SNEAKO - June 24, 2022


The Universe Spoke To Me In Germany.


Episode Stats


Length

27 minutes

Words per minute

220.53305

Word count

6,054

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Misogyny

25

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Toxicity

237

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Hate speech

27

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Summary

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This episode talks about missing a flight, a car accident, and a guy who accidentally deleted himself off a bridge and now he's in purgatory because of it. Also, we talk about the time we missed a flight because someone jumped off the bridge and landed on the front of the car.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Yeah
00:00:01.280 Lawmen started before me
00:00:04.800 But I don't see them man no more
00:00:06.500 It was sad when I saw my man
00:00:08.320 He told me bro cause you buying me a rose
00:00:10.280 She thinks that we're getting real closer
00:00:12.000 But she never know what's on my thoughts
00:00:13.880 Every day I'm fighting to live inside my mind
00:00:16.540 There's always a war
00:00:17.480 Nevertheless I overcome
00:00:19.080 I'm used to putting
00:00:20.160 So much traffic on the road
00:00:21.500 That everybody here going to the airport
00:00:22.860 Just walked back and now we're all calling Ubers
00:00:25.040 We got a flight in
00:00:26.420 It boards in 30 minutes
00:00:27.740 And the cab's supposed to get here in 10
00:00:29.400 And it's going to take 20 to get there
00:00:30.980 A little stumble problem
00:00:32.360 I have a carry on
00:00:33.360 But Maria's got her bikinis in the giant suitcase 1.00
00:00:35.680 So we have to check her bag 0.95
00:00:37.560 20 minutes before we actually got out of the car
00:00:40.340 I said we should walk out
00:00:41.560 And he said no
00:00:42.720 What are we going to do?
00:00:44.000 Well I didn't think about walking forward
00:00:45.380 It was 1.7 miles forward
00:00:46.940 We walked a quarter mile back
00:00:48.500 But yeah good thing we need to check your luggage
00:00:50.700 She needs to get all her outfits and be cute 1.00
00:00:52.720 If we missed the flight because of her bikinis 1.00
00:00:54.440 At least she was outside
00:00:55.620 We missed because you had to wait to see somebody
00:00:57.900 You need to start walking instead of just take my advice
00:01:00.480 You better just walk on your own
00:01:01.640 Why do you need to wait for me if you want to walk so bad
00:01:03.640 Because we have a flight together
00:01:04.840 I just called the cab to
00:01:07.480 B2235
00:01:08.520 I want to go to
00:01:09.560 I want to leave
00:01:10.700 It's too Harry Potter here bro
00:01:12.960 It's just like stuff that happens
00:01:14.600 When I travel
00:01:15.340 Like I lost the red glasses yesterday
00:01:17.560 And I'm like you know what
00:01:18.840 That's life
00:01:19.480 Barcelona's coming up
00:01:20.620 New country
00:01:21.280 New start
00:01:21.900 And then now
00:01:22.620 Full still traffic jam
00:01:24.060 I'm at 4am
00:01:24.800 4am
00:01:25.440 Hey guys welcome back to another video
00:01:28.920 And we missed the flight
00:01:30.440 I just lost a lot of money 0.93
00:01:31.680 That sucks
00:01:32.420 And now we need to go to Heathrow 0.92
00:01:34.760 We are not there
00:01:36.040 We are south of Croydon
00:01:37.140 Our flight's not until 3pm
00:01:38.920 We had 3 hours of sleep
00:01:40.360 Didn't eat
00:01:40.860 We need to go to another airport
00:01:42.020 And then also wait in Rome, Italy
00:01:43.960 So now we're going to Italy
00:01:45.200 Meet up in the Rome airport
00:01:46.560 Musa can you put a graphic right here
00:01:48.180 That says Spain
00:01:48.980 But put a parenthesis around the S
00:01:50.560 So it's like Spain
00:01:52.220 Spain
00:01:53.900 Because that's me
00:01:54.920 Update
00:01:55.940 The couple that helped us get in the cab
00:01:58.640 From earlier the Wallace and Gromit people
00:02:00.020 That were
00:02:00.380 I really should have filmed it
00:02:01.520 We had to go backwards through traffic
00:02:03.280 With our suitcases
00:02:04.140 Walking through
00:02:04.880 We even
00:02:05.480 I've never had to do that before
00:02:06.680 It was 3am
00:02:07.420 It was crazy
00:02:07.960 Anyway
00:02:08.440 The couple that we shared a taxi with
00:02:10.500 They also missed their flight
00:02:11.520 I thought they made it
00:02:12.320 It was half an hour later
00:02:13.240 They also missed it
00:02:14.120 They're over there right now
00:02:14.840 They found out what the traffic jam was about
00:02:16.740 There was dead stop traffic
00:02:17.980 For like 30 minutes
00:02:18.840 I've never seen something like that
00:02:19.940 So early in the morning
00:02:20.720 I don't know what it could have been
00:02:21.760 4.30 in the morning
00:02:22.820 Dead stop
00:02:23.600 Like
00:02:23.980 And the whole ride was smooth sailing
00:02:25.920 And then boom
00:02:26.540 Someone
00:02:26.980 Self deleted themselves
00:02:28.600 Someone jumped off a bridge
00:02:30.360 And landed on someone's windshield
00:02:31.980 Or probably hit the front of the car 1.00
00:02:33.660 Fuck you 1.00
00:02:34.700 If you're going to delete yourself 1.00
00:02:36.080 Do it at home 0.99
00:02:37.080 Asshole 0.99
00:02:37.760 Ruined that freaking driver's day 1.00
00:02:40.420 Traumatize the driver 0.94
00:02:41.480 Ruined all these people's
00:02:42.580 They're a nice couple over there
00:02:43.760 They're about to go
00:02:44.200 Like
00:02:44.480 They were so excited
00:02:45.360 Whoever they were driving
00:02:47.000 People just on their way to work
00:02:48.340 Or stuff
00:02:48.660 So wherever you are
00:02:49.640 Doodoo jumped 1.00
00:02:50.220 If you're up there
00:02:50.860 Or if you're down there 1.00
00:02:51.660 Fuck you 1.00
00:02:52.840 Fucking asshole 1.00
00:02:53.820 I hope you burn 1.00
00:02:54.620 Or I hope you have fun in heaven 1.00
00:02:55.960 Or I hope you have fun in purgatory 1.00
00:02:57.480 Because you fucking made me miss my flight 1.00
00:02:59.320 Because you 1.00
00:02:59.640 Oh I'm going to go jump off a bridge 0.61
00:03:01.640 Dramatic 0.99
00:03:02.340 Shut up 1.00
00:03:03.500 Fucking dick 1.00
00:03:04.560 The hell are you doing 1.00
00:03:05.480 If you're going to 0.85
00:03:06.040 Why are you inconveniencing everybody 1.00
00:03:07.860 With your fucking 1.00
00:03:08.840 I'm so sad 1.00
00:03:10.020 Fuck you 1.00
00:03:11.220 Is that a dickhead thing to say? 1.00
00:03:12.720 Is that selfish? 0.99
00:03:13.700 Like should we feel bad for him?
00:03:14.620 I don't feel bad for you
00:03:15.620 It's 7 a.m.
00:03:16.500 I had three hours of sleep
00:03:17.920 This was supposed to be a good vacation
00:03:19.340 And that guy who just deleted himself 0.99
00:03:21.260 You fucking ruined the trip 1.00
00:03:22.580 Fuck you 1.00
00:03:23.380 So apparently a lot of people do this on the M25 1.00
00:03:27.180 You're going to get any what?
00:03:28.600 Logan called?
00:03:29.540 I don't care
00:03:29.960 School drivers shout jump
00:03:31.380 At man an M25 bridge
00:03:33.200 M25
00:03:34.260 Self delete
00:03:35.280 M25
00:03:36.000 Maybe that's why that airport's the worst airport
00:03:38.320 But yo
00:03:39.160 Something with that M25 0.98
00:03:40.460 I don't know what it is London
00:03:41.700 Don't go in at M25
00:03:43.020 You got a flight
00:03:43.760 Oh look
00:03:44.040 Literally
00:03:44.700 Delays flights
00:03:46.280 M25
00:03:47.020 Self delete
00:03:47.840 This is common
00:03:48.460 Motorway chaos
00:03:49.380 As man threatens to jump off bridge
00:03:51.200 On the way
00:03:51.640 That's common
00:03:52.300 And that was
00:03:52.940 June 22nd
00:03:54.520 2000
00:03:55.100 This is a recurring incident 1.00
00:03:56.940 Of you fucking selfish pricks 1.00
00:03:59.140 Jumping off the bridge 1.00
00:04:00.140 If you're going to do
00:04:00.920 Bro
00:04:01.220 Why are you inconveniencing my flight
00:04:03.400 Because you're sad
00:04:04.640 I'm sad 0.99
00:04:05.940 Fucking do it somewhere else 1.00
00:04:07.460 That ass 1.00
00:04:08.060 You could go anywhere 1.00
00:04:08.960 Why do I need to be part of your sadness
00:04:11.480 It's a serious issue
00:04:14.400 I don't know how you could belittle
00:04:15.760 And make light
00:04:16.560 Of a mental health problem 1.00
00:04:18.120 Fuck off bro 1.00
00:04:18.800 Just 1.00
00:04:19.180 You literally could do this anywhere else
00:04:20.960 Go to the bathroom 0.60
00:04:21.760 Go put your head in the sink 0.98
00:04:23.280 You know 0.99
00:04:24.280 Toilet
00:04:24.960 Or just be alive
00:04:26.020 Stay alive
00:04:26.740 Enjoy life
00:04:27.460 We're talking
00:04:28.560 Wondering about like
00:04:29.360 The empathy for situations like that
00:04:30.960 Like should you feel bad
00:04:31.900 Because in New York
00:04:32.480 Whenever somebody jumps in the train
00:04:33.700 It's like just get
00:04:34.380 Bro
00:04:34.600 What are you doing
00:04:35.280 You're inconveniencing everyone
00:04:36.420 There's delays
00:04:37.240 From the UK
00:04:38.200 She was like
00:04:38.800 That was so selfish
00:04:39.920 But she didn't want to say that
00:04:41.160 She's like
00:04:41.360 I felt that was selfish
00:04:42.340 But I didn't want to say that
00:04:43.520 But it is
00:04:44.340 I'm wondering about the empathy of that
00:04:46.100 Like do you feel bad for that guy
00:04:47.560 I even I'm an empath
00:04:49.920 I'm an empath
00:04:50.880 And I feel nothing
00:04:51.980 Chad what do you think 0.99
00:04:52.880 Are we assholes right now 1.00
00:04:54.780 Should we be praying 0.99
00:04:55.580 Someone's watching this right now
00:04:57.380 Like commenting below
00:04:58.100 I can't believe how little you would care
00:04:59.920 About that
00:05:00.420 They are
00:05:00.800 There's someone saying that right now
00:05:01.920 I'm thinking that
00:05:02.340 Think about how little that person cares
00:05:04.180 You're doing it for attention
00:05:05.220 You're doing it for attention
00:05:07.140 It's like
00:05:07.600 If no one's gonna notice me
00:05:09.320 Then this highway will
00:05:10.960 Yeah we notice
00:05:11.900 And I don't feel bad
00:05:12.980 Choke 0.96
00:05:13.520 Burn
00:05:14.060 Prime example
00:05:15.540 Like everyone close to my life
00:05:17.060 Always knows that 1.00
00:05:17.920 This type of shit 1.00
00:05:18.860 Only happens to me 1.00
00:05:19.880 Would this would have happened
00:05:20.880 If you were alone
00:05:21.540 No
00:05:21.980 When I was thinking this
00:05:23.360 I was thinking this 0.93
00:05:24.260 When we were in the freaking Uber 0.91
00:05:25.900 Stuck in traffic 0.96
00:05:26.880 I would be like
00:05:27.360 If I was alone
00:05:28.020 I'd be at the airport right now
00:05:29.380 I would be here
00:05:30.380 It's just
00:05:31.980 I don't even get mad about it anymore
00:05:33.980 This only happened
00:05:35.000 When you were with me
00:05:36.260 It's just the inconvenience
00:05:37.120 I'm just so used to it
00:05:38.200 Like I feel like Larry David
00:05:39.440 In Curb Your Enthusiasm
00:05:40.460 It's just like
00:05:41.080 Yeah
00:05:41.260 This would happen to me
00:05:43.020 This would happen bro
00:05:44.220 Everybody has that one friend
00:05:45.580 That all bad things happen to
00:05:47.000 And it's you
00:05:47.620 What type of energy
00:05:48.700 Am I putting out there
00:05:49.600 Where like
00:05:49.980 I always feel it coming
00:05:51.200 I swear to god
00:05:52.040 I was in the bathroom
00:05:52.840 Like life is too good right now 0.99
00:05:54.360 Some shit is about to go down 0.99
00:05:55.980 And then of course 1.00
00:05:56.940 Someone jumps off the bridge
00:05:58.200 Yeah
00:05:58.480 Life has always shown
00:06:00.180 To humble me
00:06:00.860 In situations
00:06:01.860 Yeah yeah
00:06:03.080 That was right when I was going
00:06:04.120 Really great
00:06:04.580 And that I didn't have my car
00:06:05.440 For a month
00:06:05.940 Right after I bought it
00:06:07.160 I don't know what it is
00:06:07.980 But it's just like
00:06:08.480 Whenever I feel like
00:06:09.480 You know
00:06:09.780 London went great
00:06:10.500 The meetup went great
00:06:11.340 Videos have been doing well
00:06:12.760 And I just
00:06:13.140 Crypto
00:06:14.960 Boom
00:06:15.400 It just needed that
00:06:16.240 Like too much Mykonos 1.00
00:06:17.380 There's too many bad bitches bro 1.00
00:06:18.500 I was just 0.99
00:06:19.340 Life was too good
00:06:20.720 I just made this
00:06:21.540 My new phone background
00:06:22.480 After I went on
00:06:23.500 Ryan Long's podcast
00:06:24.560 They all hated me
00:06:26.160 This guy just seems
00:06:27.180 A tad too confident
00:06:28.340 I kind of want him to fail
00:06:30.500 He won't be on top for long
00:06:32.300 Those are two comments
00:06:33.100 On a comedy podcast
00:06:34.820 Where I'm talking with
00:06:36.020 Ryan Long
00:06:36.580 Just talking about my life
00:06:37.840 And stuff like that
00:06:38.420 I thought it was funny
00:06:39.520 Thought it was good
00:06:40.160 You can check that out
00:06:41.100 On Ryan Long's show
00:06:41.740 And then just people 0.98
00:06:42.500 Fucking hate me 0.98
00:06:44.380 I got people out there saying 1.00
00:06:45.980 And wishing and hoping
00:06:47.460 I want him to fail
00:06:49.300 He won't be
00:06:49.980 That got seven likes
00:06:51.080 On a podcast
00:06:51.740 With like 10k views bro
00:06:53.060 People really are saying
00:06:54.240 Like he's too confident
00:06:55.320 I want you to fail
00:06:56.760 And maybe it's working
00:06:57.700 Maybe that's the energy
00:06:58.520 Directing it
00:06:59.180 You know
00:06:59.480 Because I got like
00:07:00.300 A lot of haters out there
00:07:01.180 Hey how you doing
00:07:01.840 You're watching this right now
00:07:02.820 Look at my face man
00:07:03.720 I just know that
00:07:04.740 You come back twice as
00:07:05.760 Twice as
00:07:06.880 Twice as strong
00:07:07.760 Twice as something
00:07:09.240 Something inspirational
00:07:10.640 Another L 0.58
00:07:11.460 So I had a brand deal
00:07:12.640 For my last main channel
00:07:13.580 Video
00:07:13.880 Very excited
00:07:14.620 I don't get a lot
00:07:15.380 I fake very little
00:07:16.440 From brand deals
00:07:16.960 So little
00:07:17.460 That other youtubers
00:07:18.100 Laughing me
00:07:18.620 I'm not joking
00:07:19.180 When I call and tell them
00:07:20.200 They genuinely laugh
00:07:21.320 And then they saw
00:07:22.640 The video I posted
00:07:23.360 And they asked me
00:07:24.080 To delete the ad
00:07:24.860 They said it was not
00:07:25.820 Friendly
00:07:26.360 Yeah just not going to
00:07:27.240 Get compensated
00:07:27.820 And there's no going around it
00:07:29.760 They asked me to put it
00:07:30.680 In a new video
00:07:31.200 Even though
00:07:31.680 Almost a hundred thousand
00:07:32.480 People already saw the video
00:07:33.380 I'm not going to
00:07:33.960 The only way I get paid
00:07:34.960 Is if I put it in another video
00:07:36.380 And I don't know
00:07:37.020 What wasn't brand friendly
00:07:38.440 Because it's a one minute podcast
00:07:39.900 I'm asking questions
00:07:40.880 Having open dialogue
00:07:41.780 Open conversation
00:07:42.640 But that's not brand friendly
00:07:43.760 Well you know what's brand friendly
00:07:44.900 Getting coffee
00:07:45.700 Baking a cake
00:07:46.660 WeWork
00:07:47.460 Smile
00:07:48.080 Wave
00:07:48.860 Oh
00:07:49.340 Going on a date
00:07:50.340 That's brand friendly
00:07:51.300 And so I have the choice
00:07:52.340 Right now
00:07:52.720 I can either
00:07:53.900 Put the ad
00:07:55.120 In another video
00:07:55.860 And do more work
00:07:57.220 I'm in the airport right now
00:07:58.380 Fixing the edits
00:07:59.480 And stuff like that
00:08:00.120 I paid an editor
00:08:01.040 Paid a cameraman
00:08:01.800 Scheduled my finances
00:08:02.860 And everything
00:08:03.400 Expecting to get paid
00:08:04.500 And now I'm not
00:08:05.300 So I could either simp
00:08:06.300 I could limp
00:08:07.120 And put another video
00:08:08.120 Or I could just say 1.00
00:08:09.460 Fuck you 1.00
00:08:10.120 Suck my dick 1.00
00:08:10.860 And then just make fun of them 1.00
00:08:11.680 And then make the money back
00:08:12.540 I think I'm going to go
00:08:13.200 With the second option 0.99
00:08:13.960 I don't want to keep fucking 1.00
00:08:15.620 I just fuck 1.00
00:08:16.240 Fuck your company 1.00
00:08:17.020 Fuck your brand friendly 1.00
00:08:18.220 But yeah 1.00
00:08:18.960 It was another L of the day
00:08:19.940 You know what I'm saying
00:08:21.140 It's okay
00:08:21.620 I didn't need that
00:08:22.620 It's not like I planned
00:08:24.100 To have that money or anything
00:08:24.960 Just sit on the bus
00:08:25.900 Hey we saw your video
00:08:27.180 Please delete it
00:08:28.280 Chad what do you think 0.99
00:08:28.960 Am I being stupid 1.00
00:08:29.940 Musa thinks I'm being stupid 1.00
00:08:30.900 He thinks I should just 1.00
00:08:31.740 Suck it up 0.99
00:08:32.480 And then put in another video 0.99
00:08:33.500 But I'm like 1.00
00:08:34.060 Fuck you 1.00
00:08:34.720 I'm not working for you 1.00
00:08:35.700 You work for me
00:08:36.580 I'm not doing more work for you
00:08:37.820 We had an agreement
00:08:38.760 And you didn't listen to it
00:08:39.600 What do you think Chad 1.00
00:08:40.180 Is it stupid or not 1.00
00:08:41.060 Because I'm just 0.99
00:08:41.840 I'm done working 1.00
00:08:42.860 For these fucking people 1.00
00:08:43.920 I'm done 1.00
00:08:44.800 With free speech being over
00:08:46.300 I'm done with
00:08:46.820 Cancel culture 0.98
00:08:47.480 Affecting everything we say 1.00
00:08:48.840 Fuck you're brand friendly 1.00
00:08:50.100 There's a clause in the contract 1.00
00:08:51.620 Just anything that they deem
00:08:52.940 Disagreeable
00:08:53.900 They can just terminate it
00:08:55.540 And then you don't get paid
00:08:56.480 So yeah
00:08:57.040 I can make another video
00:08:57.960 But what if they just say
00:08:58.740 It's not brand friendly
00:08:59.580 In the next video 0.98
00:09:00.380 How dumb is that 1.00
00:09:01.220 They can just pick and choose 1.00
00:09:03.060 What they decide is like
00:09:04.120 The right thing to say
00:09:04.880 Or the wrong thing to say
00:09:05.860 They're the type of company
00:09:06.780 That puts like
00:09:07.560 Paragraphs at the bottom
00:09:08.620 There's been a big surge
00:09:10.280 In gun violence
00:09:11.000 So click this link
00:09:11.900 And so all their emails
00:09:13.440 Automated from the people saying
00:09:14.680 I'll loop you in
00:09:15.440 I'll loop you in here
00:09:16.280 It comes with a nice bottom message
00:09:18.380 Gun violence in America
00:09:19.620 What the
00:09:20.320 You have nothing to do
00:09:21.400 With gun violence
00:09:22.180 They put that in
00:09:23.060 So that they feel good
00:09:24.080 It's a moral high ground
00:09:25.060 So they sleep good at night
00:09:26.100 And feel like they did something
00:09:27.460 Even though they work
00:09:28.440 Corporate jobs 1.00
00:09:29.260 Fucking 0.99
00:09:29.680 Cogs in the machine 1.00
00:09:30.860 I'll loop you in here 1.00
00:09:32.020 Fuck off 1.00
00:09:33.080 Whoa 1.00
00:09:33.580 We're sitting at a cute sushi restaurant
00:09:36.000 Right
00:09:36.320 I've calmed down a little bit
00:09:38.020 They email me back
00:09:38.800 I cursed them out
00:09:39.720 In an email
00:09:40.360 I was like sending emojis
00:09:41.820 And stuff
00:09:42.120 I dropped the like
00:09:42.840 Hey let me loop you in
00:09:43.880 I was just like
00:09:44.500 Aha
00:09:44.900 And they still replied
00:09:46.020 With a really respectful email
00:09:47.280 And I'm like
00:09:48.360 You know
00:09:48.620 Okay
00:09:48.960 Alright
00:09:49.440 Let me take a breath
00:09:50.220 I still want money
00:09:51.320 Maybe I shouldn't burn the bridge
00:09:52.700 I thought it was supposed to come
00:09:53.540 On the conveyor belt
00:09:54.340 That was so
00:09:54.740 Let's see what they say
00:09:56.120 Let's see what they say
00:09:57.240 I just
00:09:57.640 But
00:09:58.040 Yeah maybe
00:09:58.680 Okay
00:09:59.140 Musa said the same thing
00:10:00.060 That Maria said
00:10:00.640 Like alright
00:10:01.120 But they're the brand
00:10:02.180 They can decide what they
00:10:03.160 But also they said
00:10:04.460 They approved the ad
00:10:05.660 Alright
00:10:06.100 Let's see
00:10:06.700 Let's see
00:10:07.140 Now he's on the phone
00:10:08.440 They called him
00:10:10.100 Right
00:10:11.140 You never specified
00:10:12.520 What I could
00:10:13.160 And couldn't talk about
00:10:14.020 No one ever said
00:10:15.000 That I had to approve
00:10:15.600 The video beforehand
00:10:16.260 You approved the ad
00:10:16.800 And I put it on
00:10:17.320 That's not my fault
00:10:18.100 That my whole thing
00:10:19.020 Is controversy
00:10:19.840 So saying like
00:10:20.640 Incendiary is a reason
00:10:21.780 To cut it off
00:10:22.200 For being potentially controversial
00:10:23.380 Goes against my whole channel
00:10:24.600 You knew what you were
00:10:25.360 Signing up for
00:10:25.980 They were respectful
00:10:26.820 They kept calm
00:10:27.740 And I didn't
00:10:28.620 So
00:10:29.080 Fair
00:10:30.080 It's extra work
00:10:30.820 But okay 1.00
00:10:31.580 But it's pretty stupid 0.99
00:10:33.160 It's like 1.00
00:10:33.560 In the contract
00:10:34.580 Anything that's incendiary
00:10:35.940 Or potentially controversial
00:10:37.300 Can be taken
00:10:38.020 Okay well 0.99
00:10:38.880 Fucking everything I post 0.99
00:10:40.380 Is potentially controversial 1.00
00:10:41.840 Wait
00:10:42.160 See jobs turned away
00:10:42.800 From religion
00:10:43.180 At how old
00:10:43.620 Thirteen
00:10:44.340 Oh it was twelve
00:10:45.400 So I was
00:10:45.780 I'm ahead of the curve
00:10:46.780 So me and see jobs
00:10:47.880 Are kind of like the same
00:10:48.640 Alright now we're waiting
00:10:49.720 For our flight
00:10:50.860 And it's probably gonna get delayed
00:10:52.060 So it's leave in fifteen minutes
00:10:53.080 Which sucks 0.81
00:10:53.660 And usually I'd be complaining 0.91
00:10:54.700 But I'm just like
00:10:55.200 It is what it is
00:10:55.740 Of course
00:10:56.300 Our second flight
00:10:57.540 From the second airport
00:10:58.560 Is getting delayed
00:10:59.420 And you know what's probably gonna happen
00:11:00.880 And we have a connecting
00:11:01.580 We have a connecting
00:11:02.220 We're probably gonna miss the connecting
00:11:03.420 I'm just gonna let you know
00:11:04.360 To my luck
00:11:04.940 We're probably gonna miss the connecting flight
00:11:06.540 And be stuck in Stuttgart, Germany
00:11:08.500 This one got delayed half an hour
00:11:10.400 The first one got delayed
00:11:11.560 At half an hour
00:11:12.220 We would have made it
00:11:13.060 We'd be in Barcelona by now
00:11:14.240 The one that shouldn't get delayed
00:11:15.240 The one that shouldn't get delayed
00:11:16.120 Gets delayed
00:11:16.920 Because now we might miss our connecting
00:11:18.280 At half an hour
00:11:19.420 We have to?
00:11:20.120 Remember we were talking earlier
00:11:21.600 About all the bad luck and everything
00:11:22.760 Like what are the chances
00:11:23.840 That the flight we miss
00:11:25.540 Is on time
00:11:27.260 And the flight that we need to be on time
00:11:29.620 Is late
00:11:30.220 If the first flight was as late as this one
00:11:32.740 We would be in Barcelona right now
00:11:34.240 We'd be
00:11:34.620 I'd be drunk in Barcelona
00:11:35.920 And it's just
00:11:36.980 Just welcome to my world
00:11:37.960 The plane has been delayed so much
00:11:39.960 We're not gonna make our connection
00:11:41.360 We're not gonna make our connection
00:11:42.440 There's another guy over here
00:11:43.280 In Barcelona
00:11:43.880 You can never be as good as us
00:11:47.240 Even if you had the pixie dust
00:11:49.040 Turning up on the ends
00:11:50.560 My broski burning one
00:11:51.960 I'm the one
00:11:52.700 Like that Justin Bieber song
00:11:54.160 Gally said that she won
00:11:55.360 Who knows
00:11:57.040 Maybe
00:11:57.540 Maybe
00:11:58.040 I'll tell you off the bat man 1.00
00:12:10.840 Gotta get cash and maintain
00:12:12.120 Like what you mean
00:12:14.740 Gally say I'm flying
00:12:16.420 I'm liable to be
00:12:17.640 Broski moving like a joker
00:12:19.160 Get you anything you need
00:12:20.700 You want me to be
00:12:21.660 So convinced
00:12:22.420 It's been great
00:12:22.700 You know
00:12:22.920 A little sweaty over here
00:12:24.120 They looked through my bag
00:12:25.820 Tried to check my laptop
00:12:26.740 Everything
00:12:27.180 We're from London
00:12:27.860 Same exact problem
00:12:28.820 Dang dang 0.98
00:12:29.500 We're a squad over here
00:12:31.080 Miss flight squad
00:12:32.020 Okay
00:12:32.940 So now the loggies are lost and found
00:12:34.580 There was another whole thing
00:12:36.520 Let's just get some better and better
00:12:37.980 If you think about it
00:12:39.260 This all happened
00:12:40.360 Because one 1.00
00:12:42.100 Fucking asshole 1.00
00:12:43.600 Decided to jump off the bridge 1.00
00:12:45.360 And have his moment
00:12:46.080 Because I'm sad
00:12:47.040 And I need attention
00:12:47.780 Now look at us
00:12:48.540 Look at us
00:12:49.900 You okay?
00:12:52.600 Just saying
00:12:53.320 This is why you don't bring
00:12:54.880 Check on luggage
00:12:55.800 To five countries in Europe
00:12:56.820 Just saying
00:12:57.420 This is why you bring carry on
00:12:58.620 Moussa remember when I said
00:12:59.720 That why always me thing
00:13:00.800 In the beginning
00:13:01.240 Can you give me an explanation
00:13:02.500 Like genuinely
00:13:03.460 This vlog is an example of it
00:13:05.020 Why always me
00:13:06.920 Why me?
00:13:07.560 This doesn't happen
00:13:08.120 She said
00:13:08.640 This doesn't happen 1.00
00:13:09.220 I'm used to this shit 1.00
00:13:10.620 Am I special? 1.00
00:13:11.200 I'm unique
00:13:11.700 I'm unique
00:13:11.760 I genuinely have no idea 0.97
00:13:13.700 Where the fuck I am 0.95
00:13:14.420 I'm in a random hallway 0.99
00:13:15.360 In Germany
00:13:15.820 I'm supposed to be in Barcelona
00:13:17.740 Relaxing right now
00:13:18.640 And I'm in some
00:13:19.340 They eat bratwurst
00:13:21.000 And like fancy hot dogs
00:13:22.120 Not for a hot dog
00:13:23.720 For ten
00:13:24.740 Just kidding 1.00
00:13:25.580 She belongs to the fucking chat 1.00
00:13:27.160 Stay in Germany 1.00
00:13:27.800 I'm out of here bro
00:13:28.580 You want a bratwurst?
00:13:30.040 It's a giant sausage
00:13:31.200 Bratwurst is a giant brown sausage
00:13:33.000 You are already all my bratwurst
00:13:34.620 You're my bratwurst
00:13:36.440 My reflex is when I see the sun
00:13:52.180 Exiting a building
00:13:53.140 I'm like
00:13:53.500 Let me put on my glasses
00:13:54.500 And I'm like 1.00
00:13:55.100 Fuck bro 1.00
00:13:55.740 I've never taken so many L's 1.00
00:13:57.220 In one day bro
00:13:57.920 I've never taken so many L's
00:13:59.320 In one day
00:13:59.780 And I knew it
00:14:00.260 When I woke up
00:14:00.860 When I was going to sleep
00:14:02.020 Last night
00:14:02.460 After we even boost everything
00:14:03.540 I knew I was washing my hands
00:14:04.920 And I'm like
00:14:05.380 Life is too good right now
00:14:06.720 Glasses
00:14:07.500 Flop
00:14:07.960 L
00:14:08.820 Brand deal
00:14:09.860 Three missed lights
00:14:11.180 Well
00:14:11.580 Just 1.00
00:14:12.220 Fuck 1.00
00:14:12.720 I'm down 1.00
00:14:13.180 Crypto
00:14:13.980 Down 30 bands bro
00:14:15.300 Like
00:14:15.680 Woo 0.99
00:14:16.600 Damn life 1.00
00:14:17.720 Hey 1.00
00:14:18.140 Sheesh
00:14:18.680 I understand
00:14:19.320 You need to give me karma
00:14:20.260 But like relax
00:14:21.020 Yo
00:14:21.320 Das hotel
00:14:22.460 Leap
00:14:23.180 Das hotel
00:14:24.260 Hi Brunestra
00:14:25.240 We're going to
00:14:26.100 Das hotel
00:14:27.060 Ja
00:14:27.620 Das hotel
00:14:28.720 Remind the fact that
00:14:29.500 We're running on
00:14:30.120 Literally three hours of sleep
00:14:31.340 Because we woke
00:14:32.040 I sat by the light for
00:14:32.740 3.30 a.m.
00:14:33.540 This morning bro
00:14:34.100 We've just been at airports
00:14:35.060 All across Europe
00:14:35.900 All day
00:14:36.340 Well look
00:14:36.880 We get to add Germany 0.99
00:14:37.540 The passport
00:14:38.000 At least your luggage
00:14:38.980 Wasn't the problem 1.00
00:14:39.660 Nah dead ass though 1.00
00:14:40.420 Like chat 1.00
00:14:41.140 You need to carry
00:14:41.820 Just a carry on
00:14:42.880 When you're traveling
00:14:43.400 A lot of countries
00:14:44.020 You can't be doing this
00:14:44.880 It's just too much
00:14:46.140 I know
00:14:46.680 But like
00:14:47.100 I expect it
00:14:48.240 It gets too much work
00:14:49.400 Just bring a dicky 1.00
00:14:50.360 Little thing
00:14:50.880 You don't need seven bikinis 1.00
00:14:52.060 For every occasion
00:14:52.760 You don't need to be
00:14:53.320 Outside
00:14:53.720 Outside
00:14:54.140 Nah for real
00:14:55.880 This is a W vlog
00:14:56.860 This is a W
00:14:57.500 Like I
00:14:57.880 Y'all didn't know
00:14:58.680 I didn't know
00:14:59.180 What this was going to end up
00:15:00.020 Struggle
00:15:00.780 You see what I'm saying
00:15:01.500 Like I didn't want to film a lot
00:15:02.780 Especially like first off
00:15:03.980 When the guy jumped off the bridge
00:15:05.280 And we had to walk through traffic
00:15:06.520 With the suitcases
00:15:07.160 And I'm like
00:15:07.400 Let me not film this
00:15:08.180 Because I hate filming else
00:15:09.300 But you seeing me struggle
00:15:10.980 And sweat
00:15:11.500 Is a good vlog
00:15:12.500 Now we're in Germany
00:15:13.560 Yo you didn't know
00:15:14.520 I was going to end up in Germany 1.00
00:15:15.440 This is dope
00:15:16.280 W vlog
00:15:17.220 Look at us
00:15:17.960 Look at me
00:15:18.320 I'm positive
00:15:18.960 Nah
00:15:19.300 All our taxi drivers are busy
00:15:21.320 How
00:15:21.820 It's an airport
00:15:23.060 How is there no Uber 1.00
00:15:24.740 At a fucking airport 0.99
00:15:25.880 It doesn't end 1.00
00:15:26.860 I know it's the airport baby
00:15:28.180 But this is kind of like
00:15:29.240 That's kind of a little vibe right here
00:15:30.920 It's kind of like
00:15:31.700 We're in Barcelona all the time
00:15:32.920 This is what we're going to do
00:15:33.660 And just imagine
00:15:34.160 Close your eyes
00:15:34.920 And pretend the terminal's a beach
00:15:36.440 You know what I'm saying
00:15:38.160 This is kind of
00:15:39.040 Yeah
00:15:40.620 You know really
00:15:41.880 At the end of the day
00:15:42.620 Like vacations from vacation
00:15:44.780 But
00:15:45.120 It's not about
00:15:47.460 The destination
00:15:48.460 It's more about the journey
00:15:50.040 It's not about where you go
00:15:51.160 It's kind of about
00:15:51.860 The friends you make along the way
00:15:53.180 That London guy
00:15:54.240 I'm going to see him
00:15:55.140 At the festival in Barcelona
00:15:56.200 He's at the same hotel
00:15:57.080 Maybe we can get drunk
00:15:58.180 Bond over the strategy
00:15:59.560 At the end of the day
00:16:00.660 It's just about the time you spend
00:16:02.180 With the friends you
00:16:03.800 Shut up
00:16:04.520 It's actually really funny 0.99
00:16:06.200 How
00:16:07.060 The chain reactions
00:16:08.600 And stuff like that
00:16:09.220 Like if that one guy
00:16:10.420 Jumped off the bridge 1.00
00:16:11.200 If some bitch gave him some pussy 1.00
00:16:13.220 Then I would not be in Germany right now 1.00
00:16:14.980 Because one guy couldn't get laid
00:16:16.560 I'm sitting at a resort
00:16:18.180 At an airport
00:16:19.240 In Germany
00:16:19.820 Because one guy
00:16:20.580 Didn't get enough attention
00:16:21.560 That's the chain reaction
00:16:22.540 I think that's a good example
00:16:23.860 Not to be deep stuff
00:16:24.940 But that is a good example
00:16:25.900 Of how your actions
00:16:26.660 Do affect other people 1.00
00:16:27.780 Just don't be a fucking asshole 1.00
00:16:31.040 Delete yourself at home 1.00
00:16:33.000 Actually just don't delete yourself
00:16:34.700 Why are you doing that?
00:16:35.660 What's wrong with you?
00:16:36.480 Of course at all times
00:16:37.660 They had to search my bag
00:16:39.320 At a connecting flight
00:16:40.240 They didn't search for leaving London
00:16:41.720 But when we're rushing
00:16:42.840 And I'm sweating
00:16:43.460 They're searching my bag
00:16:44.380 And I'm like
00:16:44.840 I'm getting tired
00:16:47.100 I just start yelling 1.00
00:16:47.700 At the fucking German people 1.00
00:16:48.800 I just stopped in Germany 1.00
00:16:49.820 And they're like
00:16:50.320 You need to
00:16:51.320 I'm like
00:16:52.120 I have a connecting flight
00:16:53.000 I need to go
00:16:53.440 I need to go
00:16:53.900 Well, hurry up
00:16:54.980 Hurry up
00:16:55.420 I'm like
00:16:55.720 How do you want me to hurry up?
00:16:56.860 You have my stuff
00:16:57.640 You have my stuff
00:16:58.600 Okay, then wait
00:16:59.660 I'm waiting
00:17:00.380 I'm waiting
00:17:01.380 I leave
00:17:02.180 I'm like
00:17:02.440 Auf Wiedersehen
00:17:03.120 And they all go
00:17:03.680 Auf Wiedersehen
00:17:04.480 She said the same thing
00:17:05.660 That people try and jump in front of the train
00:17:07.340 To kill themselves here
00:17:08.240 And she's like 0.99
00:17:08.620 Why do they just do it at home?
00:17:10.180 Like don't make people deal with it
00:17:11.540 Because that's what they want
00:17:12.440 They don't have any attention
00:17:13.420 They're just lonely nerds
00:17:14.720 And then they
00:17:16.100 It's interesting how many people
00:17:18.120 Have that common idea
00:17:19.640 But it sounds like harsh
00:17:20.880 Like if you said it by yourself
00:17:21.920 It's harsh
00:17:22.260 But so many people agree
00:17:23.060 When she's like
00:17:23.580 Well, because that's why
00:17:24.680 You want to delete yourself
00:17:25.380 In the first place
00:17:26.040 Because you're not noticed by society
00:17:27.480 And so like
00:17:28.020 This is your big moment
00:17:29.060 To get noticed by everybody
00:17:30.140 And it worked
00:17:30.880 You got noticed
00:17:31.860 You got your attention
00:17:32.760 I'm trying to get to work
00:17:34.100 I'm from New York
00:17:34.760 I'm just making a vlog video
00:17:36.140 What's this drink called?
00:17:37.580 Babyberry
00:17:38.060 Babyberry?
00:17:38.940 Babyberry
00:17:39.380 You made it?
00:17:40.180 I made it
00:17:40.680 It's mine
00:17:41.060 Yeah, it was really good
00:17:42.800 We needed this
00:17:43.560 We had a long, long day
00:17:45.700 Of cancelled flights
00:17:46.600 I'm Mark
00:17:47.700 Nice to meet you
00:17:49.020 Thank you for the berry shot
00:17:50.080 I'm not gonna lie
00:17:50.840 It was pretty entertaining
00:17:51.880 To see you run around
00:17:53.800 And talk to all the German police
00:17:55.620 And security
00:17:56.740 And all these desk people
00:17:58.140 With pure confidence
00:17:59.280 And full English
00:18:00.420 Not even an ounce of you
00:18:01.960 Like with hesitation 0.99
00:18:02.860 The fact that we're in fucking Germany right now 0.98
00:18:04.980 Just going up 0.99
00:18:05.960 Where do we go?
00:18:06.920 It was so funny
00:18:07.880 Seeing you in Germany
00:18:08.880 Just the funniest thing
00:18:10.240 Seeing a Dominican 0.99
00:18:11.040 Puerto Rican
00:18:11.660 Speak English
00:18:12.680 To German officers
00:18:14.060 That just like
00:18:14.580 Even though we're stressed out
00:18:15.600 And I'm like 0.98
00:18:15.840 This is fucking comedy right now 0.98
00:18:17.440 They did look at me weird 0.99
00:18:19.060 They looked at me
00:18:19.780 And hesitated
00:18:20.480 Like they looked at each other
00:18:21.860 And then answered me
00:18:23.020 Especially like
00:18:24.860 There were cops on another level
00:18:26.080 And you're like
00:18:26.520 Where do we go?
00:18:27.260 They're like
00:18:27.580 What?
00:18:32.280 There's a certain breed 0.77
00:18:33.340 Of white people like her 0.90
00:18:34.260 You know what I mean?
00:18:35.660 Like you could just tell
00:18:36.480 That they just like 1.00
00:18:37.160 Shit just works out 1.00
00:18:38.560 You know 1.00
00:18:39.200 There's no
00:18:39.800 It just
00:18:40.320 Stuff happens
00:18:41.480 And it feels weird
00:18:42.700 When nothing goes wrong
00:18:43.780 Because I'm like
00:18:44.180 What the heck? 0.74
00:18:44.880 Nah 0.94
00:18:45.200 Doesn't make sense
00:18:46.020 I said
00:18:46.480 I called it in the
00:18:47.220 In the Mykonos log
00:18:48.000 I'm like
00:18:48.280 This nah
00:18:49.080 This doesn't close
00:18:51.000 Look at this guy
00:18:53.860 How do you spell
00:18:57.460 Say thank you in Syrian?
00:18:59.360 Shukran
00:18:59.800 Shukran
00:19:00.520 Party today
00:19:01.420 You can't go to party today?
00:19:02.760 Yeah
00:19:03.000 What holiday is it?
00:19:04.380 I don't know
00:19:05.320 One day we're in Germany
00:19:06.600 Everything's closed?
00:19:08.040 How are we
00:19:08.900 But it's not about the journey
00:19:11.820 It's about the destination
00:19:13.420 The market's closed?
00:19:14.400 Yeah
00:19:14.900 I think it's closed today 0.99
00:19:17.180 What the fuck holiday is it? 0.99
00:19:18.420 Even restaurants? 0.99
00:19:19.760 Who are you celebrating?
00:19:21.080 Just our luck
00:19:22.100 Just your luck
00:19:23.080 Just your luck
00:19:24.160 You really don't know
00:19:26.220 What holiday it is?
00:19:27.260 No I don't know why
00:19:28.380 But today it's a holiday
00:19:29.440 Stop getting mad at me
00:19:31.060 You see how she's mad 0.99
00:19:32.060 Like it's my fault
00:19:32.780 She thinks it's my fault
00:19:33.640 That it's a German holiday
00:19:34.600 Hey
00:19:35.300 Guess who we just found out
00:19:37.160 It's a German holiday
00:19:37.920 And nothing's open today
00:19:39.120 Yeah
00:19:39.620 What's our luck
00:19:41.300 The one day we're in Germany
00:19:42.820 Bye
00:19:44.020 Have a great one
00:19:44.840 You want to get dinner?
00:19:45.680 Okay
00:19:45.860 We can put our bags on
00:19:47.160 Then
00:19:47.380 We'll go with you
00:19:48.960 London miss fight
00:19:50.040 Yeah
00:19:50.620 No I'm from New York
00:19:52.400 But we're here in Germany
00:19:53.640 Yeah feel me 1.00
00:19:54.760 This is the stupidest thing 1.00
00:19:55.820 I've ever seen 1.00
00:19:56.240 The stupidest thing I've ever seen 1.00
00:19:57.420 We're room 4 or something 1.00
00:19:59.000 But it's floor 3
00:20:00.000 3 then 4 0.99
00:20:01.300 Germany I hate you 1.00
00:20:02.740 Get it get it Musa 0.98
00:20:07.380 Because error
00:20:08.240 Because like today has been an error
00:20:10.520 You see what I'm saying 0.99
00:20:11.180 Shut up 0.99
00:20:12.460 He's gonna cut that out 1.00
00:20:13.440 Alright
00:20:13.760 This is freaking better than our
00:20:15.640 Number one in London
00:20:16.880 Honestly
00:20:17.800 This is a better reveal
00:20:19.520 The London hotel was so bad
00:20:21.240 That I didn't even do a room reveal
00:20:22.840 I don't think I even filmed in that room once
00:20:24.880 I was too embarrassed of what I picked
00:20:26.820 We are main characters
00:20:30.200 This is what only happened to the main character
00:20:32.000 Yeah babe
00:20:32.820 We're special
00:20:33.380 Because we missed a flight
00:20:34.240 We're really
00:20:34.820 We're about to go get dinner
00:20:35.680 With two random Londoners
00:20:37.200 In Stuttgart Germany
00:20:38.620 This is kind of TV showy
00:20:40.040 I just I want to vlog this whole thing
00:20:41.300 I feel like everything
00:20:42.100 In this situation right now
00:20:43.240 Is just pure comedy
00:20:44.100 Like anything we're doing
00:20:45.180 See what I'm saying
00:20:45.920 You see
00:20:46.840 You see what I'm saying
00:20:47.920 There's only one
00:20:49.360 Now we can put our lips
00:20:50.640 On the same thing
00:20:51.380 Feels like a TV show right
00:20:52.680 This is like a Black Mirror episode 1.00
00:20:54.760 I have to record this shit 1.00
00:20:56.140 It's too 1.00
00:20:56.460 Like anything happening now
00:20:57.760 Is comedy
00:20:58.260 Like why are we here
00:20:59.960 In Stuttgart
00:21:00.600 With two random Londoners
00:21:01.780 Right now
00:21:02.100 None of this makes sense
00:21:03.840 It's not about the destination
00:21:05.240 It's about the friends
00:21:07.380 You make along the way
00:21:08.460 Guy who jumped off the bridge
00:21:09.640 Bro you could have been here
00:21:10.440 With us vibing right now
00:21:11.460 Bro why you gotta jump off
00:21:12.380 That bridge bro
00:21:13.080 No it's not
00:21:13.800 No it's not selfish
00:21:14.900 It's not selfish
00:21:15.660 No everyone says
00:21:16.460 That everyone's like
00:21:17.100 That guy's so selfish 0.99
00:21:18.160 Why are you killing yourself 1.00
00:21:19.720 Nah fuck that 1.00
00:21:20.700 I'm gonna take the heat 1.00
00:21:21.420 You're a fucking dickhead bro 1.00
00:21:22.800 Delete yourself at home 1.00
00:21:24.160 What are you doing bro
00:21:25.280 Like that's selfish
00:21:27.380 Oh I'm sad
00:21:28.600 Everyone else
00:21:29.600 I think it's like their last act
00:21:30.540 They're like alright
00:21:31.080 If I go 1.00
00:21:31.520 Fuck everyone 1.00
00:21:32.220 I had to make it so dramatic 1.00
00:21:33.840 You're doing everybody's day
00:21:35.400 That's exactly what they're thinking
00:21:37.000 Right at rush hour
00:21:38.400 Right
00:21:38.740 He timed that out
00:21:39.660 He was planning
00:21:40.240 Like how can I really mess up
00:21:42.220 This whole day
00:21:42.920 I got to the tube
00:21:44.280 Bank tube station 0.99
00:21:45.280 Someone's fucking jumped 0.99
00:21:47.040 On the tracks 0.99
00:21:47.660 So I was like 1.00
00:21:48.760 Alright fuck it 1.00
00:21:49.280 I've got this 1.00
00:21:49.820 No way
00:21:50.640 Luckily right in the middle of London
00:21:51.820 In like the financial square mile
00:21:53.220 There are loads of little stations
00:21:54.320 So I just walked to another one
00:21:55.380 I got to
00:21:56.140 I got onto another line
00:21:57.040 I went to South Ken
00:21:57.800 I was gonna change that South Ken 0.99
00:21:58.780 To get the district line
00:21:59.680 I got off that South Ken 0.99
00:22:01.220 And the escalators are fucked 0.98
00:22:02.620 So I had to go to like another 0.97
00:22:04.700 And my flight was at like 7pm
00:22:07.240 And I left the office at like 5pm
00:22:09.740 It always happens to me
00:22:11.440 Always
00:22:11.920 But luckily I got there
00:22:13.540 And my flight was delayed
00:22:14.400 That's the only reason why
00:22:15.360 Yeah
00:22:15.660 My bad comment actually worked
00:22:18.620 In my favour in that time
00:22:19.660 It just feels like a comedy
00:22:20.720 Like one of those comedies 1.00
00:22:21.520 Where shit 0.99
00:22:21.960 Or like Mr. Bean 0.99
00:22:22.780 Yeah 1.00
00:22:23.120 Where just shit keeps fucking up 1.00
00:22:24.440 Like on purpose 0.99
00:22:25.820 Like somebody's writing this
00:22:27.340 And this is a good vlog
00:22:28.740 Like this morning
00:22:29.620 I did not expect
00:22:30.320 Like you know
00:22:31.200 You wake up
00:22:32.000 Expect to be in Barcelona
00:22:32.920 I'm in Germany
00:22:33.600 Like I know this is good content
00:22:36.060 So you can't be that mad about it
00:22:37.700 Some pancake
00:22:40.160 It's quite a big
00:22:41.640 Besides Jamaican food
00:22:45.420 Are we eating Italian food in Germany right now?
00:22:50.120 What the hell
00:22:51.660 We're supposed to be in Barcelona
00:22:52.560 And we're eating at an Italian restaurant in Germany
00:22:54.600 With two people from London
00:22:56.100 And she's Dominican
00:22:57.040 And like what the hell is going on bro
00:22:58.940 It's just none of this makes sense
00:23:00.280 I was saying that in the hotel
00:23:01.520 This does not feel real
00:23:02.800 This is a dream right now
00:23:03.780 No like he said
00:23:04.520 It feels like a freaking video game
00:23:06.180 Like if I chase it twice all day
00:23:07.960 Running around in the airport
00:23:09.120 It feels like a memory
00:23:10.480 Like some weird memory from a trip
00:23:12.340 Repeat the question
00:23:13.300 Have I been on what?
00:23:14.540 Fresh and Fit
00:23:15.060 Bro we were on Fresh and Fit
00:23:16.300 Last month?
00:23:17.580 Two months ago?
00:23:18.720 Yeah they're sick
00:23:19.340 And I brought her on so that I wouldn't
00:23:21.020 Do you love them?
00:23:22.060 They're hilarious
00:23:22.540 I think if I'm honest
00:23:24.340 Don't come for me 1.00
00:23:25.320 But I think they chat a lot of shit 1.00
00:23:28.000 But I think they're funny as fuck 1.00
00:23:30.080 And I think they make a lot of good points as well 0.98
00:23:31.940 They do 0.99
00:23:32.840 I don't think they even chat shit 0.99
00:23:34.880 I think you're just saying that to save face 0.99
00:23:36.280 Because you know that people don't like them 0.99
00:23:37.640 But they don't really chat shit 0.99
00:23:38.540 No no no no 0.99
00:23:39.380 Do you want me to be honest with you
00:23:40.700 They make mega generalizations
00:23:42.580 Yeah
00:23:43.200 Mega generalizations
00:23:44.860 And it's based off
00:23:45.860 They have like different girls
00:23:47.100 Five nights a week every night
00:23:48.380 But the thing is
00:23:48.940 The thing is
00:23:48.960 I'm a statistician
00:23:49.820 Like at the end of the day
00:23:50.480 You can find stats to support it
00:23:51.760 I can find stats to support that
00:23:52.880 But that's what they do a lot of the time though
00:23:54.880 Do you know what I mean?
00:23:56.580 Like the thing is
00:23:57.420 I agree
00:23:58.060 I agree
00:23:58.460 You know
00:23:58.960 The fundamentals of what they say 1.00
00:24:00.300 And a lot of the shit that they say 0.99
00:24:01.560 Is true 1.00
00:24:02.720 And I agree with it 0.85
00:24:03.620 I agree with them
00:24:04.320 One million percent
00:24:04.960 But I think
00:24:05.820 Like
00:24:07.000 The stuff that I've seen
00:24:08.620 You do get the odd person that comes on 1.00
00:24:10.320 That knows their shit 1.00
00:24:11.320 And that challenges them 1.00
00:24:12.660 Like me
00:24:13.140 There we go
00:24:13.880 I'm gonna check it out man
00:24:15.740 I didn't even know
00:24:16.400 That you were on it
00:24:17.180 But that challenges them
00:24:18.440 I had her on so that I could say 0.79
00:24:19.780 All the like misogynist 1.00
00:24:20.820 I hate women shit 1.00
00:24:21.620 And then like 1.00
00:24:22.080 Oh look
00:24:22.480 There's one that I don't hate
00:24:23.560 You know
00:24:23.940 The safe face
00:24:25.020 It doesn't really mean that
00:24:26.420 It doesn't
00:24:26.800 But yeah
00:24:27.180 I do
00:24:27.880 Stuka gang
00:24:31.540 Stuka
00:24:33.700 What's up
00:24:34.340 We outside right now
00:24:35.680 Where you at Stuka
00:24:36.440 What's up
00:24:37.460 Where my ops at
00:24:38.360 Yeah
00:24:39.260 I have these here
00:24:42.940 If you want to bring something back
00:24:43.880 This is some
00:24:45.780 German chocolate
00:24:46.860 Okay
00:24:47.040 Okay
00:24:47.380 Okay
00:24:47.720 Vodka at the gas station
00:24:50.140 Is crazy bro
00:24:51.220 Can I take a picture
00:24:52.000 Yeah for sure bro
00:24:53.000 What are the chances 1.00
00:24:54.140 That like we see this shit 1.00
00:24:55.040 At Stuka right now 1.00
00:24:55.920 I don't fucking know man 0.98
00:24:56.920 What's your name 0.99
00:24:57.780 Hendrick bro
00:24:58.600 Hendrick yo
00:24:59.340 Yo
00:24:59.780 What are you doing in Germany man
00:25:01.220 I'm not even supposed to be here
00:25:03.120 We're not even supposed
00:25:03.940 We all missed our flight
00:25:05.100 And now we're here bro
00:25:06.080 Yo what should we do
00:25:06.800 In Stuka
00:25:07.140 Is anything open
00:25:07.840 Probably downtown
00:25:09.860 Yeah
00:25:10.180 Downtown
00:25:10.640 You down to go clubbing
00:25:12.460 Or now we have an early flight
00:25:13.940 We got a really early
00:25:14.720 Early flight
00:25:15.380 We got to be over 5am
00:25:16.640 Next time I'm in Germany though
00:25:18.080 What's your name again
00:25:18.840 Hendrick
00:25:19.380 Hendrick
00:25:20.060 Bro you'll see this in the vlog bro
00:25:21.440 It's great to meet you
00:25:22.140 Safe night bro
00:25:23.380 What's the name of this town again
00:25:24.720 Eichnick
00:25:26.140 Eichnick
00:25:27.080 Eichnick
00:25:28.520 Eichnick
00:25:30.480 Nein 0.99
00:25:31.700 Eichnick is crazy yo 0.97
00:25:34.720 Yo shout out to Hendrick man 0.99
00:25:36.140 Yo shout out to you bro
00:25:37.180 Can you imagine his reaction
00:25:38.560 When he saw me in the gas station
00:25:39.860 He was probably like 0.98
00:25:40.540 There's no fucking way 0.98
00:25:41.600 He's like 1.00
00:25:42.360 What the fuck 0.99
00:25:43.240 I saw him looking at me 1.00
00:25:44.260 I'm like
00:25:44.580 I thought he was just looking at me
00:25:45.840 Because I was a tourist
00:25:46.660 But like
00:25:47.140 What was going through his head just now
00:25:48.600 There's no way
00:25:49.380 He's in
00:25:49.700 Eichnick
00:25:50.260 Weinfanz
00:25:50.840 He's in
00:25:52.080 Schweinsteiger
00:25:53.120 Yeah
00:25:54.900 This is two stars
00:25:55.700 I want to see what the five stars is 0.97
00:25:56.960 Good ass two stars 0.90
00:25:58.240 Shout out to Hendrick bro 0.53
00:25:59.560 Shout out to Hendrick man
00:26:01.240 Good to meet you at a random gas station
00:26:02.900 And
00:26:03.060 Eichnick
00:26:03.680 Weinfanz
00:26:04.160 Most random
00:26:05.400 It's probably like
00:26:06.600 Freaking
00:26:07.640 One and annoying 0.89
00:26:08.560 Hendrick
00:26:09.480 I'm going to see you when I come here back next time
00:26:11.020 I'm going to do a meet up for real
00:26:12.000 And stoop guard and everything
00:26:13.040 Glad you said hi
00:26:13.920 Yo shout out to the fans
00:26:15.160 Who are not afraid to say
00:26:16.140 Like what's up
00:26:16.880 Musa put WRL here
00:26:22.020 If we're going to actually make this flight
00:26:23.240 Okay
00:26:23.820 A lot of stressful stuff
00:26:24.900 Maria needed her extra outfits 1.00
00:26:27.060 And like I said
00:26:28.000 When you have to travel all over
00:26:29.440 Don't check a bag bro
00:26:30.620 How would you have navigated this without
00:26:32.140 I just don't know
00:26:33.240 Use your riz at the airport bro
00:26:35.200 You'll skip the check bag line
00:26:36.940 For her cute outfits
00:26:37.920 That we would have missed the flight for
00:26:39.660 So we can choke check her bikinis 1.00
00:26:41.520 Let's go to the front
00:26:42.340 W riz
00:26:43.060 They let me skip the line bro
00:26:44.220 We made it
00:26:44.760 We made it
00:26:45.540 Never forget this new car day
00:26:48.480 More time slip outside
00:26:50.200 Cause I have to live this life
00:26:52.160 Music blow my line
00:26:53.940 Blow it
00:26:54.500 Two six
00:26:54.980 One two two six
00:26:56.860 Who's that guy 1.00
00:26:57.620 Stupid zoom in 1.00
00:26:58.740 So 1.00
00:27:00.580 Next week
00:27:04.280 Justin
00:27:06.040 Kissing
00:27:09.140 Huffuku
00:27:10.100 Kissing
00:27:11.800 Information
00:27:13.120 Pot�도
00:27:14.640 For her
00:27:15.980 To be careful
00:27:16.120 You
00:27:16.600 To be careful
00:27:17.120 To be careful
00:27:17.660 Should be careful
00:27:18.040 If you can rush
00:27:19.000 Turn
00:27:19.220 Your
00:27:20.020 Belle
00:27:20.500 To be careful
00:27:22.180 If you can warten
00:27:22.380 To be careful
00:27:23.240 Group
00:27:24.740 Princess
00:27:25.560 Miss Game
00:27:25.640 Boss
00:27:26.040 P republic 0.58
00:27:26.340 Promised