SNEAKO - The Universe Spoke To Me In Germany.

00:00:00.000 Yeah

00:00:01.280 Lawmen started before me

00:00:04.800 But I don't see them man no more

00:00:06.500 It was sad when I saw my man

00:00:08.320 He told me bro cause you buying me a rose

00:00:10.280 She thinks that we're getting real closer

00:00:12.000 But she never know what's on my thoughts

00:00:13.880 Every day I'm fighting to live inside my mind

00:00:16.540 There's always a war

00:00:17.480 Nevertheless I overcome

00:00:19.080 I'm used to putting

00:00:20.160 So much traffic on the road

00:00:21.500 That everybody here going to the airport

00:00:22.860 Just walked back and now we're all calling Ubers

00:00:25.040 We got a flight in

00:00:26.420 It boards in 30 minutes

00:00:27.740 And the cab's supposed to get here in 10

00:00:29.400 And it's going to take 20 to get there

00:00:30.980 A little stumble problem

00:00:32.360 I have a carry on

00:00:33.360 But Maria's got her bikinis in the giant suitcase

00:00:35.680 So we have to check her bag

00:00:37.560 20 minutes before we actually got out of the car

00:00:40.340 I said we should walk out

00:00:41.560 And he said no

00:00:42.720 What are we going to do?

00:00:44.000 Well I didn't think about walking forward

00:00:45.380 It was 1.7 miles forward

00:00:46.940 We walked a quarter mile back

00:00:48.500 But yeah good thing we need to check your luggage

00:00:50.700 She needs to get all her outfits and be cute

00:00:52.720 If we missed the flight because of her bikinis

00:00:54.440 At least she was outside

00:00:55.620 We missed because you had to wait to see somebody

00:00:57.900 You need to start walking instead of just take my advice

00:01:00.480 You better just walk on your own

00:01:01.640 Why do you need to wait for me if you want to walk so bad

00:01:03.640 Because we have a flight together

00:01:04.840 I just called the cab to

00:01:07.480 B2235

00:01:08.520 I want to go to

00:01:09.560 I want to leave

00:01:10.700 It's too Harry Potter here bro

00:01:12.960 It's just like stuff that happens

00:01:14.600 When I travel

00:01:15.340 Like I lost the red glasses yesterday

00:01:17.560 And I'm like you know what

00:01:18.840 That's life

00:01:19.480 Barcelona's coming up

00:01:20.620 New country

00:01:21.280 New start

00:01:21.900 And then now

00:01:22.620 Full still traffic jam

00:01:24.060 I'm at 4am

00:01:24.800 4am

00:01:25.440 Hey guys welcome back to another video

00:01:28.920 And we missed the flight

00:01:30.440 I just lost a lot of money

00:01:31.680 That sucks

00:01:32.420 And now we need to go to Heathrow

00:01:34.760 We are not there

00:01:36.040 We are south of Croydon

00:01:37.140 Our flight's not until 3pm

00:01:38.920 We had 3 hours of sleep

00:01:40.360 Didn't eat

00:01:40.860 We need to go to another airport

00:01:42.020 And then also wait in Rome, Italy

00:01:43.960 So now we're going to Italy

00:01:45.200 Meet up in the Rome airport

00:01:46.560 Musa can you put a graphic right here

00:01:48.180 That says Spain

00:01:48.980 But put a parenthesis around the S

00:01:50.560 So it's like Spain

00:01:52.220 Spain

00:01:53.900 Because that's me

00:01:54.920 Update

00:01:55.940 The couple that helped us get in the cab

00:01:58.640 From earlier the Wallace and Gromit people

00:02:00.020 That were

00:02:00.380 I really should have filmed it

00:02:01.520 We had to go backwards through traffic

00:02:03.280 With our suitcases

00:02:04.140 Walking through

00:02:04.880 We even

00:02:05.480 I've never had to do that before

00:02:06.680 It was 3am

00:02:07.420 It was crazy

00:02:07.960 Anyway

00:02:08.440 The couple that we shared a taxi with

00:02:10.500 They also missed their flight

00:02:11.520 I thought they made it

00:02:12.320 It was half an hour later

00:02:13.240 They also missed it

00:02:14.120 They're over there right now

00:02:14.840 They found out what the traffic jam was about

00:02:16.740 There was dead stop traffic

00:02:17.980 For like 30 minutes

00:02:18.840 I've never seen something like that

00:02:19.940 So early in the morning

00:02:20.720 I don't know what it could have been

00:02:21.760 4.30 in the morning

00:02:22.820 Dead stop

00:02:23.600 Like

00:02:23.980 And the whole ride was smooth sailing

00:02:25.920 And then boom

00:02:26.540 Someone

00:02:26.980 Self deleted themselves

00:02:28.600 Someone jumped off a bridge

00:02:30.360 And landed on someone's windshield

00:02:31.980 Or probably hit the front of the car

00:02:33.660 Fuck you

00:02:34.700 If you're going to delete yourself

00:02:36.080 Do it at home

00:02:37.080 Asshole

00:02:37.760 Ruined that freaking driver's day

00:02:40.420 Traumatize the driver

00:02:41.480 Ruined all these people's

00:02:42.580 They're a nice couple over there

00:02:43.760 They're about to go

00:02:44.200 Like

00:02:44.480 They were so excited

00:02:45.360 Whoever they were driving

00:02:47.000 People just on their way to work

00:02:48.340 Or stuff

00:02:48.660 So wherever you are

00:02:49.640 Doodoo jumped

00:02:50.220 If you're up there

00:02:50.860 Or if you're down there

00:02:51.660 Fuck you

00:02:52.840 Fucking asshole

00:02:53.820 I hope you burn

00:02:54.620 Or I hope you have fun in heaven

00:02:55.960 Or I hope you have fun in purgatory

00:02:57.480 Because you fucking made me miss my flight

00:02:59.320 Because you

00:02:59.640 Oh I'm going to go jump off a bridge

00:03:01.640 Dramatic

00:03:02.340 Shut up

00:03:03.500 Fucking dick

00:03:04.560 The hell are you doing

00:03:05.480 If you're going to

00:03:06.040 Why are you inconveniencing everybody

00:03:07.860 With your fucking

00:03:08.840 I'm so sad

00:03:10.020 Fuck you

00:03:11.220 Is that a dickhead thing to say?

00:03:12.720 Is that selfish?

00:03:13.700 Like should we feel bad for him?

00:03:14.620 I don't feel bad for you

00:03:15.620 It's 7 a.m.

00:03:16.500 I had three hours of sleep

00:03:17.920 This was supposed to be a good vacation

00:03:19.340 And that guy who just deleted himself

00:03:21.260 You fucking ruined the trip

00:03:22.580 Fuck you

00:03:23.380 So apparently a lot of people do this on the M25

00:03:27.180 You're going to get any what?

00:03:28.600 Logan called?

00:03:29.540 I don't care

00:03:29.960 School drivers shout jump

00:03:31.380 At man an M25 bridge

00:03:33.200 M25

00:03:34.260 Self delete

00:03:35.280 M25

00:03:36.000 Maybe that's why that airport's the worst airport

00:03:38.320 But yo

00:03:39.160 Something with that M25

00:03:40.460 I don't know what it is London

00:03:41.700 Don't go in at M25

00:03:43.020 You got a flight

00:03:43.760 Oh look

00:03:44.040 Literally

00:03:44.700 Delays flights

00:03:46.280 M25

00:03:47.020 Self delete

00:03:47.840 This is common

00:03:48.460 Motorway chaos

00:03:49.380 As man threatens to jump off bridge

00:03:51.200 On the way

00:03:51.640 That's common

00:03:52.300 And that was

00:03:52.940 June 22nd

00:03:54.520 2000

00:03:55.100 This is a recurring incident

00:03:56.940 Of you fucking selfish pricks

00:03:59.140 Jumping off the bridge

00:04:00.140 If you're going to do

00:04:00.920 Bro

00:04:01.220 Why are you inconveniencing my flight

00:04:03.400 Because you're sad

00:04:04.640 I'm sad

00:04:05.940 Fucking do it somewhere else

00:04:07.460 That ass

00:04:08.060 You could go anywhere

00:04:08.960 Why do I need to be part of your sadness

00:04:11.480 It's a serious issue

00:04:14.400 I don't know how you could belittle

00:04:15.760 And make light

00:04:16.560 Of a mental health problem

00:04:18.120 Fuck off bro

00:04:18.800 Just

00:04:19.180 You literally could do this anywhere else

00:04:20.960 Go to the bathroom

00:04:21.760 Go put your head in the sink

00:04:23.280 You know

00:04:24.280 Toilet

00:04:24.960 Or just be alive

00:04:26.020 Stay alive

00:04:26.740 Enjoy life

00:04:27.460 We're talking

00:04:28.560 Wondering about like

00:04:29.360 The empathy for situations like that

00:04:30.960 Like should you feel bad

00:04:31.900 Because in New York

00:04:32.480 Whenever somebody jumps in the train

00:04:33.700 It's like just get

00:04:34.380 Bro

00:04:34.600 What are you doing

00:04:35.280 You're inconveniencing everyone

00:04:36.420 There's delays

00:04:37.240 From the UK

00:04:38.200 She was like

00:04:38.800 That was so selfish

00:04:39.920 But she didn't want to say that

00:04:41.160 She's like

00:04:41.360 I felt that was selfish

00:04:42.340 But I didn't want to say that

00:04:43.520 But it is

00:04:44.340 I'm wondering about the empathy of that

00:04:46.100 Like do you feel bad for that guy

00:04:47.560 I even I'm an empath

00:04:49.920 I'm an empath

00:04:50.880 And I feel nothing

00:04:51.980 Chad what do you think

00:04:52.880 Are we assholes right now

00:04:54.780 Should we be praying

00:04:55.580 Someone's watching this right now

00:04:57.380 Like commenting below

00:04:58.100 I can't believe how little you would care

00:04:59.920 About that

00:05:00.420 They are

00:05:00.800 There's someone saying that right now

00:05:01.920 I'm thinking that

00:05:02.340 Think about how little that person cares

00:05:04.180 You're doing it for attention

00:05:05.220 You're doing it for attention

00:05:07.140 It's like

00:05:07.600 If no one's gonna notice me

00:05:09.320 Then this highway will

00:05:10.960 Yeah we notice

00:05:11.900 And I don't feel bad

00:05:12.980 Choke

00:05:13.520 Burn

00:05:14.060 Prime example

00:05:15.540 Like everyone close to my life

00:05:17.060 Always knows that

00:05:17.920 This type of shit

00:05:18.860 Only happens to me

00:05:19.880 Would this would have happened

00:05:20.880 If you were alone

00:05:21.540 No

00:05:21.980 When I was thinking this

00:05:23.360 I was thinking this

00:05:24.260 When we were in the freaking Uber

00:05:25.900 Stuck in traffic

00:05:26.880 I would be like

00:05:27.360 If I was alone

00:05:28.020 I'd be at the airport right now

00:05:29.380 I would be here

00:05:30.380 It's just

00:05:31.980 I don't even get mad about it anymore

00:05:33.980 This only happened

00:05:35.000 When you were with me

00:05:36.260 It's just the inconvenience

00:05:37.120 I'm just so used to it

00:05:38.200 Like I feel like Larry David

00:05:39.440 In Curb Your Enthusiasm

00:05:40.460 It's just like

00:05:41.080 Yeah

00:05:41.260 This would happen to me

00:05:43.020 This would happen bro

00:05:44.220 Everybody has that one friend

00:05:45.580 That all bad things happen to

00:05:47.000 And it's you

00:05:47.620 What type of energy

00:05:48.700 Am I putting out there

00:05:49.600 Where like

00:05:49.980 I always feel it coming

00:05:51.200 I swear to god

00:05:52.040 I was in the bathroom

00:05:52.840 Like life is too good right now

00:05:54.360 Some shit is about to go down

00:05:55.980 And then of course

00:05:56.940 Someone jumps off the bridge

00:05:58.200 Yeah

00:05:58.480 Life has always shown

00:06:00.180 To humble me

00:06:00.860 In situations

00:06:01.860 Yeah yeah

00:06:03.080 That was right when I was going

00:06:04.120 Really great

00:06:04.580 And that I didn't have my car

00:06:05.440 For a month

00:06:05.940 Right after I bought it

00:06:07.160 I don't know what it is

00:06:07.980 But it's just like

00:06:08.480 Whenever I feel like

00:06:09.480 You know

00:06:09.780 London went great

00:06:10.500 The meetup went great

00:06:11.340 Videos have been doing well

00:06:12.760 And I just

00:06:13.140 Crypto

00:06:14.960 Boom

00:06:15.400 It just needed that

00:06:16.240 Like too much Mykonos

00:06:17.380 There's too many bad bitches bro

00:06:18.500 I was just

00:06:19.340 Life was too good

00:06:20.720 I just made this

00:06:21.540 My new phone background

00:06:22.480 After I went on

00:06:23.500 Ryan Long's podcast

00:06:24.560 They all hated me

00:06:26.160 This guy just seems

00:06:27.180 A tad too confident

00:06:28.340 I kind of want him to fail

00:06:30.500 He won't be on top for long

00:06:32.300 Those are two comments

00:06:33.100 On a comedy podcast

00:06:34.820 Where I'm talking with

00:06:36.020 Ryan Long

00:06:36.580 Just talking about my life

00:06:37.840 And stuff like that

00:06:38.420 I thought it was funny

00:06:39.520 Thought it was good

00:06:40.160 You can check that out

00:06:41.100 On Ryan Long's show

00:06:41.740 And then just people

00:06:42.500 Fucking hate me

00:06:44.380 I got people out there saying

00:06:45.980 And wishing and hoping

00:06:47.460 I want him to fail

00:06:49.300 He won't be

00:06:49.980 That got seven likes

00:06:51.080 On a podcast

00:06:51.740 With like 10k views bro

00:06:53.060 People really are saying

00:06:54.240 Like he's too confident

00:06:55.320 I want you to fail

00:06:56.760 And maybe it's working

00:06:57.700 Maybe that's the energy

00:06:58.520 Directing it

00:06:59.180 You know

00:06:59.480 Because I got like

00:07:00.300 A lot of haters out there

00:07:01.180 Hey how you doing

00:07:01.840 You're watching this right now

00:07:02.820 Look at my face man

00:07:03.720 I just know that

00:07:04.740 You come back twice as

00:07:05.760 Twice as

00:07:06.880 Twice as strong

00:07:07.760 Twice as something

00:07:09.240 Something inspirational

00:07:10.640 Another L

00:07:11.460 So I had a brand deal

00:07:12.640 For my last main channel

00:07:13.580 Video

00:07:13.880 Very excited

00:07:14.620 I don't get a lot

00:07:15.380 I fake very little

00:07:16.440 From brand deals

00:07:16.960 So little

00:07:17.460 That other youtubers

00:07:18.100 Laughing me

00:07:18.620 I'm not joking

00:07:19.180 When I call and tell them

00:07:20.200 They genuinely laugh

00:07:21.320 And then they saw

00:07:22.640 The video I posted

00:07:23.360 And they asked me

00:07:24.080 To delete the ad

00:07:24.860 They said it was not

00:07:25.820 Friendly

00:07:26.360 Yeah just not going to

00:07:27.240 Get compensated

00:07:27.820 And there's no going around it

00:07:29.760 They asked me to put it

00:07:30.680 In a new video

00:07:31.200 Even though

00:07:31.680 Almost a hundred thousand

00:07:32.480 People already saw the video

00:07:33.380 I'm not going to

00:07:33.960 The only way I get paid

00:07:34.960 Is if I put it in another video

00:07:36.380 And I don't know

00:07:37.020 What wasn't brand friendly

00:07:38.440 Because it's a one minute podcast

00:07:39.900 I'm asking questions

00:07:40.880 Having open dialogue

00:07:41.780 Open conversation

00:07:42.640 But that's not brand friendly

00:07:43.760 Well you know what's brand friendly

00:07:44.900 Getting coffee

00:07:45.700 Baking a cake

00:07:46.660 WeWork

00:07:47.460 Smile

00:07:48.080 Wave

00:07:48.860 Oh

00:07:49.340 Going on a date

00:07:50.340 That's brand friendly

00:07:51.300 And so I have the choice

00:07:52.340 Right now

00:07:52.720 I can either

00:07:53.900 Put the ad

00:07:55.120 In another video

00:07:55.860 And do more work

00:07:57.220 I'm in the airport right now

00:07:58.380 Fixing the edits

00:07:59.480 And stuff like that

00:08:00.120 I paid an editor

00:08:01.040 Paid a cameraman

00:08:01.800 Scheduled my finances

00:08:02.860 And everything

00:08:03.400 Expecting to get paid

00:08:04.500 And now I'm not

00:08:05.300 So I could either simp

00:08:06.300 I could limp

00:08:07.120 And put another video

00:08:08.120 Or I could just say

00:08:09.460 Fuck you

00:08:10.120 Suck my dick

00:08:10.860 And then just make fun of them

00:08:11.680 And then make the money back

00:08:12.540 I think I'm going to go

00:08:13.200 With the second option

00:08:13.960 I don't want to keep fucking

00:08:15.620 I just fuck

00:08:16.240 Fuck your company

00:08:17.020 Fuck your brand friendly

00:08:18.220 But yeah

00:08:18.960 It was another L of the day

00:08:19.940 You know what I'm saying

00:08:21.140 It's okay

00:08:21.620 I didn't need that

00:08:22.620 It's not like I planned

00:08:24.100 To have that money or anything

00:08:24.960 Just sit on the bus

00:08:25.900 Hey we saw your video

00:08:27.180 Please delete it

00:08:28.280 Chad what do you think

00:08:28.960 Am I being stupid

00:08:29.940 Musa thinks I'm being stupid

00:08:30.900 He thinks I should just

00:08:31.740 Suck it up

00:08:32.480 And then put in another video

00:08:33.500 But I'm like

00:08:34.060 Fuck you

00:08:34.720 I'm not working for you

00:08:35.700 You work for me

00:08:36.580 I'm not doing more work for you

00:08:37.820 We had an agreement

00:08:38.760 And you didn't listen to it

00:08:39.600 What do you think Chad

00:08:40.180 Is it stupid or not

00:08:41.060 Because I'm just

00:08:41.840 I'm done working

00:08:42.860 For these fucking people

00:08:43.920 I'm done

00:08:44.800 With free speech being over

00:08:46.300 I'm done with

00:08:46.820 Cancel culture

00:08:47.480 Affecting everything we say

00:08:48.840 Fuck you're brand friendly

00:08:50.100 There's a clause in the contract

00:08:51.620 Just anything that they deem

00:08:52.940 Disagreeable

00:08:53.900 They can just terminate it

00:08:55.540 And then you don't get paid

00:08:56.480 So yeah

00:08:57.040 I can make another video

00:08:57.960 But what if they just say

00:08:58.740 It's not brand friendly

00:08:59.580 In the next video

00:09:00.380 How dumb is that

00:09:01.220 They can just pick and choose

00:09:03.060 What they decide is like

00:09:04.120 The right thing to say

00:09:04.880 Or the wrong thing to say

00:09:05.860 They're the type of company

00:09:06.780 That puts like

00:09:07.560 Paragraphs at the bottom

00:09:08.620 There's been a big surge

00:09:10.280 In gun violence

00:09:11.000 So click this link

00:09:11.900 And so all their emails

00:09:13.440 Automated from the people saying

00:09:14.680 I'll loop you in

00:09:15.440 I'll loop you in here

00:09:16.280 It comes with a nice bottom message

00:09:18.380 Gun violence in America

00:09:19.620 What the

00:09:20.320 You have nothing to do

00:09:21.400 With gun violence

00:09:22.180 They put that in

00:09:23.060 So that they feel good

00:09:24.080 It's a moral high ground

00:09:25.060 So they sleep good at night

00:09:26.100 And feel like they did something

00:09:27.460 Even though they work

00:09:28.440 Corporate jobs

00:09:29.260 Fucking

00:09:29.680 Cogs in the machine

00:09:30.860 I'll loop you in here

00:09:32.020 Fuck off

00:09:33.080 Whoa

00:09:33.580 We're sitting at a cute sushi restaurant

00:09:36.000 Right

00:09:36.320 I've calmed down a little bit

00:09:38.020 They email me back

00:09:38.800 I cursed them out

00:09:39.720 In an email

00:09:40.360 I was like sending emojis

00:09:41.820 And stuff

00:09:42.120 I dropped the like

00:09:42.840 Hey let me loop you in

00:09:43.880 I was just like

00:09:44.500 Aha

00:09:44.900 And they still replied

00:09:46.020 With a really respectful email

00:09:47.280 And I'm like

00:09:48.360 You know

00:09:48.620 Okay

00:09:48.960 Alright

00:09:49.440 Let me take a breath

00:09:50.220 I still want money

00:09:51.320 Maybe I shouldn't burn the bridge

00:09:52.700 I thought it was supposed to come

00:09:53.540 On the conveyor belt

00:09:54.340 That was so

00:09:54.740 Let's see what they say

00:09:56.120 Let's see what they say

00:09:57.240 I just

00:09:57.640 But

00:09:58.040 Yeah maybe

00:09:58.680 Okay

00:09:59.140 Musa said the same thing

00:10:00.060 That Maria said

00:10:00.640 Like alright

00:10:01.120 But they're the brand

00:10:02.180 They can decide what they

00:10:03.160 But also they said

00:10:04.460 They approved the ad

00:10:05.660 Alright

00:10:06.100 Let's see

00:10:06.700 Let's see

00:10:07.140 Now he's on the phone

00:10:08.440 They called him

00:10:10.100 Right

00:10:11.140 You never specified

00:10:12.520 What I could

00:10:13.160 And couldn't talk about

00:10:14.020 No one ever said

00:10:15.000 That I had to approve

00:10:15.600 The video beforehand

00:10:16.260 You approved the ad

00:10:16.800 And I put it on

00:10:17.320 That's not my fault

00:10:18.100 That my whole thing

00:10:19.020 Is controversy

00:10:19.840 So saying like

00:10:20.640 Incendiary is a reason

00:10:21.780 To cut it off

00:10:22.200 For being potentially controversial

00:10:23.380 Goes against my whole channel

00:10:24.600 You knew what you were

00:10:25.360 Signing up for

00:10:25.980 They were respectful

00:10:26.820 They kept calm

00:10:27.740 And I didn't

00:10:28.620 So

00:10:29.080 Fair

00:10:30.080 It's extra work

00:10:30.820 But okay

00:10:31.580 But it's pretty stupid

00:10:33.160 It's like

00:10:33.560 In the contract

00:10:34.580 Anything that's incendiary

00:10:35.940 Or potentially controversial

00:10:37.300 Can be taken

00:10:38.020 Okay well

00:10:38.880 Fucking everything I post

00:10:40.380 Is potentially controversial

00:10:41.840 Wait

00:10:42.160 See jobs turned away

00:10:42.800 From religion

00:10:43.180 At how old

00:10:43.620 Thirteen

00:10:44.340 Oh it was twelve

00:10:45.400 So I was

00:10:45.780 I'm ahead of the curve

00:10:46.780 So me and see jobs

00:10:47.880 Are kind of like the same

00:10:48.640 Alright now we're waiting

00:10:49.720 For our flight

00:10:50.860 And it's probably gonna get delayed

00:10:52.060 So it's leave in fifteen minutes

00:10:53.080 Which sucks

00:10:53.660 And usually I'd be complaining

00:10:54.700 But I'm just like

00:10:55.200 It is what it is

00:10:55.740 Of course

00:10:56.300 Our second flight

00:10:57.540 From the second airport

00:10:58.560 Is getting delayed

00:10:59.420 And you know what's probably gonna happen

00:11:00.880 And we have a connecting

00:11:01.580 We have a connecting

00:11:02.220 We're probably gonna miss the connecting

00:11:03.420 I'm just gonna let you know

00:11:04.360 To my luck

00:11:04.940 We're probably gonna miss the connecting flight

00:11:06.540 And be stuck in Stuttgart, Germany

00:11:08.500 This one got delayed half an hour

00:11:10.400 The first one got delayed

00:11:11.560 At half an hour

00:11:12.220 We would have made it

00:11:13.060 We'd be in Barcelona by now

00:11:14.240 The one that shouldn't get delayed

00:11:15.240 The one that shouldn't get delayed

00:11:16.120 Gets delayed

00:11:16.920 Because now we might miss our connecting

00:11:18.280 At half an hour

00:11:19.420 We have to?

00:11:20.120 Remember we were talking earlier

00:11:21.600 About all the bad luck and everything

00:11:22.760 Like what are the chances

00:11:23.840 That the flight we miss

00:11:25.540 Is on time

00:11:27.260 And the flight that we need to be on time

00:11:29.620 Is late

00:11:30.220 If the first flight was as late as this one

00:11:32.740 We would be in Barcelona right now

00:11:34.240 We'd be

00:11:34.620 I'd be drunk in Barcelona

00:11:35.920 And it's just

00:11:36.980 Just welcome to my world

00:11:37.960 The plane has been delayed so much

00:11:39.960 We're not gonna make our connection

00:11:41.360 We're not gonna make our connection

00:11:42.440 There's another guy over here

00:11:43.280 In Barcelona

00:11:43.880 You can never be as good as us

00:11:47.240 Even if you had the pixie dust

00:11:49.040 Turning up on the ends

00:11:50.560 My broski burning one

00:11:51.960 I'm the one

00:11:52.700 Like that Justin Bieber song

00:11:54.160 Gally said that she won

00:11:55.360 Who knows

00:11:57.040 Maybe

00:11:57.540 Maybe

00:11:58.040 I'll tell you off the bat man

00:12:10.840 Gotta get cash and maintain

00:12:12.120 Like what you mean

00:12:14.740 Gally say I'm flying

00:12:16.420 I'm liable to be

00:12:17.640 Broski moving like a joker

00:12:19.160 Get you anything you need

00:12:20.700 You want me to be

00:12:21.660 So convinced

00:12:22.420 It's been great

00:12:22.700 You know

00:12:22.920 A little sweaty over here

00:12:24.120 They looked through my bag

00:12:25.820 Tried to check my laptop

00:12:26.740 Everything

00:12:27.180 We're from London

00:12:27.860 Same exact problem

00:12:28.820 Dang dang

00:12:29.500 We're a squad over here

00:12:31.080 Miss flight squad

00:12:32.020 Okay

00:12:32.940 So now the loggies are lost and found

00:12:34.580 There was another whole thing

00:12:36.520 Let's just get some better and better

00:12:37.980 If you think about it

00:12:39.260 This all happened

00:12:40.360 Because one

00:12:42.100 Fucking asshole

00:12:43.600 Decided to jump off the bridge

00:12:45.360 And have his moment

00:12:46.080 Because I'm sad

00:12:47.040 And I need attention

00:12:47.780 Now look at us

00:12:48.540 Look at us

00:12:49.900 You okay?

00:12:52.600 Just saying

00:12:53.320 This is why you don't bring

00:12:54.880 Check on luggage

00:12:55.800 To five countries in Europe

00:12:56.820 Just saying

00:12:57.420 This is why you bring carry on

00:12:58.620 Moussa remember when I said

00:12:59.720 That why always me thing

00:13:00.800 In the beginning

00:13:01.240 Can you give me an explanation

00:13:02.500 Like genuinely

00:13:03.460 This vlog is an example of it

00:13:05.020 Why always me

00:13:06.920 Why me?

00:13:07.560 This doesn't happen

00:13:08.120 She said

00:13:08.640 This doesn't happen

00:13:09.220 I'm used to this shit

00:13:10.620 Am I special?

00:13:11.200 I'm unique

00:13:11.700 I'm unique

00:13:11.760 I genuinely have no idea

00:13:13.700 Where the fuck I am

00:13:14.420 I'm in a random hallway

00:13:15.360 In Germany

00:13:15.820 I'm supposed to be in Barcelona

00:13:17.740 Relaxing right now

00:13:18.640 And I'm in some

00:13:19.340 They eat bratwurst

00:13:21.000 And like fancy hot dogs

00:13:22.120 Not for a hot dog

00:13:23.720 For ten

00:13:24.740 Just kidding

00:13:25.580 She belongs to the fucking chat

00:13:27.160 Stay in Germany

00:13:27.800 I'm out of here bro

00:13:28.580 You want a bratwurst?

00:13:30.040 It's a giant sausage

00:13:31.200 Bratwurst is a giant brown sausage

00:13:33.000 You are already all my bratwurst

00:13:34.620 You're my bratwurst

00:13:36.440 My reflex is when I see the sun

00:13:52.180 Exiting a building

00:13:53.140 I'm like

00:13:53.500 Let me put on my glasses

00:13:54.500 And I'm like

00:13:55.100 Fuck bro

00:13:55.740 I've never taken so many L's

00:13:57.220 In one day bro

00:13:57.920 I've never taken so many L's

00:13:59.320 In one day

00:13:59.780 And I knew it

00:14:00.260 When I woke up

00:14:00.860 When I was going to sleep

00:14:02.020 Last night

00:14:02.460 After we even boost everything

00:14:03.540 I knew I was washing my hands

00:14:04.920 And I'm like

00:14:05.380 Life is too good right now

00:14:06.720 Glasses

00:14:07.500 Flop

00:14:07.960 L

00:14:08.820 Brand deal

00:14:09.860 Three missed lights

00:14:11.180 Well

00:14:11.580 Just

00:14:12.220 Fuck

00:14:12.720 I'm down

00:14:13.180 Crypto

00:14:13.980 Down 30 bands bro

00:14:15.300 Like

00:14:15.680 Woo

00:14:16.600 Damn life

00:14:17.720 Hey

00:14:18.140 Sheesh

00:14:18.680 I understand

00:14:19.320 You need to give me karma

00:14:20.260 But like relax

00:14:21.020 Yo

00:14:21.320 Das hotel

00:14:22.460 Leap

00:14:23.180 Das hotel

00:14:24.260 Hi Brunestra

00:14:25.240 We're going to

00:14:26.100 Das hotel

00:14:27.060 Ja

00:14:27.620 Das hotel

00:14:28.720 Remind the fact that

00:14:29.500 We're running on

00:14:30.120 Literally three hours of sleep

00:14:31.340 Because we woke

00:14:32.040 I sat by the light for

00:14:32.740 3.30 a.m.

00:14:33.540 This morning bro

00:14:34.100 We've just been at airports

00:14:35.060 All across Europe

00:14:35.900 All day

00:14:36.340 Well look

00:14:36.880 We get to add Germany

00:14:37.540 The passport

00:14:38.000 At least your luggage

00:14:38.980 Wasn't the problem

00:14:39.660 Nah dead ass though

00:14:40.420 Like chat

00:14:41.140 You need to carry

00:14:41.820 Just a carry on

00:14:42.880 When you're traveling

00:14:43.400 A lot of countries

00:14:44.020 You can't be doing this

00:14:44.880 It's just too much

00:14:46.140 I know

00:14:46.680 But like

00:14:47.100 I expect it

00:14:48.240 It gets too much work

00:14:49.400 Just bring a dicky

00:14:50.360 Little thing

00:14:50.880 You don't need seven bikinis

00:14:52.060 For every occasion

00:14:52.760 You don't need to be

00:14:53.320 Outside

00:14:53.720 Outside

00:14:54.140 Nah for real

00:14:55.880 This is a W vlog

00:14:56.860 This is a W

00:14:57.500 Like I

00:14:57.880 Y'all didn't know

00:14:58.680 I didn't know

00:14:59.180 What this was going to end up

00:15:00.020 Struggle

00:15:00.780 You see what I'm saying

00:15:01.500 Like I didn't want to film a lot

00:15:02.780 Especially like first off

00:15:03.980 When the guy jumped off the bridge

00:15:05.280 And we had to walk through traffic

00:15:06.520 With the suitcases

00:15:07.160 And I'm like

00:15:07.400 Let me not film this

00:15:08.180 Because I hate filming else

00:15:09.300 But you seeing me struggle

00:15:10.980 And sweat

00:15:11.500 Is a good vlog

00:15:12.500 Now we're in Germany

00:15:13.560 Yo you didn't know

00:15:14.520 I was going to end up in Germany

00:15:15.440 This is dope

00:15:16.280 W vlog

00:15:17.220 Look at us

00:15:17.960 Look at me

00:15:18.320 I'm positive

00:15:18.960 Nah

00:15:19.300 All our taxi drivers are busy

00:15:21.320 How

00:15:21.820 It's an airport

00:15:23.060 How is there no Uber

00:15:24.740 At a fucking airport

00:15:25.880 It doesn't end

00:15:26.860 I know it's the airport baby

00:15:28.180 But this is kind of like

00:15:29.240 That's kind of a little vibe right here

00:15:30.920 It's kind of like

00:15:31.700 We're in Barcelona all the time

00:15:32.920 This is what we're going to do

00:15:33.660 And just imagine

00:15:34.160 Close your eyes

00:15:34.920 And pretend the terminal's a beach

00:15:36.440 You know what I'm saying

00:15:38.160 This is kind of

00:15:39.040 Yeah

00:15:40.620 You know really

00:15:41.880 At the end of the day

00:15:42.620 Like vacations from vacation

00:15:44.780 But

00:15:45.120 It's not about

00:15:47.460 The destination

00:15:48.460 It's more about the journey

00:15:50.040 It's not about where you go

00:15:51.160 It's kind of about

00:15:51.860 The friends you make along the way

00:15:53.180 That London guy

00:15:54.240 I'm going to see him

00:15:55.140 At the festival in Barcelona

00:15:56.200 He's at the same hotel

00:15:57.080 Maybe we can get drunk

00:15:58.180 Bond over the strategy

00:15:59.560 At the end of the day

00:16:00.660 It's just about the time you spend

00:16:02.180 With the friends you

00:16:03.800 Shut up

00:16:04.520 It's actually really funny

00:16:06.200 How

00:16:07.060 The chain reactions

00:16:08.600 And stuff like that

00:16:09.220 Like if that one guy

00:16:10.420 Jumped off the bridge

00:16:11.200 If some bitch gave him some pussy

00:16:13.220 Then I would not be in Germany right now

00:16:14.980 Because one guy couldn't get laid

00:16:16.560 I'm sitting at a resort

00:16:18.180 At an airport

00:16:19.240 In Germany

00:16:19.820 Because one guy

00:16:20.580 Didn't get enough attention

00:16:21.560 That's the chain reaction

00:16:22.540 I think that's a good example

00:16:23.860 Not to be deep stuff

00:16:24.940 But that is a good example

00:16:25.900 Of how your actions

00:16:26.660 Do affect other people

00:16:27.780 Just don't be a fucking asshole

00:16:31.040 Delete yourself at home

00:16:33.000 Actually just don't delete yourself

00:16:34.700 Why are you doing that?

00:16:35.660 What's wrong with you?

00:16:36.480 Of course at all times

00:16:37.660 They had to search my bag

00:16:39.320 At a connecting flight

00:16:40.240 They didn't search for leaving London

00:16:41.720 But when we're rushing

00:16:42.840 And I'm sweating

00:16:43.460 They're searching my bag

00:16:44.380 And I'm like

00:16:44.840 I'm getting tired

00:16:47.100 I just start yelling

00:16:47.700 At the fucking German people

00:16:48.800 I just stopped in Germany

00:16:49.820 And they're like

00:16:50.320 You need to

00:16:51.320 I'm like

00:16:52.120 I have a connecting flight

00:16:53.000 I need to go

00:16:53.440 I need to go

00:16:53.900 Well, hurry up

00:16:54.980 Hurry up

00:16:55.420 I'm like

00:16:55.720 How do you want me to hurry up?

00:16:56.860 You have my stuff

00:16:57.640 You have my stuff

00:16:58.600 Okay, then wait

00:16:59.660 I'm waiting

00:17:00.380 I'm waiting

00:17:01.380 I leave

00:17:02.180 I'm like

00:17:02.440 Auf Wiedersehen

00:17:03.120 And they all go

00:17:03.680 Auf Wiedersehen

00:17:04.480 She said the same thing

00:17:05.660 That people try and jump in front of the train

00:17:07.340 To kill themselves here

00:17:08.240 And she's like

00:17:08.620 Why do they just do it at home?

00:17:10.180 Like don't make people deal with it

00:17:11.540 Because that's what they want

00:17:12.440 They don't have any attention

00:17:13.420 They're just lonely nerds

00:17:14.720 And then they

00:17:16.100 It's interesting how many people

00:17:18.120 Have that common idea

00:17:19.640 But it sounds like harsh

00:17:20.880 Like if you said it by yourself

00:17:21.920 It's harsh

00:17:22.260 But so many people agree

00:17:23.060 When she's like

00:17:23.580 Well, because that's why

00:17:24.680 You want to delete yourself

00:17:25.380 In the first place

00:17:26.040 Because you're not noticed by society

00:17:27.480 And so like

00:17:28.020 This is your big moment

00:17:29.060 To get noticed by everybody

00:17:30.140 And it worked

00:17:30.880 You got noticed

00:17:31.860 You got your attention

00:17:32.760 I'm trying to get to work

00:17:34.100 I'm from New York

00:17:34.760 I'm just making a vlog video

00:17:36.140 What's this drink called?

00:17:37.580 Babyberry

00:17:38.060 Babyberry?

00:17:38.940 Babyberry

00:17:39.380 You made it?

00:17:40.180 I made it

00:17:40.680 It's mine

00:17:41.060 Yeah, it was really good

00:17:42.800 We needed this

00:17:43.560 We had a long, long day

00:17:45.700 Of cancelled flights

00:17:46.600 I'm Mark

00:17:47.700 Nice to meet you

00:17:49.020 Thank you for the berry shot

00:17:50.080 I'm not gonna lie

00:17:50.840 It was pretty entertaining

00:17:51.880 To see you run around

00:17:53.800 And talk to all the German police

00:17:55.620 And security

00:17:56.740 And all these desk people

00:17:58.140 With pure confidence

00:17:59.280 And full English

00:18:00.420 Not even an ounce of you

00:18:01.960 Like with hesitation

00:18:02.860 The fact that we're in fucking Germany right now

00:18:04.980 Just going up

00:18:05.960 Where do we go?

00:18:06.920 It was so funny

00:18:07.880 Seeing you in Germany

00:18:08.880 Just the funniest thing

00:18:10.240 Seeing a Dominican

00:18:11.040 Puerto Rican

00:18:11.660 Speak English

00:18:12.680 To German officers

00:18:14.060 That just like

00:18:14.580 Even though we're stressed out

00:18:15.600 And I'm like

00:18:15.840 This is fucking comedy right now

00:18:17.440 They did look at me weird

00:18:19.060 They looked at me

00:18:19.780 And hesitated

00:18:20.480 Like they looked at each other

00:18:21.860 And then answered me

00:18:23.020 Especially like

00:18:24.860 There were cops on another level

00:18:26.080 And you're like

00:18:26.520 Where do we go?

00:18:27.260 They're like

00:18:27.580 What?

00:18:32.280 There's a certain breed

00:18:33.340 Of white people like her

00:18:34.260 You know what I mean?

00:18:35.660 Like you could just tell

00:18:36.480 That they just like

00:18:37.160 Shit just works out

00:18:38.560 You know

00:18:39.200 There's no

00:18:39.800 It just

00:18:40.320 Stuff happens

00:18:41.480 And it feels weird

00:18:42.700 When nothing goes wrong

00:18:43.780 Because I'm like

00:18:44.180 What the heck?

00:18:44.880 Nah

00:18:45.200 Doesn't make sense

00:18:46.020 I said

00:18:46.480 I called it in the

00:18:47.220 In the Mykonos log

00:18:48.000 I'm like

00:18:48.280 This nah

00:18:49.080 This doesn't close

00:18:51.000 Look at this guy

00:18:53.860 How do you spell

00:18:57.460 Say thank you in Syrian?

00:18:59.360 Shukran

00:18:59.800 Shukran

00:19:00.520 Party today

00:19:01.420 You can't go to party today?

00:19:02.760 Yeah

00:19:03.000 What holiday is it?

00:19:04.380 I don't know

00:19:05.320 One day we're in Germany

00:19:06.600 Everything's closed?

00:19:08.040 How are we

00:19:08.900 But it's not about the journey

00:19:11.820 It's about the destination

00:19:13.420 The market's closed?

00:19:14.400 Yeah

00:19:14.900 I think it's closed today

00:19:17.180 What the fuck holiday is it?

00:19:18.420 Even restaurants?

00:19:19.760 Who are you celebrating?

00:19:21.080 Just our luck

00:19:22.100 Just your luck

00:19:23.080 Just your luck

00:19:24.160 You really don't know

00:19:26.220 What holiday it is?

00:19:27.260 No I don't know why

00:19:28.380 But today it's a holiday

00:19:29.440 Stop getting mad at me

00:19:31.060 You see how she's mad

00:19:32.060 Like it's my fault

00:19:32.780 She thinks it's my fault

00:19:33.640 That it's a German holiday

00:19:34.600 Hey

00:19:35.300 Guess who we just found out

00:19:37.160 It's a German holiday

00:19:37.920 And nothing's open today

00:19:39.120 Yeah

00:19:39.620 What's our luck

00:19:41.300 The one day we're in Germany

00:19:42.820 Bye

00:19:44.020 Have a great one

00:19:44.840 You want to get dinner?

00:19:45.680 Okay

00:19:45.860 We can put our bags on

00:19:47.160 Then

00:19:47.380 We'll go with you

00:19:48.960 London miss fight

00:19:50.040 Yeah

00:19:50.620 No I'm from New York

00:19:52.400 But we're here in Germany

00:19:53.640 Yeah feel me

00:19:54.760 This is the stupidest thing

00:19:55.820 I've ever seen

00:19:56.240 The stupidest thing I've ever seen

00:19:57.420 We're room 4 or something

00:19:59.000 But it's floor 3

00:20:00.000 3 then 4

00:20:01.300 Germany I hate you

00:20:02.740 Get it get it Musa

00:20:07.380 Because error

00:20:08.240 Because like today has been an error

00:20:10.520 You see what I'm saying

00:20:11.180 Shut up

00:20:12.460 He's gonna cut that out

00:20:13.440 Alright

00:20:13.760 This is freaking better than our

00:20:15.640 Number one in London

00:20:16.880 Honestly

00:20:17.800 This is a better reveal

00:20:19.520 The London hotel was so bad

00:20:21.240 That I didn't even do a room reveal

00:20:22.840 I don't think I even filmed in that room once

00:20:24.880 I was too embarrassed of what I picked

00:20:26.820 We are main characters

00:20:30.200 This is what only happened to the main character

00:20:32.000 Yeah babe

00:20:32.820 We're special

00:20:33.380 Because we missed a flight

00:20:34.240 We're really

00:20:34.820 We're about to go get dinner

00:20:35.680 With two random Londoners

00:20:37.200 In Stuttgart Germany

00:20:38.620 This is kind of TV showy

00:20:40.040 I just I want to vlog this whole thing

00:20:41.300 I feel like everything

00:20:42.100 In this situation right now

00:20:43.240 Is just pure comedy

00:20:44.100 Like anything we're doing

00:20:45.180 See what I'm saying

00:20:45.920 You see

00:20:46.840 You see what I'm saying

00:20:47.920 There's only one

00:20:49.360 Now we can put our lips

00:20:50.640 On the same thing

00:20:51.380 Feels like a TV show right

00:20:52.680 This is like a Black Mirror episode

00:20:54.760 I have to record this shit

00:20:56.140 It's too

00:20:56.460 Like anything happening now

00:20:57.760 Is comedy

00:20:58.260 Like why are we here

00:20:59.960 In Stuttgart

00:21:00.600 With two random Londoners

00:21:01.780 Right now

00:21:02.100 None of this makes sense

00:21:03.840 It's not about the destination

00:21:05.240 It's about the friends

00:21:07.380 You make along the way

00:21:08.460 Guy who jumped off the bridge

00:21:09.640 Bro you could have been here

00:21:10.440 With us vibing right now

00:21:11.460 Bro why you gotta jump off

00:21:12.380 That bridge bro

00:21:13.080 No it's not

00:21:13.800 No it's not selfish

00:21:14.900 It's not selfish

00:21:15.660 No everyone says

00:21:16.460 That everyone's like

00:21:17.100 That guy's so selfish

00:21:18.160 Why are you killing yourself

00:21:19.720 Nah fuck that

00:21:20.700 I'm gonna take the heat

00:21:21.420 You're a fucking dickhead bro

00:21:22.800 Delete yourself at home

00:21:24.160 What are you doing bro

00:21:25.280 Like that's selfish

00:21:27.380 Oh I'm sad

00:21:28.600 Everyone else

00:21:29.600 I think it's like their last act

00:21:30.540 They're like alright

00:21:31.080 If I go

00:21:31.520 Fuck everyone

00:21:32.220 I had to make it so dramatic

00:21:33.840 You're doing everybody's day

00:21:35.400 That's exactly what they're thinking

00:21:37.000 Right at rush hour

00:21:38.400 Right

00:21:38.740 He timed that out

00:21:39.660 He was planning

00:21:40.240 Like how can I really mess up

00:21:42.220 This whole day

00:21:42.920 I got to the tube

00:21:44.280 Bank tube station

00:21:45.280 Someone's fucking jumped

00:21:47.040 On the tracks

00:21:47.660 So I was like

00:21:48.760 Alright fuck it

00:21:49.280 I've got this

00:21:49.820 No way

00:21:50.640 Luckily right in the middle of London

00:21:51.820 In like the financial square mile

00:21:53.220 There are loads of little stations

00:21:54.320 So I just walked to another one

00:21:55.380 I got to

00:21:56.140 I got onto another line

00:21:57.040 I went to South Ken

00:21:57.800 I was gonna change that South Ken

00:21:58.780 To get the district line

00:21:59.680 I got off that South Ken

00:22:01.220 And the escalators are fucked

00:22:02.620 So I had to go to like another

00:22:04.700 And my flight was at like 7pm

00:22:07.240 And I left the office at like 5pm

00:22:09.740 It always happens to me

00:22:11.440 Always

00:22:11.920 But luckily I got there

00:22:13.540 And my flight was delayed

00:22:14.400 That's the only reason why

00:22:15.360 Yeah

00:22:15.660 My bad comment actually worked

00:22:18.620 In my favour in that time

00:22:19.660 It just feels like a comedy

00:22:20.720 Like one of those comedies

00:22:21.520 Where shit

00:22:21.960 Or like Mr. Bean

00:22:22.780 Yeah

00:22:23.120 Where just shit keeps fucking up

00:22:24.440 Like on purpose

00:22:25.820 Like somebody's writing this

00:22:27.340 And this is a good vlog

00:22:28.740 Like this morning

00:22:29.620 I did not expect

00:22:30.320 Like you know

00:22:31.200 You wake up

00:22:32.000 Expect to be in Barcelona

00:22:32.920 I'm in Germany

00:22:33.600 Like I know this is good content

00:22:36.060 So you can't be that mad about it

00:22:37.700 Some pancake

00:22:40.160 It's quite a big

00:22:41.640 Besides Jamaican food

00:22:45.420 Are we eating Italian food in Germany right now?

00:22:50.120 What the hell

00:22:51.660 We're supposed to be in Barcelona

00:22:52.560 And we're eating at an Italian restaurant in Germany

00:22:54.600 With two people from London

00:22:56.100 And she's Dominican

00:22:57.040 And like what the hell is going on bro

00:22:58.940 It's just none of this makes sense

00:23:00.280 I was saying that in the hotel

00:23:01.520 This does not feel real

00:23:02.800 This is a dream right now

00:23:03.780 No like he said

00:23:04.520 It feels like a freaking video game

00:23:06.180 Like if I chase it twice all day

00:23:07.960 Running around in the airport

00:23:09.120 It feels like a memory

00:23:10.480 Like some weird memory from a trip

00:23:12.340 Repeat the question

00:23:13.300 Have I been on what?

00:23:14.540 Fresh and Fit

00:23:15.060 Bro we were on Fresh and Fit

00:23:16.300 Last month?

00:23:17.580 Two months ago?

00:23:18.720 Yeah they're sick

00:23:19.340 And I brought her on so that I wouldn't

00:23:21.020 Do you love them?

00:23:22.060 They're hilarious

00:23:22.540 I think if I'm honest

00:23:24.340 Don't come for me

00:23:25.320 But I think they chat a lot of shit

00:23:28.000 But I think they're funny as fuck

00:23:30.080 And I think they make a lot of good points as well

00:23:31.940 They do

00:23:32.840 I don't think they even chat shit

00:23:34.880 I think you're just saying that to save face

00:23:36.280 Because you know that people don't like them

00:23:37.640 But they don't really chat shit

00:23:38.540 No no no no

00:23:39.380 Do you want me to be honest with you

00:23:40.700 They make mega generalizations

00:23:42.580 Yeah

00:23:43.200 Mega generalizations

00:23:44.860 And it's based off

00:23:45.860 They have like different girls

00:23:47.100 Five nights a week every night

00:23:48.380 But the thing is

00:23:48.940 The thing is

00:23:48.960 I'm a statistician

00:23:49.820 Like at the end of the day

00:23:50.480 You can find stats to support it

00:23:51.760 I can find stats to support that

00:23:52.880 But that's what they do a lot of the time though

00:23:54.880 Do you know what I mean?

00:23:56.580 Like the thing is

00:23:57.420 I agree

00:23:58.060 I agree

00:23:58.460 You know

00:23:58.960 The fundamentals of what they say

00:24:00.300 And a lot of the shit that they say

00:24:01.560 Is true

00:24:02.720 And I agree with it

00:24:03.620 I agree with them

00:24:04.320 One million percent

00:24:04.960 But I think

00:24:05.820 Like

00:24:07.000 The stuff that I've seen

00:24:08.620 You do get the odd person that comes on

00:24:10.320 That knows their shit

00:24:11.320 And that challenges them

00:24:12.660 Like me

00:24:13.140 There we go

00:24:13.880 I'm gonna check it out man

00:24:15.740 I didn't even know

00:24:16.400 That you were on it

00:24:17.180 But that challenges them

00:24:18.440 I had her on so that I could say

00:24:19.780 All the like misogynist

00:24:20.820 I hate women shit

00:24:21.620 And then like

00:24:22.080 Oh look

00:24:22.480 There's one that I don't hate

00:24:23.560 You know

00:24:23.940 The safe face

00:24:25.020 It doesn't really mean that

00:24:26.420 It doesn't

00:24:26.800 But yeah

00:24:27.180 I do

00:24:27.880 Stuka gang

00:24:31.540 Stuka

00:24:33.700 What's up

00:24:34.340 We outside right now

00:24:35.680 Where you at Stuka

00:24:36.440 What's up

00:24:37.460 Where my ops at

00:24:38.360 Yeah

00:24:39.260 I have these here

00:24:42.940 If you want to bring something back

00:24:43.880 This is some

00:24:45.780 German chocolate

00:24:46.860 Okay

00:24:47.040 Okay

00:24:47.380 Okay

00:24:47.720 Vodka at the gas station

00:24:50.140 Is crazy bro

00:24:51.220 Can I take a picture

00:24:52.000 Yeah for sure bro

00:24:53.000 What are the chances

00:24:54.140 That like we see this shit

00:24:55.040 At Stuka right now

00:24:55.920 I don't fucking know man

00:24:56.920 What's your name

00:24:57.780 Hendrick bro

00:24:58.600 Hendrick yo

00:24:59.340 Yo

00:24:59.780 What are you doing in Germany man

00:25:01.220 I'm not even supposed to be here

00:25:03.120 We're not even supposed

00:25:03.940 We all missed our flight

00:25:05.100 And now we're here bro

00:25:06.080 Yo what should we do

00:25:06.800 In Stuka

00:25:07.140 Is anything open

00:25:07.840 Probably downtown

00:25:09.860 Yeah

00:25:10.180 Downtown

00:25:10.640 You down to go clubbing

00:25:12.460 Or now we have an early flight

00:25:13.940 We got a really early

00:25:14.720 Early flight

00:25:15.380 We got to be over 5am

00:25:16.640 Next time I'm in Germany though

00:25:18.080 What's your name again

00:25:18.840 Hendrick

00:25:19.380 Hendrick

00:25:20.060 Bro you'll see this in the vlog bro

00:25:21.440 It's great to meet you

00:25:22.140 Safe night bro

00:25:23.380 What's the name of this town again

00:25:24.720 Eichnick

00:25:26.140 Eichnick

00:25:27.080 Eichnick

00:25:28.520 Eichnick

00:25:30.480 Nein

00:25:31.700 Eichnick is crazy yo

00:25:34.720 Yo shout out to Hendrick man

00:25:36.140 Yo shout out to you bro

00:25:37.180 Can you imagine his reaction

00:25:38.560 When he saw me in the gas station

00:25:39.860 He was probably like

00:25:40.540 There's no fucking way

00:25:41.600 He's like

00:25:42.360 What the fuck

00:25:43.240 I saw him looking at me

00:25:44.260 I'm like

00:25:44.580 I thought he was just looking at me

00:25:45.840 Because I was a tourist

00:25:46.660 But like

00:25:47.140 What was going through his head just now

00:25:48.600 There's no way

00:25:49.380 He's in

00:25:49.700 Eichnick

00:25:50.260 Weinfanz

00:25:50.840 He's in

00:25:52.080 Schweinsteiger

00:25:53.120 Yeah

00:25:54.900 This is two stars

00:25:55.700 I want to see what the five stars is

00:25:56.960 Good ass two stars

00:25:58.240 Shout out to Hendrick bro

00:25:59.560 Shout out to Hendrick man

00:26:01.240 Good to meet you at a random gas station

00:26:02.900 And

00:26:03.060 Eichnick

00:26:03.680 Weinfanz

00:26:04.160 Most random

00:26:05.400 It's probably like

00:26:06.600 Freaking

00:26:07.640 One and annoying

00:26:08.560 Hendrick

00:26:09.480 I'm going to see you when I come here back next time

00:26:11.020 I'm going to do a meet up for real

00:26:12.000 And stoop guard and everything

00:26:13.040 Glad you said hi

00:26:13.920 Yo shout out to the fans

00:26:15.160 Who are not afraid to say

00:26:16.140 Like what's up

00:26:16.880 Musa put WRL here

00:26:22.020 If we're going to actually make this flight

00:26:23.240 Okay

00:26:23.820 A lot of stressful stuff

00:26:24.900 Maria needed her extra outfits

00:26:27.060 And like I said

00:26:28.000 When you have to travel all over

00:26:29.440 Don't check a bag bro

00:26:30.620 How would you have navigated this without

00:26:32.140 I just don't know

00:26:33.240 Use your riz at the airport bro

00:26:35.200 You'll skip the check bag line

00:26:36.940 For her cute outfits

00:26:37.920 That we would have missed the flight for

00:26:39.660 So we can choke check her bikinis

00:26:41.520 Let's go to the front

00:26:42.340 W riz

00:26:43.060 They let me skip the line bro

00:26:44.220 We made it

00:26:44.760 We made it

00:26:45.540 Never forget this new car day

00:26:48.480 More time slip outside

00:26:50.200 Cause I have to live this life

00:26:52.160 Music blow my line

00:26:53.940 Blow it

00:26:54.500 Two six

00:26:54.980 One two two six

00:26:56.860 Who's that guy

00:26:57.620 Stupid zoom in

00:26:58.740 So

00:27:00.580 Next week

00:27:04.280 Justin

00:27:06.040 Kissing

00:27:09.140 Huffuku

00:27:10.100 Kissing

00:27:11.800 Information

00:27:13.120 Pot�도

00:27:14.640 For her

00:27:15.980 To be careful

00:27:16.120 You

00:27:16.600 To be careful

00:27:17.120 To be careful

00:27:17.660 Should be careful

00:27:18.040 If you can rush

00:27:19.000 Turn

00:27:19.220 Your

00:27:20.020 Belle

00:27:20.500 To be careful

00:27:22.180 If you can warten

00:27:22.380 To be careful

00:27:23.240 Group

00:27:24.740 Princess

00:27:25.560 Miss Game

00:27:25.640 Boss

00:27:26.040 P republic

00:27:26.340 Promised

SNEAKO - June 24, 2022

The Universe Spoke To Me In Germany.

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