SNEAKO - September 01, 2021


THIS IS WHY we celebrate.


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

160.229

Word Count

1,362

Sentence Count

268

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary

In this episode, we have a special guest, Youssef, who is celebrating his 21st birthday with us! We talk about his birthday, his birthday party, and how he's going to celebrate his birthday. Also, we talk about how men and women can't be friends because all their friends are men.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, so how about that pink mask, huh?
00:00:02.440 How about that pink mask, huh?
00:00:04.720 How about that?
00:00:05.680 That was pretty funny when it happened, right?
00:00:07.660 I'm trying to step out with the bros.
00:00:09.520 Mom keeps asking me questions.
00:00:11.140 But she won't leave me alone.
00:00:12.620 I'm responding with passive aggression.
00:00:14.620 Who do you think could get more numbers at a bar?
00:00:17.660 With the handicap of five, Maria wants to verse me.
00:00:20.440 So you can get more numbers.
00:00:21.680 Who could twerk on more strangers?
00:00:23.200 Me, of course.
00:00:24.120 With the handicap of five, I think I'm good.
00:00:25.580 Like these two, that's a wrap.
00:00:26.780 That's a wrap.
00:00:27.180 Because you don't like pretty girls.
00:00:28.740 That's a wrap.
00:00:30.000 Wow, yeah, men are so good at parking.
00:00:32.780 Look at this.
00:00:33.540 Oh my God.
00:00:34.460 Of course, she doesn't read the fucking sign.
00:00:36.240 I got to be the man and read the sign, too.
00:00:39.180 Can women actually park that?
00:00:40.740 If you fucking can't even read the sign.
00:00:42.520 Is this too much?
00:00:43.340 Infinity.
00:00:44.260 I eat a bear like Trini.
00:00:45.840 Yeah, I know you're gonna feel me.
00:00:47.400 Because it's better like a killer.
00:00:48.680 Oh, yeah.
00:00:50.240 You're the Equinox couple.
00:00:53.200 Are you listening to this?
00:00:54.220 No, it's following.
00:00:55.220 No, no, no.
00:00:56.460 Don't do that.
00:00:58.060 Stop it.
00:00:59.240 It smells like Mav's fart over here, though.
00:01:01.960 Ew.
00:01:02.520 I think it's this machine.
00:01:03.540 You just squeeze it out every step.
00:01:05.140 Okay, couple Q&A.
00:01:06.340 Can men and women really be friends?
00:01:08.200 Apparently, because all their friends are men.
00:01:10.420 Yeah.
00:01:10.680 What if they want to do more?
00:01:12.400 They're not friends anymore.
00:01:13.920 Oh.
00:01:14.140 But then why?
00:01:15.100 But then why?
00:01:17.140 What?
00:01:17.600 What?
00:01:18.600 It's your anti-social behavior just part of your show business gimmick.
00:01:35.820 Anti-social behavior.
00:01:38.980 Happy birthday to you.
00:01:43.160 Happy birthday.
00:01:44.660 What is that?
00:01:46.360 Egeti, why are we here?
00:01:47.160 It's my birthday.
00:01:47.740 It's my birthday.
00:01:49.120 Do you remember my friends' names?
00:01:50.500 Yeah.
00:01:51.100 Look, I'm letting her meet all my friends.
00:01:54.880 Big bro.
00:01:55.500 Yeah.
00:01:55.940 Yeah, what's up, Kaz?
00:01:56.760 What you got to say to the odds?
00:01:58.880 Hi.
00:01:59.280 Where's your pockets, nigga?
00:02:00.420 Where's your pockets, nigga?
00:02:01.580 Where's your pockets, nigga?
00:02:02.920 Where's your pockets, nigga?
00:02:04.420 I don't have any pockets.
00:02:06.480 Where's your, where's your chain, nigga?
00:02:09.000 I don't.
00:02:09.380 Nigga, you better suck your chain when you're around with me, nigga.
00:02:16.220 Here's the boy.
00:02:18.040 Get up, pow.
00:02:22.280 Francesca, aka Toad.
00:02:24.260 Mario Kart.
00:02:29.280 You said you took three outs to Youssef in a day.
00:02:38.920 Everybody who placed that bet wants some money.
00:02:41.080 Wow, you got last.
00:02:43.140 Willy, you got last place.
00:02:46.120 You got last.
00:02:49.780 He never passed me.
00:02:53.680 Damn.
00:02:54.960 You made us crash, bro.
00:02:56.060 Your ass.
00:02:56.540 That's your crash.
00:02:57.320 You're a bad driver.
00:02:57.860 How is that my crash?
00:02:58.880 This is fun peachy out in front of me.
00:03:00.800 Hey, guys.
00:03:01.200 So today, we're going to rob people.
00:03:03.100 Yeah.
00:03:03.860 We're going to rob people and then prank them and give it back.
00:03:08.080 Come on.
00:03:08.560 Give me a big brrrr.
00:03:09.800 When we bowl, when we bowl, we don't play around.
00:03:13.440 We don't play around.
00:03:14.340 That was a whack or whatever.
00:03:15.200 Yeah, Youssef.
00:03:16.100 Set the tone.
00:03:16.820 Set the tone.
00:03:17.420 Uh-huh.
00:03:18.520 Yeah.
00:03:18.940 Tell her back up, back up, back up, back up.
00:03:20.400 Just go back.
00:03:21.020 Just go back.
00:03:21.600 If she don't make no back, she don't make sense.
00:03:23.620 Sorry, my body.
00:03:24.780 Got a bad little bitch, she might a bitch.
00:03:26.580 Tell her my bitch, she might a bitch.
00:03:28.360 Said I don't give no attention.
00:03:29.500 Uh-huh.
00:03:30.000 What?
00:03:30.280 Sorry, my body.
00:03:31.200 Uh-huh.
00:03:31.740 Said sorry, my body.
00:03:32.900 Uh-huh.
00:03:33.360 Okay.
00:03:33.860 Okay.
00:03:34.360 Birthday boy.
00:03:35.260 Okay.
00:03:35.760 Okay.
00:03:36.260 Okay.
00:03:36.760 Okay.
00:03:37.260 Okay.
00:03:37.760 Yo, is that Youngville?
00:03:38.960 Yo, bro, I loved youth emotions.
00:03:41.360 Keep filming.
00:03:41.860 Keep filming.
00:03:42.360 Keep filming.
00:03:42.860 Keep filming.
00:03:43.860 Keep filming.
00:03:44.860 Keep filming.
00:03:45.860 Keep filming.
00:03:46.860 Keep filming.
00:03:47.860 I'm still filming.
00:03:48.860 I'm still filming.
00:03:49.860 I'm still filming.
00:03:51.860 Oh, my God, yo.
00:03:54.860 Yo, we didn't record that on Publishers.
00:03:56.560 Like, ooh, I can't wait to beat you when we get to the thing.
00:03:58.860 Oh, no.
00:04:00.860 Oh, you don't have to look?
00:04:03.860 I think, I think.
00:04:04.860 Oh, no.
00:04:06.860 Oh, no.
00:04:07.860 Oh, no.
00:04:18.860 I'm in New York.
00:04:19.860 You know how we walk?
00:04:20.860 You know how we rocking?
00:04:21.860 You're getting better.
00:04:22.860 Yeah.
00:04:23.860 Say chop cheese.
00:04:24.860 Chop cheese.
00:04:25.860 I don't pass.
00:04:26.860 Can I get a chop cheese?
00:04:27.860 Yo, how do you say chop cheese?
00:04:28.860 How do you say chop cheese?
00:04:29.860 He's trying to learn.
00:04:30.860 Chop cheese.
00:04:31.860 No, but like, you gotta say it quick.
00:04:32.860 Keep saying chop cheese, chop cheese.
00:04:34.860 You gotta get cheese on the roll.
00:04:35.860 It's quick chop cheese.
00:04:36.860 It's two words.
00:04:37.860 But he's saying it with a Chinese accent.
00:04:38.860 Chop cheese.
00:04:39.860 Nobody says that.
00:04:40.860 What podcast?
00:04:41.860 Yo, we, that's the, we're Eskimo Bows.
00:04:44.860 Me and Steezy.
00:04:45.860 There's no way.
00:04:46.860 We just found out.
00:04:47.860 I just showed him the girl, and he was like.
00:04:48.860 I hit her too.
00:04:49.860 I was just saying after the podcast.
00:04:50.860 I was like, oh yeah, she wants to know.
00:04:51.860 I knew a girl who like moved to LA from like this.
00:04:54.860 It's the same girl.
00:04:55.860 Yo, let me see that.
00:04:56.860 And I didn't make the list.
00:04:57.860 I'm not list here.
00:04:58.860 You jump off a shit for like a living.
00:05:01.860 How are you afraid of a roll?
00:05:03.860 Are you actually scared or are you just like playing for the camera?
00:05:06.860 No, I'm shaking.
00:05:07.860 It doesn't make any sense.
00:05:08.860 I just put my camera in the backpack because I don't want to drop it.
00:05:14.860 What are you doing to the ops?
00:05:16.860 All that, all that shit.
00:05:18.860 I'm not playing.
00:05:19.860 Okay.
00:05:20.860 Hey, she's supposed to be straight.
00:05:21.860 Hey.
00:05:22.860 Alright.
00:05:23.860 Let's go.
00:05:24.860 Let's go.
00:05:25.860 Let's go.
00:05:26.860 Let's go.
00:05:27.860 Come on.
00:05:28.860 Oh.
00:05:29.860 Oh.
00:05:30.860 Oh.
00:05:31.860 Oh.
00:05:32.860 Oh.
00:05:33.860 Oh.
00:05:34.860 Oh.
00:05:35.860 Oh.
00:05:36.860 Oh.
00:05:37.860 Oh.
00:05:38.860 Oh.
00:05:39.860 Oh.
00:05:40.860 Oh.
00:05:41.860 Oh.
00:05:42.860 Oh.
00:05:43.860 Okay.
00:05:44.860 Oh.
00:05:45.860 Oh.
00:05:46.860 Oh.
00:05:47.860 Oh.
00:05:48.860 Oh.
00:05:49.860 So.
00:05:50.860 Oh.
00:05:51.860 Oh.
00:05:52.860 Oh.
00:05:53.860 Oh.
00:05:54.860 Oh.
00:05:55.860 Oh.
00:05:56.860 Oh.
00:05:57.860 Oh.
00:05:58.860 Oh.
00:05:59.860 Oh.
00:06:00.860 Oh, oh.
00:06:01.860 Oh.
00:06:02.860 Oh.
00:06:03.860 Oh, oh.
00:06:04.860 Oh.
00:06:05.860 Oh, oh.
00:06:08.240 I
00:06:24.580 Video you're talking about how you want to start you two and like the weird part about starting is hey
00:06:29.380 I'm a guy with the camera give me attention and like you have no followers to really back it up
00:06:34.480 That is true. That is the hardest part about starting is to justify being an asshole, like being loud and annoying on the street.
00:06:40.200 If you have followers, like, okay, I'm making money, like, there's something here.
00:06:42.700 But if you're just, like, in college doing nothing, like, you just feel like such an asshole.
00:06:45.820 Yeah.
00:06:46.500 You too.
00:06:48.260 You just look stupid.
00:06:49.680 Gross, do you love yourself?
00:06:51.580 Last night we got bitched after coming up here and jumping on the roof.
00:06:55.280 And some girl came up and was, like, tweaking on something.
00:06:57.580 It was, like, shining her flashlight in our face and yelling at us.
00:07:01.100 She was a Karen, but she was, like...
00:07:02.540 Flashlight is Karen.
00:07:03.740 She was black.
00:07:04.480 Hey, Castro, go for it.
00:07:07.800 Yo, take her.
00:07:09.700 Yo, straight, straight now.
00:07:11.120 I'm kind of the narrow, the rubber, the narrow.
00:07:13.320 Fuck with you, homes.
00:07:14.840 God, I get more paper than your nigga.
00:07:16.840 Tiny, put my tip on.
00:07:18.400 New York!
00:07:20.420 She got issues, we want to party.
00:07:22.100 Do you pull-ups here? This is the gym.
00:07:24.780 Fuck a membership.
00:07:25.640 Yeah.
00:07:29.440 I'll talk to you.
00:07:30.480 No, how you doing?
00:07:31.220 Some people wouldn't talk to you.
00:07:32.420 We're like, what are these guys doing?
00:07:33.360 Yeah, we're looking for plenty of ladies like you.
00:07:33.740 How you doing?
00:07:34.860 Oh, there you go.
00:07:35.060 All right, where are you going?
00:07:36.380 Let me get your social security number.
00:07:38.060 What's up?
00:07:39.200 Hi.
00:07:39.780 Hi.
00:07:40.360 Hi.
00:07:40.960 Say hi to the vlog.
00:07:42.300 Say shout-out to Sneako.
00:07:43.660 Howdy.
00:07:43.960 The air's polluted with bubbles and nihilism.
00:07:50.280 Fight for your hood, get all tribalism, and try not to get caught and die in prison.
00:07:53.920 That's the East End for ya.
00:07:54.940 All we know is drugs and violence.
00:07:57.520 All we hear is pop, pop and sirens.
00:07:59.760 Snitches get stitches so the kids stay silent.
00:08:01.660 Man, that's the East End for ya.
00:08:02.720 All we know is.
00:08:03.840 Well, we don't allow us.
00:08:04.240 All we know is supposed to be allowed in the first place food for now.
00:08:07.820 So please tell us.
00:08:09.680 Bye bye.
00:08:10.520 Bye bye.
00:08:11.100 Bye bye.
00:08:11.680 Bye bye.
00:08:12.200 Bye bye.
00:08:12.360 Bye bye bye.
00:08:12.880 Bye bye.
00:08:13.440 Bye bye.
00:08:14.260 Bye bye.
00:08:15.840 Bye bye.
00:08:16.840 Bye bye.
00:08:17.840 Bye bye.
00:08:20.440 Bye bye.
00:08:21.940 Bye bye.
00:08:22.700 Bye bye bye.
00:08:24.700 Bye bye.
00:08:28.560 Bye bye.
00:08:29.400 Bye bye.