SNEAKO - December 06, 2024


WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION.

Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Frank Wilczek Elon Musk Rockstar George. Bitcoin
STREAMING IS EASIER THAN A 9-5 I was assaulted by a black woman in the train station

Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

119.0

Word count

1,420

Sentence count

273

Harmful content

Toxicity

10

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

sentences flagged


Summary

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The CEO of an insurance company was gunned down in the street with a message written on his chest. Bitcoin hits an all-time high, and a man is attacked on a train. I play a Christmas song for a stranger.

Transcript

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00:00:00 Good morning. Bitcoin just hit its all-time high of $100,000. And last night, the CEO
00:00:08 of an insurance company was gunned down in the street. He was hit with three bullets
00:00:12 in the chest, each one with a message written on it. Every day, there's more proof that
00:00:19 we're living in a simulation. Every day, this looks more and more like a simulation.
00:00:30 I just got attacked on the train. You got attacked? Just now. So I got off the train. I was playing for people and a guy kicks it and he says I'm going to throw these through the window. So I didn't know. That's why. I'm sorry to hear that. No, no. But it just happened. Are you okay? Yeah. I feel bad about myself.
00:00:59 Because I didn't, you know, he was bigger than me. But I didn't hit him. Yeah. So I felt not a full man. Yeah. You understand? I understand. But at least you're safe.
00:01:10 But then the people started giving me money just to calm me down. I just stood there. He threatened me. I said, why do you do that? Why do you do that? Then he starts going into this crack and stuff. You know? No, but...
00:01:26 Okay. I'm going to play for you. Oh, but you're okay though? You're... Yeah, yeah. Not... I'm just nervous. That's... Okay.
00:01:34 No, physically, no. Nothing. Yeah. He just... What he did is, if you kicked, he kicked this and it went off.
00:01:40 Ah, nothing. But then he threatened me. Yep. Yesterday. But he didn't do anything. He just kicked you. He just kicked this.
00:01:46 That guy's a coward. Is he? Yeah. He had no balls. 1.00
00:01:52 All right. What would you like me to play for you? 0.99
00:01:54 Your favorite song.
00:01:55 Are you going on the train?
00:02:00 I'll get the next one.
00:02:01 No, go on the train with you.
00:02:03 I need to go downtown to Columbus Circle. You want to go to Columbus Circle with me?
00:02:08 Okay.
00:02:08 I think we need to go to the other side.
00:02:15 Yeah, and we need to go up and around.
00:02:31 Yeah, on this side.
00:02:33 I'm talking to myself.
00:02:35 No, no, don't worry.
00:02:36 I'm still there.
00:02:37 Because I figured, what did I do wrong?
00:02:39 Nothing. You didn't do anything wrong.
00:02:40 Just some cowards. 0.86
00:02:42 No, but I believe that a person has the power to change another person's voice. 0.98
00:02:50 They do.
00:02:51 They do.
00:02:54 God will punish him.
00:02:55 No.
00:02:56 No.
00:03:06 What's your name?
00:03:15 It's Nico.
00:03:16 Nico.
00:03:17 Nice to meet you.
00:03:17 Nice to meet you.
00:03:17 Do you want something fast or slow?
00:03:26 Fast.
00:03:28 Do you want a Christmas song or something else?
00:03:32 Something else.
00:03:32 Is this for, like, for your family?
00:03:36 Yeah, for making a family video.
00:03:38 Where's your family from?
00:03:39 From New Haven, Connecticut.
00:03:41 But I was born here.
00:03:43 Okay.
00:03:43 All of a sudden, I can't think.
00:03:45 So I'm just going to play a song I wrote.
00:03:46 Okay.
00:03:47 You ready?
00:03:48 Perfect, yeah.
00:03:48 Okay.
00:04:02 All right, what?
00:04:04 All right.
00:04:09 Thank you.
00:04:39 Do you want to come on the train?
00:04:46 I think I might be, no, no, no, no.
00:04:50 No, you're good, you're good.
00:05:00 Do you want to come on the train?
00:05:07 Do you want to come on the train?
00:05:14 Do you want to come on the train?
00:05:24 You got a ski mask.
00:05:48 Somebody's got little horns on it.
00:05:51 They got what on it?
00:05:51 Got little horns on it.
00:05:53 Ah, nah, I can't do that devil.
00:05:54 No, no, no devil for me.
00:05:56 No devil? 1.00
00:05:58 Shit, let's see what else we got. 1.00
00:05:59 Something like this in black, maybe? 0.99
00:06:01 Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.
00:06:02 How many people tried this on today?
00:06:04 Not that many, let me be honest.
00:06:07 So people did try this on?
00:06:08 Probably not.
00:06:09 Oh, man.
00:06:09 You got one that people didn't try?
00:06:10 Yeah, I got two other friends.
00:06:12 Not that many is crazy.
00:06:14 At least you're honest.
00:06:15 I gotta be honest.
00:06:16 I might have lied.
00:06:18 Here you go, brand new.
00:06:20 Brand new.
00:06:22 I like it.
00:06:22 How much?
00:06:23 This one right here, 90.
00:06:24 Okay.
00:06:25 Are you the type of store that you could bargain with?
00:06:27 Nah.
00:06:28 It's all handmade.
00:06:29 That means yes, but I messed up too soon.
00:06:31 All right, I'll take it for 90.
00:06:32 I bet.
00:06:32 It's how much?
00:06:33 80.
00:06:34 It's 80?
00:06:34 Yeah, mama's sake.
00:06:35 It worked.
00:06:36 I bet.
00:06:37 Here you go.
00:06:37 Happy holiday.
00:06:38 Merry Christmas.
00:06:39 Merry Christmas.
00:06:40 All right.
00:06:40 Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:42 Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:43 I'm George.
00:06:43 Happy Hanukkah.
00:06:44 Happy Hanukkah, bro.
00:06:45 We got a small coffee light suite.
00:06:50 Big one.
00:06:51 That's small.
00:06:52 There's the Central Park Christmas tree lighting.
00:06:54 I missed the Rockefeller tree lighting last night because I was editing, so it's the backup
00:06:58 option.
00:06:59 Silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas
00:07:05 time in the city.
00:07:09 That was great.
00:07:10 Thank you so much.
00:07:11 Great job.
00:07:11 We most definitely live in a simulation.
00:07:26 The CEO of this website, Elon Musk, claims that this world is nothing more than green
00:07:31 code in the matrix.
00:07:32 Nothing but ones and twos.
00:07:33 But actual physicists like Frank Wilczek argue that there's too many signs of intelligent
00:07:38 design for this all to be a random generation.
00:07:40 Physics cannot explain why there are so many signs of intense complexity, almost insinuating
00:07:46 that there must be an intelligent designer.
00:07:48 I think the simulation theory is just a way for high IQ people to understand existence without
00:07:54 putting faith into a creator.
00:07:55 Grand Theft Auto is the perfect example of a simulation close to this reality.
00:08:00 There was even a mission in GTA 5 where a civilian assassinated the CEO of an insurance
00:08:04 company and that just happened five blocks away.
00:08:07 Somebody committed a premeditated murder on one of the biggest CEOs in the world because
00:08:11 he was in charge of an insurance company and claimed that he wasn't doing his job morally.
00:08:15 He made sure the casings on each bullet had a message and then got away on a city bike
00:08:20 through Central Park.
00:08:21 Even Rockstar couldn't come up with that.
00:08:23 Maybe the difference is the intelligent designers of Grand Theft Auto are Rockstar.
00:08:27 They're made by people that we know and understand.
00:08:29 We absolutely live in a simulation.
00:08:31 We are all NPCs designed to be in this video game.
00:08:34 What many people can't comprehend is you can level up as you please.
00:08:37 You can do as you will.
00:08:39 If you want to level up to a millionaire by putting some paper money into Bitcoin, you
00:08:43 can.
00:08:43 The only difference in this simulation is when you die in GTA, you respawn on the hospital.
00:08:48 Rockstar doesn't take your decisions into account.
00:08:50 In this life, everything is accounted for.
00:08:53 Rockstar doesn't take your decisions into account.
00:09:23 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:09:28 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
00:09:28 You know, my favorite one was the one that you wrote.
00:09:57 Really?
00:09:58 Yeah.
00:09:59 I like that one the most.
00:10:00 I couldn't think of anything.
00:10:01 But when I normally do it, it's just there to come, but I got nervous, you know?
00:10:04 No good.
00:10:05 Got to think about what happened.
00:10:08 Yeah, God forbid.
00:10:10 No, but I got to think.
00:10:11 Got to get this bear spray.
00:10:13 I don't know.
00:10:14 I'm like...
00:10:16 You feeling better about it?
00:10:19 Not really.
00:10:22 Of course, this is heavy.
00:10:24 It looks heavy.
00:10:26 It is.
00:10:27 It's okay.
00:10:28 I'm stressed when I'm wearing it.
00:10:31 Yeah.
00:10:32 Put it down for a second.
00:10:35 Yeah.
00:10:36 Yeah.
00:10:37 But that's...
00:10:39 I'm glad you didn't punch me in the mouth.
00:10:46 Really.
00:10:47 I just had...
00:10:48 I just had...
00:10:49 You see the surgery?
00:10:50 Yeah, on your jaw.
00:10:51 No.
00:10:52 On your teeth.
00:10:53 Yeah.
00:10:54 My brother just paid for it.
00:10:55 You know how much it cost?
00:10:56 Ten thousand.
00:10:57 Three.
00:10:58 Fifty.
00:10:59 Fifty thousand?
00:11:00 Oh, my God.
00:11:01 These are implants.
00:11:02 Nice teeth.
00:11:03 Not really teeth.
00:11:04 You know that.
00:11:05 I've got the same ones.
00:11:06 I've got fake teeth too.
00:11:07 Really?
00:11:08 Yeah.
00:11:09 These front teeth. 0.91
00:11:10 I've got punched in the face. 0.98
00:11:11 That's what I'm saying. 0.92
00:11:12 Yeah.
00:11:13 No, because I went to the dentist yesterday.
00:11:15 In other words, I have...
00:11:16 It's four months...
00:11:17 I have to wait four months for it to heal.
00:11:20 It's hard to eat food.
00:11:21 You have to eat soup.
00:11:23 Now I'm past that.
00:11:24 Yeah.
00:11:25 At the beginning...
00:11:30 I'm still on...
00:11:31 I'm not allowed to eat an apple or rice either.
00:11:34 You know what I'm saying?
00:11:35 Soft food.
00:11:36 I'm going to change cars if you want to come. 0.73
00:11:38 Just...
00:11:39 Or maybe.
00:11:40 Oh, sounds weird.
00:11:41 I gotta go.
00:11:48 Hey, have a nice day.
00:11:49 Thank you.
00:11:50 Great meeting you.
00:11:51 Oh, nice to meet you.
00:11:52 Nice to meet you.
00:11:53 Thanks, man.
00:11:54 Appreciate that.