SNEAKO - February 06, 2023


This Is When You Should Stop Trusting Somebody


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

200.08752

Word Count

3,048

Sentence Count

416

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Fuck gas!
00:00:06.000 Most of you watching know that I'm a very difficult man to annoy.
00:00:09.000 I'm not the kind of guy who walks through Earth with endless pet peeves.
00:00:13.000 No sir, I'm Mr. Nice.
00:00:15.000 But one of my pet peeves is people who think it makes them somehow hard or tough or cool to be low on gas.
00:00:23.000 In fact, it's basically just irresponsible.
00:00:27.000 In the event of an emergency, let's say you have to quickly get to a hospital.
00:00:30.000 Or there's a fucking roadblock.
00:00:32.000 Or there's a flood or whatever.
00:00:34.000 And you have...
00:00:35.000 Bro, he had these fucking Bumblecloth shorts.
00:00:37.000 Bumblecloth!
00:00:38.000 When we were doing an emergency meeting, it's like...
00:00:40.000 If you're gonna wear shorts that short, do you need to put the camera like that?
00:00:45.000 And I understand that we're against feminism.
00:00:48.000 But do you need to manspread like this?
00:00:51.000 With the short shorts?
00:00:53.000 These are my kickboxing shorts.
00:00:55.000 I feel comfortable in them.
00:00:56.000 Okay.
00:00:57.000 Alright.
00:00:58.000 But just like a little...
00:00:59.000 You know?
00:01:00.000 Or turn the camera up a little bit.
00:01:02.000 Who filmed this?
00:01:03.000 Luke?
00:01:04.000 Can you tilt the camera up a little bit?
00:01:06.000 Ten minutes of idle running gas in your car.
00:01:09.000 You're gonna freeze to death in the snowstorm.
00:01:11.000 Because you think you're tough as fuck.
00:01:12.000 The number of times I'm in the car with someone, I'm like, bro, you need gas?
00:01:15.000 Nah, bro.
00:01:16.000 I don't need gas, bro.
00:01:17.000 Huh.
00:01:18.000 Bro.
00:01:19.000 Bro what?
00:01:20.000 You're gonna run out of gas, G.
00:01:21.000 You're not tough.
00:01:22.000 You're not stronger than gas.
00:01:24.000 That doesn't even make sense.
00:01:26.000 That you're such a tough guy.
00:01:28.000 You don't put gas in your own fucking car.
00:01:30.000 It's just gonna keep going because it's scared to stop.
00:01:33.000 Don't wanna piss that dude off.
00:01:35.000 I better just defy the laws of physics and just keep on going.
00:01:40.000 When your gas runs out, your car stops.
00:01:43.000 Okay.
00:01:44.000 And if you're driving with the gas meter down this low, that means that in the event of an emergency,
00:01:49.000 which you don't obviously anticipate because you're a fucking dummy.
00:01:52.000 You're fucked.
00:01:53.000 You can't go anywhere or do anything.
00:01:55.000 I refuse to drive with less than half a tank of gas in my car.
00:01:58.000 I'm not gonna be the jackass who's out of gas.
00:02:01.000 My car is gonna be idly running and I'm gonna be warm or I'm gonna be able to run as long as I can possibly run.
00:02:06.000 I'm not gonna be that fucking guy.
00:02:08.000 Could have saved my life, but shit.
00:02:10.000 No gas.
00:02:12.000 I'm flabbergasted.
00:02:14.000 Sorry.
00:02:15.000 I'm just thinking of all the people I know who literally do this and think it makes them tough.
00:02:19.000 You know the worst thing about it?
00:02:21.000 The people who do this.
00:02:22.000 This is the worst thing about it.
00:02:24.000 The people who do this eventually need gas.
00:02:28.000 So I'll be driving with a guy.
00:02:30.000 I had a friend.
00:02:31.000 I was in a Lambo.
00:02:32.000 He was in the Rari.
00:02:33.000 We're driving.
00:02:34.000 There was a gas station.
00:02:35.000 I stopped the gas station.
00:02:36.000 I put gas in.
00:02:37.000 I was like, bro, do you need gas?
00:02:38.000 Nah, man.
00:02:39.000 Yeah, but we're at the gas station.
00:02:41.000 I got loads of gas.
00:02:43.000 We're already at the gas station.
00:02:45.000 Cool.
00:02:46.000 Put gas in.
00:02:47.000 Go in, go piss.
00:02:48.000 Get back on the road.
00:02:49.000 We're driving, we're driving, we're driving.
00:02:50.000 An hour later, he pulls over at the gas station.
00:02:52.000 What a waste of everyone's fucking time!
00:02:54.000 I'm like, why'd you stop?
00:02:55.000 Oh, you got gas.
00:02:57.000 Wait, why didn't you?
00:02:59.000 You were too strong for gas at the last gas station.
00:03:02.000 You were a tough guy.
00:03:03.000 What happened now?
00:03:04.000 You got your ass whooped?
00:03:05.000 Someone beat you up in the car?
00:03:06.000 You're a pussy now?
00:03:07.000 Why didn't you just put gas in when the gas...
00:03:10.000 It fucking blows my mind.
00:03:12.000 It's this pathetic attempt at fucking being tough, I guess.
00:03:16.000 Every guy I know who does it, they talk.
00:03:18.000 It's the same mentality as when it's cold as fuck outside
00:03:21.000 and then some guy dressed like me.
00:03:23.000 Like, no, it's not even...
00:03:25.000 I'm not even cold!
00:03:26.000 I'm not even cold!
00:03:27.000 I'm not even cold!
00:03:28.000 Who...
00:03:29.000 What bitch is gonna fuck you cause you're not cold?
00:03:32.000 No, I'm not even...
00:03:33.000 It's just like a nice day outside.
00:03:34.000 I'm not even cold!
00:03:36.000 No, it's just a good day to wear a tank top at 40 degree...
00:03:40.000 No girl is like aroused.
00:03:43.000 Do you see that guy?
00:03:44.000 He's not cold!
00:03:46.000 Put a jacket on!
00:03:48.000 The weirdest things that people use to flex and find strength about.
00:03:53.000 He's right.
00:03:54.000 But the frustration is like...
00:03:56.000 This is what makes Tate speech so funny.
00:03:58.000 It's like how angry he gets about minute details of people's lives.
00:04:02.000 Like, you're too good for gas!
00:04:04.000 Like, yeah, but...
00:04:06.000 Alright, man.
00:04:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:08.000 You're a fucking UFC world champ!
00:04:10.000 Listen to these people!
00:04:12.000 Nah, bro!
00:04:13.000 My God!
00:04:14.000 Bro!
00:04:15.000 Put gas in the empty car, bro!
00:04:17.000 Pussy!
00:04:18.000 What?
00:04:21.000 If you watch Tate Confidential, it'll be interesting to have this thing when you say,
00:04:23.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:24.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:25.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:26.000 Yeah!
00:04:30.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:31.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:33.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:34.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:35.000 Fuck gas!
00:04:36.000 And when we say fuck gas, then gas isn't real.
00:04:38.000 And this is based on a completely true story.
00:04:42.000 We were driving on a supercar rally.
00:04:45.000 Everyone was driving on a supercar rally.
00:04:47.000 We got to the gas station.
00:04:48.000 There was a long line of supercars.
00:04:49.000 So getting gas was taking a long time.
00:04:52.000 I got gas.
00:04:53.000 Tristan got gas.
00:04:54.000 One of our friends had to wait another 20 minutes before he could get gas.
00:04:57.000 And we're like, bro, you need gas.
00:04:59.000 He's like, nah, I don't need gas.
00:05:01.000 I was like, bro, you literally have a quarter of a tank.
00:05:03.000 This is a long mountain pass.
00:05:04.000 There may not be another gas station for a long time.
00:05:06.000 You need gas.
00:05:07.000 He goes, quarter of a tank's loads.
00:05:09.000 Fuck gas!
00:05:11.000 Cool.
00:05:12.000 Fuck gas.
00:05:13.000 You're right.
00:05:14.000 Gas ain't real.
00:05:15.000 So we got in the cars.
00:05:17.000 And halfway up the mountain pass, guess what happened?
00:05:20.000 I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can guess what happened.
00:05:24.000 He ran out of gas.
00:05:27.000 Where's my thousand dollars?
00:05:29.000 I knew it.
00:05:31.000 It's like, well, fucking duh.
00:05:34.000 And then ever since then, now every time me and Justin are driving, we're like, I need gas.
00:05:39.000 We say, fuck gas.
00:05:40.000 As in, gas isn't real.
00:05:42.000 But it is real.
00:05:43.000 Next time I see somebody doing this, I'm going to remind them that they're a dumb cunt.
00:05:51.000 I don't know if I'm allowed to say that word.
00:05:53.000 Oh, I'm on Rumble, except whatever the fuck I want.
00:05:55.000 You're dumb as fuck.
00:05:56.000 You do not defy the laws of physics.
00:05:58.000 Having no gas in your car is irresponsible.
00:06:00.000 It does not make you look tough or strong or cool.
00:06:03.000 In fact, I would actually argue the opposite.
00:06:05.000 I've had, many times, beautiful women get in my car and I've literally had, even though females lack basic perspicacity,
00:06:12.000 have noticed and paid attention to the fact that my phone on the dash is fully charged and my car is full.
00:06:21.000 My battery is full.
00:06:22.000 My car is full.
00:06:23.000 Combat ready.
00:06:24.000 Why the fuck would I not have a full battery and a full fucking tank of gas?
00:06:28.000 That gives me the best possible chances in all of the scenarios of the multiverse.
00:06:32.000 Who knows what's going to happen?
00:06:33.000 This gives me the best possible chances.
00:06:35.000 Also goes the phone battery.
00:06:36.000 I see those people and they're like, they put their phone on charge.
00:06:40.000 Like, oh, that's enough.
00:06:41.000 And they unplug it.
00:06:42.000 I'm like, how much you got?
00:06:43.000 That was 7%.
00:06:44.000 That's fine.
00:06:45.000 7%?
00:06:46.000 That's not fine.
00:06:47.000 It's funny.
00:06:48.000 Even before seeing this the other day, I was coming back from the grocery store and I'm waiting for the elevator or something like that.
00:06:53.000 I'm on my phone doing my text message.
00:06:55.000 L stream, L stream.
00:06:56.000 My camera just died.
00:06:57.000 Fuck.
00:06:58.000 Speaking of.
00:06:59.000 I'm thinking, uh, this is when I usually go on my phone and answer my texts and my emails.
00:07:04.000 I'm going to this.
00:07:05.000 I'm going to blah, blah, blah.
00:07:06.000 Phone dies.
00:07:07.000 And now I got to stand.
00:07:08.000 I'm waiting for the elevator for a long time and it's going up and I have no battery.
00:07:11.000 And I'm thinking about like, about how they were like, you fucking, you dumbass.
00:07:15.000 You dumbass.
00:07:16.000 You're supposed to charge your phone.
00:07:17.000 Why would you leave the house and not charge your phone?
00:07:19.000 I'm like, yeah, fucking stupid.
00:07:21.000 Fuck.
00:07:22.000 Now my time isn't optimized because that little moment where I didn't charge my phone a second longer.
00:07:26.000 And then even Tate has this story about how if he doesn't charge his phone or he loses his keys, he punishes himself by not sleeping the next day or by fasting or not allowing himself water to physically punish himself to train the iron mind.
00:07:40.000 And that's how we know that he's good in jail.
00:07:41.000 And that's why he's still the same.
00:07:43.000 And they're trying to crush the spirit right now and trying to ruin the iron mind by falsely imprisoning them, keeping them without evidence, not letting him see other people, not letting him send letters.
00:07:53.000 He's not, they're not even allowing him to bring other people to try to break the iron mind, but doing stuff like that, fasting, not eating, punishing yourself when you fuck up, when you do brokey bait, when you do stupid shit, like not charge your phone, that trains you to be, to be iron minded.
00:08:09.000 Maybe if you're a dumbass and you don't use your phone very much.
00:08:13.000 I mean, I know I have a phone addiction, but I have a lot of important things to do.
00:08:16.000 Or maybe if you run out of battery, nobody gives a shit.
00:08:18.000 If I ran out of battery within an hour and people couldn't get hold of me, there'd be search teams on the street, armed, like it'd be a big deal.
00:08:26.000 I can't just run out of battery.
00:08:27.000 I can't just go 6%, that'll do.
00:08:30.000 It's just a level of disorganization.
00:08:34.000 It gives me anxiety when I see these people functioning with their 6% battery core of a tank of gas, just so unorganized, going through life, wondering why they're fucking broke.
00:08:45.000 Charge your fucking phone, put gas in your fucking car.
00:08:48.000 Of all the difficult things there is to do in your life to make sure that you can basically live functioning and prepare yourself for all contingencies.
00:08:55.000 Charging your phone and putting gas in your car have got me two of the fucking easiest.
00:08:58.000 If you're walking the planet and can't manage to do those two things, I don't want you anywhere near me.
00:09:02.000 New rule.
00:09:03.000 So how did the fucking guy with the Rari, how do you get to that point where you have a Ferrari if you don't even know how to put gas in your car?
00:09:10.000 Because being rich, one of the best things about it is being ridiculously principled over things people don't understand.
00:09:14.000 If I start hanging out with somebody or I get in somebody's car and their phone is not charged, I'm going to remember it.
00:09:18.000 If they have no gas in their car, I'm going to remember it.
00:09:20.000 Three strikes, you're out.
00:09:21.000 Next time I see this fucker, they're about to have a full ticket of gas and a full fucking phone battery.
00:09:24.000 People who have no phone battery and no fucking gas in their car is giving me anxiety.
00:09:28.000 I don't like it. It's too unorganized.
00:09:30.000 They're too calm in the sense, they're too calm in a space of disorganization.
00:09:34.000 It means their lives are probably a mess.
00:09:36.000 Their fucking apartment is probably fucking covered in cockroaches.
00:09:40.000 Fuck ass.
00:09:49.000 These people don't understand.
00:09:51.000 L-Stream.
00:09:52.000 I was thinking about this today too.
00:09:54.000 This Bugatti picture.
00:09:56.000 And...
00:09:58.000 How...
00:09:59.000 Today talks about how rich people don't even...
00:10:01.000 Like James Bond doesn't...
00:10:03.000 When you watch a James Bond movie, he doesn't have to go in parallel parking.
00:10:07.000 And then move it into a spot and worry about the ticket.
00:10:09.000 He just parks.
00:10:10.000 If he gets a ticket, fine, fuck it.
00:10:12.000 You have licenses and addresses in different places.
00:10:14.000 They don't even know where to send a ticket.
00:10:15.000 Rich people don't even care about parking.
00:10:16.000 And I remember the first time I even saw a Bugatti.
00:10:19.000 Literally this color.
00:10:20.000 I was in London.
00:10:22.000 Um...
00:10:23.000 Doing Burberry.
00:10:24.000 Which I get made fun of a lot for now.
00:10:26.000 Anyway, I'm in an expensive part of London.
00:10:28.000 And...
00:10:29.000 I see a Bugatti and it's parked like on the sidewalk.
00:10:32.000 And it had three tickets on the front.
00:10:33.000 It's in front of this really expensive building.
00:10:35.000 And in London, there's certain areas of the city that you can't go in.
00:10:38.000 Because they don't allow...
00:10:40.000 Um...
00:10:41.000 Like the only expensive cars can go into.
00:10:43.000 Because they don't want too much traffic.
00:10:44.000 It's like all those congestion rules.
00:10:45.000 They don't want too much pollution.
00:10:47.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:10:48.000 You can't even have old cars in there.
00:10:49.000 It's this really bougie part.
00:10:51.000 And this guy's in here.
00:10:52.000 Parked all the way on the sidewalk.
00:10:53.000 Like blocking a whole driveway.
00:10:54.000 Something like that.
00:10:55.000 This really nice looking Bugatti.
00:10:56.000 The same...
00:10:57.000 Pretty much...
00:10:58.000 I think it was the same one.
00:10:59.000 With all these tickets on there.
00:11:00.000 And then you see that car and you think like...
00:11:01.000 Well, that guy's a fucking badass, bro.
00:11:03.000 Someone's too cool to even care.
00:11:05.000 Just collecting tickets.
00:11:06.000 Doesn't even matter where it's going.
00:11:08.000 Your car is...
00:11:09.000 You're so rich.
00:11:10.000 You don't even have the time to go and look for proper parking.
00:11:13.000 That's how wealthy I want to get.
00:11:15.000 Where parking is not even a thought.
00:11:17.000 Just get out of the car.
00:11:18.000 Just get out.
00:11:19.000 Do your thing.
00:11:20.000 Get back.
00:11:21.000 Ticket, whatever.
00:11:22.000 Throw it out.
00:11:23.000 That's the wealth I want.
00:11:24.000 Where nobody can...
00:11:25.000 And I have...
00:11:26.000 I still have brookie restrictions.
00:11:28.000 I'm a millionaire now.
00:11:29.000 But I was at the airport the other day.
00:11:32.000 And...
00:11:33.000 I'm trying to walk in like...
00:11:35.000 I'm still a brokie.
00:11:37.000 Because my tickets will still say shit like...
00:11:41.000 Group one.
00:11:42.000 Group five.
00:11:43.000 And I have to like wait and like...
00:11:44.000 Okay.
00:11:45.000 Is it my group?
00:11:46.000 It's my group.
00:11:47.000 Uh huh.
00:11:48.000 Looking at the TV.
00:11:49.000 Is it the main cabin six?
00:11:51.000 Military.
00:11:52.000 And old people first.
00:11:54.000 And then they go okay.
00:11:55.000 Priority.
00:11:56.000 Okay.
00:11:57.000 Like looking at it.
00:11:58.000 And I'll do the finesse thing.
00:11:59.000 Where I'll just like...
00:12:00.000 Oh.
00:12:01.000 Headphones in.
00:12:02.000 Chad type of one if you do this.
00:12:03.000 I'll just go headphones in.
00:12:04.000 And then like okay.
00:12:05.000 And then strategically like...
00:12:07.000 Block my hand over the ticket.
00:12:09.000 Where you can't see the group number.
00:12:11.000 And like...
00:12:12.000 And then just go through.
00:12:13.000 And then if it's like a female there.
00:12:15.000 Then I'll be able to...
00:12:16.000 Like she'll be like...
00:12:17.000 Wrong group.
00:12:18.000 The next time.
00:12:19.000 Do it.
00:12:20.000 Well this time it was this guy.
00:12:22.000 And it's this guy.
00:12:23.000 And he's...
00:12:24.000 He's just so...
00:12:25.000 He's heaving fat.
00:12:26.000 He's heaving fat.
00:12:27.000 And I go through.
00:12:28.000 I try to do my thing.
00:12:29.000 I'm group six.
00:12:30.000 It's group four.
00:12:31.000 I'm late.
00:12:32.000 But I'm like cool.
00:12:33.000 Just skip the whole line.
00:12:34.000 Go through.
00:12:35.000 And he's like...
00:12:36.000 This is the wrong group.
00:12:37.000 So I gotta walk.
00:12:38.000 And I walk around.
00:12:39.000 Like behind the desk part.
00:12:41.000 He's like...
00:12:42.000 You can't go there.
00:12:43.000 Go through there.
00:12:44.000 And I'm like this fucking guy.
00:12:45.000 I look at him like...
00:12:46.000 You really gonna tell him what to do?
00:12:47.000 Go now!
00:12:48.000 He's interrupting.
00:12:49.000 The whole line.
00:12:50.000 So now it's not even about the time.
00:12:51.000 You're supposed to go have the right group.
00:12:52.000 So you get in at the right time.
00:12:53.000 Now he's making this whole scene.
00:12:55.000 He's doing this whole thing in front of the airport.
00:12:56.000 I'm looking at the people.
00:12:57.000 And I'm like...
00:12:58.000 Okay, if I disrespect this guy.
00:12:59.000 I'm not getting on this plane.
00:13:00.000 So...
00:13:01.000 He'll walk around.
00:13:02.000 He's like...
00:13:03.000 Close the...
00:13:04.000 Close the fence thing.
00:13:05.000 And I have to like...
00:13:06.000 Look at him again.
00:13:07.000 And close the thing.
00:13:08.000 And now I'm just sitting there.
00:13:09.000 And I'm waiting with all the brokies.
00:13:10.000 I'm just standing here.
00:13:11.000 Headphones in.
00:13:12.000 I didn't get through.
00:13:13.000 The fat guy got his way.
00:13:14.000 He got his little moment.
00:13:15.000 And I'm like...
00:13:16.000 Walk through.
00:13:17.000 I just look at him.
00:13:18.000 Eventually when I go through, I'm like...
00:13:19.000 Good boy.
00:13:20.000 Just...
00:13:21.000 I love doing that.
00:13:22.000 To just get the thing back.
00:13:23.000 I look him in the eye.
00:13:24.000 Scan the ticket.
00:13:25.000 Beep.
00:13:26.000 He's like...
00:13:27.000 Have a nice day.
00:13:28.000 Good boy.
00:13:29.000 Go through.
00:13:30.000 And he's like...
00:13:31.000 I heard him make like a little bit of a noise.
00:13:32.000 But just...
00:13:33.000 I'm already gone.
00:13:34.000 I got on the flight.
00:13:35.000 At least I didn't have this whole Spirit Airlines TMZ moment.
00:13:37.000 But...
00:13:38.000 Just to be in that scenario.
00:13:39.000 Where I'm like standing off to the side with all the brokies.
00:13:41.000 Like...
00:13:42.000 Fuck.
00:13:43.000 Fuck.
00:13:44.000 I want to be on the private jet.
00:13:46.000 When we went from Bucharest to London with Andrew and Justin Fresh and Fit.
00:13:50.000 We took this private jet and the service is so much...
00:13:54.000 Everyone's like...
00:13:55.000 Welcome.
00:13:56.000 Here's an orange juice.
00:13:57.000 And they hand you the juice.
00:13:58.000 And you sit down.
00:13:59.000 And you're drunk.
00:14:00.000 And you don't care.
00:14:01.000 And she's giving you an espresso.
00:14:02.000 And the flight attendant's hot.
00:14:04.000 And she's got the classy 50s flight attendant hat.
00:14:07.000 And you're there...
00:14:09.000 You know?
00:14:10.000 Yeah.
00:14:11.000 And they don't care.
00:14:12.000 I want to be that rich.
00:14:14.000 Where I don't have to deal with this brok waiting in line.
00:14:18.000 Group four.
00:14:19.000 Okay.
00:14:20.000 Time to go through.
00:14:22.000 That's how I know.
00:14:23.000 Even though...
00:14:24.000 Even though I'm in a much better position than I was last year.
00:14:27.000 I'm constantly improving.
00:14:28.000 That pissed me off.
00:14:29.000 That I had to put up with that.
00:14:30.000 Cause who the fuck...
00:14:31.000 I gotta put up with that.
00:14:32.000 I gotta put up with group four, group six.
00:14:34.000 I'm still doing group six shit.
00:14:36.000 I'm too rich for that bro.
00:14:38.000 I'm too good for that.
00:14:39.000 I'm not putting up with that.
00:14:41.000 It's a little shit.
00:14:47.000 That's it.
00:14:48.000 Is it your job?
00:14:49.000 Yeah.
00:14:50.000 That's it.
00:14:51.000 Yeah.
00:14:52.000 Thank you.
00:14:53.000 Thank you.
00:14:55.000 Newcastle International.
00:14:57.000 ви-la wa hi-la..
00:15:06.000 Hello?
00:15:08.000 Uh, you can see that in here.
00:15:09.000 We're talking about Eric Bukis and I...
00:15:12.000 I'm not looking forward to them.