SNEAKO - March 31, 2025


We Robbed these Scammers in Turkey!

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Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
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Sonny Johnny Walker Yarınlar Dude Turk Newport Chazakala Chuck E. Cheese Juma Warner Zoop Nobody Ali Dawah Meshepler Escape Akiway Sally Adam Tony
SNEAKO EID STREAM IN BOSNIA! ISLAM IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE.

Episode Stats


Length

17 minutes

Words per minute

168.13

Word count

2,922

Sentence count

58

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

sentences flagged

Toxicity

44

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Hate speech

35

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Summary

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Jummah Kutbahaykum: Ali Dawah Leaves Islam? Is it possible for a Muslim to leave Islam ? What are the chances of this happening? How long has he been a Muslim? What does it mean to be a Muslim ? What is it really like being a Muslim in the modern world?

Transcript

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00:00:00 All right, I didn't want to talk about this, but you notice how we're in a different cab right now
00:00:03 It's in the Asian side 1.00
00:00:04 I know, we're in Europe, so we have to
00:00:05 We don't have time
00:00:06 That's because we had to
00:00:07 Escape is the best word from the last cab driver
00:00:09 They brought us to that scam restaurant 0.97
00:00:11 Look at you got a big mouth
00:00:12 Tried to charge us $1,000 for the fish
00:00:17 It was a tourist trap
00:00:18 So when he was going to leave
00:00:19 We figured something out with the payment
00:00:21 And we figured something out with the cab
00:00:23 We got the biggest
00:00:24 We got the biggest
00:00:24 Come on, let's stop there, man
00:00:26 They thought they were going to get a lick on us 1.00
00:00:29 But hey, we got it back, baby
00:00:30 We got it back
00:00:31 We got to get back
00:00:32 Friday, we're going to Juma
00:00:39 Warner's got his nice white dope on
00:00:41 Yes sir, man
00:00:42 Looking heavenly, bro
00:00:43 I feel like this is what you're going to wear in Jonna
00:00:45 Yes sir, bro 0.99
00:00:46 Mama have my whores with me, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:00:49 Huh? 1.00
00:00:50 My women, the women in paradise
00:00:52 You know what I'm saying?
00:00:52 Is that the word? 0.99
00:00:53 Yeah, they call them whores 1.00
00:00:54 Oh, what the hell? 1.00
00:00:56 Stop for a long 0.99
00:00:57 I thought it was like pious women 1.00
00:00:59 You're mixing it with the English 0.90
00:01:02 Yeah, that word is pretty close
00:01:04 I'm not going to lie 0.97
00:01:05 What the hell?
00:01:06 Hey, but do you know how beautiful the women in paradise are? 1.00
00:01:08 Dude, the women in paradise are so beautiful 1.00
00:01:10 That if you see her once
00:01:11 You can stare at her beauty for over 70 years
00:01:13 And if you look away
00:01:14 And you look back
00:01:15 She's even more beautiful than the first time she's seen her
00:01:18 Right?
00:01:18 Like over here in this world
00:01:19 Anytime you see a girl 0.99
00:01:20 If you look at her hard enough
00:01:22 You're going to notice some deficiencies in her 0.55
00:01:23 Like, hey, her nose is a little crooked
00:01:24 Her teeth are a little this
00:01:25 Right?
00:01:26 But the women in paradise, bro 1.00
00:01:27 Every time you look away and look back
00:01:28 Well, they're even more beautiful than you first saw them, bro
00:01:31 That's what's waiting for you in paradise, baby 1.00
00:01:32 Man, I can't wait for my whores 1.00
00:01:34 I want to get the best whores 1.00
00:01:36 I'm going to get more whores than you, bro 1.00
00:01:38 No, no, no 1.00
00:01:38 72 1.00
00:01:39 72 whores 1.00
00:01:40 So I was feeling the MC Hammer pants 0.99
00:01:41 Nice start shirt
00:01:42 Can't touch this
00:01:43 All right, well, do my prayer
00:01:45 Is supposed to be at 1230
00:01:46 But the main entrance is already blocked off
00:01:48 Hey, man
00:01:48 We thought we were early
00:01:50 But I guess we late, man
00:01:50 An hour and a half is still too late
00:01:52 That's how packed it is here today
00:01:53 And the last night of Quran revealing us tonight, too 0.98
00:01:56 So the title of this video is
00:02:18 Ali Dawah Leaves Islam? 0.90
00:02:20 Question mark, exclamation mark
00:02:22 Do it in a way, it's clickbait, but it's not nice
00:02:23 So I did my PhD in this
00:02:25 If anyone wants to sign up to my coach
00:02:26 PhD in halal bait 0.65
00:02:27 It's 2,000 pounds
00:02:28 Under 2,000 pounds
00:02:29 This count called Sneak Out
00:02:30 I'm here
00:02:31 Yeah, alhamdulillah 0.71
00:02:33 Do you want me to cry for the thumbnail?
00:02:35 I might need you to
00:02:36 Okay
00:02:36 How good are you picking?
00:02:37 You got onions?
00:02:38 I just think about it
00:02:40 If I lose the fight against Fresh, though
00:02:41 I'll probably have some tea
00:02:42 That's never happening
00:02:43 I know, I know
00:02:44 I can't even imagine it
00:02:45 That's happening
00:02:46 You need to freshen them up
00:02:47 Right, right, right
00:02:48 Oh
00:02:48 Okay, okay, okay
00:02:50 Come on, come on 0.59
00:02:51 So man made 1 plus 1
00:02:53 So
00:02:53 Yeah
00:02:54 It's 20
00:02:55 It's like, no, no, it's not
00:02:56 Nobody invented math Fresh
00:02:59 Math was discovered
00:03:00 Okay, here we go 0.98
00:03:01 You just killed the guy 0.98
00:03:02 There we go, there we go 0.99
00:03:04 He just blew me ripped it from the truth
00:03:05 There we go
00:03:06 There you go
00:03:06 The plant is fine now
00:03:08 I don't know if I've seen man work out in a film
00:03:11 Listen, Rob
00:03:11 It's the first time I've met my wife
00:03:12 I'm working out in a film
00:03:13 I have Bosnia tomorrow 0.99
00:03:14 So I'm trying to find a wife
00:03:15 Gotta look good
00:03:16 Gotta make sure I'm ready
00:03:16 I thought you found a wife 0.97
00:03:17 I wasn't here
00:03:18 I found four
00:03:19 No, no, no
00:03:20 I saw you there was one guy you found
00:03:21 When he was actually getting married
00:03:22 Okay, all right
00:03:24 I'm sorry
00:03:24 I think that's what's meant to me on camera
00:03:25 I'm talking to myself
00:03:27 Sneak out
00:03:29 How long you been a Muslim?
00:03:33 Where was he two weeks ago?
00:03:34 Because I saw you
00:03:34 In a car
00:03:35 He was moving a bit mad back
00:03:36 Come on
00:03:36 Oh, no, no, no
00:03:37 One second
00:03:38 Only now I have the camera for five seconds
00:03:42 And the Haram Blues come out 0.98
00:03:43 You know what?
00:03:43 You don't even need this, bro
00:03:44 You don't have a fresh fight
00:03:45 You don't even need to train
00:03:46 I don't?
00:03:47 You don't need to, bro
00:03:47 That's the point
00:03:48 So he's not going to do the fight
00:03:49 We've already decided
00:03:50 Fresh needs to train
00:03:51 You don't need to train, bro
00:03:53 See, when we fight
00:03:54 It's going to be fresh
00:03:55 And fit
00:03:56 Okay, we're trying to find a cab
00:04:09 To get to the restaurant for Iftar
00:04:10 But all the roads are closed
00:04:12 It's Friday, Ad Night
00:04:13 One of the last nights of Ramadan
00:04:15 It's going to be a madhouse tonight
00:04:16 It's always up for five hours
00:04:18 And there's not a car in sight
00:04:19 Looks like The Walking Dead
00:04:20 But filmed up
00:04:21 I'm trying to hile a cab
00:04:26 All right, we got ourselves walking on the side of the highway
00:04:35 Like meth addicts
00:04:36 Like a white girl wearing a Cookie Monster t-shirt 1.00
00:04:38 Spamming Newport
00:04:39 Chazakala
00:04:40 This saves our lives, man
00:04:41 Notice in the West
00:04:43 The only time you're going to see crowds like this
00:04:44 Walking on the highway
00:04:45 Is to get drunk at Coachella
00:04:47 To sit in a tent and do MDMA
00:04:49 And listen to the Chainsmokers
00:04:50 But here, five times a day
00:04:52 They're doing that same walk
00:04:53 The same people that complain about degeneracy spreading
00:04:55 Cannot complain about the Islamic takeover of the West 1.00
00:04:58 When you're walking to get high in a forest
00:05:00 We're walking to pray
00:05:01 Assalamualaikum
00:05:01 Third world FaceTime right here
00:05:06 Bro, saying we skipped lunch
00:05:17 It's crazy
00:05:18 I can't even speak
00:05:19 I can't even speak
00:05:20 We're getting closer and closer
00:05:21 So it's all good
00:05:22 You're going to take a couple of days
00:05:24 Yeah, yeah
00:05:25 Once again, Arab cab drivers don't care about the noise in the car 1.00
00:05:30 Or the passenger's conversation
00:05:31 They'll continue what they're saying
00:05:33 Remember in the beginning of Ramadan 1.00
00:05:39 Everyone said it was just skipping lunch
00:05:40 The whole group
00:05:41 Everyone's getting sick
00:05:42 Everyone's kind of hangry
00:05:44 Getting cranky
00:05:45 From the non-stop bathroom
00:05:47 We have to sleep in
00:05:47 Because there's prayers all night
00:05:48 They're coughing for this Nico
00:05:49 He's like
00:05:50 He's like
00:05:51 He's going viral on Twitter right now
00:05:53 People are coughing
00:05:53 We get the point, bro
00:05:56 You know, the boys are on the way, bro
00:06:00 They're really going full third world back
00:06:02 I don't need it
00:06:05 Right in time
00:06:07 You guys look like a bunch of Indians going to work, man 1.00
00:06:09 It's not a link, bro
00:06:11 It's not a link, it's not a link, bro
00:06:13 So I ordered four ribs
00:06:15 I ordered two burgers
00:06:16 I ordered three smoked platters
00:06:20 What'd you get for us, though?
00:06:21 You got it
00:06:22 You hit, right?
00:06:24 You've been waiting for that water all day long, sonny 0.99
00:06:26 Wow, he had better than sex, bro 0.97
00:06:28 Almost 0.97
00:06:28 This is good luck
00:06:36 Really?
00:06:39 This looks like it's for the whole table, though
00:06:41 Oh, no
00:06:48 Oh, no more photos, man
00:06:51 So half the people at the table have to go back to
00:06:54 Meriki, Meriki
00:06:55 And they left all this food
00:06:56 I'm ready to go back to the first world, too 1.00
00:06:58 After Bosnia 0.98
00:06:59 You look like
00:07:00 Sonny looks like he had enough
00:07:02 I'm not ready, bro
00:07:03 I'm ready
00:07:04 He wants to clench out
00:07:05 I want to watch the pets
00:07:06 And his face doesn't even look the same
00:07:08 No, it doesn't
00:07:09 It's a fake Chucky Chase
00:07:10 All right, we had to hop out on the highway
00:07:15 Because the roads are closed
00:07:16 This is madness
00:07:18 It's a mad tank
00:07:19 Oh, this kind of feels like an actual pilgrimage
00:07:22 No windows
00:07:28 No steps
00:07:29 Warner's like, oh, you pay attention to the construction and architecture
00:07:32 This is the flattest building
00:07:33 I don't think you could fit in there
00:07:35 Warner, you're not making it to the top floor of this building
00:07:37 And then here, they're selling rice on the side of the road
00:07:39 So the majet is all the way up there
00:07:53 We're right by the restaurants where the girls stole my phone last year
00:07:57 But look how many people are praying
00:07:59 The feed the Warner joke is taking a new meeting right now
00:08:10 I think Akiway and Adam, Sally and everyone
00:08:13 I think they're going to miss their flight
00:08:14 Because we'd, you know, we had to feed the Warner 0.59
00:08:17 Get some baby back ribs
00:08:19 Then nobody finished
00:08:20 And also, we can't get to the hotel right now
00:08:22 The roads are closed
00:08:23 We asked the policemen
00:08:24 Can we go through somewhere?
00:08:25 He said, maybe
00:08:26 Maybe
00:08:27 We found a hotel lobby
00:08:41 I was about to go buy a room for two hours
00:08:44 Because we can't get through the hours
00:08:45 This will do
00:08:47 That is single-handedly the coolest sunrise I've ever seen in my life
00:09:00 Do it again
00:09:06 Hey, uh, you still feeling sick or what?
00:09:19 I'm feeling better
00:09:20 Let me make sure
00:09:23 This is Sonny walking through the hood alone at 3 a.m
00:09:27 Who's looking at me?
00:09:29 Okay, so we're travelers
00:09:32 So we don't need to fast today
00:09:33 But Warner got me a beer
00:09:35 Which is a non-alcoholic beer
00:09:37 I'm going to try it out for the first time
00:09:39 This is what people in AA drink
00:09:40 So what kind of beer? 0.99
00:09:41 Is it like you get you fucked up? 0.99
00:09:43 What are you drinking off? 1.00
00:09:44 You get like, start getting fucking 0.99
00:09:46 Sorry 0.98
00:09:51 Then she got a drill stand
00:09:53 That's brutal
00:09:54 She won't try them
00:09:56 You keep out for flirting
00:09:57 No, she only gets only
00:09:57 She's notBarra 0.59
00:09:59 But she got a rift
00:10:01 And you keep out your soul
00:10:02 Which is notBarra
00:10:04 I'm hiding
00:10:05 Ticka
00:10:05 Let a break
00:10:06 Let the girl 1.00
00:10:07 Who's looking at her
00:10:09 She's notBarra 0.59
00:10:10 A soccer
00:10:13 B
00:10:13 Ticka
00:10:14 B
00:10:14 B
00:10:16 K
00:10:18 B
00:10:19 B
00:10:21 B
00:10:22 B
00:10:23 Would you do a duty-free
00:10:30 Come on where you have to study what you do a duty-free photo a video just to take his favorite whiskey Johnny Walker 0.99
00:10:36 What do I do it duty free fucking Johnny Walker that night? 0.99
00:10:39 Sipping the fucking Johnny Walker do it splits on Tristan Tate in the war room by myself 0.99
00:10:44 chillin why? 0.99
00:10:46 Study bro man back in Europe back in the kind of the West feels good not to have desert weather haven't seen a woman's hair 0.52
00:10:52 In a week and a half
00:10:58 Half past seven he will be here. Yo, what are your top five impressions?
00:11:03 I lost my top five impressions. I don't know I'm from Egypt and
00:11:08 Many people say that I also have good impressions of some people from here some people from there
00:11:12 But who knows? Allah knows best. What is that? He's passing the phone. What is it?
00:11:17 He said three million people protest three million people that's almost as much as Mecca
00:11:22 So we have three hours to do stuff for no Sonny want to chill out and you know have a mojito and get drunk
00:11:41 I want to go to the protest because everyone's processing air to win so I have the opportunity to get some really exclusive footage
00:11:46 All right guys, so we have three at we're in Turkey and everyone is protesting air to win and Sonny's afraid
00:11:55 Warner's a little scared, but
00:11:58 When the opportunity seizes you you get kidnapped
00:12:01 We're gonna go
00:12:03 The protest is out in the Asian continent. We can be there in approximately one hour and four hours. Oh my goodness
00:12:09 So the protest is in Asia?
00:12:11 It's in the Asian side. I know we're in Europe, so we have to we don't have time 1.00
00:12:14 We're not gonna make that
00:12:15 If you want I can take you to the place where the protests were held the other day to the municipality to this one. Yes. Yes. Yes
00:12:19 The driver is going to go to translate to tell us what the protests are about, but he just sparked up a cigarette with closed windows
00:12:26 I'm fine. I'll be okay. We'll warn her. It's not too well
00:12:30 The protests are happening because the mayor of Istanbul was sent unfairly and yawfully it is for justice
00:12:35 This is where the protests first started and Istanbul municipality
00:12:53 You-ness-ipality
00:12:56 Okay, there's no one here
00:13:05 Yarınlar var. Yürünür belki iştahılmazsak
00:13:09 Ona her ÅŸeyi bir unuttursam
00:13:11 Kim teslim olır bulutlardan bu umudu içimde koşup durma
00:13:14 Ben yoruldum bir yerde öyle dursam
00:13:16 Ölüm böyle buysa
00:13:18 Yarınlar var. Yürünür belki iştahılmazsak
00:13:21 This has been a pretty fun two-hour layover
00:13:24 Alright chat, we're gonna have Turkish ice cream
00:13:29 We're gonna eat a donor 1.00
00:13:31 European Turkey, Istanbul. We have T-minus two hours till our flight to Bosnia
00:13:36 Sonra her şeyi çocuklaştırmak, bilirdik karşıya çıkmakta bu
00:13:40 Büyüyüp gitmenin meşruluğuna
00:13:42 Vede her koÅŸulunda 0.99
00:13:44 Bir ömrü öner u tuşunda
00:13:45 Meshepler altlar buluştu, sanki sen gelip yanıma oturduğunda
00:13:50 Ä°nan ki bilmeyem elimde deÄŸil
00:13:52 Nedendir ölüyüm diline deyip 0.81
00:13:53 Eğdirir başını önüne senin
00:13:55 Yıkık dökük bir evden çıktım
00:13:57 Bir sabah içimde rözdeme selip 0.67
00:13:59 Yürüdüm düştüm umudum deri 0.54
00:14:00 Ki bu tepside sunulmuÅŸ deÄŸil
00:14:02 Look you got a big mouth
00:14:03 Yeah
00:14:04 Oh
00:14:04 You want lobster?
00:14:07 Oh, very nice
00:14:09 Alright, I didn't want to talk about this
00:14:24 But you notice how we're in a different cab right now
00:14:26 Because we had to escape
00:14:29 Is the best word from the last cab driver
00:14:30 They brought us to that restaurant
00:14:31 That scam restaurant
00:14:32 Tried to charge us $1,000 for the fish
00:14:34 It was a tourist trap
00:14:35 It was a funnel for them to go and scam everything
00:14:37 So when he was going to leave
00:14:39 We figured something out with the payment
00:14:41 And we figured something out with the cab
00:14:43 And we figured something out with the cab
00:14:44 We got the biggest
00:14:45 We got the biggest
00:14:45 Come on
00:14:45 They thought they were going to get a lick on us 1.00
00:14:50 But hey
00:14:50 We got it back baby
00:14:51 We got it back
00:14:52 American style baby
00:14:53 So that was a lot of fun
00:14:54 We went to the parking lot
00:14:55 And so the cab driver that drove us there
00:14:58 Went to grab the keys and go like get the car
00:15:01 And within five seconds
00:15:03 Warner goes
00:15:04 We out on this ticket
00:15:06 We out
00:15:06 We out
00:15:06 We had to get in the Uber
00:15:07 But I didn't want to call an Uber
00:15:09 I saw this cab driver here
00:15:10 We got him man
00:15:11 And he's been blasting this great Turkish music
00:15:12 He doesn't understand a word of what I'm talking about
00:15:14 But this was a great layover
00:15:15 A lot of fun
00:15:17 Alright, thanks a lot man
00:15:19 I appreciate it
00:15:22 Yeah, yes sir 0.99
00:15:23 I didn't think these fools had it in bro 0.99
00:15:24 We were standing in the parking lot 1.00
00:15:26 Feeling like we got scared
00:15:27 Like bro
00:15:27 Let's just
00:15:28 Let's get our revenge man
00:15:29 Zoop
00:15:29 Nobody hesitated either
00:15:31 No one hesitated
00:15:31 See that's that
00:15:32 Dude, so the guy was gone for five seconds
00:15:34 He would have been right back with the car
00:15:36 Great hesitation
00:15:36 And we just ran away
00:15:37 Great, no hesitation
00:15:38 See, this is the trio synergy you need
00:15:40 Boom
00:15:40 Everyone's on the same page immediately
00:15:42 When they were scamming us paying
00:15:43 I knew what both of them were thinking
00:15:45 Warner was thinking
00:15:45 Should I toss this dude into the lake?
00:15:47 Tony was thinking
00:15:47 Should we just dine and dash?
00:15:49 But we figured it out 0.95
00:15:50 But be careful of these Turkish scams, man 1.00
00:15:52 Be careful of these out of Turk 1.00
00:15:53 These out of Turk guys 1.00
00:15:54 When you pull up, call Uber
00:15:56 Don't call the taxi, bro
00:15:57 And you choose the restaurant
00:15:59 Don't let them do free
00:16:00 Warner did say it
00:16:01 As soon as we got there
00:16:02 The taxi driver
00:16:03 Was basically funneling us
00:16:04 To his friend's restaurant
00:16:05 I should have been able to see
00:16:06 That that was a scam right away
00:16:07 He tried to sell us a lobster
00:16:09 For 500 US dollars
00:16:11 Yeah, 500
00:16:11 Because the Turkish currency
00:16:13 Is like
00:16:13 30,000
00:16:14 Which is like
00:16:15 Oh, you think it's nothing
00:16:16 But ends up being a thousand dollars
00:16:17 It's legit meme core
00:16:18 The only airport I've ever seen
00:16:19 Where you have to go through security
00:16:21 To get inside of the entrance
00:16:23 Apparently because they go in there
00:16:25 They start blasting
00:16:25 They start shooting
00:16:26 In the out of Turk 1.00
00:16:27 Whatever going on in Turkey
00:16:28 Praise for you guys
00:16:29 Because I don't know
00:16:29 What's going on
00:16:30 But it doesn't seem good
00:16:31 Just saw this jacket
00:16:32 In the airport
00:16:32 Let me see
00:16:33 You talking to me?
00:16:37 Yeah, I'm talking to you
00:16:38 You talking to me?
00:16:40 Do I make you laugh?
00:16:43 Yeah, you do
00:16:44 Am I funny? 0.90
00:16:45 A clown? 0.69
00:16:46 Funny ha-ha 1.00
00:16:47 So stupid 1.00
00:16:49 It's been too long 1.00
00:16:50 Buying the jacket
00:16:50 We missed the flight
00:16:51 We missed the flight
00:16:53 We missed the flight
00:17:04 We missed it
00:17:06 We missed out
00:17:07 We missed her
00:17:08 We missed her
00:17:09 We missed out
00:17:10 Five minutes
00:17:12 These two
00:17:13 We missed another
00:17:15 We missed out
00:17:16 They just Her
00:17:19 We missed out
00:17:20 We missed out
00:17:21 We missed out