SNEAKO - March 10, 2025


TWITCH IS FUCKING RETARDED.


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

206.68266

Word Count

833

Sentence Count

67

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

What started as Justin.tv was sold to Amazon in 2014 for a billion dollars. It s the website where you get banned if you extend your arm too far unless you re black like Kevin Hart. Where you can call for the assassination of a U.S. senator if you re a black person unless you're a fat industry plant. This website is unfortunately the main source of live streaming. What started as a website where people block traffic at a convention center dressed in cat ears convene online, like if Portland Oregon was a website before they knew what autism was, and still don t know that there s an audience of people that watch an animated mouse play Fortnite for hours.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's the website where you get banned if you extend your arm too far unless you're black like Kevin Hart.
00:00:05.060 Where you can call for the assassination of a U.S. senator if you do the humiliation ritual.
00:00:10.380 And can wish PTSD on American soldiers if you're a fat industry plant.
00:00:14.960 This website is unfortunately the main source of live streaming.
00:00:18.360 What started as Justin.tv was sold to Amazon in 2014 for a billion dollars.
00:00:23.420 America deserved 9-11 dude. Fuck it. I'm saying it.
00:00:31.420 Then slowly it became the place where people block traffic at a convention center dressed in cat ears convene online.
00:00:37.380 Like if Portland Oregon was a website.
00:00:39.960 Autistic white people before they knew what autism was.
00:00:43.360 Normal people didn't and still don't know that there's an audience of people that watch an animated mouse play Fortnite.
00:00:49.080 For hours.
00:00:49.760 Anyway fast forward a couple years and there's a 30 year old man with red hair who's flossing on Jimmy Fallon.
00:00:55.740 Normal people are like why is there a 30 year old man with red hair flossing on Jimmy Fallon.
00:01:01.100 And suddenly out of nowhere this Jewish kid pops up and changes streaming forever.
00:01:05.680 He's playing 2K and LeBron James calls him up.
00:01:08.680 The biggest rappers are pulling up to freestyle.
00:01:11.040 This kid is making more money than the celebrities coming on the street.
00:01:14.100 He's bringing on cute girls to flirt.
00:01:15.920 He's joking late night with his friends.
00:01:17.620 He's doing what regular people do.
00:01:19.760 Suddenly Twitch isn't autistic and gender fluid anymore.
00:01:23.320 Suddenly Twitch is mainstream.
00:01:25.800 Then naturally this kid starts maturing and learning about the world.
00:01:28.840 How politics and fake morality extend far beyond just the government.
00:01:33.180 How the entertainment industry is held together by fake friendships.
00:01:36.820 To make it on Twitch you gotta fake it.
00:01:39.200 On Twitch you could say America deserved 9-11 if you put on a dress.
00:01:43.720 But if you say there are only two genders you'll get banned for unmoderated chat.
00:01:48.040 Twitch is fucking retarded.
00:01:50.800 It's retarded that an American company has decided freedom of speech doesn't matter.
00:01:55.140 It's retarded how they created their own system of morality through the voices of multi-millionaire streamers who tell you to eat the rich.
00:02:02.480 Through the voices of women whose job it is to cry on camera so pathetic men can fall in love through the screen.
00:02:08.520 But it starts to make sense when you see who their CEO is.
00:02:12.100 A serial masturbator.
00:02:13.800 A gooner.
00:02:14.840 That's it.
00:02:15.600 I was doing plenty of research and stopped when he showed his algorithm was a bunch of porn stars floating in hot tubs.
00:02:20.960 CEO Dan Clancy is a pathetic libtard with no backbone.
00:02:24.580 Who makes a big speech boasting about new descriptive censorship policies and then bans me a week later for off-platform behavior.
00:02:31.480 What the fuck is off-platform behavior?
00:02:33.860 Did I make a Nazi salute in my sleep?
00:02:35.880 He enacts policy where streamers are supposed to be unbanned after two years but refuses to follow through if he's an enemy of his lapdog.
00:02:42.680 If Dan Clancy wasn't retarded, he would grift the MAGA right wing just like Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg did after Trump won.
00:02:49.340 But he is retarded.
00:02:50.520 So when the ADL is applying pressure because his lapdog is promoting registered terrorists, he bans Sneeko and Fresh and Fit instead.
00:02:58.120 Here's why Twitch will inevitably fail or be sold within the year.
00:03:02.000 One thing I learned over the years to stay alive being banned everywhere for reasons as stupid as COVID misinformation is you never abandon your core.
00:03:09.580 Twitch blew up because of Aiden Ross and then threw him away.
00:03:12.360 And while trying to maintain some semblance of moral consistency, all of social media is seeing through the clown show.
00:03:18.960 What Twitch doesn't seem to realize is that these websites don't survive without real creators.
00:03:24.100 Why else am I still alive?
00:03:25.880 Creators like Aiden Ross should have been given a seat at the investors table.
00:03:29.740 That's why I stream on Party Now where I literally own a percentage of the company.
00:03:33.580 Freedom of speech is what holds all this chaos together.
00:03:37.620 If you disagree, you deserve a 9-11.
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