SNEAKO - December 06, 2024


WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION.


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Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

119.00106

Word count

1,420

Sentence count

232

Harmful content

Toxicity

10

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Hate speech

1

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Summary

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The CEO of an insurance company was gunned down in the street with a message written on his chest. Bitcoin hits an all-time high, and a man is attacked on a train. I play a Christmas song for a stranger.

Transcript

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00:00:00.980 Good morning. Bitcoin just hit its all-time high of $100,000. And last night, the CEO
00:00:08.740 of an insurance company was gunned down in the street. He was hit with three bullets
00:00:12.600 in the chest, each one with a message written on it. Every day, there's more proof that
00:00:19.420 we're living in a simulation. Every day, this looks more and more like a simulation.
00:00:30.000 I just got attacked on the train. You got attacked? Just now. So I got off the train. I was playing for people and a guy kicks it and he says I'm going to throw these through the window. So I didn't know. That's why. I'm sorry to hear that. No, no. But it just happened. Are you okay? Yeah. I feel bad about myself.
00:00:59.840 Because I didn't, you know, he was bigger than me. But I didn't hit him. Yeah. So I felt not a full man. Yeah. You understand? I understand. But at least you're safe.
00:01:10.540 But then the people started giving me money just to calm me down. I just stood there. He threatened me. I said, why do you do that? Why do you do that? Then he starts going into this crack and stuff. You know? No, but...
00:01:26.540 Okay. I'm going to play for you. Oh, but you're okay though? You're... Yeah, yeah. Not... I'm just nervous. That's... Okay.
00:01:34.580 No, physically, no. Nothing. Yeah. He just... What he did is, if you kicked, he kicked this and it went off.
00:01:40.300 Ah, nothing. But then he threatened me. Yep. Yesterday. But he didn't do anything. He just kicked you. He just kicked this.
00:01:46.680 That guy's a coward. Is he? Yeah. He had no balls. 1.00
00:01:52.580 All right. What would you like me to play for you? 0.99
00:01:54.640 Your favorite song.
00:01:55.680 Are you going on the train?
00:02:00.580 I'll get the next one.
00:02:01.700 No, go on the train with you.
00:02:03.780 I need to go downtown to Columbus Circle. You want to go to Columbus Circle with me?
00:02:08.140 Okay.
00:02:08.920 I think we need to go to the other side.
00:02:15.280 Yeah, and we need to go up and around.
00:02:31.100 Yeah, on this side.
00:02:33.720 I'm talking to myself.
00:02:35.260 No, no, don't worry.
00:02:36.140 I'm still there.
00:02:37.720 Because I figured, what did I do wrong?
00:02:39.320 Nothing. You didn't do anything wrong.
00:02:40.540 Just some cowards. 0.86
00:02:42.460 No, but I believe that a person has the power to change another person's voice. 0.98
00:02:50.640 They do.
00:02:51.860 They do.
00:02:54.820 God will punish him.
00:02:55.980 No.
00:02:56.980 No.
00:03:06.140 What's your name?
00:03:15.500 It's Nico.
00:03:16.360 Nico.
00:03:17.140 Nice to meet you.
00:03:17.860 Nice to meet you.
00:03:17.940 Do you want something fast or slow?
00:03:26.640 Fast.
00:03:28.840 Do you want a Christmas song or something else?
00:03:32.060 Something else.
00:03:32.660 Is this for, like, for your family?
00:03:36.400 Yeah, for making a family video.
00:03:38.080 Where's your family from?
00:03:39.380 From New Haven, Connecticut.
00:03:41.380 But I was born here.
00:03:43.300 Okay.
00:03:43.980 All of a sudden, I can't think.
00:03:45.080 So I'm just going to play a song I wrote.
00:03:46.820 Okay.
00:03:47.020 You ready?
00:03:48.160 Perfect, yeah.
00:03:48.740 Okay.
00:04:02.020 All right, what?
00:04:04.800 All right.
00:04:09.980 Thank you.
00:04:39.980 Do you want to come on the train?
00:04:46.980 I think I might be, no, no, no, no.
00:04:50.980 No, you're good, you're good.
00:05:00.980 Do you want to come on the train?
00:05:07.980 Do you want to come on the train?
00:05:14.980 Do you want to come on the train?
00:05:24.980 You got a ski mask.
00:05:48.020 Somebody's got little horns on it.
00:05:51.240 They got what on it?
00:05:51.860 Got little horns on it.
00:05:53.180 Ah, nah, I can't do that devil.
00:05:54.640 No, no, no devil for me.
00:05:56.860 No devil? 1.00
00:05:58.360 Shit, let's see what else we got. 1.00
00:05:59.720 Something like this in black, maybe? 0.99
00:06:01.180 Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.
00:06:02.980 How many people tried this on today?
00:06:04.660 Not that many, let me be honest.
00:06:07.000 So people did try this on?
00:06:08.320 Probably not.
00:06:09.280 Oh, man.
00:06:09.940 You got one that people didn't try?
00:06:10.960 Yeah, I got two other friends.
00:06:12.160 Not that many is crazy.
00:06:14.600 At least you're honest.
00:06:15.540 I gotta be honest.
00:06:16.320 I might have lied.
00:06:18.820 Here you go, brand new.
00:06:20.300 Brand new.
00:06:22.040 I like it.
00:06:22.680 How much?
00:06:23.320 This one right here, 90.
00:06:24.060 Okay.
00:06:25.000 Are you the type of store that you could bargain with?
00:06:27.200 Nah.
00:06:28.100 It's all handmade.
00:06:29.120 That means yes, but I messed up too soon.
00:06:31.480 All right, I'll take it for 90.
00:06:32.460 I bet.
00:06:32.960 It's how much?
00:06:33.540 80.
00:06:34.080 It's 80?
00:06:34.680 Yeah, mama's sake.
00:06:35.720 It worked.
00:06:36.740 I bet.
00:06:37.280 Here you go.
00:06:37.760 Happy holiday.
00:06:38.700 Merry Christmas.
00:06:39.400 Merry Christmas.
00:06:40.120 All right.
00:06:40.540 Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:42.120 Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:43.160 I'm George.
00:06:43.780 Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:44.740 Happy Hanukkah, bro.
00:06:45.500 We got a small coffee light suite.
00:06:50.360 Big one.
00:06:51.260 That's small.
00:06:52.580 There's the Central Park Christmas tree lighting.
00:06:54.960 I missed the Rockefeller tree lighting last night because I was editing, so it's the backup
00:06:58.560 option.
00:06:59.020 Silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas
00:07:05.460 time in the city.
00:07:09.440 That was great.
00:07:10.460 Thank you so much.
00:07:11.160 Great job.
00:07:11.560 We most definitely live in a simulation.
00:07:26.660 The CEO of this website, Elon Musk, claims that this world is nothing more than green
00:07:31.140 code in the matrix.
00:07:32.380 Nothing but ones and twos.
00:07:33.660 But actual physicists like Frank Wilczek argue that there's too many signs of intelligent
00:07:38.500 design for this all to be a random generation.
00:07:40.880 Physics cannot explain why there are so many signs of intense complexity, almost insinuating
00:07:46.320 that there must be an intelligent designer.
00:07:48.980 I think the simulation theory is just a way for high IQ people to understand existence without
00:07:54.020 putting faith into a creator.
00:07:55.780 Grand Theft Auto is the perfect example of a simulation close to this reality.
00:08:00.000 There was even a mission in GTA 5 where a civilian assassinated the CEO of an insurance
00:08:04.840 company and that just happened five blocks away.
00:08:07.520 Somebody committed a premeditated murder on one of the biggest CEOs in the world because
00:08:11.880 he was in charge of an insurance company and claimed that he wasn't doing his job morally.
00:08:15.960 He made sure the casings on each bullet had a message and then got away on a city bike
00:08:20.300 through Central Park.
00:08:21.860 Even Rockstar couldn't come up with that.
00:08:23.500 Maybe the difference is the intelligent designers of Grand Theft Auto are Rockstar.
00:08:27.080 They're made by people that we know and understand.
00:08:29.620 We absolutely live in a simulation.
00:08:31.260 We are all NPCs designed to be in this video game.
00:08:34.540 What many people can't comprehend is you can level up as you please.
00:08:37.800 You can do as you will.
00:08:39.060 If you want to level up to a millionaire by putting some paper money into Bitcoin, you
00:08:43.080 can.
00:08:43.620 The only difference in this simulation is when you die in GTA, you respawn on the hospital.
00:08:48.600 Rockstar doesn't take your decisions into account.
00:08:50.860 In this life, everything is accounted for.
00:08:53.120 Rockstar doesn't take your decisions into account.
00:09:23.100 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:09:28.620 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:09:28.980 You know, my favorite one was the one that you wrote.
00:09:57.960 Really?
00:09:58.960 Yeah.
00:09:59.960 I like that one the most.
00:10:00.960 I couldn't think of anything.
00:10:01.960 But when I normally do it, it's just there to come, but I got nervous, you know?
00:10:04.960 No good.
00:10:05.960 Got to think about what happened.
00:10:08.960 Yeah, God forbid.
00:10:10.960 No, but I got to think.
00:10:11.960 Got to get this bear spray.
00:10:13.960 I don't know.
00:10:14.960 I'm like...
00:10:16.960 You feeling better about it?
00:10:19.960 Not really.
00:10:22.960 Of course, this is heavy.
00:10:24.960 It looks heavy.
00:10:26.960 It is.
00:10:27.960 It's okay.
00:10:28.960 I'm stressed when I'm wearing it.
00:10:31.960 Yeah.
00:10:32.960 Put it down for a second.
00:10:35.960 Yeah.
00:10:36.960 Yeah.
00:10:37.960 But that's...
00:10:39.960 I'm glad you didn't punch me in the mouth.
00:10:46.960 Really.
00:10:47.960 I just had...
00:10:48.960 I just had...
00:10:49.960 You see the surgery?
00:10:50.960 Yeah, on your jaw.
00:10:51.960 No.
00:10:52.960 On your teeth.
00:10:53.960 Yeah.
00:10:54.960 My brother just paid for it.
00:10:55.960 You know how much it cost?
00:10:56.960 Ten thousand.
00:10:57.960 Three.
00:10:58.960 Fifty.
00:10:59.960 Fifty thousand?
00:11:00.960 Oh, my God.
00:11:01.960 These are implants.
00:11:02.960 Nice teeth.
00:11:03.960 Not really teeth.
00:11:04.960 You know that.
00:11:05.960 I've got the same ones.
00:11:06.960 I've got fake teeth too.
00:11:07.960 Really?
00:11:08.960 Yeah.
00:11:09.960 These front teeth. 0.91
00:11:10.960 I've got punched in the face. 0.98
00:11:11.960 That's what I'm saying. 0.92
00:11:12.960 Yeah.
00:11:13.960 No, because I went to the dentist yesterday.
00:11:15.960 In other words, I have...
00:11:16.960 It's four months...
00:11:17.960 I have to wait four months for it to heal.
00:11:20.960 It's hard to eat food.
00:11:21.960 You have to eat soup.
00:11:23.960 Now I'm past that.
00:11:24.960 Yeah.
00:11:25.960 At the beginning...
00:11:30.960 I'm still on...
00:11:31.960 I'm not allowed to eat an apple or rice either.
00:11:34.960 You know what I'm saying?
00:11:35.960 Soft food.
00:11:36.960 I'm going to change cars if you want to come. 0.73
00:11:38.960 Just...
00:11:39.960 Or maybe.
00:11:40.960 Oh, sounds weird.
00:11:41.960 I gotta go.
00:11:48.960 Hey, have a nice day.
00:11:49.960 Thank you.
00:11:50.960 Great meeting you.
00:11:51.960 Oh, nice to meet you.
00:11:52.960 Nice to meet you.
00:11:53.960 Thanks, man.
00:11:54.960 Appreciate that.