SNEAKO - Turkey IRL stream🇹🇷

00:00:00.000 there's just a war in the chat right now they're spamming the dislike button too

00:00:17.740 there's 20 dislikes before the stream started they're just mad about yesterday yo what's

00:00:26.040 going on love speech how you guys doing we are here we finally made it to istanbul turkey um there's a

00:00:31.600 beautiful mosque right here i should show it real quick beautiful my is able to see come to the

00:00:36.340 right a little more it don't zoom don't zoom just leave it yeah beautiful beautiful beautiful we got

00:00:41.540 arab here okay my brother arab is gonna be for bro he's not even here for a day he's here for a

00:00:49.620 couple hours so we gotta six hours we gotta maximize this right now i've been wanting to come to this

00:00:53.800 my first time in turkey i've stopped at the airport a couple times but um i'm excited to go walk around

00:00:58.780 we're gonna go to the market right now and then maybe go to the the masjid that what's the biggest

00:01:02.980 masjid called you're asking me i don't uh st paul's basilica the one that malcolm x went to chat will

00:01:09.260 tell me um the the la familia sagrada church la familia sagrada church yeah okay is everything

00:01:19.740 does everything look good sangha type of what if you can hear me love speech love speech love speech

00:01:23.120 my friend what's this mosque called new mosque new mosque the name is new that's that's not the one

00:01:30.520 but i guess there's a lot of them oh okay where's uh ayat sophia okay maybe we'll go there for

00:01:38.520 isha prayer maybe we'll go for isha prayer why does arab sit like that i don't know but love speech

00:01:43.360 how you guys doing man you guys think he's gay i know they're just asking why you're sitting like

00:01:46.900 that yeah but that's why they're asking no there's asking you know you don't need to go change your

00:01:51.700 stance that's okay be you bro no it's okay i heard there's a spot open at mr beast you can go join if

00:01:57.060 you want to keep sitting like that by the way mr beast i heard you're hiring i heard that there's a

00:02:01.300 spot open okay i would uh you know could use a job arab could use a job if you're hiring i want to

00:02:07.800 keep my gender i'm going to stay this way but i heard there's an opening i'll change if there's

00:02:13.620 a transgender spot i'll change he'll change oh there goes my group prayer right now do you hear

00:02:18.360 that that's divine intervention right there

00:02:21.300 okay okay okay um what else i have to talk about there's a lot of stuff i have to talk about love

00:02:30.860 speech we are winning the narrative right now we are just slaying the demons all the way in the west

00:02:36.240 there is so much stuff to talk about but i'll yap later let's go enjoy istanbul how do you say it

00:02:42.260 again nasil son nasil son how are you good yes nasil sony

00:02:50.240 okay yellow let's go

00:02:56.240 wow it is packed it is packed in this market

00:03:20.240 chat i'm a traveler sorry i can make up the prayers uh at isha

00:03:26.240 perfect timing huh

00:03:32.240 stand behind me because i want you to see the the majid how beautiful it is yeah just walk this

00:03:38.240 alhamdulillah i gotta just move to one of these muslim countries

00:03:52.240 should move to a muslim country like london

00:04:06.240 walk in front we're walking traffic

00:04:10.240 muslims please do not let me forget to go to ayat sofia i have to go

00:04:27.240 actually i think that picture of malcolm lax praying in there was uh was a big reason that reverted

00:04:34.240 hello salam

00:04:37.240 and everyone wants to go bargain we need to get some turkish cash

00:04:44.240 we definitely aren't gonna bargain today what do you mean we have time we have to go fast

00:04:58.240 i'll walk i'll walk i'll walk on this side to the camera okay okay okay

00:05:05.240 this is omar by the way it's gonna be a good day

00:05:11.240 thank you

00:05:12.240 nasil son

00:05:13.240 can we walk through here yeah we can let's walk through here

00:05:28.240 bismillah

00:05:30.240 what up bro come

00:05:32.240 nasil son

00:05:34.240 eve

00:05:36.240 eve

00:05:37.240 good to meet you bro say hi we're streaming right now

00:05:39.240 hi

00:05:40.240 what do you think about america

00:05:41.240 oh okay

00:05:43.240 what do you think about america

00:05:44.240 very good place

00:05:45.240 very good place

00:05:46.240 have you been before no

00:05:47.240 no

00:05:48.240 are you from turkey

00:05:50.240 no i'm from albania

00:05:51.240 you're from albania

00:05:52.240 albania

00:05:53.240 oh okay

00:05:54.240 this how you do

00:05:56.240 i'll go to albania soon

00:05:57.240 okay

00:05:58.240 all right

00:05:59.240 good to meet you bro

00:06:01.240 all right

00:06:02.240 bronson just forget to wish just it's it's it's forget it just forget it

00:06:18.240 classic bronson

00:06:20.240 is this the women's area

00:06:25.240 yeah this is the women's area

00:06:35.240 yeah this is the women's area i think

00:06:38.240 oh no this is it right

00:06:40.240 this is no men right there

00:06:41.240 no but this is ayat sofia it looks like it

00:06:45.240 yeah this is the women's area but there's a lot of men here

00:06:51.240 all these kids here look like musa

00:06:54.240 all right

00:06:57.240 if we want to get into the bazaar we're gonna go left

00:06:58.240 okay let's go to the bazaar

00:07:00.240 actually it's through there i think

00:07:03.240 there's a picture of malcolm x sitting in ayat sofia

00:07:18.240 and you see that giant lamp that beautiful lamp that hangs low like that

00:07:22.240 that's the one i was thinking of

00:07:25.240 what did he do

00:07:26.240 yeah he was like a base martin luther king

00:07:28.240 luther king

00:07:30.240 can i take a pic please

00:07:31.240 nassel son

00:07:32.240 what nassel son

00:07:34.240 a photo please

00:07:35.240 sure sure sure

00:07:36.240 you're supposed to say im

00:07:37.240 what bro i'm from colombia i'm not from here

00:07:40.240 you're from colombia oh okay what are you doing here

00:07:42.240 thank you

00:07:44.240 then

00:07:45.240 oh yeah thank you

00:07:47.240 for a vacation this is a strange place to come for a vacation why did you choose here

00:07:51.240 no it's my parents decision

00:07:52.240 why did you guys want to come to turkey

00:07:55.240 he wanted to come and meet we were in greece so it was

00:07:59.240 oh close by

00:08:01.240 greece is great too

00:08:03.240 all right nice to meet you bro have a good vacation

00:08:07.240 oops

00:08:08.240 bro he looked turkish didn't he

00:08:10.240 all right maybe i'm racist chat sorry for the racism sorry chat

00:08:27.240 here we are this is the market

00:08:32.240 oh they're closing get in before they close

00:08:41.240 all right let's see arab's bargaining skills

00:08:45.240 well okay let's take a second get a good shot of this

00:08:55.240 where did arab go he disappeared already

00:08:57.240 no i'm good

00:08:58.240 let's go to the let's go to the is this the market we're here

00:09:00.240 how are you sir

00:09:03.240 yes sir how are you

00:09:04.240 hello

00:09:05.240 we can try

00:09:06.240 yes come let me show you some man to try man

00:09:10.240 like some turkish delight

00:09:11.240 i'm gonna give you one very special here you can't find anywhere

00:09:14.240 turkish delight

00:09:15.240 yes

00:09:16.240 they are honey made here let me show you some to try it

00:09:18.240 yallah

00:09:19.240 yallah habibi

00:09:22.240 what's that what's that orange stuff

00:09:23.240 which one this one

00:09:24.240 it's like bahur to keep my smelling in the room

00:09:26.240 oh okay okay

00:09:27.240 smells good in here

00:09:28.240 thank you sir

00:09:29.240 what about this pineapple

00:09:30.240 pineapple sugar

00:09:31.240 can i try one

00:09:32.240 of course this is sugar one

00:09:33.240 wait there's sugar on it

00:09:34.240 yeah sugar on it this is sugar free

00:09:35.240 sugar free

00:09:36.240 yeah

00:09:37.240 don't why are you making eye contact on me like when you're doing

00:09:40.240 no problem

00:09:41.240 let me show you something

00:09:42.240 try it

00:09:43.240 oh it's just good

00:09:44.240 can you see how you stare deep into my soul

00:09:46.240 can you see how you stare deep into my soul

00:09:47.240 okay

00:09:48.240 i'll try sure

00:09:49.240 this is the special turkish delight here in our store

00:09:50.240 oh this is hot

00:09:51.240 this is very hot

00:09:53.240 it's good

00:09:54.240 too hot too hot

00:09:55.240 it's hot for you

00:09:56.240 i'm gonna be sweating all day

00:09:57.240 no problem it's better

00:09:58.240 to kill your fats in the stomach

00:09:59.240 bismillah

00:10:00.240 thank you

00:10:01.240 try sir some

00:10:02.240 that one is the pure honey with the special one

00:10:04.240 let me give you

00:10:05.240 we say bismillah

00:10:06.240 bismillah

00:10:07.240 bismillah

00:10:08.240 needles what do you want

00:10:09.240 try one try one

00:10:10.240 bismillah

00:10:11.240 bismillah

00:10:12.240 try one

00:10:13.240 oh wow

00:10:14.240 yeah

00:10:15.240 this is you can't keep it for six months

00:10:16.240 in your home without any problem

00:10:17.240 and we can't do vacuum sealing

00:10:18.240 so you can't take it to your country back without any problem

00:10:20.240 we have like with pomegranate

00:10:22.240 we have with rose here

00:10:23.240 with chocolates

00:10:24.240 we both we both get randomly selected when we go back

00:10:26.240 okay no problem

00:10:27.240 they take everything

00:10:28.240 they take all our food

00:10:29.240 really

00:10:30.240 yeah they take everything from us

00:10:31.240 they search all my phones devices

00:10:32.240 they think i'm hamas or something

00:10:33.240 i know

00:10:34.240 they think i'm hezbollah

00:10:35.240 i'm not

00:10:36.240 i'm not

00:10:37.240 i think i'm american

00:10:38.240 i don't wanna talk on this

00:10:39.240 exactly

00:10:40.240 you're smart you're smart

00:10:41.240 where are you from

00:10:42.240 lebanon

00:10:43.240 lebanon

00:10:44.240 and i'm syrian

00:10:45.240 but i'm an american citizen

00:10:46.240 i love america

00:10:47.240 i'm screen

00:10:48.240 i love the usa

00:10:49.240 greenville south carolina

00:10:50.240 yes my uncle lived there

00:10:51.240 i was wondering why you had an american accent

00:10:52.240 who said what's up man

00:10:53.240 what's up man

00:10:54.240 bro this tea is good

00:10:55.240 that one is pomegranate

00:10:56.240 can we try your dates

00:10:57.240 try of course

00:10:58.240 dating is haram

00:10:59.240 exactly

00:11:00.240 yeah not these kind of dates

00:11:01.240 these kind of dates are in the bible

00:11:03.240 oh wow

00:11:04.240 i'm the chief

00:11:05.240 tribal tea pit on the table

00:11:06.240 let me show you some

00:11:07.240 the tribal one

00:11:08.240 that's a good date

00:11:09.240 that's a good date

00:11:10.240 okay yellow we go

00:11:11.240 yellow we go

00:11:12.240 thank you

00:11:13.240 thank you sir

00:11:14.240 thank you sir

00:11:15.240 nice to meet you

00:11:29.240 i'll give you my business card when i come back

00:11:31.240 i will

00:11:32.240 go

00:11:33.240 no not anymore

00:11:35.240 i don't want business card

00:11:39.240 i don't want business card

00:11:48.240 he's getting hustle for his business card right now

00:11:51.240 they're saying you look like roman reigns

00:11:55.240 what

00:11:57.240 you heard that

00:12:00.240 eat and run chat i gave him ten dollars

00:12:03.240 for a couple dates

00:12:04.240 that was probably worth 50 cents

00:12:05.240 everything that we just had

00:12:09.240 that

00:12:13.240 this is the spice market

00:12:14.240 i see

00:12:16.240 come come inside

00:12:17.240 come

00:12:18.240 it's okay it's okay

00:12:21.240 just film in front of the needle so you can walk fine

00:12:30.240 oh my, it's on it

00:12:36.240 it smells like a spa in here

00:12:39.240 this is a bazaar market here

00:12:40.240 no no it's we still have to go like left

00:12:41.240 bazaar left or straight

00:12:44.240 bazaar bazaar

00:12:46.240 i mean this is all part of it but like there's a really big one

00:12:48.240 bazaar bazaar bazaar bazaar bazaar bazaar

00:12:49.240 i mean this is all part of it but like there's a rigorous

00:12:51.240 this is a bizarre market here no no it's we still have to go like left bizarre left or straight

00:12:57.560 bizarre bizarre i mean this is all part of it but like there's a really

00:13:06.280 this way let's go this way you can buy anything here but pretty beautiful here right

00:13:11.560 it's pretty cozy

00:13:16.600 hi sofia oh cool

00:13:23.960 just uh omar be careful try not to get in way of uh of camera okay okay but thank you doing

00:13:29.400 doing great thank you

00:13:34.120 i'm not getting a hair transplant just because i'm in turkey i'm here to visit the culture i'm never

00:13:43.000 getting one do i want to buy jersey yes where where where i'll get galatasaray yes bro habibi

00:13:50.840 do you have galatasaray you have fenerbahce yes you have no galatasaray is better i don't know

00:13:59.560 what do you like better fenerbahce bro fenerbahce it is i'm how much i like vampirsi 300 lira you like

00:14:05.560 it 250. 300 lira is crazy turkish lira bro 300. ten dollars no no no ten eight three three dollars

00:14:16.840 yeah three dollars three dollars yeah for the scarcity three dollars this is 300 lira

00:14:21.400 no three us dollars come on that's okay we'll go somewhere else okay bro

00:14:26.440 no that's a good price though i want it i want it okay okay five dollars

00:14:35.880 250 bro six dollars it's okay six dollars yeah six six six six good six good 220 but one copy

00:14:43.160 this 200 lira come home not expensive five dollars five dollars bro come on meet us business quick

00:14:50.440 business five dollars one dollar what is this one dollar bro we're poor okay one dollar we give to

00:14:55.320 the kid it's okay six dollars you give one to the kid he's both children it's okay he's the boss

00:15:01.240 okay fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair

00:15:05.800 huh uh large large do you have change for 50. i'm announcing how much money i have on the streets

00:15:14.280 and one second yes yes salam alaikum how are you where are you from i'm saudi arabia from saudi i love

00:15:21.800 saudi bro riyadh jada al-asa great to meet you bro thank you what are you doing here for vacation yeah

00:15:28.360 okay thank you are you gonna go uh pray uh isha and ayat sophia yeah yeah no problem we'll see you there

00:15:35.720 okay okay okay thank you nice to meet you love you love you too for the sake of allah

00:15:45.160 okay okay okay you picture me picture you no you picture me five dollar you are picture me maybe give

00:15:51.080 to you three dollar picture for me i'm new youtuber bro new youtuber i'm banned on youtube

00:15:56.600 picture for picture your picture it's okay i'm not okay we'll take picture one dollar you are

00:16:02.840 changed now yeah change now do you have change for 50. i change actually you change it's okay just give

00:16:07.240 me please are you gonna scam me change money he scammed me yes no no no no scam no no i have

00:16:14.040 also turkish lira maybe you are paid turkish okay because if you scam look at him big guy

00:16:18.200 big guy okay here one second how much is this ten ten okay one second

00:16:31.800 that's a good price bro bro you can't say it's a good price just because you have money

00:16:36.120 well six dollars for a fish this is four dollars this is four dollars

00:16:44.760 120 rent this way yeah 130 130 yeah 130 yeah alhamdulillah six dollars for a jersey yeah

00:16:53.880 jersey you're gonna throw it away no i'm not no i'm not i'm gonna put it on right now thank you 130

00:16:58.760 130. it says 128 bro 130 130 bro come on 10 more come on bro there's a jose marino jersey

00:17:09.000 what team is this oh fenerbahce marino jersey

00:17:14.440 i can pull up the calculator it's 128 and he brings me 120.

00:17:19.720 give me two just shake my hand give me two come on

00:17:23.160 those okay it's your job to give me correct change bro 120. it's your job to give me correct

00:17:29.080 change me pink is 130 130. because you use the rate 32 i'm using the rate 33. so it's more it's 133

00:17:36.040 lira you owe me three lira one second you owe me three more lira one second hey you owe me three more

00:17:40.360 lira one second arab loves this man four dollar yeah four dollar times 33 the rate's how much is this

00:17:46.280 you did 32 it's 33. bro just give me the two later how am i gonna give you two liras bro

00:17:52.440 it's okay bro just give them just give them thank you thank you

00:17:57.080 bro crazy boy crazy boy crazy boy can we have the shirt yes okay i want to put it on now

00:18:05.160 i have the pics one second for you bro thank you bro can i have the picture bro you like it maybe

00:18:12.040 your good quality t-shirt i have good quality very good quality fake super fake

00:18:19.400 okay well i like the honesty okay where can i change my shirt let's go let's go let's go

00:18:23.160 fenerbahce

00:18:33.560 hello you're about to get very very rinse what do you mean

00:18:38.200 bro getting rinse for five and six dollars okay let arab cook i'll let arab cook

00:18:46.760 is the bit right on it's my new shop bro yes boss

00:18:53.160 dropping go upstairs okay oh my gosh hey do you like butcher chai or coffee bro huh

00:18:59.240 you like chai coffee no thank you we're in big rush big rush yeah we got to keep moving before it

00:19:04.040 closes thank you you're the one who came down here i know i know i know i know do you want to buy

00:19:10.920 anything i know no no no let's go to more stores look at this hot tub long that's rich bro

00:19:18.280 oh thank you water do you want to do you want to do i want to do you know no no no gift i'm turkey

00:19:25.400 bro these turkish people good what is this this is like yogurt water this water turkey water yes

00:19:32.280 yes

00:19:37.800 it's good delicious delicious yes cheers cheers shots shots

00:19:44.120 good good let's go all right thank you thank you bro

00:20:00.600 no youtube i'm ben on youtube rumble rumble

00:20:05.480 okay go to arab on yeah whatever actually

00:20:07.480 okay i don't think he understood what i was saying

00:20:16.520 how does the shirt look great looks good

00:20:19.640 bro you are beautiful beautiful

00:20:22.120 the shirt is nice bro alhamdulillah

00:20:27.960 good looks good habib

00:20:30.200 nice to meet you thank you

00:20:31.400 i'm your friend yeah all right lifelong salesman

00:20:34.440 bro which one

00:20:37.960 van percy

00:20:42.200 who's playing now who's the best player right now

00:20:46.440 she's saying this you are looking this is my friend i like you yeah yes

00:20:50.760 yeah you are best

00:20:54.680 okay let's go let's go thank you

00:21:04.440 every single thing you can think of they have here duke

00:21:17.800 buy some drip here i don't want to carry too much stuff

00:21:23.160 do you have a trash can thank you

00:21:25.160 should i got a size larger no that's fine that's good

00:21:31.960 that's fine but you can get like this

00:21:33.880 oh this is like drip

00:21:35.960 that's an arab shirt right there

00:21:37.320 it is a you shirt too

00:21:38.360 but look with the giant dolce gabbana logo that's you all day

00:21:44.120 this is nice fake louis

00:21:45.240 why are you gonna go tell everybody that and i only wore it like three times bro

00:21:57.960 hey bro how much is this

00:22:02.920 yes come

00:22:03.400 2500 lira

00:22:06.440 nice to meet you bro

00:22:10.360 what's your name

00:22:10.840 kuzei

00:22:13.960 do you want something what do you want to buy

00:22:16.520 no there's drip

00:22:18.760 you like this shirt

00:22:21.080 yeah it's okay what's your favorite shirt favorite color

00:22:26.280 you like this one

00:22:27.560 do you have this one for for him

00:22:31.000 no kids what do you have okay

00:22:39.160 all right

00:22:40.840 yes

00:22:46.760 you come with me

00:22:47.800 saudi arabia to mecca

00:22:49.400 yeah to mecca if you want for umrah

00:22:51.880 yeah in your right in your private jet

00:22:53.800 yeah i went with you with me

00:22:55.720 you have a jet

00:22:56.360 he's a vlogger bro he's a vlogger

00:22:57.960 you're a vlogger

00:22:58.520 yeah

00:22:58.680 yeah

00:22:59.960 habibi what's your name

00:23:00.680 imad muhammad

00:23:01.720 imad muhammad

00:23:02.520 yeah

00:23:03.240 what's your

00:23:03.880 where do you want to go

00:23:05.320 saudi arabia maybe uh

00:23:06.760 riad

00:23:07.320 jada

00:23:07.800 al-aqsa

00:23:08.680 al-aqsa

00:23:09.240 al-aqsa

00:23:09.960 yeah yeah

00:23:10.840 when do you have a jet

00:23:13.000 thank you

00:23:13.320 no you don't you don't have a jet

00:23:15.320 no

00:23:16.360 abhi

00:23:16.920 al-aqsa

00:23:17.240 al-aqa

00:23:18.280 al-aqsa

00:23:19.000 al-aqsa

00:23:19.320 al-aqsa

00:23:19.720 he wants you to go film the most expensive rice in the world

00:23:32.840 yeah

00:23:33.160 w-stream

00:23:34.760 what's up man

00:23:42.200 come come come one sec

00:23:44.680 let me take down i'll put down my instagram

00:23:46.840 okay

00:23:47.640 okay

00:23:48.040 your telegram

00:23:49.320 my needles instagram

00:23:50.600 but yeah

00:23:51.400 yeah instagram is the best one

00:23:53.400 what up bro

00:23:54.120 national sun

00:23:55.080 this is brother for me

00:23:59.640 okay i'm banned on instagram

00:24:00.920 because i talk about israel

00:24:02.040 okay

00:24:02.520 he's not banned

00:24:03.720 bro

00:24:04.200 what name

00:24:04.760 your name

00:24:05.400 my name

00:24:05.960 yes youtube

00:24:06.680 no i'm banned on youtube

00:24:08.040 because i talk about israel

00:24:09.720 no youtube

00:24:10.680 no youtube

00:24:11.480 you understand

00:24:12.680 yes

00:24:13.240 they ban me everywhere

00:24:14.680 i'm on rumble

00:24:15.880 you know rumble

00:24:16.920 you know rumble

00:24:17.480 yes

00:24:17.880 rumble

00:24:18.760 yes

00:24:19.080 sneeco

00:24:19.800 sneeco

00:24:20.520 nice to meet you

00:24:22.840 nice to meet you too

00:24:24.120 where are you from bro

00:24:27.080 original

00:24:27.400 i'm from uh

00:24:28.760 my mom is filipino

00:24:30.280 my dad's from haiti

00:24:31.160 black asian

00:24:32.680 and i'm from new york

00:24:33.800 yeah yeah

00:24:35.240 what's your

00:24:35.640 are you turdish

00:24:36.440 i can't type bro

00:24:39.600 he has arabic keyboard

00:24:40.840 yeah

00:24:41.080 if you can you can

00:24:42.560 analyze this bro

00:24:43.160 okay

00:24:43.640 okay please dm

00:24:51.240 let's go

00:24:51.800 thank you

00:24:52.200 let's go

00:24:52.680 thank you

00:24:53.240 thank you

00:24:54.680 what's up bro

00:24:55.240 let's go to more stores

00:25:01.560 huh

00:25:01.800 yeah we're getting farmed right now

00:25:06.520 let's go to something dope

00:25:07.960 let's go to the dopest spot

00:25:12.520 lower your gaze chat

00:25:13.640 lower your gaze

00:25:14.920 the dopest spots are closing right now

00:25:17.160 no they're not

00:25:18.280 we got time

00:25:22.280 turkey is part of greece w lebanon

00:25:24.280 what what is this european beef bro

00:25:26.040 i swear like you know about that

00:25:27.320 if you're serbian

00:25:28.280 i don't know any like what's going on

00:25:30.600 but we're going to keep on checking out these spots

00:25:34.280 well apparently half of istanbul is in asia

00:25:36.440 so we can cross the border and go

00:25:38.280 step over into asia from europe which is pretty cool

00:25:43.640 okay

00:25:47.960 malcolm x visited the blue mosque

00:25:50.120 not ayat sofia so halal ko's lying

00:25:52.040 halal ko why are you lying to me

00:25:52.920 lying to sin

00:25:56.360 damn they got the ghiat bro

00:25:57.640 yeah that's a big yeah

00:25:58.920 yeah that's a big yeah

00:25:59.640 oh man

00:26:00.760 hey lower your gaze

00:26:03.400 lower your gaze

00:26:03.960 lower your gaze

00:26:09.000 lower okay okay okay

00:26:10.920 let's go let's go let's go okay we're no stops till we get there

00:26:23.240 chat is it bad i didn't know any uh

00:26:41.560 uh fenerbahce player since then percy

00:26:50.600 all right

00:26:51.000 let's see spam ones if i should just get a hair transplant stream here

00:26:53.400 are you serious

00:27:04.760 if you eat that you will pay more much

00:27:06.600 but we not eat we eat later we eat later

00:27:08.680 shawarma later shawarma later

00:27:10.520 they're hustlers out here

00:27:11.720 oh they're all selling you they're not your friends

00:27:13.400 arab thinks that these sell marketers are

00:27:15.560 ops like he's like he really hate these people

00:27:17.800 no nobody is your friend here they're always going to charge you

00:27:20.200 at least 400x like 400x

00:27:23.240 bro six dollars for this shirt is i would have paid it like

00:27:26.760 honestly because you want it i would have paid 50 for this easily

00:27:31.640 i would have paid 50 people i ain't gonna lie bro i might have paid 100 for this

00:27:35.240 which is that's uh what x is that 20?

00:27:40.280 are you on twitch?

00:27:41.400 uh no

00:27:41.880 you're a fucking retard

00:27:43.480 hey

00:27:45.880 you got kidnapped

00:27:56.440 that's mike arab because he keeps running away

00:28:00.440 that's mike arab

00:28:04.680 i have a guy in here that wants to kill me

00:28:10.600 you gotta admit this is extreme you have a guy that wants to kill you here?

00:28:12.600 yeah

00:28:13.000 good thing we have omar here

00:28:14.520 i made him viral one time for trying to scam me

00:28:17.560 and he sent me like death threats he said i'm gonna find you anywhere in the world buddy

00:28:20.760 okay if we see him i'm gonna farm it a bit

00:28:25.080 i'm just joking i'm not i wouldn't do that

00:28:27.640 we can farm him as much as we want

00:28:29.160 oh

00:28:35.080 bro driving a bike here is crazy

00:28:39.240 my friend grand bazaar this way thank you

00:28:43.240 show them a bit i know this is difficult to film

00:28:45.880 do you mean do you mean to stay close to you?

00:28:51.800 okay i'm moving fast right now

00:28:53.000 okay yeah let's go fast we don't have much time

00:28:57.400 let's go let's go

00:28:58.040 this is where you buy like fake lv scarves for your future wife

00:29:07.880 nobody knows the difference

00:29:12.520 i did not expect it to be this crowded holy

00:29:15.240 try to stand to the side of me

00:29:16.360 we're good we're good we're good

00:29:24.760 no fenerbahce fenerbahce fenerbahce

00:29:29.960 watch out that beef is heavy here they have some of the biggest uh soccer beef in the world

00:29:36.360 gotta toss my fenerbahce games i should have got a turkey jersey now i have ops

00:29:46.360 bro we're escaping the matrix right now

00:30:01.880 while we're walking here should i go uh yap about christmas

00:30:07.800 my friend how far

00:30:12.360 hey anybody see

00:30:13.240 who saw the moist critical cope video where he dropped a 30 minute video about a confirmed

00:30:19.960 pedophile and spent half of it talking about me because i rattled him so much that he didn't

00:30:24.520 want to tell the truth because he wanted a mr beast collab that's tough bro

00:30:33.480 this shirt has aura yeah

00:30:43.240 another crazy thing stand in front i want to farm

00:30:48.520 crazy thing

00:30:50.120 chris and mr beast is still allowed on youtube youtube i feel unsafe on your platform these

00:30:54.760 kids are asking what's your youtube what's your youtube i got to tell them i'm on rumble

00:30:58.120 because you banned me talking about covid and supporting trump in 2020 but you're going to

00:31:01.960 allow confirmed pedophile chris tyson every time i order with the app i get scared

00:31:07.480 i get scared on youtube yeah you need to protect kids like this protect those kids from chris tyson youtube

00:31:15.880 now oh what a clip oh that's a good clip

00:31:19.400 okay

00:31:24.680 yo where are you from algeria

00:31:28.520 Do you speak French?

00:31:29.520 No.

00:31:30.520 Yes.

00:31:31.520 Bro.

00:31:32.520 YouTube, you're going to like crystal and pop with these people?

00:31:36.520 You can have pictures with you.

00:31:38.520 Oh, you know me?

00:31:39.520 Yes.

00:31:40.520 Watching you on TikTok today.

00:31:42.520 Sick.

00:31:43.520 Thank you.

00:31:44.520 All right.

00:31:45.520 Nice to meet you, bro.

00:31:46.520 Good to meet you.

00:31:47.520 Love you, bro.

00:31:48.520 Yes.

00:31:49.520 Hands here.

00:31:51.520 Thank you.

00:31:52.520 Nice to meet you.

00:31:53.520 Oh, great to meet you.

00:31:54.520 Where are you from, Algeria?

00:31:55.520 Algeria, yes.

00:31:56.520 Yes, I speak French.

00:31:57.520 Why is your son in English?

00:31:59.520 Because it's an American school.

00:32:00.520 School, yes.

00:32:01.520 Enchanté.

00:32:12.520 My dad just said, needles, filming, top.

00:32:15.520 Let's go.

00:32:16.520 Let's go.

00:32:17.520 He wants you to give needles top for filming?

00:32:19.520 No, no, no.

00:32:20.520 He doesn't want to give top for...

00:32:21.520 What the...

00:32:22.520 Yes, bro.

00:32:23.520 Where are you from?

00:32:24.520 I checked.

00:32:25.520 What do you think about America?

00:32:30.520 Do you like America?

00:32:31.520 Yeah, we like America a lot.

00:32:32.520 We can't go to America because we don't have enough money.

00:32:35.520 You don't have enough money?

00:32:36.520 Yeah.

00:32:37.520 What do you do?

00:32:38.520 I'm a student.

00:32:39.520 You're a student?

00:32:40.520 Yes.

00:32:41.520 Let's take a photo.

00:32:42.520 What do you want to do when you succeed?

00:32:44.520 When I succeed, I just want to go abroad to visit and...

00:32:47.520 What's the average salary in Turkey?

00:32:49.520 What?

00:32:50.520 What's the average salary in Turkey?

00:32:51.520 Average salary?

00:32:52.520 Yeah.

00:32:53.520 It's 17K Turkish to us.

00:32:55.520 What is that in dollars a year?

00:32:57.520 17K Turkish, $540.

00:33:00.520 A year?

00:33:01.520 No, no, no.

00:33:02.520 A month.

00:33:03.520 A month?

00:33:04.520 540 a year, a month, 6K, 6.5K.

00:33:06.520 Let's take a photo.

00:33:07.520 Great to meet you, bro.

00:33:08.520 Hey, good luck with what you do.

00:33:09.520 Crypto is the future.

00:33:10.520 You want to make money fast.

00:33:11.520 Crypto is about to go booming.

00:33:12.520 I'm telling you.

00:33:13.520 I'm like your Indian friend.

00:33:14.520 What do you mean?

00:33:15.520 Like whenever you just need a calculation, you just ask me.

00:33:17.520 I was going to give him money, but is that weird?

00:33:18.520 I was going to give him money too.

00:33:19.520 I was going to pull out a hundred bucks and give it to you.

00:33:20.520 I know.

00:33:21.520 I was thinking about getting 50 each.

00:33:22.520 But here, fly to America.

00:33:23.520 That's kind of weird, right?

00:33:24.520 Not really.

00:33:25.520 I was going to give him money, but is that weird?

00:33:26.520 I was going to give him money too.

00:33:27.520 I was going to give him money too.

00:33:28.520 I was going to pull out a hundred bucks and give it to you.

00:33:30.520 I was going to give him money, but is that weird?

00:33:31.520 I was going to give him money too.

00:33:32.520 I was going to pull out a hundred bucks and give it to you.

00:33:33.520 I know.

00:33:34.520 I was thinking about getting 50 each.

00:33:35.520 But here, fly to America.

00:33:36.520 That's kind of weird, right?

00:33:37.520 Not really.

00:33:38.520 It's funny.

00:33:39.520 I mean, the guy's not going to complain that you gave him a hundred bucks.

00:33:41.520 Yeah, I know, but he should just go make it himself.

00:33:44.520 Instead of being poor, stop being poor.

00:33:46.520 Grand Bazaar this way?

00:33:47.520 Yes, man.

00:33:48.520 How far?

00:33:49.520 If you're poor, stop.

00:33:50.520 50 meter.

00:33:51.520 If you're broke, just make money.

00:33:57.520 Huh?

00:33:58.520 No video.

00:33:59.520 No video.

00:34:00.520 Okay, we go, we go.

00:34:02.520 Okay, he's yapping and he's running away from the camera.

00:34:05.520 What are you...

00:34:07.520 Sniko's head looks like an egg.

00:34:10.520 I will step on your egg.

00:34:13.520 Get out of the Gula jersey.

00:34:14.520 They will love you.

00:34:15.520 Hey, how many Turks are in the chat?

00:34:17.520 Turks.

00:34:18.520 Naso son.

00:34:19.520 Mourinho is Fenerbahce's new manager?

00:34:31.520 Really?

00:34:32.520 I did not know that.

00:34:36.520 Jose Mourinho.

00:34:37.520 Jose Mourinho.

00:34:38.520 It's funny.

00:34:39.520 Mourinho is such a star that he's the star player of Fenerbahce.

00:34:43.520 How many clubs do they have the manager as the star player?

00:34:46.520 They had a shirt for him?

00:34:47.520 This is the entrance.

00:34:48.520 Name another team like that, huh?

00:34:49.520 This is the entrance, but I think a lot of it's closing down already.

00:34:51.520 Let's go.

00:34:52.520 Yalla, yalla.

00:34:53.520 Okay, Needle's gonna have a tough time in this.

00:34:54.520 No, you're good.

00:34:55.520 Just make it through.

00:34:56.520 You're good.

00:35:02.520 Okay, just...

00:35:03.520 Tell him just pictures.

00:35:04.520 Just photo.

00:35:05.520 Photo.

00:35:10.520 Nice.

00:35:11.520 Okay, no problem.

00:35:12.520 Omar just said, come test me, nigga.

00:35:15.520 That's what he said.

00:35:16.520 I didn't even say that.

00:35:17.520 W security.

00:35:18.520 He said, come fuck with me, pussy.

00:35:20.520 W Omar.

00:35:24.520 What up, bro?

00:35:26.520 Somalis, right?

00:35:27.520 What are you men doing here?

00:35:28.520 You from the UK?

00:35:29.520 No, bro.

00:35:30.520 Australia.

00:35:31.520 From Australia?

00:35:32.520 Oh, there's Somalis in Australia?

00:35:33.520 Yeah.

00:35:34.520 Okay.

00:35:35.520 What are you doing?

00:35:36.520 Vacation in Istanbul?

00:35:37.520 Oh, you lot sick cunts.

00:35:38.520 Huh?

00:35:39.520 No, that's the UK, bro.

00:35:40.520 Yeah, that's the UK.

00:35:41.520 Nah, he can't do it.

00:35:42.520 Oh, mate.

00:35:43.520 You sick cunt, mate.

00:35:44.520 Something like that.

00:35:45.520 No, no, no.

00:35:46.520 They sound like brother.

00:35:47.520 Wait, why are you in Istanbul a lot of places?

00:35:48.520 Holiday, bro.

00:35:49.520 Holiday, man.

00:35:50.520 Holiday, innit?

00:35:51.520 Yeah.

00:35:52.520 We're going to the Bizarre Market right now.

00:35:53.520 What's the best?

00:35:54.520 What'd you guys buy?

00:35:55.520 Let's do a haul real quick.

00:35:56.520 Yeah, that's it.

00:35:57.520 That's it.

00:35:58.520 This bag, bro.

00:35:59.520 Yeah, I had that one, bro.

00:36:00.520 It's special.

00:36:01.520 It's quiet, you know.

00:36:02.520 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

00:36:03.520 Oh, that's it.

00:36:04.520 You're proposing to your girl?

00:36:05.520 Something like that.

00:36:06.520 Ah, alhamdulillah.

00:36:07.520 That's good.

00:36:08.520 Thank you, bro.

00:36:09.520 Thank you.

00:36:10.520 Oh, okay.

00:36:11.520 So that's for your family?

00:36:12.520 Yeah.

00:36:13.520 Family, man.

00:36:14.520 They're some of the best gifts over here.

00:36:15.520 Good stuff, man.

00:36:16.520 Thanks, man.

00:36:17.520 Hey, it was good to meet you, man.

00:36:18.520 God bless you.

00:36:19.520 Thank you, bro.

00:36:20.520 Good t-shirt.

00:36:21.520 Good t-shirt.

00:36:22.520 Jose Mourinho.

00:36:23.520 I did the same thing when I went to visit my family for Christmas.

00:36:30.520 In Saudi, I just farmed like 10 thos.

00:36:33.520 They love it.

00:36:34.520 You know, you get it authentically from this place.

00:36:36.520 They can't get it in America.

00:36:38.520 All right, now we gotta buy some, like, LB shit.

00:36:40.520 Yeah, I should get my mom something.

00:36:41.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:42.520 Mom, if you're watching this, what do you want?

00:36:44.520 Papa, you're watching this, what do you want?

00:36:46.520 My dad is watching this.

00:36:47.520 What should I get my dad?

00:36:48.520 Actually, I did just buy my dad a car, so I think he's good.

00:36:58.520 W leak.

00:36:59.520 I don't know if you wanted me to say that, but I did.

00:37:01.520 But I did.

00:37:02.520 Sorry.

00:37:03.520 I'm gonna say it.

00:37:05.520 W's son.

00:37:08.520 Whoa, look at that architecture, man.

00:37:10.520 It's for us?

00:37:11.520 Yes.

00:37:12.520 It's for us?

00:37:13.520 Yes.

00:37:14.520 Thank you.

00:37:15.520 Wow.

00:37:16.520 How much?

00:37:21.520 No money.

00:37:22.520 No money?

00:37:23.520 Yes.

00:37:24.520 Thank you, sir.

00:37:25.520 Very good hospitality.

00:37:27.520 Oh, you want the glass?

00:37:28.520 Yes.

00:37:29.520 Oh.

00:37:30.520 He's chugging that.

00:37:33.520 He know you.

00:37:35.520 Thank you, sir.

00:37:38.520 You just got that for free?

00:37:43.520 Free.

00:37:44.520 What the?

00:37:45.520 What type of?

00:37:46.520 Hospitality.

00:37:47.520 That's crazy, actually.

00:37:49.520 How does?

00:37:50.520 That's like the first guy that didn't try to sell or scam us.

00:37:53.520 Yeah, it's good.

00:37:58.520 This is where I got in a fight with the guy last time.

00:38:01.520 Is it?

00:38:02.520 Let's go find him.

00:38:03.520 We're nearing the area.

00:38:04.520 I think the shop is like literally right here.

00:38:14.520 That was good lemonade.

00:38:16.520 I wanted to sip it.

00:38:17.520 I didn't want to pay.

00:38:18.520 I could have given you.

00:38:19.520 I just didn't know if you'd call me gay.

00:38:21.520 They're selling Montclair jackets here.

00:38:22.520 Yeah.

00:38:23.520 You want to buy one?

00:38:24.520 No.

00:38:25.520 I saw everyone saying W, son.

00:38:30.520 Papa, look at the chat saying W, son.

00:38:32.520 I know he's mad at me.

00:38:33.520 He's like, what would you tell the internet that you bought me a car?

00:38:36.520 But come on, man.

00:38:37.520 Come on, man.

00:38:38.520 I'm also saying it so that he doesn't try to refund me the money because now it's a

00:38:44.520 gift publicly.

00:38:45.520 All right, I'm done talking about it.

00:38:48.520 Sorry.

00:38:50.520 Ice Spice.

00:38:54.520 By the way, did you see that video?

00:38:55.520 Did you see that video of Pokimane doing the devil horns?

00:38:57.520 Just like Ice Spice at the NFL.

00:38:59.520 I tell you these people worship Satan and then they show you every single day.

00:39:02.520 She's there doing the devil horn thing, doing the TikTok dance.

00:39:05.520 If you're going to worship Satan, at least try to do subtle.

00:39:08.520 Don't like rub it in our faces.

00:39:10.520 Yo, we're leaving the bazaar.

00:39:11.520 Satanic Pokimane.

00:39:12.520 This is outside.

00:39:13.520 No, we say inside.

00:39:16.520 Oh, oh, Sofia.

00:39:19.520 The prayer is now?

00:39:20.520 No, we have time.

00:39:21.520 We have time.

00:39:22.520 Let's finish bazaar and then go.

00:39:23.520 We'll go after.

00:39:26.520 We should buy like some LV shit.

00:39:29.520 Let's go back.

00:39:30.520 Let's go this way.

00:39:31.520 Let's go this way.

00:39:32.520 Look how big it is.

00:39:33.520 This is the oldest.

00:39:34.520 Chad, this is the oldest market in the world.

00:39:37.520 Like this has been operating for 1300 years just like this.

00:39:40.520 Since the Ottoman Empire?

00:39:41.520 Yeah, literally.

00:39:43.520 Let's buy a bag.

00:39:44.520 Oh, my dad texted me.

00:39:45.520 He said he wanted a carpet.

00:39:46.520 Papa, how am I going to buy a carpet?

00:39:47.520 How am I going to fit a carpet?

00:39:48.520 My friend, you have duffel bag?

00:39:49.520 Where?

00:39:50.520 Where?

00:39:51.520 Where?

00:39:52.520 Where?

00:39:53.520 Where do I look like I'm from?

00:39:54.520 United States.

00:39:55.520 What?

00:39:56.520 No, I'm Lebanese.

00:39:57.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:39:58.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:39:59.520 Yeah.

00:40:00.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:01.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:02.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:03.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:04.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:05.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:06.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:07.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:08.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:09.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:10.520 Yeah, a bigger bag.

00:40:11.520 Other shop.

00:40:12.520 Other shop.

00:40:13.520 Let's go.

00:40:14.520 Where do I look like I'm from?

00:40:16.520 United States.

00:40:17.520 What?

00:40:18.520 No, I'm Lebanese.

00:40:19.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:20.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:21.520 I'm Lebanese.

00:40:22.520 I'm going to live in the United States.

00:40:23.520 Oh, yeah.

00:40:24.520 United States.

00:40:25.520 Yeah.

00:40:26.520 Duffel bag.

00:40:27.520 Duffel bag.

00:40:28.520 Louis Vuitton.

00:40:29.520 Louis Vuitton.

00:40:30.520 Good quality.

00:40:31.520 Expensive.

00:40:32.520 Yo.

00:40:33.520 No, no.

00:40:34.520 You give me good price.

00:40:35.520 $800, $900.

00:40:36.520 You're my friend.

00:40:37.520 Come on.

00:40:38.520 Do like $250.

00:40:39.520 I need a backpack, sir.

00:40:41.520 Actually, my backpack ripped in the airport.

00:40:44.520 $800, $900 for a fake one, yeah?

00:40:47.520 Dollars or Turkish dollars?

00:40:48.520 No, U.S.

00:40:49.520 The real one's like $5k.

00:40:51.520 Brother.

00:40:52.520 Yeah.

00:40:53.520 Go inside.

00:40:54.520 It's packed in there.

00:40:56.520 Go inside.

00:40:57.520 Mohamed, help you.

00:40:58.520 Mohamed?

00:40:59.520 Mohamed, not Mohamed.

00:41:00.520 Mohamed.

00:41:01.520 Mohamed, how are you?

00:41:02.520 Fine.

00:41:03.520 You have Louis Vuitton duffel bag?

00:41:05.520 Asalaamu Alaikum.

00:41:06.520 No.

00:41:07.520 Baba, he tell us.

00:41:08.520 YouTube notes.

00:41:09.520 Let's go to a different shop then.

00:41:10.520 Bye.

00:41:11.520 He just said YouTube.

00:41:12.520 It's Rumble anyway.

00:41:13.520 Baba, bad shop.

00:41:15.520 No good business.

00:41:17.520 Wait, chat.

00:41:18.520 What are the other clues?

00:41:23.520 I'll forever remember it later.

00:41:24.520 Lock in, lock in, lock in.

00:41:25.520 No Twitter tranny demons.

00:41:27.520 You're the one who summons that.

00:41:28.520 I know, I know.

00:41:29.520 I really do.

00:41:30.520 I really do.

00:41:31.520 Enjoy.

00:41:32.520 I'm walking around trying to buy like a duffel bag or some shit.

00:41:33.520 We're away from Shaitan.

00:41:36.520 Hold on, I'm getting an aura shot for the B-roll.

00:41:38.520 Ready, ready, ready.

00:41:39.520 We're here.

00:41:40.520 Away from Shaitan.

00:41:41.520 We're done.

00:41:42.520 Boom.

00:41:43.520 We're away from the west.

00:41:44.520 His aura activated just now.

00:41:45.520 This is where the real world, escaping the matrix.

00:41:48.520 Brother, money is water.

00:41:50.520 Oh my God, dude.

00:41:51.520 End it, end it.

00:41:52.520 Aura depleted.

00:41:53.520 Aura depleted.

00:41:59.520 Not that many baddies out.

00:42:00.520 There were like a couple but...

00:42:01.520 Oh, this is narrow over there.

00:42:02.520 Let's do it.

00:42:03.520 Wait, look at this.

00:42:04.520 I do need to get a backpack.

00:42:10.520 Sorry, sorry.

00:42:23.520 Whoa.

00:42:24.520 You can almost hear the difference.

00:42:25.520 It sounds like an Ottoman Empire in here.

00:42:26.520 Let's go this bit.

00:42:28.520 We just fought a whole new war.

00:42:31.520 Who won the...

00:42:32.520 Who won in the...

00:42:33.520 Who won, Shaitan?

00:42:34.520 Bro, it's like a maze.

00:42:35.520 It's literally a maze, bro.

00:42:36.520 Whoa.

00:42:37.520 Who won, chat?

00:42:45.940 Bro, it's like a maze.

00:42:47.860 It's literally a maze, bro.

00:42:51.500 Whoa.

00:42:54.380 Look at this.

00:42:56.620 As-salamu alaykum.

00:43:03.240 There's shisha.

00:43:05.060 Shisha.

00:43:07.520 Come buy a scarf.

00:43:09.780 I'm going to buy a scarf.

00:43:13.700 Thank you.

00:43:15.360 Beautiful store.

00:43:17.220 Hi, my friend.

00:43:18.960 Scarf.

00:43:19.940 Good quality.

00:43:22.180 LV, LV.

00:43:23.220 Please, come here.

00:43:24.020 Yes.

00:43:26.480 What's up, man?

00:43:27.580 What's up, man?

00:43:28.300 Can we take photos?

00:43:29.100 Yes, do you have a store?

00:43:30.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:30.760 Where's your store?

00:43:31.660 I'll show you.

00:43:32.640 Do you want a scarf?

00:43:33.960 Yeah, yeah, but do your thing.

00:43:36.060 Snare girl.

00:43:38.320 Well, tell them to take us to our store.

00:43:39.660 They'll give us a good price.

00:43:40.320 Okay.

00:43:41.300 You want to go to the store?

00:43:41.840 Yeah, yeah, they'll give us a good price.

00:43:42.940 Yeah, let's do it.

00:43:43.520 Yeah, I'll give you a good price.

00:43:44.540 Or free for Sniko.

00:43:46.420 Where are you from?

00:43:47.420 Good gift, good gift.

00:43:47.980 I'm Turkish, but I'm not passing you.

00:43:49.400 This is Sniko.

00:43:50.700 There's a go.

00:43:51.300 Sniko who?

00:43:52.160 Huh?

00:43:52.620 This is Sniko.

00:43:53.740 Sniko, very nice.

00:43:55.100 Very nice.

00:43:56.360 Okay, let's go to your store.

00:43:57.380 Nice to meet you.

00:43:58.120 Nice to meet you.

00:43:59.000 Give a good price for Arab.

00:44:00.020 Arab needs to buy something.

00:44:02.400 This is my store, brother.

00:44:03.500 This is your store?

00:44:05.920 Yeah.

00:44:06.560 All right, what are you selling me?

00:44:07.380 What looks good on me, bro?

00:44:08.800 Chains.

00:44:09.280 Dripping me out.

00:44:09.760 Chains?

00:44:10.160 Do you like chains?

00:44:10.600 Dripping me out and iced out.

00:44:12.160 Iced out.

00:44:12.960 Iced out.

00:44:13.340 Imagine me.

00:44:14.020 Hey, look at me.

00:44:15.220 Look at this.

00:44:16.020 Hey, imagine.

00:44:16.980 My name is like, you know what I mean?

00:44:19.100 Sounds like a lot.

00:44:19.800 Like, imagine I'm Lil Arab.

00:44:21.560 Oh, no.

00:44:22.160 You know what I mean?

00:44:23.220 I make you a little baby.

00:44:24.720 Yeah, Lil Arab, Lil Arab.

00:44:26.500 No, no, Lil Arab.

00:44:27.880 Lil Arab.

00:44:28.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:29.620 You have anything bigger?

00:44:31.100 Lil Arab sounds like it's terrible.

00:44:32.160 How much is this?

00:44:33.080 Good price.

00:44:34.160 Cheaper than water, bro.

00:44:35.320 Cheaper than water?

00:44:35.960 Yeah.

00:44:37.300 Money is water, brother.

00:44:38.640 Money is water, brother.

00:44:39.960 This is Turkey.

00:44:40.680 Very cheap.

00:44:41.200 Almost one minute.

00:44:43.040 This is fake diamonds, yeah?

00:44:44.680 No, real.

00:44:45.660 Real.

00:44:45.940 Swarovski.

00:44:46.460 Sneeko, get a pinky ring?

00:44:47.520 Oh, yeah.

00:44:47.840 Swarovski.

00:44:48.680 Oh, yeah.

00:44:49.560 How Luke?

00:44:51.340 Luke.

00:44:52.580 Oh, drip, dog.

00:44:54.460 You got more?

00:44:55.560 Do you have a bigger one?

00:44:56.260 You look like an African in college.

00:44:57.740 Yes, yes.

00:44:58.200 I have more.

00:44:58.720 I need a bigger one.

00:44:59.440 I need to have, like, actual.

00:45:01.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:01.840 Drip me up.

00:45:02.340 Drip me up.

00:45:03.800 Oh, is this for a woman?

00:45:05.800 No, this is unisex.

00:45:06.760 I'm not transgender.

00:45:07.980 Unisex.

00:45:08.860 Unisex is gay.

00:45:10.520 No, no, no.

00:45:11.200 It is.

00:45:13.160 How do I open this?

00:45:15.100 This is like this.

00:45:17.580 Like this.

00:45:18.720 Your head's too big.

00:45:20.640 Brother.

00:45:21.620 No, you can't wear that.

00:45:22.740 That's for women, bro.

00:45:24.240 Brother, how much is this?

00:45:25.760 Good price, brother.

00:45:26.560 Let me see.

00:45:27.000 What is that?

00:45:27.500 She's nice?

00:45:28.140 See what I'm saying?

00:45:28.860 Good price.

00:45:29.280 Best price.

00:45:29.740 I didn't even tell you what the price is.

00:45:31.000 Good price.

00:45:31.360 Best price.

00:45:32.180 Good price.

00:45:32.720 Good price.

00:45:34.500 Chill, bro.

00:45:35.000 I need more drip, dog.

00:45:37.240 I need, like, a thicker one.

00:45:38.640 I think thicker one, we get thinner.

00:45:40.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:41.280 I want to get a pinkie.

00:45:42.460 Thicker one, yeah.

00:45:43.340 How long is that?

00:45:44.160 This?

00:45:44.680 Or a times a thousand, yeah.

00:45:47.780 Bro, this one.

00:45:51.100 Oh, this is what I'm talking about.

00:45:53.520 Yeah, drip me up.

00:45:54.300 Oh, my God.

00:45:54.500 It's like a Thanos right now.

00:45:55.200 Drip me up.

00:45:56.200 What would you like to drink?

00:45:57.000 What can you do for?

00:45:57.720 Maybe not that one.

00:45:58.380 No, no, no drink.

00:45:59.200 No drink.

00:45:59.460 Definitely not this one.

00:45:59.840 No drink.

00:46:00.440 Bro, lemonades?

00:46:01.600 Dates.

00:46:02.800 Dates.

00:46:03.360 Dates.

00:46:03.780 Dates, no.

00:46:04.240 I don't waste.

00:46:07.380 Let's not stay too long so we can go to more stores.

00:46:08.980 Yeah, how long?

00:46:09.440 You got to give me the price so I can see if I'm buying or not.

00:46:11.400 This one, $150.

00:46:12.900 $150 is crazy, bro.

00:46:15.160 Just $150.

00:46:16.440 Yeah, but this is like...

00:46:17.940 This is selling silver, bro.

00:46:19.120 You can get that on Amazon.

00:46:19.920 Drip, I can get this.

00:46:20.620 I can get this on Amazon for $8, but for you, I'll do $15.

00:46:24.680 Bro, impossible.

00:46:25.840 $20.

00:46:26.360 I make it $125.

00:46:29.100 I do $20.

00:46:30.060 I'm not going over $20 for this, for sure.

00:46:31.580 Come on, bro.

00:46:32.320 This one?

00:46:32.960 No, no.

00:46:33.540 Sorry.

00:46:34.380 All right, $22 now.

00:46:35.880 Huh?

00:46:37.220 All right, you give me both of these?

00:46:38.580 You're very kind.

00:46:39.260 You give me both of these for $40.

00:46:41.560 Come on.

00:46:42.460 This, you know how much...

00:46:43.620 Just a second, I will fix this one.

00:46:45.900 You know how much this one's broken, bro.

00:46:47.820 Bro, if you know the cost, you will be crazy.

00:46:50.380 You know the cost?

00:46:52.340 Yes.

00:46:54.640 Bro, $40.

00:46:55.780 I'll take both of them.

00:46:57.640 Bro, how pleasant.

00:46:58.600 This is silver.

00:47:00.420 Silver real things.

00:47:01.640 Look.

00:47:01.780 I'll make it $100.

00:47:05.460 That's not silver.

00:47:06.800 I'll show you.

00:47:07.440 That's not real silver.

00:47:08.460 I'll show you.

00:47:08.920 They're calling you this word scammer.

00:47:12.560 No, no.

00:47:12.840 He's not a scammer.

00:47:13.460 Come on, the scammer.

00:47:14.120 He's a...

00:47:14.660 $40, both of them.

00:47:18.740 Deal or no deal?

00:47:20.220 Are we shaitan in there?

00:47:21.080 We have to leave.

00:47:21.740 We have to move.

00:47:22.700 $80.

00:47:23.640 Yes or no?

00:47:24.200 $80.

00:47:25.040 $45.

00:47:25.440 I'll do $45.

00:47:26.440 I'm not going above $45.

00:47:27.840 $80, please.

00:47:29.060 Don't break my heart.

00:47:30.120 Okay, I'll do $50, but I want a ring as well.

00:47:33.400 Brother, okay, $70.

00:47:35.340 $50, and I want a ring as well.

00:47:36.840 $70.

00:47:37.540 Give me a ring.

00:47:38.100 Show me a nice ring.

00:47:38.940 Okay.

00:47:39.520 I'll show you this one.

00:47:40.340 He loves this one.

00:47:41.020 Yeah, $50.

00:47:41.720 I want both of these.

00:47:43.180 Give me your hand.

00:47:43.940 Yeah, this is drip.

00:47:45.600 Yeah, this is drip.

00:47:46.660 Drip.

00:47:47.000 And then put that on my neck and give me that.

00:47:49.080 $50, yeah?

00:47:50.980 Come on, this will be a scammer.

00:47:52.240 Bro, how about us?

00:47:53.040 Put, put, put.

00:47:53.720 Put, put.

00:47:56.400 I've seen all my...

00:47:57.100 Type the price.

00:47:58.000 Type the price and I'll show him how much you think it should be.

00:48:00.660 Someone said $50, $65.

00:48:02.800 $50, $65?

00:48:03.940 No.

00:48:04.060 Legacy said $80.

00:48:05.000 They're poor.

00:48:05.760 $50, $50.

00:48:06.280 Give charity.

00:48:06.920 $50, $50, $50.

00:48:07.560 No, brother, believe me.

00:48:08.460 Brother, these guys are not poor.

00:48:09.580 These guys are...

00:48:10.260 They've been doing this forever, brother.

00:48:13.940 Check that drip out, chat.

00:48:15.880 $50.

00:48:16.680 They're saying $20, $10.

00:48:18.740 Chat, look at this, chat.

00:48:20.960 No, no, no, no.

00:48:22.060 Chat, why are you doing this?

00:48:24.760 All right, you have change, yeah, for $100?

00:48:27.060 Bro, you want this one?

00:48:28.720 $50 total, all of them.

00:48:29.740 No, no.

00:48:30.220 You said yes.

00:48:31.140 No, possible.

00:48:31.800 How much for the two of them?

00:48:33.360 Two of them.

00:48:33.960 And the ring, $50 total.

00:48:35.780 This is the expensive one, this one.

00:48:37.960 Which one?

00:48:38.380 Okay, so one, two, three, $100.

00:48:40.260 No, no, stop.

00:48:41.760 I want to get out of here, bro.

00:48:42.900 I want all three for $50 or none.

00:48:43.880 This one, $70.

00:48:44.680 This one.

00:48:44.980 None, none, none.

00:48:45.680 This one, $70.

00:48:46.340 It's okay, just take them off.

00:48:47.180 This one's nice.

00:48:47.920 Get this one if you're going to get one.

00:48:49.240 I'm not buying it.

00:48:49.720 I'm buying it for my price, not his price.

00:48:52.400 Bro, come on.

00:48:53.500 I don't say high price.

00:48:55.060 I don't say high price either.

00:48:56.360 Yes.

00:48:56.640 I say low price.

00:48:57.260 You know, my customer, look, I'll show you.

00:49:02.140 It's okay.

00:49:02.720 We got to go, bro.

00:49:03.320 We got to go.

00:49:04.720 Take this.

00:49:05.280 Take this off.

00:49:05.880 Qatar Prince also buying it here.

00:49:07.380 Qatar Prince?

00:49:08.140 Qatar Prince buys from you.

00:49:09.540 Yes.

00:49:10.020 Wow, great.

00:49:12.260 One minute, bro.

00:49:13.740 $50 for all three, no?

00:49:16.600 Brother, this one, if you want, I can give you $60 minimum.

00:49:21.000 Yes or no?

00:49:21.760 This one.

00:49:22.580 He started at $150.

00:49:24.160 Wrap it up.

00:49:24.680 No, let's go.

00:49:25.220 We got to go.

00:49:25.600 Wrap it up.

00:49:26.200 Thank you, bro.

00:49:27.040 Thank you, bro.

00:49:27.980 Quick, quick.

00:49:32.740 You going to buy a fake rollie?

00:49:34.560 My dad just texted me, Arab is fire.

00:49:37.140 Glaze, man.

00:49:37.860 My dad's glazing.

00:49:38.940 You going to buy a fake rollie?

00:49:40.800 Chad, are we getting a fake rollie here?

00:49:42.900 And we can give it away on stream?

00:49:44.700 My friend.

00:49:45.200 You don't want to get me that AP?

00:49:46.420 This Rolex.

00:49:47.060 Chad, should I get a needle?

00:49:47.940 It's a fake AP.

00:49:48.300 Oh, next you want one?

00:49:48.980 You want to clip form it?

00:49:50.400 Okay.

00:49:51.000 Sneakle buys his.

00:49:52.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:52.860 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

00:49:53.960 So everybody knows we're clip arming, but we're going to do the real thing.

00:49:56.360 So you're not going to bargain?

00:49:57.920 I'll buy it, but I'm going to give needles.

00:49:59.560 Sneakle gives his camera an AP.

00:50:01.320 Oh.

00:50:02.120 And no one sees it.

00:50:02.880 Everyone by now watching knows, but nobody else knows.

00:50:04.620 Do you want me to bargain it, or do you want to get scammed $300 for the clip?

00:50:07.140 Let's bargain it.

00:50:07.880 Okay.

00:50:08.640 Yalla.

00:50:09.640 This shop, this shop.

00:50:10.820 Rolex is here.

00:50:12.220 My friend.

00:50:14.360 My friend.

00:50:15.280 We would like to buy Rolex, please.

00:50:17.740 Which one do you want to get him?

00:50:19.560 No, AP, AP.

00:50:20.560 Not AP.

00:50:21.100 This AP.

00:50:21.640 The silver one, silver one.

00:50:22.880 Oh, we have to film.

00:50:24.480 We're buying gifts for our dad.

00:50:25.840 You have shop with camera?

00:50:32.300 No.

00:50:33.160 No shop with camera.

00:50:34.060 Next shop.

00:50:36.160 That's God saying no clip form.

00:50:37.800 They don't want to leak their prices.

00:50:39.400 No clip form.

00:50:41.040 This is beautiful.

00:50:42.300 This is way better than the fake APs, man.

00:50:44.480 Beautiful store.

00:50:45.420 Alhamdulillah.

00:50:46.420 Look at these lighters.

00:50:48.680 Wow.

00:50:50.100 My friend, Rolex?

00:50:51.120 You have Rolex?

00:50:52.880 You have Rolex?

00:50:54.580 Imagine having this in your home.

00:50:56.160 I would not want that in my home.

00:50:57.540 Are you kidding me?

00:50:58.220 On your living room table?

00:50:59.180 What would that do in my living room table?

00:51:01.000 Aura.

00:51:01.840 That's not aura.

00:51:03.000 Are you joking?

00:51:03.880 You're closing any deal, any negotiation that you have.

00:51:08.300 I don't know.

00:51:10.240 I don't even know what it's supposed to hold.

00:51:11.500 Look at the baby on the top.

00:51:13.360 Beautiful.

00:51:13.680 That's beautiful, right?

00:51:15.000 Yeah.

00:51:15.480 Oh, yeah.

00:51:17.600 Okay.

00:51:18.020 You can get that as a gift for Chris.

00:51:20.600 If you answer my text.

00:51:22.240 No, the other Chris.

00:51:23.120 Which one?

00:51:23.720 Oh.

00:51:24.720 Ava.

00:51:25.280 Yeah.

00:51:25.640 Oh, sorry.

00:51:26.760 Sorry.

00:51:27.280 That's my bad.

00:51:29.000 All right.

00:51:29.260 Rolex is here.

00:51:29.800 Which one do you want?

00:51:32.280 Yeah, that box AP, though.

00:51:33.580 That's the one.

00:51:34.680 We can ask him for a box.

00:51:37.780 There's an AP right here.

00:51:38.760 That's also a Patek box, not an AP box.

00:51:40.400 Bro, this is so fake.

00:51:41.600 Zoom into this fake AP right here.

00:51:43.000 That's terrible.

00:51:43.780 My friend.

00:51:45.000 We would like to buy a watch.

00:51:46.440 Oh, okay.

00:51:47.580 Buy.

00:51:48.360 Us.

00:51:49.100 Okay, buy.

00:51:49.680 Can you help?

00:51:50.240 AP?

00:51:50.860 Yes.

00:51:51.300 Yes, I have AP.

00:51:52.040 Okay.

00:51:52.560 Yes, Patek AP.

00:51:53.580 Yes, Patek AP.

00:51:54.200 Go to my showroom, my showroom.

00:51:55.200 Yes, your showroom.

00:51:56.020 Let's go.

00:51:56.520 Bring showroom.

00:51:57.620 Follow.

00:51:59.800 Yallah, yes.

00:52:02.340 Okay, showroom.

00:52:03.880 Yes.

00:52:04.660 What's your name?

00:52:05.620 My name is Murat.

00:52:06.460 Big about showroom.

00:52:07.920 He's not...

00:52:08.360 This guy doesn't hear him.

00:52:11.900 He's like pressing his stomach up into the wall.

00:52:14.960 He's getting the AC.

00:52:17.020 Which brand do you want, bro?

00:52:18.440 AP.

00:52:18.820 AP.

00:52:19.120 AP.

00:52:19.360 AP.

00:52:19.720 You can pick one window.

00:52:23.320 Do you have a box?

00:52:24.080 Do you have a box for it?

00:52:24.840 That's all for you.

00:52:25.600 It's not their own box, but just the regular simple business.

00:52:28.520 I need an AP box.

00:52:29.440 AP box?

00:52:31.520 AP.

00:52:32.360 Spicy.

00:52:34.380 I think he doesn't...

00:52:35.120 He has only one just for display.

00:52:36.980 I don't know where.

00:52:38.360 Are you okay?

00:52:39.400 No box.

00:52:41.360 You know him?

00:52:42.260 Patek box?

00:52:43.200 No.

00:52:44.220 You have no AP box, my friend?

00:52:46.660 AP.

00:52:47.220 AP box.

00:52:47.700 Yes, yes, yes.

00:52:48.540 Okay.

00:52:48.860 We would like to buy.

00:52:49.900 No problem.

00:52:50.940 Okay, good.

00:52:52.440 No problem.

00:52:53.160 No problem.

00:52:53.500 No problem.

00:52:54.360 No problem.

00:52:54.980 No problem.

00:52:55.320 Oh, he said that box up there, like the black box.

00:53:01.060 You want that black box?

00:53:02.920 You want it to be a fresh AP box?

00:53:04.060 It's got to be the AP box.

00:53:06.060 They had it in the other store, but he's being scary.

00:53:07.680 We can go find another store then.

00:53:09.340 Yeah.

00:53:09.760 There's a thousand of them.

00:53:11.020 Are you Albanian?

00:53:12.700 You're Albanian?

00:53:13.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:14.220 No, no.

00:53:14.500 Where are you from?

00:53:15.060 I'm from Turkish.

00:53:16.100 Oh, okay.

00:53:16.720 Nasosan.

00:53:17.140 Yes.

00:53:17.500 Jose Mourinho.

00:53:21.400 Yeah, Mourinho.

00:53:21.680 Yes, yes.

00:53:22.300 Very big boss.

00:53:22.900 Galatasaray, no.

00:53:23.820 Fucking Galatasaray.

00:53:24.720 Fuck.

00:53:25.140 Fuck.

00:53:26.220 Bye, bro.

00:53:28.500 Bye.

00:53:32.440 Okay, it's closing soon.

00:53:33.460 We got to, we didn't even buy, no, all we bought was a jersey.

00:53:37.740 My dad wants a carpet.

00:53:39.100 Okay.

00:53:39.640 My dad wants a rug and he said, get it shipped.

00:53:41.680 He always asks me to do the most.

00:53:42.840 I'm here, like, maximizing my time and I got to go to a fucking post office for.

00:53:46.060 Your dad wants you to carry a rug.

00:53:47.620 Oh, my dad, like, gave birth to me and now I need to get him a gift.

00:53:50.260 Like, unbelievable, bro.

00:53:51.420 Just buy it tomorrow.

00:53:52.160 Well, if I get one of the small ones, then.

00:53:53.620 Buy it tomorrow.

00:53:54.100 You come back before it's closed.

00:53:55.400 You're staying tomorrow.

00:53:56.100 Bro, I have, I need to maximize, I need to monetize every second.

00:54:01.200 Okay.

00:54:01.980 But I'll get one of these small ones for him.

00:54:04.080 Okay, Papa.

00:54:05.000 Okay, Chad, tell me which one you think is good.

00:54:06.480 A small one that I could, or actually there might be some good ones here.

00:54:10.900 Salaamu Alaikum.

00:54:12.700 Oh, you're closed.

00:54:13.820 Can I still buy one of these?

00:54:16.060 Your clothes?

00:54:19.120 This whole family's in there.

00:54:20.960 Oh, really?

00:54:21.580 Yeah.

00:54:22.280 They're hiding behind the rugs?

00:54:23.600 Yeah.

00:54:24.960 There's, like, there's, like, six daughters in there.

00:54:28.580 Hello.

00:54:28.940 Hello.

00:54:31.700 Bro, duffel bag.

00:54:32.740 LV duffel bag.

00:54:33.440 How much?

00:54:34.860 This one.

00:54:36.620 Yeah.

00:54:37.080 2,000 lira.

00:54:37.840 2,000 lira?

00:54:38.640 Yeah, it's a good product.

00:54:39.840 Brother, 2,000 lira is $40.

00:54:41.680 Yeah, like.

00:54:42.320 No, it's more than $40.

00:54:44.280 Like, $70.

00:54:45.060 I need a backpack.

00:54:46.180 Wall of my backpack ripped in the airport.

00:54:47.440 $70.

00:54:47.460 Can you do it for $20?

00:54:51.300 Can I see it?

00:54:52.160 You think my laptop could fit in here?

00:54:54.980 Yeah.

00:54:55.380 Yeah, it's bigger than the one we have now.

00:54:56.800 It is?

00:54:57.280 Yeah, definitely.

00:54:57.800 This is real leather.

00:54:58.840 This is really small.

00:54:59.820 This is real leather?

00:55:00.880 Yeah.

00:55:01.220 You can compare this one.

00:55:02.660 This one, you can see the thing there.

00:55:04.540 Where are you from?

00:55:04.960 Brother, what's your best price you can do?

00:55:06.120 Nassilson.

00:55:08.120 How much for this?

00:55:09.140 Your last price is $50?

00:55:10.400 Yeah.

00:55:10.540 How much should I have a dollar?

00:55:13.420 You can't do $25?

00:55:15.500 $280 for this?

00:55:16.400 All right, bro.

00:55:18.080 Come on.

00:55:19.160 No, it's got like rips and stuff.

00:55:24.160 Cheap on how much?

00:55:24.860 Yeah, I know.

00:55:25.500 Exactly.

00:55:25.960 That's why.

00:55:26.500 Oh, $30?

00:55:26.920 That's why I do.

00:55:27.580 I want it for less than $25, but I'll do for $25.

00:55:30.980 That one looks better to me.

00:55:31.940 Yeah, but there's like, look, you have all these.

00:55:40.780 I'll do $25.

00:55:41.560 Yeah, I don't care about the name.

00:55:42.540 I just need a backpack.

00:55:44.800 You can get this one.

00:55:46.280 Much better.

00:55:47.200 But it might rip.

00:55:49.320 Yeah, it'll rip in like a few days, but you can use it.

00:55:50.940 He's saying this one's real.

00:55:52.400 Not real.

00:55:53.540 It's a real leather.

00:55:55.120 Brother, how much is this one?

00:55:57.200 $280.

00:55:58.400 $280.

00:55:59.180 Okay, lock in, Aram.

00:55:59.960 Dollars.

00:56:00.480 Lock in.

00:56:01.940 Lock in, Aram.

00:56:03.320 Come on, bro.

00:56:03.720 What's your best price?

00:56:04.440 Like friend price.

00:56:05.620 First time.

00:56:06.820 First time in Istanbul.

00:56:07.640 First time in Turkey.

00:56:08.220 We're buying gifts.

00:56:09.020 We want good hospitality.

00:56:10.740 What's your best price?

00:56:12.480 $2 inside if you want a price.

00:56:15.160 Maybe you'd like some of those.

00:56:16.440 Ah, you see the funnel?

00:56:18.440 All right.

00:56:20.400 No, I'm mainly looking just for this backpack for my friend.

00:56:22.760 Only this one?

00:56:23.580 Yeah.

00:56:23.920 I do need it.

00:56:24.580 He has a backpack and it broke, so he needs a new backpack.

00:56:27.160 What do you think, for example?

00:56:28.720 I honestly wanted to buy that duffel bag outside for $25, but your guy's giving me some issues.

00:56:34.500 You're closing, you know, it's the last sale of the day.

00:56:37.900 Give us like a nice price, like $30 for this, bro.

00:56:41.240 If you can't find $30, bring me.

00:56:43.420 I buy $100.

00:56:43.720 Well, maybe I can't.

00:56:44.660 Maybe I can't.

00:56:45.460 Okay.

00:56:45.680 But I'm asking you for a better price than $2.80.

00:56:47.620 $2.80 is too much.

00:56:48.580 Brother, impossible.

00:56:49.480 We are too far.

00:56:50.300 $2.80 is too much, bro.

00:56:51.280 Come on, do something for me.

00:56:52.200 For that quality, not too much.

00:56:54.160 $50 US cash.

00:56:55.900 I'm sorry.

00:56:56.720 I have cash right now.

00:56:58.340 It's all right.

00:56:59.680 He's been a tough guy.

00:57:00.680 This is the best quality LV bag.

00:57:03.540 Brother, I trust my quality.

00:57:05.300 That's why I can do that.

00:57:06.320 Okay, bro.

00:57:06.640 I actually want to buy it, though.

00:57:07.460 Can you negotiate a little more or are we walking on?

00:57:08.880 He's not negotiating at all.

00:57:09.960 We are too far.

00:57:10.960 Too far?

00:57:11.520 He's staying at $2.80.

00:57:12.880 He's not even budging.

00:57:13.540 He's going to lose your time and you don't do it.

00:57:15.020 Okay.

00:57:15.480 He's not even budging.

00:57:16.140 I'm in a rush.

00:57:16.940 Can I pay $200?

00:57:17.700 Go.

00:57:18.220 Sneeko.

00:57:18.720 $250 right now.

00:57:19.620 Sneeko, there's no way you just said $200 for this.

00:57:22.680 Brother, you can't even need a lot of cash.

00:57:23.920 You said buy a Samsonite full proper backpack for $200 and you're buying this for $200.

00:57:30.620 You don't go over $50 for this, bro.

00:57:32.240 Brother, bring me $50.

00:57:33.700 I buy $100 right now.

00:57:34.420 I'm not going to bring you.

00:57:35.220 I got to go buy my own one.

00:57:36.460 Why would I bring you?

00:57:37.340 Where do you find $50?

00:57:38.720 Come on.

00:57:40.120 They're saying scam, scam, scam.

00:57:41.760 Let's go.

00:57:42.140 We can make this price.

00:57:42.980 That's impossible.

00:57:44.140 I was about to buy this duffel bag.

00:57:45.300 Everyone, they're saying $60.

00:57:46.760 $60.

00:57:47.380 Where's $60, bro?

00:57:48.660 Come on.

00:57:49.400 $50, $20.

00:57:50.040 The plastic one is $50.

00:57:51.020 This is live right now.

00:57:51.820 Look at what they're saying.

00:57:53.620 Bro, did you find $60?

00:57:56.700 Thank you.

00:57:56.980 Cheers, bro.

00:57:59.420 Yeah, you're good.

00:58:00.140 When he comes out, just get for it.

00:58:01.040 You're going to say I'm getting scammed, but I kind of just need a backpack quickly.

00:58:04.100 $50.

00:58:04.440 You give me $50 back.

00:58:06.220 Brother, bring me the same one.

00:58:08.400 I give you $100.

00:58:08.740 It's your last sale today and you make profit, bro.

00:58:10.740 Excuse me, bro.

00:58:11.360 You're going to make $20 profit anyway.

00:58:12.680 I'm sorry, bro.

00:58:13.980 We're getting scammed out here, bro.

00:58:15.220 It's because of the camera, bro.

00:58:15.920 It's because of the camera.

00:58:16.800 They don't want to leak their prices on camera.

00:58:18.400 It's him.

00:58:18.720 I don't know.

00:58:19.560 Huh?

00:58:19.940 I don't know who is you.

00:58:21.100 Oh, that costs money to ask.

00:58:22.160 I'm an American diplomat, politician.

00:58:23.920 Can I see your account?

00:58:25.460 Only if you give us $50.

00:58:26.800 The Zionists ban me everywhere.

00:58:27.860 $50 bag.

00:58:28.400 You give me $50 US dollars back.

00:58:29.740 Believe me, I can't.

00:58:30.680 If I can, why I don't want to sell to you?

00:58:32.520 Because you can, but because you don't want to sell online because they'll know what your price is.

00:58:35.900 Yeah, why not?

00:58:36.660 Okay, $10 to follow me.

00:58:39.560 I'm banned on Instagram.

00:58:40.860 Wallah, I'm banned on Instagram.

00:58:41.760 I'm banned on, because the Zionists is real, ban me.

00:58:43.960 Brother, $10, you can't eat kebab, you know?

00:58:46.780 Kebab?

00:58:47.500 That's worth a follow for me.

00:58:48.680 I'm very interesting.

00:58:51.500 Okay.

00:58:52.720 You get the plastic one, it's much better for you.

00:58:54.940 Plastic one's better for me?

00:58:56.180 Yeah.

00:58:56.660 You think I'm a brokey?

00:58:57.860 No, but you don't want to spend...

00:59:00.320 But you're not even budging on price.

00:59:01.840 You say $280 and you stay $280.

00:59:02.640 $280 is crazy.

00:59:04.040 Brother.

00:59:04.800 Brother, real Louis Vuitton bag.

00:59:06.280 $200 right now if you want.

00:59:07.940 You said $200.

00:59:09.920 Be honest.

00:59:10.860 $100 right now.

00:59:12.060 He said $200.

00:59:13.080 Yeah, but he's stupid.

00:59:14.420 Whoa.

00:59:14.940 He looks very clean.

00:59:16.520 I look very smart to him.

00:59:17.940 $100.

00:59:18.640 He got kidnapped in $80.

00:59:19.720 It's crazy.

00:59:19.900 I'm not going above this.

00:59:21.620 I'm 100% not going above it.

00:59:23.060 Let's go, bro.

00:59:23.980 We can literally find one here, sneak on it, and get it for $60.

00:59:26.880 I can't pay $200.

00:59:29.260 You want to follow me on Rumble?

00:59:31.280 Show me.

00:59:33.160 You live now on YouTube?

00:59:35.360 I'm banned on YouTube.

00:59:36.680 YouTube?

00:59:37.380 Okay.

00:59:37.620 No, no, no, no.

00:59:38.340 I told you, Israel banned me everywhere.

00:59:40.460 Okay.

00:59:40.820 They allow trainees, pedophiles like Chris, but they ban people like me.

00:59:44.020 I just want to watch it.

00:59:45.300 I'm banned...

00:59:45.940 Bro, wallahi, I'm banned on Instagram.

00:59:47.460 Him, enemy of Israel.

00:59:48.800 Do you have Twitter?

00:59:49.560 Twitter?

00:59:51.780 What store?

00:59:52.940 You don't have Twitter.

00:59:54.140 Twitter?

00:59:54.760 Twitter?

00:59:55.320 Yes.

00:59:55.680 I don't have Twitter.

00:59:56.680 Only Instagram.

00:59:57.580 Yeah.

00:59:57.760 Well, uh...

01:00:00.020 Wait, these are nice chess boards, actually.

01:00:02.760 It's fine.

01:00:03.100 We'll see you soon.

01:00:03.980 Yeah, this is a nice chess set.

01:00:06.120 That's a good gift.

01:00:07.800 This is good.

01:00:08.580 This is good.

01:00:09.760 How much for this?

01:00:13.940 Okay, one...

01:00:15.140 I need a backpack, bro.

01:00:16.540 See, this is annoying because you negotiate too much.

01:00:18.180 Like, it's convenience.

01:00:19.000 I need to get...

01:00:19.580 Spend $200, bro.

01:00:20.560 Enjoy it.

01:00:21.020 Just Sneeko.

01:00:22.260 Sneeko.

01:00:22.660 S-N-E, Sneeko.

01:00:24.380 Sneeko.

01:00:24.760 It's going to be like $200 on a fake LB backpack.

01:00:28.160 Because the salesman won.

01:00:32.600 Sneeko's losing right now.

01:00:35.200 Do it, do it.

01:00:35.840 Buy your backpack for $200.

01:00:37.060 Do it, do it.

01:00:37.600 No, no, enjoy it.

01:00:38.360 Do it.

01:00:39.060 It's your money.

01:00:39.580 Yeah, it's you.

01:00:40.480 Sneeko.

01:00:41.440 Sneeko, yes.

01:00:41.980 Follow Sneeko.

01:00:43.080 Well, you need to make an account.

01:00:45.760 Okay, um...

01:00:47.480 I got a cheap bag.

01:00:48.160 I need a bag.

01:00:48.740 How much for the Prada bag?

01:00:50.580 $50.

01:00:52.900 Bro, you think we made a gift?

01:00:55.200 Come on.

01:00:56.520 We also spent a lot of money.

01:00:58.280 We rent here.

01:00:59.260 Okay, I'll get this for...

01:01:01.060 Arab, can you give me this?

01:01:02.020 No, you got it.

01:01:02.620 I don't want to talk negotiation with him.

01:01:04.320 I like his negotiation.

01:01:06.140 How much for Prada...

01:01:06.660 I need a bag before we go.

01:01:07.740 We're spending too much time here.

01:01:09.040 This guy's not budging.

01:01:10.060 We got to go to a different shop,

01:01:10.940 like I've been telling you.

01:01:11.600 We've been going to different shops all day.

01:01:12.920 Nice to meet you.

01:01:13.600 I like these chess sets, too.

01:01:14.980 There's so much good stuff here, bro.

01:01:16.100 These chess sets are sick.

01:01:17.780 I told you.

01:01:18.320 I told Sneeko that Bazaar needs more than an hour.

01:01:20.260 He goes, no, trust me, 30 minutes.

01:01:21.480 I can't do it.

01:01:21.840 I can't do it.

01:01:22.520 My friend.

01:01:23.340 I like this a lot of that bar.

01:01:24.100 You want to buy a chess set?

01:01:25.220 Oh, is this a Muslim versus Christian set?

01:01:27.100 You only sell chess sets.

01:01:28.220 Are these Muslims?

01:01:29.660 Is this?

01:01:30.080 Perfect.

01:01:31.780 Is this a Muslim?

01:01:32.760 Muslim versus Christians.

01:01:36.520 How much for this?

01:01:38.160 8,500.

01:01:39.360 How much US?

01:01:40.320 8,500 is 250 US.

01:01:43.440 Take it away.

01:01:45.520 Just like that.

01:01:47.780 I have something smaller.

01:01:49.280 Just off the bat, just this one.

01:01:51.640 Come on, bro.

01:01:52.540 Just make it easy sale.

01:01:53.880 Here we go.

01:01:54.780 Last purchase of the day.

01:01:55.960 This is hard, bro.

01:01:57.840 This is love speech right here on this board.

01:01:59.440 This is all we got, and he wants that one.

01:02:00.880 And then a couple of Jews and Druze sprinkled in.

01:02:04.460 No, but he wants the Ottoman.

01:02:05.840 This is too big for travel.

01:02:08.340 Too big for travel?

01:02:09.180 No, it's not.

01:02:09.540 I have a suitcase.

01:02:10.660 This is smaller, holdable board, easy to carry.

01:02:12.920 I'm a big man.

01:02:13.580 I need big board.

01:02:14.240 You don't have money.

01:02:15.100 This is the problem.

01:02:15.640 I don't have money.

01:02:16.680 Oh!

01:02:17.480 $100.

01:02:18.620 What's the best price you can do?

01:02:21.800 Bro, give me something for this.

01:02:23.040 For other ones.

01:02:23.720 Ottoman.

01:02:24.160 That one.

01:02:24.720 This is okay.

01:02:25.700 Small one.

01:02:26.140 How much is this one?

01:02:27.540 No, it's more expensive.

01:02:28.740 Yeah, but how much?

01:02:29.380 Turkish.

01:02:29.720 I don't have something for one.

01:02:30.880 Just this small one.

01:02:31.800 How much cash are you on there?

01:02:33.060 30 bucks?

01:02:34.060 Yeah, I have like 30 bucks.

01:02:35.260 Can you do 130 for the Ottoman?

01:02:38.220 Let me look better.

01:02:39.680 $250 first price.

01:02:40.960 $200.

01:02:43.340 Better.

01:02:43.960 It's really.

01:02:44.680 I'm not selling fake bag right now.

01:02:46.320 Yeah, you're right.

01:02:46.840 It's not fake bag.

01:02:47.580 You're right.

01:02:47.780 Okay, I'm selling something special.

01:02:48.780 You're right, you're right, you're right.

01:02:49.560 All hand-painted and really good.

01:02:52.860 Can we see this?

01:02:53.740 Can we bring this in?

01:02:54.420 I have a special pack.

01:02:55.460 Can we open this?

01:02:56.260 Yes, I'll show you.

01:02:58.040 This is actually sick.

01:02:58.960 I'll give you that one.

01:03:00.880 What a gift.

01:03:02.800 There's 32 pieces.

01:03:04.300 One made figures.

01:03:05.080 Really difficult to make.

01:03:07.760 One cost big, but really nice.

01:03:10.100 Perfect.

01:03:12.180 So what is this?

01:03:12.900 This is a pawn?

01:03:14.020 Yes.

01:03:14.600 Pawns.

01:03:15.220 See, the thing with these boards, though,

01:03:16.520 is that when you get the decorated board,

01:03:17.800 it's really hard to know what the pieces are.

01:03:19.100 I would show you how many of them are.

01:03:19.720 But I would think it's good for decoration.

01:03:24.900 Can you do 150?

01:03:26.740 Just say yes.

01:03:27.540 Don't, come on.

01:03:28.060 Go easy on us.

01:03:28.640 I don't know.

01:03:30.140 Let me do 180.

01:03:31.360 Everybody will do it.

01:03:32.280 That's it.

01:03:32.840 Done, done, done, done.

01:03:33.760 No.

01:03:33.880 180, done.

01:03:34.360 No, no.

01:03:34.920 Done.

01:03:35.320 No, no, no, no.

01:03:36.040 Done.

01:03:36.440 Done, done, done, done, done, done, done.

01:03:39.520 See, sometimes it's the time opportunity cost.

01:03:41.760 Like, when you invest too much time,

01:03:42.780 it's not even worth the money.

01:03:43.340 You literally lost money by doing too much time.

01:03:45.260 It's not about that.

01:03:45.800 It's about the percentage drop-off for the viral clip.

01:03:50.220 Right now, you only got 24% off.

01:03:52.260 It's just not going to go viral.

01:03:53.980 Oh, bargaining.

01:03:55.760 I'm banned on Instagram.

01:03:56.740 Wallah.

01:03:57.600 I'm banned on Instagram.

01:03:58.580 Oh, my God.

01:03:59.300 Nice to meet you.

01:04:00.080 I recognize you.

01:04:01.040 Where are you from?

01:04:01.660 San Diego.

01:04:02.360 San Diego?

01:04:02.820 San Diego?

01:04:03.380 American guy.

01:04:04.400 What's up, man?

01:04:05.260 Yeah.

01:04:05.700 I know this guy.

01:04:06.580 What's up, dude?

01:04:08.180 How much do you think this chessboard's cost?

01:04:11.180 Right now, how much do you think?

01:04:12.380 Like, $50.

01:04:13.140 $50?

01:04:14.080 I'm getting scammed.

01:04:15.080 No, no, no.

01:04:15.520 You know what?

01:04:16.340 I can't do it.

01:04:16.940 I can't do it.

01:04:17.860 I can't do it.

01:04:19.040 I can't do it.

01:04:20.280 You know what?

01:04:20.900 You saved me, bro.

01:04:21.680 Thank you.

01:04:22.300 What's your name?

01:04:23.300 Diego.

01:04:23.840 Diego.

01:04:24.300 From San Diego.

01:04:25.300 Come on.

01:04:26.360 Yeah, I can't do it.

01:04:27.320 It's too much.

01:04:27.820 Bro, he says it looks like $50.

01:04:29.520 Hey, wait, wait.

01:04:30.120 Stop, stop, stop.

01:04:31.160 Let's do a double deal here.

01:04:35.540 Both of them.

01:04:37.040 $180.

01:04:38.020 Can you give us both of these?

01:04:40.360 I can.

01:04:40.880 It's a bigger size.

01:04:41.920 I'm a little higher.

01:04:42.840 Both of them for $300.

01:04:44.120 Oh, this board's fine.

01:04:45.300 See, this is a good board.

01:04:47.000 This is actually kind of ugly with the green.

01:04:48.660 Like, I can't lie.

01:04:49.220 The color scheme is not that great.

01:04:50.880 But I like it for the Aura.

01:04:53.000 Brother, both of these for $350.

01:04:54.640 Sorry.

01:04:55.960 Good luck, though.

01:04:56.580 Yes or no?

01:04:57.100 Okay, let me do this.

01:04:57.760 Nice to meet you.

01:04:58.840 Two boards, $350.

01:04:59.980 Three plus $180, $480, $450.

01:05:02.360 $350, $350.

01:05:03.960 It's a double price.

01:05:05.360 But double size.

01:05:06.240 Look at that.

01:05:06.460 Yeah, but we're getting two boards.

01:05:08.960 I think I need to get this.

01:05:10.360 Is this one that was in the window?

01:05:11.160 I don't need to test board that bad.

01:05:14.320 Let's look at the window one again.

01:05:15.380 That's the one that was on the window.

01:05:16.880 With the green board?

01:05:18.260 Back up, back up.

01:05:18.640 Are you buying this or no?

01:05:19.480 Hold on, hold on.

01:05:20.720 He's packing it.

01:05:21.840 No, no, no.

01:05:22.260 I'm not buying that.

01:05:22.720 He doesn't want to buy it.

01:05:23.320 He's not buying this.

01:05:24.180 Why?

01:05:25.400 Because he liked other boards.

01:05:28.500 Yeah, this color scheme is better, isn't it?

01:05:31.500 What's the best price you can do?

01:05:32.480 That other one was too clashing.

01:05:33.460 Actually, I think this is the best one.

01:05:34.940 Go easy on me.

01:05:38.440 This one right here.

01:05:39.760 This is bigger size, brother.

01:05:40.860 Double size.

01:05:41.600 This is double size?

01:05:42.460 Yeah, double size.

01:05:44.220 $350 for a year.

01:05:46.180 See, that's not how deals work.

01:05:47.700 Double size means you give a discount.

01:05:49.700 60% more.

01:05:51.420 You know yearly subscription?

01:05:53.840 Yearly subscription, they give you 40% and 50% off.

01:05:58.500 Bro, these chess boards are fucking sick.

01:06:00.460 Do you have this, but small?

01:06:06.800 Wait a minute.

01:06:10.200 Dog.

01:06:12.080 These are the sickest fucking chess boards of yours.

01:06:14.140 I know, right?

01:06:14.840 I know.

01:06:16.160 I know.

01:06:16.960 This is exactly the same set and small.

01:06:19.780 Okay, yeah, yeah.

01:06:20.940 Same price here.

01:06:21.860 This is better than the other one.

01:06:23.200 Okay, $180.

01:06:24.000 Yeah.

01:06:24.260 So you give us both of these for $350.

01:06:26.060 This is brother.

01:06:26.920 This is really costly.

01:06:27.700 Yeah, that one $200 and this one $180.

01:06:32.260 No, no, no.

01:06:32.540 It is $300.

01:06:33.520 It is $180.

01:06:35.100 $480.

01:06:36.460 $450 for a year.

01:06:37.680 You're giving me $30 off for buying two boards?

01:06:40.440 No.

01:06:40.980 It's not first price.

01:06:42.060 I do better than this before.

01:06:43.560 I said $250.

01:06:45.180 I said $250 for a year.

01:06:46.660 Bro, you're a funny guy.

01:06:47.860 I'm buying this one.

01:06:48.600 Have you ever tried stand-up comedy?

01:06:50.560 No.

01:06:51.080 You're good.

01:06:52.600 $200.

01:06:53.180 $200.

01:06:53.400 Just give me $200 flat US dollars.

01:06:55.580 I don't know.

01:06:56.040 I paid more than this for guys.

01:06:57.680 No, you didn't.

01:06:59.220 I believe him.

01:07:00.040 I believe his face.

01:07:01.180 Am I getting scammed?

01:07:01.880 You can't believe his face, bro.

01:07:03.260 I know.

01:07:03.540 They do this for a living.

01:07:04.880 Since he was six, he's been selling.

01:07:07.100 You're a funny guy.

01:07:07.800 I want to deal with you.

01:07:08.880 Excuse me.

01:07:09.240 Let me do $400 for this thing, okay?

01:07:11.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:11.760 I want just $220 for this one.

01:07:14.420 Better than me.

01:07:15.240 $220 for this one.

01:07:16.000 I'll do $220 for this one.

01:07:17.000 Okay.

01:07:17.380 Oh.

01:07:19.100 All right.

01:07:19.420 Why do you...

01:07:19.980 He got such a good deal.

01:07:20.760 That boy looks way better than mine.

01:07:22.140 Because I used your deal to up my deal.

01:07:25.200 What the...

01:07:25.640 You just used me?

01:07:26.660 Yeah, I just used you.

01:07:27.660 I thought you were my friend.

01:07:28.700 I am your friend.

01:07:29.960 Friends use each other for a great thing.

01:07:31.260 It's like, for example, if I have a girl, am I manipulating her by using her to raise

01:07:35.460 my children?

01:07:36.020 Not really.

01:07:37.120 You use me?

01:07:37.940 Yeah, I've been saying this for nonstop.

01:07:39.220 You don't ever have said it.

01:07:39.860 Like, you're supposed to have useful people around.

01:07:41.520 Exactly.

01:07:42.100 They get really offended.

01:07:43.020 Neon specifically is like, you're using...

01:07:44.500 Like, this is what you're supposed to do.

01:07:45.820 Right?

01:07:46.740 Bro, you have a good package for this?

01:07:48.120 I will.

01:07:48.660 Yeah?

01:07:49.400 Sponge pack and easy to pay.

01:07:51.520 Sick ass chess board.

01:07:52.680 Yeah, no, it's just sick.

01:07:53.580 I'm only going to learn chess because of this chess board.

01:07:55.680 You don't even know how to play chess.

01:07:56.700 No idea how to play chess.

01:07:57.880 Bro, you can't...

01:07:58.600 Used co.

01:08:01.880 Okay.

01:08:05.440 Tommy, what's going on, man?

01:08:06.500 Keep up the edits, man.

01:08:07.140 I appreciate you.

01:08:07.580 See, you can flash my money everywhere

01:08:13.080 because I have omar.

01:08:14.200 Brother, look at this.

01:08:15.300 This is my business card.

01:08:16.580 I have to send some.

01:08:17.540 She knows.

01:08:18.080 I'll be happy.

01:08:19.220 Bro, last time I worked with a Turkish guy,

01:08:21.560 I bought some of them

01:08:22.920 and he never shipped me what I wanted.

01:08:29.020 I'm happy with this.

01:08:30.040 These chess boards are majestic.

01:08:31.300 I know.

01:08:31.620 This is some of the best I've seen in LA.

01:08:33.920 Sorry.

01:08:34.640 There's, like, other Muslim stuff here, too.

01:08:35.960 Do you see this?

01:08:38.520 Should I grift this on my wall?

01:08:40.900 My friend.

01:08:44.120 Give me a table you have for $30

01:08:46.060 so I make it $250.

01:08:49.240 No, you pick me.

01:08:49.820 You show me.

01:08:50.280 You show me.

01:08:50.920 What is this?

01:08:52.080 Muslims, what surah is this?

01:08:55.200 Do you know what surah is this?

01:08:56.260 Bring here.

01:08:56.300 Bring here.

01:08:57.660 Yes.

01:08:58.460 Yes?

01:09:00.500 He has no idea what I said.

01:09:02.480 I'll throw this in for $200

01:09:03.520 if I get this for $20

01:09:04.620 because I have...

01:09:06.320 I'll get this for $20.

01:09:06.980 I'll probably give it to you for $10.

01:09:10.080 My friend, how much is this one?

01:09:13.740 I'm going to be $41.

01:09:15.200 $2,300.

01:09:16.560 Take it.

01:09:17.280 Holy...

01:09:17.720 What is that?

01:09:18.860 This is Mother of Pearl.

01:09:19.960 A lot.

01:09:20.320 $70.

01:09:20.700 I made it from C-Shift.

01:09:22.980 Look at this.

01:09:23.800 Okay, so this and the chessboard.

01:09:25.520 I'll put it together.

01:09:26.240 I'll give you $200.

01:09:27.380 Oh, you want to buy one too?

01:09:28.340 No, no.

01:09:28.640 I'm getting my chessboard,

01:09:29.660 but this plus the chessboard, $200.

01:09:32.020 So no change.

01:09:32.700 Which one is yours?

01:09:33.820 Small or big one?

01:09:34.800 Mine's the small one.

01:09:35.760 The tiny, tiny one.

01:09:36.580 It was $180.

01:09:37.780 You just spending $20 for that?

01:09:39.660 Well, it's a bundle deal.

01:09:40.600 Come on, man.

01:09:41.400 That's a bundle deal.

01:09:41.920 That's a good deal.

01:09:43.200 For you, a good deal.

01:09:44.400 That's wrong.

01:09:44.820 That's a good deal for you too.

01:09:45.820 For religion.

01:09:46.340 For religion.

01:09:46.580 No, you get two and one.

01:09:47.940 I pay more than this for you.

01:09:49.800 Give us $50 more video.

01:09:52.260 $30, $30.

01:09:52.940 $30.

01:09:53.480 What I told you, $180.

01:09:55.080 You told me $150 for that.

01:09:56.320 So this is...

01:09:56.840 No $150.

01:09:57.340 $180.

01:09:58.440 I thought it was $150.

01:09:59.820 Come on, man.

01:10:00.400 I said $180.

01:10:00.560 I said $180.

01:10:01.400 He said $150.

01:10:02.400 I said $180.

01:10:02.760 I said $180.

01:10:04.040 You can't go back down after.

01:10:05.940 That's the thing about bargaining.

01:10:07.540 Okay, so $200 together.

01:10:09.160 This is small.

01:10:10.120 There's a bigger...

01:10:10.800 I picked a small one for the small...

01:10:12.020 It's not about size.

01:10:12.780 It's not about size.

01:10:13.320 Oh, it's about size with the chessboard, but not this?

01:10:15.080 Every detail is handmade.

01:10:16.620 What surah is this?

01:10:19.200 It's some praying.

01:10:20.660 Which one?

01:10:21.640 Fatiha?

01:10:22.320 No, Fatiha.

01:10:23.040 This is more longer.

01:10:24.560 This is very short.

01:10:25.880 It's not short.

01:10:26.960 Can you read that?

01:10:28.260 I can't read Arabic.

01:10:29.480 I can't read Arabic.

01:10:30.340 I'm American.

01:10:30.620 How much for this one?

01:10:31.760 Chad, which one is it?

01:10:32.980 $800.

01:10:34.260 This is inmate Maduro.

01:10:35.600 Turkey scams.

01:10:36.240 They're all saying we're...

01:10:36.920 Bro, they're all saying we're getting scammed.

01:10:38.820 Scam, scam, scam.

01:10:40.260 These Turks are scamming you.

01:10:41.920 $800 US?

01:10:43.320 And this is what?

01:10:45.000 This is a cheap one, I told you.

01:10:46.420 $60 and up a day.

01:10:48.640 Same size, same game, but different type of furniture.

01:10:51.840 This is plastic board.

01:10:53.260 This is real handy.

01:10:54.980 Bro, how much did I buy the chessboard for?

01:10:57.820 $400 for this?

01:10:59.080 No.

01:10:59.540 Oh, yeah.

01:11:00.040 The chessboard, though.

01:11:01.060 Yeah, looking back, this is mid.

01:11:02.980 The chessboard you give me for how much?

01:11:05.100 $400.

01:11:05.700 Let's see.

01:11:06.960 Okay, no more scams.

01:11:07.860 Just get out of here.

01:11:08.120 But mine, my chessboard, the big one.

01:11:10.500 $220.

01:11:11.040 Yeah, $220.

01:11:12.360 Add this on for $400 total.

01:11:15.900 Buy it or leave it, stop dragging.

01:11:17.000 I know, I know.

01:11:17.520 This is not bargaining, brother.

01:11:18.880 You want something free from me.

01:11:20.380 You're not getting scammed.

01:11:21.240 Just pay the money and leave.

01:11:21.980 I don't want something free.

01:11:22.780 Really, I pay money for them.

01:11:24.480 Nobody wants free, okay?

01:11:25.980 If I take it free, I can't do it.

01:11:27.300 I know, I'm paying for the chessboard, but I'm just saying I wanted that Sura.

01:11:32.320 How much is this one?

01:11:33.800 This is mine?

01:11:35.720 This is my chessboard?

01:11:36.560 No.

01:11:36.880 Where's mine?

01:11:37.340 They pack it.

01:11:38.540 He stole it?

01:11:39.700 No, no, no.

01:11:40.640 He stole.

01:11:41.320 You scammed me twice?

01:11:42.480 No, no.

01:11:43.120 Aki, why?

01:11:44.280 Okay, here, I'll pay now.

01:11:45.100 Do you have $20?

01:11:46.280 For what?

01:11:46.900 What did you give it to me?

01:11:47.680 Just his board.

01:11:48.480 $80 or something?

01:11:49.140 This is $200, so I need $20.

01:11:51.080 Okay, I owe you $20.

01:11:52.480 Okay, just keep the $20 for my board.

01:11:54.740 Okay, I'll give you $20.

01:11:56.540 Just keep it.

01:11:57.300 There you go.

01:11:57.820 Now give me my board.

01:11:58.760 I stole your $20.

01:12:00.200 I have four fondos.

01:12:01.560 I just jacked you with $20.

01:12:02.540 This nigga's fucking...

01:12:04.600 What type of friend is this?

01:12:06.020 How are you doing?

01:12:07.800 Dude, I want to buy this fucking backgammon set for my dad.

01:12:11.560 $800 is he going to fucking tweak you, bro?

01:12:13.640 He wants me to drop a rack?

01:12:14.780 These are nice stuff in here.

01:12:15.620 Bro, I could buy a champagne bottle at the club for a rack.

01:12:18.860 This is actually crazy.

01:12:19.640 How much we're negotiating this one?

01:12:21.120 If you're at a club, you just throw $3,000 like that.

01:12:24.040 And nitpicking over $20 here.

01:12:26.840 Something that you're going to have forever?

01:12:28.140 It's about the game, bro.

01:12:29.340 It's about the game.

01:12:30.280 For you.

01:12:31.680 For the chat.

01:12:32.240 He just loves yapping to people.

01:12:33.400 For the chat.

01:12:33.940 It's about the game for the chat.

01:12:34.980 Chat.

01:12:35.780 One's in the chat if you guys like the game.

01:12:37.520 I want to see more of Turkey, though.

01:12:41.800 Let's get out of here.

01:12:42.860 Yeah, let me get our boards first.

01:12:45.640 Sure, bro.

01:12:46.320 Where are you from?

01:12:47.200 Iraq.

01:12:48.020 Iraq?

01:12:48.600 Yes.

01:12:49.140 You're Shia.

01:12:50.040 I want to go to Iraq.

01:12:51.420 What do you call the Mecca of Iraq?

01:12:54.440 Not more than 200, bro.

01:12:54.920 I don't have...

01:12:55.280 With the red lights and everything.

01:12:57.040 Have you been?

01:12:57.760 Yeah.

01:12:58.460 When should I go?

01:12:59.820 I don't know.

01:13:00.840 Well, when's a good time to go?

01:13:01.920 I really don't have more than 200.

01:13:04.860 I genuinely can't spend more than 200.

01:13:10.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:10.940 Let's take a photo.

01:13:12.060 Cheers, bro.

01:13:17.340 Yeah.

01:13:20.020 Bro, I really can't do better than 200.

01:13:21.640 I'm not even joking.

01:13:22.600 I'm not even joking.

01:13:23.420 I have it like...

01:13:24.520 Better price.

01:13:25.200 Look.

01:13:25.940 Be serious to buy.

01:13:27.020 Better price.

01:13:27.620 I'm being serious to buy.

01:13:28.680 Give me your hand.

01:13:29.280 I like it.

01:13:30.220 Give me your hand.

01:13:30.880 250 and we'll go back.

01:13:32.200 Look, no 400, 800.

01:13:33.740 Look at that.

01:13:34.160 No 200.

01:13:35.280 250 and we'll make it.

01:13:36.580 I'm not spending more than 200.

01:13:38.460 Come on.

01:13:38.860 It's a great board, but I'm not spending more than 200.

01:13:40.880 Bro, you shook his hand.

01:13:40.900 You just made the deal.

01:13:41.880 No, he shook my hand.

01:13:43.800 You're still shaking.

01:13:44.880 Come 220.

01:13:45.720 20 more.

01:13:46.420 Come on.

01:13:46.640 200 cash.

01:13:47.680 Give me money.

01:13:48.420 Give me money.

01:13:48.740 Yeah.

01:13:49.540 You just got it?

01:13:50.300 Yeah.

01:13:50.960 800, by the way.

01:13:52.120 Wait, what did you get it for?

01:13:52.880 Yeah, what is this?

01:13:54.700 Wait, what did you just get it for?

01:13:56.060 Two.

01:13:57.020 200?

01:13:57.740 $20.

01:13:58.540 Come on.

01:13:59.140 Come on.

01:13:59.740 What the...

01:14:03.060 Thank you, sir.

01:14:04.400 Wow.

01:14:04.980 Beautiful board.

01:14:06.100 My dad's going to like that.

01:14:06.980 You just got it for 200?

01:14:07.960 My dad's going to like that.

01:14:09.140 You got it for 200?

01:14:09.940 Yeah.

01:14:10.400 From 800?

01:14:11.140 You just...

01:14:11.660 You can't want it too much.

01:14:13.340 Like, that's still...

01:14:14.020 I could have got it for less, but we don't have time, so...

01:14:15.920 What the...

01:14:16.860 I literally leave today, chat.

01:14:18.360 I got it.

01:14:18.740 Sneakle's like, you want to go to Turkey?

01:14:19.820 I'm busy as shit this week, but like, I'm not going to say no.

01:14:22.620 Sneakle's like, let's go to Turkey.

01:14:24.440 Oh.

01:14:25.100 What a beast.

01:14:26.140 Thank you.

01:14:26.780 Would I get any other seats?

01:14:27.700 Bro, you have a great store.

01:14:29.900 If I had more time, I'd buy more.

01:14:31.840 How did you just do that?

01:14:33.460 That was a clip.

01:14:34.620 That was a clip?

01:14:35.260 Nigga, you just got 800 to 200.

01:14:37.100 That was a clip?

01:14:37.620 What's up, bro?

01:14:38.480 Nassosan.

01:14:38.980 Can you send us anything silver?

01:14:41.700 Oh.

01:14:44.440 It's your store, right?

01:14:45.460 It's your store.

01:14:46.480 Yeah.

01:14:46.980 Okay, let's go somewhere else now.

01:14:48.000 Let's go somewhere else now.

01:14:48.320 Okay.

01:14:48.640 I'm a Fenerbahce fan, too.

01:14:49.980 Well, this way...

01:14:50.500 Fenerbahce fan.

01:14:51.060 Jose Mourinho, let's go.

01:14:51.820 This way's more bizarre.

01:14:52.600 You want to go to the mosque?

01:14:53.260 You want to go towards the mosque?

01:14:54.100 Let's go more bizarre a little bit.

01:14:55.100 Okay.

01:14:55.400 A little more.

01:14:56.500 I have some friends here.

01:14:57.940 Some old friends.

01:14:58.580 Yeah.

01:14:58.900 Let's go pop it.

01:14:59.660 We'll go to the mosque.

01:15:00.560 We have time.

01:15:01.400 Chat, look up.

01:15:01.880 What time is the next prayer?

01:15:03.860 What time is...

01:15:04.960 Or do you want to do the mosque tomorrow?

01:15:06.120 I think Oscar was at five.

01:15:07.220 So I can do more content with you.

01:15:08.600 Because you're here tomorrow.

01:15:09.280 Bro, you have to see this mosque.

01:15:10.520 Yeah, you're right.

01:15:11.040 You're right.

01:15:11.120 It's a legendary mosque.

01:15:11.800 You're right.

01:15:11.980 You're right.

01:15:12.220 It's a legendary mosque.

01:15:12.680 You're right, I do.

01:15:13.480 It's actually probably one of the biggest ones in the world, I think.

01:15:16.100 You're totally right.

01:15:16.840 I do.

01:15:21.580 Faganabi father scammed you.

01:15:23.000 If we had more time, we could have been able to get way cheaper.

01:15:26.460 Nice watches.

01:15:27.060 Yes.

01:15:27.300 Do you have AP?

01:15:30.160 AP in the box.

01:15:33.520 Yes, bro.

01:15:34.700 Yes, bro.

01:15:35.200 Where are you from?

01:15:35.600 I'm Palestinian.

01:15:36.680 Palestinian.

01:15:37.300 Free Palestine, man.

01:15:38.440 Thank you.

01:15:40.220 Bro, did you see Netanyahu yesterday in Congress in the U.S., bro?

01:15:43.220 It's disgusting.

01:15:44.200 It's disgusting.

01:15:44.920 We're live?

01:15:45.460 Yeah, we're live right now.

01:15:46.420 Say anything you want to say.

01:15:48.200 What's up, guys?

01:15:49.360 I can't say it.

01:15:50.160 Great to meet you, bro.

01:15:51.680 Thank you.

01:15:52.280 May Allah bless you.

01:15:53.940 Waalaikum salam.

01:15:56.580 Oh, sorry.

01:15:59.240 Oh, cat over there.

01:15:59.820 Sorry, I didn't see the cat.

01:16:01.400 That's how you know you're in a Muslim area.

01:16:02.540 If there's cats, it's chilling and not afraid of people.

01:16:04.240 Okay, do you have the AP in the box?

01:16:07.100 Box?

01:16:07.660 AP in the box.

01:16:09.240 I have a box.

01:16:10.100 You have a box, like Rolex box, but AP box.

01:16:13.120 How much?

01:16:13.680 You want just box?

01:16:14.720 No, with AP.

01:16:15.480 AP in the box.

01:16:16.420 Which model do you want?

01:16:18.260 Which one?

01:16:19.300 Which one do you want?

01:16:24.440 I'm a guy.

01:16:26.820 Yeah, right?

01:16:27.260 The blue one, the blue one.

01:16:28.240 I'm a MMA fighter.

01:16:29.620 That's like a female one.

01:16:32.020 You think the green one's better?

01:16:33.420 Well, the blue one's too small for your wrist.

01:16:36.380 You're a big guy.

01:16:37.420 They're all kind of like...

01:16:38.220 Can we see this on his hand?

01:16:43.540 It's just at 10-14.

01:16:45.060 This is peak summer right now.

01:16:46.380 What's the blue one?

01:16:47.820 10-14.

01:16:48.780 So the Moscow...

01:16:49.800 Fuck.

01:16:51.540 Maghreb is at 8.30, so we have time.

01:16:53.740 Okay, I have to leave at like 10.30.

01:16:56.080 And I want to take you to Istiklal before I leave.

01:16:58.460 Okay.

01:17:03.480 That looks...

01:17:04.320 It's tiny, eh?

01:17:06.820 This looks kind of real, bro.

01:17:08.600 No, no, it doesn't at all.

01:17:09.820 Stop doing that.

01:17:11.040 It's the worst feeling fucking...

01:17:12.480 It's terrible.

01:17:14.300 Too small.

01:17:15.140 Okay, let's see what Arab can do.

01:17:16.260 Let's let Arab do all the negotiating.

01:17:17.760 He just killed it with that one, bro.

01:17:19.980 What about...

01:17:20.700 You want AP for it, right?

01:17:22.080 I have also a big one, this blue color.

01:17:25.720 You have this one, blue?

01:17:27.000 Yeah, yeah, get that one.

01:17:30.280 Oh, look at the Santos over here.

01:17:31.980 All right, all right.

01:17:32.440 We have a prediction, prediction, prediction, prediction.

01:17:34.220 Prediction.

01:17:34.780 He's going to try $500.

01:17:35.780 The guy's going to say like $450, $550.

01:17:37.800 I'm going to buy it for like $80.

01:17:39.060 Can you turn on this one?

01:17:40.560 If you like it, I have a blue one.

01:17:43.640 Turn on the one.

01:17:44.920 Not like this.

01:17:50.080 Not like this.

01:17:52.080 You like that AP?

01:18:00.080 That's weird.

01:18:01.540 All right.

01:18:02.080 Yeah, we need this for the clip, so...

01:18:04.220 How much?

01:18:05.340 With the blue one?

01:18:06.000 Blue or dollar?

01:18:06.620 No, the blue one.

01:18:07.480 Yeah, dollar, dollar.

01:18:09.720 That one with box.

01:18:11.380 I don't even have enough cash on me.

01:18:12.940 I do.

01:18:13.420 Stand a little further away.

01:18:14.320 You're getting too close.

01:18:15.560 Cash, cash.

01:18:17.020 You take card?

01:18:17.920 Yes.

01:18:18.420 Wow.

01:18:18.860 Yeah, come here.

01:18:19.280 Oh, come here.

01:18:19.820 Come here.

01:18:20.300 Yeah.

01:18:20.740 Okay, card.

01:18:21.320 Don't show the...

01:18:21.980 You want with real box?

01:18:26.660 Yeah, real box.

01:18:27.880 Yeah, AP box.

01:18:30.200 $150 for the box?

01:18:32.160 Bro, $420 is crazy.

01:18:33.700 That's the good quality.

01:18:34.840 It's the automatic, not the bad thing.

01:18:36.180 Because I was...

01:18:36.900 Oh, it's the automatic.

01:18:37.880 Because I was thinking...

01:18:38.520 Because when I did the math in my head, I was thinking it was like...

01:18:43.440 It was this.

01:18:44.420 You have to look at the numbers.

01:18:45.360 Look.

01:18:46.020 Because I was thinking it was like...

01:18:47.220 Maybe you can find for best quality.

01:18:48.820 It was like $40 plus $25 for the box.

01:18:51.940 Right?

01:18:52.480 $40 plus $25.

01:18:54.480 $65, no?

01:18:55.520 What $65?

01:18:56.860 For the...

01:18:57.620 There's no way your best price is $420, bro.

01:19:00.080 Excuse me.

01:19:00.580 You want for battery?

01:19:01.740 That's cheaper.

01:19:02.900 That's good quality.

01:19:04.860 You still...

01:19:05.260 Yeah, with batteries, okay.

01:19:09.900 Can you get me with the color?

01:19:11.700 Yeah, I have a blue one.

01:19:12.840 You have the...

01:19:13.580 Oh, yeah, this is it.

01:19:14.880 Battery's fine.

01:19:15.820 How much?

01:19:17.920 They are second class.

01:19:19.020 I'm not scratching the glass.

01:19:19.840 Oh, okay.

01:19:26.960 $330 is crazy, bro.

01:19:28.780 Excuse me.

01:19:29.220 This is not normal quality.

01:19:31.040 There's no way it's your best price.

01:19:32.440 Give me a good price.

01:19:33.540 But coronagraph is working.

01:19:35.260 Yeah, I would hope it's working.

01:19:38.200 It's a watch.

01:19:39.700 Coronagraph is working.

01:19:40.520 Yeah, but we're buying it so it works, right?

01:19:42.880 Those are crazy.

01:19:43.620 What are you going to give me?

01:19:44.940 What are you going to give me?

01:19:46.140 A watch that doesn't work?

01:19:47.420 You have a cash or cash?

01:19:48.520 What do you have?

01:19:48.880 Cash.

01:19:49.420 Okay, $300, I give you.

01:19:50.580 $300 is still crazy, bro.

01:19:51.940 You can eat...

01:19:52.260 What's crazy?

01:19:52.720 Excuse me.

01:19:53.000 With the box, yeah?

01:19:54.040 With box.

01:19:54.620 With the box.

01:19:55.180 I give it with good box.

01:19:56.320 Okay, how much without the box?

01:19:58.600 Now we need box.

01:20:00.140 How much without the box?

01:20:01.280 Okay, $230 without box.

01:20:03.120 $230 without box.

01:20:04.140 $70 for a box.

01:20:06.260 No, it was $150 for the box at first.

01:20:09.460 Okay, make it the last price.

01:20:11.060 Bro, give me...

01:20:11.860 Give me...

01:20:12.560 Look, I started...

01:20:13.460 Give me the good price.

01:20:14.080 I started at $60.

01:20:15.960 I could...

01:20:17.140 What $60?

01:20:18.000 $60 is even too much, bro.

01:20:19.520 What $60?

01:20:20.040 I mean, I could go up to $70, but $230 is crazy.

01:20:27.540 $70 with box.

01:20:29.020 $70 with box.

01:20:29.660 This with the box.

01:20:30.260 Can I see your box?

01:20:31.380 $70.

01:20:32.060 You say $70.

01:20:32.940 Can I see the box that you have?

01:20:34.660 Let me make sure it's a good box.

01:20:35.980 You say me with $70 with box.

01:20:38.560 Without box, you're okay with $70.

01:20:40.640 Thank you.

01:20:41.260 Next time.

01:20:43.360 Thank you.

01:20:43.840 Give me a good price.

01:20:44.540 Give me a better price before you kick us out, bro.

01:20:46.280 Come on.

01:20:46.580 If you say $230, you say $70.

01:20:49.600 What?

01:20:50.040 $160, you make...

01:20:51.660 Yeah, but see, I can do the same angry.

01:20:53.520 Look, I say $70 and you say $230.

01:20:57.000 Why you make this number?

01:21:00.040 $230.

01:21:01.380 $230 is too big a number, brother.

01:21:03.260 Give me something so I can buy.

01:21:05.040 See, I understand that it's like scamming, but the amount of investment and stuff...

01:21:08.560 You can't deal with the box.

01:21:09.520 I bet you just make more money and not care about $50.

01:21:11.620 You can't give me a little bit better price than $230?

01:21:13.860 What's your last price, bro?

01:21:16.580 Bro, we were buying.

01:21:20.940 We just bought two chessboards.

01:21:22.320 Come here.

01:21:22.700 Show me these.

01:21:23.180 Show me these.

01:21:23.700 Show me these.

01:21:24.320 Give me the bags in your hand.

01:21:27.140 See, they see the camera and they think we're not buying.

01:21:29.760 They think we're just fucking with them.

01:21:31.180 Brother, we just bought chessboards.

01:21:33.480 Brother, we just...

01:21:34.680 Look at this.

01:21:35.460 You want to take a photo?

01:21:36.140 How much do you think I buy this for?

01:21:38.280 It's okay.

01:21:38.680 It's okay.

01:21:42.260 Okay, needles.

01:21:43.160 I want this with the box for...

01:21:45.080 With the box, it's expensive.

01:21:46.840 Bombing accommodation.

01:21:47.920 Hey, come closer.

01:21:50.300 Bro, final price.

01:21:52.120 I could...

01:21:53.540 Last price.

01:21:54.340 I'll walk out last price.

01:21:58.420 $100 cash.

01:21:59.720 Good.

01:22:00.520 Nice to meet you, bro.

01:22:02.940 It's all right.

01:22:08.980 We're not.

01:22:09.860 He's not budging.

01:22:11.240 No, that's the snake.

01:22:12.200 That's Shaitan.

01:22:12.880 Shaitan.

01:22:13.560 This is Dragon.

01:22:15.360 What up, bro?

01:22:16.620 Who are you?

01:22:18.240 Can you tell?

01:22:20.000 Who are you?

01:22:21.600 Shake my hand, bro.

01:22:22.880 Okay.

01:22:26.420 Who are you?

01:22:29.900 He's what?

01:22:31.960 Oh, okay.

01:22:33.060 Your father sells bags?

01:22:33.940 I need a bag.

01:22:35.220 Your father sells watch?

01:22:36.420 Watch?

01:22:37.080 You lost the sale?

01:22:38.100 No, I didn't lose the sale.

01:22:39.120 He lost the customer.

01:22:39.800 He lost the sale?

01:22:40.080 He lost the customer.

01:22:42.820 I don't know the support customer.

01:22:44.160 I have a money.

01:22:44.460 He lost the customer.

01:22:45.920 It's all about the narrative.

01:22:47.580 Let's go buy a bag.

01:22:49.060 Okay.

01:22:50.300 Yo, what's up, bro?

01:22:51.800 Cheers.

01:22:52.300 What's that?

01:22:52.800 Can we get a picture?

01:22:53.460 Yes, bro.

01:22:53.880 What's up, guys?

01:22:54.880 Thanks, bro.

01:22:55.260 Cheers, man.

01:22:55.640 I'll watch all your videos on the road.

01:22:57.060 Cheers.

01:22:57.920 Cheers.

01:23:01.360 Okay.

01:23:02.280 Where are you from?

01:23:03.480 Australia.

01:23:04.120 Australia.

01:23:07.320 Nice to meet you.

01:23:08.280 Nice to meet you.

01:23:09.200 What's your name?

01:23:09.860 Zoe.

01:23:10.380 Zoe, what's your name?

01:23:11.640 Same name.

01:23:12.720 Both names, Zoe?

01:23:13.580 Yes.

01:23:14.000 You look like a TV show.

01:23:15.120 Yeah.

01:23:15.840 How old are you?

01:23:16.740 18.

01:23:17.380 Both of you?

01:23:17.960 Yes.

01:23:18.480 Alhamdulillah.

01:23:19.240 Let's take a photo.

01:23:20.700 Okay.

01:23:21.080 Happy five minutes.

01:23:22.000 You're very pretty, by the way.

01:23:23.240 Oh, thank you.

01:23:24.020 No, I do 100 with box.

01:23:27.280 Should we just take a selfie?

01:23:28.680 Yeah, yeah, sure.

01:23:30.120 All right, come in.

01:23:35.320 How long are you going to be in Istanbul?

01:23:36.860 So tomorrow.

01:23:37.820 So tomorrow?

01:23:38.680 What are you doing tonight?

01:23:40.860 Nothing.

01:23:41.620 Nothing?

01:23:42.460 Maybe we get dinner.

01:23:44.680 Actually.

01:23:45.280 Yeah.

01:23:46.340 Take down my Instagram.

01:23:48.320 Your Discord, your Discord.

01:23:49.140 Give me your Discord.

01:23:49.680 Oh, no, I don't have Instagram.

01:23:50.400 Let me, I'll type in my cameraman's Instagram.

01:23:53.440 Okay.

01:23:54.120 How are you, bro?

01:23:54.760 Okay.

01:23:55.080 Zoe and Zoe.

01:23:55.780 It'll be fun.

01:23:56.400 Do you spell it the same way?

01:23:57.480 Yes.

01:23:58.600 Um, wait.

01:23:59.220 This is so random we just looked at it.

01:24:00.740 It was just so weird.

01:24:02.260 Small world.

01:24:02.740 What is it?

01:24:03.180 I don't have, like, how do you mean to do it?

01:24:04.660 I'll just type it in.

01:24:05.400 You follow and send DM.

01:24:06.660 We have to go.

01:24:08.020 You don't have Instagram either?

01:24:08.880 Do you have Twitter?

01:24:09.560 I have Twitter.

01:24:10.420 I have Twitter.

01:24:10.800 Oh, Twitter.

01:24:12.040 Why not?

01:24:12.800 Because Instagram's easier.

01:24:13.920 No, Twitter's easier because I don't have Instagram either.

01:24:16.000 Okay.

01:24:16.420 He doesn't have Instagram.

01:24:17.180 That's all right.

01:24:17.960 Just got Instagram.

01:24:19.040 Okay.

01:24:23.480 His name?

01:24:24.520 DM.

01:24:24.800 Abdulla Muhammad Zain.

01:24:26.320 Okay, that's him.

01:24:27.320 Oh, sorry.

01:24:28.140 Have a good one.

01:24:28.600 Nice to meet you.

01:24:29.120 Nice to meet you.

01:24:30.980 Huh?

01:24:32.000 Let me show you back.

01:24:33.540 Yes, let's see.

01:24:34.440 You have watches?

01:24:35.800 Man, that's my...

01:24:36.760 Okay.

01:24:41.180 I can't help it with that.

01:24:42.680 Like, bro, that's my type.

01:24:44.280 It is.

01:24:44.920 What, the black hair?

01:24:45.940 Oh, man.

01:24:46.460 Oh, man.

01:24:47.000 Yeah, that's a good type.

01:24:48.960 That's a good type.

01:24:49.880 Hello, nice to meet you.

01:24:50.840 Nice to meet you, too.

01:24:53.100 Bro, you have backpack?

01:24:54.460 Yes, we have something.

01:24:57.740 Dior, Gucci, or something like this.

01:25:01.160 How much...

01:25:02.520 I just need backpack for airport.

01:25:05.340 For airport?

01:25:05.920 And your son likes my videos, so I get...

01:25:08.340 He's not my son.

01:25:09.280 He's my brother.

01:25:10.320 He's your brother?

01:25:10.820 Good price, yeah?

01:25:12.220 Brother?

01:25:12.780 Friend price.

01:25:13.380 Okay, of course.

01:25:14.800 Around, like, $200.

01:25:17.440 Real leather, but not plastic.

01:25:18.600 Can I see it?

01:25:19.240 Of course.

01:25:20.260 I don't want to tell you no before I see it, you know?

01:25:22.240 It's okay.

01:25:24.900 It's good quality?

01:25:26.520 Just to see.

01:25:28.040 Gift it to the Tates for winning their case.

01:25:31.280 The Gucci or...

01:25:32.300 Which one do you want?

01:25:32.960 The Gucci or the second one?

01:25:33.820 Yo, what about the blue LV duffel bag?

01:25:36.580 The Gucci looks like a Nigerian scammer.

01:25:37.820 I like the checker one.

01:25:39.160 Yeah, that one.

01:25:40.180 That LV duffel bag's kind of sick.

01:25:41.500 Okay, this one...

01:25:42.220 No, not the duffel bag.

01:25:42.980 This backpack.

01:25:43.640 How much is that one?

01:25:44.800 This one is $400.

01:25:46.240 Whoa, not $200?

01:25:47.600 Put it back up.

01:25:48.540 Put it back up.

01:25:49.220 No, I can do it for you.

01:25:50.720 Let me see.

01:25:51.340 Now, you give us a better price.

01:25:52.880 I have something like this.

01:25:54.900 Different design.

01:25:56.440 Like this.

01:25:57.180 Different color.

01:25:57.900 I'll just get this black bag.

01:25:59.000 How much?

01:26:00.140 This is $180 I can do for you.

01:26:02.680 $180.

01:26:05.780 Brother, could you do this for like $45?

01:26:07.820 No, that looks like a parachute, bro.

01:26:09.320 Oh, you don't like this one?

01:26:10.040 No, no.

01:26:10.560 It looks like you're going to jump out of a plane.

01:26:12.820 $180 for which one?

01:26:13.980 The checkerboard one.

01:26:15.020 The Freemason one.

01:26:16.040 Let me see.

01:26:16.460 Let me see the quality, please.

01:26:25.580 Now, you give me a good price for catching it, yeah?

01:26:28.160 Of course, why not?

01:26:29.260 Really, I didn't say high price for you.

01:26:32.680 This one, the real one, is $400.

01:26:36.120 I'm not sure.

01:26:37.040 I take more.

01:26:38.140 Yeah, maybe $500.

01:26:40.540 Bro, I take like $1,200.

01:26:42.620 $1,100.

01:26:44.620 I don't like this.

01:26:45.660 Excuse me?

01:26:46.740 Yes.

01:26:47.740 Can I have a picture?

01:26:49.220 Who's the best AC Milan player?

01:26:51.060 Kaka.

01:26:52.040 Okay.

01:26:53.660 I thought you were going to say Zlatan.

01:26:54.640 I'll take Kaka.

01:26:55.460 Bro, this zipper is weak.

01:26:57.580 Yeah.

01:26:57.840 It's the French one.

01:26:59.360 Yeah, can you do this for like $30?

01:27:01.920 YouTube, save the kids from Chris and Mr. Beast.

01:27:04.860 Do not let them be exposed to this.

01:27:07.140 Yeah, $30.

01:27:08.120 Yeah.

01:27:09.060 Not Turkish.

01:27:10.860 U.S.

01:27:11.480 Not my close brother.

01:27:12.900 Well, give me a better price.

01:27:13.960 Get the calculator out.

01:27:14.940 Take it $150.

01:27:16.140 You have the calculator?

01:27:17.400 Yes, of course.

01:27:18.020 Can I see it?

01:27:18.900 Of course.

01:27:20.400 Is he cooking?

01:27:26.160 I can read for you like this.

01:27:29.560 $150?

01:27:30.260 Yeah.

01:27:30.920 But then if you were to give us a friend price, and you give us a 30% discount, with a 30%

01:27:38.340 discount from your end, and my price is $35.

01:27:41.340 So if you meet me in the middle, okay?

01:27:43.920 If you meet me in the middle.

01:27:45.080 Sure, yeah.

01:27:45.980 Where are you from?

01:27:47.320 Originally, we're from America.

01:27:48.280 I paid for this backpack.

01:27:49.540 Oh, okay.

01:27:50.400 Yeah, I pay more.

01:27:51.440 It costs me.

01:27:52.200 But you don't pay more.

01:27:53.420 I pay more than this one.

01:27:55.240 What's a better price you can give me than $150?

01:27:57.180 Okay, nice to meet you.

01:27:58.120 $150 is crazy, bro.

01:28:00.260 Yes, what's up, bro?

01:28:01.060 Oh, sorry.

01:28:02.180 Normally, you're selling $300.

01:28:03.000 I'm being...

01:28:03.400 You're being that nice to us?

01:28:04.600 Nassal, son.

01:28:05.440 Friend price?

01:28:06.020 I watched your first stream on Twitch.

01:28:07.720 You did?

01:28:08.460 You won't go lower than $150?

01:28:09.200 Which one?

01:28:11.040 Before.

01:28:12.940 Which stream?

01:28:13.540 You're not going lower than $150?

01:28:14.240 I've only done two streams on Twitch, but it's fine.

01:28:17.120 Wow.

01:28:17.400 Nice to meet you, bro.

01:28:19.240 Do you want a photo?

01:28:20.320 Yeah.

01:28:24.760 Right after this, we're buying a bag.

01:28:26.280 I'll come.

01:28:27.840 Thank you for the invite, bro.

01:28:29.580 You gave me a sweet?

01:28:30.540 Okay.

01:28:31.200 Let's do it.

01:28:32.540 Or no food.

01:28:33.320 Did you fumble the bag?

01:28:35.180 I didn't fumble the bag.

01:28:36.120 Oh, my God, Arab.

01:28:36.740 I need a bag, bro.

01:28:38.220 I need a bag.

01:28:39.100 Voila, I need a bag.

01:28:39.800 Why are you for $150?

01:28:40.340 Go ahead.

01:28:40.660 Yo, what's up, bro?

01:28:42.680 I gave him the first one.

01:28:46.060 Yeah, he's a scam price.

01:28:52.140 What is he apping and not buying anything?

01:28:59.340 What's up, bro?

01:29:00.800 Yes, where are you from?

01:29:01.520 From Saudi.

01:29:02.460 From Saudi.

01:29:03.140 From Riyadh?

01:29:03.520 50, you want to do?

01:29:06.680 Good, good.

01:29:07.200 Tell him, tell him.

01:29:07.780 Excuse me, she needs to back up.

01:29:09.700 Okay.

01:29:13.480 60?

01:29:15.480 Nice to meet you, bro.

01:29:16.820 Allah bless you.

01:29:17.380 Less than 100.

01:29:19.740 Less than 100.

01:29:23.700 Thank you.

01:29:24.180 Nice to meet you.

01:29:24.480 He's not budging, bro.

01:29:25.240 He's 150, he wants.

01:29:26.180 Okay, okay.

01:29:26.740 Not worth.

01:29:27.300 You want to get some sweets?

01:29:28.820 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:30.800 I don't know if we'll be here next time.

01:29:32.280 Yes, sir.

01:29:32.600 Yes, sir.

01:29:36.540 Let's go quick and then keep walking outside.

01:29:38.220 I feel like there's so much more to see.

01:29:39.280 Can we do quick?

01:29:40.260 Quick, quick.

01:29:41.020 Okay, no problem.

01:29:41.600 Fast.

01:29:43.260 Not much time.

01:29:44.360 You show us something good.

01:29:46.140 Look at this face.

01:29:46.800 Yeah, you give us something good, yeah.

01:29:49.680 Hello, bro.

01:29:50.820 Betlewa, betlewa.

01:29:56.520 I want to see so much more and Arab has to go soon, so I want to keep going.

01:30:00.600 Yeah, I want to take it to Istiklal before I go.

01:30:04.220 Someone said zesty face.

01:30:05.380 Yeah, Sean, why did he do a duck face for the selfie?

01:30:07.620 He went, okay, stone.

01:30:10.820 You like that backgammon?

01:30:12.740 Yeah, bro, that was something.

01:30:15.220 From 800 to 200 is nuts.

01:30:17.580 It could have gone lower, too.

01:30:19.360 No, that's not...

01:30:20.040 If you actually want to bargain, like, all day, chat, chat.

01:30:22.660 I don't want to...

01:30:23.400 No, not you, not you.

01:30:24.240 I don't.

01:30:24.480 Stuff to do.

01:30:24.880 But chat, but teach chat.

01:30:25.840 Teach chat.

01:30:26.340 It's not even worth the investment.

01:30:27.800 Chat, if you actually want to bargain all day, you're coming to shop, you walk around,

01:30:31.000 you go really aggressive to begin with.

01:30:33.160 Salam alaikum.

01:30:33.800 So that you figure out how low they're willing to go, and then you go to the shops.

01:30:36.860 After trying, like, five to ten shops, then you go to the shops and you know exactly

01:30:40.560 what the price is, and you can buy it.

01:30:42.520 W, yeah.

01:30:45.940 Thank you, sir.

01:30:47.680 Can we cut?

01:30:48.460 Okay, no problem.

01:30:49.360 Yes.

01:30:50.320 Okay, we sit quick.

01:30:51.180 Two minutes.

01:30:51.580 DM me on ex-Niko, I need a new bag.

01:30:56.780 You could buy Mama a bag.

01:30:58.140 Nope, begging does not work.

01:31:01.180 Arab the Negotiator.

01:31:06.560 Negotiating content's fun, is it not?

01:31:08.620 Resident Evil, where have you been?

01:31:09.700 It's the first time I see you in chat in days, bro.

01:31:11.900 Where have you been?

01:31:16.300 Omar, do you want something?

01:31:17.640 You hungry?

01:31:19.000 Yote?

01:31:19.560 Okay.

01:31:21.580 No sugar.

01:31:22.740 No sugar.

01:31:23.900 Yeah, no sugar.

01:31:24.540 Only steak.

01:31:25.580 Yes.

01:31:26.580 Wow, my friend, wow.

01:31:28.780 All right, let's try this.

01:31:33.380 Baklava.

01:31:34.020 Who would win in a fight, me or Omar?

01:31:38.640 Come on, who you got?

01:31:41.100 Bismillah.

01:31:42.020 Oh, yeah, that looks good.

01:31:42.960 Wow.

01:31:44.060 Wait, Nils, you want to beat?

01:31:46.540 That's, like, really good shit.

01:31:51.580 I have been spending way too much money thinking about it now.

01:31:55.120 I gave out, like, 3K just, like, in Lebanon to random challenges.

01:32:00.380 That's okay.

01:32:00.720 In Lebanon, it's okay.

01:32:04.180 Look at him trying to, like, just run my pockets dry.

01:32:06.420 Anytime I don't want to spend as much money as Sniko, he calls me a brokie.

01:32:15.600 He flew economy here.

01:32:17.140 Two-hour flight, upgrade to business class, 600 bucks, brokie.

01:32:20.860 Very brokie.

01:32:24.860 Not making my own content, farming content for him only, brokie.

01:32:29.840 That's not brokie.

01:32:31.700 That's good.

01:32:32.280 You try this one?

01:32:33.420 Try this one so we can get out.

01:32:34.420 Everyone says Omar is going to win in the showroom.

01:32:37.820 This one's insane.

01:32:39.840 Brother, thank you.

01:32:41.120 Thank you, sir.

01:32:41.760 So much.

01:32:47.000 This one is like sugar-free.

01:32:49.160 Sure.

01:32:49.600 From my shop.

01:32:50.860 Great.

01:32:51.320 He just brought a different shop.

01:32:54.140 He literally just went from a different shop and he came in and he's using this shop.

01:32:59.400 It's okay.

01:32:59.980 No, thank you.

01:33:00.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:00.680 Just try.

01:33:01.300 Sugar-free.

01:33:02.060 Yeah, try for sure.

01:33:02.920 You must try that one.

01:33:03.980 Bismillah.

01:33:09.320 Bismillah.

01:33:14.140 What's the chat saying?

01:33:14.860 Open chat?

01:33:16.440 Let's go quick, bro.

01:33:17.220 There's so much more to see.

01:33:18.040 I'm in.

01:33:18.280 I'm ready to go.

01:33:18.660 There's so much more to see.

01:33:19.520 I'm ready to go.

01:33:23.700 Thank you, hospitality.

01:33:24.680 We should stop at one more watch shop to actually get you the clip.

01:33:37.020 I'll bargain less.

01:33:38.400 I'll go for 50% off.

01:33:39.780 I'll buy it.

01:33:40.460 Just so you can get the clip.

01:33:40.860 I want to go back outside.

01:33:41.700 I want to see like the sunset.

01:33:42.440 Don't you want to farm the Rolex clip?

01:33:44.360 It'll go viral.

01:33:45.120 You're dragging it too much, bro.

01:33:46.600 Up to you.

01:33:47.540 I'm dragging it.

01:33:48.020 That's for you.

01:33:49.500 You don't even need to bargain, but you should buy the watch.

01:33:53.740 Imagine Scuba Ryan posting that Sneeko bought his Kilmer AP.

01:33:57.540 You know I love my clips.

01:34:01.340 That's five mil minimum on Twitter.

01:34:02.940 Watch my clips.

01:34:08.420 Don't forget your dad carpet.

01:34:10.860 Papa, the carpet shop was closed.

01:34:13.140 Voila.

01:34:13.400 I walked in there.

01:34:15.340 He had his wife and then six girls all sitting behind the rugs like this.

01:34:19.640 Like a kindergarten.

01:34:22.760 I'm ready.

01:34:23.360 Buy him a real AP?

01:34:29.920 No.

01:34:31.080 I'm not going to do that.

01:34:41.780 Negotiating is Arab's trauma response from the kidnapping.

01:34:44.220 No, it's not.

01:34:44.960 He's been doing this for a long time.

01:34:53.360 Did you guys see the Moist Critical video yesterday?

01:35:03.080 I think now it's getting exposed that people like Penguin Zero, they wait when there's a

01:35:09.700 controversial subject like Chris Tyson to see the public response from Twitter, and

01:35:14.640 then they make their video so they never get canceled.

01:35:16.980 They're waiting to see how to say exactly what everybody's going to agree with so that

01:35:21.380 they have the mainstream take, and then he says, poopy diarrhea, poopy, poopy diarrhea,

01:35:25.460 to make it sound like he's funny, but he's really not.

01:35:28.480 Now people are realizing, oh wait, this guy doesn't say anything new.

01:35:32.320 He's just reading exactly what's on the trending page.

01:35:35.300 That is the embodiment of cancel culture.

01:35:37.800 He's echoing what they want to hear.

01:35:40.020 It's not a unique opinion.

01:35:41.120 And that's why he got so upset and spent half of the video about a confirmed pedophile talking

01:35:45.800 about me.

01:35:46.500 He's triggered that I pointed out the truth.

01:35:48.880 He doesn't want to talk about Chris Tyson because he wants that Mr. Beast collab.

01:35:53.200 Trust me.

01:35:53.880 Let it go.

01:35:54.640 You don't need to go poop in a tent and sit in a red circle for 72 hours.

01:35:58.400 Let it go.

01:35:59.820 What if he was just talking about two pedophiles instead?

01:36:02.240 Oh man.

01:36:11.380 Sorry, that was fucked up.

01:36:14.060 Come.

01:36:15.280 Waalaikum salam.

01:36:16.480 Nice to meet you, bro.

01:36:17.960 Look, look.

01:36:18.360 This is the Turkish way.

01:36:19.060 I'll teach you.

01:36:19.420 Yes.

01:36:21.520 Yeah?

01:36:22.040 But no kiss?

01:36:23.240 In Lebanon, they do kiss.

01:36:26.540 No, no, no.

01:36:27.300 In Lebanon, it's like this.

01:36:31.200 Three, three.

01:36:32.240 Can you take a photo?

01:36:34.240 Yes.

01:36:35.240 You got a stream snipe for sure.

01:36:37.240 I'm a revert as well.

01:36:38.240 You are? Because their hands are sweaty as hell.

01:36:40.240 I ain't gonna lie to you bro.

01:36:42.240 I can feel the running on your hand.

01:36:45.240 I ain't gonna take a photo.

01:36:47.240 Don't worry, it's great to meet you bro.

01:36:48.240 You're a revert? Are you American?

01:36:50.240 Canadian.

01:36:51.240 Canadian?

01:36:52.240 Yeah, I have a channel as well.

01:36:53.240 You're Canadian, so you're Indian.

01:36:55.240 Fact. I'm from Canada.

01:36:57.240 You're Indian or you're transgender?

01:36:59.240 Hell no.

01:37:01.240 Let's do it.

01:37:02.240 Bro, I saw you talking to girls just now.

01:37:04.240 Yeah bro, what about that?

01:37:06.240 Am I getting IRL Haram policed right now?

01:37:09.240 Come on bro, come on.

01:37:10.240 We exist bro, we exist.

01:37:11.240 Well, we're not perfect man.

01:37:13.240 No, no, no. I love you.

01:37:14.240 Yeah.

01:37:15.240 She was a very beautiful girl, I can't lie.

01:37:17.240 A Fenerbahce Ben? Yes, of course I am.

01:37:19.240 Besiktas better bro, I'm sorry.

01:37:21.240 Let's do it.

01:37:22.240 Who's better?

01:37:23.240 Besiktas.

01:37:24.240 Oh, Besiktas.

01:37:25.240 Besiktas.

01:37:26.240 That's where we're going later.

01:37:28.240 Yes, you just came back to me.

01:37:30.240 I recommend go to the jungle gym mosque, the big mosque.

01:37:33.240 The jungle gym.

01:37:34.240 It's huge.

01:37:35.240 I want to go to the one that Malcolm X went to.

01:37:36.240 Oh, that's what?

01:37:37.240 Isn't that Sultanahmet, Blue Mosque?

01:37:39.240 Yes, the Blue Mosque.

01:37:40.240 It's right next to Hagia Sophia.

01:37:42.240 It's not Sultanahmet, it's the, which mosque is it?

01:37:45.240 What's name?

01:37:46.240 It's right here?

01:37:47.240 Name, name.

01:37:48.240 Blue Mosque, Blue Mosque.

01:37:49.240 Sultanahmet or Blue Mosque?

01:37:50.240 Sultanahmet.

01:37:51.240 Oh, okay, it is.

01:37:52.240 Sultanahmet.

01:37:53.240 When did you revert?

01:37:54.240 Last year, like a year and two months ago.

01:37:57.240 What month?

01:37:58.240 I remember around March, February.

01:37:59.240 It was literally a month after, right?

01:38:01.240 May.

01:38:02.240 What made you revert?

01:38:03.240 Toheed.

01:38:04.240 Toheed, same thing man.

01:38:06.240 Alhamdulillah, it's great to hear.

01:38:08.240 Great to hear.

01:38:09.240 Good to meet you.

01:38:10.240 Oh my God, bro.

01:38:11.240 Awesome.

01:38:17.240 Come on in, man.

01:38:18.240 Sorry.

01:38:19.240 Get this Christian in.

01:38:21.240 You're next.

01:38:22.240 Get this Kafer in.

01:38:23.240 Next to convert?

01:38:24.240 I tried to get him, he was close.

01:38:25.240 Inshallah.

01:38:26.240 Inshallah.

01:38:27.240 Inshallah.

01:38:28.240 I saw Satan with my own eyes and Jesus Christ saved me.

01:38:31.240 I'm not next.

01:38:32.240 No way.

01:38:33.240 But I respect you guys.

01:38:34.240 Yeah.

01:38:35.240 Most of my friends are Muslim, so.

01:38:36.240 You're furious, bro.

01:38:37.240 Yeah.

01:38:38.240 Honestly, like going to Haiti like that.

01:38:39.240 Yeah.

01:38:40.240 MashaAllah.

01:38:41.240 Glory be to God, bro.

01:38:42.240 Glory be to God.

01:38:43.240 Alright, let's go.

01:38:44.240 Sorry, bro.

01:38:45.240 Brother.

01:38:46.240 No, don't be sorry.

01:38:47.240 Great to meet you, bro.

01:38:48.240 Thank you so much.

01:38:49.240 Delicious.

01:38:50.240 Very delicious.

01:38:51.240 Great to meet you.

01:38:52.240 You didn't disturb anything, Wala.

01:38:53.240 You didn't.

01:38:58.240 What's your shop?

01:38:59.240 Let me shout out your shop.

01:39:00.240 Shark Kahvese.

01:39:01.240 What's it called?

01:39:02.240 Shark Kahvese.

01:39:03.240 Shark Kahvese.

01:39:04.240 Yeah.

01:39:05.240 Nice to meet you.

01:39:06.240 Best dessert shop in Istanbul.

01:39:07.240 Thank you.

01:39:08.240 You have to come visit this.

01:39:09.240 Cheers, bro.

01:39:10.240 Inshallah.

01:39:13.240 This has got to be the most-

01:39:14.240 Way to meet you.

01:39:15.240 Bodyguard of all countries.

01:39:16.240 You think so?

01:39:17.240 Better than Rommel?

01:39:18.240 Bro, he's even holding the-

01:39:19.240 He's even holding the stuff we bought.

01:39:20.240 That shit's heavy.

01:39:21.240 The lighting was bad.

01:39:22.240 Can I get another one?

01:39:23.240 Yeah.

01:39:25.240 Thank you.

01:39:26.240 Thank you.

01:39:27.240 Good to meet you.

01:39:28.240 Bye-bye.

01:39:29.240 Bye-bye.

01:39:30.240 100?

01:39:31.240 100.

01:39:32.240 100.

01:39:33.240 100.

01:39:34.240 100.

01:39:35.240 Cash.

01:39:36.240 My channel name-

01:39:37.240 Hey, hey.

01:39:38.240 This is a close.

01:39:39.240 This is a close.

01:39:40.240 This is a close.

01:39:41.240 The bags are closed.

01:39:42.240 Here.

01:39:43.240 Come on.

01:39:44.240 Come on.

01:39:45.240 We have to go.

01:39:46.240 We have to go.

01:39:47.240 Make it quick.

01:39:48.240 Yeah, this one.

01:39:49.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:50.240 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:51.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:52.240 Omar is saying we have to go.

01:39:54.240 All right, let's go.

01:39:55.240 Let's go, let's go.

01:40:04.240 I'll go light.

01:40:05.240 You want?

01:40:06.240 Do you have AP?

01:40:07.240 Of course.

01:40:09.240 AP in the box.

01:40:10.240 Whoa, this one.

01:40:11.240 This Rolex.

01:40:12.240 The puzzle Rolex.

01:40:13.240 No, no.

01:40:14.240 Needless wants an AP.

01:40:15.240 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:16.240 Here.

01:40:17.240 Okay.

01:40:18.240 Cool.

01:40:19.240 Perfect.

01:40:20.240 Let's get out of here, bro.

01:40:21.240 We've been lingering.

01:40:22.240 Sorry.

01:40:23.240 What?

01:40:24.240 I'll close it.

01:40:25.240 I'll close it.

01:40:26.240 But let me try at least.

01:40:27.240 This one.

01:40:28.240 Is he skillet over?

01:40:29.240 Yeah, that's nice.

01:40:30.240 I just bought.

01:40:34.240 How much this one?

01:40:48.240 This one is $1,200.

01:40:50.240 This is must copy.

01:40:51.240 Can I see it?

01:40:52.240 Of course.

01:40:53.240 Can I farm?

01:40:54.240 And close?

01:40:55.240 I'll close.

01:40:56.240 Yes.

01:40:57.240 Three minutes stops.

01:40:58.240 Okay, checks.

01:40:59.240 Also automatic.

01:41:00.240 You have no cash, right?

01:41:01.240 Cash card, no problem.

01:41:02.240 Cash card, no problem?

01:41:03.240 Of course.

01:41:04.240 All right.

01:41:05.240 Fresh boxes, watches here.

01:41:06.240 What about the box?

01:41:07.240 What box?

01:41:08.240 You want a box?

01:41:09.240 With the box, yeah?

01:41:10.240 With the box for the clip.

01:41:11.240 But give me a better price.

01:41:12.240 Your first price is a little too much, bro.

01:41:13.240 Does he look like Cheezer?

01:41:14.240 I'm the first having to stop here.

01:41:15.240 Yeah, but your first price...

01:41:16.240 Give me 1,100.

01:41:17.240 Cheezer!

01:41:18.240 1,100?

01:41:19.240 You can't do this for like 150?

01:41:20.240 What?

01:41:21.240 Like a fake AP.

01:41:22.240 For 1,100 is a little crazy.

01:41:23.240 It's normal.

01:41:24.240 But 1,100, you're going like way too high.

01:41:25.240 Give me a realistic price.

01:41:26.240 We're here to buy.

01:41:27.240 We're here to close the sale with you.

01:41:28.240 Because I like you.

01:41:29.240 I like you, see?

01:41:30.240 But I like you better when you smile.

01:41:31.240 Thank you very much.

01:41:32.240 When you smile, smile.

01:41:33.240 There you go.

01:41:34.240 Yeah, like that.

01:41:35.240 I give it for you 1,100.

01:41:36.240 1,100?

01:41:37.240 Yeah.

01:41:38.240 Yeah.

01:41:39.240 Yeah.

01:41:40.240 Yeah.

01:41:41.240 Yeah.

01:41:42.240 Yeah.

01:41:43.240 Yeah.

01:41:44.240 Yeah.

01:41:45.240 Yeah.

01:41:46.240 Yeah.

01:41:47.240 Yeah.

01:41:48.240 Yeah.

01:41:49.240 Yeah.

01:41:50.240 Yeah.

01:41:51.240 Yeah.

01:41:52.240 Yeah.

01:41:53.240 Yeah.

01:41:54.240 Yeah.

01:41:55.240 Yeah.

01:41:56.240 Yeah.

01:41:57.240 Yeah.

01:41:58.240 It's not a pay cut.

01:41:59.240 No problem.

01:42:00.240 What about like a...

01:42:03.240 What about like 220?

01:42:04.240 If you want only box?

01:42:06.240 How much is the box?

01:42:07.240 Just price only box.

01:42:09.240 220 for the box?

01:42:11.240 Or just box.

01:42:12.240 220 for just box.

01:42:13.240 Yeah.

01:42:14.240 Is this box made of gold?

01:42:16.240 Maybe.

01:42:17.240 Oh, it is?

01:42:18.240 Maybe black gold.

01:42:19.240 This is black gold?

01:42:20.240 Yeah.

01:42:21.240 That's crazy.

01:42:23.240 There's so many other things that I could buy that are black that cost 220.

01:42:27.240 Yeah.

01:42:28.240 I love speech.

01:42:29.240 You like the chessboard?

01:42:30.240 Yeah.

01:42:31.240 Bro, how much is just the watch?

01:42:33.240 Just the watch?

01:42:34.240 Yeah.

01:42:35.240 How much is just the watch?

01:42:36.240 900 for just the watch.

01:42:37.240 900 for just the watch.

01:42:38.240 Yeah.

01:42:39.240 Hmm.

01:42:40.240 Hmm.

01:42:41.240 Okay, so with the box and the watch, you could do 280.

01:42:47.240 Very long.

01:42:48.240 You are very less.

01:42:49.240 But you're not going down with me.

01:42:50.240 You're not meeting me in the middle.

01:42:51.240 This is not good business that you're doing with me right now.

01:42:52.240 You see this watch?

01:42:53.240 Yeah.

01:42:54.240 His favorite watch.

01:42:55.240 Nice watch.

01:42:56.240 But I need you to smile.

01:42:57.240 Smile, smile.

01:42:58.240 My style is over here.

01:42:59.240 Smile.

01:43:00.240 There you go.

01:43:01.240 1,020 in case.

01:43:02.240 1,020?

01:43:03.240 Yeah.

01:43:04.240 So you're not even going down.

01:43:05.240 80 dollars, I pay commission.

01:43:06.240 Yeah, I'm spending a rack on that.

01:43:07.240 How much do you pay last, Sirius?

01:43:08.240 Sirius?

01:43:09.240 Yeah.

01:43:10.240 Sirius, I'm telling you the max price we'll pay for the box and this is $300.

01:43:14.240 300, 320.

01:43:15.240 320.

01:43:16.240 320.

01:43:17.240 320.

01:43:18.240 But you're not asking my horse.

01:43:19.240 No way.

01:43:20.240 That's still too much, but I'm doing it for you.

01:43:21.240 320 is good.

01:43:22.240 That's good.

01:43:23.240 Yeah.

01:43:24.240 Yeah.

01:43:25.240 Yeah.

01:43:26.240 Yeah.

01:43:27.240 Yeah.

01:43:28.240 Yeah.

01:43:29.240 Yeah.

01:43:30.240 Yeah.

01:43:31.240 Yeah.

01:43:32.240 Yeah.

01:43:33.240 Yeah.

01:43:34.240 Yeah.

01:43:35.240 Yeah.

01:43:36.240 Yeah.

01:43:37.240 Yeah.

01:43:38.240 Yeah.

01:43:39.240 Yeah.

01:43:40.240 Yeah.

01:43:41.240 Yeah.

01:43:42.240 Yeah.

01:43:43.240 Yeah.

01:43:44.240 Yeah.

01:43:45.240 Yeah.

01:43:46.240 Yeah.

01:43:47.240 Yeah.

01:43:48.240 Yeah.

01:43:49.240 Yeah.

01:43:50.240 Yeah.

01:43:51.240 Yeah.

01:43:52.240 Yeah.

01:43:53.240 Hi, bro.

01:43:54.240 We're here to come in and out quick.

01:43:55.240 We got to go make it to prayer.

01:43:56.240 Okay.

01:43:57.240 320 for this in the box.

01:43:59.240 We really don't.

01:44:00.240 We're doing this because we're talking about first number 888.

01:44:05.240 It's very good.

01:44:06.240 What does that mean like original?

01:44:08.240 It's like the best.

01:44:09.240 It looks like Zelensky.

01:44:10.240 What?

01:44:11.240 Yeah, that's how watches are.

01:44:12.240 No battery.

01:44:13.240 You know what?

01:44:14.240 You know very good.

01:44:15.240 How much is it in this level?

01:44:16.240 Everywhere in the world.

01:44:17.240 You know what?

01:44:18.240 $700, $800, $600, the cheapest, cheapest.

01:44:21.240 What does YouTuber have to do with it?

01:44:22.240 What do you mean?

01:44:23.240 Give me the calculator.

01:44:24.240 Because we're YouTuber, you give us a higher price?

01:44:25.240 No.

01:44:26.240 I said, you know, you are everywhere in the world.

01:44:27.240 You know the prices.

01:44:28.240 Better than many tourists.

01:44:29.240 No, we don't.

01:44:30.240 We don't shop like that.

01:44:31.240 Okay.

01:44:32.240 I'll show you.

01:44:33.240 Well, because I know the prices.

01:44:34.240 I know you can give me better than what you're giving me.

01:44:35.240 I'll try.

01:44:36.240 Because if you're not.

01:44:37.240 Him, he's going very, very.

01:44:38.240 You're the boss, right?

01:44:39.240 Let me do reasonable.

01:44:40.240 Oh, with a smile, please.

01:44:41.240 With a smile.

01:44:42.240 With a smile.

01:44:43.240 I want you to be tired this time.

01:44:44.240 Exactly.

01:44:45.240 I want you to be happy.

01:44:46.240 I want you to close the sale.

01:45:11.240 Dinner on us tonight.

01:45:13.240 yeah this is the last hour you know maybe a couple of minutes we are closing we're very tired

01:45:17.960 very tired that's the reason very sorry so let's not waste your time you know no problem you know

01:45:22.600 what with the box if you talk with him it takes two hours theater you know

01:45:30.680 five hundred four four four four four four closed cash four close card right 450 card yeah i might

01:45:40.360 have cash 400 400 cash okay uh 450 card 400 cash 400 cash thank you no i need um this one this one

01:45:54.440 if you want this it's this one this one i'll pay card i have cash i have cash i've

01:45:58.680 enough enough cash i have like 200. guys just send me do it no problem just eat you okay just

01:46:05.800 count it in the thing did you send it really and you only 20 really no i didn't yeah i'll add it

01:46:09.640 to it yeah exactly just add it to it 400 cash so save the that's 400. no 400 400. thank you sir

01:46:18.920 thank you it was a pleasure doing business nice to meet you put the money on the table

01:46:25.560 it does

01:46:29.480 no no no no no no no no no no no no no now we got a clip farm the the get you want me to hold

01:46:34.520 the camera while you give it to him yeah you want to do it now yeah yeah yeah for sure or in front of

01:46:38.920 the mosque whoa that's good that's good yeah you're right it's good for the background promote islam

01:46:45.080 war okay bismillah wait so do i get do i get negative hasanet when i in christianity for telling

01:46:54.120 you to do it in front of the mosque no it's better than saying shaitan yeah you're right hey

01:46:58.280 negotiating what's your name it's about unity methi you're turkish

01:47:07.800 first time in turkey first time in turkey where are you from i'm from new york new york america no

01:47:14.280 i'm from china ching chong it doesn't matter it doesn't matter of course women is women how long

01:47:19.960 you have women is women right women is woman woman is human don't worry oh human is human

01:47:25.640 but woman is woman yeah yeah okay

01:47:31.320 you're a strong guy you used to be wrestling before oh do you think right here i see

01:47:39.720 do you think you could take him in a fight

01:47:41.080 yeah i used to be a wrestler uh greek roman olympic wrestler oh okay like habib and uh islam

01:47:50.440 not like this they are ufc we are olympic wrestling okay like match uh but that's what they started

01:47:55.320 they started ensemble yeah they do uh if you are doing the ufc the best thing is you have to learn

01:48:00.360 grappling yeah and all the good uh ufc fighters jiu-jitsu they are they're coming from grappling and

01:48:05.640 jujitsu wrestling or judo they do that there's some strikers like mcgregor sean o'malley the irish

01:48:11.400 people you're right yeah yeah let's do a picture yellow yellow picture 350

01:48:24.040 can i get a picture with you

01:48:27.080 w cheeser thank you bro okay

01:48:39.000 i put our photos in the shop and

01:48:42.920 wait wait you have a you have a bag too right you have a backpack

01:48:45.880 do you have a backpack you want a backpack right now or no they don't have my own backpack okay that's

01:48:49.960 okay we go all right to the mosque yeah yeah it's a blue mosque okay so we have until 8 30.

01:48:57.080 we have a lot of time bro oh the the praise at 8 30 yes

01:49:03.080 the praise uh we have a lot of time oh shit well there's we can go to the water

01:49:07.640 i'm down to do that yeah let's yeah let's go water let's go do one activity before prayer

01:49:18.920 uh we're just going bro oh my god is this not hard

01:49:24.440 it kind of is brother how much is this of course you can of course you can good to meet you bro

01:49:32.040 what's your name 100 you adam where are you from uh usa that's all i have

01:49:37.000 only i have this much 3300 quick quick buy nice to meet you bro can i get a picture too sure yeah

01:49:44.840 what do you want to do when you grow up i feel like i know you guys

01:49:52.440 you want to get that bag no 250 bucks good to meet you man nice to meet you bro alaikum salam

01:49:59.960 wait quick quick can i ask i want to ask him something after this picture yes

01:50:05.560 quick bro quick bro

01:50:09.640 i feel like i know you guys what do you want to do when you grow up i feel like i know you guys

01:50:13.240 be a youtube streamer why do you want to be a youtube streamer uh i want to be like nick 830

01:50:18.760 like nick 830 you like play fortnite okay are you have you started yet no no too young that's true

01:50:26.440 do you work hard remember to work hard every single day if you work hard every day you'll win i promise

01:50:32.440 you okay good luck man yes can i get a picture yeah all right you play fortnite are you getting that

01:50:54.520 bag huh are you getting that bag oh no i'm not gonna buy that bag yo what's your name what how much

01:51:02.280 your name's adam your name's adam how old are you nine i don't have i don't have i have cash

01:51:10.600 you know click i have uh 100 cash 100 cash we have to go we're a big rush

01:51:19.320 200 yeah okay okay

01:51:25.720 i actually only have 200 cash so

01:51:32.280 i have 150 60

01:51:57.720 um this is 180 that's all i have a lot 180 that's all i have you're buying it for you yeah

01:52:10.680 that's all i have voila

01:52:14.520 we have to go take yes okay thank you bro

01:52:16.840 thank you can you do me one thing my boys love you like can you just say salam to isa and the man

01:52:28.040 yes yeah hey salam to isa and i'm not okay let's go yeah ten dollar for photo

01:52:35.960 what's going to do you know what's going to do you know what's going to do you know what's going

01:52:42.200 okay bro let's go let's go let's go to the river no more pictures yellow yellow

01:52:53.240 w method you see that method what method oh i was gonna give 200 but all i have is 180 in my pocket

01:53:00.040 yeah it was actually true but you know w scam you still got scam bag bought from africa for 20

01:53:07.800 max okay like everything you buy in america it is a big bag though it is a big bag it's a nice bag

01:53:12.920 but you can say the same thing for everything in america

01:53:18.360 we're big rush big rush big rush let's go let's go no more no more shopping big rush

01:53:22.120 big rush well it's not a backpack but i'll take it

01:53:37.400 what's up bro

01:53:41.720 i should have brought a soccer ball to him itching to play

01:53:43.720 what do you think of that farm good farm good farm good farm good farm i actually have friends

01:53:53.080 who own a shop right here you want to say hi they're good decent content little detour last detour

01:54:01.320 i'm glad we're back outside right here in this mall

01:54:05.480 get some baddies well we got that nico's got to check my friend nico is here nico go home

01:54:17.000 you know nico come here let's see if he's in here the bag is actually so nice it is it is

01:54:24.200 shout out to arab i would not have seen that if you didn't say

01:54:27.400 it's closed bro come

01:54:31.160 okay let's just go

01:54:36.040 nico my friend

01:54:43.960 turkish is not arabic i know i know i gotta learn more i know not so sun but

01:54:53.240 see see hey where's nico at nico is not here why where's nico at nico is in antalya no way

01:55:00.760 what about omer oh my friend good to see you again good to see you my friend how are you good

01:55:07.640 turkish shop right here good hello bro

01:55:12.120 uh we done we done shopping now but when i come back by myself let's walk in let's walk in

01:55:18.520 how are you brother

01:55:21.080 look at this i love the design in turkey i need to i need to go with him one second how are you brother

01:55:26.040 you got style one second yo nico i'm getting dragged take this mic take this mic let's go back

01:55:35.480 hold on hold on

01:55:36.280 and it's come to you okay sorry i was getting dragged what the boys are dragging me huh tell us

01:55:45.560 tell us you see upstairs no no no terrorists no terrorists

01:55:50.840 we love everyone oh terrace terrace

01:55:53.000 yeah okay we just see the view and then we have to go okay let's go this way this way oh this way

01:56:05.080 still muted

01:56:13.000 let's see if the view lives up to the height

01:56:15.160 is

01:56:32.200 i like your hat

01:56:34.840 very good very good

01:56:35.560 he's having fun bro i made it i made a turkish documentary here about the market

01:56:49.640 and what happened well that's why they're all dragging me oh they remember you yeah

01:56:55.720 how long ago is that two years ago yeah two years ago

01:56:57.800 but it blew up it blew up a year later hello bro

01:57:27.800 i was like

01:57:33.480 turkey

01:57:37.240 sneko thinks in aura shots like w turkey and needles already knows what to do

01:57:42.680 i know

01:57:42.920 sneko just walks up when the music was bumping you're like yeah he just walks up and he goes

01:57:48.040 sorry sorry sorry

01:57:51.000 show it out show them the view

01:57:57.800 the view

01:58:04.760 w turkey

01:58:09.640 whoa is that real wait wait wait wait oh no that's a reflection wait come here stand here

01:58:15.480 look at these monsters bro

01:58:16.840 bro

01:58:21.960 did you see this one

01:58:28.920 oh my look at this view

01:58:32.920 film that please with the turkish slide this is this massive

01:58:37.000 crazy place huh w istanbul yeah bro w turkey

01:58:46.840 all right that's got to be an aura shot of me and arab

01:58:53.800 it's just take it from the stream we don't need to keep it another boom

01:59:01.720 all right cool

01:59:02.360 the ap up here oh no it's too loud

01:59:15.000 needle six up here it's not that loud it's not that loud the music's loud okay you're right

01:59:21.400 thank you bro your best shot is in front of a mosque

01:59:25.400 that i mean that is the shot but then do it then hey stop clip farming let's live in the moment

01:59:32.360 oh

01:59:34.360 is this pizza for us

01:59:37.080 this is for us

01:59:40.760 yeah for us right you were the voice clip arm was room no it's like i spit something out of my

01:59:44.280 mouth okay and it's like flew on your shirt and you're like this and i was like laughing i'm

01:59:47.640 trying to like red pill and he was like fuck you spit on me i think it's still here just forget

01:59:51.720 about it bro like you gotta oh man l needles bro distracting me

01:59:54.760 i was trying to red pill you out clippers if that one was asked to lead it so i get a better one

02:00:10.760 i think it was good enough i'm done farming i just want to enjoy this

02:00:15.960 hello ladies

02:00:21.960 hola

02:00:35.960 come where no no no no store no store no more store no more store no more store done store

02:00:41.960 why because finished by turkish license w stream shout out to you turkish light

02:00:48.200 haya sofia was christian is that true yeah i hawk yeah i know bro i was like free gift

02:00:54.600 chris for mr backpack yo sneeko do you want a free backpack no no no okay okay okay okay

02:01:00.760 where where where the the guys who are who are fans from the video well they were in the video

02:01:05.880 free backpack they said free free backpack yeah free free gift

02:01:13.640 oh god damn man

02:01:17.240 it's okay sorry sorry sorry sorry you're gonna leave him hanging bro no sorry he lied to me

02:01:25.960 nothing's free life lesson son i got scared this time nothing in this life is free wow what's up bro

02:01:33.160 what's up hello hello where are you from india yeah where india mumbai

02:01:39.400 mumbai hello that's your son india india india son this is the ambani family i love india

02:01:48.360 my wife i'm in here hello hello my wife hello india india w india

02:02:05.800 him that's ahmad muhammad yeah ahmad muhammad yeah famous man

02:02:12.040 famous bollywood actor selfie selfie actor famous bollywood actor

02:02:21.000 india india india india india

02:02:28.440 all right nice to meet you bro

02:02:30.840 india

02:02:39.640 okay to the river it's the river yeah yeah i gotta change the batteries to the river is there a river

02:02:43.000 this way you said it's this way okay okay uh shall we get it for a sec we should tell the

02:02:49.560 okay he's out you knocked him out you knocked him out

02:02:51.800 count him all right wait let's go round two round two okay i needed to get the feel for it

02:02:57.720 yeah how much how much time walk

02:03:02.360 five minutes five minutes okay nice nice okay nice nice nice nice to meet you bro

02:03:08.840 our security's like roided out of his mind bro yes let's go to the river man

02:03:14.520 you know you know the way arab no i can look i think it's that way the river does he know the way

02:03:24.440 okay bro come to austria man okay where yes bro next time yeah it's not a river

02:03:31.080 okay so something you're talking about let's go to another spot okay where's the best place to go

02:03:34.440 right now before the mosque of course you can there there's there's really nothing that way it's just an

02:03:42.280 open road this way let's go this way let's go this way

02:03:47.160 tiktokers come on they're more than tiktokers mom you're embarrassing us mom you're embarrassing us

02:03:55.720 nice to meet you

02:04:00.200 i've seen you before what was your tiktok

02:04:03.560 what do you post she's familiar what do i know her from uh maybe because she's wearing a hijab

02:04:14.440 i don't know

02:04:18.360 did i dm you before

02:04:21.800 oh there you go why are you zooming in my face well i got banned on instagram since then i haven't

02:04:28.120 i didn't follow up in the conversation well she was like i'm pretty crazy i did didn't i was it

02:04:34.360 good what did i say i don't remember i was going to look for it well it's gone now yeah okay

02:04:41.560 why didn't you respond i did i'm pretty sure she did respond but what are you trying to say that's

02:04:46.200 okay okay wait wait uh hold on is um can i

02:04:56.040 is she married now how old is she 23 is she looking for marriage yes can you tell her i'm

02:05:01.160 interested maybe we can okay okay thank you thank you okay yes yes yes appointment busy guy busy guy

02:05:07.720 okay who's taking the picture all right let's go this way interrupting my marriage for all right

02:05:13.960 cool nice to meet you let's get out of here this way this way my friend you couldn't see my show

02:05:18.440 no no thank you oh man it's my wife don't talk to my wife don't talk to my wife i'll see you soon

02:05:25.800 okay my man how are you fine and you see that's why i started talking to her she said that's my

02:05:31.560 husband that's my husband how are you welcome bro long time no see everything okay you were in

02:05:36.680 Lebanon yeah yeah yeah i was in Lebanon yeah yo these guys i did a documentary with them i shouted out

02:05:41.960 their shop and then as soon as they had hundreds of viewers when it went viral they scammed them all

02:05:46.920 what oh my team yes bravo you are real man how are you good good Turkish yes your bodyguard you take

02:05:55.480 him on a ride yeah of course yeah him no you go you go me go you go yellow here you go

02:06:12.680 go get the mom's contact yeah where did she go you didn't get the girl's contact nah i mean i can

02:06:17.400 probably find her on ig

02:06:25.160 damn where did they go that guy said he had a meeting so he interrupted that

02:06:28.920 fucking guy

02:06:31.800 yes jose marino best one that's the special one you are youtuber no no youtube israel banned my youtube

02:06:38.680 channel yeah do you understand yes you got who

02:06:42.920 uh i'm not on youtube bro no no football israel banned me on youtube i'm on rumble now

02:07:00.840 because free speech all right when you speak against israel when you speak pro you like palestine

02:07:05.480 no you don't like palestine you're you're you're you do you do i like you thank you good very good

02:07:11.720 where are you from you're from turkey why do you don't like palestine i'm kurdish man you're kurdish man

02:07:19.800 you're lebanese oh okay oh yeah good to meet you

02:07:24.360 who do you think is gonna win jake or uh jake or who jake paul or pyson

02:07:29.480 bro tyson's 60 years old bro come on be realistic you want a picture yeah okay let's take it nice

02:07:35.880 to meet you bro all right nice to meet you okay hello yeah yeah are you filipino where are you from

02:07:49.800 vietnam kazakhstan okay yes let's take photo what's your name what's your name nice to meet you

02:08:04.760 okay bro be safe okay all right they don't speak a word of english where did arab go okay arab arab

02:08:11.880 arab let's get out of here all right let's get out of here let's go where's the best place to go let's

02:08:15.240 go that way let's walk that way right okay no more watch yeah one walking one walking one walking

02:08:25.080 see you again omar of course

02:08:31.160 okay

02:08:34.440 no let's go

02:08:35.080 i think i'm walking with jack doherty right now huh i'm just kidding

02:08:58.840 i would have done the same thing bro he's flipping me off because of galatasaray

02:09:01.640 all right all right i'm just kidding i like all that's right i don't i'm fender bache today

02:09:10.920 so if we if we follow this road it'll take us to the water but it's like a 10 minute drive

02:09:15.240 or walk walk that's fine 10 minute walk is easy oh yeah dude that pissed me off so much

02:09:21.240 like i'm literally talking to my future wife watch out arab arab maybe a little longer than 10 minutes

02:09:26.680 jesus christ eric hey

02:09:32.120 thank you for sending me my life bro thank you

02:09:35.560 i have a conference i have a conference

02:09:37.080 they go fuck your conference

02:09:40.200 please look forward bro this guard is gonna get kidnapped by a train dude this guard is sweating

02:09:44.360 he's working right now i know he's carrying these bags bro these things are heavy

02:09:48.040 it might be a bit more than 10 minutes you think so yeah i looked at the map i just want to walk

02:09:55.000 away from there angola notice what's going on

02:10:01.880 nobody's we still got it's an hour until prayer time what the

02:10:07.000 who was she i know no it was fine because like there was a crowd and someone started asking who

02:10:10.920 she was and she said no that's my husband that's my husband i want to make sure damn what was her

02:10:15.160 fucking instagram bro she'll message you just talk just talk to her i don't have instagram bro

02:10:19.640 oh yeah message needles okay uh i'm still signing to one like this yay account

02:10:28.200 from my yay days that's what that's what when i go on instagram i use that i think it's like

02:10:33.560 what did you say to her mother i said i'm interested in marrying your daughter

02:10:37.480 and she said yeah and she said okay you didn't ask for the number and then some

02:10:40.520 fucking guys suck my bro oh my god bro see i would have stepped in there where did my mother

02:10:46.600 yeah but you're on the fucking bike grip no no but last time i tried to help you with a chick

02:10:50.040 or or or participate in a wingman and you scolded me because you i don't need you to help me bro

02:10:55.080 you don't do it in a w man's way you do it in a bad way

02:10:58.840 i think i'm a pretty w wingman sometimes i have my faults i gotta find her

02:11:03.800 okay yeah what's her instagram maybe we could uh we could stream together tomorrow

02:11:09.800 god damn bro

02:11:14.200 yo you want ice cream yes turkish ice cream um sure

02:11:28.600 careful don't walk forward yeah no

02:11:33.800 okay that's her tiktok what's her what's her instagram though chai

02:11:44.440 you want her to dm me and i'll just send you it uh yeah i think we found it

02:11:52.120 yeah i found it i found it

02:11:53.000 what is this what's blue bro blue finish blue finish yes take it

02:12:09.000 pistachio blackberry lemon vanilla chocolate what do you want found it what do you want uh vanilla

02:12:23.000 ihnen

02:12:26.360 shit sorry it's i tried to catch it

02:12:30.840 you're making this really hard you know what i mean the cones in your hand

02:12:38.680 This guy just took the whole thing out.

02:12:47.680 I can hold him there.

02:12:52.680 Inshallah, Inshallah.

02:13:01.680 Thank you.

02:13:11.680 What do you want?

02:13:12.680 No, it's okay, it's okay.

02:13:14.680 How much?

02:13:16.680 Okay.

02:13:17.680 What do you want?

02:13:18.680 Pistachio, blackberry, lemon.

02:13:20.680 Pistachio.

02:13:22.680 Fuck, this shit's good.

02:13:24.680 Everything's all good.

02:13:31.680 What did he say?

02:13:33.680 Hey, just told him not to fuck with you.

02:13:34.680 I know, but that's the whole point.

02:13:35.680 No, no, no, it's okay.

02:13:36.680 It's okay, it's okay.

02:13:38.680 Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

02:13:40.680 No, no, no.

02:13:41.680 I don't even want the ice here.

02:13:44.680 For you no gay?

02:13:47.680 For you no gay?

02:13:48.680 For you no gay.

02:13:51.680 The gay thing is what makes it funny.

02:13:53.680 Give me the Chris from Mr. Beast cone.

02:13:58.680 Hum, hum, hum, hum.

02:14:00.680 Yipa!

02:14:03.680 Yipa!

02:14:09.680 In the Lebanese guy.

02:14:10.680 In the Lebanese guy.

02:14:13.680 Yeah, yeah, in the U2.

02:14:15.680 Yes.

02:14:16.680 Wait, how much do we owe you?

02:14:19.680 600.

02:14:20.680 600.

02:14:21.680 You take card?

02:14:22.680 Yes.

02:14:25.680 Just give me a second, let me.

02:14:28.680 Yup!

02:14:29.680 Nico, take this mic! Did you see that? I gotta go pay. He assaulted me! Bro, you shoved it in my face!

02:14:41.680 I saw it. I have it on video. You do? Delete it. Delete it, bro. Please. Come on, let me see your phone.

02:14:50.680 No, no. Bro, just delete it. Give me ice cream then. Actually? Yeah, sure. Just take it. It's okay. Yeah, you can have it.

02:15:01.680 I'm deleting it. He's not deleting it. Look at him just lied. Where did Arab go? He left again?

02:15:12.680 He went to go pay.

02:15:28.680 So what mosque is this? That's blue mosque? That's blue mosque.

02:15:34.680 But he needs pants. He's wearing shorts. And he's wearing shorts. Yeah.

02:15:42.680 Okay.

02:15:46.680 Yo, he's from Afghanistan. Is the Taliban dangerous?

02:15:50.680 No.

02:15:52.680 Media makes it sound bad.

02:15:53.680 Media makes it sound bad? We can go to Afghanistan and we'll be killing?

02:15:56.680 Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, this guy's up there too.

02:15:59.680 Afghanistan stream?

02:16:00.680 Taliban!

02:16:01.680 No, no, no.

02:16:03.680 American media's making them sound bad.

02:16:05.680 I know, but I might not be able to go back to America. You know, if I go, it might be a risk.

02:16:09.680 Oh, okay, yeah.

02:16:10.680 Okay, wait, so what American media-

02:16:11.680 A lot of YouTubers are doing that right now. They're going to Handahar, they're going to Iraq.

02:16:15.680 Exactly, right? Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen.

02:16:19.680 Yeah, yeah.

02:16:20.680 Libya.

02:16:21.680 Hey!

02:16:22.680 Welcome.

02:16:23.680 He doesn't even like when he makes that kidnap face.

02:16:27.680 Where's the mic?

02:16:28.680 So American media, what are they trying to-

02:16:31.680 Okay, he walked away. I'm just trying to grift him.

02:16:33.680 Let's go to the class.

02:16:34.680 Cheers, bro.

02:16:35.680 Ah, I gotta throw that out.

02:16:52.680 This guy's a beast.

02:16:53.680 Yeah, he's good. Where's our stuff?

02:16:56.680 Shit.

02:16:57.680 In the car?

02:16:58.680 Driver?

02:16:59.680 Already?

02:17:00.680 When did you do that?

02:17:01.680 When did he do that?

02:17:02.680 This is top tier security, bro.

02:17:03.680 When the f-

02:17:04.680 This is the guy you want to take with you everywhere.

02:17:05.680 I didn't even see him.

02:17:06.680 He doesn't even speak a word. He doesn't even speak a word of English.

02:17:09.680 Watch, speak to him in English. Look how he shivers. He roid rages. Watch.

02:17:12.680 My friend.

02:17:13.680 How many genders are there?

02:17:14.680 Mosque, where?

02:17:15.680 Mosque.

02:17:16.680 How far?

02:17:17.680 Time.

02:17:18.680 Time.

02:17:21.680 Five minutes, five minutes.

02:17:23.680 Yeah, can we eat? Where can we eat?

02:17:25.680 Can we eat?

02:17:26.680 Food, food.

02:17:27.680 Sushi.

02:17:28.680 Yes.

02:17:29.680 No, no.

02:17:30.680 Sushi.

02:17:31.680 Stop, dude. Stop, stop, stop.

02:17:32.680 I don't know.

02:17:33.680 No, no. Stop, stop, stop.

02:17:34.680 How many genders are there?

02:17:35.680 Yeah.

02:17:36.680 Trump or Biden?

02:17:37.680 What does he say?

02:17:39.680 What does he say?

02:17:40.680 Sheer.

02:17:41.680 Sheer.

02:17:42.680 Sheer.

02:17:43.680 Sheer.

02:17:44.680 Yes.

02:17:45.680 Trump or Biden?

02:17:46.680 Sheer.

02:17:47.680 Donald Trump?

02:17:48.680 Joe Biden.

02:17:49.680 Okay, okay, okay, okay.

02:17:50.680 I did not. Did you see him go to the car?

02:17:55.680 No, the guy came and he just handed it off to him.

02:17:57.680 Okay.

02:17:58.680 Bro, he protected you from the ice cream, man.

02:18:00.680 I know, and then he shoved it in my face.

02:18:02.680 Fuck, man.

02:18:03.680 I got assaulted.

02:18:04.680 Put the, if you're gonna clip the ice cream thing, put the kid clip in there too.

02:18:07.680 That was funny.

02:18:09.680 Chat, am I crunching too much in the mic?

02:18:14.680 Arab is such an asshole. Disrespectful.

02:18:16.680 Yeah, bro, come on, man.

02:18:19.680 Robotic security.

02:18:20.680 Bro, he's actually like the Terminator.

02:18:23.680 That's literally what he is.

02:18:24.680 Sorry, sorry.

02:18:25.680 Sorry, sorry.

02:18:29.680 He, he looks like he sounds like, I'm back.

02:18:34.680 Say hello to my little friend.

02:18:44.680 Okay, time to give the, the watch, huh?

02:18:47.680 Oh.

02:18:49.680 Oh.

02:18:53.680 We'll do it later, bro.

02:18:54.680 I'll do it without you.

02:18:55.680 Yeah, we'll do it when we go to the car.

02:19:00.680 The realization.

02:19:02.680 Why don't we just summon the car and do it?

02:19:04.680 Um.

02:19:07.680 We could do that too.

02:19:08.680 Right here in front of this mosque.

02:19:09.680 This is the mosque?

02:19:10.680 This is Ahmad Sultan?

02:19:11.680 Yes.

02:19:12.680 Can we call the car here?

02:19:13.680 Do mosque.

02:19:14.680 We need the watch.

02:19:15.680 Watch.

02:19:16.680 Watch, watch.

02:19:17.680 Watch.

02:19:18.680 Watch.

02:19:19.680 Gift.

02:19:20.680 Yes.

02:19:21.680 Present.

02:19:22.680 Watch, time.

02:19:23.680 Okay.

02:19:24.680 To give to him.

02:19:25.680 Film.

02:19:26.680 Camera.

02:19:27.680 Okay.

02:19:28.680 Yeah, thank you.

02:19:30.680 Say here.

02:19:31.680 Is it good?

02:19:32.680 Yes.

02:19:33.680 Or here, somewhere.

02:19:34.680 Yes.

02:19:38.680 Is this actually the mosque?

02:19:39.680 I think so.

02:19:40.680 Chad, is it?

02:19:41.680 This one Ahmad Sultan?

02:19:42.680 Yes.

02:19:43.680 The blue mosque.

02:19:46.680 Chad, is this the, um, is this the Malcolm X mosque?

02:19:53.680 Give watch in the Maybach car, it's a better clip.

02:19:56.680 All right.

02:19:57.680 It's not clip farming, Chad.

02:19:58.680 We live in the moment.

02:19:59.680 Oh, it actually is a good clip, huh?

02:20:00.680 Should we tell him not to call the car back?

02:20:04.680 You just told him?

02:20:05.680 Yeah.

02:20:06.680 Okay, tell him never mind.

02:20:07.680 Never mind.

02:20:08.680 No car, no car.

02:20:09.680 Okay.

02:20:10.680 This is good.

02:20:11.680 This is it?

02:20:17.680 You.

02:20:19.680 Yeah.

02:20:20.680 The mosque from Assassin's Creed, is it?

02:20:22.680 Oh, yeah.

02:20:23.680 It does look like that.

02:20:24.680 No, it's okay.

02:20:25.680 It's okay.

02:20:26.680 It's okay.

02:20:27.680 It's okay.

02:20:28.680 Yo, you know how these work?

02:20:31.680 Chad, you guys know how these work?

02:20:33.680 The colognes?

02:20:34.680 They actually smell like the real colognes, but they like dilute them.

02:20:37.680 So, they buy a real one, they dilute it to 500, and then they sell it to you for like 30x the price.

02:20:47.680 Recreate the photo.

02:20:48.680 Yeah, I wish I was wearing a suit.

02:20:49.680 Bro, how crazy are the fucking clouds?

02:20:50.680 Oh, sorry.

02:20:51.680 I'm not sad.

02:20:52.680 Stop for Allah.

02:20:53.680 How crazy are the clouds?

02:20:55.680 And people say God isn't real.

02:21:00.680 Hagia Sophia.

02:21:01.680 Okay, people are disagreeing.

02:21:04.680 People are giving me conflicting answers.

02:21:06.680 They're saying it's this one, but then they're saying it's Hagia Sophia.

02:21:09.680 This one, Sultan Ahmed or Hagia Sophia?

02:21:11.680 It is.

02:21:12.680 Bro.

02:21:13.680 No, Hagia Sophia.

02:21:14.680 It's Hagia Sophia.

02:21:17.680 No, Sophia's here.

02:21:19.680 Yeah, I know.

02:21:20.680 So, I don't know why Chad and people are saying it's this one.

02:21:23.680 You're being followed.

02:21:24.680 No, we're not.

02:21:30.680 This is Nuru Osmaniye.

02:21:34.680 Sophia is Christian Bulgarian?

02:21:39.680 Okay.

02:21:40.680 Okay, I don't know.

02:21:42.680 My friend.

02:21:43.680 Ahmed Sultan.

02:21:45.680 No, no, no.

02:21:46.680 There's a mosque at the Grand Mosque.

02:21:48.680 It's called Hagia Sophia.

02:21:49.680 Just follow the tram line.

02:21:50.680 But first, let's see this one.

02:21:52.680 No.

02:21:53.680 No, no.

02:21:54.680 I want to see this one, though.

02:21:55.680 Okay, okay.

02:21:56.680 Want to try a sample?

02:21:57.680 No, thank you.

02:21:58.680 No, poison.

02:21:59.680 Poison?

02:22:00.680 Oh, I like poison.

02:22:01.680 Try a try.

02:22:02.680 It's nice.

02:22:03.680 What is this?

02:22:04.680 Licorice?

02:22:05.680 Pistachio.

02:22:06.680 Oh, that's good.

02:22:08.680 No, bro.

02:22:09.680 Yes, bro.

02:22:10.680 And I don't want the sample no more.

02:22:13.680 Thank you.

02:22:16.680 This is your store.

02:22:17.680 Okay, we'll come back.

02:22:18.680 No, we won't.

02:22:19.680 Cap.

02:22:20.680 I know, I'm capping, bro.

02:22:21.680 Bro, you're a liar.

02:22:22.680 You're standing back.

02:22:23.680 It's called negotiation.

02:22:24.680 Tough for Allah.

02:22:27.680 Allah be in his sugar today.

02:22:30.680 What was the other place you wanted to see?

02:22:32.680 Istiklal Street.

02:22:33.680 We need to go there before I leave.

02:22:34.680 Okay.

02:22:35.680 Let's go check this out.

02:22:36.680 But is the prayer at 830?

02:22:37.680 830, yes.

02:22:38.680 We might not make it to Istiklal.

02:22:39.680 Or we'll make it.

02:22:40.680 We'll make it to the front.

02:22:41.680 And then I'll just leave you.

02:22:42.680 After we make it to the front.

02:22:44.680 Machine.

02:22:46.680 Okay.

02:22:49.680 Figure it out.

02:22:50.680 I feel like we teleported into the year 1200.

02:23:00.680 I have a place you can teleport yourself.

02:23:02.680 What's that?

02:23:03.680 I have a place you can teleport yourself.

02:23:05.680 Around here.

02:23:06.680 There is a teleportation corner.

02:23:08.680 You smoke one joint.

02:23:09.680 And you teleport.

02:23:10.680 Yes.

02:23:11.680 Oh.

02:23:12.680 Have you heard about it?

02:23:13.680 No, no.

02:23:14.680 I don't do drugs.

02:23:15.680 Really?

02:23:16.680 No, no.

02:23:17.680 Nothing better than drugs, brother.

02:23:18.680 Allah is better than drugs.

02:23:19.680 Allah is better than drugs.

02:23:20.680 Drugs are bad.

02:23:21.680 Allah is better than drugs.

02:23:22.680 Drugs are bad.

02:23:24.680 Bro, these are sick carpets.

02:23:26.680 Maybe buy one for your dad?

02:23:28.680 Yeah.

02:23:29.680 That's what you get to buy for your dad.

02:23:30.680 Look at you.

02:23:31.680 Look at you.

02:23:32.680 Look at you.

02:23:33.680 You call him and see if he wants it.

02:23:36.680 How are you?

02:23:37.680 Very good.

02:23:38.680 How are you doing?

02:23:39.680 I'm going to call him.

02:23:40.680 How can I help you to spend your money?

02:23:45.680 You're free.

02:23:46.680 How can I help you to spend your money?

02:23:48.680 That's exactly what it is.

02:23:50.680 What do you have? Raw honey?

02:23:52.680 No money, no honey.

02:23:54.680 Everything is free today?

02:23:55.680 Okay, great.

02:23:57.680 No money, no honey.

02:23:59.680 What are you selling us?

02:24:00.680 you're not in front of the camera you're fine nothing free nothing free

02:24:12.100 hi okay now put the camera on yes they don't want to be on camera but they want a picture

02:24:23.640 with me this is what the game is game is game the game's fucked up it's aura bro it's aura

02:24:29.800 the game's fucked up she sees aura you want to take a photo so it could be on your camera but not my

02:24:40.120 camera okay just turn away we'll take a photo so just look at me guys i'm here it's nico's

02:24:48.600 pure pulling right now okay cool it's a video i didn't know what's going on behind the camera

02:24:53.480 watch out scoot out the way

02:24:59.800 sneeco

02:25:04.440 sneeco

02:25:07.960 nassosan

02:25:09.560 yes everything good

02:25:14.360 i like your format this yes yes i like these rugs

02:25:20.680 oh okay never mind we'll go to a different store different story no no no

02:25:24.040 i'm very happy

02:25:27.960 he don't like joke

02:25:39.480 this move on

02:25:44.040 what i don't like about a lot of modern european cities is they add too many new buildings

02:26:12.040 that look like electronic like computer pieces this here it looks like someone could be shooting

02:26:17.960 a bow and arrow on the top of the roof here with an assassin's creed hood oh brother i gotta take you

02:26:23.800 to the favelas

02:26:25.000 i get what you're saying assassin's creed you gotta go to notre dame bro notre dame are we down for an

02:26:41.800 italy trip live in the moment naki today we're in turkey look at that how majestic is that

02:26:48.760 people always be looking at the architecture and stuff you see these flags or that is so

02:26:56.840 that is so that's literally the heavens

02:27:04.360 there's a drug deal going on under us

02:27:05.880 i know i'm not going to touch my face with the trash truck hand it's gonna wipe it thank you for

02:27:16.920 telling me that you're not going in uh i think the entrance is around

02:27:23.720 so after this let's go to your spot it's the cloud yeah yeah i like that brother my friend uh uh car

02:27:29.800 okay okay he's not awards it's natty he's natty where's the entrance it was it was we passed it you

02:27:42.600 sure yeah we passed it okay wow look at these houses crazy what exists in the world

02:27:52.600 it's like prison cells

02:27:59.800 it's just so beautiful i don't even want to yap right now or clip farm

02:28:05.240 so christen this for me

02:28:10.760 i there's a there's a good clip here there's a good ready ready

02:28:14.280 what's up okay sorry what what's the clip they try to tell you that transgenderism is the correct

02:28:18.840 religion oh no no no

02:28:29.800 what do you think needles

02:28:41.160 visitor entrance okay it's we literally walk past it and i might be closed i don't know if they do the

02:28:47.560 closing between prayer times thing

02:28:54.520 let's uh it's women's

02:28:55.640 this is men's entrance yes for men okay men or women no no no no there's a woman there's a man

02:29:11.320 there's a man there's a man there's a man in there woman with fans a woman only okay what about

02:29:15.800 transgender yeah where's the trends okay good because men

02:29:34.680 uh

02:29:48.920 uh

02:29:49.800 uh

02:29:55.960 Thank you.

02:30:25.960 Thank you.

02:30:55.960 Thank you.

02:31:25.960 Thank you.

02:31:55.960 Thank you.

02:32:25.960 Thank you.

02:32:55.960 Thank you.

02:33:25.940 Thank you.

02:33:55.920 Yes.

02:33:56.640 Do you play?

02:33:58.320 Let's play.

02:33:58.940 You have a ball?

02:34:00.220 Little bit.

02:34:01.340 Where's your ball?

02:34:02.540 I don't have.

02:34:03.000 I don't play.

02:34:03.740 You don't play?

02:34:04.460 Yeah.

02:34:04.800 What are you doing here?

02:34:06.040 I wait my brother.

02:34:07.400 Oh, for Isha.

02:34:08.160 You have to go home.

02:34:10.080 You have to go home.

02:34:11.020 You have to go home.

02:34:11.040 I don't have a photo.

02:34:13.120 Photo?

02:34:13.400 Yes.

02:34:14.000 Okay.

02:34:15.740 He has no idea who I am.

02:34:21.800 He's going to use you to sell his carpet.

02:34:23.340 Yeah, probably.

02:34:23.960 Nice to meet you, bro.

02:34:25.180 Yeah.

02:34:25.400 Okay, nice to meet you.

02:34:28.540 Okay.

02:34:28.860 Nice to meet you.

02:34:29.580 Okay.

02:34:30.140 Nice to meet you.

02:34:32.540 What's this here?

02:34:38.240 This is an Ottoman Empire relic.

02:34:40.980 The Grand Bazaar.

02:34:50.300 Pan up.

02:34:51.200 Boom.

02:34:53.920 What is this from?

02:34:56.940 What does this mean?

02:35:01.920 First door of Grand Bazaar.

02:35:05.200 Yes.

02:35:05.460 Let's go in.

02:35:07.880 That's close.

02:35:08.720 It's not close.

02:35:09.640 We have to come tomorrow.

02:35:10.800 If we all go together, we can push it open.

02:35:12.740 If you want, I can open it.

02:35:15.100 I'm just friends.

02:35:15.920 If you want, I can open that.

02:35:17.640 Come on.

02:35:18.340 Open it?

02:35:19.020 Yeah.

02:35:20.280 Come on, you can open it.

02:35:21.180 It's going to take some time.

02:35:22.680 He's going to call someone.

02:35:23.860 Yeah, it's okay.

02:35:24.480 My favorite light track?

02:35:26.140 Take one.

02:35:28.500 Where are you from?

02:35:29.380 Which one good?

02:35:31.180 Which one better?

02:35:31.960 Maybe if I know you.

02:35:33.740 Maybe if I know you.

02:35:34.840 It's okay.

02:35:36.160 We're waiting for it.

02:35:36.740 Where's the driver?

02:35:37.880 Yes.

02:35:38.480 He's here?

02:35:38.960 Okay, let's go.

02:35:39.720 Yeah, I love it.

02:35:41.160 Don't worry, bro.

02:35:43.820 Snuggle.

02:35:44.500 Snuggle.

02:35:46.120 Cinco.

02:35:46.560 Cinco.

02:35:54.120 You give us carpet free.

02:35:57.760 I will run.

02:35:58.580 Free carpet.

02:35:59.320 Huh?

02:35:59.760 Free carpet.

02:36:00.680 Come on, right?

02:36:03.360 Cinco.

02:36:04.840 Makes no sense to me.

02:36:11.900 Am I unmuted?

02:36:13.260 Yeah.

02:36:15.440 Fuck, you didn't hear me the whole time?

02:36:16.280 I was telling him to snigger.

02:36:16.920 I'm not.

02:36:17.800 Hmm.

02:36:18.180 Hmm.

02:36:18.220 Hmm.

02:36:18.460 Hmm.

02:36:18.520 Hmm.

02:36:18.620 Hmm.

02:36:18.740 Hmm.

02:36:20.740 Hmm.

02:36:21.680 Hmm.

02:36:22.680 Hmm.

02:36:22.740 Hmm.

02:36:24.740 Hmm.

02:36:25.740 Hmm.

02:36:26.740 Hmm.

02:36:27.240 Hmm.

02:36:27.740 Hmm.

02:36:27.940 Hmm.

02:36:28.800 Hmm.

02:36:28.860 Hmm.

02:36:29.880 Hmm.

02:36:29.900 Hmm.

02:36:30.680 Hmm.

02:36:30.900 Hmm.

02:36:31.760 Hmm.

02:36:31.900 Hmm.

02:36:31.960 Hmm.

02:36:32.840 Hmm.

02:36:32.900 Hmm.

02:36:33.060 Hmm.

02:36:33.900 Hmm.

02:36:34.560 Hmm.

02:36:38.100 Someone said, uh, Muslims aren't allowed to go past the barrier, but tourists are not.

02:36:42.560 Oh, a little late.

02:36:43.320 Hmm.

02:36:44.320 Hello.

02:36:45.320 I'm from America.

02:36:46.320 I'm from America.

02:36:48.320 Yes.

02:36:49.320 New York.

02:36:50.320 Mexico.

02:36:51.320 Nice to meet you.

02:36:52.320 New York.

02:36:53.320 Mexico.

02:36:54.320 Nice to meet you.

02:36:55.320 Mexico.

02:36:56.320 Nice to meet you.

02:36:57.320 Amigo.

02:36:58.320 Amigo.

02:36:59.320 They call me Taco Tate.

02:37:00.320 Muy bien.

02:37:01.320 Muy bien.

02:37:02.320 Muy bien.

02:37:03.320 In Lebanon, I'm Bruce Lee.

02:37:08.320 In Turkey, I'm George Lopez.

02:37:11.320 Good idea.

02:37:12.320 Not the American music.

02:37:18.320 It's like Colombia or Mexico.

02:37:19.320 He said, Colombia, Mexico.

02:37:28.180 You heard?

02:37:29.040 I don't know if they could hear.

02:37:36.600 You will always be Chinese to us, though.

02:37:39.040 Why are you saying that as if it's a bad thing?

02:37:41.180 Like you're belittling?

02:37:42.720 I don't like it.

02:37:44.300 That nigga has crazy plastic surgery.

02:37:49.320 I don't know.

02:38:01.900 El Whale.

02:38:03.100 Where did you see that?

02:38:04.540 I didn't even see.

02:38:07.940 Are those daddies right there?

02:38:16.720 How's Needles doing so far, WL?

02:38:19.320 Hey, Arab, you see that two-man mission behind us?

02:38:29.740 Yeah, I see.

02:38:31.540 Not my mission, but I'll support.

02:38:33.960 It's not your mission.

02:38:34.740 I'll support.

02:38:35.320 You're the pickiest motherfucker I've ever liked.

02:38:36.900 Yeah, I'm looking for a wife.

02:38:38.960 But there's still missions that you can go along the way.

02:38:40.640 Side quest, side quest.

02:38:42.060 We could.

02:38:42.580 Where are you ladies from?

02:38:45.340 France.

02:38:45.900 France.

02:38:46.340 Do you speak French?

02:38:47.340 Yes.

02:38:47.920 Oh, yes, yes.

02:38:48.500 Enchanté.

02:38:49.120 Enchanté.

02:38:49.680 Enchanté.

02:38:50.120 Is this the first time you travel here?

02:38:53.000 Yes.

02:38:53.560 Where are you from?

02:38:53.980 Paris or Marseille?

02:38:55.560 The two-man.

02:38:56.760 The two-man.

02:38:57.180 The two-man.

02:38:57.800 We just went to Saint-Tropez.

02:39:00.600 It's okay.

02:39:01.600 We just came back from Saint-Tropez.

02:39:03.840 We just came back from Saint-Tropez.

02:39:05.480 We were just in France.

02:39:06.380 Yeah.

02:39:06.560 It was good?

02:39:07.020 It was good, yeah.

02:39:08.560 It's a good city.

02:39:09.720 I can't hear you yelling so far away.

02:39:12.340 Why are you so far away?

02:39:15.160 Oh, she's a Friday camera.

02:39:16.500 Who is that guy?

02:39:17.720 I don't want to be in the mirror.

02:39:19.480 Okay.

02:39:20.120 All right.

02:39:20.500 Enchanté.

02:39:21.380 Look at needles being a fucking...

02:39:22.720 Cockblock needles.

02:39:23.560 It's okay.

02:39:25.500 Huh?

02:39:26.420 What?

02:39:29.860 Block your face with a fan.

02:39:31.020 Film watch this.

02:39:31.400 Don't film that.

02:39:31.720 Just block your face with a fan.

02:39:32.820 You are a YouTuber or something like that?

02:39:34.400 No, not a YouTuber, no.

02:39:35.760 What are you doing?

02:39:36.920 I don't know who that is, personally.

02:39:38.680 I've never seen him before.

02:39:39.280 Some guy's been following us around.

02:39:40.700 Can you stop filming me?

02:39:42.340 He's following us around.

02:39:44.440 We're making a documentary.

02:39:45.980 Ah, documentary.

02:39:46.760 Yes, yes.

02:39:47.980 A Beautiful Women in Turkey.

02:39:49.640 And we found the first two stars of the show.

02:39:52.660 Put your sunglasses on, maybe.

02:39:58.100 Yeah, put your sunglasses on.

02:39:59.540 Mayo, Mayo.

02:40:00.400 Now he can show you?

02:40:04.260 What's your name?

02:40:06.020 Yasmin.

02:40:07.800 Sasha.

02:40:09.260 Eddie.

02:40:10.980 Nice to meet you.

02:40:12.460 Nice to meet you.

02:40:14.520 How long have you been in Istanbul?

02:40:16.880 10 days.

02:40:17.700 10 days?

02:40:18.360 Just for holidays.

02:40:19.460 That's a long vacation.

02:40:20.620 Yes, long vacation.

02:40:21.560 What do you do so far?

02:40:24.800 What's the best thing to do?

02:40:26.000 You've been here for 10 days.

02:40:26.900 We just arrived three hours ago.

02:40:28.540 Your accent is so big, so I don't understand.

02:40:31.940 Okay.

02:40:32.220 What's the best thing to do here for vacances?

02:40:37.560 Um, um, in the mosquitos?

02:40:41.880 Yes, mosquitos.

02:40:43.200 Mosquitos?

02:40:43.780 It's very interesting.

02:40:44.800 Are you Muslim?

02:40:47.420 Yes, I am.

02:40:48.980 Are you also?

02:40:50.240 What is your nationality?

02:40:54.120 Libanese is French.

02:40:55.540 Are you speaking Arabic?

02:40:56.520 From Lebanon?

02:40:57.800 I'm Lebanese.

02:40:58.960 No.

02:40:59.280 You're Lebanese?

02:41:02.280 I'm Lebanese.

02:41:03.440 No.

02:41:04.480 I don't believe you.

02:41:05.760 You don't look like Lebanese.

02:41:09.160 That's racist.

02:41:10.340 No, I'm sorry.

02:41:11.820 He's Lebanese.

02:41:12.560 He's one of the Filipinos who are not for.

02:41:14.800 I don't speak Arabic.

02:41:15.760 My dad is Arabic, but I don't speak Arabic.

02:41:18.580 Lebanese, French.

02:41:19.840 Yeah, I'm...

02:41:20.760 We just come from Lebanon today.

02:41:23.040 And I go back tonight.

02:41:24.480 We flew from Beirut today.

02:41:25.880 I leave.

02:41:26.320 You're from Beirut?

02:41:27.020 Same day.

02:41:27.860 I fly in four hours.

02:41:29.100 But you're Lebanese.

02:41:30.060 Oui, Beirut.

02:41:31.020 Don't...

02:41:31.740 No, no, you're not on it.

02:41:32.560 You're not on it, don't worry.

02:41:33.300 You come from Beirut, so...

02:41:35.140 Yeah, oui.

02:41:36.000 Je suis Lebanese.

02:41:37.420 Oui.

02:41:38.660 Oui.

02:41:39.160 Yasmin.

02:41:40.920 Yasmin what?

02:41:41.840 What's your name?

02:41:42.600 Me?

02:41:43.120 Yes.

02:41:43.480 My real name?

02:41:44.060 I don't...

02:41:45.060 Not on documentary.

02:41:46.860 Me also private.

02:41:48.080 He filmed me.

02:41:48.700 He's weirdo, weirdo.

02:41:50.180 He filmed me.

02:41:50.660 Private, private.

02:41:51.180 Documentary.

02:41:51.980 Okay.

02:41:52.620 What are you doing tonight?

02:41:53.360 His name's Nico.

02:41:54.260 Nico?

02:41:54.880 Nico, yeah.

02:41:55.580 Nico.

02:41:56.360 Nicolas.

02:41:57.320 Nicolas.

02:41:57.960 Oui.

02:41:58.300 Okay.

02:41:59.640 How do you say at night?

02:42:01.780 Nuit.

02:42:02.400 Qu'est-ce que tu fais ce nuit?

02:42:04.500 Je dorme.

02:42:05.400 Je dorme.

02:42:06.100 I'm sleeping.

02:42:07.560 It's really early.

02:42:09.480 Yes, but tonight we have to wake up early because we have an activity very early.

02:42:16.100 Very early.

02:42:16.540 What's the activity?

02:42:17.240 Run?

02:42:17.940 No.

02:42:18.840 We go to...

02:42:19.640 Onfokote, no?

02:42:21.400 We go to visit France Island.

02:42:24.960 It's an activity you have to do in Turkey, in Istanbul.

02:42:28.380 French Island.

02:42:29.840 Prince.

02:42:30.440 Prince Island.

02:42:31.240 Prince Island.

02:42:31.920 Prince Island.

02:42:32.440 Yes.

02:42:33.240 How early?

02:42:34.880 Yes.

02:42:35.620 How early?

02:42:36.340 What time?

02:42:37.440 Eight.

02:42:38.180 Oh, so you can be out until 12.

02:42:39.740 One.

02:42:40.300 No.

02:42:40.560 Easy.

02:42:41.480 No.

02:42:42.520 It's...

02:42:42.960 No.

02:42:43.260 I want to sleep in there.

02:42:44.460 Well, when are you leaving?

02:42:45.220 She does a beauty sleep.

02:42:45.480 When are you leaving Turkey?

02:42:47.540 I don't remember.

02:42:48.900 It's mid.

02:42:49.600 I don't remember.

02:42:50.200 It's mid.

02:42:51.060 Mid.

02:42:52.360 It's not mid.

02:42:53.260 Quite nice, actually.

02:42:54.640 Seriously, I like that one.

02:42:55.860 Oh, no, you're tired?

02:42:56.680 Oh, okay.

02:42:58.160 D'accord.

02:42:58.940 Enchanté.

02:42:59.620 Enchanté.

02:43:00.100 Have a good day.

02:43:00.980 Have a good day.

02:43:01.540 Les Benes.

02:43:03.120 Bye.

02:43:04.500 Good afternoon.

02:43:06.080 Swatink.

02:43:06.880 Swatink.

02:43:07.480 Yes.

02:43:08.620 Good to meet you, bro.

02:43:09.800 How you doing, man?

02:43:10.780 The best IR streamer of all time.

02:43:12.860 Let's go.

02:43:13.740 Better than Speed.

02:43:14.580 Better than Kyle.

02:43:15.240 Better than whole MP crew, man.

02:43:16.860 Come on, man.

02:43:17.500 Oh, wait.

02:43:17.920 I like Agent.

02:43:18.520 I like Agent.

02:43:19.300 Agent's my homie.

02:43:21.140 He's black, though.

02:43:23.560 That is a good point.

02:43:25.180 He is black.

02:43:26.460 He is black.

02:43:27.640 You have so the power.

02:43:28.880 The handicap is less.

02:43:30.380 Right.

02:43:30.720 I can pick and choose.

02:43:31.520 Did you run here because you're very sweaty?

02:43:33.400 Yeah.

02:43:33.640 I'll fetch you over like 50 miles away and I had to pick a bus and metro to come.

02:43:37.400 But you're not Turkish.

02:43:38.420 No, I'm Turkish.

02:43:39.660 Your accent's like...

02:43:40.520 Oh, okay.

02:43:40.940 Yeah, I guess.

02:43:41.880 Yes.

02:43:43.900 I don't know what that means.

02:43:44.780 I'm asking like, how are you, too?

02:43:47.160 Yes.

02:43:48.460 Good.

02:43:49.120 Eve, Eve, Eve.

02:43:50.120 Yeah.

02:43:50.680 Very good.

02:43:51.120 You're going to come to get the God pill, though.

02:43:53.060 The God pill?

02:43:53.720 Yeah.

02:43:54.140 Tell Zerka to come.

02:43:54.920 He's being lazy.

02:43:55.620 Zerka, you got to come, bro.

02:43:56.860 We need you.

02:43:57.660 We need him back here.

02:43:58.560 I want to go to Albania with him.

02:43:59.860 We don't need anything.

02:44:00.780 We have everything, right?

02:44:01.940 All we need is Allah.

02:44:02.780 Yeah, you're true.

02:44:03.500 This guy's dope.

02:44:04.260 Yes, he is.

02:44:05.100 Are you in love speech?

02:44:07.020 Yeah, I'm of course in love speech.

02:44:08.480 And God pill, too.

02:44:09.240 And God pill.

02:44:10.120 Real nigga, man.

02:44:10.680 He's watched all the way, man.

02:44:11.480 Go ahead.

02:44:12.140 What's her name?

02:44:12.920 You're a good talker, Mustafa.

02:44:14.880 Thank you, man.

02:44:15.860 You're going to go far in life.

02:44:16.900 I made like a script.

02:44:18.000 I'm just reciting the script.

02:44:18.880 Oh, okay, okay.

02:44:20.060 You got to just send me the ETH, you know?

02:44:22.420 W paid actor.

02:44:24.540 Appreciate you.

02:44:25.680 Do you want to take a photo?

02:44:26.880 I can take a photo on the stream.

02:44:27.540 Let's take a photo on the stream.

02:44:28.520 Okay, ready?

02:44:29.780 Let's notice you red pill hands.

02:44:31.520 What the?

02:44:31.880 What is it?

02:44:32.180 Is that?

02:44:32.440 This is the Turkish symbol.

02:44:33.960 That looks like a demonic.

02:44:35.240 That looks like a goat.

02:44:35.740 That's what a Pokimane and an Ice Spice do.

02:44:37.340 Great wolf.

02:44:37.900 That's Pokimane's satanic symbol.

02:44:39.120 Okay, whatever you want to do, man.

02:44:40.420 Okay.

02:44:41.060 It's just Turkish symbol, though.

02:44:42.460 Hey, Mustafa, money is water.

02:44:44.620 I'm not doing it because I'm the real red pill of the three.

02:44:47.420 Nice to meet you, bro.

02:44:48.240 Thank you, man.

02:44:48.700 Have a great stream.

02:44:49.340 Be safe.

02:44:49.740 God bless.

02:44:50.200 You guys have tried baklava, though.

02:44:51.240 Have you tried baklava?

02:44:52.100 Yes.

02:44:52.780 I did.

02:44:55.160 I'll try.

02:44:55.700 I'll grift it on stream.

02:44:56.500 I'll pretend to have it for the first time.

02:44:58.700 W grift.

02:45:00.640 Wait, that's for W girl.

02:45:01.920 The one on the right?

02:45:02.640 She was like an eight.

02:45:07.760 But I can't do it, chat, you know?

02:45:10.860 I got different goals in mind now.

02:45:17.820 I need my Mina.

02:45:25.120 Wait, do these kids want a photo?

02:45:26.100 You guys want a picture?

02:45:28.180 Yeah?

02:45:28.700 Do you know who he is?

02:45:30.040 What's your name?

02:45:31.180 Yes, yes.

02:45:31.740 Name, name.

02:45:33.100 Who?

02:45:33.860 Who is it?

02:45:34.360 Let's go.

02:45:36.500 Yes, Turkish.

02:45:37.600 Our kid.

02:45:38.560 Yes, Turkish.

02:45:45.180 So many shops.

02:45:46.120 What did he say?

02:45:51.340 What did he say?

02:45:51.360 What did he say?

02:45:57.100 He doesn't speak English.

02:45:57.820 I don't know what you're saying.

02:45:58.340 Ben Elton.

02:45:59.020 Oh, okay, okay.

02:45:59.680 Fenerbahce.

02:46:01.840 Turkish.

02:46:03.140 Yes, Turkish.

02:46:03.920 Turkish.

02:46:04.160 You should have seen the first security guard we were supposed to have.

02:46:14.560 I said I got set a picture.

02:46:15.840 I'm not going to show it because I don't want to be mean.

02:46:17.700 The dude looked like your uncle.

02:46:19.740 Like, five, six.

02:46:21.240 Hands in his pockets, like leather jacket.

02:46:24.800 This has got to be the best security guard you've ever had, right?

02:46:26.620 And then I told him, I'm like, bro, I need a Terminator.

02:46:32.160 I'm back.

02:46:32.920 My friend, can you say?

02:46:37.000 I'm back.

02:46:37.900 Yes.

02:46:38.420 I'm back.

02:46:39.000 I'm back.

02:46:39.600 Yeah, yeah.

02:46:40.180 Stand here, stand here.

02:46:42.280 I'm back.

02:46:48.300 Yeah.

02:46:49.640 I'm back.

02:46:52.820 Thanks, man.

02:46:53.560 Thank you.

02:46:54.420 You know, Terminator.

02:46:55.600 Yes.

02:46:55.980 Yeah, you're like the Terminator.

02:47:02.920 Another mosque.

02:47:09.380 Watch out.

02:47:14.860 Turkey.

02:47:27.880 Love speech.

02:47:28.540 What's going on?

02:47:29.180 What's going on?

02:47:29.720 What's going on?

02:47:30.120 What's going on?

02:47:32.920 Take Omar to U.S.

02:47:39.180 We'll see.

02:47:39.760 We'll see.

02:47:40.120 He has, like, a company here.

02:47:42.940 I'll be back.

02:47:43.960 Oh, it's...

02:47:44.660 Nigga, it's I'll be back.

02:47:45.740 No, I'm back.

02:47:46.460 Oh, it's fine.

02:47:47.320 We already...

02:47:47.660 It's okay.

02:47:48.220 It's okay.

02:47:49.520 It's I'll be back.

02:47:53.300 Say hello to my little friend.

02:47:54.860 Get Omar to U.S. visa.

02:47:57.060 Also, I'm fine.

02:47:57.620 I'm fine.

02:47:58.740 Also, I really liked the security we had in Lebanon.

02:48:00.980 It was really good.

02:48:01.640 I tried to bring him here, but he doesn't have a passport.

02:48:05.040 I personally think he was mid.

02:48:06.480 Bro, he was good.

02:48:07.640 He was really good.

02:48:08.340 Come on, bro.

02:48:09.840 Besides the...

02:48:11.420 There was one thing that happened off stream.

02:48:13.180 Oh, off stream.

02:48:13.980 He almost killed him.

02:48:14.260 All right, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't say that.

02:48:15.860 Don't say that.

02:48:16.320 Don't ruin his reputation.

02:48:20.100 Stream with Mina tomorrow.

02:48:21.660 If you can get in contact with her.

02:48:23.020 Okay, someone clip for him in the center.

02:48:25.160 Mina, I spoke to your mom.

02:48:26.340 I'm interested in marriage and getting to see the city of Istanbul with you.

02:48:31.380 If you would like to make some TikToks in a halal way, nothing haram at all.

02:48:35.640 We'll just go see Istanbul together.

02:48:38.260 I want to see you tomorrow or tonight.

02:48:40.300 Let me know as soon as possible.

02:48:41.820 DM me on Twitter because I'm banned everywhere else because the Zionists trying to take me down.

02:48:44.880 He's here.

02:48:46.620 Driver, car here.

02:48:47.580 Come on.

02:48:49.740 I do.

02:48:54.420 I don't have McDonald's.

02:48:55.800 McDonald's.

02:48:57.960 McDonald's.

02:49:03.000 I want to have a McDonald's is here.

02:49:04.800 Okay.

02:49:04.980 Okay.

02:49:07.960 Okay.

02:49:14.880 Buy him a new phone.

02:49:19.500 No, bro.

02:49:20.100 You buy him a phone.

02:49:24.720 Why you put your future wife on stream, capper?

02:49:28.400 I mean, she's already a TikToker.

02:49:31.440 I'm a streamer, so.

02:49:33.280 Damn, bro.

02:49:34.020 That guy cock-blocked before.

02:49:35.520 Piss, bro.

02:49:36.940 You want to be honest, chat?

02:49:38.480 Sneeko's not going to date anyone off stream.

02:49:40.300 I'm not dating.

02:49:40.860 I'm getting married.

02:49:41.780 Exactly.

02:49:42.800 He's going to meet his...

02:49:43.760 What's up, bro?

02:49:44.880 I used to meet...

02:49:46.160 What's your name?

02:49:46.760 My name's Taho.

02:49:47.640 Taho?

02:49:48.160 Yeah.

02:49:48.620 Is this your store?

02:49:49.780 No, it's the one.

02:49:50.620 What do you do?

02:49:52.060 You look really old.

02:49:53.140 How old are you?

02:49:54.920 You're 15?

02:49:55.760 Yeah.

02:49:56.040 You're not 15.

02:49:57.160 Bro, he's lying, bro.

02:49:58.380 What are you talking about?

02:49:59.120 You're about six years old.

02:50:00.220 Stop lying to me, man.

02:50:01.620 Hello.

02:50:02.060 Is this your dad?

02:50:02.940 No, no.

02:50:03.840 He's a customer.

02:50:04.880 Oh, he's a customer.

02:50:05.760 How old is he?

02:50:06.220 He said he's 15.

02:50:06.960 He's not 15.

02:50:07.700 I am.

02:50:08.780 Come on.

02:50:09.880 Well, he wants to be 15.

02:50:11.800 What do you got in that bag?

02:50:13.780 Let me get a dollar.

02:50:15.380 This kid's selling...

02:50:17.140 Are those drugs?

02:50:19.460 Chad, he's selling drugs on the street.

02:50:21.300 Can I get an eighth?

02:50:23.440 No.

02:50:24.420 Okay, you want to take a photo?

02:50:25.520 I have to go.

02:50:26.500 Oh, our driver's here.

02:50:27.760 That's an iPod touch.

02:50:28.600 You got it.

02:50:40.140 You got it.

02:50:40.520 Don't fumble.

02:50:41.220 Don't fumble.

02:50:41.780 There we go.

02:50:42.680 There we go.

02:50:45.400 Okay, who's your favorite YouTuber?

02:50:49.140 I don't know.

02:50:49.760 Do you like Mr. Beast?

02:50:51.740 Yeah.

02:50:52.420 He's your favorite?

02:50:53.500 Who's your favorite character in Mr. Beast?

02:50:56.440 Mr. Beast himself.

02:50:57.760 That makes sense.

02:50:58.400 What about Chris?

02:51:00.900 No comment.

02:51:02.720 Good to meet you, bro.

02:51:04.280 All right.

02:51:04.800 Keep it up.

02:51:05.080 Where are you from?

02:51:06.100 America from New York.

02:51:07.260 New York.

02:51:07.740 Where are you from?

02:51:09.060 Fenerbahce.

02:51:09.640 Yes.

02:51:10.020 Yes.

02:51:10.400 Yes.

02:51:11.040 Yes.

02:51:11.300 Yes.

02:51:11.340 Good.

02:51:11.720 Good.

02:51:12.760 Galatasaray.

02:51:15.060 Fuck.

02:51:19.680 Did you see Hadjusovir?

02:51:22.840 Driver's here.

02:51:23.880 No, no, no, no.

02:51:25.300 Driver's here.

02:51:25.960 Driver's here.

02:51:27.980 Let's go.

02:51:30.280 Istiklal.

02:51:34.760 No, not yet.

02:51:36.480 Let's go.

02:51:37.180 Yeah, let's go for Isha.

02:51:39.100 Tomorrow, tomorrow.

02:51:40.220 It's closed?

02:51:41.080 It's not closed.

02:51:41.960 Yeah, it's closed.

02:51:42.860 It's outside, I mean.

02:51:44.060 No, but inside, no.

02:51:44.940 Inside's open.

02:51:45.520 Inside, you cannot go now.

02:51:46.720 You can't go for Isha, Brian?

02:51:47.940 Tomorrow.

02:51:49.940 Go tomorrow on a date with your wife.

02:51:52.680 Imagine.

02:51:53.260 It's not a...

02:51:53.600 Stop saying date.

02:51:54.400 Oh, sorry.

02:51:55.540 And a...

02:51:55.960 What do they call it?

02:51:58.440 A meeting.

02:51:59.700 A business meeting.

02:52:00.920 No, it's not a business meeting.

02:52:01.900 It's just a...

02:52:02.340 It's a marriage meeting.

02:52:05.860 I can't believe I really met a girl I DM.

02:52:07.900 I'm like, I...

02:52:08.540 And I wasn't even capping.

02:52:09.520 I bet everybody thought I was capping.

02:52:10.760 I remember.

02:52:11.080 I'm like, I know your face.

02:52:14.540 Didn't I try to...

02:52:15.740 I think I said something nice to you.

02:52:17.240 Here, watch out, watch out.

02:52:22.660 Bro, what is this car?

02:52:25.280 Sorry.

02:52:26.140 What is this?

02:52:27.520 It's a Maybach.

02:52:28.760 It's a Maybach?

02:52:29.480 I have a decouber that may back.

02:52:33.800 It needs our phony that stay back.

02:52:37.080 I gotta spray that.

02:52:38.520 They say he's trans and I hate that.

02:52:47.320 Alright, no.

02:52:47.620 I love that.

02:52:48.120 I'm sorry.

02:52:48.620 Okay.

02:52:50.100 I have a decouber that may back.

02:52:51.360 Oh, can you get the...

02:52:52.460 Oh, Moana, can you get the watch?

02:52:55.180 The watch.

02:52:55.700 The watch.

02:52:56.180 Yes.

02:52:56.320 You know, I understand.

02:52:57.640 Can you wash my hands from the dirty trash truck?

02:52:59.680 I remember, chat.

02:53:00.960 Chat, I remember.

02:53:02.960 W Turkey.

02:53:05.880 Is that a good speed?

02:53:07.240 Yeah, yeah.

02:53:07.720 It's a good speed.

02:53:07.820 W Turkey.

02:53:08.980 You got good impressions for sure.

02:53:11.880 Guys, I want to go to a fire rooftop.

02:53:14.040 Let's go to a fire rooftop.

02:53:16.700 W Turkey.

02:53:17.420 Look, when you see the world from above, chat, it gives you a new level of inspiration.

02:53:20.700 You should go back there, right?

02:53:21.720 Or I'll switch the needles.

02:53:23.080 It's fine here.

02:53:24.160 It's chilling, man.

02:53:25.380 But for the shot.

02:53:29.460 For the clip of the watch.

02:53:31.520 Well, first, I gotta open it.

02:53:35.040 Oh, I can just pass it to you.

02:53:36.960 I can just hold it.

02:53:37.940 I don't want to do too much.

02:53:39.220 We're clip farming too much today.

02:53:40.360 I ain't going to lie, bro.

02:53:40.840 We bought the watch to clip farm.

02:53:42.920 Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

02:53:44.240 Clip farm needles for sure.

02:53:45.000 Should we do it outside in front of the Maybach logo with those good light or do it in this car?

02:53:47.560 We do it in the Maybach.

02:53:48.620 In the Maybach?

02:53:49.080 I think in.

02:53:49.920 Okay, okay.

02:53:50.960 Oh, God, we're such...

02:53:51.800 Chad, this is...

02:53:52.900 I'm sorry.

02:53:53.580 I'm sorry.

02:53:54.200 Well, this is a good lesson.

02:53:55.800 Nothing you see is real.

02:53:56.980 No, it is real.

02:53:58.140 Literally, nothing you see is real.

02:54:00.360 Nothing you see is real?

02:54:01.780 Bro, it all leads back to is real.

02:54:05.040 Okay, sorry, sorry.

02:54:06.720 You can literally go on Instagram and put add AI label and say something is AI when it's not.

02:54:11.680 You literally don't know what's real and fake anymore.

02:54:14.240 You only know what you know, Chad.

02:54:15.740 W, yeah.

02:54:16.340 Okay, let's...

02:54:17.240 Money is water.

02:54:17.960 Oh, my God, dude.

02:54:20.020 Thank you.

02:54:21.540 You got the watch?

02:54:23.000 The watch.

02:54:24.540 My friend, the watch, the watch.

02:54:27.720 Well, okay, okay.

02:54:28.600 We need box, with box.

02:54:29.680 Yes.

02:54:34.800 Yes.

02:54:35.380 Thank you.

02:54:37.960 Okay, lock in, Chad.

02:54:39.600 Lock in, Chad.

02:54:40.140 Get really excited for this cliff.

02:54:41.880 Yeah, yeah.

02:54:42.420 Up over.

02:54:42.760 Give me this.

02:54:44.820 All right.

02:54:45.260 Come on here, Needles.

02:54:46.220 Wait, wait, wait.

02:54:46.660 Wait for him to close the door.

02:54:47.700 Dude, okay.

02:54:48.300 You're doing too much now.

02:54:49.080 It's fine.

02:54:49.500 All right.

02:54:49.740 Come on here, Needles.

02:54:51.000 I'm in character.

02:54:51.660 I'm in character.

02:54:52.220 Okay.

02:54:53.000 Sorry, sorry.

02:54:53.600 Sorry.

02:54:54.280 Okay.

02:54:54.940 Start over there and then come back.

02:54:56.280 All right.

02:54:57.580 Come sit down, Needles.

02:54:58.360 If you guys don't know, this is, uh, okay.

02:55:02.180 Actually, no.

02:55:02.620 I got to hide it like you don't know what's in the bag.

02:55:04.640 I have no clue what's going on.

02:55:05.960 I don't even know what they're talking about right now.

02:55:07.180 Wait a minute.

02:55:07.480 Okay.

02:55:07.720 Do the sit down again.

02:55:08.940 Do the sit down again.

02:55:10.380 It's better.

02:55:10.580 All right.

02:55:10.740 But, like, tell me, like, yo, come here for a second.

02:55:13.060 Okay.

02:55:13.380 Come here for a second.

02:55:14.300 Come here for a second.

02:55:15.020 All right, guys.

02:55:15.900 You might not know my cameraman, Needles, but he's been killing it.

02:55:18.360 He's been doing a great job.

02:55:19.860 And to show gratitude, I got you a little something.

02:55:22.820 What is this, bro?

02:55:23.820 Just open it up and see.

02:55:25.820 Open it up and see.

02:55:28.360 Bro, shut up.

02:55:29.460 There's no fucking way.

02:55:31.120 There's no fucking way, bro.

02:55:35.340 You're trolling.

02:55:36.480 I'm not trolling.

02:55:38.080 Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.

02:55:40.620 When you're part of Sneakable LLC, you're doing good work.

02:55:43.880 Yo, what?

02:55:44.980 You're lucky certified, man.

02:55:47.140 Bro, what the fuck?

02:55:48.820 I had to.

02:55:49.760 A skeleton, too?

02:55:51.220 I know what you like, man.

02:55:53.260 I see your...

02:55:53.860 Come on.

02:55:54.280 Holy yo.

02:55:55.420 Thank you, bro.

02:55:56.420 Thank you.

02:55:56.940 We're locked in.

02:55:57.820 We're locked in.

02:55:58.360 Bro, do you guys see this?

02:55:59.700 Put it on your wrist.

02:56:00.520 Bro.

02:56:01.020 I hope it fits.

02:56:02.080 I don't even want to take it out, bro.

02:56:03.340 I have a small wrist.

02:56:03.960 Bro, how much is this worth?

02:56:05.140 Don't worry about it.

02:56:05.740 Put it on.

02:56:06.100 Bro, what the fuck?

02:56:08.760 Holy shit, bro.

02:56:09.460 I'm like, I don't want to drop it, bro.

02:56:11.120 What the fuck?

02:56:11.760 It's just a watch.

02:56:12.360 It's just a watch.

02:56:13.780 Yo, no fucking way, bro.

02:56:18.320 Bro, that shit fits perfectly, yo.

02:56:20.480 It actually looks good.

02:56:21.300 Yo, that's...

02:56:21.900 Bro, thank you, yo.

02:56:22.900 Keep it up.

02:56:23.460 Bro, there's no fucking way, bro.

02:56:25.780 I'm going to keep going to the top.

02:56:26.920 Yo, like, actually, thank you so much, bro.

02:56:30.420 Clip!

02:56:30.740 It's fun as fuck.

02:56:35.160 I appreciate it.

02:56:36.540 He's actually happy, too.

02:56:37.940 That felt real as fuck.

02:56:39.380 That felt...

02:56:39.760 That felt the same level as real.

02:56:44.480 They're saying W acting, W acting.

02:56:51.140 That was really good.

02:56:53.920 Yo, what the fuck?

02:56:55.640 The skeleton, too?

02:56:58.780 Oh, wait.

02:56:59.340 I still got the mic on.

02:57:00.120 Here.

02:57:01.740 Give me that shit.

02:57:02.660 Get back.

02:57:03.480 Get back behind the camera, you dog.

02:57:05.580 Shut up.

02:57:06.960 What is it?

02:57:08.420 Fortnite nerd.

02:57:10.000 You'd only know that if you watched me.

02:57:11.540 I would not be able to tell, but...

02:57:13.740 I mean, you can't tell.

02:57:16.580 It's about how you carry the watch.

02:57:19.240 That's what people do anyway.

02:57:20.260 They buy fake ones.

02:57:22.340 Sir, driver, sir.

02:57:24.120 It says that they're telling me that

02:57:25.640 Jaya Sofia is still open.

02:57:29.360 It's closed?

02:57:30.040 The mosque is open.

02:57:32.440 The mosque is open?

02:57:33.400 Yeah.

02:57:33.720 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

02:57:34.640 So, we'll go there.

02:57:35.760 After we go here, we'll go for Isha prayer.

02:57:39.680 It's the Klael.

02:57:40.260 It's the Klael now.

02:57:40.860 It's the Klael now.

02:57:42.600 Just put it...

02:57:42.920 No, after.

02:57:46.020 We'll go...

02:57:46.280 It's the Klael, and then...

02:57:47.380 Taksim Square.

02:57:47.940 Taksim Square.

02:57:52.560 Just go tomorrow with your chick.

02:57:54.640 Well, I don't even know if I have it confirmed.

02:57:56.480 She's definitely confirmed.

02:57:57.720 Oh, yeah.

02:57:58.380 Her mother gave you approval.

02:58:02.320 I'm trying to get the DM from her on Twitter.

02:58:03.700 You got mother's approval.

02:58:07.240 You know, they got to reach out for her.

02:58:08.600 Does she have Twitter?

02:58:09.740 What's her Twitter?

02:58:10.540 She probably has TikTok.

02:58:11.500 You can reach out.

02:58:11.960 No, she has TikTok.

02:58:12.880 Bro, everything that she has...

02:58:14.120 I'm banned on all the female apps.

02:58:16.160 That's how you know we're meant for each other.

02:58:17.980 It's the Klael.

02:58:18.440 It's the Klael.

02:58:18.900 It's the Klael now, after Haya Sofia.

02:58:20.960 Taksim Square.

02:58:24.060 Yes.

02:58:28.640 Bro, bro, please.

02:58:30.320 Istiklal.

02:58:30.920 Okay, we'll go Istiklal.

02:58:31.900 We'll go Istiklal.

02:58:32.980 Okay, Istiklal.

02:58:33.960 Taksim Square.

02:58:35.260 I know, I know.

02:58:36.000 We have Istiklal Burger.

02:58:37.900 Don't worry.

02:58:38.660 W-Turkey.

02:58:56.160 W-Turkey.

02:58:59.660 Chad, I'm going to try the Baklova.

02:59:02.720 All right, Chad.

02:59:10.320 All right, Chad.

02:59:11.500 Today, we're going to have turkey ice cream.

02:59:19.560 What else?

02:59:20.400 What's another food that he would mispronounce?

02:59:21.720 Is that kebabs?

02:59:23.060 All right, Chad.

02:59:24.120 Now, we're going to eat some shawarma.

02:59:26.920 W-shawarma.

02:59:28.160 No, I said it right.

02:59:29.500 W-shawarma.

02:59:31.440 I feel like if you said lasagna,

02:59:32.560 you could sound just like him

02:59:33.580 when he went to Italy.

02:59:35.860 All right, Chad.

02:59:37.240 We're in W-Italy.

02:59:39.420 Time to eat some lasagna.

02:59:45.940 All right.

02:59:48.540 Yeah, speed's a character.

02:59:51.820 Speed's a nice one, Chad.

02:59:53.240 Chad, we're in turkey.

02:59:54.220 Oh, fuck.

02:59:55.140 Fucking Arab has to leave already.

02:59:56.540 Going to fucking Lebanon.

02:59:57.340 Fucking terrorist.

02:59:57.820 Oh, God, please.

02:59:58.160 Please, please, no neon.

02:59:59.080 Please, no neon.

02:59:59.420 Fucking terrorist.

03:00:00.260 Please, no neon.

03:00:00.900 Please, no neon.

03:00:01.240 My ears hurt.

03:00:01.880 Shut up.

03:00:03.400 He's my user.

03:00:03.860 I'm going to go to the fake watch.

03:00:04.720 Fucking CERB.

03:00:06.180 God, this fucking driver's so slow.

03:00:08.220 And my bodyguards are steroids.

03:00:09.180 I'm done, dude.

03:00:09.740 I can't.

03:00:10.200 I can't.

03:00:10.960 Shit.

03:00:12.320 Fuck.

03:00:13.440 Dude, are we getting robbed?

03:00:15.240 Yo!

03:00:16.740 What do you think goes on in Needle's head?

03:00:19.000 Or Neon's head?

03:00:20.180 Yo!

03:00:20.200 Yo!

03:00:20.480 We're going to get it up.

03:00:21.340 What?

03:00:21.720 What do you think goes on in Neon's head?

03:00:23.740 Do you think anything actually goes on in his head?

03:00:25.700 Or do you think he's like full TikTok brain?

03:00:27.660 He's like, neon's like, uh, all right, boys, so, uh, today, I'm not going to look at

03:00:35.260 the chat.

03:00:35.600 I'm not going to look at my phone the whole stream.

03:00:37.040 Two minutes later.

03:00:37.780 Huh, huh, huh, huh.

03:00:40.420 Yeah, it is a good example of, um, of TikTok brain, but.

03:00:43.980 It's literally pure TikTok brain.

03:00:46.360 I mean, I'm speaking like.

03:00:47.480 You're also TikTok brain.

03:00:48.280 Yeah, no, we're.

03:00:48.620 Yeah, yeah, you're also TikTok brain.

03:00:49.620 I have it too, I have it too.

03:00:50.680 Angola!

03:00:52.180 But you're a bit smarter.

03:00:54.400 He's like porn TikTok brain.

03:00:57.040 Like fried.

03:00:59.800 Oh, okay.

03:01:00.520 Hagia Sophia is open for praying, but closed for touristic activities.

03:01:03.180 That's fine.

03:01:03.940 That's what he does.

03:01:04.580 It's a hard translator.

03:01:05.340 Okay, so we'll go after.

03:01:06.660 We'll go after.

03:01:07.720 We're going, we're going to pray.

03:01:08.660 Okay.

03:01:13.980 So, on some level, we're in Istanbul, but on another level, think about this.

03:01:23.260 We're going to the mosque, and Islam is.

03:01:28.640 Is Warner?

03:01:29.560 On some level.

03:01:30.760 Is Warner?

03:01:31.580 So, BBC game.

03:01:34.120 Let's go to the chats.

03:01:35.880 Okay.

03:01:36.680 We got $50 here from.

03:01:39.340 Okay.

03:01:40.460 Bro, you're weird.

03:01:42.340 Who is this?

03:01:42.960 That's weird.

03:01:44.920 Think about this.

03:01:46.420 When you're a high-value man, and you're like me, and you want to, I want to say, network,

03:01:53.540 then you got to go to the BBC game.

03:01:58.740 On some level, think about this.

03:02:02.140 Is that fresh?

03:02:03.080 Yes.

03:02:06.160 I don't want you to know fresh to know.

03:02:08.020 Bro, I think it's one of the best ones.

03:02:09.580 I think Myron's, do Myron one.

03:02:12.680 Myron's like, just straight.

03:02:14.220 You fucking simps!

03:02:16.040 Again!

03:02:17.240 Now I need more yelling.

03:02:18.400 I know.

03:02:18.660 I don't want to, like, scare Omar.

03:02:20.000 Just scare him.

03:02:20.760 Who cares?

03:02:21.100 He's the fucking Terminator.

03:02:24.380 These fucking whores are so fucking annoying.

03:02:27.180 Guys, stop simping.

03:02:29.140 Listen to me.

03:02:30.580 Okay.

03:02:30.880 Hold on.

03:02:31.260 I was listening to your point here, and let me use your logic against you.

03:02:34.840 So, are you insinuating that men and women can be friends?

03:02:42.600 I'm losing hair follicles.

03:02:43.800 Imitate him yelling at a TSA agent.

03:02:54.000 What?

03:02:54.660 Do your fucking job.

03:02:56.120 You're pointless.

03:02:57.140 Your existence is useless.

03:02:58.200 You don't know what you're doing.

03:02:59.600 Let me talk to your manager.

03:03:01.280 What's your badge number?

03:03:03.020 You're useless.

03:03:03.880 What you're doing, you shouldn't even be here.

03:03:05.100 Why are you working?

03:03:06.140 Okay, mid-mid-mid.

03:03:06.920 So, that's Asia.

03:03:12.240 Across is Asia.

03:03:13.900 We're in Europe right now.

03:03:14.960 If we cross that bridge over there, we're in Asia.

03:03:17.980 Do Tristan Tate.

03:03:22.120 So, Sneeko, we're here in Istanbul, Turkey, and I've got a $10,000 suit.

03:03:26.920 And I'm a man of my word.

03:03:28.800 When you become a millionaire, send me a bank stamp, and I will personally throw you a party.

03:03:33.580 We're here in Istanbul, Turkey, and there's traditional values.

03:03:37.780 They have clothes that match to what they wear.

03:03:40.200 Even though it's fake, they represent themselves like a gentleman.

03:03:43.240 Sneeko.

03:03:44.560 I'm a multi-millionaire.

03:03:46.200 I'm an international playboy.

03:03:48.300 I go on dates with beautiful women all over the world.

03:03:52.360 In Western Europe, even though it's Eastern, I messed up my geography.

03:04:00.700 Bugatti.

03:04:01.820 Bugatti.

03:04:02.260 That's pretty good.

03:04:06.220 Bro, you ever thought of pursuing stand-up comedy again?

03:04:08.740 No.

03:04:10.340 You flopped on that one too hard?

03:04:12.320 This is better.

03:04:13.300 Okay, Nick Fuentes, let's get it.

03:04:14.640 Okay.

03:04:20.460 What's going on, everybody?

03:04:21.860 Big show.

03:04:23.000 Lots to get into.

03:04:23.980 Lots to talk about.

03:04:24.980 We're in Istanbul, Turkey.

03:04:26.280 There's a lot of Muslims walking around.

03:04:28.400 I don't know what it is.

03:04:29.040 They come with their shiny, curvy swords, and they're wearing pajamas and doing all this

03:04:34.560 tomfoolery, putting their head to the floor on the carpet.

03:04:37.680 But they're pretty based, if you ask me.

03:04:40.300 There's no Jews here.

03:04:44.840 What I like about Turkey, even though they walk around with these big cloaks, they look

03:04:49.240 like ghosts, is that they do hate the Jews.

03:04:52.800 Okay.

03:04:53.760 All right.

03:04:54.280 Oh, Sneeko's blacklisting me along with him, bro.

03:04:58.920 I'm getting bad necks just for being in the car with him.

03:05:01.080 Dude, Candace Owens.

03:05:01.840 I don't watch enough Candace Owens to do it.

03:05:03.360 It's like, uh...

03:05:04.440 I can't do it.

03:05:04.980 I can't do it.

03:05:05.540 I can't do it.

03:05:06.900 Dude, Mr. Beast.

03:05:07.980 What's up, guys?

03:05:08.800 So today, I'm going to put 3,000 children alone on an island with my transgender friend.

03:05:14.460 Let's see what happens.

03:05:18.380 That was pretty good.

03:05:19.220 That was good?

03:05:19.580 Yeah.

03:05:19.800 But you've got to explain the island more.

03:05:23.180 This island was owned by a billionaire.

03:05:25.080 Nobody can escape him.

03:05:27.000 Epstein had parties right here, and Diddy did a party yesterday, so we're going to trap

03:05:32.840 him alone, and the last kid out of the 3,000 to survive, my transgender friend, Chris, wins

03:05:38.380 a million dollars.

03:05:41.460 I think it could have been better.

03:05:42.640 You could have said Jeffrey instead of Epstein, just to be a little less direct, because Jimmy

03:05:48.720 wouldn't, like, just put it in your face.

03:05:51.280 Okay.

03:05:52.780 Do Kai.

03:05:54.480 Oh, no.

03:05:54.940 Let me do moist.

03:05:59.020 So today, I was looking at Twitter.

03:06:01.300 I was looking for what's trending the most, and this is the weirdest thing.

03:06:04.600 It's mixed with poopy diarrhea and dog shit mixed it up in a smoothie.

03:06:08.660 So, Chris Tyson was actually a pedophile, but this guy, Sneeko, that I don't like because

03:06:14.640 he tells the truth, how is he going to tell me that I'm afraid of losing the poopy diarrhea

03:06:18.760 Mr. Beast collab, when in reality, I'm a grifter, and all I do is look at Twitter all day, and

03:06:23.640 I never want to get canceled.

03:06:24.740 And I have a porn-rotted brain, so I'm very ashamed of what I look at.

03:06:27.980 And I go and exercise that through my videos by doing satanic videos and shoving dildos in

03:06:32.220 my mouth.

03:06:32.720 I'm not that far off different from Chris Tyson anyway.

03:06:35.240 Poopy diarrhea, dog shit, vomit, poop.

03:06:38.380 That's pretty fucking good.

03:06:40.060 But that was way too fast.

03:06:41.080 I need to speak slower and drown it out, but I don't have the...

03:06:43.660 A little bit of a deeper.

03:06:45.520 Yeah.

03:06:46.260 Do excuse-y.

03:06:48.620 Just a word.

03:06:49.240 It's about Turkey.

03:06:50.640 And it's super cringe, dude.

03:06:52.340 They have all these Muslims walking around, and they're talking about...

03:06:54.360 But, dude, it's just super cringe.

03:06:56.260 I just want to kiss a dude.

03:06:57.640 Arab, I want to kiss you, but as friends, because I'm secure with my masculinity, so if

03:07:01.580 we just kiss, kiss me, kiss me.

03:07:03.120 Bro, it's super cringe that you're looking at me.

03:07:05.340 It's not that weird.

03:07:06.400 I don't think it's gay.

03:07:07.740 No, it's not gay, bro.

03:07:08.780 I'm secure with my masculinity.

03:07:09.940 Exactly.

03:07:10.140 I'm very secure with masculinity.

03:07:10.700 If I want to kiss a dude, bro, it's super cool.

03:07:12.720 Cringe.

03:07:14.380 Okay.

03:07:14.740 Who else?

03:07:15.820 That is really how they talk, huh?

03:07:18.220 You're fucking good at this, dude.

03:07:21.020 Zerka.

03:07:24.260 Hold on.

03:07:24.740 Check this out.

03:07:25.500 Arab.

03:07:25.820 Please no numbers.

03:07:26.500 Please no numbers.

03:07:28.200 You're an eight life path.

03:07:29.780 Stop.

03:07:30.660 Stop.

03:07:30.940 The floor's in our hotel.

03:07:32.540 Check this out, Arab.

03:07:33.120 Stop.

03:07:33.420 Don't numbers me.

03:07:34.000 They go to 33.

03:07:35.840 That's the year of the tiger.

03:07:37.860 You're in an enemy horse year.

03:07:40.280 Listen.

03:07:40.760 Do a line off this while you're going.

03:07:43.500 Numbers.

03:07:44.780 Christ is king.

03:07:47.840 Okay.

03:07:48.380 Who else is here?

03:07:51.700 W fucking Turkey.

03:07:54.560 Ronaldo.

03:07:55.440 We're in Istanbul chat.

03:07:57.120 We're in Istanbul chat.

03:08:03.780 Alex Jones.

03:08:04.820 Okay.

03:08:06.880 They're pulling chemicals in the water and they're turning the damn frogs gay.

03:08:11.200 The globalists are coming for us.

03:08:13.200 Message from the deep state.

03:08:14.220 I got this from God.

03:08:16.160 Straight message direct from God.

03:08:17.940 They killed Biden and they're going to replace him with Kamala.

03:08:21.000 Obama's gay.

03:08:23.280 They're turning the freaking frogs gay.

03:08:25.380 And Michelle's a man.

03:08:28.720 Do sketch.

03:08:30.500 I don't even know how to do sketch.

03:08:31.920 I don't know.

03:08:32.700 I just.

03:08:36.060 I could do Ronaldo.

03:08:37.300 Ronaldo and I were good friends back in the day.

03:08:39.080 Do it.

03:08:40.600 Well, I mean, his new one's not really hard to do.

03:08:45.440 Somebody smells like shit.

03:08:52.640 That just killed my whole vibe.

03:08:53.700 Yeah.

03:08:53.900 Right.

03:08:54.180 I just killed my whole vibe, bro.

03:08:56.060 I just killed my whole vibe.

03:08:59.300 Do Chris Tyson.

03:09:00.940 I know.

03:09:01.640 I can't even.

03:09:03.140 He just sounds like any hick.

03:09:04.820 Like a southern white dude, bro.

03:09:09.220 Aiden.

03:09:10.720 I've done it.

03:09:11.400 I've done it.

03:09:12.120 I don't want to do it anymore, bro.

03:09:13.340 I don't want to do it anymore.

03:09:14.500 I lost it.

03:09:16.900 I can do a Chandler holo.

03:09:18.180 Okay.

03:09:18.560 Let me do it.

03:09:19.220 Do Chandler holo.

03:09:20.140 I'm just going to read the Bible.

03:09:21.080 Exactly.

03:09:21.880 I'm converting your chat right now.

03:09:23.980 Chat.

03:09:24.400 Okay.

03:09:25.020 So.

03:09:25.180 Power of God.

03:09:25.760 Stop being weird, but I'm abandoning brand risk.

03:09:28.140 Okay?

03:09:29.020 I went to a micro-robin party.

03:09:30.900 You're weird.

03:09:31.860 Jesus.

03:09:33.880 Okay.

03:09:34.800 So.

03:09:37.080 Chat.

03:09:38.480 I drank lean.

03:09:39.200 I'm not on lean anymore.

03:09:40.200 And look, I've been working out a lot.

03:09:42.560 See?

03:09:43.240 I've been grinding.

03:09:44.220 I'm in the gym every day.

03:09:45.460 I promise this time.

03:09:46.480 Okay.

03:09:46.840 This is off now.

03:09:47.520 I don't even sound like him.

03:09:53.620 Who else?

03:09:56.080 Who else is there to imitate?

03:09:57.460 Duke Dennis.

03:09:59.080 Uh-huh.

03:10:00.520 All right.

03:10:00.900 Fuck it.

03:10:01.340 It's just.

03:10:04.020 Let's do that.

03:10:06.780 Boy, ain't no way, boy.

03:10:08.720 Boy, ain't no.

03:10:09.620 Ain't no fucking way, boy.

03:10:11.820 Hey.

03:10:12.220 Hey.

03:10:12.620 Oh, my mama.

03:10:13.500 Uh-huh.

03:10:14.220 No count.

03:10:15.120 Uh-huh.

03:10:15.340 No count.

03:10:15.980 Uh-huh.

03:10:16.860 Shit.

03:10:18.040 Now, all my mama, no count.

03:10:19.500 Boy, ain't no way, boy.

03:10:21.180 Chat, you be weird.

03:10:24.140 Okay.

03:10:28.540 That was a good one.

03:10:29.540 I don't watch Duke, so I have no idea.

03:10:32.120 Okay.

03:10:32.360 That was a good one.

03:10:36.460 Kamala Harris.

03:10:42.000 What about Donald Trump?

03:10:45.260 Um.

03:10:45.620 Look.

03:10:51.500 They shot me in the ear.

03:10:53.200 I can't.

03:10:55.520 We're going to make my ear great again.

03:10:58.980 The doctors, they told me I have the best ear, the best clav...

03:11:02.460 The best...

03:11:04.000 How do you say it?

03:11:05.260 Cartilage.

03:11:06.380 When I went to the hospital, I was in the ambulance.

03:11:08.260 They said, Mr. Trump, they shot you in the ear.

03:11:11.520 I said, I know.

03:11:12.560 But they shot Biden.

03:11:13.580 Biden would not have the same ear.

03:11:16.180 I have the best cartilage.

03:11:17.360 Some of the best.

03:11:18.220 The biggest.

03:11:18.760 The greatest.

03:11:20.240 And I grew up right back in the ambulance.

03:11:22.120 I didn't even have to go to the hospital.

03:11:23.940 I went right into...

03:11:24.800 I went right back to Mar-a-Lago.

03:11:26.700 Oh, shit.

03:11:27.140 Okay, it was close.

03:11:27.760 It was close.

03:11:28.280 It was good.

03:11:28.540 It was good.

03:11:29.120 It was good.

03:11:29.540 It was good.

03:11:29.800 You had it.

03:11:30.240 Heal Mike.

03:11:39.400 Oh, God.

03:11:39.900 Please, no.

03:11:40.300 Please, no.

03:11:40.660 Please, no.

03:11:40.980 Please, no.

03:11:41.320 Please, no.

03:11:42.220 Please, no.

03:11:42.840 Please, no.

03:11:43.460 All right, guys.

03:11:44.080 So, we're going to go party.

03:11:45.460 You got some hoes and girls and shit.

03:11:49.280 Fucking going to be drinking and should come.

03:11:53.620 All right.

03:11:54.120 Is that true?

03:11:54.680 Start the line.

03:11:55.340 I don't think...

03:11:55.760 Start the line.

03:11:56.580 I don't think he does that.

03:11:57.260 Start the line.

03:11:57.940 Start sorting a fake line.

03:12:01.920 Jake Future, are you serious?

03:12:03.660 My brother said he doesn't think he does that.

03:12:05.300 This is where I met?

03:12:06.580 This is where I came from.

03:12:11.000 Have you ever met Heal Mike?

03:12:13.480 Yeah.

03:12:15.060 I got to change the battery.

03:12:16.620 Chad, we're changing the battery.

03:12:17.900 We're going to have...

03:12:23.340 Yeah.

03:12:24.700 I don't know.

03:12:25.960 Oh, people are calling because of this shit.

03:12:27.360 It's funny.

03:12:27.940 Bro, what...

03:12:28.560 Someone find me.

03:12:41.280 Meet us on Twitter.

03:12:41.840 We need to get this going.

03:12:43.280 I'm going live.

03:12:51.920 What is...

03:12:52.940 Bro, I sent you something by WhatsApp.

03:12:55.400 What did you send?

03:12:58.080 Check it.

03:12:59.420 For the private yacht.

03:13:00.640 If you want, we have also private yacht.

03:13:02.760 Private yacht?

03:13:03.660 Yeah.

03:13:05.180 For the bus work.

03:13:06.640 Oh, I can take Mina there tomorrow.

03:13:10.660 Okay, maybe.

03:13:12.160 Maybe for tomorrow.

03:13:13.800 Yeah, no problem.

03:13:15.440 Thank you.

03:13:16.160 You have to fix problems today, you know?

03:13:18.080 I'll let you know in a bit.

03:13:21.440 I got to hear from this girl first.

03:13:24.260 He meet his wife.

03:13:26.660 Inshallah.

03:13:28.620 I think that'd be your type.

03:13:29.700 Inshallah.

03:13:30.060 So, we can text under the bridge your name or welcome to Istanbul or something.

03:13:35.180 Whatever you want.

03:13:36.240 There'll be ways.

03:13:36.800 He just found her.

03:13:37.240 He found her Snapchat.

03:13:38.460 Okay, she has no followers.

03:13:39.880 Let's go.

03:13:40.680 You can also surprise...

03:13:41.960 What's her score?

03:13:44.040 I don't know if you can see.

03:13:48.180 Okay, I just added her.

03:13:49.360 Yo, tell her...

03:13:50.060 Tell her I added her on Snap.

03:13:53.600 Okay?

03:13:54.840 Tell her I added her on Snap.

03:13:56.720 I'm doing too much now.

03:13:57.740 Angela.

03:13:59.900 Update.

03:14:00.260 You put the wrong clip.

03:14:01.200 It's the mosque in Turkey.

03:14:02.460 This is the...

03:14:02.980 You should have said...

03:14:04.340 Bro, what is this?

03:14:05.240 Filming needles.

03:14:06.180 Holy...

03:14:06.740 What the...

03:14:07.900 Nigga, do you have Alzheimer's?

03:14:10.220 Look at this.

03:14:10.740 Look at this.

03:14:10.860 Autism.

03:14:11.260 Autism.

03:14:13.620 Bruh.

03:14:17.040 Give me the AP back.

03:14:18.240 All right.

03:14:18.640 All right.

03:14:25.740 Kai Sinatra is now receiving more backlash for misgendering.

03:14:28.920 What was funny, Kai's like...

03:14:31.080 Hey, that nigga Chris Tyson.

03:14:32.340 That nigga weird.

03:14:33.220 And I'm like...

03:14:34.000 Isn't that misgendering?

03:14:35.460 If you call Chris Tyson that nigga...

03:14:37.460 Does Twitch ban you for misgendering?

03:14:39.240 Because you don't call a girl nigga.

03:14:40.980 But nigga is a masculine term.

03:14:43.400 It's hard to see what the Twitch moderators need to figure out.

03:14:46.300 But even...

03:14:47.080 Kai called out Chris for being a weirdo.

03:14:49.300 And now he's getting canceled for calling him a dude instead of a girl.

03:14:52.440 I want to see if he's going to double down and admit that nigga's a nigga.

03:14:57.080 That's a dude.

03:14:57.980 Or if he's going to be like...

03:14:59.060 My bad chat!

03:15:01.700 That's a good...

03:15:02.260 Yeah, that's a good point.

03:15:03.580 What do you think?

03:15:04.080 What do you think?

03:15:04.680 I think he's going to apologize.

03:15:06.560 I think because he's the biggest Twitch streamer.

03:15:07.980 He sees that the biggest YouTuber's going down right now.

03:15:10.580 Well, not going down, but is facing backlash.

03:15:12.880 I think Kai folds and has to lie and say that Chris Tyson is a woman.

03:15:18.420 Which is so funny.

03:15:19.500 Because in a world where this dude is losing everything for touching children, messaging

03:15:25.620 children, people care more about misgendering a pedophile than the actual pedophilic acts.

03:15:32.980 Alright, I'll bet...

03:15:34.120 Oh my god, I'm going to...

03:15:34.920 I'll bet you on it.

03:15:36.080 Bet me.

03:15:36.500 What?

03:15:36.880 I'll bet you that he doubles down.

03:15:38.140 What the fuck are I don't...

03:15:38.760 Huh?

03:15:39.080 I'll bet you that he doubles down.

03:15:43.520 Alright, what do we bet?

03:15:44.820 I can't bet.

03:15:45.800 The 400 bucks.

03:15:47.100 Can't bet, bro.

03:15:48.320 Hard on, bro.

03:15:48.800 Okay, we won't bet.

03:15:51.320 Your wanking was on camera.

03:15:53.980 It's still on camera.

03:15:56.920 Okay.

03:15:59.580 See, look at him trying to bring me to shaitan.

03:16:01.360 Stahfullah.

03:16:02.080 I can't do that.

03:16:03.360 But it's not gambling.

03:16:05.400 You can't do bets like that.

03:16:08.080 I know.

03:16:09.480 Stahfullah.

03:16:10.080 Yeah, yeah.

03:16:10.680 Stay halal.

03:16:11.200 Okay, how about this?

03:16:15.980 The loser has to do a...

03:16:19.320 Yell, I'm a tranny in public.

03:16:25.800 I'm a tranny or I'm a transgender?

03:16:27.520 I'm a tranny in public.

03:16:28.720 I feel like I'm a transgender holds more weight than I'm a tranny.

03:16:30.500 I'm a tranny in the middle of the street, on stream.

03:16:32.400 Yeah, but I'm a tranny doesn't...

03:16:33.820 Okay, the loser has to go stand in the middle of a busy street like this and say, I'm a

03:16:38.020 transgender.

03:16:38.860 And you have to do it with an aura pose, both hands up.

03:16:41.660 All right.

03:16:42.440 Okay.

03:16:42.980 All right.

03:16:43.860 But when is he going to respond?

03:16:45.700 I might not be with you.

03:16:46.580 Oh, he's going to do it probably next stream.

03:16:48.280 But either way, like even if not with me...

03:16:49.380 On the next stream, we're together.

03:16:51.060 Locked.

03:16:51.440 All right, locked.

03:16:51.920 Okay.

03:16:52.080 How far are we?

03:16:55.920 What happens if he does both?

03:16:57.900 What happens if he apologizes and he says...

03:16:59.500 It's literally impossible to do both.

03:17:02.500 Moist Critical would do both.

03:17:04.620 No, even Moist Critical is getting in trouble because he said...

03:17:07.340 He called Chris...

03:17:08.200 It's so funny, bro.

03:17:09.360 This is how stupid the woke move it is.

03:17:10.860 And even Moist Critical knows this.

03:17:12.380 He called Chris Tyson a they and they're upset.

03:17:15.780 They got millions of views like, I can't believe Moist Critical is trying to appeal to

03:17:19.620 those transphobic fans.

03:17:21.080 They care more.

03:17:22.740 About misgendering the pedophile than the actual pedophile.

03:17:26.260 Yeah, how is he even...

03:17:27.080 Bro, Moist Critical is just confused about what it is.

03:17:29.220 So he said they.

03:17:30.020 And they're still mad.

03:17:31.380 Nothing satisfies them.

03:17:32.660 I'm going to be honest with you guys, Chad.

03:17:33.860 Clip.

03:17:34.260 I got so sick of it in the West.

03:17:37.160 Like you see how calm I am on stream and how Sneeko is the opposite.

03:17:40.520 I have like the same thought process as this guy.

03:17:42.640 I just don't care enough for the drama.

03:17:44.880 This man is spitting truth.

03:17:46.940 The mental illness that exists in the West is so insane.

03:17:50.620 It's part of the reason I quit gaming.

03:17:51.800 It's all blue haired.

03:17:53.640 I mean, it's the same people that aren't speaking up against this but are speaking up against

03:17:57.400 Dr. Disrespect because he's a masculine figure.

03:18:00.020 It's a bunch of hypocrisy.

03:18:01.300 So I'll just fuck that.

03:18:02.120 Peace of mind.

03:18:03.140 I don't know how this guy does it.

03:18:04.140 He's got to do it because he's banned everywhere.

03:18:05.980 So he's got to fucking...

03:18:06.920 Also, it's just the most important thing to talk about, you know?

03:18:09.600 Yeah, but it's just like the peace of mind that comes with just leaving the USA for the moment

03:18:14.960 and going and living in the rest of the world and enjoying life and not caring about all that shit is so worth it.

03:18:22.800 The fags defending the pedo tranny is not surprising.

03:18:30.620 Bro, that's how fucked this whole thing is.

03:18:33.900 That's how fucked this whole thing is.

03:18:35.320 And that's how you know that the next step of LGBT is adding a P.

03:18:43.040 LGBT P.

03:18:44.960 They see pedophiles as one of their own.

03:18:47.920 I've been saying this for a long time.

03:18:49.200 LGBT is just all types of sexual deviants.

03:18:57.300 So when they see a guy like Chris Tyson, they don't think,

03:18:59.780 no, he's hurting kids.

03:19:02.380 They see Chris Tyson, they think, oh, no, one of our own is getting canceled for doing what we all do.

03:19:09.360 Another one.

03:19:10.140 Another one.

03:19:10.620 Another one.

03:19:11.000 Another one.

03:19:11.380 Another one.

03:19:11.760 Another one.

03:19:12.480 Your rumble is frozen, so I closed it and opened it.

03:19:16.200 Oh, Arab.

03:19:17.700 You need Wi-Fi?

03:19:19.200 Uh, yeah.

03:19:22.420 Habibi, how far are we?

03:19:23.900 Close.

03:19:24.400 You need a few minutes.

03:19:25.120 Few minutes.

03:19:37.900 Habibi.

03:19:38.920 Yeah, I need a hot spot.

03:19:40.500 It's open.

03:19:41.360 Should be open.

03:19:49.200 Open it or not?

03:19:52.020 Yeah, I got it.

03:20:00.480 Give me a job, nigga, says Lazy Co.

03:20:10.360 Do you realize the irony in that statement?

03:20:13.940 This dude made his username Lazy Co.

03:20:16.040 And he said, give me a job, nigga.

03:20:21.740 I'm not even going to.

03:20:24.460 Seiko, do an impression of Ray.

03:20:26.560 Okay.

03:20:26.980 I hate faggots.

03:20:28.900 What am I dead?

03:20:29.900 Fuck faggots.

03:20:30.900 Them niggas gay.

03:20:31.900 Fuck it.

03:20:32.900 Nah.

03:20:33.900 That's weird.

03:20:34.900 Come on, chat.

03:20:35.900 No, cuz.

03:20:36.900 No, cuz.

03:20:37.900 No, cuz.

03:20:38.900 No, cuz.

03:20:39.900 No, cuz.

03:20:40.900 No, cuz.

03:20:41.900 No, cuz.

03:20:42.900 I want to go to America.

03:20:45.700 I want to go to America.

03:20:47.760 Because.

03:20:49.080 Shit.

03:20:51.300 Godday.

03:20:53.700 Oh, I'm so good.

03:20:54.940 I'm so good at this.

03:20:55.640 Was that good?

03:20:56.460 Was that not good?

03:20:57.520 I don't know.

03:20:57.980 I don't know.

03:20:58.300 I don't think that's Ray.

03:20:59.580 You don't know who that is?

03:21:00.500 No, I know who that is.

03:21:04.660 That was all right.

03:21:05.240 That was mid.

03:21:05.680 That was like a four out of ten.

03:21:06.380 What?

03:21:07.620 Was that where your needles tell me?

03:21:09.000 I don't.

03:21:09.480 I have no clue who that is.

03:21:10.260 Accent-wise, it was a four out of ten.

03:21:12.400 What he says was spot on.

03:21:14.900 Nah, cuz.

03:21:16.760 What in my mother?

03:21:17.460 You.

03:21:17.960 You're all I can wear, bro.

03:21:19.840 Godday.

03:21:21.200 I fucking hate faggots.

03:21:24.540 Okay.

03:21:25.600 Let's go to New York.

03:21:27.140 I want to go to the hood.

03:21:29.180 Godday.

03:21:30.880 Be ready, bro.

03:21:32.660 Because I cannot stop here.

03:21:34.260 Yeah, yeah.

03:21:34.660 We get out whenever.

03:21:36.340 You tell us.

03:21:37.440 Okay.

03:21:39.920 Look, there's another big mosque here.

03:21:43.080 Huge mosque.

03:21:44.900 Here is good, maybe, yeah?

03:21:50.560 Do a Pokimane impression.

03:21:55.580 My friend, he'll call you later.

03:21:58.000 You come, I get the bag, and I go taxi to airport, okay?

03:22:00.940 Okay.

03:22:01.660 You're leaving?

03:22:02.280 No, not now.

03:22:03.000 In two hours.

03:22:03.740 I'll air.

03:22:04.300 I literally came for one day.

03:22:11.080 I flew in in the morning.

03:22:12.360 I'm leaving at night.

03:22:13.480 Cancer.

03:22:15.480 Chad, we're here.

03:22:16.640 We're here.

03:22:20.280 W Turkey.

03:22:24.880 It's Haya Sophia?

03:22:25.980 W Turkey.

03:22:26.760 Yep.

03:22:27.340 No, no.

03:22:28.080 What is this one?

03:22:28.580 No, it's down here.

03:22:29.260 Which one's this one called?

03:22:31.720 Pax and Jum.

03:22:32.380 Pax and Jum.

03:22:35.440 Yes.

03:22:40.280 Chad, I think he's on Adderall.

03:22:41.480 I'm not going to lie to you.

03:22:45.600 No, no, I'm joking.

03:22:46.440 No, I don't think so.

03:22:46.940 How long are we in the car now?

03:22:56.680 20 minutes?

03:22:58.360 Maybe 25?

03:22:59.900 All right, so what is...

03:23:00.840 This is so beautiful right now.

03:23:02.220 We came at the perfect time.

03:23:03.860 This three right here is a stick to that.

03:23:05.080 I'm going to lie for everything.

03:23:14.940 Istanbul's crazy, huh?

03:23:16.940 What is this...

03:23:27.340 What's the name of this area again?

03:23:29.120 This is Texim Square.

03:23:30.500 Texim Square.

03:23:31.060 And then this street that we're going on is Esticlal.

03:23:36.040 I can get some food.

03:23:37.260 Yeah, we're going to try some Esticlal burgers.

03:23:39.840 It's like the local street food they make here.

03:23:42.920 Burgers and they soak them in something.

03:23:46.940 Look, there's another mosque right there, too.

03:23:57.660 Should we walk under the turkey flags for Aura?

03:23:59.680 Yeah, do it.

03:24:00.960 You want me to walk with you?

03:24:01.840 Yeah.

03:24:03.040 Get the shot a good distance.

03:24:05.140 There you go.

03:24:05.540 Just do that.

03:24:08.340 WTurkey!

03:24:08.780 WTurkey!

03:24:25.880 Isha?

03:24:27.020 No, no.

03:24:29.260 Maghreb.

03:24:29.900 Yes.

03:24:30.460 Maghreb right now.

03:24:31.060 Can we get it?

03:24:53.560 No, no.

03:24:55.460 Sorry.

03:24:59.980 Sorry.

03:25:09.380 Come here.

03:25:12.040 Oh, they got the donor.

03:25:23.520 Hi, bro.

03:25:24.340 Two Istiklal burger, please.

03:25:26.460 How much?

03:25:28.280 130?

03:25:29.600 Nice.

03:25:32.200 This is Istiklal burger.

03:25:34.220 It's like local Turkish.

03:25:36.200 It smells so good.

03:25:38.300 Thank you, brother.

03:25:43.340 You hungry?

03:25:50.200 I only had enough for two.

03:25:52.400 You think this is better or bar bar is better?

03:25:54.340 No, no.

03:25:54.900 Bar bar is for sure better.

03:25:56.680 This is not shawarma.

03:25:57.560 This is like donor.

03:25:59.360 Look, they put it in that bread.

03:26:02.300 But try this.

03:26:08.140 Good one.

03:26:20.220 Higher, right?

03:26:21.720 Did you pay?

03:26:22.520 No.

03:26:26.580 There's a burger you can only get here.

03:26:27.920 They make a little slider burger, and they dip it in some shit.

03:26:36.620 You want more?

03:26:40.140 Let me write them out.

03:26:41.060 I don't want to get too full.

03:26:42.400 I don't want to get it.

03:26:45.020 Oh, God.

03:26:47.600 Let's go down here.

03:27:17.600 Super packed.

03:27:48.480 What do you like about this place?

03:27:50.720 I mean, it's just like you have to come here if you're coming to Turkey.

03:27:52.540 This is where everyone comes.

03:27:53.760 But we can go to the local spot where the pubs are.

03:27:56.780 That'll get lit after I leave.

03:27:58.880 Like 9, 10 when I leave, you go to that spot.

03:28:01.320 It's all like drunk local Turkish people, and that's where you'll get...

03:28:04.100 I'll go there after prayer first to protect myself.

03:28:07.500 After prayer?

03:28:08.360 Yeah.

03:28:11.400 I'm still got Isha 1030.

03:28:12.840 This place is more for those burgers.

03:28:14.340 You gotta try them when you're here.

03:28:15.280 Oh, it's good.

03:28:15.540 I don't want to eat too much and get sluggish.

03:28:17.880 But the rest of it's mainly shopping.

03:28:19.840 And there's a tower at the end that everyone goes to.

03:28:23.900 Like Galata Tower.

03:28:24.900 It's the famous Turkish tower.

03:28:27.840 If you take a photo in front of it, everyone will...

03:28:30.000 Whatever.

03:28:30.640 Oh, yeah.

03:28:31.000 I should do that.

03:28:31.360 But it's a bit of a walk.

03:28:33.900 It's like a kilometer.

03:28:36.400 Turks don't use Isha or Maghrib.

03:28:40.020 It's, uh...

03:28:41.020 Really?

03:28:43.220 Are they Shia here?

03:28:49.500 El Sneko for not feeding needles in security.

03:28:51.800 I just offered.

03:28:53.300 I offered.

03:28:53.940 I offered.

03:28:58.220 Sneko eats like an iPad kid.

03:28:59.860 You're not...

03:29:00.480 You're not funny.

03:29:05.380 I offered him food.

03:29:06.360 He said no.

03:29:08.240 You want food?

03:29:12.060 Sorry.

03:29:12.580 Oh!

03:29:13.840 Some muscles?

03:29:15.260 You ever had this?

03:29:17.440 I could eat some muscles.

03:29:18.420 I ain't gonna lie.

03:29:18.880 Brother, how much is this?

03:29:19.820 No.

03:29:21.380 200 grams.

03:29:22.000 You take card?

03:29:23.100 Cash.

03:29:23.940 No cash.

03:29:24.620 How much?

03:29:31.100 Do you have cash?

03:29:31.860 No.

03:29:32.080 Do you have like 10 cash?

03:29:33.020 I ran out of cash.

03:29:34.180 I have 100 US.

03:29:36.440 You take card?

03:29:37.960 No card.

03:29:38.840 I can break it.

03:29:41.020 Break it.

03:29:41.700 You can take 100 US?

03:29:43.120 Yes.

03:29:43.460 No problem.

03:29:44.080 Can you give me change in US?

03:29:45.520 Yes.

03:29:46.700 I'll be honest.

03:29:48.020 200.

03:29:52.060 What's up, man?

03:29:52.800 Yeah.

03:29:53.240 Yeah.

03:29:53.520 Where are you from?

03:29:54.960 Manchester.

03:29:56.040 UK?

03:29:56.620 Yeah.

03:29:57.920 What's your name?

03:29:58.760 Safe.

03:29:59.300 Man like Safe.

03:30:00.400 Let's take it.

03:30:01.060 I'm gonna get a photo of me and him.

03:30:02.920 Just really quick.

03:30:04.800 US.

03:30:05.220 US.

03:30:10.260 Okay.

03:30:10.740 Thank you.

03:30:11.960 Nice to meet you.

03:30:13.500 Okay.

03:30:15.140 What's up, man?

03:30:16.060 All right.

03:30:17.020 How much?

03:30:17.880 Come on.

03:30:18.620 3,200.

03:30:19.580 He's scared.

03:30:19.980 It's okay.

03:30:20.220 Okay.

03:30:20.780 Okay.

03:30:21.940 Yeah.

03:30:22.600 Good.

03:30:23.520 Cool.

03:30:24.060 Which one?

03:30:24.460 Which one's 200 grand?

03:30:25.280 Nice to meet you.

03:30:26.300 One more.

03:30:27.080 Yeah, yeah.

03:30:27.520 Sure.

03:30:28.040 What's up, man?

03:30:29.460 High five.

03:30:30.240 What's your name?

03:30:31.300 Asmar.

03:30:32.100 Asmar.

03:30:35.800 Stinky, you want muscles too?

03:30:37.340 No.

03:30:38.200 Nice to meet you.

03:30:39.080 Yeah, I want the muscles.

03:30:40.220 Good to meet you, bro.

03:30:41.240 Found it.

03:30:42.220 Boom.

03:30:43.720 Boom.

03:30:44.800 Some muscles too, please, my friend.

03:30:46.520 Yeah.

03:30:46.620 Some muscles.

03:30:50.000 This one.

03:30:53.340 And she missed it.

03:30:55.240 Okay.

03:30:56.140 Nice to meet you.

03:30:56.960 Thank you.

03:31:00.060 You ever had this before?

03:31:01.740 It's a nut.

03:31:02.640 Yeah, chestnut.

03:31:03.260 I'm not eating a nut, bro.

03:31:05.700 I want muscles.

03:31:07.080 Order.

03:31:08.340 Can I have some money?

03:31:09.160 Yeah, I have cash.

03:31:09.580 How much, bro?

03:31:21.240 $20 for one?

03:31:25.140 70 cents.

03:31:31.040 Another one.

03:31:38.360 Treat it one.

03:31:39.580 Try one.

03:31:40.740 You want chestnuts?

03:31:41.660 Yeah.

03:31:42.660 Last time I ate muscles with Sneeko, we all got food poisoning.

03:31:45.860 That was sick for a week.

03:31:48.000 Oh, sorry.

03:31:51.220 All right.

03:31:52.500 You want chestnuts?

03:31:54.120 Bro, no one's eating your nut, bro.

03:31:55.300 One, one, one.

03:32:01.080 No, thank you, bro.

03:32:01.780 It's like shots at a bar right now.

03:32:03.000 You sure you want one?

03:32:04.140 You want one?

03:32:05.120 No.

03:32:05.300 Have one, have one.

03:32:17.900 Halas, halas.

03:32:20.380 Okay.

03:32:20.780 This is 100.

03:32:24.620 Thank you, bro.

03:32:26.700 What do you call this?

03:32:28.140 100.

03:32:29.080 No, no.

03:32:29.400 What's the name of the food?

03:32:31.120 Midye.

03:32:33.180 Very good, very good.

03:32:38.420 Thank you.

03:32:39.100 Thank you.

03:32:40.240 How do you say thank you in Turkish?

03:32:42.560 Teşekkür ederim.

03:32:43.400 Teşekkür ederim.

03:32:44.320 Teşekkür ederim.

03:32:45.020 Teşekkür ederim.

03:32:46.220 Teşekkür ederim.

03:32:46.740 Turkish is a hard language, bro.

03:32:47.760 Teşekkür.

03:32:48.120 Teşekkür.

03:32:48.800 Teşekkür ederim.

03:32:49.460 And if you want to tell a girl she's hot, Chuck Guzassel.

03:32:53.440 No, no.

03:32:54.120 Lower your gaze.

03:32:54.920 You're beautiful.

03:32:55.620 You're beautiful.

03:32:56.520 Okay.

03:32:57.400 Sure, where are you from?

03:32:58.420 I'm from Norway.

03:32:59.620 Norway.

03:33:00.120 Yeah, Norway.

03:33:01.140 W, Norway.

03:33:04.140 You're going to make him take the picture?

03:33:05.800 Yeah.

03:33:06.160 Poor guy, bro.

03:33:07.000 Are you streaming?

03:33:07.520 Yeah.

03:33:08.120 Oh, okay.

03:33:12.220 Nice.

03:33:13.160 You guys want some chestnuts?

03:33:15.060 No, it's okay.

03:33:17.500 Yeah, sure.

03:33:18.020 What do you think about Turkey so far?

03:33:20.000 Turkey so far, it's our first day and it's very fun and people are very, what do I say?

03:33:27.620 Very good.

03:33:28.220 Very good.

03:33:29.120 Very good.

03:33:29.680 Very good.

03:33:30.560 Let's do it.

03:33:31.260 Have fun, guys.

03:33:32.040 Yeah, you too.

03:33:44.540 Okay.

03:33:45.180 Have a good one.

03:33:45.900 Yeah.

03:33:48.020 I think half those people don't know who I am.

03:33:51.580 They see the camera pointed.

03:33:57.720 Arcade?

03:33:59.420 You want to play Arcade?

03:34:01.040 Nah, I'm good.

03:34:02.120 I'm too old, bro.

03:34:03.580 Yeah.

03:34:04.000 But we're pushing 30.

03:34:06.040 Plus, I'd rock you in front of your own stream.

03:34:08.020 All right, bro.

03:34:09.340 You did win foosball.

03:34:10.380 You won't beat me in any video game, bro.

03:34:16.240 I'll beat you in FIFA.

03:34:17.560 You won't beat me in FIFA and I don't even play FIFA.

03:34:19.480 I'll destroy you in FIFA.

03:34:20.740 I don't even play FIFA and I'll shit on you in FIFA.

03:34:23.140 Okay, lock that too.

03:34:24.200 I'm just better at video games.

03:34:25.160 That's just not true, bro.

03:34:26.640 Fortnite, Warzone, GTA.

03:34:28.480 Yeah, Fortnite, fine.

03:34:29.320 The nerd games, yeah.

03:34:30.720 RuneScape, League of Legends.

03:34:33.220 The cool games, no.

03:34:34.420 I'm winning every time.

03:34:35.660 Billiards?

03:34:36.220 I'll dog you in billiards.

03:34:37.500 What is billiards?

03:34:38.520 Cool.

03:34:40.480 What do you...

03:34:41.040 See, why do you keep using the nerd lingo for everything?

03:34:43.960 Because we're talking about gaming.

03:34:49.320 This view is crazy.

03:34:50.380 Show them.

03:34:50.820 Wait, stand still.

03:34:56.860 Yeah.

03:35:01.780 WVU.

03:35:02.640 That's a SUNY country.

03:35:05.660 Can you turn your hotspot on?

03:35:09.740 Oh, no, I'm good.

03:35:10.400 I'm good.

03:35:11.180 All gaming is nerdy.

03:35:12.320 That's true.

03:35:14.540 Why play video games so you can play the game of life?

03:35:17.880 True shit.

03:35:25.780 Why rob a car in GTA when you can rob a car in real life?

03:35:35.660 Can Galatasaray win something?

03:35:40.880 They have a 24-anniversary thing everywhere.

03:35:46.000 24 years since they've been open or something?

03:35:47.960 The stadium?

03:35:51.220 Yes.

03:35:52.620 You want me to delete it?

03:35:54.940 It's too late.

03:35:56.020 It's out in the world.

03:35:57.460 Forever.

03:35:58.640 Nice to meet you.

03:35:59.460 Nice.

03:35:59.600 Nice to meet you.

03:36:00.680 Nice.

03:36:01.420 Nice to meet you.

03:36:02.380 Nice to meet you.

03:36:03.020 Nice to meet you.

03:36:03.720 Nice to meet you.

03:36:03.980 Nice to meet you.

03:36:04.520 Nice to meet you.

03:36:05.600 Can you delete that from the footage?

03:36:16.400 What should we buy?

03:36:17.660 Okay, we still need, I know we have the bag, got the chest set.

03:36:22.180 I can get something for my family.

03:36:29.360 Where are you going to carry?

03:36:30.420 Are you going back to Miami?

03:36:32.380 Huh?

03:36:33.000 Are you going back to Miami?

03:36:33.940 Um, I don't know.

03:36:37.180 I'm thinking Morocco.

03:36:39.000 You're going to carry all that shit with you to Morocco?

03:36:41.200 I don't have that much.

03:36:43.060 Just a bag?

03:36:44.120 I have to throw my backpack anyway.

03:36:46.460 I think I'm going to Morocco next, Chad.

03:36:52.960 I need a tour guide, though.

03:37:02.500 Wait a second.

03:37:03.120 What are some other good activities to do in Istanbul?

03:37:06.620 So today's like the sightseeing.

03:37:08.440 Morocco.

03:37:10.320 I don't even know, bro.

03:37:11.520 Just like the same thing.

03:37:12.560 Go to Marrakech, that place.

03:37:16.780 Why not just do a new country?

03:37:18.600 Well, I didn't do Morocco on stream.

03:37:20.700 True.

03:37:22.660 But your stream's seen you in Morocco.

03:37:26.000 They've seen me there, but I didn't stream there.

03:37:28.140 You know?

03:37:28.780 Yeah, so it didn't go viral on Twitter, you're saying.

03:37:31.420 No, it's also on Rumble.

03:37:33.660 Go to Moscow, close to Turkey.

03:37:36.640 Are you going to UFC?

03:37:37.940 I texted Bilal Mohamed yesterday, and he said he's trying to get tickets.

03:37:41.500 If I can get tickets, then I'll go, but it's pretty last second.

03:37:44.080 It's like, what, like two days left?

03:37:45.480 Careful, careful, careful.

03:38:04.940 Hey!

03:38:05.600 Nice.

03:38:07.980 Good catch.

03:38:08.880 Good catch.

03:38:09.420 Yo, W.O.M.A.R.

03:38:23.200 Bro, let's go to, like, the slums of Philippines.

03:38:27.680 Let's talk about where we're at.

03:38:29.020 We're here now.

03:38:30.760 Look at Arabs.

03:38:31.380 You said I have a TikTok, right?

03:38:32.500 You're always thinking about the next thing.

03:38:33.760 Enjoy this.

03:38:35.200 Enjoy where we are.

03:38:35.980 Wait, you think I have soccer balls in here?

03:38:44.020 I want to buy a ball.

03:38:46.520 Let me buy a ball.

03:38:57.140 Also, Niels, when do you get a chance?

03:38:58.300 If you could check your Instagram DM and see if the, those girls from earlier.

03:39:02.220 Excuse me.

03:39:22.660 Do you sell soccer ball?

03:39:24.540 Soccer balls?

03:39:25.140 Yeah.

03:39:25.980 Yes, like a ball.

03:39:27.220 Okay.

03:39:27.480 We can turn it off.

03:39:30.600 Okay, let me just buy the soccer ball.

03:39:33.940 Okay, we'll just buy the soccer ball.

03:39:37.940 Jeans, jeans, boots with the fur, the fur.

03:39:45.620 Whole club was looking at her.

03:39:48.180 Wait, you said, it's upstairs?

03:39:52.800 Sorry, sorry.

03:39:55.660 Yeah.

03:39:56.240 Where you from?

03:39:57.080 Pakistan.

03:39:58.560 As-salamu alaykum.

03:39:59.260 Thank you so much.

03:40:02.600 Good to meet you.

03:40:14.600 Yeah.

03:40:19.100 Nice to meet you, bro.

03:40:19.840 Thank you very much.

03:40:21.240 Where did he say?

03:40:22.740 He said upstairs.

03:40:24.560 Was he just kicking us out?

03:40:25.460 In Nike.

03:40:26.020 No, he said upstairs in Nike.

03:40:27.260 Where?

03:40:27.400 How do we go upstairs?

03:40:28.560 There's a stairs right there.

03:40:29.480 Oh, right here.

03:40:29.880 My bad.

03:40:35.420 There's also an elevator.

03:40:37.200 Nah.

03:40:38.980 Good off that low, bro.

03:40:40.700 Bro, you got to go all the way to the third floor.

03:40:43.380 You want to wait down here?

03:40:44.480 I'm turning my mic off.

03:40:45.520 Yeah, go up.

03:40:45.980 How you doing?

03:40:55.840 You still soccer balls?

03:40:57.120 Soccer balls?

03:40:57.720 Balls, yeah.

03:40:58.460 Soccer balls.

03:40:59.100 Okay.

03:41:00.380 It's okay.

03:41:00.820 Just keep it, bro.

03:41:01.400 You're fine.

03:41:03.040 You got it.

03:41:03.820 How you doing, bro?

03:41:15.980 Do you have the soccer ball?

03:41:17.140 Soccer ball, yes.

03:41:18.380 Soccer ball, football.

03:41:19.380 How you doing, bro?

03:41:20.100 Can I get a pick?

03:41:20.920 Yeah.

03:41:21.520 Mama.

03:41:22.120 It's Nike.

03:41:26.700 You don't have basketball.

03:41:27.540 No soccer ball?

03:41:28.100 It's finished.

03:41:28.620 I ran all the way up here.

03:41:29.900 I'm sweating.

03:41:34.780 Okay.

03:41:35.420 Nice to meet you.

03:41:36.160 Thank you, bro.

03:41:41.260 Basketball.

03:41:53.540 It's heavy.

03:41:58.620 What do you think?

03:42:00.700 Cop it?

03:42:02.200 Are you going to ball?

03:42:03.260 No, I want to play soccer.

03:42:05.160 We're in Turkey.

03:42:06.680 Bro, how does Turkey...

03:42:07.500 How does a European country not have it?

03:42:09.580 Basketball's not even popular here.

03:42:11.340 That's okay.

03:42:11.740 Thank you.

03:42:15.200 Omar, are you okay?

03:42:15.780 I'm okay.

03:42:28.620 Almost here, Chuck.

03:42:37.720 Almost here.

03:42:49.820 He only had basketballs.

03:42:51.080 He lied.

03:42:51.420 He said football and basketball.

03:42:53.440 He lied.

03:42:55.080 He lied, Chuck.

03:42:58.620 They got fried corn here, too.

03:43:03.580 All right.

03:43:04.160 Update says that they have game rooms.

03:43:11.080 What do you mean?

03:43:12.300 Gaming cafe.

03:43:14.700 Like video games?

03:43:15.840 Yeah.

03:43:16.920 Oh, you want to play FIFA?

03:43:18.320 If you have a gaming cafe with FIFA,

03:43:19.620 I'll just run it right now,

03:43:20.520 and I'm going to put you in your place.

03:43:21.620 Pause.

03:43:25.720 Chat, high key.

03:43:26.600 I don't even know how to fucking play FIFA.

03:43:28.620 Omar babysitting.

03:43:39.540 Yeah, that's when I get, like, security that's, like, too much, bro.

03:43:42.240 Like, they don't even let you walk up the stairs

03:43:43.800 without getting in the way.

03:43:48.460 Did he tell him?

03:43:49.640 Nah, it's fine.

03:43:51.600 At least he's locked in.

03:43:53.460 I've had some bad security guards, bro.

03:43:55.100 Where I went to power slap in Vegas,

03:43:58.260 this dude just, like,

03:44:00.200 hands in his pockets

03:44:01.440 and eating a burger the whole time.

03:44:10.040 What's the coolest thing here?

03:44:11.600 It's the tower at the end.

03:44:12.760 It's not really...

03:44:13.760 It's cool for Turkey.

03:44:14.900 Like, you just got to do it here.

03:44:15.840 I'm glad to see it.

03:44:18.860 It's not, like, cool.

03:44:19.900 It's not going to, like, blow your mind.

03:44:20.980 It's a fucking tower

03:44:21.840 that they all worship.

03:44:25.120 Galata Tower.

03:44:26.120 Like, it's all over the airport and shit.

03:44:30.440 Sneak out his ass at video games.

03:44:32.200 No, bro.

03:44:32.840 Suck my dick.

03:44:33.680 And right down the road, too,

03:44:34.540 there's another, like, party street.

03:44:43.860 I'm okay.

03:44:44.400 I'm okay.

03:44:44.640 I'm okay.

03:44:44.680 I'm okay.

03:44:44.700 I'm okay.

03:44:50.980 You don't care to interact with anyone?

03:44:56.420 It's a one big outside mall, huh?

03:44:57.640 You don't care to interact with anyone?

03:44:58.900 Should I do, like, interviews?

03:45:00.400 You could.

03:45:00.920 You said you wanted to do

03:45:01.560 the one-minute interview.

03:45:05.760 You could do that on the Turkish street

03:45:07.100 when they're partying and drunk.

03:45:08.260 Yeah, we're going to the Turkish street.

03:45:09.860 Here, everyone's just, like,

03:45:11.960 you know.

03:45:13.360 Just living chill.

03:45:15.760 Normal NPC life.

03:45:17.220 Yeah.

03:45:17.500 We can get out of here, too,

03:45:21.240 if you want.

03:45:22.780 Or you want to see the tower

03:45:23.680 and just get it over with.

03:45:25.460 Let's go see.

03:45:27.440 How does Arab know everything?

03:45:28.800 Yeah, how do you know?

03:45:30.100 Yeah.

03:45:32.280 Traveler, chat.

03:45:33.040 Traveler.

03:45:33.880 I've been to all these places before, so.

03:45:35.800 One-minute podcast, Siko.

03:45:37.040 Okay.

03:45:38.620 When I travel somewhere,

03:45:39.620 Chad, I don't just, like,

03:45:40.460 sit in my hotel room.

03:45:41.360 I go out for 18 hours

03:45:42.480 and I film.

03:45:43.760 I learn the place.

03:45:44.940 I learn the culture.

03:45:45.800 That's the fun in traveling,

03:45:48.040 not just sitting in your room

03:45:48.880 and drinking alcohol

03:45:49.800 at a resort.

03:45:51.040 That's kind of lame.

03:45:53.120 This place is boring.

03:45:54.260 Yeah, this is very NPC-like.

03:45:55.980 It is NPC-like, for sure.

03:45:57.140 I thought it would be more, like,

03:45:58.160 when I came last time,

03:45:58.880 I was pretty active.

03:45:59.680 Like, I was interacting

03:46:00.740 with people, though.

03:46:04.260 Let's come here.

03:46:11.120 Go to Topkapi Museum.

03:46:13.520 There's items of Prophet Muhammad,

03:46:14.700 so I'll sell them.

03:46:16.980 Okay, look it up.

03:46:18.260 Is Topkapi Museum open?

03:46:26.200 You want to go to a museum?

03:46:27.720 They're saying they want to go

03:46:28.760 to the Prophet Museum.

03:46:32.120 Topkapi.

03:46:35.360 Come to Palestine.

03:46:36.440 I'll be your guide.

03:46:37.620 Nah.

03:46:37.980 I'm good, buddy.

03:46:42.480 I'm good.

03:46:43.240 You live-streamed Palestine.

03:46:44.320 You're getting droned.

03:46:46.660 Well, we were fine.

03:46:47.500 We were supposed to get droned

03:46:48.160 in Lebanon.

03:46:48.640 Nothing happened.

03:46:49.780 Yo!

03:46:50.480 What up, bro?

03:46:52.140 Yeah, where are you from?

03:46:53.340 America.

03:46:53.960 America.

03:46:54.420 Jersey, exactly.

03:46:55.060 Okay, what's the biggest difference?

03:46:56.200 So let's stand over here.

03:46:57.460 One minute podcast time.

03:46:58.360 Yo, why are you in Turkey right now?

03:46:59.660 Why are you in Turkey right now?

03:47:01.000 Vacation with the fam.

03:47:01.960 Okay, you're Muslim?

03:47:02.920 Yes.

03:47:03.260 What's the biggest difference

03:47:03.960 in America and Turkey?

03:47:06.320 Yo, you're the guy that got like

03:47:06.960 kidnapped.

03:47:07.820 What?

03:47:08.260 Between America and Turkey?

03:47:10.580 You're the kidnapped guy!

03:47:12.080 Yo, the people are mad interesting.

03:47:13.220 I watched that video,

03:47:13.840 the whole thing, bro.

03:47:14.700 The people are mad interesting.

03:47:15.500 Yo, were you scared?

03:47:16.260 I was like, yeah.

03:47:17.500 Like, yo, you never know

03:47:18.720 what you're going to expect

03:47:19.260 with these motherfuckers.

03:47:20.080 You know what I mean?

03:47:20.660 Yeah.

03:47:21.020 Is this mic on?

03:47:21.940 I just muted it.

03:47:22.540 Oh, okay.

03:47:23.420 Bye, my life, Chris.

03:47:24.240 No, you're fine.

03:47:24.780 Bye, my life.

03:47:25.920 What about culturally?

03:47:26.940 What are the differences you notice?

03:47:28.500 I love how it's an Islamic country,

03:47:30.340 obviously, right?

03:47:31.720 I was on every morning.

03:47:32.640 It's beautiful.

03:47:33.180 It's a beautiful sight.

03:47:34.160 Just hearing it throughout the day,

03:47:35.180 it's just very peaceful.

03:47:36.740 But honestly, like,

03:47:37.580 the people are very interesting people.

03:47:39.660 Love it, but you also hate it.

03:47:41.780 Do you feel bad

03:47:42.480 when you go back to Jersey?

03:47:43.400 Sometimes when I go back to Miami

03:47:44.460 and you're around more...

03:47:45.100 You really get humbled out here,

03:47:46.000 for sure.

03:47:46.360 It's a third world country

03:47:47.040 at the end of the day.

03:47:47.800 Humbled how?

03:47:48.380 He's alive.

03:47:49.020 Like, yo, we're so blessed in America.

03:47:50.700 Yeah.

03:47:50.960 Are you from Jersey, too?

03:47:51.800 Yeah, yes.

03:47:52.520 Biggest difference in America and Turkey?

03:47:54.440 Big difference, you know.

03:47:56.640 The food.

03:47:57.600 Yeah.

03:47:57.900 Yeah, people.

03:47:59.080 Do you prefer American women

03:47:59.960 or Turkish women?

03:48:00.560 Afghan women.

03:48:02.900 Afghan?

03:48:03.380 Yeah.

03:48:03.720 Are you Afghan?

03:48:04.300 Yeah.

03:48:04.540 Yeah, we're Afghan, bro.

03:48:05.280 Oh, you are?

03:48:06.040 You look like a New Jersey guy.

03:48:07.920 You don't look Afghan.

03:48:08.540 No, I get that a lot.

03:48:09.280 People say Iraqi, Syrian.

03:48:10.500 I always get to guess, like, Guido.

03:48:12.000 Like, Los Poyos, kind of.

03:48:13.960 How long are you here for?

03:48:15.100 I don't know.

03:48:15.600 A couple of days.

03:48:16.300 Oh, great.

03:48:16.980 Where did I get here?

03:48:18.120 We're getting...

03:48:18.660 YouTuber.

03:48:18.840 YouTuber.

03:48:19.400 YouTuber.

03:48:19.960 How do you know?

03:48:20.780 Oh, funny.

03:48:27.440 Funny.

03:48:27.480 How are you guys?

03:48:35.720 Okay, we go.

03:48:38.100 Nice to meet you.

03:48:40.340 Are you with them?

03:48:50.540 Yeah.

03:48:50.880 Oh, okay.

03:48:54.980 Nice to meet you guys.

03:48:56.020 Be safe.

03:48:57.180 Check, check.

03:49:00.480 Nice to meet you.

03:49:02.000 So unnecessary.

03:49:03.680 What is?

03:49:04.180 The cops?

03:49:04.620 Yeah.

03:49:05.800 I know.

03:49:07.260 Just, like...

03:49:07.540 I had a concert for three seconds,

03:49:08.780 then cops come.

03:49:09.280 It's just a power trip.

03:49:10.720 Oh, perfect.

03:49:11.560 Yeah, good, good.

03:49:12.540 W. Omer, come on.

03:49:13.480 He handled that well.

03:49:15.760 Omer tells everyone to fuck off.

03:49:17.420 I know.

03:49:17.840 It worked, like...

03:49:18.620 It's like, hey, I'm bigger than you.

03:49:22.200 I'm the authority.

03:49:23.880 Right.

03:49:24.360 Oh, definitely.

03:49:25.160 I need to get buff chat.

03:49:30.820 Type of one if I should...

03:49:31.740 No, I'm like...

03:49:32.200 I would never do steroids.

03:49:33.620 I would never do it.

03:49:34.320 I'm just going to gain weight.

03:49:35.180 Just eat more.

03:49:39.840 How much do you weigh now?

03:49:40.800 Imagine you on steroids.

03:49:42.080 You're already roid-raged.

03:49:44.360 Medco rage combined with roid-raged?

03:49:46.060 Yeah, you're fucked.

03:49:46.900 That's like...

03:49:47.400 That's such good content.

03:49:48.440 You're worse than Myron.

03:49:49.320 Imagine the streaming run I would go on.

03:49:51.800 It's okay.

03:49:53.020 Oh, rooftop.

03:49:54.480 A fire rooftop.

03:49:55.820 Fire rooftop.

03:50:02.480 What time do you close?

03:50:03.840 We close midnight.

03:50:05.140 Midnight.

03:50:05.700 We're going to go to the tower and we can come back.

03:50:07.700 I'll see you on the way back then.

03:50:08.720 Okay.

03:50:09.200 Inshallah.

03:50:10.420 Alright.

03:50:11.800 It's a good salesperson.

03:50:12.560 Actually, it's nice.

03:50:13.260 I can tell that got you a little bit too.

03:50:15.280 What?

03:50:15.480 She show with a nice view.

03:50:16.880 I'm always down for that, bro.

03:50:19.040 I'll live life a little slow, you know?

03:50:20.620 I'm enjoying the fine talent that's walking by us.

03:50:25.580 I ran into a lot of people that I've seen before.

03:50:35.800 Even when we were by the Harissa.

03:50:38.020 Yesterday, Arab took us to the Harissa, which is a statue of Mary in Lebanon.

03:50:41.040 I ran into somebody that I saw in Dubai.

03:50:45.640 When we did the Global Village stream, you remember when I made that basketball shot in

03:50:48.640 front of the girl and then I gave her the teddy bear?

03:50:50.520 There were a group of guys with her.

03:50:52.100 He was one of the dudes.

03:50:52.920 He was at Harissa.

03:50:54.020 I remember they said that they're Lebanese.

03:50:55.380 It's like, chances are happening.

03:50:57.280 Or like the girl that I randomly DMed one time because I was looking for a Muslim wife.

03:51:01.980 I ended up seeing her in Istanbul over all places.

03:51:04.380 The world is pretty small.

03:51:06.360 One time in Japan, I ran into Jimmy Zhang doing a vlog.

03:51:09.100 I didn't even know he was in Japan.

03:51:10.140 I know him from back in New York.

03:51:11.840 Jimmy Zhang.

03:51:12.860 Oh.

03:51:13.360 You know him?

03:51:13.800 She didn't have his porn guy, right?

03:51:15.800 Yeah, now porn, yeah.

03:51:19.020 Yeah.

03:51:20.120 Well, not all porn.

03:51:22.040 Mainly porn.

03:51:22.860 Asian stuff, yeah.

03:51:23.840 Mainly porn.

03:51:24.060 It used to be Asian stuff and now it's porn.

03:51:26.160 But what happens, he moved to L.A. and then just started doing porn.

03:51:29.740 Get caught in the shaytan, bro.

03:51:31.400 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

03:51:33.300 Exactly.

03:51:34.120 I mean, it's so much easier, too.

03:51:35.320 It's just, it's a purely pleasurable life.

03:51:42.060 It's not that, because there's a balance.

03:51:44.020 Like, it's only pleasurable until you're depressed again.

03:51:46.280 Exactly.

03:51:47.680 But at that point, they're hooked.

03:51:49.720 They're addicted.

03:51:51.000 The roster's too big.

03:51:52.680 They've got 150 porn stars on call that want to collab.

03:51:56.680 Yeah.

03:51:56.860 They're making money.

03:51:57.740 A lot of them are not even fucking, though.

03:51:59.100 They're making hundreds of thousands of dollars on OF.

03:52:02.220 Why would they cancel it all for God, you know?

03:52:10.760 Greed.

03:52:11.320 Greed is one of the deadliest sins.

03:52:12.840 Oh.

03:52:22.340 Oh.

03:52:24.860 Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.

03:52:26.480 Pause.

03:52:29.940 Woo.

03:52:32.100 Don't, don't, don't stream.

03:52:38.480 Do it tonight.

03:52:42.120 Or just farm tomorrow all day, maybe.

03:52:49.380 Woo.

03:52:49.740 That is a big W, my friend.

03:52:51.320 W, turkey.

03:52:59.500 Or, or, or, or a walk.

03:53:08.120 God is good.

03:53:11.140 Wallahi.

03:53:12.300 That's so crazy.

03:53:13.480 That's so crazy that you met a chick that you had DM'd before.

03:53:16.680 How many girls have you DM'd?

03:53:19.940 That's, uh, don't ask that question.

03:53:21.260 Okay.

03:53:33.200 Come on.

03:53:34.540 Okay, good.

03:53:35.180 I was, like, panicking, like, when Arab leaves, like, what content am I going to do?

03:53:38.360 Uh, I think we found some.

03:53:39.600 You want me to take something?

03:53:41.300 That's good.

03:53:41.520 Halal Berry?

03:53:44.080 We'll see.

03:53:45.420 But she's already is a concert creator, so.

03:53:47.840 Yeah, you're good.

03:53:48.460 Okay, I want to say what it is.

03:53:49.100 She DM'd me.

03:53:49.620 She, uh, she, uh, she messaged back on snap.

03:53:51.640 So, yeah, we can, we can try to schedule something.

03:54:03.000 Beautiful.

03:54:03.320 Beautiful.

03:54:04.260 All right, is this a church?

03:54:05.320 What is, this looks like a converted church.

03:54:07.880 Istanbul Barozo.

03:54:11.520 Maybe a hotel?

03:54:15.540 Huh?

03:54:16.520 Maybe a hotel?

03:54:18.200 Bro, the, the architecture's fucking sick here.

03:54:20.420 Yeah, it really is.

03:54:26.360 We're, we're almost at the tower, too.

03:54:28.960 Someone said Nikas stream.

03:54:30.360 No.

03:54:31.400 My friend.

03:54:32.620 Kar, Esteklal tower?

03:54:34.140 Okay.

03:54:34.680 Yeah.

03:54:34.900 Yeah.

03:54:34.960 Yeah.

03:54:41.520 Brother getting married.

03:54:52.140 Relax, bro.

03:54:52.700 Yeah, a lot of people come here for vacation.

03:55:12.660 We're not landlocked, right?

03:55:13.920 We're right by the ocean?

03:55:15.140 Yeah, we're on the ocean.

03:55:16.460 Yeah, this is why it was one of the biggest cities,

03:55:17.940 because it was a port for the entire world.

03:55:19.560 Should we farm more, or should we be scared about the police now?

03:55:39.040 No, no.

03:55:39.300 We gotta do something, we gotta do something,

03:55:40.500 because you're leaving soon.

03:55:41.500 The police ain't gonna do shit.

03:55:43.320 We're almost at the tower, I think.

03:55:44.620 Especially now with Omar.

03:55:46.640 No, not.

03:55:47.020 Look, you're gonna be let down by the tower.

03:55:49.400 Really?

03:55:50.080 But you gotta do it.

03:55:56.320 Oh, bro, right here, right here.

03:55:58.640 White tank top.

03:56:00.560 Angola!

03:56:02.520 That's, that's what you picked?

03:56:05.560 It's your age, too.

03:56:06.640 It's your demographic.

03:56:08.060 No, that's not my type.

03:56:09.380 I'll help you.

03:56:10.080 I'll wingman.

03:56:10.620 Oh, no, I already got mine.

03:56:11.720 But it's gotta be your type.

03:56:12.680 The last time I wingmaned, you left them.

03:56:15.400 Yeah, they were, they were, what did you,

03:56:16.740 those French girls are just like, meh.

03:56:18.020 That French girl was kinda hot, bro.

03:56:19.960 She was beautiful.

03:56:21.600 I don't like her attitude.

03:56:23.400 She just didn't wanna be on camera, you know?

03:56:25.960 Yeah, I know, and I wanna farm you for cameras, so.

03:56:28.320 Like, I don't feel like having to jump through that hula hoop.

03:56:30.920 You're gonna block your face with a fan the whole time.

03:56:35.280 Oh, British girls with a lot of makeup.

03:56:37.240 You good off that?

03:56:39.920 You know, I don't like British girls at all.

03:56:51.260 I don't want to love.

03:56:54.840 Man, man, you got me walking like a monster, man.

03:56:57.240 Yeah, when you travel with Aero, be prepared to do a lot of walking, man.

03:57:00.040 Yeah.

03:57:01.160 20,000 steps every day.

03:57:02.440 Yes, sir.

03:57:03.220 Hey, W Needle's doing all this walking with the backpack.

03:57:06.620 Well, we're not working now, so we kinda have to walk.

03:57:12.860 Yeah.

03:57:16.120 Yo, but how does, uh, how does Slips hold the backpack?

03:57:18.960 Because he has, like, something in front and back, so his back isn't fucked.

03:57:21.560 No, no, no.

03:57:23.100 You should figure out how to convert it, so, like, you can wear it in the front, too.

03:57:27.100 I see Slips has something where there's, like, in the front and back.

03:57:30.940 Yeah, maybe he puts the actual live view in there.

03:57:33.120 Yeah, he does.

03:57:33.580 He has, uh, he has something in the front of him.

03:57:35.000 I will definitely figure that out.

03:57:38.400 You're not gonna figure it out, are you?

03:57:41.300 Needle's was gonna ask me to figure it out, but I'm leaving.

03:57:45.800 Okay, we're here?

03:57:46.800 I think, yeah, it's right down here.

03:57:48.660 My friend, Galata.

03:57:50.300 Yes?

03:57:51.000 How far time?

03:57:53.440 Two minute?

03:57:54.360 Hey.

03:57:55.580 Two minute?

03:57:58.060 Five minute.

03:57:58.880 Five minute.

03:58:01.400 She's laughing like that.

03:58:02.720 Hello.

03:58:04.520 What's her name?

03:58:07.400 Hi.

03:58:08.060 Where are you from?

03:58:11.700 It's nice to meet you.

03:58:13.680 Where are you from?

03:58:15.020 I'm Turkish, but I grew up in English.

03:58:17.040 Oh, you're in Turkish?

03:58:17.620 You grew up in England?

03:58:19.580 Your English is good.

03:58:20.880 I grew up there.

03:58:21.780 Oh, okay.

03:58:22.300 How old are you?

03:58:22.780 Oh, I'm 17.

03:58:34.040 This is the tower?

03:58:35.940 It's like a tower.

03:58:44.320 That's your type.

03:58:45.520 Nope.

03:58:46.620 It's just that you always say no, but you find yourself.

03:58:49.240 Did you hear what she said?

03:58:50.360 Magnetic field.

03:58:51.080 Did you hear what she said?

03:58:52.120 17?

03:58:52.680 Yes.

03:58:53.380 She was giving like a motherfucker when I came up to her.

03:58:55.220 She was like, ah, just stop, just stop.

03:58:58.080 Yeah, just move on.

03:58:58.900 Stop.

03:58:59.220 Just move on.

03:59:01.080 Well, you're a transgender, right?

03:59:05.480 Hey, bro.

03:59:06.620 No, Chris is a deviant.

03:59:08.620 Bro.

03:59:10.280 Imagine the dedication.

03:59:11.720 He likes kids so much.

03:59:13.120 That he became transgender.

03:59:14.420 That he chopped his penis off and abandoned his family.

03:59:17.100 Did he actually do the surgery?

03:59:17.960 That's next level commitment to what you like.

03:59:22.820 You kind of got to respect it.

03:59:24.400 There's nothing that I like enough to cut my dick off for and leave my family.

03:59:28.460 He really did that.

03:59:30.620 When a man is dedicated to his purpose.

03:59:32.800 To his craft.

03:59:33.700 To his craft.

03:59:34.600 To his.

03:59:36.000 Bro, that's love of the game right there.

03:59:37.520 That's love of the game.

03:59:38.340 Yeah, Chris had love for the game.

03:59:39.880 And the game's a new game.

03:59:44.000 Clip.

03:59:44.360 I think this will take us to the tower right here.

03:59:47.120 Updates, come on, man.

03:59:53.680 Sneakle Updates about to hit 50k on Twitter, by the way.

03:59:55.780 Congrats to Sneakle Updates.

03:59:57.640 Yeah, he kills it.

03:59:59.820 Bro, he hit 40k like two weeks ago.

04:00:01.900 He's growing way faster than me.

04:00:03.380 Sneakle Updates and Halalco are beasts.

04:00:05.640 They are.

04:00:06.320 Two best clippers.

04:00:10.020 But Sneakle Updates wins.

04:00:12.760 It's a different type.

04:00:14.420 You know, they get different audiences.

04:00:16.740 Are you sure it's this way?

04:00:17.760 I think so.

04:00:18.360 Bro, you know your way around.

04:00:19.780 I might have gone the wrong way this time.

04:00:21.260 Yeah, this is not it.

04:00:22.800 My friend.

04:00:23.820 Calata Tower.

04:00:26.360 This way, yeah?

04:00:26.920 Omar definitely knows.

04:00:27.920 Right.

04:00:28.400 You know.

04:00:29.160 Yeah, he knows.

04:00:29.700 He knows.

04:00:30.920 You're acting like we're not walking with the Turk right now.

04:00:33.640 Bro, he's Googling it.

04:00:35.600 Surf, surf.

04:00:37.000 Surf, surf.

04:00:38.180 They said right.

04:00:39.280 Surf, surf.

04:00:40.420 Okay.

04:00:40.720 Now this looks like Europe again.

04:00:42.040 Sometimes Turkey looks like the Middle East.

04:00:47.740 Looks like an old empire.

04:00:50.620 But here, this is Europe.

04:00:52.560 This way?

04:00:53.320 Yes.

04:01:04.500 It's a nice city.

04:01:05.500 They hate Arabs here, though.

04:01:09.320 That's the thing.

04:01:09.940 W.

04:01:11.820 Like, this is the city that I had the most racism ever.

04:01:14.740 Mina's 23, though.

04:01:32.600 Is that expired?

04:01:34.440 There's like a fine line where you get canceled.

04:01:36.960 But then she's aged.

04:01:41.760 What's 23?

04:01:43.280 Like, 23 is borderline expired, you know?

04:01:45.460 But then 17, like, just now is just.

04:01:47.540 I think 23 is a great age.

04:01:50.580 Yeah, no.

04:01:51.100 And then she's 24 in a couple weeks, you know?

04:01:52.920 You're too far down the tape pipeline where you think 23 is expired.

04:01:55.540 It's not tape pipeline.

04:01:56.700 It's just the truth, bro.

04:01:57.480 Like, you want to maximize her youth.

04:02:03.480 Because we don't peak, bro.

04:02:04.800 We're going to peak at 33.

04:02:07.040 That's another reason why that numerology, like, jerks off over that number so much.

04:02:10.700 33 is peak performance as a male.

04:02:13.120 Traditionally for, like, Alexander the Great, Hitler, Jesus.

04:02:17.340 Not Hitler.

04:02:18.080 I'm just joking.

04:02:19.040 But when I meet, like, a 20-year-old, they're always too stupid.

04:02:22.080 I don't really care.

04:02:25.020 Yeah, you're not.

04:02:25.700 I'm a.

04:02:26.900 That's not even true.

04:02:27.800 You can get a smart 20-year-old.

04:02:29.120 I'm attracted to intelligence, you know?

04:02:31.360 Girls don't really mature that much, like, after 18, bro.

04:02:36.760 It's not that much different.

04:02:37.660 I think you're just meeting the wrong ones.

04:02:40.740 Says the single guy.

04:02:44.220 The single guy who's what?

04:02:46.920 Who's what?

04:02:47.620 Who's what?

04:02:48.340 Dating.

04:02:49.420 Yeah, not married.

04:02:50.440 Unmarried at 27.

04:02:51.280 It's all.

04:02:54.680 Sorry.

04:02:55.660 Excuse me.

04:02:57.340 This is it.

04:03:02.180 This is their bread and butter and turkey.

04:03:04.600 Should we go up?

04:03:06.180 Yeah, I'm not against it.

04:03:07.300 I've never gone up.

04:03:08.400 Yo, this is going to be me.

04:03:14.300 Aura.

04:03:15.960 Film it?

04:03:16.980 That's nuts, bro.

04:03:19.480 Why are you?

04:03:20.400 Dude, what?

04:03:21.280 What happened?

04:03:22.160 No, he's making a joke about my, saying I need a transplant.

04:03:25.520 You okay, Omer?

04:03:26.340 You okay.

04:03:26.860 Okay.

04:03:27.460 You want some water?

04:03:28.720 Yeah.

04:03:29.660 You want water?

04:03:30.520 No, no, no, no.

04:03:31.080 No.

04:03:41.000 Oh, Omer.

04:03:41.960 Sniko's supposed to be marrying like three women this trip so far.

04:04:04.240 I didn't forget about that.

04:04:05.580 You remember that girl from France kept saying the whole date or whatever.

04:04:11.020 She kept saying we were going to get married the whole time.

04:04:13.280 Oh, you're my husband.

04:04:14.140 You're my husband.

04:04:14.460 That girl from France was trying to milk you for a room to stay the night because she couldn't

04:04:17.840 find a hotel.

04:04:18.720 It was worth it for the clip of her scratching my head while I was being called a misogynist.

04:04:22.260 I agree.

04:04:23.100 I agree.

04:04:23.660 Any day.

04:04:25.140 I'll take that trade.

04:04:26.720 I only let her stay for a week just to go off that clip.

04:04:29.500 I literally felt like the whole trip to France was worth it for that clip.

04:04:33.260 When we went to Portugal, I wasn't satisfied with my output.

04:04:36.120 France, I was just because of that.

04:04:37.360 Nice.

04:04:38.440 Go to the big coffee shop in front of the tower.

04:04:41.700 This?

04:04:44.940 Or that?

04:04:45.960 It's probably that.

04:04:48.840 You want to go up this thing?

04:04:52.220 Poor needles, bro.

04:04:54.520 You want to go up this?

04:04:57.780 I don't.

04:04:58.660 I can't believe we're needles.

04:04:59.900 Let's go to the coffee shop.

04:05:01.860 Angola.

04:05:06.100 Needles have farmed some interviews here.

04:05:07.420 It's less NPC here.

04:05:08.500 We should do some content.

04:05:10.020 I'm down a farm.

04:05:11.920 All right.

04:05:12.480 It's more NPC here.

04:05:13.340 Let me ask these Asian guys.

04:05:14.360 We can farm.

04:05:15.520 Excuse me.

04:05:16.340 Where are you guys from?

04:05:18.940 Where are you from?

04:05:21.240 Ah.

04:05:21.880 You messed up my ribs.

04:05:23.720 I had the Asian connection.

04:05:24.680 You scared him off with your terrorist ribs.

04:05:26.060 You're right.

04:05:26.460 You're right.

04:05:26.800 I did.

04:05:27.280 He's like a big, scary Arab guy.

04:05:32.720 Boo.

04:05:34.780 Oh, do you?

04:05:36.120 Nice.

04:05:36.720 Cheers, bro.

04:05:37.420 Big, scary Arab guy.

04:05:40.560 I said boo.

04:05:42.560 And he was a homie.

04:05:47.340 Yeah, plus to go up, we have to buy a ticket from here.

04:05:49.640 Oh, hell no.

04:05:51.540 All right, the coffee shop's over here.

04:05:54.260 Is it this one?

04:05:55.000 I think it's this one because this one looks more packed.

04:05:56.820 This is one person that chats on that, but I don't see you.

04:06:14.280 Yo, two girls right there.

04:06:15.080 Let's just go sit next to them and start farming.

04:06:17.840 What about security?

04:06:21.400 What about Omar?

04:06:22.440 So Omar can just watch.

04:06:24.400 Is he just sit in the corner and watch?

04:06:26.140 Yeah, I would just sit on another table.

04:06:27.440 Okay.

04:06:28.400 All right, you want to lead or you want me to lead?

04:06:30.020 You lead.

04:06:30.720 You got it.

04:06:31.160 Fuck.

04:06:31.500 All right.

04:06:31.800 You got it.

04:06:32.260 Try to be low-key.

04:06:32.840 What do I mean, see?

04:06:34.520 I don't know, bro.

04:06:35.320 It was your idea.

04:06:36.240 Walk up with me.

04:06:37.620 It's a 2v2.

04:06:39.060 Oh, fuck, dude.

04:06:41.160 This one.

04:06:43.140 Hi, ladies.

04:06:44.140 Are you Turkish?

04:06:45.360 Yes.

04:06:46.780 Help.

04:06:51.320 What's this?

04:06:51.640 Nice to meet you.

04:06:52.620 This is my friend.

04:06:53.320 You too.

04:06:54.000 This is my friend, Sneeko.

04:06:55.360 He's taking the order.

04:06:57.300 This is our first day here.

04:06:58.840 We're doing interviews.

04:07:02.840 We're just interviewing people in Turkey.

04:07:04.940 We're just making a documentary.

04:07:06.240 A little documentary.

04:07:08.500 What's it about?

04:07:10.020 Turkish life.

04:07:11.080 Turkish life?

04:07:11.520 Yeah.

04:07:11.540 It's about Turkish life.

04:07:12.400 We don't really know anything about Turkish culture yet.

04:07:14.880 What do you know about us or...

04:07:16.840 Well, we were hoping you could teach us some.

04:07:19.280 We don't have time.

04:07:20.740 You don't have time?

04:07:24.940 Okay.

04:07:25.820 All right.

04:07:26.540 Cheers.

04:07:27.160 Have a good night.

04:07:27.840 All right.

04:07:28.980 Oof.

04:07:29.400 What up, bro?

04:07:30.580 You was talking shit about Turkish Iwa?

04:07:32.580 Who?

04:07:33.140 Dr. Iwa.

04:07:34.280 I'm his man, son.

04:07:35.780 You're what?

04:07:36.740 I'm Dr. Iwa's man, bro.

04:07:39.160 Why are you talking shit about him?

04:07:41.060 This guy's acting.

04:07:41.820 This guy's acting.

04:07:42.700 I'm not.

04:07:43.620 What are you talking about?

04:07:45.160 This guy's acting.

04:07:46.180 He's acting so hard.

04:07:47.960 It's so easy.

04:07:48.720 All right.

04:07:49.520 All right.

04:07:52.080 What's your name?

04:07:53.160 My name's Todd.

04:07:54.040 I'm going to meet you.

04:07:54.600 I'm one of your parent's socials, bro.

04:07:55.880 Yeah.

04:07:56.240 Are you?

04:07:56.840 What's your name in chat?

04:07:58.740 Todd with the 304.

04:08:01.460 Okay.

04:08:01.820 What type of parent's social?

04:08:04.160 What do you be yapping about in love speech?

04:08:06.100 It's good to meet you, by the way.

04:08:07.160 It's good to meet you.

04:08:07.720 Don't be nervous.

04:08:08.420 Don't be nervous.

04:08:09.780 I consider love speech people like my friends.

04:08:11.780 If you're a parent's social or something like that, I feel like I know you.

04:08:14.120 I'm banned in love speech, bro.

04:08:16.160 Why?

04:08:16.840 I'm banned.

04:08:17.300 What did you say last?

04:08:20.080 Well, it was about fake Muslim shit.

04:08:23.120 And like I was talking shit and I got banned.

04:08:25.540 Why did you call me a fake Muslim?

04:08:27.920 Because you, I was not actually, I was like, I was all this time.

04:08:33.980 Yeah.

04:08:34.180 Back then, like, that, uh, what do you call me?

04:08:36.060 It's a little light on.

04:08:36.960 Incel shit?

04:08:37.740 Yeah.

04:08:38.280 I started watching from there.

04:08:39.560 Why are you an incel?

04:08:40.300 You're a tall, good-looking guy.

04:08:42.640 Bro.

04:08:44.220 Because I watch you, bro.

04:08:45.460 It's my fault?

04:08:46.680 Yeah, it's your fault.

04:08:47.420 No, it's not, bro.

04:08:48.300 Stop, stop, stop.

04:08:48.920 I watch all the wads.

04:08:50.340 Today, it was, bro, I watch all the wads, every, every screen.

04:08:55.900 And this time, like, I was watching this gameplay, like, some bullshit on YouTube.

04:09:00.760 Yeah.

04:09:01.380 And then, um, I got bored and I started, let me watch this.

04:09:04.220 I don't know, all this shit in Turkey.

04:09:06.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:09:06.900 Oh, no, look at me sweating, bro.

04:09:08.860 No, it's fine.

04:09:09.380 It's hot out, it's hot out.

04:09:10.120 You know Arab?

04:09:11.940 Um, I know Arab, bro.

04:09:14.040 What's up, bro?

04:09:14.840 My bad, bro.

04:09:15.560 Wait, let's get you unbanned on love speech.

04:09:17.500 What's your username?

04:09:18.220 Um, I mean, uh, it's hot for me to be on town.

04:09:24.000 You forgot your name?

04:09:24.860 Bro, you got to tell him your name.

04:09:25.920 I didn't even understand what he said.

04:09:27.420 Oh, fuck it, bro.

04:09:28.060 It don't matter.

04:09:28.900 You don't want to come back?

04:09:31.080 Um, I want to be, but I don't want to waste your time.

04:09:33.860 I'm going to be on screen.

04:09:34.960 Oh, okay.

04:09:35.520 It's not like we have mid-content right now anyway.

04:09:37.780 Where's the big coffee shop?

04:09:38.860 What do you mean you know?

04:09:39.440 Let me just, let's just look to shop contest.

04:09:41.580 Chat, was that a W press earlier with the Dr. Shiva?

04:09:43.420 That was pretty good.

04:09:44.480 Oh, yeah?

04:09:45.080 How many, how many of you?

04:09:46.140 I, I said.

04:09:47.140 It was so obvious he was acting.

04:09:48.260 He's going to be from the Dr. Shiva, shit.

04:09:50.120 Oh, you didn't.

04:09:50.700 Okay, let's do 20 real quick.

04:09:51.800 No, just, just 20.

04:09:53.320 Omar, 20?

04:09:55.000 20.

04:09:56.100 Okay, Omar.

04:09:57.680 Yes.

04:09:58.120 Yes, yes, yes.

04:09:59.280 Okay.

04:10:02.360 German.

04:10:03.060 Yeah, German.

04:10:04.460 Oh, gosh.

04:10:05.560 Come on, Sneaker.

04:10:06.200 Watch my clips.

04:10:08.260 Go, go, go, go, go.

04:10:09.560 No, it's, no, no, no.

04:10:10.680 No, it's not.

04:10:12.380 No, it's definitely.

04:10:12.960 Go, go, go.

04:10:13.420 Omar's going to get you when we get up.

04:10:15.120 Four, five, six.

04:10:21.180 That was definitely more than 20, right?

04:10:22.700 Yeah, more than 20, more than 20.

04:10:24.040 Okay.

04:10:25.440 Jimbo.

04:10:25.920 Okay.

04:10:32.120 What'd you say about Fenerbahce?

04:10:34.880 I don't like Fenerbahce, man.

04:10:36.020 What'd you say about Fenerbahce?

04:10:37.260 I got up to the fan, man.

04:10:38.120 Omar, get him.

04:10:38.840 Oh, my God.

04:10:39.460 You know what I'm playing, bro.

04:10:40.160 Nice to meet you.

04:10:40.820 Yeah.

04:10:41.400 Where are you from?

04:10:42.100 I'm from Germany, from Berlin.

04:10:43.380 From Berlin?

04:10:43.960 Yeah.

04:10:44.320 What are you doing here, for a vacation?

04:10:45.480 Yeah, I'm from a vacation here.

04:10:46.500 How are you doing?

04:10:46.920 With the whole family?

04:10:47.880 Yeah, with the whole family, bro.

04:10:49.000 Hello.

04:10:49.520 Hi.

04:10:49.680 Yeah.

04:10:50.140 What should we do in Turkey?

04:10:51.360 What should we're looking for some content to do?

04:10:53.120 This is bullshit to be here, bro.

04:10:54.580 Talk bullshit?

04:10:56.120 Yeah, it's random people.

04:10:57.000 It's a stroke.

04:10:58.120 I love that.

04:10:59.480 He looks ready to go.

04:11:00.840 Beshtish Street.

04:11:02.000 What's it called?

04:11:02.760 Beshtish Street?

04:11:04.060 The street.

04:11:04.760 The street with the pub.

04:11:06.180 Beshtish.

04:11:06.560 It doesn't matter, bro.

04:11:07.680 Beshtish.

04:11:08.260 Yeah.

04:11:08.520 Let's just talk shit to people.

04:11:10.120 You want to just talk shit to people?

04:11:11.560 Yeah.

04:11:11.980 Love speech.

04:11:14.060 Oh, yeah.

04:11:16.120 We love everyone.

04:11:17.480 Well, how long are you going to be here for?

04:11:19.740 In Istanbul for five days.

04:11:21.540 Okay.

04:11:21.880 Oh, I know everybody.

04:11:22.540 What's the main difference you find between Turkey and Germany?

04:11:26.260 Oh, this is so exciting.

04:11:27.220 Definitely the culture for me and the sea, the view, everything.

04:11:31.440 You know, it's just, how can I say, it's just more beautiful here than in Germany.

04:11:35.820 In Germany, it's so cold.

04:11:37.480 Yeah, Berlin's all black and white.

04:11:39.220 Yeah, like this.

04:11:40.080 Like in Russia, it's like the same.

04:11:41.760 In Berlin, a lot of gay people and stuff like that.

04:11:44.760 Yeah, a lot.

04:11:45.500 Yeah.

04:11:45.660 But it's all around the world with the gay people.

04:11:49.160 That's true.

04:11:49.720 Yeah, but I'm Turkish, so I love Turkey.

04:11:52.020 These are your people.

04:11:52.980 Yeah.

04:11:53.320 So come move here.

04:11:54.000 Why don't you move here?

04:11:55.320 Because in Germany, I think the economy is better and to grow up like a young man.

04:12:00.980 Yeah.

04:12:01.220 I have a job there and, yeah.

04:12:03.000 How old are you?

04:12:03.840 I'm 17, turn 18 this year.

04:12:05.320 Oh, okay.

04:12:05.680 Yeah, you have your whole life ahead of you.

04:12:07.080 Yeah.

04:12:07.640 Yeah.

04:12:08.000 Yeah.

04:12:08.160 Good luck with everything, bro.

04:12:09.300 Yeah.

04:12:09.580 Nice to meet you.

04:12:10.420 Have a good one, mate.

04:12:11.260 Have a good vacation.

04:12:12.020 You too.

04:12:12.500 Thank you.

04:12:13.440 You're welcome.

04:12:16.420 Okay, what do you want to air?

04:12:17.440 He wants to farm right now.

04:12:19.140 Here, farm.

04:12:19.740 Okay, you can get a girl's number.

04:12:22.800 Oh, no.

04:12:24.440 Bad publicity, bro.

04:12:25.620 That was your idea.

04:12:26.800 That was your idea to just go bullshit.

04:12:30.080 Okay, turn the light off.

04:12:30.920 Circus?

04:12:32.420 Hide the mic better.

04:12:33.280 Okay, wait.

04:12:33.800 The mic is too obvious.

04:12:35.060 So just hold it in your hand.

04:12:37.220 You know?

04:12:37.420 Yeah, like this.

04:12:39.140 I'm not going to drop.

04:12:40.280 Perfect, perfect.

04:12:41.040 Okay.

04:12:42.160 He's already got it down.

04:12:42.960 Make sure she's 18.

04:12:43.640 How old are you?

04:12:46.280 18.

04:12:46.940 Okay, you're good.

04:12:47.340 He's 17, but he just lied.

04:12:48.980 No, no, no.

04:12:49.700 I'm 18.

04:12:51.860 Okay, maybe you see these two right here?

04:12:53.640 They're waiting for someone.

04:12:55.140 Okay, let's see.

04:12:55.520 They're waiting for someone.

04:12:56.380 Stico thinks they're just sitting out here ready to get picked up.

04:12:58.440 They are, they are.

04:12:59.300 You should have took English?

04:13:00.960 Go see what they see.

04:13:01.820 You got it.

04:13:02.160 Go, go.

04:13:02.660 Don't think.

04:13:03.040 Go.

04:13:03.760 They're way too old.

04:13:06.220 I'm farming the schizos.

04:13:07.280 It's okay.

04:13:08.600 Just zoom in a bit.

04:13:10.500 You got this.

04:13:11.160 Let's see what Chad's saying.

04:13:13.900 You're setting this kid up so hard.

04:13:15.380 He came here for this.

04:13:18.340 Then came here pressing my...

04:13:19.940 Cold approach.

04:13:31.460 Bro, even me, I have no interest in talking to random girls.

04:13:35.840 You just said that.

04:13:36.720 I know.

04:13:37.000 I did it to try to form content.

04:13:38.540 I just lose all...

04:13:39.480 If I don't actually think I'm going to marry the chick, I'm losing all...

04:13:41.520 Mic muted.

04:13:42.140 Did you mute the mic?

04:13:43.320 They knew English, but they didn't like me, so they said it no.

04:13:45.300 They're looking at us now with a camera.

04:13:47.680 We're ready to get the cops.

04:13:49.200 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

04:13:49.980 Hi.

04:13:50.620 Did you turn off the mic?

04:13:51.380 Oh, is this too far away?

04:13:52.720 No cops.

04:13:53.380 You can do whatever you want.

04:13:54.540 Okay, the girl's looking at the camera.

04:13:55.760 Go, go, go, go.

04:13:57.660 Oh, Omar.

04:14:00.160 Did you call the car, my friend?

04:14:02.200 Omar, you called the car?

04:14:03.340 Okay.

04:14:03.920 Call the car to where, hi, Sofia?

04:14:05.740 Yeah, you can go there.

04:14:06.620 I'll leave to the airport.

04:14:07.720 You're leaving now?

04:14:08.600 Well, it's 9.20.

04:14:09.360 My flight's in two and a half hours.

04:14:11.380 Yeah, you should get going.

04:14:14.220 Yeah.

04:14:16.940 Yeah.

04:14:22.240 We can go to the coffee shop while he does that.

04:14:24.380 This one?

04:14:25.620 No, this guy in chat is saying go to this coffee shop.

04:14:29.400 Which one?

04:14:31.260 I don't know.

04:14:34.440 This guy keeps saying this.

04:14:35.440 The big coffee shop right in front of the tower with seats.

04:14:38.640 Yeah, so it's the one over there that I pointed to.

04:14:41.380 That one?

04:14:41.880 Yes.

04:14:42.140 Yeah.

04:14:42.620 Okay, so that's it.

04:14:43.060 I need water, bro.

04:14:44.640 Go get water, bro.

04:14:45.900 Yeah.

04:14:46.200 Go get water.

04:14:47.240 Go get water.

04:14:49.460 Yeah, I want to for Isha prayer.

04:14:52.980 But is it true that nighttime prayer here is different?

04:14:56.860 They said, someone in chat said that nighttime prayer is different.

04:14:59.400 That you don't do Maghreb and Isha, you just have nighttime prayer.

04:15:03.260 Nighttime prayer?

04:15:03.880 You don't know.

04:15:04.340 You don't know.

04:15:04.800 I'm sorry.

04:15:05.300 I don't know.

04:15:06.500 Wait, what do you mean you're parasocial?

04:15:07.880 Like you're a blueberry sim?

04:15:08.900 I don't understand.

04:15:10.160 Oh, no, no.

04:15:10.720 Not like that, bro.

04:15:12.700 It's like my friend.

04:15:13.800 You're my friend, but I'm not yours.

04:15:16.900 Okay, what was your favorite era of streaming?

04:15:19.300 Bro, when I was seventh grade, I did all that.

04:15:22.300 I was like bullshit.

04:15:23.980 Like I was mad at women and shit.

04:15:26.180 So I was seeing you like my friend.

04:15:28.280 He knows something like and he was just kind of talking about juice and everything.

04:15:33.020 I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to, you know, and I want to be like, I wanted to be like, if I showed you my after quarantine fix, you would be going to be like.

04:15:44.540 Why, you got in shape?

04:15:45.240 I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I want to be like, I want to be like, I want to be like the Jews.

04:15:50.160 The Jews fucked you up.

04:15:51.620 The motherfuckers.

04:15:53.040 The Jews fucked you up?

04:15:54.580 Yeah.

04:15:55.760 The, uh, what he pulled is.

04:15:58.360 What's up, man?

04:16:00.320 It's this one.

04:16:03.440 This is the one that he's talking about.

04:16:04.480 There's no, there's no seats.

04:16:05.820 Yeah, let's get you a water before you go.

04:16:07.180 Do you have room for five?

04:16:07.960 Five.

04:16:08.740 Five.

04:16:09.140 Upstairs is available.

04:16:10.260 If you want downstairs, we got a line over there.

04:16:12.460 It's up to you.

04:16:13.460 Upstairs?

04:16:14.040 That's a line for your, that's a line for a coffee shop.

04:16:18.100 Mental illness.

04:16:19.940 Yes.

04:16:25.020 Thank you.

04:16:26.440 What's up?

04:16:27.800 You just came to the number one to play football.

04:16:29.900 Yes.

04:16:30.320 What's your name?

04:16:31.660 Sneeko.

04:16:32.840 Sneeko.

04:16:33.640 Sneeko.

04:16:34.320 Yes.

04:16:34.620 Professional football player.

04:16:35.860 Is there any chance we can, we can go now?

04:16:40.520 I'll show you.

04:16:45.320 I have a friend about Japan.

04:16:46.680 I see first time.

04:16:52.160 When did you come Turkey?

04:16:57.520 Today.

04:16:59.500 Today?

04:17:00.320 You just sent today?

04:17:01.560 It's funny, the first picture is your thumbnail.

04:17:03.540 That's not my thumbnail.

04:17:04.260 Yes, it is.

04:17:04.940 This is your video.

04:17:06.980 Oh, they took it out of it.

04:17:08.020 Yeah, yeah.

04:17:08.360 Oh, and they edited it.

04:17:09.700 Yes.

04:17:10.180 I told them that you were a fan of us.

04:17:11.880 How do you even remember that?

04:17:13.440 How do you even remember that?

04:17:13.840 That's my name.

04:17:14.340 Your memory.

04:17:15.180 From W Hotel, yeah?

04:17:16.780 Oh, right.

04:17:17.360 Where are you from?

04:17:18.100 From America.

04:17:20.120 America.

04:17:20.560 United States.

04:17:21.040 United States of America.

04:17:22.320 Where are you from?

04:17:23.020 I'm Turkish.

04:17:23.820 You're Turkish.

04:17:24.440 Yeah.

04:17:24.740 Nice to meet you.

04:17:25.460 Is it possible to get a table or do we...

04:17:29.920 We're going to help anyway.

04:17:31.100 Yeah.

04:17:31.620 Anyhow, we will help.

04:17:33.280 Thank you, bro.

04:17:33.740 If you don't want to wait, I can take you right now.

04:17:36.880 But it's inside, right?

04:17:37.820 Yes.

04:17:39.460 You want outside?

04:17:40.360 Outside.

04:17:40.800 I will need just five minutes to wait.

04:17:42.720 Five minutes?

04:17:43.640 That's 15, 20, maybe 30, right?

04:17:46.620 You take care of us?

04:17:47.860 Okay.

04:17:48.140 It's my work.

04:17:48.880 Okay.

04:17:49.260 Where should I wait?

04:17:50.240 Just cross-throat.

04:17:51.580 Come.

04:17:52.020 Take a picture.

04:17:52.760 Yeah.

04:17:53.920 Can you tell him?

04:17:54.640 I came here to play for Fenerbahce and he's making us wait.

04:17:56.780 I don't even speak Turkish.

04:17:58.680 Doesn't matter.

04:17:59.460 I do speak my language.

04:18:01.140 No problem.

04:18:02.080 We should have a table.

04:18:05.920 We're going to go right now.

04:18:06.940 So why don't you give him a table?

04:18:09.060 Yeah, but there's people awaiting old people.

04:18:11.300 It's not going to be right.

04:18:12.120 He's big time.

04:18:12.660 You know, he's Nicholas.

04:18:13.560 Listen.

04:18:14.160 This guy.

04:18:15.120 If here, if I do this, it means I choose the people.

04:18:19.760 I cannot do that.

04:18:20.660 I have to be clear with everyone.

04:18:22.760 That's right.

04:18:23.140 You can free promo for the shop.

04:18:24.380 I can't.

04:18:25.060 You have no idea how much promotion.

04:18:28.460 He's actually famous.

04:18:29.840 Shokran.

04:18:30.200 The microphone.

04:18:30.800 Shokran.

04:18:31.240 The microphone.

04:18:32.440 So this is pre-promotion.

04:18:34.600 Yeah.

04:18:35.100 If I do that,

04:18:36.180 people will say,

04:18:38.180 I...

04:18:38.800 That's true.

04:18:40.140 I...

04:18:40.460 That's true.

04:18:41.220 You know, we need to be out of work.

04:18:43.000 I get it.

04:18:43.480 That's right.

04:18:44.020 No, but technically...

04:18:44.800 I'm Saudi, so I do understand Arabic.

04:18:46.020 You're Saudi.

04:18:46.720 Yeah, I do understand.

04:18:47.400 Jazakallah.

04:18:48.000 So technically, we're not taking their table.

04:18:49.680 I'm joining them,

04:18:51.020 and then someone has to get up and go.

04:18:52.440 That's a good point.

04:18:52.880 Why don't we just wait five minutes and I'll help you?

04:18:55.820 Promise.

04:18:56.220 Listen, listen.

04:18:56.800 It's actually not that bad.

04:18:57.400 Promise.

04:18:57.740 We have to wait about this.

04:18:58.440 It's actually not that bad.

04:18:59.600 Let's do it.

04:19:00.120 How is it upstairs?

04:19:01.660 Shit.

04:19:02.220 Check this table.

04:19:03.760 Mir?

04:19:04.000 You can go right now.

04:19:05.020 Up to you.

04:19:05.580 We can go right now upstairs.

04:19:06.620 Right now.

04:19:07.060 Okay, we go upstairs.

04:19:08.120 Can I take a picture?

04:19:08.820 Yeah.

04:19:09.440 Jazakallah.

04:19:09.840 Yeah, no worries.

04:19:14.340 Okay, bro.

04:19:14.920 Thank you.

04:19:15.080 Nice to meet you.

04:19:16.340 Jazakallah.

04:19:25.580 Wait, Arab, don't you have to go?

04:19:27.320 What?

04:19:29.000 No, I can wait another...

04:19:29.940 I can wait 30 minutes.

04:19:31.080 All right.

04:19:34.000 How many people?

04:19:35.700 Five.

04:19:36.280 Five, okay.

04:19:38.180 You can sit here.

04:19:40.420 Last, right.

04:19:41.560 Cool.

04:19:48.000 Five.

04:19:57.420 Why?

04:19:57.860 I need middle.

04:20:01.080 Needles could be here.

04:20:04.820 If you want this one, I can do it like this.

04:20:09.560 Sure.

04:20:12.340 There's so much people who come in there.

04:20:14.840 There was so much of the mosquito.

04:20:16.080 Yeah, I'm going to go right at a prayer time.

04:20:19.000 Get Mina.

04:20:19.820 Let me text her.

04:20:25.420 We're big guys, bro.

04:20:26.980 Bro, we're big guys.

04:20:28.100 It's one seat.

04:20:30.000 Difficult.

04:20:30.360 I can see.

04:20:31.440 I can see.

04:20:34.260 You see?

04:20:34.780 You see?

04:20:42.000 Oh, my gosh.

04:20:42.860 She says she doesn't want to be on stream.

04:20:44.820 That's good.

04:20:46.820 Mike.

04:20:51.400 That's good.

04:20:52.060 You get off stream and you enjoy a nice dinner.

04:20:57.640 I'm trying to farm.

04:21:00.120 See, I'm not an incel, bro.

04:21:01.240 I love women.

04:21:03.320 I'm trying to get married.

04:21:04.920 I'm married.

04:21:08.660 You see this?

04:21:09.360 This kid's trying to sell me a rose crown.

04:21:12.200 How much?

04:21:14.240 How much?

04:21:16.660 No, no, no.

04:21:17.680 One hundred.

04:21:18.740 Get out of here, bro.

04:21:20.840 Get out of here.

04:21:21.540 This is kind of bumble-clawed, isn't it?

04:21:27.040 You want?

04:21:30.120 Is this a humiliation ritual?

04:21:32.040 It is.

04:21:35.400 You actually want to order coffee?

04:21:40.680 Yeah, I'll get a coffee.

04:21:41.520 Okay.

04:21:43.220 Okay, how do I get this one to come on stream?

04:21:44.780 Um, tell her to wear a full burqa.

04:21:52.160 Wear your full burqa.

04:21:55.740 Instead of hijab.

04:21:56.940 Yeah.

04:21:59.160 Wear your full niqab instead of hijab.

04:22:03.320 There you go.

04:22:03.800 I have a what?

04:22:17.240 Am I a YouTuber?

04:22:18.620 Yeah.

04:22:19.380 Come.

04:22:19.900 Sit, sit, sit.

04:22:20.740 Where are you from?

04:22:22.560 What gave it away?

04:22:23.420 The camera?

04:22:24.240 Yeah.

04:22:25.540 Can we get an iced coffee, please?

04:22:27.140 Iced Americana?

04:22:27.740 Sure.

04:22:28.080 What do you want?

04:22:28.980 I'll get the same thing.

04:22:33.800 What do you want?

04:22:35.180 You want something?

04:22:36.160 Water, iced coffee?

04:22:37.040 Say three.

04:22:37.900 Three.

04:22:38.460 Three iced Americano, right?

04:22:41.060 Three iced Americano and five waters, please.

04:22:43.480 Five or others.

04:22:44.400 Yeah, or a big water.

04:22:45.240 You have a big water?

04:22:46.000 No, I don't have it.

04:22:46.860 Okay, and then you had a cheesecake, right?

04:22:49.240 Yes.

04:22:49.540 Can we try your cheesecake?

04:22:51.220 Yeah, let's do that.

04:22:52.380 One or two?

04:22:54.040 Who's it?

04:22:54.480 You're trying a cheesecake?

04:22:57.200 Just one.

04:22:57.820 We're not trying to eat too much dessert.

04:22:59.720 Just one with a bunch of spoons.

04:23:01.960 That's good.

04:23:02.500 Thank you, bro.

04:23:03.800 Three iced Americano and five waters.

04:23:05.940 Too cold.

04:23:06.620 Yeah.

04:23:14.060 Also, excuse me, bro.

04:23:15.120 What's the Wi-Fi here?

04:23:16.960 Connect with your number, sir.

04:23:26.140 But it's not connected right here.

04:23:27.660 Hey, Chad.

04:23:29.580 I miss you, guys.

04:23:30.700 I'm saying you're going to Mr. Flight.

04:23:31.680 The traffic is crazy in Istanbul.

04:23:35.320 No, it's not connecting there.

04:23:37.160 We are up.

04:23:37.980 Let's see what it takes to get to the airport.

04:23:39.200 It sucks.

04:23:40.700 Sorry about this.

04:23:41.540 My Wi-Fi sucks.

04:23:43.820 We're in Turkey.

04:23:44.600 It'll take me 43 minutes.

04:23:56.400 What time is your flight?

04:23:56.860 1240.

04:23:57.240 I'm fine.

04:23:58.820 I wait here for another 20 minutes.

04:24:00.180 Car comes.

04:24:00.920 I take a taxi.

04:24:02.900 Hey, I'm business class on the way back, Chad.

04:24:04.760 I'm not brokey.

04:24:05.460 I'm like that.

04:24:06.160 When nobody is watching, then you're business class.

04:24:07.920 Well, I don't need people to watch.

04:24:09.380 I'm not here to flex the aura.

04:24:12.840 I buy it when I need it.

04:24:15.460 Nice.

04:24:16.280 I was having the pay button.

04:24:17.840 I'm broke.

04:24:21.080 You're broke?

04:24:21.700 Are you trolling or is that all you do?

04:24:30.140 Come here.

04:24:31.400 Yeah, come here.

04:24:32.060 Come here.

04:24:33.020 Come here, bro.

04:24:37.220 I'll give you some advice to start.

04:24:38.800 Whenever you see a girl that you like on the street, compliment something.

04:24:42.040 But you don't even have to stop and talk to her.

04:24:43.640 Just compliment her on the way out.

04:24:45.240 Like nice shoes.

04:24:47.620 Oh, you're an actual intel.

04:24:49.300 You watch porn and you jerk off at home?

04:24:51.700 Oh, this is a bad publicity for me.

04:24:53.720 I don't want to see if I'm doing it.

04:24:55.680 Huh?

04:24:56.580 This is a bad publicity for me.

04:24:58.360 I'm not joking.

04:24:58.880 I don't want to talk about porn and you.

04:25:00.720 Oh, okay.

04:25:01.360 Cool.

04:25:01.740 Because I want to do it.

04:25:02.800 So what do you want to invite?

04:25:07.560 You know.

04:25:08.520 You come behind.

04:25:10.080 You know.

04:25:11.220 And you will give advice.

04:25:13.940 Okay.

04:25:15.600 Right now, I'm at home.

04:25:18.860 Stepmom and bed.

04:25:19.740 Stepmom and stepdad?

04:25:22.700 No.

04:25:23.320 Dad.

04:25:23.920 My dad.

04:25:24.900 I live with him.

04:25:27.920 He's going to see this.

04:25:28.920 So don't say anything stupid.

04:25:30.200 He's not going to see this.

04:25:31.380 Okay.

04:25:31.700 And now, I'm at home.

04:25:36.040 I just watch internet stuff.

04:25:38.780 I was in Iran five or six days ago.

04:25:43.360 And right now, I've got to come up.

04:25:46.140 I've got nothing.

04:25:47.120 I want to do content.

04:25:48.560 Right now, I'm too ignorant about the products that I will make.

04:25:57.940 It's not a product.

04:25:58.900 I want to gather the Muslim kids under me and then teach them.

04:26:04.060 Go to war.

04:26:04.580 Testosterone and the things that I experience.

04:26:08.620 I know about testosterone and all that stuff.

04:26:10.720 Is he apping or I don't get it?

04:26:12.840 Yeah, I kind of have it right now, but it will get to a point right now.

04:26:16.800 Right now.

04:26:17.240 What is your health?

04:26:17.660 Is this therapy?

04:26:19.140 I know.

04:26:19.800 I know this look stuff.

04:26:22.340 But I don't know about the Islamic stuff.

04:26:24.400 So that's why I don't start YouTube and all that.

04:26:28.160 What platform should I start right now?

04:26:29.940 To do what, bro?

04:26:33.560 How are you going to teach people about testosterone?

04:26:35.940 Where's your testosterone?

04:26:37.580 Yeah, it's kind of bad.

04:26:38.860 Chest out.

04:26:39.960 No, no, no.

04:26:40.820 Chest out like a fucking man.

04:26:43.040 Bro.

04:26:47.900 What, you just watched some clips online and now you know everything about being a man and alpha male?

04:26:52.260 No, no, no.

04:26:53.180 I was looking like this.

04:26:54.420 Oh, I'm talking about looks.

04:26:56.100 I was looking like this, bro.

04:26:57.820 I was looking like this.

04:27:00.800 Okay.

04:27:02.320 And then, and then I peace myself.

04:27:05.260 Right now I kind of know about it.

04:27:07.860 Bro, what do you know about testicles?

04:27:11.660 Sometimes you just got to like have just dinosaur balls, you know?

04:27:16.040 You just got to say fuck it.

04:27:17.880 Don't be afraid of anything and just get out in the world.

04:27:22.100 But it's going to take some practice.

04:27:26.660 You just got to go out there and say you're the man.

04:27:28.520 You got to look at yourself in the mirror and go, I'm the fucking man.

04:27:30.880 Yeah.

04:27:33.340 I'm social, by the way.

04:27:34.300 I'm not that new type.

04:27:35.980 I know how to talk to people.

04:27:37.740 I'm that type of himself.

04:27:39.740 I don't want women.

04:27:41.440 I think it's pointless.

04:27:42.500 You think women are pointless?

04:27:43.900 Yeah, right now it's pointless.

04:27:44.940 Well, you need a woman to bury your children.

04:27:47.560 I know, but I'm not a man right now.

04:27:50.680 Fair.

04:27:51.240 Women are pointless.

04:27:52.800 They're pointless.

04:27:53.820 There you go.

04:27:54.300 I don't see anyone going.

04:27:57.100 By then, I was very much by Hamza.

04:28:00.500 By Hamza.

04:28:01.260 I thought.

04:28:01.880 He's a cult leader, Hamza.

04:28:03.260 Yeah.

04:28:04.540 Bro, just stop watching porn.

04:28:06.080 I don't want to.

04:28:06.840 Look at my eyes, tell me you don't watch porn.

04:28:12.200 You're lying.

04:28:13.660 Bro.

04:28:15.100 Stop watching porn.

04:28:16.120 That's it.

04:28:16.960 Oh, yeah.

04:28:17.760 That's the biggest one.

04:28:19.020 And then just stop being a parasocial on the internet.

04:28:21.120 Use the internet to get entertainment, to get value out of it.

04:28:24.120 But don't find friends online.

04:28:25.840 What's wrong with you, bro?

04:28:27.060 Huh?

04:28:27.280 You found us on a tablet?

04:28:41.020 No.

04:28:41.320 Yeah, literally, bro.

04:28:42.260 I was watching this.

04:28:43.440 Don't shoot YouTube.

04:28:44.160 Don't shoot on YouTube.

04:28:45.160 And then I said to me, watch Sneakoff.

04:28:46.560 I was eating my meal.

04:28:48.360 And then.

04:28:49.160 What?

04:28:49.880 I was eating my meal.

04:28:51.820 He was at home watching YouTube.

04:28:53.100 You're adding so many details to the story that are not necessary.

04:28:55.560 You're watching YouTube and then you're eating food.

04:28:58.380 This dude is so straightforward.

04:28:59.800 He's, fuck you, fuck you.

04:29:00.840 But that part's not crucial.

04:29:02.260 And then I realized that you were streaming right now.

04:29:05.100 Because I'm used to you streaming at night.

04:29:09.380 I didn't check your channel.

04:29:12.340 I watched all the parts.

04:29:13.820 I don't know why.

04:29:14.500 I think it's bad for me to watch it all this time.

04:29:17.880 All this time.

04:29:19.580 Because you don't do anything with your life.

04:29:21.020 I'm going all my English, bro.

04:29:22.340 No, your English is fine.

04:29:23.160 When you watch him, you're supposed to take advice and then apply it to real life.

04:29:26.060 Don't live vicariously through me.

04:29:27.360 You're not supposed to just live on Sneakoff's stream.

04:29:29.580 You're supposed to take his advice that you see from him.

04:29:32.480 Here's one of the biggest problems I see with parasocial viewers, people that watch all streams.

04:29:36.780 Your favorite streamer's accomplishments are not your accomplishments.

04:29:39.680 Yeah.

04:29:39.900 If I'm doing well and you watch it, it doesn't mean you're doing well.

04:29:42.620 Yeah, I know.

04:29:43.200 I know.

04:29:43.360 You have to apply it to your own life.

04:29:45.040 So just stop watching porn.

04:29:47.540 Push-ups every day.

04:29:48.380 We just said 20.

04:29:49.340 Right now it's some good stuff.

04:29:50.280 And then you'll be good.

04:29:51.880 Figure out what your skills are and then find an online skill, monetize it.

04:29:54.640 Boom.

04:29:55.100 Life's set.

04:29:57.500 What kind of porn?

04:29:59.100 Oh my God.

04:30:00.160 Stop.

04:30:01.400 He's playing this stream.

04:30:03.100 All right.

04:30:03.460 Scoot back over.

04:30:04.660 What did he say?

04:30:06.020 Back over.

04:30:08.180 Did you, did you?

04:30:10.380 Omar, you ordered the car?

04:30:11.880 He's close by.

04:30:13.080 Okay.

04:30:13.680 Yes.

04:30:14.100 Yeah.

04:30:15.240 Close?

04:30:15.780 Nearby?

04:30:17.020 Sure.

04:30:18.620 Yeah, car.

04:30:19.300 To here.

04:30:21.800 Next to us.

04:30:22.740 Okay.

04:30:23.160 Because I get back, I go to the airport.

04:30:24.920 Okay.

04:30:26.640 Okay.

04:30:30.840 How's the clip doing?

04:30:32.240 Ah, good.

04:30:33.440 Haha.

04:30:34.140 The AP one's printing right.

04:30:35.820 Is it?

04:30:36.820 No, it's doing okay.

04:30:37.940 So like, ah, it's doing okay.

04:30:42.800 I don't have Twitter, so I have no idea.

04:30:47.300 Nice, bro.

04:30:47.940 That's what I'm talking about.

04:30:59.560 Yes, Americano here, Americano here, and here.

04:31:05.560 Guess how long we've been live?

04:31:07.180 Hmm?

04:31:07.480 Guess how long we've been live?

04:31:09.860 Four or five hours?

04:31:10.880 Yeah, like four, four something.

04:31:12.500 Is that a lot?

04:31:13.640 Never.

04:31:14.500 It looks like a lot.

04:31:15.100 We'll try it now.

04:31:18.040 I didn't see your face, bro.

04:31:32.060 Huh?

04:31:32.560 I didn't see your face.

04:31:35.860 Tyson, you don't care.

04:31:37.720 My face was what?

04:31:38.620 When I ate this?

04:31:39.600 Too much chocolate, bro.

04:31:41.580 I wanted a cheesecake, not a chocolate cake.

04:31:43.400 It's good.

04:31:45.260 One more?

04:31:46.140 I can give you on this side.

04:31:48.500 No, less.

04:31:50.460 I can give you on this side.

04:31:54.920 No, no, no more.

04:31:55.880 No more.

04:31:57.080 Less.

04:32:00.200 Get Turkish Clix's number.

04:32:01.760 He's good for content.

04:32:02.580 Who is that?

04:32:04.660 Him.

04:32:07.200 You do look like Clix.

04:32:08.760 Yeah, he does.

04:32:12.980 No, you're good, bro.

04:32:16.060 You're not nervous.

04:32:16.800 What's your Instagram?

04:32:18.660 Nitos, can you grab his Instagram?

04:32:24.520 Arab's vibe is a bit strange.

04:32:26.560 I think what Arab's thinking right now is like,

04:32:28.380 it wasn't worth me coming all the way to the Sun Wolf in the street.

04:32:34.280 I think that's what he's thinking.

04:32:35.520 I think that's what he's thinking.

04:32:38.760 I don't care.

04:32:39.840 It's just the fact that we went three countries together.

04:32:42.580 That's cool.

04:32:43.380 I think it was worth you coming.

04:32:44.940 Yeah, I think it's cool.

04:32:46.700 I'm not stressing.

04:32:48.080 I've just, I've, there's a lot of things I used to do on stream chat that I don't do anymore,

04:32:51.900 you know?

04:32:52.180 Like what?

04:32:53.140 Like, for example, like, chatting with girls, I just lose, I don't even, I don't even have

04:32:56.420 the riz anymore because I don't have interest unless it's a girl that I know I might marry.

04:32:59.960 You get to a certain point where not your whole life can be for content.

04:33:05.820 That's why Arab's excited about, um...

04:33:10.480 I'm at that point, Jat, where my, I've streamed, I've streamed way more than Siko has streamed.

04:33:15.760 I've streamed 12K hours in my life.

04:33:17.800 You know, I'm, I'm a YouTuber now.

04:33:25.540 What happened to the white girl in Italy?

04:33:27.220 She went out with her life, bro.

04:33:29.680 I do think, I do think if I, if I didn't get a deal, I could lock back into streaming.

04:33:35.100 This kid is going to die alone, help him.

04:33:37.280 No, he's not.

04:33:38.160 What?

04:33:38.580 No, nothing, nothing, nothing.

04:33:42.580 Arab, you build memories, spend time with a great friend.

04:33:44.980 Yeah, bro.

04:33:45.620 Exactly.

04:33:46.560 That's why I do it.

04:33:47.240 So why do you feel like this trip wasn't worth it?

04:33:48.920 I don't.

04:33:49.360 You said that.

04:33:50.000 You planted that idea.

04:33:50.820 Oh, okay.

04:33:51.080 But laughing means that you agree.

04:33:53.500 Bro.

04:33:54.660 Yeah, but you can, like, nitpick something, like...

04:33:56.440 Yeah, you're right.

04:33:57.000 You know what I mean?

04:33:57.540 It's like you're looking at a microscope.

04:33:59.100 Yeah, you're right.

04:34:01.500 Will you stream again with her?

04:34:02.800 Which one?

04:34:03.200 The white girl from France?

04:34:07.560 That's what it's about for me.

04:34:13.140 Bro.

04:34:13.460 How many countries have we been to together?

04:34:17.780 Morocco, Egypt, USA.

04:34:20.680 UAE.

04:34:21.560 UAE, Lebanon, Turkey.

04:34:24.940 We've been to more.

04:34:26.260 Six countries already?

04:34:27.180 We've been to more.

04:34:31.220 France.

04:34:32.360 Damn, I forgot about France.

04:34:33.960 Portugal.

04:34:34.720 Portugal.

04:34:35.460 Holy shit.

04:34:36.480 We've been to eight countries together.

04:34:37.780 Jesus.

04:34:39.500 Fucking hell, bro.

04:34:42.160 That's a gay amount of countries, bro.

04:34:43.700 Where do we go?

04:34:44.380 I've traveled too much with you.

04:34:46.300 During Morocco, where did we go?

04:34:48.700 We went to Casablanca, Marrakech.

04:34:50.020 No, did we go somewhere other than Morocco?

04:34:52.340 Casablanca, Marrakech.

04:34:53.600 After Morocco, we went somewhere else.

04:34:54.880 Spain.

04:34:55.780 Were you in Spain with us?

04:34:56.780 I was in Spain with you, though.

04:35:01.040 Damn, I'm a real nigga.

04:35:02.120 Eight countries.

04:35:05.440 Yeah, like even Twitter.

04:35:06.200 I don't open Twitter anymore.

04:35:07.380 I opened Twitter the other day because I saw the Chris Tyson shit popping up, and I was

04:35:10.560 like, fuck it.

04:35:11.020 I got a banger.

04:35:11.680 No, but even in the US, I saw you in Miami, Vegas, and Los Angeles, which are also like

04:35:16.860 three countries.

04:35:17.740 Yeah, yeah.

04:35:18.860 So let's say 11 countries together.

04:35:21.220 Nazi.

04:35:22.900 I don't even have X on this phone.

04:35:25.420 This is my personal phone.

04:35:26.500 I got rid of my work phone.

04:35:27.400 I turn it off once a day.

04:35:28.580 I'm like so disconnected from the internet at this point.

04:35:30.660 I'm writing books and shit.

04:35:32.120 It's a completely different me than I was before Haiti.

04:35:35.780 A lot changed.

04:35:37.700 In a way, you can't explain.

04:35:39.240 Like, Sneeko thinks I'm yapping when I say this shit, but like I literally saw the devil.

04:35:45.300 So a lot of things changed in my life.

04:35:48.580 Where I used to just flirt with like four random girls, now if I go talk to them for content

04:35:55.620 even, it's just like so boring.

04:35:57.020 I don't even want to.

04:35:57.620 Huh?

04:36:01.440 It's not talking girls.

04:36:02.580 Random girls, not ugly girls.

04:36:04.040 No!

04:36:04.600 Please have some respect.

04:36:06.240 Left on open 10 minutes.

04:36:08.780 That's fine.

04:36:09.720 10 minutes is not bad?

04:36:10.780 No, it's okay.

04:36:11.420 It's a Middle Eastern girl.

04:36:12.740 She's talking to her sisters and shit.

04:36:14.620 Trying to figure out what she's going to reply.

04:36:15.980 Well, if she's going to do that, it's Snapchat.

04:36:17.620 She's going to do the slide thing so that you could read it without letting it.

04:36:21.460 I'm an OG Snapchatter.

04:36:23.140 Here, put you on game.

04:36:24.820 If you don't want to show somebody that you've seen it, you go,

04:36:28.280 Lebanon doesn't want your muscled trash.

04:36:32.340 What the fuck?

04:36:35.100 What the?

04:36:36.500 Kareem, bro!

04:36:37.760 What?

04:36:38.040 He doesn't know I opened it.

04:36:41.160 Alright, let's go.

04:36:46.220 You don't want it?

04:36:47.560 It's in the way.

04:36:49.400 Pop?

04:36:49.980 It's in the way.

04:36:51.520 We'll just drink it.

04:36:52.380 Let's get going soon.

04:36:53.200 Where are you going?

04:36:53.960 How is the...

04:36:54.640 The car is coming?

04:36:57.380 I want to go to Haya Sophia to end...

04:36:59.340 No, no, one day.

04:37:02.920 One day, what?

04:37:04.060 30 minutes.

04:37:05.620 30?

04:37:06.100 30 minutes.

04:37:10.880 Maybe tomorrow.

04:37:12.840 Ah, four minutes.

04:37:14.500 Should I go stream again?

04:37:16.040 Yeah, you should.

04:37:17.260 Come tomorrow.

04:37:18.300 Do you know anybody with a desktop streaming setup?

04:37:26.620 So, yes or no?

04:37:27.560 Do you know anybody?

04:37:28.800 Yeah, I got it.

04:37:29.540 You have a streaming setup?

04:37:30.740 Yeah, but my monitor is shit.

04:37:32.920 And...

04:37:33.740 Yeah, just that.

04:37:34.520 Just that.

04:37:35.260 Not to monitor.

04:37:35.980 No monitor is shit.

04:37:37.240 Let them monitor.

04:37:38.880 Okay, so you don't have a streaming setup.

04:37:40.240 Good gaming PC.

04:37:41.520 Huh?

04:37:42.020 Good gaming PC.

04:37:42.680 Good gaming PC?

04:37:44.340 Yes, sir.

04:37:45.060 Empty house.

04:37:46.160 My parents are...

04:37:47.280 You don't.

04:37:48.820 All right.

04:37:51.960 Desktop tonight?

04:37:52.680 I mean, can I connect my laptop to his monitor?

04:37:58.960 To who?

04:37:59.700 To his monitor.

04:38:00.260 He has a gaming setup.

04:38:00.860 Yeah, do you have an HDMI cord?

04:38:02.620 Yeah.

04:38:02.900 Does your laptop have an HDMI slot?

04:38:04.500 Yeah, yeah.

04:38:05.300 But it's a Mac.

04:38:06.180 It has a C slot.

04:38:08.060 Yeah.

04:38:08.420 It has a C slot into a computer.

04:38:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

04:38:11.240 Fuck.

04:38:11.880 So you need an HDMI to see.

04:38:14.000 Oh, Apple, why are you so fucking gay, bro?

04:38:16.600 I can get a monitor, by the way.

04:38:20.300 I can get a monitor for you.

04:38:21.960 For my friends.

04:38:23.200 Good monitor.

04:38:24.400 He doesn't need a good monitor.

04:38:25.520 He just needs a monitor.

04:38:26.640 Oh, yeah?

04:38:26.980 Well, I need two, because you only have one.

04:38:28.300 He means good gaming.

04:38:30.200 Like 60 hertz, 240 hertz, right?

04:38:31.420 I'm not going to do gaming.

04:38:32.240 I'm just going to be yapping to clips.

04:38:33.540 It's like you're saying it's a bad monitor for gaming, right?

04:38:36.820 Yeah.

04:38:37.300 Why don't you use a laptop?

04:38:39.320 He needs two screens.

04:38:40.900 Oh, yeah.

04:38:43.280 I mean, I can sort it out.

04:38:46.540 Can you?

04:38:47.360 Yeah.

04:38:48.280 Appreciate you.

04:38:50.080 Let me show a picture.

04:38:51.800 If you can get a setup, I'll throw you some money.

04:38:53.720 I'll pay you if it's good.

04:38:58.860 What's this?

04:39:00.840 Someone is bashing me on Snapchat left on open.

04:39:02.600 Okay, let's see this.

04:39:05.640 Let's see the setup.

04:39:06.740 All right.

04:39:07.640 It's a fluid photo.

04:39:09.420 I can change the case.

04:39:12.320 He has my rumble open.

04:39:14.020 Yeah.

04:39:14.860 This is a rather big, too.

04:39:18.360 Casual talk?

04:39:21.780 Cash.

04:39:22.880 Cash.

04:39:24.520 Why did you get banned in the community?

04:39:26.480 All right.

04:39:26.700 We talked about that.

04:39:28.340 Because there is a monster.

04:39:30.960 We talked about him and we talked about you and then you can ban him.

04:39:35.000 And then I'm posting his, what he said, from there.

04:39:39.340 Okay.

04:39:39.680 That's my opinion.

04:39:40.560 Thank you.

04:39:41.020 Card.

04:39:48.400 Card.

04:39:49.120 I need this cash for the taxi.

04:39:51.080 Card.

04:39:53.120 Every time I'm wondering if he chugged you, I'll do this, bro.

04:39:55.440 We'll get that.

04:39:57.060 A lot of money.

04:39:57.960 Taxi, credit card?

04:39:59.960 Yeah.

04:40:00.620 Taxi, credit card or cash only?

04:40:03.300 No.

04:40:04.200 Card as well.

04:40:05.500 Taxi.

04:40:06.880 Taxi.

04:40:07.400 Taxi, taxi.

04:40:08.180 Taxi, credit card?

04:40:12.380 Yes, yes, yes.

04:40:13.040 Card.

04:40:13.480 Okay.

04:40:13.860 No cash only, right?

04:40:14.900 Where's the box to ban?

04:40:16.520 Wait, did your Costa ban you?

04:40:18.860 Nothing.

04:40:19.620 You think so?

04:40:20.240 I don't know.

04:40:22.220 So, get this.

04:40:22.760 Every time I want to reach out to you, I'll do this, bro.

04:40:25.480 Call, post.

04:40:26.700 Where's the box to ban?

04:40:27.540 Bro, I'm going to get him back in.

04:40:28.480 I'm trying to figure it out.

04:40:29.800 I think I'm going to say this with a taxi.

04:40:33.060 I was trying to get a taxi.

04:40:34.580 Taxi.

04:40:35.240 Are you Muslim?

04:40:36.540 Yes, I'm Muslim.

04:40:37.340 Yeah, I got a feeling.

04:40:39.320 I was telling you about, I want to get a post of the kids.

04:40:43.660 Get it.

04:40:44.220 Small to 18.

04:40:46.140 Under me.

04:40:47.240 That's my goal.

04:40:48.000 That's why I don't want to.

04:40:48.900 What is it, 1,700?

04:40:50.340 Oh, okay.

04:40:51.700 That's the best of the season, I'll pick.

04:40:54.040 Yeah, let me let you know the card here.

04:40:56.020 I don't want that on the internet.

04:40:59.660 I don't want to get clipped by Mr. Beast.

04:41:03.500 Understandable.

04:41:03.860 Yeah.

04:41:04.540 Yeah.

04:41:05.040 Yeah.

04:41:05.160 Yeah.

04:41:05.200 Yeah.

04:41:05.240 Yeah.

04:41:05.300 Yeah.

04:41:05.740 Yeah.

04:41:05.800 Yeah.

04:41:06.300 Yeah.

04:41:06.800 I never waste the water.

04:41:13.260 Oh, wow, bro.

04:41:14.440 Thank you.

04:41:19.700 Ready?

04:41:22.860 Yalla.

04:41:23.620 Wait, did I get left on open still?

04:41:25.140 Let's see.

04:41:29.600 Bro.

04:41:30.260 Bro, just send her a dick pic.

04:41:32.580 Stop fucking.

04:41:33.260 Don't talk about a Muslim woman like that, bro.

04:41:34.960 I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.

04:41:35.920 That's why, so you think of that, bro, I don't.

04:41:38.760 I gotta get out of here.

04:41:39.540 You don't like it right now.

04:41:40.460 Thanks for getting the bill.

04:41:43.520 This is my in-self progress, but this is me.

04:41:48.220 No, it's not really in-self progress.

04:41:49.440 You were just fucking 14.

04:41:51.960 You grew up.

04:41:53.300 Stuck for the law.

04:41:55.520 You forgot it?

04:41:56.100 Yeah, you're coffee.

04:41:57.100 I look familiar to you.

04:42:02.720 Yeah, find out where and let me know.

04:42:06.360 Have a good one.

04:42:06.940 Thank you.

04:42:07.240 Thank you.

04:42:21.880 Thank you.

04:42:31.680 Okay.

04:42:33.020 this way yes oh to the car right

04:42:45.920 yeah bro hey i got my team i got your at i'll go um i might see you later tonight about the

04:42:56.280 desktop setup better tomorrow don't worry about it i might i might see you later tonight for the

04:43:00.700 desktop stream anyway so just stay tuned to your phone yeah if you can get the game the desktop

04:43:05.700 setup for tonight then i'll do a desktop stream okay i'll see you later hey nice to meet you bro

04:43:15.160 one more time no arrow liked you arrow liked you don't worry yes no you didn't no you didn't he's

04:43:23.040 oh man he reminds me of me what's up bro where are you from from the uk what are you

04:43:30.580 doing here good to meet you what are you doing here for vacation yeah of course are you from

04:43:39.300 pakistan yes nice to meet you thank you he's getting all the angles good good good nice to

04:43:47.800 meet you bro assalamualaikum yeah bro message to people taking pictures oh needles

04:44:06.520 not i think he just got stuck behind like a mom so narrow here

04:44:19.400 three minutes okay

04:44:23.260 what's going on a resumbring here in your head i'm in my head right now what are you thinking

04:44:34.860 Three minutes.

04:44:36.000 Okay.

04:44:42.720 What's going on, Aram?

04:44:43.920 You're in your head.

04:44:45.360 I'm in my head right now.

04:44:46.500 What are you thinking about?

04:44:47.580 A lot of things.

04:44:48.600 Was it the rejection from the girl or you want to get married?

04:44:51.400 No, I don't care about the rejection from the girl.

04:44:53.220 I forgot about it.

04:44:55.460 So what are you thinking about?

04:44:56.680 I'm actually thinking about this girl that I'm chatting with.

04:44:59.460 Thinking about my future, what I got to do with it.

04:45:01.180 But I got to log back in to an Asia expedition right now.

04:45:06.140 Hit 10 million subs.

04:45:07.840 Write a few books.

04:45:09.520 And I think fuck off the internet.

04:45:12.200 I don't know if you can really get out the game.

04:45:15.140 Yeah, but you can always slow down.

04:45:17.440 Fuck off the internet and do what?

04:45:20.280 That's what I'm figuring out.

04:45:21.700 You know?

04:45:22.460 Yeah, I don't know.

04:45:23.320 This is what we're good at.

04:45:24.680 Yeah.

04:45:25.400 You can't just quit.

04:45:26.540 Yeah, you're right.

04:45:27.520 No, I'm not right.

04:45:28.240 Maybe you can.

04:45:28.820 I mean, I thought about doing it, but then you realize, like, what else are you going

04:45:31.480 to do?

04:45:31.660 I tend to switch what I do every two years, you know?

04:45:34.200 Yeah, me too.

04:45:34.760 Maybe I come back to GTA.

04:45:36.860 Maybe I fuck off and hit all the countries in the world.

04:45:40.280 I definitely need to write two, three books.

04:45:42.740 An autobiography.

04:45:44.980 I need to do more shit, though.

04:45:47.320 I need to go on, like, a wave of wrestling bears in Russia.

04:45:49.420 Are you down to wrestle a bear in Russia?

04:45:50.660 I've been trying to do that in Dagestan for a long time.

04:45:53.080 That's my dream IRL stream.

04:45:55.020 There's a train in Mauritania.

04:45:57.160 See, this is where I do best.

04:45:59.180 This is, like, where my energy actually comes out when I start talking about shit like

04:46:01.500 this.

04:46:01.980 What?

04:46:02.560 What about a Mauritania?

04:46:03.960 Bro, after I promised my parents no danger for five months, six months, it's like, I'm

04:46:10.540 not me.

04:46:11.040 I'm too comfortable.

04:46:11.920 I'm sitting, like, what am I doing here?

04:46:13.720 When do you ever see Arab here?

04:46:15.380 What?

04:46:15.580 At a tourist place in Assemble?

04:46:17.500 Yeah.

04:46:18.100 Like, you need to be in more danger?

04:46:19.300 Yeah, I need to be somewhere, like...

04:46:19.660 You know, the most lit up I ever saw you on this run was when we almost went to Dahi.

04:46:24.380 That was when you fucking, like...

04:46:26.700 You see what I'm saying?

04:46:27.300 It was magnetic.

04:46:28.600 My blood just switches on.

04:46:30.360 And I would have never thought before coming to Lebanon that I would do that, but just

04:46:34.140 the way you were, I was like, fuck it, let's do it.

04:46:36.500 Yeah, it's what I'm made for.

04:46:37.940 So, what is it?

04:46:38.960 Being in this area depresses you?

04:46:40.520 Being in a tourist area?

04:46:41.860 Yeah, I feel like it's not a unique content.

04:46:45.460 Like, streaming's different.

04:46:48.340 You're streaming everything in your life.

04:46:49.700 You're exploring the world.

04:46:51.480 So, almost like a lot of phone calls, I ain't going to lie.

04:46:53.700 But, you know, I always, I always looked at my work as like an art.

04:46:59.840 You know, that's why, like...

04:47:00.580 Right now you feel like a hack.

04:47:01.900 Yeah, even like, even like writing, even writing a book.

04:47:04.680 Writing a book, it feels creative.

04:47:06.640 It feels like I'm actually in my thoughts.

04:47:08.260 I can, I can express them explicitly.

04:47:10.700 Like, the book I'm writing is very philosophical.

04:47:12.220 But, just like, I like to do shit that people aren't doing.

04:47:17.560 Right.

04:47:18.100 So, everyone's doing this right now.

04:47:19.640 So, I need to, I need to...

04:47:21.440 You want to, you want to skip the rat race?

04:47:23.480 I'm going to lock in.

04:47:24.220 I'm going to lock in in Asia.

04:47:26.140 I just, I need to get out, bro.

04:47:27.200 I need to get out.

04:47:27.680 I've been too comfortable the last four months.

04:47:29.420 Fucking Dubai and Portugal and Spain.

04:47:32.060 That's shit you do with your girl.

04:47:34.260 That's shit like, when I have my wife, I'll go show her those places.

04:47:37.140 I'll explore them.

04:47:37.680 Yeah, you need to, you need to wake up your masculinity is what you're saying.

04:47:39.880 Yeah, exactly.

04:47:40.860 I get it.

04:47:41.320 Exactly.

04:47:41.720 I get it.

04:47:42.080 I'm down for Asia, I told you.

04:47:44.060 I'm down to do Asia, 100%.

04:47:45.480 This is where we're finding the car?

04:47:51.880 Yeah.

04:48:01.040 This streaming thing is crazy, huh?

04:48:04.180 We live in a world where thousands of people are watching us right now.

04:48:07.680 And then millions are going to watch.

04:48:09.540 You're getting so meta right now.

04:48:10.900 Millions are going to watch on Twitter a 30-second clip.

04:48:14.660 Chat, millions are going to watch on Twitter a 30-second clip and then hundreds more are going to comment under it or on it talking about somebody else's life who's just living life.

04:48:25.100 Like, think about it.

04:48:25.840 That's how high-tech the world has become.

04:48:30.800 That you're a literal bot.

04:48:32.840 You're sitting there watching clips on Twitter, responding hate or whatever it is, sharing it with your friends.

04:48:39.960 Because when someone else is literally just living life, live streaming it with a fucking...

04:48:45.000 Car's here.

04:48:45.720 Yes.

04:48:46.380 With a camera.

04:48:47.880 Cameras are crazy, bro.

04:48:50.060 Do you like Arabs' Red Pill-y apps?

04:48:52.980 Are they Red Pill?

04:48:54.460 Yeah.

04:48:54.860 I think you should consider any app Red Pill.

04:48:56.600 No, I don't.

04:48:57.340 That's definitely a Red Pill-y app.

04:48:58.820 Bro, the concept of meme coins changed my life.

04:49:02.120 Oh my god, bro.

04:49:03.160 Meme coins literally changed my life.

04:49:05.160 There's people gambling billions of dollars on fucking...

04:49:08.860 random internet pixels.

04:49:12.660 Oh, here it is.

04:49:13.520 What's a dollar, chat?

04:49:18.360 Chat, do you know what money is?

04:49:20.340 Look at this, chat.

04:49:21.080 $30.

04:49:25.080 Somebody works four hours for this on minimum wage.

04:49:27.500 Watch this one Luke Belmar video.

04:49:29.300 Hey, my friend.

04:49:30.260 Taxi.

04:49:32.100 Here you go.

04:49:35.700 Yeah, enjoy it.

04:49:38.040 He had zero reaction.

04:49:39.360 Hey, money isn't real.

04:49:41.180 Look at this hardworking guy right here.

04:49:42.380 Jesus Christ.

04:49:42.860 My friend.

04:49:44.120 He's losing the chat.

04:49:49.380 Just for you, man.

04:49:50.700 It's just because he's leaving Turkey.

04:49:51.860 Yeah.

04:49:52.100 He's here over to the currency.

04:49:52.820 You're working hard.

04:49:54.240 I'm proud of you.

04:49:55.020 God loves you.

04:49:55.840 Thank you.

04:49:56.280 You too.

04:49:57.260 What a guy.

04:49:58.140 Money isn't real, guys.

04:50:00.960 Then how come you booked economy on the way here?

04:50:04.080 So that I could do that.

04:50:06.480 So that I could do that.

04:50:07.540 Okay, fair, fair, fair.

04:50:11.820 Oh, Aaron.

04:50:14.300 It would have been better with a $100 bill, but I'm out.

04:50:16.300 Yeah.

04:50:17.920 Tell me how much I owe you.

04:50:18.840 Also, how far is Hagia Sophia?

04:50:20.660 How far?

04:50:21.400 Okay.

04:50:22.200 We go after.

04:50:23.020 Hagia Sophia, no.

04:50:24.320 It's closed.

04:50:25.340 After.

04:50:26.000 No, I can't pray?

04:50:28.500 I can't.

04:50:29.240 No, I can't go to Hagia Sophia to pray.

04:50:31.380 Okay.

04:50:32.480 Three.

04:50:33.220 Three flat should work.

04:50:35.940 Yeah, let's go in the car.

04:50:37.040 Three flat should work.

04:50:37.940 What do you mean three flat?

04:50:39.060 Oh, okay, okay.

04:50:39.820 Just round it up.

04:50:41.700 Just round it up.

04:50:42.500 How about we round down instead of round up?

04:50:43.900 All right, let me grab this shit and hop in a taxi.

04:50:55.180 Say bye to Arab, chat.

04:50:56.460 Taxi takes credit card?

04:50:59.160 Credit card.

04:50:59.960 Card.

04:51:00.600 Taxi.

04:51:01.040 No.

04:51:01.600 Some taxis.

04:51:03.140 Say bye to Arab.

04:51:03.960 Oh, the club stream yesterday was going to be terrible, bro.

04:51:09.340 It was like 50 people, like maybe 200 people there.

04:51:12.120 All of them were just like, ooh, filming me.

04:51:14.320 And I was just like standing there at the DJ booth, bouncing my head to songs that aren't mine.

04:51:19.540 You know?

04:51:19.980 I want to do it back in Lebanon with a full crowd, like the Sunrise stream.

04:51:24.680 But yeah, that was not it.

04:51:30.220 I'm glad it didn't spark that.

04:51:31.600 Hello.

04:51:32.220 Hi, if we can watch you on YouTube.

04:51:34.220 What's that?

04:51:34.840 If we can watch you on YouTube.

04:51:36.300 What's my channel name?

04:51:38.600 It was like two years ago.

04:51:40.840 Yeah.

04:51:41.300 Do you remember the video?

04:51:43.100 The first one that I watched, it was you were shooting in the metro station.

04:51:47.660 Yeah.

04:51:48.060 One minute podcast in New York.

04:51:49.740 Yeah.

04:51:50.280 Yeah.

04:51:50.520 What does love mean to you?

04:51:52.620 Something like that.

04:51:52.980 Yeah, exactly.

04:51:54.120 Yeah.

04:51:54.680 That was a long time ago.

04:51:55.500 I'm surprised you remember that.

04:51:56.260 A long time ago, yeah.

04:51:56.780 Yeah.

04:51:56.960 Where are you from?

04:51:57.860 From Kazakhstan.

04:51:58.840 From Kazakhstan.

04:51:59.600 Nice to meet you.

04:52:00.220 Nice to meet you.

04:52:00.820 What's your name?

04:52:01.640 Ushan.

04:52:02.180 Ushan.

04:52:02.860 And your name?

04:52:03.980 Sneeko.

04:52:04.560 Sneeko, yeah.

04:52:05.260 Yes, I was asking like, what is real love or something like that.

04:52:09.100 That was during a heartbreak time.

04:52:11.640 See you in a month.

04:52:13.900 Peace out, Aaron.

04:52:14.600 Thanks for coming, bro.

04:52:15.400 Appreciate you, bro.

04:52:16.100 See you guys, chat.

04:52:16.820 A lot of fun.

04:52:17.560 I love you guys.

04:52:18.120 Another IRL stream.

04:52:18.880 It might be sooner than a month.

04:52:20.240 It might be, yeah.

04:52:20.860 It might be.

04:52:21.280 All right.

04:52:22.540 Catch you needles.

04:52:22.940 See you, bro.

04:52:23.520 Take care.

04:52:23.920 Be safe, man.

04:52:24.840 Love speech loves you.

04:52:25.680 Bye-bye, sir.

04:52:27.080 What are you doing here in Istanbul?

04:52:28.780 I'm traveling and working remotely.

04:52:30.900 What do you do?

04:52:32.100 Consulting.

04:52:32.760 Okay.

04:52:33.480 So what do you think?

04:52:34.540 What is real love?

04:52:37.720 Real love, I think, is when you feel comfortable with a person.

04:52:45.420 Just as simple as that.

04:52:49.020 How do you feel comfortable with somebody?

04:52:50.660 When I don't think about what the other person thinks of me.

04:52:56.240 What's up, man?

04:52:56.900 Yo!

04:52:57.720 Like when you're in the moment and not, you know, thinking about the next.

04:53:01.180 Hey, how you doing?

04:53:02.180 Nice to meet you, bro.

04:53:02.600 How are you here?

04:53:03.440 I'm here in Istanbul for a first time.

04:53:04.760 Say hi.

04:53:05.440 Yeah, hi.

04:53:06.080 What are you drinking?

04:53:07.420 Oh, just a sparkling water.

04:53:08.840 Can I have some?

04:53:10.300 Sure.

04:53:10.580 No, it's okay.

04:53:11.100 It's okay.

04:53:11.400 You spilled it on my shirt.

04:53:12.480 Nice to meet you.

04:53:13.300 It's okay.

04:53:13.560 Don't worry.

04:53:13.920 Nice to meet you.

04:53:14.600 Where are you from, bro?

04:53:15.440 Saudi Arabia.

04:53:16.340 Saudi Arabia?

04:53:17.140 Oh, from Jeddah or Riyadh?

04:53:18.840 Riyadh.

04:53:19.200 From Riyadh.

04:53:20.060 Yeah.

04:53:20.220 I love the city.

04:53:20.920 I love Riyadh.

04:53:21.640 I love you, bro.

04:53:22.480 As-salamu alaykum, bro.

04:53:23.600 Yeah.

04:53:24.580 What are you drinking?

04:53:25.740 Just vacation.

04:53:26.780 I'm drinking, bro.

04:53:27.560 Yeah.

04:53:28.860 Good to meet you, bro.

04:53:29.740 Don't worry.

04:53:32.200 I like Saudi people, bro.

04:53:34.420 Have a good one, bro.

04:53:35.960 You too.

04:53:36.480 You too.

04:53:39.200 Have you been in love?

04:53:40.900 No.

04:53:41.220 How old are you?

04:53:43.340 26.

04:53:45.480 It'll happen soon.

04:53:46.740 Maybe, hopefully.

04:53:47.780 Maybe, hopefully.

04:53:49.140 You work here?

04:53:50.080 I actually don't...

04:53:50.900 We don't know where you work

04:53:51.640 because we're live right now.

04:53:52.460 You don't want to tell them.

04:53:53.500 Really?

04:53:53.980 You're live?

04:53:54.540 Yeah.

04:53:55.060 Oh.

04:53:56.320 I work here...

04:53:58.120 You know,

04:53:58.940 I actually work for an American company.

04:54:00.940 Oh, okay.

04:54:01.340 It's remote.

04:54:01.980 You have a really American accent

04:54:03.160 like Los Angeles.

04:54:05.000 I've been told so.

04:54:06.200 Yeah.

04:54:06.380 You sound like the tech people there.

04:54:08.220 So I just work around the world

04:54:09.480 where I want to.

04:54:10.700 Why'd you choose Istanbul?

04:54:12.360 I've been here many times

04:54:13.640 and we don't need a visa to come here

04:54:16.100 so I can stay here as long as I want

04:54:17.880 so it's easy.

04:54:18.880 You don't need a visa to stay here?

04:54:20.300 No.

04:54:21.080 What's the best thing to do

04:54:22.280 at night in the city?

04:54:24.500 There...

04:54:25.220 I would go to the harbor.

04:54:27.920 The harbor?

04:54:28.640 The Galata Port, yeah.

04:54:30.620 Do you speak Turkish?

04:54:32.240 Just a tiny bit.

04:54:33.980 Can you ask him if it's open?

04:54:36.380 Acikma.

04:54:38.600 Pardon?

04:54:39.180 Galata Port, Acikma.

04:54:41.760 No?

04:54:42.800 Galata Port, Acikma.

04:54:44.020 Oh, they did understand.

04:54:46.100 Acik.

04:54:46.680 Acik, Acik.

04:54:47.360 It's open?

04:54:48.040 Yes, open.

04:54:48.760 Want to go?

04:54:50.080 I have to work.

04:54:51.240 I'm so tired.

04:54:51.640 You do?

04:54:52.140 Oh, don't worry.

04:54:52.600 How far is it?

04:54:54.580 About...

04:54:55.300 I think if you walk,

04:54:57.700 it's going to be like 20 minutes.

04:54:59.740 10 minutes?

04:55:00.420 Yeah.

04:55:00.980 Bahia, Safiya, close?

04:55:02.780 Yeah, it's close.

04:55:03.780 You sure?

04:55:04.600 Yeah.

04:55:04.940 Oh, yeah, it's close for sure.

04:55:06.380 Okay.

04:55:07.080 Let's go to the harbor.

04:55:08.940 To the harbor?

04:55:10.060 To the harbor.

04:55:11.320 Where should you...

04:55:11.980 Say it one more time.

04:55:12.620 Go to the port.

04:55:13.160 Go to the port.

04:55:13.940 That place, right?

04:55:14.800 Okay.

04:55:16.080 You have to work right now?

04:55:19.380 Unfortunately.

04:55:20.180 Come.

04:55:20.440 Could we take a picture, though?

04:55:21.580 Sure, yeah.

04:55:24.380 Thank you.

04:55:24.920 Thanks so much.

04:55:31.820 I like that one.

04:55:32.480 It's really nice to meet you.

04:55:33.280 It's really nice to meet you.

04:55:34.400 Bye-bye.

04:55:34.920 Bye.

04:55:35.120 All right.

04:55:48.440 All right.

04:55:54.760 Okay.

04:55:55.580 oh Arab all right let's figure out this desktop stream but it's not too far away

04:56:05.260 so it's easy Omar can I have Wi-Fi okay please

04:56:12.940 hey it's just me and you chat how you guys don't know hey what's up

04:56:32.060 no no no what she just said the harbor yes

04:56:42.940 it's nice there there's many what restaurant cafe

04:57:05.440 good job Volo

04:57:06.600 all right okay W yeah off stream with her

04:57:19.100 this flew by today huh the five hours

04:57:26.280 Hagia Sophia is open for praying everyone's saying it's closed though bro

04:57:30.600 everyone's saying I maybe it's just non-Muslim saying that

04:57:34.600 to go said nigga I'm not even a mod single believes anything a Muslim says but you were a mod and he said he's been banned for a while I'm just saying I understand if it wasn't you that wasn't you

04:57:47.600 so the drugs are messed shut up Liam faggot

04:57:55.600 Volo OD Clipper yeah he's killing it bro

04:57:57.600 that woman picked you

04:58:00.100 so why is Zerka texting me

04:58:02.100 we'll call him

04:58:06.100 he's giving me a date IQ bro he's fucking texting me about my game like this whole trip

04:58:20.100 he's just been analyzing every interaction with the girl and then pick up Zerka

04:58:34.100 I don't want to tell okay we called yesterday off stream to plan out a trip

04:58:42.100 Zerka I'm live

04:58:46.100 yo that was uh really impressive

04:58:49.100 which one

04:58:50.100 um

04:58:52.100 the one with the job with her mom

04:58:54.100 and you've DM'd her before so that could be awkward

04:58:58.100 but you played that off really good that was like

04:59:00.100 like I'd say 90% perfect but

04:59:04.100 bro you could have made her suffer more

04:59:06.100 yo nigga's giving me a grade on my wrist

04:59:08.100 bro what do you mean suffer

04:59:10.100 I'm gonna suffer so much more bro

04:59:12.100 why would I want to make somebody suffer

04:59:14.100 to build your value

04:59:16.100 like right when the fans taking the photo with you

04:59:19.100 turn your back fully to her

04:59:21.100 if you watch any of my pick up with the chick I like

04:59:24.100 I will spend a bunch of time with my back turned to her

04:59:27.100 it increases abandonment anxiety

04:59:30.100 you get more out of her

04:59:31.100 right you get to bang them faster

04:59:33.100 when are you gonna come to Europe

04:59:36.100 I don't know I think I'll go in like a week

04:59:42.100 in a week

04:59:43.100 in a week

04:59:44.100 and you want to meet where

04:59:45.100 let's do it bro let's keep uh

04:59:46.100 I like uh interacting with these girls in the street

04:59:49.100 you inspired me to go to Turkey

04:59:51.100 I said dad can we go to Turkey

04:59:53.100 and my dad's like I love Turkey

04:59:55.100 have you been here before?

04:59:56.100 no

04:59:57.100 bro just come now while you're just in bed

04:59:59.100 there's no point in that

05:00:02.100 he's coming late now

05:00:03.100 wait is fucking Myron watching the stream?

05:00:05.100 he just said put me on three way

05:00:06.100 let me add Myron to the call

05:00:07.100 hold on hold on

05:00:11.100 bro that chick was kind of attractive as hell bro

05:00:15.100 yeah yeah yeah

05:00:16.100 we'll see

05:00:17.100 she's an off stream girl

05:00:21.100 she's an off stream girl

05:00:23.100 no she actually looks good on the face for once

05:00:25.100 because bro the other ones

05:00:26.100 you picked up on the goblins bro

05:00:27.100 I was like a shit

05:00:28.100 even the France one?

05:00:31.100 I'mma be honest bro

05:00:32.100 I know you like those kind of chicks

05:00:34.100 you are no homo

05:00:36.100 too good for the France one as well

05:00:38.100 yeah sorry

05:00:39.100 my dad said it

05:00:40.100 my whole family said it

05:00:42.100 but this one

05:00:43.100 the one with the hijab

05:00:44.100 this one's actually very very like

05:00:46.100 good looking in the face

05:00:47.100 what about the one in um

05:00:49.100 was there one in Lebanon or no?

05:00:50.100 oh there was one in Lebanon

05:00:51.100 I don't know if you saw her

05:00:54.100 did you pipe or is this like

05:00:55.100 just

05:00:56.100 no I'm just talking about content

05:00:57.100 hold on I'm ringing Myron

05:00:58.100 let's get a three way

05:00:59.100 pause

05:01:00.100 make sure

05:01:02.100 your cat cannot see me

05:01:03.100 my eye looks fucked

05:01:04.100 I know your eye looks fucked dude

05:01:05.100 what happened?

05:01:10.100 okay hold on Myron's calling me

05:01:11.100 let me let me call him

05:01:12.100 fucking Myron

05:01:13.100 I just tried to add him

05:01:14.100 but he's not

05:01:15.100 alright hold on

05:01:16.100 okay

05:01:23.100 okay now it should work

05:01:24.100 Myron join

05:01:25.100 Myron you here?

05:01:26.100 yo Myron

05:01:27.100 did you see

05:01:28.100 did you see

05:01:29.100 Sneeko pick up that girl

05:01:30.100 with the hijab?

05:01:31.100 no I didn't see that

05:01:32.100 I just saw something

05:01:33.100 with him talking to a girl

05:01:34.100 that apparently he DMed

05:01:35.100 there's the bullshit

05:01:36.100 yeah that's

05:01:37.100 how did they both see that?

05:01:39.100 we're having a red pill meeting

05:01:40.100 about this

05:01:41.100 yo Myron

05:01:42.100 I thought it was perfect game

05:01:44.100 but I said

05:01:46.100 right when she's laughing

05:01:48.100 on a high note

05:01:49.100 a fan was wanting to take a photo

05:01:51.100 with Sneeko

05:01:52.100 I said at that moment

05:01:53.100 turn your back fully to her

05:01:55.100 to increase abandonment anxiety

05:01:56.100 and then you can

05:01:58.100 troll back and get the number

05:01:59.100 or whatever you gotta do

05:02:00.100 but Sneeko thinks

05:02:01.100 this is not plain dirty

05:02:03.100 no no it's just

05:02:05.100 waiting for you to get

05:02:06.100 manipulation tactics

05:02:07.100 it's fighting fire with fire

05:02:08.100 right?

05:02:09.100 I think it's a good strategy

05:02:10.100 fighting fire with fire

05:02:11.100 no I'm

05:02:12.100 yo bro

05:02:13.100 I used to study

05:02:14.100 cause I'm like

05:02:15.100 I know

05:02:16.100 Myron's like me obsessive

05:02:17.100 with like learning stuff

05:02:18.100 bro

05:02:19.100 you go watch

05:02:20.100 any fresh fit moments

05:02:21.100 the hot chicks

05:02:22.100 that Myron

05:02:23.100 always pipe

05:02:24.100 80% of the time

05:02:26.100 his back was turned to them

05:02:27.100 when we were fucking

05:02:28.100 getting food with them

05:02:29.100 you know?

05:02:30.100 like he knows

05:02:31.100 he gets it

05:02:32.100 yo uh

05:02:33.100 Sneeko

05:02:34.100 I just wanna call you bro

05:02:35.100 is it time to let the eagle land?

05:02:37.100 to let the eagle land

05:02:39.100 um

05:02:40.100 oh you gotta let that eagle land bro

05:02:42.100 Zerka knows what I'm talking about

05:02:43.100 he saw it

05:02:44.100 no it's actually sick bro

05:02:45.100 it's actually sick

05:02:46.100 I'm ready when you are

05:02:47.100 I'm ready if you wanna

05:02:48.100 if you wanna land that eagle

05:02:49.100 I'm ready to go

05:02:50.100 yeah cause I just realized

05:02:51.100 I'm live by the way

05:02:52.100 I'm live in uh

05:02:53.100 Turkey

05:02:54.100 I know I know

05:02:55.100 what time is it over there?

05:02:56.100 you're seven hours ahead?

05:02:57.100 uh it's 10-14

05:03:00.100 okay yeah you guys are on Dubai time

05:03:01.100 okay so you guys are seven hours ahead

05:03:03.100 yeah bro I'm thinking about

05:03:04.100 dropping this shit right now

05:03:05.100 because just to hit as many time zones as I can

05:03:07.100 I can't tell if you're yelling at women

05:03:09.100 or if you got COVID bro

05:03:10.100 like you sound sick as fuck man

05:03:12.100 I've been sick for days bro

05:03:14.100 but I'm

05:03:15.100 I'm gonna fuck it

05:03:16.100 I still worked out twice yesterday

05:03:17.100 still fucking trucking through it

05:03:18.100 you've been doing too much

05:03:19.100 I saw you do three streams

05:03:20.100 and then you went into a Twitter space

05:03:22.100 like you

05:03:23.100 you look like you're on steroids right now

05:03:24.100 there's this video of you at the gym

05:03:25.100 where you're flexing

05:03:26.100 that looked like some trend below bro

05:03:28.100 you didn't look like that

05:03:29.100 he's natty

05:03:30.100 nah dude that's what I look like

05:03:31.100 it's just that I fucking

05:03:32.100 I don't really like

05:03:33.100 be filming a lot of content

05:03:34.100 my shirt off and shit

05:03:35.100 no but dude it looks like your body fat percentage dropped while holding all your lean body mass

05:03:42.100 it looks

05:03:43.100 maybe it's the lighting

05:03:44.100 but that looks

05:03:45.100 steroid as fuck

05:03:46.100 it was good lighting too

05:03:47.100 that's another thing

05:03:48.100 yeah that looks huge

05:03:49.100 I'm actually

05:03:50.100 I'm like seven pounds less now

05:03:51.100 so I'm a little bit leaner

05:03:52.100 but I am smaller

05:03:53.100 I ain't gonna lie

05:03:54.100 cause I just started running

05:03:55.100 but um

05:03:56.100 but no so Sneaker you want the eagle to land?

05:03:58.100 I'm ready to go

05:03:59.100 so you just need me to uh

05:04:00.100 you want me to fly my eagle at the same time right?

05:04:02.100 yeah I'm gonna fly the eagle

05:04:04.100 then you're gonna

05:04:05.100 I'm gonna pass the eagle to you

05:04:06.100 okay yeah pass that

05:04:07.100 pass it over

05:04:08.100 what about the other two eagles?

05:04:10.100 are the other two eagles ready to go?

05:04:11.100 cause they're

05:04:12.100 they're not calling

05:04:13.100 you know what?

05:04:14.100 hold on hold on hold on hold on

05:04:15.100 if someone drops a $100 super chat

05:04:17.100 right fucking now

05:04:18.100 on Sneaker's chat

05:04:20.100 and his super chats right now

05:04:22.100 or uh

05:04:23.100 yeah

05:04:24.100 don't do this

05:04:25.100 I'll drop that shit right fucking now

05:04:26.100 for you guys

05:04:28.100 um

05:04:29.100 okay but

05:04:30.100 Myron you know that the $100

05:04:31.100 rumble rants go right to Chris

05:04:33.100 and not my pockets right?

05:04:34.100 oh

05:04:35.100 so then what the fuck do you want me to do then?

05:04:36.100 we'll go see you Frank

05:04:37.100 um

05:04:38.100 well Myron

05:04:39.100 first of all

05:04:40.100 is it the best time for you to post?

05:04:41.100 cause Sneaker

05:04:42.100 I don't think this is

05:04:43.100 I think in two hours it's like traffic right?

05:04:44.100 okay whoever

05:04:45.100 whoever subscribe

05:04:46.100 whoever joins Godpill right now

05:04:48.100 gets early access

05:04:53.100 hmm

05:04:54.100 okay

05:04:58.100 stop coughing Zerka

05:04:59.100 oh wait do you hear the

05:05:00.100 the Adan right now?

05:05:01.100 wait it's uh

05:05:02.100 Isha prayer time?

05:05:03.100 I quit smoking

05:05:04.100 it's Isha?

05:05:05.100 sorry?

05:05:06.100 it's Isha prayer time?

05:05:08.100 what is it?

05:05:09.100 prayer time Isha

05:05:10.100 no prayer time

05:05:11.100 I can't pray at a Hagia Sophia?

05:05:13.100 what are you showing us?

05:05:14.100 right now you mean?

05:05:15.100 yeah

05:05:16.100 no you cannot

05:05:17.100 it's closed anymore

05:05:18.100 oh okay

05:05:20.100 no it's just the Adan's going off

05:05:21.100 and um

05:05:22.100 it's uh

05:05:23.100 it's prayer time

05:05:24.100 but they're saying Hagia Sophia is closed

05:05:25.100 but we saw

05:05:27.100 I went to the

05:05:28.100 are you in a Maybach?

05:05:29.100 yeah I'm in a Maybach

05:05:31.100 what the fuck?

05:05:32.100 yeah fuck boy

05:05:33.100 this is why I'm saying you should go travel with me

05:05:34.100 instead of doing nothing in Miami

05:05:35.100 yeah bro look at the stars on the roof

05:05:38.100 you alright?

05:05:39.100 that's an old ass baby

05:05:40.100 hey also Myron

05:05:41.100 look at this Myron and Zerka

05:05:42.100 look at this right now

05:05:43.100 all the way to the left

05:05:44.100 look what I got needles

05:05:45.100 to make it hot

05:05:46.100 or to cool it off middle

05:05:47.100 you see this?

05:05:48.100 yeah

05:05:52.100 bro honestly

05:05:53.100 I hear that name ever

05:05:54.100 I don't know who Needles is

05:05:56.100 he's my cameraman look

05:05:57.100 look at this

05:05:58.100 look at this

05:05:59.100 look at his wrist

05:06:00.100 you know what this is?

05:06:02.100 that look like an Audemars

05:06:04.100 skeleton AP

05:06:08.100 oh shit

05:06:09.100 yeah yeah yeah

05:06:10.100 Zerka see I don't know

05:06:11.100 what have you been doing since I've been gone?

05:06:12.100 I'm just working on my website 3.0

05:06:17.100 so I just gotta react to me

05:06:19.100 doing some pickups

05:06:20.100 and uh

05:06:21.100 and I have a new 5,000 dollar course

05:06:23.100 I'm coming out with

05:06:24.100 just esoteric mindset

05:06:25.100 just mindset

05:06:26.100 and uh

05:06:27.100 I'm like overcharging the fuck out of my voice

05:06:29.100 but I don't give a fuck

05:06:31.100 they don't give a fuck

05:06:32.100 like it's all smooth sailing

05:06:34.100 and uh

05:06:35.100 and bro honestly

05:06:36.100 I kinda like that I'm doing 30 people

05:06:38.100 cause bro

05:06:39.100 is it just me or

05:06:41.100 those like the best looking chicks on earth

05:06:43.100 yeah there's some

05:06:44.100 some good looking women

05:06:45.100 I have been uh

05:06:46.100 too focused on Arabic women though

05:06:47.100 and Arabic people

05:06:48.100 I'm just kinda

05:06:49.100 used to the Arabic world so

05:06:50.100 if I haven't been in Europe in 10 years

05:06:52.100 I'm about to get the royalty treatment

05:06:55.100 and

05:06:56.100 the problem why I don't visit you right now

05:06:58.100 is

05:06:59.100 once I'm in Europe

05:07:00.100 I have to stay there for almost like 2 months

05:07:01.100 till that fucking wedding

05:07:03.100 so

05:07:04.100 that's just not true

05:07:05.100 you could fly back and forth

05:07:06.100 like what I'm gonna do

05:07:07.100 I have Fousey stream next week

05:07:08.100 I have to go to the east coast

05:07:10.100 and then I'm gonna fly right back

05:07:11.100 just stay on the move all the time

05:07:13.100 constant work

05:07:22.100 but yeah Myron uh

05:07:23.100 let's land that eagle okay

05:07:26.100 okay you want me to drop it now?

05:07:27.100 uh whenever

05:07:28.100 whenever you want text me

05:07:29.100 also Myron

05:07:30.100 when are you gonna come back to the Middle East?

05:07:31.100 you hear that you're down right now?

05:07:33.100 well this is

05:07:34.100 we're in New Turkey but

05:07:36.100 you hear this?

05:07:37.100 we're definitely gonna do the Middle East too

05:07:40.100 and then I want to do Australia as well bro

05:07:42.100 Australia's in mid

05:07:44.100 does

05:07:46.100 you hear this Arco?

05:07:48.100 yeah

05:07:49.100 yeah

05:07:50.100 we have that in my country as well

05:07:52.100 I ran into some Albanian city too

05:07:53.100 I don't know if you saw the clip

05:07:54.100 you know what I wanted to do?

05:07:55.100 from Pasika

05:07:56.100 I wanted to take you to Albania

05:07:58.100 and then Kosovo

05:08:00.100 it's a little different

05:08:01.100 I know

05:08:02.100 Kosovo is Albania though isn't it?

05:08:05.100 yeah yeah

05:08:06.100 but it's uh

05:08:07.100 it'll be a funny experience for you

05:08:08.100 cause then

05:08:09.100 you're gonna meet

05:08:10.100 5,000 of my cousins

05:08:13.100 like bro

05:08:14.100 it'll take

05:08:15.100 a never ending sea

05:08:16.100 of the extreme slacks

05:08:17.100 by close relatives

05:08:18.100 not far away relatives

05:08:20.100 and then

05:08:21.100 my dad's like

05:08:22.100 is he ready for that?

05:08:23.100 and I'm like I don't know bro

05:08:24.100 I don't know

05:08:25.100 you get a lot of fucking

05:08:26.100 people surrounding you

05:08:27.100 that's actually insane

05:08:29.100 yeah there's uh

05:08:30.100 a lot of love out here

05:08:31.100 you would think

05:08:32.100 especially like

05:08:33.100 if you look at Twitter

05:08:34.100 with us three

05:08:35.100 you would think that we all have haters

05:08:36.100 and stuff

05:08:37.100 but I haven't seen one

05:08:38.100 like everybody out here

05:08:39.100 it's all love

05:08:40.100 a lot of kids

05:08:41.100 a lot of uh

05:08:42.100 people from all over the world

05:08:43.100 different ethnicities

05:08:44.100 it's all people who love us

05:08:45.100 you know

05:08:46.100 it's good to see

05:08:47.100 you know normal people

05:08:48.100 with all the craziness going on

05:08:49.100 in the West

05:08:50.100 it's just clips

05:08:51.100 because I'm adding you to my website

05:08:52.100 where I react to your pickup

05:08:54.100 and I get to say what you do wrong

05:08:56.100 and make fun of you

05:08:57.100 but it's only exclusive for the website

05:08:59.100 so I can hide

05:09:00.100 hide from you you know

05:09:01.100 give me the cut

05:09:03.100 I just

05:09:04.100 honestly you did perfect

05:09:05.100 if I were you before

05:09:06.100 every night I go out

05:09:07.100 the last thing I should watch

05:09:09.100 and print in my unconscious

05:09:10.100 is that clip of you picking up that hijab girl

05:09:13.100 because I think that was a flawless run

05:09:15.100 that was perfect

05:09:16.100 right?

05:09:17.100 if that was her mom you did really good

05:09:19.100 the best game is no game at all

05:09:21.100 it's just

05:09:22.100 doing your thing

05:09:23.100 doing exactly what you're supposed to do

05:09:24.100 because bro

05:09:25.100 she had the leverage to make you look like a creep

05:09:28.100 because she's like you DM me

05:09:30.100 and then I know she's a sweet girl and stuff

05:09:32.100 but you totally took the wind off the sails there

05:09:35.100 because bro

05:09:36.100 any time you DM a chick

05:09:37.100 and you run into them

05:09:38.100 chat

05:09:39.100 one of the chats

05:09:40.100 if they do this

05:09:41.100 they get a big ego

05:09:42.100 even if they don't

05:09:43.100 if they're not like that

05:09:44.100 they get this leverage over you

05:09:45.100 and you totally just laughed it off in her face

05:09:48.100 as if she was just another statistic

05:09:50.100 and then

05:09:51.100 she even had to defend it

05:09:52.100 and say

05:09:53.100 I did respond to him

05:09:54.100 and I'm like

05:09:55.100 oh my god

05:09:56.100 she's fucking saying it out loud

05:09:58.100 like you know how

05:09:59.100 you've been motherfucking thinking that bro

05:10:01.100 like

05:10:02.100 you're defending it out loud

05:10:03.100 and they're intelligent types

05:10:05.100 that means you won the game right there

05:10:07.100 it's too bad that she doesn't want to be on stream though

05:10:09.100 even though she's a TikToker

05:10:10.100 but I'll probably hang out with her off stream

05:10:12.100 and go to the

05:10:13.100 the prophet's museum here

05:10:15.100 that bitch has retarded genetics

05:10:18.100 she looks great

05:10:20.100 it says Lebanese and

05:10:22.100 I think she's half Albanian

05:10:23.100 and half Lebanese

05:10:24.100 get the fuck out of here

05:10:26.100 yeah

05:10:27.100 that's what it said in her bio

05:10:30.100 no no no no no no no no no no no no

05:10:33.100 mine

05:10:34.100 c'est le mien

05:10:35.100 mine

05:10:37.100 uh uh

05:10:38.100 I wouldn't

05:10:39.100 but come to Europe

05:10:40.100 and Myron when would you want to go on a trip man

05:10:41.100 these IRL runs are a lot of fun

05:10:44.100 uh

05:10:45.100 soon

05:10:46.100 very soon

05:10:47.100 I know you're getting bored of the

05:10:49.100 the after hours chick said

05:10:50.100 I know you're getting bored of Miami

05:10:51.100 Myron will only fly to

05:10:52.100 Myron will only fly to

05:10:53.100 Myron will only fly to

05:10:54.100 Milwaukee bro

05:10:56.100 nah

05:10:57.100 fuck you

05:10:58.100 bro

05:10:59.100 Milwaukee

05:11:00.100 Milwaukee is the worst city ever

05:11:01.100 man that shit trash

05:11:02.100 it's probably worse than Detroit

05:11:04.100 there's nothing to do in these places bro

05:11:05.100 but like here

05:11:06.100 there's life

05:11:07.100 there's people

05:11:08.100 I never knew how much I loved

05:11:09.100 uh Giuliani

05:11:10.100 until I saw Myron

05:11:11.100 and Myron looked like he was like

05:11:13.100 meeting his dad

05:11:14.100 like

05:11:15.100 bro

05:11:16.100 yo

05:11:17.100 Giuliani's a legend bro

05:11:18.100 people can do whatever they want to say bro

05:11:19.100 that just literally saved New York City bro

05:11:21.100 like

05:11:22.100 I didn't know you knew his whole lore though

05:11:23.100 when you knew his whole lore

05:11:24.100 I'm like

05:11:25.100 he cleaned up New York

05:11:26.100 he's the one

05:11:27.100 didn't he event

05:11:28.100 Myron didn't he event the Rico

05:11:29.100 he was the first AUSA to successfully implement it

05:11:34.100 yeah

05:11:35.100 he got Tekashi down right?

05:11:37.100 uh

05:11:38.100 nah

05:11:39.100 he took

05:11:40.100 he didn't take Tekashi down

05:11:41.100 he took down like

05:11:42.100 La Costa Nostra like

05:11:43.100 all the biggest mob guys he took down in the 80s

05:11:44.100 yeah he's much older than

05:11:45.100 ten six nine

05:11:46.100 he's eighties

05:11:47.100 uh

05:11:48.100 seventies eighties

05:11:49.100 Myron is it true you have a

05:11:51.100 award from your police station

05:11:53.100 for what?

05:11:54.100 I got the director's award from

05:11:56.100 uh

05:11:57.100 HSI for

05:11:58.100 aging

05:11:59.100 for fucking like

05:12:00.100 I was like

05:12:01.100 basically the way it goes

05:12:05.100 to explain it simply

05:12:08.100 bro is anyone else thinking Myron's actually CIA

05:12:11.100 like you're getting an award

05:12:13.100 I think you're CIA way before I think Myron's CIA

05:12:15.100 with the Freemason stuff everywhere

05:12:17.100 and all the

05:12:18.100 the numerology stuff

05:12:20.100 wait

05:12:22.100 wait

05:12:23.100 wait till you come meet

05:12:24.100 my military family

05:12:25.100 and all the politicians of my country

05:12:27.100 and then you'll know I'm a fed

05:12:30.100 alright

05:12:31.100 don't play into it bro you're gonna creep people out

05:12:33.100 what?

05:12:34.100 Myron text me when you want

05:12:36.100 to land that eagle

05:12:37.100 I'm literally

05:12:38.100 I'm

05:12:39.100 getting the eagle ready as we speak

05:12:41.100 writing a caption

05:12:42.100 okay I gotta get out of the car

05:12:43.100 I just got to

05:12:44.100 uh

05:12:45.100 are we here?

05:12:46.100 yeah I'm here

05:12:47.100 okay

05:12:48.100 alright I'll talk to you guys later

05:12:49.100 yeah

05:12:50.100 later

05:12:51.100 peace

05:12:52.100 long of love speech

05:12:58.100 oh someone sent the $100 dono

05:13:00.100 man write to Chris

05:13:01.100 uh

05:13:02.100 Dom DiMarco for Father FF

05:13:03.100 Salaam Siko

05:13:04.100 Waalaikum Salaam Father

05:13:05.100 applause for saying Father but

05:13:07.100 perfect timing we're here

05:13:09.100 let's go

05:13:10.100 yes

05:13:20.100 the power of clipping

05:13:29.100 Myron and Zerko already saw that little

05:13:31.100 saw that um

05:13:32.100 that girl moment

05:13:35.100 crazy

05:13:41.100 our niggas are really on Twitter all day long

05:13:46.100 and W Arab one more time for coming through

05:13:48.100 W fucking Arab

05:13:49.100 the best content creator in the game

05:13:55.100 Wallahi to travel with

05:13:57.100 it's not even close

05:13:59.100 it's not even close

05:14:03.100 it was cool to see him

05:14:04.100 like I could tell he's getting um

05:14:06.100 he's getting older

05:14:07.100 and it's cool to see him reflect about stuff like that

05:14:09.100 and see where he's in in life

05:14:10.100 what his purpose is

05:14:11.100 what he's supposed to be doing

05:14:19.100 and I want to say

05:14:21.100 oh let me call Birkin

05:14:23.100 Birkin's the one who got um

05:14:25.100 security

05:14:29.100 how are we going to put that through here

05:14:30.100 let's just go

05:14:31.100 let's go

05:14:36.100 Buyurun

05:14:37.100 tekrar geçebilir mis siz acaba

05:14:39.100 tamam ya

05:14:40.100 tamam ya

05:14:41.100 geçmiyor

05:14:42.100 maalesef

05:14:43.100 geçer misiniz tekrar

05:14:44.100 ya geçti bir şey yok mu

05:14:45.100 beyefendi

05:14:46.100 beyefendi sinyal verdiniz

05:14:47.100 gördüm hepiniz teker teker teker teker

05:14:48.100 sinyalsiz bir şekilde geçer misiniz

05:14:49.100 sakin ol

05:14:50.100 sakin ol

05:14:51.100 gayet sakin ol

05:14:52.100 gel bir sakin ol

05:14:53.100 geçtim bana bak

05:14:54.100 beyefendi

05:14:55.100 geçti mi işe

05:14:56.100 beyefendi sinyalsiz bir şekilde geçin işinizi yapmam gerekiyor

05:14:58.100 lütfen üzerinizde bir şey yok

05:14:59.100 üzerinizde bir şey yok

05:15:00.100 üzerinizde bir şey yok

05:15:01.100 telefon

05:15:02.100 tamam telefon başka

05:15:03.100 üzerinizde bütün metalleri bırakıp tekrar geçer misiniz

05:15:07.100 tamam

05:15:08.100 tamam

05:15:09.100 siz de lütfen

05:15:10.100 telefonu bu tarafa bırakın

05:15:16.100 sen bu işi öğren öyle gel

05:15:18.100 tamam

05:15:19.100 siz bu işi bilseydiniz

05:15:21.100 güzel bir çiftini göstermezdiniz zaten

05:15:25.100 sen bu işi bilmiyorsun

05:15:32.100 they unplugged the camera

05:15:38.100 um

05:15:39.100 no

05:15:44.100 is he a fan of booting mo

05:15:46.100 this guy says

05:15:47.100 help Bradley

05:15:48.100 he's up

05:15:49.100 let me see

05:15:50.100 let me tackle

05:15:51.100 let's be here

05:15:52.100 hello

05:15:56.100 alright chat

05:15:57.100 you're gonna see the top of the security

05:15:58.100 it's

05:16:01.100 Thomas

05:16:02.100 is

05:16:03.100 your

05:16:04.100 you are

05:16:05.100 your

05:16:06.100 are you

05:16:07.100 uh

05:16:08.100 all

05:16:13.100 oh

05:16:19.100 yeah

05:16:20.100 Good day.

05:16:50.100 it's raining it is not much not much hey arab tweeted in uh in love speech everybody like it

05:17:09.980 up man like it up ways pin this in the chat boom it's raining oh man let's go quickly and then end

05:17:17.260 and chat i'm gonna try to lock in the desktop okay shut up it's gonna be good there's a lot

05:17:26.460 to talk about and i did not cliff arm well today besides a lot to talk about

05:17:31.580 yeah i know i know bitch no she's good she's a good w woman i'm sorry i'm sorry

05:17:47.260 my dad said flexing the car gift nigga i paid half of it bro i didn't even know i thought i

05:18:01.320 paid for the whole car if i paid half and then actually you know what i i should i say what

05:18:05.640 he just texted me don't don't show it don't show it look good

05:18:08.440 he's trolling he's trolling he's trolling

05:18:14.300 he's trolling he said myron would give his dad a whole car like why do you need to compare me

05:18:21.320 to everybody all the time you got the mic back from arab right yeah this is nice

05:18:34.920 oh

05:18:46.360 oh

05:18:46.420 oh

05:18:55.860 oh my let's go

05:18:59.240 oh

05:19:12.680 oh

05:19:25.960 oh

05:19:27.960 oh

05:19:35.960 oh

05:19:39.960 oh

05:19:41.960 oh

05:19:43.960 oh

05:19:45.960 oh

05:19:47.960 oh

05:19:49.960 oh

05:19:51.960 oh

05:20:01.960 do you speak english

05:20:03.960 can i just take one picture here and then we'll turn it off

05:20:07.960 i just want to take photo here and then we leave

05:20:13.960 i can't take picture over here yeah just picture one picture okay

05:20:21.960 alas thank you

05:20:23.960 oh

05:20:27.960 all right good time to end

05:20:31.960 long of love speech everybody make sure to follow the stream i love you so much guys

05:20:35.960 this was great i appreciate you shout out to omar i'm almost done halas i'm i'm finishing right now

05:20:41.960 thank you so much omar was great

05:20:43.960 shout out omar

05:20:45.960 omar

05:20:47.960 yeah shout out to needles man arab of course you already know

05:20:49.960 um we got big stuff coming planned we're about to land the eagle right now so stay tuned

05:20:51.960 make sure to follow my twitter and uh yeah just separate your mind from all the programming

05:20:55.960 there's a lot of craziness right now but a place like this it's good to be away from that

05:20:59.960 the security is kicking me out so stay tuned i'm going to try to get a desktop stream going to have a lot to talk about

05:21:03.960 so stay tuned love speech

05:21:05.960 love you so much bye

05:21:07.960 hello

05:21:11.960 what

05:21:15.960 yeah what's up

05:21:17.960 yo the service is super bad the service is really bad

05:21:27.960 huh

SNEAKO - July 25, 2024

Turkey IRL stream🇹🇷

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