SNEAKO - December 20, 2024


THAT'S LIFE.


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

142.86194

Word Count

1,419

Sentence Count

142

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Feliz Navidad!
00:00:15.000 Feliz Navidad!
00:00:18.000 What up bro?
00:00:30.000 I'll be honest, that footage looked cool, but that was probably one of the worst one-minute podcasts I ever recorded.
00:00:52.740 I try to be nice to everyone, but there were just way too many fans that were in the world.
00:00:59.980 They were too excited and uninteresting.
00:01:02.200 One guy started to promote some jeans brand and tripped on my tablecloth and made it cringe.
00:01:07.380 What are you most proud of?
00:01:09.380 My brand.
00:01:10.880 I know my additional Samsung Galaxy brand.
00:01:15.760 Maybe if I like show the cameras.
00:01:18.220 Well, yeah, that's what I'm most proud of.
00:01:21.740 Get off my show. I ended it right there.
00:01:23.560 Cool.
00:01:24.160 Thanks, Ryan. Appreciate it.
00:01:25.940 It wasn't all bad.
00:01:27.680 There was this very pretty fashion lady with this shiny red coat.
00:01:30.980 She was very enjoyable to speak to.
00:01:32.540 The most memorable interviews are always the ones where they have no idea who I am.
00:01:35.840 Like these two construction guys who are right off the job drinking a beer and talking about why they do what they do in a funny way.
00:01:41.900 What are you most proud of in my life?
00:01:44.880 Oh, man.
00:01:47.260 Staying sucker free.
00:01:49.500 How do you push them away from you?
00:01:51.240 Suckers?
00:01:51.780 Yeah.
00:01:53.480 Let them a couple hours.
00:01:55.880 I've been doing the one-minute podcast for five years.
00:01:58.520 And the questions around the holiday season, I keep lighthearted because people are in a good mood.
00:02:02.380 They don't want to be rage baited.
00:02:04.240 So I asked them about being unique.
00:02:05.820 And I'm lucky this was the worst episode ever because every single audio file was corrupted.
00:02:15.800 That's why I love my job and I love this city because you never know what's going to happen or who you're going to run into any time of day.
00:02:22.280 A kid moved in next door and he says to me,
00:02:24.920 Small, you're a goddamn giant.
00:02:28.020 And you know, I'll tell you what the motivating factor for Jews is.
00:02:32.000 Don't let another holler come in.
00:02:34.480 That's life.
00:02:35.820 That's life.
00:02:37.580 That's what all the people say.
00:02:39.900 I never blamed all Jews for anything.
00:02:41.940 You're riding high in April, shot down in May.
00:02:47.360 So basically, if you whisper in that corner, it whispers all the way back to that corner.
00:02:53.280 Dude, does this thing work?
00:02:54.660 Yeah.
00:02:55.560 You want to try it?
00:02:56.440 Yes.
00:02:57.060 Yeah, sure.
00:02:58.000 All right.
00:02:58.480 Yo.
00:02:59.340 What the fuck?
00:03:01.000 Uh, hey.
00:03:09.680 Whisper, whisper, whisper.
00:03:12.660 Huh?
00:03:12.840 Oh, yelling defeats the purpose.
00:03:17.020 Yeah, true, true, true.
00:03:17.880 Black people.
00:03:19.860 Black people.
00:03:20.820 Can you hear that?
00:03:22.540 Oh, they're gone.
00:03:23.220 I don't know how that architecture works, but it works.
00:03:25.780 It sounds like a foam.
00:03:26.700 I just want to get some oysters.
00:03:27.780 Can I sit for one?
00:03:29.380 Very old-fashioned.
00:03:30.460 Looks like a World War II restaurant.
00:03:32.560 But I know I'm gonna change that tune
00:03:36.820 When I'm back on top, back on top in June
00:03:42.780 It's funny, no one had a unique answer for what makes them unique.
00:03:46.720 They said that they're outgoing, they're outspoken, and everyone said that.
00:03:50.840 So, by definition, they're not.
00:03:52.300 But the question is interesting because we all know God created us with intelligent design
00:03:57.200 so much so that all the fingerprints in our hands with trillions of individual lines
00:04:02.340 are different from everyone else's.
00:04:04.420 What separates us from ChatGPT is you can't recreate a human.
00:04:09.240 The question is near impossible to answer because you're always gonna sound narcissistic
00:04:13.460 talking about yourself to that level.
00:04:15.020 The most difficult question I get asked is what should I do with my life?
00:04:18.540 And that's why finding out why you're unique is so important.
00:04:21.500 Whatever it is that makes you special is exactly how you find what you want to do.
00:04:25.900 Then once you find that, there's two aspects of optimization you need
00:04:29.220 if you want to work all day, every day.
00:04:31.320 I've never consistently worked this hard, so I can tell you it's not even feasible
00:04:34.640 if you, one, don't love what you do, and two, don't have friends that are loyal.
00:04:39.840 Jake, what up, man?
00:04:41.320 What up?
00:04:42.200 What you doing, bro?
00:04:45.000 I see you got the do-rag on.
00:04:46.500 You had a good party?
00:04:48.260 Good, bro.
00:04:49.420 Good.
00:04:49.860 Good.
00:04:50.300 Yeah, of course, bro, of course, bro.
00:04:51.820 When do you want to go skydiving?
00:04:53.320 Oh, who?
00:04:54.760 Skydiving.
00:04:55.360 Yeah, skydiving.
00:04:56.400 Skydiving.
00:04:56.680 We have to go skydiving.
00:04:58.060 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:58.560 Enjoy yourself.
00:05:00.840 Hey, call me when you're back from eating.
00:05:03.620 All right.
00:05:04.580 All right, bro.
00:05:05.420 Your son was making a documentary about how you faced anti-Semitism.
00:05:09.780 What happened in your neighborhood?
00:05:11.100 Yeah, sure.
00:05:11.540 So my son, Morgan, is at SUNY Albany, and he's a documentary maker.
00:05:18.680 He's making a documentary on growing up Jewish in the suburbs and trying to find out those
00:05:25.800 of us in the metropolitan area, based anti-Semitism.
00:05:29.560 There was a kid down the street, and he had a Nazi flag in his window.
00:05:34.480 So I was in the kindergarten, and the kid moved in next door.
00:05:37.780 The kid came out on the second day of kindergarten, and he says to me,
00:05:41.380 Small, you're a goddamn Jew, aren't you?
00:05:44.460 He says, my father tells me you're a goddamn Jew, dirty Jew.
00:05:48.740 I says, yeah, I'm a Jew.
00:05:50.400 Look at that.
00:05:50.980 He goes, oh, well, take this.
00:05:53.180 He puts up a lock, throws it, hits me right here.
00:05:56.480 So that was Introduction to Anti-Semitism 101, all right?
00:05:59.780 And you know, I'll tell you what the motivating factor.
00:06:02.340 What is it?
00:06:03.040 For Jews is, don't let another holocaust.
00:06:07.040 That's where the saying, never again comes.
00:06:11.580 And that's one of the reasons the Israelis are very aggressive in their defense of Israel.
00:06:17.300 Very aggressive.
00:06:18.200 Right?
00:06:18.800 Yeah.
00:06:19.260 My name is Garen Wolf-Small.
00:06:21.960 That's the real name?
00:06:23.180 Yeah.
00:06:24.200 How does it sound about Jewish?
00:06:26.620 No, it doesn't sound Jewish.
00:06:29.180 Jewish, remember, please.
00:06:30.520 You put that for me?
00:06:31.340 Yeah.
00:06:32.100 That's me.
00:06:32.880 That's you.
00:06:33.520 It looks just like you.
00:06:34.840 I just want to give it a second.
00:06:35.820 I share the second.
00:06:40.080 And as funny as it may seem, some people get their kicks stomping on a dream.
00:06:49.400 I'd say most of these people work in Connecticut, Jersey, and Long Island.
00:06:52.720 And before their commute home, they stop here for some oysters, a couple glasses of wine.
00:06:57.400 Before heading on the Metro North, Long Island Railroad, and New Jersey Transit.
00:07:01.540 Classy place.
00:07:02.500 Feels like the Sopranos in here.
00:07:04.060 Hello.
00:07:04.560 Hello.
00:07:05.340 What's your name?
00:07:06.620 Let's do it.
00:07:08.740 Where are you from?
00:07:09.840 South Carolina.
00:07:10.940 South Carolina.
00:07:11.280 What are you doing in New York?
00:07:12.380 I'm on a trip.
00:07:14.120 Okay, let's take it.
00:07:15.360 You know who you kind of sound like?
00:07:17.520 Duke Dennis.
00:07:18.840 You got the same accent.
00:07:20.820 Hey, good to meet you, bro.
00:07:22.180 Boy, ain't no way, boy.
00:07:23.460 I'm just here on a trip.
00:07:24.520 What's up, bro?
00:07:54.240 What's your streams have you seen the new videos? No, not yet. Check out why the new videos on acts acts on Ben
00:08:00.840 I've been banning you too. Yeah, I really was nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thank you. All right
00:08:09.380 Oh, yeah, what's going on? What's going on because I'm Jewish and I want to like
00:08:14.200 Hey, that's what you're showing. Yeah, what's going on? I want to like ask you more questions about
00:08:18.960 What's my funeral? Sure. Yeah, there's so in general would you say your viewpoints have evolved or like I've noticed
00:08:25.500 There's like a shift between what you used to say or you say now
00:08:29.420 What do you think the ship was my criticism has always been at Israel. It's never been no no
00:08:33.060 It's okay Jewish people so put aside the little thing aside, right? It's a major thing to put aside
00:08:37.620 No, no, no. I never blamed all Jews for anything
00:08:44.080 They could knock it down
00:08:48.960 Hey, I appreciate that bro. All right. God bless
00:08:51.200 I was watching the video earlier. I was like, yo, I really wanted to sleep on the scene right now, bro
00:08:55.960 Like I was like, there's no way. Look at Smithy. What are you headed to right now?
00:08:59.340 We got this alumni reception with my high school, you know, so they're gonna go network
00:09:05.160 Look at professional. I think you're gonna get that job today. Appreciate it. Yeah. Hey, best of luck
00:09:12.960 Watch the new videos on X
00:09:14.960 What the new videos on X are so good that even even Zionists are gonna love it
00:09:21.340 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball
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