SNEAKO - May 03, 2023


Vice News Contacts SNEAKO for Tate Interview!


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

158.71014

Word Count

3,565

Sentence Count

291

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

VICE News did a hit piece on me and it was a total FAKE hit piece. It was so bad that even Piers Morgan had to defend me. And now I'm in jail and they want to interview me again.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Yeah, Vice is going bankrupt, you know that?
00:00:08.300 So let me tell you all a quick story
00:00:09.860 about Vice News. Remember Vice News?
00:00:14.300 I know, they don't matter.
00:00:17.520 I allowed them to come and do a piece on me in the war room
00:00:20.680 about seven months ago now.
00:00:23.460 Where's the new emergency meeting, though?
00:00:25.540 I knew it would be a hit piece, of course. I'm a professional.
00:00:28.240 But I also knew anyone with a brain
00:00:30.360 would see through the hit piece
00:00:31.500 and see the beauty of the war room and want to join.
00:00:33.480 So I allowed them to come do a hit piece.
00:00:36.040 And then I got interviewed by Piers Morgan.
00:00:39.680 Ah, look, they're calling.
00:00:41.820 It's our friends from Vice, but he can wait.
00:00:45.420 Then I got interviewed by Piers Morgan
00:00:46.940 and he came at me hard
00:00:48.260 and all of the comments were saying,
00:00:50.400 bro, takes a G.
00:00:52.100 The Matrix tries to tell the world that everyone hates me,
00:00:54.620 but the truth is, everyone actually loves me.
00:00:57.340 So when Piers tried to come for me hard
00:00:59.600 expecting to be a hero,
00:01:00.520 he was actually attacked
00:01:01.680 and he felt like, oops, I made a mistake,
00:01:05.400 which stopped Vice releasing their hit piece
00:01:07.740 because they called me and said, hey.
00:01:13.240 Still calling.
00:01:15.380 They called me and said, hey,
00:01:16.640 we want to film some more.
00:01:18.360 Bro, this guy, the same guy, the Matt dude,
00:01:20.680 DM'd me in chat.
00:01:21.420 I don't know, what do you think about this?
00:01:22.800 He wanted to go and interview me too.
00:01:25.720 And obviously I'm not going to do it,
00:01:27.720 but you think I should and troll him,
00:01:30.380 but I don't want to give him any energy.
00:01:31.720 Basically, he got, even before Vice went bankrupt,
00:01:34.560 that he lost his job.
00:01:36.460 Now he's broke.
00:01:37.580 Now he just needs a little bit of clout.
00:01:39.340 He's like, I'm an independent journalist.
00:01:41.060 Basically, you're broke.
00:01:43.000 And so he needs to have more stories.
00:01:44.480 And this is like pretty much the only thing
00:01:45.940 that he's going to be remembered for now.
00:01:47.240 Don't talk to Vice.
00:01:48.220 Nah, yeah, I'm not.
00:01:48.940 It's not even Vice.
00:01:49.860 It's just this dude, Matt.
00:01:52.340 It's just Matt.
00:01:54.460 Man, that's tough.
00:01:56.300 I feel like we didn't get the other side of the story.
00:01:58.740 Basically, we want to undo the hit piece
00:02:00.880 and do the fair journalism we were supposed to do
00:02:02.960 in the first place.
00:02:03.780 Because now we realize making a hit piece on you
00:02:05.680 doesn't work out well for us.
00:02:08.100 Then I went to jail because my Matrix attacked.
00:02:10.200 And they thought, ah, he's a bad guy.
00:02:11.720 Now we can do a hit piece.
00:02:12.640 And they released a hit piece.
00:02:14.320 And nobody believed it.
00:02:15.400 Just like I said, everyone saw through it,
00:02:16.900 saw it was garbage,
00:02:17.540 to the point where Vice had to turn the comments off
00:02:20.480 because everyone was insulting them.
00:02:22.460 They even falsely edited me stuttering.
00:02:25.920 When have you ever seen me stutter?
00:02:27.420 On any video ever.
00:02:28.640 To try and make me look frustrated
00:02:29.920 like I've been caught out by this dork called Matt.
00:02:34.040 So they released the hit piece
00:02:35.240 and it was totally detrimental for them.
00:02:38.140 Nobody believed them.
00:02:39.680 Bonged their reputation even worse.
00:02:41.380 Vice used to be something.
00:02:42.520 And now they're completely off the deep end.
00:02:44.280 Nobody gives a shit about them.
00:02:45.320 Complete Matrix propaganda.
00:02:48.820 So then I get released from jail.
00:02:51.380 And now, Matt from Vice
00:02:53.700 is begging me.
00:02:57.020 Begging me for another interview.
00:03:00.260 Calling me every day.
00:03:01.880 Begging me.
00:03:03.440 Please, please, please.
00:03:05.440 So I've decided.
00:03:06.820 Because I'm such a nice man.
00:03:08.680 Most people have a hit piece done about them.
00:03:10.600 And they don't talk to that organization anymore.
00:03:13.080 But I'm so nice.
00:03:14.140 Uh-oh.
00:03:14.780 I'm going to have a conversation with Vice News.
00:03:16.800 We're going to talk to them.
00:03:19.020 We're going to talk to Matt.
00:03:20.280 Let me message him.
00:03:22.500 Again, I said.
00:03:23.700 An instruction.
00:03:25.720 Again.
00:03:26.860 Like a little dog.
00:03:29.040 So I'm going to wait for Matt to call us.
00:03:30.540 Hey, DNG in the chat.
00:03:31.880 And hear what Matt has to say
00:03:32.860 about the fact that they were dishonest.
00:03:35.460 And they weren't particularly good at...
00:03:36.900 Oh, look.
00:03:39.420 Again.
00:03:40.700 Please, Mr. Tate.
00:03:41.740 Geeks.
00:03:44.600 Bro, he's been spam calling.
00:03:48.500 Well, if it isn't Matt.
00:03:51.860 Andrew, hey.
00:03:54.000 Mr. Honest Journalism.
00:03:58.560 Right now, I've...
00:04:00.840 Bro, he's just pimping.
00:04:02.340 This is Tate's mentality.
00:04:04.100 And it doesn't actually...
00:04:04.980 Oh, pimp.
00:04:05.600 Bro.
00:04:06.180 This is him playing chess with people.
00:04:09.040 I'm going to control you completely.
00:04:11.800 He's pimping this dude, Matt.
00:04:13.720 Just like back in the Haram OnlyFans days,
00:04:16.920 he would pimp the girls.
00:04:18.300 Watch.
00:04:18.840 That's how I think of myself.
00:04:21.000 How are you?
00:04:21.480 Are you in your house?
00:04:22.480 It's a shame nobody else thinks of you that way, Matt.
00:04:24.640 That's why you have to turn off the comments
00:04:25.880 on your little video.
00:04:26.580 Are you at home?
00:04:30.720 What do you think is next?
00:04:46.440 Well, it's a beautiful reality, Matt.
00:04:54.600 It's a beautiful life,
00:04:55.900 and I am clearly one of God's chosen ones.
00:04:58.700 And I'm here to spread a positive message
00:05:01.040 and continue with my mission
00:05:02.280 to prevent the degeneracy
00:05:04.720 which is purported by organizations like Vice,
00:05:07.840 drug taking.
00:05:08.960 Did you see that article from Vice
00:05:10.280 saying that Satanism is good?
00:05:12.720 Like, oh, Satanism isn't that bad?
00:05:14.320 Hold on, hold on.
00:05:16.440 Poohan accuses Wes of Satanism.
00:05:21.120 Well, he's right.
00:05:22.460 Where's the article?
00:05:24.840 Vice, the truth behind modern-day Satanism.
00:05:31.620 There's a Satan...
00:05:32.440 Yeah.
00:05:33.160 I can't find the exact article,
00:05:34.540 but, you know, you get that.
00:05:36.500 And other forms of pornography,
00:05:39.080 a bunch of other stuff you are involved in.
00:05:41.440 I'm here to combat it,
00:05:42.540 and I'm going to lead people to the truth
00:05:43.640 and to the light.
00:05:44.220 And we're all going to be better people
00:05:47.020 and have a better society for that.
00:05:48.860 And I think you learned that
00:05:50.340 when you turn the comments off
00:05:52.760 in your little video,
00:05:54.100 that most people understand I'm a force for good
00:05:55.900 and that hit pieces don't really work
00:05:58.300 because you've lost all credibility
00:06:00.820 in the mainstream matrix.
00:06:02.320 I don't think you guys really understand.
00:06:04.300 They filmed that documentary in August,
00:06:06.880 and there was just nothing,
00:06:08.060 and they went in there for the intentions
00:06:09.120 to make Tate look like a bad person,
00:06:10.540 and they had nothing.
00:06:11.660 So they shelved it.
00:06:12.840 They just kept it on the shelf
00:06:13.740 because it's like, this is useless.
00:06:14.700 We can't do anything with this footage.
00:06:16.280 Then they get arrested on December 31st,
00:06:19.920 almost six months after they filmed it,
00:06:21.960 and then they choose to release it
00:06:23.660 because that's when it was popular.
00:06:25.780 They saw the market trend hit piece now
00:06:27.960 because they must be bad people.
00:06:29.080 Do you see how snaky that is
00:06:31.280 to have a hit piece documentary
00:06:33.200 shelved for that long
00:06:34.580 because it's that useless?
00:06:37.360 ...mechanisms of the media,
00:06:39.820 unfortunately for you.
00:06:43.800 I actually have no say of what their comments are,
00:06:47.660 but I think they were turned off
00:06:49.060 because the people were getting harassed.
00:06:52.340 Is that your excuse?
00:06:55.080 Well, that's what I think
00:06:56.420 is the reason that they were turned off for.
00:06:58.300 You capping right now, man.
00:06:59.940 But anyway, regardless,
00:07:01.080 I mean, look,
00:07:01.860 the main reason I'm calling is
00:07:03.280 I want more.
00:07:04.960 ...for doing another interview.
00:07:07.080 I need more.
00:07:08.220 I'm broke.
00:07:09.060 ...for the BBC?
00:07:11.900 Why would you want to interview me?
00:07:13.140 I'm a bad person, I thought,
00:07:14.380 according to your little story.
00:07:20.300 ...
00:07:20.700 ...
00:07:21.300 ...
00:07:22.300 ...
00:07:24.300 Oh, you do both sides?
00:07:25.640 Is that how you think you were?
00:07:26.800 Well, that includes your side as well.
00:07:31.020 So, you know,
00:07:31.780 it was obviously difficult
00:07:33.360 to interview you
00:07:34.840 while you were...
00:07:37.260 ...
00:07:37.580 ...
00:07:38.260 ...
00:07:38.800 ...
00:07:39.320 ...
00:07:39.800 ...
00:07:40.320 ...
00:07:40.800 have a chance
00:07:41.360 to hear your side of things.
00:07:44.840 Problem is, man.
00:07:47.340 Let's see what he sent me.
00:07:48.960 Matt Shea
00:07:49.660 doesn't have vice anymore.
00:07:54.180 Hold on, hold on.
00:07:54.740 I don't want to put my DMs on screen.
00:07:56.140 Just let me...
00:07:56.780 Here, yeah, I can show you.
00:08:06.340 Hey, Sneeko.
00:08:07.420 I saw you did a reaction video
00:08:09.120 to my first doc on Andrew Tate.
00:08:10.800 If you are up for it,
00:08:11.980 I'd love to meet up
00:08:12.860 and we can hash out
00:08:13.980 your issues in person.
00:08:15.060 On camera?
00:08:16.120 At the very least,
00:08:17.160 it would be interesting
00:08:17.760 for your viewers.
00:08:18.660 I don't think we should be afraid
00:08:20.240 of a healthy debate.
00:08:21.120 ...
00:08:21.300 Bro, he was saying it
00:08:27.360 like it was a lighthearted
00:08:28.160 like I did a reaction
00:08:29.220 where you just called out
00:08:30.780 how bullshit
00:08:32.400 the entire documentary
00:08:33.740 was the whole time.
00:08:36.720 And look at him
00:08:37.740 trying to lowbrow me.
00:08:40.680 At the very least,
00:08:42.500 I don't think you should be afraid.
00:08:48.160 You're broke.
00:08:49.400 Everyone on the planet
00:08:50.180 wants to interview me.
00:08:51.300 So the question is,
00:08:54.080 why would I choose you
00:08:55.080 when I have unlimited offers
00:08:57.720 from people who are
00:08:58.440 far more successful
00:08:59.300 and better than you at the job?
00:09:01.560 Because I'd be doing...
00:09:03.320 And I'm not trying to disrespect you.
00:09:04.540 I'm being honest.
00:09:05.380 I'd be doing you a favor.
00:09:07.060 Like, Matt...
00:09:09.040 What's your last name?
00:09:10.540 Shay.
00:09:11.960 That name didn't matter
00:09:13.060 until it was associated to mine.
00:09:14.820 You do an interview with me,
00:09:16.540 you matter for a little bit.
00:09:17.660 But I can do an interview
00:09:18.320 with anyone.
00:09:19.540 So why would I do
00:09:20.420 an interview with you?
00:09:21.140 And this is genuinely a question.
00:09:22.560 It's not an insult.
00:09:23.240 I'm actually asking you
00:09:24.140 why I would choose you
00:09:25.480 when I have
00:09:26.860 unlimited offers
00:09:28.400 on the table.
00:09:30.660 Because we have a history.
00:09:33.560 He sounds like a...
00:09:35.140 He sounds like an ex-girlfriend.
00:09:38.300 We have a...
00:09:39.140 We have a history of you
00:09:42.840 doing dishonest journalism on me,
00:09:44.320 so I would choose you.
00:09:46.300 Interesting.
00:09:48.400 He's at BBC now.
00:09:49.780 Chad, do you know that
00:09:50.460 BBC is actively trying
00:09:52.180 to make a hit piece
00:09:52.760 on me right now?
00:09:53.940 BBC News,
00:09:56.280 and they're watching this
00:09:56.980 right now,
00:09:57.520 they have messaged
00:09:58.580 all my ex-girlfriends,
00:10:00.720 all my old cameramen,
00:10:02.300 all my old editors.
00:10:03.700 BBC has messaged
00:10:04.740 my old friends.
00:10:06.260 Hey, we were doing
00:10:07.200 a piece on
00:10:07.860 for YouTubers,
00:10:09.220 and we were just wondering,
00:10:10.020 we came across Sneeko,
00:10:11.400 you want to get on a call
00:10:12.420 and tell us
00:10:13.220 how many women he beat?
00:10:14.480 Come on, man.
00:10:15.700 They're trying to like
00:10:16.400 dig up and try to find
00:10:17.560 a reason like,
00:10:18.600 oh, did he...
00:10:19.640 And all of them,
00:10:20.720 shout out to everybody
00:10:21.580 who took the interview
00:10:23.120 and just said nice things
00:10:24.180 about me because
00:10:24.780 they want to find dirt.
00:10:26.540 When you get to...
00:10:27.200 How crazy is that?
00:10:28.440 But nobody folded.
00:10:35.960 Any journalist
00:10:36.880 that you speak to
00:10:37.800 is going to
00:10:39.480 ask you the similar questions
00:10:42.320 to the ones I asked you.
00:10:43.400 I have no problem
00:10:43.920 with your questions.
00:10:45.600 Why you?
00:10:46.840 Questions are not a problem.
00:10:49.080 The reason...
00:10:50.040 The reason that I want
00:10:51.340 to do an interview
00:10:52.020 with you,
00:10:52.340 and of course you can do
00:10:52.940 an interview with anyone
00:10:53.700 you want,
00:10:54.640 and, you know,
00:10:55.420 that's entirely your choice.
00:10:56.820 I'm just, you know,
00:10:58.300 one of the many people
00:10:58.920 asking you, I guess,
00:10:59.980 but we have a history
00:11:01.200 and we got cut short
00:11:03.180 last time
00:11:03.880 and there are still
00:11:05.240 unanswered questions
00:11:06.300 that I want to put to you.
00:11:08.380 I can only tell you
00:11:09.120 why I want to interview you,
00:11:10.240 you know.
00:11:11.260 Ultimately,
00:11:11.760 it is your choice.
00:11:13.480 It is my choice,
00:11:14.460 isn't it?
00:11:15.380 I get to choose
00:11:16.120 which reporter in the world,
00:11:17.960 all these reporters
00:11:18.800 who want to say
00:11:19.300 bad things about me,
00:11:20.100 I get to choose
00:11:20.720 which reporter on the planet
00:11:22.080 gets to become relevant
00:11:23.320 via proxy
00:11:24.360 because I am
00:11:25.380 the most relevant person
00:11:26.340 and I get to do
00:11:27.220 the charitable act
00:11:28.280 of allowing somebody
00:11:29.220 to sit next to me
00:11:30.040 and ask me questions.
00:11:31.500 It's kind of interesting.
00:11:32.720 I need to think
00:11:33.200 heavily about it.
00:11:34.280 I can't just give out
00:11:35.180 such a fantastic opportunity
00:11:36.420 to disingenuous nobodies.
00:11:39.080 It's something
00:11:39.360 I need to think about.
00:11:40.420 Do you work for the BBC now
00:11:41.940 or do you work for yourself?
00:11:43.540 Look at the chat.
00:11:44.720 Ryan Dawson says,
00:11:45.700 BBC hit me up
00:11:46.860 asking what you did in Japan.
00:11:49.000 I told him you prayed
00:11:49.920 every day to Allah.
00:11:51.140 My wife's saying
00:11:52.000 go fuck yourself.
00:11:53.620 BBC hit up Ryan Dawson?
00:11:56.340 Why didn't you tell me
00:11:57.800 this sooner, man?
00:11:59.880 Bro.
00:12:03.300 BBC,
00:12:08.260 is there me
00:12:09.880 watching my vacations?
00:12:15.220 I'm traveling
00:12:16.180 and they're trying
00:12:16.780 to see what I'm like.
00:12:17.920 What the fuck are they?
00:12:19.180 Yo, everyone,
00:12:20.160 W. Ryan Dawson in the chat.
00:12:21.640 Please.
00:12:22.340 If you want to learn
00:12:23.020 more about the Matrix,
00:12:23.800 you watch our podcast
00:12:24.580 that we did together.
00:12:25.460 That's what I was
00:12:26.020 in Japan doing.
00:12:27.380 Podcast with Ryan Dawson
00:12:28.600 and BBC.
00:12:29.060 What was he really doing?
00:12:30.300 Was he fucking
00:12:30.840 underage girls?
00:12:31.960 You know,
00:12:32.300 that's what they want.
00:12:33.120 That's the story
00:12:33.860 that they're trying to hear.
00:12:34.660 They're fucking snakes.
00:12:51.780 Everybody in the media,
00:12:52.780 and this is why
00:12:53.180 they completely lost credibility
00:12:54.840 in Twitter's the new media.
00:12:56.280 Did you see,
00:12:57.060 like,
00:12:57.300 they just,
00:12:57.840 they have to say
00:12:58.580 something negative
00:12:59.300 because if they don't
00:13:00.740 say something negative,
00:13:01.580 they don't bring up controversy.
00:13:02.740 If they don't try to,
00:13:03.740 like,
00:13:03.840 paint you in a bad light
00:13:04.680 in some way,
00:13:05.420 then they think
00:13:06.120 it's not real journalism.
00:13:07.500 They think journalism
00:13:08.520 is showing the real story
00:13:10.920 when all it really is
00:13:11.660 is smearing your name.
00:13:13.020 Did you see Kai Sinat
00:13:13.860 just won an award
00:13:14.580 with Rolling Stone?
00:13:15.720 Kai Sinat is the 20th
00:13:17.240 most influential person
00:13:18.460 in the world,
00:13:19.320 and in the paragraph
00:13:20.060 where they talk about it,
00:13:20.800 and they're like,
00:13:21.240 nobody really knows
00:13:22.180 why he's famous.
00:13:23.100 Also,
00:13:23.620 one time,
00:13:24.420 a girl jerked his dick off,
00:13:26.120 and,
00:13:26.700 like,
00:13:26.900 why are you saying this
00:13:28.180 in a paragraph
00:13:29.000 talking about
00:13:29.580 how influential he is?
00:13:30.460 It's because news
00:13:32.140 has to say
00:13:33.380 something negative.
00:13:35.120 They can't,
00:13:35.660 they're not positive.
00:13:37.580 Something must be
00:13:38.580 wrong with you.
00:13:39.900 You need to be
00:13:40.720 a bad person.
00:13:41.960 Journalism is just
00:13:42.880 ruining your character.
00:13:44.280 It's taking good people down.
00:13:46.020 They've lost
00:13:46.620 all credibility.
00:13:47.500 Is there anybody,
00:13:48.100 type of one,
00:13:48.720 if anybody in here
00:13:49.420 actually still believes
00:13:50.360 in the news?
00:13:51.360 Is there anyone?
00:13:53.840 Elon has completely
00:13:54.700 destroyed it.
00:13:55.400 Twitter's better
00:13:56.280 than the news.
00:13:57.060 Tucker Carlson
00:13:57.640 is bigger than Fox News.
00:13:58.820 It's over.
00:14:00.460 He said that
00:14:05.600 one of the things
00:14:06.920 you might want
00:14:07.780 is the chance
00:14:08.720 to film it
00:14:09.960 and record it yourself.
00:14:12.020 Oh,
00:14:12.280 you mean,
00:14:12.580 so you can't edit
00:14:13.380 in stutters
00:14:14.060 like you did with Vice
00:14:14.980 to pretend that I was
00:14:15.820 stuttering when I was
00:14:16.600 answering questions.
00:14:17.420 Is that why,
00:14:17.880 is that why?
00:14:19.680 I don't know
00:14:20.620 what you're referring to.
00:14:21.560 Yes,
00:14:21.920 you do,
00:14:22.460 Matt.
00:14:23.100 The algorithm
00:14:23.600 to make you become
00:14:24.680 more famous
00:14:25.140 and more viral.
00:14:25.940 I'm not an expert
00:14:26.800 on algorithms
00:14:27.580 for social media platforms.
00:14:29.040 I do not have
00:14:29.700 most of them installed
00:14:30.380 on my phone.
00:14:31.240 I cannot control
00:14:32.100 what a 15-year-old
00:14:33.380 Singaporean
00:14:34.100 decides to do
00:14:35.140 when he chops me up
00:14:36.040 and calls me names.
00:14:36.940 I can't control that
00:14:38.320 and I wouldn't try to.
00:14:39.900 When you search
00:14:40.600 for your name
00:14:41.000 and I wouldn't try to.
00:14:42.620 When you search
00:14:43.480 for your name
00:14:44.260 in Google,
00:14:44.700 what are the associated terms?
00:14:46.160 Why then
00:14:47.200 have the Romanian police
00:14:48.280 said the investigation
00:14:49.380 is ongoing?
00:14:50.440 I'm not sure
00:14:51.200 where you got
00:14:51.580 that information from.
00:14:52.460 I'm not sure
00:14:52.880 who said it.
00:14:53.780 Is there some kind
00:14:54.880 of procedure
00:14:55.460 that must be completed?
00:14:56.840 I don't know.
00:14:57.600 There has been
00:14:58.480 a lot of bad pressure
00:14:59.480 that must be completed.
00:15:00.800 I don't know.
00:15:01.600 There has been
00:15:02.460 a lot of bad pressure.
00:15:07.260 I can't control that
00:15:08.760 and I wouldn't try to.
00:15:10.340 When you search
00:15:11.040 for your
00:15:11.440 that must be completed,
00:15:12.840 I don't know.
00:15:13.560 There has been
00:15:14.500 a lot of bad pressure.
00:15:15.460 It's just like
00:15:19.280 when CNN played
00:15:20.120 that clip
00:15:20.500 of Joe Rogan
00:15:21.120 taking ivermectin
00:15:22.620 instead of
00:15:23.080 taking the vaccine.
00:15:24.040 They color corrected
00:15:25.180 his face
00:15:25.760 to make him look pale.
00:15:27.320 You know,
00:15:27.640 to make him look
00:15:28.140 like evil white man bad.
00:15:29.900 Like he had no blood
00:15:31.060 in his face.
00:15:32.020 They took a picture
00:15:32.660 of his Instagram
00:15:33.220 and he's just like
00:15:34.200 his rosy cheeks.
00:15:35.620 He looks lively.
00:15:45.460 Let's be honest
00:15:48.080 with each other.
00:15:48.600 We have a history.
00:15:49.660 We're friends now.
00:15:51.180 Don't lie.
00:15:52.580 Stutters were edited
00:15:53.380 in to try and make
00:15:54.260 it look like you've
00:15:54.880 stumped me
00:15:55.360 with your asinine questions,
00:15:57.120 which of course
00:15:57.640 is absolutely impossible.
00:16:00.620 I honestly know,
00:16:01.600 what you might be
00:16:03.100 referring to
00:16:04.020 is sometimes we cut
00:16:05.140 to B-roll
00:16:05.800 of someone's face
00:16:06.780 when we're
00:16:08.200 editing an interview
00:16:09.200 because, you know,
00:16:09.860 we spoke for
00:16:10.600 almost an hour
00:16:11.260 but it gets cut down
00:16:12.580 to only a few minutes
00:16:13.460 so there are
00:16:14.440 going to be some edits
00:16:15.180 and we already need
00:16:15.760 to cut down.
00:16:15.920 How does, bro,
00:16:16.540 this poor guy Matt
00:16:17.640 is just,
00:16:18.200 how do you not see
00:16:19.060 that you're getting
00:16:19.500 bitched around right now?
00:16:20.980 To your face
00:16:21.400 at some point.
00:16:23.120 You dishonestly edited.
00:16:24.660 Okay, we agree.
00:16:26.480 Well, we edit.
00:16:27.660 I would say
00:16:28.280 we don't dishonestly edit
00:16:29.140 but the idea
00:16:29.900 that we would just release
00:16:30.740 an hour long
00:16:32.220 unedited interview
00:16:32.980 doesn't really make sense, right?
00:16:34.020 Because the whole documentary
00:16:35.000 is only 45 minutes.
00:16:36.960 So, anyway,
00:16:38.520 but the point is
00:16:39.340 I can't stop
00:16:40.480 filming
00:16:41.520 in your own home
00:16:43.560 you know,
00:16:44.400 releasing
00:16:44.880 whatever you want to release
00:16:45.760 editing it
00:16:46.260 however you want to edit it
00:16:47.080 you know,
00:16:47.340 I can't stop you doing that
00:16:48.460 so if that's
00:16:49.420 what you want to do
00:16:50.100 then you obviously
00:16:51.720 can do it
00:16:52.460 and then, you know,
00:16:53.760 when people say
00:16:54.600 oh, Matt,
00:16:56.280 you've unfairly edited this
00:16:57.460 or whatever
00:16:57.900 you can say
00:16:58.560 well, here's the
00:16:59.280 full unedited version.
00:17:00.420 You're right.
00:17:01.240 You're right.
00:17:01.700 I can film our interview
00:17:02.660 to protect myself
00:17:03.560 from your dishonest journalism.
00:17:05.100 I appreciate that.
00:17:06.100 Thank you.
00:17:07.920 I'm going to think about it, Matt
00:17:09.260 because I'm the one
00:17:11.080 who matters here.
00:17:12.200 I can sit down
00:17:12.880 with fucking Peter
00:17:13.740 with Big Bird
00:17:15.860 Oscar the Grouch
00:17:17.240 I can sit down
00:17:17.800 with anybody
00:17:18.240 who will be the most
00:17:18.760 viewed podcast
00:17:19.740 or interview in the world.
00:17:20.940 So, I'm going to think about it.
00:17:22.760 That's true.
00:17:23.420 Would you bring me
00:17:24.500 a box of chocolates?
00:17:25.320 I can bring you
00:17:29.580 a box of chocolates.
00:17:30.120 What the fuck?
00:17:31.400 If you promise
00:17:31.920 if you promise
00:17:31.960 if you promise
00:17:35.980 to bring me
00:17:36.280 a box of chocolates
00:17:37.080 that will increase
00:17:37.960 your chances
00:17:38.520 and I'll give you
00:17:39.100 an answer within 24 hours
00:17:40.180 but you have to promise me, Matt.
00:17:41.420 Don't lie to me.
00:17:43.700 He's getting pimped.
00:17:46.200 Pimped.
00:17:47.980 I'll check with my superiors
00:17:49.600 whether I can send you
00:17:50.500 a box of chocolates.
00:17:51.460 Well, then you check
00:17:52.200 with your boss.
00:17:53.220 You go into your boss's room
00:17:54.640 and ask if you're allowed
00:17:55.540 to spend
00:17:56.040 a large portion
00:17:57.860 of your salary
00:17:58.500 on a five pound
00:17:59.200 box of chocolates
00:17:59.940 and you let me know.
00:18:01.500 And if you can
00:18:02.320 then I will strongly
00:18:03.720 consider allowing you
00:18:05.140 the opportunity
00:18:06.680 to speak with me.
00:18:08.440 Are you asking
00:18:09.220 all the journalists
00:18:09.940 to bring you
00:18:10.960 a box of chocolates?
00:18:12.020 You let me know
00:18:12.620 about the chocolates, Matt.
00:18:13.820 Have a nice day.
00:18:16.880 Right.
00:18:17.840 So.
00:18:18.980 He sounds like
00:18:19.800 do you do that
00:18:21.140 to all the girls
00:18:22.180 you fuck?
00:18:22.840 Do all the girls
00:18:24.940 need chocolate?
00:18:26.300 Now Matt's
00:18:27.080 going to come back
00:18:27.560 and tell me he's
00:18:27.920 going to buy me
00:18:28.220 a box of chocolates.
00:18:29.360 What Matt doesn't know
00:18:30.280 is that because
00:18:31.120 he's a dishonest journalist
00:18:32.340 if he agrees
00:18:33.620 to the chocolates
00:18:34.060 I'll agree to the interview.
00:18:35.780 But I'm not going to show up.
00:18:37.940 What we're going to do
00:18:38.520 is record him
00:18:39.420 standing around
00:18:40.360 waiting for an interview
00:18:41.020 with my box of chocolates.
00:18:44.440 You see
00:18:45.280 isn't the world beautiful?
00:18:48.300 Vice do a hit piece
00:18:49.420 on Tate
00:18:49.980 Tate goes to jail
00:18:51.620 we got him
00:18:52.980 released the hit piece
00:18:54.140 he's in jail
00:18:55.240 he's never getting out
00:18:56.400 God
00:18:57.620 releases me
00:18:58.940 Vice
00:18:59.860 Matt
00:19:00.380 BBC
00:19:01.060 whoever
00:19:01.560 Matrix agent
00:19:02.760 number
00:19:03.440 399
00:19:04.740 begs for another
00:19:06.480 interview
00:19:07.000 and I end up
00:19:08.760 with chocolates.
00:19:10.620 It's kind of like
00:19:11.500 I never lose.
00:19:15.680 Interview?
00:19:16.380 He wants the chocolate now.
00:19:17.880 He wants the chocolate now?
00:19:18.800 Yeah.
00:19:19.480 Okay
00:19:19.720 because I'm a little bit worried
00:19:21.180 that he's just gonna
00:19:22.240 you know
00:19:23.320 brag about us bringing him
00:19:24.920 chocolate on Twitter
00:19:26.060 and not actually
00:19:26.720 do the interview.
00:19:29.900 You have to bring
00:19:30.800 the chocolate first.
00:19:32.080 Okay
00:19:32.360 so
00:19:33.260 is he
00:19:34.820 too afraid
00:19:35.620 to come out
00:19:36.060 and say it himself?
00:19:37.580 No
00:19:37.940 he's just tired.
00:19:39.360 He's having his breakfast now.
00:19:41.480 Okay
00:19:41.720 could you do me a favor?
00:19:42.780 Could you ask him
00:19:43.620 if he's scared
00:19:45.020 of doing an interview
00:19:45.600 with us?
00:19:47.060 Okay
00:19:47.380 sure
00:19:47.620 Thank you
00:19:47.980 Yep
00:19:48.440 You should have said
00:19:50.260 no
00:19:50.640 So he asked you
00:19:51.720 if you are scared
00:19:53.140 to go
00:19:53.880 and talk to him
00:19:54.820 Scared?
00:19:57.460 Yep
00:19:57.680 That's what he said
00:19:58.260 Yep
00:19:58.840 It's a good tactic
00:19:59.600 It's a very good tactic
00:20:00.480 Now he said
00:20:01.960 I'm scared
00:20:02.300 I really have to go
00:20:03.380 I can't just
00:20:03.980 smoke my cigar
00:20:05.040 and ignore him
00:20:05.860 Where's my chocolate?
00:20:08.140 You're definitely
00:20:08.640 to be more upset
00:20:09.840 at getting cold scared
00:20:10.820 than him
00:20:11.300 wasting his entire week
00:20:12.400 He didn't want to
00:20:13.860 give you the chocolate
00:20:14.540 now
00:20:14.860 He wants to
00:20:15.880 get in this
00:20:16.500 little house
00:20:17.280 and then
00:20:17.880 Well
00:20:19.800 you can wait a while
00:20:20.880 Let's give him
00:20:21.340 about 10 minutes
00:20:22.060 Did he end up
00:20:26.480 giving the chocolate
00:20:27.020 or not?
00:20:27.440 Oh
00:20:28.440 Bro
00:20:40.900 Bro
00:20:44.900 then you will not get your interview well it's the thing is you know i'm a i'm a journalist
00:21:08.160 give alex the chocolate just you can't just uh you know you can't just assume that if you're
00:21:13.440 gonna not betray you i mean imagine a world in which just because someone let you into their
00:21:22.700 house they didn't report on the truth about you i mean that would be insane
00:21:25.580 then um it probably would be reach a much wider audience and be viewed and talked about a lot
00:21:36.680 more uh that's just the brass tacks of it is okay so you didn't get the chocolates
00:21:41.740 that's tough man that's brutal
00:22:07.320 all right chat w stream i'll be back tomorrow eight o'clock i'm very hungry gotta get dinner
00:22:21.960 that's it
00:22:27.100 this is your job