 I did hear that you had trouble with your weight as a kid.

00:13:31.000 But lucky for you, I heard you lost 30 pounds when you joined Weight Watchers.

00:13:35.000 And lost another 10 pounds when they shaved your back.

00:13:38.720 That's pretty hairy.

00:13:40.040 Every time you used the bathroom.

00:13:41.640 What?

00:13:43.180 What is this?

00:13:47.240 imagine being so talentless that your talent is being unfunny like imagine being so unfunny 0.99

00:13:56.980 so dumb so fruity that the content is just about how much you are of all those things 0.96

00:14:06.520 imagine that you just you have nothing to say so little to say that the content is nothing 0.99

00:14:12.660 it's supposed to be cringe like you get it it's just the point of this is like oh look how much 0.96

00:14:21.660 look how dumb and fat i am that that that's the punchline of all these jokes 1.00

00:14:26.980 you use your shoe to wipe your ass 1.00

00:14:32.360 you're cheap no one even pays attention 1.00

00:14:38.560 Nico, if I can even call you that

00:14:42.460 You really think you're a smart person

00:14:44.320 You think you're a wit

00:14:45.460 And you're probably right

00:14:46.760 You're probably half right, you're a half wit 0.72

00:14:48.640 Your forehead's so big you could roast a Jimmy Dean pork sausage on it 0.98

00:14:55.800 You call me ugly but maybe that is why we look so similar 0.99

00:15:00.560 Your face makes onions cry 0.93

00:15:03.660 roses are red violets are blue if i was you i'd look like you to be honest to be fair

00:15:14.860 you bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the room 0.98

00:15:18.640 nico i actually can't stop thinking about you you're a habit i'd like to kick with both feet 1.00

00:15:27.520 some might call you a smart ass others a dumb ass i say you're just an ass 1.00

00:15:34.340 chat bring bullying back 1.00

00:15:38.980 we need bullying

00:15:43.220 i fear for the future generation of men man 0.94

00:15:54.200 because this is on the he showed in the beginning rumble has like 75 million users youtube has 2.6 0.89

00:16:01.560 billion whatever the book whatever the fuck this is what people are being programmed to watch 0.99

00:16:06.960 and it has a big effect on on how people turn out at least when i do a handstand my penis doesn't 1.00

00:16:15.080 hit me in the face what you think you're so smart and listen to this next joke you must be the 0.98

00:16:23.800 arithmetic man you add trouble you subtract pleasure divide attention and multiply ignorance 0.99

00:16:29.740 if being beautiful chat skip skip skip skip there's only a minute and a half left

00:16:34.140 what are comments like it's genuinely so funny sneaker doesn't have any actual arguments to say 1.00

00:16:40.280 against jake so he just insults his pyramids call stories 2.6 000 likes okay you fucking idiot i 0.99

00:16:45.140 challenge him to a debate and it's in this video i can't do an argument because he doesn't he bro 1.00

00:16:50.960 he's doing this like ironic bad roast

00:16:53.840 i want to be able to debate like jake's comedy special is even funnier than sneaker will ever be

00:17:05.980 1.1 thousand likes 0.96

00:17:07.660 careful there jake he's gonna call you gay a thousand more times it's as if being gay is 0.99

00:17:14.460 the one thing on sneaker's mind i wonder if sneaker's gay him insulting a guy by calling 0.97

00:17:20.320 I'm gay okay they all love it can't wait for Seiko to react to this as if it's the most serious thing

00:17:30.020 ever no I'm aware that he's trying to be funny it's just you see but I was right you say I don't 0.99

00:17:36.180 have any arguments I'm saying and no in all you idiots in the comment section my argument that 0.94

00:17:41.040 he clipped up in the beginning of this video is that you need to do this James Charles fruity type 0.99

00:17:45.540 content to attract females and fruity people. And am I wrong? Look at you. All women, women 1.00

00:17:53.600 and fruitcakes. This is the demographic. We just appeal to different people with different type of

00:17:59.680 content. You're supposed to call me misogynist and I'm supposed to call you a faggot. That's 1.00

00:18:05.000 evolution. They're eating this up.

00:18:14.000 was a crime you'd be innocent

00:18:27.600 don't you have a terribly empty feeling in your skull

00:18:33.980 jk lol you're a person of rare intelligence it's rare when you show any

00:18:40.840 you have a face only a mother could love and she hates it you talk about getting all these hot

00:18:47.480 ladies but you haven't had a committed relationship like ever i'm not saying

00:18:53.780 you're a commitment phobe but my iphone 5c battery lost longer than your relationships

00:18:59.420 how many licks till i get to the interesting part of you

00:19:04.820 nico eight eight minutes since getting banned how are you doing financially 0.53

00:19:11.080 better than you oh i'm doing okay i may love to shop but i'm not buying your bs

00:19:18.600 the iq chart doesn't go below 75 you can stop trying to go lower it's not a limbo contest

00:19:28.080 lastly the last joke of the night i do believe in you nico someday you'll go far

00:19:36.360 and i really hope that you stay there

00:19:38.920 i didn't mean to go up there

00:19:43.500 bye

00:19:46.740 bye

00:19:49.300 I don't

00:20:00.080 I don't

00:20:01.660 Yo chat saying lynch him

00:20:05.400 I got nothing

00:20:09.800 I got

00:20:10.440 Bottom line is this not proof

00:20:15.960 Of everything that I talk about

00:20:18.320 Well, we know who's going to get the next booster shot.

SNEAKO - December 14, 2022

Soy Boy ＂Roasts＂ SNEAKO

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