SNEAKO - We Robbed these Scammers in Turkey!

00:00:00.000 All right, I didn't want to talk about this, but you notice how we're in a different cab right now

00:00:03.240 It's in the Asian side 1.00

00:00:04.320 I know, we're in Europe, so we have to

00:00:05.600 We don't have time

00:00:06.480 That's because we had to

00:00:07.540 Escape is the best word from the last cab driver

00:00:09.700 They brought us to that scam restaurant 0.97

00:00:11.160 Look at you got a big mouth

00:00:12.220 Tried to charge us $1,000 for the fish

00:00:17.680 It was a tourist trap

00:00:18.540 So when he was going to leave

00:00:19.940 We figured something out with the payment

00:00:21.700 And we figured something out with the cab

00:00:23.160 We got the biggest

00:00:24.000 We got the biggest

00:00:24.820 Come on, let's stop there, man

00:00:26.620 They thought they were going to get a lick on us 1.00

00:00:29.320 But hey, we got it back, baby

00:00:30.920 We got it back

00:00:31.560 We got to get back

00:00:32.440 Friday, we're going to Juma

00:00:39.760 Warner's got his nice white dope on

00:00:41.680 Yes sir, man

00:00:42.500 Looking heavenly, bro

00:00:43.760 I feel like this is what you're going to wear in Jonna

00:00:45.400 Yes sir, bro 0.99

00:00:46.620 Mama have my whores with me, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:00:49.140 Huh? 1.00

00:00:50.540 My women, the women in paradise

00:00:52.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:00:52.940 Is that the word? 0.99

00:00:53.720 Yeah, they call them whores 1.00

00:00:54.840 Oh, what the hell? 1.00

00:00:56.300 Stop for a long 0.99

00:00:57.200 I thought it was like pious women 1.00

00:00:59.320 You're mixing it with the English 0.90

00:01:02.760 Yeah, that word is pretty close

00:01:04.380 I'm not going to lie 0.97

00:01:05.020 What the hell?

00:01:06.220 Hey, but do you know how beautiful the women in paradise are? 1.00

00:01:08.520 Dude, the women in paradise are so beautiful 1.00

00:01:10.180 That if you see her once

00:01:11.480 You can stare at her beauty for over 70 years

00:01:13.900 And if you look away

00:01:14.800 And you look back

00:01:15.880 She's even more beautiful than the first time she's seen her

00:01:18.000 Right?

00:01:18.320 Like over here in this world

00:01:19.560 Anytime you see a girl 0.99

00:01:20.820 If you look at her hard enough

00:01:22.000 You're going to notice some deficiencies in her 0.55

00:01:23.500 Like, hey, her nose is a little crooked

00:01:24.920 Her teeth are a little this

00:01:25.980 Right?

00:01:26.540 But the women in paradise, bro 1.00

00:01:27.600 Every time you look away and look back

00:01:28.980 Well, they're even more beautiful than you first saw them, bro

00:01:31.240 That's what's waiting for you in paradise, baby 1.00

00:01:32.780 Man, I can't wait for my whores 1.00

00:01:34.260 I want to get the best whores 1.00

00:01:36.580 I'm going to get more whores than you, bro 1.00

00:01:38.180 No, no, no 1.00

00:01:38.620 72 1.00

00:01:39.140 72 whores 1.00

00:01:40.100 So I was feeling the MC Hammer pants 0.99

00:01:41.520 Nice start shirt

00:01:42.500 Can't touch this

00:01:43.340 All right, well, do my prayer

00:01:45.440 Is supposed to be at 1230

00:01:46.480 But the main entrance is already blocked off

00:01:48.380 Hey, man

00:01:48.880 We thought we were early

00:01:50.020 But I guess we late, man

00:01:50.980 An hour and a half is still too late

00:01:52.420 That's how packed it is here today

00:01:53.620 And the last night of Quran revealing us tonight, too 0.98

00:01:56.340 So the title of this video is

00:02:18.960 Ali Dawah Leaves Islam? 0.90

00:02:20.860 Question mark, exclamation mark

00:02:22.080 Do it in a way, it's clickbait, but it's not nice

00:02:23.820 So I did my PhD in this

00:02:25.180 If anyone wants to sign up to my coach

00:02:26.200 PhD in halal bait 0.65

00:02:27.240 It's 2,000 pounds

00:02:28.640 Under 2,000 pounds

00:02:29.540 This count called Sneak Out

00:02:30.680 I'm here

00:02:31.300 Yeah, alhamdulillah 0.71

00:02:33.280 Do you want me to cry for the thumbnail?

00:02:35.080 I might need you to

00:02:36.020 Okay

00:02:36.340 How good are you picking?

00:02:37.540 You got onions?

00:02:38.480 I just think about it

00:02:40.100 If I lose the fight against Fresh, though

00:02:41.660 I'll probably have some tea

00:02:42.540 That's never happening

00:02:43.280 I know, I know

00:02:44.340 I can't even imagine it

00:02:45.900 That's happening

00:02:46.480 You need to freshen them up

00:02:47.580 Right, right, right

00:02:48.360 Oh

00:02:48.840 Okay, okay, okay

00:02:50.420 Come on, come on 0.59

00:02:51.360 So man made 1 plus 1

00:02:53.260 So

00:02:53.960 Yeah

00:02:54.620 It's 20

00:02:55.420 It's like, no, no, it's not

00:02:56.940 Nobody invented math Fresh

00:02:59.140 Math was discovered

00:03:00.720 Okay, here we go 0.98

00:03:01.440 You just killed the guy 0.98

00:03:02.320 There we go, there we go 0.99

00:03:04.380 He just blew me ripped it from the truth

00:03:05.900 There we go

00:03:06.340 There you go

00:03:06.400 The plant is fine now

00:03:08.600 I don't know if I've seen man work out in a film

00:03:11.040 Listen, Rob

00:03:11.580 It's the first time I've met my wife

00:03:12.540 I'm working out in a film

00:03:13.300 I have Bosnia tomorrow 0.99

00:03:14.480 So I'm trying to find a wife

00:03:15.520 Gotta look good

00:03:16.080 Gotta make sure I'm ready

00:03:16.900 I thought you found a wife 0.97

00:03:17.900 I wasn't here

00:03:18.380 I found four

00:03:19.460 No, no, no

00:03:20.220 I saw you there was one guy you found

00:03:21.160 When he was actually getting married

00:03:22.200 Okay, all right

00:03:24.460 I'm sorry

00:03:24.720 I think that's what's meant to me on camera

00:03:25.860 I'm talking to myself

00:03:27.260 Sneak out

00:03:29.320 How long you been a Muslim?

00:03:33.180 Where was he two weeks ago?

00:03:34.240 Because I saw you

00:03:34.740 In a car

00:03:35.260 He was moving a bit mad back

00:03:36.340 Come on

00:03:36.920 Oh, no, no, no

00:03:37.640 One second

00:03:38.080 Only now I have the camera for five seconds

00:03:42.080 And the Haram Blues come out 0.98

00:03:43.080 You know what?

00:03:43.660 You don't even need this, bro

00:03:44.440 You don't have a fresh fight

00:03:45.640 You don't even need to train

00:03:46.840 I don't?

00:03:47.300 You don't need to, bro

00:03:47.980 That's the point

00:03:48.840 So he's not going to do the fight

00:03:49.920 We've already decided

00:03:50.800 Fresh needs to train

00:03:51.760 You don't need to train, bro

00:03:53.500 See, when we fight

00:03:54.280 It's going to be fresh

00:03:55.260 And fit

00:03:56.540 Okay, we're trying to find a cab

00:04:09.600 To get to the restaurant for Iftar

00:04:10.920 But all the roads are closed

00:04:12.480 It's Friday, Ad Night

00:04:13.440 One of the last nights of Ramadan

00:04:15.380 It's going to be a madhouse tonight

00:04:16.940 It's always up for five hours

00:04:18.220 And there's not a car in sight

00:04:19.340 Looks like The Walking Dead

00:04:20.960 But filmed up

00:04:21.860 I'm trying to hile a cab

00:04:26.160 All right, we got ourselves walking on the side of the highway

00:04:35.000 Like meth addicts

00:04:36.340 Like a white girl wearing a Cookie Monster t-shirt 1.00

00:04:38.580 Spamming Newport

00:04:39.860 Chazakala

00:04:40.500 This saves our lives, man

00:04:41.960 Notice in the West

00:04:43.360 The only time you're going to see crowds like this

00:04:44.860 Walking on the highway

00:04:45.680 Is to get drunk at Coachella

00:04:47.220 To sit in a tent and do MDMA

00:04:49.060 And listen to the Chainsmokers

00:04:50.400 But here, five times a day

00:04:52.000 They're doing that same walk

00:04:53.160 The same people that complain about degeneracy spreading

00:04:55.580 Cannot complain about the Islamic takeover of the West 1.00

00:04:58.100 When you're walking to get high in a forest

00:05:00.020 We're walking to pray

00:05:01.180 Assalamualaikum

00:05:01.980 Third world FaceTime right here

00:05:06.140 Bro, saying we skipped lunch

00:05:17.420 It's crazy

00:05:18.200 I can't even speak

00:05:19.260 I can't even speak

00:05:20.860 We're getting closer and closer

00:05:21.860 So it's all good

00:05:22.500 You're going to take a couple of days

00:05:24.440 Yeah, yeah

00:05:25.260 Once again, Arab cab drivers don't care about the noise in the car 1.00

00:05:30.240 Or the passenger's conversation

00:05:31.720 They'll continue what they're saying

00:05:33.000 Remember in the beginning of Ramadan 1.00

00:05:39.540 Everyone said it was just skipping lunch

00:05:40.980 The whole group

00:05:41.780 Everyone's getting sick

00:05:42.940 Everyone's kind of hangry

00:05:44.780 Getting cranky

00:05:45.540 From the non-stop bathroom

00:05:47.040 We have to sleep in

00:05:47.760 Because there's prayers all night

00:05:48.720 They're coughing for this Nico

00:05:49.820 He's like

00:05:50.540 He's like

00:05:51.480 He's going viral on Twitter right now

00:05:53.280 People are coughing

00:05:53.860 We get the point, bro

00:05:56.960 You know, the boys are on the way, bro

00:06:00.540 They're really going full third world back

00:06:02.760 I don't need it

00:06:05.240 Right in time

00:06:07.300 You guys look like a bunch of Indians going to work, man 1.00

00:06:09.740 It's not a link, bro

00:06:11.580 It's not a link, it's not a link, bro

00:06:13.080 So I ordered four ribs

00:06:15.300 I ordered two burgers

00:06:16.620 I ordered three smoked platters

00:06:20.400 What'd you get for us, though?

00:06:21.320 You got it

00:06:22.080 You hit, right?

00:06:24.540 You've been waiting for that water all day long, sonny 0.99

00:06:26.460 Wow, he had better than sex, bro 0.97

00:06:28.220 Almost 0.97

00:06:28.700 This is good luck

00:06:36.820 Really?

00:06:39.560 This looks like it's for the whole table, though

00:06:41.200 Oh, no

00:06:48.200 Oh, no more photos, man

00:06:51.720 So half the people at the table have to go back to

00:06:54.420 Meriki, Meriki

00:06:55.380 And they left all this food

00:06:56.720 I'm ready to go back to the first world, too 1.00

00:06:58.580 After Bosnia 0.98

00:06:59.340 You look like

00:07:00.600 Sonny looks like he had enough

00:07:02.560 I'm not ready, bro

00:07:03.320 I'm ready

00:07:04.380 He wants to clench out

00:07:05.580 I want to watch the pets

00:07:06.740 And his face doesn't even look the same

00:07:08.640 No, it doesn't

00:07:09.580 It's a fake Chucky Chase

00:07:10.660 All right, we had to hop out on the highway

00:07:15.580 Because the roads are closed

00:07:16.820 This is madness

00:07:18.760 It's a mad tank

00:07:19.700 Oh, this kind of feels like an actual pilgrimage

00:07:22.540 No windows

00:07:28.840 No steps

00:07:29.760 Warner's like, oh, you pay attention to the construction and architecture

00:07:32.360 This is the flattest building

00:07:33.880 I don't think you could fit in there

00:07:35.280 Warner, you're not making it to the top floor of this building

00:07:37.320 And then here, they're selling rice on the side of the road

00:07:39.760 So the majet is all the way up there

00:07:53.380 We're right by the restaurants where the girls stole my phone last year

00:07:57.180 But look how many people are praying

00:07:59.160 The feed the Warner joke is taking a new meeting right now

00:08:10.580 I think Akiway and Adam, Sally and everyone

00:08:13.800 I think they're going to miss their flight

00:08:14.920 Because we'd, you know, we had to feed the Warner 0.59

00:08:17.520 Get some baby back ribs

00:08:19.680 Then nobody finished

00:08:20.940 And also, we can't get to the hotel right now

00:08:22.740 The roads are closed

00:08:23.740 We asked the policemen

00:08:24.580 Can we go through somewhere?

00:08:25.780 He said, maybe

00:08:26.620 Maybe

00:08:27.740 We found a hotel lobby

00:08:41.360 I was about to go buy a room for two hours

00:08:44.320 Because we can't get through the hours

00:08:45.700 This will do

00:08:47.740 That is single-handedly the coolest sunrise I've ever seen in my life

00:09:00.740 Do it again

00:09:06.260 Hey, uh, you still feeling sick or what?

00:09:19.600 I'm feeling better

00:09:20.500 Let me make sure

00:09:23.640 This is Sonny walking through the hood alone at 3 a.m

00:09:27.740 Who's looking at me?

00:09:29.620 Okay, so we're travelers

00:09:32.140 So we don't need to fast today

00:09:33.860 But Warner got me a beer

00:09:35.860 Which is a non-alcoholic beer

00:09:37.860 I'm going to try it out for the first time

00:09:39.860 This is what people in AA drink

00:09:40.860 So what kind of beer? 0.99

00:09:41.860 Is it like you get you fucked up? 0.99

00:09:43.860 What are you drinking off? 1.00

00:09:44.860 You get like, start getting fucking 0.99

00:09:46.860 Sorry 0.98

00:09:51.860 Then she got a drill stand

00:09:53.860 That's brutal

00:09:54.860 She won't try them

00:09:56.860 You keep out for flirting

00:09:57.440 No, she only gets only

00:09:57.620 She's notBarra 0.59

00:09:59.860 But she got a rift

00:10:01.640 And you keep out your soul

00:10:02.420 Which is notBarra

00:10:04.260 I'm hiding

00:10:05.160 Ticka

00:10:05.640 Let a break

00:10:06.300 Let the girl 1.00

00:10:07.280 Who's looking at her

00:10:09.200 She's notBarra 0.59

00:10:10.760 A soccer

00:10:13.180 B

00:10:13.620 Ticka

00:10:14.600 B

00:10:14.980 B

00:10:16.680 K

00:10:18.540 B

00:10:19.680 B

00:10:21.180 B

00:10:22.020 B

00:10:23.860 Would you do a duty-free

00:10:30.700 Come on where you have to study what you do a duty-free photo a video just to take his favorite whiskey Johnny Walker 0.99

00:10:36.060 What do I do it duty free fucking Johnny Walker that night? 0.99

00:10:39.100 Sipping the fucking Johnny Walker do it splits on Tristan Tate in the war room by myself 0.99

00:10:44.260 chillin why? 0.99

00:10:46.260 Study bro man back in Europe back in the kind of the West feels good not to have desert weather haven't seen a woman's hair 0.52

00:10:52.560 In a week and a half

00:10:58.440 Half past seven he will be here. Yo, what are your top five impressions?

00:11:03.720 I lost my top five impressions. I don't know I'm from Egypt and

00:11:08.320 Many people say that I also have good impressions of some people from here some people from there

00:11:12.800 But who knows? Allah knows best. What is that? He's passing the phone. What is it?

00:11:17.160 He said three million people protest three million people that's almost as much as Mecca

00:11:22.560 So we have three hours to do stuff for no Sonny want to chill out and you know have a mojito and get drunk

00:11:41.380 I want to go to the protest because everyone's processing air to win so I have the opportunity to get some really exclusive footage

00:11:46.720 All right guys, so we have three at we're in Turkey and everyone is protesting air to win and Sonny's afraid

00:11:55.180 Warner's a little scared, but

00:11:58.380 When the opportunity seizes you you get kidnapped

00:12:01.700 We're gonna go

00:12:03.700 The protest is out in the Asian continent. We can be there in approximately one hour and four hours. Oh my goodness

00:12:09.580 So the protest is in Asia?

00:12:11.580 It's in the Asian side. I know we're in Europe, so we have to we don't have time 1.00

00:12:14.540 We're not gonna make that

00:12:15.580 If you want I can take you to the place where the protests were held the other day to the municipality to this one. Yes. Yes. Yes

00:12:19.880 The driver is going to go to translate to tell us what the protests are about, but he just sparked up a cigarette with closed windows

00:12:26.340 I'm fine. I'll be okay. We'll warn her. It's not too well

00:12:30.600 The protests are happening because the mayor of Istanbul was sent unfairly and yawfully it is for justice

00:12:35.240 This is where the protests first started and Istanbul municipality

00:12:53.760 You-ness-ipality

00:12:56.660 Okay, there's no one here

00:13:05.240 Yarınlar var. Yürünür belki iştahılmazsak

00:13:09.700 Ona her şeyi bir unuttursam

00:13:11.200 Kim teslim olır bulutlardan bu umudu içimde koşup durma

00:13:14.660 Ben yoruldum bir yerde öyle dursam

00:13:16.580 Ölüm böyle buysa

00:13:18.420 Yarınlar var. Yürünür belki iştahılmazsak

00:13:21.660 This has been a pretty fun two-hour layover

00:13:24.380 Alright chat, we're gonna have Turkish ice cream

00:13:29.020 We're gonna eat a donor 1.00

00:13:31.220 European Turkey, Istanbul. We have T-minus two hours till our flight to Bosnia

00:13:36.680 Sonra her şeyi çocuklaştırmak, bilirdik karşıya çıkmakta bu

00:13:40.100 Büyüyüp gitmenin meşruluğuna

00:13:42.560 Vede her koşulunda 0.99

00:13:44.060 Bir ömrü öner u tuşunda

00:13:45.400 Meshepler altlar buluştu, sanki sen gelip yanıma oturduğunda

00:13:50.400 İnan ki bilmeyem elimde değil

00:13:52.160 Nedendir ölüyüm diline deyip 0.81

00:13:53.900 Eğdirir başını önüne senin

00:13:55.640 Yıkık dökük bir evden çıktım

00:13:57.320 Bir sabah içimde rözdeme selip 0.67

00:13:59.080 Yürüdüm düştüm umudum deri 0.54

00:14:00.960 Ki bu tepside sunulmuş değil

00:14:02.420 Look you got a big mouth

00:14:03.420 Yeah

00:14:04.420 Oh

00:14:04.960 You want lobster?

00:14:07.500 Oh, very nice

00:14:09.540 Alright, I didn't want to talk about this

00:14:24.740 But you notice how we're in a different cab right now

00:14:26.560 Because we had to escape

00:14:29.020 Is the best word from the last cab driver

00:14:30.480 They brought us to that restaurant

00:14:31.940 That scam restaurant

00:14:32.940 Tried to charge us $1,000 for the fish

00:14:34.940 It was a tourist trap

00:14:35.940 It was a funnel for them to go and scam everything

00:14:37.940 So when he was going to leave

00:14:39.940 We figured something out with the payment

00:14:41.940 And we figured something out with the cab

00:14:43.400 And we figured something out with the cab

00:14:44.400 We got the biggest

00:14:45.480 We got the biggest

00:14:45.520 Come on

00:14:45.980 They thought they were going to get a lick on us 1.00

00:14:50.000 But hey

00:14:50.360 We got it back baby

00:14:51.620 We got it back

00:14:52.240 American style baby

00:14:53.380 So that was a lot of fun

00:14:54.360 We went to the parking lot

00:14:55.920 And so the cab driver that drove us there

00:14:58.820 Went to grab the keys and go like get the car

00:15:01.280 And within five seconds

00:15:03.720 Warner goes

00:15:04.620 We out on this ticket

00:15:06.100 We out

00:15:06.620 We out

00:15:06.840 We had to get in the Uber

00:15:07.940 But I didn't want to call an Uber

00:15:09.460 I saw this cab driver here

00:15:10.540 We got him man

00:15:11.140 And he's been blasting this great Turkish music

00:15:12.740 He doesn't understand a word of what I'm talking about

00:15:14.560 But this was a great layover

00:15:15.920 A lot of fun

00:15:17.640 Alright, thanks a lot man

00:15:19.040 I appreciate it

00:15:22.080 Yeah, yes sir 0.99

00:15:23.380 I didn't think these fools had it in bro 0.99

00:15:24.880 We were standing in the parking lot 1.00

00:15:26.100 Feeling like we got scared

00:15:27.260 Like bro

00:15:27.700 Let's just

00:15:28.020 Let's get our revenge man

00:15:29.200 Zoop

00:15:29.720 Nobody hesitated either

00:15:31.040 No one hesitated

00:15:31.880 See that's that

00:15:32.460 Dude, so the guy was gone for five seconds

00:15:34.480 He would have been right back with the car

00:15:36.000 Great hesitation

00:15:36.580 And we just ran away

00:15:37.480 Great, no hesitation

00:15:38.700 See, this is the trio synergy you need

00:15:40.400 Boom

00:15:40.700 Everyone's on the same page immediately

00:15:42.380 When they were scamming us paying

00:15:43.920 I knew what both of them were thinking

00:15:45.080 Warner was thinking

00:15:45.800 Should I toss this dude into the lake?

00:15:47.320 Tony was thinking

00:15:47.900 Should we just dine and dash?

00:15:49.560 But we figured it out 0.95

00:15:50.340 But be careful of these Turkish scams, man 1.00

00:15:52.120 Be careful of these out of Turk 1.00

00:15:53.340 These out of Turk guys 1.00

00:15:54.460 When you pull up, call Uber

00:15:56.040 Don't call the taxi, bro

00:15:57.960 And you choose the restaurant

00:15:59.180 Don't let them do free

00:16:00.280 Warner did say it

00:16:01.260 As soon as we got there

00:16:02.080 The taxi driver

00:16:03.080 Was basically funneling us

00:16:04.720 To his friend's restaurant

00:16:05.640 I should have been able to see

00:16:06.940 That that was a scam right away

00:16:07.940 He tried to sell us a lobster

00:16:09.360 For 500 US dollars

00:16:11.440 Yeah, 500

00:16:11.900 Because the Turkish currency

00:16:13.140 Is like

00:16:13.660 30,000

00:16:14.840 Which is like

00:16:15.400 Oh, you think it's nothing

00:16:16.280 But ends up being a thousand dollars

00:16:17.760 It's legit meme core

00:16:18.380 The only airport I've ever seen

00:16:19.820 Where you have to go through security

00:16:21.560 To get inside of the entrance

00:16:23.660 Apparently because they go in there

00:16:25.180 They start blasting

00:16:25.940 They start shooting

00:16:26.600 In the out of Turk 1.00

00:16:27.200 Whatever going on in Turkey

00:16:28.560 Praise for you guys

00:16:29.360 Because I don't know

00:16:29.740 What's going on

00:16:30.360 But it doesn't seem good

00:16:31.320 Just saw this jacket

00:16:32.080 In the airport

00:16:32.800 Let me see

00:16:33.300 You talking to me?

00:16:37.420 Yeah, I'm talking to you

00:16:38.460 You talking to me?

00:16:40.200 Do I make you laugh?

00:16:43.460 Yeah, you do

00:16:44.080 Am I funny? 0.90

00:16:45.140 A clown? 0.69

00:16:46.860 Funny ha-ha 1.00

00:16:47.760 So stupid 1.00

00:16:49.080 It's been too long 1.00

00:16:50.200 Buying the jacket

00:16:50.820 We missed the flight

00:16:51.600 We missed the flight

00:16:53.680 We missed the flight

00:17:04.180 We missed it

00:17:06.400 We missed out

00:17:07.660 We missed her

00:17:08.400 We missed her

00:17:09.720 We missed out

00:17:10.720 Five minutes

00:17:12.220 These two

00:17:13.520 We missed another

00:17:15.020 We missed out

00:17:16.140 They just Her

00:17:19.200 We missed out

00:17:20.400 We missed out

00:17:21.200 We missed out

SNEAKO - March 31, 2025

We Robbed these Scammers in Turkey!

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