SNEAKO - July 10, 2022


What REALLY Happens in a S3x Party...


Episode Stats


Length

42 minutes

Words per minute

206.79568

Word count

8,766

Sentence count

1,079

Harmful content

Misogyny

109

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Toxicity

524

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Hate speech

95

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Summary

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This is the story of how I accidentally got lost at a French sex party and ended up at a pool party in the middle of the desert in the French Riviera. I don t remember much of it but it's a good one.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 It's called getting lost at a French sex party. 0.99
00:00:02.500 Finally, another sex party story that's not just someone roasting me for mine. 0.98
00:00:06.300 ...me about it. 0.79
00:00:07.000 So I'm going to tell you the story the best I can.
00:00:09.280 But there are certain elements I'm going to have to miss out
00:00:11.280 because it involves personal information about the other characters who are in the story.
00:00:15.320 And what's annoying about the parts I'm going to miss out
00:00:16.860 is that they genuinely add to the story and make it better as a whole.
00:00:19.560 But it's not my information to share.
00:00:21.700 So I'm going to tell you the story the best I can.
00:00:23.300 And if you enjoy the story,
00:00:24.860 you have to sit and think that it should actually be twice as good.
00:00:26.940 So I'm in Cannes in the French Riviera.
00:00:28.460 It's blazing hot.
00:00:29.560 That's why you say it right.
00:00:30.300 And thank you, Dwee Sin.
00:00:31.740 I remember thinking, this is France.
00:00:33.500 Why is it so hot? 1.00
00:00:34.140 It felt like the fucking desert. 0.99
00:00:35.200 It's like 38 degrees. 0.99
00:00:36.780 It was crazy hot.
00:00:37.780 I've been out drinking the night before.
00:00:38.680 I woke up in the morning.
00:00:40.120 I was there with Tristan and a good friend of mine.
00:00:42.500 The good friend of mine, we're going to give an alias.
00:00:45.180 I think a lot of people who know me well might know who it is.
00:00:47.280 But if you don't... 1.00
00:00:48.540 WL and going to a sex party with your brother. 1.00
00:00:50.880 ...know me that well. 0.99
00:00:51.440 We're going to give him an alias.
00:00:52.200 We're going to call him...
00:00:54.020 ...James.
00:00:56.480 So...
00:00:56.840 I'm with James.
00:00:57.700 And I wake up in the morning.
00:01:01.500 And James is at breakfast with these two chicks.
00:01:04.320 So I went to sleep.
00:01:05.840 Unsuccessful.
00:01:06.320 He had two chicks with him. 1.00
00:01:08.060 That's James.
00:01:09.280 So we're sitting there.
00:01:10.440 We're having breakfast.
00:01:11.400 These two girls obviously want to leave. 1.00
00:01:12.680 They have the walk of shame.
00:01:13.660 They still got their dresses and their heels and everything.
00:01:15.360 It's blazing hot.
00:01:16.480 I keep saying that because...
00:01:17.560 Maybe it's because I was dehydrated or maybe because I was hungover.
00:01:20.460 But the heat was super bothering me.
00:01:22.240 It was super, super, super hot.
00:01:24.360 France should never be that hot.
00:01:26.380 It pissed me off.
00:01:27.180 I'm angry at France for being that hot.
00:01:29.820 So we're having breakfast.
00:01:30.720 We're sitting there going, what should we do today?
00:01:31.960 We said, you know what?
00:01:32.500 It's so hot.
00:01:32.900 Let's just go chill by the beach or let's chill by a pool or something.
00:01:34.940 I was like, all right, cool.
00:01:36.040 So we walk out and we go to get in this taxi.
00:01:38.340 We've got beach clothes on.
00:01:39.560 So we've got like shorts and some vests on.
00:01:42.160 So we get in this taxi.
00:01:43.960 Shorts and vests on.
00:01:45.580 They got the strangest trip in Europe, man.
00:01:47.720 And this dude turns to us, the taxi driver, and goes, hey, man, what are you doing today?
00:01:51.000 We're like, oh, take us to a beach or a pool or something.
00:01:52.780 He goes, hey, I know, an amazing pool party, a really good pool party.
00:01:56.140 And we're like, oh, we just want to chill.
00:01:57.940 He goes, no, you can chill.
00:01:58.720 You can chill.
00:01:59.140 It's not crazy.
00:02:00.380 You know, you can just chill there.
00:02:01.700 We're like, okay, because we're not really in the mood to party.
00:02:03.620 We just want to go sit and relax somewhere.
00:02:04.860 He goes, I know this amazing pool party.
00:02:06.660 I can get you in.
00:02:08.100 And I thought, okay, this is weird.
00:02:09.760 Why is a taxi driver trying to get me into a pool party?
00:02:12.260 Well, I thought maybe he gets some commission.
00:02:13.820 This happens in places.
00:02:14.800 They get commission or something, whatever.
00:02:16.520 Then he goes to me, hey, are you on steroids?
00:02:18.960 To me, I was like, no.
00:02:20.340 He goes, are you sure?
00:02:21.420 I was like, yeah, I'm not on steroids.
00:02:22.820 Why?
00:02:23.540 Okay, because you're not allowed in the party if you take steroids.
00:02:27.380 I was like, that's weird.
00:02:29.780 Okay, well, no, I'm not on steroids.
00:02:31.180 I've never taken steroids in my life.
00:02:32.600 I do get that a lot, though.
00:02:33.620 People say, hey, you're on steroids.
00:02:35.200 I'm a G.
00:02:35.720 I don't need steroids.
00:02:36.560 Come on, please.
00:02:37.660 Blessed.
00:02:39.180 So anyway, he confirmed I wasn't on steroids.
00:02:42.940 He starts driving to this party.
00:02:44.600 So he starts driving, and it's kind of like the Hollywood hills of France.
00:02:48.880 He starts driving and driving and driving up these hills to these big, huge, gated mansions.
00:02:53.260 So he thought, okay, it's a pool party at a big mansion.
00:02:55.520 We're like, all right, cool.
00:02:56.120 So we're like, whose party is this?
00:02:57.520 And as we started to drive, he started to slowly give more and more details.
00:03:02.840 And he basically turned to us and goes, hey, man, you know, this is France.
00:03:05.660 You know, they like to party crazy in France.
00:03:07.520 And we're like, okay, what does that mean?
00:03:10.580 Anyway, as we get closer and closer to the destination, he starts to give more and more details until the point where we get basically outside the gate.
00:03:16.140 And he goes, okay, so this is a nude party.
00:03:19.340 And we're like, all right. 0.89
00:03:21.620 Brother, nude is not gay or anything, is it? 0.97
00:03:25.460 Chat, anybody, there's probably like only 10 of you, but I've been to a lot of sex parties. 0.96
00:03:30.420 And there's always a hint of fruity nature to them.
00:03:33.880 Just for the fact, like, you're also going to be naked around other men, which is just like kind of fruity just in nature. 0.98
00:03:39.780 Ideally, you go to a sex party and it's just other bitches there, but you can't get everything. 1.00
00:03:44.100 Thank you for the 10 Spice Guy. 0.99
00:03:45.220 You're really the J. Cole YouTube.
00:03:46.400 Your fan base is with you.
00:03:47.140 Appreciate you, bro.
00:03:49.340 He goes, no, no, no.
00:03:50.400 It's couples.
00:03:52.260 It's a man and a woman, couples only, or single women. 0.89
00:03:57.180 No single men are allowed except like three or four.
00:04:01.000 And I've chosen, and I know the owner, and I've told him about you two guys because you're in good shape and you're, you know, you two guys.
00:04:06.400 Hey, yo.
00:04:08.060 Single guys should never be allowed and also go as the single guys. 1.00
00:04:11.900 So, knowing what I know now, what basically happened is I got selected by a taxi driver to be one of the, in the, in the land of this swinger talk.
00:04:22.440 And you trusted him?
00:04:23.760 Hey, yo.
00:04:24.700 Bulls. 1.00
00:04:25.060 Like one of the big bad boy who fuck all the women. 1.00
00:04:27.480 That's what I've been selected to do. 1.00
00:04:28.900 But up until this point, even though they told me this, I was still quite ignorant to everything.
00:04:32.420 I was still kind of a bit like a few single guys, lots of single girls.
00:04:37.100 Why would single girls go to a party naked? 1.00
00:04:38.920 I don't know.
00:04:39.380 French are weird. 1.00
00:04:40.340 The French are weird. 1.00
00:04:41.580 So, I'm like, all right, cool.
00:04:43.100 So, let's go.
00:04:44.200 No, but nobody in the chat has been to a sex party, right?
00:04:47.100 So, me and James, we get out of the car. 0.98
00:04:49.640 We walk up and they got fucking security all around this mansion. 0.98
00:04:55.540 Security all over the place. 0.99
00:04:57.260 We go up to the front.
00:04:58.560 The taxi driver gets us in.
00:04:59.700 He talks to the lady.
00:05:00.480 The lady goes, no, no, no, no, no single men.
00:05:02.240 Taxi driver comes, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:03.360 Okay, okay.
00:05:04.100 You two did it.
00:05:04.680 Gives us a wristband.
00:05:06.280 And then before you can go any further.
00:05:07.460 How are you not sussed out at this point?
00:05:09.460 You're supposed to get completely naked.
00:05:10.800 But there were a few people in their underwear.
00:05:12.720 So, I thought, you know what? 1.00
00:05:13.480 Fuck it. 1.00
00:05:13.760 I'm going to go down to my underwear. 1.00
00:05:15.020 I'm not going to have my dick out. 1.00
00:05:16.380 Fuck this. 1.00
00:05:17.100 So, I got down to my underwear. 1.00
00:05:18.260 I said it here.
00:05:19.180 We walk into this party.
00:05:21.020 And we were there at the very beginning of the party.
00:05:23.020 This is about two o'clock in the afternoon now.
00:05:24.820 Two o'clock in the afternoon.
00:05:25.500 The party had not just started.
00:05:26.680 The party had just...
00:05:28.040 All the weirdos had just turned up and began to conversate. 0.98
00:05:31.880 But no one was fucking yet. 0.98
00:05:33.580 But all the weirdos were there. 0.98
00:05:35.100 And, like...
00:05:35.600 So, I'm sitting there trying to get a lay of the land.
00:05:37.820 So, I walked in.
00:05:39.200 There's a pool. 1.00
00:05:40.480 And I thought, fuck it. 1.00
00:05:41.200 It's trying to look as normal as possible. 1.00
00:05:42.460 Let me kind of sit on the edge of the pool with my feet hanging in the pool.
00:05:46.400 Get a drink.
00:05:47.520 And just chill.
00:05:48.660 So, I'm sitting in the pool with my feet in the pool.
00:05:50.900 James is here.
00:05:51.820 We've got a few Vulcan Lemonades.
00:05:53.160 We're sitting there chilling.
00:05:54.540 And I'm noticing the weirdos are starting to appear.
00:05:58.120 They're starting to come in in couples.
00:06:00.000 Mainly couples.
00:06:00.780 They said single girls. 1.00
00:06:01.540 There are maybe three or four single girls. 0.97
00:06:04.480 People are weird.
00:06:05.300 This is why you should not have single guys.
00:06:06.560 Let me tell you my quick story before he continues.
00:06:10.160 I had a weird incident.
00:06:12.140 Like, one of the last times...
00:06:15.480 I've been to a lot of sex parties.
00:06:18.800 And I was there one time with one of my girlfriends.
00:06:23.220 And we're dancing. 0.78
00:06:25.020 It's one of those sex parties where you're just like... 0.62
00:06:26.480 People are just dancing.
00:06:27.580 And there's a separate room for the...
00:06:29.740 But there's also one room where there's a dance floor.
00:06:32.400 And then people are like in their underwear. 0.99
00:06:33.900 Like, sexy dancing and shit like that. 0.98
00:06:36.120 And I'm there with my girl. 0.95
00:06:36.960 And then I see two single dudes come in.
00:06:39.900 And they do the hungry eyes.
00:06:46.120 Like, bears about to eat a fish.
00:06:48.320 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:48.800 They're like... 1.00
00:06:49.480 And I see them looking at my bitch. 1.00
00:06:51.980 It's like it is what it is. 1.00
00:06:54.980 What am I going to do?
00:06:56.280 Which is annoying.
00:06:57.180 Because the whole point of a sex party is...
00:06:59.220 You're supposed to be open and free and having fun.
00:07:01.140 And then there's two dudes off there. 0.99
00:07:03.560 Like, predators.
00:07:04.500 Like, on the prowl.
00:07:07.480 And so then I'm off to the side.
00:07:09.560 And I'm there chopping it up with...
00:07:12.240 I'm there, like, with two other guys.
00:07:14.240 And we all have, like, three... 0.99
00:07:15.560 We all have bad bitches with us. 1.00
00:07:17.380 The bad bitches... 1.00
00:07:18.480 The three of them are in the middle of the dance floor. 1.00
00:07:20.400 Like, that's like...
00:07:21.140 Like, touching each other. 1.00
00:07:23.600 And grabbing each other's asses and titties. 1.00
00:07:25.020 And, like, kissing each other. 1.00
00:07:26.080 And we're off to the side. 1.00
00:07:27.020 The three guys with the bad bitches. 1.00
00:07:28.160 Like, yeah. 1.00
00:07:29.140 Yo, look at our bitches go. 1.00
00:07:31.140 Woo! 0.99
00:07:32.480 Yeah.
00:07:33.300 And then the two single guys are like...
00:07:34.980 And so the three girls are there dancing and try to...
00:07:37.940 And you know when you're at a party...
00:07:39.400 And, like, guys are trying to do the...
00:07:42.320 Yeah.
00:07:43.420 They're trying to...
00:07:44.160 Trying to get a girl to twerk on them. 1.00
00:07:45.980 They're doing the...
00:07:46.980 The shuffle walk to try to get an angle.
00:07:51.400 And I noticed this.
00:07:52.380 And so I pull my girl away.
00:07:53.420 I'm like, okay, chill out.
00:07:55.100 There's a guy.
00:07:56.220 She doesn't notice.
00:07:57.220 It's because she's there... 1.00
00:07:58.140 With the other two bad bitches. 1.00
00:08:01.620 I'm like, okay, just back up. 1.00
00:08:03.080 And so they got...
00:08:04.140 Whatever.
00:08:06.040 Ten minutes goes by.
00:08:07.600 I pull her away.
00:08:08.620 Start dancing with her.
00:08:09.400 She's dancing on me.
00:08:10.260 Like, kind of like sexy dancing.
00:08:11.360 Same thing. 1.00
00:08:11.860 Like, bro, one of the bitches there was so fucking bad. 1.00
00:08:14.380 And, like, even his guy let me, like, grab her ass and shit like that. 1.00
00:08:16.600 I'm like, yo, thank you. 1.00
00:08:17.640 Because she got one of the best asses I've ever seen. 1.00
00:08:19.800 That's what the environment should be at a sex party. 1.00
00:08:21.860 Like, yo, you bitch bad. 1.00
00:08:22.820 Yeah, my bitch bad too. 1.00
00:08:23.760 Let him kiss. 1.00
00:08:24.540 Let's look at him.
00:08:25.660 Anyway, the two guys off to the side are, like, standing off to the wall. 0.99
00:08:28.840 They ain't got no bitches, bro. 1.00
00:08:29.780 Because you showed up at a party with no bitches. 1.00
00:08:31.340 Like, nobody wants to share with you. 0.99
00:08:33.360 I like sharing with the other two guys. 0.99
00:08:34.620 Because, like, yo, we all have bad bitches. 1.00
00:08:36.320 Let's... 0.99
00:08:36.680 We can rock together.
00:08:37.800 You feel me?
00:08:39.320 You feel me? 1.00
00:08:40.500 Your bitch got a great ass. 1.00
00:08:41.700 And, like, at one point, like, me and, like, all the other guys are like, yo, feel my girl's ass. 1.00
00:08:45.800 And then we all go up and feel it. 1.00
00:08:47.320 Like, yo, bro, your bitch got a... 1.00
00:08:49.380 Whoa! 1.00
00:08:50.680 Lucky you.
00:08:52.740 The people off to the side, like, at a certain point, they keep trying. 0.99
00:08:55.740 And now they're tight because they ain't getting no pussy. 1.00
00:08:57.760 And we're all there, like, having fun. 0.99
00:08:59.740 And then at a certain point, they can't get nothing.
00:09:02.060 They're drunk.
00:09:03.420 And they're about to leave. 1.00
00:09:04.500 And this one dude, he points at me and he goes, I'm gonna take you, bitch. 1.00
00:09:08.160 I'm gonna take you, bitch. 1.00
00:09:09.620 Yelling. 1.00
00:09:10.180 At a sex party, everyone's having fun. 1.00
00:09:11.980 And this guy's like, I'm gonna take you, bitch. 1.00
00:09:14.940 And just, like, in my girl's on me. 1.00
00:09:16.500 She's like, what?
00:09:17.640 And it's like, okay.
00:09:19.120 And then they just walk away.
00:09:20.540 And that was that.
00:09:21.160 But that's why you should not invite single guys to a sex party. 1.00
00:09:25.900 Because they're fucking... 1.00
00:09:26.900 Men fucking suck. 1.00
00:09:29.180 I know I hate on women all the time, too. 1.00
00:09:30.900 But that's why, like, men get creepy when they don't get pussy. 1.00
00:09:33.940 Men get weird when they don't have the female balance. 1.00
00:09:36.220 They're not fun to be around in that environment. 0.99
00:09:39.100 They just suck up the energy.
00:09:40.460 They get all weird. 1.00
00:09:41.320 I'm gonna take you, bitch. 1.00
00:09:42.500 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:09:43.620 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:09:48.160 Get the fuck up out of here. 0.99
00:09:49.000 So, yeah. 0.98
00:09:52.780 Moral of the story. 1.00
00:09:53.620 Bring a bitch to the sex party. 1.00
00:09:55.860 Bring a bitch to the sex party. 1.00
00:09:57.140 Those shits are fun, man. 1.00
00:09:58.160 Like, in the right environment, they can be really fun. 1.00
00:10:00.520 There was loads of couples.
00:10:06.060 There was me and James.
00:10:07.200 And then there was the other dude, which we're gonna get into in a minute, who had been chosen as a bull.
00:10:12.180 So we're sitting there.
00:10:13.260 And as the couples would come in, like, a man would walk in with his wife and start introducing...
00:10:17.900 I thought he was introducing himself to people.
00:10:19.780 But no, he was introducing his wife to people.
00:10:23.600 So they're all walking around introducing their wives to each other.
00:10:27.120 It clogged.
00:10:28.320 I said, ah, okay.
00:10:29.320 I see what's going on.
00:10:30.260 And then in the corner, there was a door.
00:10:32.320 And up the door, the door to depravity.
00:10:34.260 Rod said, my boy invited me to a yang bang, but I'm not out here trying to let some dude's wife get aired out. 1.00
00:10:39.340 Like, has to say, kind of quality.
00:10:41.580 Alright, not for you.
00:10:43.380 But if some bit, like, Tate's about to talk about it now.
00:10:45.980 Like, these old dudes want to see their wives. 0.99
00:10:47.940 Like, just want to show off their wives and have hot wives and shit like that. 1.00
00:10:51.400 Personally, I just, I like that. 0.99
00:10:52.800 It's more fun than going to a club where everyone's just trying to show off and standing in a section. 1.00
00:10:58.060 Like, ultimately, I'm trying to fuck. 0.99
00:11:00.600 So if I'm gonna go out and spend time, like, I gotta get dressed up and stand there. 0.99
00:11:03.960 Pretend like I'm not horny. 1.00
00:11:05.200 Let's just go to a sex club and let me grab your wife's ass and shit. 1.00
00:11:08.960 There was bedrooms. 1.00
00:11:10.720 So I was like, okay, well, you know what?
00:11:12.540 Maybe this won't be too weird.
00:11:14.000 Because a bunch of people are gonna meet by the pool. 1.00
00:11:16.240 And they're gonna go upstairs and fuck. 1.00
00:11:18.420 And I'll just sit here by the pool and have a few drinks. 1.00
00:11:20.560 And then I'll leave.
00:11:21.720 That's my goal.
00:11:23.060 I thought it wouldn't get too bad.
00:11:24.440 It wouldn't get too out of control.
00:11:26.260 So I'm sitting there chilling. 0.57
00:11:27.860 Now, the problem with swingers and this sex party stuff, 0.62
00:11:32.020 the problem with all of it is the same.
00:11:33.500 It doesn't matter if you're in France or anywhere in the world.
00:11:35.900 It's never beautiful people.
00:11:38.300 It's DMV people.
00:11:39.680 I swear to God.
00:11:40.800 That's kind of the problem is because I'm always the youngest person there. 0.99
00:11:43.880 And the bitches I bring there are always the youngest, baddest bitches for the most part. 1.00
00:11:48.080 Sometimes, like, that was a unique instance, like, in that situation where they're like, 1.00
00:11:51.400 and he let me grab his girl's ass like, 1.00
00:11:54.220 whoa, this bitch got one of the best asses I ever put my hands on, son. 1.00
00:11:57.540 For the most part, the people who go there, they can't really get laid. 1.00
00:12:02.820 Like, you know, and I realized that afterwards. 0.94
00:12:04.380 Like, I'd rather just have my own sex party. 0.99
00:12:05.940 Rather bring four bitches to the crib and do, you know, rather do a thing here. 1.00
00:12:09.560 But I wanted to, I believed in, like, open whatever bullshit. 1.00
00:12:13.480 For the most part, it's DMV people. 0.99
00:12:15.800 They look like it's an airport line and naked. 1.00
00:12:18.140 I fuck beautiful women. 1.00
00:12:24.400 Genuinely beautiful women. 1.00
00:12:26.000 And the problem is with all this swingers and stuff, it's never supermodels.
00:12:29.340 Because if a girl is that sexually liberal and she's genuinely hot, 1.00
00:12:33.520 she's on a billionaire's boat.
00:12:34.840 It's not a party. 1.00
00:12:35.200 She doesn't need to be at a sex party with a bunch of, like, ugly people around. 1.00
00:12:37.920 That anyone would, like, end up in on accident or something. 0.99
00:12:40.620 And they certainly wouldn't be banging random French dudes. 0.96
00:12:43.580 Even if it is a nice house. 0.99
00:12:44.620 Like, they're prostitutes for the highest possible level. 1.00
00:12:47.440 They're, like, sexually liberal and they're actually hot. 0.99
00:12:49.740 So, the problem with all swinging and all examples of swinging I've ever seen
00:12:52.880 is that they're just not hot.
00:12:55.040 Yeah.
00:12:55.520 So, I mean, a couple of the girls were sevens. 1.00
00:12:58.560 The dudes, a bunch of dudes. 0.98
00:13:01.180 A bunch of girls were, like, fives and shit. 1.00
00:13:03.080 And it's really hard to separate yourself from that. 1.00
00:13:06.820 Because you see, like, the hairy and the balls and, like, dudes with dick. 1.00
00:13:12.060 Like, dudes in that environment. 1.00
00:13:14.040 It's just, like, get the fuck away from me. 0.53
00:13:16.520 It wasn't hot. 0.99
00:13:18.000 It wasn't hot.
00:13:18.860 I don't want you to think for any moment it was 1% arousing.
00:13:22.220 Because it was 0% arousing the whole time.
00:13:24.600 So, I'm sitting there and I'm, like, ah.
00:13:27.260 And it dawned on me why I'm there.
00:13:28.660 Because everyone keeps looking at me.
00:13:30.800 Just looking at me.
00:13:31.900 Because I have no shirt on, obviously. 0.99
00:13:33.480 My muscles are out and shit. 0.99
00:13:35.620 For once in my life, I'm trying to not look big. 0.99
00:13:38.340 I'm trying to just, like, you know, just chill a bit. 0.99
00:13:40.020 Like, fucking leave me alone. 0.98
00:13:41.600 So, I'm sitting there. 0.99
00:13:42.160 Anyway, girls kept coming over and guys kept coming over, introducing themselves to me.
00:13:47.280 Like, ah, hello.
00:13:48.560 What's your name?
00:13:50.140 Hi.
00:13:51.140 Hi.
00:13:51.500 So, I'm reluctantly talking to these, like, being as polite as bare minimum.
00:13:57.040 But saying as little as possible to these people.
00:13:59.500 And most of the guys who go to that on a regular basis, they're pretty open.
00:14:04.980 If you get what I'm saying.
00:14:05.920 They're very, very open for the most part.
00:14:09.880 Alarming to me.
00:14:10.980 I'm, I didn't know that.
00:14:13.340 Chat, if you haven't been to a sex party, you don't really, it's, it's cool for the experience.
00:14:19.080 It's cool.
00:14:19.780 It's cool, like, but it's hard to find a really good one.
00:14:23.220 And you're not going to find one with young and hot people.
00:14:26.280 It's going to be library people. 0.99
00:14:31.640 And, uh, James goes, there's no way we're going to come to a sex party and not fuck something. 1.00
00:14:37.440 And I said, bro, you can fuck what you want. 1.00
00:14:40.680 I'm not fucking anything. 1.00
00:14:41.780 There's no way, none of this is appealing to me. 0.99
00:14:44.480 Bro, matter of fact, I've been to, like, eight, I've been to, like, eight of these sex parties. 1.00
00:14:48.660 I have never actually, like, fucked another bitch besides one of the bitches that I brought there. 1.00
00:14:54.940 Never. 1.00
00:14:55.920 I just, I can't mentally do it.
00:14:57.960 The other guys there, the creepy, the guys in the corner.
00:15:00.900 There's literally some dudes who just show up just to be in the corner watching.
00:15:07.000 And I'm like, bro, this is, this is not how I can't focus.
00:15:11.800 Why are you here?
00:15:12.700 I don't.
00:15:15.320 Really, I never have, like, you know, like a couple of, but not, I can't do it.
00:15:21.420 But I do like how weird it is. 0.98
00:15:25.260 Because it's so different than going to the fucking club with a section in a bottle. 0.98
00:15:28.860 None of this is 1% appealing to me. 0.99
00:15:31.380 I do not find this sexually attractive or arousing in any regard.
00:15:34.060 I just want to get out of here in one piece.
00:15:35.740 This is weird. 0.99
00:15:36.360 This is some Hills Have Eyes shit. 1.00
00:15:38.180 And he goes, no, I'm going to fuck something. 1.00
00:15:39.560 I was like, bro, you can fuck what you want. 1.00
00:15:41.340 I ain't fucking anything. 1.00
00:15:43.140 So we're sitting there. 0.99
00:15:44.020 I've had, like, four or five drinks by now. 1.00
00:15:45.460 And the more I drink, the less I want to fuck. 0.98
00:15:47.180 I'm not getting drunk and going, yay. 1.00
00:15:48.480 I was in that shit fucked up, bro. 1.00
00:15:50.320 I ain't going to lie, bro. 1.00
00:15:51.060 I popped the Mali for the first couple ones.
00:15:53.160 I was really just trying to separate myself mentally.
00:15:55.800 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 1.00
00:15:56.960 I even popped the fucking Viagra for the shit. 1.00
00:15:58.980 I still couldn't fucking get in the... 1.00
00:16:01.000 Chat, I'm just talking to you all right now. 0.86
00:16:04.780 Don't share this to anybody. 0.93
00:16:06.140 But, like, I deadass, like, I could not fucking... 0.97
00:16:08.300 It was just... 0.98
00:16:09.120 Man, it's so hard.
00:16:10.760 It's so hard to just get yourself there, man. 0.98
00:16:12.720 There's too many gross men. 0.99
00:16:14.860 Too many gross women, too. 1.00
00:16:17.840 But it's interesting. 0.98
00:16:19.180 Y'all should do it just for the environment. 0.99
00:16:21.500 Because in one second, everyone's just talking and making stupid small talk. 1.00
00:16:25.640 And then you blink. 1.00
00:16:26.820 You know, you get a drink or go to the bathroom and you turn around. 0.99
00:16:28.940 And then everyone's fucking. 0.99
00:16:31.040 It's crazy. 1.00
00:16:32.340 It's crazy.
00:16:33.220 It feels like a dream.
00:16:35.320 Hey, I'm getting drunk and thinking, nah.
00:16:38.240 Anyway, so I'm sitting there chilling.
00:16:39.420 Anyway, the third guy that must have been selected from the street, 0.99
00:16:43.140 the third dude to fuck the women, walks in. 1.00
00:16:47.900 And it's some big black dude from fucking fuck knows where. 1.00
00:16:53.460 The deep, dark Sahara. 1.00
00:16:54.960 He was as dark as the night.
00:16:56.420 About my size, black. 0.92
00:16:58.400 And when he walks in, it goes into full depravity. 0.99
00:17:01.300 Because as you know, all these cucks and these weirdos 1.00
00:17:04.280 like the idea of their wives getting fucked by black guys. 1.00
00:17:06.660 I don't know why. 1.00
00:17:08.160 But that's just how it is.
00:17:09.060 So my little safe space, which was the pool and garden, 0.92
00:17:14.100 now starts becoming an orgy. 1.00
00:17:16.720 Where this black dude starts running around fucking anything at random. 1.00
00:17:20.400 And I'm saying this. 0.99
00:17:21.220 I'm not being racist because I'm half black.
00:17:22.880 But all the brothers out here know I'm telling the truth. 1.00
00:17:25.000 These motherfuckers don't care. 1.00
00:17:27.060 Black dudes will fuck anything. 1.00
00:17:28.680 They don't care. 1.00
00:17:29.900 He came into the party and where I was.
00:17:31.580 Yo, bro, you see, you really see the difference in racist too. 0.91
00:17:34.620 The black people at those parties, 1.00
00:17:36.600 like, they'll be a bitch fucking, like, on a bed. 1.00
00:17:39.400 And the black dudes will just walk up, dick out, like. 1.00
00:17:45.180 Like, just aiming for the mouth. 1.00
00:17:46.760 Just like, no, no giving a fuck. 1.00
00:17:49.880 And they're talkative. 0.99
00:17:51.440 Black people are the most talkative people at these parties. 1.00
00:17:54.580 Like, you'll be here, like, trying to focus like you with a bitch. 1.00
00:17:56.980 And then there's a black couple. 1.00
00:17:57.880 Yeah, you fucking are good. 1.00
00:17:59.580 And like, even the girls, like, 1.00
00:18:01.320 Mm-hmm, you fuck that girl. 1.00
00:18:03.520 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:18:04.080 Like, give me, yo, let me concentrate. 1.00
00:18:07.040 Leave me the fuck alone. 1.00
00:18:08.960 Black people are so open. 1.00
00:18:10.920 Like, white people are more like, timid black. 1.00
00:18:13.560 I swear, I'm telling you, 0.98
00:18:15.280 there's a very obvious racial difference there.
00:18:18.820 And there's no Asian people, really.
00:18:20.360 There's no Asian people, really.
00:18:22.400 It's completely, I was disgusted and upset by what I saw.
00:18:26.420 To him, it was like a candy shop.
00:18:29.320 The excitement in his eyes.
00:18:30.740 He loved it.
00:18:32.280 So that's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:18:33.120 The guy, I'm gonna take you, bitch. 1.00
00:18:34.980 I'm gonna take you, bitch. 1.00
00:18:36.220 Bro, he looked hungry. 1.00
00:18:40.380 Big black dude, now naked, with his boner, 1.00
00:18:42.760 is running around having sex with one girl for, like, 10 seconds, 1.00
00:18:45.720 another girl for a minute. 0.99
00:18:46.920 So my little safe area is now starting to become an orgy. 1.00
00:18:49.600 I'm like, fuck. 1.00
00:18:50.140 Fuck, now I can't escape. 1.00
00:18:51.820 Now there's sex everywhere. 1.00
00:18:52.900 Sex noises. 0.91
00:18:55.220 You know, like, you're trying to have a,
00:18:56.820 you're by the pool, you're trying to have vodka and or and thing,
00:18:59.200 and you can hear it behind you.
00:19:02.480 I'm like, why?
00:19:03.860 Why is this happening?
00:19:04.860 Why am I here? 1.00
00:19:07.580 James turns to me and goes, now we have to fuck something. 0.99
00:19:10.340 And I was like, oh, man. 0.99
00:19:11.520 See, that's exactly, you know, people in the chat are saying I have ED. 1.00
00:19:14.400 It's the pressure to fuck. 1.00
00:19:15.980 Because some people that are so happy to be there, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:19:19.300 Like, that's their time to shine. 1.00
00:19:21.840 And you're like, oh, shit. 1.00
00:19:23.700 You're just, like, drinking it, like, oh, whoa. 1.00
00:19:26.140 Like, you know, I go, I like talking to a bitch a little bit before. 1.00
00:19:30.900 Like, a little bit of, maybe I'm gay. 1.00
00:19:33.000 I like a little bit of foreplay.
00:19:34.300 Like, hey, you know, something.
00:19:36.620 And then it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:19:38.440 And you're like, whoa.
00:19:39.200 And then you feel the pressure to perform.
00:19:41.380 Because you see that one dude who's running around.
00:19:43.440 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 1.00
00:19:44.600 I'm every bitch in the party. 1.00
00:19:45.840 And you're like, oh, like, okay. 1.00
00:19:48.340 And now it's like a competition.
00:19:50.840 That's the weird part of it.
00:19:51.840 It's like you feel like you're competing.
00:19:53.260 You got to perform.
00:19:54.120 You got to put on a show.
00:19:55.360 There's people watching you.
00:19:56.520 There's people who expect something from you.
00:19:58.900 You're the younger guy there.
00:20:00.860 Like, people are expecting you to do something. 1.00
00:20:02.820 And you're like, I'm just trying to get my dick sucked. 1.00
00:20:04.740 And there's dude, it's weird. 1.00
00:20:07.800 It's weird.
00:20:08.620 I'm telling you, it's weird.
00:20:11.080 But it's interesting.
00:20:12.500 It's different than anything you've ever experienced.
00:20:14.740 It's like being in a movie in real life. 0.98
00:20:17.540 You're like, how the fuck are people right there? 0.98
00:20:22.360 Like, literally right there. 0.97
00:20:25.680 Pounding.
00:20:27.000 And I'm here like.
00:20:31.380 And just animals. 1.00
00:20:32.860 Just people turn into fucking animals, son. 1.00
00:20:35.600 I don't want to have sex with anything here. 1.00
00:20:39.420 I don't want to have sex with anyone. 0.95
00:20:41.260 Anyway, there was this one girl the whole time I've been saying this in this whole story 0.66
00:20:45.200 who'd been eyeing me up.
00:20:46.280 And she's the only girl who's actually kind of hot.
00:20:50.180 I'd say she's a seven and a half.
00:20:52.360 And she didn't look French.
00:20:53.780 She might have been Polish or something. 1.00
00:20:55.060 Blonde.
00:20:56.260 She was, she was, you know what?
00:20:57.560 She was hot when she was 19, but now she's 27. 0.52
00:21:01.300 One of them.
00:21:03.000 So this girl's been eyeing me up the whole time. 1.00
00:21:04.940 I know what she wants, but I already made a conscious decision I'm not going to fuck anything. 1.00
00:21:07.820 But then I also made the decision, if everything goes wrong and I have to fuck someone, I'll fuck her. 1.00
00:21:14.080 And what actually made her a choice for me is that when the black dude came and tried to stick his dick in her, 1.00
00:21:19.800 she was like, no, no, and was only, she wanted me, only me, some loyalty amongst the sex party. 1.00
00:21:25.880 And I find, I'm like that too.
00:21:26.880 I like a little bit of loyalty. 1.00
00:21:28.620 If I saw a bitch get fucking ran through at the party, yo, bro, bro, bro. 1.00
00:21:33.040 I saw some bitches give fucking mad, like suck mad dick and then try to kiss me. 1.00
00:21:39.820 I saw a bitch eat ass and then try to kiss me at the same party. 1.00
00:21:45.120 I'm like, no, maybe, maybe I'm fruity, but I'm like, this is a little bit of, a little bit of decency, a little something. 1.00
00:21:54.520 Loyalty attractive in females.
00:21:56.480 So I was like, okay.
00:21:57.640 So I'm sitting there anyway. 1.00
00:21:58.760 James is like, we have to fuck something, we have to fuck something. 1.00
00:22:00.640 I'm like, no. 1.00
00:22:01.260 And by now, and I want you to understand, it's, it's a full blown orgy. 0.98
00:22:06.220 Everybody's either having sex or wanking besides me and James. 0.99
00:22:11.820 That was me, bro. 0.98
00:22:12.880 And we're sitting there trying to not look around us.
00:22:17.360 It, it, it reeks of desperation.
00:22:19.840 It felt like a zoo.
00:22:21.840 Animal, bro. 1.00
00:22:23.520 Dead ass. 1.00
00:22:24.200 People turned. 1.00
00:22:25.140 It's, it's a, it's just flips a switch. 1.00
00:22:27.680 Some fuck. 1.00
00:22:28.400 One person starts fucking and then animals, animals. 1.00
00:22:33.000 People's like the same person who thought was a sophisticated guy or like sophisticated, wearing a dress. 1.00
00:22:38.320 Turn into fucking animals, son. 0.99
00:22:41.320 And the monkeys start having sex in the zoo and it's kind of like a bit, not embarrassing because they're just monkeys, but you're kind of a bit like, is that necessary right now? 1.00
00:22:51.500 It, it, that's exactly how it felt to me.
00:22:53.960 It felt like I was in a zoo.
00:22:55.240 It felt desperate.
00:22:56.300 It wasn't sex. 1.00
00:22:57.220 It was pathetic. 1.00
00:22:58.540 Like, it was just, it's so needy. 1.00
00:22:59.740 Like, people really need to get this shit out of their system. 1.00
00:23:03.280 They need this. 1.00
00:23:05.380 Every, just sex everywhere. 0.99
00:23:07.300 All around me.
00:23:08.220 Anyway, in the midst of the chaos, I finished my like 10th drink.
00:23:13.320 So I'm semi-drunk and I'm still completely unappealed on the thing.
00:23:16.560 This girl, the Polish girl, comes up to me and she goes, I prefer privacy. 1.00
00:23:22.640 And I said, uh, yeah, me too.
00:23:24.940 And she goes, do you want to go upstairs?
00:23:27.260 And James goes to me, and I'm sitting there and James was super jealous. 1.00
00:23:31.640 He didn't say anything, but I could tell he was jealous because he wanted to fuck her. 0.99
00:23:34.280 So that made it a little bit more appealing. 1.00
00:23:36.080 And I was like, oh, you know what?
00:23:37.120 This ain't really my thing.
00:23:38.160 She goes, oh no, we'll just go upstairs and talk.
00:23:39.960 You know, there's private rooms so we don't have to be around all this.
00:23:43.420 And I was like, all right, okay, let's go.
00:23:46.200 So I thought maybe she's normal. 1.00
00:23:47.500 Like, man, poor James and L man's for feeling proud that you took his bitch, bro. 1.00
00:23:51.780 Come on. 0.99
00:23:52.200 He's like, oh, that made it more appealing that I made my friend jealous.
00:23:55.460 Me.
00:23:55.940 You know, she's the hottest one here. 1.00
00:23:57.780 I'm the hottest one here.
00:23:59.120 Hottest guy, hottest girl.
00:24:00.300 Maybe this is all unappealing to her.
00:24:01.920 Or maybe this is all, you know, it's a bit too weird.
00:24:04.800 And she wants to go to private room. 1.00
00:24:06.020 I mean, obviously she wants to fuck me, obviously. 1.00
00:24:07.820 But, you know, it's just us alone. 1.00
00:24:09.600 We can fuck. 1.00
00:24:10.320 And that's going to be completely degenerate. 1.00
00:24:11.840 That's going to be completely weird.
00:24:14.220 So we get up.
00:24:14.940 We start walking up to the top.
00:24:16.720 We go.
00:24:17.520 We walk past one empty room.
00:24:19.300 We walk past another empty room.
00:24:20.180 I go to go in.
00:24:20.700 She goes, no, no, no.
00:24:21.380 Gets my hand and carries on walking me up another flight of stairs.
00:24:24.020 W, girl.
00:24:24.820 Okay.
00:24:25.840 She's in front of me.
00:24:27.000 Hold my hand.
00:24:27.440 I walk up to the other front of the stairs.
00:24:28.520 And she opens this room.
00:24:29.520 And we walk in.
00:24:30.600 And there's eight dudes naked.
00:24:34.600 All standing around the bed.
00:24:36.460 And she gets on the bed.
00:24:38.540 And I was like, no.
00:24:40.240 So you just tried to get a ninth guy.
00:24:42.860 So here I...
00:24:43.820 L, girl.
00:24:44.420 I don't know why I said that.
00:24:45.380 You know what?
00:24:45.700 She fooled me. 1.00
00:24:47.160 She made me think there was some slither of normality in this bitch. 1.00
00:24:51.320 It turns out she'd been scooping select guys one by... 0.99
00:24:54.280 With the same game.
00:24:55.880 Oh, there's a little more privacy.
00:24:57.600 And they were, oh, my God. 1.00
00:24:59.120 This bitch is a demon, son. 1.00
00:25:00.780 I won with her fucking eyes. 1.00
00:25:02.540 And putting them all in this room. 1.00
00:25:04.180 And making them wait until she got, I don't know, 10. 0.95
00:25:06.360 Maybe it's a magic number.
00:25:07.320 I was guy number nine. 1.00
00:25:08.960 And then we're all going to fuck her. 1.00
00:25:10.480 I guess that's what she wanted. 1.00
00:25:12.420 So when I walked in, I saw these other dudes.
00:25:14.680 I was like, nah, I'm leaving.
00:25:16.400 Bye.
00:25:17.160 She got eight guys to stand naked around a bed waiting for their turn. 1.00
00:25:22.440 That bitch is a fucking demon, yo. 1.00
00:25:25.720 That's game. 1.00
00:25:27.060 Bitches usually don't have game. 1.00
00:25:28.420 She had the game to get eight guys to wait to run a train on her. 1.00
00:25:34.700 I turned around and left.
00:25:35.500 Like infinity stones, bro.
00:25:37.380 And I heard them all sing in French.
00:25:40.220 I can guess what they were saying.
00:25:41.760 Why come here if you don't like to do this? 0.99
00:25:43.880 I'm probably complaining that I didn't want to jump in like a fucking French weirdo. 1.00
00:25:48.560 So when I came back down, James had now vanished. 0.98
00:25:50.560 Because he was pissed off now.
00:25:51.920 Because I walked off with the hot girl. 1.00
00:25:54.260 Everyone's having sex but him. 0.95
00:25:55.800 And he vanished. 0.62
00:25:57.120 So I'm back down by the pool by myself now.
00:26:00.140 And a rumor is starting to spread. 0.98
00:26:02.660 Why am I there if I'm not fucking? 0.98
00:26:04.840 I'm like, I could be a journalist. 0.99
00:26:07.360 Or I could be recording.
00:26:08.660 So now rumor's starting to spread amongst people.
00:26:10.680 Because people are looking at me weird.
00:26:12.400 And me walking out of that sexual encounter must have been the beginning of it.
00:26:15.880 I don't know if there's an alarm or something.
00:26:17.840 I don't know if they sent a text message.
00:26:19.460 I don't know what they did.
00:26:20.640 But by the time I was back downstairs, security were looking at me weird.
00:26:24.680 People were looking at me weird.
00:26:25.600 Everyone was looking at me weird.
00:26:26.740 Yeah, at that point you feel like, bro, you gotta like, you're wearing underwear.
00:26:30.200 You gotta do something. 1.00
00:26:31.580 You gotta suck a titty. 1.00
00:26:32.620 You gotta be something. 1.00
00:26:35.640 Now, the owner of this whole thing was a real, real fat dude. 0.64
00:26:41.060 And he was the DJ. 0.71
00:26:43.000 So the DJ is a super fat guy who organizes all these parties. 1.00
00:26:47.040 And the most annoying thing about this fat cunt is that when he's DJ, he MCs. 1.00
00:26:53.880 And when he MCs, all he says over and over again is, 1.00
00:26:58.620 Oh my God!
00:27:00.540 Like that.
00:27:01.000 Now, I know it doesn't sound annoying, but when you're sitting there.
00:27:03.620 That sounds incredibly annoying.
00:27:04.840 Especially, imagine trying to get a horror chat and there's a guy on the mic.
00:27:08.660 Oh my God!
00:27:09.820 And you're just trying to like, get in the zone.
00:27:11.600 Imagine, you're at a pool. 0.84
00:27:12.880 Everyone's having sex. 0.95
00:27:13.900 It's unattractive. 0.98
00:27:15.580 There's sex noise everywhere. 1.00
00:27:17.540 There's a big black dude having sex with everyone at random. 1.00
00:27:20.040 You're trying to drink and be left alone. 0.99
00:27:21.700 And every three seconds, some French prick on a mic was going, 1.00
00:27:25.460 Oh my God!
00:27:26.920 Over and over and over again.
00:27:28.220 It was like, it was like a personal hell. 0.97
00:27:32.280 So anyway, this fat guy comes over to me and goes, 0.95
00:27:34.800 What's your name? 0.83
00:27:36.440 I was like, Andrew.
00:27:37.900 He goes, Oh, you want to talk over here a second?
00:27:41.860 I was like, okay.
00:27:43.020 So he took me to the corner and he goes,
00:27:44.460 You have a problem with our party?
00:27:46.520 I was like, no, I've just never been to a party like this before.
00:27:49.140 And it's just a bit unusual for me.
00:27:50.860 So, you know, I'm just trying to relax.
00:27:52.340 He goes, hmm, you are getting some suspicion.
00:27:55.080 If you do not want to have fun, you should not be here.
00:27:57.700 Your people are suspicious.
00:27:58.840 I was like, no, look, there's nothing crazy like that.
00:28:01.060 I'm just not comfortable.
00:28:03.140 He goes, okay, well, then he turned nice.
00:28:05.560 He goes, but you must come to the real party later.
00:28:08.820 I was like, what?
00:28:09.320 This isn't the real party?
00:28:10.240 He goes, no, this is the lunch party.
00:28:12.000 The real party's tonight.
00:28:14.600 I was like, okay. 0.99
00:28:15.400 What fucking time was it? 0.99
00:28:17.200 Give me his card. 0.99
00:28:18.520 So he took his card.
00:28:20.040 I was like, thanks.
00:28:21.160 Anyway, by the time I get back down the pool, James is sitting there.
00:28:23.460 I'm like, James, what happened?
00:28:24.220 He goes, bro, don't want to talk about it.
00:28:25.200 Let's leave.
00:28:26.040 I was like, so basically, the same thing that happened to me must have happened to you or worse.
00:28:30.360 But he was, he was.
00:28:32.180 Yeah, imagine DJ Khaled emceeing your party. 1.00
00:28:34.700 You're trying to like fuck a bitch and you hear DJ Khaled. 1.00
00:28:38.120 Fuck. 1.00
00:28:38.660 Jesus Christ, yo. 1.00
00:28:41.280 Traumas heist by whatever happened to his ass. 1.00
00:28:43.340 So I got a fucking, let's get out of here. 1.00
00:28:44.560 So we get up, we go to leave. 0.99
00:28:45.440 Yeah, we go to leave and we go to the security.
00:28:48.700 We got work.
00:28:49.120 You better put it in.
00:28:50.020 We the best music.
00:28:51.600 Oh my God.
00:28:52.480 And me.
00:28:52.940 We get a taxi.
00:28:54.140 No taxis.
00:28:54.880 No Ubers.
00:28:55.440 Nothing.
00:28:55.800 Nothing.
00:28:56.740 We're like, well, we need to get the fuck out of here.
00:28:58.260 We're up in a mansion. 0.73
00:28:59.660 It was a 20 minute drive up a hill.
00:29:01.880 We're at the top of the hill. 0.97
00:29:02.600 We need to get the fuck out of here. 0.58
00:29:03.360 How do we get out of here? 0.96
00:29:04.500 Then some old guy comes up to me and goes, ah, hello, Andrew.
00:29:07.600 One of the guys introduced himself to me earlier.
00:29:09.220 I was like, hi.
00:29:09.620 He goes, you're leaving already?
00:29:11.200 I was like, oh yeah.
00:29:12.880 I'm going to save myself for the real party later.
00:29:15.420 That's what I said.
00:29:16.040 Smooth.
00:29:17.600 He goes, ah. 1.00
00:29:18.640 And then the black guy fucks another bitch for like the eighth bitch at the party. 1.00
00:29:22.380 Another one. 1.00
00:29:24.340 Another one.
00:29:25.060 Yes.
00:29:25.780 Yes.
00:29:26.080 The real party is tonight.
00:29:27.880 And then I said, where can I get a taxi or an Uber?
00:29:29.720 He goes, just take my car.
00:29:31.980 I was like, oh, what?
00:29:32.560 You're driving?
00:29:33.020 He goes, no, no, no.
00:29:33.700 Just take my car.
00:29:34.580 Take my car.
00:29:36.480 I was like, what? 1.00
00:29:38.160 Well, I guess if you're going to let everyone fuck your wife, you might as well let people 1.00
00:29:40.440 drive your car. 1.00
00:29:41.100 I guess it's just how they look at life.
00:29:42.620 I was like, well, what should I do with the car?
00:29:43.700 He goes, park it in central can.
00:29:46.060 Send me location.
00:29:47.020 Leave the key underneath the tire.
00:29:48.720 No problem.
00:29:49.080 I was like, okay.
00:29:51.360 So he gives me his key.
00:29:52.240 It's a Mercedes.
00:29:52.920 It's not a great Mercedes.
00:29:53.900 It's a C-class Mercedes. 0.99
00:29:55.180 Remember, I am fucking drunk. 0.99
00:29:57.500 So me and James, we walk out. 0.99
00:29:58.960 We leave this party.
00:30:00.060 And when I leave this party, it was just a sigh of relief.
00:30:02.160 And I could hear, as I walked out the gates, I could hear the fading sound of clapping,
00:30:07.500 like of sex in the background.
00:30:09.040 From outside the gates, you could hear the...
00:30:12.680 And all the... 0.99
00:30:13.800 It was fucking disgusting. 0.99
00:30:16.300 Nothing about it was good, bro. 0.99
00:30:17.820 Nothing about this.
00:30:19.380 I'm reliving this.
00:30:20.520 I would genuinely never go to one of these parties ever again.
00:30:24.100 The whole thing was vile.
00:30:25.140 I like the zoo.
00:30:26.180 I like seeing people and their animal nature.
00:30:28.560 It's really just interesting. 0.99
00:30:30.300 That ass, I've been to so many of them. 1.00
00:30:31.780 I've never fucked a bitch that I didn't bring myself. 1.00
00:30:36.560 It's just so interesting to see people become fucking animals, bro. 1.00
00:30:43.500 So I go and I get in this car. 1.00
00:30:45.060 I'm fucking 20 drinks in. 0.86
00:30:46.300 I'm completely hammered. 0.98
00:30:47.260 And it ain't my car. 0.99
00:30:48.080 So I'm driving it like a complete dick. 0.98
00:30:49.760 You know what about drunk driving? 0.99
00:30:51.020 You can actually drink drive fine.
00:30:52.880 The problem with drunk driving isn't that you can't coordinate. 0.80
00:30:55.600 It's that you become too arrogant.
00:30:57.560 Too confident.
00:30:59.360 You know?
00:30:59.680 Like, if I were to drink drive and actually try and drive normally, it'd be fine.
00:31:02.800 But when you're drink driving, you deliberately, for some reason, want to drive a... 1.00
00:31:05.580 Become a fucking asshole. 1.00
00:31:06.580 You blast the music. 1.00
00:31:08.340 None of the rules matter anymore.
00:31:09.800 Come on. 0.99
00:31:10.920 Something about the drink makes you want to think you're fucking... 1.00
00:31:13.460 Like a Schumacher. 1.00
00:31:14.580 Especially me.
00:31:15.180 I am like a Schumacher.
00:31:16.080 So I'm really... 0.99
00:31:16.520 So I'm driving this guy's fucking Ferrari... 0.99
00:31:19.240 I'm sorry, Ferrari. 1.00
00:31:20.200 Fucking Mercedes like a dick. 1.00
00:31:22.120 Tire screeching, overtaking everyone. 1.00
00:31:24.000 Like a complete cunt. 1.00
00:31:25.240 If you please stop me, I would've been fucked. 1.00
00:31:26.880 Anyway, I get to Central Cannes. 0.99
00:31:27.900 Don't crash.
00:31:28.400 Come to the professional.
00:31:30.080 Key into the tire.
00:31:30.700 Whatever, whatever.
00:31:32.020 I text the guy, here's the location for the car.
00:31:33.920 Because he gave me his number.
00:31:35.420 Here's the location for the car.
00:31:36.720 He goes, ah, okay, perfect.
00:31:37.800 See you tonight.
00:31:38.860 So I run back to tell Tristan, because Tristan wasn't any part of this.
00:31:41.740 So I go to tell Tristan.
00:31:42.540 Me and James sit there with Tristan, and we tell Tristan the whole story from start to finish.
00:31:46.120 And Tristan goes to us, well, now you've got to go to the real party. 0.94
00:31:49.880 I mean, if you've seen that, and that's how fucked up it is, you've got to go to the real party. 0.94
00:31:55.560 And I was like, do I? 0.97
00:31:57.520 I know I'm going to hate it.
00:31:59.020 What I've seen already, I really hated.
00:32:01.380 And that was just a lunchtime thing.
00:32:02.680 Do I have to go to the real party?
00:32:04.860 Do I have to?
00:32:06.180 Tristan's like, you kind of do have to.
00:32:08.800 So I sat there, got another gin and tonic, continued to stay drunk.
00:32:12.060 And about 8 p.m., I looked at the car.
00:32:14.360 Bro, it's 8 p.m., and people turn it.
00:32:17.480 Bro, when I went to the parties, people don't go demon time until 3.
00:32:21.660 French people are different, yo.
00:32:23.380 And had the address for the real party.
00:32:25.960 Get in the taxi.
00:32:27.120 Give the dude the address.
00:32:28.460 Normal taxi driver this time.
00:32:29.900 Takes us.
00:32:30.800 It's a tiny little, I think it's a nightclub.
00:32:34.460 Inside it was a nightclub.
00:32:35.500 I think it was previously a nightclub that didn't make any money, and it got closed down.
00:32:39.020 And maybe these perverts bought it or rented it or something, because inside was really shabby.
00:32:42.240 But it had a few poles.
00:32:45.000 And it was a nightclub inside.
00:32:46.220 It was a nightclub.
00:32:48.020 Walked in.
00:32:49.080 Saw all the same kind of faces as before.
00:32:51.540 The same people. 0.99
00:32:52.580 DMV, mid people that you don't really want to fuck, you know. 1.00
00:32:56.100 But there was a whole bunch of new people as well. 0.99
00:32:58.380 And the same DJ playing music, oh my god, over and over.
00:33:03.280 We the best music!
00:33:05.360 I can't explain to you on this tape speech how many times he said, oh my god.
00:33:10.620 I want you to listen to a song, and every 11 to 12 seconds, another one, say, oh my god,
00:33:17.860 over it.
00:33:18.500 And after an hour, I guarantee you feel like murdering somebody.
00:33:22.480 So we walk into this club.
00:33:24.020 We gave them our, we said we were at the party earlier, blah, blah, blah. 0.99
00:33:26.620 The woman who's there goes, I recognize you, yes, hello, welcome, gentlemen, all this shit. 0.99
00:33:30.400 Walked in. 1.00
00:33:31.400 No one's having sex yet.
00:33:32.420 Just like the last party, everyone's kind of, you know, introducing each other. 0.99
00:33:35.000 A few girls got their tits out. 1.00
00:33:37.320 A couple dudes are starting to get naked. 1.00
00:33:39.220 You know, the French are weird. 1.00
00:33:41.700 Facts, bro. 0.99
00:33:42.740 I don't know what it is in the baguette, but like, goddamn, under the surface, the French 1.00
00:33:48.780 people are some of the freakiest motherfuckers in the West. 1.00
00:33:51.580 Dude, you must have been about 50, got naked, then go on the dance floor and just like start 1.00
00:33:56.720 to dance.
00:33:57.440 Just like, why?
00:33:59.860 Why?
00:34:00.700 Why?
00:34:02.000 Why would you do that?
00:34:03.160 Why would you get completely naked?
00:34:04.800 If you want to dance, just like, why would you get completely naked?
00:34:07.100 They just, they're just, they're just weird. 1.00
00:34:09.700 It's not even on no gay, fruity shit. 1.00
00:34:11.600 French people are just different. 1.00
00:34:13.120 I don't know why.
00:34:13.920 Is there any French people in the chat?
00:34:16.400 Je ne sais pourquoi, mais c'est bizarre. 1.00
00:34:20.440 Just to go do your shit dancing. 1.00
00:34:22.940 Everything, nothing made sense. 1.00
00:34:25.500 So the black dude's still there. 0.95
00:34:28.380 He's of course naked. 1.00
00:34:29.500 He's, he's in the corner with these two ugly women having sex with them. 1.00
00:34:34.840 And just like the last party, there's a little stairway upstairs. 0.99
00:34:39.140 But by this- 1.00
00:34:39.460 I swear to God, yo, the black, they don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:34:42.100 I'm telling you, they don't give a fuck in that sort of a- 1.00
00:34:44.220 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:34:45.260 You gonna fuck that bitch. 1.00
00:34:46.660 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:34:47.440 You gonna fuck her good, huh? 1.00
00:34:49.440 Like, why do you get so mad? 1.00
00:34:51.200 This is a woman speaking.
00:34:52.260 Mm-hmm.
00:34:52.960 Mm-hmm.
00:34:53.660 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:54.660 Slap her ass, honey. 1.00
00:34:56.440 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:34:58.540 Black dude's just walking around, like, hard the whole time. 1.00
00:35:01.900 Just anything. 0.86
00:35:02.660 Doesn't matter what they look like. 1.00
00:35:04.460 Fat white bitches, it's not a stereotype. 1.00
00:35:07.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:08.060 Come here, white bitch. 1.00
00:35:09.400 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:35:10.300 Mm-hmm.
00:35:10.960 At this point, I'm done with being polite. 0.99
00:35:14.620 I no longer give a shit about these people liking me. 0.99
00:35:16.940 I don't give a fuck anymore. 0.99
00:35:18.220 So I was like, you know what? 0.99
00:35:19.460 I'm just gonna go see what's upstairs.
00:35:20.920 I'm just gonna go look.
00:35:21.840 So I've experienced the whole thing. 0.96
00:35:23.800 I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:35:25.100 And Germans are weirder. 1.00
00:35:26.380 Germans are even weirder. 0.88
00:35:27.540 I went to this nightclub, Berghain, in Berlin.
00:35:30.260 And you- 0.90
00:35:31.300 Bro, there's a whole basement where you can poop and pee on each other. 1.00
00:35:34.940 There's little sections off in the club where the fuck- 1.00
00:35:37.940 You go to the bar for a drink, and there's just a box. 1.00
00:35:40.960 And they're fucking right there. 0.98
00:35:43.460 Right there. 0.99
00:35:44.600 And you don't want to be rude and intrude.
00:35:47.160 You let them do their thing.
00:35:48.500 Germans have dungeons.
00:35:50.320 I don't know what it is about Europe, but Americans need to step our game up, for real. 1.00
00:35:55.520 James goes, yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. 0.97
00:35:57.320 So we went to walk upstairs to the private rooms. 0.83
00:35:59.880 And this is where it got super weird.
00:36:01.880 So we went upstairs, and we're talking.
00:36:04.140 Talking about the party and how super-
00:36:05.480 Because we're fully dressed now.
00:36:06.560 We're fully dressed as normal.
00:36:08.020 And we got there, and there's a guard.
00:36:09.300 He goes,
00:36:09.460 I had to get naked. 0.99
00:36:12.180 I was like, fuck's sake. 1.00
00:36:13.720 And James goes, you go. 0.99
00:36:14.900 I was like, all right.
00:36:15.420 So he stayed there.
00:36:16.180 You had to get completely naked.
00:36:17.440 So I got completely naked and walked through the curtain, the velvet, purple curtain, and went through.
00:36:23.680 And when I went through, even though I was only making footsteps, people turned to me and went, shh, shh.
00:36:29.960 So you're not allowed to make noise.
00:36:30.960 And what it was, it was a corridor with, like, three rooms.
00:36:37.640 Room here, room here, and a room at the end.
00:36:39.880 Yeah?
00:36:40.160 So you have a room at the end, you have a room here, and you have a room here. 0.81
00:36:42.160 And there's people having sex in all the rooms. 0.98
00:36:44.880 And then the people in all the corridors stand there and just wank. 1.00
00:36:48.300 Like, so there's just dudes' asses all lining the corridor because they're all looking out at the sex. 0.99
00:36:57.020 And I'm kind of, like, walking naked in between all these dudes' asses, trying to see what's in the rooms. 1.00
00:37:04.340 And it's just depravity. 1.00
00:37:06.600 It's just 42-year-old women getting fucked by three dudes at once in one room. 1.00
00:37:13.100 Another room, some young girl, she was young, but she was ugly as fuck, getting analed by some guy. 1.00
00:37:20.400 It was just terrible. 1.00
00:37:22.780 There was nothing sexy about any of this.
00:37:25.000 It was horrible.
00:37:25.600 It's just people's release.
00:37:27.440 It's therapy.
00:37:29.260 French people walk around the most civilized and, like,
00:37:32.520 Hmm, eh, je ne sais quoi, c'est pas quoi.
00:37:35.600 Woo! 0.99
00:37:36.080 Like, sitting there just having, like, intellectual conversation avec mes amis.
00:37:40.900 But then, this is where they let it out. 0.99
00:37:44.120 This is where all the animal, all the fucking sophistication and clicking le café au lait, it goes out the window. 0.99
00:37:51.400 They need this. 1.00
00:37:52.500 They need to have ten dudes with their asses out pressed up on a wall while some ugly bitch gets railed by some dude named Jacques. 1.00
00:38:00.680 These must be the most sexually deprived people on earth. 1.00
00:38:04.240 These are people who don't get laid. 0.89
00:38:05.780 There's no other way you could possibly like this. 1.00
00:38:07.400 And a bunch of French men jerking off. 1.00
00:38:09.740 And the weirdest thing about it was everyone was silent. 0.99
00:38:11.880 All you could hear was the sex noise.
00:38:13.880 There wasn't even any groaning. 0.98
00:38:15.520 Even the women who were getting fucked weren't making noise. 1.00
00:38:17.860 It was just pure just... 1.00
00:38:19.400 All these dudes fucking. 1.00
00:38:25.820 So I walk to the end. 1.00
00:38:27.760 Around, okay.
00:38:28.600 Walk back.
00:38:29.860 And as I'm walking, again, I must have made too much noise.
00:38:31.920 Some French guy turns and looks at me.
00:38:33.220 And I just looked at him back like, what? 1.00
00:38:35.200 I'll knock you the fuck out. 0.99
00:38:36.420 Because now I'm annoyed. 1.00
00:38:37.360 It's too fucking weird. 0.89
00:38:39.000 I go and put my clothes on. 0.96
00:38:39.880 I said, James, let's play this too fucking weird. 0.99
00:38:41.000 Let's get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:38:42.140 So we go to leave. 0.99
00:38:42.860 And the woman at the first time goes, oh, gentlemen, why are you leaving?
00:38:45.820 Why are you leaving?
00:38:46.380 They get super worried about you leaving.
00:38:48.880 Because they think you're going to bust them or tell the police.
00:38:51.520 I don't know.
00:38:52.280 If you leave before the party ends, they get super worried.
00:38:55.400 The problem is, James is now hammered.
00:38:58.060 So when I was upstairs, he must have...
00:38:59.320 I don't know how many drinks he's drunk.
00:39:00.080 We have been drinking all day.
00:39:01.200 I was drunk too. 0.99
00:39:01.900 But he was fucking hammered. 1.00
00:39:03.780 And he turns to the girl and goes, this party's disgusting. 1.00
00:39:06.700 You're all fucking ugly. 1.00
00:39:08.140 I was like, bro. 1.00
00:39:10.280 She's like, oh.
00:39:11.040 Oh, gets on the phone to call security.
00:39:13.500 So we opened it.
00:39:14.200 It was a fire escape door.
00:39:15.040 Open the fire escape door.
00:39:15.800 Walked out.
00:39:16.500 Walked out to the main road. 1.00
00:39:17.520 Just fucked off. 1.00
00:39:18.120 And that was the end of it. 1.00
00:39:20.280 Long story short, never go to sex parties because they're not sexy in any regard.
00:39:24.040 They're not attractive.
00:39:25.060 It's not sexy, but it's funny.
00:39:27.320 And it's an experience that you cannot get anywhere else, bro.
00:39:31.080 You cannot find that in another environment.
00:39:33.740 Zach said, is it hard to get into Berghain?
00:39:35.640 Yes.
00:39:36.560 Yes. 0.99
00:39:37.300 Luckily, I pulled up with a bad bitch, so I got in. 1.00
00:39:39.440 I got ID'd. 0.99
00:39:40.240 I was 21 at the time.
00:39:42.140 I was one of the, I was probably the youngest person in there. 0.98
00:39:45.040 But luckily, I was with a bad bitch I got in. 1.00
00:39:47.640 She was all dressed up, cool and shit. 1.00
00:39:50.060 It's just for the experience. 1.00
00:39:51.560 Like, I'm not going to go to the German sex dungeon at the bottom and get peed on and 0.99
00:39:54.840 pooped on. 1.00
00:39:55.560 But just being in the vicinity of fucking animals. 1.00
00:40:00.100 Where else do you see that every day we need to walk around and be civilized and 0.99
00:40:03.660 And then being around people just like dropping all inhibitions.
00:40:10.880 It's like, whoa.
00:40:11.720 This is what people are really like. 1.00
00:40:14.680 The rest of it is bullshit. 0.99
00:40:16.240 It reconfirms a lot of the ideas you have about human nature because you're like, you don't 1.00
00:40:20.620 really fucking, really? 0.84
00:40:23.020 Really? 0.99
00:40:23.500 You're going to, like, you, really?
00:40:27.140 And then when you go to this environment, oh, this is the truth.
00:40:32.460 Do it.
00:40:33.260 Do it.
00:40:34.460 Embrace the weirdness.
00:40:36.020 Go through it.
00:40:37.640 Go through it.
00:40:38.140 And most people are not going to understand it.
00:40:39.780 I talked about this for the first time.
00:40:41.000 I was like, whoa, that's so crazy.
00:40:42.620 What?
00:40:43.080 What?
00:40:43.560 Huh?
00:40:43.920 Well, I couldn't even fully talk about it because you wouldn't understand.
00:40:48.340 You wouldn't understand.
00:40:49.820 I'm telling, bro, I like it just for the fact that it's a human zoo.
00:40:54.420 Do it.
00:40:57.020 Nothing about it that's interesting or fun.
00:40:58.800 There's nothing like, oh, experimental.
00:41:00.500 The whole thing was horrible.
00:41:01.560 The whole thing was nasty.
00:41:03.020 The worst thing about the club.
00:41:03.600 But you still went to the second party.
00:41:05.360 You went to lunch and you could have went home.
00:41:07.560 But you went for dinner, too.
00:41:08.640 Why?
00:41:08.980 Because there's something interesting about it.
00:41:10.600 Which is something I missed.
00:41:12.160 Is that in those confined spaces, you could smell it. 1.00
00:41:16.940 Stunk of dick and pussy and BO and sweat. 1.00
00:41:21.620 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:41:23.120 Oh, please.
00:41:24.820 It might be the worst thing that ever happened to me in my life.
00:41:28.460 But look how much fun he had telling that story.
00:41:32.020 He told that story with complete.
00:41:33.720 That memory is etched into his brain.
00:41:36.080 He was hammered.
00:41:37.560 He was 20 drinks deep.
00:41:39.560 And he remembers every single thing that happened because you'll never see something like that again.
00:41:44.300 So treat it like in a music park.
00:41:45.960 Instead of going to Six Flags or going bowling again or going to the movies, 0.91
00:41:50.300 go to a weird, creepy French sex party and just try to fit in. 0.99
00:41:57.160 It'll blow your mind, bro. 1.00
00:41:58.600 You're welcome.
00:41:58.940 Ciao.
00:42:06.440 See you then.
00:42:13.280 Bye.
00:42:22.420 Bye.
00:42:22.680 Bye.
00:42:23.240 Bye.