SNEAKO - March 31, 2025


We Robbed these Scammers in Turkey!


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

168.1275

Word Count

2,922

Sentence Count

18

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

35


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, I didn't want to talk about this, but you notice how we're in a different cab right now
00:00:03.240 It's in the Asian side
00:00:04.320 I know, we're in Europe, so we have to
00:00:05.600 We don't have time
00:00:06.480 That's because we had to
00:00:07.540 Escape is the best word from the last cab driver
00:00:09.700 They brought us to that scam restaurant
00:00:11.160 Look at you got a big mouth
00:00:12.220 Tried to charge us $1,000 for the fish
00:00:17.680 It was a tourist trap
00:00:18.540 So when he was going to leave
00:00:19.940 We figured something out with the payment
00:00:21.700 And we figured something out with the cab
00:00:23.160 We got the biggest
00:00:24.000 We got the biggest
00:00:24.820 Come on, let's stop there, man
00:00:26.620 They thought they were going to get a lick on us
00:00:29.320 But hey, we got it back, baby
00:00:30.920 We got it back
00:00:31.560 We got to get back
00:00:32.440 Friday, we're going to Juma
00:00:39.760 Warner's got his nice white dope on
00:00:41.680 Yes sir, man
00:00:42.500 Looking heavenly, bro
00:00:43.760 I feel like this is what you're going to wear in Jonna
00:00:45.400 Yes sir, bro
00:00:46.620 Mama have my whores with me, you know what I'm saying?
00:00:49.140 Huh?
00:00:50.540 My women, the women in paradise
00:00:52.060 You know what I'm saying?
00:00:52.940 Is that the word?
00:00:53.720 Yeah, they call them whores
00:00:54.840 Oh, what the hell?
00:00:56.300 Stop for a long
00:00:57.200 I thought it was like pious women
00:00:59.320 You're mixing it with the English
00:01:02.760 Yeah, that word is pretty close
00:01:04.380 I'm not going to lie
00:01:05.020 What the hell?
00:01:06.220 Hey, but do you know how beautiful the women in paradise are?
00:01:08.520 Dude, the women in paradise are so beautiful
00:01:10.180 That if you see her once
00:01:11.480 You can stare at her beauty for over 70 years
00:01:13.900 And if you look away
00:01:14.800 And you look back
00:01:15.880 She's even more beautiful than the first time she's seen her
00:01:18.000 Right?
00:01:18.320 Like over here in this world
00:01:19.560 Anytime you see a girl
00:01:20.820 If you look at her hard enough
00:01:22.000 You're going to notice some deficiencies in her
00:01:23.500 Like, hey, her nose is a little crooked
00:01:24.920 Her teeth are a little this
00:01:25.980 Right?
00:01:26.540 But the women in paradise, bro
00:01:27.600 Every time you look away and look back
00:01:28.980 Well, they're even more beautiful than you first saw them, bro
00:01:31.240 That's what's waiting for you in paradise, baby
00:01:32.780 Man, I can't wait for my whores
00:01:34.260 I want to get the best whores
00:01:36.580 I'm going to get more whores than you, bro
00:01:38.180 No, no, no
00:01:38.620 72
00:01:39.140 72 whores
00:01:40.100 So I was feeling the MC Hammer pants
00:01:41.520 Nice start shirt
00:01:42.500 Can't touch this
00:01:43.340 All right, well, do my prayer
00:01:45.440 Is supposed to be at 1230
00:01:46.480 But the main entrance is already blocked off
00:01:48.380 Hey, man
00:01:48.880 We thought we were early
00:01:50.020 But I guess we late, man
00:01:50.980 An hour and a half is still too late
00:01:52.420 That's how packed it is here today
00:01:53.620 And the last night of Quran revealing us tonight, too
00:01:56.340 So the title of this video is
00:02:18.960 Ali Dawah Leaves Islam?
00:02:20.860 Question mark, exclamation mark
00:02:22.080 Do it in a way, it's clickbait, but it's not nice
00:02:23.820 So I did my PhD in this
00:02:25.180 If anyone wants to sign up to my coach
00:02:26.200 PhD in halal bait
00:02:27.240 It's 2,000 pounds
00:02:28.640 Under 2,000 pounds
00:02:29.540 This count called Sneak Out
00:02:30.680 I'm here
00:02:31.300 Yeah, alhamdulillah
00:02:33.280 Do you want me to cry for the thumbnail?
00:02:35.080 I might need you to
00:02:36.020 Okay
00:02:36.340 How good are you picking?
00:02:37.540 You got onions?
00:02:38.480 I just think about it
00:02:40.100 If I lose the fight against Fresh, though
00:02:41.660 I'll probably have some tea
00:02:42.540 That's never happening
00:02:43.280 I know, I know
00:02:44.340 I can't even imagine it
00:02:45.900 That's happening
00:02:46.480 You need to freshen them up
00:02:47.580 Right, right, right
00:02:48.360 Oh
00:02:48.840 Okay, okay, okay
00:02:50.420 Come on, come on
00:02:51.360 So man made 1 plus 1
00:02:53.260 So
00:02:53.960 Yeah
00:02:54.620 It's 20
00:02:55.420 It's like, no, no, it's not
00:02:56.940 Nobody invented math Fresh
00:02:59.140 Math was discovered
00:03:00.720 Okay, here we go
00:03:01.440 You just killed the guy
00:03:02.320 There we go, there we go
00:03:04.380 He just blew me ripped it from the truth
00:03:05.900 There we go
00:03:06.340 There you go
00:03:06.400 The plant is fine now
00:03:08.600 I don't know if I've seen man work out in a film
00:03:11.040 Listen, Rob
00:03:11.580 It's the first time I've met my wife
00:03:12.540 I'm working out in a film
00:03:13.300 I have Bosnia tomorrow
00:03:14.480 So I'm trying to find a wife
00:03:15.520 Gotta look good
00:03:16.080 Gotta make sure I'm ready
00:03:16.900 I thought you found a wife
00:03:17.900 I wasn't here
00:03:18.380 I found four
00:03:19.460 No, no, no
00:03:20.220 I saw you there was one guy you found
00:03:21.160 When he was actually getting married
00:03:22.200 Okay, all right
00:03:24.460 I'm sorry
00:03:24.720 I think that's what's meant to me on camera
00:03:25.860 I'm talking to myself
00:03:27.260 Sneak out
00:03:29.320 How long you been a Muslim?
00:03:33.180 Where was he two weeks ago?
00:03:34.240 Because I saw you
00:03:34.740 In a car
00:03:35.260 He was moving a bit mad back
00:03:36.340 Come on
00:03:36.920 Oh, no, no, no
00:03:37.640 One second
00:03:38.080 Only now I have the camera for five seconds
00:03:42.080 And the Haram Blues come out
00:03:43.080 You know what?
00:03:43.660 You don't even need this, bro
00:03:44.440 You don't have a fresh fight
00:03:45.640 You don't even need to train
00:03:46.840 I don't?
00:03:47.300 You don't need to, bro
00:03:47.980 That's the point
00:03:48.840 So he's not going to do the fight
00:03:49.920 We've already decided
00:03:50.800 Fresh needs to train
00:03:51.760 You don't need to train, bro
00:03:53.500 See, when we fight
00:03:54.280 It's going to be fresh
00:03:55.260 And fit
00:03:56.540 Okay, we're trying to find a cab
00:04:09.600 To get to the restaurant for Iftar
00:04:10.920 But all the roads are closed
00:04:12.480 It's Friday, Ad Night
00:04:13.440 One of the last nights of Ramadan
00:04:15.380 It's going to be a madhouse tonight
00:04:16.940 It's always up for five hours
00:04:18.220 And there's not a car in sight
00:04:19.340 Looks like The Walking Dead
00:04:20.960 But filmed up
00:04:21.860 I'm trying to hile a cab
00:04:26.160 All right, we got ourselves walking on the side of the highway
00:04:35.000 Like meth addicts
00:04:36.340 Like a white girl wearing a Cookie Monster t-shirt
00:04:38.580 Spamming Newport
00:04:39.860 Chazakala
00:04:40.500 This saves our lives, man
00:04:41.960 Notice in the West
00:04:43.360 The only time you're going to see crowds like this
00:04:44.860 Walking on the highway
00:04:45.680 Is to get drunk at Coachella
00:04:47.220 To sit in a tent and do MDMA
00:04:49.060 And listen to the Chainsmokers
00:04:50.400 But here, five times a day
00:04:52.000 They're doing that same walk
00:04:53.160 The same people that complain about degeneracy spreading
00:04:55.580 Cannot complain about the Islamic takeover of the West
00:04:58.100 When you're walking to get high in a forest
00:05:00.020 We're walking to pray
00:05:01.180 Assalamualaikum
00:05:01.980 Third world FaceTime right here
00:05:06.140 Bro, saying we skipped lunch
00:05:17.420 It's crazy
00:05:18.200 I can't even speak
00:05:19.260 I can't even speak
00:05:20.860 We're getting closer and closer
00:05:21.860 So it's all good
00:05:22.500 You're going to take a couple of days
00:05:24.440 Yeah, yeah
00:05:25.260 Once again, Arab cab drivers don't care about the noise in the car
00:05:30.240 Or the passenger's conversation
00:05:31.720 They'll continue what they're saying
00:05:33.000 Remember in the beginning of Ramadan
00:05:39.540 Everyone said it was just skipping lunch
00:05:40.980 The whole group
00:05:41.780 Everyone's getting sick
00:05:42.940 Everyone's kind of hangry
00:05:44.780 Getting cranky
00:05:45.540 From the non-stop bathroom
00:05:47.040 We have to sleep in
00:05:47.760 Because there's prayers all night
00:05:48.720 They're coughing for this Nico
00:05:49.820 He's like
00:05:50.540 He's like
00:05:51.480 He's going viral on Twitter right now
00:05:53.280 People are coughing
00:05:53.860 We get the point, bro
00:05:56.960 You know, the boys are on the way, bro
00:06:00.540 They're really going full third world back
00:06:02.760 I don't need it
00:06:05.240 Right in time
00:06:07.300 You guys look like a bunch of Indians going to work, man
00:06:09.740 It's not a link, bro
00:06:11.580 It's not a link, it's not a link, bro
00:06:13.080 So I ordered four ribs
00:06:15.300 I ordered two burgers
00:06:16.620 I ordered three smoked platters
00:06:20.400 What'd you get for us, though?
00:06:21.320 You got it
00:06:22.080 You hit, right?
00:06:24.540 You've been waiting for that water all day long, sonny
00:06:26.460 Wow, he had better than sex, bro
00:06:28.220 Almost
00:06:28.700 This is good luck
00:06:36.820 Really?
00:06:39.560 This looks like it's for the whole table, though
00:06:41.200 Oh, no
00:06:48.200 Oh, no more photos, man
00:06:51.720 So half the people at the table have to go back to
00:06:54.420 Meriki, Meriki
00:06:55.380 And they left all this food
00:06:56.720 I'm ready to go back to the first world, too
00:06:58.580 After Bosnia
00:06:59.340 You look like
00:07:00.600 Sonny looks like he had enough
00:07:02.560 I'm not ready, bro
00:07:03.320 I'm ready
00:07:04.380 He wants to clench out
00:07:05.580 I want to watch the pets
00:07:06.740 And his face doesn't even look the same
00:07:08.640 No, it doesn't
00:07:09.580 It's a fake Chucky Chase
00:07:10.660 All right, we had to hop out on the highway
00:07:15.580 Because the roads are closed
00:07:16.820 This is madness
00:07:18.760 It's a mad tank
00:07:19.700 Oh, this kind of feels like an actual pilgrimage
00:07:22.540 No windows
00:07:28.840 No steps
00:07:29.760 Warner's like, oh, you pay attention to the construction and architecture
00:07:32.360 This is the flattest building
00:07:33.880 I don't think you could fit in there
00:07:35.280 Warner, you're not making it to the top floor of this building
00:07:37.320 And then here, they're selling rice on the side of the road
00:07:39.760 So the majet is all the way up there
00:07:53.380 We're right by the restaurants where the girls stole my phone last year
00:07:57.180 But look how many people are praying
00:07:59.160 The feed the Warner joke is taking a new meeting right now
00:08:10.580 I think Akiway and Adam, Sally and everyone
00:08:13.800 I think they're going to miss their flight
00:08:14.920 Because we'd, you know, we had to feed the Warner
00:08:17.520 Get some baby back ribs
00:08:19.680 Then nobody finished
00:08:20.940 And also, we can't get to the hotel right now
00:08:22.740 The roads are closed
00:08:23.740 We asked the policemen
00:08:24.580 Can we go through somewhere?
00:08:25.780 He said, maybe
00:08:26.620 Maybe
00:08:27.740 We found a hotel lobby
00:08:41.360 I was about to go buy a room for two hours
00:08:44.320 Because we can't get through the hours
00:08:45.700 This will do
00:08:47.740 That is single-handedly the coolest sunrise I've ever seen in my life
00:09:00.740 Do it again
00:09:06.260 Hey, uh, you still feeling sick or what?
00:09:19.600 I'm feeling better
00:09:20.500 Let me make sure
00:09:23.640 This is Sonny walking through the hood alone at 3 a.m
00:09:27.740 Who's looking at me?
00:09:29.620 Okay, so we're travelers
00:09:32.140 So we don't need to fast today
00:09:33.860 But Warner got me a beer
00:09:35.860 Which is a non-alcoholic beer
00:09:37.860 I'm going to try it out for the first time
00:09:39.860 This is what people in AA drink
00:09:40.860 So what kind of beer?
00:09:41.860 Is it like you get you fucked up?
00:09:43.860 What are you drinking off?
00:09:44.860 You get like, start getting fucking
00:09:46.860 Sorry
00:09:51.860 Then she got a drill stand
00:09:53.860 That's brutal
00:09:54.860 She won't try them
00:09:56.860 You keep out for flirting
00:09:57.440 No, she only gets only
00:09:57.620 She's notBarra
00:09:59.860 But she got a rift
00:10:01.640 And you keep out your soul
00:10:02.420 Which is notBarra
00:10:04.260 I'm hiding
00:10:05.160 Ticka
00:10:05.640 Let a break
00:10:06.300 Let the girl
00:10:07.280 Who's looking at her
00:10:09.200 She's notBarra
00:10:10.760 A soccer
00:10:13.180 B
00:10:13.620 Ticka
00:10:14.600 B
00:10:14.980 B
00:10:16.680 K
00:10:18.540 B
00:10:19.680 B
00:10:21.180 B
00:10:22.020 B
00:10:23.860 Would you do a duty-free
00:10:30.700 Come on where you have to study what you do a duty-free photo a video just to take his favorite whiskey Johnny Walker
00:10:36.060 What do I do it duty free fucking Johnny Walker that night?
00:10:39.100 Sipping the fucking Johnny Walker do it splits on Tristan Tate in the war room by myself
00:10:44.260 chillin why?
00:10:46.260 Study bro man back in Europe back in the kind of the West feels good not to have desert weather haven't seen a woman's hair
00:10:52.560 In a week and a half
00:10:58.440 Half past seven he will be here. Yo, what are your top five impressions?
00:11:03.720 I lost my top five impressions. I don't know I'm from Egypt and
00:11:08.320 Many people say that I also have good impressions of some people from here some people from there
00:11:12.800 But who knows? Allah knows best. What is that? He's passing the phone. What is it?
00:11:17.160 He said three million people protest three million people that's almost as much as Mecca
00:11:22.560 So we have three hours to do stuff for no Sonny want to chill out and you know have a mojito and get drunk
00:11:41.380 I want to go to the protest because everyone's processing air to win so I have the opportunity to get some really exclusive footage
00:11:46.720 All right guys, so we have three at we're in Turkey and everyone is protesting air to win and Sonny's afraid
00:11:55.180 Warner's a little scared, but
00:11:58.380 When the opportunity seizes you you get kidnapped
00:12:01.700 We're gonna go
00:12:03.700 The protest is out in the Asian continent. We can be there in approximately one hour and four hours. Oh my goodness
00:12:09.580 So the protest is in Asia?
00:12:11.580 It's in the Asian side. I know we're in Europe, so we have to we don't have time
00:12:14.540 We're not gonna make that
00:12:15.580 If you want I can take you to the place where the protests were held the other day to the municipality to this one. Yes. Yes. Yes
00:12:19.880 The driver is going to go to translate to tell us what the protests are about, but he just sparked up a cigarette with closed windows
00:12:26.340 I'm fine. I'll be okay. We'll warn her. It's not too well
00:12:30.600 The protests are happening because the mayor of Istanbul was sent unfairly and yawfully it is for justice
00:12:35.240 This is where the protests first started and Istanbul municipality
00:12:53.760 You-ness-ipality
00:12:56.660 Okay, there's no one here
00:13:05.240 Yarınlar var. Yürünür belki iştahılmazsak
00:13:09.700 Ona her ÅŸeyi bir unuttursam
00:13:11.200 Kim teslim olır bulutlardan bu umudu içimde koşup durma
00:13:14.660 Ben yoruldum bir yerde öyle dursam
00:13:16.580 Ölüm böyle buysa
00:13:18.420 Yarınlar var. Yürünür belki iştahılmazsak
00:13:21.660 This has been a pretty fun two-hour layover
00:13:24.380 Alright chat, we're gonna have Turkish ice cream
00:13:29.020 We're gonna eat a donor
00:13:31.220 European Turkey, Istanbul. We have T-minus two hours till our flight to Bosnia
00:13:36.680 Sonra her şeyi çocuklaştırmak, bilirdik karşıya çıkmakta bu
00:13:40.100 Büyüyüp gitmenin meşruluğuna
00:13:42.560 Vede her koÅŸulunda
00:13:44.060 Bir ömrü öner u tuşunda
00:13:45.400 Meshepler altlar buluştu, sanki sen gelip yanıma oturduğunda
00:13:50.400 Ä°nan ki bilmeyem elimde deÄŸil
00:13:52.160 Nedendir ölüyüm diline deyip
00:13:53.900 Eğdirir başını önüne senin
00:13:55.640 Yıkık dökük bir evden çıktım
00:13:57.320 Bir sabah içimde rözdeme selip
00:13:59.080 Yürüdüm düştüm umudum deri
00:14:00.960 Ki bu tepside sunulmuÅŸ deÄŸil
00:14:02.420 Look you got a big mouth
00:14:03.420 Yeah
00:14:04.420 Oh
00:14:04.960 You want lobster?
00:14:07.500 Oh, very nice
00:14:09.540 Alright, I didn't want to talk about this
00:14:24.740 But you notice how we're in a different cab right now
00:14:26.560 Because we had to escape
00:14:29.020 Is the best word from the last cab driver
00:14:30.480 They brought us to that restaurant
00:14:31.940 That scam restaurant
00:14:32.940 Tried to charge us $1,000 for the fish
00:14:34.940 It was a tourist trap
00:14:35.940 It was a funnel for them to go and scam everything
00:14:37.940 So when he was going to leave
00:14:39.940 We figured something out with the payment
00:14:41.940 And we figured something out with the cab
00:14:43.400 And we figured something out with the cab
00:14:44.400 We got the biggest
00:14:45.480 We got the biggest
00:14:45.520 Come on
00:14:45.980 They thought they were going to get a lick on us
00:14:50.000 But hey
00:14:50.360 We got it back baby
00:14:51.620 We got it back
00:14:52.240 American style baby
00:14:53.380 So that was a lot of fun
00:14:54.360 We went to the parking lot
00:14:55.920 And so the cab driver that drove us there
00:14:58.820 Went to grab the keys and go like get the car
00:15:01.280 And within five seconds
00:15:03.720 Warner goes
00:15:04.620 We out on this ticket
00:15:06.100 We out
00:15:06.620 We out
00:15:06.840 We had to get in the Uber
00:15:07.940 But I didn't want to call an Uber
00:15:09.460 I saw this cab driver here
00:15:10.540 We got him man
00:15:11.140 And he's been blasting this great Turkish music
00:15:12.740 He doesn't understand a word of what I'm talking about
00:15:14.560 But this was a great layover
00:15:15.920 A lot of fun
00:15:17.640 Alright, thanks a lot man
00:15:19.040 I appreciate it
00:15:22.080 Yeah, yes sir
00:15:23.380 I didn't think these fools had it in bro
00:15:24.880 We were standing in the parking lot
00:15:26.100 Feeling like we got scared
00:15:27.260 Like bro
00:15:27.700 Let's just
00:15:28.020 Let's get our revenge man
00:15:29.200 Zoop
00:15:29.720 Nobody hesitated either
00:15:31.040 No one hesitated
00:15:31.880 See that's that
00:15:32.460 Dude, so the guy was gone for five seconds
00:15:34.480 He would have been right back with the car
00:15:36.000 Great hesitation
00:15:36.580 And we just ran away
00:15:37.480 Great, no hesitation
00:15:38.700 See, this is the trio synergy you need
00:15:40.400 Boom
00:15:40.700 Everyone's on the same page immediately
00:15:42.380 When they were scamming us paying
00:15:43.920 I knew what both of them were thinking
00:15:45.080 Warner was thinking
00:15:45.800 Should I toss this dude into the lake?
00:15:47.320 Tony was thinking
00:15:47.900 Should we just dine and dash?
00:15:49.560 But we figured it out
00:15:50.340 But be careful of these Turkish scams, man
00:15:52.120 Be careful of these out of Turk
00:15:53.340 These out of Turk guys
00:15:54.460 When you pull up, call Uber
00:15:56.040 Don't call the taxi, bro
00:15:57.960 And you choose the restaurant
00:15:59.180 Don't let them do free
00:16:00.280 Warner did say it
00:16:01.260 As soon as we got there
00:16:02.080 The taxi driver
00:16:03.080 Was basically funneling us
00:16:04.720 To his friend's restaurant
00:16:05.640 I should have been able to see
00:16:06.940 That that was a scam right away
00:16:07.940 He tried to sell us a lobster
00:16:09.360 For 500 US dollars
00:16:11.440 Yeah, 500
00:16:11.900 Because the Turkish currency
00:16:13.140 Is like
00:16:13.660 30,000
00:16:14.840 Which is like
00:16:15.400 Oh, you think it's nothing
00:16:16.280 But ends up being a thousand dollars
00:16:17.760 It's legit meme core
00:16:18.380 The only airport I've ever seen
00:16:19.820 Where you have to go through security
00:16:21.560 To get inside of the entrance
00:16:23.660 Apparently because they go in there
00:16:25.180 They start blasting
00:16:25.940 They start shooting
00:16:26.600 In the out of Turk
00:16:27.200 Whatever going on in Turkey
00:16:28.560 Praise for you guys
00:16:29.360 Because I don't know
00:16:29.740 What's going on
00:16:30.360 But it doesn't seem good
00:16:31.320 Just saw this jacket
00:16:32.080 In the airport
00:16:32.800 Let me see
00:16:33.300 You talking to me?
00:16:37.420 Yeah, I'm talking to you
00:16:38.460 You talking to me?
00:16:40.200 Do I make you laugh?
00:16:43.460 Yeah, you do
00:16:44.080 Am I funny?
00:16:45.140 A clown?
00:16:46.860 Funny ha-ha
00:16:47.760 So stupid
00:16:49.080 It's been too long
00:16:50.200 Buying the jacket
00:16:50.820 We missed the flight
00:16:51.600 We missed the flight
00:16:53.680 We missed the flight
00:17:04.180 We missed it
00:17:06.400 We missed out
00:17:07.660 We missed her
00:17:08.400 We missed her
00:17:09.720 We missed out
00:17:10.720 Five minutes
00:17:12.220 These two
00:17:13.520 We missed another
00:17:15.020 We missed out
00:17:16.140 They just Her
00:17:19.200 We missed out
00:17:20.400 We missed out
00:17:21.200 We missed out